1 00:00:12,367 --> 00:00:15,533 >> KOURTNEY: Were you there the other day when Kylie, or who 2 00:00:15,533 --> 00:00:18,300 was it-- Kendal got bit by a spider and she thought it was a 3 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:19,800 black widow? >> KHLOE: At the beach, yeah, 4 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,000 they called me. >> KOURTNEY: And they were like, 5 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:22,333 "Are you sure it's not a black widow? 6 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:23,867 What if I die? How am I going to know...? 7 00:00:23,867 --> 00:00:25,500 >> KHLOE: They sent her home. I wish I could stay home. 8 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:27,433 >> (phone ringing) >> KIM: Ooh, Robin. 9 00:00:27,433 --> 00:00:30,834 Hi, Robin. mamacita. 10 00:00:30,834 --> 00:00:33,533 >> ROBIN: What are you guys doing? 11 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,500 >> KIM: We might not be the Pussycat Dolls, but we're the 12 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,800 Dash Dolls. >> ROBIN: Oh, that's funny that 13 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,967 you say that. You know, we talk so much about 14 00:00:39,967 --> 00:00:43,934 like you being a part of the Pussycat Dolls, and we need to 15 00:00:43,934 --> 00:00:46,734 have you do it right now. Like you're just, you know, 16 00:00:46,734 --> 00:00:48,400 you're the biggest star in the world. 17 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,533 >> KHLOE: Oh. >> KIM: Oh, Robin. 18 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:52,767 I'm really excited to start rehearsing for the Pussycat 19 00:00:52,767 --> 00:00:54,633 Dolls. >> KHLOE: And it's actually 20 00:00:54,633 --> 00:00:57,300 perfect for Kim 'cause she could maybe like recover after 21 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:59,600 Dancing with the Stars. >> KIM: All right, I'm going to 22 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,200 call you first thing in the morning. 23 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,667 >> ROBIN: All right. Bye, girls. 24 00:01:02,667 --> 00:01:04,734 >> ALL: Bye. >> KHLOE: It'll be good. 25 00:01:04,734 --> 00:01:07,834 I just... if you sing, I can't attend this fiasco. 26 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:11,000 >> KIM: ♪ Don't cha... ♪ >> KOURTNEY: ♪ Don't cha... ♪ 27 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,500 Captioning sponsored by BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS 28 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:15,433 >> KRIS: You're right here. >> KHLOE: The wind, you guys-- 29 00:01:15,433 --> 00:01:16,834 is this necessary? >> KRIS: Go change. 30 00:01:16,834 --> 00:01:18,133 Awful. >> KOURTNEY: No, that is not 31 00:01:18,133 --> 00:01:20,500 cute. >> Yeah, yeah, go on. 32 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,133 >> ROBERT: I need someone to make me laugh. 33 00:01:22,133 --> 00:01:24,233 >> KRIS: Where's Kim? Kim is always late. Duh. 34 00:01:24,233 --> 00:01:26,934 >> KIM: I'm here. >> KOURTNEY: Get out of our way. 35 00:01:26,934 --> 00:01:29,333 >> KIM: Stop, jealous. >> KRIS: That's enough. 36 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:31,333 That's enough. >> KIM: Stop. 37 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,600 >> All right, you guys. >> That's it. We're done. 38 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,400 >> Money. 39 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:43,233 >> ROBIN: Hi, Kim. How are you? 40 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,533 >> KIM: Good. >> MIKEY: Are you excited? 41 00:01:45,533 --> 00:01:47,400 >> KIM: I'm nervous. I was telling Mikey. 42 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,000 >> ROBIN: You are? Don't be nervous. 43 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,500 >> KIM: I know everyone's done it before, so... 44 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,400 >> ROBIN: Yeah, you're gonna-- you're gonna be amazing. 45 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:54,934 >> KIM: I'm in good hands. >> ROBIN: Don't worry. 46 00:01:54,934 --> 00:01:56,667 >> MIKEY: So we're gonna have you warm up in the bathtub. 47 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:57,967 >> ROBIN: Yeah. >> KIM: With my heels on? 48 00:01:57,967 --> 00:01:59,633 No way. >> MIKEY: Yeah, it's like a 49 00:01:59,633 --> 00:02:02,667 technique-- a bathtub warm-up technique. 50 00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:05,600 >> KIM: Are you serious? I have never taken any dance 51 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:10,100 lessons, ballet, tap, nothing. So I am extra nervous about 52 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:12,233 this. >> ROBIN: Okay, ready? 53 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:15,233 And... Hey, everyone, good evening. 54 00:02:15,233 --> 00:02:17,367 Thank you so much for being here tonight. 55 00:02:17,367 --> 00:02:21,934 And you're going to go over... swish, swish, swish, and up, and 56 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:29,300 a little... mmm, a little taste. >> ♪♪♪ 57 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:32,066 >> MIKEY: There you go. >> ROBIN: Okay, keep posing. 58 00:02:32,066 --> 00:02:35,100 And open. And over. 59 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:37,500 Don't look down. Hot, hot. 60 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,567 Yep. Okay. 61 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:42,500 Okay, and right, left, right, left, right... 