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{\an8}<i>Great whites are found
in temperate and tropical regions</i>

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{\an8}<i>around the world.</i>

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<i>They prefer cooler waters
and are often spotted in areas</i>

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<i>with high concentrations of prey,
such as seal colonies.</i>

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Hey, guys. What you up t...

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-Ow! What was that for?
-What?

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Why did you swipe me in the face?

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I'm a cat. That's what cats do.

9
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-Yeah, but why?
-Don't know. It's just what I do.

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-What you do?
-Yeah.

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-Right.
-I just do stuff.

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I don't.

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I do fuck all.
Eat shit and die, that's my motto.

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-Eat... You eat shit?
-No.

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Eat comma shit, and die.

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-You do eat shit.
-I have eaten shit.

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I've eaten his shit.

18
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-Yeah, lapped it all up, didn't ya?
-Yeah, big old lump. Loved it.

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All gone. Yum, yum.

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All gone in my tum-tums.

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-Fuckin' hell.
-Oh my God.

22
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We're watching a thing about sharks.
Well hard, those bastards.

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You know what the most dangerous animal
on the planet is, right?

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-Easy. Shark.
-No.

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-What?
-No.

26
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-What could beat a shark?
-Right, well...

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-Killer whale.
-No, no, listen.

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-Man.
-Pfft. What man?

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Yeah, what man in the sea
bobbing around like a cunt

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is more dangerous
than a fucking killer whale?

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-Or a shark.
-I'm not talking about an individual man.

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I don't mean that. I mean humans.

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-All right.
-When I say man... Mankind.

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Man and woman,
mainly man, is the most dangerous animal

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because he's destroying the planet.

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-So he's gonna kill all life.
-Fuck him, then. Fuck man, then.

37
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-Okay.
-When will he destroy it?

38
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I don't have an exact date.

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-I mean, not for years. We'll all be dead.
-Brilliant.

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By that point, actually,
this is interesting,

41
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the whole world will be run by robots.

42
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Not interesting at all. Anything you say
isn't interesting. Remember that.

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You're not interested in
what the robots are gonna do?

44
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-No!
-Fuck robots!

45
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-Yeah, what can they do?
-Now you're interested. You do wanna know.

46
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What can fucking robots do? Interest us.

47
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-Control the weather.
-What sort of cunt says "interesting"?

48
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What sort of cunt
says fucking interesting?

49
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-"Actually, interestingly..."
-In front of us?

50
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Fuck robots up the arse.

51
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-In our lair?
-You know nothing.

52
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We don't wanna know nothing!
That's how we've survived for so long.

53
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I fucking love living in ignorance.

54
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-Shit for fucking brains and proud.
-Yeah.

55
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Always, always eye-opening
talking to you guys.

56
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Brown-eye opening.

57
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-Fucking wank off over a robot?
-Okay. Great stuff. Great stuff.

58
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I'm not gonna wank off over a robot,
thank you.

59
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I'm gonna go home and have some salmon.

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<i>In search of prey
comes one of the world's deadliest snakes.</i>

61
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Jesus Christ!

62
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It's all right. It's all right.
It's gone. It's gone.

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<i>In the undergrowth, a mouse
braves the shadows to forage for food.</i>

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Oh, fucking hell.

65
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-One bite, mate.
-I'd torture it first.

66
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Yeah, I'd fuck it.

67
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That's made me hungry, looking at that.

68
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Let's go to the graveyard
and catch us some lunch.

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We pray to thee, our God...

70
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Fuck's sake.

71
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How long does this shit take?
Just bury the cunt and fuck off.

72
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-Frightening all the mice.
-Here comes your sister, Olive.

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She's not my sister. She's my half-sister
or cousin or summat like that.

74
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-All right?
-Dumb as a bag of spanners.

75
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-Who you calling dumb?
-Now you're in trouble.

76
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No, it was a genuine question.
She has no idea who I was calling dumb.

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Oh. Fuck me, she is dumb.

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Who?

79
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-Hey, guys. Sorry for your loss.
-What?

80
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-Well, was it someone you know?
-Nah.

81
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Just some dead loser who's scaring off
all the mice by being buried.

82
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Oh, you're out hunting.

83
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I just had some tinned chicken and rabbit
in a rich gravy with added calcium.

84
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Ooh, did ya?

85
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And then did you sit on Mummy's lap
and have a little brushy?

86
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-You have pudding after?
-I had pudding during brushing.

87
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-Fucking hell.
-Oh God.

88
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It can be painful,
so it's to take the edge off.

89
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"I'm Ponce. I live in a big house,

90
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and Mummy and Daddy love me
and give me fucking gravy."

91
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You have pud-pud?

