1 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,880 Finish 2 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,160 This is how all movies end. 3 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:56,520 Except this one. 4 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,960 Because it begins now. 5 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,400 Release the prisoners, it's ours. 6 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:11,960 Every man in his soul basically will as well. 7 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:19,280 I don't think that will ever happen because of social differences. 8 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:23,680 But was I an officer, then I would like to 9 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:28,120 open the gate at Frida's gentle bidding. 10 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:33,240 They ran out at a trot. So wild they went. 11 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,760 And breathed the balmy air and then the twist of spring. 12 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:47,200 Release the prisoners, it's ours. Every man in his soul will. 13 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,240 When green nature stands. 14 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:54,800 When the night falls... Is Frida now on board with my reasoning? 15 00:03:54,960 --> 00:04:00,320 Everyone is startled of the ring from the top of the church tower. 16 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:06,120 And in the distance to the south: Watch the column of smoke rise towards the sky. 17 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:10,200 It smolders and glows, and the fire brigade rushes off. 18 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:19,960 Release the prisoners, it's ours! Every man in his soul will. 19 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,000 When green nature stands. 20 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:28,120 And the judge is awake, at the window he shivers in the cool wind. 21 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:33,800 In the candlelight the daughter stands so pale around her cheek. 22 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:39,080 There is a knock on the door, out of the darkness enters a black-bearded man. 23 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:44,240 Hit with a few hundred! It's urgent, old man! 24 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:54,840 Release the prisoners, it's ours. Every man in his soul will. 25 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,360 When green nature stands. 26 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:01,200 With pockets full of money, he rushes to the door, and listen. 27 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:06,560 - He turns: - Give me a smack, my bitch. 28 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:13,360 But the judge roars, so that the villain's blood runs cold as ice: 29 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,720 Better take my silverware! 30 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,120 Release the prisoners, it's ours. 31 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:34,200 Every man in his soul basically will as well. 32 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:41,680 I doubt, as Frida understands because of social differences. 33 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:46,800 But was I an officer, then I would like to 34 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:51,960 open the gate at her gentle bidding. 35 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:57,120 But right after that I would flee the city 36 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:02,200 And wash my hands for the consequences, by God. 37 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:08,480 Release the prisoners, it's ours. Every man in his soul will! 38 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:12,280 When green nature stands. 39 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:20,800 Release the prisoners! It's spring! 40 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:27,000 Release the prisoners! It's spring! 41 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:32,920 A charming idyll from Frida's time 42 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,320 Let's repaint. 43 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,840 Come now and help. 44 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:29,240 We might as well do it a bit nice for the next tenants. 45 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,560 Release the prisoners! 46 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,600 It is inhumane to cage people in cages. 47 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:43,280 - If you do nonsense, it will be isolation. -Even more inhumane. 48 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:49,360 -Behave like people. Just like your friend. -Release the prisoners! 49 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,880 Now we have to decide something here. 50 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:58,720 Erlandsson, we put them in solitary confinement tonight. 51 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:05,200 Furthermore, the text must “release the prisoners loose" is removed from the prison wall. 52 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:12,760 -Excuse me, what text? -"Release the prisoners." 53 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,920 It's called "Release the Prisoners". 54 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:20,080 -No. "Release the prisoners." - The prisoners. 55 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:24,160 -What's it called then? -Release the prisoners! 56 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,920 Release the prisoners! 57 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,360 Yes. 58 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,440 Thank you, dear Mr. Director. 59 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,440 Well... 60 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:42,440 The light! Erlandsson! 61 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:48,240 Into the cell with you. Come here, Erlandsson! 62 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:54,320 Lock well. Discipline is important. Now you can sit there and think a bit. 63 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:05,960 I'm so angry I could burst! But you just sit there completely calmly. 64 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,840 It is better to think first and get angry afterwards. 65 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:14,680 Everyone knows it's inhumane to put people in prison. 66 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:21,240 Imagine if you and I had been sitting there in a cell each and rotted for years. 67 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:29,760 Actually, there is no reason to to go around being angry at everything. 68 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,920 Man skal jo gøre noget know what you are angry about. 69 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:40,200 Hvad kan vi gøre ved, that people are in prison? 70 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:45,360 There must be police, which maintains law and order. 71 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,400 -Hvad nu? -Lov og orden. 72 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:52,520 Folk bestemmer unnecessarily much above others. 73 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:05,520 Politiet for eksempel. They don't take everyone. Only those who break the law. 74 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:13,360 Ja, men alle mennesker is also unnecessary police. 75 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,840 Hvad mener du med det? 76 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,080 We can watch TV. 77 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:26,760 Good evening, this is program 1. 78 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:32,040 Now we show a program, called "Unnecessary Police". 79 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,920 -Tænker du? -Yes. 80 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,840 Think back to when you were a child. 81 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:48,720 -You have to think properly. - Yes, I try that too. 82 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:58,120 Think back to when you were a child. Da var anyone who was bigger than you, police. 83 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:09,200 Hallo, du. Saml papiret op. 84 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:12,160 Varme pølser. 85 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,760 Smut med dig. Møgunge! 86 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:30,800 Decide what you want. The adults also have to act. 87 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:36,160 Tis, før vi går ind. Otherwise, we know what happens. 88 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,680 -Pas på, dit pjok. -Har du ble på? 89 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:53,960 -Har du fået gylp? - Can you stay up so late? 90 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:58,840 - It's half past three in the afternoon. - Go home to bed with you. 91 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,720 What's wrong? 92 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,320 Are you upset about something? 93 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,640 You came home to the only one who wasn't a policeman. 94 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:27,000 Do you remember that it was you then, who put on a uniform? 95 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,080 What is there? 