1 00:00:54,550 --> 00:00:58,270 It seems so real, I can feel it. 2 00:00:58,450 --> 00:01:03,069 And it seems so real, I can taste 3 00:01:03,069 --> 00:01:03,650 it. 4 00:01:04,470 --> 00:01:08,750 And it seems so real, I can hear 5 00:01:08,750 --> 00:01:10,190 it. 6 00:01:10,550 --> 00:01:17,710 So why can't I trust it? 7 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:28,390 So why can't I trust it? 8 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,750 His name was Pondo. 9 00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:39,630 Pondo Sinatra. 10 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:42,630 You know he came to the college on 11 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:43,870 the back of a turnip truck? 12 00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:45,210 That's the truth. 13 00:01:46,570 --> 00:01:48,770 The problem was, he had only one thing 14 00:01:48,770 --> 00:01:49,490 on his mind. 15 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:51,930 He had a heart on him. 16 00:01:54,450 --> 00:01:56,390 I was a janitor at that college for 17 00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:58,410 23 years, and I never seen a boy 18 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,230 try harder than he did to get himself 19 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:00,610 a woman. 20 00:02:01,990 --> 00:02:03,270 But he was jinxed. 21 00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:05,690 Even for a white boy, he was awful. 22 00:02:06,770 --> 00:02:10,210 Old Pondo had an almost supernatural ability to 23 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:12,010 get on the wrong side of a woman. 24 00:02:13,070 --> 00:02:15,830 Who would have ever thought it would turn 25 00:02:15,830 --> 00:02:16,950 out the way it did? 26 00:02:23,790 --> 00:02:25,690 Strangely enough, I was his best friend through 27 00:02:25,690 --> 00:02:26,490 the whole ordeal. 28 00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:31,610 I remember the first time I saw him 29 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:33,210 driving up in the back of that turnip 30 00:02:33,210 --> 00:02:33,490 truck. 31 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:37,550 I thought to myself, now there's a geek. 32 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:42,190 But basically, he was just a very nice 33 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:42,610 guy. 34 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:46,450 He just had a one-track mind. 35 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:47,410 He was obsessed. 36 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:51,590 I went out with Pondo once, and one 37 00:02:51,590 --> 00:02:52,450 time only. 38 00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:54,390 Never again. 39 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,490 I'd heard about him, and everything I heard 40 00:02:57,490 --> 00:02:58,130 about him was true. 41 00:02:59,050 --> 00:03:00,350 And now he's famous. 42 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:02,310 I don't believe it. 43 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,170 There was something about him. 44 00:03:12,030 --> 00:03:14,350 I think he made me want to throw 45 00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:14,670 up. 46 00:03:14,990 --> 00:03:18,090 He was what you call in America a 47 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:18,450 nerd. 48 00:03:19,930 --> 00:03:21,910 All this talk is like Pondo was turned 49 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,610 into this big myth or something. 50 00:03:24,090 --> 00:03:25,850 He was just an ordinary guy. 51 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:27,870 He was very horny, yes, but he was 52 00:03:27,870 --> 00:03:28,750 an ordinary guy. 53 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,950 I heard he was raised on a pig 54 00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:31,210 farm. 55 00:03:31,530 --> 00:03:32,190 I believe it. 56 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:34,110 He wasn't that bad. 57 00:03:34,390 --> 00:03:35,270 I was the first one. 58 00:03:35,850 --> 00:03:37,010 It all started with me. 59 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:38,330 I think I'm the one that should be 60 00:03:38,330 --> 00:03:39,850 famous, not him, creep. 61 00:03:44,270 --> 00:03:46,910 I tried to introduce him to campus life. 62 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:50,610 There were some amazing-looking girls at this 63 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:50,850 school. 64 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:04,770 I tried to teach him about sports. 65 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,450 I tried to teach him to walk like 66 00:04:19,450 --> 00:04:19,910 a step. 67 00:04:22,030 --> 00:04:23,850 It was hopeless. 68 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:25,490 I mean, everyone agreed. 69 00:04:25,970 --> 00:04:28,770 Pondo Sinatra was going to die a virgin. 70 00:04:29,590 --> 00:04:31,270 I never dreamed that it would turn out 71 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:31,850 the way it did. 72 00:04:35,590 --> 00:04:36,790 Women hate me. 73 00:04:37,390 --> 00:04:38,030 It's ridiculous. 74 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:40,290 I'd sell my soul for a piece of 75 00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:40,670 ass. 76 00:04:41,550 --> 00:04:42,430 Don't say that. 77 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:44,170 It's true. 78 00:04:44,610 --> 00:04:46,050 I know it might be true, but don't 79 00:04:46,050 --> 00:04:46,750 say it out loud. 80 00:04:46,950 --> 00:04:49,150 I'd sell my soul for a piece of 81 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:49,450 ass! 82 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:50,650 I'm sorry. 83 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,280 I'm not that kind of a girl. 84 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,040 Yes, you are. 85 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:07,300 Pondo, stop it. 86 00:05:08,020 --> 00:05:08,420 Why? 87 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,560 I don't know you well enough. 88 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:13,140 Please. 89 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:13,620 No. 90 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:14,460 I'm a virgin. 91 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,420 Get used to it. 92 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:17,100 Please, I gotta know what it's like. 93 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:18,360 I'm going blind. 94 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:20,600 Pondo, don't beg. 95 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:21,740 Why not? 96 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:24,400 Drive me home. 97 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,560 Bend over and I'll drive you home. 98 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:27,380 That's disgusting. 99 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:27,880 Don't go. 100 00:05:27,980 --> 00:05:28,320 I'm sorry. 101 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:29,660 Please. 102 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,960 Pondo Sinatra, everything I've heard about you is 103 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:34,280 true. 104 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,080 You're an animal, and you're disgusting, and you're 105 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:37,520 gross. 106 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:39,040 Can I call you tomorrow? 107 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:42,940 Seduction is an art. 108 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:45,780 You make love, you create art. 109 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:48,560 You, Pondo, you wage war, you understand? 110 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:49,780 Buddy, it is a war. 111 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:50,760 It's hell. 112 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,800 Old Pondo was 26 years old when he 113 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:54,640 started to college. 114 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,460 Now, you've heard of a second-year senior. 115 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:01,260 Well, old Pondo, he was a fifth-year 116 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:01,580 senior. 117 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:05,780 They finally held an election and booted the 118 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:06,200 boy out. 119 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,560 Hey! 120 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,580 Hey! 121 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:37,280 Hey! 122 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,780 Hey! 123 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:53,140 Hey! 124 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:01,110 Hey! 125 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:01,210 Hey! 126 00:07:16,370 --> 00:07:16,890 Hey! 127 00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:20,450 Hey! 128 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:22,190 Hey! 129 00:08:33,309 --> 00:08:36,049 You have to learn to set... 130 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,350 set the mood. 131 00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:38,110 The mood. 132 00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:39,309 Romance. 133 00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:40,130 Romance. 134 00:08:40,350 --> 00:08:40,770 War. 135 00:08:41,429 --> 00:08:42,010 War. 136 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:43,290 Charmer. 137 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:44,190 Charmer. 138 00:08:44,630 --> 00:08:45,310 Atmosphere. 139 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:47,250 Pondo, set the stage. 140 00:08:57,170 --> 00:09:02,050 Oh, it's lovely, Eric. 141 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:03,490 Oh, it's lovely, Eric. 142 00:09:03,490 --> 00:09:05,550 Here we go! 143 00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:06,350 Welcome to the ladybug! 