92
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-"Goo-goo-gaga. Me want pud-pud."
-Yeah.

93
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You fucking ponce.

94
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-That sounds nice.
-It was.

95
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Why don't you two fuck off
and get married, then?

96
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Okay.

97
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No. No, thanks.

98
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-Oh, okay.
-Yeah, not... not how it works.

99
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Fucking hell.

100
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John Fletcher.

101
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Born 1940.

102
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-Old prick.
-How do you wanna die?

103
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Uh... hand job?

104
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-How would you die of that?
-Dunno. I panicked when you asked me.

105
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-Wanna think about it?
-I've gone off the idea.

106
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Okay, what, then?

107
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Parkinson's.

108
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-Olive.
-What?

109
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-How do you wanna die?
-Oh. Um...

110
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I think if I knew I was ill,
I'd probably just kill myself.

111
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-How?
-I dunno. I'd throw myself off a building.

112
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Yeah, but then you'd be all right.

113
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-What?
-You'd land on your feet.

114
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You've only got nine lives.
The tenth time I jump off, I'm gone.

115
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You haven't used any of your lives,
'cause you just land on your feet.

116
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-If I jump ten times, the tenth time...
-Try and land on your face!

117
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-Try and land on your face!
-I don't think we can.

118
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-Of course we can.
-No, it's hardwired.

119
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It's not. If you wanted to kill yourself...

120
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Are you telling me if I went
to a building and wanted to kill myself,

121
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I couldn't land on my face if I wanted to?

122
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Instinct.

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-You reckon you could land on your face?
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Easy.

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-Easy-peasy.
-How? What would you do?

125
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-Headfirst.
-You'd have to tie your legs up.

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Tie my legs up. Do what you want, love.
Just push me off that building.

127
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So truss you up,
then get someone to push you?

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-Yeah.
-Like a fucking oven-ready turkey, tied...

129
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-How would you jump if your legs are tied?
-I wanna be pushed.

130
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-I'll push you.
-That's not suicide!

131
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But would you wanna be pushed last minute?

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"Oh, I don't know when it's coming"?
Bit of a surprise.

133
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What, I'm tied up at the top
of a building? Bit of a surprise?

134
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-How do you wanna die?
-Big fight.

135
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-Against loads of dogs or summat?
-I will take on fucking whatever.

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Dogs, iguanas.

137
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-Yeah.
-Fucking meerkats.

138
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-Yeah.
-Do you wanna know? Bosh!

139
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-Yeah!
-Animals go missing all the time, mate.

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If you wanna end up on a fucking lamppost,
your sad little face looking out.

141
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Bit of A4. A few phone numbers
fluttering at the bottom.

142
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-Violence never solves anything.
-Course it fucking does.

143
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Oh really, tough guy?
When does violence ever solve anything?

144
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When you wanna beat the shit
out of someone, so you do.

145
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-Bosh! Problem solved!
-Yeah!

146
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Saying "bosh" doesn't mean
you're just right.

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Oh, fucking hell. Yeah.

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Well, Mr. Fucking University Bollocks,
welcome to the university of life.

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Great university. Where is that
in the league tables? Low, I imagine.

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"Oh, I'm fucking giving you some
fucking stick, yeah?" Have that. Bosh.

151
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-Job done.
-What... What job are you trying to do?

152
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The fucking main one.

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I'm just saying,
then you're in a cycle of violence.

154
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.

155
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-Okay, and you want that, do you?
-It's great.

156
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-Hey, what are you doing?
-Ground's all freshly dug.

157
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-It's irresistible.
-He's only just cold in the ground.

158
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This shit'll warm him up, then, won't it?

159
00:07:06,916 --> 00:07:08,540
Look at that.

160
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Easy to maneuver.

161
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-Done. Lovely job.
-That's absolutely outrageous.

162
00:07:12,749 --> 00:07:15,373
-So disrespectful.
-Good. Humans are filth.

163
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No, they're not. Not all of them.
Some of them are great.

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Attenborough. Malala.
My owners, for example.

165
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Owners? Owners? Listen to yourself!

166
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They are my owners. They paid
a tidy sum for me, and I'm grateful.

167
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Otherwise, I'd be in a shelter,
or worse still, homeless like you lot.

168
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And they treat me very well, so...

169
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If cutting off your bollocks and throwing
'em in the bin is treating you well.

170
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Do not miss them at all. Thank you.
They cloud the judgment.

171
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Oh, that's sad. That is fucking sad.

172
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It's like Stockholm syndrome, innit?

173
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You're some sort of trafficked slave,

174
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and even though
they're cunts who mutilate you,

175
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they give you pudding,
and suddenly you're all, "Ooh, thank you."

176
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What are you to say
when someone gives you pudding?

