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Can you make a decaf?

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Yeah.

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Flea Hop, Texas.

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Ever been to Flea Hop, Texas?

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No.

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Dear Mr. Red Shoe,

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Polite. Sometimes I'm selfish.

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My mama used to call me a greedy gut.

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If I had a hankering for something, a
new dress, a pair of shoes, a deluxe

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makeup kit, anything at all, I had to
have it.

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I just want what I want.

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If my mama said, stay away from home,
that's who I wanted.

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Bad boys.

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The kind that show me no mercy.

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Mercy.

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First started corresponding with the
lonely boys.

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The ones put behind bars.

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Not the ones in love with big crimes
like murder and stuff.

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But the ones there for...

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Bar fights, petty theft, resisting
arrest, stuff like that.

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The temperamental ones with their own
sense of justice.

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The good-looking ones with the souls of
poets.

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Thank you.

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And every once in a while one would show
up on my doorstep to check me out.

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Not saying who they were at first or
where they were coming from.

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But I could always tell who they were at
first sight.

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Mercy.

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Mercy.

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Show me no mercy.

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You hungry?

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Well, of course you're hungry.

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All you men are hungry.

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Better eat up or I'm going to think you
don't like my biscuit.

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You know, I haven't had a meal like this
since my Uncle Carl died.

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This kind of guy that used to marinate
the beef for hours, days, and he'd

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barbecue it on the ground.

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That was exceptional beef. I mean, the
man was talented.

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I know what you mean.

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Do you?

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I know what it's like to be treated like
a fool.

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And I know what it's like to be treated
like a debutante.

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Maybe that's your gift to women.

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You know, treating them like debutantes.

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Where are you going?

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Something I said?

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Is that for me?

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Come on.

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You're going to be a Debbie, Con.

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You're going to have to dress like it.

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Help it fit.

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This is the most beautiful dress I've
ever seen in my whole life.

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You know, I saw it and I just thought...
I just thought that this was you.

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Oh, my God.

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I hope it's not too long. Do you think?

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No.

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It's perfect.

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I love it.

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You know.

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My favorite kind of movies.

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The ones with the debutantes.

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Dressed in a sequined white dress.

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And the boy from the wrong side of the
tracks.

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Their skirt hiked up over rears.

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Bent over the hood of a sea foam green
convertible.

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White high heel suits.

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And little baby pearls.

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Think I can do the pearl part?

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Oh, my God.

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Just like a little kitty cat.

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Drive-in movie theater.

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The boy getting a girl to breathe heavy
for the first time.

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Her nails digging in his ass.

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Her cold face rubbing against that hood
as she comes.

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You want it on?

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Hitchhiking all alone.

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On a road to nowhere.

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I said I knew I was in trouble when you
came strolling through the door.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, let me tell you what I mean.

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Well, please.

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Joey, before we go any further,

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let's tell you

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I'm a married woman.

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Now what we're doing is...

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Have what you call a perfect marriage.

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In every department except one.

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Tony, that's my husband.

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We read your letters over and over
again.

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Together.

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the gentleness and poetry to them.

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They were so beautiful.

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You understand what I'm saying to you?

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Who's Tony now?

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He's out of town.

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He's on business.

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Be as gentle as you want.

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Be as savage as you want.

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I like it both ways.

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Thought you'd like to know that.

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So, now that you're free, what are you
going to do?

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I'll go up to Boston and see your niece
I've got up there.

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I love children.

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Me too.

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I love your hands.

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Strong, hard-working hands.

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Hands with just the right touch.

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How'd they get so rough?

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I'm breaking rocks.

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How'd it go?

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It was hot.

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You want to talk about hot?

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Picture this.

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I'm on top of this delicious woman.

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She's got fire red hair.

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And lots of soft flesh to hold on to.

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And I'm massaging her sweet little
darling ass.

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And she's so hot.

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Hot like the desert.

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And she's begging me to cool her off
with some talcum powder.

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So I start spreading the talcum powder
all over.

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And I can hear her moaning real soft.

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So I slide my hands down between her
legs.

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She's so wet, like warm vanilla icing.

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And then she moans again louder, and she
starts begging me to put my

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fingers inside of her.

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Oh, don't beg, sugar snap.

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Now she starts reaching her little red
diamond up to me.

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And it gets closer and closer and

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closer.

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How was that?

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Mm-hmm.

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Aren't you going to come in and cool
off?

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Nope.

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I don't like the water.

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Water, sun, and the moon in the sky.

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You know, the way I feel about it is you
are either a desert person or you're

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not.

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You know, I took exotic dancing lessons
in Reno.

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Trying to entice Toadie's romantic
urges.

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And you must be Joey.

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All right, now you just come right up
there. You step up there, Joey. I want

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you to get up there.

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That's it.

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It's just been such a long time since
I've seen my precious little sweet pea

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that I thought it was appropriate to
videotape so she could watch it over and

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over and over again and see just how
beautiful she is when she smiles.

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I'm sorry. I tried to stay away from you
and your gentleman caller. It's okay.

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Well, I missed you so much.

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And you know just how excited I have
been to meet our pal Joey.

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What's a... We have a little whiskey to
celebrate man to man.

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I'll go get it for you, baby.

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Don't go away.

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You know what? I got something right
here. I hope you don't mind. No, I don't

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mind at all here.

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I take it Rebecca has informed you of
our, uh,

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well, the idiosyncrasies of our little
arrangement.

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Here. Good.

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Because I can't tell you how much I
cherish honesty.

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Sometimes it just hurts, something
fierce.

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Well, it's a wonderful elixir.

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Honest, honest, honest. It kind of just
comes right up from your gut.

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You understand?

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Yeah. I knew you would.

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I knew you would understand when I read
your letters.

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There you go, baby.

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Thank you.

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I told Joey about what you said about
his letters. You know, them being poetry

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and all and how much he loved them.
Really? Didn't I, Joey?

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Yeah. Well, there we are.

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The facts. Just the basic bare-bones
facts.

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Doesn't make you feel clean at all.

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There's a place you can stay in the back
there.

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Sleep tight.

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Don't let the bed bugs bite.

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Good night, Joey.

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I was better off in jail.

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That's a twist.

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Get your hands up on the bars.

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Now, I cannot stand by and watch my
little honey buns soak.

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Being the sensitive and poetic man that
you are, I'm sure you can understand

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that.

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You didn't even say goodbye.

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Now, that is not the way things are
done.

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A goodbye kiss.

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Give her a chance to cry, to resolve
herself emotionally.

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That's all she's asking.

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Let me tell you something.

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I have been married to three beautiful
women.

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I drove two of them away with jealousy.

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I am talking stupid, mean...

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Green-eyed jealousy, the kind that grabs
at your heart.

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So one thing that I have learned, son,
through all that pain, is that you

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cannot harness something that is good
and natural.

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God damn it, what I'm saying to you is
that I cannot give her everything that

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she needs.

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And that's all right, because... Because
one thing I've learned is that there's

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just more to marriage than the physical.

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So you do something for me you do me one
favor If she asks you

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if I sent you back You tell her

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Hell no You're gonna do that for me

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You're good man, Joey.

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It's called having your cake and eating
it too.

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That's right, Red Shoes.

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There are givers and there are takers.

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As I said up front, I'm a taker.

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And God willing and the creek don't
rise.

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That's the way I pray it's always going
to be.

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I don't think the creek will rise.

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You don't?