1 00:00:02,009 --> 00:00:03,794 [aunt May] The optimists' club is picking me up any minute. 2 00:00:03,829 --> 00:00:07,665 It's so exciting! Are you sure you'll be okay? 3 00:00:07,699 --> 00:00:10,601 Me, okay? It's just a weekend. Go, enjoy! 4 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:12,837 Don't even think about me. 5 00:00:12,871 --> 00:00:15,639 I cooked you a little food. Hopefully you won't run out. 6 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:19,877 Not unless I invite the entire school over. 7 00:00:19,911 --> 00:00:22,746 I left some money on the counter and hid a spare key on the stoop. 8 00:00:22,781 --> 00:00:23,848 I have a key. 9 00:00:23,882 --> 00:00:27,852 In case you get locked out, like last time, and the time before. 10 00:00:27,886 --> 00:00:30,855 I'm completely capable of taking care of myself. 11 00:00:30,889 --> 00:00:33,591 It's so cute that you think so, sweetie, 12 00:00:33,625 --> 00:00:35,593 but I don't think your pets would agree. 13 00:00:35,627 --> 00:00:36,760 Pets? 14 00:00:36,795 --> 00:00:39,830 [aunt May] Peter, I'm back! 15 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:41,732 Peter, I'm back! 16 00:00:41,766 --> 00:00:43,634 Oh! 17 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:46,537 Peter, I'm back! 18 00:00:46,571 --> 00:00:47,905 Uh-oh. 19 00:00:47,939 --> 00:00:50,975 Everything will be fine. I'm older now. 20 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:54,778 I could take care of a pet, if you'd ever let me get another one. 21 00:00:54,813 --> 00:00:56,747 You just go, have fun. 22 00:00:56,781 --> 00:00:58,883 Don't forget to lock the doors. 23 00:00:58,917 --> 00:01:01,485 And brush your teeth! And bring in the mail! 24 00:01:01,519 --> 00:01:03,721 A... and the plants... water the plants! 25 00:01:03,755 --> 00:01:06,657 Goodbye, aunt May! 26 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:09,560 Pfft. I can take care of myself. 27 00:01:09,594 --> 00:01:11,929 I already take of four teammates, five boroughs 28 00:01:11,963 --> 00:01:14,531 and even New Jersey when I have to. 29 00:01:14,566 --> 00:01:17,635 Aunt May worries way too much. 30 00:01:17,669 --> 00:01:20,712 Something's headed for the city. I don't see anything. 31 00:01:20,801 --> 00:01:23,774 I'm going to need a bird's eye... heh, bug's eye view. 32 00:01:31,783 --> 00:01:33,584 I'd make a wish, 33 00:01:33,618 --> 00:01:34,919 but that would take time away from making contact. 34 00:01:34,953 --> 00:01:36,854 And whatever this thing is, 35 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,790 it's headed right for the old world's fair grounds. 36 00:01:47,699 --> 00:01:50,534 What is this thing, some outer space golf ball? 37 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:52,569 [growling] 38 00:01:52,604 --> 00:01:54,772 Uh-oh. 39 00:01:58,677 --> 00:02:00,844 [roaring] 40 00:02:00,879 --> 00:02:02,846 The Hulk?! 41 00:02:17,733 --> 00:02:19,968 Whoa, green guy! No smashing required! 42 00:02:21,904 --> 00:02:23,705 What's wrong with you? 43 00:02:23,739 --> 00:02:26,975 I mean, outside from being huge, green and half-naked. 44 00:02:27,009 --> 00:02:28,777 Uh-oh. 45 00:02:28,811 --> 00:02:30,979 [Fury] Team! Unidentified space-borne object 46 00:02:31,013 --> 00:02:33,715 just landed in the old world's fair grounds. 47 00:02:33,749 --> 00:02:34,983 Get down there and report. 48 00:02:35,017 --> 00:02:38,687 Already on it, Fury. Sending you a video capture. 49 00:02:38,721 --> 00:02:41,255 Need you to tell me what not on Earth this thing is! 50 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:47,629 [roaring] 51 00:02:47,663 --> 00:02:50,565 Quit twisting! I'm trying to help you! 52 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,634 Spider-man, positive id as a Phalanx. 53 00:02:52,668 --> 00:02:54,836 Alien species, highly infectious. 