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St. Bartholomew's Hospital, Lancaster.

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I hope it's not serious.

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Dear All Alone, French is my first
language, so please excuse my English.

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And please excuse the stationery, and
please excuse my wobbly handwriting.

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Seems I broke my thumb.

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But other than that and a slight
concussion, they tell me I'm okay.

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Of course, nothing happened to Bud.
Nothing ever does.

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Bud's my boyfriend.

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Of course, they did end up barring him
from the hospital for trying to make

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love to me in the emergency room.

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So that's how come I have the time to
write to you.

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Anyway, you probably want to get right
down to the juicy stuff.

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So here goes.

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Bud and I love to hear a good house
band.

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But last Saturday night, the band didn't
show up.

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And at the last minute, the management
had to scramble to put on a different

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show.

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No doubt, right?

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She's a winner, right? Number one,
Nibiru Luna, right? Yeah, no doubt about

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it. Where are you going?

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Hmm?

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It's a contest.

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Just both of you. It's America.

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Just expressing my opinion.

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Opinion, my ass.

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Give Bud a couple of beers and anything
can happen.

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But when it goes too far, I yank the
leash and really mean.

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We were just talking.

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And that's your right. But just like the
counselor said, it's healthy for you to

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express your anger. That's what I like
about you.

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Come on, it's nothing we can't work out.

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You give a little, I give a little. No
one gets hurt.

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Okay?

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So, let's talk about it.

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Yeah, okay.

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So, I guess you expect me to explain.

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All right.

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I said, oh, that's good. We're having a
discussion.

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Like I said, we were just talking. She
followed me. She found me in the men's

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room with my pants down.

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She wouldn't stop talking.

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Some girls are like that. It just won't
take no for an answer.

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What was I supposed to do, huh?

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Put yourself in my shoes.

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What would you do, huh?

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Okay, you don't want to put yourself in
my place.

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Put yourself in her place, huh?

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Poor thing probably never had a
compliment before.

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Felt sorry for her standing there in the
back.

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I can see her right now at home on
Saturday night watching TV all alone.

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Poor thing finally gets enough nerve to
go out.

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Felt sorry for her.

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That's right.

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Felt sorry for her.

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See? Hell yeah. Sometimes you try to do
something nice with somebody and somehow

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it gets misinterpreted. You end up in
the doghouse.

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All right.

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Look, baby.

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I admit it.

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I'm human.

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I make mistakes like everybody else.

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I don't have all the answers.

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Look at me.

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Look. It's true. I'm shaking. Look at
that.

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I am. Look. You have me pushed up
against the wall. I'm shaking. Look.

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See? Look. Look.

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really me. It was one of those
out-of-body experiences.

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You know, like we were eating the
checkout one.

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And you know what?

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It was scary.

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It was! It was scary! It was!

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Come on!

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You can't do this to me.

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Not right now.

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Not when you know how really, really
vulnerable I am right now.

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You know things haven't been going good
at work.

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Recession.

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Smitty got fired. I could be next.

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People aren't interested. in
craftsmanship anymore. Just as long as

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the car starts in the morning, that's
all they give a shit about.

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You know, nobody needs a carburetor
artist like me anymore.

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That's right, I said a good mechanic is
an endangered species, just like the

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dinosaurs. Just a matter of time before
I end up as fossil fuel in somebody

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else's gas tank.

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So it's perfectly understandable that
when Saturday night comes around that me

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and guys like me on the verge of
extinction need to let off a little...

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But, you know, the difference between me
and them is that I take you with me.

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I do.

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Everywhere I go, I take you with me,
right?

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Not even try and deny that something
upsetting may have happened back there.

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But just one thing.

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Tell me, for the record, what would you
have done if you were in my shoes?

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Huh? What would you have done? Tell me.

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God damn it.

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You're really starting to piss me off.

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I said ladies.

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And my brother Delbert, forget about it.
The Big D, they know more.

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Talk about sex drive.

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What about when you went through that
phase when the only way you could get

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turned on is if we did it in public?

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At football games?

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Oh, with the crowd cheering all around
us? Everybody else is blocking.

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You're stuck in traffic and those
truckers are looking down on us. I don't

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know what to do.

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Or in the park on Sunday afternoons,
huh?

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Remember that?

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Do you?

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How about in the windows of a certain
tall building at night with all the

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lights on?

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You remember the Cadillac, don't you?
Huh? The Cadillac?

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You gotta remember the Cadillac.
Remember the Cadillac? Hmm?

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Do you?

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The Cadillac in the garage on the lift?

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Smitty was changing the oil. Remember,
we had to be real careful.

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He was swaying back and forth.

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Come on, baby, talk to me.

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Say anything.

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Come on.

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Think about all the good times we shared
together.

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Think about all the times I've been
there for you, huh?

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Like that time in Myrtle Beach?

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When you got so goddamn hot, I thought
you were gonna die at nine.

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hours straight that's right i said nine
hours straight i kept looking over at

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the clock on the floor and staring at it
and thinking to myself jesus h christ

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we're still going at it i mean nine
hours straight new world's record even

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now when i'm sitting at the house all
alone by myself start thinking about it

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Thank you.

