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Here red shoes Secrets there are all
kinds of secrets.

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I didn't used to think I had any worth
keeping and certainly not worth sharing

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Sorry, I can't.

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I know I promised, but I can't. Then
don't.

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Then do it.

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I can't.

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You already did that.

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Maybe... Maybe what?

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Maybe I'm just too rigid.

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I don't think you're rigid.

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Yes, you do.

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I know what you're thinking.

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And what am I thinking?

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You're thinking I'm a wimp.

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Thinking you married a wimp.

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I love you.

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You're doing it again.

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Doing what?

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patronizing me.

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I hate it when you patronize me.

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Especially tonight.

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It's our anniversary.

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One whole wonderful, flawless, perfect
year together.

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I know what I promised to do.

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When I was loony.

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It was our honeymoon.

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I was out of control.

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I'm a wimp.

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Everyone knows it.

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Even Gabriel.

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Gabriel.

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Uh, Mrs. O'Hara thinks that you think
she's a wimp.

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I'm open to thoroughly hear that stuff.

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Would you mind recounting what you told
me when you saw Mrs. O'Hara in her new

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dress?

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Oh, well, I'm not certain that would be
quite appropriate, sir.

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Ah.

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Well, maybe I should say it for you.

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I think you said, if I may say so, sir,
Mrs. O'Hara looks like one steamy bitch.

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I don't wish to argue with you, sir, but
I believe the reference to Mrs. O'Hara

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was one hot tamale.

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Oh, whatever.

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Point was, I just wanted to sort of give
Mrs. O'Hara a general idea of where she

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stood in the realm of hot tamales.

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Gabriel, stop the car.

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What are you doing? Why are you stopping
here?

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Because you asked me to, Mrs. O'Hara.

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Well, he's here.

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Anywhere but here.

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Very well.

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Gabriel.

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Why don't you circle the block while
Mrs. O'Hara regains her... What do I

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need to regain?

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Whoa. Hey, babe. Must be prom night or
something.

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No, it isn't, honey. It's the president.

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It's got to be. Look at all the
presents.

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It's pink wrapping.

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I bet it's the first lady's birthday.

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It is, isn't it?

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Happy, happy birthday, Mrs.

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First Lady.

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Happy, happy birthday on your birthday.

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And we hope you have a great birthday,
because it's your birthday.

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Happy, happy B-Day, and many more.

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Oh, I wish we would have brought the
First Lady a gift. We have a gift.

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The greatest gift of all.

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Your breath.

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Nature's gift.

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Would you like me to take care of this,
sir?

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I don't think that'll be necessary,
Gabriel.

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How do you like that?

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Would you like me to disengage them,
sir?

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On the contrary.

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I think you should open the door and let
them in.

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You don't have to ask us twice, that's
for sure.

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After you, sweetheart.

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Hi.

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You are not going to believe this, but I
saw this all before an audition I had.

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We were kidding off the bus, didn't I,
honey?

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Yes, you did, baby.

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Did you want me to put my top back on?

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I mean, I will if you want me to.

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But in my vision, I was bottomless.

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And my tits were sewing, too.

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I feel like I'm fantasizing.

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Like when you call me up on the cell
phone and tell me to take off my

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panties, to press my bare ass up against
the soft leather interior of the

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expensive car that I'm riding around in.

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Now I'm getting all excited and my
mouth's watering.

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By the way, my name is Eve.

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This is Adam.

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The sexiest man I've ever met.

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I mean, no matter where, no matter how,
he always rings my bell.

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Thanks, baby.

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So, is it your birthday? Am I right?

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Go ahead.

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Anniversary. Actually, I knew that, and
it wasn't my vision.

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I was just testing you.

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Far out.

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So which anniversary is it?

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It's, uh, it's our first.

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I bet you saw that in your vision, too,
didn't you, baby?

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Outstanding.

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Well, here.

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Have a closer.

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To new friends.

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And to the most outstanding, kick-ass
woman I've ever had the honor of

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meeting.

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Lip up your panties.

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Hike up your gown just a little bit.

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Just enough to feel the soft leather on
your bare skin.

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I'm telling you, it'll make you feel
better.

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And it'll give you all the courage
you're looking for.

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It's a courage, Mrs.

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President. Yes.

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In your vision. That's right, baby.

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I love you so much, baby. It makes me
crazy.

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I love you too, Adam.

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I see deep love in the president's eyes
too.

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And hesitation in the first lady's.

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Dreams are floating in space and all you
have to do is reach up and grab them.

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Hmm.

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I'm nude.

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Girls. That's right. The power of flesh.

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The body is a temple.

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That's heavenly, babe.

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The mind is a mountain.

