1
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At ease.

2
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Gentlemen, I will be brief.

3
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You've completed
your training.

4
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And now, you stand ready to take
your places in the front ranks

5
00:06:00,221 --> 00:06:04,102
of the regiments your
forefathers made famous.

6
00:06:04,192 --> 00:06:07,172
Your superiors have sought
to lighten the load

7
00:06:07,262 --> 00:06:09,407
our nation has been
forced to carry.

8
00:06:09,497 --> 00:06:14,112
We have divested ourselves
of our colonial possessions.

9
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We've broken our historic ties
with United States

10
00:06:17,705 --> 00:06:22,252
and with an island once known
as Great Britain.

11
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We've made no detente
with the Russians

12
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or with the Germans.

13
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We stand alone.

14
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Proud, independent, glorious.

15
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We are today, after Homeric
efforts and sacrifices

16
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a nuclear power,
we have the bomb.

17
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My generation assures you

18
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who inherit the fruits
of our labors

19
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that if and when,
sooner or later

20
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Europe is incinerated

21
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France will not
be found wanting.

22
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A French bomb will explode
with the others.

23
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No, no.

24
00:07:51,198 --> 00:07:53,077
- No, no, no.
- What is this outrage?

25
00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:55,445
Why? I've nothing
to do with them.

26
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I'm an honest,
law-abiding woman.

27
00:07:57,604 --> 00:07:59,839
- No, madame...
- And I'm on an import...

28
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Great find.

29
00:08:55,696 --> 00:08:59,164
From the men's room of The
Apartheid Club in Johannesburg.

30
00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,046
Great find.

31
00:09:02,136 --> 00:09:03,547
Great find.

32
00:09:03,637 --> 00:09:05,883
You know how much
I paid for it?

33
00:09:05,973 --> 00:09:07,684
I paid a million Francs
for that.

34
00:09:07,774 --> 00:09:11,776
For one million Francs,
you can have my whole toilet.

35
00:09:18,151 --> 00:09:19,963
- Now.
- No, not now.

36
00:09:20,053 --> 00:09:22,966
- What are you doin' in here?
- What does it look like?

37
00:09:23,056 --> 00:09:24,768
- I'm bleeding to death.
- On my towels?

38
00:09:24,858 --> 00:09:27,337
Don't worry. Have 'em framed.
They might be worth something.

39
00:09:27,427 --> 00:09:29,206
How did it happen?

40
00:09:29,296 --> 00:09:32,142
Did it, uh,
did it happen in bed?

41
00:09:32,232 --> 00:09:34,344
Some of us are wounded
in the streets.

42
00:09:34,434 --> 00:09:37,435
I demand to know what you
were doing at that time?

43
00:09:42,209 --> 00:09:44,320
You want some lemon mousse?

44
00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:46,356
What do you think you're
doing?

45
00:09:46,446 --> 00:09:49,559
You come in here.
You come in here.

46
00:09:49,649 --> 00:09:51,761
You walk straight through
your auntie's bedroom.

47
00:09:51,851 --> 00:09:53,430
You use my bathroom.

48
00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,499
I should like to remind you
of something.

49
00:09:55,589 --> 00:09:57,567
There is such a thing
as common politeness.

50
00:09:57,657 --> 00:09:59,936
Get out, you!
Get out! Out!

51
00:10:00,026 --> 00:10:03,228
I don't have to be grateful
for your charity.

52
00:10:04,965 --> 00:10:07,143
I can move out.

53
00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:09,012
What would you do
if you moved out?

54
00:10:09,102 --> 00:10:11,080
- I should live.
- You'd starve.

55
00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:13,383
- You would end up in a toilet.
- Big deal.

56
00:10:13,473 --> 00:10:15,485
All these on the wall,
be just like home.

57
00:10:15,575 --> 00:10:18,487
You know what you are,
you're a Rolls-Royce Communist.

58
00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:21,124
You want to travel
to the barricades first class.

59
00:10:21,214 --> 00:10:23,092
- On my money.
- Wealth like yours.

60
00:10:23,182 --> 00:10:25,395
It's acquired through
the blood and toil of others.

61
00:10:25,485 --> 00:10:27,485
It's dirty money.
I know.

62
00:10:29,523 --> 00:10:31,435
Have you noticed this one?

63
00:10:31,525 --> 00:10:34,470
From the men's room
of the YMCA, Jerusalem.

64
00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,773
Hebrew graffiti
is almost unknown, you know.

65
00:10:36,863 --> 00:10:39,576
- No, I didn't know.
- What does it do to you?

66
00:10:39,666 --> 00:10:41,644
- Do to me?
- Yes, does it shock you?

67
00:10:41,734 --> 00:10:44,414
Does it excite you?
What does it do to you?

68
00:10:44,504 --> 00:10:46,483
- It just saddens me.
- What does that mean?

69
00:10:46,573 --> 00:10:49,485
When they dig this up
in the 40th century

70
00:10:49,575 --> 00:10:51,855
they'll learn more from these
things than the new testament.

71
00:10:51,945 --> 00:10:53,522
How can it sadden you?

72
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,293
When I was at school,
I used to draw those.

73
00:10:56,383 --> 00:10:59,529
You should've kept 'em.
Cornered the market.

74
00:10:59,619 --> 00:11:02,966
Alright, I'll liberate you
from your sad conscience.

75
00:11:03,056 --> 00:11:05,534
What do you want most?
You wanna change the world?

76
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,604
I want my generation
to have a voice.

77
00:11:07,694 --> 00:11:09,605
You wanna get rid
of the establishment.

78
00:11:09,695 --> 00:11:11,608
- Make a new establishment.
- A better one.

79
00:11:11,698 --> 00:11:13,609
That goes without saying.
They're always better.

80
00:11:13,699 --> 00:11:17,380
Until they...until
they are proved the same.

81
00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:19,915
Go back and finish
your breakfast.

82
00:11:20,005 --> 00:11:21,940
And shut the door.

83
00:11:23,509 --> 00:11:25,922
So use me. Make use
of my filthy money.

84
00:11:26,012 --> 00:11:29,526
My power if you like.
I'll make you a present of it.

85
00:11:29,616 --> 00:11:31,093
Here.

86
00:11:31,183 --> 00:11:33,318
You want to save mankind.

87
00:11:35,287 --> 00:11:37,234
This is the instrument.

88
00:11:37,324 --> 00:11:38,734
What is it?

89
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:41,304
It's the means
to justify the ends.

90
00:11:41,394 --> 00:11:43,606
Because if you have
to clean out a sewer

91
00:11:43,696 --> 00:11:46,143
you need to get
your hands dirty.

92
00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:51,046
Inside this suitcase is the very
latest type of plastic bomb.

93
00:11:51,136 --> 00:11:53,949
It's okay,
it's not fused yet.

94
00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:57,454
In room 22,
in the Palais de Chaillot

95
00:11:57,544 --> 00:12:01,124
now, at this moment,
there's a meeting going on.

96
00:12:01,214 --> 00:12:05,528
A meeting which could decide
your future and mine.

97
00:12:05,618 --> 00:12:08,632
Now, at this very instant,
a group of men are planning

98
00:12:08,722 --> 00:12:11,767
to crush China
with nuclear weapons.

99
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:15,237
Even at the risk
of starting World War III.

100
00:12:15,327 --> 00:12:17,907
Serious family men
who go to church

101
00:12:17,997 --> 00:12:20,876
when the newsreel
cameras are rolling

102
00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:23,512
and kiss their
children goodnight.

103
00:12:23,602 --> 00:12:27,605
Just faceless,
ordinary monsters.

104
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:33,122
If you want to live with your
conscience, do us all a favor.

105
00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:35,225
The Chinese included.

106
00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:37,493
Blow them up.

107
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:40,717
Then come back, and we'll talk
about your principles.

108
00:12:50,029 --> 00:12:52,062
Rosary?

109
00:13:42,982 --> 00:13:44,448
Oh.

110
00:13:46,251 --> 00:13:48,385
Mr. Commissar.
How are you?

111
00:14:06,905 --> 00:14:10,886
And again, please don't worry.
Have faith like me.

112
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:13,355
Now, a gentleman
whom I don't know

113
00:14:13,445 --> 00:14:15,523
will meet us
at the cafe over here.

114
00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:17,526
He'll give us
our answer.

115
00:14:17,616 --> 00:14:19,527
- He's a genius.
- You don't know him

116
00:14:19,617 --> 00:14:23,164
- and yet you say he's a genius?
- I give you my word.

117
00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:27,770
I've never laid my eyes on him.
Yet, when eventually we meet

118
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:31,127
we'll know each other
to the depths of our souls.

119
00:14:36,301 --> 00:14:38,580
- My dear Commissar.
- Ah.

120
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,950
You know the General, I think,
by repute anyway.

121
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,852
Berlin '45.
Those were good days.

122
00:14:43,942 --> 00:14:45,653
The best.

123
00:14:45,743 --> 00:14:47,523
Reverend, sorry we're late.
The traffic, I'm afraid.

124
00:14:47,613 --> 00:14:49,058
Mr. Chairman.

125
00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:51,093
Like the poor,
the Citroens breed like flies.

126
00:14:51,183 --> 00:14:52,428
The General, here.

127
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:55,230
- General, pleased to meet you.
- Reverend.

128
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,732
I hope we're not going
to have appalling service.

129
00:14:57,822 --> 00:15:01,002
- No, I've briefed them, sir.
- Well, hurry them up, Julius.

130
00:15:01,092 --> 00:15:03,372
You know, it's the same thing
with domestic help.

131
00:15:03,462 --> 00:15:06,040
We're actually down
to four gardeners.

132
00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:09,410
What will you have? I told them
to get in my special scotch.

133
00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,313
Fine, fine.

134
00:15:11,403 --> 00:15:13,114
You don't mind,
I'll stay on coke.

135
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,184
<i>- Monsieur.
- Oh, there you are.</i>

136
00:15:15,274 --> 00:15:18,921
Bring my own scotch.
And one coke and some cigars.

137
00:15:19,011 --> 00:15:20,221
Sure.

138
00:15:20,311 --> 00:15:21,956
God! Beau.
Did you get that?

139
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,325
- Hmm.
- Hmm.

140
00:15:23,415 --> 00:15:26,783
- It's not every man's poison.
- It reminds me of my childhood.

141
00:15:27,952 --> 00:15:30,399
- Tell him to bring the bottle.
- Bottle?

142
00:15:30,489 --> 00:15:33,568
The scotch. I want
the bottle on the table.

143
00:15:33,658 --> 00:15:36,170
You see, I know these people.
I came from them.

144
00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:37,840
Fortunately, I escaped.

145
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,208
You came from a poor family,
did you, Mr. Chairman?

146
00:15:40,298 --> 00:15:43,211
I believe, I was one
of 11. I'm not sure.

147
00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:46,015
Mother spent most of her life
bent over a wash tub

148
00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:48,316
in order to send me
to a good school.

149
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,085
I'll always be
grateful to her.

150
00:15:50,175 --> 00:15:53,555
But you know...I just
can't remember her face.

151
00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:56,524
In fact, my only
memories of her

152
00:15:56,614 --> 00:15:59,661
are of a rather large
rear-view as it were.

153
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,263
Oh, what have we here?

154
00:16:01,353 --> 00:16:03,564
- Please don't encourage them.
- No, thank you.

155
00:16:03,654 --> 00:16:05,367
They'll make things
impossible for us.

156
00:16:05,457 --> 00:16:08,871
Just go away, will you?
We're not here to buy things.

157
00:16:08,961 --> 00:16:11,239
What are we doing here,
by the way?

158
00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:13,375
What I always admired
about the Commissar

159
00:16:13,465 --> 00:16:16,679
is that he never lets
the grass grow in Wall Street.

160
00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:20,169
Our first task
is to find a name.

161
00:16:21,539 --> 00:16:23,117
We can't smoke this.

162
00:16:23,207 --> 00:16:25,186
What do you think we are,
travelling salesmen?

163
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,488
Bring us a selection of Habanos.

164
00:16:27,578 --> 00:16:31,225
A name that will stir the pulse.
It will set the brain up well.

165
00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:34,362
That will inspire confidence
like a cathedral.

166
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,065
You want suggestions, eh?

167
00:16:36,155 --> 00:16:38,032
All we have
is a blank space.

168
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:42,203
I think the word "miracle"
has a certain ring to it.

169
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,605
Yes, but that's been
overworked by the Japanese.

170
00:16:44,695 --> 00:16:47,609
No, I was thinking
of something like, uh

171
00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:49,610
United General International.

172
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,579
Yes, that's very good.
It's very good.

173
00:16:51,669 --> 00:16:53,715
That was
just an example.

174
00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:56,050
It's already been used,
that one.

175
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,706
Too bad.

176
00:17:00,077 --> 00:17:04,292
It isn't my line.
That's a lot better.

177
00:17:04,382 --> 00:17:06,294
We can try these, gentlemen.

178
00:17:06,384 --> 00:17:07,862
- General.
- Thank you.

179
00:17:07,952 --> 00:17:11,332
- Excuse me? Did you drop this?
- What? I never drop anything.

180
00:17:11,422 --> 00:17:15,224
- Then this money isn't yours?
- All money is mine.

181
00:17:24,936 --> 00:17:27,014
It actually was yours, was it?

182
00:17:27,104 --> 00:17:28,783
It was certainly
more mine than his.

183
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,185
Hundred Franc notes are
for the rich, not the poor.

184
00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,687
Waiter. Will you see
that we are not disturbed.

185
00:17:33,777 --> 00:17:35,556
This place is like a circus.

186
00:17:35,646 --> 00:17:37,424
I'll get that.

187
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,315
Get him away, too.

188
00:17:41,384 --> 00:17:43,498
- What's he doing?
- I don't know, sir.

189
00:17:43,588 --> 00:17:46,222
Only Irma
understands him. Irma.

190
00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:50,938
What's all this about?

191
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:54,408
Oh, he says it is a very
beautiful morning, sir.

192
00:17:54,498 --> 00:17:58,834
But it was nicer before you
stuck your face into it.

193
00:18:03,741 --> 00:18:05,653
I'm sorry about
all these disturbances.

194
00:18:05,743 --> 00:18:07,954
Now, uh, what were we saying?

195
00:18:08,044 --> 00:18:10,258
- The name. The name.
- Oh, yes.

196
00:18:10,348 --> 00:18:12,692
Well, it's my reputation.

197
00:18:12,782 --> 00:18:14,695
In the course of my life

198
00:18:14,785 --> 00:18:17,165
I personally organized
11 great corporations.

199
00:18:17,255 --> 00:18:19,733
On the basis of 11
magnificent names.

200
00:18:19,823 --> 00:18:21,736
You can appreciate
this one

201
00:18:21,826 --> 00:18:23,937
the round dozen
must be a masterpiece.

202
00:18:24,027 --> 00:18:26,140
Well, don't worry about it.

203
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,363
It will come too.

204
00:18:30,768 --> 00:18:32,935
Extraordinary.

205
00:18:37,842 --> 00:18:39,619
- That's it.
- What is it?

206
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:41,889
That face.

207
00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:43,957
The blonde, you mean?

208
00:18:44,047 --> 00:18:47,895
No, no, no. Not the girl.
No. That face.

209
00:18:47,985 --> 00:18:50,985
The one with his nose
to the glass.

210
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,042
Friend of yours?

211
00:19:01,132 --> 00:19:03,899
I've never seen him
before in my life.

212
00:19:11,842 --> 00:19:16,457
It's a face that's been
to the edge of the world.

213
00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:18,658
And looked over.

214
00:19:18,748 --> 00:19:20,682
And now it's looking at me.

215
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,253
Yes, that's it.

216
00:19:25,522 --> 00:19:27,168
He understands.

217
00:19:27,258 --> 00:19:30,303
Gentlemen. Our problems
are at an end.

218
00:19:30,393 --> 00:19:32,305
Did I miss something?

219
00:19:32,395 --> 00:19:34,407
I mean, is there some
significance in that man?

220
00:19:34,497 --> 00:19:37,077
Reverend, one look
at that face, and I knew.

221
00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:39,846
One look at mine, and he knew.
He'll be over.

222
00:19:39,936 --> 00:19:44,017
- And when he comes?
- He'll tell me what to do.

223
00:19:44,107 --> 00:19:47,042
Business is done this way,
with total strangers?

224
00:19:48,445 --> 00:19:50,957
Commissar, I trust neither
my wife nor my daughter

225
00:19:51,047 --> 00:19:52,826
or my best friend.

226
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:55,262
- No, all that's normal.
- But a face like that.

227
00:19:55,352 --> 00:19:57,765
I would trust
with my inmost secrets.

228
00:19:57,855 --> 00:20:00,500
Extraordinary.

229
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:01,903
Not really.

230
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:05,038
Look at him. Those sullen lips,
those furtive eyes.

231
00:20:05,128 --> 00:20:08,308
The reflection of death
in the features.

232
00:20:08,398 --> 00:20:11,878
Those are guarantees
of loyalty guilt-edged.

233
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:15,436
It's fantastic,
I'm always this lucky.

234
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:37,370
Oh, really, really, Dickey.

235
00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:41,863
You are the most irritating
dog to take for a walk.

236
00:20:56,045 --> 00:20:58,725
How are you, Gabrielle?

237
00:20:58,815 --> 00:21:01,194
You needn't shout.

238
00:21:01,284 --> 00:21:05,565
It's Wednesday.
Wednesdays, I hear perfectly.

239
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,433
It's Thursday.

240
00:21:07,523 --> 00:21:11,771
And I brought Aurelia
as a witness to your folly.

241
00:21:11,861 --> 00:21:14,708
True love is never a folly.

242
00:21:14,798 --> 00:21:17,532
Why must you be so cruel.

243
00:21:18,768 --> 00:21:20,968
Oh, where is he?

244
00:21:22,338 --> 00:21:24,505
You'll see.

245
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,139
Is that all?

246
00:22:19,229 --> 00:22:22,196
I prefer it that way.

247
00:22:23,099 --> 00:22:27,513
He...he is the soul of courtesy.

248
00:22:27,603 --> 00:22:30,550
They are the worst kind,
Gabrielle. Beware.

249
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,353
He'll make you put on black
riding boots while he dances

250
00:22:33,443 --> 00:22:36,889
the can-can around you,
singing god-knows-what filth

251
00:22:36,979 --> 00:22:39,158
at the top of his lungs.

252
00:22:39,248 --> 00:22:42,595
You think that is
what he has in mind?

253
00:22:42,685 --> 00:22:45,665
Of course. Men have lost
all sense of decency.

254
00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:50,502
Aurelia, must you talk sex
in front of Gabrielle.

255
00:22:50,592 --> 00:22:51,937
Why not?

256
00:22:52,027 --> 00:22:54,206
After all, there are two sexes.

257
00:22:54,296 --> 00:22:59,378
But Gabrielle is
a V-I-R-G-I-N.

258
00:22:59,468 --> 00:23:02,047
Well, she can't be that
innocent. She keeps canaries.

259
00:23:02,137 --> 00:23:04,284
In any event, the whole thing

260
00:23:04,374 --> 00:23:06,552
has been a complete waste
of my time.

261
00:23:06,642 --> 00:23:08,609
Good morning, ladies.