62 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:44,467 No, don't look at me. You have to look... you have to 63 00:02:44,467 --> 00:02:46,266 look at yourself. >> MIKEY: Look at the mirror. 64 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,934 >> ROBIN: Yeah. Okay? 65 00:02:48,934 --> 00:02:52,066 Don't... I know that you want to watch me, but you can see me 66 00:02:52,066 --> 00:02:54,533 through the mirror. Like if you're looking at me 67 00:02:54,533 --> 00:02:57,066 here, you're never going to see yourself, you know what I mean? 68 00:02:57,066 --> 00:03:00,100 >> KIM: I'm rehearsing with Robin, and the mirror's really 69 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:03,066 far away. It's hard for me to visualize, 70 00:03:03,066 --> 00:03:05,467 you know, the stuff that she wants me to do because my 71 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:07,467 eyesight just really isn't that good. 72 00:03:07,467 --> 00:03:09,333 >> ROBIN: All this stuff, like it's so important to see the 73 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:11,266 shape of like what your body's doing. 74 00:03:11,266 --> 00:03:13,633 So that's why I just need you to see that, you know? 75 00:03:13,633 --> 00:03:16,734 >> KIM: Okay. >> ROBIN: Okay, so, and pull up. 76 00:03:16,734 --> 00:03:20,133 Don't look at me. Do not look at me. 77 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:22,800 Look at yourself in the mirror. Yeah. 78 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:27,300 Why are you squinting, though? You're like-- it's so weird, I 79 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:30,000 never-- I never, ever noticed that you're a squinter. 80 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,967 >> KIM: I know, I can't really see that good far away. 81 00:03:31,967 --> 00:03:34,667 >> ROBIN: But it's not far away. It's right there. 82 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:38,500 >> KIM: It's kind of far. I know that my vision has been 83 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:41,100 getting worse and worse. But I never really did anything 84 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:43,000 about it. I've just kind of dealt with it. 85 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:45,033 She just thinks I'm doing it all wrong. 86 00:03:45,033 --> 00:03:47,433 I just know that I'm not myself right now, and I just feel like 87 00:03:47,433 --> 00:03:50,567 if I went home and just like regrouped, I would just get it 88 00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:52,667 together and feel so much better. 89 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:54,900 >> ROBIN: If you can, when you're home, go and get in your 90 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:57,433 bathtub and try to rehearse it on your own, you know. 91 00:03:57,433 --> 00:03:59,967 'Cause I don't want you to come back and then not know what 92 00:03:59,967 --> 00:04:05,333 you're doing, you know what I mean? 93 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:07,800 >> KRIS: Hey, Kim. >> KIM: Hey. 94 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,367 >> KRIS: What are you doing, honey? 95 00:04:09,367 --> 00:04:12,033 >> KIM: Oh, I just came from Robin's house. 96 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:14,200 We had dance rehearsal today. It's awful. 97 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,033 Like I just want you to cancel it. 98 00:04:16,033 --> 00:04:17,600 >> KRIS: I'm not canceling it, Kim. 99 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,900 >> KIM: It was so bad. >> KRIS: You're being dramatic. 100 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:21,734 >> KIM: I cannot see what she's doing in the mirror. 101 00:04:21,734 --> 00:04:24,333 >> KRIS: You can't see anything? Your eye vision is that bad? 102 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:26,367 >> KIM: I'm obviously not blind, but it's going to be in a 103 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,834 nightclub. It's dark. 104 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,934 It's hard for me to see at night when I drive, let alone stand on 105 00:04:30,934 --> 00:04:33,033 a huge platform. >> KRIS: Kim, I have been 106 00:04:33,033 --> 00:04:35,967 telling you for 18 months that it's probably a great idea to 107 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:38,066 get LASIK surgery. >> KIM: I don't want to get 108 00:04:38,066 --> 00:04:40,700 LASIK eye surgery. It slices your eyeball open. 109 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:43,400 >> KRIS: Kim, I had LASIK eye surgery 12 years ago. 110 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,333 It's not a big deal. >> KIM: I haven't even worn 111 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:47,800 contacts because they itch my eyes. 112 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,700 >> KRIS: Kim, you have to do it. >> KIM: I don't want to do it, 113 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:52,166 Mom, please. >> KRIS: They've already 114 00:04:52,166 --> 00:04:54,900 advertised you dancing with the Pussycat Dolls. 115 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:57,433 You can't just back out. That's unprofessional, and 116 00:04:57,433 --> 00:04:59,734 you'll never be thought of in the same way again. 