1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,880 NETFLIX PRESENTS 2 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,360 AN ORIGINAL MOVISTAR SERIES 3 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,680 Next station: Arc de Triomf. 4 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:28,200 I can't believe it! You all look like marble statues. 5 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,880 I'm asking you to think about it. 6 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:37,439 Is it fair that Messi earns 5,000 times more than a professor? 7 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,360 It's not a complaint, it's a question. 8 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,360 Maybe what we should be asking ourselves is whether he deserves it. 9 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,360 That's it. 10 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,400 Fucking deserves it. 11 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:50,320 Aristotle claimed that justice means giving someone what they deserve. 12 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,720 In other words, are professors not getting justice? 13 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,240 I think so, because you teachers have a great responsibility towards society. 14 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,280 Soccer players simply... entertain. 15 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,560 If you all think like that guy, you'll pass my class. 16 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,080 Come on, you do the talking. 17 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,840 I don't feel like working, I don't get paid enough. 18 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,056 I think soccer players earn more because they generate more wealth. 19 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,080 Hmm. 20 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,160 Oh, okay. 21 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,400 So I don't generate wealth, right? 22 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,280 Even though I share my enormous knowledge with you all. 23 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:23,280 So that you can find a good job in the future and avoid world wars. 24 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,040 I still don't know why I'm not sponsored by a brand of whisky. 25 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,896 But hold on a second, we're saying 26 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,840 - that Messi's talent isn't inspiring. - Rai, it's not the same. 27 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:31,840 But why not? 28 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,120 He got far thanks to his own talent and his own effort. 29 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,000 It's just a lot of people don't like him because he's rich, that's all. 30 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,040 Right. 31 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:39,480 Right. 32 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,000 In democratic societies, 33 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,600 where equal opportunities are supposed to exist and drive, 34 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,800 there's a tendency not to tolerate the slightest privilege. 35 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,920 Therefore, it's easy for resentment to propagate 36 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,520 and envy and comparisons to grow. 37 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,880 Envy always appears in the face of other people's happiness. 38 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,520 I, for instance, not only want to be happy. 39 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,560 I also need other people not to be. 40 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:03,800 Today I'm on a roll. 41 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,400 In conclusion... 42 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,680 Do we have the life we deserve? 43 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,800 Do you think life is fair? 44 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,240 I love her, okay? 45 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:24,600 But is she half-crazy or is it just me? 46 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,216 She looked a bit drunk, don't you think? 47 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,200 - What? Dude, she wasn't drunk. - Huh? 48 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,880 Your attention, please! Please, don't leave yet. 49 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:35,160 This Saturday, I'm throwing a party at my place and you are all invited. 50 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,040 You don't have to bring anything. 51 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,840 Drinks, open bar, food, everything is on me. 52 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,520 Oh, yeah! 53 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,240 I hope all of you come dressed up looking fine, 54 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,560 with a touch of red and wearing a bow tie. 55 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:55,280 Yeah, right. A bow tie. I'm not wearing a fucking bow tie. 56 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,960 - You look so nice! - Hi. 57 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,720 Hey. Is everyone already here? 58 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,880 No, Rai is coming in last. Of course, the rich prince is royally late. 59 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,840 Oh, look who's here. 60 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:55,960 Well, well! 61 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,880 - The French American coalition. - Hey! 62 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,456 Ooh. Hi, Pol, bonne nuit. How are you? 63 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,216 - How are you? Bonne nuit. - How are you doing? 64 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,680 - How are you? - Good, you? 65 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:03,840 - I'm good. - It's so fun! 66 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,640 Hey, handsome! 67 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:06,840 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 68 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,320 Hello, hello. 69 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,840 I'm glad you decided to come. 70 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:12,976 We didn't know whether to come or not. We don't know anyone. 71 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,720 It's Barcelona's queen of the night. 72 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,320 - And Venezuela, my darling. - Ah... 73 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,280 - You're looking good tonight. - Bruno... Mm. 74 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,480 I bet there are more than ten bedrooms up there. 75 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,040 Yeah, yeah. This house is huge. 76 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,560 Actually, I've been up in Rai's room and it's crazy. 77 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,880 Come on. 78 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,720 If you break anything, you'll pay for it. 79 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,840 Everyone to the garden! 