1 00:00:08,266 --> 00:00:11,433 >> KHLOE: Who? I know. 2 00:00:11,433 --> 00:00:14,166 I want to know what the (bleep) you need to talk to... 3 00:00:14,166 --> 00:00:16,300 Kylie's having a crisis. I'll call you back. Bye. 4 00:00:16,300 --> 00:00:18,500 >> BRUCE: You're using foul language in front of the kids. 5 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:21,066 >> KHLOE: What did I say? >> BRUCE: The "F" word. 6 00:00:21,066 --> 00:00:22,567 You don't even know you're saying it. 7 00:00:22,567 --> 00:00:25,000 >> KHLOE: No, I didn't. Did I just say the "F" word? 8 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,467 >> KYLIE: No. >> KHLOE: I did not. 9 00:00:26,467 --> 00:00:27,767 >> BRUCE: You just did. >> KHLOE: No, I didn't. 10 00:00:27,767 --> 00:00:29,266 >> BRUCE: You just said... >> KHLOE: The "F-U" word? 11 00:00:29,266 --> 00:00:30,467 That word? >> BRUCE: Yeah. 12 00:00:30,467 --> 00:00:31,867 >> KHLOE: No, I didn't. >> BRUCE: Yeah, in front of 13 00:00:31,867 --> 00:00:33,100 Kylie, you did. >> KHLOE: Did I just say that? 14 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,200 >> KYLIE: No. >> BRUCE: Yes, you did. 15 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,700 Don't back her up. I heard it. Did you hear it? 16 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:37,834 >> KHLOE: You're old and crazy. >> BRUCE: If I hear one word 17 00:00:37,834 --> 00:00:39,200 coming out of either of those two girls... 18 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,867 >> KHLOE: Kylie says it all the time. 19 00:00:40,867 --> 00:00:43,400 >> BRUCE: She better not. If I hear it, she is getting her 20 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,900 mouth washed out with soap. You're to a much higher 21 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:47,467 standard, Kylie. >> KHLOE: You're at a higher 22 00:00:47,467 --> 00:00:49,800 standard than me. Captioning sponsored by 23 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,367 BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS >> KRIS: You're right here. 24 00:00:52,367 --> 00:00:54,166 >> KHLOE: The wind, you guys-- is this necessary? 25 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:55,467 >> KRIS: Go change. Awful. 26 00:00:55,467 --> 00:00:56,800 >> KOURTNEY: No, that is not cute. 27 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,133 >> BRUCE: Yeah, go on. >> ROBERT: I need someone to 28 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:01,233 make me laugh. >> KRIS: Where's Kim? 29 00:01:01,233 --> 00:01:03,667 Kim is always late. Duh. >> KIM: I'm here. 30 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:05,967 >> KOURTNEY: Get out of our way. >> KIM: Stop, jealous. 31 00:01:05,967 --> 00:01:07,200 >> KRIS: That's enough. >> BRUCE: Stop! 32 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,367 >> KRIS: That's enough. >> KIM: Stop. 33 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:11,767 >> All right, you guys. >> That's it. We're done. 34 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:12,567 >> Money. 35 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:18,934 >> KOURTNEY: Mom. >> KRIS: Hey, Kourt. 36 00:01:18,934 --> 00:01:20,467 >> KOURTNEY: Guess what? >> KRIS: What? 37 00:01:20,467 --> 00:01:23,100 >> KOURTNEY: My friend Lisa Falcone-- you know, that I've 38 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:24,567 known forever? >> KRIS: Yeah? 39 00:01:24,567 --> 00:01:27,967 >> KOURTNEY: She just calls me and wants me to be on the cover 40 00:01:27,967 --> 00:01:29,700 a magazine. >> KRIS: The cover? 41 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:31,400 >> KOURTNEY: Yes. >> KRIS: That's really cool. 42 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,934 >> KOURTNEY: All by myself. >> KRIS: What'd you tell her? 43 00:01:33,934 --> 00:01:36,467 >> KOURTNEY: I mean, obviously I said yes, but I was like, "I've 44 00:01:36,467 --> 00:01:39,200 never done a cover." But they want it to be kind of 45 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,233 like, "Who is Kourtney Kardashian?" 46 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:43,433 >> KRIS: Cool. Well, who's going to do 47 00:01:43,433 --> 00:01:46,033 all the... you know, sort of the details for you? 48 00:01:46,033 --> 00:01:48,200 I mean, do you get paid? Do you have hair and makeup? 49 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,967 >> KOURTNEY: I don't know. >> KRIS: If you need me to help 50 00:01:49,967 --> 00:01:53,567 you, you know, with some of that stuff, I obviously do it all for 51 00:01:53,567 --> 00:01:56,633 Kim, so if you need any help, I'm happy to help you. 52 00:01:56,633 --> 00:01:59,133 >> KOURTNEY: My mom has been managing Kim for almost two 53 00:01:59,133 --> 00:02:02,667 years now. And I can totally see how, you 54 00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:04,700 know, she would be a great manager. 55 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:07,333 Yay, my first cover! Whoo. 56 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:09,800 >> KRIS: Whoo. Good job. >> KOURTNEY: All right, I'm 57 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,800 going back to Dash. You cute little momager you. 58 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,667 >> KRIS: Bye, Kourtney. 59 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,033 >> KIM: She's an amazing manager. 60 00:02:27,033 --> 00:02:28,934 I think it's a great idea. I think there's no other way to 61 00:02:28,934 --> 00:02:30,333 do it. >> KOURTNEY: And you think it's 62 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:31,967 not a good idea? She manages Bruce, Kim... 63 00:02:31,967 --> 00:02:34,934 >> KHLOE: This is my opinion. She kisses Kim's ass. 64 00:02:34,934 --> 00:02:38,800 Kim's her first major client. >> KHLOE: I'm actually shocked 65 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,867 that Kourtney wants to take on Kris as a manager 'cause 66 00:02:40,867 --> 00:02:43,934 Kourtney talks so much (bleep) about Kris and Kim's 67 00:02:43,934 --> 00:02:46,967 kiss-assing relationship. It's kind of shocking, but go 68 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,400 ahead. Join the dark side, Kourt. 