1 00:00:08,689 --> 00:00:10,241 For the purposes of the recording, 2 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,965 I'm showing miss hunter a photograph. 3 00:00:13,068 --> 00:00:15,965 Exhibit reference rh008. 4 00:00:20,068 --> 00:00:22,413 Why won't you look? 5 00:00:22,517 --> 00:00:24,206 Why do you think? 6 00:00:26,689 --> 00:00:27,724 Guilt? 7 00:00:30,034 --> 00:00:32,103 I've told you everything that I know. 8 00:00:33,793 --> 00:00:34,896 People are dead. 9 00:00:42,689 --> 00:00:45,448 You wait too long to speak up, 10 00:00:45,551 --> 00:00:48,689 you lose control of what happens next. 11 00:01:33,931 --> 00:01:35,344 Ems, what's going on? 12 00:01:35,448 --> 00:01:37,724 What are you doing here? Ems, it's 6:00 A.M. 13 00:01:37,827 --> 00:01:39,413 He's having an affair! 14 00:01:41,241 --> 00:01:43,137 That trip to New York? 15 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:44,551 Total fucking lie! 16 00:01:44,655 --> 00:01:46,000 Come on. 17 00:01:46,103 --> 00:01:48,689 Come on, sit down. Sit down. 18 00:01:48,793 --> 00:01:50,586 Calm. Breathe. 19 00:01:52,275 --> 00:01:53,689 Tell me what happened. 20 00:01:53,793 --> 00:01:57,586 Okay, so... I was booking a surprise trip 21 00:01:57,689 --> 00:01:59,448 for our fourth wedding anniversary. 22 00:01:59,551 --> 00:02:01,000 - Yeah? - I went to check to see 23 00:02:01,103 --> 00:02:03,206 if my passport was in date and... 24 00:02:03,310 --> 00:02:09,137 Right there, next to mine... Was his. 25 00:02:09,241 --> 00:02:11,137 The fuck? 26 00:02:11,241 --> 00:02:12,689 Well... 27 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,620 I'm gonna say something as your best friend. 28 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:23,655 But, well, maybe Dan just wanted a little bit of... 29 00:02:23,758 --> 00:02:26,620 - Me time. - Me time? 30 00:02:26,724 --> 00:02:29,344 Well, it's not like he doesn't have form. 31 00:02:29,448 --> 00:02:31,827 Remember when he told you he was at his mum's, 32 00:02:31,931 --> 00:02:34,586 but he was actually on that bender with ajay? 33 00:02:34,689 --> 00:02:37,103 - Yeah, that was different. - No. 34 00:02:37,206 --> 00:02:40,689 He's probably with him right now, this second. 35 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:44,827 Sometimes, we all just need to push the pause button. 36 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:47,241 Dan's just pushing his. 37 00:02:47,344 --> 00:02:50,310 And I think maybe you should do the same. 38 00:02:50,413 --> 00:02:52,586 - Take a pause from Dan? - What? 39 00:02:52,689 --> 00:02:56,103 No. From work, you muppet. 40 00:02:56,206 --> 00:02:59,000 You've not just been, you know, you in ages. 41 00:02:59,103 --> 00:03:02,206 Take a day off. I can cover. 42 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:04,000 I got you. 43 00:03:06,931 --> 00:03:09,000 Fuck. 44 00:03:11,344 --> 00:03:13,172 What the fuck am I doing here? 45 00:03:13,275 --> 00:03:14,482 It's okay. 46 00:03:14,586 --> 00:03:17,103 I'm so sorry. 47 00:03:17,206 --> 00:03:18,896 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 48 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,862 - Go back to bed, please. - Are you sure? 49 00:03:20,965 --> 00:03:22,551 Yes, please. 50 00:03:22,655 --> 00:03:23,596 You can stay if you want. 51 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,137 No. 52 00:03:25,241 --> 00:03:29,137 Let's never speak this ever again. 53 00:03:29,241 --> 00:03:31,827 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 54 00:03:31,931 --> 00:03:33,931 My god, your skin is so glowing. 55 00:03:34,034 --> 00:03:35,551 Thank you. 56 00:03:35,655 --> 00:03:37,965 - Thank you. - Always. 57 00:03:40,758 --> 00:03:43,379 - I love you. - I love you. 58 00:03:46,724 --> 00:03:48,655 Fuck it. 59 00:03:48,758 --> 00:03:50,318 - What are you doing? - Let's find out. 60 00:03:50,413 --> 00:03:53,413 - Who are you calling? - Dan. 61 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,000 Emes, wait! Stop! 62 00:04:08,103 --> 00:04:09,482 It's not what you think! 63 00:04:09,586 --> 00:04:11,000 Please, just listen! 64 00:04:11,103 --> 00:04:13,103 Emes! 65 00:04:13,206 --> 00:04:15,344 Emes, wait! Stop! 66 00:04:15,448 --> 00:04:17,793 Fuck! 67 00:04:17,896 --> 00:04:19,655 I'm so sorry, ems. This is so fucked up. 68 00:04:19,758 --> 00:04:21,793 Will you shut the fuck up? 69 00:04:25,655 --> 00:04:26,931 How... my god. 70 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:29,172 Fuck. 71 00:04:29,275 --> 00:04:31,413 Have you been do... 72 00:04:31,517 --> 00:04:32,976 how long have you been doing... fuck! 73 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,344 You told us to hang out together. 74 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:35,631 - It's not our fault. - It's my fault. 75 00:04:35,655 --> 00:04:37,251 Of course it is. Of course it's my fault. 76 00:04:37,275 --> 00:04:38,493 - It's my fault. - Look, we should've told you. 77 00:04:38,517 --> 00:04:39,620 We should've told you. 78 00:04:39,724 --> 00:04:41,793 We were waiting for the right time. 79 00:04:51,448 --> 00:04:54,206 Emily... Tell us what happened. 80 00:04:58,068 --> 00:04:59,620 It started with the group. 81 00:06:15,482 --> 00:06:17,827 What the fuck am I doing? 82 00:06:17,931 --> 00:06:20,000 - My god! - Jesus bloody Christ! 83 00:06:20,103 --> 00:06:22,103 - Where did you come from? - What's your problem? 84 00:06:22,206 --> 00:06:23,827 Well, maybe don't sneak up on people. 85 00:06:23,931 --> 00:06:25,758 I'm sorry. Did my face hurt your umbrella? 86 00:06:29,724 --> 00:06:31,758 I've already rung the bell. 87 00:06:40,517 --> 00:06:43,758 - So you here for the... - nope. 88 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,586 Maybe. 89 00:06:45,689 --> 00:06:47,000 Someone's on edge. 90 00:06:48,758 --> 00:06:50,758 Brilliantly observed. Gold star for you. 91 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:54,551 Pardon me, Mary poppins. 92 00:06:57,862 --> 00:07:00,896 Pain... whispers. 93 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,413 It screams. Tires you out. 94 00:07:03,517 --> 00:07:05,000 Makes you angry. 95 00:07:05,103 --> 00:07:09,344 Makes you wonder if you'll ever feel happy again. 96 00:07:09,448 --> 00:07:15,000 But pain, I promise you, is where healing begins. 