1 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:13,580 Thank you. 2 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:42,310 You know, I usually don't fool around, darling. 3 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,010 But my wife's in Hawaii. 4 00:02:44,390 --> 00:02:48,270 And if I don't get some before sundown, I'm liable to break out in pimples. 5 00:02:48,890 --> 00:02:51,150 And God knows I couldn't take that. 6 00:02:53,670 --> 00:02:54,670 Oh, 7 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,530 you got a big dog. 8 00:02:58,060 --> 00:02:59,820 Oh, don't you worry about that dog. 9 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:03,620 Oh, yeah. 10 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:07,860 You have the right to remain silent, even though I'd like you to yell more. 11 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:11,440 Anything you say can be healthy. 12 00:03:12,220 --> 00:03:13,220 Oh, 13 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:14,940 you're so strong. 14 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:20,920 Oh, baby, yeah. You're so big. Oh, I'm so glad your wife isn't home. Oh, me 15 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:23,960 too, girl. Do it. Oh, man. All right. Hey, Blake. 16 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,260 Come on, put the gun down. Drop your hands off. Come on. 17 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:28,910 Come on, that's loaded. Drop your pants! 18 00:05:19,170 --> 00:05:23,410 Look, it's going to be big. It's going to be big. Oh, I like big. 19 00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:26,790 Yeah, baby, big. A big old mansion with a pool. 20 00:05:27,210 --> 00:05:31,090 And Beverly Hills. And Beverly Hills, baby. A big old tennis court. A big old 21 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:34,950 wolf range to cook in. As long as it's big, because like I said, I like big. 22 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:36,690 That's because you're bad, too. 23 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,050 It's destiny, baby. 24 00:05:38,270 --> 00:05:41,190 Oh, it's love at first sight. Oh, it's karma, baby. We're bad. 25 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:43,430 Love at first sight. 26 00:05:43,790 --> 00:05:44,870 He was a roofer. 27 00:05:45,790 --> 00:05:47,550 I was working at a garden center. 28 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:52,050 We met on our lunch break, and we kind of altered the course of each other's 29 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:55,790 lives. You hear about it and you read about it, but man, oh man, when it 30 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:57,030 happens, wow. 31 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,930 It's like you fasten your seatbelt and hold on for the ride. 32 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,560 You've got to promise me that now that I've found you, you're never going to 33 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:54,340 let me go. I promise that I will love you forever and ever with all my heart 34 00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:55,600 and all my soul. Yeah! 35 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:59,500 See, I was telling you, I'm psychic. I knew it. Some people call it a gut 36 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:03,180 feeling. Yeah. You know, it's like it makes your fucking dick stand right up 37 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:04,180 on end. 38 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,080 Remember the plan I was telling you about? 39 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,820 Ooh, see that? See my little finger twitching? I got this psychic ability. 40 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,180 It's starting to range with me right now. What is it? What is it? Well, it's 41 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:40,240 gestating. I can't tell you exactly. It's bubbling up through the gray matter 42 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:43,820 of my mind right now. Oh, my God. What is it? Get a pencil. Get a pencil. It's 43 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:46,820 starting to etch itself out in the region of my brain. What is it? Tell me. 44 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:49,240 Oh, my God. It's, it's, it's, it's. 45 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:53,340 Do you see it? Do you see it? What? Tell me. It's a $10 million price tag. That's 46 00:11:53,340 --> 00:11:55,020 all it's going to cost. It's $10 million. 47 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,420 $10 million. And we can do it. We can do it. 48 00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,020 Oh, God. 49 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,020 Oh, hold on. There it comes. Oh, it's bubbling through me. Oh, my God. It's 50 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:03,979 coming up to my spine. 51 00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:04,980 There it is in my head. 52 00:12:05,260 --> 00:12:08,200 Oh, I got a letter. Write it down. It's a V. 53 00:12:08,580 --> 00:12:09,499 It's a V. 54 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,500 It's a V. 55 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:14,580 Vagina. Vagina. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. Wait, I got another 56 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:17,320 letter. Hold on. Hold on. I feel it. I feel it coming. 