262
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:15,582
<i>Merde!</i>

263
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,021
Keep the change.

264
00:23:22,691 --> 00:23:24,204
Incredible news.

265
00:23:24,294 --> 00:23:27,272
- Commissar, Reverend.
- Robert, good to see you.

266
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,174
- We haven't met, have we?
- No.

267
00:23:29,264 --> 00:23:31,176
General, this is Robert.
My stock-broker.

268
00:23:31,266 --> 00:23:33,045
- How do you do?
- Wonderful to have you.

269
00:23:33,135 --> 00:23:35,248
Sit down and have a drink?

270
00:23:35,338 --> 00:23:37,116
Don't have a drink.
Tell us what's happened.

271
00:23:37,206 --> 00:23:39,119
Julius, get me
my latest quotations.

272
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,887
Now, tell us all.
No. Wait a minute.

273
00:23:41,977 --> 00:23:44,110
Will you get him
out of here? Out!

274
00:23:55,124 --> 00:23:58,638
Well. The market opens at 10.

275
00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:02,575
Half a million shares issued
at par, one hundred.

276
00:24:02,665 --> 00:24:05,844
And by the way, I had already
put a little 'Wall' rumor

277
00:24:05,934 --> 00:24:08,213
in circulation,
before breakfast.

278
00:24:08,303 --> 00:24:12,017
So it squirted
on the curve at 124.

279
00:24:12,107 --> 00:24:15,053
And we start buying
at 125, 26, 29...

280
00:24:15,143 --> 00:24:17,055
- Now, who is "we"?
- Me.

281
00:24:17,145 --> 00:24:20,592
130, 132, and it's going
up and up and up.

282
00:24:20,682 --> 00:24:24,663
Just like the mercury on the
first perfect day of summer.

283
00:24:24,753 --> 00:24:27,399
136, 141.

284
00:24:27,489 --> 00:24:30,802
By now, I've every chance
to drop in a few names.

285
00:24:30,892 --> 00:24:32,437
A hint here and there.

286
00:24:32,527 --> 00:24:35,340
Nothing much, but quite
sufficient until today.

287
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:37,342
More sunny days with ICI.

288
00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:40,078
Maybe a merger with
Eastern Hennequin.

289
00:24:40,168 --> 00:24:41,413
Eastern Hennequin.

290
00:24:41,503 --> 00:24:43,415
- We started that.
- Really?

291
00:24:43,505 --> 00:24:46,084
And it's still climbing.
143, 145.

292
00:24:46,174 --> 00:24:48,587
It tops the magic figure at 150.

293
00:24:48,677 --> 00:24:49,855
Classic, classic.

294
00:24:49,945 --> 00:24:52,623
- Now, could I ask you...
- Don't, it'll only confuse you.

295
00:24:52,713 --> 00:24:53,959
Go ahead.

296
00:24:54,049 --> 00:24:55,961
But I thought,
enough is enough.

297
00:24:56,051 --> 00:24:57,896
Don't let's get
too overconfident.

298
00:24:57,986 --> 00:24:59,464
Now.

299
00:24:59,554 --> 00:25:04,402
Our agents plant a story about
a new tax-owned capital.

300
00:25:04,492 --> 00:25:08,172
Market falls.
Down, down, down.

301
00:25:08,262 --> 00:25:13,979
The sun goes in,
120, 112, 107, 103.

302
00:25:14,069 --> 00:25:17,916
Below par, 97, 93.

303
00:25:18,006 --> 00:25:21,520
And, of course, at 93,
we'll start buying back again.

304
00:25:21,610 --> 00:25:23,221
Beautiful.

305
00:25:23,311 --> 00:25:27,024
At 11:30, government officially
denies tax rumors.

306
00:25:27,114 --> 00:25:29,228
And the market goes bullish.

307
00:25:29,318 --> 00:25:32,297
97, 99, over par again
in one great swoop.

308
00:25:32,387 --> 00:25:37,603
122, 1-3-4, 1-4-6 and by
noon we've got it all back.

309
00:25:37,693 --> 00:25:38,936
Net profit.

310
00:25:39,026 --> 00:25:40,939
Five and half million dollars.

311
00:25:41,029 --> 00:25:42,940
Perfect. Just perfect.

312
00:25:43,030 --> 00:25:45,010
Yes, I thought it was
pretty good, myself.

313
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,379
- Now, do I get that drink?
- Waiter.

314
00:25:47,469 --> 00:25:50,014
- The final quotation, sir.
- Hmm.

315
00:25:50,104 --> 00:25:52,217
Robert, you're a bit out.

316
00:25:52,307 --> 00:25:55,108
I made only five million two
today, so you pay for lunch.

317
00:26:05,252 --> 00:26:07,366
Am I hearing things?

318
00:26:07,456 --> 00:26:10,234
Or does he keep singing the same
two lines over and over?

319
00:26:10,324 --> 00:26:13,371
You're quite right.
This place is a circus.

320
00:26:13,461 --> 00:26:15,274
I must apologize.
Where is the waiter?

321
00:26:15,364 --> 00:26:16,841
Now, you miss.

322
00:26:16,931 --> 00:26:19,444
Can't you stop this idiot
from annoying your patrons?

323
00:26:19,534 --> 00:26:22,281
- Well, who is he annoying?
- Us, who else?

324
00:26:22,371 --> 00:26:24,315
Nobody has ever
complained before.

325
00:26:24,405 --> 00:26:26,918
You should all be pleased.
He's got a very good voice.

326
00:26:27,008 --> 00:26:30,188
His only trouble is, he can't
remember the rest of the song.

327
00:26:30,278 --> 00:26:33,057
- Otherwise, he'd be perfect.
- Unbelievable.

328
00:26:33,147 --> 00:26:36,394
Now, you just tell him to move
away. We don't know his song.

329
00:26:36,484 --> 00:26:38,697
You know me, sir.
Know me?

330
00:26:38,787 --> 00:26:41,265
And it's quite incredible
as the years pass

331
00:26:41,355 --> 00:26:43,489
how much one can't recall.

332
00:26:44,925 --> 00:26:49,608
Oh, my card, sir. Paul Jadin,
doctor of medicine.

333
00:26:49,698 --> 00:26:52,677
If you wish to consult me
ever, my office is there.

334
00:26:52,767 --> 00:26:56,301
Third table, weekdays,
from 2:00 to 6:00.

335
00:27:29,904 --> 00:27:31,270
Well.

336
00:27:33,007 --> 00:27:35,119
I need a name.

337
00:27:35,209 --> 00:27:37,209
I need a quarter of a million.

338
00:27:38,979 --> 00:27:40,591
A very proper sum.

339
00:27:40,681 --> 00:27:44,829
On account of
50% of 100% of profits.

340
00:27:44,919 --> 00:27:46,364
Without questions.

341
00:27:46,454 --> 00:27:48,366
To be paid
into a numbered account.

342
00:27:48,456 --> 00:27:51,703
Of course.
It goes without saying.

343
00:27:51,793 --> 00:27:53,771
Now..

344
00:27:53,861 --> 00:27:56,240
...the name.

345
00:27:56,330 --> 00:27:59,543
It's for a corporation.

346
00:27:59,633 --> 00:28:02,146
- Something, uh..
- Unusual.

347
00:28:02,236 --> 00:28:04,014
Yes. I know.

348
00:28:04,104 --> 00:28:09,220
250,000 in cash.
No checks.

349
00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:11,856
Yes, I understood you perfectly.

350
00:28:11,946 --> 00:28:16,582
International Substrate
of Paris Limited.

351
00:28:37,904 --> 00:28:43,320
<i>Robert. 250,000 dollars
in cash.Arrangeit.</i>

352
00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:45,321
You're happy
with that name, are you?

353
00:28:45,411 --> 00:28:48,292
Happy? I'm delirious.

354
00:28:48,382 --> 00:28:50,294
But what does it mean?

355
00:28:50,384 --> 00:28:54,031
It means what it says.
I'm a prospector.

356
00:28:54,121 --> 00:28:57,935
And now that you have your name,
you need a property.

357
00:28:58,025 --> 00:28:59,703
Precisely.

358
00:28:59,793 --> 00:29:01,772
- I have one.
- In France?

359
00:29:01,862 --> 00:29:03,529
In Paris.

360
00:29:07,434 --> 00:29:09,914
It's all in the title.

361
00:29:10,004 --> 00:29:13,004
In the title?
You say, it's all in the title.

362
00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:18,343
Substrate? Underground.

363
00:29:24,985 --> 00:29:26,952
Gold.

364
00:29:34,628 --> 00:29:36,674
Oil.

365
00:29:36,764 --> 00:29:37,808
He's crazy.

366
00:29:37,898 --> 00:29:40,031
Yes. Yes, it seems
a little out of line.

367
00:29:41,902 --> 00:29:44,315
Oil?

368
00:29:44,405 --> 00:29:46,604
Are you quite certain?

369
00:29:49,476 --> 00:29:51,187
Excuse me, gentlemen.

370
00:29:51,277 --> 00:29:52,790
I'm obviously
at the wrong table.

371
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,960
- No, no.
- Understand one thing.

372
00:29:56,050 --> 00:29:57,961
I deal only in facts.

373
00:29:58,051 --> 00:30:01,332
Yes, of course.
Please forgive us.

374
00:30:01,422 --> 00:30:03,589
There's no question
of doubting your work.

375
00:30:09,296 --> 00:30:11,542
Well, now.

376
00:30:11,632 --> 00:30:15,079
Where can my organization
be of help?

377
00:30:15,169 --> 00:30:18,102
Obviously, you've got a plan.

378
00:30:19,707 --> 00:30:23,754
- Oh, yes.
- Well, then just say the word.

379
00:30:23,844 --> 00:30:29,893
No. I think the first word
should be yours, gentlemen.

380
00:30:29,983 --> 00:30:33,596
Money is one thing,
trust is another.

381
00:30:33,686 --> 00:30:35,687
Before I reveal my secrets.

382
00:30:36,789 --> 00:30:41,070
We need a little,
horse...trading.

383
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,640
Yes.

384
00:30:42,730 --> 00:30:45,575
Yes, that's fair enough.

385
00:30:45,665 --> 00:30:48,378
I think I know what you want.

386
00:30:48,468 --> 00:30:51,347
Shall I start?

387
00:30:51,437 --> 00:30:54,552
You mean this sort
of thing, don't you?

388
00:30:54,642 --> 00:30:57,053
On December 30th, 1941,
The Saint Barb

389
00:30:57,143 --> 00:31:01,624
a cargo ship flying
a neutral flag was torpedoed

390
00:31:01,714 --> 00:31:04,749
and sank with all hands.

391
00:31:06,353 --> 00:31:08,731
I set it up myself.

392
00:31:08,821 --> 00:31:11,555
Having insured it
for three times its value.

393
00:31:15,528 --> 00:31:18,829
- Yes.
- Fine.

394
00:31:24,303 --> 00:31:27,517
Well, mine was a mistake.

395
00:31:27,607 --> 00:31:30,620
In order to get started
again after the war.

396
00:31:30,710 --> 00:31:34,591
I flew to the company
which made, uh..

397
00:31:34,681 --> 00:31:37,994
...substandard penicillin.

398
00:31:38,084 --> 00:31:39,796
As a result of which

399
00:31:39,886 --> 00:31:43,087
a certain number
of children went blind.

400
00:31:50,997 --> 00:31:55,345
I sent four of my best officers
to their certain death

401
00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:59,971
because I suspected one of them
to...to be my wife's lover.

402
00:32:01,874 --> 00:32:04,675
As it happened,
she was quite blameless.

403
00:32:11,350 --> 00:32:14,631
In comparison
to you gentlemen

404
00:32:14,721 --> 00:32:17,367
my life has been spotless.

405
00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:21,704
All I have is the original
manuscript of Doctor Zhivago.

406
00:32:21,794 --> 00:32:26,030
Dedicated to me
in Boris' own handwriting.

407
00:32:30,669 --> 00:32:32,803
I'll hand it over to you.

408
00:32:36,442 --> 00:32:41,391
I believe God's word must be
furthered whatever the cost

409
00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:44,761
I didn't always question
as fully as I might

410
00:32:44,851 --> 00:32:47,218
where my financial
support came from.

411
00:32:49,388 --> 00:32:55,092
Some of my funds originated with
an extreme anti-semitic group.

412
00:33:06,906 --> 00:33:10,808
Well, are we in business?

413
00:33:13,445 --> 00:33:16,546
Oh, yes. I think so.

414
00:33:19,585 --> 00:33:22,699
Then tell us.

415
00:33:22,789 --> 00:33:25,267
Where is the oil?

416
00:33:25,357 --> 00:33:28,270
- You're sitting on it.
- Right here in Chaillot?

417
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:32,040
- Right under your seat.
- Good heavens. Chaillot?

418
00:33:32,130 --> 00:33:33,176
Here in Chaillot?

419
00:33:33,266 --> 00:33:37,180
The earth of Chaillot
is soggy with oil.

420
00:33:37,270 --> 00:33:40,115
I mean, I've been sitting
around here for 30 years.

421
00:33:40,205 --> 00:33:43,819
- Did you ever taste the water?
- The water? Good heavens, no.

422
00:33:43,909 --> 00:33:47,189
Then you denied yourself
a rare pleasure. Water.

423
00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:51,159
General, uh, gentlemen,
is the one substance

424
00:33:51,249 --> 00:33:54,596
from which the earth
can conceal nothing.

425
00:33:54,686 --> 00:33:57,233
I have a good nose.

426
00:33:57,323 --> 00:34:00,001
I have an incomparable nose.

427
00:34:00,091 --> 00:34:02,738
From the moment I caught
the barest scent

428
00:34:02,828 --> 00:34:06,942
I've worked my way across Paris,
glassful by glassful.

429
00:34:07,032 --> 00:34:09,845
Taking untold risks
with my bowels.

430
00:34:09,935 --> 00:34:12,548
Sampling from a 1000 saucers

431
00:34:12,638 --> 00:34:15,852
until at last I came
to this cafe.

432
00:34:15,942 --> 00:34:19,187
And here, just two days ago,
that girl

433
00:34:19,277 --> 00:34:21,490
brought me, my first sip.

434
00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:23,960
My heart began to pound.

435
00:34:24,050 --> 00:34:26,328
She mistook my ecstasy
for common lust.

436
00:34:26,418 --> 00:34:30,098
I was trembling like a leaf.
I took another.

437
00:34:30,188 --> 00:34:33,735
Was it possible my search
could be over?

438
00:34:33,825 --> 00:34:37,372
I took a third,
a fourth, a fifth.

439
00:34:37,462 --> 00:34:40,942
<i>There wasnomistake.
Ihadfound it.</i>

440
00:34:41,032 --> 00:34:43,913
And each time I drank,
my taste buds thrilled

441
00:34:44,003 --> 00:34:48,137
to the most exquisite
flavor known to man.

442
00:34:50,675 --> 00:34:51,908
Petroleum.

443
00:34:52,878 --> 00:34:55,246
Miss. Waiter.

444
00:34:56,948 --> 00:34:59,183
Never mind.
Let's go inside.

445
00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:02,297
- Waiter.
- Yes, sir.

446
00:35:02,387 --> 00:35:04,466
Give us some water
and some glasses.

447
00:35:04,556 --> 00:35:06,101
Evian?

448
00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:08,703
No, you fool. Your best tap
water, tap water, tap water...

449
00:35:08,793 --> 00:35:10,794
- Shh.
- Come on, man.

450
00:35:23,842 --> 00:35:27,176
Not these. Champagne glasses.

451
00:35:52,504 --> 00:35:56,117
- Uh, what are we...
- Wait a minute, General.

452
00:35:56,207 --> 00:35:58,753
- Put your cigar out.
- Why?

453
00:35:58,843 --> 00:36:01,077
There could be a risk of fire.

454
00:36:03,882 --> 00:36:06,428
What are we supposed
to be looking for?

455
00:36:06,518 --> 00:36:08,685
Revelations.

456
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:46,022
Yes. Yes, get it?

457
00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:49,404
I think so.

458
00:36:49,494 --> 00:36:52,540
- Is it sort of bitter?
- No, no, it's uh...

459
00:36:52,630 --> 00:36:55,777
It's not bitter.
It's more tangy than bitter.

460
00:36:55,867 --> 00:36:59,080
- Definitely there though.
- I believe you.

461
00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:01,903
This water always
tasted like petrol to me.

462
00:37:09,213 --> 00:37:12,661
Here I am, with the greatest
discovery of the age on my hands

463
00:37:12,751 --> 00:37:14,696
and they won't let me
dig for it.

464
00:37:14,786 --> 00:37:16,531
But, uh..

465
00:37:16,621 --> 00:37:18,821
...I do have a plan.

466
00:37:23,361 --> 00:37:27,642
Are my bones ready, Irma?
And my gizzard.

467
00:37:27,732 --> 00:37:30,979
Oh, I don't think there'll
be much today, Countess.

468
00:37:31,069 --> 00:37:33,314
Oh, wait a minute.
Could you wait a minute?

469
00:37:33,404 --> 00:37:35,783
I've got someone over there
who's just finishing.

470
00:37:35,873 --> 00:37:37,986
He should show some discretion.

471
00:37:38,076 --> 00:37:40,587
It's the height of bad manners
to eat everything.

472
00:37:40,677 --> 00:37:43,112
If not the gizzard,
then the giblets.

473
00:37:44,248 --> 00:37:46,361
I can find a home
for the giblets.

474
00:37:46,451 --> 00:37:50,153
The tomcat that lives
under the bridge dotes on them.

475
00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:56,670
One could actually say
without exaggeration

476
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,794
that he dotes on them.

477
00:38:25,923 --> 00:38:27,901
Yes.

478
00:38:27,991 --> 00:38:30,237
Extraordinary.

479
00:38:30,327 --> 00:38:32,240
How the taste lingers
in the mouth.

480
00:38:32,330 --> 00:38:35,965
So, uh, my plan.
We were discussing my plan.

481
00:38:37,968 --> 00:38:40,248
Have you found it yet,
my feather boa?

482
00:38:40,338 --> 00:38:43,283
Not yet, Countess.
Three scarves but no boa.

483
00:38:43,373 --> 00:38:47,121
Bloody mitts. It's five
years since I lost it.

484
00:38:47,211 --> 00:38:49,757
Oh, take one of these.
Nobody's claimed them.

485
00:38:49,847 --> 00:38:52,092
Oh, how about this one?

486
00:38:52,182 --> 00:38:57,419
With my pink rose, and my blue
veil. You're not serious.

487
00:38:58,655 --> 00:39:00,455
Let me see that striped one.

488
00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:04,071
A boa like that doesn't
just vanish, you know.

489
00:39:04,161 --> 00:39:06,528
A feather boa, nine feet long.

490
00:39:08,499 --> 00:39:09,631
Thank you.

491
00:39:11,236 --> 00:39:13,247
- How do I look?
- Superb, Countess.

492
00:39:13,337 --> 00:39:16,216
Yes, it must have been
lost for you.

493
00:39:16,306 --> 00:39:18,252
Here. Here's something
to sop it up with.

494
00:39:18,342 --> 00:39:20,854
No, I don't want that.
I want the manager.