117 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:01,633 >> KIM: So I'm going to have a rehearsal and I'm going to look 118 00:05:01,633 --> 00:05:03,900 like I'm this like awful dancer. >> KHLOE: I'm going to pretend 119 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:06,867 like I'm your doctor. This is your eye. 120 00:05:06,867 --> 00:05:09,734 And this is how he's going to clamp down your eye. 121 00:05:09,734 --> 00:05:12,100 They're going to hold it. >> KRIS: Seriously, Khloe... 122 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:16,400 >> KHLOE: And they just take a thin layer of the top of her 123 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:22,000 pupil and they lift it up. >> KIM: No, they don't. 124 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,066 >> KRIS: Khloe, Khloe, I can't let you play with like knives 125 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:27,567 and tools. You're dangerous. 126 00:05:27,567 --> 00:05:29,367 >> KIM: Mom, please just call and cancel. 127 00:05:29,367 --> 00:05:31,600 Please help me get out of this. >> KRIS: Kim... 128 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,333 >> KIM: I do the Pussycat Dolls or I go blind. 129 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,867 >> KRIS: You're doing the Pussycat Dolls, Kim. 130 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,700 We have a contract. >> KHLOE: Nope, nope, nope. 131 00:05:36,700 --> 00:05:40,934 >> KRIS: End of story. Kim has always been really 132 00:05:40,934 --> 00:05:44,700 stubborn, even as a child. So at the end of the day, I know 133 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:48,133 Kim will come around because what other choice does she have? 134 00:05:48,133 --> 00:05:50,367 >> KHLOE: Is that why your clothes don't match 'cause you 135 00:05:50,367 --> 00:06:03,867 can't see? >> KIM: Shut up. 136 00:06:03,867 --> 00:06:07,800 >> BRUCE: Girls, girls, girls, sit down, be good. 137 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,767 I'll be a few minutes. Hello. 138 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:12,300 >> WOMAN: Hello. >> BRUCE: It's Bruce for Dr. 139 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:14,000 Lam. You know you've got to get your 140 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,400 annual physical, and I've got to do it again. 141 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,233 Unfortunately, there's nobody to watch Kendal and Kylie. 142 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:20,133 They're going to have to go along with me. 143 00:06:20,133 --> 00:06:22,300 Shouldn't take too long. I'll be back out in a minute. 144 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:25,533 >> WOMAN: Be right out. >> BRUCE: Thank you very much. 145 00:06:25,533 --> 00:06:27,433 >> LAM: How are you, sir? >> BRUCE: Well, my wife says I 146 00:06:27,433 --> 00:06:29,500 need a physical, I need a checkup, I need to get whatever 147 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,500 I need to get done. Whatever that means. 148 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,066 >> LAM: A couple things we should talk about. 149 00:06:33,066 --> 00:06:34,800 Any major medical problems that you have? 150 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,233 >> BRUCE: I've had absolutely none. 151 00:06:36,233 --> 00:06:37,600 >> LAM: Seem like a pretty healthy guy. 152 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,100 >> BRUCE: Strong heart. >> LAM: I'm looking through your 153 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,767 records here. Seems like you haven't had a 154 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,633 colonoscopy yet. Is that correct? 155 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:45,567 >> BRUCE: I've been avoiding it. Probably at this point, I 156 00:06:45,567 --> 00:06:47,100 probably should. >> LAM: You're over 50 years 157 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:49,934 old now, correct? >> BRUCE: I passed that one. 158 00:06:49,934 --> 00:06:52,867 >> LAM: The procedure itself lasts about 20 minutes at most. 159 00:06:52,867 --> 00:06:55,100 >> BRUCE: I hear that the night before is the tough part. 160 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:58,100 >> LAM: Absolutely, yeah. Probably about 100% of the 161 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:01,000 patients say that the bowel prep and the whole clean-out process 162 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,300 is really the worst thing about it, so. 163 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:05,300 >> BRUCE: You know, I got to go for a colonoscopy. 164 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,000 I was supposed to go a couple years ago. 165 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,066 So I've been putting it off for a while. 166 00:07:09,066 --> 00:07:10,867 Well, let's just get it done. >> LAM: Great. 167 00:07:10,867 --> 00:07:12,500 >> WOMAN: All right, Mr. Jenner. Thank you very much. 168 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,500 >> BRUCE: Thank you much. >> WOMAN: We'll see you next 169 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,000 Friday for your colonoscopy. >> BRUCE: You got it. 170 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,600 >> WOMAN: Stay away from the food the day before. 171 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,233 >> BRUCE: Okay. You got it. 172 00:07:19,233 --> 00:07:20,433 >> WOMAN: No cream in the coffee. 173 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:26,800 >> BRUCE: Okay. We are out of here. 174 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,533 >> KRIS: Hey, guys. >> KYLIE: Hey, Mom. 175 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:30,266 >> KRIS: What are you doing? >> (Kylie sighs) 176 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:33,133 >> KRIS: What's wrong? >> KYLIE: Does Dad have 177 00:07:33,133 --> 00:07:34,934 colonoscopy? >> KRIS: Colonoscopy? 