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(EXCLAIMING)
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Surprise!
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Alex. Do not interrupt me
when I'm daydreaming.
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When a zebra's in the zone,
leave him alone.
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Come on, Marty. Just wanted
to wish you a happy birthday.
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Hey, man, thanks.
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Oh! Ahh! Uh!
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Hey, I got something stuck in my teeth.
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It's driving me crazy.
Can you help me? Please?
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You came to the right place, my friend.
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Dr. Marty, D.D.S., is in the house.
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Please hop on top of my sterilised
examination table, if you may.
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- I don't see anything.
- It's on the left.
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Oh, sorry.
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Okay, just don't talk
with your mouth full.
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Right here.
What the heck is this doing in there?
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Happy birthday!
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Hey, thanks, man.
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You put it in behind the tooth.
You all right.
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These aren't even on the shelf yet.
Here. Check it out.
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- Look at that. Look at that.
- Look at that. It's snowing.
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Ten years old, huh? A decade.
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Double digits. The big 1 -0.
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You don't like it?
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- No, no, it's great.
- You hate it.
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I should've gotten you
the Alex alarm clock.
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That's the big seller.
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No, no, no. The present's great, really.
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It's just that
another year's come and gone
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and I'm still doing the same old thing.
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"Stand over here. Trot over there.
Eat some grass. Walk back over here."
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- I see your problem.
- Maybe I should go to law school.
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You just need to break out
of that boring routine.
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- How?
- Throw out the old act.
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Who knows what you'll do.
Make it up as you go along.
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Ad lib. Improvise. On the fly.
Boom, boom, boom.
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- Really?
- You know, make it fresh.
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Fresh, huh? Okay. I could do fresh.
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Works for me.
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Here come the people, Marty.
I love the people.
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It's fun people fun time!
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Let's go, Gloria!
Up and at 'em. We're open!
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- What day is it?
- It's Friday. Field trip day.
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Yes, it's field trip day.
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Let's get up and go in ten more minutes.
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Come on! Melman, Melman, Melman!
Melman, Melman, Melman!
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Wake up! Rise and shine!
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It's another fabulous morning
in the Big Apple.
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(TOILET FLUSHING)
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Let's go.
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- Not for me. I'm calling in sick.
- What?
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I found another brown spot
on my shoulder. Right here. See?
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Right there. You see?
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Melman, you know it's all in your head.
Hmm?
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CHILD: Let's go! Come on!
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Phil! Wake up, you filthy monkey.
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(GARGLING)
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Oh, I'm going to be fresh.
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Straight out the ground. Tasty fresh!
Freshalicious.
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Ziploc fresh.
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MAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
children of all ages,
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the Central Park Zoo proudly presents...
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Show them the cat. Who's the cat?
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...the king of New York City.
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- Alex the lion.
- Alex the lion.
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It's showtime.
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Roar!
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Gather around, people.
Big show about to start.
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Check out the zebra taking care of biz.
That's right.
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(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING)
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(EXCLAIMING DISGUSTEDLY)
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Just smile and wave, boys.
Smile and wave.
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Kowalski, progress report.
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We're 500 feet
from the main sewer line.
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- And the bad news?
- We've broken our last shovel.
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Right.
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Rico, you're on litter patrol.
We need shovels.
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And find more popsicle sticks.
We don't want to risk another cave-in.
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And me, Skipper?
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I want you
to look cute and cuddly, Private.
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Today we're going to blow this dump.
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Come here. Come here.
Come on, penguin.
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(IMITATING FARTING)
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Yeah!
You don't see that on Animal Planet.
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MARTY: Ha-ha.
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Well, show's over, folks.
Thanks for coming.
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I hope you thought it was fresh.
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I'll be here all week.
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In fact, I'll be here for my whole life.
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Three hundred and sixty-five days
a year,
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including Christmas, Hanukkah,
Halloween, Kwanzaa.
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Please don't forget
to never spay or neuter your pets.
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And tip your cabbie,
because he's broke.
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You, quadruped.
Sprechen sie Englisch?
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I sprechen.
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- What continent is this?
- Manhattan.
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Hoover Dam! We're still in New York.
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Abort. Dive! Dive! Dive.
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Hey. You in the tux. Wait a minute.
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What are you guys doing?
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We're digging to Antarctica.
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Ant-who-tica?
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Can you keep a secret,
my monochromatic friend?
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Do you ever see any penguins
running free around New York City?
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Of course not. We don't belong here.
It's just not natural.
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This is all
some kind of whacked-out conspiracy.
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We're going
to the wide-open spaces of Antarctica.
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To the wild.
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The wild? You could actually go there?
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That sounds great.
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Hey, hold up. Where is this place?
Tell me where it is.
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You didn't see anything.
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- Right?
- Yes, sir.
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I'm sorry. No, sir.
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MAN ON PA: For his final appearance
of the day, the king of New York City.
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Alex the lion.
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ALEX: Roar!
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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You guys are great.
You're a great crowd.
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Give yourselves a hand.
Thank you. Thank you.
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Well. Thank you.
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Oh, that's too kind. Too kind.
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Underpants!
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ALEX: Everybody get home safe. Hey!
Check out my Web site.
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Twenty-four hour Alex Cam.
Watch me sleep.
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This is the life.
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That's the spot.
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Oh! I'm in heaven.
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- It's Marty's birthday.
- Just rip it open.
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- What is it?
- Come on. Open it up. What you got?
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A thermometer.
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Thanks. I love it, Melman. I love it.
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I wanted to give you
something personal.
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That was my first rectal thermometer.
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- Okay. Come on!
- MELMAN: I'll miss that bad boy.
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Get the cake. Melman, come on.
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(HUMMING)
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(SINGING) Happy birthday to you
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You live in a zoo
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You look like a monkey
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And you smell like one too
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I say.
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Well, now,
you guys are just embarrassing me.
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And yourselves.
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What? We worked on that all week.
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Let's go. Let's make a wish, babycakes.
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- What'd you wish for?
- Nope. Can't tell you that.
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Come on. Tell.
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No siree. I'm telling you, it's bad luck.
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You want some bad luck, I'll blab it out.
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But if you want to be safe,
I'll keep my mouth shut.
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Would you just tell us?
What could happen?
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Okay.
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I wished I could go to the wild!
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The wild?
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Whoa!
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I told you it was bad luck.
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The wild? Are you nuts?
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That is the worst idea I've ever heard.
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(COUGHING)
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It's unsanitary.
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The penguins are going. So why can't I?
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The penguins are psychotic.
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Come on.
Just imagine going back to nature.
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Back to your roots.
Clean air, wide-open spaces!
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I hear there's wide-open spaces
in Connecticut.
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- Connecticut?
- You got to go over to Grand Central.
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Then you got to take
the Metro-North train... North?
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So one could take the train?
Just hypothetically.
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Come on. What would Connecticut
have to offer us?
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- Lyme disease.
- Thank you, Melman.
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No, I just want...
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There's none of this in the wild.
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This is a highly refined
type of food thing
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that you do not find in the wild.
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You ever thought there might be
more to life than steak, Alex?
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He didn't mean that, baby. No, no, no.
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Doesn't it bother you guys
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that you don't know anything
about life outside this zoo?
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Nuh-uh. Nope.
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Well, I mean, come on.
That's just one subject.
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You got a little schmutz
right there on your...
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Thanks, guys. Thanks for the party.
It was great.
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Really.
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What's eating him?
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Maybe you should talk to him.
Go over and give him a little pep talk.
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Hey, I already gave him a snow globe.
I can't top that.
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I can see where this is going.
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It is getting late. I guess I'm going to...
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(SNORING)
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Come on. He's your best friend.
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All right, all right. Okay.
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- Night, Marty.
- Night, Glo.
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(SIGHS)
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What a day.
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I mean, I tell you, it just doesn't get
any better than this, you know?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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It just did. Even the star's out.
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Not going to find a star like that
in the wild.
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Helicopter.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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Marty. Buddy. Listen.
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Everybody has days when they think
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the grass might be greener
somewhere else.
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Alex.
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Look at me.
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I'm ten years old. My life is half over.
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And I don't even know
if I'm black with white stripes
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or white with black stripes.
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Marty.
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I'm thinking of a song.
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Alex. Please. Not now.
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Oh, yes. It's a wonderful song.
I think you're familiar with it.
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(HUMMING NEW YORK, NEW YORK)
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Oh, no. Oh, no, you don't. No, no, no.
I'm not listening.
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(MARTY INTERRUPTING)
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(SINGING)
Start spreadin' the news
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I don't know you.
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I'm leaving today
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We are a great big part of it
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He's funny. Who is that?
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Come on.
You know you know the words.
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Two little words.
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New York.
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(SINGING) New York
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Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Hey, I'm sleeping here!
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We're not all nocturnal, you know!
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I'll knock your "turnal" right off, pal.
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HOWARD:
Yeah, you and what army, stripes?
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You mess with him,
you mess with me, Howard.
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- You're a bigmouth lion.
- See? Mr. Grumpy Stripes.
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We make a great team, the two of us.
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We sure do. No doubt about it.
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So, what are you going to do?
Go running off to the wild by yourself?
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- No.
- Good.
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You and me. Let's go.
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- What?
- The wild.
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Come on. You and me together.
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It's a straight shot down Fifth Avenue
to Grand Central.
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We'll grab a train, we'll head north.
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We can be back by morning.
No one will ever know.
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You're joking. Right?