495
00:39:20,944 --> 00:39:22,990
- You.
- Oh, what is it now?

496
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,359
What is it? It's you.

497
00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:28,529
It's that fellow, that juggler,
that screeching singer.

498
00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:30,531
This female lunatic.

499
00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:33,534
Oh, Mr. Chairman, I-I really do
think that, public relations...

500
00:39:33,624 --> 00:39:36,470
Yes-yes, I think we should
just accept the situation.

501
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,807
I accept nothing, General.
Once you accept, you're doomed.

502
00:39:39,897 --> 00:39:41,808
- Tribune.
- And here's another one.

503
00:39:41,898 --> 00:39:44,578
I don't buy news.
I make it.

504
00:39:44,668 --> 00:39:46,847
Accept these creatures,
and they'll eat you alive.

505
00:39:46,937 --> 00:39:48,937
- Oh, Countess.
- Look at them.

506
00:39:50,374 --> 00:39:54,188
They come here, in Chaillot,
the very citadel of management.

507
00:39:54,278 --> 00:39:58,225
They have the audacity to beard
us with raffish individualism.

508
00:39:58,315 --> 00:40:00,260
With the right
of the voiceless to sing

509
00:40:00,350 --> 00:40:02,763
the dumb to make speeches,
the unemployed to juggle.

510
00:40:02,853 --> 00:40:06,667
But why concern yourself?
What do they matter?

511
00:40:06,757 --> 00:40:10,537
Commissar, I should tell you.

512
00:40:10,627 --> 00:40:13,607
Whenever the poor are happy
and servants are proud

513
00:40:13,697 --> 00:40:17,077
whenever the mad are respected,
then power is at an end.

514
00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:18,846
It is anarchy.

515
00:40:18,936 --> 00:40:25,073
<i>The only hope for order is the
standard citizencomputerized.</i>

516
00:40:29,079 --> 00:40:31,191
Look at that mad woman.

517
00:40:31,281 --> 00:40:33,193
The waiters install her
with a flourish

518
00:40:33,283 --> 00:40:35,361
even though she doesn't
order anything.

519
00:40:35,451 --> 00:40:37,831
Do I get that sort of service?

520
00:40:37,921 --> 00:40:41,568
What would happen if I,
a president of 12 corporations

521
00:40:41,658 --> 00:40:44,571
and a millionaire ten times
over was to stick an iris

522
00:40:44,661 --> 00:40:48,964
in my button hole and yell,
"Are my bones ready, Irma?"

523
00:40:51,734 --> 00:40:53,881
You see?

524
00:40:53,971 --> 00:40:57,184
Have I proved my point?

525
00:40:57,274 --> 00:41:00,041
We were discussing my plan.

526
00:41:01,578 --> 00:41:04,858
Oh, yes. Of course.

527
00:41:04,948 --> 00:41:07,728
Your plan. Forgive me.

528
00:41:07,818 --> 00:41:10,496
Have you any idea
of the exact location

529
00:41:10,586 --> 00:41:15,122
of the city planner's office
in the Palais de Chaillot?

530
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,395
It's in Room 22.

531
00:42:03,039 --> 00:42:06,786
Room 22. The office
of a bureaucratic idiot.

532
00:42:06,876 --> 00:42:09,456
The city planner
who has stubbornly refused

533
00:42:09,546 --> 00:42:12,179
to give me a drilling permit.

534
00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:16,229
Despite influences,
bribes, threats...

535
00:42:16,319 --> 00:42:19,031
- Promote him.
- Is that all too common

536
00:42:19,121 --> 00:42:21,702
dangerous phenomenon,
the self-satisfied man.

537
00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:25,060
Well, we have a saying. If you
can't promote them, kill them.

538
00:42:27,163 --> 00:42:29,164
You anticipate me.

539
00:42:31,067 --> 00:42:32,566
In exactly..

540
00:42:33,969 --> 00:42:37,017
...one minute from now..

541
00:42:37,107 --> 00:42:39,340
...a bomb will explode.

542
00:43:08,571 --> 00:43:11,673
The new city planner
has already been chosen.

543
00:43:14,910 --> 00:43:18,746
And I think we may confidently
expect him to be more reasonable

544
00:44:01,689 --> 00:44:03,223
What happened?

545
00:44:24,446 --> 00:44:26,359
What happened, Sergeant?

546
00:44:26,449 --> 00:44:28,426
A drowned man.

547
00:44:28,516 --> 00:44:31,385
Drowned. His clothes are dry?

548
00:44:32,487 --> 00:44:34,500
Is it possible
that he was slugged?

549
00:44:34,590 --> 00:44:36,901
Well, slugged is also correct.

550
00:44:36,991 --> 00:44:40,171
He was jumping off the bridge,
my colleague had to apply force.

551
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:42,508
Otherwise, he would have
been dragged under too.

552
00:44:42,598 --> 00:44:46,946
That's paragraph 2, page 16 of
the police life-saving method.

553
00:44:47,036 --> 00:44:49,448
Which can be verified
in any public library.

554
00:44:49,538 --> 00:44:51,649
Yes, well, what's he doing?

555
00:44:51,739 --> 00:44:53,486
Well, my colleague is applying
the Schaefer method

556
00:44:53,576 --> 00:44:55,754
of artificial respiration.

557
00:44:55,844 --> 00:44:58,357
As laid down by the well-known
authority on drowning.

558
00:44:58,447 --> 00:44:59,858
But he isn't drowning.

559
00:44:59,948 --> 00:45:02,727
That method's only meant
for people who drown in water.

560
00:45:02,817 --> 00:45:05,531
It's no use at all for people
who've drowned without water.

561
00:45:05,621 --> 00:45:07,799
Well, what else can I do?

562
00:45:07,889 --> 00:45:10,468
- I've got to go by the book.
- It's perfectly simple.

563
00:45:10,558 --> 00:45:14,305
You throw him back in, then jump
in after him and save his life.

564
00:45:14,395 --> 00:45:16,509
That way, you'll get a medal.

565
00:45:16,599 --> 00:45:19,110
This way, you'll merely
be thrown out of the force

566
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,913
for striking an innocent man.

567
00:45:21,003 --> 00:45:24,016
- I can report that, can I?
- Oh, yes, as my agent.

568
00:45:24,106 --> 00:45:26,284
My agents are always innocent.

569
00:45:26,374 --> 00:45:28,475
- I'll look after this.
- Right.

570
00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:32,880
Uh, who is that, sir?

571
00:45:34,082 --> 00:45:37,128
The personal correspondent
of The Times.

572
00:45:37,218 --> 00:45:42,588
Oh. Well, you understand I was
not a witness to this crime.

573
00:45:47,496 --> 00:45:50,642
- Well?
- Apparently, it was his agent.

574
00:45:50,732 --> 00:45:53,299
- The matter is under control.
- Meaning the one with the bomb?

575
00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:01,807
Taxi!

576
00:46:04,712 --> 00:46:07,959
I think we should make
ourselves scarce.

577
00:46:08,049 --> 00:46:10,796
Now, report all developments
and tell the prospector

578
00:46:10,886 --> 00:46:13,364
that if necessary, I'll prove
I've never seen him before.

579
00:46:13,454 --> 00:46:16,389
Any scandal would be tragic
at this point.

580
00:46:23,264 --> 00:46:27,333
<i>I'll just sayaurevoir. See you
at the next board meeting.</i>

581
00:47:01,035 --> 00:47:05,517
To best of my knowledge, which
admittedly isn't up to date

582
00:47:05,607 --> 00:47:09,053
the latest method is to apply
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

583
00:47:09,143 --> 00:47:12,490
Mm-hmm. Have you any medical
qualification, sir?

584
00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:14,993
Possibly not,
but I am a doctor.

585
00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:17,695
Ahh. So what would
you suggest, sir?

586
00:47:17,785 --> 00:47:20,086
It depends entirely
on what's wrong with you.

587
00:47:21,222 --> 00:47:23,422
As a matter of fact..

588
00:47:50,051 --> 00:47:52,051
Oh, how beautiful he is.

589
00:47:56,357 --> 00:47:58,390
Is he dead?

590
00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:03,308
Hold that mirror
over his mouth.

591
00:48:03,398 --> 00:48:05,930
If it clouds over..

592
00:48:07,502 --> 00:48:10,402
- It clouds over.
- He's alive.

593
00:48:18,111 --> 00:48:20,579
How beautiful.

594
00:48:35,897 --> 00:48:38,176
No, no, don't let go
of my hand.

595
00:48:38,266 --> 00:48:40,744
When you let someone go,
you never see them again.

596
00:48:40,834 --> 00:48:44,481
I let Alphonse Becton go,
and I never saw him again.

597
00:48:44,571 --> 00:48:47,918
As the Sergeant here
will testify.

598
00:48:48,008 --> 00:48:51,788
He's better looking, wouldn't
you say, than Alphonse Becton?

599
00:48:51,878 --> 00:48:54,926
- I wouldn't know, madame.
- But I showed you his photo.

600
00:48:55,016 --> 00:48:58,830
- The one with the bicycle.
- Oh, the one with the hair-lip?

601
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:02,233
Well, that was not a hair-lip.

602
00:49:02,323 --> 00:49:04,122
It was a scratch
on the negative.

603
00:49:05,827 --> 00:49:09,340
- What are you doing?
- I want the young man's name.

604
00:49:09,430 --> 00:49:13,878
- Given name and date of birth.
- You think that'll stop him?

605
00:49:13,968 --> 00:49:16,681
I'm not going to tell him.
He's going to tell me.

606
00:49:16,771 --> 00:49:19,383
I wouldn't tell you mine.
Don't be silly, sergeant.

607
00:49:19,473 --> 00:49:21,686
Put that book away
and console him.

608
00:49:21,776 --> 00:49:24,856
- Console him?
- When people want to die

609
00:49:24,946 --> 00:49:28,926
it's your duty to speak out
in praise of life, not mine.

610
00:49:29,016 --> 00:49:31,862
I assume you have some motive
for interfering with his attempt

611
00:49:31,952 --> 00:49:33,231
to kill himself.

612
00:49:33,321 --> 00:49:37,234
If you believe that life has
some value, tell him what it is.

613
00:49:37,324 --> 00:49:40,438
Convince the young man that life
is worth living.

614
00:49:40,528 --> 00:49:42,239
- It isn't.
- Silence!

615
00:49:42,329 --> 00:49:44,741
What was the idea
of jumping off that bridge?

616
00:49:44,831 --> 00:49:46,777
The idea was to land
in the river.

617
00:49:46,867 --> 00:49:49,546
He doesn't seem to be
at all confused about that.

618
00:49:49,636 --> 00:49:51,883
- If you keep interrupting...
- I'll be quiet.

619
00:49:51,973 --> 00:49:53,950
- Thank you, madam.
- Countess.

620
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,218
Countess, yes.

621
00:49:55,308 --> 00:49:57,587
Now, look here young man...

622
00:49:57,677 --> 00:50:00,323
Roderick. Kindly call people
by their right names.

623
00:50:00,413 --> 00:50:02,259
How did you know my name
was Roderick?

624
00:50:02,349 --> 00:50:04,928
It's obvious. Just as
Alphonse Becton wasn't Alphonse.

625
00:50:05,018 --> 00:50:08,131
People are named for what
they are. Continue, Sergeant.

626
00:50:08,221 --> 00:50:10,367
Well, first of all,
you must realize

627
00:50:10,457 --> 00:50:13,170
that suicide is a crime
against a state.

628
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:16,406
- Why?
- Why?

629
00:50:16,496 --> 00:50:20,377
Well, because, eh, every time
anybody commits suicide

630
00:50:20,467 --> 00:50:23,980
it's a soldier less for the army
and tax payer less for the...

631
00:50:24,070 --> 00:50:28,919
Sergeant, what are you? A lover
of life or a tax collector?

632
00:50:29,009 --> 00:50:31,154
I'd defy anyone to stop dying
on your account.

633
00:50:31,244 --> 00:50:33,156
Ah, well, perhaps
you can do better.

634
00:50:33,246 --> 00:50:36,093
Certainly. This is not
a difficult case at all.

635
00:50:36,183 --> 00:50:38,895
In the first place, why should
he still want to die

636
00:50:38,985 --> 00:50:40,931
when he's just fallen in love
with someone

637
00:50:41,021 --> 00:50:43,021
who's just fallen in love
with him?

638
00:50:44,324 --> 00:50:45,802
What?

639
00:50:45,892 --> 00:50:47,404
What are you saying?

640
00:50:47,494 --> 00:50:50,607
Roderick, I know why you were in
such a hurry to drown yourself.

641
00:50:50,697 --> 00:50:52,042
No, you don't.

642
00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:54,911
That prospector wanted you
to commit a horrible crime.

643
00:50:55,001 --> 00:50:57,414
- How did you know that?
- He stole my boa

644
00:50:57,504 --> 00:50:59,282
and now he wants you
to kill me.

645
00:50:59,372 --> 00:51:01,384
- Not exactly.
- Well, they can't kill me.

646
00:51:01,474 --> 00:51:04,221
Because I have
no desire to die.

647
00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:06,456
How fortunate.

648
00:51:06,546 --> 00:51:10,148
To be alive is
to be fortunate, Roderick

649
00:51:12,618 --> 00:51:16,266
To be alive is
to be fortunate.

650
00:51:16,356 --> 00:51:22,139
Of course, when you first awake,
it doesn't seem so very gay.

651
00:51:22,229 --> 00:51:24,708
When you take your hair out
of the door

652
00:51:24,798 --> 00:51:27,277
and your teeth out of the glass

653
00:51:27,367 --> 00:51:29,846
you're quite likely to feel
a little out of place

654
00:51:29,936 --> 00:51:31,448
in this naughty world.

655
00:51:31,538 --> 00:51:34,317
Particularly, if you've been
dreaming you're a little girl

656
00:51:34,407 --> 00:51:37,921
on a pony looking
for strawberries in the woods.

657
00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:41,725
But all you need in order to
feel the call of life again

658
00:51:41,815 --> 00:51:43,726
is a letter in the morning mail

659
00:51:43,816 --> 00:51:45,996
giving you your schedule
for the day.

660
00:51:46,086 --> 00:51:48,165
You write it yourself
the day before.

661
00:51:48,255 --> 00:51:52,068
For instance, here are my
assignments for this morning.

662
00:51:52,158 --> 00:51:54,337
To mend my petticoat
with red thread

663
00:51:54,427 --> 00:51:58,307
to curl my ostrich feathers,
to write my grandmother

664
00:51:58,397 --> 00:52:04,269
to save at least
one young man, etc, etc, etc.

665
00:52:34,533 --> 00:52:38,915
And when I washed my face
with rosewater and scrubbed it

666
00:52:39,005 --> 00:52:42,252
not with those idiotic
cleansing creams they sell now

667
00:52:42,342 --> 00:52:44,887
but with a good
stiff kitchen brush.

668
00:52:44,977 --> 00:52:48,023
And put on my pins, rings,
brooches, pearls

669
00:52:48,113 --> 00:52:50,114
bracelets and necklaces.

670
00:52:52,885 --> 00:52:56,699
In short, when I'm dressed
for my coffee

671
00:52:56,789 --> 00:52:59,335
and have had a good look
at myself

672
00:52:59,425 --> 00:53:02,272
not in the glass, naturally,
it lies

673
00:53:02,362 --> 00:53:04,373
but in the side
of the brass gong

674
00:53:04,463 --> 00:53:06,910
that once belonged
to Admiral Corbay.

675
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,946
Then, Roderick, then,
I'm armed. I'm strong.

676
00:53:11,036 --> 00:53:13,738
I'm ready to begin again.

677
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,054
Oh, my darling.
My pretty darling.

678
00:53:18,144 --> 00:53:20,990
After that, everything
is pure delight.

679
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,625
First the morning paper.

680
00:53:22,715 --> 00:53:25,962
Not these current sheets
full of lies and vulgarities.

681
00:53:26,052 --> 00:53:28,731
I always read the Gonwa.

682
00:53:28,821 --> 00:53:32,155
Do you see
what March 22nd, 1919

683
00:53:33,727 --> 00:53:36,071
is by far the best.

684
00:53:36,161 --> 00:53:40,276
It has some delightful scandals,
some excellent fashion doubts

685
00:53:40,366 --> 00:53:46,749
and the last minute bulletin
on the death of Leonid Leblanc.

686
00:53:46,839 --> 00:53:49,184
She used to live next door.
Poor woman.

687
00:53:49,274 --> 00:53:51,487
And when I learn
of her death every morning

688
00:53:51,577 --> 00:53:53,856
it gives me quite a start.

689
00:53:53,946 --> 00:53:57,393
To recover from which,
I take my fruit salts

690
00:53:57,483 --> 00:53:59,361
not in water naturally.

691
00:53:59,451 --> 00:54:02,131
For no matter what they say,
it's water that gives you gas.

692
00:54:02,221 --> 00:54:04,354
But with a piece
of spice cake.

693
00:54:06,859 --> 00:54:08,938
And then, Roderick, then

694
00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:11,495
in sunlight or in rain..

695
00:54:13,832 --> 00:54:15,999
...shine pours.

696
00:54:21,507 --> 00:54:24,508
And it's time to dress
for my morning walk.

697
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:30,881
Then and only then
do I begin my rounds.

698
00:55:03,382 --> 00:55:08,118
I have my cats to feed, my dogs
to pet, my plants to water.

699
00:55:48,626 --> 00:55:52,641
But I have a good long stride,
and I generally manage.

700
00:55:52,731 --> 00:55:54,510
Don't I, my friends?

701
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,346
Yes, the flowers have been
marvelous this year

702
00:55:57,436 --> 00:55:59,514
and the butcher's dog
on the Rue Greuze

703
00:55:59,604 --> 00:56:02,151
in spite of that wretch
who tried to poison him

704
00:56:02,241 --> 00:56:03,885
is friskier than ever.

705
00:56:03,975 --> 00:56:07,121
That dog had better watch out.
He has no license.

706
00:56:07,211 --> 00:56:09,925
Perhaps he doesn't feel
the need for one.

707
00:56:10,015 --> 00:56:13,162
Have you any qualification
for saying that, sir?

708
00:56:13,252 --> 00:56:15,864
Possibly not,
but I'm a vet.

709
00:56:15,954 --> 00:56:18,866
So you see, Roderick.
That's life.

710
00:56:18,956 --> 00:56:21,869
- How does it seem to you now?
- Oh, it seems marvelous.

711
00:56:21,959 --> 00:56:23,839
And that's only the morning.

712
00:56:23,929 --> 00:56:26,074
Wait until I tell you
about you the afternoon.

713
00:56:26,164 --> 00:56:28,377
Madam, would you please
let go of the hand?

714
00:56:28,467 --> 00:56:30,611
Certainly not.
I'm holding his hand because

715
00:56:30,701 --> 00:56:33,948
I shall need his arm in a few
moments to take me home.

716
00:56:34,038 --> 00:56:37,251
- I'm very easily frightened.
- Officer, arrest this woman.

717
00:56:37,341 --> 00:56:39,822
- What for?
- What for?

718
00:56:39,912 --> 00:56:43,625
It's against the law for a woman
to detain a man on the street.

719
00:56:43,715 --> 00:56:45,493
Uh-h, Countess..

