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<i>The launch of the first</i>
<i>Soviet artificial Earth satellite</i>

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<i>a quarter of a century ago</i>
<i>ushered in the space age for humanity.</i>

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<i>In April 1961, Yuri Gagarin took off.</i>

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<i>The first man to cross</i>
<i>the threshold of space.</i>

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<i>Humans began to conquer</i>
<i>the immediate space.</i>

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<i>You're kind of red.</i>

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<i>Well, I'm not slacking off.</i>

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<i>I'm working pretty hard.</i>

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Working as a bee.

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Male bees explode after ejaculation

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and their genitals remain
trapped in the queen.

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You're lucky you're not a bumblebee, baby.

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Will you excuse me for a moment?

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Sorry. I think you should go.

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What?

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How disappointed are you
on a scale of one to ten?

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Lukáš!

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Here we go again.

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I really tried. But I can't be with a girl

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who seriously thinks that
a male bee is a bumblebee.

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<i>Or with a girl who feels</i>
<i>the whole universe</i>

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<i>flowing through her chakras.</i>

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You have to learn to breathe in happiness

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and breathe out love.

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Or who bites her nails all the time

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and makes that unbearable sound.

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<i>And it's not just sounds,</i>

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<i>it's also words.</i>

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Behind you! Behind you! Turn around!

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I don't know how to help you anymore!

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A quick break-up is a very
responsible and human solution.

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Do you think I'm completely stupid?

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How dare you! Don't call me anymore!

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<i>I have never ever, but really never,</i>

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<i>honestly told any girl that I love her.</i>

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<i>I prefer a scientific approach,</i>

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<i>without any unnecessary emotion.</i>

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It's often misunderstood.

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<i>You surely understand my life's not easy.</i>

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<i>On top of that,</i>
<i>I live in a house of horrors.</i>

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<i>My nosy neighbors investigative</i>
<i>everything like Mulder and Scully.</i>

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THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE

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<i>And the new neighbor</i>
<i>from the fourth floor…</i>

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<i>I feel like entering her in a talent show.</i>

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Go and sing in another town!

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<i>My name is Lukáš Kučera,</i>

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<i>I'm about to turn forty</i>
<i>and I respect natural selection.</i>

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Too bad Darwin didn't mention

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what to do with jilted
lovers in his theory.

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<i>Welcome to my world.</i>

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Am I asking for too much?

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By wanting her to be pretty,
nice, smart, and a good cook?

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And interested in space exploration?

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Lukáš, you know I really like you,
but sometimes you act like an idiot.

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Here, hold this.

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Stop analyzing the girls so much!

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No…

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<i>My colleague Roman is right.</i>

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<i>Analysis is my nature.</i>

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- No!
- <i>I'm an editor of a science journal</i>

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<i>called</i> Man and the Universe.

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- Come here!
- Don't cry.

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<i>I'm practicing sipping food</i>
<i>through a straw.</i>

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<i>Like astronauts.</i>

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<i>Trying to make it to the finals</i>
<i>of the suborbital flight competition.</i>

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<i>If it works out,</i>

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<i>I'll take part in a year-long</i>
<i>training program in Paris.</i>

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<i>And the winner gets to ride</i>
<i>in a real spaceship in Earth orbit.</i>

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- <i>I know I can do it.</i>
- Goal!

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<i>But Roman is right</i>
<i>about the other thing, too.</i>

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<i>Sometimes I do act like an idiot.</i>

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<i>Oh, well.</i>

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<i>Once again, my evolutionary</i>
<i>advantage is quite obvious.</i>

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<i>As my mother says…</i>

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You're not that ugly, Lukáš.

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So why can't you keep a girl
for more than two months?

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<i>My mother, Eva.</i>

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<i>The only woman in the world</i>

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- <i>I've kept for more than two months.</i>
- And what about the…

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<i>She's been working</i>
<i>at the planetarium all her life.</i>

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<i>I've seen her</i>
Adventurous Journey to Mars <i>57 times.</i>

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I've never told her,
but I really love her.

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Bravo!

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<i>…dwarf star, or is it C, a neutron star?</i>

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C, a neutron star.

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<i>The day she quit smoking,</i>
<i>she started knitting.</i>

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<i>No, it was C, a neutron star.</i>
<i>So it is minus five points for you.</i>

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That Jitka from your office
is nice, isn't she?

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She likes children, I can tell.

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<i>She gives me a lot of hints</i>
<i>as to what would make her really happy.</i>

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This is for your future baby.

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<i>She keeps saying that every mother</i>
<i>wants her child to be happy.</i>

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Every mother wants her child to be happy

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and have a family of its own.

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<i>Last year, my mother was diagnosed</i>
<i>with dilated cardio… something.</i>

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<i>A heart disease, in short.</i>

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<i>She needs a transplant.</i>

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<i>She's on the waiting list.</i>

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<i>But it's a long list.</i>

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<i>I can't sleep lately.</i>

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<i>I'm waiting for that heart with her.</i>

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<i>But that stupid disease waits for nothing</i>

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<i>and acts as if it owned my mother.</i>

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Is Apollo in here?

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- Apollo!
- Excuse me?

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Apollo, get out now or I'll kick you!

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Apollo, where are you?

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One more escape
and I'll get you castrated!

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You're the one
from the fourth floor, right?

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Natalia Medzihorská.
I moved in last Thursday, hi.

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Lukáš.

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Lukáš Kučera.

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Aren't rabbits a bit risky
for pregnant women?

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He pisses me off sometimes,
but I would never hurt him.

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Ah, the first man on the Moon!

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No, it is <i>Baron Munchausen</i>,
the first man on the Moon was--

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Gagarin! I know.

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Armstrong.

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And Baron Munchausen
is a fictional character,

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a notorious liar who makes up
unbelievable stories.

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- You're a weirdo.
- I love him.

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- So gay!
- So homophobic!

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So sexist. You think you can
lecture me because I'm a woman?

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So moronic…

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You're acting like a pregnant woman.
Have a chocolate bar.

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Since your rabbit is named
after a space program,

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I thought you might like to know more.

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Apollo is a disco club
where I used to work.

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The sex organ of an arachnid
is eight times longer than its body

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and does not need close contact.

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It can mate with any female within range.

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Exactly like this tenor in our choir.

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And did you know that

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Irene is about to have her
fourth grandchild? Fourth!

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Mom, don't get upset.
You know you're forbidden to.

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Hello, beautiful!

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Its skin is completely transparent.

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And how that little heart is beating…

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Mom!

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For a patient with dilated cardiomyopathy,

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even a small infection can be fatal.

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In addition, your mother
suffered significant myocardial damage.

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What?

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What do you mean?

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Lukáš, I've known you since
we were little. I'll be honest with you.

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There's nothing I can do at this stage.

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How much time does she have left?

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The end can come almost any time.

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She's on that list.

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She's waiting for her new heart.

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Waiting for a suitable donor
can take several years.

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I am so sorry.

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If you know about anything
that would make her happy,

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do it now!

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Mom.

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Mommy.

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I'd like you to meet someone.

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Hello.

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This is Natalia,

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my partner

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and

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the future mother of our child.

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What?

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Yes. It's true.

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We met and… Boom!

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Huge love.

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And suddenly she's a preggo
and I don't even know how.

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I have never

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been happier.

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Luke,

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my dear boy,
why didn't you tell me earlier?

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How come I didn't know?

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So, you

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are Natalia.

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May I?

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God, that's beautiful.

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I never thought I'd live to see this.

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And when is the baby due?

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- In January!
- In September!

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She is Slovak.

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It can be confusing.

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Sooner or later.

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It's a beautiful language!

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That's why I chose Natalia,
amongst other things.

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I can't believe that.

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I can't wait for the actual birth-giving.
Cutting the umbilical cord,

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placenta…

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Awesome!

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And, and, and

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do you live together?

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I'm a curious woman, you see? So?

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Yes! I am staying at Luke's.

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But why didn't you tell me?

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Are you ashamed of me?

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Or is he like that to you too, Natalia?

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All the time.

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Mom, we have to go now, you have to rest.

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No, not yet,
I want to know more about Natalia

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She's from Slovakia, mom.
She likes potato gnocchi.

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Natalia!

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Take care of my little Luke, please.

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Here you go.

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Thanks.

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It's great what you did for her.