69 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,133 So obviously she cares... >> KIM: Bruce is her first major 70 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:53,400 client. >> KHLOE: Bruce was 20 years in 71 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,533 the making before she ever married his ass. 72 00:02:55,533 --> 00:02:58,266 And the only reason why she's his manager is 'cause Bruce is 73 00:02:58,266 --> 00:03:00,800 terrified to turn her down. It's like a high-paid 74 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,700 prostitute. They sleep together, and she 75 00:03:02,700 --> 00:03:05,166 gets 10%. I mean, come on. 76 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:06,967 What kind of life is that? 77 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,734 >> KOURTNEY: Hey, it's nice to meet you. 78 00:03:14,734 --> 00:03:16,567 >> KRIS: Hey, I'm Kris. >> KOURTNEY: This is my mom. 79 00:03:16,567 --> 00:03:18,033 >> MARK: I'm Mark. Nice to meet you. 80 00:03:18,033 --> 00:03:20,233 >> KRIS: Hi, Mark. How are you? >> MARK: Welcome to our place. 81 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:23,000 >> KOURTNEY: I decide to hire my mom as my manager. 82 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:26,667 See how things go. >> KRIS: Kourtney's telling me 83 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:29,734 you guys have asked her to do 944? 84 00:03:29,734 --> 00:03:31,667 Is that a guaranteed cover? >> MARK: Guaranteed. 85 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:34,033 >> KRIS: 'Cause I've had issues before when, you know, 86 00:03:34,033 --> 00:03:37,166 Kourtney's really not interested in doing something that's not a 87 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:39,533 cover shot at this point. >> MARK: We try and find the 88 00:03:39,533 --> 00:03:41,600 people that are about to like really blow up. 89 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,600 And that's what we really see in Kourtney. 90 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,166 >> KRIS: And what kind of photographers are you planning 91 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:47,934 on using? >> KOURTNEY: My mom definitely 92 00:03:47,934 --> 00:03:50,033 knows what she's doing. She asks all the right 93 00:03:50,033 --> 00:03:52,700 questions. She actually does know the 94 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:56,533 business. >> KRIS: Thank you. 95 00:03:56,533 --> 00:03:59,734 So that went really well. >> KOURTNEY: I know, I thought 96 00:03:59,734 --> 00:04:03,300 it went really well. >> (phone ringing) 97 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,734 >> KRIS: Hello. >> KIM: Hey, Mom. 98 00:04:05,734 --> 00:04:11,967 >> KRIS: What's up? >> KIM: Um, nothing... 99 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:14,300 >> KRIS: It's at home. I'll have to e-mail it to you 100 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:16,200 'cause I don't have it in front of me, honey. 101 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,000 >> KIM: So I just finished with Carmen 102 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:23,400 Electra and Vanessa Minnillo, and our first big promotion is 103 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,166 Comic-Con in San Diego. 104 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,233 >> KRIS: Yeah, I'm excited. 105 00:04:33,066 --> 00:04:35,633 >> ADRIENNE: Oh, my gosh, please try not to smack me in the face 106 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:37,633 with the box. >> ROB: Adrienne and I have been 107 00:04:37,633 --> 00:04:40,100 together a little over a year now. 108 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:43,600 She is a Cheetah Girl. I love her, and I really wanted 109 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,133 to make it work. So Adrienne and I are moving in 110 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:48,400 together. >> ADRIENNE: I have never lived 111 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,567 with a boyfriend before, so this is a huge step for me, and um, 112 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:54,533 we just want it to go really well. 113 00:04:54,533 --> 00:04:56,800 Please don't tell me you actually packed one pair of your 114 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,233 sneakers in a box? >> ROB: I'm real anal. 115 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:02,567 I clean all the counters at like from the floors to the bathtub 116 00:05:02,567 --> 00:05:04,734 to the toilet. I think it's a good thing. 117 00:05:04,734 --> 00:05:06,967 I'm just very organized. No, no, no, no, no. 118 00:05:06,967 --> 00:05:08,734 >> ADRIENNE: No, I'm gonna put your stuff on the top 'cause I 119 00:05:08,734 --> 00:05:10,467 can't reach it, babe. I'm like literally like on my 120 00:05:10,467 --> 00:05:12,734 tippy-toes. >> ROB: The colors are not color 121 00:05:12,734 --> 00:05:27,767 coordinated the way that I always do it. 122 00:05:27,767 --> 00:05:30,433 >> KOURTNEY: Oh, I couldn't sleep all night because of my 123 00:05:30,433 --> 00:05:33,600 shoot. >> SCOTT: Mm-hmm. 124 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:37,133 >> KOURTNEY: You're worthless. 944 125 00:05:37,133 --> 00:05:41,633 shoot; it's the big day. I'm really nervous and excited. 126 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:46,100 Hey, Mom, I just got up. I guess I will just meet you at 127 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:53,333 the studio. Okay, love you. Bye. 128 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:56,734 >> KRIS: Kim and I are at Comic-Con today, which is a 129 00:05:56,734 --> 00:05:59,700 convention in San Diego, California. 