80 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,400 Yeah! 81 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,840 Hey, hey, hey! 82 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:04,920 Come on! 83 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:13,000 A freakin' beautiful pool! 84 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:17,360 Nice pool. 85 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,240 - Wow. - Oh, man. 86 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:31,840 Wow, nice catering. 87 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,496 How much do you think he paid for all this stuff? 88 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,880 Mm. I don't know, but this is delicious. 89 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:38,960 I have to admit 90 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:43,160 that croquetas are a pending vital issue in the United States of America. 91 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,656 I think you are great, Amy. 92 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,280 Thank you. Yeah. A lot of people say that. 93 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,720 Mm-hmm, and she's pretty. 94 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:52,640 Yes. And you are, too. 95 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:56,760 What's this? 96 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,520 Here you go, love. 97 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:02,800 Merci. 98 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,440 You gonna say anything? Do I look nice? 99 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,560 Yeah, yeah, you look nice. 100 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,080 Hey, I want to talk to you about something, Bruno. 101 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,800 Don't take this the wrong way. 102 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,120 But I need to know what your intentions are tonight. 103 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,080 Why? We are at a party, right? 104 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,920 Right. Because I want to have a good time. 105 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,040 You get it, right? 106 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,240 Relax, I'll do my own thing. 107 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,000 There are guys who are more interesting than you here. 108 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,000 And now you're upset? 109 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:31,520 Okay. Bye, Bruno. 110 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,640 So, already had a fight with your ex? 111 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:48,960 He's not my ex! 112 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,800 Rai, I see that Minerva decided against the party in the end. 113 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:53,960 Not at all, dude. 114 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,040 It's her grandmother is very sick. 115 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:00,000 She wasn't in the mood, but believe me, she'll be here. 116 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,880 I'm not going. I already told Rai. 117 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,640 He told me your future depends on this party, okay? 118 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,200 And I think he was being serious. 119 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:11,440 Tell Rai... I'll see him in class on Monday. 120 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,560 W-wait! He's got a present for you! 121 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 What present? 122 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,400 Tell me or I won't go to the party. 123 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,360 The lady is dead, the apartment is empty... 124 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:47,080 but the flowers are still there. 125 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,000 They'll dry up and die. 126 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,480 She took such good care of them. 127 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:56,760 Listen, this afternoon, when you went out, did you go shopping? 128 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,360 Oh, yes. I bought an anti-slip mat for the shower. 129 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,360 At our advanced age, we can't risk breaking a hip. 130 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:08,080 - But our mat doesn't even slip at all. - Just in case. 131 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,160 All right, not just that. 132 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:21,200 Look, Glòria, in the bed... 133 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,080 It's boring. 134 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:25,520 What? 135 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:30,280 Yes, well, we... could maybe try... 136 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,760 in the... shower. 137 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,160 You know... 138 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:38,960 - What? - Nothing. 139 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,520 We have to make the best of our time. 140 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:04,960 Yes? 141 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,680 Why are you here? 142 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,000 What do you mean? You called me. 143 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,800 I did? 144 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,000 You don't remember? 145 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,840 Never mind. You can't even read or stand up. 146 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,440 Oh. 147 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,400 Listen to that. 148 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,320 Did you come here to insult me in my own home? 149 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,360 No, I came here to help you because you asked me. 150 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,576 But all of a sudden I get here 151 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,520 and I don't know, I annoy you. Make up your mind. 152 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:03,200 Excuse me. Excuse me, madam. 153 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,960 Come on, sit down. Sit down, I'll get you a drink. 154 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,200 No, I don't want anything, thank you. 155 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:13,120 Come on, are you going to let me drink my glass of cava alone, huh? 156 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,680 - María, please... - Or wine. 157 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,600 - Red wine's better. Yes. - María... 158 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,360 I've got all different colours of glasses. 159 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,816 I'm telling you I don't want anything! 160 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,200 Why would I care what you want? 161 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,680 This is my house and I can do whatever the fuck I want! 162 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:25,840 What are you doing? 