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Yeah. I'm joking. Of course I'm joking.
Give me a break.
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Like we're going to get a train.
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(ALEX CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS)
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Don't do that.
You really had me worried there.
249
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,785
Oh, well. I guess I'll hit the sack.
250
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:14,455
Yeah, me too.
I'll need to rest my voice for tomorrow.
251
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:18,417
It's Seniors' Day, you know.
Have to roar extra loud.
252
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,003
Give them a little jolt. You know?
253
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,549
Good night, Ally Al.
254
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,807
(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
255
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,100
Oh...
256
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,936
They forgot
to turn off the ambience again.
257
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,105
Don't worry. It's cool.
258
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:41,774
You know, I got it.
259
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,193
(RECORDING STOPS)
260
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,197
Ah...
261
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,616
Much better.
262
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,995
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING
IN DISTANCE)
263
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,017
ALEX: Come on, now, baby.
264
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,186
My little fillet.
265
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,480
My little fillet mignon
with a little fat around the edges.
266
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:25,359
I like that. I like a little fat on my steak.
267
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:29,614
My sweet, juicy steak.
You are a rare delicacy.
268
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,450
Alex. Alex. Alex!
269
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,993
What? What?
270
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,995
You suck your thumb?
271
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,163
What is it, Melman?
272
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,166
You know
how I have that bladder infection
273
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,792
and I have to get up every two hours?
274
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:46,339
I got up to pee and looked over at
Marty's pen, which I usually don't do.
275
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,174
I don't know why, but I did. And...
276
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,884
What? What's going on?
277
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,761
It's Marty. He's gone.
278
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,889
Gone! What do you mean, "gone"?
279
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,433
How long has he been working on this?
280
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,186
Marty! Marty!
281
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,854
He wouldn't fit down there.
282
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,689
Marty? Marty! Marty!
283
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,901
This doesn't make any sense.
Where would he go?
284
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,863
- Connecticut!
- He wouldn't.
285
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,658
Oh, no! What are we going to do?
286
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,244
I mean, we got to call somebody!
287
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:20,957
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
288
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,751
Hello? Get me Missing Animals.
And hurry.
289
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:27,296
We've got a lost zebra probably on
the way to Connecticut, and we need...
290
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,548
(ALEX ROARING)
291
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,260
- Hello? Hello?
- Wait a second.
292
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,845
- We can't call the people.
- OFFICER: What the...?
293
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,307
They'll be really mad.
294
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:41,727
It'll get Marty transferred for good.
Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
295
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,020
I know that's right.
296
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,814
- We got to go after him.
- Go after him?
297
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,107
He's not thinking straight.
298
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,485
Let's stop him from making
the biggest mistake of his life.
299
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:53,781
He's probably out there
lost and cold, confused.
300
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,534
Poor little guy.
301
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,828
(STAYIN'ALIVE PLAYING)
302
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,099
Come on.
303
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,435
One of us should wait here
in case he comes back.
304
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,813
Not now. This is an intervention.
We all got to go.
305
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,316
What's the fastest way
to Grand Central?
306
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,192
- You should take Lexington.
- GLORIA: Melman!
307
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,863
- Okay. "We." We should take Lexington.
- ALEX: What about Park?
308
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,532
MELMAN: No, Park goes two ways.
You can't time the lights.
309
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:41,037
I heard Tom Wolfe
is speaking at Lincoln Centre.
310
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:46,459
Well, of course
we're going to throw poo at him.
311
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,136
We should've taken Park.
312
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,638
You sure this is the fastest way
to Grand Central Station?
313
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,557
I don't know! That's what Melman said.
314
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,100
Hey. Hey, you, guys.
315
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:07,188
That room has some nifty little sinks
you can wash up in, and look!
316
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,981
Free mints!
317
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,691
This isn't a field trip.
318
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:13,819
This is an urgent mission to save Marty
from throwing his life away.
319
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:14,945
Now, where's the train?
320
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,155
(TRAIN APPROACHING)
321
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,740
Ah! Here it comes.
322
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,742
(HORN BLARING)
323
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,826
(SCREAMING)
324
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,413
What did Marty say to you?
I asked you to talk to him.
325
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,292
I did! I did! I don't understand.
He said, "Let's go."
326
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:31,379
I said, "Are you crazy?"
He says, "I'm ten years old."
327
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,673
And he has black-and-white stripes,
and so then we sang and...
328
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,841
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
329
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:36,926
(TRAIN DOORS BEEPING)
330
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,849
What you got to do is go straight back
down West 42nd.
331
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,102
- It's on your left after Vanderbilt.
- Okay.
332
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,230
If you hit the Chrysler Building,
you've gone too far.
333
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,232
Thanks a lot, officer.
334
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,819
Hey! Wait for the light.
335
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,405
Freak.
336
00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:00,074
- OFFICER: Did you say "zebra"?
- That's right. A zebra.
337
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,784
Right in front of me.
338
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:03,661
- Can I shoot it?
- Negative.
339
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,288
Then I'm going to need some backup.
340
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,169
(WHIMPERING)
341
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,925
(ROARS)
342
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,803
- Knicks lost again.
- What are you going to do?
343
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,056
Did that say "Grand Central Station"
or "my aunt's constipation"?
344
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,266
This is it.
345
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,187
Grand Central Station.
346
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,982
It's grand and it's central.
347
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,877
ALEX: Move aside.
We have an emergency here.
348
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,879
This is an emergency situation.
349
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:58,799
Hey, hey. Just chill out.
It's not that big of an emergency.
350
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,093
Upstairs, downstairs.
351
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,553
How do you like that?
352
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:07,183
Lady! What is wrong with you?
353
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,434
(ALEX EXCLAIMS)
354
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,561
Get a grip on yourselves, people.
355
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:11,812
You're a bad kitty.
356
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,567
Dagnabbit! I missed the express.
357
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,445
Looks like I'll have to take
the Stamford local.
358
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,363
I got him! I've got him!
359
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:22,448
He's got him!
360
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,700
He's got him! He's got him! He's got...
361
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,744
I got something for you!
362
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,499
MELMAN: I'm okay. I'm okay.
363
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:34,126
Whoa! What are you guys doing here?
364
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:37,880
- I am so glad we found you.
- We were so worried about you.
365
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:41,467
Don't worry, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Look at me. I'm fine.
366
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,345
You're fine? Oh, he's fine. Oh, great.
367
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,306
You hear that? Marty's fine.
That's good to know.
368
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,974
Because I was wondering...
369
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,976
How could you do this to us?
I thought we were your friends!
370
00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,061
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
371
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,146
(STRAINED) What's the big deal?
I was coming back.
372
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,524
Don't ever do this again.
Do you hear me?
373
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:59,235
- Do you hear him?
- Guys, we're running out of time.
374
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,403
Oh, Melman, you broke their clock?
375
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,990
...do this again!
Don't you ever, ever do this again!
376
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,408
GLORIA: Come here.
377
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,079
(WHISTLE SOUNDING)
378
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,708
We've been ratted out, boys.
379
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,961
POLICEMAN: Hold your fire!
380
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:22,925
(HELICOPTERS APPROACHING)
381
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,970
Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly.
382
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,393
If you have any poo, fling it now.
383
00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,438
It's the Man.
384
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,692
Good evening, officers.
385
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:42,194
No. No. No. You don't talk now. Okay?
386
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,029
You're not good
with the "putting words together
387
00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,865
"and their coming out good" thing.
You keep it "shh."
388
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,828
Hey! How you doing? You know what?
Everything's cool.
389
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:54,873
We just had a little situation here.
Little internal situation.
390
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,918
My friend went a little crazy.
Happens to everybody.
391
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,921
The city gets to us all.
Went a little cuckoo in the head.
392
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,715
Don't be calling me cuckoo in the head.
393
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:06,677
Just shush! I will handle this.
394
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,262
Oh! I got him!
395
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,139
Go, go, go! Right here, please.
396
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,474
(IN SHRILL VOICE)
Would you give a guy a break?
397
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:13,684
(EXCLAIMS)
398
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:18,230
We'll take my little friend home and
forget this ever happened. All right?
399
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,734
No harm, no foul, right?
400
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:25,863
Hey, it's cool. It's me, Alex the lion.
From the zoo.
401
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,490
(ROARING)
402
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,745
What's the matter with them?
403
00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:33,996
Ow!
404
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,414
Ow.
405
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,087
(EXCLAIMS)
406
00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:45,674
I feel really, really weird.
407
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,801
Hey...
408
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,220
I love you guys.
409
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:52,973
I love you so much.
410
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,100
(THE CANDYMAN PLAYING)
411
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,119
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
412
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,162
(ALEX GROANING)
413
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:16,497
Last night's dramatic incident
in Grand Central
414
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:20,584
is an example of what animal rights
wackos have been shouting for years:
415
00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:23,629
Animals clearly
don't belong in captivity.
416
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:26,256
They are to be sent back
to their natural habitat,
417
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:30,135
where they will live their lives
in the freedom they desire.
418
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:33,305
- ALEX: Hey. Little help?
- He's awake! He's awake!
419
00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:34,890
WOMAN: Do something!
420
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,601
ALEX: Oh, man.
421
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:48,737
(ALEX GROANS)
422
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,198
ALEX: Oh, my head.
423
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,327
What the...?
424
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:57,830
Wait. Where? What?
425
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:02,334
I'm in a box! Oh, no. No, no!
Not the box.
426
00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:05,421
Oh, no, they can't transfer me. Not me!