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You can go now.

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Cheer up.

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And who will lead our choir now?

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You shouldn't have come here.
I can't believe they let you go.

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The way I die is only my choice.

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And someone who's hiding
his pregnant girlfriend

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won't give me any lectures! Move it!

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Hello?

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What?!

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We have a heart! She shall live!

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Oh, dear!

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I mean… My mom will live.

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Not the conductor here.

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He's dead for good.

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HEMODIALYSIS / PULMONARY WARD

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We'll keep her here for observation
for some time.

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Your mother is still in danger.

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There is a number
of possible complications.

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Lukáš! You stud!

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Lukáš is here!

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- What are you doing here?
- Your mom told me everything.

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So you're gonna be a dad! That's a blast!

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- Yeah!
- Congratulations!

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Helena, this is my cousin Adam.

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Dočekalová, nice to meet you.

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Another snow globe!

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Isn't he a darling?

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And where is Natalia? We want to see her.

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The girls are very impatient. And so am I.

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Where is she?

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Natalia,

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she couldn't make it.

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How come? Why?

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- She left.
- Where?

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<i>Watch out!</i>

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To the Tatra Mountains.

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- <i>Can't you be more careful?</i>
- She's a passionate climber.

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I'll be in my office.

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Wait, a climber?

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She's pregnant, for God's sake!

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Yeah, but don't worry,

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I told her to fall only from low heights.

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Call her right now. Come on!

250
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,040
Yeah, call her, we want to say hello.

251
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,640
My phone is dead.

252
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,880
You're such a dummy, Lukáš.

253
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,960
Take mine! Come on, come on.

254
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,480
Call her!

255
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,480
Roman Dobeš speaking.

256
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,080
It's me, honey.

257
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,440
Lukáš. How are you?

258
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:30,840
Lukáš?

259
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,320
I miss you too.

260
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,680
Listen, I've got three ladies here,
and they've got something to say, okay?

261
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,520
Hello, Natalka!

262
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,360
Fingers crossed!

263
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,520
Hello there, Natalka!

264
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,120
Are you happy?

265
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,080
Lukáš, who are those chicks?

266
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,360
Give it to me. I want to talk to her!

267
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,000
Oh, you got to go? What a shame.

268
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,760
You're drunk, aren't you?

269
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,640
No, you hang up.

270
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,400
No, you hang up.

271
00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,920
No, you hang up!

272
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,800
No, you hang up!

273
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,280
You better block this number.

274
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,440
Okay. And cherish the treasure
you carry in your belly.

275
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,880
Bye-bye.

276
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,200
Doctor, do you have a minute?

277
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:18,400
Yes.

278
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:24,640
I accidentally kicked the couch at home
yesterday and my little toe hurts a lot.

279
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,880
- Maybe it's broken, may I show it you?
- No! Put some ice on it.

280
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,200
And could you have a look

281
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,000
here?

282
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,920
Something's growing there.

283
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:40,320
Maybe it's a tumor,
it wasn't there in the morning.

284
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,080
It's a piece of beetroot.

285
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,320
Do you often snack without your shirt on?

286
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:54,520
Yes, I do, to keep track
of my subcutaneous fat.

287
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,840
I have to go now.

288
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,240
You're very pretty!

289
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,800
You are not my type.

290
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:10,520
The last time I was someone's type,
I was a blood donor.

291
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,320
I'm a B.

292
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,640
I'd like to take you out. Next Wednesday?

293
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,560
8 p.m.? At Stereo Bar?

294
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,400
SCIENCE AND THE UNIVERSE

295
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,600
- And don't call me from the brothel again.
- Yeah, sorry.

296
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,600
- My wife could pick it up, you see?
- I said I was sorry.

297
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,240
EDITORIAL OFFICE

298
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,960
What happened?

299
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,240
We have a new owner.

300
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,440
Are they going to fire anyone?

301
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,000
I know where they could start.

302
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,240
They merged us with a lifestyle magazine.

303
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,760
I'm not gonna get upset, it's just a job.

304
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,560
I won't get upset.

305
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,520
No scientific studies on cosmology
from now on.

306
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,880
We need to focus on mobile apps and games.

307
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,040
At least we'll have more readers, right?

308
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,880
And this office

309
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,640
won't be ours anymore.

310
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,600
My dearest little table.

311
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:41,160
And the management
has sent us a new colleague.

312
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,640
A show business specialist.

313
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:48,000
This is our new colleague, Kamila Jansová.

314
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,720
Hello.

315
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,280
Tell us something about yourself, Kamila.

316
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:54,840
My name is Kamila.

317
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,200
My first job was at <i>the Millennium Weekly</i>.

318
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,080
And my most read article is called

319
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:03,440
"Top 5 answers for in any situation
when you don't know what's going on."

320
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,320
And what was the best answer?

321
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,600
"There's nothing you can do."

322
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,880
Where's my mom?

323
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,920
Unfortunately, there was nothing
we could do. You're late.

324
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,080
Half an hour ago,
she simply signed out and left.

325
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,440
I discussed the situation with her
and prescribed medication.

326
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,360
Could you wait outside?

327
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,120
So, is she's okay?

328
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,120
Is she?

329
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,840
I wouldn't call it "okay."

330
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,160
I'm sorry.

331
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:17,400
There is an increased risk
of sudden cardiac arrest.

332
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,760
She mustn't get upset
under any circumstances.

333
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,320
She might not survive it.

334
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,560
But…

335
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,040
No way.

336
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,600
I mean it.

337
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,200
This…

338
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,880
This is a Holter monitor.
She wears it under her clothes.

339
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,480
If you hear this sound…

340
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,320
call an ambulance at once. Is that clear?

341
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,120
But…

342
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,920
What about that pregnant neighbor?
Her grandchild and all that.

343
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,840
Should I tell her the truth or…?

344
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,240
Have you been listening to me?

345
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,760
No stress.

346
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,920
It would kill her.

347
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,520
It's my mom.

348
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,320
- <i>Where are you?</i>
- Mom?

349
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:05,360
- How are you?
- <i>I can't reach Natalia. Are you with her?</i>

350
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,960
No, no. She's at… home.

351
00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,840
She's been a bit sick,
being pregnant and all that.

352
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,720
- With me.
- <i>So she's back from the Tatras already?</i>

353
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,760
Yes. There were too many
Czech tourists for her taste.

354
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,040
<i>So, I'm coming to your place.</i>
<i>At least we'll have time to chat properly.</i>

355
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,480
No! Don't do that!

356
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,840
<i>I'm getting a taxi. Bye.</i>

357
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,080
Damn it!

358
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,280
Damn it. Please, answer it.

359
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,600
Answer the phone, Natalia!

360
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,280
- Yes?
- Natalia!

361
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,280
- My mother's been released from hospital.
- That's great! Congratulations.

362
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,720
No, it's really bad!

363
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,080
- She's coming to our place!
- What "our" place? We haven't got one.

364
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,760
Exactly. She mustn't realize
you're not my girlfriend!

365
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,000
Lukáš, tell her the truth.

366
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,320
I can't! It would kill her.

367
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,920
I need your help, please!

368
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,400
- I don't want to lie, you see?
- But it's not a lie.

369
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,760
It's just a parallel truth.

370
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,440
Sorry, bye.

371
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,000
Natalia, no!

372
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,560
How did you get here so fast?

373
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,920
Wait, Mom. Take your time.
You had a serious surgery.

374
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,360
- I'm allowed to climb stairs.
- Yes.

375
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,200
It's good to see you like this,
standing upright.

376
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,000
How about a cup of a coffee?

377
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,080
I can't drink coffee now.

378
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,280
Mom, wait,

379
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,840
listen,

380
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,080
sit down.

381
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,240
I have to tell you something.

382
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,720
You know…

383
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,920
Hello there!

384
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,760
Home already? I'm making a salad.

385
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,840
I still have a broccoli to cut.

386
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,480
- We wanted to surprise you, Natalia.
- What are you looking at, babe?

387
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,920
Hurry, wash your hands and take off
your jacket. You're a messy eater.

388
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,000
So what did you want to tell me?

389
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,920
I started eating broccoli!

390
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,360
What about the Tatras, Natalia?

391
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,760
You should be more responsible.

392
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,240
What?

393
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,520
Eh…

394
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,880
I told her you'd been to the mountains.

