1 00:00:07,361 --> 00:00:10,041 ( Phone Ringing ) 2 00:00:12,921 --> 00:00:15,601 Hello? Donna, it's you! 3 00:00:15,681 --> 00:00:17,561 How's California? 4 00:00:17,641 --> 00:00:19,641 Have you run into Johnny Carson yet? 5 00:00:20,641 --> 00:00:24,241 No. I read he won't eat corn. 6 00:00:24,321 --> 00:00:28,361 What? Oh, Eric. Oh. No. No. I know he wants to talk to you. 7 00:00:28,441 --> 00:00:30,681 He hasn't heard from you all summer. I'll get him. 8 00:00:30,721 --> 00:00:32,841 Eric! Ow! 9 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:36,761 Eric. Eric, are you in the bathroom? 10 00:00:36,841 --> 00:00:38,961 ( Eric ) Yes. 11 00:00:39,041 --> 00:00:41,041 - Well, get off, because- - Mom? Mom. 12 00:00:41,121 --> 00:00:43,721 When this door is closed, it's my sacred alone time. 13 00:00:43,801 --> 00:00:46,641 Okay? Think of it as church. 14 00:00:46,721 --> 00:00:49,281 - But, I- - Mom.! 15 00:00:50,241 --> 00:00:52,161 Fine. 16 00:00:52,241 --> 00:00:54,481 Gets up at noon, sits on the toilet until dinner- 17 00:00:54,561 --> 00:00:56,441 What kind of summer is that? 18 00:00:59,521 --> 00:01:01,401 (Rock Group Singing) 19 00:01:22,401 --> 00:01:24,201 (Ends) 20 00:01:24,281 --> 00:01:27,081 Hello, Wisconsin! 21 00:01:34,881 --> 00:01:38,481 Well, you made me lose my concentration. 22 00:01:41,921 --> 00:01:44,361 Now I'm gonna have to go back there in about an hour. 23 00:01:46,161 --> 00:01:48,921 I just wanted to tell you Donna called. 24 00:01:49,001 --> 00:01:51,681 Her number's on the pad by the kitchen phone. 25 00:01:51,721 --> 00:01:53,641 What? 26 00:01:55,481 --> 00:01:58,601 Why wouldn't you say something? 27 00:01:58,681 --> 00:02:01,801 And I'm staying out of this, but if you'd eat a little bran... 28 00:02:01,881 --> 00:02:04,401 you could've taken that call yourself. 29 00:02:04,481 --> 00:02:06,361 ( Whistling ) 30 00:02:08,441 --> 00:02:10,441 - Where's the notepad? - Here. 31 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:12,441 Quit twitchin'. 32 00:02:15,041 --> 00:02:17,321 What? There's no number. Dad. 33 00:02:19,001 --> 00:02:20,921 ( Whistling Continues ) 34 00:02:21,001 --> 00:02:22,921 Step away from the vehicle. 35 00:02:26,121 --> 00:02:28,841 Isn't it a little early for you to be hopped up? 36 00:02:31,121 --> 00:02:33,481 - Empty your pockets, now. - Get the hell out of my pants! 37 00:02:33,561 --> 00:02:35,561 Got it. 38 00:02:39,561 --> 00:02:42,121 What the hell is wrong with him? 39 00:02:43,481 --> 00:02:46,561 He has low self-esteem because you are too domineering. 40 00:02:49,521 --> 00:02:51,521 Red, you're gonna let Forman get away with that, man? 41 00:02:51,561 --> 00:02:53,481 He just felt you up. 42 00:02:55,001 --> 00:02:57,401 Where's the foot in the ass? 43 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:59,761 - Unless you're getting too old. - Shut it. 44 00:03:00,961 --> 00:03:02,881 And go shave that thing. 45 00:03:02,961 --> 00:03:05,321 You look like a damn Hungarian. 46 00:03:08,641 --> 00:03:11,361 - ( Stereo: Rock ) - It's ringing. 47 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,761 - ( Singsongy ) It's ringing. -( Line Ringing ) 48 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:17,121 Oh, my God, it's ringing. 49 00:03:18,201 --> 00:03:20,321 And Eric chickens out again. 50 00:03:20,361 --> 00:03:22,521 Quack, quack, quack. 51 00:03:22,601 --> 00:03:24,801 Forman, what's the problem? 52 00:03:24,841 --> 00:03:26,761 It's just- 53 00:03:26,841 --> 00:03:29,281 I want to tell her to come home, that I miss her... 54 00:03:29,321 --> 00:03:31,801 that... I love her. 55 00:03:31,881 --> 00:03:35,841 I mean, it's too much to say over the phone. 56 00:03:35,881 --> 00:03:37,801 Look, Eric, just write her a letter. 57 00:03:37,881 --> 00:03:40,041 That's how I broke up with Michael. 58 00:03:41,001 --> 00:03:42,921 Yeah. I was able to take my time... 59 00:03:43,001 --> 00:03:45,641 and come up with good synonyms for... 60 00:03:45,721 --> 00:03:47,641 ''cowardly, won't-marry-me loser... 