427
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:09,049
Oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
428
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,260
Darkness creeping in.
429
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,345
I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
430
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,597
Walls closing in around me.
431
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,017
So alone. So alone.
432
00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:21,854
- Alex! Alex, are you there?
- Marty?
433
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:25,107
- Yeah! Talk to me, buddy.
- Oh, Marty! You're here!
434
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:28,026
- What's going on? You okay?
- This doesn't look good.
435
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:30,320
- Alex, Marty, is that you?
- Gloria!
436
00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:33,532
- You're here too!
- I am loving the sound of your voice.
437
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,659
- What is going on?
- We're all in crates.
438
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:36,994
Oh, no!
439
00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:40,831
- Sleeping just knocks me out.
- Melman!
440
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:41,915
Is that Melman?
441
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:44,668
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. No, I'm fine.
442
00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,421
I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI.
443
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,923
- You're not getting an MRI.
- CAT scan?
444
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:53,385
No CAT scan. It's a transfer.
It's a zoo transfer.
445
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:57,097
Zoo transfer? Oh, no.
No, no, I can't be transferred.
446
00:25:57,181 --> 00:25:59,725
I have an appointment
with Dr. Goldberg at 5:00.
447
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,060
There are prescriptions
that have to be filled.
448
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:04,688
No other zoo
could afford my medical care.
449
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,899
And I am not going HMO.
450
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:09,526
Take it easy, Melman.
It's going to be okay.
451
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:14,281
- We are going to be okizay.
- No, we're not going to be okizay.
452
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,366
Now, because of you, we're ruined!
453
00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:20,287
Because of me?
I fail to see how this is my fault.
454
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:23,582
- You're kidding, right, Marty?
- You. You ticked off the people.
455
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:26,251
You bit the hand, Marty.
You bit the hand.
456
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,170
"I don't know who I am.
457
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,756
"I got to go find myself in the wild."
Oh, please.
458
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:34,092
I did not ask you to come after me,
did I?
459
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,761
He does have a point.
460
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:39,097
I did say we should stay at the zoo,
but you guys...
461
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:40,682
ALEX: Melman, just shut it.
462
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,935
You suggested this idea to him
in the first place.
463
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,479
GLORIA: Leave Melman out of this.
MELMAN: Thank you, Gloria.
464
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:47,731
MELMAN: Besides, it's not my fault
that we were transferred.
465
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:51,235
GLORIA: Melman, shut it.
Does anybody feel nauseous?
466
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,569
MELMAN: I feel nauseous.
467
00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,655
ALEX: Melman,
you always feel nauseous.
468
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,448
(SHIP HORN BLARING)
469
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:01,995
Progress report.
470
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,165
It's an older code, Skipper.
I can't make it out.
471
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:07,209
You, higher mammal.
472
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,961
Can you read?
473
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:12,047
No. Phil can read, though. Phil.
474
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:19,471
Ship to Kenya.
475
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,099
Wildlife preserve.
476
00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,225
Africa!
477
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,019
Africa? That ain't going to fly. Rico.
478
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:27,729
(GAGGING)
479
00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:33,277
(WHISTLING)
480
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,073
(THUDDING)
481
00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:00,637
(I SECOND THATEMOTION
PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
482
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:08,312
(CAPTAIN EXCLAIMS)
483
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:09,354
(MUG SHATTERS)
484
00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,690
I was the star
in the greatest city on Earth.
485
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:14,192
- GLORIA: Guys, listen.
- A king. Loved by my people.
486
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,987
- GLORIA: Let's be civil.
- And you've ruined everything!
487
00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,071
"Loved"?
488
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:22,451
If the people loved you, it's only
because they didn't know the real you!
489
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,704
Don't make me come up there.
I'll whoop both of y'all.
490
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,831
I thought I knew the real you!
491
00:28:27,915 --> 00:28:31,543
ALEX: Your black-and-white stripes, they
cancel each other out. You're nothing!
492
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:33,545
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
493
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,256
GLORIA:
You're not helping the situation.
494
00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:38,133
Status.
495
00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:41,386
It's no good. I don't know the codes.
496
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:45,015
Don't give me excuses. Give me results!
Navigation.
497
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,854
All right. Let me think.
498
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:52,022
And shut him up!
499
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:53,148
(MOANING)
500
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:58,654
- I did it!
- Let's get this tin can turned around.
501
00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:00,530
(ALARM SOUNDING)
502
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,449
(SIREN WAILING)
503
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,588
(ALL EXCLAIM)
504
00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:23,345
Whoa!
505
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:26,682
Guys?
506
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:28,976
Oh, no.
507
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,268
Gloria!
508
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:31,603
Melman!
509
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:32,896
Marty!
510
00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:35,357
MARTY: Alex!
511
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,609
Marty?
512
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,945
MARTY: Alex!
513
00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:41,071
Marty!
514
00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:44,032
No, wait. Come back, Marty!
515
00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:46,410
Don't go.
516
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,050
(THUDDING)
517
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:23,196
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
518
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,449
(BIRDS SQUAWKING)
519
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,075
(SCREAMS)
520
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,582
Marty?
521
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,126
Melman?
522
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:38,712
Gloria?
523
00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:46,178
Marty? Melman? Gloria?
524
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:49,806
Marty!
525
00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:50,891
(EXCLAIMS)
526
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,894
Melman! Gloria!
527
00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:55,187
(EXCLAIMS)
528
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:57,689
Hey, anyone! Hello!
529
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,863
Marty, Melman, Gloria.
530
00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:09,493
Gloria, Melman, Marty.
Marty, Gelman, Gloria. Marty, Melman.
531
00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:12,204
Morty, Morty, Gelman. Regis. Kelly.
532
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:14,206
Matt, Katie, Al.
533
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,749
(SHOUTING)
534
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,919
(MELMAN EXCLAIMING)
535
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,713
Get me out of this thing.
Somebody. Hello?
536
00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:25,133
Get me out of this thing right now!
537
00:31:25,675 --> 00:31:27,385
Hello? Somebody?
538
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:29,096
Melman!
539
00:31:29,179 --> 00:31:31,389
Alex? Is that you?
540
00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:34,851
Melman, I got you. Hang on! Hang on.
I got you.
541
00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:42,776
Melman! I got you, buddy.
542
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,153
Ow!
543
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:51,159
Wait a sec, Melman. Wait right there.
544
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:55,080
- What are you doing?
- I'm getting you out of the box.
545
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,791
- Relax.
- Alex?
546
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,336
Giraffe, corner pocket!
547
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:03,588
ALEX: Here goes nothing!
548
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:06,424
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Hold still!
549
00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:07,843
- Wait, Alex.
- Hold still.
550
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,970
- No, come on.
- Here I come!
551
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:11,888
Look! Look! Look! Look!
552
00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:15,058
It's Gloria. It's Gloria!
553
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:18,562
Oh, hey, it is Gloria.
554
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:19,771
Oh, my...
555
00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,231
Gloria!
556
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,111
(ALEX EXCLAIMS)
557
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:27,195
(SCREAMS)
558
00:32:30,657 --> 00:32:31,908
Gloria!
559
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,248
Alrighty, boys, fun's over.
560
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:39,374
ALEX: Gloria!
561
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,917
Alex!
562
00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:42,419
(EXCLAIMING)
563
00:32:43,753 --> 00:32:45,380
- Marty?
- Marty!
564
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:49,801
Yeah! All right! That's right!
565
00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:53,471
Left! Left! Left. No, no, your left!
Your left! Your left!
566
00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:54,723
(MARTY WHOOPING)
567
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,474
Right here's good.
568
00:32:56,558 --> 00:33:00,604
I don't have anything on me right now.
I'll have to get you later.
569
00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:02,063
(CLICKING)
570
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:04,357
(CLICKING)
571
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:05,901
To you too.
572
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,363
Marty! Marty!
573
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,991
(CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME PLAYING)
574
00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:15,076
Alex!
575
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:21,041
- Marty!
- Alex!
576
00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:23,960
- Marty!
- Al!
577
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,504
Marty!
578
00:33:26,588 --> 00:33:28,340
Alex?
579
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,091
Marty!
580
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,429
Oh, sugar, honey, ice tea.
581
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,513
Martin!
582
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,224
- Hold up!
- I'm going to kill you!
583
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:40,101
- Come here! Don't run away from me!
- Calm down!
584
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:44,189
If you keep running,
I'm going to just kill you more!
585
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,899
Oh, look at us.
586
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:49,319
We're all here together.
Safe and sound.
587
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:51,404
Yeah, here we are.
588
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:55,033
Where exactly is "here"?
589
00:34:07,963 --> 00:34:11,299
- San Diego.
- San Diego?
590
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,884
White sandy beaches,
591
00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:17,097
cleverly simulated natural environment,
wide-open enclosures.
592
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:20,475
I'm telling you,
this could be the San Diego Zoo.
593
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:22,352
Complete with fake rocks.
594
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,229
Wow, that looks real.
595
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:28,566
San Diego?
What could be worse than San Diego?
596
00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:31,611
I don't know.
This place is crackalacking!
597
00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:35,240
Oh, I could hang here.
I could hang here.
598
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:37,284
- I'll kill you!
- Take it easy!
599
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:38,576
- Strangle you!
- Calm down.
600
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,705
Then bury you, dig you up,
clone you and kill your clones.
601
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:44,582
- 20-second timeout.
- I'll never talk to you again.
602
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:47,127
Now, look.