163 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,920 Fuck, María... 164 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,280 Fuck. María! 165 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,720 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 166 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,080 Press. Press it down. 167 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,280 What? 168 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,280 - Don't call an ambulance. - Press there. 169 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:39,200 Will you shut the fuck up! 170 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:40,520 - Hang up! - Just press down. 171 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,320 Oh, my God, no! I didn't vote for Trump! 172 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:49,976 - Oh, come on, don't lie. - Please, girl. 173 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,880 - What? - Oh, my God! I didn't! 174 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,240 - That's a big surprise! - But I thought you liked guns. 175 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,480 Surprise? A major surprise. 176 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:56,960 You guys have no idea 177 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,120 about the ins and outs of American politics. 178 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,400 What you have here is a real freaking drama. 179 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:03,016 - That's going too far. - Come on. Drama? 180 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,440 I love American Politics, okay? 181 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,840 The Super Tuesday and the Ohio Caucus. 182 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:08,920 Iowa. 183 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,616 - Well... Yes. - Well, they sound the same. 184 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,000 Anyway, they are annoying. I'll explain it to you. 185 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,800 - Okay. - What's that "super chewday" thing? 186 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,560 "Super chewday." 187 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,400 Shit. Look at those two flirting. 188 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,640 Dude, is Etienne handsome? 189 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,520 - Sure. - You hooked up? 190 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,520 You don't tell me anything. 191 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,360 Of course, people like you recognise each other, right? 192 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,240 I mean, you have a connection, right? 193 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,760 Why do you say "people like you?" I'm not gay. 194 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,440 Well, right, but you're into everything. 195 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,096 So, then it's easy for you to know when a guy likes other guys. 196 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,320 Yeah, that's why I noticed you. 197 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,920 Oh, careful, be careful. 198 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,840 There's Minerva! 199 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:13,640 Attention, please! I have a very special present for Minerva! 200 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,920 Do you know what you can do with your trip to Argentina? 201 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,760 - Shove it up your ass, Rai. - Henry! 202 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,080 She wouldn't come until I told her your plan, Rai. 203 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,360 Do you think you can buy me? 204 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,576 Come on, let's cool down a bit, Minerva, okay? 205 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,080 You send me your private chauffeur 206 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,640 and try to buy me with a free plane ticket to Argentina? 207 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:29,880 Unbelievable. 208 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,720 Spaniards believe we, Latin Americans, 209 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,696 will crawl across the floor for a thousand Euros. 210 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,600 - In his face. - Yeah, that's insulting. 211 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,096 Do you think I hadn't thought of going? 212 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,920 That you gave me the great idea of visiting my grandmother? 213 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,680 You Spaniards are so condescending. 214 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:45,360 Of course! They discovered us. 215 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,360 Exactly. But they don't realise 216 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,000 we already existed before they arrived. 217 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,640 And they forget that they also have their own problems and dictatorships. 218 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,320 Ángel. Caracas. 219 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,400 Minerva. Buenos Aires. 220 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:00,000 You can buy me a drink but not a paid trip, okay? 221 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,520 And now she kisses him? Fuck, to hell with all of it! 222 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:15,720 Wait! Hold up! 223 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:25,880 Biel, wait up. 224 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,000 What's wrong? 225 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:35,920 Shit! Minerva doesn't accept the gift, but then she kisses him. 226 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,640 But why does everything come so easily for some people? 227 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,120 Love, m-money, school. 228 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,800 T-That posh guy will pass all his classes like it's nothing 229 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,120 and I'll have to drop out! 230 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,840 What the fuck are you talking about? 231 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,680 I'm useless at philosophy! What's even the point? 232 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,080 Shit. Biel, come on, don't be such a nihilist. 233 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,880 See? Nihilist! 234 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,640 What the fuck does nihilist even mean? 235 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,000 You know, Rai has problems, too. 236 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,000 Yeah, a 2,000-square-metre problem! 237 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,680 And without any effort, he gets the girl who's the most... 238 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,680 You like Minerva. 239 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,360 I like her a bit. 240 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:20,840 Pol, I'm telling you because you are my best friend in class. 