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He has to pull himself together.

2
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You were devastated
but it will return

3
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because you are talented, smart,
and damn good.

4
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You're an American treasure, you know that?

5
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You are crazy
BoJack the Horse.

6
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So make peace
from my lawn.

7
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I thought
that I'm at the Drive-In.

8
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How much did I drink last night?

9
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Last night? You are drunk

10
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the last two weeks, since then
you discovered that it was Diana

11
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engaged to Mr. Battery.
- Diana is engaged to him?

12
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I need a drink.
- No, that's enough drink.

13
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You're out of control.

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Princess Caroline, look.
I met John Stamos.

15
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This is not John Stamos.
-Princess Caroline,

16
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John and I both got piercings
to use. - That's not your ear.

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princess carolina,
John Stamos has died.

18
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Why, God?

19
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Why did you take John Stamos?

20
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That doesn't sound so bad.

21
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I forgot to mention to you
was naked all the time.

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We stand!

23
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That didn't happen here.
but in my office.

24
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We thought he would
night bath,

25
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but the current was too strong.

26
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God, I hope I wasn't driving.

27
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No, Todd was yours
temporary driver,

28
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then you are him
forced to drink.

29
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I'll go western
hamburger with cheese and bacon.

30
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BoJack, we're gonna get you
back on your feet.

31
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He must forget� Diana and
think of something else.

32
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hello? - Hello, Tony.
I am calling for a favor.

33
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Take the team to BoJack's house.
Can you be there for an hour?

34
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Yes. - Great.
- What happened?

35
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You are the new face of good whiskey.
- What is good whiskey?

36
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The city's German whiskey.

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I have a cat or something
talk like a doll?

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In Search of American Stars

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to talk about drinking.
As written for you.

40
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He just has to laugh
and stands upright.

41
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what do i know
It's tiring to watch.

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Pick me up� 80%
Time with its own drama

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and makes me 0% profit.
Make a damn commercial.

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7 in the morning, breakfast with
For Lenny Elvak.

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i have to go
You're in charge, Todd.

46
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Keep him out of trouble.
-Hurrah, responsibility!

47
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Hey.

48
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He really believes in what
what you said before

49
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be smart
talented and good?

50
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BoJack, I'm an agent.
I believe everything I say.

51
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Hey, where is he?
that cheeseburger?

52
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I already ordered
an hour ago.

53
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S1 E7 - Say Anything

54
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Lazy elvak, you skinny one
bastard. How the hell are you?

55
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I'm in a hurry
so I'll be quick.

56
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I have good news about the relationship
the picture we are putting together.

57
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Excuse me. hello?

58
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I just wanted to say thank you,
that you got me a job

59
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and they saved me
predictable BoJacks

60
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self-loathing spirals
and substance abuse.

61
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You are truly the best.
- I know. See you later.

62
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I think he sees in me
things others don't do.

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Yes, I'm fine. i have to go
-All this time I haven't...

64
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BoJack, on a very important one
I'm having breakfast right now.

65
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Okay, I have to go too.
- Sorry. What's the good news?

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We have Braff.
- You wonderful little boy.

67
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You finally got it
Zach Braff?

68
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There is no other director
not enough weight

69
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to make a film about the last days
Eva Brown. - Don't talk, mouse.

70
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Here you go. - The most beautiful
thank you my love

71
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Everything comes true.
With Braff as director,

72
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my client Cate Blanchett and
to producer Lenny Elvak

73
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this movie will be a real hit.

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Look, michka, I'm in this business
It's been a long time, hasn't it? A long time.

75
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And as I once told a young man
To Ed Begley Sr.:

76
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"It's not a real hit,
until the shot is right."

77
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I'm the best
agent in business.

78
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I can seal it
with hats in pants.

79
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Then I'll tell you
what I once said

80
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to young Buster
Keaton: "What?"

81
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Laura! what is happening?

82
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We are teaming up. - Don't speak. with whom?
- FME. Many were fired,

83
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some employees, however
they already came here.

84
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Everything is so sudden
and unexpected.

85
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It was not well arranged.

86
00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:06,639
Shit. Don't tell me it's one of the
new agents... -Vanessa Gekko.