61 00:03:47,721 --> 00:03:49,761 run-away-to-California jackass.'' 62 00:03:51,681 --> 00:03:56,001 Jackie, I'm charismatic in person. 63 00:03:56,081 --> 00:03:59,441 I've got these awesome hand gestures. 64 00:04:02,321 --> 00:04:06,721 And, uh, I kind of, like, waggle my eyebrows when I talk. 65 00:04:08,201 --> 00:04:10,561 Wait. You do that on purpose? 66 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:16,121 Thanks, you guys. That's-That's helpful. 67 00:04:16,201 --> 00:04:18,401 ( Continues ) 68 00:04:18,481 --> 00:04:20,841 You know what? That's it. I'm going. 69 00:04:20,881 --> 00:04:25,521 I'll just show up in California and, like, blow her mind. 70 00:04:25,601 --> 00:04:27,641 Yeah. I mean... 71 00:04:27,721 --> 00:04:31,081 when the Empire killed Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle, did he just call 'em up? 72 00:04:31,161 --> 00:04:33,601 - Oh, God. - Oh. 73 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,641 No. He hopped on the Millennium Falcon... 74 00:04:35,721 --> 00:04:38,161 and he paid a little visit to the Death Star. 75 00:04:42,721 --> 00:04:44,761 Wait a minute. 76 00:04:44,841 --> 00:04:47,001 Do chickens go quack, or did I mess that up? 77 00:04:55,481 --> 00:04:57,921 I sat at my mom's house for three hours. 78 00:04:58,001 --> 00:04:59,921 Eric still hasn't called. 79 00:05:00,001 --> 00:05:03,161 Hey, you know what might make you feel better? 80 00:05:03,241 --> 00:05:06,041 Playing pinball... over there. 81 00:05:07,961 --> 00:05:09,881 I don't have any quarters. 82 00:05:15,761 --> 00:05:18,601 Hey, Kelso. You know what might help me? 83 00:05:18,641 --> 00:05:21,481 If you could tell me how you got overJackie. 84 00:05:22,441 --> 00:05:24,921 You rememberJackie, don't you? 85 00:05:25,001 --> 00:05:27,481 - Who's Jackie? - Uh... 86 00:05:28,441 --> 00:05:30,841 Jackie was my dog. 87 00:05:32,681 --> 00:05:35,641 She died in a Big Wheel accident. 88 00:05:35,721 --> 00:05:39,001 No, Annette. I meantJackie, his ex-girlfriend. 89 00:05:39,081 --> 00:05:41,601 Uh, also dead. 90 00:05:41,681 --> 00:05:44,801 - She's not dead. - What's going on here? 91 00:05:45,801 --> 00:05:48,841 - Why are you lying to me? - No, no. I'm not lying,Jackie- 92 00:05:48,921 --> 00:05:52,041 Annette. Look, baby. 93 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:56,401 Well, my work here is done. 94 00:05:58,641 --> 00:06:01,521 You want to go to California to get Donna? 95 00:06:01,601 --> 00:06:03,681 You can't go to California. 96 00:06:03,761 --> 00:06:05,961 But I have to tell Donna I love her... 97 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:08,121 and that she should be back here with me. 98 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,201 Oh. Well, that's sweet. 99 00:06:11,561 --> 00:06:15,201 I think it would sound especially good on the phone. 100 00:06:15,281 --> 00:06:18,561 But don't call till after 7:00 when the rates go down. 101 00:06:18,601 --> 00:06:21,481 Well, I can't call her. I mean... 102 00:06:24,081 --> 00:06:27,121 - did Luke Skywalker- - Oh. Would you stop. 103 00:06:29,161 --> 00:06:31,961 Luke Skywalker this. Luke Skywalker that. 104 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:34,761 I'm sick of hearing about that little fruit. 105 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:42,681 Luke Skywalker is not- 106 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:46,121 He and Leia clearly- I- 107 00:06:52,561 --> 00:06:55,001 Mom, Dad. 108 00:06:56,521 --> 00:06:58,441 - This is important. - ( Red ) No. 109 00:06:58,521 --> 00:07:00,441 No California. 110 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,601 You know what's important? School. 111 00:07:02,681 --> 00:07:05,921 You're gonna be a senior, and you need to buckle down. 112 00:07:05,961 --> 00:07:08,641 Luke Skywalker would've buckled down. 113 00:07:18,281 --> 00:07:21,881 Forman, there's a flight to California in four hours, and you're on it. 114 00:07:21,961 --> 00:07:24,321 Before you get all gushy, we didn't pay for it. 115 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,601 We stole the money from your secret stash... 