54 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:57,005 Keep your distance. Don't let it touch you. 55 00:02:58,708 --> 00:02:59,975 [roaring] 56 00:03:00,009 --> 00:03:01,977 I got your back, big guy. 57 00:03:06,949 --> 00:03:08,917 - Uh-oh. - Smash! 58 00:03:11,587 --> 00:03:13,855 [beeping sound] 59 00:03:13,889 --> 00:03:17,726 Nice work, big green! Yeah! High five? 60 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,761 No? Okay. 61 00:03:19,795 --> 00:03:21,563 Help... Hulk... 62 00:03:21,597 --> 00:03:22,831 [groaning] 63 00:03:22,865 --> 00:03:24,833 No, no, no, no, no, oh! 64 00:03:24,867 --> 00:03:27,702 Help... Spidey... 65 00:03:27,737 --> 00:03:28,970 What was that noise? 66 00:03:30,005 --> 00:03:33,675 That was the Hulk... that was... 67 00:03:34,977 --> 00:03:36,878 Never hesitate to tell the truth! 68 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:39,848 Tell truth, and SHIELD put friend in cage! 69 00:03:39,882 --> 00:03:43,585 I'll get back to you, Fury. Busy here. Spidey out. 70 00:03:43,619 --> 00:03:45,820 Whoa. What is that? 71 00:03:45,855 --> 00:03:47,989 - Uh! - Don't hang up on me! 72 00:03:48,024 --> 00:03:50,959 We're almost there. Now, what is the situation? 73 00:03:50,993 --> 00:03:57,632 The situation is that Phalanx thing is scrap metal now, and... 74 00:03:58,768 --> 00:04:02,604 If bug man really friend, he'll keep Hulk from lockdown. 75 00:04:06,575 --> 00:04:07,842 And? 76 00:04:07,877 --> 00:04:10,912 And I have got some huge homework, so I'm going 77 00:04:10,913 --> 00:04:13,948 to leave the cleanup to your SHIELD guys. Bye! 78 00:04:13,983 --> 00:04:15,750 Don't ha... 79 00:04:16,986 --> 00:04:20,755 [Spidey] Okay, so taking him home maybe wasn't the best idea, but... 80 00:04:20,790 --> 00:04:22,724 Where am Hulk? 81 00:04:22,758 --> 00:04:24,626 He wasn't looking his usual green self. 82 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:26,594 Bug man! Where you take Hulk? 83 00:04:26,629 --> 00:04:27,896 No, no, no, no, no! Don't sit up! 84 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:29,664 [crashing] 85 00:04:29,699 --> 00:04:31,666 Where Hulk? 86 00:04:33,703 --> 00:04:36,504 Somewhere safe, where we can figure out 87 00:04:36,539 --> 00:04:38,640 what that Phalanx thing did to you, and why. 88 00:04:38,674 --> 00:04:41,943 Hulk no like puny metal creatures! 89 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:45,547 But Hulk like bug man. 90 00:04:45,581 --> 00:04:47,649 That's good. I like you, too. 91 00:04:47,683 --> 00:04:51,786 And Spidey no like puny creatures either, to put it Hulk-ly. 92 00:04:51,821 --> 00:04:55,857 - Hulk and bug man smash again! - Totally, yeah! 93 00:04:55,891 --> 00:05:00,929 But in the meantime, do you have any other hobbies besides smashing? 94 00:05:00,963 --> 00:05:03,431 Smashing good! 95 00:05:05,868 --> 00:05:08,570 Hulk also like music. 96 00:05:08,604 --> 00:05:10,872 Hey, me, too! You play any instruments? 97 00:05:12,675 --> 00:05:17,445 - Hulk smash piano once. - Yeah, I can imagine. 98 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:20,448 So, where do you live? Maybe if we can get you there... 99 00:05:20,483 --> 00:05:22,751 Hulk live wherever Hulk is. 100 00:05:22,785 --> 00:05:26,921 - That's the same as living nowhere. - And everywhere. 101 00:05:26,956 --> 00:05:29,557 Huh, guess I never thought of it like that. 102 00:05:29,592 --> 00:05:32,894 I... Hey, stay put! Huh? 103 00:05:32,928 --> 00:05:34,729 That thing is still in you. 104 00:05:34,964 --> 00:05:37,565 [aunt May] Peter, I'm back! 105 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,536 What?! This soon? Oh, no, no, no! 106 00:05:41,570 --> 00:05:43,838 - [aunt May] Peter? - Someone coming for Hulk! 107 00:05:43,873 --> 00:05:47,475 Shh! Be... be right there! 