241 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,680 I can trust you. 242 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,320 And I envy your talent for philosophy. 243 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,936 I just don't understand how you and Rai are such good friends. 244 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,440 He makes me sick! 245 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,360 He's not even handsome! Look, look. 246 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,200 Just look at these babies, blue eyes. 247 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,880 She doesn't even notice. 248 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,000 It sucks to be invisible. 249 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,400 Do you know where I am? 250 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,840 This is psych ward. 251 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,600 They'll keep you 24 hours for observation. 252 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,760 And what the fuck do they want to observe? 253 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,680 What are they, pre-Socratic doctors or what? 254 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,640 At least you haven't lost your sense of humour. 255 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,800 You've put me in here with the wackos. 256 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:30,560 If you leave, I'll call the doctors or the police or whoever I have to. 257 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,120 This is how you treat your mentor. 258 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,640 I earned my job myself. I owe you nothing. 259 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,040 You don't remember. 260 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:44,280 My conversation with the previous dean to sell him on my best student, huh? 261 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,200 We opened up a spot for you in the department 262 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,160 the day after you got your doctorate. 263 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,320 And I didn't deserve it? 264 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,016 No, tell me, because if I didn't, I'd like to know. 265 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,520 Yes, but I gave you the final little push. 266 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,240 And now you are locking me up here like a rat! 267 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,320 You can't teach when you're like this. 268 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,080 You'll take a sick leave on Monday, and I'll talk to your students. 269 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,040 Ha! You're becoming more and more like Eve Harrington. 270 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,560 María... you're an alcoholic. 271 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,000 If you admit you need help, you know where to find me. 272 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,280 Wanna see my weenie? 273 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,160 I'll cut it off. You fucking idiot! 274 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,320 Have you seen Oti? 275 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,920 No, I haven't seen her in a while. 276 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 All right. All right. 277 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,680 Hey, so this guy, Rai, 278 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,360 the Hispanic-Catalan... 279 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,776 I don't know, if you listen to him talking, it's like he's, uh, 280 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,400 the owner of a textile colony from last century. 281 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,096 I don't know, it's like the rich guy 282 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,640 invites the poor people over once a year to eat chicken. 283 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,896 But I have to admit 284 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,240 that the chicken, mm, so good. 285 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,960 What are you saying? That I should accept the gift? Is that it? 286 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,520 One should take advantage of strokes of luck. 287 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,599 Uh, Ángel, I don't want gifts. 288 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,760 Oh, I know. 289 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:14,119 But some buses only come through town once in a lifetime. 290 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:25,119 Oti? 291 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,800 Oti? 292 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,720 What? What the fuck are you doing? 293 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,976 - Shut up or they'll hear you! - Right, fuck, yeah, but... 294 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,096 I felt like taking a bath in a rich person's bathroom. 295 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,880 Relax, chill out. 296 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,280 - Go, and don't say anything to Rai. - Fine, fine. 297 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,840 Fuck, Oti. 298 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,200 Oh, my God! 299 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,760 I almost died! 300 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,000 It's okay, you're alive. 301 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,000 Oh, my God. 302 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,640 - You already finished it? - Hmm. 303 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,400 Cool, right? 304 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:38,960 Look. 305 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,360 I'm going to accept your gift. 306 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,536 You don't have to, Minerva, you were right... 307 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,120 But only as a loan, okay? 308 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,840 I'm going to pay you back every cent. Deal? 309 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,400 What do you say? 310 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,640 I just got very horny. 311 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,520 But... after what you said earlier... 312 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,080 What? 313 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,240 If we were to hook up now... 314 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,240 it'll look like Spain wants to fuck Argentina. 315 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,720 Well, I'll get on top then... 316 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,720 and Argentina will fuck Spain. 317 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,320 I haven't seen him for hours. 318 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,080 Can't find him, huh? 319 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,240 - Who? - Talking about Rai. 320 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,120 Yeah. Yeah, right, because we are friends. 321 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,200 Yeah. 322 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,200 Fuck, Bruno, if I had known... 