87
00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:09,976
This cunning, hypocritical,
cold blooded, sick...

88
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What's going on, kitty?
- Gecko. - She's alive.

89
00:05:13,396 --> 00:05:17,317
how are you - What a morning, isn't it?

90
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I was taking a cycling lesson
with the choreography when I received the news.

91
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Can you imagine�? - No.

92
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I was so excited
that I rushed home

93
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made love to a 15-year-old man,

94
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prepared a hot breakfast for
my three beautiful girls,

95
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read them, decided them before
elite private school,

96
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and then I came
as quickly as possible.

97
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How old are your children?
- I have no children.

98
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will be. you are still...

99
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Anyway...
- Princess Caroline.

100
00:05:43,717 --> 00:05:47,638
I see you have already met
new team member.

101
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Vanessa Gekko, sir.
- I know.

102
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This merger is very exciting.
- I'm excited. - Me even more.

103
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You have to be, or at least
so it seems to me.

104
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It's hard to follow
who will be promoted

105
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and who shot.

106
00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:04,863
You are probably safe
or not. who knows

107
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What would you like, Todd?

108
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Good news and bad news.

109
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The bad news is,
that there is no good news

110
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the other bad news is,
that BoJack is missing.

111
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what? Where did he go?
The video is in his house.

112
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He just disappeared. Not at all
I know why you would leave.

113
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This whiskey is so smooth,

114
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to give me every touch
brings pure happiness.

115
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That was incredible. -Really?
- Can you say that in a tuxedo?

116
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i have to go I think
that it's time for my chance.

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Don't worry. i won't
stepped into the head again.

118
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Who let this fool go
can you sit in my chair

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Don't forget that I am your agent.
I want 10%. - Hello beautiful.

120
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what are you doing here? You should
to be on the set of a commercial.

121
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I know, but I was sitting there
and drank whiskey and...

122
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They didn't give you an artificial one
whiskey on set?

123
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They did, but I messed up
with whiskey. And it hit me.

124
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Why was I so excited
about Diana's engagement?

125
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You always stood by my side,
so I drank more whiskey

126
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and I came to tell you
what i feel - i see where this is going.

127
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Princess Carolina, what are we doing?

128
00:07:05,257 --> 00:07:07,260
Apparently we did
in love with each other.

129
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You're not in love with me.
You are in love with Diana.

130
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And you are not serious at all
in love with her.

131
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You mean just because he pays her,
to listen to you when you talk about yourself.

132
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Diana's engagement is the best
that ever happened to me.

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I realized that you are the one
with whom I must be.

134
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always says
when something happens.

135
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For which I was not nominated
people's choice award

136
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is the best we can do
it happened. i realized...

137
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That they caught me
with that cocaine

138
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is the best we can do
it happened. Get the bitch pregnant

139
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is the best that can be done
it happened to me.

140
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Sneezing at Marissa
Tomei is the best...

141
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Every time
something bad happens

142
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he comes to me for comfort.
This time will be different.

143
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I can't be your agent
and a girl. It doesn't work like that.

144
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Leni Elvak is on the line.
- I have to accept that. - That's right.

145
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But remember
I'm coming

146
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I will make sure too
that he will love me.

147
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Please don't. Hey.
- Bad news, princess.

148
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Braff used splicing
for resignation. - Carp.

149
00:08:02,022 --> 00:08:04,317
His new agent demands
double the money.

150
00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,568
As I once said
to a young Lionel Barrymore:

151
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"Shut up."

152
00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:11,824
Eva Braun is without a director
as dead as Eva Brown.

153
00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:15,744
He has to do something big.
What about the brother... - Hello?

154
00:08:15,869 --> 00:08:19,332
Ma'am, too much work. - That's it
was an important call.

155
00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:23,043
Important call, beep boop blorp.
- Stop the robotic voice.

156
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Princess Carolina, what are we doing?

157
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I work, you leave�.

158
00:08:28,048 --> 00:08:31,844
Before I go, I brought it to you
something sexy so you don't forget me�.

159
00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,846
Because we can't be
together every second

160
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whatever you want, I'm you
brought BoJack out of the cardboard box.