96 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:32,280 Don't get involved in that. 97 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:42,840 -Do we have bananas? - At least not before we have to eat. 98 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,160 You never buy bananas, even if I say so! 99 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,560 Leave me alone. 100 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,080 Finish. 101 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:04,680 -What did you think? - It was not a good program. 102 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:08,480 -Why not? - It was unfair to the police. 103 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,120 Vent, så skal du se. 104 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,960 Så tænd for det. 105 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,960 Det er program 2. Først en melding. 106 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:27,520 Not all police are unnecessary. Here is the "Necessary Police" program. 107 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:32,960 Tænk på, that the police are servants of the public. 108 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:37,160 Du tænker forkert. Vi har jo farve-tv. 109 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:43,680 The police are servants of the public. They help us with everything. 110 00:14:56,360 --> 00:15:00,600 -Så er den repareret. -Er det politiet? Help! 111 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:14,800 If the officer will please peel the potatoes to begin with. 112 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:21,880 And someone has to help us with catching thieves. 113 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:26,480 Draw... b-o-g. 114 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,880 "Wallet." 115 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,520 And when did it disappear? 116 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:39,840 Five months ago. Just before we started writing the review. 117 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:45,080 Yes, it is clear someone must help us against thieves. 118 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,680 Catch the thief! 119 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,880 Come now! 120 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:58,440 You're just making it up a lot of nasty things. 121 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:04,680 We need police. It is good with police. To some extent. 122 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,880 What do you say? 123 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:35,040 That it is bad to think about, that is unnecessary police inside all peoples. 124 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:39,720 -At least not inside us. - You shouldn't say that. 125 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:45,560 For example, I am the world sweetest and most peaceful person. 126 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:50,000 -Just. - I've had a busy day. 127 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:53,800 Og så kommer jeg hjem, træt og irriteret. 128 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:59,920 Darkness just falls and I have haven't had a bite to eat all day. 129 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,760 And on top of that, it's a full moon. 130 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:13,240 Og så kan jeg mærke, that it itches all over the body. 131 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,520 See! 132 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:21,120 It itches everywhere. 133 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,880 Det klør på maven. 134 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:32,960 Jeg kan mærke, that something presses on the forehead. 135 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:44,200 Then I get an irresistible urge to- 136 00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:47,720 -at bestemme over andre. 137 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:53,000 Behøver du gå on the carpet with dirty shoes? 138 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:57,200 I have said that you must not use my comb! 139 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:05,680 How often do I have to say I don't want to have wet swimming trunks in the closet? 140 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,680 Dry them! They should be dry now! 141 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:14,560 Marching! Run! Good night! Sleep well! 142 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:25,680 Now stop. Then you are cute. 143 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:33,480 But when someone says something nice to me like you did- 144 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:39,040 -I become myself again. Just as charming and sweet as before. 145 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,680 Now you have to say something nice for me again. 146 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,440 How sweet you are. 147 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,600 Like that, yes. 148 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:55,720 How tired you get of deciding so many unnecessary things. 149 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,680 Tomorrow we go hunting after unnecessary police. 150 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:28,160 Hello, you! The grass must not be stepped on! 151 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,040 TREAD ON THE GRASS 152 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,520 Hello, don't go there! 153 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,600 DO NOT TREAD ON THE GRASS 154 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,120 Now we ride to the police. 155 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,720 Look there! Here is the sugar bowl. 156 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:10,840 The sugar bowl, the villain took from the alderman. 157 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,440 "Sugar Bowl." 158 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:32,920 - Well, now you can use the police, huh? -Yes. Now the police are necessary. 159 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:38,280 The councilor's sugar bowl? Haven't you seen him since? 160 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:44,360 No, then. do you think we associate with thieves and bandits? 161 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,760 Namely. You don't think so, do you? 162 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,560 No. Then we say thank you very much. 163 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,120 Excuse me. We want to ask something. 164 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,720 Ask about something. 165 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,760 Is he here or isn't he here? 166 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,680 Yes. He is not. 167 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:23,560 -Admit that you have difficulty lying. - I don't. Have I... not. 168 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,360 Can he be in the closet? 169 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,960 In the closet he is... Not. 170 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,320 Or is he, I mean. 171 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,800 Help! 172 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:22,560 I can't swim! Help! 173 00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,680 So? Well, like that. 174 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,840 But what have we done? 175 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:34,400 -You? We have to get him out again. - Now we've just got him in. 176 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:41,280 - Inhuman to sit in there. -Can he just destroy guitars? 177 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:48,160 No. You have to catch people there steals, murders and smashes guitars. 178 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:54,320 But the moment you catch them, you have to start helping them. 179 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,840 You... We have to get him out again. 180 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:09,040 Silence again, Erlandsson. Does it work good health and love? 181 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,640 Are there rooms available? Double room for me. 182 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:17,880 There's dancing tonight too the mature youth. You never know. 183 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,960 Thief of prisoners. Spring has come early this year. 184 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,160 The weather is beautiful tonight. 185 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,520 You mustn't tickle me. 186 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:41,160 Mr. director, how I have longed for you. 187 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:46,360 They look brilliant, Mr. Director. The charm of the gray temples. 188 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:51,720 It's not charm, it's paint. Do I need to decide more before I go? 189 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,320 -In which cell... -24! 190 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:58,520 ...should we place Hansson? It is busy. 191 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,600 Hugosson. 192 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:06,880 It doesn't work. We can't be together. He is way too impulsive. 193 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:11,720 It will be 24. If we change our mind, we lose face. 194 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,960 -What about Hugosson? - Now just find a cell! 195 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:18,200 Not 24, because that's where Hugosson lives. 