720
00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:48,230
Strictly between ourselves,
what are you holding him for?

721
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,364
I'm holding him
because Irma wants me to.

722
00:56:50,454 --> 00:56:52,400
If I let go,
it'll break her heart.

723
00:56:52,490 --> 00:56:54,135
Right! I shall take
your number.

724
00:56:54,225 --> 00:56:56,337
Take his number.
It's three one, three two

725
00:56:56,427 --> 00:56:58,974
which adds up to nine,
it'll bring you luck.

726
00:56:59,064 --> 00:57:01,409
What's he saying, Irma?

727
00:57:01,499 --> 00:57:04,545
He say's the young man's life
is in danger if he goes.

728
00:57:04,635 --> 00:57:06,582
I'm warning you all
for the last time.

729
00:57:06,672 --> 00:57:10,519
Oh, no. I saw that. That was a
assault on a person unknown.

730
00:57:10,609 --> 00:57:11,919
I witnessed it.

731
00:57:12,009 --> 00:57:14,723
I'm afraid, sir, I'll have
to remove you for your safety.

732
00:57:14,813 --> 00:57:17,024
- The boy's my nephew.
- Abuse will get you nowhere.

733
00:57:17,114 --> 00:57:18,694
I'll have your number.

734
00:57:18,784 --> 00:57:21,897
The accused used foul language
and had to be restrained.

735
00:57:21,987 --> 00:57:23,986
I-I happen to be a lawyer.

736
00:57:24,956 --> 00:57:26,834
What did you do?
Murder someone?

737
00:57:26,924 --> 00:57:31,372
Well, I meant to. I was gonna
blow a room full of warmongers.

738
00:57:31,462 --> 00:57:36,165
Oh, no! No, he's wrong.
His uncle lied to him.

739
00:57:37,803 --> 00:57:39,435
It was just a trick.

740
00:57:40,671 --> 00:57:42,338
If the bomb had gone off..

741
00:57:43,674 --> 00:57:45,620
...it would have
killed the city planner.

742
00:57:45,710 --> 00:57:49,545
What an extraordinary thing.
Is this possible?

743
00:57:51,582 --> 00:57:54,116
Yes, very possible.

744
00:57:55,386 --> 00:57:56,664
I'm beginning to understand now.

745
00:57:56,754 --> 00:57:59,488
He was using me
to further his own plans.

746
00:58:00,659 --> 00:58:02,637
He wants to destroy
the whole city.

747
00:58:02,727 --> 00:58:04,872
Not with bombs
but with his machines.

748
00:58:04,962 --> 00:58:06,407
They're all ready to move in.

749
00:58:06,497 --> 00:58:08,476
In 3 months, if he has his way

750
00:58:08,566 --> 00:58:11,400
Paris will be covered by a
forest of derricks and drills.

751
00:58:13,070 --> 00:58:16,117
But what are they looking for?
Have they lost something?

752
00:58:16,207 --> 00:58:17,718
For oil, Countess.

753
00:58:17,808 --> 00:58:20,588
They're convinced that Paris
is sitting on a lake of oil.

754
00:58:20,678 --> 00:58:23,545
Well, suppose it is.
What harm does it do?

755
00:58:25,249 --> 00:58:27,661
Is this reason
to destroy a city?

756
00:58:27,751 --> 00:58:29,485
For them, yes, Countess.

757
00:58:30,554 --> 00:58:32,533
What would they do
with this oil?

758
00:58:32,623 --> 00:58:35,758
It gives them the power to
destroy other cities, Countess.

759
00:58:38,863 --> 00:58:43,945
What a wretched world
they live in. So unlike ours.

760
00:58:44,035 --> 00:58:47,281
I think we should forget
about them.

761
00:58:47,371 --> 00:58:49,750
Countess, if only you knew.

762
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,752
If only I knew what?

763
00:58:51,842 --> 00:58:53,988
Shall we tell her?

764
00:58:54,078 --> 00:58:56,424
What?

765
00:58:56,514 --> 00:58:58,893
What are you hiding from me?

766
00:58:58,983 --> 00:59:02,797
Nothing, Countess.

767
00:59:02,887 --> 00:59:05,566
It's you who are hiding.

768
00:59:05,656 --> 00:59:10,325
You see, there was a time when
old clothes were as good as new.

769
00:59:11,595 --> 00:59:13,840
In fact, they were
better because..

770
00:59:13,930 --> 00:59:17,510
...when people wore clothes,
they gave something to them.

771
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,069
But that was
a long time ago, Countess.

772
00:59:21,237 --> 00:59:25,285
Just as there was a time when..

773
00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:27,455
...wh-when garbage
was a pleasure.

774
00:59:27,545 --> 00:59:30,658
Oh, it smelled a little strange,
or it seemed confused.

775
00:59:30,748 --> 00:59:35,129
It was because th-there was
everything there. The smell of..

776
00:59:35,219 --> 00:59:39,355
...of sardines, of iodine,
cologne, roses.

777
00:59:40,690 --> 00:59:43,970
An amateur might lead
to the wrong conclusion.

778
00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:48,475
But to a professional,
it was the smell of life.

779
00:59:48,565 --> 00:59:49,744
It still is.

780
00:59:49,834 --> 00:59:53,146
No, Countess,
the world has changed.

781
00:59:53,236 --> 00:59:55,237
The garbage has changed.

782
00:59:56,639 --> 00:59:58,753
Nonsense.

783
00:59:58,843 --> 01:00:01,022
How could it change?

784
01:00:01,112 --> 01:00:03,056
The people are
the same, I hope.

785
01:00:03,146 --> 01:00:04,859
People are not
the same, Countess.

786
01:00:04,949 --> 01:00:06,594
People are different.

787
01:00:06,684 --> 01:00:09,797
No one is involved
with anyone anymore.

788
01:00:09,887 --> 01:00:13,188
The-There's been an invasion,
an infiltration.

789
01:00:14,358 --> 01:00:17,305
The world isn't beautiful
any longer.

790
01:00:17,395 --> 01:00:19,627
The world
is not happy.

791
01:00:23,767 --> 01:00:25,234
Is this true?

792
01:00:26,336 --> 01:00:29,538
The world
is not beautiful?

793
01:00:33,310 --> 01:00:35,476
The world
is not happy.

794
01:00:36,947 --> 01:00:39,359
Why wasn't I told?

795
01:00:39,449 --> 01:00:43,096
Because you've been
dreaming a long time, Countess.

796
01:00:43,186 --> 01:00:46,921
And...nobody wanted
to disturb you.

797
01:00:48,325 --> 01:00:50,570
Countess, look, the-there
was a time.

798
01:00:50,660 --> 01:00:54,074
Remember when you could walk
along the streets of Paris.

799
01:00:54,164 --> 01:00:56,377
And everybody
you met were..

800
01:00:56,467 --> 01:00:57,711
...were just
like yourself.

801
01:00:57,801 --> 01:01:00,647
I mean, oh,
little cleaner maybe

802
01:01:00,737 --> 01:01:04,238
or dirtier perhaps
or angry or smiling.

803
01:01:06,142 --> 01:01:08,288
But you knew them.

804
01:01:08,378 --> 01:01:10,478
You knew them.

805
01:01:11,649 --> 01:01:13,648
I knew them too.

806
01:01:14,751 --> 01:01:17,997
Then one day,
20 years ago

807
01:01:18,087 --> 01:01:19,887
I saw a face
in the crowd.

808
01:01:21,224 --> 01:01:23,391
Face without a face.

809
01:01:24,861 --> 01:01:27,273
The eyes empty. The..

810
01:01:27,363 --> 01:01:30,311
The expression not even..

811
01:01:30,401 --> 01:01:32,812
It-it wasn't
a human face at all.

812
01:01:32,902 --> 01:01:36,049
Saw me staring and when
it looked back at me

813
01:01:36,139 --> 01:01:39,819
with it's gelatin eyes,
I shut it.

814
01:01:39,909 --> 01:01:43,478
Because I knew that in order
to make room for one of them

815
01:01:44,981 --> 01:01:47,761
one of us must
have left the Earth.

816
01:01:47,851 --> 01:01:51,631
The world is full
of faceless people, Countess.

817
01:01:51,721 --> 01:01:54,367
And once you
stop dreaming

818
01:01:54,457 --> 01:01:57,670
as we all have stopped dreaming

819
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,207
you see them
quite clearly.

820
01:02:01,297 --> 01:02:04,043
They were
here today.

821
01:02:04,133 --> 01:02:06,479
They're closed,
don't drink.

822
01:02:06,569 --> 01:02:09,416
When they order you about,
they don't look at you.

823
01:02:09,506 --> 01:02:12,452
When they lie on you,
they don't perspire.

824
01:02:12,542 --> 01:02:15,422
When they applaud you,
they make no sound.

825
01:02:15,512 --> 01:02:18,479
When you're dumb, they blame
you for not talking.

826
01:02:20,316 --> 01:02:23,251
But...who are
these people?

827
01:02:24,453 --> 01:02:25,899
What do they do?

828
01:02:25,989 --> 01:02:27,867
They do nothing,
Countess.

829
01:02:27,957 --> 01:02:30,336
They feel nothing,
they give nothing.

830
01:02:30,426 --> 01:02:32,338
They make nothing.

831
01:02:32,428 --> 01:02:35,375
<i>All they do ispimp.</i>

832
01:02:35,465 --> 01:02:38,912
Countess, the poets,
the peddlers, the jugglers

833
01:02:39,002 --> 01:02:41,903
the innocent, the mad
are all disappearing.

834
01:02:43,472 --> 01:02:48,054
The world is being
taken over by the pimps.

835
01:02:48,144 --> 01:02:50,023
I can remember when a..

836
01:02:50,113 --> 01:02:53,493
...a-a cabbage could sell itself
just by being a cabbage.

837
01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:55,628
Today, that isn't enough.

838
01:02:55,718 --> 01:02:58,530
Now even a cabbage
has it's pimp.

839
01:02:58,620 --> 01:03:01,756
Nothing is free anymore to sell
itself or give itself away.

840
01:03:03,358 --> 01:03:05,359
I tell you, Countess,
we're finished.

841
01:03:06,461 --> 01:03:08,575
Is this true, Roderick?

842
01:03:08,665 --> 01:03:09,409
Yes.

843
01:03:09,499 --> 01:03:12,612
Did you know about it, Irma?

844
01:03:12,702 --> 01:03:15,515
I know they want to make us
all the same, Countess.

845
01:03:15,605 --> 01:03:19,586
You can't even touch the air
anymore, they poison it.

846
01:03:19,676 --> 01:03:21,987
My flowers don't
last overnight.

847
01:03:22,077 --> 01:03:24,924
Food goes rotten
before you serve it.

848
01:03:25,014 --> 01:03:27,760
Animals are born
and die in darkness.

849
01:03:27,850 --> 01:03:30,483
Only death
makes the headlines.

850
01:03:32,988 --> 01:03:34,934
They're a pack of fools

851
01:03:35,024 --> 01:03:37,023
and so are you.

852
01:03:38,293 --> 01:03:40,206
How can you bear to live

853
01:03:40,296 --> 01:03:43,798
in a world where there
is nothing but unhappiness.

854
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,514
Are you all cowards?

855
01:03:47,604 --> 01:03:49,815
If these men are
the cause of the trouble

856
01:03:49,905 --> 01:03:52,651
all we have to do
is to get rid of them.

857
01:03:52,741 --> 01:03:54,554
Some have tried,
they're too strong.

858
01:03:54,644 --> 01:03:56,622
There are too many
of them, Countess.

859
01:03:56,712 --> 01:03:58,658
The deaf-mute
knows them all.

860
01:03:58,748 --> 01:04:01,026
They employed him once

861
01:04:01,116 --> 01:04:03,096
because he was deaf.

862
01:04:03,186 --> 01:04:05,565
And then they fired him
because he wasn't blind.

863
01:04:05,655 --> 01:04:06,833
They have all the power.

864
01:04:06,923 --> 01:04:09,122
And they're greedy
for more.

865
01:04:13,896 --> 01:04:17,431
If they're greedy,
they're lost.

866
01:04:19,034 --> 01:04:21,435
If they're greedy,
they're stupid.

867
01:04:22,704 --> 01:04:25,706
If they're greedy,
don't worry.

868
01:04:27,709 --> 01:04:29,622
I know exactly
what to do.

869
01:04:29,712 --> 01:04:31,390
Roderick, all of you.

870
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,860
By tomorrow night,
we'll be free of them.

871
01:04:33,950 --> 01:04:35,861
Now then,
first things first.

872
01:04:35,951 --> 01:04:37,397
Uh-h...let me see.

873
01:04:37,487 --> 01:04:39,197
Is there any kerosene
in the kitchen?

874
01:04:39,287 --> 01:04:40,600
Yes, I think so.

875
01:04:40,690 --> 01:04:43,435
I'll need some in a dirty bottle
with mud in it.

876
01:04:43,525 --> 01:04:45,004
Oh-oh, I-I'll go.

877
01:04:45,094 --> 01:04:47,739
Righ-right, next.

878
01:04:47,829 --> 01:04:51,310
Go and tell Madam Josephine that
I want her to be at my house

879
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,178
tomorrow evening at 5 o'clock.

880
01:04:53,268 --> 01:04:54,846
Give Mademoiselle Gabrielle

881
01:04:54,936 --> 01:04:56,848
and Madame Constance
the same message.

882
01:04:56,938 --> 01:04:59,284
You know how to get
in to see Madam Constance?

883
01:04:59,374 --> 01:05:00,620
No, Countess.

884
01:05:00,710 --> 01:05:03,322
You knock twice
and meow three times.

885
01:05:03,412 --> 01:05:05,324
Do you know
how to meow?

886
01:05:05,414 --> 01:05:07,794
I'm better
at barking.

887
01:05:07,884 --> 01:05:09,949
Better practice
meowing on the way.

888
01:05:12,088 --> 01:05:13,432
My boa, please.

889
01:05:13,522 --> 01:05:15,435
Oh, the one
that is stolen, Countess?

890
01:05:15,525 --> 01:05:17,669
Who knows, it may have
turned up by now.

891
01:05:17,759 --> 01:05:19,272
Things are happening.

892
01:05:19,362 --> 01:05:22,541
I shall expect you all
tomorrow night.

893
01:05:22,631 --> 01:05:24,543
Oh, we'll be delighted,
Countess.

894
01:05:24,633 --> 01:05:26,612
Uh, well, what are you
going to do?

895
01:05:26,702 --> 01:05:29,014
One must never
anticipate the past.

896
01:05:29,104 --> 01:05:32,551
- Here it is, Countess.
- Ah, there you're.

897
01:05:32,641 --> 01:05:34,052
Thank you,
my dear.

898
01:05:34,142 --> 01:05:36,054
That will do splendidly.

899
01:05:36,144 --> 01:05:38,357
Is there anything
I can do to help?

900
01:05:38,447 --> 01:05:40,192
Yes, Roderick.
You shall take me home.

901
01:05:40,282 --> 01:05:41,493
You still look pale.

902
01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:43,895
I have some old Chartreuse
at home.

903
01:05:43,985 --> 01:05:46,264
I always take
a glass once a year.

904
01:05:46,354 --> 01:05:48,634
Last year, I forgot.
You shall have it.

905
01:05:48,724 --> 01:05:50,969
It will put the color
back into your heart.

906
01:05:51,059 --> 01:05:53,639
Alas, your feather boa still
hasn't returned, Countess.

907
01:05:53,729 --> 01:05:55,729
But somebody
left this.

908
01:05:57,032 --> 01:05:58,543
Is it real?

909
01:05:58,633 --> 01:06:01,634
Well, it started out
in life that way.

910
01:06:02,838 --> 01:06:05,004
Then, we mustn't
mock it now.

911
01:06:05,773 --> 01:06:08,086
Until tomorrow, then.

912
01:06:08,176 --> 01:06:10,577
Yes, Countess. Goodbye.

913
01:06:14,983 --> 01:06:17,128
When we get home, Roderick

914
01:06:17,218 --> 01:06:20,086
there are quite a number
of things you can do for me.

915
01:06:22,090 --> 01:06:25,637
There are all the things that
need to be done in a room

916
01:06:25,727 --> 01:06:28,261
that no man has entered
for 30 years.

917
01:07:42,303 --> 01:07:46,572
If it clouds...he's alive.

918
01:07:55,884 --> 01:07:58,497
Will you ever say to him

919
01:07:58,587 --> 01:08:00,819
what you never said
to anybody else.

920
01:08:03,191 --> 01:08:05,991
And will it be
in this room?

921
01:08:06,695 --> 01:08:09,094
This...ugly room.

922
01:08:16,604 --> 01:08:19,238
Please don't let it be
in this bed.

923
01:08:20,407 --> 01:08:22,609
Let it be
somewhere else.

924
01:08:27,548 --> 01:08:30,661
Somewhere with
clean white sheets

925
01:08:30,751 --> 01:08:33,385
where nobody
has been before.

926
01:08:35,789 --> 01:08:38,091
So that when I say it to him..

927
01:08:40,327 --> 01:08:42,127
...if I say it to him..

928
01:08:43,631 --> 01:08:46,765
...he'll know that
I never said it before.

929
01:08:53,074 --> 01:08:56,041
Even though they tried
to make me say it

930
01:08:57,245 --> 01:09:00,345
I never broke trust
with whom I waited for.

931
01:09:02,049 --> 01:09:04,249
I saved that for him.

932
01:09:07,821 --> 01:09:10,722
Even lying here with..

933
01:09:11,792 --> 01:09:14,026
They begged me
to make it easier.

934
01:09:15,863 --> 01:09:18,576
Even then..

935
01:09:18,666 --> 01:09:20,933
...never said it once.

936
01:09:24,872 --> 01:09:27,172
I never said
I love you.

937
01:09:28,842 --> 01:09:31,043
I never said it.

938
01:09:37,751 --> 01:09:41,832
Countess, sorry to have
kept you waiting.

939
01:09:41,922 --> 01:09:46,370
This, uh, liquid you say,
comes from under you house?

940
01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:51,342
Through the walls of my cellar.
It-it seeps into everything.

941
01:09:51,432 --> 01:09:53,298
It-it lubricates my cats.

942
01:09:54,601 --> 01:09:58,048
- I-I'm inundated with it.
- Ha ha. Incredible.

943
01:09:58,138 --> 01:10:03,187
And, uh...how long
have you known this?

944
01:10:03,277 --> 01:10:06,422
Oh, all of my life.
Is it what you think?

945
01:10:06,512 --> 01:10:07,958
Uh, well, of course

946
01:10:08,048 --> 01:10:10,126
I'm not qualified to give
a definite opinion

947
01:10:10,216 --> 01:10:12,263
but it's possible
that, uh..

948
01:10:12,353 --> 01:10:15,532
Well, the point
I'm trying to make is

949
01:10:15,622 --> 01:10:18,669
thinking of your own
best interests

950
01:10:18,759 --> 01:10:20,704
have you told many people
of this discovery?

951
01:10:20,794 --> 01:10:22,239
No, no, no.
You're the first.

952
01:10:22,329 --> 01:10:24,308
I didn't think
it worthwhile.

953
01:10:24,398 --> 01:10:25,608
Quite so.