108 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:49,611 No one's coming for you. Just stay right here. 109 00:05:49,645 --> 00:05:51,613 Don't make any sounds, and don't move. 110 00:05:51,647 --> 00:05:54,649 I'm going to help you. I just don't know how yet. 111 00:05:54,683 --> 00:05:56,684 [aunt May] Peter, is everything all right? 112 00:05:56,719 --> 00:05:58,853 Oh. 113 00:06:01,924 --> 00:06:06,461 Couldn't be better! Oh... 114 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:12,246 Peter, is everything all right? 115 00:06:13,214 --> 00:06:17,357 Aunt, Hulk, holes, costume, panic! 116 00:06:21,746 --> 00:06:24,787 Aunt May! What are you doing here? 117 00:06:24,873 --> 00:06:29,580 I twisted my ankle, of all things. I whitewater raft, I bungee jump 118 00:06:29,667 --> 00:06:34,701 I ATV, and then I go and do this just by stepping off a curb, augh! 119 00:06:34,808 --> 00:06:36,625 But don't worry about me. 120 00:06:36,626 --> 00:06:38,443 I'll climb in bed and ice my foot. 121 00:06:39,057 --> 00:06:43,259 Stairs? Oh, aunt May! Stairs? Really, stairs?! 122 00:06:43,331 --> 00:06:46,292 Now, you turn right back around and go sit down. 123 00:06:46,308 --> 00:06:50,855 - Downstairs! This instant! - Well, I... I guess I... 124 00:06:50,889 --> 00:06:52,022 [crashing] 125 00:06:52,057 --> 00:06:56,026 - What was that? - Let me look. 126 00:06:56,161 --> 00:06:58,929 I said stay put, you! Shh! 127 00:07:03,452 --> 00:07:07,355 - Rats in the attic? - Better than bats in the belfry. 128 00:07:07,389 --> 00:07:08,689 [laughing] 129 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:11,759 Oh, aunt May, you are a riot! 130 00:07:11,793 --> 00:07:14,562 But I have to insist you stay off that foot. 131 00:07:14,596 --> 00:07:17,665 - Downstairs, go! - I just wanted to get my... 132 00:07:17,699 --> 00:07:20,301 [Hulk groaning] I'll get it! 133 00:07:24,473 --> 00:07:28,509 - Hulk nose run. - Oh, really? The curtains? 134 00:07:29,645 --> 00:07:32,647 Hulk need to sneeze! 135 00:07:32,681 --> 00:07:35,349 Ah... ah... 136 00:07:35,384 --> 00:07:37,351 No! Wait! Don't... 137 00:07:37,386 --> 00:07:39,420 [roaring] 138 00:07:39,454 --> 00:07:41,622 Could I borrow the curtain, please? 139 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:47,428 Do not make me come back in here! 140 00:07:49,598 --> 00:07:52,767 It was nothing, just some books. 141 00:07:52,801 --> 00:07:57,438 I have tons of homework. Literally tons, so... 142 00:07:57,472 --> 00:07:59,507 Then don't worry about me. I... 143 00:07:59,541 --> 00:08:03,544 I can take care of you and... get done what I need to get done. 144 00:08:03,579 --> 00:08:06,280 I promise you won't end up like my pets. 145 00:08:06,315 --> 00:08:09,317 Now, let me go get some ice for that ankle. 146 00:08:09,351 --> 00:08:11,586 Okay, just stay in bed, stay very still, 147 00:08:11,620 --> 00:08:13,754 and no matter what, don't leave this... 148 00:08:13,789 --> 00:08:16,357 Uh-oh. 149 00:08:16,391 --> 00:08:18,593 Hulk, get back here! 150 00:08:18,627 --> 00:08:20,661 Hulk leave room if Hulk want. 151 00:08:20,696 --> 00:08:23,531 No. Hulk stay in room like bug man say, 152 00:08:23,565 --> 00:08:26,601 or bug man get... why am I talking like you? 153 00:08:28,770 --> 00:08:31,305 You can't leave because... 154 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:33,374 because I'm your friend, 155 00:08:33,408 --> 00:08:35,376 and I'm looking for a way to help you feel better, 156 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:37,612 and I need a little time for that. 157 00:08:43,352 --> 00:08:45,837 Hulk wait because Hulk feel sleepy, 158 00:08:45,838 --> 00:08:48,322 not because bug man say to. 159 00:08:48,357 --> 00:08:51,559 Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you say. Just stay put. 160 00:08:53,428 --> 00:08:55,663 [groaning] 161 00:08:55,697 --> 00:08:59,734 Huh? Uh-oh! Huh? 162 00:08:59,768 --> 00:09:03,671 Aunt May, come back! I said I'd take care of you, 163 00:09:03,705 --> 00:09:06,374 and that's exactly what I'm going to do. 164 00:09:06,408 --> 00:09:10,344 Isn't that sweet of you? I'm just glad I'm not his goldfish. 