395
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,640
What? Why would I go there?

396
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,960
Because you're a mountaineer.

397
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,000
Yeah, stop denying that, girl.

398
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,440
Luke told me.

399
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,240
I see.

400
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,880
Well, we actually met
while climbing rocks.

401
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,560
Really?

402
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,680
Tell me more!

403
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,000
Well, go ahead.

404
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,640
- No, you tell her.
- No, you tell her.

405
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,560
You tell her, sweetheart.

406
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,360
You tell her, teddy bear.

407
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,000
You remember it better, honey.

408
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,840
And you are a better storyteller,
my sweet little fool!

409
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,840
Well, so how was it?

410
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,240
Eh…

411
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,600
I went for a walk, for a hike,

412
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,240
because it's healthy.

413
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,240
And suddenly, in the middle of the path,

414
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,800
Apollo appeared.

415
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,800
But you didn't know him back then.

416
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:25,440
That's right.

417
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,000
So I was thinking…

418
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,040
A rabbit, here in the mountains?

419
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,280
He must have wandered off.

420
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,920
And he started screaming so loudly.
Luke is terribly scared of bunnies.

421
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,920
I screamed to drive away
all the wolves and bears.

422
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,040
And then I rappelled down the rock.

423
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,480
I was afraid someone was hurting him.

424
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,920
She looked so strange in that harness
and with her giant belly…

425
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,360
Giant belly?

426
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,200
I was really fat back then.

427
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,080
She looked like a barrel!

428
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,120
It's a miracle the rope didn't break,

429
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,000
isn't it, my dear?

430
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:01,960
And what about the wedding?

431
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:03,880
Pickled gherkins!

432
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,560
I'm dying for pickles right now!

433
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,280
Will you have some, too?

434
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,520
The compote cabinet.

435
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,280
The compote cabinet, sure.

436
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,560
Lukáš!

437
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,480
How many times do I have to tell you

438
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,840
that holiday stuff
doesn't belong in the kitchen?

439
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,560
I'm so sorry.

440
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,840
Mom,

441
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,600
we don't want to get married yet.

442
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,560
I'll be right back.

443
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,000
Are you okay?

444
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,920
Don't worry.

445
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,880
Thanks! Thank you very much!

446
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,960
- You're awesome!
- I know.

447
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,240
How did you get it in, anyway?

448
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,360
There's a spare key under your doormat,

449
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,120
very original.

450
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,440
Lean back, we need a neutral background!

451
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,000
Lean forward now!

452
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,200
I'll do anything for you in return.
Anything!

453
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,880
- Okay, I need to live here.
- What?

454
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,520
Just for a while,
until I find a new place.

455
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,120
I had to move out of my flat,
it was too pricey.

456
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,800
And you didn't know that beforehand?

457
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,880
I did, but I didn't know
it would so hard to find a job.

458
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,840
You don't have a job?

459
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,160
So what did you do for a living before?

460
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,520
Well?

461
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,080
Apollo.

462
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,520
Where? What's wrong with him?

463
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,960
No, I mean the disco.

464
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,120
It's a dance club in Trnava.

465
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,400
You're a stripper?!

466
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,480
I am not! Not anymore, anyway.

467
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,920
There is no way you are living here.

468
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,200
Eva, we have to tell you something.

469
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,760
What are you doing? Are you crazy?

470
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,240
So you agree with my proposal?

471
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,280
What's going on?

472
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,000
I do.

473
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,520
We just wanted to tell you

474
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,720
we are very happy
that you are feeling well.

475
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,640
Do you think I'm completely stupid?

476
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,680
That I wouldn't notice?

477
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,680
What do you mean?

478
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,800
- What do I mean?
- The matter between you two.

479
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,240
Or the lack of it, to be more precise.

480
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,160
Is it that noticeable?

481
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,360
Luke, I am your mother,
you don't have to play

482
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,640
any games with me.

483
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,560
I told you.

484
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:09,640
- Mom, I wanted to…
- You didn't smile at her even once,

485
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,040
nor gave her a single kiss.

486
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,320
You had a row, didn't you?

487
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,400
Yes, we did.

488
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,280
She cries while watching cooking shows
and it drives me crazy.

489
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,320
Dear God! I wonder who you take after.

490
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,560
Give her a kiss, right now.

491
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,520
- Now?
- Right now!

492
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,480
- Right now?
- Right now!

493
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,120
You don't have to. I forgive you.

494
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,760
Don't tell me how to raise my son.

495
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,880
Come on, Lukáš, do it.

496
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,080
Yeah.

497
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,960
What was that?

498
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,320
Are you kidding me or what?

499
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,080
Kiss properly.

500
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,600
Okay, then.

501
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,440
That's much better. Sweethearts.

502
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:13,320
And the concert is tomorrow
at 7:00, be there on time.

503
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,840
And buy Natalia something nice to wear.

504
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,880
Judging by the photos on the fridge,

505
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,080
she wears the same clothes all the time.

506
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,320
Apollo, bye!

507
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,440
- Good-bye, children!
- Good night, Mom.

508
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,360
You'll sleep
on the couch in the living room.

509
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,280
The rabbit is not allowed in the bedroom.

510
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,080
And the rabbit
is not allowed in the bedroom.

511
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,720
Get up!
We're going to the concert tonight.

512
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,120
We need to get know
each other before that.

513
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,680
I'm not going anywhere.

514
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,000
The only thing that is not too tight
around the waist are my pajamas.

515
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,400
Listen… I'm not excited about it either.

516
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,200
I have a date later tonight.

517
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,960
But you live here and
you're my girlfriend for a while.

518
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:24,280
- Okay?
- And what happens after that "while"?

519
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,600
Mom is going to have a check-up.

520
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,880
And then you tell her the truth?

521
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:40,080
So, Mr. Lukáš, where are you from
and what are your hobbies?

522
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:44,280
I don't know. Isn't that obvious, though?

523
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,520
How about you?

524
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,720
I love animals.
We had a lot of pets back at home.

525
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,320
Turtles, parrots,

526
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,240
hamsters, guinea pigs.

527
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,640
Even grasshoppers! And a slug.

528
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,560
I roasted it in the sun by accident.

529
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,560
Toads, frogs,

530
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,800
Dajinka the tree-frog, Arnold the iguana…

531
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,320
A lot fish.

532
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,880
Simba the dachshund, he got run over.

533
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,840
Then there was a cat, a ferret,
Pinky and Dinky, the two lab mice.

534
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,120
We had a rat, a chinchilla,

535
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,920
a scorpion, a tarantula.

536
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,640
They escaped together.

537
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,040
Then a chameleon, a grass snake,

538
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,720
a hedgehog and another spider.

539
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,120
We set up an ant farm, which was horrible.

540
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,800
It fell apart the other day and the ants
started crawling all over the flat.

541
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,680
A newt, a lizard,

542
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:33,840
Bubbles the cat.

543
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,200
Josephine the cat.

544
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,040
Cleopatra the cat.

545
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,080
Apollo the rabbit.

546
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,400
And that's all.

547
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,920
Geez, it's late.
I have to go on that date.

548
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,120
Go!

549
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,400
You stay here, clap at the end
and then disappear, okay?

550
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,880
Just go.

551
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,440
Natalka! Natalka, wait. Stay.

552
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,320
I want to show you to the girls.

553
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,280
- But I have to…
- Oh, so this is her!

554
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,680
That's right, Maruška.
This is our Natalia.

555
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,120
- Good evening.
- Good evening.

556
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,760
Congratulations on your blessed condition!

557
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,400
- Where is Luke?
- He went on a date.

558
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,000
She's even witty.

559
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,600
You see? And I thought Luke was a fairy.

560
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,240
This grandchild
got my blood flowing again.

561
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,600
We even started raising money
for her funeral in the choir.

562
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,520
And what do you do for a living, Natalia?

563
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,160
I used to be a dancer.

564
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,400
Really? I love ballet!

565
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,320
You haven't mentioned it before, Natalka.

566
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,760
Our new conductor
also works with a ballet company.

567
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,480
He's somewhere from your place,
from Slovakia.

568
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,360
I'm sure you know each other.

569
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,160
Peter! Peter, come here.

570
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,760
Excuse me. Yes, ladies?

571
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,800
Look who we've got here,
she's a ballerina!