323 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,960 You wouldn't have invited me. Right? 324 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,400 Enough, okay? I don't want to do this. 325 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,240 I know where he is. 326 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,040 But I don't think you should go there. 327 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,920 Dude, I told you you shouldn't go there. 328 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,480 Do you think I don't know they're together? 329 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,720 This isn't the first time they've fucked. 330 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,720 All right. Perfect. 331 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,560 You love that I saw that, right? 332 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,200 You wanted me to go in there and see it. 333 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,480 It's all because you're jealous, always chasing me. 334 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,880 Me? Chasing you? 335 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,520 Yeah, always after me, always pestering me, Bruno. 336 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:36,200 You came here because you wanted to watch me suffer, right? 337 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,800 You love that Minerva's here and now they're fucking. 338 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,000 Now there's nothing standing between me and you. 339 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,800 Thank God you came here to have a good time. 340 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,840 Do you really think that acting like this will get you anywhere with me? 341 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:52,320 What do you gain by provoking me, huh? 342 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,880 You think you're like your father? 343 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,200 Your father would feel sorry... 344 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,680 I went too far. 345 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,720 But I've never been in love with you. 346 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,680 The neighbour from the first floor is very nice, isn't he? 347 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,840 Yes, why? 348 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,560 I'll be right back. 349 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,640 Yeah! 350 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:55,520 Turn it on! 351 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,280 Where are you going? 352 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:10,600 I'm leaving. 353 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,880 Are you stealing from me? 354 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,880 You're seriously telling me you're gonna miss two bottles of whisky? 355 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,720 Man, but this is the good stuff. 356 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,640 Go fuck yourself, Rai. 357 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:25,720 Take 'em. 358 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,560 Here, keep your fucking bottles. 359 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,200 I'm done with you. I'm done with all your eccentricities. 360 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,960 I fucking love that Minerva blew up on you in front of everyone. 361 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,960 You don't know how much I enjoyed that. 362 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,400 You don't realise, but all this shit you're doing... 363 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,240 I mean, your whole life is fucking obscene. 364 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,680 If I want to throw a party at my mansion... I do it. 365 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,920 If I want to fuck my aunt, I fuck her. 366 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,800 And if I want to have friends, I buy them. 367 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:58,600 But you can't go yet. 368 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,640 You'll miss the best part. 369 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,000 What's he doing? 370 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,960 Who wants a vintage scooter? 371 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,040 I do! 372 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,600 I fucking hate this son of a bitch. 373 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,400 Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down. 374 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,440 If you want it, you have to earn it. 375 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,800 What are we supposed to do? 376 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,000 Very simple. Look at the bottom of the pool. 377 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:27,600 There are a lot of stones at the bottom, but only one of them has the letter "M". 378 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,360 "M" of "motor scooter." 379 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:35,080 But you can only participate if you jump in the water... butt naked. 380 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,640 Ooh! 381 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,080 Come on, man, he expects me to... 382 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,360 What? What the hell? You're already getting naked? 383 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,800 Dude, what are you doing? You don't have a driving license. 384 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,160 Well... I'll sell it, man. 385 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,456 Shit! Come on, it's fucking freezing! 386 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,680 Come on, it's fucking freezing! 387 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,480 All right. Countdown. 388 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:48,840 Five, four, three, two, one. 389 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,520 ♪ Everybody's bringing Flowers for Peggy ♪ 390 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,000 ♪ Flowers for Peggy ♪ 391 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,440 ♪ But when she opens up the door ♪ 392 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:15,240 ♪ Everyone's been claiming Things are heavy ♪ 393 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,560 ♪ But our Peggy ♪ 394 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,120 ♪ Doesn't say a word ♪ 395 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,800 ♪ Her next-door neighbour's Always talking about the war ♪ 396 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,760 ♪ He says you should have seen that girl When she was 24 ♪ 397 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,040 ♪ And now I know ♪ 398 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,520 ♪ Why everybody's bringing ♪ 399 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,840 ♪ Everybody's bringing ♪ 400 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,200 ♪ Everybody's bringing ♪ 401 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,560 ♪ Everybody's bringing ♪ 402 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,920 ♪ Bringing flowers for Peggy ♪ 403 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,880 What you did wasn't very ethical. 