We're just going to find the people,
603
00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:51,214
get checked in
and have this mess straightened out.
604
00:34:53,174 --> 00:34:55,593
Oh, great. This is just great. San Diego.
605
00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:59,472
Now I'll have to compete with Shamu
and his smug little grin.
606
00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,641
I can't top that. Can't top it.
607
00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:05,312
I'm ruined! I'm done.
I'm out of the business.
608
00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:08,648
It's your fault, Marty! You've ruined me.
609
00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:13,862
Come on, Alex. Do you honestly think
I intended all of this to happen?
610
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,865
You want me to say that I'm sorry?
Is that what you want?
611
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:17,949
Okay, I'm...
612
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,117
(SHUSHING)
613
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,410
He just shushed me.
614
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:24,122
Marty, look, you've got to be
just a little bit more und...
615
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:28,001
- Don't you shush me.
- Do you hear that? Don't you hear that?
616
00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,545
(DRUMS BEATING IN THE DISTANCE)
617
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,673
- I hear it now.
- Where there's music, there's people.
618
00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:36,468
- Go to the head honcho.
- A sidewalk would be nice.
619
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:38,219
GLORIA: Yeah, what a dump.
620
00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,347
ALEX: They should call it
the San Di-lame-o Zoo.
621
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:45,727
First they tell you, "We got this great
open plan thing. Let animals run wild."
622
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:49,272
Next thing, flowers in your hair,
everybody's hugging everybody.
623
00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:52,942
This place kind of grows on you.
This way, guys! Come on!
624
00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:55,236
(EXCLAIMING)
625
00:35:57,947 --> 00:35:58,948
(EXCLAIMS)
626
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:00,658
Ahh!
627
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:02,202
What the...?
628
00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:10,293
Ooh!
629
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:12,879
Oh, no!
630
00:36:20,261 --> 00:36:23,348
Okay, let's make a good impression
on the people.
631
00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:26,518
Smiles, everyone. Let's get it together.
632
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,813
- Is that the best you can do?
- Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas.
633
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:32,357
Well, great. Let's make gas look good.
634
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,567
(CHEERING)
635
00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:42,659
- Wow!
- It's not people. It's animals.
636
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,120
California animals. Dude.
637
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,664
This is like a Puffy party.
638
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:51,209
(SINGING) I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
639
00:36:51,292 --> 00:36:53,128
- Ya like to
- Move it
640
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,589
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
641
00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:58,425
I like to move it, move it
642
00:36:58,508 --> 00:37:00,427
- Ya like to
- Move it
643
00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:03,888
I like to move it, move it
You like to move it, move it
644
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,807
She like to move it, move it
645
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,809
- He like to
- Move it
646
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:10,186
All girls all over the world
647
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:13,565
Original King Julien 'pon yer case, man
648
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:17,068
I love how all the girls
that love to move their body
649
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,778
When ya move your body, ya do
650
00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:22,407
Move it nice and sweet and sassy,
all right
651
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:23,825
What kind of zoo is this?
652
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:27,412
I just saw 26
blatant health code violations.
653
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,457
I'm loving San Diego.
This place is off the chizain.
654
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,041
Twenty-seven.
655
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,295
(SINGING) Woman, physically fit,
physically fit
656
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,923
Physically, physically, physically fit
Woman, physically fit, physically fit
657
00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:41,551
We should've brought chips and dip.
658
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,052
Wait.
659
00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:46,931
Where's Alex? What happened to him?
He was right behind us. Wasn't he?
660
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,893
I don't know where he's at, but he's
missing one heck of a party.
661
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,686
The foosa!
662
00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,104
The foosa!
663
00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:56,149
The foosa are attacking!
Run for your lives!
664
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:59,360
(ALL CLAMOURING)
665
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,700
- Foosa hungry.
- Foosa eat.
666
00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:07,494
ALEX: Ew!
667
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,996
I hate spiderwebs.
668
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,040
Yeah, thanks a lot, guys.
669
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:15,126
Thanks for waiting up.
Really appreciate it.
670
00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:22,008
Hey, hi. We just got in from New York,
and we're looking for a supervisor.
671
00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:25,428
Because we've been sitting
on that beach back there for hours,
672
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:27,847
and nobody's even bothered to show up.
673
00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:31,434
I don't know how things
are normally run around here,
674
00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:34,395
but there's been some sort
of major screwup, which is cool.
675
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:38,399
So if you could point us towards
the administrative offices, we'll...
676
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,068
Well, howdy-do.
677
00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,528
(SCREAMING)
678
00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,906
(ROARING)
679
00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:49,953
Spider! Spider! Spider on my back!
680
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:53,831
- Maurice, did you see that?
- He scared the foosa away.
681
00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:58,461
MARTY: Come on, Gloria. Get it.
682
00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:00,672
Get it! Get it! Get it!
683
00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,675
MELMAN: That's it! Smack it!
ALEX: Get it, get it!
684
00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,677
MELMAN:
Whip it! Whip it good! Where'd it go?
685
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,847
King Julien, what are they?
What are they?
686
00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:14,894
They are aliens.
Savage aliens from the savage future.
687
00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:16,479
They've come to kill us.
688
00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:18,940
And take our women.
And our precious metals.
689
00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,024
(SOBBING)
690
00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:24,320
Get up, Mort.
Do not be near the king's feet, okay?
691
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:25,488
(SHUSHING)
692
00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:29,033
We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone.
Including me.
693
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:31,995
Who's making that noise?
Oh, it's me again.
694
00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:34,038
There it is! Get it! Come on, Gloria!
695
00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:37,375
- Enough! Enough with the stick.
- I think she got it.
696
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:40,003
Is it still on me? I hate spiders.
697
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,380
It's okay. It's gone.
698
00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:44,382
They are savages.
699
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,259
Tonight we die.
700
00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:49,679
The feet. I told you... I told you to...
I told every...
701
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:52,015
Didn't I tell him about the feet?
702
00:39:52,098 --> 00:39:54,434
He did tell you about the feet.
703
00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:59,314
- Wait. I have a plan.
- Really?
704
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:04,736
I have devised a cunning test
to see whether these are savage killers.
705
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:07,864
(MORT EXCLAIMS)
706
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,202
Hi there.
707
00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:16,956
You let me handle it. Alex handles it.
Marty does nothing.
708
00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:24,130
Hi there.
709
00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:26,799
(WHIMPERING)
710
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,677
Oh, jeez. Sorry.
711
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:34,015
- Oh, Alex, what'd you do?
- Stop. Stop. It's okay. It's okay.
712
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:36,768
I'm just a silly... Just a silly lion.
Oh, jeez!
713
00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:38,478
(MORT CRYING HYSTERICALLY)
714
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,524
- Alex!
- Oh, you poor little baby.
715
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:46,527
Did that big mean lion scare you?
716
00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:50,990
He did?
He's a big, bad old puddy tat, isn't he?
717
00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:53,826
Come on. Mama'll hold you.
Look at you.
718
00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:56,204
They are so cute
from a reasonable distance.
719
00:40:56,329 --> 00:41:01,376
Aren't you the sweetest little thing.
I just want to dunk him in my coffee.
720
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,170
They're just a bunch of pansies.
721
00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:05,463
I don't know.
722
00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:08,341
There's something about that one
with the crazy hairdo
723
00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:10,593
that I find suspicious.
724
00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:12,428
Nonsense, Maurice.
725
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:16,015
Come on, everybody.
Let's go and meet the pansies!
726
00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:17,767
(CHEERING)
727
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:26,442
(HORN BLARING)
728
00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:31,280
Presenting your royal highness,
our illustrious King Julien XIII,
729
00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:35,410
self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs,
et cetera. Hooray, everybody.
730
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,751
He's got style.
731
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:53,261
What is he, like,
king of the guinea pigs?
732
00:41:54,971 --> 00:41:56,389
I think it's a squirrel.
733
00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:59,767
Welcome, giant pansies.
734
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,478
Please feel free to bask in my glow.
735
00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:04,355
- Definitely a squirrel.
- Yep. Squirrel.
736
00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:09,694
We thank you with enormous gratitude
for chasing away the foosa.
737
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,612
- The "whossa"?
- The foosa.
738
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:15,575
They annoy us by trespassing,
interrupting our parties
739
00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:17,118
- and ripping our limbs off.
- Good.
740
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:20,496
We're just trying to find out
where the people are, so...
741
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:22,957
What big teeth you have. Man!
742
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,667
Shame on you, Maurice.
743
00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:27,962
Can you not see
that you have insulted the freak?
744
00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:30,339
You must tell me,
who the heck are you?
745
00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:34,302
I'm Alex. The Alex.
And this is Gloria, Marty and Melman.
746
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:36,679
And just where are you giants from?
747
00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:37,889
Hmm?
748
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:40,057
We're from New York and...
749
00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:45,188
- All hail the New York giants!
- ALL: New York giants!
750
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,484
Is this
some sort of inbreeding programme?
751
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,653
I say we just got to ask these bozos
where the people are.
752
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:56,824
Excuse me.
We bozos have the people, of course.
753
00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,951
Hey, the bozos have the people.
754
00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:02,288
Oh, well, great. Good. Phew.
755
00:43:03,039 --> 00:43:04,499
They're up there.
756
00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:11,756
Don't you love the people?
Not a very lively bunch, though.
757
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,299
Oh. Wow.
758
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:17,053
So do you have any live people?
759
00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:19,430
No. Only dead ones.