116 00:07:28,361 --> 00:07:30,761 in the Scooby-Doo thermos. 117 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:33,281 You guys know about Scooby-Doo? 118 00:07:33,361 --> 00:07:35,281 It was a good try, but you should have known... 119 00:07:35,361 --> 00:07:37,921 that eventually I would need to take some cocoa on the go. 120 00:07:41,481 --> 00:07:43,681 Well, thanks, you guys... 121 00:07:43,721 --> 00:07:46,281 but... my parents will kill me. 122 00:07:46,361 --> 00:07:48,641 - No, Eric. We'll cover for you. - Yeah. Believe me. 123 00:07:48,681 --> 00:07:51,361 I got no problem foolin' whitey. 124 00:07:52,401 --> 00:07:55,761 Hyde, you're white. 125 00:07:56,921 --> 00:07:59,521 ( Scoffs ) Barely. 126 00:07:59,561 --> 00:08:02,241 Eric, if you love her, you have to go. 127 00:08:03,801 --> 00:08:07,081 You're right. I'm gonna do this. 128 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,041 Damn it, I'm goin'. I gotta go pack. 129 00:08:10,121 --> 00:08:12,321 Hey, let me help. I love putting together outfits. 130 00:08:16,481 --> 00:08:19,681 - Finally. - Yeah. I thought they'd never leave. 131 00:08:23,041 --> 00:08:26,641 You know, Steven, it was really nice of you to get that ticket for Eric. 132 00:08:26,721 --> 00:08:29,761 This usually works a whole lot better when you don't talk. 133 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:45,921 Look, Annette. 134 00:08:46,001 --> 00:08:48,761 You're way more important to me than Jackie ever was. 135 00:08:48,841 --> 00:08:52,041 I mean, you're blonde. You're beautiful. 136 00:08:52,121 --> 00:08:54,481 You practically never wear a whole shirt. 137 00:08:54,561 --> 00:08:58,681 I'm sorry. It's just the thought of you with somebody else... 138 00:08:58,761 --> 00:09:00,761 got me really upset. 139 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,001 I'm really upset. 140 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,921 Which is why I propose... 141 00:09:06,001 --> 00:09:09,281 that we do something special and romantic. 142 00:09:09,361 --> 00:09:11,961 Let's do it. 143 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:14,361 Michael, I don't do that. 144 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:17,841 - I'm a virgin. - What? 145 00:09:17,921 --> 00:09:20,681 A coincidence. 146 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,641 Me too. 147 00:09:22,721 --> 00:09:25,721 So let's do it. First-timers, yeah. 148 00:09:25,761 --> 00:09:28,521 You know what? I'm gonna go cool off. 149 00:09:33,441 --> 00:09:35,321 - Kelso- - Ah-ah, one second. 150 00:09:36,641 --> 00:09:38,681 She's coolin' off. 151 00:09:48,361 --> 00:09:52,001 Look. I was wondering if you and Annette could maybe discuss your plans... 152 00:09:52,081 --> 00:09:55,401 to do it or not do it when I'm not around. 153 00:09:55,481 --> 00:09:58,801 But you're never not around. You're always here. 154 00:09:58,881 --> 00:10:00,921 You're like a carbuncle. 155 00:10:00,961 --> 00:10:03,921 Kelso, you don't even know what a carbuncle is. 156 00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:07,241 Well, I know it's gross, and it doesn't go away. 157 00:10:08,961 --> 00:10:11,521 Okay. I'm sorry. It's just... 158 00:10:11,601 --> 00:10:13,881 I don't know anybody else. 159 00:10:15,201 --> 00:10:17,881 California people are freaks. 160 00:10:17,961 --> 00:10:21,761 Like that guy. You can't smoke that out here! 161 00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:27,121 I miss Eric. 162 00:10:30,241 --> 00:10:32,761 That guy even looks like Eric. 163 00:10:32,801 --> 00:10:35,721 Oh, my God. Eric! 164 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,601 Donna! 165 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,241 Kelso, what the hell are you doing? 166 00:11:13,321 --> 00:11:15,521 Winning. 