144 00:09:08,970 --> 00:09:11,390 OK, Natasha, here it is. 145 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:13,790 This is so lovely! 146 00:09:14,330 --> 00:09:17,190 Look at the berries and the sky. 147 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:18,170 Oh, Pando! 148 00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:19,530 This is beautiful. 149 00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:22,490 It is round there like snow! 150 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:27,370 Oh, Pando, this is so romantic. 151 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:28,910 Just set in the stage. 152 00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:29,930 The stage? 153 00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:32,410 I love the theatre. 154 00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:33,390 Oh, indeed. 155 00:09:34,430 --> 00:09:38,430 Your blocks, your stones, your worst and senseless 156 00:09:38,430 --> 00:09:43,470 things, your creaks where dead man's fingers grow. 157 00:09:44,990 --> 00:09:46,650 Brilliant, bravo! 158 00:09:47,510 --> 00:09:47,830 Fantastic. 159 00:09:48,290 --> 00:09:48,710 Fantastic. 160 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:50,030 One, two, three. 161 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:51,810 Thank you. 162 00:09:52,290 --> 00:09:54,790 Of course you know I'm theatre major, yes? 163 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,070 I am a thespian. 164 00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:56,990 You're a lesbian? 165 00:09:57,510 --> 00:09:57,830 No! 166 00:09:58,430 --> 00:09:59,650 I am an actress. 167 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:03,010 Oh, fun. 168 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:05,050 I like to show off. 169 00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:06,190 You see? 170 00:10:07,070 --> 00:10:07,630 Yeah. 171 00:10:12,650 --> 00:10:13,730 Curtain. 172 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:16,310 We got a live one, Pando. 173 00:10:17,510 --> 00:10:19,070 Big blue. 174 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:22,530 Oh, God, I love nature. 175 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:27,370 I love the sun and its hydrogen licking 176 00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:29,330 my burning skin. 177 00:10:29,550 --> 00:10:33,670 I love grass growing up out of the 178 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:34,250 ground. 179 00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:37,030 Protoplasm come to get me. 180 00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:40,090 I love the wind whirling. 181 00:10:40,730 --> 00:10:41,690 What's that? 182 00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:43,250 Um, a hearing aid. 183 00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:44,090 Oh. 184 00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:45,650 I talk louder. 185 00:10:45,650 --> 00:10:45,950 That's OK. 186 00:10:46,090 --> 00:10:46,690 That's fine. 187 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,090 It's fine. 188 00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:48,530 Don't panic. 189 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:50,330 Give her the champagne. 190 00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:52,070 Do you want some champagne? 191 00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:55,170 I can do without the champagne. 192 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:57,730 Just give me the pen. 193 00:10:58,550 --> 00:10:59,530 Don't whine. 194 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:01,790 Don't whine. 195 00:11:03,450 --> 00:11:05,330 Oh, it's fun, yes? 196 00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:06,830 Are you a poet? 197 00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:08,350 Are you a wit? 198 00:11:10,110 --> 00:11:11,270 I'm a nitwit. 199 00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:12,670 I'm a nitwit. 200 00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:14,170 I'm a halfwit. 201 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:15,210 I'm a halfwit. 202 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:15,870 I'm a moron. 203 00:11:16,150 --> 00:11:17,170 I'm a moron. 204 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:18,190 Really? 205 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:19,410 Goddamn you, Stanley. 206 00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:23,190 Will you just trust me on this, OK? 207 00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:25,630 Before you... 208 00:11:25,630 --> 00:11:26,610 Before you... 209 00:11:26,610 --> 00:11:28,610 I am wordless and brainless. 210 00:11:28,610 --> 00:11:30,190 I am wordless and brainless. 211 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:30,790 Struck dumb. 212 00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:31,550 Struck dumb. 213 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:32,770 And left mindless. 214 00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:33,970 And left mindless. 215 00:11:34,190 --> 00:11:37,490 Before the ferocious intelligence of your beauty. 216 00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:41,210 Before the ferocious intelligence of your beauty. 217 00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:49,050 You silver-tongued little devil. 218 00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:50,630 No devil. 219 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:51,430 No devil. 220 00:11:51,690 --> 00:11:54,070 You are certainly no saint. 221 00:11:54,070 --> 00:11:55,630 I am a pilgrim. 222 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:58,050 I am a pilgrim. 223 00:11:58,590 --> 00:12:00,450 Come to worship. 224 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:02,570 Come to worship. 225 00:12:03,410 --> 00:12:05,610 Worship what, pilgrim? 226 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,610 My headphones are out! 227 00:12:14,510 --> 00:12:15,670 That's OK. 228 00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:17,330 I can hear you. 229 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:20,710 Worship what, pilgrim? 230 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:21,350 Uh, no. 231 00:12:21,350 --> 00:12:22,170 Worship what? 232 00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:24,090 Tell me and I'm yours. 233 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:25,570 You tell me. 234 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,350 Make up something. 235 00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:29,650 Uh, the holy spot. 236 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:30,490 No! 237 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,010 The fertile delta. 238 00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:32,770 No! 239 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:34,390 The bearded clam. 240 00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:35,210 Fondo! 241 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:37,070 I thought you were a boy. 242 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:37,530 I am. 243 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:37,890 I am. 244 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,470 Well, then make love to me in verse. 245 00:12:41,850 --> 00:12:42,390 Go. 246 00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:42,950 Do it. 247 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:44,810 Do it. 248 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:46,190 But I'm leaving. 249 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:48,850 Roses are red. 250 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:50,470 Violets are blue. 251 00:12:51,130 --> 00:12:52,150 You got big tits. 252 00:12:52,170 --> 00:12:53,350 I want to suck on them, too. 253 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:54,850 I'm leaving. 254 00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:55,430 Wait! 255 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:56,210 Natasha! 256 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,170 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 257 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,190 I can get down. 258 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:03,850 Oh, yeah. 259 00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:05,150 I'm a party animal. 260 00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:06,750 I can get down. 261 00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:09,250 How do you expect me to party with 262 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,270 no tools? 263 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:30,490 Basically, it was a free, super-mighty majesty 264 00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:32,570 kept to my mouth. 265 00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:34,770 I kept getting put down. 266 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:35,890 Never knew. 267 00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:36,730 No, no, no, no. 268 00:13:36,730 --> 00:13:37,730 I never knew. 269 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,150 Now, what am I? 270 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,270 All I do is get down. 271 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:52,830 I'm a party animal, I'm a party animal. 272 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,550 I'm a party animal, you suck, so I 273 00:13:55,550 --> 00:13:56,610 go out. 274 00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,230 I never do. 275 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,360 Solution, love is a dream. 276 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:16,740 Ponder, you have got to learn to knock. 277 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,120 You got enough knockers in here. 278 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,300 What you want? 279 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,660 I'm going to kill myself. 