572
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,280
- Good evening.
- Good evening.

573
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,480
So you dance. And in what productions?

574
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,680
Eh… In those that…

575
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,280
where they have those

576
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,920
backdrops, wooden wings on the stage.

577
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:18,920
But you're right.

578
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,400
I think I've seen you dance before.

579
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,280
But where was it?

580
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,560
- Hang on, I will remember.
- It doesn't matter, don't worry.

581
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,880
Wasn't it in Trnava?

582
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,960
I used to go there on business trips
a lot.

583
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:40,760
Goodbye.

584
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,440
And how was the wedding, Natalka?

585
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,360
Well, we haven't…

586
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,600
Don't tell me, you're not married yet!

587
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:52,560
That's the way it is nowadays, you see?

588
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,480
But you're at least planning it, right?

589
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,120
So, what's the plan?

590
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,640
I don't know.
I haven't thought about it yet.

591
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:02,480
Come on, every girl thinks about it.

592
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,000
That's right.

593
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,600
Well…

594
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,000
I will definitely wear a long dress,

595
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,880
but not too long; I want
my leg tattoo to be visible.

596
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,600
There is a lovely hill
with an old chestnut tree near Trnava.

597
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:23,960
When I was a child, we used to climb it
and talk about silly things.

598
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,800
And when the sun goes down,
everything turns orange.

599
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,760
Especially in the summer.

600
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,360
And when you close your eyes,

601
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,040
you can hear the rustling of leaves

602
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,040
and smell the forest…

603
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:44,200
So if it took place there,
I'd shit myself with happiness.

604
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,480
So I told her she should go
to a dental clinic

605
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,640
and start using a special toothbrush

606
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:53,200
for interdental spaces, you see?

607
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,040
But she wouldn't understand.

608
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,440
But me, every month… bla bla bla…

609
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,360
<i>Lukáš, pay attention.</i>

610
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,440
<i>Focus. But not on her breasts.</i>

611
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,880
<i>Focus on what she's saying.</i>

612
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,320
<i>I can't. It's impossible.</i>

613
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,560
<i>So just keep smiling and nodding.</i>

614
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,000
What do you think about it, Lukáš?

615
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,120
<i>Well, what are you gonna say now?</i>

616
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,440
There's nothing you can do.

617
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,240
You speak my mind. Thank you.

618
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,600
Oh, it's so late already.

619
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,280
I've got to go.

620
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,080
Hey! What are you doing?

621
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,720
It's a prenatal music therapy.

622
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,480
He keeps kicking me. Come check it out.

623
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,960
He's kicking for his life.

624
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,160
Trying to escape from within you.

625
00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,920
Damn.

626
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:03,680
I'm sorry.

627
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,120
I'm being an idiot.

628
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,680
Your mom and her friends…

629
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,440
You talked to them?

630
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,720
What did they tell you? Did they find out?

631
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,120
I am so scared.

632
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,120
Why? What are you afraid of?

633
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:30,040
I'm afraid no one will ever
be as nice to me as they are now.

634
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,280
If it makes you feel any better,

635
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,680
I'm scared of the G-force
during a rocket launch.

636
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,880
They like Natalia.

637
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,400
But the one who's expecting your baby.

638
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,680
Not me.

639
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:53,480
If they didn't like you,
they wouldn't be so nice to you.

640
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:05,120
Sorry.

641
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,360
It's okay, it's just a piece of cloth.

642
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,040
- Are you really scared of the…
- The G…

643
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,760
The G-force?

644
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,880
Yeah, I'm afraid I'll get dizzy
and pass out.

645
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,800
You have to practice.

646
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,880
Your body reacts to
cyclosporine really well.

647
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,920
And the biopsy result? Negative.

648
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:50,160
- Do you want me to call you a taxi?
- No, my nephew's picking me up.

649
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,800
You and Adam
already know each other, right?

650
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,320
Yes. We said hello to each other.

651
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,400
Come in.

652
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,640
Hello, excuse me. May I?

653
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,400
I'm just getting dressed.

654
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,080
Mr. Adam…

655
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,520
It is a rectoscope.

656
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:37,040
Thank you very much

657
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,120
for your invitation.

658
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,680
I'm very sorry,
but I think it would lead somewhere.

659
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,680
Nowhere, I mean.

660
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:50,160
It's okay. You're just scared.

661
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,880
I'm not scared.

662
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,960
It's either stress…

663
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,480
or hunger.

664
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,520
"Stress hunger."

665
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:00,080
Maybe it's even psychosomatic.

666
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,280
- What are you looking for?
- My pills.

667
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,080
I'm looking for my pills.

668
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:09,800
Those stupid anxiety pills. Satisfied?

669
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:13,520
Don't mind me, children.
I know my way home.

670
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,040
They were right here!
They must be here somewhere.

671
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,720
They're always here, always!

672
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,560
Come with me.

673
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,960
Wow.

674
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,400
I'm ready now.

675
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:02,880
Let's do it!

676
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:20,240
Again!

677
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,160
Natalia.

678
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,200
Lukáš!

679
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:45,880
What are you doing here?

680
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,600
What are you doing here?

681
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,480
Me? I'm watching…

682
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:50,840
sports.

683
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:52,960
I see.

684
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,120
What?

685
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,760
There must be an evolutionary reason
behind it.

686
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,800
Behind what?

687
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,560
That heavily pregnant women
think about sex all the time.

688
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:14,600
- It's not true.
- It is.

689
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:16,960
- It's not!
- It is.

690
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,520
Okay, so I think about sex all the time!

691
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:27,520
I've never felt so stupid in my life
and I even have two brains in my body now.

692
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:38,520
So you have nobody
who could give you a hand?

693
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:39,760
Who do you think?

694
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,240
Who'd be attracted to a whale?

695
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,840
Well, I like you.

696
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:48,600
No, no, no! Don't even try.

697
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,440
Don't even think about it.

698
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:51,920
About what?

699
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,000
The thing you are thinking about!

700
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,760
What am I thinking about?

701
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,040
We will never sleep together!

702
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,640
Jesus! It's never even crossed my mind.

703
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,560
There will never ever, never ever,
be anything between us.

704
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:06,760
You and me together?

705
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,880
That's something I would never,
ever, never ever, allow to happen.

706
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,960
- Alright?
- Alright?

707
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,520
But it has crossed your mind.

708
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,320
Excuse me?

709
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,440
Nothing. I'm just saying that you wondered

710
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,480
what it would be like if we possibly,

711
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,560
only hypothetically speaking, of course,

712
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,640
had coitus.

713
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:37,040
How could you even think
of something like that?!

714
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:42,560
You said there would never
ever, never ever, be anything between us.

715
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:43,720
Correct, there won't be.

716
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:48,040
Exactly, because you first
thought there might be.

717
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,720
It's simple.

718
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,280
Even if I might have thought
about it, hypothetically speaking,

719
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,120
it doesn't mean I would want it.

720
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,160
I see.

721
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,760
Because…

722
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:09,000
It occurred to me just because
I knew it must have occurred to you.

723
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,640
You're right, it did occur to me.

724
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,040
What are you looking at?
Is there something between my teeth?

725
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:26,560
No.

726
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,160
We need to talk.

727
00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:49,480
It'll be done in a minute.

728
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,120
And you can go to bed together.

729
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,560
These are postpartum pads without plastic.

730
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:57,960
For what?

731
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:01,640
If they cut you down there,
you have to air the wound.

732
00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,040
You see? It has to breathe.

733
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,560
Yes, I understand. Thank you.

734
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:12,280
When your dad left us,
I didn't really appreciate life.

735
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,640
But now I know
I've been given a new chance.

736
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,680
Kate! Can I change
the name of the savings account?

737
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,480
<i>Good evening, Eva.</i>
<i>Yes, you can. No problem.</i>

738
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,440
<i>Which saving account</i>
<i>do you wish to rename?</i>

739
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:35,400
Kate, I would like to rename
my "funeral savings account"

740
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:41,640
to "Granny goes on holiday
with her grandson Lukášek."

741
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,880
<i>I have renamed your savings account.</i>

742
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,920
<i>What else can I do for you?</i>

743
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,960
What was that?

744
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,320
Welcome to the 21st century, girl.

745
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,240
I mean the name. Grandson Lukášek?