178 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:37,333 Why are you asking me this? >> KYLIE: Because... 179 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:38,900 >> KRIS: He doesn't have colonoscopy. 180 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:41,700 He's just really conservative. >> KYLIE: Well, that's what the 181 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:45,433 doctor said. >> KRIS: The doctor didn't say 182 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:49,200 Daddy had a colonoscopy, honey. Daddy is very private. 183 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,233 >> KENDAL: Is it-- >> KRIS: And he's very shy. 184 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:54,133 >> KENDAL: Is he sick? >> KRIS: No, he's not sick like 185 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:56,500 that, okay? Everything's gonna be okay. 186 00:07:56,500 --> 00:08:00,367 I'm gonna go have a chat with Daddy. 187 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:02,200 Honey. >> BRUCE: Yeah? 188 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:05,266 >> KRIS: What are you doing? >> BRUCE: Practicing with my 189 00:08:05,266 --> 00:08:08,700 little computerized simulator for my helicopter. 190 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,867 >> KRIS: You know what, can I talk to you about something? 191 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:12,934 >> BRUCE: What's that? >> KRIS: Kendal and Kylie-- 192 00:08:12,934 --> 00:08:15,333 well, can you just not play with your helicopter? 193 00:08:15,333 --> 00:08:17,567 'Cause this is important, and I need you to hear what I'm gonna 194 00:08:17,567 --> 00:08:19,033 say. >> BRUCE: Sweetheart, uh, you're 195 00:08:19,033 --> 00:08:22,233 gonna make me crash it. >> KRIS: Sorry. 196 00:08:22,233 --> 00:08:23,734 >> BRUCE: It crashed. >> KRIS: I know. 197 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:26,233 Honey, listen. >> BRUCE: What? 198 00:08:26,233 --> 00:08:29,734 >> KRIS: Kendal and Kylie think that you have colonoscopy, this 199 00:08:29,734 --> 00:08:33,400 new crazy disease. And you need to tell them 200 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,100 exactly what's going on with-- >> BRUCE: I don't want to talk 201 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:36,567 about it. It's kind of embarrassing. 202 00:08:36,567 --> 00:08:39,467 >> KRIS: No, it's not. Why are you so weird this way? 203 00:08:39,467 --> 00:08:41,133 >> BRUCE: I'm not weird. >> KRIS: Yeah, you're weird. 204 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:42,934 It's weird. You need to sit down with your 205 00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:46,000 girls and tell them exactly what you're going to do. 206 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,767 >> BRUCE: All right, I'll tell them. 207 00:08:47,767 --> 00:08:50,233 >> KRIS: Okay, well, right this way. 208 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:51,967 >> BRUCE: When the time is right, I'll tell them. 209 00:08:51,967 --> 00:08:54,700 >> KRIS: When the time is right? >> BRUCE: Yeah, you heard me. 210 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:58,333 >> (Kris groans) >> BRUCE: The actual colonoscopy 211 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,667 procedure is kind of, kind of gross. 212 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:03,166 You know, I don't want to really talk to the girls about it. 213 00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:08,100 I'm kind of just putting this thing off. 214 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,700 >> KRIS: Hey, Kim. >> KIM: Hey, Mom. 215 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:11,934 >> KRIS: Hello. This is what I look like now 216 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:13,567 when I read at night. These are my new... I'm 217 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:15,867 channeling Alec Baldwin. What do you think? 218 00:09:15,867 --> 00:09:17,700 >> KIM: Those are ridiculous. >> KRIS: What? 219 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:19,300 No, I love them. They're fabulous. 220 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:21,967 These are my new glasses. Yes, I'm like in love. 221 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:25,300 But you're gonna end up with these all the time if you don't 222 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:29,000 do something to get it together. >> KIM: This is a really big 223 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:30,533 deal to me. You know, Robin and I have 224 00:09:30,533 --> 00:09:34,100 planned this for a long time. And I just know that in order to 225 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:37,767 have a perfect performance, I definitely need to do LASIK eye 226 00:09:37,767 --> 00:09:39,734 surgery. >> KRIS: So I think that you 227 00:09:39,734 --> 00:09:41,567 really need to get it done. >> KIM: I know, I know. 228 00:09:41,567 --> 00:09:43,533 I'm gonna do it. This is like a one-time thing, 229 00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:45,567 and it'll be done with. >> KRIS: Well, the guy does it 230 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:48,600 all day long. 231 00:09:51,900 --> 00:09:54,767 >> ♪♪♪ 232 00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:58,967 >> KHLOE: Here we are. 233 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,367 >> KIM: Hi. So today I'm going for my LASIK 234 00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:07,100 eye surgery, and I'm gonna bring Kourtney and Khloe along to 235 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:08,800 support me. >> ASSISTANT: So that's good. 236 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,333 Tilt your head back. >> KIM: Are these the numbing 237 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:11,367 drops? >> ASSISTANT: These are 238 00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:13,266 antibiotic drops first that I'm putting in. 239 00:10:13,266 --> 00:10:18,300 The numbing goes in when you're inside. 