280 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,080 I don't, I don't give up. 281 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:31,140 All right, all right, I'll help you. 282 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:32,000 You will? 283 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:32,980 Sure. 284 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,100 You ever seen the school nurse? 285 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,480 She's beautiful. 286 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,220 She's yours. 287 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:39,360 What? 288 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,340 What are you asking? 289 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,720 What do I say to her? 290 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,520 You get her to examine you. 291 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:44,740 What do I say? 292 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,000 Tell her you got a problem with your 293 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:47,320 pecker. 294 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,660 I got a problem with my pecker. 295 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:51,660 Your what? 296 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:53,300 My hooter. 297 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,580 How long have you had it? 298 00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:01,260 Well, I had my hooter all my life. 299 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,400 What's the problem with your member? 300 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:07,320 My what? 301 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,040 Your member. 302 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:11,540 Well, I never thought of him as a 303 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:11,800 member. 304 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,180 I kind of always thought of him as 305 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:14,820 a loner. 306 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:17,480 Take off your pants. 307 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:20,900 Underwear, too? 308 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,780 I'll take off mine if you take off 309 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:29,280 yours. 310 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,980 Get up on the table. 311 00:15:34,980 --> 00:15:35,880 No, no, no. 312 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:36,040 Hey! 313 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:36,580 Ow! 314 00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:45,370 She came at you with a face like 315 00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:46,110 a flower. 316 00:15:46,450 --> 00:15:49,590 Her miniskirt, short boots, and whiskey sour. 317 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,290 Don't know why they want to grow up 318 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:53,190 so fast and lose precious hours. 319 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,730 She's just a girl. 320 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:55,970 Just a girl. 321 00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:58,990 You make them up and set them up 322 00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:00,410 and give them some lines. 323 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:03,610 That 14-year-old's acting like she's 29. 324 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:06,710 She thinks she's got it made, but loses 325 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:07,490 every time. 326 00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:09,210 She's just a girl. 327 00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:10,330 Just a girl. 328 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:12,930 She's just a girl. 329 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:16,110 And you welcome her with open arms. 330 00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:18,150 You could be her father. 331 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:19,810 She's just a girl. 332 00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:20,610 Just a girl. 333 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:23,430 Say that she wants, and I'll give it 334 00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:23,890 to her. 335 00:16:23,890 --> 00:16:24,850 Don't you see? 336 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:26,610 She's just a girl. 337 00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:27,430 Just a girl. 338 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:28,390 She's just a girl. 339 00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:30,150 She's only a girl. 340 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:30,930 Oh. 341 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,410 She's just a girl. 342 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,050 Just a girl. 343 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,230 She's just a girl. 344 00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:37,010 She's only a girl. 345 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:38,530 Don't you see? 346 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:40,230 She's just a girl. 347 00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:41,150 Just a girl. 348 00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:43,610 She's just a girl. 349 00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:44,430 Just a girl. 350 00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:46,950 She's just a girl. 351 00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:47,770 Just a girl. 352 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:50,350 She's just a girl. 353 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,250 Just a girl. 354 00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:56,230 Pondo, you've got to quit giving up. 355 00:16:57,970 --> 00:16:59,490 You just need some training. 356 00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:00,510 Training? 357 00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:02,130 What do you mean, training? 358 00:17:02,530 --> 00:17:04,190 You need to know what to do. 359 00:17:05,069 --> 00:17:06,329 I don't know what to do. 360 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,970 But you don't know how to do it. 361 00:17:08,430 --> 00:17:09,589 You need a teacher. 362 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,950 You said you were my teacher. 363 00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:12,630 What? 364 00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:16,470 You said you were my teacher. 365 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:19,329 I want to take you to see my 366 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,810 teacher, Elba. 367 00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:21,970 Oh? 368 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:23,230 Elba. 369 00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:26,569 Okay. 370 00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:32,350 Oh, shit, Studley. 371 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:32,870 I'm sorry. 372 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,110 Hey, it's all right, man. 373 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,860 So you come to old Elba for some 374 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:49,540 advice, huh? 375 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:50,860 Yes, sir. 376 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,300 You ain't getting no pussy, is you? 377 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,340 No, sir. 378 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,560 Why do you think we call pussy pussy? 379 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,620 Well, I don't know, sir. 380 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,140 Because it's furry? 381 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:09,480 No. 382 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,460 Because it's warm? 383 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,560 Uh-uh. 384 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,960 Because it scratches when it gets angry? 385 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:18,540 No. 386 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,020 Well, what then? 387 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,260 No, it don't purr. 388 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,380 And it don't meow. 389 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:30,120 Then why do we call it pussy? 390 00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:34,140 I don't know, sir. 391 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,780 Because that old hound dog want to eat 392 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:37,080 it up. 393 00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:39,060 You've got to be the hound dog. 394 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,320 You've got to let that pussy know you 395 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,240 the hound dog. 396 00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:45,120 Put it in your mind. 397 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,040 Be it in your body. 398 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:51,260 Hound dog's gonna eat that pussy! 399 00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,100 Hear you say that, boy. 400 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:57,840 Hound dog is gonna eat that pussy. 401 00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:58,580 No, no, no. 402 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,940 Hound dog's gonna eat that pussy. 403 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:06,260 Hound dog is going to eat that pussy. 404 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,860 Hound dog! 405 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,410 Hound dog. 406 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,360 One more time. 407 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:15,460 Hound dog's gonna eat that pussy! 408 00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:19,500 Hound Dog is gonna eat that pussy! 