196 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,880 Such! If someone escapes, I'm in the town hall basement. 197 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:31,680 And if no one escapes, are you still in the town hall basement? 198 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:37,280 No... Yes. So I am done deciding things. 199 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:46,880 Shall we forget the titles? It is impersonal just being a prisoner. 200 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,600 Say Harald. 201 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:56,160 -Why should I say Harald? - Because my name is Harald. Say Harald. 202 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,840 - Dear Gudrun... - Never! 203 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,680 They are trying to trick me. Quiet! 204 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,560 Here it is me who decides. Now I'm going. 205 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:12,720 Do you do it, Gudrun. It is after all, you are the one who decides. 206 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,160 Tax? Finally we are alone. 207 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,480 24. 208 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,760 I hold it up, so he can see it. 209 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,120 -Why? - That's the plan. 210 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,760 We must have him in a good mood. 211 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,920 Hold it out for him to see. 212 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:59,720 Hello there! What should that mean? 213 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:05,240 We would like to say hello a prisoner named Harald Hansson. 214 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,840 I can see you! 215 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,880 I saw you guys. I see everything. On internal TV. 216 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:21,560 - I know them. - It's the same lady. 217 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,280 You are not coming in! 218 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,920 What is that there? 219 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,520 You are suspects. 220 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:45,640 I see everything! You're not fooling me. 221 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:52,560 Think I was so stupid to think that a cunning man as the prison warden- 222 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,760 - would not reveal me. 223 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:04,040 Yes... You look after your work. But you won't come in. 224 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:08,720 No, it's clear. Excuse us. 225 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,960 It's a sweet girl. 226 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,800 But she is out on an incline. 227 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,800 What shall we have to eat today? 228 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:51,680 Are you saying that? Silent food. Fish maybe? 229 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:57,000 So we've started the fun penal work. 230 00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:04,160 It's probably healthy to sew mailbags and glue advent calendars together. 231 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:09,680 It is constructive and gives an inner satisfaction. 232 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,080 Put your sorrows in an old sack. 233 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,960 -What are you in for? - I killed the wife. 234 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:21,400 - She talked too much. - Are you saying that? So can... 235 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,960 I see everything! What's up now? I saw you guys. 236 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,440 I see everything... Well? A saw? 237 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:49,120 There are damn you guys are so silent. 238 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:54,040 They only like one, when one is pacified. 239 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,960 Calm, passive, apathetic. 240 00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:02,080 Happy and lively people disturb. They come in isolation. 241 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:07,040 You know what? Be quiet and eat. Be reset. 242 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:11,840 That was so kind of you to talk to me. Many thanks. 243 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Now we have to decide something. You are not coming in. Out! Goodbye! 244 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,120 Goodbye. 245 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,520 Now we're done to decide things. 246 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:30,720 where are my friends Where is the monkey? Segovia? The professor? 247 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:37,000 I could always talk to them. In an apathetic way. Ape-atic way! 248 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:41,280 They are absolutely correct in isolation. They deviated. 249 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,680 Deviate... Run away? 250 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:50,520 No, they deviated from the crowd. Disturbed. Laughter. Noise. Inappropriate. 251 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,800 Then I also end up in isolation. 252 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,440 Hello! Hear how I disturb! 253 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:02,360 I am a disturbing element. Vandalism as you can see. 254 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:07,880 A shard has come off the plate. Damn it! 255 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:13,760 Whoops, I cussed. It is inappropriate! You better isolate me! 256 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,720 - Summon the director. - Fellow citizens! 257 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:21,480 How long do we have to find us in that shout on the table? 258 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:27,080 This must be dealt with severely. Isn't that right, little Gudrun? 259 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,960 You take chairs. You carry chairs. 260 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,640 You also sing. 261 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:40,520 Now something must be decided. That Hansson must be isolated. Or not. 262 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,920 - Then we decide. - That he should be isolated? 263 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:50,240 What? Yes. Or... Namely. Accurate. 264 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:56,720 I am politically dangerous. The dance was Russian. I'm an unpleasant guy! 265 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:02,400 Down with Gudrun and the whole establishment! 266 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,160 Single room, please. 267 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:21,080 Are you here again? What is it about now? 268 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,720 Can I have the guitar? Give me the guitar! 269 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:40,200 - We should have known that. - Yes, we should have known that. 270 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,920 What is the point? 271 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:49,800 I have had fun collecting things together that you have smuggled in. 272 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,600 I have made a small museum. Do you want to see? 273 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,280 See. But what is the point? 274 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:03,000 Here is a hammer. And a saw. And here is... such a one. 275 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:07,840 And here is the tied sheet! What's the point?! 276 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,800 We want to help Harald with to become a better person. 277 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,600 Now that we have understood, how smart are you- 278 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,760 -we would ask, whether we may entertain the prisoners. 279 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:25,600 Sing a little for them, so that life becomes a little easier for them. 280 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:30,240 We are a lot humanitarians in the prison system. 281 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:35,720 Now I have to decide something... It's alright. Thursday at five o'clock. 282 00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:45,480 But Harald Hansson can't join, because he is isolated. 283 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:51,280 He is isolated because he is a disturbing... Hot water... 284 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,200 A disturbing element. 285 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:12,840 They can't do that. 286 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:19,200 They have remodeled the isolation ward, so it is completely isolated. 287 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,960 Professor! 288 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,320 Can you hear me? 289 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:51,640 Nobody can hear me. Because here is so damn soundproof! 