240 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:20,800 Close your eyes for me. Lean all the way back. 241 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,734 Good. Do not open during the time I 242 00:10:23,734 --> 00:10:26,033 apply this around the skin, okay? 243 00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:28,834 'Cause if it does get into the eyes, it will irritate. 244 00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:30,600 >> KHLOE: No, it hurts. >> KOURTNEY: Just let me show 245 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:36,433 you. I'll go, "I love you so much." 246 00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:39,967 >> KHLOE: Don't do that to me. >> KOURTNEY: Easy. 247 00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:42,100 (laughs) >> KIM: You guys are really 248 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,100 annoying. I mean, I obviously brought 249 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,266 Kourtney and Khloe for support with me. 250 00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:48,367 >> KHLOE: Ooh. >> KIM: But they're actually 251 00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:51,667 making me more nervous. >> DOCTOR: Okay, ready? 252 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,700 >> KIM: I'm ready. I'm getting really sleepy. 253 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,133 Is that normal? >> DOCTOR: That's good. 254 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:57,166 We gave you Valium, so you'd be relaxed. 255 00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:59,667 >> KHLOE: I personally think Kimberly is a nut job. 256 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:03,934 She is getting LASIK eye surgery the day before she has to go to 257 00:11:03,934 --> 00:11:06,533 Vegas to perform with the Pussycat Dolls. 258 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,700 >> DOCTOR: So we're gonna lie you down on this chair right 259 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:11,333 here, so come have a seat. And, ladies, stay there for just 260 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,266 a sec. >> KHLOE: Good luck, Kim. 261 00:11:13,266 --> 00:11:16,333 >> KOURTNEY: Good luck, Kimmy. >> KIM: Khloe and Kourtney, if I 262 00:11:16,333 --> 00:11:20,266 hear so much as a "ooh" or "oh" or anything... 263 00:11:20,266 --> 00:11:22,300 >> KHLOE: Kim, I can't promise you. 264 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,934 I might get grossed out. >> KIM: Well, try your hardest 265 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,033 because I'll jump off the table. >> KHLOE: Okay, I'll try my 266 00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:29,500 hardest. >> KOURTNEY: What about...? 267 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,734 >> DOCTOR: Ladies, ladies, I-- in all seriousness, I need you 268 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,533 to be really quiet. >> KOURTNEY: Yes, we will. 269 00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:35,300 >> DOCTOR: Okay, good. >> KOURTNEY: We won't even-- 270 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,166 You won't even hear us breathe. 271 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,867 >> DOCTOR: Open your left eye now, and look down. 272 00:11:42,867 --> 00:11:46,433 Good. Good. 273 00:11:46,433 --> 00:11:49,700 And look right at me, Kim. Look in my eyes. 274 00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,834 >> KIM: It feels like your eye is about to come out of your 275 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:53,800 head. So I go under the machine, and I 276 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,300 was like, "Oh, my God, what if my vision never comes back?" 277 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:02,233 >> DOCTOR: Good. Very good. 278 00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:04,133 >> ROBERT: Give it to him easy. 279 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,867 >> KIM: What's up, Las Vegas? I'm feeling really dirty 280 00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:13,533 tonight. >> KRIS: Oh, my God. 281 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,867 >> (cheering) 282 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,734 >> DOCTOR: Good. Look right at the flashing 283 00:12:24,734 --> 00:12:27,600 light. Good. 284 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,567 Doing beautifully. You'll feel me touching your 285 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,834 eyelids a bit. >> KOURTNEY: It's so sick. 286 00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:37,633 Khloe and I were cringing, like about to vomit. 287 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:40,500 >> (Khloe laughing) 288 00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:48,934 >> DOCTOR: Watch the flashing light. 