409 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:29,360 ♪ ♪ I can't live without you, you 410 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:39,990 know ♪ 411 00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:43,590 I can't live without you, me oh, me 412 00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:46,970 oh ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ Hound Dog 413 00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:50,990 is gonna eat that pussy ♪ Hound Dog 414 00:19:50,990 --> 00:20:01,090 is gonna eat that pussy ♪ Yeah, what's 415 00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:01,990 going on, nigger? 416 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:07,200 Get down. 417 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,920 All right. 418 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,200 Hey, brothers. 419 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,520 We'll be the deans tonight. 420 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,220 Don't wanna go home on three legs. 421 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,060 Hey, now that's what I'm talking about. 422 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,320 Hey, you ain't a man till you made 423 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:24,940 it with a ten. 424 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,220 Hey, Barry, what's rackin'? 425 00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:31,060 Hey, excuse me, sucker. 426 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,120 Hound Dog's not running with the pack tonight. 427 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:37,500 Evening, darling. 428 00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:41,120 Hound Dog's come to make love. 429 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:42,460 Hey, brothers. 430 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:44,380 Listen. 431 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,400 Take note and look. 432 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,380 Cause the Hound Dog, he done written the 433 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:49,640 book. 434 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,300 I'm a man. 435 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:53,140 I'm a brother. 436 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,320 I'm a soul brother. 437 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,540 I'm a... 438 00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:03,030 honky. 439 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:19,570 ♪ 440 00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:30,970 ♪ 441 00:21:33,750 --> 00:22:03,730 ♪ 442 00:22:03,730 --> 00:22:19,730 ♪ ♪ 443 00:22:19,730 --> 00:22:20,610 Hi, girls. 444 00:22:21,410 --> 00:22:22,810 My name's Lulabelle. 445 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,650 Would you like to play some cards? 446 00:22:25,230 --> 00:22:26,690 What kind of cards do you want to 447 00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:27,010 play? 448 00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:28,130 Strip poker? 449 00:22:29,710 --> 00:22:30,190 Fine. 450 00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:33,150 All right, now, does everybody understand how to 451 00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:33,350 play? 452 00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:34,530 I don't understand. 453 00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:37,610 You mean, if I lose, I lose my 454 00:22:37,610 --> 00:22:38,050 clothes? 455 00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:39,150 Absolutely. 456 00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:41,070 Littlest card loses. 457 00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:42,490 Oh, so. 458 00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:44,990 If I lose, I lose big, no? 459 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,350 Take one. 460 00:22:46,570 --> 00:22:46,750 Let's see. 461 00:22:46,850 --> 00:22:48,170 There you go. 462 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,530 One for you. 463 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,530 Okay, show your cards. 464 00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:53,230 Seven. 465 00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:54,550 Nine. 466 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:55,090 Nine? 467 00:22:55,390 --> 00:22:57,290 What did you get? 468 00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,230 I got a two. 469 00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:00,250 Oh! 470 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,930 Well, you got to play by the rules. 471 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:04,690 Off it comes. 472 00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:05,650 I'm embarrassed. 473 00:23:06,270 --> 00:23:08,270 Don't be, just dance. 474 00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:09,030 Come on. 475 00:23:09,730 --> 00:23:10,590 Show the boobie. 476 00:23:10,930 --> 00:23:12,950 Take off your goddamn shirt. 477 00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,130 Hey! 478 00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:16,370 Ta-da! 479 00:23:18,490 --> 00:23:19,230 Wow! 480 00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:22,750 Beautiful! 481 00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:24,370 A little more. 482 00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:25,650 Sorry, everybody. 483 00:23:28,690 --> 00:23:29,910 I win. 484 00:23:30,270 --> 00:23:30,710 Bye. 485 00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:33,570 I lose. 486 00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:35,250 Take your shirt off. 487 00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:41,390 Oh, I lose one. 488 00:23:41,390 --> 00:23:42,330 Now walk. 489 00:23:45,910 --> 00:23:48,690 Easy card, easy card. 490 00:23:50,790 --> 00:23:52,610 Quickly, quickly. 491 00:23:55,110 --> 00:23:56,350 Two. 492 00:23:59,130 --> 00:23:59,950 Okay, baby. 493 00:24:04,790 --> 00:24:05,410 Oh! 494 00:24:06,290 --> 00:24:07,290 Oh! 495 00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:13,370 Hello, Abel. 496 00:24:13,630 --> 00:24:15,110 How come you always win? 497 00:24:15,930 --> 00:24:16,670 Shut up. 498 00:24:17,170 --> 00:24:18,150 All right, go ahead. 499 00:24:27,490 --> 00:24:41,850 Eyes are 500 00:24:41,850 --> 00:24:46,970 open wide As he cried Even the boys 501 00:24:46,970 --> 00:24:51,890 they stopped and cried He could tell Skin, 502 00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:57,330 watch and uniform To this day How many 503 00:24:57,330 --> 00:25:01,650 times to die a door Who can say 504 00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:07,430 No peace through chemistry When a warrior cries 505 00:25:07,430 --> 00:25:12,850 This sorrow's sad reply What's that? 506 00:25:13,610 --> 00:25:15,590 She's a little lady, perhaps. 507 00:25:16,690 --> 00:25:18,410 That's no lady. 508 00:25:19,630 --> 00:25:21,290 Women hate me. 509 00:25:22,050 --> 00:25:22,910 It's because I'm ugly. 510 00:25:23,830 --> 00:25:24,470 You're not ugly. 511 00:25:25,050 --> 00:25:26,030 I'm short. 512 00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:27,670 Napoleon was short. 513 00:25:28,190 --> 00:25:29,190 Did he ever get laid? 514 00:25:29,670 --> 00:25:30,930 All the time. 515 00:25:31,270 --> 00:25:32,070 I'm from Alabama! 516 00:25:33,030 --> 00:25:35,610 I'm sure that southern people get laid. 517 00:25:37,450 --> 00:25:39,450 Studley, we lost the war. 518 00:25:41,590 --> 00:25:43,610 Yeah, I know, but, I mean, that was 519 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:44,330 years ago. 520 00:25:45,390 --> 00:25:48,790 A defeat like that Kills all the romance 521 00:25:48,790 --> 00:25:49,710 in a woman's heart. 522 00:25:50,430 --> 00:25:52,410 I really find that hard to believe. 523 00:25:53,690 --> 00:25:55,310 I'd sell my soul for a piece of 524 00:25:55,310 --> 00:25:55,690 ass. 525 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:57,430 Don't say that. 526 00:25:58,490 --> 00:25:59,230 It's true. 527 00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:01,090 I know it might be true, but don't 528 00:26:01,090 --> 00:26:01,790 say it out loud. 529 00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:03,990 I'd sell my soul for a piece of 530 00:26:03,990 --> 00:26:04,410 ass! 531 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:10,210 I think you need some new clothes. 532 00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:11,770 Clothes make the man. 533 00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:14,650 Now, I want you to go to Willinger's. 534 00:26:15,090 --> 00:26:15,730 You got that? 535 00:26:16,050 --> 00:26:16,530 Willinger's. 536 00:26:16,730 --> 00:26:17,690 It's a clothing store. 537 00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:19,810 You tell them to give you the works. 538 00:26:20,710 --> 00:26:21,190 Willinger's. 539 00:26:34,950 --> 00:26:36,490 Studley said to give me the works. 540 00:26:41,550 --> 00:26:42,030 Help! 541 00:26:45,650 --> 00:26:46,610 Goddamn fuckwackers! 542 00:26:46,610 --> 00:26:48,470 Damn you, Studley! 543 00:26:53,990 --> 00:27:18,730 Hi, Studley. 544 00:27:21,310 --> 00:27:23,250 Oh, no, no! 545 00:27:37,130 --> 00:27:37,770 Ah! 546 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:07,070 I am not an animal. 547 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:13,880 Bullshit! 548 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,680 That's an animal! 549 00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:16,700 Whoa! 550 00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:23,380 Hondo, don't worry about it, because I got 551 00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:24,160 it all figured out. 552 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:29,040 This is absolutely guaranteed to get you laid. 553 00:28:29,980 --> 00:28:31,700 I have never seen this fail. 554 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:33,420 Fine. 555 00:28:45,790 --> 00:29:00,130 Whistle One 556 00:29:00,130 --> 00:29:08,730 blowjob, $22.50. One handjob, $11.50. One 557 00:29:08,730 --> 00:29:14,630 hemorrhoid massage, $12.95. Hi, girls. 