161
00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,977
It has a light-sensitive sound chip,
so whenever it passes,

162
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quotes a line from Jerry Maguire,
your favorite movie.

163
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It completes me. - What does he say?
Very sweet, isn't it?

164
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You had me at "hello".
- I don't have time for you two.

165
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I have to find a new director.

166
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But I could find it
my naked island...

167
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She left.

168
00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:01,165
A word of advice for you Laura…

169
00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,959
Don't talk about Steven Spielberg
about a Nazi romance.

170
00:09:04,084 --> 00:09:06,837
Just so you know, it's here
is up to the reorganization

171
00:09:06,962 --> 00:09:08,839
in property management.
- What will he say?

172
00:09:08,964 --> 00:09:10,674
You are with Vanessa Gekko
will share an office,

173
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until they find her another.
- Not to be anywhere. - There is something...

174
00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:18,015
Good news, Princess Caroline.
Vanessa is my new agent. - What?

175
00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:21,643
You said it couldn't be mine
girlfriend and agent, but you're fired.

176
00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:23,270
Now we can fall in love.

177
00:09:23,395 --> 00:09:26,190
I hope he likes money
BoJack. - That's great.

178
00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:29,026
I can date you now
and I have a better agent.

179
00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:32,029
We all win.
I am an honorary agent.

180
00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:35,324
Does happiness always follow?

181
00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:37,784
Create your own.

182
00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:41,288
It's Dob'r whiskey.

183
00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:42,956
Cut. That was great.

184
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Seriously? You know, I would
did a good job

185
00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:48,337
serious character,
but it is quite annoying

186
00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:52,007
when all these robots are looking at you
with sparkling red eyes.

187
00:09:52,132 --> 00:09:54,843
It's the cameras, Todd.
We are shooting a commercial.

188
00:09:54,968 --> 00:09:58,764
Would you like to shoot well?
Then get rid of them!

189
00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:02,351
I am the face of the brand,
I stand behind things

190
00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,353
and I am determined
capture argon

191
00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:08,399
of this text
German whiskey.

192
00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:12,488
I just think this one has
artificial whiskey flavor real?

193
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,572
If she wants to have BoJack,
he can have it�.

194
00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:18,284
There are directors who do not want to work
with him, the studios that don't want to hire him,

195
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:20,869
former aides with bans
approximation. - That's great.

196
00:10:20,994 --> 00:10:24,373
You know, it gets boring when it is
demand of all customers,

197
00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,208
so you are practical
they find work themselves.

198
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,752
Then there will be BoJack
lots of fun for you.

199
00:10:28,877 --> 00:10:31,130
Nobody wants to hire him.

200
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:34,758
Hello. I have an agent
from BoJack Horseman.

201
00:10:34,883 --> 00:10:36,427
I'd like to talk

202
00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:38,971
o very profitable
business opportunities.

203
00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:41,223
Don't kid me.
- I'm his agent.

204
00:10:41,348 --> 00:10:44,351
It's an opportunity
to blackmail you.

205
00:10:44,476 --> 00:10:47,688
Only yours.
- Needless to say,

206
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,232
it would be a shame if it was
these images have become public.

207
00:10:50,357 --> 00:10:52,610
Fortunately, you can
you can easily avoid this,

208
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:58,616
I'm with my partner
you pay $150.

209
00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:01,118
To everyone. - Just to find him
check book.

210
00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:06,415
Just yes marriage in California
photography is prohibited

211
00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:09,418
on private property without permission,
but you probably have it, right?

212
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:12,463
what do you say - Besides, you can
extortion is prosecuted

213
00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:15,424
as a class E felony.
That's easily 4 years in prison,

214
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,384
And let's add murder
Tupac Shakur's...

215
00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:20,012
We didn't do that. - Yes, this one
you can't blame us.

216
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:23,849
Someone has to take responsibility.
- Sorry to interrupt you.

217
00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:26,017
Forget we were here.

218
00:11:29,104 --> 00:11:32,816
That was fun. Laura, send it
basket with fruit and nuts.

219
00:11:32,941 --> 00:11:35,861
That's right, boss. - Who gave you permission?
using my assistant?