97 00:07:15,103 --> 00:07:17,068 Sorry we're late. 98 00:07:17,172 --> 00:07:19,034 Once more and you're out. 99 00:07:21,551 --> 00:07:22,827 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 100 00:07:25,724 --> 00:07:27,379 Or am I? 101 00:07:30,068 --> 00:07:31,379 Come, please. 102 00:07:40,482 --> 00:07:44,379 Welcome to divorce support circle. 103 00:07:44,482 --> 00:07:46,344 I'm Malcolm, sagittarius, 104 00:07:46,448 --> 00:07:50,172 licensed therapist, and divorce survivor. 105 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,793 Now, over the next eight sessions, 106 00:07:54,896 --> 00:07:59,551 we're here to figure out how to stop being angry 107 00:07:59,655 --> 00:08:02,724 and start moving on. 108 00:08:02,827 --> 00:08:04,931 And as punishment for being late, 109 00:08:05,034 --> 00:08:08,724 why don't you kick us off? 110 00:08:08,827 --> 00:08:11,379 What's your name and what brings you here? 111 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,103 Emily. 112 00:08:16,206 --> 00:08:20,413 Taurus. 113 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:25,206 PR direct... former PR director. 114 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:27,241 Okay. Good, Emily. 115 00:08:28,827 --> 00:08:30,413 What about you, madam? 116 00:08:30,517 --> 00:08:32,103 - Me? - Yeah. 117 00:08:32,206 --> 00:08:34,862 Hi. Hello, everyone. 118 00:08:34,965 --> 00:08:36,965 I'm... I'm Rachel Koffman. 119 00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:38,655 And I'm just really happy to be here. 120 00:08:38,758 --> 00:08:40,413 It's really nice to meet you all. 121 00:08:40,517 --> 00:08:43,344 Well, what to say about me? 122 00:08:43,448 --> 00:08:47,689 Well, I'm a mum to two gorgeous children, lula and joshy. 123 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:50,482 And, well, I dog-sit for my parents, 124 00:08:50,586 --> 00:08:51,965 their three little pups. 125 00:08:52,068 --> 00:08:55,758 There's Chandler and Monica and schnorbitz the third. 126 00:08:55,862 --> 00:08:57,793 Sorry, I'm babbling. 127 00:08:57,896 --> 00:08:59,448 It's just because I'm shitting it. 128 00:08:59,551 --> 00:09:00,689 Shit, sorry, sorry. 129 00:09:00,793 --> 00:09:01,993 Are you allowed to swear here? 130 00:09:02,068 --> 00:09:04,241 Swearing is obligatory, Rachel. 131 00:09:08,517 --> 00:09:10,310 What about you, sir? 132 00:09:12,551 --> 00:09:13,931 I'm calum. 133 00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:18,862 My ex... I could never do anything right. 134 00:09:18,965 --> 00:09:22,551 And when the money ran out, so did she. 135 00:09:22,655 --> 00:09:24,793 I have a daughter, Bella. 136 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:30,758 It's the only thing that's kept me going this last year. 137 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:34,827 And no matter how messy it gets... 138 00:09:34,931 --> 00:09:37,068 She'll always know I'm there. 139 00:09:37,172 --> 00:09:39,344 Thank you, calum. Thank you. 140 00:09:42,551 --> 00:09:44,793 Steven. 141 00:09:44,896 --> 00:09:48,137 Former sergeant major, British army. 142 00:09:48,241 --> 00:09:50,310 26 years. 143 00:09:50,413 --> 00:09:52,896 Mainly infantry. 144 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,241 Married to sue for 20. 145 00:09:59,103 --> 00:10:02,068 Look, I'll be honest with you. 146 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:04,758 I'm an imposter. 147 00:10:04,862 --> 00:10:08,413 My old man said that when women reach 40, 148 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,517 they all go mad. 149 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,965 And that's what's happened to sue. 150 00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:16,344 She told me to come here, so that's why I'm here. 151 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:22,034 And hopefully she'll get over all this... nonsense. 152 00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:25,000 And... yeah. 153 00:10:26,931 --> 00:10:29,655 Good work, Steven. Is it Steve or Steven? 154 00:10:29,758 --> 00:10:33,344 Steven. With a "v." 155 00:10:33,448 --> 00:10:34,655 Very good. 156 00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:38,103 Yo! 157 00:10:38,206 --> 00:10:40,965 What about you, bro? 158 00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:45,758 I'm tej. 159 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,724 Sorry, tej. Do you mind? 160 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:55,620 Been divorced 6 months... 16 days. 161 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,448 My god, you're so young. 162 00:10:57,551 --> 00:11:00,172 - Okay, thank you. - Sorry, sorry. 163 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:08,517 You know, I think about it sometimes. 164 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:13,103 Just making her go through what I've gone through. 165 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:21,965 Okay, that's not quite the kind of thing 166 00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:24,379 we're aiming for, tej. 167 00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,965 Let's refocus, shall we? 168 00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:29,827 Right, great intros, everyone, thank you. 169 00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:32,448 Now, I... 170 00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:36,275 I'm so sorry. Please. 171 00:11:36,379 --> 00:11:39,000 Rita, records clerk. Nice to meet you all. 172 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:50,620 I'm... I'm here because... I'm here. 173 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:53,586 Thank you, Rita. 174 00:11:55,517 --> 00:11:57,862 Right. Let's see... 175 00:11:57,965 --> 00:12:03,275 If we can turn all that chaos, yeah, into clarity 176 00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:06,379 with an exercise Malcolm likes to call... 177 00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:08,620 The pain-to-power pivot. 178 00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:11,793 Pain-to-power pivot. 179 00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:13,275 - Good. - Yes! 180 00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:14,758 That's the kind of energy we need. 181 00:12:14,862 --> 00:12:17,275 Okay, everyone, up on their feet. 182 00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:36,896 Ready salted? Really? 