167 00:11:15,601 --> 00:11:17,881 I oughta- 168 00:11:20,361 --> 00:11:23,521 I- I can't believe you came here for me. 169 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:25,521 Of course I did. 170 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,561 Donna, I love you. 171 00:11:28,641 --> 00:11:31,161 And I have so much to say, but I- 172 00:11:35,281 --> 00:11:37,521 You guys can French all you want. I totally won. 173 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,681 - Hey, Red. - Good day, Mr. Red. 174 00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:53,521 Wait a minute. Where's the other idiot? 175 00:11:55,561 --> 00:11:57,601 Other idiot? 176 00:11:57,681 --> 00:12:00,521 Do we know another idiot? 177 00:12:00,601 --> 00:12:03,561 - Where's Eric? - Where's Eric? 178 00:12:03,641 --> 00:12:06,561 Where are you, man, and who wants to know? 179 00:12:06,641 --> 00:12:08,561 The U.S. government, that's who. 180 00:12:08,641 --> 00:12:12,121 Like, I read by 1 984, the government will have tracking devices on all of us. 181 00:12:12,201 --> 00:12:14,881 And after that, they're gonna jam electrodes in our brains... 182 00:12:14,961 --> 00:12:16,961 so they can read our memories. 183 00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:20,041 Damn U.S. government. 184 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,361 ''Damn U.S. government''? 185 00:12:24,441 --> 00:12:28,921 Without our government, you'd be stuck in Siberia now... 186 00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:32,601 suckin' the juice from a rotten commie potato. 187 00:12:33,761 --> 00:12:35,641 Let me tell you something. 188 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:37,801 If the U.S. government... 189 00:12:37,881 --> 00:12:41,401 decides to stick a tracking device up your ass... 190 00:12:42,601 --> 00:12:45,361 you say, ''Thank you... 191 00:12:45,441 --> 00:12:47,521 and God bless America.'' 192 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,961 He's so easy. 193 00:12:54,721 --> 00:12:57,601 And then after Michael threw up, I told him... 194 00:12:57,641 --> 00:13:00,521 ''You're not supposed to eat the plastic wrapping.'' 195 00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:04,801 And that's how we met. 196 00:13:04,881 --> 00:13:06,721 Wow. That's- 197 00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:08,881 That's like Love Story. 198 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,681 Wow. I wish there was more to talk about. 199 00:13:17,721 --> 00:13:19,601 Bye. 200 00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:24,401 Would you look at her. 201 00:13:24,481 --> 00:13:27,561 She's so hot, she could be a robot. 202 00:13:29,161 --> 00:13:31,081 ''A robot''? 203 00:13:32,241 --> 00:13:34,161 Whatever. Look. 204 00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:36,281 You have the van, and we want to go home. 205 00:13:36,321 --> 00:13:38,761 No. Uh-uh. I can't leave Annette. I love her. 206 00:13:38,841 --> 00:13:41,401 You don't love her. 207 00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:43,441 I love parts of her. 208 00:13:45,561 --> 00:13:47,961 I mean, unlikeJackie, she believes in me. 209 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,201 Okay. I told Annette I wanted to be an astronaut... 210 00:13:50,241 --> 00:13:52,161 and she said that she thought I could. 211 00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:55,121 To be fair, she wants to be a lady astronaut. 212 00:13:56,721 --> 00:13:59,161 I mean, come on, guys. Just give me a few hours. Okay? 213 00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:02,361 If- Look. This girl is beautiful, and she believes in me. 214 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:05,481 And if I can get her to put out, she'll be three out of three. 215 00:14:06,761 --> 00:14:08,681 Right now, she's only two out of three. 