165 00:09:10,379 --> 00:09:12,346 I'll go wait in the living room. 166 00:09:12,381 --> 00:09:16,450 No! The den will be much cozier. 167 00:09:16,485 --> 00:09:18,619 There. See? Nice, right? 168 00:09:18,654 --> 00:09:20,488 If I didn't know better, 169 00:09:20,522 --> 00:09:22,690 I'd think you were hiding a girl upstairs. 170 00:09:22,724 --> 00:09:25,493 Well, you do know better then because a girl 171 00:09:25,527 --> 00:09:28,295 is the last thing I have hiding upstairs. 172 00:09:28,330 --> 00:09:30,297 [thud] What in the world? 173 00:09:30,332 --> 00:09:33,601 - Just seismic tremors. - An Earthquake? Here? 174 00:09:33,635 --> 00:09:36,604 Sure! There are all kinds of... 175 00:09:36,638 --> 00:09:38,572 faults around here. 176 00:09:38,573 --> 00:09:41,475 Most of them in my storytelling. 177 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:42,743 Unwelcome pests in your home? 178 00:09:42,778 --> 00:09:46,447 - Peter, it's too loud! - What? I can't hear you, it's too loud! 179 00:09:46,481 --> 00:09:49,350 - Here's something to read. - The phone book? 180 00:09:49,384 --> 00:09:53,320 I'd better go check the internet to see where that tremor was centered. 181 00:09:55,691 --> 00:09:58,659 - What are you doing?! - Mosquito. 182 00:09:58,694 --> 00:10:00,695 [roaring] 183 00:10:03,565 --> 00:10:07,334 - Huh. Got it. - Shh! 184 00:10:07,369 --> 00:10:10,638 Also, ew! But mostly, shh! 185 00:10:10,672 --> 00:10:13,574 You have to be quiet. My aunt is downstairs! 186 00:10:13,608 --> 00:10:16,310 Hulk smash puny ant! 187 00:10:16,344 --> 00:10:19,447 Not ant, "ant". Aunt, "aunt"! 188 00:10:19,481 --> 00:10:22,383 You know, like uncle? You will not smash. 189 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:23,584 [aunt May] Peter! 190 00:10:23,618 --> 00:10:26,554 Oh! Shush! I mean it this time. 191 00:10:27,789 --> 00:10:29,757 I've never seen those socks before. 192 00:10:31,393 --> 00:10:33,360 Uh. They're new. 193 00:10:33,395 --> 00:10:37,631 Big sock sale... at the sock store. 194 00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:40,534 Sock store, seriously? 195 00:10:40,569 --> 00:10:43,537 The best I can do? Ugh, weak sauce. 196 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:49,777 - Here, your eye mask! - But I'm not sleepy. I... 197 00:10:49,811 --> 00:10:52,813 Sleepy schmeepy! It's soothing. 198 00:10:52,848 --> 00:10:56,517 Music! Just relax until I get back. 199 00:10:56,551 --> 00:10:58,619 [crashing] 200 00:10:58,653 --> 00:11:03,357 - Oh, Hulk, what are you doing? - Eat. 201 00:11:03,391 --> 00:11:05,626 - Obviously! - Shush! 202 00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:09,730 I mean, what are you doing downstairs? I told you to wait! 203 00:11:09,765 --> 00:11:12,433 Hulk quiet, not squash ant, 204 00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:15,703 and leave pickle for bug man! 205 00:11:15,737 --> 00:11:17,705 Uh... uh! 206 00:11:17,739 --> 00:11:20,608 Yeah, he left me a big pickle. 207 00:11:20,642 --> 00:11:23,511 Now, let me look at that barb in your... 208 00:11:23,545 --> 00:11:25,479 [groaning] 209 00:11:25,514 --> 00:11:28,516 Hulk dizzy. [groaning] 210 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:30,718 [humming] 211 00:11:33,355 --> 00:11:36,490 I dare anyone to tell me how this situation gets worse. 212 00:11:40,695 --> 00:11:43,364 That doesn't look good. How'd you get hooked up 213 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,765 with these Phalanx things anyway? 214 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,601 Creatures grab Hulk, while Hulk sleep. 215 00:11:47,636 --> 00:11:49,503 Take up to space. 