183 00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:41,206 Backbone of the British crisp. 184 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:45,000 Undisputed king of the salty snack. 185 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,137 Nah. Salt and vinegar. 186 00:12:50,241 --> 00:12:52,896 Top of the league. Unbeatable. 187 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,551 Categorically and statistically, you're both wrong. 188 00:12:57,655 --> 00:12:58,803 Cheese and onion are the best. 189 00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:00,965 Riveting conversation. 190 00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:05,034 I bet all you eat is that posh hand-cooked pish, poppins. 191 00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:06,551 No. 192 00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:15,517 I think we're forgetting our manners. 193 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,517 Thanks for the snacks, Karen. 194 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,482 Rita. 195 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,862 My wife would love this place. 196 00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:32,034 She's got a thing for beams and low ceilings. 197 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:37,586 Beams are lovely. 198 00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:40,068 Wish I'd used one to cave in my ex's brains. 199 00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:48,620 Sorry. 200 00:13:51,655 --> 00:13:52,827 Cheers to that! 201 00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,620 Good morning. Message for Emily hunter. 202 00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:19,137 It's haverleigh homes estate agents here again. 203 00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:21,310 We urgently need your key for Ivy cottage 204 00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:23,482 as the completion is today. 205 00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:24,872 Can you please return it this morning? 206 00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:28,172 Thank you. 207 00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:58,827 No... no, please, no. 208 00:15:12,689 --> 00:15:14,793 - What the fuck? - Please, look, ems. 209 00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:16,527 It wasn't selling and we needed somewhere 210 00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:18,113 - to live with the baby. - You bought our fucking home? 211 00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:19,310 You'll still get your money. 212 00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:20,655 Daddy bought it for us. 213 00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:22,206 How could you not tell me? 214 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:24,310 Come on, ems, just don't start. 215 00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:27,068 I'm sorry, Dan. Am I making a scene? 216 00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:28,482 I cannot deal with this. 217 00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:30,206 - Baby. - Wow. 218 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:37,000 You took my Dan, my job, and my home. 219 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,689 Congratulations, you conniving, evil, 220 00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,620 fucking two-faced cow. 221 00:15:43,620 --> 00:15:46,586 I did everything for you. 222 00:15:46,689 --> 00:15:48,793 I found this house. 223 00:15:48,896 --> 00:15:50,551 Like I found your wedding venue 224 00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:54,034 and your honeymoon and even your shoes. 225 00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:58,344 You let me be your sidekick, your shadow. 226 00:15:58,448 --> 00:16:01,965 You're my best friend. I loved you. 227 00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:05,689 You loved me being small, so you could feel big. 228 00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:09,931 Come on, babe. 229 00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:34,068 "I" is for "isolation." 230 00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:37,586 "V," "volatility." 231 00:16:37,689 --> 00:16:42,275 "O" is for "over analysis." 232 00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:45,965 "R," "resignation." 233 00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:49,379 "C" is for "clarity." 234 00:16:49,482 --> 00:16:51,827 Maybe this had to happen. 235 00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:55,827 And finally, "e." 236 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,103 "Emergence." 237 00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:06,482 And these are Malcolm's seven stages of divorce. 238 00:17:06,586 --> 00:17:07,758 Wow. 239 00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,551 Do we have to call it that? 240 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:13,344 Don't say the word, mate. Just gives it power. 241 00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:15,517 Like Voldemort. 242 00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:20,724 It's not fear. I just hate it. 243 00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:22,551 It's an arsehole of a word. 244 00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:24,689 Just say it. "Divorce." 245 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,241 It's like sand. 246 00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:28,896 It's all dry and scratchy in your mouth. 247 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,827 No, it doesn't have to be a bad thing. 248 00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:33,931 Take me and Jack. 249 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,206 We uncoupled four months ago. 250 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:42,517 And... It's... it's fine. It's been fine. 251 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,793 You know, it doesn't have to be a bad thing. 252 00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,758 These things are just meant to be. 253 00:17:46,862 --> 00:17:49,000 You know, the important thing to remember 254 00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:52,034 is that divorce isn't a cliff. 