130 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:02,367 And Kim is there with Carmen Electra to promote her movie, 131 00:06:02,367 --> 00:06:04,333 Disaster Movie. >> PHOTOGRAPHER: That's it. 132 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:06,133 That's it. Lean into it. 133 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:13,767 >> KRIS: That is so cute. >> PHOTOGRAPHER: That's right. 134 00:06:13,767 --> 00:06:15,867 >> KOURTNEY: Hey! >> TROY: Hi, how are you? 135 00:06:15,867 --> 00:06:18,266 >> KOURTNEY: How are you? Good to see you. 136 00:06:18,266 --> 00:06:20,367 >> TROY: How's it going? 944 137 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:23,367 shoot and start looking at what my looks are gonna be 138 00:06:23,367 --> 00:06:26,367 for the day. We start going over clothes. 139 00:06:26,367 --> 00:06:28,600 >> TROY: What I'd like to do and don't be scared... 140 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,967 >> KOURTNEY: Yes? >> TROY: I wanna chop your 141 00:06:30,967 --> 00:06:32,867 bangs. I'm gonna dirty the roots 142 00:06:32,867 --> 00:06:35,166 so it looks really, you know, white trash. 143 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:37,800 >> KOURTNEY: All these questions and decisions are coming at me. 144 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,734 >> TROY: We have you in bras and panties. 145 00:06:39,734 --> 00:06:42,300 >> KOURTNEY: And this is when I really need her, especially in 146 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:45,500 the beginning when we're getting everything set up. 147 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,967 Hopefully she'll be here soon. >> TROY: Relax, okay. 148 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:50,667 >> KOURTNEY: I'm starting to really wonder, "Where is she?" 149 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:54,100 I'm sure there's just traffic or something. 150 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:56,767 >> MAN 1: Ladies, thank you so much for sitting with us. 151 00:06:56,767 --> 00:06:59,500 >> MAN 2: If one of you decided to jump the fence, would you 152 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:01,834 consider marrying each other? >> CARMEN: You didn't know 153 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:04,133 we were engaged? >> KIM: We're engaged. 154 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:06,000 This ring is actually a ring I gave her. 155 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,767 >> CARMEN: It means so much. >> MAN 1: See, lesbians are 156 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:09,800 spontaneous. >> CARMEN: I love lesbians. 157 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,300 >> MAN 1: Did you meet on Harmony.com? 158 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:15,100 >> KIM: We did. >> CARMEN: Yes, we did. 159 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:19,834 >> (phone ringing) >> KOURTNEY: I'm calling my mom. 160 00:07:19,834 --> 00:07:21,800 >> KRIS: Hello? >> KOURTNEY: Mom? 161 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,467 >> KRIS: Hey. >> KOURTNEY: I've been at my 162 00:07:23,467 --> 00:07:25,266 photo shoot since 9:00 a.m. Aren't you coming? 163 00:07:25,266 --> 00:07:27,200 You said you were gonna be here. >> KRIS: Oh, (bleep)! 164 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:31,834 I forgot. >> KOURTNEY: Are you joking? 165 00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:34,934 You wanted to be my manager, and I'm here literally 166 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:38,300 by myself. How do you think that feels? 167 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:39,900 cover's going on. 168 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:43,734 She's in Los Angeles. I'm in San Diego, and it's bad. 169 00:07:43,734 --> 00:07:45,667 Obviously, I made a mistake today. 170 00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:47,400 >> KOURTNEY: Well, yeah, you shouldn't take on too many 171 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,300 responsibilities that you can't handle. 172 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:51,433 >> KIM: Go in the other room. >> KOURTNEY: (bleep) 173 00:07:51,433 --> 00:07:53,300 >> KRIS: Oh, guys. >> KIM: Are you mad at me 174 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,400 for it? >> KOURTNEY: No, I'm mad at her. 175 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,066 She's supposed to be here. How am I supposed to know what 176 00:07:58,066 --> 00:07:59,633 to wear? Like I don't have someone to 177 00:07:59,633 --> 00:08:02,233 tell me. They want me to not wear my top 178 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:04,166 in one thing. >> KIM: I've dealt with this 179 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:07,834 a few times when she's like, you know, double-booked me on things 180 00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:09,967 and, you know-- >> KRIS: Are you selling me down 181 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:11,300 the river? >> KIM: I'm not. 182 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:12,700 >> KRIS: You're selling me down the river. 183 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,100 >> KIM: I told you-- >> KRIS: I heard exactly what 184 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:15,967 you just said to her. That's not cool either. 185 00:08:15,967 --> 00:08:17,734 >> KIM: And I said it in front of your face earlier. 186 00:08:17,734 --> 00:08:19,767 >> KRIS: I know, but I'm here with you. 187 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,266 >> KOURTNEY: (sighing) I hired her to be here, 188 00:08:22,266 --> 00:08:24,734 and I'm really starting to get pissed off. 189 00:08:24,734 --> 00:08:26,600 >> KRIS: Kourtney, I don't even know what to say. 190 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,734 'Cause I blew it so bad. I just-- I feel like I'm just 191 00:08:29,734 --> 00:08:32,767 torn in too many different directions, and I completely 192 00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:36,867 forgot and I just am asking you, you know, to forgive me. 193 00:08:36,867 --> 00:08:39,734 I don't know how to explain to Kourtney that I literally 194 00:08:39,734 --> 00:08:42,633 just forgot. I have no excuse. 