216 00:11:49,538 --> 00:11:54,375 Hulk smash till crash down, but too many. 217 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,777 Hulk feel sick. 218 00:11:56,812 --> 00:12:01,415 From the tech infection, or... wait, you mean... 219 00:12:01,449 --> 00:12:03,417 Hulk stomach hurt. 220 00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:07,288 Nuh-uh, you are not going to... Hulk all over me. 221 00:12:07,322 --> 00:12:11,425 - Ooh... - Wait for it! Just... 222 00:12:12,694 --> 00:12:14,595 If he can survive a fall from the sky, 223 00:12:14,629 --> 00:12:16,597 he can survive a fall from the hallway, right? 224 00:12:16,631 --> 00:12:19,266 [groaning] 225 00:12:20,702 --> 00:12:22,369 [retching] 226 00:12:22,404 --> 00:12:25,372 Aim for the drain! Aim for the drain! 227 00:12:25,373 --> 00:12:27,924 [Hulk vomits] 228 00:12:30,235 --> 00:12:32,495 [Hulk vomits] 229 00:12:33,715 --> 00:12:37,585 [aunt May] Peter? Are you all right? 230 00:12:37,619 --> 00:12:41,689 Just feeling a little... green. Now, you stay there. 231 00:12:41,723 --> 00:12:45,359 If you get up again, I'll... sic the Hulk on you. 232 00:12:45,393 --> 00:12:48,529 Oh, Peter. Such an imagination. 233 00:12:52,801 --> 00:12:55,436 [snoring] 234 00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,507 [burping] 235 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:03,544 Oh, Hulk. The washing machine, really? 236 00:13:03,578 --> 00:13:05,713 [groaning] 237 00:13:05,747 --> 00:13:10,584 Yuck. Try to warn a spider next time, would you, Hulk? 238 00:13:10,619 --> 00:13:15,222 - Hulk, is that your real name, or... - Hulk is Hulk. 239 00:13:16,591 --> 00:13:20,527 Look, I have no idea how to treat this mecha-fection. 240 00:13:20,562 --> 00:13:24,298 I know SHIELD could crack it, but they'd also crack you. 241 00:13:26,334 --> 00:13:28,269 Do you have any friends or family we could... 242 00:13:28,303 --> 00:13:31,639 Hulk have no friends. Hulk always alone. 243 00:13:31,673 --> 00:13:35,476 - What about me? - How bug friend? 244 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:38,579 Hulk not even know who bug man is under bug mask. 245 00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:43,584 Well, sure, but I do have a secret identity to keep secret. 246 00:13:45,687 --> 00:13:47,488 Hulk... 247 00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:52,526 My name is Peter Parker, and I am your friend. I promise. 248 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:56,330 [sighing] Par... ker... 249 00:13:59,601 --> 00:14:04,238 I'm going to assume that means it's off, whatever "off" is. 250 00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:13,180 It's no SHIELD tech, but... 251 00:14:13,214 --> 00:14:16,583 Spider-man, we need to talk about your disappearing act. 252 00:14:16,618 --> 00:14:20,855 Yeah, Fury... I'm actually working on... 253 00:14:20,856 --> 00:14:24,258 science homework right now. Can't talk. Bye! 254 00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:27,461 I'm so going to pay for that. But first... 255 00:14:27,495 --> 00:14:31,632 This isn't just metal. It's living metal. 256 00:14:34,336 --> 00:14:38,205 Looks like it's kaput... or not! 257 00:14:38,239 --> 00:14:40,674 Uh-oh. Spidey sense says don't go there. 258 00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:41,993 [thud] 259 00:14:41,994 --> 00:14:43,277 Hulk? 260 00:14:47,549 --> 00:14:50,617 Okay, not Hulk. But then, who... 261 00:14:50,652 --> 00:14:55,289 Please tell me that Phalanx barb did not send out some SOS. 262 00:14:55,323 --> 00:14:57,458 [thud] 263 00:14:57,492 --> 00:15:00,394 Big guy! You'd better wake up! 264 00:15:00,428 --> 00:15:04,631 I have a bad feeling I told those Phalanx things where you went! 265 00:15:06,501 --> 00:15:09,336 And now they're here! 266 00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:19,541 Hulk better, ready to smash! 267 00:15:19,575 --> 00:15:22,644 I think you're about to get your wish. Outside! 268 00:15:22,679 --> 00:15:24,579 [roaring] 269 00:15:24,614 --> 00:15:27,482 Hulk smash! 