255 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,517 No, no, no. 256 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:57,241 It's wide and open like a corridor. 257 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,931 I couldn't agree more, Malcolm. 258 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,689 I've actually read all the books. 259 00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,724 - Corridor. - Lean in, lean out. 260 00:18:02,827 --> 00:18:04,793 Divorce for dummies who married one. 261 00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:06,344 The art of uncoupling. 262 00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:08,448 Divorce your past, not your future. 263 00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:10,310 - Books do not help. - Divorce. 264 00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:12,853 You can do anything you want when you get the right tip here. 265 00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:23,896 Hey. 266 00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:50,620 So, I went to the house, dropped the keys off, 267 00:18:50,724 --> 00:18:52,758 and there they all were. 268 00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:56,275 Turns out her parents had bought them the house. 269 00:18:56,379 --> 00:18:57,665 Dan's name might be on the deeds, 270 00:18:57,689 --> 00:19:00,517 but he hadn't even bothered telling me. 271 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,344 What kind of people do that? 272 00:19:03,965 --> 00:19:06,172 So your best friend stole your husband? 273 00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:09,137 And then she stole your company? 274 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:13,827 I couldn't face work for months and then... 275 00:19:13,931 --> 00:19:16,241 Her dad offered me peanuts to buy it 276 00:19:16,344 --> 00:19:19,103 just to keep the lights on apparently but... 277 00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:21,068 I was too wrecked to care, you know? 278 00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:23,862 And now they're both living in your house? 279 00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:28,620 Put everything into that place. 280 00:19:28,724 --> 00:19:30,689 Everything. 281 00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:32,689 That is brutal. 282 00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:36,206 You just want to hurt them, don't you? 283 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:38,000 Scream at them. 284 00:19:39,862 --> 00:19:42,344 Make them feel what you feel. 285 00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:48,103 I've got a confession. 286 00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:50,206 I'm not here by choice. 287 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:52,689 I was ordered by a court, 288 00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:58,379 because I may have punched Charlotte in the face. 289 00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:00,448 What? 290 00:20:05,724 --> 00:20:08,413 - What? - No! 291 00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:13,068 - All right. - All right. 292 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:15,137 I faked a pest control license 293 00:20:15,241 --> 00:20:18,689 so I could inspect the TikTok tart's flat... 294 00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:21,103 And found his clothes in there. 295 00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:23,000 Shit. 296 00:20:23,103 --> 00:20:26,896 Well, I... I spent thousands 297 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:31,310 on madame selene's mystic tarot readings. 298 00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:33,862 And I... I don't even believe in that crap. 299 00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:38,068 Don't believe in it. 300 00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:43,413 I watched mamma Mia! 17 times in a row. 301 00:20:43,517 --> 00:20:45,172 Aww. It's a lovely film. 302 00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:49,137 I don't know why. I just, I couldn't stop it. 303 00:20:49,241 --> 00:20:51,931 I slept in my wedding suit for a month after she dumped me. 304 00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:56,724 I keep buying her favorite biscuits out of habit. 305 00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:01,310 I don't even like them. 306 00:21:02,965 --> 00:21:05,000 I mean, why do they just get to move on 307 00:21:05,103 --> 00:21:08,758 and we just sit here? 308 00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:10,413 Karma will get them. 309 00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:12,103 Karma's a concept. 310 00:21:12,206 --> 00:21:15,758 But revenge... 311 00:21:20,482 --> 00:21:21,482 That's real. 312 00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:36,793 Maybe it's time Dan and Charlotte 313 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,827 got a wee taste of their own medicine. 314 00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:45,517 - You're not serious. - I'm sorry. 315 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:47,758 You can't treat people like that 316 00:21:47,862 --> 00:21:50,724 and expect to get away with it. 317 00:21:50,827 --> 00:21:53,310 Just, it's not right. 318 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,827 Just, you know what I'm saying? 319 00:21:55,931 --> 00:21:59,137 Let's... mess with them a little bit? 320 00:22:01,413 --> 00:22:02,517 But what could I do? 321 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:04,068 Not "I." 322 00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:07,034 'Cause you won't be alone. 323 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,172 An eye for an eye. 324 00:22:15,379 --> 00:22:16,758 Yeah, okay. 325 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,379 I'm in. 326 00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:27,827 Come on, poppins. 327 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:34,034 If you could wish for anything... Anything... 328 00:22:34,137 --> 00:22:36,241 What would it be? 329 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:47,551 Get... them... Out of my house. 