216 00:14:08,761 --> 00:14:11,121 And I'm sorry, but 50% just ain't gonna cut it. 217 00:14:16,641 --> 00:14:19,321 Okay. Look, Steven. These last few weeks with you... 218 00:14:19,361 --> 00:14:21,481 have been really dirty and really wrong. 219 00:14:24,121 --> 00:14:27,641 Jackie, talking is for people who have something in common. 220 00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:37,481 Oh, good God. 221 00:14:37,561 --> 00:14:41,161 You kids switch partners more than square dancers. 222 00:14:44,521 --> 00:14:47,721 Uh, no. It's not what you think. We're not together. 223 00:14:48,801 --> 00:14:51,561 Then what's going on in my kitchen? 224 00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,441 Um... 225 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,041 Eric's in California. 226 00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:07,081 Jackie, you just totally burned Forman. 227 00:15:07,161 --> 00:15:09,041 That was so badass. 228 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,081 So, Annette, I'm just saying... 229 00:15:13,161 --> 00:15:15,121 that I'm leaving in a couple hours. 230 00:15:15,201 --> 00:15:17,081 So I guess the question is... 231 00:15:17,161 --> 00:15:20,921 what, oh, what can two virgins do to kill an afternoon? 232 00:15:22,961 --> 00:15:25,241 Well, there is something. 233 00:15:25,321 --> 00:15:28,041 But it's kind of wet and dirty. 234 00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:32,161 Sold! 235 00:15:33,961 --> 00:15:36,601 Having fun? 236 00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:42,361 No. I mean, these are our last hours together... 237 00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:45,241 and you're not nude. 238 00:15:46,561 --> 00:15:49,681 So all you care about is sex? 239 00:15:49,761 --> 00:15:51,961 I thought there was more to you than that. 240 00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:54,281 But there isn't. 241 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:58,721 But there is. I believe in you. 242 00:15:58,801 --> 00:16:01,521 - Stop saying that. - But I do. 243 00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:05,481 Damn. All right. Start digging the moat. 244 00:16:09,681 --> 00:16:12,081 ( Waves Crashing ) 245 00:16:22,961 --> 00:16:26,121 I was so scared that I'd never feel like this with you again. 246 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,321 I mean... 247 00:16:30,401 --> 00:16:33,601 Eric, after last year- 248 00:16:33,681 --> 00:16:35,881 - Donna. - I- 249 00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:38,681 About Casey and all that stuff? 250 00:16:39,641 --> 00:16:43,041 I don't care. Okay? 251 00:16:43,121 --> 00:16:45,241 I just want to be with you. 252 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:51,201 You know, all summer I hated California. 253 00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:54,081 But now that you're here, it's, like, amazing. 254 00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:58,641 This is the most romantic night of my whole life. 255 00:16:58,721 --> 00:17:01,561 Yeah, I know. Me too. 256 00:17:05,161 --> 00:17:07,081 I have sand in my crack. 257 00:17:08,121 --> 00:17:10,361 - Yeah, me too. - Oh. 258 00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,441 Eric, I want to go home. 259 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:23,041 ( Eric Chuckles ) 260 00:17:24,641 --> 00:17:28,201 Hey, Kelso. How was your date with Annette? 261 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,201 We went to a carnival. 262 00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:32,481 I won her six stuffed animals. 263 00:17:32,561 --> 00:17:34,481 Then we shared a giant pretzel. 264 00:17:34,561 --> 00:17:37,721 And then I walked her home, and she gave me a good-night kiss... 265 00:17:37,801 --> 00:17:39,721 on the cheek. 266 00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:43,001 You know, in Wisconsin... 267 00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:45,801 if you win a girl a giant purple rhinoceros... 