290 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:23,360 Before, you could chat if you raised the voice. You could do that before... 291 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:08,200 - I can't stand it. Shut up! - Yes, yes, I'm coming. 292 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,400 -Did you say something? - It's just Harald. 293 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,760 Well. Then the psychologist will come soon. 294 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,800 Then I get a banana. 295 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:44,640 - I can't stand it. - No, you have to sit inside. 296 00:38:53,680 --> 00:39:00,280 Potatoes? It was Jonas Alströmer, who introduced the potato to Sweden. 297 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,520 He's coming now! 298 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,720 Put it on the floor. 299 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,720 Clear course! 300 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:42,640 No, you must not go, Erlandsson! Loved the audience! Music! 301 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:16,200 I will hand it in here to Harald Hansson. 302 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,760 I can see you! I see everything! 303 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,640 So what do we have here? 304 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,960 Same old story again. 305 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:46,800 Not quite. It is Visigothic French bread with the scent of cumin. 306 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:54,720 Little You. They should have known that I would find that note. 307 00:42:54,880 --> 00:43:01,280 “Darling, now I dare say it. You are the only one in the world for me.” 308 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,880 I don't know... 309 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,920 Now we have to decide something. 310 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,040 It's probably best that you are leaving now. 311 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,200 Come back soon, little De. 312 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:38,400 - Can he read the note? -Yes, little friend. 313 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,320 He must read the note. 314 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:50,120 He has actually already read it. 315 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:59,200 Isolation cell. Do you understand what that means? 316 00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,640 No one to talk to. No contact. 317 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:09,200 Four silent walls and a silent horror, which sits here, here, here... Everywhere. 318 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,600 Can you understand that? 319 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,800 Say something. Answer! 320 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,360 Good evening. 321 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:27,120 Because the jailer locks the prisoners inside at 19.30 after children's TV 322 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,840 -and solitary confinement prisoners are not allowed to watch TV- 323 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,680 -we will show you a typical TV evening. 324 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:40,400 So don't think you've missed out of something. Are there streaks in the image- 325 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:44,720 - it's just interference on the transmitter. 326 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,320 We start with the news. 327 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:53,840 War. Plague. Lill-Babs and the king are to be engaged. 328 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,600 But not with each other. Good evening. 329 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,200 Here comes Melodi Grand Prix. 330 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,560 Zero points for Italy. Stupid competition. 331 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:21,040 Tonight's American crime. 332 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,480 sorry, I'm Commissioner Columbo. 333 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,680 The killer is dressed as a policeman. 334 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,800 So who could it be? Is that you? 335 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,360 Yes, it is. 336 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:41,720 My name is Edvard Persson. You can see me for two hours- 337 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:46,920 - because it's an old feature film. Now two hours have passed. 338 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:53,320 Good evening and cordial welcome to the carousel. 339 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:58,720 They don't just have to watch, but be active and do many things. 340 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:03,320 And do you know what to do first? Turn off the TV. 341 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:08,800 And then the weather. It will be stiff gale everywhere. Thanks from here. 342 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:14,280 That was all for tonight. good night Sleep well. 343 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,000 What are you doing here? It was you... 344 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:26,280 - Now we have to get you out of prison. - You were the ones who got me in! 345 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:31,960 - Now we have to get you out. -Here is a tape recorder and a microphone. 346 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:37,680 We record you. Sing a song. Do you know "The first time I saw you"? 347 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,720 -Yes, but why? - You don't have to ask. 348 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,760 It's part of the plan. The tape is running. 349 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,880 Sing. 350 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,040 Smut. 351 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:46,480 - Good morning, Mr. Director. - I have seen you. I see everything. 352 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,640 May we offer a cigar? 353 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,960 I don't know that. Now we have to decide something. 354 00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,600 Thanks. 355 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:11,360 Could we perhaps be allowed to talk to Harald Hansson? 356 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:17,440 Are you trying to bribe me? Don't talk about. 357 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:21,400 A civil servant not easily bribed. 358 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:27,440 -Finally cakes for the coffee. - It's for Harald Hansson. 359 00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:31,280 I'm all for it. Thanks. 360 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,040 Large envelope, long letter. 361 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,880 Look, look, look... 362 00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,640 Look, here it comes. 363 00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,680 How exciting it is. 364 00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:52,000 No, you must not read it. Only Harald can. 365 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:56,960 It's for him. I'm in. Only he can read it. 366 00:48:57,120 --> 00:49:01,400 Shy, dear, adorable person. 367 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,320 “Hold on. I'm waiting for you." 368 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:11,240 -Why is there no name? - I didn't dare. 369 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,000 Dear, shy person. 370 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,240 -What's your name, then? -Flora. 371 00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:25,880 Flora... It sounds like music. It's adorable. 372 00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:30,480 -Mr. director... - No, not director. Say Frans. 373 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:40,520 Frans... It sounds like music. It's adorable. 374 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:46,480 Love, I want you to know that your feelings are reciprocated. 375 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,240 I think I'm dying! 376 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,960 She was so happy. 377 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:25,200 Good, the director thinks you're in love in him. Help us get Harald out. 378 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:30,120 You? It was you, that got him put in. 379 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:36,680 - We know that. Now we have to get him out. - He is in isolation. 380 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,640 My own Harald. 381 00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:46,440 No nonsense now. Take the tape recorder. 382 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:52,200 You must visit Harald and record "The first time I saw you". 383 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:58,240 No, not you. It is Harald who will sing. 384 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,320 Lovely. What will it help? 385 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:06,720 - We have a plan, you understand. - We will entertain the prisoners. 386 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:20,000 - Half an hour of airing. -Close the door, I'm playing! 387 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:25,920 Erlandsson, where the hell are my slippers 388 00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:34,520 Young man, sorry I cursed in your presence. 