558 00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:16,410 Pop it. 559 00:29:16,890 --> 00:29:17,270 Come on. 560 00:29:18,170 --> 00:29:19,090 No, don't go away. 561 00:29:19,570 --> 00:29:20,090 Come on. 562 00:29:20,210 --> 00:29:21,130 Don't be embarrassed. 563 00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:22,910 Attaboy. 564 00:29:28,110 --> 00:29:29,210 Hi, girls. 565 00:29:29,850 --> 00:29:30,990 What the hell? 566 00:29:31,630 --> 00:29:32,670 Oh, no. 567 00:29:33,110 --> 00:29:35,910 At least only a cockroach would love it. 568 00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:37,390 I got money. 569 00:29:38,730 --> 00:29:40,910 How you dare to fuck my father? 570 00:29:41,190 --> 00:29:42,270 Okay, wait for me! 571 00:29:44,630 --> 00:29:45,310 Studley? 572 00:29:46,330 --> 00:29:46,830 Studley? 573 00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:50,110 Damn. 574 00:29:51,070 --> 00:29:53,110 All dressed up and no place to go. 575 00:29:54,590 --> 00:30:20,410 And it's 576 00:30:20,410 --> 00:30:20,870 fine. 577 00:30:21,170 --> 00:30:24,070 Now I'm always here for having a good 578 00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:24,490 time. 579 00:30:24,830 --> 00:30:28,050 Never wondering why I didn't fly. 580 00:30:28,430 --> 00:30:30,250 Now I'm on the right side of the 581 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:30,750 stage. 582 00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:36,790 I've been waiting so long for something like 583 00:30:36,790 --> 00:30:37,150 this. 584 00:30:37,950 --> 00:30:39,830 Elbow, you gotta help me with Piner. 585 00:30:40,830 --> 00:30:41,670 Can't do it. 586 00:30:41,810 --> 00:30:42,690 Talk to him. 587 00:30:43,230 --> 00:30:44,150 I talked to him. 588 00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:44,930 It didn't help. 589 00:30:45,290 --> 00:30:46,610 He keeps trying to kill himself. 590 00:30:46,610 --> 00:30:49,150 That's because he can't get no tail, Studley. 591 00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:50,750 But I tell you something. 592 00:30:51,390 --> 00:30:54,430 The more tail you get, the more tail 593 00:30:54,430 --> 00:30:55,010 you get. 594 00:30:55,430 --> 00:30:56,890 Now you ought to know that, Studley. 595 00:30:57,490 --> 00:30:57,970 Yes, sir. 596 00:30:58,270 --> 00:31:01,450 Well, the less tail you get, the less 597 00:31:01,450 --> 00:31:01,890 you get. 598 00:31:02,130 --> 00:31:02,950 Now that's true, too. 599 00:31:03,170 --> 00:31:03,470 Amen. 600 00:31:03,910 --> 00:31:05,610 Now Ponder is going downhill. 601 00:31:05,950 --> 00:31:07,790 And he's picking up speed by the minute. 602 00:31:08,350 --> 00:31:09,870 The best just to get out of the 603 00:31:09,870 --> 00:31:10,110 way. 604 00:31:10,430 --> 00:31:11,250 I can't do that. 605 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:12,110 He's my best friend. 606 00:31:12,630 --> 00:31:13,950 This is bigger than friendship. 607 00:31:13,950 --> 00:31:16,870 This is what you call cosmic. 608 00:31:17,370 --> 00:31:17,670 Really? 609 00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:18,550 Yeah. 610 00:31:19,030 --> 00:31:23,190 The Buddhists call it, let me see, reincarnation. 611 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:26,410 I thought you were a Baptist. 612 00:31:27,090 --> 00:31:29,510 I figure Ponder was paying for some past 613 00:31:29,510 --> 00:31:30,190 lifetime. 614 00:31:31,550 --> 00:31:32,910 He'd be bad back there. 615 00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:35,770 Maybe a pharaoh. 616 00:31:36,970 --> 00:31:39,510 Maybe he had a harem of a thousand 617 00:31:39,510 --> 00:31:40,110 wives. 618 00:31:40,370 --> 00:31:41,610 A thousand wives? 619 00:31:42,630 --> 00:31:44,710 You know, maybe he was a jackrabbit. 620 00:31:45,330 --> 00:31:46,070 A jackrabbit? 621 00:31:46,230 --> 00:31:46,630 Yeah. 622 00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:48,210 Now that explains it. 623 00:31:48,690 --> 00:31:51,430 In past life, Ponder was a horny little 624 00:31:51,430 --> 00:31:51,710 jackrabbit. 625 00:31:52,370 --> 00:31:54,110 And he got so much rabbit pussy, the 626 00:31:54,110 --> 00:31:55,910 good Lord said, you can't have no more. 627 00:31:56,850 --> 00:31:58,410 That explains it all. 628 00:31:58,870 --> 00:31:59,770 I don't know. 629 00:31:59,890 --> 00:32:02,650 I have never seen anybody try so hard. 630 00:32:03,050 --> 00:32:03,670 Me neither. 631 00:32:04,610 --> 00:32:05,370 But you know what? 632 00:32:05,850 --> 00:32:06,450 That's nature. 633 00:32:07,350 --> 00:32:09,310 And Mother Nature is a beautiful woman. 634 00:32:09,310 --> 00:32:11,490 You know, she'd be the final piece of 635 00:32:11,490 --> 00:32:11,790 ass. 636 00:32:12,370 --> 00:32:12,910 Understand? 637 00:32:13,970 --> 00:32:14,510 Yes, sir. 638 00:32:15,770 --> 00:32:16,270 Leave it be. 639 00:32:17,050 --> 00:32:18,770 That's what you call karma. 640 00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:20,050 Karma? 641 00:32:20,910 --> 00:32:21,430 Karma. 642 00:32:22,330 --> 00:32:32,630 ¶¶ ¶¶ 643 00:32:46,760 --> 00:33:00,580 ¶¶ ¶¶ 644 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:08,380 ¶¶ ¶¶ 645 00:33:08,380 --> 00:33:12,160 ¶¶ ¶¶ So close in time? 646 00:33:14,110 --> 00:33:17,240 What am I doing... 647 00:33:17,750 --> 00:33:19,640 Everything you ever did. 648 00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,000 Tell me what to do! 649 00:33:22,860 --> 00:33:34,000 ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ 650 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:42,090 ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ No, no, no, no, 651 00:33:42,090 --> 00:33:42,440 no! 652 00:33:42,810 --> 00:33:45,310 No, no, no, no! 653 00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:22,739 Who was that? 654 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:24,860 Trouble. 655 00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:28,020 She's a girl everywhere I go. 656 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,860 I even started dreaming about her. 657 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,500 Hey, forget her. 658 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:33,719 Forget hell. 659 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:34,739 Now, that's a woman. 660 00:34:46,310 --> 00:34:49,449 Darling, how the hell am I gonna get 661 00:34:49,449 --> 00:34:49,810 laid? 662 00:34:50,670 --> 00:34:51,270 Drugs. 663 00:34:52,210 --> 00:34:53,130 Women love drugs. 664 00:35:17,540 --> 00:35:19,220 It's like they're nothing. 665 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,840 Don't wanna live. 666 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,520 One of a kind nation. 667 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,060 Money making nation. 668 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,480 Drugs in here. 669 00:35:31,980 --> 00:35:34,340 I've got drugs, I get off drugs. 670 00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:35,920 Hey ladies, drugs. 671 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,040 Women love drugs. 672 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,720 Life's unreal. 673 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:43,140 Cast of people with thousands. 674 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,800 Something wrong, so I know what I'm doing. 675 00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:49,040 Don't wanna live. 676 00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:53,400 Hope for a day when justice for God 677 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:53,700 falls. 678 00:35:53,940 --> 00:35:55,720 Chance would be a fine thing now. 679 00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,420 Don't wanna live. 680 00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:01,540 So, where am I gonna get a lighter? 681 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:03,140 One of a kind nation. 682 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,480 Money making nation. 683 00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:07,680 Drugs in here. 684 00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:20,850 It's going right now. 685 00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:21,990 Cool shit. 686 00:36:23,370 --> 00:36:25,070 Don't wanna live. 687 00:36:25,470 --> 00:36:27,230 Why don't we do some pills? 688 00:36:27,630 --> 00:36:30,770 It's not about taking until nothing hurts like 689 00:36:30,770 --> 00:36:31,090 that. 690 00:36:31,350 --> 00:36:32,370 Know what I mean again? 691 00:36:33,770 --> 00:36:35,430 Don't wanna live. 692 00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:38,910 One of a kind nation. 693 00:36:40,150 --> 00:36:41,250 Money making nation. 694 00:36:41,790 --> 00:36:42,810 I need a coke. 695 00:36:43,350 --> 00:36:45,290 Drugs in here. 696 00:36:45,990 --> 00:36:46,710 Money making nation. 697 00:36:46,710 --> 00:36:46,910 Don't wanna live. 698 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,060 Acid. 699 00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:43,920 I got a problem. 700 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,240 Mirror. 701 00:37:58,180 --> 00:37:59,220 Fuck. 702 00:37:59,780 --> 00:38:01,600 I'm out of here with this. 703 00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:03,440 Ladies, up. 704 00:38:04,220 --> 00:38:10,460 It's a hollow day in my head It's 705 00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:16,180 a hollow day in my head Gonna do 706 00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:58,690 a lot in two years Who 707 00:38:58,690 --> 00:39:06,870 are you? 708 00:39:43,210 --> 00:39:43,770 Hondo! 709 00:39:44,710 --> 00:39:45,150 Hondo! 710 00:39:45,930 --> 00:39:46,490 Hondo! 711 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:20,920 Who's he? 712 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,040 You don't want to know. 713 00:40:26,460 --> 00:40:26,940 Ahhhh! 714 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,380 Love is an illusion, love is a dream. 715 00:40:42,620 --> 00:40:44,580 Life is an illusion, love is the dream. 716 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,700 Life is an illusion, love is a dream. 717 00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:48,880 Life is an illusion, love is the dream. 718 00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:53,280 Everybody's going to be alright. 