268 00:17:45,881 --> 00:17:47,761 she puts out! 269 00:17:47,841 --> 00:17:49,761 ( Pops ) 270 00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:54,721 ( Engine Rewing ) 271 00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:58,961 ( Horn Honks ) 272 00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:02,521 So, my folks have no idea I was gone. 273 00:18:04,681 --> 00:18:07,681 - No idea. You're golden. - Ah. 274 00:18:07,761 --> 00:18:10,681 - Oh. Hyde! - Hey. 275 00:18:10,761 --> 00:18:13,041 You got a beard! 276 00:18:14,321 --> 00:18:17,401 You look so... old. 277 00:18:17,441 --> 00:18:19,721 Of course I look old, man. Party more than you. 278 00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:22,401 Work more, drank more, and slept with way more chicks. 279 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,721 I'm exhausted, man. 280 00:18:25,801 --> 00:18:28,401 Fez, my little man! 281 00:18:28,481 --> 00:18:30,361 How was your summer? 282 00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:33,361 Well, I saw a boob and a half down by the pool. 283 00:18:36,321 --> 00:18:38,921 Yeah. Pool boob. Nice. 284 00:18:39,921 --> 00:18:42,281 Look. Donna, I know you're nervous... 285 00:18:42,361 --> 00:18:44,841 about seeing people at school after running away and all... 286 00:18:44,921 --> 00:18:47,361 but I want you to know it's all under control. 287 00:18:47,441 --> 00:18:50,201 I told everyone you went away to have a baby. 288 00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:53,881 - What? - Yeah. It was badass. 289 00:18:53,921 --> 00:18:55,841 Oh, yeah. I say badass now. 290 00:18:59,601 --> 00:19:02,201 Hi, Daddy. 291 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,161 Don't you ''Daddy'' me. 292 00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:06,641 Although it does sound good to hear those words again. 293 00:19:06,721 --> 00:19:08,601 - Bob. - Right. 294 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,601 You're in big trouble, young lady. 295 00:19:10,681 --> 00:19:13,241 Now get home now. Move. 296 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,641 Well... 297 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,561 I guess that's what happens when you, uh, disobey your parents, huh? 298 00:19:24,801 --> 00:19:27,921 Hey, why the long faces? 299 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,121 Did you think that I- No, no. 300 00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:34,081 Funny story. True story. I'm walkin' home from the library... 301 00:19:34,161 --> 00:19:36,281 and who should drive by? 302 00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:39,241 Kelso and Donna. 303 00:19:39,321 --> 00:19:41,481 Back from California. 304 00:19:41,561 --> 00:19:43,921 Where they were. Not me. 305 00:19:46,601 --> 00:19:48,721 Oh, hey? They know. 306 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:57,361 What do you have to say for yourself? 307 00:19:59,561 --> 00:20:01,481 I- 308 00:20:04,281 --> 00:20:06,361 I brought you a seashell. 309 00:20:07,361 --> 00:20:09,841 Just get in the house. 310 00:20:09,921 --> 00:20:12,681 ( Mock Sobbing ) 311 00:20:12,761 --> 00:20:15,841 Do you have any idea how much trouble you're in? 312 00:20:15,921 --> 00:20:19,641 Oh, yeah. And it was worth it. 313 00:20:24,981 --> 00:20:27,261 - ( Car Chase On TV) - Oh, not this again. 314 00:20:27,341 --> 00:20:31,181 I told you, it gives me needs. 315 00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:33,741 Fine. We'll be upstairs. 316 00:20:33,821 --> 00:20:36,421 Too late. 317 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:39,501 - Why are we watching this? It's stupid. - You're stupid. 318 00:20:39,581 --> 00:20:41,501 Man, I've been gone all summer... 319 00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:43,621 and I get back, and everything is just the same. 320 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,261 I guess nothing ever changes around here.