389 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:38,880 The ears cannot tolerate such coarse words. They can fall off. 390 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,720 That was the closing line in "My Fair Lady". 391 00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,440 Lerner's musical of Shaw's "Pygmalion." 392 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:53,560 On Eliza there by Professor Higgins learn to say: "The rain in Spain..." 393 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:59,600 Repeat! Nice weather today. I haven't been out and can't know. 394 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:04,120 Sorry not whole I'm in jail today. 395 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:09,480 I am Lord Nelson. There have been a naval battle at Trafalgar. 396 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:15,520 Half of me is fired. Shark food. Sad for such a handsome guy. Forward! 397 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:20,760 Can I lean on you? Thanks. Be safe. It was friendly. 398 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:26,680 -Do you have to play monkey all the time? -Today I am a dog. 399 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:30,040 I'm not crazy at all, Erlandsson. 400 00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:35,520 As you know, I'm a big lawyer specializing in fraud. 401 00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:41,880 You have to light up someone's life times. Otherwise you'll go... crazy. 402 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:46,840 Now I'm a monkey. 403 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:54,560 Before I was a dog. Monkey: Long legs. Dog: Short legs. Important difference. 404 00:52:55,080 --> 00:53:01,120 In 1939, 38,000 tourists traveled to Gotland. Of these, 36,100 Swedes and... 405 00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:16,480 - I walk here like an orangutan. - It's ugly to ape after! 406 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,560 Hello, you mustn't talk to each other. 407 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:24,120 We don't talk to each other. We talk to God. 408 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:30,200 God, would you be kind enough to ask Harald, why is he here again? 409 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:34,000 I trusted a woman's love. 410 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,200 It was stupidly done. 411 00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:42,320 But I have some hope to leave this jammerdal in a short time. 412 00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,080 Such is the way of life. 413 00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:50,560 No talks, I said. 414 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,840 Do we have to make throat noises? 415 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:40,800 -Is the director here? -Yes. Finally sit down. 416 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:49,640 I can see you. 417 00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,600 I saw you. 418 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:57,160 And from this day on it's only you I see in this world. 419 00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:03,320 -Whoah, Mr. Director. - No, not director. Say Frans. 420 00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,880 - French. -Flora. 421 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:12,120 May I visit Harald Hansson, Frans? 422 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:19,760 Jealousy rages in me. Why do you want to visit him? 423 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:24,600 - For purely humanitarian reasons. -What does humanitarian mean? 424 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:31,160 Now I know. "Human" has I decided "humanitarian" means. 425 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,520 So visit him though. 426 00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:39,520 Lovely girl. Erlandsson joins and makes sure everything goes right. 427 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:45,200 You don't leave them. They must not be too humanitarian to each other. 428 00:55:57,320 --> 00:56:04,160 Treacherous. You led the police to the closet where I loved you in secret. 429 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,840 Loved me? 430 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:15,480 - Harald, you didn't say that. - Be happy about it. The police did come. 431 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:20,120 Harald, it was you that came out of the closet. 432 00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,280 Yes, I forgive you. 433 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:37,480 Harald, sing "The first time I saw you". 434 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,400 You don't have to ask. Sing. 435 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:42,560 No escape attempts! Come on. 436 00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:56,400 What are you doing? 437 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,720 I can see you. I saw you. 438 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:15,360 In five minutes: Entertainment. That i know Because I have decided. 439 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:19,520 You come along and watch. Say you want to. Say it, say it! 440 00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:23,440 - Please, Frans. - I need to borrow a prison uniform. 441 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:27,360 That's out of the question! It comes up. Why? 442 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:32,760 - It's part of the entertainment. -Lend him a prison suit. 443 00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:37,640 - I need to borrow the director's jacket. - That's out of the question! 444 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:41,720 It also comes up. Is it part of the entertainment? 445 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:46,360 - Namely. -You see, I'm always right. Always! 446 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:52,160 Put it on so you don't stay caught a cold. Yes, it comes up. 447 00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:58,120 I am also a part of the entertainment. Did you hear that? 448 00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:04,160 I will give the bouquet to Harald Hansson. 449 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:08,480 i understand dear, shy person. Thanks. 450 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:12,440 -Can I ask you something? -Whatever you want, dear. 451 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:17,520 - Let Harald see the entertainment. -Anything you want, except that. 452 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:23,640 You cannot deny him that joy, when you have stolen his bouquet. 453 00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:27,120 Stolen Harald Hansson's bouquet? 454 00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,520 What humor, Flora. 455 00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:34,840 He must see the entertainment too to have fun, I have decided. 456 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:39,480 It's only right when I have stole his bouquet. I rhymed! 457 00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:44,280 -I decided to rhyme. -And it was a good rhyme. 458 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:49,800 What? Yes, yes. But we must follow all the rules of art. 459 00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:56,960 Erlandsson, give me the handcuffs. I myself take responsibility for Hansson. 460 00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:02,280 Erlandsson, you show the market clowns the way. 461 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:08,080 May I follow you to the ballroom? First dance is mine. 462 01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,520 Erlandsson. 463 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:19,520 - We have to borrow the file museum. - That is out of the question. 464 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:26,120 - It's part of the entertainment. - It comes up. Did you hear that? 465 01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,000 There was no speech! 466 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:48,560 It must be quiet here! Sit down. 467 01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,960 Good day, good day. A warm welcome. 468 01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:04,760 Let's introduce the orchestra. 469 01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,640 Værsgo, Kapellmeister. 470 01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,600 Unlock, Frans. 471 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:19,360 I saw you guys. I see everything. Sit down. 472 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:26,520 You don't have to get up just because a prison director is coming. 473 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:35,200 I just decided that. I decide as well. Where were we? 474 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:40,960 Lend me the director's glasses, so i look more like. 475 01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,600 -Never. It comes... - French. 476 01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:46,840 Speaking. 477 01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:56,480 I can see you. I see everything. And now I see much better. 478 01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:02,920 Now I have to decide something. All bakers should be locked up. 479 01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:08,440 I have decided that now. All bakers should be locked up. 480 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:14,880 Why should all bakers be locked up? 481 01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:19,760 Because they don't examining the dough properly! 