746
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,000
We don't even know
if it is a boy or girl yet.

747
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,640
It will be a boy
and his name will be Lukáš.

748
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:04,720
No way!

749
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,280
My father was Lukáš, my son is Lukáš,

750
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,320
so my grandson will be Lukáš, too. Period.

751
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,680
- It's my child.
- Our child.

752
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,840
So I will decide what to call it. Period!

753
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,120
Okay, let's discuss it later. Period.

754
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,280
<i>We can discuss it anytime you want.</i>

755
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,760
<i>Lukášek is a nice name</i>
<i>and his name day is…</i>

756
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,240
I know when my name day is! Go back…

757
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:26,280
into your phone, you…

758
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:29,320
<i>I'm sorry, I'm not designed for intimacy.</i>

759
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,800
Mom, it's too late. Don't you want to…

760
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,120
You're right.

761
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,840
I'd rather sleep here.

762
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,080
What do you mean? Where?

763
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:40,400
On the couch.

764
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,480
And don't worry, children.

765
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,200
I won't hear you.

766
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,000
May I?

767
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,920
Sure.

768
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:05,240
- I'll sleep on the floor.
- I will sleep on the floor.

769
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,320
Nonsense. You're pregnant.

770
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,280
The bed is too soft for me.

771
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,240
Give it to me!

772
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,040
It's me.

773
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,680
May I?

774
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,160
Hang on! Lie down, quick!

775
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:21,840
Lie down!

776
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,480
Here. Read this!

777
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,600
Yes!

778
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,560
There's a problem.
Apollo's just pooped on the couch.

779
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:42,000
It is Luke's
multidimensional cosmic album!

780
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,000
THE BIGGEST EVENT / FACTS…

781
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:17,760
This is a letter Luke wrote
to the commander of Apollo 17.

782
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,280
{\an8}He put a huge dictionary

783
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:26,920
{\an8}on the kitchen table
and translated it word for word.

784
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,880
It took him hours.

785
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,680
He even cut out the little stars.

786
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,920
We never sent it.

787
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,040
We didn't know the address.

788
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,360
It's still wobbly.

789
00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:11,640
- What?
- Put a wedge underneath it.

790
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:14,960
I can't bend. I have a slipped disc.

791
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,760
Come on, you've been making
this excuse for 30 years.

792
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:24,080
Look! She's coming.

793
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,760
I'm sure she still has her own joints.

794
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,120
What's wrong with you?

795
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,560
Can I help you?

796
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:06,040
<i>International cooperation</i>

797
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,680
<i>culminated in 1975</i>

798
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:12,440
<i>with a joint flight of Soviet</i>
<i>and American astronauts</i>

799
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,640
<i>in the Soyuz and Apollo spacecraft.</i>

800
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:26,440
Put it away.

801
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,120
- Excuse me?
- You've got your shit

802
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,400
on my side of the table. Put it away!

803
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:41,640
Oh, yes, sorry, it's really mine.

804
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:45,800
I get it. I'd be irritated too.

805
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,080
You're such a dummy.

806
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,200
I just wanted to see
if you know how to fight back.

807
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:53,800
Pretty lame.

808
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,280
Yeah? Wanna see?

809
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,160
Wow!

810
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,360
You lost! Didn't you?

811
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:27,360
So for this you'll have a drink
with me tomorrow night, okay?

812
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,320
Since I love laughing at losers…

813
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,480
Yes, I will. Gladly.

814
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,960
- Brilliant.
- I'm happy you like it.

815
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,800
It's melting in the mouth. Very nice.

816
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,560
Mom?

817
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,200
- What are you doing here?
- I brought this Bundt cake.

818
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,760
Your mom is awesome!

819
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,160
Lukáš, you have to redecorate the bedroom.

820
00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:51,560
- You can't wait until Natalia…
- Let me…

821
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:54,280
I want a piece of cake, too.

822
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,120
Don't forget that the ba…

823
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,040
But, but, but…

824
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,040
But explain to me

825
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:02,680
how come that it is so good.

826
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,800
Be serious, Lukáš.

827
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:08,600
Mom, I'm so glad you've come.

828
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,120
But we've got a strict policy here,
a new owner…

829
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,080
Leave me alone!

830
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,400
Have you even told them the big news yet?

831
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,480
Oh, you haven't! You haven't.

832
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,960
Why am I not surprised?

833
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,200
Go ahead. Tell them.

834
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,480
Yes, it's true.

835
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:31,120
I'm honored to announce you that…

836
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,440
my mom is going to be a grandmother.

837
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,440
Grandmother…

838
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,720
That sounds so nice, right?

839
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:42,680
See you later!

840
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:49,480
My brother and his wife
have finally succeeded, so…

841
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,200
- I'm gonna be an uncle!
- Oh, I see.

842
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,720
- She's stolen my life!
- Your girlfriend?

843
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:58,720
She's not my girlfriend!

844
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,320
Lukáš,

845
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:02,880
you have to tell her the truth.

846
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:04,680
- But carefully.
- You think so?

847
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,720
You said I should wait for a few weeks.

848
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,400
She is getting better. Unlike you.

849
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:11,240
I'll look like an idiot.

850
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,520
Hello, Adam. Idiot and a liar.

851
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:44,080
<i>Suddenly my heart started</i>
<i>pounding like a bell.</i>

852
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,840
<i>This had to mean my beloved was near.</i>

853
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,240
<i>I listened to the sound of my heart</i>

854
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,600
<i>bringing me ever closer to our ship</i>

855
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,680
<i>and the Princess Bianca.</i>

856
00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:57,920
It was nice when you wrote:

857
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,360
"Either we are alone in the universe
or we are not.

858
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:02,440
But both options are terrifying."

859
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,000
You read high-quality literature.

860
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:06,720
I like that.

861
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:11,400
<i>Long into the night I told</i>
<i>of my undersea adventure.</i>

862
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,240
<i>Everyone listened electrified.</i>

863
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,640
<i>All but these two.</i>

864
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,960
<i>They were not interested.</i>

865
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:21,680
As Stephen Hawking used to say:

866
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:26,120
"when you're falling off a skyscraper,
at least enjoy the fresh breeze."

867
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,680
<i>Can you read the stars?</i>

868
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:32,800
<i>A little.</i>

869
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,680
<i>There will be no mysteries anymore,</i>

870
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,840
<i>except the mystery of love.</i>

871
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,240
This lass will stay there the whole night.

872
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:13,240
No…

873
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:16,560
Five hundred?

874
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,120
Okay.

875
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,640
Okay. Right here. Let's do it.

876
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000
I will sit on your face

877
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:36,240
and you will be doing it to me
until I tell you to stop.

878
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,640
Sister. My sister.

879
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:48,920
Didn't you say you only had a brother?

880
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000
She's like my sister.

881
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:52,760
She's a cousin, in fact.

882
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:54,840
From Slovakia. And…

883
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,280
And Slovaks are our brothers
and sisters, so we are a family.

884
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,880
Is everything alright, Natalia?

885
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,640
Kamila. Natalia. Natalia. Kamila.

886
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,320
You are…

887
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,000
the best possible neighbor, Lukáš.

888
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,520
I hope they…

889
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:15,360
fix my toilet as soon as possible.

890
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,200
Yes, we are…

891
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,480
also neighbors. So she's my neighbor and

892
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:23,360
- my cousin.
- A cousin from which side?

893
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:25,440
- Dad's.
- Mom's.

894
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,120
One of my brothers married her mom.

895
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:33,880
So her mom is my step aunt
and her dad is my uncle.

896
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:40,800
Sorry.

897
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,600
Wait! Kamila!

898
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:44,480
Kamila, wait!

899
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,760
Come on, stay! Babe.

900
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,440
You pig!

901
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,040
Another girl who doesn't like
being called "babe."

902
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,640
I'm so sorry.

903
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,840
I was watching a film and fell asleep.

904
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:10,800
Go to hell.

905
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:13,200
I said I was sorry.

906
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,800
Here, put some frozen peas on your face.

907
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,080
It was a mistake.

908
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:22,920
When I showed you to my mom.

909
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,400
Really? Okay!
I don't have to do that. I've had enough!

910
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:27,560
- Really?
- Yeah.

911
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,280
So have I. And you know what?

912
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:30,800
I'll call my mom right now.

913
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:31,840
Go ahead.