57 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,760 It's an E. 58 00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:21,700 It's an E. Vanna. Vanna writes a goddamn E down. 59 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,060 Woo. 60 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,120 Hold on. I got another one. 61 00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:25,550 I got another one. It's a G. 62 00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:26,689 It's a G. 63 00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:27,690 It's definitely a G. 64 00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:29,190 Good. 65 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,990 Yeah, yeah. This is real good. Hold on. I got another one. I got another one. 66 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:34,770 Here it comes. Here it comes. Wait, wait, wait. 67 00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:36,190 Damn, there it is. 68 00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:37,450 It's an A. 69 00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:38,610 A. A. 70 00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:43,550 Apocalyptic. Yeah, that's a good word. That's a good word. Apocalyptic. Oh, the 71 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:44,550 last one. 72 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:48,550 It's not it. Oh, God. I'm getting a little dizzy. I'm getting a little 73 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,550 dizzy. Here it comes. 74 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:54,290 It's coming. It's a swerving one. What is it? It's an S. S. It's an S. 75 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,110 S. Sucks. 76 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,930 Sucks. Spell it. Spell it. What's that spell? 77 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:01,410 B. E. 78 00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,030 G. A. 79 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,030 S. Vegas. 80 00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:06,630 Woo. 81 00:13:06,710 --> 00:13:08,650 Fucking. Vegas. Vegas. 82 00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:54,690 excited. You okay? 83 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:58,150 You look so pretty. 84 00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:01,390 Tell me you like your dress. 85 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,070 I love your dress. 86 00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:04,330 Work the polka dots. 87 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,770 I love polka dots. 88 00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:09,190 You know, I had a polka dotted dress once. 89 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,850 It was a prom dress. It was my high school prom. 90 00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:14,790 And I had the cutest boyfriend. 91 00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:16,310 Nothing like me, though. 92 00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:17,990 He was almost as cute as Harry. 93 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:21,070 Well. Maybe even a little cuter. 94 00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:23,410 Yeah, we had a great time. 95 00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:25,750 Bought a six-pack of beer. 96 00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,350 A little weed. 97 00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:31,150 We never even made it to the prom. 98 00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:36,430 We started drinking and smoking, and then the next thing you knew, we ended 99 00:14:36,430 --> 00:14:38,030 up in the tattoo parlor getting tattoos. 100 00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:40,650 Yeah, as a matter of fact, I used to have some polka dot tennis shoes when I 101 00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:42,690 was a little boy, and there was this girl that lived next door to me. 102 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:45,770 I don't know if she was potty trained, but we used to play doctor all the time, 103 00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:48,370 and my God, I swear she'd tinkle every time I gave her an examination. 104 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,180 Get on in there. 105 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,780 You know, I also had some polka-dotted shoes, I think. 106 00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:57,940 Yeah. 107 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,960 Speaking of polka-dot, a friend of mine polka-dotted his car once. 108 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,220 Yeah, I tried to admit that old polka-dot car. 109 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:09,340 I actually used to have a polka-dot puppy that got stepped on by a polka-dot 110 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:14,400 horde. It really broke up my first wife. But, uh, that's another story for you, 111 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,440 darling. 112 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,200 I'm Cecilia and this is Harry. 113 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:20,200 Hi. We're very pleased to meet you. 114 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:52,250 Then one day there's somebody there down on his knees asking you to marry him. 115 00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:57,730 And even though he isn't the biggest fish in the pond, you go and you buy 116 00:15:57,730 --> 00:16:01,610 yourself a nice wedding dress, head on out to Vegas. 117 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:07,570 And on the way he tells you he's got this problem. 