482 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:26,440 Look what I found in the bakery in just one week. 483 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:30,240 Hammer. Such a one, such a one, such a... 484 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,920 Two sheets tied together! 485 01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,400 What is the meaning of that? 486 01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:44,400 Therefore, I have decided that everyone bakers must serve on water and bread. 487 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:49,600 Furthermore, there must be a whole hardware store in the bread! 488 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:59,560 - They are having so much fun. - That's why you're so popular, Frans. 489 01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:03,560 -I need my glasses. - Now something new begins. 490 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,200 Here is a new imitation. 491 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:10,960 My friend wants to impersonate a very dear friend. 492 01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:14,280 Namely our dear Harald Hansson. 493 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:18,160 -Come on, Harald! -Shut up, Harald. Sit down. 494 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:21,880 Good day. My name is Harald Hansson. 495 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:27,520 I am a prisoner here and would like to sing a song by Birger Sjöberg. 496 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,160 It didn't look like much. 497 01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,840 Now it is much better. Well done! 498 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,760 It's like hearing him. 499 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:20,160 He imitates perfectly, but he plays the guitar badly. 500 01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:38,720 It's like hearing his voice. 501 01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:46,040 Now I need my glasses again. 502 01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:57,560 He also looks like Harald Hansson! 503 01:05:57,720 --> 01:06:00,840 The best imitator I've seen. 504 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:10,720 See! They even have also imitated the handcuffs. 505 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:15,440 It's fantastic. Well done! 506 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,960 Harald, it actually looks more like you, than you do yourself. 507 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:24,320 Harald, now you are going to the cell. 508 01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:34,960 To the isolation cell. You go first, so I can see you properly. 509 01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,680 I guess I'm popular. 510 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,480 Are we there yet? 511 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:21,160 Damn good imitation. Incredibly close. 512 01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:27,720 How does... the artist...? 513 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:33,160 Move, Frans, so Harald can enter his cell. 514 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:35,840 Excuse me. 515 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:40,240 Into the cell with you. And then we lock thoroughly. 516 01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:44,880 Like that, yes. 517 01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:47,440 Where is he? 518 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:52,280 There he is, yes. So can you sit there and think about it. 519 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:56,240 Then we go. Tax? 520 01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:08,160 I'm locked in. 521 01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:12,000 Erlandsson! 522 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:26,120 -Thanks for the loan. -Didn't you just pass by here? 523 01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:30,520 - No, I'm here. -Is the imitation finished? 524 01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:37,640 I must thank you for a good performance. It really looked like it. 525 01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:40,840 Thanks for the loan. 526 01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:46,520 Soft. Horse. 527 01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:58,640 Silky soft. Human. 528 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:03,840 - We are busy. Take it here. -And the tape recorder. 529 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:10,120 I have recorded the director's voice. I will learn to imitate him at home. 530 01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:18,360 It sounds like music. Adorable. Beloved, your feelings are reciprocated. 531 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:23,520 You will probably need it. Do what we said. 532 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:32,920 - See you again, Harald. -Goodbye, soft human. 533 01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:36,600 Come on, Harald. 534 01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:48,440 There's food, Harald! Listen up! 535 01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:51,000 Finally. 536 01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:59,200 - Shut me out, Erlandsson. - It doesn't work. 537 01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:05,920 Erlandsson, it's an order. Remember, I'm a prison warden. 538 01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:09,360 Namely. And I'm Shirley Temple. 539 01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:25,560 Yesterday he tried to picture me, he was Nelson at Trafalgar. 540 01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:31,520 Today I have to believe he is prison director. It doesn't work. 541 01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:35,840 Chrysanthemum belongs to the basket plant family. 542 01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:54,000 That's not a sin. He has flowers in the cell. The others don't. 543 01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:57,560 Green! 544 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:01,640 Notice... Soft. 545 01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:07,080 Listen... Birds! Look... Blue! 546 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,800 Smell... 547 01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:13,200 Come on! 548 01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:30,560 - Do you live here? -Yes. 549 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:34,560 -Or lived. - Now we live in the tents. 550 01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:39,000 - But there are three tents. -The third is yours. 551 01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:41,720 It was me who... 552 01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:47,000 You were helped out of prison to have human contact. 553 01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:51,160 - We need your help. - It was me who... 554 01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:55,720 -...was supposed to help here. Take it. - It never works. 555 01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:58,360 They catch me every moment, it must be. 556 01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:05,480 - Driven. You will not escape. - No one has noticed that you have escaped. 557 01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:08,080 We have fixed that. Namely. 558 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:14,520 Come, we'll go in in the office, love. 559 01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:24,040 No, honey. Not so hard and not when Erlandsson is watching. 560 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,840 Mr. Director, I want to… 561 01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,720 Sweet darling. 562 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:36,600 The director will not be disturbed. Not on terms. 563 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:46,920 And not for a very, very long time. 564 01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:28,400 - I can't do anything! - Yes, you can. 565 01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:34,720 It's just because you takes too hard all the time. 566 01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:38,880 You are too angry inside. 567 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:47,040 You better give up. It's no use to help someone like me. It never works. 568 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:52,280 Now stop. Now you two go in and cook dinner! 569 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:04,880 Hello, there. So what is it now? 570 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:09,400 You can't just live by love, Erlandsson. 571 01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:14,360 The director will not be disturbed. How hungry I am. 572 01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:27,600 You row while I... 573 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:37,640 So do something! Hand him an oar! 574 01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:49,320 Well, like that? 575 01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:56,000 Is it something to laugh at? when I think he's drowning?! 576 01:14:56,360 --> 01:15:02,320 Do you think caring is fun by someone like you? Like nothing can. 577 01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:05,600 Which only fumbles. Which makes everything wrong. 