195 00:08:42,633 --> 00:08:45,200 I can't blame it on anybody else other than myself. 196 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,700 >> KOURTNEY: There's no way I could ever forgive you. 197 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:50,667 You're so disappointing. This is such a joke. 198 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:53,600 This is so unprofessional. Like I can't even believe that 199 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,500 people act this way. All you care about is Kim. 200 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:59,900 So go crawl up Kim's ass. >> KRIS: Okay, well, why don't 201 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:01,900 you (bleep) punish me because I'm not there? 202 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,033 That's wrong, too. You're making me feel really bad 203 00:09:04,033 --> 00:09:05,900 and there's nothing I can do about it now. 204 00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,000 It would take me three hours to get there and we're not-- 205 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,333 We can't leave for another two. >> KOURTNEY: Leave me alone. 206 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,800 You (bleep) (bleep)! I don't even want you here 207 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:16,000 anymore. >> KHLOE: Who needs Mom 208 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,934 at a time like this? >> KOURTNEY: I'm never gonna 209 00:09:17,934 --> 00:09:20,934 forgive her for this, and I'll never get over it. 210 00:09:20,934 --> 00:09:33,300 >> ADRIENNE: I wasn't raised with a maid like you. 211 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,900 >> KHLOE: Hello? >> KRIS: Hey, Khloe. 212 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:37,800 >> KHLOE: Hey, Mom. >> KRIS: Um, I've got a problem. 213 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,033 >> KHLOE: Hello? >> KRIS: Can you hear me? 214 00:09:41,033 --> 00:09:44,033 >> KHLOE: You have like the worst phone in America. 215 00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:46,033 >> KRIS: Yeah, I do. I have the worst phone in 216 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:48,400 America and I'm in a really bad mood so can you just try and 217 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,233 listen to me? I literally forget to show up 218 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:53,133 shoot. All I can think of is, 219 00:09:53,133 --> 00:09:55,000 where's Khloe? 220 00:09:57,934 --> 00:10:00,900 >> KRIS: Yes, we missed Kourtney's first photo shoot. 221 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,567 >> KIM: Mom missed Kourt's first photo shoot, not me. 222 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:06,467 >> KRIS: Can you go over there, Khloe, and help us out with 223 00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:08,734 this one? >> KHLOE: My mom has overbooked 224 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:12,667 herself, so who does she call? Me. 225 00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:16,000 The best child in the world. Don't worry about Mom. 226 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,133 Focus on your photo shoot. Who the (bleep) cares? 227 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:20,233 I'm gonna be so much more like inspirational than Mom could 228 00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:21,734 ever be. Mom would try to jump 229 00:10:21,734 --> 00:10:23,400 in your photos. >> KOURTNEY: Yeah. 230 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,100 >> KHLOE: And then be like, "Troy! Troy! Look at me!" 231 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:29,000 Like where I would be like, "Go, Kourtney! Sexy bitch!" 232 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,700 Kourtney is really pissed off about my mom not being here. 233 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:35,934 And once you tick her off, it's like there's no turning back. 234 00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:39,100 >> TROY: Okay, go step in. >> KOURTNEY: I tell them they 235 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:41,700 can't cut my hair, but I'm letting them shoot me 236 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,567 in my underwear. >> KHLOE: Who needs Mom at a 237 00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:45,600 time like this? >> KOURTNEY: I'm glad that 238 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:49,467 Khloe's here, but that doesn't take the place of my mom and I'm 239 00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:53,266 never gonna forgive her for this and I'll never get over it. 240 00:10:53,266 --> 00:10:57,934 >> ♪ You can't do that to me you can't do that to me 241 00:10:57,934 --> 00:11:02,567 ♪ you can't do that to me you can't do that to me ♪ 242 00:11:02,567 --> 00:11:04,900 >> PHOTOGRAPHER: Close your eyes. 243 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:08,367 >> KRIS: I forget that she's got a (bleep) magazine shoot? 244 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,800 >> KIM: Mom, I'm sure she's fine, and you never know, the 245 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,100 magazine probably has-- >> KRIS: I just wanna cry. 246 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:16,867 Kourtney is so mad that I'm actually afraid to call her 247 00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,900 back. And when Kourtney gets mad, 248 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:24,066 she gets really mad. >> (line ringing) 249 00:11:24,066 --> 00:11:26,200 >> KOURTNEY: Ugh, what am I gonna do? 250 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,633 Just push "ignore." Right there on the... 251 00:11:28,633 --> 00:11:42,333 Right there. I'm ignoring that be-yotch. 