289 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,834 >> KIM: Can they stop? 'Cause I'm not done. 290 00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:53,567 >> DOCTOR: What's that? >> KIM: I just wanted my sisters 291 00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:55,900 to not talk. I just kept on thinking, "It's 292 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,600 over soon. It's over soon." 293 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,467 Then these noises they're making are freaking me out, so I'm just 294 00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:03,867 like, "Shut up." >> DOCTOR: Perfect. 295 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,533 Great. Right at the flash. 296 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:13,834 Perfect. And Kim, we are done. 297 00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,166 That went perfectly. You did just great. 298 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,133 >> KIM: Okay, I can sit up? >> KHLOE: Sorry, they didn't cut 299 00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:20,700 your eyeball off. They just laid it back. 300 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,600 >> DOCTOR: So what'd you think? >> KIM: It's weird. 301 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,900 >> DOCTOR: Pretty wild, isn't it? 302 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,934 >> KIM: It is. So right after surgery, my 303 00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:28,867 vision is way more blurry than what I started out with. 304 00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:32,066 And I just hope that I can actually see before my Pussycat 305 00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:41,233 Dolls performance. >> ♪♪♪ 306 00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:42,734 >> KOURTNEY: Hey, Mom. >> KIM: Hey, Mom. 307 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,834 >> KRIS: Oh, my God. What is with the glasses? 308 00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:47,467 Is that what they put on you? >> KOURTNEY: Oh, my God! 309 00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:49,266 Don't touch. >> KHLOE: Not in her eyes. 310 00:13:49,266 --> 00:13:50,800 >> KRIS: Come this way. >> KHLOE: Your boobs don't look 311 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,333 huge at all, Mom. That's really appropriate. 312 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,900 >> KRIS: They grew while you were gone. 313 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,667 >> KHLOE: She's already seeing double; she doesn't need to see 314 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,900 bigger of that. >> KIM: I just need to take an 315 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,667 Ambien. And I'm shivering 'cause I'm 316 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,333 freezing. >> KRIS: I've got to go to a 317 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,166 meeting. I love you, baby. 318 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:07,166 >> KIM: I just really hope that I wake up and things are a 319 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:10,333 little bit more clear. I have to be totally recovered 320 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,000 by the time my performance is. 321 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,467 >> BRUCE: What are you guys talking about? 322 00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:26,133 >> KOURTNEY: They're saying, "What's colonoscopy?" 323 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,200 >> BRUCE: All right, I didn't want to talk to you about this 324 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,300 'cause it's kind of personal, but-- in the other room. 325 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:34,000 Come on. We'll explain. 326 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,467 All right, I know you guys have a lot of questions. 327 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,767 You're always worried about everything when it comes to my 328 00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:41,367 health; I am absolutely fine. Nothing could be better. 329 00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:44,200 I'm perfectly healthy. Okay, a colonoscopy is for 330 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:48,467 colon. the way up at 331 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:51,500 the end of your intestines, okay? 332 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,200 Where the poopie comes out. >> KOURTNEY: Ew, Bruce! 333 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:59,767 >> BRUCE: So what they do is tube, okay? 334 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:02,066 Little thin little-- looks like a little hose, okay? 335 00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:04,900 And on the end of it, it's got a camera, and they put you to 336 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:08,934 sleep, and then they slide that baby up your butt, and then they 337 00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:12,033 the way up your the way to the 338 00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:13,600 end, and they look at your colon. 