578 01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:08,520 I said, it was hopeless! 579 01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:14,120 You just stand there and be in pain of yourself. You can't do anything else. 580 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:17,480 No one else feels sorry for you! 581 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:24,640 Who should feel sorry for someone who destroying house, flowers and guitars! 582 01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:27,160 Then put me in prison again! 583 01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:30,880 Did you take me here? just to scold me? 584 01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:37,240 So put me back in the cell. It is what you want. Then you get rid of me! 585 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:40,560 Put me back in the cell! 586 01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:46,000 You are a scoundrel, a bandit, a fool! I have to...! 587 01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:51,880 Don't make faces at me! Now you've made me angry. 588 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:57,800 Damn, damn boat bridge! 589 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:40,560 DIFFICULT 590 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:48,840 There you can see. It went as I said. Ad h... to. 591 01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:55,360 You... If you think it will work ad h... to, then it does that too. 592 01:16:57,520 --> 01:17:00,880 She spoke her mind. She told the truth. 593 01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:06,640 She was mad. It passes. The worst is soon over. 594 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:13,640 I understand her well. I don't want to help someone who ruins everything for me. 595 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:17,920 Why did you do that? 596 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:24,800 I got so terribly angry, when I saw how nice you were. 597 01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:29,560 -Can't we have it? - I never get it that way. 598 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:34,040 You can see why for yourself. I can't do anything. 599 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:40,480 - Didn't you learn anything in prison? -Yes, blowing up cash registers. 600 01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:45,200 You learn from your friends. 601 01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:49,920 Do you think it's so funny not being able to do anything at my age? 602 01:17:50,080 --> 01:17:54,160 Imagine if you end up in prison and the only thing you can- 603 01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:58,800 -is to break into people's homes and steal. Your profession. 604 01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:05,960 Then you are a criminal. Some believe that prison is a kind of retraining. 605 01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:10,920 But that's just it damned further education. 606 01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:14,360 Then we have to teach you something. 607 01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:21,560 What? 608 01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:26,840 -To bake. -And wade in buckets of paint. 609 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:31,200 No. The only thing we are good at. To bake. 610 01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:35,760 Frida's and hers friend's bakery and patisserie. 611 01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:40,400 I bet that when Professor Higgins- 612 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:45,520 -in a month a flower girl learned to speak like a fine lady- 613 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:51,320 -then I can teach this guy from the bottom of society 614 01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:56,840 - to bake the best vanilla dreams and almond macaroons in 14 days. 615 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,160 Top, Professor Higgins. 616 01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:02,920 Hit with the human wreck, Colonel Pickering. 617 01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:06,400 He can take it bad. He doesn't know the play. 618 01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:11,760 "Pygmalion" by George Bernard Shaw about the flower seller Eliza- 619 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:17,920 -as Higgins learned to say: “The main in sane stays rainy in the plain." 620 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:22,680 -Where did you learn that? -From the professor in the prison. 621 01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:28,480 Harald, in 14 days you are approved as a master baker 622 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:34,880 - by the best collection of cake experts in the western world: 623 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:38,320 The Swedish Cookie Academy. 624 01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:46,440 I need to talk to the director. 625 01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:51,880 The director will not be disturbed, I have said. Not on terms. 626 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:57,720 Baby, here I come with dinner from the town hall basement. 627 01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:10,080 Do vanilla dreams have to be so dark? 628 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:12,600 It might be a nightmare. 629 01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:17,800 Erlandsson, now this nonsense must be over. 630 01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:22,720 You must be responsible for it. Come into my office. 631 01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:27,640 - There is already a director. -Which director? 632 01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:32,440 The prison director. As well as the alderman's daughter. 633 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:36,280 it's me there's the prison warden! 634 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:42,720 Listen here. look at me You can see that it's me who's the prison director. 635 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:49,200 Yes, Harald. I can testify that Harald is the prison director here. 636 01:20:49,360 --> 01:20:54,640 - Go, or I'll bite your leg. -Have all people gone mad? 637 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:58,600 It is not easy. You have to play monkey not to go crazy. 638 01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:01,480 Do you know who I'm picturing today? 639 01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:04,000 A donkey on two legs. 640 01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:11,040 Hello, there. Donkey on two legs...! 641 01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:15,400 One, two. That's right! 642 01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:24,160 You shouldn't do that do to people! 643 01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:43,840 You use too much yeast, Harald. 644 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:57,840 -Thursday means peas and hot punch. - There is something sinister about... 645 01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:06,440 More flour, Harald. 646 01:22:08,120 --> 01:22:11,960 Beloved, your feelings are reciprocated. 647 01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:18,360 -Frans, I think Erlandsson is listening. - It's like I've heard it before. 648 01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:21,920 You repeat yourself, when you are in love. 649 01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:24,600 Perhaps. 650 01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:32,040 -Butter, wheat flour, cream, water, sugar. -Karl 15.-pretzel. 651 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:38,120 Butter, sugar, potato flour, wheat flour, whipped egg white, almonds. 652 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:43,480 - Uppår... Poor man's cakes? -Uppåkra cakes. Repeat after me. 653 01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:47,200 Egg whites in almond cakes, yes or no? 654 01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:55,880 You have now been in there for 12 days. Are you completely crazy? 655 01:22:56,040 --> 01:23:01,120 Is it that long? Time flies on the wings of love. 656 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,600 Great, Harald. 657 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:12,320 Healthy for the teeth. 658 01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:49,200 Now you no longer believe that you are a prison warden, right? 659 01:23:49,360 --> 01:23:52,000 That's good, Harald! 660 01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:01,280 Then the time has come, Colonel Pickering. 661 01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:04,680 Dare we, Professor Higgins? 662 01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:08,360 District Gardener Wendin. 663 01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:13,520 Court jeweler Levin with his elegant wife. 664 01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:16,800 Miss Rasmusson. 665 01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:20,440 Yes, all eighteen are here. 666 01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:28,320 And now I want to wish all the eighteen most welcome- 667 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:34,080 - for the Thursday meeting in the Swedish Shortcake Academy. 668 01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:41,440 Now we eagerly await what Frida and her friend have performed- 669 01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:45,240 - of tasty surprises. 