719 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,860 Alright, what's this for? 720 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:49,640 Twins. 721 00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:03,240 Do you know how unhappy this one paragraph 722 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:03,820 makes me? 723 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:08,400 You know what this is about? 724 00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:11,540 This is about the SALT talks. 725 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,420 You know what the SALT talks are? 726 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:14,620 Yeah, sure, boss. 727 00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:16,720 Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty. 728 00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:17,400 That's right. 729 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,080 That's very good. 730 00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:20,200 So what they do, they say, well, listen, 731 00:42:20,260 --> 00:42:21,160 we'll get some more missiles. 732 00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:22,520 Moscow has more missiles. 733 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:23,680 We need more missiles. 734 00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:26,200 So they come up with a new program. 735 00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:27,720 They call it STARD. 736 00:42:28,020 --> 00:42:28,920 You know what STARD is? 737 00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:33,860 Strategic Arms Reduction Talks. 738 00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:35,860 That's very good, too. 739 00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:38,100 But you see, what it really means is, 740 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,500 it's the start of the end. 741 00:42:40,980 --> 00:42:43,620 It's the start of nuclear destruction in this 742 00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:44,660 world as we know it today. 743 00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:46,780 Wait a minute. 744 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,280 I can give you a little audio-visual 745 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:48,900 aids here. 746 00:42:49,820 --> 00:42:50,400 Now, let's see. 747 00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:52,720 You take this missile here, okay? 748 00:42:53,180 --> 00:42:55,340 This will represent a missile in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. 749 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:56,680 Okay? 750 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,560 This will be the DEFCON 4 in Colorado. 751 00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,820 All right? 752 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,740 Those are yours. 753 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,680 And we'll set up some missiles in Moscow. 754 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,320 I got this one and this one over 755 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:05,980 here, okay? 756 00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:07,100 Red square right there. 757 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,260 Now, let's say this is the president, okay? 758 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,360 So one day, he comes in the office 759 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,680 after having a bad night. 760 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,360 Hasn't been so good for him, right? 761 00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:21,420 So this prick comes into his office, scratches 762 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:24,620 his head, and says, I think I'll blow 763 00:43:24,620 --> 00:43:25,320 up the world today. 764 00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:27,360 Leans over, presses the button. 765 00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:28,540 What's that mean? 766 00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:28,880 What does that do? 767 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,260 That launches your missile from Pittsburgh, right? 768 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,400 Go ahead. 769 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:33,920 Launch it. 770 00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:35,160 Go. 771 00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:39,220 So Moscow sees it coming and says, oh, 772 00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:40,800 Matakonsky's sending a missile. 773 00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:41,860 We got to take care of this. 774 00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:48,700 Russia's really pissed off now, right? 775 00:43:49,180 --> 00:43:50,540 So what they do is they decide to 776 00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:51,720 send a missile of their own, right? 777 00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:58,520 So what they do is they decide to 778 00:43:58,520 --> 00:43:58,620 send a missile of their own, right? 779 00:43:58,620 --> 00:44:00,760 No, okay, we've got a mess here, a 780 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:01,320 total mess. 781 00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:02,980 But one more thing. 782 00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:05,460 Russia's got a missile they've been keeping up 783 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:06,000 their sleeve. 784 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,660 They roll it into position. 785 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,100 They launch it, and... 786 00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:13,400 We're fucked. 787 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,240 Scary shit, boss. 788 00:44:18,340 --> 00:44:21,680 Yeah, it's a shame because, you know, I 789 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:22,320 love America. 790 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,880 America could have been somebody. 791 00:44:25,740 --> 00:44:27,120 America could have been a contender. 792 00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:32,920 I need something to help me with women. 793 00:44:33,180 --> 00:44:34,580 You came to the right place. 794 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:35,580 Well, sell me something. 795 00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:38,500 I got just the thing here for beginners. 796 00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:41,500 Got a little starter model right here. 797 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:43,780 What is it? 798 00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:45,080 It's a Vybrid. 799 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:51,260 I'll take it. 800 00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,680 What size do you want? 801 00:44:52,780 --> 00:44:54,160 I want the biggest one you got. 802 00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:55,400 The M5, boss? 803 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:56,200 The M5. 804 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:56,480 Yeah. 805 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:57,720 You don't want that one. 806 00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:58,520 He wants it. 807 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,480 You don't want that one, kid. 808 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,300 I want it. 809 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:04,820 The M5 sexual device? 810 00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:06,280 You don't want that one, kid. 811 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,120 Yes, he does. 812 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:08,040 He wants the M5. 813 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,860 The M5's the greatest sexual device ever devised. 814 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,460 I want the M5! 815 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:18,900 Oh, no, come on. 816 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:19,820 It's cold out here. 817 00:45:39,620 --> 00:45:40,380 Donora? 818 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:41,960 Don't go away. 819 00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:43,000 I'll be right back. 820 00:45:45,020 --> 00:45:46,500 This'll be worth it. 821 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:50,460 No! 822 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:52,980 Let her rip. 823 00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:26,820 Let her 824 00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:30,480 rip. 825 00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,660 May I help you? 826 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:18,920 I'm here to see the dean. 827 00:47:19,460 --> 00:47:19,920 Really? 828 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:28,200 Name? 829 00:47:29,820 --> 00:47:30,860 Pandu Sinatra. 830 00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:35,840 Mr. Sinatra is here to see you. 831 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:38,800 Yes, ma'am. 832 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:41,640 You can go right in. 833 00:47:42,740 --> 00:47:43,600 Thanks, ma'am. 834 00:47:50,430 --> 00:47:53,770 This thing blocked out the entire campus last 835 00:47:53,770 --> 00:47:54,650 night, Mr. Sinatra. 836 00:47:56,660 --> 00:47:58,970 We have rules at this college, Mr. Libido, 837 00:47:59,490 --> 00:48:01,190 and if you do not abide by those 838 00:48:01,190 --> 00:48:03,290 rules, you'll be out on your ass. 839 00:48:03,690 --> 00:48:04,430 Is that clear? 840 00:48:04,790 --> 00:48:05,490 Yes, ma'am. 841 00:48:06,490 --> 00:48:07,350 You may go. 842 00:48:09,210 --> 00:48:11,490 Absolutely anything is possible. 843 00:48:11,490 --> 00:48:21,310 So, from interstellar communications to the development of 844 00:48:21,310 --> 00:48:24,810 a functioning aphrodisiac. 845 00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:30,630 Now, let us first look... 846 00:48:30,630 --> 00:48:31,830 Uh, Professor Schmidt? 847 00:48:33,090 --> 00:48:34,910 Ja, Herr Sinatra? 