760
00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:22,266
I mean,
if we had a lot of live people here,
761
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:26,145
it wouldn't be called the wild, would it?
762
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:28,022
- The wild?
- Whoa.
763
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:30,608
Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket.
764
00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:31,818
You mean, like,
765
00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:36,572
the "live in a mud hut,
wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?
766
00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:39,200
- Who wipes?
- Oy vey.
767
00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:41,035
- Oy vey!
- Oy vey, everybody!
768
00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:43,120
ALL: Oy vey!
769
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:45,540
Could you excuse me for a moment?
770
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:53,506
Get me out of here!
We got to get out of here!
771
00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:56,259
- Help!
- What are you doing?
772
00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:58,386
I'm swimming back to New York.
773
00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,264
I know my chances are slim,
but I have to try!
774
00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:04,976
- You can't swim!
- I said my chances are slim!
775
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:10,064
MELMAN: Nature! It's all over me!
Get it off! I can't see! I can't see!
776
00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,276
I can see!
777
00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:14,610
(SCREAMS)
778
00:44:14,694 --> 00:44:17,905
Look. There's obviously
just been a little mistake.
779
00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:20,408
The people didn't dump us here
on purpose.
780
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:24,579
As soon as they realise what happened,
they'll come looking for us, right?
781
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:25,872
Yeah, right.
782
00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:30,084
(SINGING) I don't know the words
But we're born free
783
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:33,504
You know something?
I bet they're already on their way.
784
00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:34,589
(GASPING)
785
00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:44,181
Well, boys, it's going to be
ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
786
00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:48,811
Rico.
787
00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:55,776
Well, since I'm doomed to die
on this forsaken island,
788
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:58,195
I, Melman Mankiewicz,
789
00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:01,657
being of sound mind and unsound body,
790
00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:05,411
have divided my estate equally
among the three of you.
791
00:45:06,203 --> 00:45:07,204
Oh...
792
00:45:07,288 --> 00:45:08,331
Sorry, Alex.
793
00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:13,127
Hey! A latrine. Nice work, Melman.
Outdoor plumbing.
794
00:45:13,210 --> 00:45:16,672
No, it's not a latrine. It's a grave.
795
00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:19,300
You sent Melman to his grave.
Are you happy?
796
00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:20,843
Come on.
797
00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:24,263
This isn't the end.
This is a whole new beginning.
798
00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:26,557
This could be the best that's happened.
799
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:31,103
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No. No.
800
00:45:31,187 --> 00:45:33,064
This is not the best thing
that's happened to us.
801
00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:35,566
You abused the power
of the birthday wish
802
00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:37,526
and brought bad luck on all of us.
803
00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:40,029
Why'd you tell your wish?
You're not supposed to.
804
00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:42,990
I didn't want to tell you. Remember?
805
00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:46,077
- You guys made me tell you.
- Oh, okay.
806
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,997
Besides, this isn't bad luck.
This is good luck.
807
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:53,084
Look around.
There's no fences, no schedules.
808
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:55,419
This place is beautiful.
Baby, we were born...
809
00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:58,005
Okay. Okay. I've had enough of this.
810
00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:02,969
This is your side of the island,
and this is our side of the island.
811
00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:05,805
That is the bad side,
where you can prance and skip
812
00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:09,308
like a magical pixie horse
and do whatever the heck you want.
813
00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:12,103
This is the good side
for those who love New York
814
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:13,145
and care about going home.
815
00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:16,565
- Come on.
- No, no. Back! Back!
816
00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:18,192
You know what? This isn't good.
817
00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:22,655
Okay! You all have your side,
and I'll have mine.
818
00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:25,199
And if you need me, I'll be over here,
819
00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:29,286
on the fun side of the island,
having a good old time.
820
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:30,830
This is the fun side,
821
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:34,166
where we'll have a great time surviving
until we go home.
822
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,836
- A yabbadabbado old time!
- This side's the best.
823
00:46:36,919 --> 00:46:38,295
That side stinks!
824
00:46:38,379 --> 00:46:40,965
You're on the Jersey side
of this cesspool!
825
00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:43,092
- MARTY: Wilma!
- Now what do we do?
826
00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:45,553
Don't worry.
I have a plan to get us rescued.
827
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:51,767
Can't wait to see the look
on Marty's face when he sees this.
828
00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:58,566
Just look at him.
He's helpless without us.
829
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:09,827
Shut up, Spalding.
830
00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:20,588
I've been standing here for hours, man.
How long do I have to pose like this?
831
00:47:21,589 --> 00:47:24,008
She is finito.
832
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:28,721
I defy any rescue boat
within a million miles
833
00:47:28,804 --> 00:47:31,057
to miss this baby.
834
00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:35,019
When the moment is right,
we will ignite the beacon of liberty
835
00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:38,939
and be rescued
from this awful nightmare!
836
00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:41,692
What do you think? Pretty cool, huh?
837
00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:45,071
- How's the liberty fire going, Melman?
- Great. Idiot.
838
00:47:45,154 --> 00:47:46,655
I heard that.
839
00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:49,742
Why can't we just borrow
some of Marty's fire?
840
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:51,994
That's wild fire.
841
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:55,039
We're not using wild fire
on Lady Liberty.
842
00:47:55,122 --> 00:47:57,500
- Now, rub, Melman.
- I've been doing...
843
00:47:57,583 --> 00:48:02,088
I can't. I can't. I can't do it.
I ju... I can't do it!
844
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:04,799
Fire.
845
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:07,259
Fire.
846
00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:10,554
Fire! Fire!
847
00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:15,893
Oh, my.
848
00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:17,394
Fire!
849
00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:19,063
Not yet! No, no! No!
850
00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,981
Fire!
851
00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:22,483
GLORIA: Melman, hold still!
852
00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:25,152
Jump! Alex, jump!
853
00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:28,280
Don't worry, cats always land on their...
854
00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:31,408
Face? Man, what kind of cat are you?
855
00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:42,044
You maniac!
856
00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:46,340
You burnt it up! Darn you!
857
00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:49,635
Darn you all to heck!
858
00:48:50,469 --> 00:48:52,096
Can we go to the fun side now?
859
00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:56,684
MAURICE: Everybody, calm down.
Come on. Into your chairs.
860
00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:59,687
Everybody, calm down. Let go of his tail.
861
00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:02,106
Separate those two, would you, please?
862
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:03,983
You here, you there. Everyone...
863
00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,695
Calm down, people, okay?
864
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:11,824
Now, presenting your royal highness,
the illustrious blah, blah, blah.
865
00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:15,161
You know, et cetera, et cetera. Hooray.
Let's go.
866
00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:16,954
Now, everybody,
867
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:21,876
we all have great curiosity
about our guests, the New York giants.
868
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,711
- Yes, Willie?
- I like them.
869
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:28,215
I like them. I liked them first.
Before I even met them I liked them.
870
00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,842
I liked them right away.
871
00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:31,385
You hate them
compared to how much I like them.
872
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:33,804
Oh, shut up. You're so annoying!
873
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:38,142
Now, for as long as we can remember,
874
00:49:38,225 --> 00:49:42,771
we have been attacked
and eaten by the dreaded foosa.
875
00:49:42,855 --> 00:49:45,566
The foosa! The foosa are attacking!
876
00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:47,735
(ALL CLAMOURING)
877
00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:51,655
It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!
878
00:49:51,739 --> 00:49:53,324
Please. Maurice.
879
00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:54,408
(BELL RINGING)
880
00:49:54,491 --> 00:49:56,493
Quiet!
881
00:49:56,577 --> 00:50:00,414
Come on, y'all. They're not attacking us
this very instant.
882
00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:01,999
(ALL SIGHING)
883
00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:05,502
So my genius plan is this:
884
00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:11,008
We will make the New York giants
our friends and keep them close.
885
00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:16,180
Then, with Mr. Alex protecting us,
we will be safe
886
00:50:16,263 --> 00:50:21,101
and never have to worry
about the dreaded foosa ever again.
887
00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:27,274
I thought of that. I thought of that.
Yes. Me. I did.
888
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:30,569
Hold on, everybody. Hold on.
I'm just thinking now.
889
00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:33,864
I mean,
does anyone wonder why the foosa
890
00:50:33,948 --> 00:50:36,325
were so scared of Mr. Alex?
891
00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:39,536
I mean,
maybe we should be scared too.
892
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:42,790
What if Mr. Alex
is even worse than the foosa?
893
00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:43,958
(ALL GASPING)
894
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:47,503
I tell you, that dude
just gives me the heebiedabajeebies.
895
00:50:47,586 --> 00:50:50,214
Maurice, you did not raise your hand.
896
00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:54,009
Therefore, your heinous comment
will be stricken from the record.
897
00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:58,347
Does anyone else
have the heebie-jeebies?
898
00:50:58,430 --> 00:51:00,599
No? Good. So shut up.
899
00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:04,144
JULIEN:
When the New York giants wake up,
900
00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:09,525
we will make sure
that they wake up in paradise.
901
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:11,277
(JULIEN LAUGHING)
902
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,445
Now, who would like a cookie?
903
00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:15,072
(ALL SHOUTING)
904
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:42,099
Yo, Al. Melman and Gloria
are over there having a good time.
905
00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:45,728
There's room on the fun side
for one more.
906
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:47,438
No, thanks.
907
00:51:47,521 --> 00:51:51,608
Look, I've been thinking.
Maybe if you gave this place a chance,
908
00:51:51,692 --> 00:51:54,695
I don't know,
you might even enjoy yourself.