670 01:24:46,960 --> 01:24:53,200 Today it is not us. Because today we have a distinguished guest. 671 01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:58,440 A master baker, not to say master baker- 672 01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:00,800 - with extremely fine workmanship. 673 01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:04,760 Welcome, Monsieur Harald. 674 01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:23,920 Here we have an adorable little creation from Paris. 675 01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:30,240 A porous case with small cutouts. 676 01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:36,200 Or why not this one in pistachio green- 677 01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:40,080 -and chocolate brown? 678 01:25:48,240 --> 01:25:53,480 Maybe it's terrible cute arrangement- 679 01:25:53,640 --> 01:25:58,080 - with small support pieces around the buns themselves. 680 01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:10,280 Or why not go over to the traditionally romantic? 681 01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:18,520 Hearts with roses in pink. 682 01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:36,240 Frida, where did you get it? catch such a master baker? 683 01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:42,000 In prison. 684 01:26:52,480 --> 01:26:56,600 In prison. He has been in prison. 685 01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:08,920 Think what they learn in prisons these days. 686 01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:14,120 It was something else when I sat inside. We sewed sacks and shut up. 687 01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:20,520 -Arvid Levin, fraud. -Harald Hansson, theft and vandalism. 688 01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:24,520 Asta Nilsson, needlework. 689 01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:28,480 Please take for yourselves. 690 01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:43,360 I will hand over the silverware and the money back I got that night. 691 01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:45,520 Thanks for the loan. 692 01:27:45,680 --> 01:27:52,160 It was bad to take it, but it is less bad to hand it back. 693 01:27:52,320 --> 01:27:56,880 At the same time, I will request for your daughter's hand, councillor. 694 01:27:57,040 --> 01:28:00,560 -Hand? It doesn't work. -Why not? 695 01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:02,760 Because she's not here. 696 01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:07,760 She's been living with that wretch prison director for a few weeks. 697 01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:12,840 She is lost. I don't want to see her anymore! 698 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:18,680 The prison director is not there. Your daughter is just in his office. 699 01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:22,800 -To help us. - Come and see, father-in-law. 700 01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:28,160 -If I may say father-in-law. -Yes. 701 01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:31,320 Take the service. It is the dowry. 702 01:28:33,720 --> 01:28:36,640 See here. Such. 703 01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:45,520 Good day, Erlandsson. I have a little present for you. 704 01:28:47,560 --> 01:28:49,520 I baked it myself. 705 01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:51,680 French bread. 706 01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:57,280 Bun. 707 01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:02,960 Dream. 708 01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:05,480 where is my daughter 709 01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:09,400 In there. Together with the prison director. 710 01:29:09,560 --> 01:29:13,440 - Then it fits. You're fooling me. -Father-in-law... 711 01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:17,480 Hit the hill. It won't come to anything. 712 01:29:23,480 --> 01:29:26,040 Loved Frans. 713 01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:30,280 Beloved, your feelings are reciprocated. 714 01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,760 What? 715 01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:38,080 I knew something was wrong but I didn't know what. 716 01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:42,160 So he wasn't there. So it wasn't rude. 717 01:29:42,320 --> 01:29:45,840 It was just the device that was there. 718 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:48,280 Take the hill. 719 01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:51,120 Father-in-law. 720 01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:53,440 Loved. 721 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:59,280 Then it is the director who...! You gods! 722 01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:03,600 Director? 723 01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:15,200 Can you ever forgive me director? 724 01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:17,960 -Which director? -Can you...? 725 01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:23,880 The name is Harald Hansson. I am serving time my prison sentence. They disturb. 726 01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:29,840 You are wrong, Harald. You are not Harald. The director is the director. 727 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:33,840 -Should I be a prison director? -Yes. 728 01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:39,040 Then I can decide something. 729 01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:45,240 Like my friends Aben and the Professor must get out of isolation. 730 01:30:45,400 --> 01:30:49,440 Yes, it works, if the director decides. 731 01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:55,080 I decide that. It feels on a way of naturally deciding things. 732 01:30:56,240 --> 01:31:00,040 We must investigate the matter. I decide that. 733 01:31:00,200 --> 01:31:04,800 It went well. I might be a prison warden. 734 01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:07,400 Thank you, Harald. 735 01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:17,480 Erlandsson, come here for a moment. 736 01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:20,840 Make a simple identification. 737 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:26,840 If here is a prisoner by name Harald Hansson, then point to him. 738 01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:44,720 Yes. There was one more thing. 739 01:31:44,880 --> 01:31:50,320 If here is a prison director, do you want to point at him? 740 01:31:53,480 --> 01:31:57,560 Thank you, Erlandsson. So it is true. 741 01:31:57,720 --> 01:32:02,000 Yes. Let me serve the rest of the punishment so that I can get married. 742 01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:06,920 Poor thing. Can you bear to sit inside? after all you've been through? 743 01:32:07,080 --> 01:32:10,040 -So to sit inside. - I can do that. 744 01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:14,960 I have gained confidence. I am loved and can bake. 745 01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:19,000 Loved. Bake. Almond flakes? 746 01:32:20,120 --> 01:32:24,600 Then we decide. Almond flakes. Nice to decide something. 747 01:32:24,760 --> 01:32:29,440 -And after that? - We have decided that. Almond flakes. 748 01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:34,960 Jail, yes. But you must not serving time in solitary confinement. It's not good. 749 01:32:35,120 --> 01:32:41,240 I would ask that the Professor and Aben gets to go to my wedding. 750 01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:44,720 Are you getting married? 751 01:32:45,880 --> 01:32:49,240 With her? Well, I love her. 752 01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:54,160 If you lose one, you get a thousand back. Good, I am so magnanimous. 753 01:32:54,320 --> 01:33:00,360 Otherwise, problems could arise. Jealousy drama... Will I be invited? 754 01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:06,440 - That must be decided by the father-in-law. - Here it is me who decides things! 755 01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:12,360 I am cordially invited for the wedding. Come in a dress and white. 756 01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:19,040 Councillor: White nightshirt. Like ex-mayor he can marry you. 757 01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:36,840 So what? They said dress and white. 758 01:33:53,360 --> 01:33:55,680 May I kiss the bride? 759 01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:09,840 They run away! 760 01:34:20,600 --> 01:34:26,160 We must pursue them. Erlandsson takes that path and I take it. 761 01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:32,880 Come back down! 762 01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:57,160 After all, we only took care of one prisoner. 763 01:34:57,320 --> 01:35:00,520 An ordinary human being can't take anymore. 764 01:35:00,680 --> 01:35:05,120 And barely that. Society must take care of prisoners. 765 01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:10,680 Society cannot take care. They can only offer custody. 766 01:35:10,840 --> 01:35:16,640 You're right. Otherwise, I would Prisons don't look like they do. 767 01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:23,120 Isolation cells would not look like that out. The farms would not look like this. 768 01:35:23,280 --> 01:35:26,080 No, it can't be good. 769 01:35:33,480 --> 01:35:35,520 Hello! 770 01:35:37,080 --> 01:35:41,360 You can take yourselves of me for a change. 771 01:35:41,520 --> 01:35:45,880 And me. I'm a swallow! 772 01:35:47,520 --> 01:35:50,640 -How do you do it? -What? 773 01:35:50,800 --> 01:35:52,840 Almond flakes. 774 01:36:20,960 --> 01:36:24,080 Goodbye 775 01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:38,200 Danish texts: www.broadcasttext.com