339 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,867 >> KOURTNEY: No, that is sick. >> BRUCE: No, you can see all 340 00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:17,800 the pictures of all your intestines, what the insides-- 341 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,667 It's not sick. The tough part is the night 342 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:24,200 before, you got to take this medicine, and it like cleans 343 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,433 your insides out 'cause you can't have any, you know, 344 00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,333 poopies there. Okay, so it cleans your-- 345 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,200 That's really probably the toughest part of the whole 346 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:33,100 thing-- is the night before. Okay? You're good? 347 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,000 You're okay? >> KOURTNEY: I think that was 348 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:45,233 a little too much information for me. 349 00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:49,900 >> KIM: So I wake up, and I can see so clearly, better than I 350 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:53,233 ever have before. The only problem is, it's super 351 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:56,266 slippery and there's gonna be water in the bathtub and I'm 352 00:15:56,266 --> 00:16:03,433 gonna have heels on, and I need to practice. 353 00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:05,934 >> BRUCE: This is terrible. I got to smell food, and I can't 354 00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:09,834 eat. All right, let's do it. 355 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:12,300 The worst part of the colonoscopy-- getting prepared 356 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:27,633 for it. Man, does it clean you out. 357 00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:35,734 Not bad. >> (clock ticking) 358 00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:48,333 >> (alarm clock ringing) >> (frantic music playing) 359 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:52,667 >> (Bruce yells) (bleep) 360 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,900 (bleep) (bleep) 361 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,233 >> (toilet flushing) >> BRUCE: Hey, can somebody get 362 00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:07,200 me some more toilet paper?! Please! 363 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,967 >> KIM: Tonight is the night with the Pussycat Dolls. 364 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:13,467 I have been practicing a lot, so I think that I'm getting a lot 365 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,367 more comfortable in the whole routine, but I'm definitely just 366 00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:22,600 anxious to have it over with. >> (people cheering) 367 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,700 >> KIM: Oh, my gosh! >> KHLOE: ♪ Rain Man suite 368 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,900 Rain Man suite ♪ >> KRIS (laughs): Get off this. 369 00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:31,266 >> KHLOE: ♪ I'm in Caesars At the Rain Man suite ♪ 370 00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:35,333 >> KRIS: What is she on? I can't help but think that I'm 371 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:39,200 here in this beautiful Caesars Palace, and poor Bruce, he's got 372 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,667 to do a colonoscopy tomorrow. >> NURSE: (chuckles) 373 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:46,066 Okay, everything off. >> BRUCE: Story of my life. 374 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,600 The girls are off to Vegas, the Pussycat Dolls, you know? 375 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,467 What do I have to do? Good-bye, Rob. 376 00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:53,033 >> NURSE: Sorry, Rob. >> BRUCE: Have a heart. 377 00:17:53,033 --> 00:18:02,100 I got to do this by myself. >> ROB: Give it to him easy. 378 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,967 >> (gas hissing) 379 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:25,834 >> (indistinct talking) >> ROB: How did it go? 380 00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:28,066 You don't even know. >> BRUCE: Fabulous. 381 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,200 >> NURSE: He did great. >> ROB: You drop the soap? 382 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,166 >> BRUCE: I was here just a second ago, and I'm back. 383 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,934 I can eat again. >> ROB: What was that? 384 00:18:35,934 --> 00:18:38,433 >> BRUCE: I can eat again. >> ROB: They spiked the I.V. 385 00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:41,600 with Patron. >> BRUCE: I like that. 386 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:49,033 >> ROB: Oh. >> ♪♪♪ 387 00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:52,033 >> KRIS: Have a drink. Let's get this show 388 00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:54,734 crack-a-lackin'. >> ANNOUNCER: So if you ladies 389 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,533 and gentlemen are ready, please put your hands together 'cause 390 00:18:57,533 --> 00:19:01,600 we are the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls! 391 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,467 >> ♪♪♪ 392 00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:09,266 >> KHLOE: (whooping) Oh, my God, this club is so 393 00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,266 packed. Everybody showed up. 394 00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:14,266 It's like so much pressure to try to impress, and Kim is 395 00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:16,533 actually gonna be the finale tonight, so. 396 00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:19,934 Oh, my God, I'm shaking. >> (people whooping) 397 00:19:19,934 --> 00:19:21,767 >> KIM: So I'm walking up to the stage. 