177
00:07:51,833 --> 00:07:54,082
Also, word of advice Mr. Smarty Pants,

178
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call someone a cunt
and you won't be getting pudding.

179
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Fuck me.

180
00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:02,748
-What now?
-Aw, it's a little baby!

181
00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:04,373
-Should we kill it?
-Yes, and eat it.

182
00:08:04,374 --> 00:08:06,540
No! Are you lost, love?

183
00:08:06,541 --> 00:08:07,457
Yeah.

184
00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:11,373
I wandered off from me house,
and I don't know how to get back there.

185
00:08:11,374 --> 00:08:13,665
-Where do you live?
-If it knew that, it wouldn't be lost.

186
00:08:13,666 --> 00:08:17,082
Shut up. It might know its address
but not know the way, you silly twat.

187
00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:18,458
Do you know your address?

188
00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:21,124
No.

189
00:08:21,791 --> 00:08:23,873
Aw, don't cry.

190
00:08:23,874 --> 00:08:25,873
We'll find your house.

191
00:08:25,874 --> 00:08:28,332
All right, it came from that direction,
so let's go that way.

192
00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,623
We ain't got time for that.

193
00:08:29,624 --> 00:08:32,957
Exactly, we're a fucking gang.
Not a thing that helps find lost kittens.

194
00:08:32,958 --> 00:08:36,832
Exactly. Every cat for themselves, innit?
It's a dog-eat-dog world.

195
00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,623
So you need to man up.

196
00:08:38,624 --> 00:08:41,833
It's tiny, though,
and you're all big and strong.

197
00:08:42,416 --> 00:08:44,748
Yeah. Yes.

198
00:08:44,749 --> 00:08:47,290
She's... she's not wrong there, boys.

199
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So we need to get this little cunt home.

200
00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:54,748
<i>Making my way downtown, walking fast</i>

201
00:08:54,749 --> 00:08:57,041
<i>Faces pass and I'm homebound</i>

202
00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:04,832
<i>Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way</i>

203
00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:09,083
<i>Making a way through the crowd</i>

204
00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:14,583
<i>And I need you</i>

205
00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:17,208
<i>And I miss you</i>

206
00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:21,499
<i>And now I wonder</i>

207
00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:26,873
<i>If I could fall into the sky</i>

208
00:09:26,874 --> 00:09:31,748
<i>Do you think time would pass me by?</i>

209
00:09:31,749 --> 00:09:36,457
<i>'Cause you know
I'd walk a thousand miles</i>

210
00:09:36,458 --> 00:09:40,249
<i>If I could just see you</i>

211
00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,541
<i>Tonight</i>

212
00:09:52,249 --> 00:09:54,832
{\an8}-Do you remember shops?
-Not sure.

213
00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:56,124
{\an8}-Whoa!
-What the...?

214
00:09:58,374 --> 00:10:00,498
Fucking hell!

215
00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:03,498
Fucking hell.
Just a cucumber. Just a cucumber.

216
00:10:03,499 --> 00:10:05,165
Everyone chill, yeah?

217
00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:07,207
Ugh! Why did you piss everywhere?

218
00:10:07,208 --> 00:10:08,790
-Defense.
-What are you, a skunk?

219
00:10:08,791 --> 00:10:11,123
-He fucking smells like one.
-No, I'm a cat.

220
00:10:11,124 --> 00:10:14,040
And I piss where I like.
Shows territory, ownership.

221
00:10:14,041 --> 00:10:15,999
-So technically, it's mine now.
-What is?

222
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,707
Fucking hell!

223
00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:22,373
Jesus Christ. Everyone calm the fuck down.

224
00:10:22,374 --> 00:10:24,291
Let's go.

225
00:10:30,374 --> 00:10:31,790
Huh. Do you mind?

226
00:10:31,791 --> 00:10:32,791
Go for it.

227
00:10:35,499 --> 00:10:37,373
-Good work.
-Yeah, nice one.

228
00:10:37,374 --> 00:10:39,040
Shoo! Shoo! Get out of here!

229
00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,123
-Fuck off!
-Yeah!

230
00:10:40,124 --> 00:10:41,374
-Get fucked.
-Twat.

231
00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:46,165
{\an8}-Why did you knock that plant over?
-He's a cat.

232
00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:48,290
{\an8}-So?
-So he's a bit of an arsehole.

233
00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:52,040
{\an8}-Am I a bit of an arsehole?
-Uh, not yet, but you've got potential.

234
00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:53,416
{\an8}Yeah, stick with us.

235
00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:55,998
I'm hungry.

236
00:10:55,999 --> 00:10:57,998
We all are. Get used to it.

237
00:10:57,999 --> 00:10:59,665
Well, actually, I'm not.