252 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:45,467 >> KHLOE: Ooh, Kourtney! Look how pretty they are. 253 00:11:45,467 --> 00:11:49,567 >> KOURTNEY: Let me see, ooh! >> KHLOE: Divine Design. 254 00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:55,333 May I open it? >> KOURTNEY: Please do. 255 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:59,333 >> KHLOE: It's from Mom! >> KOURTNEY: Ew. 256 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:03,700 >> KHLOE: Don't say "ew." >> KOURTNEY: I said, "ew." 257 00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:06,433 >> KHLOE: My mom has a lot to look forward to from Kourtney 258 00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:08,367 now. Kourtney is gonna completely 259 00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:10,900 ignore her. Kourtney is dragging this out 260 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:13,133 a little long. >> KOURTNEY: Khloe! 261 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,133 I don't care! >> KHLOE: "Dearest Kourtney, 262 00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:16,934 I am so, so sorry." >> KOURTNEY: I don't need to 263 00:12:16,934 --> 00:12:18,633 hear, thanks. >> KHLOE: "I didn't make it to 264 00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:20,867 your photo shoot." >> KOURTNEY: Stop! 265 00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:23,100 I don't care! >> KHLOE: "My heart, my heart is 266 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:25,667 heavy, and I love you so very much." 267 00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:27,533 >> KOURTNEY: (coughing) >> KHLOE: "And I hope you will 268 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,600 forgive me! I love you!" 269 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:32,233 >> KOURTNEY: No, stop! >> KHLOE: "Love, Mom!" 270 00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,567 It breaks my heart to see them fighting. 271 00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:37,066 >> KOURTNEY: You can't just buy my affection with flowers. 272 00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:40,266 >> KHLOE: I would hope not. But this is our mom. 273 00:12:40,266 --> 00:12:43,266 Like it's family. You got to let it go. 274 00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:45,500 She's reaching out. You just like hold onto things 275 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,200 for life. >> KOURTNEY: All right, I can't 276 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,567 talk about this anymore. I got to go. 277 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:50,200 >> KHLOE: Of course you can't. >> KOURTNEY: Ta-ta. 278 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,333 >> KHLOE: Hide your feelings. 279 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,667 Hi, babe! >> KOURTNEY: Hi, pretty girl. 280 00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,367 >> ADRIENNE: Oh, my gosh, you guys have got to take those 281 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:00,600 shoes off. Your brother's gonna flip. 282 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,133 You have to. >> KOURTNEY: No. 283 00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:05,734 >> ADRIENNE: For my sake. I swear, Rob will walk in and be 284 00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:09,000 like, "Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 285 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,233 Somebo-- Adrienne, who had their shoes 286 00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:12,900 on in this house?" I promise it to you. 287 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:16,600 When things get rough, usually the people I call are Kim, 288 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,033 Khloe, Kourtney, or Kris, just to vent. 289 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:20,967 And I know they're the ones that know Rob the most. 290 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,133 >> KIM: He's so crazy. Like every night before he'd go 291 00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:26,500 to bed, he'd take a yellow Post-It and write in like the 292 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,000 neatest writing. >> ADRIENNE: What was he 293 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,834 writing? >> KIM: He was writing a to-do 294 00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:31,500 list for the next day. >> KHLOE: Remember when you 295 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,767 hugged him and he thought there was glitter on his suit? 296 00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:36,333 >> ADRIENNE: You hugged him one day, and you got like blush on 297 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:39,433 his shoulder. Oh, my God, when we got back in 298 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:42,467 the car, he was like... Vroom, vroom. 299 00:13:42,467 --> 00:13:43,967 He was like... (groans) like the whole way home. 300 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:45,200 >> KHLOE: No. >> KIM: He has like 301 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,600 obsessive-compulsive disorder. He's so OCD. 302 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,900 >> ADRIENNE: Oh, my gosh, with everything, with everything. 303 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,867 He's a little baby. >> KHLOE: He's a bitch. 