330 00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:52,862 Damn right. 331 00:22:52,965 --> 00:22:55,068 Right. Operation Ivy cottage. 332 00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:57,862 We need to lay the groundwork first. 333 00:22:57,965 --> 00:22:59,931 We need to know her weak spots. 334 00:23:00,034 --> 00:23:01,965 She's proper new age. You know, crystals, 335 00:23:02,068 --> 00:23:03,655 chakras and all that woo-woo shit. 336 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:06,000 Wanker. We can work with that. 337 00:23:06,103 --> 00:23:09,931 Use it to rattle her, drive her to the edge. 338 00:23:10,034 --> 00:23:11,689 Watch the mandala, it's an original. 339 00:23:11,793 --> 00:23:13,137 Phase one. 340 00:23:13,241 --> 00:23:14,931 Strip the life, leave the bricks. 341 00:23:15,034 --> 00:23:16,068 Dan, come here! 342 00:23:16,172 --> 00:23:17,620 Remove the anchors. 343 00:23:17,724 --> 00:23:19,206 Make the home feel hollow. 344 00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:20,586 You need to find it! 345 00:23:20,689 --> 00:23:21,931 Madam, you called and cancelled 346 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,424 - your removal this morning. - What? 347 00:23:23,448 --> 00:23:25,655 For fuck's sake! What are you on about? 348 00:23:25,758 --> 00:23:27,798 You were there, I watched you pack up all my stuff. 349 00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:29,517 You need to sort this right now. 350 00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:31,527 There's nothing to sort. It's logged right here. 351 00:23:31,551 --> 00:23:33,758 - Phase two. - Hi, my lovely. 352 00:23:33,862 --> 00:23:36,724 To flush 'em out, we flush ourselves in. 353 00:23:36,827 --> 00:23:38,655 I'm actually the tarot reader. 354 00:23:38,758 --> 00:23:40,862 I'm... I'm Esme nocturne. 355 00:23:40,965 --> 00:23:42,379 - I am. - Yeah? 356 00:23:42,482 --> 00:23:43,827 Into that sort of thing, yeah. 357 00:23:43,931 --> 00:23:46,793 Come in. 358 00:23:46,896 --> 00:23:48,310 Plant the seeds. 359 00:23:48,413 --> 00:23:51,344 Little sign here. Little warning there. 360 00:23:51,448 --> 00:23:53,344 Past ain't finished with her. 361 00:23:53,448 --> 00:23:55,344 The tarot suggests sudden change. 362 00:23:55,448 --> 00:23:58,275 Upheaval. Resistance. 363 00:23:58,379 --> 00:24:01,620 Like, you know, staying in a place we're not meant to. 364 00:24:01,724 --> 00:24:04,206 But we've only just moved in. 365 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:05,551 We're not going anywhere. 366 00:24:07,206 --> 00:24:08,862 I didn't necessarily mean the house, 367 00:24:08,965 --> 00:24:10,885 but interesting that your mind went there first. 368 00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:17,137 Ooh... yeah. 369 00:24:17,241 --> 00:24:22,448 The cards are saying... You can't outrun your shadow. 370 00:24:22,551 --> 00:24:23,689 Phase three. 371 00:24:23,793 --> 00:24:25,482 Sow doubt. 372 00:24:25,586 --> 00:24:28,724 Feed a paranoia until she can't trust her own shadow. 373 00:24:28,827 --> 00:24:30,310 All done here. 374 00:24:30,413 --> 00:24:32,133 Happy to report no signs of rodent activity 375 00:24:32,206 --> 00:24:33,965 and we sealed all potential entry points. 376 00:24:34,068 --> 00:24:36,379 That should keep the street infestation out for now. 377 00:24:38,482 --> 00:24:42,379 All my security cameras are in position. 378 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:46,379 Watch this. Ta-da. 379 00:24:46,482 --> 00:24:48,724 And once we've done that, phase four, 380 00:24:48,827 --> 00:24:51,206 the tipping point, something visceral, 381 00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:55,827 her greatest fear, the point of no return. 382 00:24:55,931 --> 00:24:59,068 And then we strike, tomorrow night. 383 00:24:59,172 --> 00:25:01,103 - Sound good? - Calum! 384 00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,965 - Calum! - Yo! 385 00:25:07,068 --> 00:25:08,758 I've got the payload for you! 386 00:25:08,862 --> 00:25:10,344 Come on up! 387 00:25:13,862 --> 00:25:15,310 Stairs! 388 00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:24,862 Why didn't you come up? 389 00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:26,482 Height's not for me. 390 00:25:26,586 --> 00:25:28,137 That's fair. 391 00:25:28,241 --> 00:25:30,586 You know, roofings in the top ten most dangerous jobs. 392 00:25:30,689 --> 00:25:32,275 Dick Van dyke made it look easy. 393 00:25:32,379 --> 00:25:35,620 Yeah, he was a chimney sweep, poppins, not a roofer. 394 00:25:35,724 --> 00:25:37,862 Ho-ho-ho! 395 00:25:37,965 --> 00:25:40,206 You little beauties. 396 00:25:42,206 --> 00:25:45,517 Thanks for dropping them off. 397 00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:47,344 Can you imagine? 398 00:25:47,448 --> 00:25:49,793 Dan and Charlotte, romantic dinner. 399 00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,482 Chill music playing. 400 00:25:51,586 --> 00:25:53,034 Then all the lights go out. 401 00:25:53,137 --> 00:25:55,172 I drop these babies down the chimney. 402 00:25:55,275 --> 00:25:57,206 And all you can hear is these bad boys 403 00:25:57,310 --> 00:25:59,827 scratching and scampering. 404 00:25:59,931 --> 00:26:02,137 See, when tej hits the lights again, 405 00:26:02,241 --> 00:26:05,310 and these wee guys are doing the conga across the table, 406 00:26:05,413 --> 00:26:08,758 well, by that point, I'd be looking for a new postcode. 407 00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:13,448 You do realize the whole thing is insane, right? 408 00:26:13,551 --> 00:26:15,448 Yeah. Fun, though. 409 00:26:17,689 --> 00:26:20,448 - What if it goes wrong? - It won't. 410 00:26:20,551 --> 00:26:24,379 Anyway, you won't be there, so no-one can pin it on you. 411 00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:26,522 Still can't believe you guys are doing this for me. 412 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,275 Don't flatter yourself. 413 00:26:28,379 --> 00:26:29,700 We're all selfish, broken buggers. 414 00:26:29,724 --> 00:26:31,517 We're doing it for ourselves. 