1 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,320 Near red shoes. 2 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:07,240 Secrets. There were all kinds of secrets. 3 00:01:07,620 --> 00:01:10,020 I didn't used to think I had any worth keeping. 4 00:01:10,500 --> 00:01:12,240 And certainly not worth sharing. 5 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:16,340 Adam? 6 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:17,880 Adam, 7 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:23,240 I'm thinking about getting a job. 8 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,800 Sounds good. 9 00:01:30,619 --> 00:01:35,000 Penny was telling me about this job opening that she knows about that a 10 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,060 friend of hers used to work at. 11 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:40,240 Anyway, this is for a receptionist. It would only be part-time. This old woman 12 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,440 in South Dakota is 110 years old today. 13 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,880 Husband died last year. They've been married for 92 years. 14 00:01:46,860 --> 00:01:48,260 Adam, the house is on fire. 15 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:52,480 We have a dead body in our basement. We have a special research branch. A bunch 16 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:55,160 of people sold jobs to locate geezers starting 100. 17 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:04,800 Did you know that you have this green, scaly, slimy alien creature in your ear? 18 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:06,580 What's that, hon? 19 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:11,660 You have something in your ear. 20 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,540 Hey, hey. 21 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:17,900 It's just shaving cream. 22 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,020 You know you're the best. 23 00:02:21,660 --> 00:02:22,660 Yeah? 24 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:28,780 Gary's here. 25 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,019 I gotta go. 26 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,020 All right? 27 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:33,660 Okay. 28 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:42,640 My mother told me that marriage was all about compromise and sacrifice. 29 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,980 That for everything you gained, something was lost. 30 00:02:49,660 --> 00:02:51,240 What was lost, Tess? 31 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:54,920 Your silly little stories and your wild leaps of imagination? 32 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:57,480 Jesus. 33 00:02:58,570 --> 00:03:01,570 There was so much inside and I used to write it all down. 34 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:06,570 But now, I don't know where it's all gone. 35 00:03:21,550 --> 00:03:23,090 Why don't you have a seat, okay? 36 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:34,280 Penny's friend recommended us to you. 37 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,820 Yes. She said she really enjoyed working here. 38 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,460 Did she say what we do here? 39 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,220 Counseling. She said you did phone counseling. 40 00:03:48,780 --> 00:03:49,780 Very innovative. 41 00:04:02,890 --> 00:04:04,890 Have you worked as a receptionist before? 42 00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:06,850 Yeah. 43 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:08,730 Oh, 44 00:04:11,890 --> 00:04:15,050 yeah. Bravitch Trucking, 1990 to 1992. 45 00:04:15,450 --> 00:04:16,970 That's where I met my husband. 46 00:04:18,010 --> 00:04:19,050 You're married? 47 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:21,250 Yeah, one year next week. 48 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:23,850 Great. 49 00:04:24,970 --> 00:04:26,070 Do you love him? 50 00:04:28,090 --> 00:04:29,090 Yeah. 51 00:04:30,410 --> 00:04:31,730 Yes, very much. 52 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,160 Welcome aboard. 53 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,020 Yeah? Yeah. 54 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:42,960 A bit? Mm-hmm. 55 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,160 Don't forget your purse. 56 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,370 when I told you about this morning. 57 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:17,250 I thought we decided that, you know, it was best if you didn't work. 58 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:22,290 Two of us around the house, nothing ever gets done. 59 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:26,170 There's no time for each other. 60 00:05:26,570 --> 00:05:27,570 I know. 61 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:34,210 Maybe it would broaden our horizons. 62 00:06:02,510 --> 00:06:05,590 The most important thing is we just don't want to keep the customers 63 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:10,410 waiting. So just watch the hold buttons and keep the calls rolling over. You 64 00:06:10,410 --> 00:06:14,770 never even have to say a word unless there are calls for me on lines one or 65 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:15,990 two. Okay. 66 00:06:17,490 --> 00:06:24,250 I'm sure there's a lot of women working 67 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,250 for you. 68 00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:29,830 People usually respond better to women than to men. 69 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:32,770 Women as nurturers, you know, that sort of thing. 70 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:37,270 Yeah, my husband always says that men would confess more to their priests if 71 00:06:37,270 --> 00:06:38,270 their priests were women. 72 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:40,650 Why don't you try it? 73 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:23,990 What are you doing? 74 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:28,990 What are you doing? 75 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:32,409 Rubber again. Ow! 76 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,990 Hey! Hey! Come here! 77 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:37,350 Come here! 78 00:08:37,970 --> 00:08:38,970 Hey! 79 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,580 My long legs. 80 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,720 Excuse me. 81 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:22,340 Do you have a minute? 82 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:24,300 Nadia. You ever heard of me? 83 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,240 Naughty Nadia. 