1 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:49,770 have a volunteer, please? 2 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,950 Yes, you in the polka dot dress. 3 00:00:54,270 --> 00:01:01,070 Now, remember, ladies, grip, wrist, follow 4 00:01:01,070 --> 00:01:02,070 through. 5 00:01:02,650 --> 00:01:03,990 Let me see your grip. 6 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:06,710 Very good. 7 00:01:07,910 --> 00:01:10,310 Now, repeat after me. 8 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:13,290 Bernard. Bernard. 9 00:01:13,670 --> 00:01:16,850 You've been a bad boy. You've been a bad boy. 10 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:18,210 Follow through. 11 00:01:21,770 --> 00:01:22,770 Wonderful. 12 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:25,570 Come on, everybody. 13 00:01:25,790 --> 00:01:27,730 Let's give Stella a big hand. 14 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:33,170 Thank you very much. Wow. 15 00:01:34,290 --> 00:01:36,750 So, Alice has got to be some kind of woman, huh, Stella? 16 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:42,270 I don't know what brought me to Mistress Miranda's. 17 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:44,890 Circumstances, I guess. I don't know. 18 00:01:45,550 --> 00:01:47,650 Or it could have been the ad I heard on the radio. 19 00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:51,370 Or it could have been the fact that I needed a real change in my life. 20 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:55,890 And now, ladies, step number two. 21 00:01:56,190 --> 00:01:58,250 Dressing for power. 22 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:06,090 Ladies, welcome to our dungeon and myriad of couture of 23 00:02:06,090 --> 00:02:07,090 domination. 24 00:02:09,009 --> 00:02:15,330 From this fourth collection, Mistress Angelica is wearing our most... 25 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:22,910 it with whips, stilettos, and the unique mask. 26 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:25,210 Available 27 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:16,880 The Chinese... 28 00:03:51,820 --> 00:03:58,600 of mind control and good old-fashioned feminine ingenuity without any 29 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,220 complete submission from the... 30 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:27,630 Mistress Miranda offered me a job. 31 00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:30,130 It was exactly what I needed. 32 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:35,950 If I could be in control, if I could tell someone else what to do instead of 33 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:39,010 being told, I knew it would change my life. 34 00:05:55,380 --> 00:05:58,640 He likes to get dizzy and then kiss her feet. 35 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,580 That would be an easy one to start with. 36 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,860 No, not interesting enough for a woman of your potential. 37 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:09,420 Let's see. 38 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,480 Come on. 39 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:12,920 Sit. 40 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,240 Bag. 41 00:06:15,740 --> 00:06:16,740 Bag. 42 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,460 He's the chairman of a big bank. 43 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:24,659 Come on. 44 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:25,660 Get the phone. 45 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,280 I'm taking you back to the pound. I don't know if I'm ready for this. 46 00:06:29,820 --> 00:06:31,260 But I want to be strong. 47 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:34,100 I'm just not sure how committed I am. 48 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,140 Oh, you'll be just fine, baby. 49 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:42,960 Just remember, you're entering into a contract of trust with your client, 50 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,080 right? 51 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:49,280 You must be prepared to travel beyond anything you thought you could do to 52 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,420 make sure that he gets what he came here for. 53 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:54,520 He's a vegetarian. 54 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:58,740 He always asks for extreme cruelty, no pain. 55 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:08,540 And remember, rule number one, no sex allowed. 56 00:07:09,980 --> 00:07:13,480 You may permit your client to kiss you where you dictate. 57 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:16,960 He may touch himself, should that please you. 58 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:20,420 But the real intimacy is between... 59 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 Yes, him. 60 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:31,020 Perfect. 61 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:33,940 He's new to the dungeon, just like you. 62 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:40,240 Now, you're going to need a stage name. Have you thought of one? 63 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:44,620 Eve. 64 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:17,090 I'm Mr. Thief, and you're my slave. 65 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:19,010 Kneel. 66 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:31,810 Head forward! 67 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:34,110 Eyes down! 68 00:08:39,030 --> 00:08:40,030 Now. 69 00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:43,429 Giuseppe. That's your name, isn't it? 70 00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:44,870 Yes. 71 00:08:46,970 --> 00:08:48,030 Why are you here? 72 00:08:48,370 --> 00:08:49,490 Because I'm no good. 73 00:08:51,190 --> 00:08:53,470 Women, they... What do they do? 74 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:58,350 They have these expectations of me. 75 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:00,650 They rate my performance. 76 00:09:02,270 --> 00:09:03,270 Good. 77 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:04,830 Not so good. 78 00:09:05,850 --> 00:09:06,850 Poor. 79 00:09:22,449 --> 00:09:24,130 That's what it's been lately. 80 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:27,390 I came here to America to be a cook. 81 00:09:27,830 --> 00:09:28,910 Start at the bottom. 82 00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:33,510 And the women, they all say, he's such a cute boy. 83 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:35,450 And pass me notes. 84 00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:37,970 And give me money. 85 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:41,910 What exactly are you trying to tell me, Giuseppe? 86 00:09:43,130 --> 00:09:45,330 So decorate my performance. 87 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:46,650 Performance? 