118 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:13,550 He has this little problem he's been keeping a secret all of his life. 119 00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:16,610 And I am. 120 00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:22,080 burning up with anticipation. And I tell you, it's not because of a judge's heat. 121 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:24,020 It's because I have been saving myself. 122 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:33,840 And so I say in my life, just about to be married, boy, so 123 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,580 tell me about your problem, sweetheart. 124 00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:42,480 And he lets it out. 125 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,500 I mean, out loud. 126 00:16:49,060 --> 00:16:52,200 I mean, he actually said it to me. 127 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,780 What was it, sweetheart? You can tell us. 128 00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:01,280 He said... Yeah? 129 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,859 That he... Yeah? 130 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,170 What, get it up? 131 00:17:17,609 --> 00:17:19,170 That's not funny. I'm sorry. 132 00:17:19,510 --> 00:17:22,210 Don't say that. That's not funny. You're making fun of me. 133 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,609 Sorry, I didn't mean it. By the way it sounded, it just happens to some guys. 134 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:27,270 It never happened to me personally, but it happened. 135 00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:30,710 You are making fun of me. No, I'm not making fun of you. I'm sorry. 136 00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:41,830 If somebody doesn't make love to me in the next five minutes, I am going to 137 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:42,870 blow my brains out. 138 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,230 Oh, Jesus Christ. 139 00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:46,130 I can't stand it anymore. 140 00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:52,750 Lady, put the gun down. Please, pull this car over right now. 141 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:55,350 Otherwise, I am going to blow my brains out. 142 00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:56,930 Yes, ma'am. 143 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:12,140 Don't even say it. You've got to be kidding me. 144 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,760 Yes, ma'am. 145 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:25,100 I can't. I just can't. 146 00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:26,480 That's okay, ma'am. 147 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,120 I was a little stiff my first time, too. 148 00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:34,450 That's very kind of you to share that with me, but there's another reason why 149 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,450 I can't. 150 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:40,550 It's not because I don't find you attractive, because I do. 151 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:42,410 I really do. 152 00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:51,330 It's just that, well, I've got this tiny little inheritance problem to solve 153 00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:52,330 first. 154 00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:57,430 My dear daddy, before he died, he... 155 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,530 Put this tiny clause in his will. 156 00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:02,990 It said, precious honey. 157 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,930 That's what he liked to call me. 158 00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:07,630 Precious. 159 00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:15,550 He said, if you want that $10 million inheritance that's coming to you, well, 160 00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:20,170 there's just a couple of tiny stipulations that I'm sure won't cause 161 00:21:20,170 --> 00:21:21,470 you any problem whatsoever. 162 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:23,950 Now, let me guess, ma'am. 163 00:21:24,590 --> 00:21:26,290 A, you got to be married. 164 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:34,900 And B, you got to be a virgin on your wedding night. 165 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:07,700 A loving money, a loving money A little love and a whole lot of money You 166 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:14,500 wait and you wait And all of a sudden You find yourself 167 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:21,180 in a lovely, lovely Honeymoon suite in Las Vegas, 168 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,340 Nevada 169 00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:45,320 and his lovely, lovely sweetheart. 170 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:59,120 Now, I know it may seem a little out of the ordinary, but under the 171 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:05,800 circumstances, having waited so long, well, it just seems perfectly 172 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,800 natural. 173 00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:12,760 Oh, precious, we just want your wedding night to be all that it can be. 174 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:22,300 Young man, do you think you could help me out of this threat? 