220
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:38,739
I am. - Hello,
Mr. Witherspoon.

221
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,783
Did you know that the human head
weighs 3.6 kg? - Fascinating.

222
00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:44,411
I'm sorry we have to
double everything

223
00:11:44,536 --> 00:11:47,414
while we decide who goes
where and who will be fired,

224
00:11:47,539 --> 00:11:50,792
but in the meantime you
help with intern,

225
00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:53,671
one of those on the rise
stars of our company,

226
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:57,550
Charlie Witherspoon.
- Hello. i...

227
00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,886
Excuse me...my hands
they are very sticky.

228
00:12:03,096 --> 00:12:05,766
God, have I messed everything up?

229
00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:10,187
Charlie was a publisher
published by the Harvard Lampoon.

230
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,939
He can be Princess Caroline's sidekick,
while I have Laura.

231
00:12:13,064 --> 00:12:15,064
Good thinking, boss.

232
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,195
The phone is ringing.
The phone is ringing.

233
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,821
what should i do?
what should i do?

234
00:12:19,946 --> 00:12:22,533
We will be in touch
Charlie. hello?

235
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:24,993
Princess Caroline, mom
the buyer is uncontrollable.

236
00:12:25,118 --> 00:12:28,706
BoJack is no longer my client.
- Not BoJack, Todd.

237
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,458
I think someone confused him
alcohol in the theater drink.

238
00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:34,920
You hypocrites. It's whiskey
the name of the district.

239
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:37,757
You can't just create
of whiskey in Germany.

240
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,800
That would be like
the creation of Ri-A-Roni

241
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,678
elsewhere than in San Francisco.
- No, no, no.

242
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,765
I'll be right back.

243
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,474
He has to come to his senses.

244
00:12:47,599 --> 00:12:50,310
You're a winner, aren't you?
You are Todd...just a little bit.

245
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:54,189
Meeting at 4:30
with Eva Brown's team.

246
00:12:54,314 --> 00:12:57,651
Carp. You're bloody Todd...

247
00:12:57,776 --> 00:13:01,530
How to drink? - Chavez.
- Does Chavez drink? - Yes. Why?

248
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:04,700
I don't know, I don't think so
Chavez. Look, I have to go.

249
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,493
It seems to me that you are not quite
ended with a motivational speech.

250
00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:09,955
I know, but I have to put it together
movie. Good luck.

251
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,333
Ready for a slogan? It's here.
- What the hell is going on?

252
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:16,295
"A woman who loved a man."
who hated everything".

253
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,380
That's bullshit.
- Don't kid me.

254
00:13:18,505 --> 00:13:22,008
where have you been
We've been looking for you everywhere.

255
00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:26,012
You have a meeting without me
Eva Brown? - I'm very sorry,

256
00:13:26,137 --> 00:13:28,140
but I didn't know which one
you have the protocol here,

257
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,100
these guys already are
were quite impatient.

258
00:13:30,225 --> 00:13:32,144
We're just finishing up.
- Kate is my client.

259
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:35,731
I'll come get you when it's over
I will restore everything to you.

260
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:39,693
Is that Quentin Tarantello?
- Yes, I added it to the project.

261
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:41,862
You knew he always wanted to
make a romantic comedy?

262
00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:45,574
Eva Braun is not romantic
comedy. - Bye.

263
00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:51,789
We live in a cynic
cynical world.

264
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,040
He's right, you know.

265
00:13:54,165 --> 00:13:57,294
Too many rotations. Hey.

266
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,962
I'm just late
an important meeting

267
00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:01,423
for I loved Todd, who is
too drunk to work

268
00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:03,550
because you switched
theater whisky

269
00:14:03,675 --> 00:14:06,345
with real whiskey.
It's ruining my life.

270
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,597
Have dinner with me tonight.
- No way.

271
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:12,184
Come on, just the two of us
and a bottle of Pinoy.

272
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,727
Probably more than one bottle
and some appetizers.

273
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:17,397
And an aperitif. Restaurant
it's mine, so you can be nice.

274
00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:19,900
i have to work
- You don't have to.

275
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:23,445
You decide to work.

276
00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:25,739
Why not once
chose to be happy?