954
01:10:25,698 --> 01:10:28,746
And you certainly did the right
thing in coming here to me

955
01:10:28,836 --> 01:10:30,814
because...certain people..

956
01:10:30,904 --> 01:10:33,182
I mean, I mention no names

957
01:10:33,272 --> 01:10:36,153
but there are people
in this world, alas, who...

958
01:10:36,243 --> 01:10:39,857
Who might take advantage
of the opposite sex.

959
01:10:39,947 --> 01:10:43,193
They might, yes.
That's been known.

960
01:10:43,283 --> 01:10:47,264
Well, then, it is normal
in these circumstances

961
01:10:47,354 --> 01:10:49,366
purely for your sake,
mind you, not mine

962
01:10:49,456 --> 01:10:53,270
to draw up a simple
little legal document

963
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:55,939
which takes all the worries
off your mind

964
01:10:56,029 --> 01:10:57,942
and puts them all
on my shoulders.

965
01:10:58,032 --> 01:11:00,911
- How kind.
- It's nothing.

966
01:11:01,001 --> 01:11:03,246
I'm having my secretary
prepare it.

967
01:11:03,336 --> 01:11:05,783
And then, we'll read
it together, you sign it.

968
01:11:05,873 --> 01:11:07,417
And then, everything is perfect.

969
01:11:07,507 --> 01:11:09,453
While we're waiting,
perhaps you could...

970
01:11:09,543 --> 01:11:11,154
Show you around?
With pleasure.

971
01:11:11,244 --> 01:11:13,524
I'm afraid there is
nothing much to see.

972
01:11:13,614 --> 01:11:16,560
Even so, it would be of
the greatest interest to...

973
01:11:16,650 --> 01:11:18,528
By all means.

974
01:11:18,618 --> 01:11:20,117
- Please.
- Thank you.

975
01:11:27,693 --> 01:11:31,140
Now, uh, oh, over here.
What is happening over here

976
01:11:31,230 --> 01:11:34,143
is the buying and selling
of commodities.

977
01:11:34,233 --> 01:11:36,568
Barley, sugar,
coffee, minerals..

978
01:11:38,404 --> 01:11:41,718
- They enjoy that, do they?
- Oh, it's very interesting.

979
01:11:41,808 --> 01:11:44,588
My friend, The Chairman,
is one of the largest traders

980
01:11:44,678 --> 01:11:46,756
in wheat futures
in the world.

981
01:11:46,846 --> 01:11:48,625
- Futures?
- Yes.

982
01:11:48,715 --> 01:11:50,593
Oh, excuse me.

983
01:11:50,683 --> 01:11:54,097
That means, buying wheat
in December

984
01:11:54,187 --> 01:11:56,588
that will only be
harvested in June.

985
01:11:58,357 --> 01:12:02,338
Ar-are you telling me that
he buys nonexistent wheat

986
01:12:02,428 --> 01:12:05,341
hoping that it will be
worth more when it exists?

987
01:12:05,431 --> 01:12:08,745
Precisely. Well, you've grasped
it at once.

988
01:12:08,835 --> 01:12:10,380
Supposing it is
not worth more?

989
01:12:10,470 --> 01:12:14,350
Well, as I said,
he is a very large trader.

990
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:18,008
If the price isn't
high enough, he burns some.

991
01:12:18,779 --> 01:12:19,989
He burns the price?

992
01:12:20,079 --> 01:12:23,693
No. The wheat.

993
01:12:23,783 --> 01:12:25,094
He burns the wheat.

994
01:12:25,184 --> 01:12:28,631
Which means that
the supplies goes down

995
01:12:28,721 --> 01:12:30,734
and the price
goes up.

996
01:12:30,824 --> 01:12:34,705
It is his...daily bread,
as it were.

997
01:12:34,795 --> 01:12:36,339
Thank you.

998
01:12:36,429 --> 01:12:41,232
Here we are, now if you'd just
like to go back into my office.

999
01:12:44,804 --> 01:12:46,849
Very simple.

1000
01:12:46,939 --> 01:12:49,018
A little stroke
of the pen

1001
01:12:49,108 --> 01:12:51,287
and all your
worries are over.

1002
01:12:51,377 --> 01:12:54,290
But I wouldn't dream of
asking you to sign anything

1003
01:12:54,380 --> 01:12:56,893
until you've seen
the oil for yourself.

1004
01:12:56,983 --> 01:12:59,762
Oh, I'm not signing.

1005
01:12:59,852 --> 01:13:01,697
Only you.

1006
01:13:01,787 --> 01:13:04,000
- Just here.
- No.

1007
01:13:04,090 --> 01:13:06,390
No, I insist upon
being fair to you.

1008
01:13:07,593 --> 01:13:10,673
You must come to my house
at 11 tomorrow night.

1009
01:13:10,763 --> 01:13:12,496
Why at such
a late hour?

1010
01:13:13,966 --> 01:13:16,446
Well...I think it's
the type of contract

1011
01:13:16,536 --> 01:13:19,015
that should be
concluded at night.

1012
01:13:19,105 --> 01:13:20,337
Don't you?

1013
01:13:22,341 --> 01:13:25,209
Oh, yes.
Yes, perhaps so.

1014
01:13:26,012 --> 01:13:27,545
At 11, then.

1015
01:13:38,591 --> 01:13:40,001
It is fortunate.

1016
01:13:40,091 --> 01:13:42,238
No, no, no, fortunate
is not strong enough.

1017
01:13:42,328 --> 01:13:45,041
It is a matter of,
of supreme judgment.

1018
01:13:45,131 --> 01:13:47,576
That you've come to me
with this problem.

1019
01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:50,279
I-I-I say problem,
it is a problem no longer

1020
01:13:50,369 --> 01:13:53,282
since you've done me the honor
of soliciting my advice.

1021
01:13:53,372 --> 01:13:56,352
One always senses
when one is in the presence

1022
01:13:56,442 --> 01:13:59,042
of a man of destiny,
General.

1023
01:14:00,646 --> 01:14:02,125
My dear, Countess.

1024
01:14:02,215 --> 01:14:06,329
We're little men
serving...great causes.

1025
01:14:06,419 --> 01:14:08,731
Therefore, it is inevitable
that some of the greatness

1026
01:14:08,821 --> 01:14:09,966
falls upon us.

1027
01:14:10,056 --> 01:14:12,268
And what cause
can be greater

1028
01:14:12,358 --> 01:14:14,970
than the service
to one's country.

1029
01:14:15,060 --> 01:14:16,739
There is just
one thing.

1030
01:14:16,829 --> 01:14:18,740
In matters
of this kind

1031
01:14:18,830 --> 01:14:20,409
where national security
is concerned

1032
01:14:20,499 --> 01:14:24,113
I'm sure you appreciate,
we must observe certain rules.

1033
01:14:24,203 --> 01:14:26,983
Ah, yes.
The rules of war.

1034
01:14:27,073 --> 01:14:29,584
Well, not of war,
exactly.

1035
01:14:29,674 --> 01:14:33,077
This is magnificent,
but it isn't war, is it?

1036
01:14:34,714 --> 01:14:37,480
This...this is war.

1037
01:14:40,286 --> 01:14:42,398
Those, what are they?

1038
01:14:42,488 --> 01:14:45,054
These are television
monitor screens.

1039
01:14:46,659 --> 01:14:50,640
Television is an
instrument of war, is it?

1040
01:14:50,730 --> 01:14:52,074
No, Countess.

1041
01:14:52,164 --> 01:14:54,877
Television is an
entertainment medium.

1042
01:14:54,967 --> 01:14:57,433
Allow me
to demonstrate.

1043
01:15:10,816 --> 01:15:12,394
Who do they entertain?

1044
01:15:12,484 --> 01:15:15,864
What a delightful sense
of humor you have, Countess.

1045
01:15:15,954 --> 01:15:19,601
These are atomic,
destructive, defense weapons.

1046
01:15:19,691 --> 01:15:21,804
By which we defend
the free world.

1047
01:15:21,894 --> 01:15:23,605
As you can see,
at the moment

1048
01:15:23,695 --> 01:15:25,575
they're pointing
towards the East.

1049
01:15:25,665 --> 01:15:29,078
However, since we must
always be prepared.

1050
01:15:29,168 --> 01:15:31,513
Allies can change,
you know.

1051
01:15:31,603 --> 01:15:33,737
At the touch
of a button..

1052
01:15:45,051 --> 01:15:47,729
Now they can defend us
from the West.

1053
01:15:47,819 --> 01:15:49,531
They kill people, do they?

1054
01:15:49,621 --> 01:15:53,102
Countess, each one of those
will kill more people

1055
01:15:53,192 --> 01:15:55,904
than all the bombs
dropped in the last war.

1056
01:15:55,994 --> 01:15:59,307
Of course, our intellectuals
are exaggerating their effects.

1057
01:15:59,397 --> 01:16:04,280
We estimate that at least 25%
of the population will survive.

1058
01:16:04,370 --> 01:16:07,582
I mean, personally,
I have all the bombs.

1059
01:16:07,672 --> 01:16:10,352
I think we should go on
using high explosives

1060
01:16:10,442 --> 01:16:12,642
as God intended us to.

1061
01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:18,281
Excuse me.

1062
01:16:19,885 --> 01:16:21,997
- Duty Officer.
- Sir.

1063
01:16:22,087 --> 01:16:23,499
Which button,
returns the missiles

1064
01:16:23,589 --> 01:16:26,001
to their original position?
The red or the black?

1065
01:16:26,091 --> 01:16:28,870
The black one.
The red one fires them.

1066
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:31,095
Oh! Yes, yes.
Thank you.

1067
01:16:39,671 --> 01:16:41,304
There.

1068
01:16:46,579 --> 01:16:47,710
Thank you.

1069
01:16:48,713 --> 01:16:50,258
Most reassuring.

1070
01:16:50,348 --> 01:16:51,793
My pleasure, Countess.

1071
01:16:51,883 --> 01:16:53,128
I shall have
the oil contract

1072
01:16:53,218 --> 01:16:56,364
sent to your home
by a special courier.

1073
01:16:56,454 --> 01:16:58,900
Well, I really think
you've been so kind

1074
01:16:58,990 --> 01:17:02,504
that I must insist on
returning your hospitality.

1075
01:17:02,594 --> 01:17:07,142
And since you take
such care in these matters

1076
01:17:07,232 --> 01:17:09,710
I really feel that you
should see the oil field

1077
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,880
yourself before signing.

1078
01:17:11,970 --> 01:17:15,183
Shall we say
tomorrow, at 11?

1079
01:17:15,273 --> 01:17:17,484
Eleven in the evening,
that is.

1080
01:17:17,574 --> 01:17:19,275
As you wish.

1081
01:17:30,455 --> 01:17:32,367
It is not enough that

1082
01:17:32,457 --> 01:17:35,570
they have deprived us
of our own right to protest.

1083
01:17:35,660 --> 01:17:38,139
That they have banned our
newspapers and forced us to

1084
01:17:38,229 --> 01:17:41,042
accept their own lies.

1085
01:17:41,132 --> 01:17:45,013
Now they are about to attack
the very ground we live on

1086
01:17:45,103 --> 01:17:47,415
in the name of progress.

1087
01:17:47,505 --> 01:17:50,485
Their progress, of course.

1088
01:17:50,575 --> 01:17:52,787
They intend to destroy
everything in their powers

1089
01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:56,324
without thought for
anybody or anything.

1090
01:17:56,414 --> 01:17:59,781
In short, they're still
the enemy of the people.

1091
01:18:01,219 --> 01:18:06,689
Paris. Our Paris is threatened
of extinction by an oil cartel.

1092
01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:11,271
There is oil beneath Paris,
Comrades, and they want it.

1093
01:18:11,361 --> 01:18:13,475
And we know why they want it.

1094
01:18:13,565 --> 01:18:15,576
Because they cannot make
war against us without it.

1095
01:18:15,666 --> 01:18:17,379
Tell her to stop.

1096
01:18:17,469 --> 01:18:19,614
In order to
satisfy their greed

1097
01:18:19,704 --> 01:18:21,583
they'll level every house.

1098
01:18:21,673 --> 01:18:23,852
They'll level every school..

1099
01:18:23,942 --> 01:18:25,653
I'm sorry, you'll have to leave.

1100
01:18:25,743 --> 01:18:28,356
The Commissar doesn't want to
hear anymore of your speech.

1101
01:18:28,446 --> 01:18:29,812
I'm sorry. Please.

1102
01:18:30,747 --> 01:18:32,215
Excuse me.

1103
01:18:44,729 --> 01:18:49,397
Comrades, you know
and I know.

1104
01:18:50,969 --> 01:18:53,680
There is no greater betrayal

1105
01:18:53,770 --> 01:18:57,451
of the Marxist-Leninists
philosophy

1106
01:18:57,541 --> 01:19:00,343
than Revisionism
and Deviationism.

1107
01:19:01,578 --> 01:19:03,579
Our lead Comrade Secretary..

1108
01:19:04,982 --> 01:19:07,629
...and I know she will be
our late Comrade Secretary

1109
01:19:07,719 --> 01:19:09,630
when you've heard the crime

1110
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:12,065
against the working class
spelled out.

1111
01:19:12,155 --> 01:19:17,538
Is a despicable example of this
failure to adjust to reality.

1112
01:19:17,628 --> 01:19:22,610
Of this residual, resurgent,
paranoid Stalinism

1113
01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:26,335
which time and time again
threatens our party.

1114
01:19:28,872 --> 01:19:30,351
Comrades.

1115
01:19:30,441 --> 01:19:33,976
Our socialist motherland,
the USSR

1116
01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:39,860
is in the forefront of
developing the natural resources

1117
01:19:39,950 --> 01:19:44,319
of the Earth for
the betterment of all mankind.

1118
01:19:45,590 --> 01:19:48,535
And I can therefore
reveal to you

1119
01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:52,907
that the USSR is taking
a major role

1120
01:19:52,997 --> 01:19:55,843
with those progressive
scientists

1121
01:19:55,933 --> 01:20:00,402
who seek oil beneath
the streets of Paris.

1122
01:20:01,772 --> 01:20:06,720
We must reject the narrow
sectarian parochialism.

1123
01:20:06,810 --> 01:20:11,825
Our late Comrade Secretary
has impoison his voice too.

1124
01:20:11,915 --> 01:20:14,027
Our slogans are

1125
01:20:14,117 --> 01:20:16,029
"Clear the slums.

1126
01:20:16,119 --> 01:20:19,533
"Destroy the dead
monuments of the past.

1127
01:20:19,623 --> 01:20:22,302
"Level the citadels
of superstition

1128
01:20:22,392 --> 01:20:24,972
"and reaction education.

1129
01:20:25,062 --> 01:20:27,307
Dig for oil."

1130
01:20:27,397 --> 01:20:30,711
Oil, for the bright

1131
01:20:30,801 --> 01:20:33,013
inevitable lamp

1132
01:20:33,103 --> 01:20:35,738
of world socialism.

1133
01:20:47,918 --> 01:20:50,597
Okay, you've come to the lord
in a state of sin.

1134
01:20:50,687 --> 01:20:51,965
No!

1135
01:20:52,055 --> 01:20:55,168
Okay, you have talked
your way out of sin.

1136
01:20:55,258 --> 01:20:56,537
No!

1137
01:20:56,627 --> 01:20:58,505
Can you think
a way out of sin?

1138
01:20:58,595 --> 01:20:59,706
No!

1139
01:20:59,796 --> 01:21:01,608
Can you buy
your way out of sin?

1140
01:21:01,698 --> 01:21:03,043
No!

1141
01:21:03,133 --> 01:21:08,782
Then-then, will you cleanse
yourselves of sin?

1142
01:21:08,872 --> 01:21:10,149
Yes!

1143
01:21:10,239 --> 01:21:12,219
Will you reject the devil?

1144
01:21:12,309 --> 01:21:13,220
Yes!

1145
01:21:13,310 --> 01:21:15,188
Will you reject Satan?

1146
01:21:15,278 --> 01:21:16,557
Yes!

1147
01:21:16,647 --> 01:21:18,492
Will you reject Satan?
Reject Satan, I say.

1148
01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:19,693
Yes!

1149
01:21:19,783 --> 01:21:21,228
Reject Satan
and his Handmaidens.

1150
01:21:21,318 --> 01:21:22,329
Yes!

1151
01:21:22,419 --> 01:21:24,531
Reject hell fire
and perdition.

1152
01:21:24,621 --> 01:21:29,790
Yes! Yes! Yes!

1153
01:21:30,994 --> 01:21:35,576
Then...then commit
yourselves here and now.

1154
01:21:35,666 --> 01:21:37,076
Yes! Yes!

1155
01:21:37,166 --> 01:21:38,612
Here and now.

1156
01:21:38,702 --> 01:21:40,247
Yes! Yes!

1157
01:21:40,337 --> 01:21:41,280
Now!

1158
01:21:41,370 --> 01:21:42,883
Yes!

1159
01:21:42,973 --> 01:21:45,005
Now.

1160
01:21:49,713 --> 01:21:54,061
Then...then come
to me, I say.

1161
01:21:54,151 --> 01:21:58,053
Come to me in the name
of the Lord!

1162
01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:03,270
My dear, Countess.

1163
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,405
I do hope you had
a good seat.

1164
01:22:05,495 --> 01:22:07,207
Perfect.

1165
01:22:07,297 --> 01:22:09,009
Yes, yes.

1166
01:22:09,099 --> 01:22:12,411
I-I was in a perfect position
to see everything.

1167
01:22:12,501 --> 01:22:14,281
Good.

1168
01:22:14,371 --> 01:22:16,450
Countess,
I've been thinking..

1169
01:22:16,540 --> 01:22:18,818
You didn't come here
by chance tonight.

1170
01:22:18,908 --> 01:22:21,188
I didn't.
No, that's right.

1171
01:22:21,278 --> 01:22:22,688
I-I didn't.

1172
01:22:22,778 --> 01:22:24,625
The Lord
invited you.

1173
01:22:24,715 --> 01:22:27,126
He still works
in mysterious ways.

1174
01:22:27,216 --> 01:22:28,862
But he is
never wrong.

1175
01:22:28,952 --> 01:22:31,797
Should neither of us
ever forget that.

1176
01:22:31,887 --> 01:22:34,533
He sent you here
for one good reason.

1177
01:22:34,623 --> 01:22:36,470
To protect you.

1178
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:37,870
Oh, you know that,
don't you?

1179
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,974
What am I being
protected from?

1180
01:22:41,064 --> 01:22:42,808
You heard me
out there tonight.

1181
01:22:42,898 --> 01:22:44,878
Callin' in
all those sinners.

1182
01:22:44,968 --> 01:22:46,912
I can't reach
'em all.

1183
01:22:47,002 --> 01:22:49,682
I mean, with
seven shows a..

1184
01:22:49,772 --> 01:22:51,752
Even with seven
meetings a week.

1185
01:22:51,842 --> 01:22:53,619
I can only
scratch a surface

1186
01:22:53,709 --> 01:22:56,423
because that city out there
is just flustering with sin.

1187
01:22:56,513 --> 01:22:59,626
I've always been
some what confused

1188
01:22:59,716 --> 01:23:02,495
as to the exact
definition of sin.