304 00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:58,800 >> KIM: Rob is the most obsessive-compulsive neat freak 305 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,800 on the planet. >> KOURTNEY: If Scott has like 306 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,433 a bottle of water, when he's done, he'll just be like... 307 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:07,900 Throw it on the floor. >> (ringtone playing) 308 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:10,900 >> Hey. I just hung up with Lisa, and I 309 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:13,800 was like, you know, have you seen any of the pictures? 310 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,433 And she said they wouldn't show them to her. 311 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:16,934 Yeah. No, I know. 312 00:14:16,934 --> 00:14:18,567 I saw that you e-mailed it to her. 313 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,734 Okay, bye. >> KIM: Wait, isn't this what 314 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:25,000 your manager should be doing? You shouldn't be calling, 315 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,300 approving pictures. I mean, that's like they bring 316 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,667 that to you and then you just check, check, check, check. 317 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,533 >> KHLOE: See, Mom would be doing all of this for you. 318 00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:35,400 But since you're not talking to her, you know, Mom can't help 319 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,200 you. Kourtney literally has no 320 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,233 emotion. She's a cold-hearted snake. 321 00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:41,467 She does not care about other people's feelings. 322 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:45,066 And once you tick her off, it's like there's no turning back. 323 00:14:45,066 --> 00:14:47,500 Mom's been calling you. She's trying to make it right, 324 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,967 and you just ignore her. So how could she make up for 325 00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:52,300 something that she did wrong? Everyone makes mistakes. 326 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:55,433 Are you that perfect that you can't accept it? 327 00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:58,367 >> KOURTNEY: Obviously. All right, I can't talk about 328 00:14:58,367 --> 00:14:59,867 this anymore. >> KHLOE: Well, then I feel bad 329 00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:06,367 for you. Get over it. 330 00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:08,066 >> ROB: What up? >> ADRIENNE: Hi, baby. 331 00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:10,066 Did you play basketball? >> ROB: Yeah. 332 00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:11,467 >> ADRIENNE: Yeah. I'm so sleepy. 333 00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:13,033 >> ROB: So you cleaned up a little bit? 334 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:16,867 >> ADRIENNE: Yes, I did. I'm starving. 335 00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:20,633 I just came from dancing, so I'm like-- made myself whatever's 336 00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:25,633 the quickest thing I could find. >> ROB: Use a frickin' coaster. 337 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:29,934 That's disgusting. Babe, put this stuff away. 338 00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:32,266 >> ADRIENNE: Baby, I'm not finished eating. 339 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,834 >> ROB: Yeah, but you said you just cleaned, right? 340 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,967 >> ADRIENNE: I did clean. I wiped down everything and I 341 00:15:36,967 --> 00:15:38,900 just got back. >> ROB: Well, now you're gonna 342 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:43,000 have to wipe down again. So I come home and Adrienne is 343 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,934 eating on the couch, of course, making a mess. 344 00:15:45,934 --> 00:15:48,834 Yeah, this is annoying. I have to rip this paper off, 345 00:15:48,834 --> 00:15:51,633 for real. You got to learn to do what I 346 00:15:51,633 --> 00:15:53,600 do. >> ADRIENNE: Rob automatically 347 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:57,266 starts pointing out what's wrong in the apartment, what's dirty, 348 00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:59,000 what's not in place. I live here, too. 349 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000 I'm making my house rules, too. Starting with how about we not 350 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,800 hear your voice so much? >> ROB: How about I could've 351 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,834 been down to USC... >> ADRIENNE: I could've been 352 00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,300 in New York. >> ROB: Way out of the way. 353 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,233 >> ADRIENNE: I could've been in New York, where my mom's 354 00:16:10,233 --> 00:16:11,667 perfectly fine with the way I live. 355 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:12,900 >> ROB: She cleans up for you, too. 356 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:14,667 >> ADRIENNE: That is not true! I keep... (groans) 357 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:17,200 I can't even take you right now. >> ROB: You want me to call her? 358 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,233 >> ADRIENNE: No, I don't care. Okay, my mom helps me out, but 359 00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:20,633 she doesn't do everything for me. 360 00:16:20,633 --> 00:16:22,033 I wasn't raised with a maid like you. 361 00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:24,533 I know how to clean. I know how to cook. 362 00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:26,667 I know how to keep a household together. 