277
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,829
When writing a biography,

278
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,665
spends a lot of time thinking
about the past.

279
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,543
I'm sorry I didn't
was a better friend

280
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,546
and a lover. - Thank you.

281
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,632
Lover is a strange word,
but thanks

282
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,718
I would like to get out of this stuffy house
old restaurants,

283
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,178
italian ice cream,
drove to the ocean

284
00:14:48,303 --> 00:14:51,598
and get your feet wet?
- That sounds great.

285
00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:53,559
Just to refresh my mind.

286
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:57,479
Awesome. I'll go get the car and see you
outside. Bounce, kitty.

287
00:14:57,604 --> 00:15:02,747
If you stare at your reflection for too long,
can fall in love�. She left.

288
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:06,613
What would you like, Gekko?
- I was hoping for a live chat,

289
00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:10,283
but you had to leave work early.
- I left at 8:30. what is that

290
00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:13,704
Kate and I had today
very good conversation.

291
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,581
We have so much in common

292
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,917
and because I work so much
for Eva Brown,

293
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,377
I thought it was strange
not to represent her.

294
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,713
No. No. No, no, no.

295
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,090
We are both capable
working mother,

296
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,509
so i understand
her priorities,

297
00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:29,553
so it will
walked over to me.

298
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,222
Being a mom helped
my career?

299
00:15:32,347 --> 00:15:34,391
I really can have it all.

300
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:38,395
This is not fair. I know all about Kate.
Her favorite color is red.

301
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,815
Favorite book is City of the Suffragettes.
Favorite <i>Spajica</i> is Beba.

302
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:45,193
I know everything I have to
that she is a beautiful British woman

303
00:15:45,318 --> 00:15:48,572
and that she will make me rich.
- She's Australian, moron.

304
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,825
If you need me, I will
in service. Goodbye.

305
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:55,787
Goodbye.

306
00:15:57,288 --> 00:16:00,793
Phone. -Charlie, give it to me
Cate Blanchett on the line.

307
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:04,254
Who is... well, I don't know...

308
00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:07,340
I'm sorry, I can't...

309
00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:09,885
Sticky.

310
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,720
You know what? It doesn't matter.

311
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,974
Vanessa Gekko so much
he wants Kate, and let him have her.

312
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,893
I'll be fine.
I will be happy.

313
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:21,187
I will be tonight
chose happiness.

314
00:16:21,312 --> 00:16:23,732
hello? I think I'm you
put it on silent.

315
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,859
Good night, Charlie.

316
00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:33,575
Shit.

317
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:37,162
Herb. How the hell
are you buddy

318
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:38,998
You are someone's last moments
made life miserable?

319
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,123
Please? - I have yours
message, fool.

320
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,797
If you want to tell me something, come in
Malibu and tell me to my face.

321
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:50,300
I'll be alive tomorrow
then who knows.

322
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,639
I'm sorry it took so long
so long.

323
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:58,224
I wanted to take a look
the best for you lover.

324
00:16:58,349 --> 00:17:03,689
I just got it
a bit of a strange call.

325
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:07,609
Me too. Let them go
solid, right?

326
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:11,530
Yes. - Shall we go for ice cream?

327
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,824
princess carolina,
what are we doing

328
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,993
Shall we go for ice cream?

329
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:21,623
That was a mistake.
I was behaving strangely.

330
00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:24,584
That call brought me back
back to reality.

331
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,294
You were right.
i don't love you

332
00:17:26,419 --> 00:17:28,755
You don't love me.
We are just two lonely people

333
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,257
who wants some
to hate less.

334
00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:34,011
Maybe that's all
which we will.

335
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,279
Maybe that's all
which we were.

336
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:39,099
That night, however, she was converted.

337
00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:45,022
You know what's the worst?
I knew what was going to happen

338
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,774
but I was still excited.

339
00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:50,613
So we agree
is it your fault?

340
00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:59,327
see you - Not even home
won't you take me?

341
00:17:59,452 --> 00:18:02,881
I'm sorry, but right now
I would like to be alone.

342
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,045
Of course, of course.

343
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,797
This is what you get when
fall in love with a horse.

344
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:12,922
Taxi.