88 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,480 In bed, Mr. Steve. 89 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:49,900 In bed. 90 00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:58,660 I'm going to ask you one more time. 91 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:02,180 And this time, don't bullshit me. Don't lie to me. 92 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,540 Why are you here? 93 00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:09,940 My mama. 94 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:14,920 I call home and tell my mama about my new car, my new clothes. 95 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,240 And what does she say? 96 00:10:16,890 --> 00:10:20,430 And she say, how does my Giuseppe make this money in Los Angeles? 97 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:23,850 So I tell her, and she say, vergognati! 98 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,230 You must go! 99 00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:26,630 English! Speak English! 100 00:10:26,970 --> 00:10:29,610 Head forward, ass up, eyes down! 101 00:10:29,850 --> 00:10:31,670 And speak English! 102 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:33,530 Go on. 103 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:37,370 She say, how I should be ashamed of myself. 104 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,830 How I am no more her son. 105 00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:42,290 How I break her heart. 106 00:10:43,870 --> 00:10:46,010 Mr. Thief, I came here. 107 00:10:46,550 --> 00:10:49,110 So you can help me break my best habit. 108 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:55,010 Now, repeat after me. 109 00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:59,110 No more women for money. 110 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:01,450 How am I going to live? 111 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:03,330 Ouch! 112 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,810 Who's going to make my car payments? 113 00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:07,210 Ouch, okay! 114 00:11:08,030 --> 00:11:09,030 Good point. 115 00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:11,810 From now on, no more women for money. 116 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:15,650 I'm going to be a good boy and make my mama proud. 117 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:19,060 You can go. 118 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,540 Oh, what a girl. 119 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:22,840 She's gonna be just fine. 120 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:26,840 Think to me. 121 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:33,240 I'm gonna make you proud. 122 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,560 You'll see. 123 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:46,860 Who was he? 124 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,360 And where did he come from? 125 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,260 I had to find out. 126 00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:48,350 Thank you. 127 00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:14,930 Thank you. 128 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,460 No, mistress, that's not true. Okay, so maybe it's a little bit true. 129 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:30,800 But I only do it because I'm used to it. And because whatever I do, I want to do 130 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,499 a good job. 131 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,500 It's all natural. 132 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,120 Repeat after me. 133 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,800 I humiliate myself by groveling at the feet of women. 134 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:43,180 I humiliate myself by groveling at the feet of women. I humiliate myself by 135 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:44,180 faking passion. 136 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:46,620 I humiliate myself by faking passion. 137 00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:48,960 I humiliate myself by faking love. 138 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,000 I humiliate myself by... 139 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,920 son who has brought dishonor to his mother. 140 00:16:57,220 --> 00:17:02,460 I'm a son who has brought dishonor. Who has brought dishonor to his mother. 141 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,599 And to all who know me. 142 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,619 And to all who know me. 143 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,380 You really disappoint me, Giuseppe. 144 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:23,380 You make my day. 145 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,700 From now on, no more women for money. 146 00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:29,080 I'm gonna be my own man. 147 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,220 Promise? 148 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,520 Promise. 149 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,400 Rule number two. 150 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,260 Never, ever get involved with a client. 151 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,460 Figures. Only honest guy I've met and he's a jiggler. 152 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,870 It's my last night. 153 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:44,070 No! 154 00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:50,290 The time has come for me to go out into the world and find out who Giuseppe 155 00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,289 really is. 156 00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:52,290 You know, 157 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,030 inside. 158 00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:01,410 I'm gonna miss you all. 159 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,810 I saw your show tonight at the club. 160 00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:44,370 Really? 161 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:47,750 Sorry you're not gonna be working anymore. I enjoyed watching you. 162 00:19:49,810 --> 00:19:50,810 Thank you. 163 00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:53,670 Do you come here a lot? 164 00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:56,090 Is this one of your favorite restaurants? 165 00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:58,190 It's my second home. 166 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,200 I don't know what you heard about me. 167 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,540 But whatever you heard, that's behind me. 168 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,100 I'm sorry. 