84 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,200 Well, a lot of people have heard of me. 85 00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:31,580 And a lot of people call me. A lot. 86 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,780 And they spend a lot of money for me. 87 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,920 And this morning, they've been spending a lot of time on hold. 88 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,620 Sorry. Do you want to get off on the call? 89 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,200 Do it on your own time. 90 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,420 I've got six kids depending on me. 91 00:11:45,230 --> 00:11:46,330 It's a lot of pressure. 92 00:11:53,850 --> 00:11:57,430 Firstly, I would like to introduce Tess Thomas, our new receptionist. 93 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,490 We're having a problem with our script. 94 00:12:05,790 --> 00:12:08,150 Yeah, it's like this whole orgasm thing, you know? 95 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:12,710 We get to the climax, and eight times out of ten, the guys hang up. It's as if 96 00:12:12,710 --> 00:12:13,790 they don't care whether we get off. 97 00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:18,710 Just tell them to listen and behave or you'll bang their little bottom. 98 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,830 Nadia, this is Lesbo Licks, not Mother May I. 99 00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:25,190 Well, it's in the seduction, not the act, isn't it? 100 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:28,790 I'm sorry. 101 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:30,210 I'm sorry. 102 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:31,870 No, Tess, go on. 103 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,990 You're a woman, a happily married woman. 104 00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:37,950 Certainly you know something about what turns a man on. 105 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,010 Go on. 106 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,900 I mean, it's all about creating a fantasy, right? 107 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:55,320 Like maybe he's your neighbor and he comes over to 108 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,880 borrow a cup of sugar. 109 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:03,060 And maybe you're wearing really thin white nightgowns. I mean, like so thin 110 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:06,080 that you can see the curves in your body. 111 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:10,560 And maybe you're rubbing lotion on each other and you ask him if he wants to 112 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,560 join in. 113 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:16,980 Do you want to help us with our script? 114 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,340 No, I couldn't. I don't know. 115 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:25,500 Go ahead. I'll pay you for it. 116 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,220 Maybe in a week or two we'll give you your own line. 117 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:36,660 No, thank you. But I don't know about all the games that you all play. 118 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,640 Oh, just try it for a while. 119 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,880 I'm Lana. 120 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:09,720 Hi, Lana. 121 00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:15,800 What's it going to be? 122 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:21,660 $100 for a blowjob. 123 00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,800 $200 for a straight bet. 124 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,710 And 300 for anything kinky. 125 00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:41,650 Oh, yes. 126 00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:45,390 We are having a sale tonight. 127 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,570 The Friday night special. 128 00:14:53,990 --> 00:14:55,410 It's only 275. 129 00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:01,510 It's a steal. 130 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,560 Good choice. 131 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,200 Cash first. 132 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,060 Wow. Yeah, what? 133 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:06,540 Last night. 134 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:12,700 Yeah, you liked it? 135 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,360 Oh. 136 00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,500 So you like the new job? 137 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:20,000 Yeah, yeah, it's good. 138 00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:22,260 It's interesting. 139 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,160 I'm learning a lot. 140 00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:26,540 Good. 141 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,540 Good. 142 00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:30,620 I gotta go. 143 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,030 What do you mean? 144 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,050 Whistling, singing, smiling. 145 00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:54,010 You getting some? 146 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:56,130 Yeah, I'm getting some. 147 00:18:57,690 --> 00:19:00,110 You're like young, blonde. 148 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,510 It's Tess, man, my wife. 149 00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:06,150 You're having great sex with your wife? 150 00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:11,030 Yeah. I don't know what got into her, but suddenly she's into all these games, 151 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,750 like fantasy, you know, dressing up. 152 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,290 It's fucking amazing. 153 00:19:17,350 --> 00:19:19,890 You said this stuff just started up? 154 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:23,930 Yeah. No prior warning? 155 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:25,490 Just suddenly? 156 00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:32,990 Well, I'm sure I'm wrong. 157 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:35,070 Forget it. 158 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,310 Wrong about what? 159 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,410 What are you talking about? 160 00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:45,010 Well, a few years back, Barb got into anal sex. 161 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,460 Just like that. 162 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:48,499 One night. 