909
00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:57,781
Marty, I'm tired. I'm hungry.
910
00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:00,326
I just want to go home.
911
00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:04,830
Could you just give it a chance?
Think about it.
912
00:52:06,415 --> 00:52:09,335
It really isn't the fun side without you.
913
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,513
(ALL LAUGHING)
914
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:26,769
MELMAN: I know. And then...
915
00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:29,480
(SHUSHING)
916
00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:31,732
MELMAN: It's him.
MARTY: Who is it?
917
00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:35,486
It's the pizza man.
Who the heck do you think it is?
918
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:38,197
Yes? Can I help you?
919
00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:41,158
Can I come to the fun side?
920
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:45,037
Beg your pardon?
921
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,373
You know, I've been kind of a jerk.
922
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:53,253
But I've been thinking
about what you said, and I'm sorry.
923
00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:04,848
Welcome to Casa del Wild.
Take a load off.
924
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:06,725
Hey, hey, wipe your feet.
925
00:53:11,939 --> 00:53:15,359
- Alex!
- Mi casa is su casa.
926
00:53:23,075 --> 00:53:24,326
Very impressive.
927
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:27,079
Hey, have a drink. It's on the house.
928
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:30,958
This is seawater.
929
00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:33,335
Oh, you don't swallow it.
930
00:53:33,419 --> 00:53:35,587
It's just temporary
till the plumbing's done.
931
00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:37,798
Hey, y'all look hungry.
932
00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:41,468
How would you like
some of nature's goodness?
933
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:44,179
You have food?
934
00:53:44,263 --> 00:53:47,182
The Fun Side Special, coming up.
935
00:53:47,808 --> 00:53:49,810
Seaweed on a stick.
936
00:53:50,352 --> 00:53:51,353
Seaweed?
937
00:53:51,854 --> 00:53:54,731
On a stick. Don't love it till you try it.
938
00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:04,658
That's unbelievable.
939
00:54:05,784 --> 00:54:08,370
- So good.
- Well, thanks.
940
00:54:08,454 --> 00:54:11,331
It does kind of hit the spot, doesn't it?
941
00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:14,877
Well, maybe it could use a little lemon.
942
00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:18,380
(GROANING)
943
00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:23,135
No, it's great. It's really great.
Doesn't get any better than this.
944
00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:25,012
Oh, but it does.
945
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:27,347
Check this out.
946
00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:36,607
Wow. Would you look at that.
947
00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:41,195
ALEX: It's like billions and billions
of helicopters.
948
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,697
It's a shooting star. Make a wish. Quick!
949
00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:46,783
How about a thick, juicy steak?
950
00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:48,285
MARTY: You know what, Alex?
951
00:54:48,368 --> 00:54:53,248
I promise you I'm going to find you
a steak tomorrow if it kills me.
952
00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:54,750
Thanks, Marty.
953
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:57,294
MELMAN:
It is getting late. I guess I'm going to...
954
00:54:57,377 --> 00:54:58,462
(MELMAN SNORING)
955
00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:00,130
GLORIA:
I think I'm going to hit the sack too.
956
00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:02,216
Sweet dreams, everyone.
957
00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:33,914
MARTY: Alex.
958
00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:45,926
What are you doing?
959
00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:51,348
Twenty-seven, 28, 29.
Thirty black and only 29 white.
960
00:55:51,431 --> 00:55:53,767
Looks like
you're black with white stripes after all.
961
00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:56,019
Dilemma solved. Good night.
962
00:55:56,228 --> 00:55:58,105
(IMITATING SNORING)
963
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:09,908
You see, Maurice,
Mr. Alex was grooming his friend.
964
00:56:09,992 --> 00:56:13,412
He is clearly a tender, loving thing.
965
00:56:13,495 --> 00:56:16,081
How can you have the heebie-jeebies
for Mr. Alex?
966
00:56:16,164 --> 00:56:19,751
Look at him. He's so cute and plushy.
967
00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:22,629
I don't think he was grooming him.
968
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:25,090
Look more like
he was tasting him to me.
969
00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:28,385
Suit yourself, no matter. I don't care.
970
00:56:28,468 --> 00:56:32,556
Soon we will
put my excellent plan to action.
971
00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:38,979
All we have to do is wait
until they are deep in their sleep.
972
00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:47,529
How long is this going to take?
973
00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:15,349
Well, this sucks!
974
00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:19,353
JULIEN: Wake up, Mr. Alex.
975
00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:22,898
Wake up, Mr. Alex.
976
00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:25,609
Rise and shining.
977
00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:28,945
Wakey-waking, Mr. Alex!
978
00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:31,198
Wake up! Alex!
979
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:32,824
You suck your thumb?
980
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,951
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
981
00:57:35,702 --> 00:57:37,996
Where are we?
What the heck is going on?
982
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,748
JULIEN:
What do you think? Take it easy.
983
00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:43,251
- Who built a forest?
- Don't be alarmed, giant freaks.
984
00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:44,544
While you were asleep,
985
00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:48,924
we simply took you
to our little corner of heaven.
986
00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:51,385
Welcome to Madagascar.
987
00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:53,762
- Mada-who-ah?
- What?
988
00:57:53,845 --> 00:57:56,223
JULIEN: No, not whooha. Ascar.
989
00:58:03,939 --> 00:58:05,482
Marty. It's...
990
00:58:05,565 --> 00:58:08,151
Just like my mural back at the zoo.
991
00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:12,322
Oh, no, fella,
that is the real deal right there.
992
00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:14,658
Look at that, that's not a bad view.
993
00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:18,704
That's the thing that you were always
looking at, but it's actually there.
994
00:58:18,787 --> 00:58:21,998
- That's the real version of...
- How about once around the park?
995
00:58:22,082 --> 00:58:25,502
Let's get our blood pumping,
lungs breathing this fresh air.
996
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:27,170
Who's with me?
997
00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:29,506
Naw. I don't think I could... You're it!
998
00:58:29,589 --> 00:58:31,633
Hey! Want to play around?
999
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:34,928
MARTY: Got you there!
1000
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:36,513
ALEX: Come here!
1001
00:58:36,596 --> 00:58:37,806
MARTY: You're it.
1002
00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:40,892
MARTY:
Hey, stop that! Hey, you're crazy!
1003
00:58:40,976 --> 00:58:46,356
Okay, Marty, I'm it. I'm it. I'm it. You win.
1004
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,067
Come on, Alex, get in the groove.
1005
00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:50,861
I haven't eaten in two days.
1006
00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:53,864
My blood sugar's real low.
I just don't have the energy.
1007
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:55,574
I don't think that's your problem.
1008
00:58:55,657 --> 00:58:58,535
First of all,
that's not how you run in the wild.
1009
00:58:58,618 --> 00:59:02,873
Let's go. Put the rubber to the road!
You just have to let out that inner lion.
1010
00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:06,251
- Now, who's the cat?
- Marty, I really don't...
1011
00:59:06,334 --> 00:59:09,546
You are, that's who. Come on!
Here we go!
1012
00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:12,424
That's it. Let's build up some steam!
You the cat.
1013
00:59:12,507 --> 00:59:13,967
- Who's the cat?
- You the cat.
1014
00:59:14,050 --> 00:59:15,469
- Who's the cat?
- You the cat.
1015
00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:19,055
Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
1016
00:59:19,139 --> 00:59:23,268
Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
Who's the cat? Who's the cat?
1017
00:59:25,145 --> 00:59:26,646
I'm the cat!
1018
00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:34,196
Surprise!
1019
00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:38,408
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1020
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:45,248
You're it. You're it!
Can't juke the cat. Cat's too quick.
1021
00:59:46,792 --> 00:59:48,418
(ALEX EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
1022
00:59:48,502 --> 00:59:53,548
I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye
on the fly from the deli in the sky!
1023
00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:54,633
(GROWLS)
1024
00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:57,636
- Let's go wild!
- Now you're talking!
1025
00:59:59,971 --> 01:00:01,765
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
1026
01:00:03,642 --> 01:00:04,768
(ALEX EXCLAIMS)
1027
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:07,771
Man! I feel different.
1028
01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:10,899
Noogie, noogie, noogie.
Noogie, noogie, noogie!
1029
01:00:12,651 --> 01:00:14,778
ALEX: Kind of charged up or something.
1030
01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:17,572
- Like you said, baby, it's...
- Crackalacking.
1031
01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:21,493
- Ain't that right, Melman?
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1032
01:00:21,576 --> 01:00:23,203
(ALEX HUMMING)
1033
01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:26,164
I'm in heaven.
1034
01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:31,127
You see, Maurice, Alex is now our friend
and the foosas are nowhere to be seen.
1035
01:00:31,211 --> 01:00:37,801
It could be said that my plan is working
in a very good working kind of way.
1036
01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,345
Alex. You got to try some of this.
1037
01:00:42,389 --> 01:00:45,016
I feel good. Feel like a king again.
1038
01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:46,977
King?
1039
01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:49,479
You should see his act.
1040
01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:52,649
Come on, Alex, why don't you
show him some of your act?
1041
01:00:52,732 --> 01:00:55,819
Oh. No,
I really don't think I could... Okay.
1042
01:00:55,902 --> 01:00:58,905
Ladies and gentlemen.
Primates of all ages.
1043
01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:01,324
The wild proudly presents:
1044
01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:03,076
The king.
1045
01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:05,579
Alex the lion!
1046
01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:08,373
E flat, fellas.