345
00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:15,677
He has to come to his senses.

346
00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:17,721
Believe in yourself
fell in love a little

347
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:21,558
and got a broken heart.
You're right, but what's wrong with you?

348
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,352
From now on you can
cruel career girl.

349
00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:28,398
Go to work, be possible and not
waste time daydreaming.

350
00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:30,442
You are now a robot.

351
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,610
Beep bop bop blurp blip.

352
00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:39,159
Hello. - I just want to tell you,
that I'm fine.

353
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,745
People say that
when they are wrong.

354
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:45,498
Did I hurt you last night?
- I'm an agent, I have no feelings.

355
00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:48,376
I'm glad you called.
You had the right idea last night.

356
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:51,379
I have to get back to work.
Can you give me a new job?

357
00:18:51,504 --> 00:18:53,214
I'm no longer your agent
well no.

358
00:18:53,339 --> 00:18:55,842
Exactly. And then
tell anyone

359
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,100
Jerk!

360
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,560
I'm going to Malibu now
a visit to Herb Kazzaz.

361
00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:07,854
Cancer has what it is,
you know, the real thing.

362
00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:11,733
He still hates me, so I have to
good news at the end of the day.

363
00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:15,070
God, does she want to see Herb?
you are really...

364
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,552
No, I don't care.
I'm not interested.

365
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:21,952
I hope he likes to fight, Charlie,
because that's what we're going to do today.

366
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,705
My tie is stuck
printer. - That's great, Charlie.

367
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,415
If he turns them quickly,

368
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,960
do you think
as if the tie were heavy.

369
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,462
Vanessa, your client,
BoJack Horseman wants a job.

370
00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:36,008
Good luck. - Considering that.
Gwyneth arrived in the morning

371
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,051
and I wanted to show her
that is the main priority

372
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:41,346
so I tore in front of her
BoJack's contract.

373
00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:43,431
what? You wanted BoJack
rather engaged.

374
00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:46,518
I say we are really happy
said Mr. Hine

375
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,311
or whatever it is
the name of this horse.

376
00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:50,647
It doesn't work at all
profit to this company,

377
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,608
but it seems to take away from you
a lot of time.

378
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:57,070
I'm from Arizona, Jerry.
I went to school there.

379
00:19:57,195 --> 00:20:00,573
Todd, how do I turn off?
this thing? Todd!

380
00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:02,534
what? I don't have time.

381
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:05,662
It doesn't matter. I think
that I found out.

382
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,248
Now that I have a room to myself,

383
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,583
but I can practice the trombone.

384
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,176
It is currently in poor condition.
He can't just throw it away.

385
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,221
Best agent in the building
I can't find him a job.

386
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,848
Best agent in the building
she probably found him a job,

387
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:28,768
but I can get him a movie
end of day - I'd like that

388
00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:30,562
done by the end of the day
great, just then.

389
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,647
We won't do it any other way
dealing with it.

390
00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:36,359
Charlie, I heard it's NBC
grabbed her husband by his ties.

391
00:20:36,484 --> 00:20:38,403
Congratulations.

392
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,530
Thank you, father.

393
00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:45,368
Hi Marty,
Princess Caroline here.

394
00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:48,247
I would like to work with
BoJack Horse?

395
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:50,373
What does he say�?
Do I hate him?

396
00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:53,069
What does he say�?
No talent?

397
00:20:54,627 --> 00:20:57,923
What does he say�? That there will be no more
worked with him? What does he say�?

398
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,300
I want him to die in a fire
warehouses factories ass,

399
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:03,178
is boring to death under
a bunch of hot asses?

400
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,638
if you change your mind,
call me

401
00:21:05,763 --> 00:21:08,767
BoJack, what am I going to do with you?
- I don't understand

402
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,685
why so
try with him.

403
00:21:10,810 --> 00:21:12,854
He is a real burden,
Princess Caroline.

404
00:21:12,979 --> 00:21:15,481
if he won't shake it,
she will never be happy.

405
00:21:15,606 --> 00:21:17,234
Help me help myself.

406
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,237
That's it, of course.

407
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,281
Cameron Vransky,
you skinny bastard.

408
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,117
He knows he's Jerry Maguire
my favorite movie of all time?