914
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,160
- I really will.
- Do it.

915
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,040
- No problem.
- Show me.

916
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,400
Look, I'm calling.

917
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:42,320
- Mom.
- <i>Lukáš, I've found a great pram.</i>

918
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,280
- Mom…
- <i>Is Natalka around?</i>

919
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:47,320
- <i>I need to talk to her.</i>
- Wait, wait, let me talk first.

920
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,920
- Did you take your pills?
- <i>Of course, what's going on?</i>

921
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:52,920
Natalia and I…

922
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,440
We've just broken up.

923
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:56,520
- <i>What?!</i>
- Is your heart okay?

924
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,320
<i>Lukáš, you idiot,</i>
<i>put her on the phone right now!</i>

925
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,800
- Sorry, got to go.
- <i>Let me tell you something…</i>

926
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:03,320
It's done.

927
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,520
So we're alone again, Mom.

928
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,480
I know it's hard for you,
but don't worry. It'll be fine.

929
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,440
Hello.

930
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:33,280
What are you doing here?

931
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,760
Stop asking such stupid questions, Lukáš.

932
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,840
I invited her here so
you could explain to me

933
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:41,240
what on earth happened.

934
01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,640
Between the two of us?

935
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:50,600
I invited Adam, too. It's a family matter.

936
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:53,400
So? I'm waiting.

937
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:55,120
What's wrong?

938
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:57,680
What is your problem with Natalia?

939
01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,880
Well, nothing, really.

940
01:04:59,960 --> 01:05:02,200
It's just the spark… It's gone.

941
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,080
What spark? What are you talking about?

942
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:07,600
I saw the spark between you two
very clearly.

943
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,600
- What?
- Stop lying to me.

944
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,480
Nonsense,
I don't even know if the baby is mine.

945
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:15,040
You know no shame!

946
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,040
Just like your dad.

947
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:21,400
When he found out I was pregnant,
he did his best to get out of it, too.

948
01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,120
Well, if you treated him like that,

949
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:25,440
no wonder he ran away from you.

950
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:27,680
How dare you to talk to me like that?

951
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,360
Alright, then.
Do you want to know why we broke up?

952
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,400
Because you're not sleeping together!

953
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:35,520
Am I not right?

954
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,560
The absence of sex in a relationship

955
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:42,640
is in 90% of all cases the reason
for a break-up.

956
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:44,800
Alright…

957
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,400
When was the last time you two had…

958
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:49,000
sexual intercourse?

959
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,320
You see?

960
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,960
We're getting to the heart of the problem.

961
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,680
You're going to couples therapy!

962
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,040
What?

963
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,160
Adam, say something.

964
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,440
Helena and I are getting married.

965
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:09,680
Right.

966
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:11,800
And you will have a wedding, too.

967
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,920
You can make an appointment in our church.

968
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,960
You can't force me to get married,
we don't live in the Middle Ages.

969
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,720
Do you want to have that child as well?

970
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:20,320
This isn't funny, Lukáš.

971
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,160
Mom, I'm almost forty. I'm an adult.

972
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:24,600
I can do what I want.

973
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:26,520
Stop interfering in my life!

974
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:27,840
All right, then!

975
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,920
When something isn't to your liking,

976
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,000
when it's not perfect,
you just drop it, right?

977
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:36,200
You don't care about anything.

978
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,640
- You can't stand up for anything.
- Mom, Mom.

979
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,680
- Anything!
- Mom, Mom.

980
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:44,360
Will you get rid of the baby, too?
If it's not to your liking?

981
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,280
- Just breathe, Mom.
- Or even me?

982
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,360
- Eva!
- Mom, relax.

983
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,520
- Breathe, breathe.
- You're such a wimp. You're…

984
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,800
- Mommy…
- It's not possible.

985
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:55,840
You can't live like this.

986
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:57,560
Relax.

987
01:06:57,640 --> 01:06:59,200
Good, good, good.

988
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,880
Go away, will you? Just go.

989
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,480
<i>Ladies and friends! Ladies and friends!</i>

990
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:53,000
Ladies and friends,
it's my birthday today!

991
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:56,880
I don't like any sentimental wisdom,

992
01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:58,600
so this is the least I can do:

993
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:02,840
I'm glad we're all here
and now let's go for it!

994
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:10,800
- What are you doing here?
- What you are doing here?

995
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:13,440
Hi, I'm Klára. And you?

996
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:16,120
This is Natalia. She's expecting his baby.

997
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:19,399
What? You're going to be a dad?

998
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:22,359
I'm gonna throw up.

999
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:26,000
I knew that one of my friends
was going to have a baby.

1000
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,680
There was something in the air.

1001
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,880
Yeah, her legs.

1002
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:33,080
You've trumped my surprise.

1003
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:34,760
What surprise?

1004
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:37,279
We raised money for a stripper for Roman.

1005
01:08:37,359 --> 01:08:39,520
- Really?
- I asked for something special.

1006
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,439
Those girls are always totally dumb.

1007
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:44,520
Bullshit. You're dumb yourself, you…

1008
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:46,120
And what do you do for a living?

1009
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:48,680
Me? I'm a stripper.

1010
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:51,560
She's really funny.

1011
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:54,319
Trust me. You wanted
something special, right?

1012
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:36,640
I'm a stripper, too!

1013
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:38,800
Yeah, and I'm a whore!

1014
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,960
Prouzová, go for it!

1015
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:57,200
Natalia, wait!

1016
01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:59,440
Wait! Do you hear me?

1017
01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:01,200
Are you proud of yourself?

1018
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,040
You've ruined my gig.

1019
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,520
I thought you had stopped doing that.

1020
01:10:05,720 --> 01:10:08,640
Why do you mind a girl
who takes her clothes off for money?

1021
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,480
Why don't you mind
the asshole who hires her instead?

1022
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:13,880
You think I'm enjoying it?

1023
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:16,160
That I like it?

1024
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:18,800
The baby needs a home
and I don't have money for one.

1025
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,600
Natalia…

1026
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:26,240
I'd rather be a stripper than a bad mom.

1027
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:47,040
Come on.

1028
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,880
Of course you can stay here.

1029
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:51,800
Thank you.

1030
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:58,200
Do you think I'm a bad mother?

1031
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,400
Of course not.

1032
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,040
I've always wanted only the best for him.

1033
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:08,480
You should have thought more about
yourself and less about him.

1034
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:24,240
Is that Lukáš?

1035
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:27,360
Yeah, in the kindergarten,
at a masked ball.

1036
01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:30,240
There were four cowboys, two robots,

1037
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:33,760
and he was the only
air traffic controller.

1038
01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:37,880
What?

1039
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,040
And who is this beauty?

1040
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:41,880
I looked good, didn't I?

1041
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,120
You were super beautiful!

1042
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:45,160
Was I?

1043
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:47,520
Why don't you wear
your hair like that anymore?

1044
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,920
Oh, come on. At my age?

1045
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:53,160
- I'm serious. Let me see.
- Yeah?

1046
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:02,000
- What a hottie!
- Yeah, sure.

1047
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:03,840
Men must have been crazy about you.

1048
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,320
Oh, stop it.

1049
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:07,480
Let's go to sleep.

1050
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:10,040
It's late.

1051
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:13,520
- Good night.
- Good night, Eva.

1052
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:15,480
And…

1053
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:17,160
thank you.

1054
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:30,880
<i>Hey. Do you need anything?</i>

1055
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:32,760
What? No.

1056
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:36,240
Sorry, did I wake you up?

1057
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:38,960
Why are you calling me?

1058
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:40,920
I feel like an asshole.

1059
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:42,720
It's all my fault.

1060
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:45,960
So I just wanted to know…

1061
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:48,200
if you had a place to sleep.

1062
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,520
I do.

1063
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,520
Fine. That's great.

1064
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,200
Good night.

1065
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,440
If only I could sleep.

1066
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:04,680
"Once upon a time…

1067
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:09,560
there was a Baron Munchausen
and he kept making things up."