415 00:26:34,896 --> 00:26:37,620 But, honestly, just say the word and it's off. 416 00:26:39,586 --> 00:26:41,586 I think Steve will have four simultaneous strokes 417 00:26:41,689 --> 00:26:43,689 if I back out now. 418 00:26:43,793 --> 00:26:45,010 Yeah, he's proper intense, isn't he? 419 00:26:45,034 --> 00:26:48,000 Are you scared of him? 420 00:26:48,103 --> 00:26:49,655 A wee bit. You? 421 00:26:49,758 --> 00:26:52,068 Yeah, I mean, yeah. 422 00:26:52,172 --> 00:26:55,206 Right. 6:30 tomorrow night. 423 00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:58,758 It's a lot, isn't it? 424 00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:05,137 Everything. 425 00:27:05,241 --> 00:27:07,000 I just want it to stop. 426 00:27:10,793 --> 00:27:14,413 You know, you're not at all what I expected. 427 00:27:14,517 --> 00:27:16,241 Same. 428 00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:21,241 Dad, you're so extra. 429 00:27:21,344 --> 00:27:26,068 Dad, you're so... it's my daughter. I need to go. 430 00:27:26,172 --> 00:27:29,000 She's lucky. My dad didn't give a shit. 431 00:27:42,413 --> 00:27:46,068 I thought maybe this would cheer you up. 432 00:27:46,172 --> 00:27:49,827 You're always kind of... sad. 433 00:27:54,724 --> 00:27:58,034 Before you, I didn't even know what happy was. 434 00:28:00,551 --> 00:28:04,206 So if I ever seem sad, it's just because I miss you. 435 00:28:04,310 --> 00:28:07,034 Okay? 436 00:28:12,103 --> 00:28:13,310 Nearly forgot. 437 00:28:13,413 --> 00:28:17,965 I... Made you these. 438 00:28:19,413 --> 00:28:20,758 Wow. 439 00:28:20,862 --> 00:28:23,379 - A not totally rubbish present. - No. 440 00:28:23,482 --> 00:28:26,000 I put your name on them so nobody can Nick them. 441 00:28:26,103 --> 00:28:28,344 That's so cool. 442 00:28:28,448 --> 00:28:31,137 I'll use them tomorrow. 443 00:28:31,241 --> 00:28:33,379 What's happening tomorrow? 444 00:28:33,482 --> 00:28:35,448 You are coming, right? 445 00:28:36,896 --> 00:28:41,137 Yeah, it's just... Yeah, your mum... 446 00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:43,448 I'm sure your mum said it was next week. 447 00:28:43,551 --> 00:28:45,103 I forgot that was tomorrow... 448 00:28:45,206 --> 00:28:49,344 It's just, you always say you'll do stuff, but... 449 00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:53,965 I'll be there. All right? 450 00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:57,172 I swear. 451 00:29:02,931 --> 00:29:05,068 Come in. 452 00:29:10,862 --> 00:29:12,482 Why didn't you tell me about the show? 453 00:29:12,586 --> 00:29:13,758 You said it was next week. 454 00:29:13,862 --> 00:29:17,448 And it's called co-parenting, calum. 455 00:29:17,551 --> 00:29:20,379 You're supposed to know this stuff without me. 456 00:29:20,482 --> 00:29:22,586 It's here. It starts tomorrow at 8:00. 457 00:29:22,689 --> 00:29:26,517 8:00? Okay, good. 458 00:29:26,620 --> 00:29:29,310 All right... Shall we go as a family? 459 00:29:29,413 --> 00:29:32,655 Bella? Come on, gonna be late. 460 00:29:32,758 --> 00:29:34,344 - Bye, dad. - Bye, darling. 461 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,448 See you tomorrow. 462 00:30:11,068 --> 00:30:12,482 - Thank you. - My lady. 463 00:30:12,586 --> 00:30:14,068 You're too sweet. 464 00:30:16,172 --> 00:30:18,206 Careful. Not outside. 465 00:30:32,758 --> 00:30:36,448 - Really? - Yeah, really. 466 00:30:36,551 --> 00:30:37,793 I'm still her husband. 467 00:30:39,482 --> 00:30:41,172 Not where it counts. 468 00:31:03,344 --> 00:31:05,689 Too much? 469 00:31:05,793 --> 00:31:07,793 Who are you trying to impress? 470 00:31:07,896 --> 00:31:10,275 Everyone coming has known us forever. 471 00:31:10,379 --> 00:31:13,206 They know you, and they know me, but this is the first time 472 00:31:13,310 --> 00:31:15,758 they're coming to our home and meeting us. 473 00:31:15,862 --> 00:31:17,689 They are our friends. 474 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:18,838 They were her friends, too. 475 00:31:18,862 --> 00:31:23,448 And this was her home, and... What? 476 00:31:23,551 --> 00:31:25,620 We are good people. 477 00:31:25,724 --> 00:31:28,000 All we're guilty of is falling in love. 478 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:34,379 And I... Love... Us. 479 00:31:36,517 --> 00:31:37,793 I love us, too. 480 00:31:45,482 --> 00:31:46,551 Right. Listen up. 481 00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:49,310 Timeline check. 1901 hours. 482 00:31:49,413 --> 00:31:51,586 Tej, switch on the wedding music. 483 00:31:51,689 --> 00:31:53,724 1902 hours. Kill the lights. 484 00:31:53,827 --> 00:31:56,620 1903 hours. Calum, rat drop. 485 00:31:56,724 --> 00:31:58,827 1904 hours. Lights back on. 486 00:31:58,931 --> 00:32:02,137 All units clear by 1905 hours. 487 00:32:02,241 --> 00:32:05,137 1945 hours. Rendezvous at Emily's. 488 00:32:05,241 --> 00:32:06,551 Roger. And out. 489 00:32:10,034 --> 00:32:12,448 - Okay, all right. - Come on. 490 00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:17,344 - You look nice. - Sorry? 491 00:32:17,448 --> 00:32:20,448 Nothing. 492 00:32:20,551 --> 00:32:22,482 Shit. 493 00:32:22,586 --> 00:32:23,586 My friends. 494 00:32:25,896 --> 00:32:27,413 Can I get anybody anything to drink? 495 00:32:29,103 --> 00:32:31,000 Right. Listen up, everyone. 496 00:32:31,103 --> 00:32:32,793 No one mess up tonight, okay? 497 00:32:32,896 --> 00:32:34,379 Thank god you said something, 498 00:32:34,482 --> 00:32:38,689 because I was absolutely planning on screwing this up. 499 00:32:38,793 --> 00:32:41,103 Come on, lads, let's do this. 500 00:32:41,206 --> 00:32:44,000 My heart is literally exploding. 501 00:32:44,103 --> 00:32:48,034 Can you die of panic? Actually die of panic? 502 00:32:48,137 --> 00:32:49,896 - Refreshments? - Hi. 503 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,689 Hi, it's Rita. Yeah. 504 00:32:52,793 --> 00:32:54,344 More guests arrived. 505 00:32:54,448 --> 00:32:56,551 I'll give you the all clear when everyone's inside. 506 00:32:56,655 --> 00:32:58,137 - Copy. - Sorry. 507 00:32:58,241 --> 00:33:01,068 - Roger. Off. - Copy. 508 00:33:01,172 --> 00:33:03,172 Please confirm your position, 00-calum. 509 00:33:06,310 --> 00:33:09,793 Regretting every life choice that led me to this moment. 510 00:33:09,896 --> 00:33:11,413 - I'm ready as I'll ever be. - Great. 511 00:33:11,517 --> 00:33:14,137 - Right on schedule. - Stand by, team. 512 00:33:14,241 --> 00:33:15,724 Here we go. 513 00:33:18,482 --> 00:33:22,862 Dad, you're so extra. 