404 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,040 So do you want me to confess in front of everyone that I cheated? 405 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,400 You bastard, you hit me in my weak spot. 406 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,816 You know that, a few years ago, 407 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,480 I had to sell my scooter to pay for the electric bill? 408 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,680 And now you're dangling one right in front of my face. 409 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,880 I have integrity, and you know that. 410 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,040 Pol, I am not buying your friendship. 411 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,960 We were already friends, right? 412 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,040 Stop! Stop in the name of love! 413 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,040 But how can you accept this scooter? You! It's insulting. 414 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,240 It's also insulting not to accept it. 415 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,216 But why do you have those arms and those pecs like 416 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,840 the Discobolus of Myron? 417 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,480 And why are you taking my scooter? 418 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,880 All right, get on, Mr. Caracas, before I change my mind. 419 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,320 Wait, I'll go get my shirt first. Don't you move! 420 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,000 No. Wait. Hold on. 421 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:27,880 Now we can be twins. 422 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,960 Okay. 423 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,080 - May I hold on to you? - Of course. 424 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,400 Hold on tighter, man. Like this. 425 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,880 Together, in the front line. 426 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,120 Like two soldiers from the Sacred Band of Thebes. 427 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,040 What sacred band? 428 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,360 - What are you talking about? - Come on! 429 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,720 Vidal, I'll be off sick for a week, 430 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,960 but I'll be back in time to give the Master's classes. 431 00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,240 No, you're no longer doing the Master class. 432 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,400 Oh, I'm not? 433 00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,760 Then who the fuck is teaching in the fucking Master class? 434 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,880 Stop with the drama. It's pathetic. 435 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,800 Accuse me directly of stealing your spot. 436 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:13,360 Okay. You stole my fucking spot, you goddamn thief. 437 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,080 I didn't steal anything. It's Vidal who doesn't want you. 438 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,160 He offered it to you, you bitch. 439 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,600 How many times have you fucked that little fascist? 440 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,320 Look, I'm not going to refuse teaching Master classes 441 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,920 out of loyalty to an alcoholic 442 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,800 who takes her thermos of magic potion to class. 443 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,840 When you finally have kids, they'll hate you. 444 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,120 I can't stand you any longer. 445 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,560 I'm going to ask to be moved to another office. 446 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,040 You deny the evidence, you're being completely idiotic, 447 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,320 and you disgust me, so I'm leaving 448 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,760 All right. I have a drinking problem. 449 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,600 And what do you suggest, huh? 450 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,240 Besides taking all my classes. 451 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,520 Locking me up with a bunch of sexual degenerates. 452 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,840 In the hospital, they told me about a support group. 453 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:05,360 Oh! My name is María and I'm an alcoholic? 454 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,080 We're not in small town Minnesota. 455 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,440 I refuse to join a group of fucked up people. 456 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,560 I still have my dignity. My foundations are solid. 457 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:21,160 Yes, go on, you've got what you wanted: your Master class and your own office. 458 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,040 Don't ever treat me like a child again! 459 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,240 I treat you like a sick person. 460 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,240 And now I'm leaving. 461 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,720 And, if that's okay with you, I'll slam the door. 462 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,040 May I slam the door? 463 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,640 Every day you get more like me! 464 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,120 Hey, listen. 465 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,960 "Philosophical discussion ends in a violent shoot out. 466 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,720 In a bar in the Austrian..." Come on. 467 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,920 "In a bar of the Austrian town of Feldkirch, 468 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,720 two women were having a heated argument 469 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,640 - over the life of the philosopher... - Two! 470 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,160 ...Ludwig Wittgenstein". 471 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,080 - Wittgenstein. - "The debate got heated 472 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,360 when they talked about the fortune of the philosopher... 473 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,016 - Enough. - ...as Wittgenstein gave it up 474 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,696 in order to lead a simple and humble life." 475 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,080 - Amazing. Wow. - Yes, I knew that. 476 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,096 "One of the women took out a gun and shot it twice. 477 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,760 The victim is in hospital in critical condition." 