175 00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:28,620 I just bought myself the most precious pin wine the hotel can show. 176 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:35,680 And I'll just excuse myself and go over there into that room and we'll put it 177 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,680 on. 178 00:23:39,370 --> 00:23:45,110 Excuse me, ma'am, but... Before 179 00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:50,290 we get started on this all-it-can-be honeymoon night, 180 00:23:50,490 --> 00:23:56,330 do you mind if we have a little conversation about that 181 00:23:56,330 --> 00:23:59,850 $10 million inheritance you were talking about? 182 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:02,310 Oh, darling, not... 183 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:31,020 out of here i don't think we can trust her she's your wife baby goddamn girl 184 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:37,420 whose side are you on our side we're gonna be rich yeah 185 00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:44,120 yeah we're bad baby we're bad baby we're bad 186 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,940 yeah we're bad 187 00:25:05,550 --> 00:25:06,529 Gorgeous, darling. 188 00:25:06,530 --> 00:25:07,530 Gorgeous. 189 00:25:09,070 --> 00:25:15,250 I just have one itty-bitty little favor to ask of you. 190 00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:23,610 Would you be considering it too much of an inconvenience to talk me through my 191 00:25:23,610 --> 00:25:26,230 first time like you started to do in the country? 192 00:25:27,070 --> 00:25:30,010 I must say, I found it most helpful. 193 00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:43,350 Now are you saying you want my Harry to start off where you left off in the 194 00:25:43,350 --> 00:25:44,350 country? 195 00:25:45,430 --> 00:25:46,570 Yes, darling. 196 00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:51,930 I found the metal of the car against my skin most exciting. 197 00:25:54,830 --> 00:26:00,910 Maybe we could recreate that desired effect right here on this little old 198 00:26:00,910 --> 00:26:03,970 bed. Oh, excellent idea. 199 00:26:05,410 --> 00:26:07,450 Excuse me, ma'am, but, uh... 200 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,900 Getting down on your knees. 201 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:12,280 That's something a man usually does when he's courting. 202 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,100 Now it's why. 203 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:16,720 Well, darling, that's... 204 00:26:37,450 --> 00:26:38,450 You're rushing, honey. 205 00:26:38,470 --> 00:26:39,710 You've got to take it slow. 206 00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:45,490 Here, let me show you. Here, take this and film it just in case you need to 207 00:26:45,490 --> 00:26:46,790 refer to it in the future. 208 00:26:47,050 --> 00:26:50,090 See, you've got to take it slow and take your time. 209 00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:52,170 You can't rush it. 210 00:26:53,510 --> 00:27:00,270 The most important thing in life is to make sure this lasts as long as 211 00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:01,270 possible. 212 00:27:03,810 --> 00:27:04,810 Watch it, honey. 213 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:11,160 You have to just get in the water and 214 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:15,020 let the current do the work. 215 00:27:16,140 --> 00:27:18,820 I think I got the idea. Why don't you let me try? 216 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,200 You don't need to ask. It's your husband. 217 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,520 Come on, darling. 218 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:27,840 No, baby. 219 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:29,500 You are floating. 220 00:27:44,209 --> 00:27:45,510 Don't teach me, baby. 221 00:27:46,010 --> 00:27:47,310 Go on, teach me. 222 00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:50,170 Oh, God, am I flirting too fast? 223 00:27:50,410 --> 00:27:52,870 No, honey, you're doing great. I'm doing just fine. 224 00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:55,490 Here, let me just step in just for a minute. 225 00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,250 Darling, 226 00:28:04,370 --> 00:28:05,690 are you sure that's the... first time you ever did that. 227 00:29:00,170 --> 00:29:04,450 probably have it figured out by now, Red Shoes, that A, Precious was not an 228 00:29:04,450 --> 00:29:06,330 heiress. There was no $10 million. 229 00:29:07,570 --> 00:29:09,330 B, she was not even from the South. 230 00:29:09,710 --> 00:29:12,110 She was from upstate New York, but her accent was good. 231 00:29:13,390 --> 00:29:16,290 And C, which I know is going to be hard for you to believe, Precious was 232 00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:17,830 definitely not a virgin. 233 00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:20,850 That's what you were saying. 234 00:29:21,270 --> 00:29:22,530 You said she wasn't a virgin. 235 00:29:22,850 --> 00:29:24,870 I argued with you. 236 00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:26,330 You were right. 237 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:27,590 I apologize. 238 00:29:52,430 --> 00:29:56,310 If you let me help you take the weight off your wings, you'll be up in the sky. 239 00:29:57,510 --> 00:29:59,690 The memory can hold you. 240 00:30:00,410 --> 00:30:03,290 The truth will set you free, set you free. 241 00:30:04,430 --> 00:30:07,810 And I'll be dancing with you, you'll be dancing with me.