398 00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,800 This is the moment. We've put so much into this. 399 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,100 I've done the LASIK. I've tried to rehearse as much 400 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,633 as I can with as little time as I've had. 401 00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:33,433 If I slip and fall or anything does not go perfectly in this 402 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:36,200 Pussycat Dolls performance, it is gonna be humiliating. 403 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,934 >> ANNOUNCER: Give it up for Kim Kardashian! 404 00:19:38,934 --> 00:19:41,800 >> (cheering) 405 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,867 >> ANNOUNCER: Give it up for Kim Kardashian! 406 00:19:56,867 --> 00:20:01,967 >> (cheering) >> KIM: What's up, Las Vegas? 407 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:08,166 I'm Kim Kardashian here at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge. 408 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,233 Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling really 409 00:20:11,233 --> 00:20:14,967 dirty tonight, so I think it's time we take a bath. 410 00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:22,600 >> (cheering) >> ♪♪♪ 411 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,266 >> KHLOE: (whoops) 412 00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:30,233 >> KOURTNEY: Kim finally takes the stage. 413 00:20:30,233 --> 00:20:34,033 The crowd is going crazy. I'm so proud of her. 414 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:43,600 >> ♪♪♪ >> (crowd shouting) 415 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,867 >> KIM: I'm so excited to finally be doing it. 416 00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:49,133 It's all so surreal. I'm just loving everything 417 00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:57,266 that's going on right now. >> (cheering) 418 00:20:57,266 --> 00:21:01,367 >> KRIS: Kim really nails her performance. 419 00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:04,767 She does such a great job. I'm so proud of her. 420 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:08,233 She didn't miss a beat. She was just perfect in every 421 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,100 way. 422 00:21:13,967 --> 00:21:17,066 >> BRUCE: How was the Pussycat Dolls? 423 00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:19,700 >> KIM: Really good. >> KRIS: She was amazing. 424 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:23,100 Amazing. She looked like heaven. >> BRUCE: You mean, she looked 425 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,834 better than my colon? >> KRIS: Yeah. 426 00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,900 >> KOURTNEY: Not really. She kind of looked like your 427 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,700 colon. >> BRUCE: Really? 428 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:33,700 >> ROB: Hey, Bruce, look, look. >> BRUCE: What is that? 429 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:37,133 >> ROB: I think it's... >> BRUCE: Oh, is that it? 430 00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:39,700 How'd you get that online? >> ROB: It's on the Internet. 431 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,633 >> KIM: Ew, why do you have those yellow spots? 432 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,200 >> KRIS: It looks like an eyeball. 433 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,900 >> ROB: They're called blasphemy-- 434 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,934 >> BRUCE: They're called blood veins and flesh. 435 00:21:46,934 --> 00:21:49,033 It's good. Are you all leaving? 436 00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:51,033 That's it? >> ROB: We'll see you. 437 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:53,066 >> BRUCE: I'm just left with me and my colon? 438 00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:58,834 >> ROB: Your ass, too. >> BRUCE: Have a wonderful life! 439 00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,900 Keeping Up with the Kardashians... 440 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:04,000 >> KIM: I was approached to launch my own perfume. 441 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,767 >> KRIS: It's gonna be called Dashing by Kim Kardashian. 442 00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:08,400 >> KHLOE: Excuse me? I will sue the (bleep) out of 443 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,133 you. >> KRIS: Are you insane? 444 00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:11,800 >> KIM: I'm not stealing your name. 445 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,900 You guys are not good businesswomen. 446 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,500 >> KHLOE: I don't give a (bleep). 447 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,033 >> KRIS: I just want you guys to be proud of me. 448 00:22:17,033 --> 00:22:18,066 I really do.