1189
01:23:02,585 --> 01:23:05,331
Sin is disobedience
to God.

1190
01:23:05,421 --> 01:23:08,335
And we are all sinners
to the extent that we are

1191
01:23:08,425 --> 01:23:10,971
conceived and born
in sin.

1192
01:23:11,061 --> 01:23:12,672
That's God's
punishment to man

1193
01:23:12,762 --> 01:23:14,975
for defying him in
the garden of Eden.

1194
01:23:15,065 --> 01:23:18,979
He had to send down his
only son to redeem us from it.

1195
01:23:19,069 --> 01:23:20,079
Yes.

1196
01:23:20,169 --> 01:23:23,183
Forgive me, it all seems
such a long time ago.

1197
01:23:23,273 --> 01:23:25,518
So impersonal in a way.

1198
01:23:25,608 --> 01:23:29,121
So...vindictive somehow.

1199
01:23:29,211 --> 01:23:32,513
You don't think God
might be a woman, do you?

1200
01:23:34,518 --> 01:23:36,796
Certainly not.

1201
01:23:36,886 --> 01:23:40,099
No, ma'am. I can assure you,
God is not a woman.

1202
01:23:40,189 --> 01:23:44,670
He created man
in his own image.

1203
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:47,606
And he forbade Adam
and Eve to eat that apple.

1204
01:23:47,696 --> 01:23:50,776
He knew Satan would
tempt them to disobey.

1205
01:23:50,866 --> 01:23:54,346
But he was testing man to see
if man would serve him or Satan.

1206
01:23:54,436 --> 01:23:56,182
He wasn't sure.

1207
01:23:56,272 --> 01:23:58,718
Well, of course, he was sure.
God can't be surprised.

1208
01:23:58,808 --> 01:24:00,619
Oh, how dull for him.

1209
01:24:00,709 --> 01:24:03,089
He knew Adam and Eve
would eat of the apple.

1210
01:24:03,179 --> 01:24:05,325
But if he knew,
why did he bother?

1211
01:24:05,415 --> 01:24:07,326
That seems
rather frivolous.

1212
01:24:07,416 --> 01:24:09,029
I mean, wouldn't you agree.

1213
01:24:09,119 --> 01:24:11,630
It's such an awful lot of
trouble to go to

1214
01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:14,700
just because of
personal fight with Satan.

1215
01:24:14,790 --> 01:24:17,169
Actually, if he
hadn't let them

1216
01:24:17,259 --> 01:24:19,371
eat the apple
in the first place

1217
01:24:19,461 --> 01:24:21,707
he needn't have
sent his son.

1218
01:24:21,797 --> 01:24:25,478
Well, ma'am, the fact is,
he did send his son.

1219
01:24:25,568 --> 01:24:29,181
So now there's no longer any
excuse for the obstinate sinner.

1220
01:24:29,271 --> 01:24:32,251
The pie at the salvation
is open to every Christian.

1221
01:24:32,341 --> 01:24:35,421
- Oh, it's limited, is it?
- I beg your pardon?

1222
01:24:35,511 --> 01:24:37,211
Limited, to Christians.

1223
01:24:38,581 --> 01:24:40,526
Well, in a sense, yes.

1224
01:24:40,616 --> 01:24:44,196
Wh-wha-what sort
of sense is that?

1225
01:24:44,286 --> 01:24:47,166
It's very good sense,
Countess.

1226
01:24:47,256 --> 01:24:51,569
I mean...there is
only one true religion.

1227
01:24:51,659 --> 01:24:54,673
Well...who decided that?

1228
01:24:54,763 --> 01:24:58,677
Did God take care
of that too? I mean..

1229
01:24:58,767 --> 01:25:02,214
I'm not, what you call,
a much traveled woman

1230
01:25:02,304 --> 01:25:03,749
but I seem to recall

1231
01:25:03,839 --> 01:25:07,051
in some of the better quality
pictorial magazines

1232
01:25:07,141 --> 01:25:10,789
that in several of the more
out-of-the-way places

1233
01:25:10,879 --> 01:25:12,992
God hasn't made
that quite clear.

1234
01:25:13,082 --> 01:25:16,762
But point is...
we are still tryin' to

1235
01:25:16,852 --> 01:25:19,498
push God's message across.

1236
01:25:19,588 --> 01:25:23,669
Yes. Seems odd
he didn't do it himself.

1237
01:25:23,759 --> 01:25:26,392
I mean, he arranged
all the nasty bits so well.

1238
01:25:27,796 --> 01:25:30,797
Shall we say,
tomorrow night at 11.

1239
01:25:32,001 --> 01:25:33,112
Yes.

1240
01:25:33,202 --> 01:25:36,136
And remember, it's just
between you and me.

1241
01:25:39,408 --> 01:25:43,377
And God, of course, if you
think he'd feel left out.

1242
01:25:59,828 --> 01:26:02,741
Madam, you have brought me

1243
01:26:02,831 --> 01:26:05,043
the most beautiful
bottle of oil

1244
01:26:05,133 --> 01:26:08,213
I've ever smelt in my life.
I'd love to taste it.

1245
01:26:08,303 --> 01:26:12,305
Yes...very interesting.

1246
01:26:20,515 --> 01:26:23,161
Well, come on, Dickey.

1247
01:26:23,251 --> 01:26:25,197
Oh, do come along.

1248
01:26:25,287 --> 01:26:27,966
Oh, stop barking.

1249
01:26:28,056 --> 01:26:31,102
Oh, there you are already.

1250
01:26:31,192 --> 01:26:33,439
I take it, the objects
of this portentous invitation

1251
01:26:33,529 --> 01:26:36,241
was that we are about
to be shown the longest boa

1252
01:26:36,331 --> 01:26:38,244
and the handsomest
man in Paris.

1253
01:26:38,334 --> 01:26:42,113
It's not a question of my boa
nor of poor Alfonse.

1254
01:26:42,203 --> 01:26:44,817
It's a question of
the future of the human race.

1255
01:26:44,907 --> 01:26:48,052
Oh, you think
it has a future?

1256
01:26:48,142 --> 01:26:51,422
Don't make silly jokes.
We haven't a moment to waste.

1257
01:26:51,512 --> 01:26:53,347
Where's Josephine?

1258
01:26:54,916 --> 01:26:58,763
She isn't with us.
And please, don't shout.

1259
01:26:58,853 --> 01:27:00,933
It isn't Wednesday,
you know.

1260
01:27:01,023 --> 01:27:03,268
I know it isn't Wednesday.

1261
01:27:03,358 --> 01:27:06,938
Perhaps that's why
Josephine isn't here.

1262
01:27:07,028 --> 01:27:09,474
If you're
so confused.

1263
01:27:09,564 --> 01:27:10,842
Sit down,
Gabrielle.

1264
01:27:10,932 --> 01:27:12,810
And don't help yourself
to the sugar.

1265
01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:15,748
Oh! Wha-what
is it, Dickey?

1266
01:27:15,838 --> 01:27:17,169
Oh! Dickey!
Dickey!

1267
01:27:18,473 --> 01:27:21,953
Oh-ho, she wants to sit
on aunt Aurelia's lap.

1268
01:27:22,043 --> 01:27:26,124
Yes. Yes.
Alright then, darling.

1269
01:27:26,214 --> 01:27:29,727
Jump up then.
Yeah. Don't fidget.

1270
01:27:29,817 --> 01:27:33,731
Constance, I love you dearly as
you know and I love Dickey too.

1271
01:27:33,821 --> 01:27:35,334
Of course, you do.

1272
01:27:35,424 --> 01:27:36,601
He is a sacred memory

1273
01:27:36,691 --> 01:27:39,038
and I wouldn't hurt
his feelings for the world.

1274
01:27:39,128 --> 01:27:41,406
But please don't
plump him in my laps

1275
01:27:41,496 --> 01:27:45,677
when I'm settling the future
of mankind and pouring tea.

1276
01:27:45,767 --> 01:27:47,478
His basket is in the corner.

1277
01:27:47,568 --> 01:27:49,047
He knows where it is.

1278
01:27:49,137 --> 01:27:51,683
And he could just go
and sit in it.

1279
01:27:51,773 --> 01:27:55,041
You have your...Alphonse.

1280
01:27:56,978 --> 01:28:00,146
Gabrielle has her canaries.

1281
01:28:03,684 --> 01:28:05,818
I only have Dickey.

1282
01:28:07,088 --> 01:28:10,501
Do you think I'd be
so silly about him

1283
01:28:10,591 --> 01:28:15,673
if it weren't by pretending
that he's here all the time?

1284
01:28:15,763 --> 01:28:18,264
I get him to come sometimes.

1285
01:28:20,034 --> 01:28:22,547
Next time I won't bring him.

1286
01:28:22,637 --> 01:28:24,215
Now. Now.

1287
01:28:24,305 --> 01:28:27,440
Let's not get excited
over nothing at all.

1288
01:28:29,042 --> 01:28:31,277
Come here, Dickey.
Come here.

1289
01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:34,814
Come here, boy.

1290
01:28:35,450 --> 01:28:36,981
Where is he?

1291
01:28:37,819 --> 01:28:40,331
A-ah...there you are.

1292
01:28:40,421 --> 01:28:44,736
Now...Irma is going to
take you for a nice walk.

1293
01:28:44,826 --> 01:28:47,271
He doesn't want to go.

1294
01:28:47,361 --> 01:28:50,196
Besides, I didn't bring
him today, so there.

1295
01:28:51,732 --> 01:28:54,545
Then that is settled.

1296
01:28:54,635 --> 01:28:56,301
Now..

1297
01:28:58,739 --> 01:29:01,152
...I shall have to proceed
without Josephine

1298
01:29:01,242 --> 01:29:04,789
if she insists upon being
so tiresomely late, always.

1299
01:29:04,879 --> 01:29:06,657
Yesterday morning

1300
01:29:06,747 --> 01:29:08,126
thanks to a young man

1301
01:29:08,216 --> 01:29:10,828
who tried to drown himself
in the Seine.

1302
01:29:10,918 --> 01:29:12,952
I discovered
a terrible plot..

1303
01:29:14,088 --> 01:29:16,501
Are you listening,
Gabrielle?

1304
01:29:16,591 --> 01:29:17,935
Of course.

1305
01:29:18,025 --> 01:29:20,238
Then don't make
so much noise with your spoon.

1306
01:29:20,328 --> 01:29:24,075
I discovered that
there is a group of men

1307
01:29:24,165 --> 01:29:27,232
who want to destroy
our entire city.

1308
01:29:28,603 --> 01:29:31,949
- Is that all?
- But I don't understand.

1309
01:29:32,039 --> 01:29:35,118
Why on Earth should men
want to destroy Paris?

1310
01:29:35,208 --> 01:29:38,188
Gabrielle, where men
are concerned

1311
01:29:38,278 --> 01:29:41,092
you have no points
of reference.

1312
01:29:41,182 --> 01:29:44,495
It's true.
I prefer not to marry.

1313
01:29:44,585 --> 01:29:48,399
But I hardly think
that has any bearing

1314
01:29:48,489 --> 01:29:50,400
on our present
discussion.

1315
01:29:50,490 --> 01:29:54,404
We are living, Gabrielle,
in the age of the Golden Calf.

1316
01:29:54,494 --> 01:29:56,907
Do you realize that?

1317
01:29:56,997 --> 01:30:00,199
Men...now publicly worship
the Golden Calf.

1318
01:30:02,068 --> 01:30:04,347
That's terrible.

1319
01:30:04,437 --> 01:30:08,152
Have the authorities
been notified?

1320
01:30:08,242 --> 01:30:11,122
Has anyone talked
to the bishop?

1321
01:30:11,212 --> 01:30:14,358
Nowadays only money
talks to the bishop.

1322
01:30:14,448 --> 01:30:19,430
Gabrielle, I wish you
to grasp the basic facts.

1323
01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:21,698
The world has gone
out of it's mind

1324
01:30:21,788 --> 01:30:26,370
while you have been sitting
in the park, by the peace walk.

1325
01:30:26,460 --> 01:30:29,941
Unless we do something
about it, we are all doomed.

1326
01:30:30,031 --> 01:30:32,263
Have you any suggestions,
Constance?

1327
01:30:34,168 --> 01:30:39,850
Well, in cases like this,
I always write to the President.

1328
01:30:39,940 --> 01:30:42,453
Does he ever answer
your letters?

1329
01:30:42,543 --> 01:30:44,955
He knows that
I prefer him not to.

1330
01:30:45,045 --> 01:30:46,990
Well, it might
excite gossip.

1331
01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:51,795
Aurelia, since you are
asking our advice

1332
01:30:51,885 --> 01:30:54,619
doubtless, you have already
made up your mind.

1333
01:31:00,761 --> 01:31:03,061
I'll tell you
what I've decided.

1334
01:31:09,136 --> 01:31:12,182
I intend to exterminate
these men.

1335
01:31:12,272 --> 01:31:14,272
Kill them, you mean?

1336
01:31:15,275 --> 01:31:19,523
Dispose off them,
Constance.

1337
01:31:19,613 --> 01:31:22,526
But if they're killed,
they are bound to be missed.

1338
01:31:22,616 --> 01:31:24,328
And we shall be fined.

1339
01:31:24,418 --> 01:31:27,564
They fine you for every
little thing these days.

1340
01:31:27,654 --> 01:31:31,134
Do you miss a cold
when its gone?

1341
01:31:31,224 --> 01:31:33,003
They'll never be missed.

1342
01:31:33,093 --> 01:31:35,293
I wish if
Josephine were here.

1343
01:31:37,030 --> 01:31:39,744
Just one moment,
Gabrielle.

1344
01:31:39,834 --> 01:31:42,033
Are your friends
here now?

1345
01:31:45,739 --> 01:31:47,751
Answer, yes or no.

1346
01:31:47,841 --> 01:31:49,686
I'm not allowed to say.

1347
01:31:49,776 --> 01:31:52,222
May I ask what difference
it makes to you

1348
01:31:52,312 --> 01:31:55,025
if our friends
are in the room?

1349
01:31:55,115 --> 01:31:57,027
Just this.

1350
01:31:57,117 --> 01:31:59,796
I'm certainly not
going to commit myself

1351
01:31:59,886 --> 01:32:03,099
in anything involving
the death sentence.

1352
01:32:03,189 --> 01:32:05,657
In the presence
of third parties.

1353
01:32:06,993 --> 01:32:08,772
Whether they
exist or not.

1354
01:32:08,862 --> 01:32:12,976
That's not being very nice,
to my guests called down.

1355
01:32:13,066 --> 01:32:14,978
I quite agree
with Gabrielle.

1356
01:32:15,068 --> 01:32:16,846
Are you so stupid,
Constance

1357
01:32:16,936 --> 01:32:19,416
as to think that just
because we are alone here

1358
01:32:19,506 --> 01:32:22,352
there is nobody else
in the room?

1359
01:32:22,442 --> 01:32:24,588
I'm shy.

1360
01:32:24,678 --> 01:32:28,646
I feel funny giving an opinion
in front of such a crowd.

1361
01:32:30,083 --> 01:32:33,317
- Madam Josephine, Countess.
- Ah.

1362
01:32:34,621 --> 01:32:38,168
Josephine, I have
an ego problem for you.

1363
01:32:38,258 --> 01:32:39,736
- Yes.
- Josephine.

1364
01:32:39,826 --> 01:32:42,472
Suppose you could get all the
world's criminals into one room.

1365
01:32:42,562 --> 01:32:43,773
Yes.

1366
01:32:43,863 --> 01:32:45,875
And suppose you had a way
of getting rid of them.

1367
01:32:45,965 --> 01:32:47,244
Yes.

1368
01:32:47,334 --> 01:32:49,546
Would you have
the right to do it?

1369
01:32:49,636 --> 01:32:51,147
Well, why not?

1370
01:32:51,237 --> 01:32:53,048
Is that...is there
any tea left?

1371
01:32:53,138 --> 01:32:55,940
But Josephine,
so many people..

1372
01:32:59,179 --> 01:33:01,791
The more there are,
the more legal it is.

1373
01:33:01,881 --> 01:33:05,161
Is-is this Earl Grey?

1374
01:33:05,251 --> 01:33:08,999
- It used to be.
- I knew him well, you know.

1375
01:33:09,089 --> 01:33:11,934
I think your idea is
very practical, Aurelia.

1376
01:33:12,024 --> 01:33:14,504
I can't imagine why you
never thought of it before.

1377
01:33:14,594 --> 01:33:16,940
Well, if you think
it's right..

1378
01:33:17,030 --> 01:33:18,508
Yes, by all means.

1379
01:33:18,598 --> 01:33:22,800
The criminals have had
a fair trial, I take it.

1380
01:33:24,203 --> 01:33:26,583
- Trial?
- Why, certainly.

1381
01:33:26,673 --> 01:33:29,741
You can't possibly kill anybody
without giving them a trial.

1382
01:33:30,976 --> 01:33:32,543
That's elementary.

1383
01:33:34,780 --> 01:33:37,927
Now, before the deluge,
you will recall

1384
01:33:38,017 --> 01:33:40,230
the Lord permitted Noah

1385
01:33:40,320 --> 01:33:43,565
to speak in defense
of his fellow mortals.

1386
01:33:43,655 --> 01:33:46,969
They evidently had a stutter
and you know the result.

1387
01:33:47,059 --> 01:33:50,339
Now, on the other hand,
Captain Drafus

1388
01:33:50,429 --> 01:33:52,876
was not only innocent,
he was defended

1389
01:33:52,966 --> 01:33:55,278
by a marvelous advocate

1390
01:33:55,368 --> 01:33:58,814
and the result was
precisely the same.

1391
01:33:58,904 --> 01:34:03,620
So, you see, having a trial,
you run no risk what so ever.

1392
01:34:03,710 --> 01:34:06,588
That's all very well,
but I can't have a trial

1393
01:34:06,678 --> 01:34:08,724
without arousing
their suspicion.

1394
01:34:08,814 --> 01:34:12,329
Oh, there's a way around that.
You can summon the defendants

1395
01:34:12,419 --> 01:34:15,899
by calling them three times.
Mentally, if you wish.

1396
01:34:15,989 --> 01:34:19,602
If they don't appear,
the court can designate

1397
01:34:19,692 --> 01:34:22,605
an attorney to
represent them.

1398
01:34:22,695 --> 01:34:26,743
This attorney can then argue
their case in absentia.

1399
01:34:26,833 --> 01:34:29,945
And the judgment can be
rendered in contumacious.

1400
01:34:30,035 --> 01:34:32,514
But I don't know
any lawyers.

1401
01:34:32,604 --> 01:34:35,118
And I've asked them
to be here at 11.

1402
01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:36,685
Quite simple.

1403
01:34:36,775 --> 01:34:40,823
In case of emergency,
it's permissible for the Court

1404
01:34:40,913 --> 01:34:43,025
to order the first passer-by

1405
01:34:43,115 --> 01:34:45,627
to act for the defense.

1406
01:34:45,717 --> 01:34:48,030
See, defense is like baptism.

1407
01:34:48,120 --> 01:34:49,999
Absolute indispensable.

1408
01:34:50,089 --> 01:34:52,568
But you don't have to know
anything to do it.