514 00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:27,448 Bex, you... 515 00:33:31,862 --> 00:33:33,586 - Calum? - Shit. 516 00:33:33,689 --> 00:33:35,379 Emily, what's he doing? 517 00:33:35,482 --> 00:33:36,827 Calum? 518 00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:39,482 - Sorry. -Calum! 519 00:33:39,586 --> 00:33:41,965 I'm sorry, guys. 520 00:33:42,068 --> 00:33:44,827 - He's gone. - Calum? 521 00:33:50,413 --> 00:33:53,137 Calum? 522 00:33:53,241 --> 00:33:55,793 - Is he there? - His mic's off. 523 00:33:55,896 --> 00:33:56,941 Are you sure it's not tactical? 524 00:33:56,965 --> 00:33:58,758 Yes, Emily, I'm sure. 525 00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:00,182 He's turned it off. He's offline. 526 00:34:00,275 --> 00:34:02,000 What? 527 00:34:02,103 --> 00:34:03,931 Rita, have you seen calum? 528 00:34:06,793 --> 00:34:09,068 Rita? Her mic's off, too. 529 00:34:14,517 --> 00:34:17,137 - Where you going? - Rachel, hold the fort. 530 00:34:17,241 --> 00:34:19,137 - Shit. - That can't be good. 531 00:34:19,241 --> 00:34:22,448 Dad, where are you? We're on next. 532 00:34:22,551 --> 00:34:24,482 You promised me you were coming. 533 00:34:24,586 --> 00:34:26,689 Mum was right about you. 534 00:34:30,448 --> 00:34:31,655 Hello? Hello? 535 00:34:31,758 --> 00:34:33,931 Is anybody there? 536 00:34:34,034 --> 00:34:35,413 Hello? 537 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:54,827 Fuck! Fucked it! 538 00:34:57,758 --> 00:34:59,275 Is anyone else for red? 539 00:35:13,965 --> 00:35:16,896 You're my best friend. 540 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,517 I loved you. I loved you. 541 00:35:22,827 --> 00:35:24,034 What happened? 542 00:35:24,137 --> 00:35:25,413 He just came out and drove off. 543 00:35:25,517 --> 00:35:27,827 I tried. 544 00:35:27,931 --> 00:35:29,724 Well, I can't go up on the roof. 545 00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:32,620 - Vertigo. - Knee replacement. 546 00:35:32,724 --> 00:35:33,872 What if someone finds the ladder? 547 00:35:33,896 --> 00:35:35,310 The rats? Fuck! 548 00:35:35,413 --> 00:35:37,379 Maybe he's just gone for a wee. 549 00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:39,103 Steve. Yeah, it's a code 3. 550 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:41,103 Hiya, this is calum. I'm not here right now. 551 00:35:41,206 --> 00:35:42,896 - Shit. - He's on his way. 552 00:35:44,448 --> 00:35:47,344 Tell him not to bother. Plan's off. 553 00:35:47,448 --> 00:35:50,551 Help me get the things out of there before someone finds it. 554 00:35:50,655 --> 00:35:52,517 My god, tej. Code 3. 555 00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:55,379 - Steve? - The plan is definitely not off. 556 00:35:55,482 --> 00:35:58,000 Tej, time for some wedding nostalgia. 557 00:35:58,103 --> 00:35:59,551 On it. Switching music. 558 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:10,758 Next. 559 00:36:12,758 --> 00:36:17,034 You took my Dan, my job, and my home. 560 00:36:17,137 --> 00:36:18,620 Next. Next! 561 00:36:23,068 --> 00:36:24,275 Focus, you little shit. 562 00:36:24,379 --> 00:36:25,862 How many cupcakes have you had? 563 00:36:29,034 --> 00:36:30,793 You get the ladder. I'll grab the rats. 564 00:36:30,896 --> 00:36:32,827 Fuck! 565 00:36:32,931 --> 00:36:35,482 You okay? 566 00:36:35,586 --> 00:36:43,586 Next! Next! Next! 567 00:36:45,068 --> 00:36:48,689 You conniving, fucking two-faced cow. 568 00:36:50,931 --> 00:36:53,379 - Charlotte? - She all right? 569 00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:57,000 Result. Target has left the room. 570 00:36:57,103 --> 00:36:59,275 - Holding the fort. - Switching lights. 571 00:37:29,862 --> 00:37:32,034 Hello! You all look a bit sad. 572 00:37:32,137 --> 00:37:35,241 Why don't you come in here, have a drink, and celebrate? 573 00:37:35,344 --> 00:37:36,620 Are you taking the piss? 574 00:37:36,724 --> 00:37:38,517 - No. - Check it out. 575 00:37:40,586 --> 00:37:42,517 Charlotte, calm down. 576 00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:44,620 - Charlotte... - I can't, Dan! 577 00:37:44,724 --> 00:37:46,344 She's haunting me! 578 00:37:46,448 --> 00:37:47,965 Charlotte, you're exhausted. 579 00:37:48,068 --> 00:37:50,103 No, you can't outrun your shadow. 580 00:37:50,206 --> 00:37:51,931 Listen to yourself. You sound... 581 00:37:52,034 --> 00:37:53,379 Emily is not haunting us! 582 00:37:53,482 --> 00:37:55,310 Dan, I'm not staying here! No way! 583 00:37:55,413 --> 00:37:57,034 Tomorrow, we start looking for houses. 584 00:37:57,137 --> 00:37:58,758 But tonight, a hotel. Grab the baby. 585 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:00,320 Please, Charlotte, you need to calm down. 586 00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:01,724 No! You need to listen! 587 00:38:01,827 --> 00:38:03,482 This is Karma! We deserve this! 588 00:38:03,586 --> 00:38:05,344 Times five. Times 50. 589 00:38:05,448 --> 00:38:07,310 - Times forever! - "Times forever!" 590 00:38:07,413 --> 00:38:09,931 No, Charlotte! 591 00:38:12,482 --> 00:38:13,965 They've completely lost their minds. 592 00:38:14,068 --> 00:38:15,758 - Play it again. - Here, have a drink. 593 00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:17,965 Have a drink, babe. 594 00:38:18,068 --> 00:38:20,517 Charlotte, calm down. 595 00:38:20,620 --> 00:38:21,896 - Charlotte. - I can't, Dan! 596 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,206 She's haunting me. 597 00:38:23,310 --> 00:38:25,103 Charlotte, you're exhausted! 598 00:38:25,206 --> 00:38:26,965 No, you can't outrun your shadow! 599 00:38:27,068 --> 00:38:30,000 Steve, you are a genius. 600 00:38:30,103 --> 00:38:31,223 Now, I wouldn't go that far. 601 00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:33,275 I'm not staying here! No way! Tomorrow, 602 00:38:33,379 --> 00:38:35,413 we start looking for houses. But tonight, a hotel. 603 00:38:35,517 --> 00:38:37,448 Grab the baby! 604 00:38:37,551 --> 00:38:39,517 My god. We did it. 605 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:42,206 Cheers. 606 00:38:42,310 --> 00:38:44,482 We... we fucking did it. 607 00:38:47,896 --> 00:38:49,551 Dan, I'm not staying here, no way! 608 00:38:49,655 --> 00:38:51,827 Tomorrow, we start looking for houses. 609 00:38:51,931 --> 00:38:53,275 Go on. Do the noise. 