409
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:29,079
All your films are so human.
which is impressive because you're a crow.

410
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:32,665
My name is Cameron Vransky,
but I'm actually a raven

411
00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:36,169
a common mistake. - Whatever
Are you... - Raven.

412
00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:38,838
I brought you this.
- The city of suffragettes...

413
00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:41,300
"coming of age story."
about rock music,

414
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:45,386
as a teenager in the 80s and
buying zoos"?

415
00:21:45,511 --> 00:21:48,389
How have I never heard of this book?
- You would be a perfect director

416
00:21:48,514 --> 00:21:51,143
for the film about
and i know it is

417
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:54,646
Cate Blanchett's favorite book.
I think he will agree immediately.

418
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:56,606
You should call her.

419
00:21:56,731 --> 00:21:59,442
You see... yes.
Crows crow.

420
00:21:59,567 --> 00:22:02,070
Once again, I'm not a crow.

421
00:22:05,531 --> 00:22:08,160
Kate, listen to me
he is making a big mistake�.

422
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,453
Eva Brown is yours
the dream, remember?

423
00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:12,705
Kate? hello?

424
00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:16,501
Cate! - Oh, what happened?

425
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:18,711
Kate canceled the show
in your holocaust film,

426
00:22:18,836 --> 00:22:21,756
so she could record mine
Cameron Vransky's movie?

427
00:22:21,881 --> 00:22:25,677
Why don't you go home and
closer to the husband and children?

428
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:29,264
Which one of you is in control
Eva Braun package?

429
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:33,185
Me, sir. - Vanessa, you're right
screwed him with it.

430
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,645
Are you fired? Not really.

431
00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:39,149
Can it work here? no.
- Leni Elvak is here for you.

432
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:43,069
Thank you, Laura. - I work for an hour
film with Cate Blanchett,

433
00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:46,281
the next moment I'm shooting
with Cameron Vranski about tapes.

434
00:22:46,406 --> 00:22:49,534
As I told Ed Porter
The Great Train Robbery Premiere:

435
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,786
"The train is going straight
against me."

436
00:22:51,911 --> 00:22:53,830
What the hell is going on?
- I don't know, Lenny.

437
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:57,209
Eva Braun was Vanessa's project.
- All this work for nothing.

438
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,378
Now Quentin has Tarantino
four hands in my ass,

439
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,462
because he was inspired to create
romantic comedy.

440
00:23:01,587 --> 00:23:03,548
He knows what would be good
romantic comedy?

441
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,925
Do you remember when someone stole?
The letter D from the Hollywood sign,

442
00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:09,888
so he could propose to his girlfriend?
- That would be a good movie,

443
00:23:10,013 --> 00:23:13,474
but who would play the lead role?
Probably some forgetful person.

444
00:23:13,599 --> 00:23:15,852
You know how Quentin likes it
revives dead careers.

445
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:19,564
That's his thing.
- You know, who would be good?

446
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,941
Show me the money.

447
00:23:24,402 --> 00:23:27,947
Yes. - Good news.
You are with me again

448
00:23:28,072 --> 00:23:31,034
I have you in charge
role in a romantic comedy.

449
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:34,204
Who is the best agent?
in the world? - What?

450
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:36,831
I experienced hell today
but it was worth it

451
00:23:36,956 --> 00:23:40,168
because I found you a job.
Not excited?

452
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:42,712
No. What do I know?

453
00:23:42,837 --> 00:23:44,672
i don't care

454
00:23:44,797 --> 00:23:47,717
You said you would
he loved his job.

455
00:23:47,842 --> 00:23:50,303
It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

456
00:23:50,428 --> 00:23:53,931
What happened in Malibu?
- I have to decide.

457
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:57,685
Does he need anything?

458
00:23:57,810 --> 00:24:01,189
No thanks, Laura. Go home.
See you tomorrow.

459
00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,690
Will he leave soon?

460
00:24:02,815 --> 00:24:05,402
where should i go

461
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,374
all the best,
Princess Caroline.

462
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:22,543
Thank you, phone.

463
00:24:22,668 --> 00:24:24,754
You are 40 years old.

464
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