1409
01:34:52,658 --> 01:34:54,591
You could just get anyone.

1410
01:34:55,894 --> 01:34:57,272
- Irma.
- Coming, Countess.

1411
01:34:57,362 --> 01:34:59,241
We couldn't have it
here, could we?

1412
01:34:59,331 --> 01:35:02,299
Well, we could. It might
get a little chilly.

1413
01:35:03,569 --> 01:35:06,615
- Yes, Countess.
- Ah! There you are, child.

1414
01:35:06,705 --> 01:35:08,751
Have any of
my friends arrived?

1415
01:35:08,841 --> 01:35:12,922
Oh yes, Countess. There's
quite a collection outside.

1416
01:35:13,012 --> 01:35:15,958
Ask them all in,
have them shown downstairs.

1417
01:35:16,048 --> 01:35:17,659
I shall receive
them there.

1418
01:35:17,749 --> 01:35:20,162
We should have quite
a few to choose from.

1419
01:35:20,252 --> 01:35:22,419
Come with me.
Come this way.

1420
01:35:34,833 --> 01:35:36,733
This way.

1421
01:35:39,037 --> 01:35:43,852
Do you.. Do you think
perhaps-perhaps the Deaf Mute

1422
01:35:43,942 --> 01:35:45,654
might fit the bill?

1423
01:35:45,744 --> 01:35:47,656
Listen, I can't get up
and file.

1424
01:35:47,746 --> 01:35:49,880
It might be pushed
to the wrong appeal.

1425
01:35:52,284 --> 01:35:55,297
But what about
the Ragpicker then?

1426
01:35:55,387 --> 01:35:57,366
Is it right that
so many millionaires

1427
01:35:57,456 --> 01:35:59,101
should be represented
by a Ragpicker?

1428
01:35:59,191 --> 01:36:00,602
It's very suitable.

1429
01:36:00,692 --> 01:36:03,639
All criminals are represented
by their opposites.

1430
01:36:03,729 --> 01:36:07,943
A murderer by somebody who
obviously wouldn't harm a fly.

1431
01:36:08,033 --> 01:36:12,181
A rapist by the member of the
Lord's observant society.

1432
01:36:12,271 --> 01:36:17,186
Experience shows that it's the
only way to get an acquittal.

1433
01:36:17,276 --> 01:36:19,188
But we mustn't have
an acquittal.

1434
01:36:19,278 --> 01:36:21,423
That would mean
the end of the world.

1435
01:36:21,513 --> 01:36:25,727
- Justice is justice, my dear.
- Oh, dear.

1436
01:36:25,817 --> 01:36:27,784
Come in, come in.

1437
01:36:29,388 --> 01:36:31,767
We're rather pressed for time.

1438
01:36:31,857 --> 01:36:35,270
Just make-make yourselves
comfortable where you can.

1439
01:36:35,360 --> 01:36:38,172
Ragpicker, dear.

1440
01:36:38,262 --> 01:36:40,609
Greetings, ladies.
Countess.

1441
01:36:40,699 --> 01:36:44,713
We are about to summon
before the Bar of Justice

1442
01:36:44,803 --> 01:36:47,916
all the wicked people
of the world.

1443
01:36:48,006 --> 01:36:52,421
And-and you have been appointed
attorney for the defense.

1444
01:36:52,511 --> 01:36:55,290
Oh, I'm very flattered
I'm sure.

1445
01:36:55,380 --> 01:36:57,793
Do I know
the defendants?

1446
01:36:57,883 --> 01:37:00,583
Those terrible men
at the cafe.

1447
01:37:02,921 --> 01:37:05,487
Yes. What do we do now?

1448
01:37:07,192 --> 01:37:10,205
Are you sure you know
the defendants well enough

1449
01:37:10,295 --> 01:37:11,839
to undertake
the case?

1450
01:37:11,929 --> 01:37:16,677
Oh, absolutely. I know them
to the bottom of their souls.

1451
01:37:16,767 --> 01:37:18,747
I go through
their garbage every day.

1452
01:37:18,837 --> 01:37:21,471
Oh-oh, what do
you find there?

1453
01:37:23,241 --> 01:37:25,742
- Mostly flowers.
- Oh.

1454
01:37:27,178 --> 01:37:28,991
Is he trying
to prejudice the case?

1455
01:37:29,081 --> 01:37:31,680
Oh, no. No, Countess,
not at all.

1456
01:37:32,851 --> 01:37:35,596
I-I wonder, could I
make a suggestion?

1457
01:37:35,686 --> 01:37:37,666
Instead of speaking
as attorney

1458
01:37:37,756 --> 01:37:40,201
why don't I speak
directly as defendant?

1459
01:37:40,291 --> 01:37:42,436
That way, I'll get
more into it.

1460
01:37:42,526 --> 01:37:44,506
Excellent idea.

1461
01:37:44,596 --> 01:37:48,310
If-if one is guilty,
so are the others.

1462
01:37:48,400 --> 01:37:51,834
It's the principle
of guilt by association.

1463
01:37:53,372 --> 01:37:54,782
Yes.

1464
01:37:54,872 --> 01:37:57,852
Yes, very well. We'll grant
you that motion.

1465
01:37:57,942 --> 01:38:00,155
'You shall have
a fair hearing

1466
01:38:00,245 --> 01:38:03,491
which is more than they gave
to dear President Wilson.

1467
01:38:03,581 --> 01:38:05,293
What's he got
to do with it?

1468
01:38:05,383 --> 01:38:08,918
Well, if you don't know, I'm not
prepared to enlighten you.

1469
01:38:10,054 --> 01:38:11,086
Madam.

1470
01:38:12,424 --> 01:38:14,423
Oh. Merci.

1471
01:38:19,296 --> 01:38:21,430
Is...everybody ready?

1472
01:38:26,103 --> 01:38:28,482
Gabrielle, can't you
remember where you are

1473
01:38:28,572 --> 01:38:31,574
and conduct yourself
accordingly?

1474
01:38:35,980 --> 01:38:39,694
Just a minute.
How rich am I?

1475
01:38:39,784 --> 01:38:41,329
- Millions.
- Billions.

1476
01:38:41,419 --> 01:38:43,365
But whatever the amount,
it's far too much.

1477
01:38:43,455 --> 01:38:45,366
And how did I get them?

1478
01:38:45,456 --> 01:38:47,335
By murder, theft,
embezzlement, what?

1479
01:38:47,425 --> 01:38:48,703
Everything.

1480
01:38:48,793 --> 01:38:51,138
Why bother to answer
such stupid questions?

1481
01:38:51,228 --> 01:38:53,996
- Most likely.
- Most likely.

1482
01:38:57,635 --> 01:39:01,415
Do I have a wife
or a mistress, perhaps.

1483
01:39:01,505 --> 01:39:02,750
Everything.

1484
01:39:02,840 --> 01:39:04,840
It's rather excessive
to have both.

1485
01:39:07,378 --> 01:39:10,458
Right. Right.

1486
01:39:10,548 --> 01:39:11,926
I'm ready.

1487
01:39:12,016 --> 01:39:14,016
The court
is now in session.

1488
01:39:15,519 --> 01:39:17,431
Shouldn't he
take the oath?

1489
01:39:17,521 --> 01:39:20,101
Aurelia, if you
interrupt me once more

1490
01:39:20,191 --> 01:39:23,337
you're going to find
yourself without a judge.

1491
01:39:23,427 --> 01:39:24,705
Take the oath.

1492
01:39:24,795 --> 01:39:27,408
I swear to tell the truth,
the whole truth

1493
01:39:27,498 --> 01:39:29,410
and nothing but the truth.

1494
01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:32,668
But he is not a witness.
He is a lawyer.

1495
01:39:33,704 --> 01:39:36,083
She is right,
you know.

1496
01:39:36,173 --> 01:39:38,085
Alright, alright.

1497
01:39:38,175 --> 01:39:42,089
I swear to lie, conceal,
distort everything

1498
01:39:42,179 --> 01:39:45,848
and slander everybody.
So, help me, God.

1499
01:39:48,485 --> 01:39:52,186
I shall have the court cleared,
if I don't have silence.

1500
01:39:54,291 --> 01:39:58,239
It's my court and you can't
clear it without my permission.

1501
01:39:58,329 --> 01:40:01,442
Aurelia, if one knows

1502
01:40:01,532 --> 01:40:04,044
from which side
one's bread is buttered

1503
01:40:04,134 --> 01:40:06,735
one does not argue
with the judge.

1504
01:40:08,205 --> 01:40:11,773
- Well, it's my house, then.
- Well, continue.

1505
01:40:12,843 --> 01:40:14,488
Well, get on with it.

1506
01:40:14,578 --> 01:40:19,894
May it please this honorable
august and elegant court.

1507
01:40:19,984 --> 01:40:22,096
Well, we don't want
any of that.

1508
01:40:22,186 --> 01:40:25,266
I'm too old to be
flattered from the dock.

1509
01:40:25,356 --> 01:40:27,535
It sets my teeth
on edge.

1510
01:40:27,625 --> 01:40:29,036
In fact,
I shall rule

1511
01:40:29,126 --> 01:40:31,137
that your defense
is not worth hearing.

1512
01:40:31,227 --> 01:40:35,576
Aurelia, proceed with
the cross examination.

1513
01:40:35,666 --> 01:40:37,812
- Is that right?
- Who cares whether it's right?

1514
01:40:37,902 --> 01:40:40,135
It's what I've ruled.

1515
01:40:42,305 --> 01:40:46,887
Sir, do you know
with what you are charged?

1516
01:40:46,977 --> 01:40:50,123
I can't, for the life
of me, imagine.

1517
01:40:50,213 --> 01:40:53,693
My ways are known to all.
My life is an open book.

1518
01:40:53,783 --> 01:40:55,896
I am a pillar
of the church

1519
01:40:55,986 --> 01:40:58,364
and support all
organized charities

1520
01:40:58,454 --> 01:41:00,434
that are tax deductible.

1521
01:41:00,524 --> 01:41:04,371
I give to all the newest
and most fashionable diseases.

1522
01:41:04,461 --> 01:41:09,130
I have seldom listened to almost
sickening display of hypocrisy.

1523
01:41:10,434 --> 01:41:12,146
One should never
carry sincerity

1524
01:41:12,236 --> 01:41:14,415
beyond the bounds
of possibility.

1525
01:41:14,505 --> 01:41:17,038
And don't ask him,
tell him.

1526
01:41:19,276 --> 01:41:21,154
Sir, you are charged

1527
01:41:21,244 --> 01:41:24,891
with a total lack of
feeling for others

1528
01:41:24,981 --> 01:41:26,761
disgusting grossness

1529
01:41:26,851 --> 01:41:30,798
the abuse of power
and the worship of money.

1530
01:41:30,888 --> 01:41:34,135
Worshipping money? Me?

1531
01:41:34,225 --> 01:41:36,069
That's what she said.

1532
01:41:36,159 --> 01:41:38,506
Do you feel guilty
or not guilty, young man?

1533
01:41:38,596 --> 01:41:40,673
- But Your Honor...
- Yes or no?

1534
01:41:40,763 --> 01:41:43,710
- Get it out of him.
- Yes or no?

1535
01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:47,180
No. No, of course, no.

1536
01:41:47,270 --> 01:41:49,216
I don't worship money.

1537
01:41:49,306 --> 01:41:52,352
It's the other way around.
Money worships me.

1538
01:41:52,442 --> 01:41:56,724
It simply adores me,
it won't let me alone.

1539
01:41:56,814 --> 01:42:01,128
Then, tell the court
how you came by your money?

1540
01:42:01,218 --> 01:42:03,684
Certainly.
I'll be delighted.

1541
01:42:04,822 --> 01:42:07,634
At the first time
money came to me

1542
01:42:07,724 --> 01:42:10,236
I was a mere boy.

1543
01:42:10,326 --> 01:42:14,407
A little golden haired child,
untouched, untainted

1544
01:42:14,497 --> 01:42:18,878
with that, peculiar innocence
of the very young.

1545
01:42:18,968 --> 01:42:21,281
It came to me
quite suddenly

1546
01:42:21,371 --> 01:42:24,185
in the guise of
a bar of gold bullion

1547
01:42:24,275 --> 01:42:26,252
which in my innocence

1548
01:42:26,342 --> 01:42:30,211
I picked out of the garbage can
one day while playing.

1549
01:42:31,447 --> 01:42:34,227
Well, I was horrified
as you can imagine.

1550
01:42:34,317 --> 01:42:38,097
I immediately tried
swapping it for a little

1551
01:42:38,187 --> 01:42:41,835
rundown
one-track railroad

1552
01:42:41,925 --> 01:42:44,871
which to my
childish amazement

1553
01:42:44,961 --> 01:42:48,863
immediately sold itself
for a 100 times its value.

1554
01:42:50,066 --> 01:42:52,712
Well, I made desperate
efforts after that

1555
01:42:52,802 --> 01:42:57,050
wanting to get rid of
this unasked-for wealth.

1556
01:42:57,140 --> 01:42:59,752
I began to buy
other things.

1557
01:42:59,842 --> 01:43:02,322
I bought
10 refineries

1558
01:43:02,412 --> 01:43:05,358
half-a-dozen
department stores.

1559
01:43:05,448 --> 01:43:09,450
Every munition's factory
that I could lay my hands on.

1560
01:43:10,753 --> 01:43:13,533
And the rest
is history.

1561
01:43:13,623 --> 01:43:15,702
They stuck to me

1562
01:43:15,792 --> 01:43:18,104
they multiplied,
they engulfed me

1563
01:43:18,194 --> 01:43:20,673
with the mud
of their profit.

1564
01:43:20,763 --> 01:43:24,344
And now,
I'm powerless.

1565
01:43:24,434 --> 01:43:28,081
Everyone knows that the poor
have no one but themselves

1566
01:43:28,171 --> 01:43:30,350
to blame for their poverty.

1567
01:43:30,440 --> 01:43:34,087
It's only just, that they
suffer the consequences.

1568
01:43:34,177 --> 01:43:36,623
But how is it
the fault of the rich

1569
01:43:36,713 --> 01:43:38,825
if they're rich?

1570
01:43:38,915 --> 01:43:42,128
It's a horrible fate.

1571
01:43:42,218 --> 01:43:45,999
But I am
resigned to it.

1572
01:43:46,089 --> 01:43:48,601
I don't ask
for your sympathy.

1573
01:43:48,691 --> 01:43:50,891
I don't ask
for your pity.

1574
01:43:52,362 --> 01:43:57,030
All I ask is for a little
human understanding.

1575
01:43:58,401 --> 01:44:01,748
Oh, come on, now.
We don't want any of that.

1576
01:44:01,838 --> 01:44:04,016
Tears won't wash here.

1577
01:44:04,106 --> 01:44:06,185
If you're so ashamed
of your money

1578
01:44:06,275 --> 01:44:09,555
why do you hold on to it
with such a death grip?

1579
01:44:09,645 --> 01:44:10,990
- Me?
- Yes, you.

1580
01:44:11,080 --> 01:44:12,892
You think you should
have it for nothing.

1581
01:44:12,982 --> 01:44:15,061
You treat us
like dirt.

1582
01:44:15,151 --> 01:44:17,096
You never give
without taking first?

1583
01:44:17,186 --> 01:44:20,032
You never part
with a franc.

1584
01:44:20,122 --> 01:44:24,102
That I should have to
endure such slander.

1585
01:44:24,192 --> 01:44:27,105
- Such injustice.
- No, liar.

1586
01:44:27,195 --> 01:44:31,931
No, injustice.
I repeat. Injustice.

1587
01:44:33,269 --> 01:44:35,848
It is a matter of fact
faithfully reported

1588
01:44:35,938 --> 01:44:39,051
in all the newspapers I own

1589
01:44:39,141 --> 01:44:41,654
that I spend
all my waking hours

1590
01:44:41,744 --> 01:44:45,892
trying to rid myself
of my money.

1591
01:44:45,982 --> 01:44:48,716
I spend in order
that you may live.

1592
01:44:51,888 --> 01:44:52,999
Stop!

1593
01:44:53,089 --> 01:44:55,890
I demand
to be heard.

1594
01:45:02,864 --> 01:45:07,201
If I have tanned shoes,
I buy black ones.

1595
01:45:08,871 --> 01:45:11,005
Now, who benefits?

1596
01:45:16,212 --> 01:45:19,625
If I have a Fiat,
I buy a Mercedes.

1597
01:45:19,715 --> 01:45:20,780
Who benefits?

1598
01:45:22,217 --> 01:45:25,864
- Order and silence.
- No, hear me out.

1599
01:45:25,954 --> 01:45:29,255
If I have a wife,
I pay alimony.

1600
01:45:31,294 --> 01:45:34,741
I send a private plane
to Java to collect flowers

1601
01:45:34,831 --> 01:45:37,743
for my mother's funeral.

1602
01:45:37,833 --> 01:45:39,911
I built hospitals
for the children

1603
01:45:40,001 --> 01:45:43,049
who eat the food
my farms grow.

1604
01:45:43,139 --> 01:45:45,217
I endow whole
universities

1605
01:45:45,307 --> 01:45:47,953
to experiment on animals
in order that

1606
01:45:48,043 --> 01:45:50,889
the old
shall grow young.

1607
01:45:50,979 --> 01:45:53,860
Now, who can deny
these things?

1608
01:45:53,950 --> 01:45:58,331
Not you, nor you,
nor you.

1609
01:45:58,421 --> 01:46:03,389
But no matter what I do,
I cannot rid myself of my money.

1610
01:46:05,228 --> 01:46:07,873
If I play a 100-to-1 shot

1611
01:46:07,963 --> 01:46:10,142
the horse comes in
by 20 lengths.

1612
01:46:10,232 --> 01:46:13,546
If I throw a diamond
into the sand

1613
01:46:13,636 --> 01:46:16,971
it comes back in the trout
they serve me for lunch.

1614
01:46:18,039 --> 01:46:20,540
10 trout, 10 diamonds.

1615
01:46:22,077 --> 01:46:25,524
Now...do you suppose

1616
01:46:25,614 --> 01:46:28,895
I can get rid of
40 million francs

1617
01:46:28,985 --> 01:46:31,897
by giving shoes
to deaf mutes?

1618
01:46:31,987 --> 01:46:36,256
Of course not.
I entirely agree.

1619
01:46:39,361 --> 01:46:41,773
- Thank you, madam.
- Mademoiselle.

1620
01:46:41,863 --> 01:46:44,110
Mademoiselle,
forgive me.

1621
01:46:44,200 --> 01:46:50,315
At last, at last there is
somebody who understands me.

1622
01:46:50,405 --> 01:46:53,151
Somebody who is
not only beautiful

1623
01:46:53,241 --> 01:46:56,354
but extraordinarily sensitive
and intelligent.

1624
01:46:56,444 --> 01:47:00,013
- I object.
- Overruled.

1625
01:47:01,516 --> 01:47:03,595
I shall be delighted
to send you flowers.

1626
01:47:03,685 --> 01:47:07,252
Directly I'm acquitted.
What sort do you prefer?

1627
01:47:08,590 --> 01:47:10,402
Pe-petunias.

1628
01:47:10,492 --> 01:47:12,204
You shall have
a baleful every morning

1629
01:47:12,294 --> 01:47:14,872
for the next five years.