610 00:38:53,379 --> 00:38:54,689 - Do it again. - Okay, do it. 611 00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:56,073 - Go on, it's so funny. - Do it. 612 00:38:58,827 --> 00:39:00,182 I still can't believe we actually did it. 613 00:39:00,206 --> 00:39:02,275 Yeah, they so got what they deserve. 614 00:39:02,379 --> 00:39:05,034 She was brilliant. 615 00:39:05,137 --> 00:39:06,655 But honestly, you really got to her. 616 00:39:06,758 --> 00:39:08,034 I loved it. 617 00:39:08,137 --> 00:39:10,137 "You can't escape your shadow." 618 00:39:10,241 --> 00:39:11,517 What the fuck happened to you? 619 00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:13,344 Sorry. Bella... 620 00:39:15,172 --> 00:39:16,827 what the fuck happened to you? 621 00:39:16,931 --> 00:39:18,379 Revenge. 622 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:22,931 Fuck? 623 00:39:23,034 --> 00:39:24,724 - Look who it is. - Hi. 624 00:39:24,827 --> 00:39:26,379 Hey. 625 00:39:26,482 --> 00:39:28,413 Come and have a seat. 626 00:39:30,862 --> 00:39:32,379 - It worked? - Yes, it worked. 627 00:39:32,482 --> 00:39:33,734 Didn't need the rats in the end. 628 00:39:33,758 --> 00:39:35,793 Definitely worked. 629 00:39:35,896 --> 00:39:37,896 You fuck. 630 00:39:40,172 --> 00:39:45,310 Well, now we're all here... Million-dollar question. 631 00:39:45,413 --> 00:39:48,586 Whose ex is up next? 632 00:39:57,965 --> 00:40:00,172 Wait. What? 633 00:40:00,275 --> 00:40:03,310 Can it be my ex? Please. 634 00:40:03,413 --> 00:40:04,862 She deserves a taste of this. 635 00:40:06,827 --> 00:40:10,206 Y-You're kidding... Right? 636 00:40:10,310 --> 00:40:12,724 I mean, this was a one-off. 637 00:40:14,551 --> 00:40:18,206 - A one-off, no? - Although... 638 00:40:18,310 --> 00:40:21,068 It does feel a bit unfair. 639 00:40:21,172 --> 00:40:25,413 You know, I mean, I get my little revenge. 640 00:40:25,517 --> 00:40:27,827 Shouldn't you all get yours? 641 00:40:27,931 --> 00:40:29,724 Exactly. 642 00:40:29,827 --> 00:40:32,206 Guys, we're supposed to be healing. 643 00:40:34,241 --> 00:40:36,965 Divorce circle is about us letting go 644 00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:40,000 of our anger and resentment. 645 00:40:40,103 --> 00:40:42,758 Move on with grace. 646 00:40:42,862 --> 00:40:44,724 That's just words. 647 00:40:44,827 --> 00:40:48,000 Pretty vowels and consonants strung together 648 00:40:48,103 --> 00:40:52,068 to tell us to roll over while our exes win. 649 00:40:55,068 --> 00:41:02,793 But anger... Used in the right way, that's power. 650 00:41:02,896 --> 00:41:06,862 And it's also the only language some fuckers understand. 651 00:41:09,586 --> 00:41:11,068 Well, I hate to be the bubble buster, 652 00:41:11,172 --> 00:41:13,758 but we're basically a pound shop ocean's eleven. 653 00:41:13,862 --> 00:41:16,793 Mate, we don't have to be. 654 00:41:18,482 --> 00:41:19,827 What are you thinking? 655 00:41:19,931 --> 00:41:22,379 I'm thinking we help each other out. 656 00:41:22,482 --> 00:41:24,620 Strangers on a train style. 657 00:41:24,724 --> 00:41:27,068 - I love that film. - I've got more cameras. 658 00:41:27,172 --> 00:41:28,517 Wait. 659 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:30,275 You want us to kill each other's exes? 660 00:41:30,379 --> 00:41:32,448 No, mate, you've been watching too much telly. 661 00:41:32,551 --> 00:41:34,482 It's not murder on demand. 662 00:41:34,586 --> 00:41:36,068 - Pity. - What? 663 00:41:38,241 --> 00:41:40,137 Kidding. 664 00:41:40,241 --> 00:41:46,586 Although... If the six of us pool all our resources... 665 00:41:46,689 --> 00:41:48,931 We could do some serious damage. 666 00:41:51,448 --> 00:41:53,620 You're all nuts. 667 00:41:53,724 --> 00:41:57,034 This whole... Weird assortment, we... 668 00:41:57,137 --> 00:41:58,286 We barely even know each other. 669 00:41:58,310 --> 00:41:59,965 Exactly. 670 00:42:02,310 --> 00:42:03,724 Exactly. 671 00:42:05,758 --> 00:42:07,689 To revenge. 672 00:42:07,793 --> 00:42:11,241 Aka, "how losers become winners." 673 00:42:13,206 --> 00:42:14,724 Okay, well, if we're gonna do this, 674 00:42:14,827 --> 00:42:16,182 you're gonna have to be less of a wanker. 675 00:42:16,206 --> 00:42:19,310 - No offense. - None taken. 676 00:42:19,413 --> 00:42:22,241 Do you know what? All right. 677 00:42:23,896 --> 00:42:26,620 'Cause hearts don't break, they rebrand. 678 00:42:32,482 --> 00:42:36,344 Revengers... To revenge. 679 00:42:45,413 --> 00:42:46,827 Calum! 680 00:42:53,068 --> 00:42:54,379 Calum? 681 00:42:56,068 --> 00:42:58,586 Calum! 682 00:42:58,689 --> 00:43:00,551 What are you doing here? 683 00:43:00,655 --> 00:43:02,241 Thought you didn't like heights. 684 00:43:02,344 --> 00:43:08,689 Yeah, I just... I just came up to say thank you. 685 00:43:08,793 --> 00:43:10,931 What for? I let you down. 686 00:43:11,034 --> 00:43:13,137 But for Bella. I get it. 687 00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:21,137 Are you okay? 688 00:43:21,241 --> 00:43:23,758 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 689 00:43:23,862 --> 00:43:25,275 Easy. 690 00:43:39,172 --> 00:43:41,551 We really gonna do this? 691 00:43:41,655 --> 00:43:43,862 Do what? 692 00:43:43,965 --> 00:43:46,206 Revenge. 693 00:43:46,310 --> 00:43:52,206 I mean... It's just a bit of fun, right? 694 00:43:52,310 --> 00:43:53,551 What harm could it do? 695 00:43:56,482 --> 00:43:59,724 Nobody was supposed to get hurt. 696 00:43:59,827 --> 00:44:02,827 Yeah, but they did. Didn't they? 697 00:44:05,482 --> 00:44:08,241 So tell me, Emily, how exactly did 698 00:44:08,344 --> 00:44:11,068 your little healing circle turn you into a killer? 699 00:44:14,827 --> 00:44:16,310 Is that what you think I am? 700 00:44:27,689 --> 00:44:31,000 Divorce is no less painful than the death of a person. 701 00:44:31,103 --> 00:44:32,551 Are we just fucked now? 702 00:44:32,655 --> 00:44:34,241 Are we just, like, damaged goods? 703 00:44:34,344 --> 00:44:36,044 Well, if you want someone to behave like a dick 704 00:44:36,068 --> 00:44:38,827 in public, anxiolytic. Total disinhibitor. 705 00:44:38,931 --> 00:44:41,137 - Somebody spiked him. - Can't afford any loose ends. 706 00:44:41,241 --> 00:44:42,896 We can't afford to get caught! 707 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:48,034 I want him to feel just an ounce of what he's put me through. 708 00:44:48,137 --> 00:44:49,655 You think these grieving people 709 00:44:49,758 --> 00:44:51,172 suddenly became master criminals?