478 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,016 - Amazing. I'm gonna frame this. - Make copies for all of us. 479 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,840 - Hey, what's up? - Hey. 480 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,480 Hey. 481 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,720 You're finally going to Argentina to see your grandma? 482 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,840 Yes. I accepted the gift only as a loan. 483 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,520 I'm glad to hear it. 484 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,720 Your Rai, always full of surprises. 485 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,720 - My Rai? - Mm-hmm. 486 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,760 Dude. No one belongs to anyone, okay? 487 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,480 So, did you have time to clean up after the party? 488 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,200 I have to get the stones from the bottom of the pool, okay? 489 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,440 - Yeah. - Who's helping me? 490 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,856 Pol and Minerva should do it. They're in debt to you. 491 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,800 They'll be your slaves forever. 492 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,640 Good morning! 493 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,720 Where's Bolaño? 494 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,360 Let's quiet down, please. 495 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,000 Does anyone know why there's no teacher's lounge in this building anymore? 496 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,840 Hmm, lack of space? 497 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,440 No. There was a teacher's lounge, 498 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,320 but nobody wanted to clean it or change the filter in the coffee machine. 499 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:06,520 We all allowed the space to deteriorate and now we have to buy our coffee at cafe. 500 00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:07,600 I am telling you this 501 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,760 so that you see that just because we are Philosophy lecturers 502 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,400 and give ourselves medals for thinking deeply about things, 503 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,239 that doesn't stop us from behaving shamefully. 504 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,960 We don't speak much amongst ourselves. 505 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,199 I, for instance, only have one friend. María Bolaño. 506 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,679 She's now on sick leave, for the moment, I'll take over her classes. 507 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,800 I would applaud, but I can't. 508 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:36,880 Aren't you on sick leave? 509 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,679 My mental health is intact, that's good enough. 510 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:43,880 Sure. 511 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,239 Or do I dedicate myself to laying bricks for a living? 512 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,239 María... 513 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,400 Why don't you stay? 514 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,760 You can help me by writing whatever comes into my head on the board. 515 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,800 You know I'd do it myself if I could. 516 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,520 No, thank you. 517 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:18,880 Voilà. 518 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,160 Well, well. Philosophy's great hope. 519 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,320 You okay? 520 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,040 What happened to your arm? 521 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,480 Hmm, I tried to hit a CIS pollster, 522 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,920 but I had the bad luck that he defended himself with his aluminium folder. 523 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,360 And you? Why are you here? 524 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,040 I came to tell you I didn't like your behaviour. 525 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,480 You might consider not turning your class into a side show. 526 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,520 You're not doing yourself any favours. 527 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,400 Wait, wait, hold on. 528 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,440 Repeat that, because this is hilarious. 529 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,760 Are you really trying to scold me right now? 530 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,880 I'm just here to tell you that everyone's beginning to wonder if you're okay. 531 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,120 People are starting to talk. 532 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,720 Let them fucking talk. 533 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,680 I mean, what makes you think you know me? 534 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,280 How dare you talk to me like that? 535 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,560 You know, I'm not your high school teacher. 536 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,480 I'm your college professor. 537 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,536 Yeah, but I'm your student and I've seen your tits. 538 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,920 And made sure you were safe when you're completely wasted. 539 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,600 So, yes, I think I know you. 540 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,680 And what gives you the right to lecture me, you asshole? 541 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,480 You're the one who didn't grade my paper, 542 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,896 who played the folder trick on me and this whole year has... 543 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,760 Oh, my God, here we go again with the folders trick. 544 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,200 Have you been drinking? 545 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,520 A matter of fact, no, because I can't open the bottle. 546 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,040 There you go. 547 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,280 If you take one more drink, I think your sick leave will last for years. 548 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,120 And I won't be able to come to your classes. 549 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,320 Oh, how sad for you. 550 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,160 Well, for your information, 551 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,840 my golden years as a professor are long gone. 552 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,520 I am tired all ready. I used to have energy, now I don't. 553 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,720 And I'm sorry that I am not your Merlí. 