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Everything. Every position invented by
man or God.

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Ah, baby, baby.

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That brings to mind that couple in Fort
Lauderdale. And let's not forget Fort

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Lauderdale. How could we ever forget
Fort Lauderdale?

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What I love about strip poker is even
when you lose...

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And there was that time in Daytona Beach
with that girlfriend of yours.

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Rita? Oh, my God in heaven.

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You know, when I invited her into our
room for the beer, you know, I thought

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that'd be it. But then she just kept
hanging around.

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And then when she took that shower and
asked you to come on in and soap up her

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back, oh, my God, I thought I was going
to explode.

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Hey, she was hot for me, so I said,
baby, if you want me, you got to take

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her, too.

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It's a package deal.

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Oh, baby.

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Baby. You are so damn hot. Beyond hot.
Hot as a motherfucker.

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What I'm trying to say is, baby, you're
the best.

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What happened tonight is just a bump, a
temporary detour on the road the rest of

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our lives together.

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Now you're going to be the mother of my
children.

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Talking about your mother, I don't know
if she had a chance to tell you, but I

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even called her yesterday to express my
sympathy over those hot flashes you told

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me she was having.

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I told her I hope she gets well soon and
not to worry about that affair your

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father's having with a 15-year-old girl.

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I told her to keep your chin up, Mom.
Ain't tough.

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And by the way, I never said it was okay
for him to use my apartment.

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See? I'm as sensitive as the next guy.

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And caring and loving and sensitive.

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S-E-N-S-I-T-H.

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You write everything down. Write that
down. S-I-T-H. That's it.

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I'm not afraid to show my emotions.
Write that down, too.

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Talk to me, baby.

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Come on.

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Please. Say something.

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Talk to me.

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Come on. You got to.

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I'm gonna lose touch with my rational
self if you don't, huh?

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Come on, you remember the other little
person who lives inside of me, huh?

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We're talking low blood sugar? We're
talking animal instincts?

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We're talking the world of the
criminally insane?

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Jesus, Mary, Mother of God, talk to me!

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You know, I was under the impression
that our relationship had reached

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maturity, but I guess I was wrong.

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Talk to me.

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Please. Say something.

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Say anything.

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Really got me going now.

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It's become a thing. There's no turning
back. Talk or die.

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Those are the new rules.

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It's your choice.

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You choose.

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Talk or die.

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What you don't understand is that I'm
bringing stability into your life.

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That's right.

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We're in it together.

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Live together, play together, die
together.

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Talk or die.

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This will calm you down.

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It's time for our song.

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Oh,

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God.

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That's the 15th time you've trashed that
tape. Isn't there anything that's sacred

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anymore?

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Huh?

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to be held.

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That's it, to be held.

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Feel protected.

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Believe me, baby, at times like this, I
think about growing old all alone.

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I think back on all those silly mistakes
I made, even back there.

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Thinking back on how different my life
could have been if only I had taken

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advantage of this opportunity or that.

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Even people with worse luck than me.

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I bet if they look back on their lives,
there was at least one or two

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opportunities they could have grabbed
onto along the way that would have

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turned everything around.

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Call it destiny, call it anything you
want, but hooking up with you the way I

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have is the greatest thing in my life.

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So naturally, what do I do?

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I set out to destroy it. Why? I don't
know why. Who caused it?

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I guess deep down inside, I feel like I
don't deserve you. I don't know.

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Maybe I'm afraid you'll leave me.

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All I do know is that I couldn't stand
to lose you.

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Because what you are is a golden ring.

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You're the best thing that ever happened
to me.

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Like I said, without you, I'm just
another mechanic on the verge of

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extinction. But with you, there's hope.

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Blue skies.

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The way you smell, the baby powder you
use, your perfume,

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the way you're always somehow wet when I
slide my hand down between your legs.

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With you, I get this vision of who I can
become instead of who I am.

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That's the way I feel.

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But you know, even with all those good
things considered, unless you talk to

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me,

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Unless you open your goddamn mouth and
speak, in the next 15 seconds, I'm going

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to drive this car through that barricade
up ahead. That's right.

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I said it all comes down to that. Talk
or die.

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15.

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14.

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You know, even after everything you put
me through, I'm here to tell you that

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nothing else in the whole world means
anything to me but you.

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Seven.

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Six.

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That's right, because if you don't have
love, what's the use in living?

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Three. Two.

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Talk to me, baby.

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One.

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I just love foreplay.

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Always making love to you.

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Even when you're far.

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Wow,

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now that's quite an interesting
relationship.

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Some leash she's got him on, eh, Stella?

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Subject you know something about.

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Talk about compatibility.

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But I guess it's not about how it looks
from the outside.

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If it fits, it fits.

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Do you see them about 75 years old?

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She's still...

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Setting him up, but he's still taking
the bait.

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Perfect.

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Just another Saturday night.

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Talk to me, Stella.

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Talk to me.