238
00:10:59,666 --> 00:11:01,498
No, you said. You've eaten.

239
00:11:01,499 --> 00:11:02,582
I have, yeah.

240
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:05,790
Actually, in nine minutes,
my little timer opens up

241
00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,915
and I get some dried food and some milk.

242
00:11:07,916 --> 00:11:09,707
Why's your food on a timer?

243
00:11:09,708 --> 00:11:12,290
Well, the family are away for the evening.
They leave my food,

244
00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:14,748
and I pop in the cat flap,
wait for it to open,

245
00:11:14,749 --> 00:11:16,832
and then snooze
in a big, lovely empty house.

246
00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:19,415
Whoa, whoa,
your house is empty at the moment?

247
00:11:19,416 --> 00:11:21,707
-With loads of cat food?
-And there's a cat flap?

248
00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:23,374
Yeah, why?

249
00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:28,123
Oh, leave some of the salmon.
I mean, you're meant to digest it slowly.

250
00:11:28,124 --> 00:11:29,623
Okay.

251
00:11:29,624 --> 00:11:31,082
-See you tomorrow.
-Gross.

252
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,748
-Twat.
-Thanks very much, guys.

253
00:11:32,749 --> 00:11:34,790
-Now I'm gonna be hungry. Bye.
-Bye.

254
00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:37,916
-Night-night, cunt.
-Right. Careful on the flap!

255
00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,666
Hey. That's my mate. Ralfy!

256
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,415
-Gus!
-Hey!

257
00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:51,291
-Ralfy!
-No!

258
00:11:53,999 --> 00:11:55,666
Driver didn't even stop.

259
00:11:56,166 --> 00:11:57,415
No.

260
00:11:57,416 --> 00:12:00,041
They don't have to.
After all, it's just a cat.

261
00:12:00,749 --> 00:12:02,374
People don't care about us.

262
00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:05,374
People don't care
about anything except themselves.

263
00:12:05,874 --> 00:12:08,208
They don't even care about each other,
to be honest.

264
00:12:09,749 --> 00:12:10,833
It's sad.

265
00:12:11,374 --> 00:12:13,207
It happens, kid.

266
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:16,915
I guess we're all future roadkill,
aren't we?

267
00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:20,124
Better than slowly dying
in a hovel of starvation.

268
00:12:20,624 --> 00:12:22,333
Or in agony from kidney failure.

269
00:12:22,833 --> 00:12:24,624
Is that how I'll die?

270
00:12:25,124 --> 00:12:26,166
No.

271
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,748
We'll find your home,
and you'll be taken to a vet

272
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,665
when you're old and you'll be given
a lovely lethal injection.

273
00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:35,040
-Nice.
-Mm.

274
00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:37,123
You won't die for ages though.

275
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,041
What does being dead feel like?

276
00:12:39,624 --> 00:12:41,582
{\an8}It feels like nothing.

277
00:12:41,583 --> 00:12:44,749
{\an8}It... it feels like you did
before you were born.

278
00:12:45,249 --> 00:12:50,165
{\an8}You don't even know you're dead.
It's just everyone else does.

279
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,332
{\an8}So you'll just never see him again?

280
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:53,333
Exactly.

281
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,082
We'll just never see him again.

282
00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,541
Well, we'll probably see him again
tomorrow, actually.

283
00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:01,291
'Cause the bin men
don't come till Thursday.

284
00:13:01,874 --> 00:13:03,999
Unless a fox gets him tonight.

285
00:13:39,374 --> 00:13:41,957
Sorry we didn't find your house.
We'll find it tomorrow.

286
00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:45,748
-What if we don't find it tomorrow?
-Well, we'll find it the next day, then.

287
00:13:45,749 --> 00:13:47,623
What if we don't find it the next day?

288
00:13:47,624 --> 00:13:49,624
We'll give up.

289
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,832
I'm joking.

290
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:58,624
We'll keep looking until we do find it,
all right? Just cheer up.

291
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:13,915
Home sweet home.

292
00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:16,083
-Good night.
-Night, mate.

293
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,790
{\an8}Right, you sleep there. All right?

294
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:21,915
It's not the Ritz,
but it'll keep you alive.

295
00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:22,999
Thank you.

296
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,873
It's dark.

297
00:14:36,874 --> 00:14:40,082
Yeah, you're a cat.
You can see in the dark.

298
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:42,832
Yeah, but I don't like what I see.

299
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,623
This is a scary place.

300
00:14:44,624 --> 00:14:49,624
Yeah, life's cruel, but you gotta stand
on your own four feet, yeah?

301
00:14:50,124 --> 00:14:52,416
No one can help you but you, kid.

302
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,416
Okay.

303
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,874
Thanks, Gus.