270 00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:28,784 [roaring] 271 00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:31,486 Don't touch! Keep them back! 272 00:15:31,521 --> 00:15:32,788 We have to shut these things down 273 00:15:32,822 --> 00:15:35,724 and move this fight out of the suburbs. Any ideas? 274 00:15:35,758 --> 00:15:38,527 Ah! Aaaaah! 275 00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:48,437 Hulk smash! Yah! 276 00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,849 No, Hulk! No, Hulk! Wait! Let that one go. 277 00:16:00,883 --> 00:16:04,720 Lawn gnomes? We are so obviously in Queens. 278 00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:08,390 - We need to follow it! - Yes! 279 00:16:08,891 --> 00:16:10,891 Aaaaaah! 280 00:16:14,497 --> 00:16:15,831 Aaaaaah! Ugh! 281 00:16:15,865 --> 00:16:18,567 Machine man go inside. 282 00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:20,535 Well then, guess we should take a look 283 00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:23,438 at what will no doubt be a very unpleasant sight. 284 00:16:23,473 --> 00:16:26,441 You want to open the door? [roaring] 285 00:16:26,476 --> 00:16:28,477 Or tear it off its hinges? 286 00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:32,714 That looks like the mother of all mother ships. 287 00:16:38,821 --> 00:16:41,690 What's it doing? What's it making? 288 00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,592 Oh, why do I know this is not good? 289 00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:46,762 [roaring] 290 00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:52,501 Uh-oh. They seem to have your eyes. 291 00:16:52,535 --> 00:16:54,803 Looks like the Phalanx weren't trying to infect you. 292 00:16:54,837 --> 00:16:59,474 They were harvesting your tissue to steal your strength by evolving! 293 00:16:59,509 --> 00:17:01,777 No one steal Hulk strength! 294 00:17:01,811 --> 00:17:06,581 This time someone did. We can't let them get out of here. 295 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,587 Hope you're in the mood for some alien smash. 296 00:17:12,622 --> 00:17:14,623 We're trapped with them now. 297 00:17:14,657 --> 00:17:18,627 No, puny creatures trapped with us! 298 00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:28,737 No go! The organic material in the wood is getting infected, too. 299 00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:33,708 We need to hit them with something non-organic, like metal! 300 00:17:37,713 --> 00:17:41,483 Hey, batta, batta, batta! Sa-wing batta! 301 00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:44,419 Delivery for Mr. and Mrs. Phalanx. 302 00:17:48,891 --> 00:17:51,560 Oh, the more we smash the more they make! 303 00:17:56,899 --> 00:17:58,834 This is not a good long-term strategy. 304 00:17:58,868 --> 00:18:00,635 Hulk feel better. 305 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:04,706 Maybe Hulk body have things that kill virus. 306 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:09,411 What, like antibodies? Actually, that's possible. 307 00:18:09,445 --> 00:18:12,647 You rejected the barb. If you have antibodies, you'd be immune. 308 00:18:12,682 --> 00:18:16,685 - How did you think of this? - Puny Banner is scientist. 309 00:18:19,522 --> 00:18:21,857 Wait. Puny Banner? 310 00:18:21,891 --> 00:18:26,628 The world-famous gamma scientist, Bruce Banner? You know him? 311 00:18:26,662 --> 00:18:31,566 - Oh. Wow, you are him! - Hulk is Hulk now. 312 00:18:31,601 --> 00:18:33,635 Then I say, keep your fingers crossed 313 00:18:33,669 --> 00:18:37,639 that you're immune to these circuit boards, and smash, Hulk! 314 00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:40,609 Heh-heh. 315 00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:42,811 [roaring] 316 00:18:42,845 --> 00:18:44,813 Go, Hulk! Go! 317 00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:50,585 More to smash, Hulk! More to smash! 