363 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:30,333 And I'm starting to think that maybe we moved in a little too 364 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,266 soon. >> ROB: Well, the crumbs are all 365 00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:33,667 on here. >> ADRIENNE: Great! 366 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:36,133 You can clean them up. Since you love cleaning so much, 367 00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,033 you can clean it up, and you can figure it out yourself. 368 00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:39,567 >> ROB: I'm gonna have someone come, a couch cleaner. 369 00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:41,567 >> ADRIENNE: Okay, Rob, maybe I'll just go back to New York. 370 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,266 >> ROB: You're making marks on the wall. 371 00:16:43,266 --> 00:16:44,467 >> ADRIENNE: Bye-bye. 372 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:52,066 >> (doorbell rings) >> (door opens) 373 00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:55,100 >> ROB: Hey, Kim. >> KIM: Hey, Rob. 374 00:16:55,100 --> 00:17:00,200 What are you doing? >> ROB: Just got into a fight 375 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,433 with Adrienne. >> KIM: Why? 376 00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:05,967 >> ROB: I don't know. She like just stormed out of 377 00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:08,834 the apartment. Adrienne's gone, I have no idea 378 00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:12,333 where she went, and I'm very worried about where she is. 379 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,300 >> KIM: Why do you think? Do you think it's 'cause you 380 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,233 guys are spending way too much time together now that you guys 381 00:17:16,233 --> 00:17:18,834 live together? >> ROB: I don't know. 382 00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:20,667 It's just, she's all up in my space. 383 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:24,567 Like her makeup will be on my bathroom count-- like my side. 384 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:26,266 Or like her hair extensions-- >> KIM: Your side? 385 00:17:26,266 --> 00:17:27,934 You guys live together. There's no sides anymore. 386 00:17:27,934 --> 00:17:30,667 >> ROB: But there's two sinks. I just don't-- I don't know. 387 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,533 >> KIM: Well... >> ROB: I don't know why I'm 388 00:17:32,533 --> 00:17:34,166 like being such an ass (bleep), but... 389 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:37,467 >> KIM: Rob needs to realize that he's now living with 390 00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:39,934 someone else. They might not be as clean as he 391 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,266 is. He needs to just chill out. 392 00:17:42,266 --> 00:17:44,700 This is like your first grown-up relationship, and you 393 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:48,400 have to just make compromises. So you really need to think 394 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,867 about how you're gonna compromise. 395 00:17:50,867 --> 00:17:52,533 You don't even need to have a huge talk. 396 00:17:52,533 --> 00:18:04,533 I would just apologize and make it better. 397 00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:07,600 >> KHLOE: Come on, guys. My mom and Kourt are still not 398 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,533 talking to each other. So I came up with an idea. 399 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,700 Hey, Kourt. >> KOURTNEY: Hey, Khloe. 400 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,967 >> KHLOE: And we are gonna sneak Kris into the house so 401 00:18:14,967 --> 00:18:19,266 Kourtney is forced to talk to her. 402 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,467 Do you want to go get a snacky from downstairs? 403 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,367 Kimmy's here. >> KOURTNEY: What kind of snack 404 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,000 do you have in mind? >> KHLOE: I'm kind of nervous 405 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,233 'cause I'm scared Kourtney's gonna like beat me with her 406 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,200 little palms. >> KOURTNEY: We're gonna make a 407 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:39,900 little snack. >> KRIS: Hey, Kourt. 408 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,567 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 409 00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:44,233 access.wgbh.org 410 00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:48,967 >> KIM: Hey, Kourt. So Khloe goes upstairs. 411 00:18:48,967 --> 00:18:51,533 I'm downstairs, sneaking my mom in the kitchen. 412 00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:53,834 All we want to do is get Kourtney and my mom in a room 413 00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:55,233 together. >> KOURTNEY: We're gonna make a 414 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,233 little snack. >> KHLOE: Kid's snack? 415 00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:59,967 >> KRIS: Hey, Kourt. >> KOURTNEY: Look who's hiding 416 00:18:59,967 --> 00:19:04,734 in the kitchen, desperate Mom hiding there 'cause I won't talk 417 00:19:04,734 --> 00:19:08,867 to her. Are you that desperate? 