163 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,500 That's what she wanted. 164 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,120 And I'm talking all she wanted. 165 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,680 Never wanted it before. 166 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:56,680 Never mentioned it. 167 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,940 Found out a couple of weeks later she was having an affair with her pottery 168 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,780 teacher. He turned her on to it. 169 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,840 Stay on the line and one of our beautiful operators will personally 170 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:32,840 assist you. 171 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:40,940 Hi, 172 00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:49,660 welcome to Lilac, the ultimate pleasure point where all your wild and secret 173 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:51,360 fantasies will come true. 174 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,020 Hi, baby. 175 00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:19,260 What's wrong? You okay? 176 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:25,600 Oh, I hate it when you talk. 177 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:31,340 How about I count to three, and when I get to three, you tell me what's wrong. 178 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,040 You know, like we used to do. 179 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:39,000 One, two... Why didn't you tell me about your job? 180 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,620 I did. I tried to. 181 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:47,140 Just didn't really seem to want to hear about it. Bullshit! 182 00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:51,320 Bullshit! Bullshit! That's complete and total bullshit. You didn't tell me 183 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,660 because you knew I'd go ballistic. 184 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:02,500 Tomorrow morning, first thing, you go in there and you tell them you quit. 185 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:04,780 Bullshit. 186 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,900 When we got married, we had an agreement we would never tell each other what to 187 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:09,900 do. 188 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,040 Right? 189 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:12,560 Right, but this is different. 190 00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:13,820 How? 191 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,240 Because it's just out of bounds, that's all. 192 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:22,300 Oh, and what's been going on between us, that's been out of bounds. I didn't say 193 00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,300 that. Yes, you did. 194 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,100 But you're my wife. 195 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,720 Right. 196 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,980 And I'm crazy about you. 197 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:35,760 I love you. 198 00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:44,810 And when I'm happy, I think that, you know, I can make you happy. 199 00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:54,190 I like all this, you know, the fantasies and coming home and being 200 00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:56,570 somebody new and you being somebody new. 201 00:22:59,930 --> 00:23:04,690 Before I took the job, I mean, I had no idea that people do this kind of stuff. 202 00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:12,470 Just to be selfishness. 203 00:23:13,890 --> 00:23:17,150 I just think that maybe you should just think about it for a while. 204 00:23:53,070 --> 00:23:59,770 Angela could not remember when the change began, or why, or how. 205 00:24:01,530 --> 00:24:05,170 Fight or flight, these were Angela's options. 206 00:24:06,590 --> 00:24:11,730 And as she saw him standing in the half-light, the tone and glow of his 207 00:24:11,730 --> 00:24:17,690 skin, the wonder of her in his eyes, she knew she would fight. 208 00:24:19,610 --> 00:24:21,210 She reached out for him. 209 00:24:22,350 --> 00:24:28,130 to touch the perfection of familiar flesh, her hands tracing the topography 210 00:24:28,130 --> 00:24:34,410 of his body, hoping that she would find new territory yet to be revealed, 211 00:24:34,570 --> 00:24:39,710 some new landmark by which they both could reset their compass. 212 00:25:12,330 --> 00:25:13,330 What are you doing here? 213 00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:17,870 I thought I would bring a little peace offering. 214 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:25,570 I don't know if this is going to work. 215 00:25:28,690 --> 00:25:29,690 I don't know either. 216 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,890 You know, I can't promise that I can be the person you need me to be. 217 00:25:37,210 --> 00:25:39,490 God damn it, Tess, I don't like that you're not at home. 218 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,460 I don't like that you work here with a bunch of women who talk dirty to 219 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:45,460 strangers on the phone. 220 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,520 But I'll try and understand. 221 00:26:58,139 --> 00:27:00,040 Huh? It's our anniversary today. 222 00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:03,060 I know. 223 00:27:05,340 --> 00:27:08,060 I thought maybe we could pretend we're husband and wife. 224 00:27:32,590 --> 00:27:36,230 In order to grow in myself, I had to grow away from Adam. 225 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,990 But we learned we could grow together if we wanted. 226 00:27:40,930 --> 00:27:43,210 That life was still a mystery and a surprise. 227 00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:46,510 That we were and are familiar strangers. 228 00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:48,850 Tess. 229 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:53,610 You wouldn't keep secrets from me, would you, Stella? 230 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:24,080 You got the power of control over me. 231 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:32,320 You got my heart in your hands. 232 00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:43,180 You know so many ways to satisfy me. 233 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:47,960 My body 234 00:28:50,030 --> 00:28:51,030 You're coming. 235 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,120 Dude.