848 00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:37,650 What is an aphrodisiac? 849 00:48:37,650 --> 00:48:44,890 The word aphrodisiac comes from the African root, 850 00:48:46,070 --> 00:48:55,010 afro, meaning large penis, and 851 00:48:55,010 --> 00:49:03,750 the Greek, aphrodisiac, which means 852 00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:07,190 want it bad. 853 00:49:07,810 --> 00:49:16,570 Now, class, please repeat after me, aphrodisiac, large 854 00:49:16,570 --> 00:49:19,130 penis, want it bad. 855 00:49:19,510 --> 00:49:20,650 You got it. 856 00:49:21,810 --> 00:49:22,330 Professor? 857 00:49:23,310 --> 00:49:24,230 Ja, ja. 858 00:49:24,230 --> 00:49:26,690 Now, if one wanted to make an aphrodisiac, 859 00:49:26,970 --> 00:49:28,050 what would one do? 860 00:49:28,730 --> 00:49:34,390 One would have to find, you see, that 861 00:49:34,390 --> 00:49:42,730 element which most stimulates the female libido. 862 00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:16,180 Please, Louise. 863 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,360 No, I want to go home. 864 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,300 I've got something for you. 865 00:50:19,380 --> 00:50:20,200 I'll bet you do. 866 00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:21,920 No, it's not what you think. 867 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,020 What is it? 868 00:50:23,380 --> 00:50:24,960 You will never guess. 869 00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:26,580 A hot beef injection? 870 00:50:27,380 --> 00:50:27,920 No. 871 00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:29,580 A trouser worm? 872 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:30,260 Uh-uh. 873 00:50:30,540 --> 00:50:31,300 What is it? 874 00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:34,120 What's that? 875 00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:39,220 Well, this is, uh, it's, uh, no. 876 00:50:39,220 --> 00:50:39,780 Ah! 877 00:51:19,350 --> 00:51:20,770 Hey! 878 00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:39,040 Ah! 879 00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:39,640 Ah! 880 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:45,760 Help me! 881 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:15,000 Do you know 882 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:15,780 what these are? 883 00:52:16,060 --> 00:52:16,380 No. 884 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:17,780 Gas pills. 885 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:18,480 What? 886 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,080 They make you fart. 887 00:52:20,620 --> 00:52:21,380 Make you fart? 888 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:21,740 Shh. 889 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:31,940 Now they've done it. 890 00:52:32,340 --> 00:52:34,940 22 years of blue balls and now it's 891 00:52:34,940 --> 00:52:35,240 over. 892 00:52:38,220 --> 00:52:39,340 Santa Lucia. 893 00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:42,560 Santa Lucia. 894 00:52:43,140 --> 00:52:43,540 Sophie. 895 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,320 Stoodley, mamma mia. 896 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,720 Just go out with him. 897 00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:47,920 He's my best friend. 898 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,180 I can't get anyone else on campus to 899 00:52:50,180 --> 00:52:50,920 go out with him. 900 00:52:51,020 --> 00:52:52,080 Yes, Stoodley. 901 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:54,680 Now, he does not speak Italian. 902 00:52:57,060 --> 00:52:58,060 No, no, no, no. 903 00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:59,940 No Italiano. 904 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,960 He's going to be here at 6 o 905 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:07,220 'clock. 906 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,100 Yeah, bye. 907 00:53:38,620 --> 00:53:39,640 Swallow. 908 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:41,820 Just swallow. 909 00:53:43,180 --> 00:53:43,960 Swallow. 910 00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:48,080 That's good. 911 00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:49,680 Amore mio. 912 00:53:50,580 --> 00:53:51,840 Let's take your car. 913 00:55:00,180 --> 00:55:00,960 Scusi. 914 00:55:05,610 --> 00:55:06,930 Ho. 915 00:55:13,630 --> 00:55:15,410 Oh, mamma mia. 916 00:55:20,340 --> 00:55:30,930 Ho Oh mamma mia, 917 00:55:30,970 --> 00:55:31,550 mamma mia. 918 00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:35,150 Oh no. 919 00:55:36,130 --> 00:55:36,450 Vo. 920 00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:37,690 Vo. 921 00:55:45,630 --> 00:55:47,810 Oh, my 922 00:55:47,810 --> 00:56:02,330 God. 923 00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:05,650 Spaghetti Americano. 924 00:56:06,610 --> 00:56:08,010 Oh, my God. 925 00:56:09,790 --> 00:56:11,010 Don't light a match! 926 00:56:11,730 --> 00:56:12,090 Huh? 927 00:56:12,930 --> 00:56:15,090 Don't light a match! 928 00:56:15,610 --> 00:56:15,890 Huh? 929 00:56:37,810 --> 00:56:39,890 Mr. Sinatra, you leave me no choice. 930 00:56:40,510 --> 00:56:42,410 Your presence at this university can no longer 931 00:56:42,410 --> 00:56:43,130 be tolerated. 932 00:56:45,910 --> 00:56:47,630 God knows what I'm going to tell the 933 00:56:47,630 --> 00:56:48,970 parents of these poor children. 934 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:10,540 Oh, shit. 935 00:57:11,980 --> 00:57:13,720 Not a pretty sight, is it, Pondo? 936 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:16,980 Are you pleased with yourself? 937 00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:22,720 Pack your things and get out. 938 00:57:25,420 --> 00:57:26,180 Hey, Pondo. 939 00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:28,800 I heard you got thrown out of school. 940 00:57:29,460 --> 00:57:30,000 Yes, sir. 941 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:31,940 Well, you don't have to clean up that 942 00:57:31,940 --> 00:57:32,200 mess. 943 00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:32,940 I'll clean it up. 944 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,020 Don't worry about it. 945 00:57:34,020 --> 00:57:34,800 I make a mess. 946 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:35,800 I'll clean it up. 947 00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:37,360 You got it. 948 00:57:41,090 --> 00:57:41,790 Hi, Holly. 949 00:58:22,860 --> 00:58:23,620 Hi. 950 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:23,920 Hi, Alex. 951 00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:24,380 What? 952 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:28,240 Shut up and kiss me. 953 00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:31,300 Ow! 954 00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:34,140 Oh, Holly. 955 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:47,460 That was wonderful. 956 00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:48,560 I know. 957 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,820 Shit's eating me alive. 958 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:04,820 Don't bother. 959 00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:05,800 Easy, baby. 960 00:59:14,590 --> 00:59:16,730 Now I'm going to show you the eighth 961 00:59:16,730 --> 00:59:17,930 wonder of the world. 962 00:59:19,550 --> 00:59:21,230 Don't you touch me. 963 00:59:23,990 --> 00:59:24,310 Holly. 964 00:59:39,890 --> 00:59:41,450 What is this shit? 965 00:59:49,590 --> 00:59:49,910 Elbow. 966 00:59:53,750 --> 00:59:54,070 Elbow! 967 00:59:55,830 --> 00:59:56,150 Elbow. 968 00:59:56,370 --> 00:59:56,610 Elbow. 969 00:59:56,710 --> 00:59:56,850 Wait. 970 00:59:56,970 --> 00:59:57,090 Wait. 971 00:59:57,230 --> 00:59:57,330 Wait. 972 00:59:57,370 --> 00:59:57,870 I'll clean it up. 973 00:59:57,970 --> 00:59:58,410 I'll clean it up. 974 00:59:58,510 --> 00:59:58,810 I'll do it. 975 00:59:58,890 --> 00:59:59,310 I'll do it. 976 00:59:59,550 --> 01:00:01,010 It ain't that much fun, Pondo. 977 01:00:01,230 --> 01:00:01,990 No, go on, Elbow. 978 01:00:02,150 --> 01:00:02,630 I'll do it. 979 01:00:02,650 --> 01:00:03,190 I'll clean it up. 980 01:00:03,330 --> 01:00:04,830 Go have a bourbon in the boiling room. 981 01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:05,870 Bye, Elbow. 982 01:00:06,190 --> 01:00:06,590 Go on. 983 01:00:06,590 --> 01:00:06,710 Go on. 984 01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:17,640 You hit. 985 01:00:30,740 --> 01:00:37,690 I got it. 986 01:00:37,990 --> 01:00:39,050 I got it! 987 01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:55,080 I 988 01:01:55,080 --> 01:02:00,860 got it. 989 01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:17,030 Nothing more Things I've 990 01:02:17,030 --> 01:02:27,590 tried To say Tried this many times Rain 991 01:02:28,210 --> 01:02:34,570 Falling from my eyes These kind of days 992 01:02:35,090 --> 01:02:40,430 I really miss you now Seasons will change 993 01:02:40,430 --> 01:02:46,190 again I really miss you now I said 994 01:02:46,190 --> 01:02:52,470 your name I wonder where you are Watching 995 01:02:52,470 --> 01:02:58,150 the rain And it makes me remember Things 996 01:02:58,150 --> 01:03:01,510 I've tried to say No! 997 01:03:01,690 --> 01:03:02,810 Not the whipped cream! 998 01:03:02,930 --> 01:03:04,110 Not the whipped cream! 999 01:03:32,260 --> 01:03:33,620 What happened? 1000 01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:35,240 I found it. 1001 01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:36,440 You found what? 1002 01:03:36,660 --> 01:03:37,920 I'm a party animal. 