1068
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:15,080
<i>"He told people that he'd travelled</i>
<i>on a cannonball</i>

1069
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:20,520
<i>and that his sailboat</i>
<i>had been blown away to the Moon."</i>

1070
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:30,680
<i>"…thinking that lies were</i>
<i>the only purpose of his life."</i>

1071
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:35,120
<i>"He made up so many things</i>
<i>that he didn't know</i>

1072
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,920
<i>what was true and what was a lie anymore…"</i>

1073
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:43,000
<i>"And so it came to pass</i>
<i>that Baron Munchausen</i>

1074
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:47,280
<i>truly believed all his lies</i>
<i>and forgot who he really was."</i>

1075
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,000
So, shall we?

1076
01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:25,800
Okay, then.

1077
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,920
Let's end it all here.

1078
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,400
No more lies from now on.

1079
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:34,640
It was a great adventure, Lukáš.

1080
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,760
Thank you for your help.

1081
01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:40,000
Natalia.

1082
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:51,680
What happened?
Did you have another seizure?

1083
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:53,760
And what about your hair?

1084
01:15:57,960 --> 01:15:59,880
Would you like some?

1085
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,720
I have some business here.

1086
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,840
Get lost, children. Come tomorrow, okay?

1087
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:10,840
Is this normal?

1088
01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:12,720
Is this even normal?!

1089
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:13,880
It's nice.

1090
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:16,880
What the hell is nice about that?
There was a half-naked guy in there.

1091
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:20,040
- My neighbor!
- They're just enjoying their lives.

1092
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,560
Yes?

1093
01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:47,840
What was that?

1094
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:50,920
I'm in.

1095
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:54,520
I've been chosen for the space program.

1096
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,480
- Wait, wait…
- Oh, careful!

1097
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,920
The captain of Apollo 17
put in a good word for me.

1098
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,280
Do you get it?

1099
01:17:08,760 --> 01:17:10,760
We should celebrate.

1100
01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:16,600
Do you want to have a real party?

1101
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:38,800
- Mr. Vaněk, good evening.
- Hello, Luke.

1102
01:17:38,880 --> 01:17:40,240
Will you let us in?

1103
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:42,320
- Good evening.
- Good evening.

1104
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:44,840
How's your mother?

1105
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:48,840
Alright. She's studying human biology now.

1106
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:50,960
I thought you weren't coming,

1107
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:53,600
there's a close conjunction
of Jupiter and Saturn today.

1108
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:55,920
- Exactly.
- Exactly.

1109
01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:58,160
Come on in.

1110
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:10,080
When you said party,
I had a different idea.

1111
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:21,960
This is awesome.

1112
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:32,960
I spent half my childhood here.

1113
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:39,280
And the other half
in the planetarium next door.

1114
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:45,800
Have a look.

1115
01:18:56,520 --> 01:18:58,000
Wow!

1116
01:19:12,880 --> 01:19:14,320
Relict radiation.

1117
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:17,480
This is how the universe sounded
right after the Big Bang.

1118
01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:20,000
This is what the creation
of the world sounds like.

1119
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:25,760
Okay, I'll put something else on.

1120
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:50,160
Why are you laughing?

1121
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:56,560
Einstein would be happy.
We're experiencing a time paradox.

1122
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:59,760
You got pregnant first, then you moved in,

1123
01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:01,880
and now we're kissing.

1124
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:10,520
Maybe you'll get a Nobel Prize for that.

1125
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:12,600
Mr. Vaněk…

1126
01:21:14,320 --> 01:21:16,760
Be careful with the machines, Luke.

1127
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:31,000
So what now?

1128
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:35,640
You go to Paris and then what?

1129
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:38,600
European Space Agency program,

1130
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:41,840
zero gravity training,
work in confined spaces,

1131
01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:43,400
module control…

1132
01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:45,480
It wouldn't work out anyway.

1133
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:49,120
What do mean?

1134
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,880
You're interested in the universe

1135
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:56,520
and me…

1136
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:58,280
I'm just a stupid stripper.

1137
01:21:58,360 --> 01:21:59,720
No.

1138
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:01,960
We wouldn't be happy together.

1139
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:03,840
No, no way.

1140
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:05,440
You're amazing.

1141
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:08,920
But I'm not perfect…
And you're looking for--

1142
01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:11,920
I don't know!
I don't know what I'm looking for.

1143
01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:13,920
I really don't.

1144
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:16,480
I thought that…

1145
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,560
- Maybe this time…
- Luke…

1146
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:25,320
You're going to Paris in a few days.

1147
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:28,960
You might even go to space,
like you've always wanted.

1148
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:32,040
But me…

1149
01:22:33,200 --> 01:22:36,160
In a few days I'll give birth
to a baby of that stupid Juraj.

1150
01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:38,280
I'm not the one for you.

1151
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:45,080
Take care, will you?

1152
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:47,760
And say hello to your mom.

1153
01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:49,240
<i>How are you this morning?</i>
<i>I almost didn't make it.</i>

1154
01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:51,280
<i>And what happened, Dominik?</i>

1155
01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:54,960
<i>I was coming back from the cottage</i>
<i>and the road was blocked by an excavator,</i>

1156
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:56,960
<i>which definitely</i>
<i>wasn't supposed to be there.</i>

1157
01:23:57,040 --> 01:24:00,520
<i>Plus it was covered</i>
<i>in some white curtains, really weird.</i>

1158
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:04,320
<i>Well, that's incredible,</i>
<i>but I'm glad you made it on time.</i>

1159
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:06,320
<i>You're listening</i>
<i>to</i> the Breakfast of Champions

1160
01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:08,280
<i>with Kateřina and Dominik on Hit Radio.</i>

1161
01:24:08,360 --> 01:24:10,560
<i>And if you experienced something similar,</i>

1162
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:13,160
<i>give us a call</i>
<i>and we'll play a song for you.</i>

1163
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:15,760
Breakfast of Champions.

1164
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,680
<i>Hits only on Hit Radio!</i>

1165
01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:26,560
Lukáš Kučera, which one is it?

1166
01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:35,920
You stole my girlfriend!

1167
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:39,800
You…

1168
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:41,400
must be Juraj.

1169
01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:44,640
But you got it wrong.
I didn't steal anyone from you.

1170
01:24:46,440 --> 01:24:48,840
I've been clean…for 22 days.

1171
01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:52,840
For 22 days, I haven't hurt anyone.

1172
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:59,080
I hope you can break the record.
Day 23 tends to be the most difficult.

1173
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:04,160
Natalia is mine.
And that baby in her belly is mine, too.

1174
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:07,280
I was the one who would pick her
from Apollo every morning

1175
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:09,360
and drove her back there every night.

1176
01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:11,600
So she really is a stripper.

1177
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:14,440
I have a right to her and I want her back.
Get it?

1178
01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:16,000
I get it. She's yours.

1179
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:20,120
But next time don't act like
a retard and don't leave her.

1180
01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:26,880
For Christ's sake,
and now I have to start again!

1181
01:25:27,480 --> 01:25:30,360
I had a feeling I might cause the reset.

1182
01:25:38,120 --> 01:25:40,680
Look what I've got for her,
you shitty little prick.

1183
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:43,240
It's over between you two. Do you get it?

1184
01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:51,480
But what if she doesn't love me anymore?

1185
01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:55,040
What if she wants you now since…

1186
01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:57,560
you've fallen for each other.

1187
01:26:00,760 --> 01:26:04,040
I'm really sorry,
but I have to knock your teeth out.

1188
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:06,960
No, no, no!
We haven't fallen for each other at all!

1189
01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:10,360
Natalia is great,
but I'm being an asshole.

1190
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:13,400
And except for one kiss
there was nothing. Nothing!

1191
01:26:13,560 --> 01:26:15,160
It was all a scam.

1192
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:17,080
I did it for my mom.

1193
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:20,040
I'm not going to have a baby,
and I'm not in any relationship.

1194
01:26:20,200 --> 01:26:21,880
I just wanted…

1195
01:26:22,120 --> 01:26:23,840
to make my mom…

1196
01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:25,960
proud.

1197
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:42,400
Mom, I'm so sorry I lied to you
and caused you pain.

1198
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:45,240
Be quiet!

1199
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:49,160
I want to enjoy one last screening
before I retire.

1200
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:51,960
Don't get upset, you know
you're not allowed to.

1201
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:55,040
Helena said my new heart is
as strong as an ox.

1202
01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:58,720
This is the best angle to look at it from.

1203
01:27:04,440 --> 01:27:06,080
I was selfish.

1204
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:08,040
Now I know it.

1205
01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:10,520
I used to meddle in everything.