318 00:19:02,732 --> 00:19:05,500 Hulk! You okay in there? 319 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:08,703 The alien invasion is officially Hulked. 320 00:19:08,738 --> 00:19:10,505 [gunfire] 321 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,707 Oh,no. Now what? 322 00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:16,411 Hulk, we meet again. 323 00:19:16,445 --> 00:19:18,380 Ever get the feeling you've seen something before? 324 00:19:18,414 --> 00:19:19,748 D�ja vu? 325 00:19:19,782 --> 00:19:24,019 Monosyllables, then scientific theories, then french? 326 00:19:24,054 --> 00:19:25,654 I'm loving me some Hulk right now. 327 00:19:25,688 --> 00:19:27,489 Stand down, Spider-Man. 328 00:19:27,523 --> 00:19:30,759 Not on your life, Fury. No one touches my friend. 329 00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:34,362 - You got it all wrong, webs. - Then explain it to me. 330 00:19:34,397 --> 00:19:36,464 I get that you're trying to do what's best for Hulk, 331 00:19:36,499 --> 00:19:40,468 but I'm responsible for making a decision that's best for the world. 332 00:19:40,503 --> 00:19:42,804 Well, the Hulk just saved the world from the Phalanx, 333 00:19:42,838 --> 00:19:44,706 with my guidance, of course. 334 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:47,776 So, how are you going to reward him, throw him in Hulk jail? 335 00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:50,412 He has a mind, a sharp one, in fact. 336 00:19:50,446 --> 00:19:55,383 He can be a good friend to have, if you're a friend to him first. 337 00:19:59,455 --> 00:20:03,558 Nick Fury, director of SHIELD. We could use a hero like you. 338 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:07,662 We can offer you a home, regular food, and all of SHIELD's resources 339 00:20:07,697 --> 00:20:09,664 to try and figure out how we can help each other. 340 00:20:11,434 --> 00:20:14,603 Hulk, despite their less-than-subtle techniques, 341 00:20:14,637 --> 00:20:16,738 they are the good guys. 342 00:20:16,772 --> 00:20:19,608 They smash baddies, too. What do you say? 343 00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:24,579 No! [roaring] 344 00:20:26,515 --> 00:20:28,416 Well, that worked out, huh? 345 00:20:28,451 --> 00:20:30,485 Guess I'd better get going, too. Things to do, people to see... 346 00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:32,854 Not so fast. This was all because you didn't... 347 00:20:32,888 --> 00:20:35,557 [Hulk roaring] 348 00:20:39,729 --> 00:20:43,531 Hulk decide will go with one-eye man. 349 00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:46,534 If friend think Hulk should. 350 00:20:47,737 --> 00:20:49,404 Friend thinks... 351 00:20:49,438 --> 00:20:52,440 friend thinks Hulk should have a home, 352 00:20:52,475 --> 00:20:57,579 a home where friend could come visit him... and smash. 353 00:21:00,883 --> 00:21:04,686 - What made you come back? - Hulk still hungry. 354 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:09,357 Got it. Put it there, pal. 355 00:21:10,593 --> 00:21:12,527 Till next time, Hulk. 356 00:21:15,564 --> 00:21:17,832 Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! 357 00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:20,368 First order of business for SHIELD... 358 00:21:20,403 --> 00:21:23,371 develop a handshake filter for that guy. 359 00:21:23,406 --> 00:21:25,407 Who says I can't take care of things? 360 00:21:25,441 --> 00:21:28,376 I took care of the Phalanx, I took care of Hulk, 361 00:21:28,411 --> 00:21:30,712 and I even took care of aunt... oops. 362 00:21:30,746 --> 00:21:34,549 Peter? Peter, can you bring me a glass of water, please? 363 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,418 Gotta run! 364 00:21:36,452 --> 00:21:38,487 [aunt May] Peter!