1003 01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:39,600 Yeah, I can see that. 1004 01:03:55,380 --> 01:04:00,280 I fell first I couldn't lie Standing straight 1005 01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:02,580 And giving double tries To get up high 1006 01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:04,140 To get up there To get up high 1007 01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:05,580 To get up there To get up high 1008 01:04:05,580 --> 01:04:07,080 To get up there To get up high 1009 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:10,300 Up there Up there Now it is And 1010 01:04:10,300 --> 01:04:12,900 you get it right Today's the first time 1011 01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:15,460 You're gonna learn how to fight Forget about 1012 01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:18,240 the sentiments You always feel From now on 1013 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,320 all you think about Is kick, kick, kick 1014 01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:21,340 I know! 1015 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,840 Now I mean what I say Because I'm 1016 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:28,840 your general Say all you know Because I'm 1017 01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:31,540 your general I'm the one in charge Because 1018 01:04:31,540 --> 01:04:34,360 I'm your general I must be a bizarre 1019 01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,780 Six weights, I'm a woman killer. 1020 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:37,440 Six weights? 1021 01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:38,400 Yeah, females. 1022 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:39,240 Women. 1023 01:04:39,340 --> 01:04:39,780 Girls. 1024 01:04:39,940 --> 01:04:40,180 Girls. 1025 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:41,060 Girls are the girls. 1026 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:50,400 The girl is a half a mile away. 1027 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:52,060 Oh, pretty. 1028 01:04:53,620 --> 01:04:54,140 Hey! 1029 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:55,840 Girlie! 1030 01:04:58,100 --> 01:04:59,000 Over here. 1031 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,060 This is the Mount Everest of womanhood. 1032 01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:32,820 No sweat. 1033 01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,240 These girls live behind steel doors. 1034 01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,180 No sweat! 1035 01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:38,660 No man has ever made it to the 1036 01:05:38,660 --> 01:05:39,780 third floor of this building. 1037 01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:41,160 Suddenly, no sweat! 1038 01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:41,860 All right. 1039 01:06:02,300 --> 01:06:04,180 I'm gonna get you. 1040 01:06:17,870 --> 01:06:19,950 Girlie, I did it. 1041 01:06:21,390 --> 01:06:22,850 Au contraire, Pando. 1042 01:06:23,890 --> 01:06:24,530 Look. 1043 01:06:25,850 --> 01:06:26,490 Pando! 1044 01:06:26,570 --> 01:06:27,130 Pando! 1045 01:06:27,670 --> 01:06:27,770 Pando! 1046 01:06:28,270 --> 01:06:28,810 Go. 1047 01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:41,180 Reality's a dream I gave it, which I 1048 01:06:41,180 --> 01:06:44,040 seem to never find out Just what I 1049 01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,640 am, I don't know if I'm an actor, 1050 01:06:46,860 --> 01:06:49,320 a hero, a shaman, a sham But if 1051 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:55,600 you don't mind If you don't mind I'm 1052 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:59,580 lost without a clue So how can I 1053 01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:02,080 undo The tangle of these waves? 1054 01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:04,480 I keep grieving I don't know if I 1055 01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:07,140 should I keep believing This emptiness is endless 1056 01:07:07,140 --> 01:07:10,820 But if you don't mind If you don't 1057 01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:15,620 mind I used to bet that you didn't 1058 01:07:15,620 --> 01:07:19,160 care But girl, they never got me anywhere 1059 01:07:19,940 --> 01:07:22,860 Each time I used to feel so sure 1060 01:07:22,860 --> 01:07:25,460 Something about you made me doubt you more 1061 01:07:25,460 --> 01:07:29,700 Can you convince me What everything I see 1062 01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:32,940 just makes me feel That's my Pando! 1063 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:34,440 Oh! 1064 01:07:42,630 --> 01:07:43,830 And stop! 1065 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:48,940 Pando, I am so proud of you. 1066 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,460 We gotta get you back in school. 1067 01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:53,300 I gotta see Nadine. 1068 01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:54,540 She's busy. 1069 01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:04,160 New in town, sailor. 1070 01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:06,380 I've got a headache. 1071 01:08:08,180 --> 01:08:09,700 You need to relax. 1072 01:08:09,700 --> 01:08:11,220 No, you need to relax. 1073 01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:14,280 Be calm. 1074 01:08:15,340 --> 01:08:16,240 Take a deep breath. 1075 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:17,740 See these fingers? 1076 01:08:18,540 --> 01:08:19,819 They work wonders. 1077 01:08:20,939 --> 01:08:21,939 This won't hurt a bit. 1078 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:24,840 I promise. 1079 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,720 Oh, no, no, no, you don't. 1080 01:08:26,939 --> 01:08:28,000 No, wait! 1081 01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,040 Oh, my God, I think I'm in love! 1082 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:32,859 Dean Fox? 1083 01:08:37,729 --> 01:08:39,529 You are not Dean Fox. 1084 01:08:39,529 --> 01:08:41,729 No, honey, I'm the new Dean. 1085 01:08:42,930 --> 01:08:43,970 Ooh-wee! 1086 01:08:44,470 --> 01:08:46,890 Look what the gods done sent me! 1087 01:08:47,410 --> 01:08:47,689 Aah! 1088 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:53,560 1925. 1089 01:08:54,340 --> 01:08:58,800 Dr. Bob Stern discovered this. 1090 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:01,920 He believed that this was some sort of 1091 01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:04,920 symbol For, oh, people who would go into 1092 01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:06,540 the cave And tell them how to get 1093 01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:08,779 out Because he himself had gotten lost At 1094 01:09:08,779 --> 01:09:12,060 this point in time Telling people to travel 1095 01:09:12,060 --> 01:09:14,779 northward Would you knock it off? 1096 01:09:15,859 --> 01:09:18,939 There was a map of some sort, the 1097 01:09:18,939 --> 01:09:19,479 Stern map. 1098 01:09:19,540 --> 01:09:21,620 We call this the Stern map. 1099 01:09:22,399 --> 01:09:24,180 They used this at NASA To get the 1100 01:09:24,180 --> 01:09:27,680 spaceships from Earth to the moon and back 1101 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:29,060 Without this, uh... 1102 01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:30,380 Pando, take me! 1103 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:31,540 Aah! 1104 01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:34,020 Aah! 1105 01:09:35,279 --> 01:09:35,880 Aah! 1106 01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:36,020 Aah! 1107 01:09:49,020 --> 01:09:50,899 Studley, I don't know if I like this 1108 01:09:50,899 --> 01:09:51,340 anymore. 1109 01:09:51,939 --> 01:09:54,080 Pando, this is every man's dream. 1110 01:09:54,260 --> 01:09:55,820 I'm scared and I'm tired. 1111 01:09:55,980 --> 01:09:56,820 Go away! 1112 01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:58,660 Scared of what? 1113 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,820 Every woman I see wants me. 1114 01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:01,680 That's wonderful. 1115 01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:03,680 No, it's terrible, Studley. 1116 01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:05,560 I have been greedy. 1117 01:10:06,340 --> 01:10:07,480 I'm like king Midas. 1118 01:10:07,980 --> 01:10:10,460 Everything I touch turns to poontang. 1119 01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:21,360 What? 1120 01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:22,800 What is this? 1121 01:10:22,820 --> 01:10:25,040 All this fuss, this commotion? 1122 01:10:25,420 --> 01:10:26,240 Over who? 1123 01:10:26,580 --> 01:10:27,320 Over Pando? 1124 01:10:27,980 --> 01:10:29,880 Of course, in the total scope of things, 1125 01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:31,560 He wasn't asking for very much. 1126 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,480 He just wanted to get himself a little, 1127 01:10:34,700 --> 01:10:35,000 that's all. 1128 01:12:00,230 --> 01:12:00,870 Aah! 1129 01:12:07,810 --> 01:12:08,430 No! 1130 01:12:15,260 --> 01:12:16,400 Oh, Pando. 1131 01:12:18,740 --> 01:12:20,940 For a white boy, he did all right. 1132 01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:38,760 Pando? 1133 01:13:05,380 --> 01:13:13,740 So why Can't I touch this? 1134 01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:24,780 So why Can't I touch this? 1135 01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:37,620 And it looks so real I can see 1136 01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:42,960 it And it feels so real I can 1137 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:48,280 feel it And it tastes so real I 1138 01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:53,120 can taste it And it sounds so real 1139 01:13:53,120 --> 01:14:02,500 I can hear it So why Can't I 1140 01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:04,120 touch this? 1141 01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:15,080 So why Can't I touch this? 1142 01:14:36,130 --> 01:14:39,430 And it looks so real I can feel 1143 01:14:39,430 --> 01:14:44,730 it And it feels so real I can 1144 01:14:44,730 --> 01:14:50,130 taste it And it tastes so real I 1145 01:14:50,130 --> 01:14:54,870 can hear it And it sounds so real 1146 01:14:54,870 --> 01:15:00,410 I can see it So why So why 1147 01:15:00,410 --> 01:15:05,790 Can't I touch this? 1148 01:15:08,870 --> 01:15:16,770 So why Can't I touch this? 1149 01:15:56,280 --> 01:16:06,210 And it looks so 1150 01:16:06,210 --> 01:16:08,450 real I can feel it I can't see 1151 01:16:08,450 --> 01:16:13,670 it And it feels so real I can 1152 01:16:13,670 --> 01:16:17,580 feel it