1630
01:47:14,962 --> 01:47:19,077
This...enchanting

1631
01:47:19,167 --> 01:47:24,070
perceptive woman understands,
ladies and gentlemen.

1632
01:47:25,373 --> 01:47:28,320
She knows that
I cannot help myself.

1633
01:47:28,410 --> 01:47:32,724
That money sticks
to me like glue.

1634
01:47:32,814 --> 01:47:34,459
Am I not right,
fairest lady?

1635
01:47:34,549 --> 01:47:35,982
Right.

1636
01:47:36,551 --> 01:47:37,761
I thank you.

1637
01:47:37,851 --> 01:47:41,254
And again,
I thank you.

1638
01:47:42,757 --> 01:47:45,836
Now...if one of you
buys a stock

1639
01:47:45,926 --> 01:47:48,140
it sinks like a stone.

1640
01:47:48,230 --> 01:47:52,244
But if I buy,
it soars like an eagle.

1641
01:47:52,334 --> 01:47:54,579
Not 10 points at a time,
but 1000.

1642
01:47:54,669 --> 01:47:57,436
and it goes to
20,000 overnight.

1643
01:47:59,007 --> 01:48:02,420
That's how I bought
my 12 chateaus

1644
01:48:02,510 --> 01:48:04,156
my 20 villas

1645
01:48:04,246 --> 01:48:06,858
my 234 farms.

1646
01:48:06,948 --> 01:48:09,694
That's how
I endow the opera

1647
01:48:09,784 --> 01:48:12,163
and keep my
14 ballerinas.

1648
01:48:12,253 --> 01:48:15,834
I hope they deceive you
every hour of the day.

1649
01:48:15,924 --> 01:48:18,637
How can they deceive me?

1650
01:48:18,727 --> 01:48:20,271
Suppose they try

1651
01:48:20,361 --> 01:48:23,241
with a male chorus,
the assistant electrician

1652
01:48:23,331 --> 01:48:26,478
the third violinist.
What does it matter?

1653
01:48:26,568 --> 01:48:29,214
I own them all.

1654
01:48:29,304 --> 01:48:31,682
I have all women

1655
01:48:31,772 --> 01:48:35,152
or can have them which
comes to the same thing.

1656
01:48:35,242 --> 01:48:38,077
Don't listen to
this bit, Gabrielle.

1657
01:48:39,246 --> 01:48:43,594
So...you think there are
no women with morals.

1658
01:48:43,684 --> 01:48:46,931
Only the rich
can afford morals.

1659
01:48:47,021 --> 01:48:51,268
For me, I mix
morals with sable.

1660
01:48:51,358 --> 01:48:54,338
A delicious
combination.

1661
01:48:54,428 --> 01:48:59,231
I drip pearls into protest.
I adorn resistance with rubies.

1662
01:49:00,168 --> 01:49:02,913
My touch
is Gee-Von-Shee

1663
01:49:03,003 --> 01:49:05,671
my smile,
a Ferrari.

1664
01:49:06,674 --> 01:49:08,787
Now what women..

1665
01:49:08,877 --> 01:49:11,711
What women can deny me?

1666
01:49:13,681 --> 01:49:17,449
- You see where money leads.
- Of course.

1667
01:49:18,919 --> 01:49:20,699
Without money,
nobody likes you

1668
01:49:20,789 --> 01:49:24,069
nobody trusts you,
nobody believes you.

1669
01:49:24,159 --> 01:49:26,537
Because to have money
is to be

1670
01:49:26,627 --> 01:49:31,142
virtuous, honest,
beautiful and witty.

1671
01:49:31,232 --> 01:49:34,946
And to be without it
is to be ugly, and boring

1672
01:49:35,036 --> 01:49:37,769
and stupid and useless.

1673
01:49:38,907 --> 01:49:41,306
One last question.

1674
01:49:43,877 --> 01:49:48,180
Suppose you find this oil
you're looking for..

1675
01:49:49,817 --> 01:49:51,750
...what will you do with it?

1676
01:50:18,545 --> 01:50:21,459
<i>I'll makewar!</i>

1677
01:50:21,549 --> 01:50:24,716
<i>I'lldestroywhat remains
of the world!</i>

1678
01:50:26,220 --> 01:50:29,301
You've heard the defense,
such as it is.

1679
01:50:29,391 --> 01:50:32,403
I demand
a verdict of guilty.

1680
01:50:32,493 --> 01:50:35,472
What do you mean, "guilty?"
I am never guilty.

1681
01:50:35,562 --> 01:50:37,675
I order you
to be quiet.

1682
01:50:37,765 --> 01:50:39,343
I'm never quiet.

1683
01:50:39,433 --> 01:50:43,547
- Quiet, in the name of the law.
- I am the law.

1684
01:50:43,637 --> 01:50:46,984
My money elects the men
who make the law.

1685
01:50:47,074 --> 01:50:49,453
When they speak,
I speak.

1686
01:50:49,543 --> 01:50:52,623
And when I present
my backside

1687
01:50:52,713 --> 01:50:58,195
it is etiquette to smile and
apply the lips respectfully.

1688
01:50:58,285 --> 01:51:01,231
Now, it is more than etiquette.

1689
01:51:01,321 --> 01:51:04,134
It is a cherish
national privilege

1690
01:51:04,224 --> 01:51:07,037
guaranteed by
the constitution.

1691
01:51:07,127 --> 01:51:11,574
And anyone who thinks
otherwise is a communist.

1692
01:51:11,664 --> 01:51:16,580
That is contempt of court.
The trial is over.

1693
01:51:16,670 --> 01:51:18,015
And the verdict?

1694
01:51:18,105 --> 01:51:19,082
Guilty!

1695
01:51:19,172 --> 01:51:20,617
- Guilty.
- Guilty.

1696
01:51:20,707 --> 01:51:21,952
Guilty.

1697
01:51:22,042 --> 01:51:24,888
Guilty as charged.

1698
01:51:24,978 --> 01:51:28,592
And I have full authority
to carry out the sentence?

1699
01:51:28,682 --> 01:51:29,993
Yes, Countess.

1700
01:51:30,083 --> 01:51:32,096
I can do what
I like with him?

1701
01:51:32,186 --> 01:51:34,464
Yes! Yes!

1702
01:51:34,554 --> 01:51:36,600
- With all of them?
- All of them.

1703
01:51:36,690 --> 01:51:40,070
- I can exterminate them?
- Yes.

1704
01:51:40,160 --> 01:51:42,426
- Absolutely.
- Court adjourned.

1705
01:51:56,543 --> 01:52:02,125
Congratulations, Ragpicker.
A marvelous defense.

1706
01:52:02,215 --> 01:52:05,349
Absolutely impartial.

1707
01:52:08,422 --> 01:52:10,901
Thank you.
Thank you.

1708
01:52:10,991 --> 01:52:14,638
You did very well,
Ragpicker. Extemporary.

1709
01:52:14,728 --> 01:52:18,797
Your style is reminiscent
of Pre Monsieur.

1710
01:52:19,900 --> 01:52:23,781
You have a great future.
Goodbye, Aurelia.

1711
01:52:23,871 --> 01:52:27,806
Justice may be justice,
but it's also exhausting.

1712
01:52:29,576 --> 01:52:31,054
Dickey.

1713
01:52:31,144 --> 01:52:37,026
Oh, how on earth did you
find your way here alone?

1714
01:52:37,116 --> 01:52:41,265
And without the caller too.
No, no. Mind, darling, mind.

1715
01:52:41,355 --> 01:52:44,889
Mind. There. Oh, you
gettin' trampled on.

1716
01:52:48,461 --> 01:52:50,462
That's better.

1717
01:52:52,098 --> 01:52:53,510
Come along, Gabrielle.

1718
01:52:53,600 --> 01:52:55,511
I'll walk you home
along the river.

1719
01:52:55,601 --> 01:52:58,748
Yes, I feel
quite disturbed.

1720
01:52:58,838 --> 01:53:00,149
Goodbye, Aurelia.

1721
01:53:00,239 --> 01:53:03,553
She isn't listening.
Never mind.

1722
01:53:03,643 --> 01:53:07,323
- May I be permitted..
- Of course, yes.

1723
01:53:07,413 --> 01:53:10,760
Be careful. All the talk
of ballerinas..

1724
01:53:10,850 --> 01:53:14,652
I shall be quite safe.
I have Dickey, don't forget.

1725
01:53:15,788 --> 01:53:19,068
He-he doesn't bite,
I hope.

1726
01:53:19,158 --> 01:53:21,325
He doesn't know
how they bite.

1727
01:53:43,316 --> 01:53:45,449
Oh, thank you.

1728
01:54:40,339 --> 01:54:43,841
Thank you.
Thank you all.

1729
01:55:45,171 --> 01:55:46,936
Irma.

1730
01:55:49,742 --> 01:55:52,455
I think I'll take a little nap
in the fresh air.

1731
01:55:52,545 --> 01:55:56,213
Oh, I should, Countess.
I can look out for them.

1732
01:55:57,550 --> 01:56:00,162
It was a nice trial,
wasn't it?

1733
01:56:00,252 --> 01:56:02,919
Oh, it was beautiful,
Countess.

1734
01:56:26,846 --> 01:56:30,426
You see, Irma, I didn't
have to be merciful.

1735
01:56:30,516 --> 01:56:32,727
But after all,
I did want to be just.

1736
01:56:32,817 --> 01:56:34,964
Oh, you were, Countess.
Yes, you were.

1737
01:56:35,054 --> 01:56:38,467
Now, I'll just lie down
and close my eyes for a moment.

1738
01:56:38,557 --> 01:56:39,722
Yes.

1739
01:56:42,661 --> 01:56:44,572
But don't you worry,
Countess.

1740
01:56:44,662 --> 01:56:46,375
I'll call you
when they arrive.

1741
01:56:46,465 --> 01:56:48,131
Thank you.

1742
01:57:28,373 --> 01:57:31,808
Is it you,
Alphonse Berto?

1743
01:57:35,146 --> 01:57:39,916
- No, it's I, Roderick.
- No, no.

1744
01:57:41,486 --> 01:57:44,087
Do not lie to me,
Alphonse.

1745
01:57:45,523 --> 01:57:48,958
Say that it's you.
Say it.

1746
01:57:51,329 --> 01:57:54,042
Yes. It is I.

1747
01:57:54,132 --> 01:57:57,700
You've come to continue
the feast of love.

1748
01:58:00,271 --> 01:58:03,172
Why so long,
Alphonse?

1749
01:58:04,342 --> 01:58:06,809
Why did you
leave it so long?

1750
01:58:09,948 --> 01:58:12,994
It was only
for a little while.

1751
01:58:13,084 --> 01:58:15,930
- Was she so very lovely?
- Who?

1752
01:58:16,020 --> 01:58:18,221
She, who took you
from me.

1753
01:58:20,291 --> 01:58:21,924
No.

1754
01:58:23,127 --> 01:58:26,908
She-she was no
lovelier than you.

1755
01:58:26,998 --> 01:58:29,999
Then why
Alphonse Berto, why?

1756
01:58:32,237 --> 01:58:34,302
Was she young?

1757
01:58:35,306 --> 01:58:38,520
We were...all young.

1758
01:58:38,610 --> 01:58:42,778
Women love but once,
Alphonse Berto.

1759
01:58:45,149 --> 01:58:48,084
But once is
not enough for men.

1760
01:58:51,055 --> 01:58:54,102
Perhaps we only think
it's not enough.

1761
01:58:54,192 --> 01:58:57,894
You took my happiness
to make you happier.

1762
01:59:00,832 --> 01:59:02,644
Was she poor?

1763
01:59:02,734 --> 01:59:05,635
You pitied her,
was that it?

1764
01:59:12,043 --> 01:59:15,990
Yes, she was poor,
but I didn't pity her.

1765
01:59:16,080 --> 01:59:18,681
Did you give her
the same flowers?

1766
01:59:20,017 --> 01:59:22,652
Buy her
the same chocolates?

1767
01:59:23,954 --> 01:59:27,901
Send her
the same valentine's?

1768
01:59:27,991 --> 01:59:31,438
She-she asked
nothing of me.

1769
01:59:31,528 --> 01:59:33,696
Nothing except me.

1770
01:59:34,966 --> 01:59:38,613
No, not even that.

1771
01:59:38,703 --> 01:59:44,105
Then why,
Alphonse Berto, why?

1772
01:59:46,611 --> 01:59:49,045
Did you grow old
with her?

1773
01:59:50,614 --> 01:59:52,493
Yes.

1774
01:59:52,583 --> 01:59:56,686
I grew old...suddenly.

1775
01:59:58,689 --> 02:00:01,669
So, that is why
you only come now

1776
02:00:01,759 --> 02:00:03,993
when my eyes
are closed?

1777
02:00:04,862 --> 02:00:06,974
Well, you're quite safe.

1778
02:00:07,064 --> 02:00:11,445
My memories of you are
as firm as your hand in mine.

1779
02:00:11,535 --> 02:00:14,114
Holding it like this

1780
02:00:14,204 --> 02:00:18,039
we're once again...
stepping out lightly.

1781
02:00:19,711 --> 02:00:23,391
That night, they sang
Denise at the opera.

1782
02:00:23,481 --> 02:00:25,692
It was late,
remember?

1783
02:00:25,782 --> 02:00:27,328
Yes.

1784
02:00:27,418 --> 02:00:30,831
I have never set foot
in that street again.

1785
02:00:30,921 --> 02:00:33,054
I go the other way around.

1786
02:00:34,424 --> 02:00:37,938
It's not easy in the winter
when there is ice.

1787
02:00:38,028 --> 02:00:40,362
One is quite apt to slip.

1788
02:00:42,532 --> 02:00:44,578
- Forgive me.
- No.

1789
02:00:44,668 --> 02:00:46,814
No, don't ask me that.

1790
02:00:46,904 --> 02:00:50,217
For to forgive you
is to forget you.

1791
02:00:50,307 --> 02:00:53,208
- Then, what can I do? Tell me.
- Nothing.

1792
02:00:55,512 --> 02:00:59,726
Only let me
hear sometimes

1793
02:00:59,816 --> 02:01:04,252
far away the distant echo
of your love.

1794
02:01:06,990 --> 02:01:08,402
I promise you.

1795
02:01:08,492 --> 02:01:14,529
And now...farewell,
Alphonse Berto, farewell.

1796
02:01:15,766 --> 02:01:18,933
Let go my hand
and give it to Roderick.

1797
02:01:24,775 --> 02:01:28,143
Roderick...it's you.

1798
02:01:33,117 --> 02:01:37,397
- Has he gone?
- Um...yes, Countess.

1799
02:01:37,487 --> 02:01:40,956
He always did make
a quick exit, that one.

1800
02:01:43,493 --> 02:01:45,326
Good heavens.

1801
02:01:46,897 --> 02:01:49,509
Oh, where did you find it?

1802
02:01:49,599 --> 02:01:53,113
In the wardrobe when
I took off the mirror.

1803
02:01:53,203 --> 02:01:55,970
Oh, excuse me,
Countess.

1804
02:01:58,842 --> 02:02:01,176
They've arrived.

1805
02:02:04,281 --> 02:02:06,548
Good. Good.

1806
02:02:08,418 --> 02:02:10,530
You stay here,
both of you.

1807
02:02:10,620 --> 02:02:13,154
I'll...call you
when I need you.

1808
02:02:29,639 --> 02:02:33,086
How kind of you all
to arrive so promptly.

1809
02:02:33,176 --> 02:02:34,321
Charmed.

1810
02:02:34,411 --> 02:02:37,324
Well, we wanted to
congratulate you, Countess

1811
02:02:37,414 --> 02:02:39,760
offering us all
our exclusive contracts

1812
02:02:39,850 --> 02:02:41,928
in order to get us
to compete.

1813
02:02:42,018 --> 02:02:45,165
That sure is considerable
business plan.

1814
02:02:45,255 --> 02:02:48,590
Yes. Well, I'm glad
that you're not angry.

1815
02:02:50,593 --> 02:02:53,461
Please. Come this way.

1816
02:03:02,806 --> 02:03:07,854
I was hesitant to reveal
that you were all prepared

1817
02:03:07,944 --> 02:03:09,855
to double-cross
each other.

1818
02:03:09,945 --> 02:03:11,525
Oh, not at all.

1819
02:03:11,615 --> 02:03:15,028
Such a demonstration
of initiative and enterprising

1820
02:03:15,118 --> 02:03:17,229
in front of my colleagues

1821
02:03:17,319 --> 02:03:20,866
only confirms my good judgment
in choosing them.

1822
02:03:20,956 --> 02:03:23,091
Yes, Countess.

1823
02:03:24,094 --> 02:03:26,540
If we're this devious separately

1824
02:03:26,630 --> 02:03:30,598
think how overwhelming
we should be collectively.

1825
02:03:36,505 --> 02:03:39,706
This way, gentlemen.

1826
02:03:51,787 --> 02:03:53,922
Be careful
of the steps.

1827
02:04:00,229 --> 02:04:02,263
Straight down.

1828
02:04:06,869 --> 02:04:08,782
Steady. Steady.
Don't pull.

1829
02:04:08,872 --> 02:04:10,116
There'll be plenty
for everybody.

1830
02:04:10,206 --> 02:04:12,407
There are no turns.

1831
02:05:29,285 --> 02:05:33,120
Ah...Roderick.

1832
02:05:35,057 --> 02:05:37,224
Could you do me
a small favor?

1833
02:05:47,870 --> 02:05:53,205
I wonder if you'd be so kind
as to close and lock that door.

1834
02:05:55,010 --> 02:05:57,244
Yes, of course.

1835
02:06:23,971 --> 02:06:26,773
I'll keep the key.

1836
02:06:29,812 --> 02:06:32,191
Say it.

1837
02:06:32,281 --> 02:06:35,181
Say that you love him
before it's too late.

1838
02:06:37,319 --> 02:06:39,530
Let another moment wedge
between you two

1839
02:06:39,620 --> 02:06:44,770
and it will become a month,
a year, a decade.

1840
02:06:44,860 --> 02:06:47,840
Your hair
will be white.

1841
02:06:47,930 --> 02:06:51,377
His cuffs
will be frayed.

1842
02:06:51,467 --> 02:06:55,113
And there will be another man,
woman and child.

1843
02:06:55,203 --> 02:06:59,239
Say it before
the music stops.

1844
02:07:08,617 --> 02:07:09,782
Thank you.

1845
02:07:17,625 --> 02:07:20,938
I think that I shall
take a little walk.

1846
02:07:21,028 --> 02:07:22,441
We'll walk with you.

1847
02:07:22,531 --> 02:07:27,367
No. Don't you bother.
You stay and enjoy the music.

1848
02:07:33,941 --> 02:07:36,143
It's an old song..

1849
02:07:38,514 --> 02:07:41,347
...that you might
remember one day.

1850
02:07:55,063 --> 02:07:57,229
Stay and fall in love.

1851
02:09:27,288 --> 02:09:30,034
But Countess.
It's your paper.

1852
02:09:30,124 --> 02:09:32,470
Yes, Ragpicker.

1853
02:09:32,560 --> 02:09:35,861
I think it's time
I moved on to another year.