418 00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:12,600 >> KRIS: Yeah, pretty much. You don't call me back. 419 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,200 They brought me over here so I could talk to you. 420 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,834 You know, I just want to get on with this and apologize in 421 00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:19,734 person. I've been working so hard-- 422 00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:21,967 >> KIM: Kourtney, any normal manager is not just gonna have 423 00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:24,567 you and only you as a client. >> KRIS: I have a big surprise 424 00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:27,233 for you 'cause I want to prove to you that I can be a really 425 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:30,000 good manager. And today I got on the phone, 426 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,767 and I got you a three- to four- magazine 427 00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:37,867 that pays crazy. So yay! 428 00:19:37,867 --> 00:19:40,166 I wanted you to be really excited. 429 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:43,033 >> KOURTNEY: I'm not just gonna forgive you because of those 430 00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:45,333 things, though. And we'll move on from it. 431 00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,333 >> KRIS: We can move on? >> KOURTNEY: Yes. 432 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:49,700 >> KRIS: Oh, my God, we can move on! 433 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:51,734 >> KHLOE: Hug your mom and manager. 434 00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:54,533 >> (whooping and cheering) >> KOURTNEY: Maybe I have been a 435 00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:57,333 cold-hearted snake. It's not healthy in that it's 436 00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,200 not nice. People makes mistakes. 437 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,433 I definitely need to be more forgiving. 438 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:15,633 >> KRIS: I love you guys. >> KHLOE: Mom, you're so lame. 439 00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:20,166 >> ADRIENNE: Hi. >> ROB: Hey, baby. 440 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:25,200 >> ADRIENNE: I missed you. >> ROB: My little girl, little 441 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,533 girl. >> ADRIENNE: What did you do? 442 00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:30,433 What is this whole ambience situation we have going on here? 443 00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:33,333 >> ROB: Sit down, Princess. >> ADRIENNE: Are you serious? 444 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,633 Rob has been leaving me voice messages. 445 00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:39,000 I think I kind of freaked him out. 446 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,333 I see you left a little mess over there. 447 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,233 >> ROB: Yeah. >> ADRIENNE: A little of a mess? 448 00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,934 A bad thing? >> ROB: No. 449 00:20:46,934 --> 00:20:49,834 I have been really stupid about the whole thing, been way too 450 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:53,367 anal. I got to make some changes. 451 00:20:53,367 --> 00:20:56,767 I'm really sorry for being crazy psycho. 452 00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:59,333 It's just really different, so you got to like, you know, bear 453 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,333 with me. >> ADRIENNE: I'm totally down to 454 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,934 learn how to do things his way, and decide to go to the 455 00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:06,367 Container Store. I'm not even happy is that the 456 00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:08,200 door-- they're like black ones that I got. 457 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,166 I'm just gonna like cream colors. 458 00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:12,133 You can put all the shoes in there. 459 00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:14,367 >> ROB: Those are real good. Thank you very much. 460 00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,867 >> ADRIENNE: Thank you. >> ROB: Thank you. 461 00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:24,166 >> ADRIENNE: I love you. >> ROB: Love you, too. 462 00:21:24,166 --> 00:21:26,433 >> KOURTNEY: Now that all the drama's done and I've forgiven 463 00:21:26,433 --> 00:21:30,233 my mom, I definitely feel much happier with her, not only as my 464 00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:33,700 manager, but as my friend. >> Right there. Beautiful. 465 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:35,367 Right like that. That's it, that's it. 466 00:21:35,367 --> 00:21:37,033 Right there. Just subtle changes. 467 00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:39,066 Yeah, I love all that. Hold it, hold it. 468 00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:46,133 Let me get it. >> [ singing ] 469 00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:52,333 >> KRIS: Yay! >> [ singing ] 470 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:57,166 >> KRIS: Yay! >> KOURTNEY: I love you. 471 00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,000 Keeping Up with the Kardashians... 472 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:03,166 >> Your total is $19,723. >> KRIS: She's got a problem. 473 00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:04,667 >> KOURTNEY: I can do whatever I want. 474 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:06,367 >> KRIS: That's what an alcoholic would say. 475 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,133 >> MICHELLE: Might you consider starring in one of these "I'd 476 00:22:08,133 --> 00:22:10,233 Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaigns? 477 00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:12,500 >> KHLOE: I don't know if people want to see me naked. 478 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,300 >> BRUCE: Don't you think you could lose a few pounds?