1047
01:01:17,549 --> 01:01:20,176
Yeah! The king is in the house!
1048
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:22,512
See, if he is the king,
then where is his crown?
1049
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:23,930
I've got a crown.
1050
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:27,350
Got a very nice one.
And it's here on my head.
1051
01:01:27,434 --> 01:01:29,644
Look at it. Have I got it on?
1052
01:01:35,483 --> 01:01:37,527
Do the roar, man. Do the roar.
1053
01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:39,487
(ROARING LOUDLY)
1054
01:01:42,824 --> 01:01:46,036
Wow. I've never heard that one before.
1055
01:01:46,119 --> 01:01:48,496
Yeah! Go wild, man! Come on!
1056
01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:51,708
MARTY: Break out the wave!
1057
01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:08,725
(IMITATING ROAR)
1058
01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:20,362
Excuse me.
1059
01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:22,656
You're biting my butt.
1060
01:02:24,908 --> 01:02:27,035
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
1061
01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:31,289
- GLORIA: What did you do?
- You just bit me!
1062
01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:33,416
No. I didn't. Did I?
1063
01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,251
- You kind of did.
- He just bit me on the butt!
1064
01:02:35,335 --> 01:02:37,754
What the heck is wrong with you?
1065
01:02:37,879 --> 01:02:39,255
Oh... Uh...
1066
01:02:39,339 --> 01:02:40,382
Why'd you bite me?
1067
01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:43,301
- Man, it's because you are his dinner.
- MELMAN: What?
1068
01:02:43,385 --> 01:02:45,637
- Excuse me?
- MELMAN: That's dumb.
1069
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:50,100
Come, come, Maurice. What is a simple
bite on the buttocks among friends?
1070
01:02:50,183 --> 01:02:52,102
Here, give me a nibble.
1071
01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:55,939
The party is over, Julien.
Your brilliant plan has failed.
1072
01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,649
What are you talking about?
1073
01:02:57,732 --> 01:02:59,484
Your friend here is what we call
1074
01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:02,654
a deluxe-model hunting
and eating machine.
1075
01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:06,199
And he eats steak, which is you.
1076
01:03:06,282 --> 01:03:10,870
- Get out of here.
- Okey-dokey, Maurice, I admit it.
1077
01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:12,539
The plan failed.
1078
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:15,750
All is lost! We're all doomed.
1079
01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:20,755
The foosas will come back and
gobble us with their mouths because
1080
01:03:20,839 --> 01:03:23,425
we are all steak.
1081
01:03:23,508 --> 01:03:24,884
I'm steak! Me, me, me!
1082
01:03:24,968 --> 01:03:27,178
Mr. Alex cannot stay here.
1083
01:03:27,262 --> 01:03:31,641
He belongs with his own kind
on the foosa side of the island.
1084
01:03:31,725 --> 01:03:33,643
By the power vested in me,
1085
01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:37,105
by the law of the jungle,
blah, blah, blah, blah...
1086
01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:38,398
- Be gone!
- What?
1087
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:41,151
MARTY:
Come on, do I look like a steak to you?
1088
01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:42,485
Yeah!
1089
01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:45,488
See, I told you I don't look like a...
Wait. What you say?
1090
01:03:45,572 --> 01:03:47,699
Oh, yeah!
1091
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:48,825
(GROWLS)
1092
01:03:49,451 --> 01:03:52,912
- He's going savage.
- Run for your lives.
1093
01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:53,997
(GROWLS)
1094
01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:56,583
GLORIA: Marty, run!
1095
01:03:56,916 --> 01:03:57,917
(SCREAMS)
1096
01:04:14,434 --> 01:04:17,896
- A bull's eye. Excellent shot, Maurice.
- Thank you.
1097
01:04:23,943 --> 01:04:25,195
Marty?
1098
01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:29,324
I'm so sorry, Marty.
1099
01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:35,914
What is wrong with me?
1100
01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:38,249
Ow!
1101
01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,127
Oh, no.
1102
01:04:41,211 --> 01:04:45,965
What have I done?
It's true. I'm a monster.
1103
01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:48,093
I got to get out of here.
1104
01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:51,054
(WHATA WONDERFUL LIFE PLAYING)
1105
01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:09,155
(EXCLAIMING)
1106
01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:11,616
(GROANING)
1107
01:05:12,826 --> 01:05:14,327
Oh...
1108
01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,496
(YELPING)
1109
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,552
(EXCLAIMING)
1110
01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:51,114
(BURPS)
1111
01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:02,852
What have I done? This is a nightmare.
1112
01:07:02,936 --> 01:07:05,104
And it's all my fault.
1113
01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:07,523
Now, because of me, we've lost Alex.
1114
01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:09,317
Well, what are we going to do?
1115
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,903
We'll find a way to help him.
That's what we'll do.
1116
01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,196
Okay.
1117
01:07:13,279 --> 01:07:16,032
Come on, we are New Yorkers, right?
1118
01:07:16,115 --> 01:07:19,369
We're tough. We're gritty.
We're adaptable!
1119
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:23,248
And we are not going to lay down
like a bunch of Melmans.
1120
01:07:23,331 --> 01:07:24,540
No, we're not.
1121
01:07:24,624 --> 01:07:25,625
(HORN BLARING)
1122
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:27,085
Oh. Gloria.
1123
01:07:27,168 --> 01:07:30,755
That was not me, okay?
That was the boat.
1124
01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:32,590
- The boat!
- The boat?
1125
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:36,844
The boat's come back for us!
Come on, guys, we got to flag it down.
1126
01:07:38,638 --> 01:07:39,722
There it is!
1127
01:07:39,806 --> 01:07:41,599
MELMAN: Hey, over here!
GLORIA: Over here!
1128
01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:43,184
Over here! Yo!
1129
01:07:43,268 --> 01:07:45,812
Melman, give me a lift. Hurry up!
Lift me up!
1130
01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:47,563
MARTY: Help! Help! Help!
1131
01:07:47,647 --> 01:07:50,358
- Oh, my neck. My neck. You guys.
- Over here!
1132
01:07:50,441 --> 01:07:54,070
- Melman! Steady. This way!
- You have no idea how much this hurts.
1133
01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:56,281
MARTY: Hey, boat! We're over here!
1134
01:07:58,408 --> 01:08:02,412
Look! It's turning! It's coming back!
It's coming back!
1135
01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,747
Come on! Come on, baby!
1136
01:08:06,249 --> 01:08:07,542
Yes! You guys.
1137
01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:09,919
You flag down that boat. I'll get Alex.
1138
01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:12,922
Whoa! Hold on there.
1139
01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:15,466
You cannot go back there by yourself.
1140
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,927
Come on. I know Alex.
1141
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:20,596
He hears we're rescued,
he'll snap right out of it.
1142
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,974
The people are coming.
They can help us.
1143
01:08:23,057 --> 01:08:25,977
Melman's right.
The people will know what to do.
1144
01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:28,604
Now, we got to flag down that boat.
1145
01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:39,699
(HORN BLARING)
1146
01:08:46,873 --> 01:08:49,500
Now, this is more like it.
1147
01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:53,004
You? Oh, ma... Where are the people?
1148
01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:55,715
We killed them and ate their livers.
1149
01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,468
Got you, didn't I?
1150
01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:01,721
Just kidding, doll, the people are fine.
1151
01:09:01,804 --> 01:09:04,390
They're on a slow lifeboat to China.
1152
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:07,060
Hey, I know you two.
1153
01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:11,397
Where's that psychotic lion
and our monochromatic friend?
1154
01:09:11,522 --> 01:09:15,485
Marty? He's righ... Where did he go?
He was right behind us.
1155
01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:19,030
He went back for Alex.
He's going to get himself killed!
1156
01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:22,325
Well, boys,
our monochromatic friend's in danger.
1157
01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:24,285
Looks like we have a job to do.
1158
01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:27,163
Captain's log:
Embarking into hostile environment.
1159
01:09:27,246 --> 01:09:30,500
Kowalski. We'll need to win the hearts
and the minds of the natives.
1160
01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,628
Rico. We'll need
special tactical equipment.
1161
01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:36,172
We're going to face extreme peril.
1162
01:09:36,255 --> 01:09:38,633
Private probably won't survive.
1163
01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:48,267
Alex! Come out, Alex!
1164
01:09:48,393 --> 01:09:50,770
The boat's here! We can go home!
1165
01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:52,939
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1166
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:02,740
Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
1167
01:10:02,824 --> 01:10:07,745
Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
1168
01:10:07,829 --> 01:10:10,998
Alex! Alex! Alex!
1169
01:10:11,082 --> 01:10:14,710
Alex! Alex! Alex!
1170
01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:16,170
MARTY: Alex!
1171
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,048
Alex!
1172
01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:22,218
Marty?
1173
01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:23,594
Snap out of it, Alex.
1174
01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:26,222
The boat came back.
We can get out of here.
1175
01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:30,226
We can go back to civilisation,
and everything will be like it used to be.
1176
01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:31,811
Stay back.
1177
01:10:32,770 --> 01:10:34,021
Please.
1178
01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:36,941
I'm a monster.
1179
01:10:37,024 --> 01:10:40,570
Alex, you're no monster.
You're my friend.
1180
01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:43,489
We're a team. You and me, remember?
1181
01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:44,907
(ROARS)
1182
01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:53,666
I don't want to hurt you.
1183
01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,006
Uh...
1184
01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:26,240
Alex.
1185
01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:29,327
I ain't leaving without you.