1206
01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:15,800
I'll never lie to you
about anything again.

1207
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:18,040
Anything.

1208
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:23,360
I hate those sweaters
you knit for me every year.

1209
01:27:23,480 --> 01:27:25,480
They're itchy as hell.

1210
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:29,680
And I hate those snow globes you bring me.

1211
01:27:29,840 --> 01:27:31,840
They're tasteless kitsch.

1212
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:40,480
Do you remember when I was ten
and the aliens made those crop circles?

1213
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:43,680
That was me.

1214
01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:48,240
After your dad, I slept with a lot of men.

1215
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:50,120
And they were all terrible.

1216
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:51,920
Mom!

1217
01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:56,120
I can't trump this one.

1218
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,040
Luke,

1219
01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:03,320
these last few weeks have been
the most beautiful of my life.

1220
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:06,600
I really took a shine to Natalia.

1221
01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:09,040
She likes you too.

1222
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:11,120
And what about you?

1223
01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:13,200
Do you like her too?

1224
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:15,240
I…

1225
01:28:17,320 --> 01:28:19,320
I do…

1226
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:22,040
Eva, please, come on.

1227
01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:24,440
We have to go.

1228
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:28,560
And don't forget to take all the pills!

1229
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,800
Every day.
Cyclosporine, Neoral and the rest.

1230
01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:31,880
Yeah, I know.

1231
01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:34,240
And don't eat anything fat,
sweet or salty.

1232
01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:36,840
- And spicy.
- Karel will take care of me.

1233
01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:38,960
Hang in there, youngster.

1234
01:28:42,320 --> 01:28:44,000
Take care, Mom.

1235
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:46,360
You too, my little rascal.

1236
01:28:48,760 --> 01:28:50,840
And say hello to the universe.

1237
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:54,560
Oh, and don't stick your head
out of the rocket window.

1238
01:28:58,480 --> 01:29:00,480
Oh, my God.

1239
01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:02,640
Which way?

1240
01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:04,160
Okay…

1241
01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:06,840
Okay, hold on tight.

1242
01:29:30,120 --> 01:29:31,680
<i>Hi, Lukáš.</i>

1243
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:32,760
<i>Hello.</i>

1244
01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:35,160
- <i>Is something wrong?</i>
- <i>No, I just…</i>

1245
01:29:35,360 --> 01:29:37,360
<i>wanted to know if you were okay.</i>

1246
01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:39,600
<i>And wish you a nice flight.</i>

1247
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:42,640
<i>Your mom sent me a picture</i>
<i>from her trip. She looked happy.</i>

1248
01:29:42,720 --> 01:29:44,840
<i>Well, someone at least.</i>

1249
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:47,000
<i>Are you at the airport already?</i>

1250
01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:48,200
<i>Yeah.</i>

1251
01:29:48,280 --> 01:29:50,360
<i>We're also leaving in a while.</i>

1252
01:29:50,440 --> 01:29:53,080
<i>We're changing trains in Pardubice and…</i>

1253
01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:57,520
<i>Are you okay?</i>

1254
01:29:57,760 --> 01:29:59,040
<i>Actually…</i>

1255
01:29:59,120 --> 01:30:01,120
<i>I wanted to thank you.</i>

1256
01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:05,960
<i>There will never be anyone</i>
<i>as nice to me as you again.</i>

1257
01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:09,840
<i>I'm really afraid</i>
<i>I'll never be happy again.</i>

1258
01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:12,880
<i>Who are you talking to?</i>
<i>Are you kidding me?</i>

1259
01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:15,200
<i>Sorry, I got to go.</i>

1260
01:30:15,320 --> 01:30:16,560
<i>Enjoy the universe.</i>

1261
01:30:16,640 --> 01:30:19,760
<i>And get in touch when</i>
<i>you're back on the ground and…</i>

1262
01:30:20,120 --> 01:30:21,840
Hello, Natalia? Hello!

1263
01:30:21,920 --> 01:30:24,560
<i>The person</i>
<i>you have dialed is not available.</i>

1264
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:39,160
Mr. Lukáš Kučera, the last
passenger on the Paris flight,

1265
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:42,280
come to Gate One immediately.

1266
01:30:43,360 --> 01:30:45,360
Mr. Lukáš Kučera, please.

1267
01:31:34,120 --> 01:31:35,120
EXIT

1268
01:31:35,280 --> 01:31:39,440
<i>Attention, please. Delayed express train…</i>

1269
01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:51,680
DEPARTURES: FOLLOW HER, YOU IDIOT

1270
01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:56,720
Natalia!

1271
01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:01,200
Natalia?

1272
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:04,120
Natalia!

1273
01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:20,120
What are you doing here?

1274
01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:21,840
Don't go anywhere!

1275
01:32:24,480 --> 01:32:26,880
What? Speak up!

1276
01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,280
Stay with me.

1277
01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:33,360
- What?
- Why aren't you on the plane?

1278
01:32:33,680 --> 01:32:36,920
I don't want to go anywhere,
let alone into orbit.

1279
01:32:37,120 --> 01:32:38,640
What?

1280
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:41,280
I want to be with you, on the ground.

1281
01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:44,680
Luke, forget about me.

1282
01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:45,920
What?

1283
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:48,000
Forget about me!

1284
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:53,040
What?

1285
01:32:53,320 --> 01:32:55,080
I love you!

1286
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:10,560
You're really great.

1287
01:33:10,680 --> 01:33:13,000
I love how you never get my jokes.

1288
01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:15,680
How bad your singing is.

1289
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:17,840
And how you're always babbling.

1290
01:33:19,240 --> 01:33:21,680
You'll never understand
why the Perseids fall.

1291
01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:23,000
I don't mind

1292
01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:25,080
anything about you.

1293
01:33:25,600 --> 01:33:28,160
I want to be with you
because you're my star.

1294
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:30,960
You are my universe.

1295
01:33:35,320 --> 01:33:37,840
I don't know what to do.

1296
01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:41,840
Just get out and give me a kiss.

1297
01:33:42,680 --> 01:33:43,800
Yeah.

1298
01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:56,520
Sorry…

1299
01:35:34,440 --> 01:35:36,680
<i>Who would have thought that one day</i>

1300
01:35:36,760 --> 01:35:42,040
<i>I'd be standing outside a city upon a hill</i>
<i>with a big old chestnut tree</i>

1301
01:35:42,600 --> 01:35:45,520
<i>marrying that crazy girl</i>
<i>from the fourth floor.</i>

1302
01:35:47,320 --> 01:35:50,240
<i>But there're only two things</i>
<i>in the world you can trust.</i>

1303
01:35:50,320 --> 01:35:52,440
<i>The fact that the universe is infinite…</i>

1304
01:35:53,440 --> 01:35:56,760
<i>and the biochemical instinct called love.</i>

1305
01:35:57,400 --> 01:36:00,560
Although I'm not too sure
about the universe.

1306
01:36:01,120 --> 01:36:03,760
Daddy, let me in, I want to play too.

1307
01:36:03,840 --> 01:36:05,280
Wait a little longer.

1308
01:36:05,400 --> 01:36:08,280
Scram or I'll knock your teeth out.
Do you get it?

1309
01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:13,720
Sure, sorry. Go ahead.

1310
01:36:13,800 --> 01:36:15,640
Are we there yet?

1311
01:36:15,720 --> 01:36:16,920
No!

1312
01:36:17,600 --> 01:36:19,880
- Are we there yet?
- No!

1313
01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:24,560
<i>So it was Lukáš's mother</i>
<i>who took a round-the-world trip instead.</i>

1314
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:30,640
- Are we there yet?
- No!

1315
01:36:31,240 --> 01:36:33,680
<i>Sometimes I wonder</i>
<i>what would have happened</i>

1316
01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:35,520
<i>if I hadn't jumped off the train</i>

1317
01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:38,480
<i>and taken that one small step for a woman,</i>

1318
01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:40,920
<i>but a giant leap for my life.</i>

1319
01:36:41,840 --> 01:36:43,920
<i>But later it all made sense.</i>

1320
01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:48,800
Not even Baron Munchausen could
have put together such a formidable crew.

1321
01:37:00,400 --> 01:37:04,200
BASED ON THE HUNGARIAN ORIGINAL
<i>NEITHER WITH YOU</i>




