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Who is it?

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Hey, honey, it's me.

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Come in.

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That was a short date.

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You already went on your date?

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Yeah.

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That was like an hour.

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I know. Short date. That's okay.

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Not really what I expected.

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Well, you know, it was enough time for
dinner and some chit-chat.

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So what does that mean exactly?

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It's just what it was. Dinner and a
little chit-chat. You know, third date.

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I don't really think it's going
anywhere.

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Mom, just tell me what happened this
time.

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Well, you know, of course, sex always
comes up.

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And...

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I, you know, I'm just not ready.

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I'm just not ready for that.

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So, you know, I told him I had a latex
allergy.

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Can't use condoms.

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How come you're making up excuses, Mom?

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I, you know, like I said, I'm just not,
I'm not ready.

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I don't feel like being naked with a man
yet.

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You know, your father and I just... We
had our thing and we got divorced and

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I'm just not ready for anything else
yet.

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Okay, then.

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Bye.

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Do you need anything, honey? I'm going
to get ready for bed. Do you want some

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hot cocoa or... I think I'm fine, but
thanks, Mom.

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Okay.

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Well, have a good night, sweetheart.

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I'll see you in the morning.

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Sleep well, Mom.

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glad you guys came over today. It's so
nice to meet other people who are into

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running and so interested in doing the
marathon with us. It's something we've

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been wanting to do for so long, but it's
nice to have other people. It's really

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nice to include other people.

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Yeah, I'm excited that we've signed up
for this 5K. It's going to be really

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fun.

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What outfits do you guys have planned so
far?

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Oh, what are we going to wear? I
don't... We're not sure yet, but...

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Yeah, we like to match when we run. Oh,
that's so sweet.

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Well, we didn't actually bring you guys
here today to talk about the

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5K.

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I have to be honest with you, Mom. This
isn't about the running.

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It's an MDEC meeting.

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What?

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MDEC? Are you serious?

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What?

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I've been on it before.

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It's like one of those matchmaking
sites.

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On NetSkirt?

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Yeah, it's on NetSkirt. It's one of the
affiliated websites and stuff. But I've

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been on it before. I used it and I dated
someone. It didn't work out, but it's a

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good place to go. We've been on it for a
little bit.

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I'm still confused here.

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What is M-D-E-C?

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stand for what is what is that it's the
mother daughter exchange so

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we've been wanting to meet up all of us
mother

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daughter exchange club is just a really
good way for everyone to meet and make

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more friends we thought for the first
meeting both moms and daughters have to

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be there and we just wanted to get
together and kind of help you guys out

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we care about you

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See, my mom here is a pilot and she's
been seeing a flight attendant and

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didn't think that I knew about it.

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Yeah, I know about Jennifer and she's
been posting all over Netflix all about

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their relationship and you're going to
lose your job. You know it's against

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policy to date someone who works for the
same company. You're going to lose your

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job and you can't do that.

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She's a bad influence on you and it's
all over social media. She has pictures

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of you.

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I'm so sorry this made you so upset. I
had no clue she was doing all this.

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I also saw that she's been mentioning
some guy, too.

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What? I think she's been meeting with a
guy pretty regularly when she's not on

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flights with you.

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Oh, no. Are you serious? Are you sure?

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I just think she's a really bad
influence, and I think that Kristen here

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is a lot better. She's such a, like...
great student in school, and we thought

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that maybe, you know, you'd get along a
lot better. She's a better person to

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have in your life, and I care about you.

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Wait, hold on. You're trying to match up
my daughter

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with your mother?

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Is that what's going on here?

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Mom, let's be honest here, okay?

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Your date with Travis last time didn't
exactly go so well.

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She got home at like 8.30.

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And? She left at 7 o'clock. What do you
expect? It's not supposed to be a one

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hour date. What's the problem? We went
to dinner and that was that.

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I see no problem with that. I had my
friend Charlotte over and it was like...

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probably eight o'clock or something and
all of a sudden I hear what a vibrator

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going and Charlotte comes over to me and
she starts asking is that your mom

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coming right now?

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This is the most embarrassing thing that
I've ever happened to me. Charlotte got

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to school and went ahead and told
everyone what was happening and it's

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just you need to take care of this mom.
You need to just be a little more open

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all right?

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The whole school is talking about you
masturbating, Mom.

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That's not what I need.

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Okay. Wait.

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I can tell that you're really upset. And
I think that Miss James needs to, you

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know, kind of de-stress. She's a little
bit stressed out by the situation.

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I can tell that Kristen's kind of
upsetting you.

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So maybe, Kristen, you should take my
mom and go show her your room. You know,

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go calm down somewhere. I think that
might be a good idea, actually.

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Where are you going, young lady?

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Are you ignoring me?

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Kendra, come here.

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Come on. Chop, chop.

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We need to talk.

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Talk about what exactly?

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About the smash. you've made of your
life.

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So how long have you known Jackie?

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Um, we just talked a little bit online,
so not very long. Probably like a week.

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Online, okay.

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And you're always on those websites?

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Only occasionally when I'm feeling it a
little bit.

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I see. So your, how do I say this,
experience then?

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I wouldn't say that.

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I've had a little fun with my friend
Charlotte.

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We've kissed a little bit when we were
drunk, but that's not really.

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Is Charlotte your girlfriend?

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Yeah, well, she's my friend. She's not
my girlfriend, so not that experience.

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Okay. What about you?

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Well, I am experienced and, you know, I
really love women.

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Do you masturbate?

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You know, I do a little bit. I usually
just use my hands, so I don't like

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to try toys as much. How about you?

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I do masturbate. Yeah? Yeah, and I know
your mom masturbates, too.

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Yeah, she does.

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Do you ever steal your mom's toys?

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Do you masturbate with them?

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Oh, no, you just said what your hand is.
I've thought about it. Okay.

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Well, I do masturbate. I masturbate
sometimes with toys. Yeah.

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But usually I just like to just grind,
grind on my pillow for some reason.

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Yeah. I've always just liked that ever
since I was young.

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Mm-hmm.

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No. So what do you think about when you
masturbate?

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I think about beautiful girls.

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Yeah? Yeah, like you.

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We kind of do the same thing.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah.

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I really like your eyes.

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Your eyes are lovely, too.

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Thank you.

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Let me see your tongue.

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Thank you.

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Okay.

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Oh,

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yeah.

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Turn around so I can kiss you.

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Bend over.

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Look at that.

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Look at your eyes.

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So nice.

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Mm.

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Mm.

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Thank you.

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This is it.

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Ugh.

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Hmm.

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Ha ha ha.

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Taste your pussy.

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I want you to come on my hands.

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Yes,

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yes, yes. Keep grinding on me. I want to
come on my hands.

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Ha ha ha

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Yes, yes.

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Can I put two fingers inside? Yes,

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please. Okay.

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Oh, yeah. Feel tight now.

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Oh. Oh.

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Yes.

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I don't know.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh,

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yes.

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Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

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Oh,

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yes.

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I'm going to rub that clean

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Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
run, run, run, run, run, run.

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I love you.

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Look at you.

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yes yes yes yes yes

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.