1186
01:11:44,884 --> 01:11:48,304
Alex? I'm thinking of a song.
1187
01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:52,141
It's a wonderful song.
I'm sure you're familiar with it.
1188
01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:57,313
(SINGING) Start spreadin' the news
1189
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:02,235
I'm leaving today
1190
01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:06,906
We are a great big part of it
1191
01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:13,829
Come on, you know the words.
Two little words.
1192
01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:16,457
Please don't make me
sing this by myself.
1193
01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:19,961
You really don't want to hear me
sing this by myself.
1194
01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:26,926
Alex? Could you come out here
for a minute?
1195
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:30,429
Hey, Alex, a little help.
1196
01:12:31,389 --> 01:12:32,723
Help me!
1197
01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:36,769
Alex! Help!
1198
01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:43,693
Help me! Anybody, help me! Somebody!
1199
01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:47,321
Help!
1200
01:12:52,952 --> 01:12:54,453
(EXCLAIMING)
1201
01:12:58,332 --> 01:13:00,585
- Melman?
- That's right, baby.
1202
01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:03,129
Run!
1203
01:13:05,298 --> 01:13:07,300
- What's the plan?
- This is the plan.
1204
01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,884
- Foosa hungry.
- Foosa eat.
1205
01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:11,345
MARTY: This is the plan?
1206
01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:12,805
Foosa halt.
1207
01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:18,436
FOOSA: Ooh.
1208
01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:20,438
Foosa aaahh.
1209
01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:24,275
Foosa ooh.
1210
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:28,154
Foosa aaahh.
1211
01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:30,281
Come and get it.
1212
01:13:30,364 --> 01:13:31,824
Foosa.
1213
01:13:33,784 --> 01:13:35,995
(FOOSA GRUNTING)
1214
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:41,667
(ALL SCREAM)
1215
01:13:44,503 --> 01:13:46,505
- Take that.
- Foosa ow!
1216
01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:48,549
There's too many of them, Skipper.
1217
01:13:48,633 --> 01:13:51,719
It's been a real pleasure
serving with you boys.
1218
01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:55,973
(ROARING)
1219
01:13:57,642 --> 01:13:59,101
Alex?
1220
01:14:00,144 --> 01:14:02,104
That's my kill.
1221
01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:03,397
Mine.
1222
01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:10,529
Alex hungry.
1223
01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:13,032
Alex eat.
1224
01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:28,923
Psst.
1225
01:14:30,091 --> 01:14:31,634
(WHISPERING) It's showtime.
1226
01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:36,639
Thanks for not giving up on me.
1227
01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:38,557
Man, you almost
gave me a heart attack.
1228
01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:40,309
- You can't just come sneak up on me.
- ALEX: Shh.
1229
01:14:40,393 --> 01:14:42,144
Just because you're a lion...
Let go of me. Let go of me.
1230
01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:43,229
Shh!
1231
01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:46,816
We're getting out of here.
Guys, just go with me on this.
1232
01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:48,984
Like I said, it's showtime.
1233
01:14:50,569 --> 01:14:51,737
Mine.
1234
01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:54,281
My kill.
1235
01:14:56,033 --> 01:14:57,576
They're all mine.
1236
01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:58,869
(ROARS)
1237
01:14:59,286 --> 01:15:01,539
GLORIA:
It's the king of the beasts! Oh, no!
1238
01:15:01,622 --> 01:15:03,791
- Don't eat me!
- He's big and scary!
1239
01:15:03,874 --> 01:15:07,670
Fear me!
Savagery beyond comprehension.
1240
01:15:07,753 --> 01:15:11,590
- I am far too young to die!
- You're a monster! A monster, I say!
1241
01:15:11,674 --> 01:15:14,176
- And, you!
- Me?
1242
01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:23,060
Oh, you want some of this?
You better run for your lives.
1243
01:15:23,144 --> 01:15:26,480
- Somebody call a cop!
- He's psychotic!
1244
01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:36,282
This is my territory. Understand?
1245
01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:41,495
I never, ever
want to see you on my turf again.
1246
01:15:41,662 --> 01:15:42,955
(ROARS)
1247
01:15:48,586 --> 01:15:49,670
Boo.
1248
01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:54,175
Yeah! You the cat!
1249
01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:56,677
Got my boy back!
1250
01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:58,429
(JULIEN LAUGHING)
1251
01:15:58,512 --> 01:15:59,680
I did it!
1252
01:15:59,764 --> 01:16:03,851
Give me some love! The plan worked!
The plan worked! I'm very clever!
1253
01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:07,104
I'm the one, baby! Come on.
Time to robot.
1254
01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:09,356
I am very clever king.
1255
01:16:10,274 --> 01:16:11,859
I am super genius.
1256
01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:14,445
I am robot king of the monkey things.
1257
01:16:14,528 --> 01:16:17,490
- Compute, compute.
- So, what's for lunch?
1258
01:16:20,534 --> 01:16:22,286
- Close those eyes.
- Why do I have to?
1259
01:16:22,369 --> 01:16:23,746
- Do it.
- They're closed.
1260
01:16:23,829 --> 01:16:26,081
- Tighter.
- Yes, sir.
1261
01:16:26,165 --> 01:16:27,583
- No peeking.
- They're closed.
1262
01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:29,001
Rico.
1263
01:16:33,339 --> 01:16:34,423
Hai.
1264
01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:38,260
Open that hatch.
1265
01:16:38,344 --> 01:16:40,429
Fire in the hole. Now chew.
1266
01:16:41,514 --> 01:16:44,767
- Chew like you mean it. Savour it.
- Hmm. Hmm.
1267
01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:46,602
- And?
- Well?
1268
01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:48,813
Pretty good, right?
1269
01:16:48,896 --> 01:16:50,898
There's always Plan B.
1270
01:16:51,524 --> 01:16:53,025
Hmm.
1271
01:16:53,108 --> 01:16:54,819
This is better than steak.
1272
01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:56,862
I love it. I love it!
1273
01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:58,948
The kitty loves the fishy.
1274
01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:00,074
(ALL CHEERING)
1275
01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:04,078
Well, I propose a toast.
1276
01:17:04,161 --> 01:17:06,664
Now, he may be
a pain in the butt at times...
1277
01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:08,874
And trust me, I know.
1278
01:17:08,958 --> 01:17:11,961
But this cat proved to me
without a doubt
1279
01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:14,421
that his heart is bigger
than his stomach.
1280
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:16,382
- To Alex.
- ALL: To Alex.
1281
01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:25,140
Enough! Stop it!
1282
01:17:27,059 --> 01:17:29,979
What do you think?
Should we head back to New York?
1283
01:17:30,062 --> 01:17:34,483
I don't know. I mean, this is your dream.
You sure you want to leave?
1284
01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:36,569
I don't care where we are.
1285
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:40,030
As long as we're together,
it doesn't matter to me.
1286
01:17:40,114 --> 01:17:41,699
Well, in that case...
1287
01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:45,077
Yo. Rico. I'll take 300 orders to go.
1288
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,495
Hai.
1289
01:17:46,579 --> 01:17:50,249
But before you leave,
I have an announcement to make.
1290
01:17:50,332 --> 01:17:53,335
So shut up, everyone, please.
Thank you.
1291
01:17:53,419 --> 01:17:57,882
After much deep and profound
brain things inside my head,
1292
01:17:57,965 --> 01:18:03,178
I have decided to thank you
for bringing peace to our home.
1293
01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:04,889
And to make you feel good,
1294
01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:07,892
I'm going to give you
this lovely parting gift.
1295
01:18:07,975 --> 01:18:10,686
No, I couldn't.
Really, I can't take your crown.
1296
01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:13,022
That's okay, I've got a bigger crown.
1297
01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:14,648
It's got a gecko on it.
1298
01:18:14,732 --> 01:18:17,943
Look at him shake. Go, Stevie, go!
1299
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:21,572
ALEX: Bye, little fuzzbuckets!
GLORIA: Thanks for everything!
1300
01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:23,365
MARTY: So long!
JULIEN: Bye-bye, now.
1301
01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:24,825
MARTY: Arrivederci.
JULIEN: Bye-bye.
1302
01:18:24,909 --> 01:18:27,745
- Toodle-oo!
- See you later, crocodile.
1303
01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:30,956
Maurice, my arm is tired.
Wave it for me.
1304
01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:34,001
Faster, you naughty little monkey.
1305
01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:37,046
By the time we get back to New York,
it'll be the middle of winter.
1306
01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:39,381
So I was just thinking, why rush?
1307
01:18:39,465 --> 01:18:42,384
Maybe we could make
a few side stops along the way.
1308
01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:44,720
- Maybe Paris.
- You just read my mind.
1309
01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:47,097
- I was thinking Spain.
- Run with the bulls.
1310
01:18:47,181 --> 01:18:50,392
- What about Fiji?
- Canada. Can we?
1311
01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,519
Cheap meds.
1312
01:18:52,603 --> 01:18:55,064
I wouldn't even mind
coming back here sometime.
1313
01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:57,399
- I could do that.
- GLORIA: You could say that again.
1314
01:18:57,483 --> 01:19:00,569
- Skipper?
- I always wanted to go to Australia.
1315
01:19:00,653 --> 01:19:04,239
Don't you think we should tell them
that the boat's out of gas?
1316
01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:08,827
Nah. Just smile and wave, boys.
Smile and wave.
1317
01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:13,207
(I LIKE TO MOVE IT PLAYING)