554 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,960 The hell you're not. 555 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,760 Of course you are. 556 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,840 I've known it since the first day you walked in class making a joke. 557 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:35,680 And you are, because every morning I wake up wanting to come to your class. 558 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,960 And because I'm certain that when I'm learning from you, 559 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,920 I'll, one day, teach my own students. 560 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,680 Don't you get it? 561 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,560 That's why I need you to look after yourself. 562 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,520 Because I've already lost one teacher. 563 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,560 - Less than a minute. - Because you distracted me. 564 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,736 Do you know what I was thinking about down there? 565 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,800 What? 566 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,040 That I would live in this house with you and Minerva. 567 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,040 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 568 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,560 Not bad. A little student suite. 569 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,640 Why did you give me the scooter? 570 00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,120 Dude, for the first time in my life I get to choose what I want to do. 571 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,480 Well, what I want to do, what I want to study... 572 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,120 and give any presents I feel like... 573 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,440 and choose my friends. 574 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,840 I also have to want to be your friend. It goes both ways. 575 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,320 Come on, haven't you already proven that we're friends? 576 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,200 I have proven way more than that. 577 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,880 Knowing what I want... 578 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,920 you give me a fucking scooter, you invite me over to your place... 579 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,960 The normal thing would be to keep your distance. 580 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,520 Okay, things got out of hand, but I didn't know you would be into me. 581 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,320 You know what? 582 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,240 Twenty-five hundred years ago, 583 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,840 you and I would have fought with the Sacred Band of Thebes. 584 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,400 It was an army made up of a 150 couples. 585 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,680 They were warriors, 586 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,000 and they gave it all in battle, because they were friends and lovers. 587 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:45,640 Bravest ones. 588 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,160 Wow, I love it. Dude, I love it, it's awesome. 589 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,760 Where did you get that from? 590 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,480 I like reading about ancient history. 591 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,000 A-And what if a soldier failed one of them? 592 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,080 Hm? 593 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,760 Imagine if, uh, the soldier doesn't defend the other properly 594 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,576 - and ends up fatally injured. - Hmm. Mm-hmm. 595 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,920 What then? 596 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,440 Then he kissed him goodbye. 597 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,960 But we are not in Thebes 2,000 years ago. 598 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:34,960 No, no, of course not. 599 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:45,560 I know you like giving presents, but I don't want consolation prizes. 600 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,280 You get it, right, Casamiquela? 601 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,280 Understood, Rubio. 602 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,040 Hey... 603 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,040 about the, uh, motor scooter you've suddenly acquired. 604 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,560 Can you explain it? 605 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,600 Oh, you noticed. 606 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,920 - I got a new scooter. - Mm-hmm. 607 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,680 Let's say it fell out of the sky. 608 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,160 Yeah. 609 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:39,960 You found a magic lamp, you rubbed it and the genie appeared. 610 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,720 Rai. 611 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,840 It's almost insulting. 612 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,280 Although don't look a gift horse... 613 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,840 Can you imagine having that much money 614 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,480 and being able to just give people presents? 615 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,360 Rai gives away scooters, and you water geraniums, Dad. 616 00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,920 Generosity isn't a class thing. 617 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,360 Yes. We all do what we can. 618 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,440 Uh... Are you, uh... 619 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,920 Are you a couple or what's going on? 620 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,960 I think it's better if I don't spend too much time with him. 621 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,320 Men is not something I know much about, 622 00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,160 but I think that, deep down... 623 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:27,600 I guess it must be the same as with women, right? 624 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,800 Well, not exactly the same, 625 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,000 because we don't have the same thing between our legs. 626 00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,080 I'm sorry, just kidding, just kidding. 627 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,800 No. 628 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,480 - I love it when you say things like that. - Mm. 629 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,360 We haven't really talked that much. Have we, Dad? 630 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,440 No. 631 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,000 One step at a time. 632 00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,560 We don't have to talk about every little thing all at once. 633 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,800 Ooh!