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I don't care what all those people say
about you and your health plan, Mrs.

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President.

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I think you're a very nice lady.

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Sometimes.

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One time.

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All the time.

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When I was growing up, I had a vision,
too.

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You had a vision, too.

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The visions are everywhere.

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Gabriel, would you mind recounting to
our new friend the First Lady's vision?

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If you don't mind me saying so, Mr.

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President, I think you're making a big
mistake.

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Well, you're just going to have to trust
me on this one, Gabriel. Very well, sir.

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The First Lady thinks of herself as a
woman of strength and integrity, which,

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if you don't mind me saying so, I
heartily concur with.

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Excellent, Gabriel. Now, if we could get
on to the part about the First Lady's

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promise. That she made to me, God, you,
and herself on our

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wedding night.

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Yes, the promise.

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I can remember it as if it were only
yesterday.

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I never thought being married would make
me feel so sexy.

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Maybe it's all over.

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Maybe all I have to offer is wonders and
bleats and

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toasted bagels.

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My life is over.

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I'll never be a light moon.

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Girl.

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I can change that in a couple of
seconds.

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You just don't understand.

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I need to express myself.

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Oh. I understand.

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You'll never understand what it's like
to be a woman.

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To be coveted by the minions.

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It's a whole guise in the palm of your
hand.

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They're woodies.

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Or whatever you call them.

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Pressing in their tight-fitting jeans.

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You'll never understand.

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Gabriel, I need some help here.

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How's your service, sir?

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You've been married for some time,
right?

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Very happily, sir.

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Tell me, does Rose ever feel that...

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Something's missing.

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Okay.

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Do you know what it's like to be a
woman, Gabriel?

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Actually, womanhood is a mystery which I
have yet to penetrate.

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Well, now that we've tabred that, from
your point of view, is it well?

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Has Rose ever... Well, let me put it
like this. Has she ever

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expressed a desire to expose herself?

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In public, to the minions, as it were.

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If I may be so bold, sir, I think you're
entering very dangerous territory. I

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wouldn't go there if I were you.

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Well, what would you suggest I do, then?

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Gabriel, adjust your mirror so I can see
your eyes.

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As you wish, madam.

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Do you ever have fantasies?

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No.

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Look at me.

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Do I turn you on?

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Mrs. O'Hara, I think you're an extremely
attractive woman.

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Thank you.

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Do you ever fantasize about what I might
look like naked?

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On occasion, if I may be so bold.

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I'm sorry, sir.

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Oh, it's quite okay, Kira.

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All right.

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All right, then. That's it.

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I've decided I'm going to do it.

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Not now, not tonight, because the night
belongs to you, and only you.

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But, as God is my witness, one year from
tonight, we will come back to this

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very place, this temple of flesh, at
this exact hour,

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12.31 a.m.

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I, Mrs.

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Jonathan O'Hara,

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The former Miss Ruth Klotz will become a
live nude

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girl.

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Heavy.

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Outstanding. Live.

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Grass. Nobody rides for free.

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Grass.

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Grass and gas.

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Blenders.

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Toasters.

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Bagels. I promise.

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I'm nothing but a steaming bitch.

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You married a wimp.

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Look at her.

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She's so beautiful.

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So free.

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Little titties. And her adorable little
bush.

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Nobody wants to be my butt.

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I want to see your bus.

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Simple.

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Five bagels.

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Simple.

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Black.

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The Jewish religion is steeped very
deep.

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Tradition.

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The president and I are very happy.

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Very happy.

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Yes, we are.

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Very happy.

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We are here tonight for a two

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-fold celebration.

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Nature's gift.

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Live, nude.

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The power.

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Like new girls have the

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power.

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This all is a roadmap to heaven.

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Whoa.

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You are the ruler of my world.

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Simple.

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Gabriel.

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Stop. Yeah,

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madam?

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Yes, Gabriel.

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So it shall be.

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It is written.

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Don't try to stop me, Gabriel.

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As you wish, madam.

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Don't go, Mrs. First Lady.

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It is your birthday. You are 13.

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And that makes you a man.

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Why don't you let him look? He's a man.

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We should see with a man's eyes.

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This morning he was a boy, now he's a
man.

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Everybody,

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everybody, sing.

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Come on, everybody.

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Celebration of life.

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Sing, come on.

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Everybody, everybody dance.

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Sing,

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have a good time.

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Come on, Mama, in the back.

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Celebrating in the back there. Everybody
celebrate.

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But we learned we could grow together if
we wanted.

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That life was still a mystery and a
surprise.

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That we were and are familiar strangers.

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You wouldn't keep secrets from me, would
you, fella?

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Thank you.