169 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,680 Maybe another place, another time. 170 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,260 You've got such pretty eyes. 171 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,120 Pretty lips. 172 00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:28,740 Thank you. 173 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:33,780 What about me buying you a plate of pasta? 174 00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:35,980 Just that. 175 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:40,030 And maybe some little red wine. 176 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:42,890 We talk. 177 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,750 What do you say? 178 00:20:47,010 --> 00:20:48,010 Sure. 179 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,750 Eat your pasta. 180 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:09,140 Your voice. 181 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,320 What about my voice? 182 00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:17,760 It sounds... How do you say? 183 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:19,620 Familiar? 184 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:24,020 Familiar? Uh-huh. 185 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,740 Like somebody I know. 186 00:21:31,380 --> 00:21:32,380 Who? 187 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,800 A woman. A very special woman. 188 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,030 I never did anything like that before. 189 00:21:56,710 --> 00:21:58,710 Offer money to a man like that. 190 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:03,570 It's okay. 191 00:22:12,090 --> 00:22:14,150 We are both a little fat guy. 192 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,040 Please, Mr. Steve. 193 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,440 Hold me in your arms like a baby. 194 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,640 It's too much for me out there. 195 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:41,820 Please, Mr. Steve. 196 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:43,760 Take care of me. 197 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:49,280 Outside, I met this woman who came to me with money. 198 00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:51,760 But she's not like the others. 199 00:22:53,020 --> 00:22:54,060 She was like you. 200 00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:55,980 Strong. 201 00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:57,360 With kind eyes. 202 00:22:57,860 --> 00:23:01,540 I promise you no more, so I walk away from her just like I promised I would. 203 00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:06,370 But... But? 204 00:23:07,910 --> 00:23:09,790 You broke my heart. 205 00:23:11,010 --> 00:23:14,730 Because for the first time in my life, I felt something. 206 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:18,190 I want to be with her like a real man. 207 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:21,870 A real man, Giuseppe? 208 00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:24,690 Simultaneously. Like a real man. 209 00:23:25,950 --> 00:23:28,490 Not for money, but for love. 210 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,600 How would you seduce this woman, Giuseppe? 211 00:23:55,260 --> 00:23:56,260 Soft. 212 00:23:58,420 --> 00:23:59,500 Too soft? 213 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,200 Not with love. 214 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,680 Never too soft. 215 00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:10,880 How would you kiss her? 216 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,540 First her neck. 217 00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:18,280 Then her forehead. 218 00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:21,940 The tip of her nose. 219 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:25,020 Her lips. 220 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,920 Then down to her breath. 221 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,300 Her stomach. 222 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,480 Then inside of her thigh. 223 00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:48,240 It's no time yet. 224 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:50,640 It can't be time yet. 225 00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:05,260 That's it, kids. 226 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,140 Your next client is waiting. 227 00:25:07,420 --> 00:25:08,420 What do you mean, next client? 228 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:09,980 No more other clients. 229 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:14,460 I'm not done with Mr. Steve. I need more time. I'm sorry, Giuseppe. Your time 230 00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:16,240 is... No! 231 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:17,860 You're not Giuseppe! 232 00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:21,200 Nobody is just happy, but his mama and Mr. Steve. 233 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:29,879 That's it. 234 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,520 I don't want you seeing him anymore. He's getting farted, dependent on you. 235 00:25:51,470 --> 00:25:52,470 Don't believe my eyes. 236 00:25:54,070 --> 00:25:57,490 I give you my heart, and you make the best of it! 237 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,500 And I thought I found somebody to take home to Mama. 238 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,040 So what changed your mind? 239 00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,560 I don't know which one of you I have to take. 240 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,520 Well, you better make up your mind which one of me you want. 241 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,380 Both. I want you to be both. 242 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,460 So what's your problem? 243 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,540 What am I supposed to tell Mama if she asks me how we met? 244 00:27:15,639 --> 00:27:16,639 Tell her the truth. 245 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,440 She'll never believe it. 246 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,460 No one's going to believe this. 247 00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:08,670 You guessed it. Come June, we got married. 248 00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:11,070 The gigolo and the dominatrix. 249 00:31:11,710 --> 00:31:15,670 When I finally told my mother how we met, all she could do is scratch her 250 00:31:15,670 --> 00:31:19,650 head and say, sometimes you find love in the darndest places. 251 00:31:24,590 --> 00:31:28,430 If you're looking and still haven't found her yet, keep turning those rocks 252 00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:32,270 over. Because you just never know where that special someone is hiding. 253 00:31:33,210 --> 00:31:34,830 I mean, you could find her... 254 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:38,140 anytime, anywhere, anyplace.