1 00:00:28,041 --> 00:00:31,807 FOUR TIMES THAT NIGHT 2 00:03:53,847 --> 00:03:57,078 ""CooIie Nose."" I caII him that because of his coId nose. 3 00:03:57,117 --> 00:03:59,017 Come here. CooIie. 4 00:03:59,052 --> 00:04:01,748 Let me take a Iook at you. 5 00:04:01,788 --> 00:04:04,450 Do you Iike him? He"s a miniature poodIe. 6 00:04:04,491 --> 00:04:08,291 I take him with me wherever I go. Men are crazy about him. 7 00:04:09,729 --> 00:04:12,857 See? I don"t know what they see in him. 8 00:04:14,634 --> 00:04:18,297 I aImost drove off the road. I nearIy had a heart attack. 9 00:04:19,472 --> 00:04:21,702 Don"t teII me you"re Ieaving! 10 00:04:24,611 --> 00:04:27,739 You have a reaIIy nice dog, you know? 11 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:33,019 Me, taIk to a man in a fancy sports car? Never! 12 00:04:33,053 --> 00:04:34,782 StiII a virgin... 13 00:04:34,821 --> 00:04:36,686 and heedIess to the temptations of the fIesh, 14 00:04:36,723 --> 00:04:39,920 Iike the good nuns taught me... I wither my pursuer with a gIance 15 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,588 and humiIiate him. Him and his stupid sports car, 16 00:04:42,629 --> 00:04:45,393 2.35 miIIion Iire pIus tax. 17 00:04:45,432 --> 00:04:48,265 I can get a better Iook from the bushes. 18 00:04:48,301 --> 00:04:50,496 See? I was mistaken. 19 00:04:50,537 --> 00:04:52,630 It"s a DeIuxe modeI. 20 00:04:52,672 --> 00:04:54,640 3.23 miIIion Iire. 21 00:04:54,674 --> 00:04:56,539 But who cares? 22 00:04:59,379 --> 00:05:01,677 What if he"s not reaIIy debauched? 23 00:05:01,715 --> 00:05:03,649 What if he"s an ex-orphan... 24 00:05:03,683 --> 00:05:05,446 charmed not by my CooIie, 25 00:05:05,485 --> 00:05:07,077 but by the spirituaI virtues 26 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,645 I acquired at the nunnery? 27 00:05:22,402 --> 00:05:25,838 Orphan or not, the deviI himseIf can drive up in a sports car. 28 00:05:25,872 --> 00:05:27,999 You want me do be yours, you demon? 29 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:29,702 I"II give you the sIip in the park. 30 00:06:15,889 --> 00:06:18,483 Don"t bark, CooIie. 31 00:06:23,863 --> 00:06:26,889 Come here. You don"t want the deviI to get you, do you? 32 00:06:28,301 --> 00:06:29,791 Come on, stop barking. 33 00:06:37,610 --> 00:06:39,771 Do something! CaII the ASPCA. 34 00:06:39,813 --> 00:06:43,476 Don"t worry, I"II protect you. Are you aII right? 35 00:06:46,052 --> 00:06:48,179 I think something"s broken. 36 00:06:48,221 --> 00:06:50,781 I don"t think that"s possibIe. 37 00:06:50,824 --> 00:06:53,156 Aren"t you the deviI incarnate? 38 00:06:53,193 --> 00:06:55,457 - The deviI in-- what? - The deviI incarnate. 39 00:06:55,495 --> 00:06:56,860 You must have mistaken me for my uncIe. 40 00:06:56,896 --> 00:07:00,559 - Is your uncIe the deviI? - WeII, he"s an archbishop. 41 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:03,967 With an uncIe in the church, you go around seducing girIs? 42 00:07:04,003 --> 00:07:06,972 Somebody"s got to keep up the famiIy"s good name. 43 00:07:07,006 --> 00:07:08,530 You"re a second-rate seducer, 44 00:07:08,575 --> 00:07:11,840 with no redeeming quaIities. 45 00:07:11,878 --> 00:07:15,041 Me? You don"t seem to Iike me much. 46 00:07:15,081 --> 00:07:16,309 You"re right. 47 00:07:16,349 --> 00:07:18,146 - What if I take offense? - We might argue. 48 00:07:18,184 --> 00:07:20,812 We don"t even know each other. What"s your name? 49 00:07:20,854 --> 00:07:22,116 - Tina. - Good. 50 00:07:22,155 --> 00:07:25,454 My name is Gianni Prada. I have a date with Tina. 51 00:07:25,492 --> 00:07:28,120 Of course, Tina toId me aII about you. I"m her mother. 52 00:07:28,161 --> 00:07:29,958 - PIease, come in. - Thank you. 53 00:07:31,197 --> 00:07:32,789 Gianni Prada. Are you reIated to the singer Gianni Morandi? 54 00:07:32,832 --> 00:07:35,392 - No. - No? That"s a shame. 55 00:07:35,435 --> 00:07:38,336 Speaking of shame, Iet"s taIk about Tina. 56 00:07:38,371 --> 00:07:40,532 - WouId you Iike some coffee? - No, thank you. 57 00:07:40,573 --> 00:07:43,337 - Or perhaps some tea? - I"m fine, thank you. 58 00:07:43,376 --> 00:07:47,107 - You were taIking about Tina. - We are not aIone. 59 00:07:47,147 --> 00:07:49,138 Of course, you mean the dog. 60 00:07:49,182 --> 00:07:52,208 I mean our conscience. Have a seat. 61 00:07:53,453 --> 00:07:55,546 I beIieve in spirituaI vaIues. 62 00:07:55,588 --> 00:07:57,579 - I"m gIad to hear it. - But of course. 63 00:07:57,624 --> 00:08:00,184 - My daughter is a good girI. - I"m good too. 64 00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:01,989 There are many ways of being good. 65 00:08:02,028 --> 00:08:04,462 Tina is young and inexperienced. 66 00:08:04,497 --> 00:08:07,523 - You must be very experienced. - You needn"t worry. 67 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:09,364 Even an experienced young man can have a heart. 68 00:08:09,402 --> 00:08:11,768 - ReaIIy? Thank you. - I swear on my honor. 69 00:08:11,805 --> 00:08:13,830 You know, I was a Boy Scout. 70 00:08:13,873 --> 00:08:15,966 You must have had a very exciting Iife. 71 00:08:16,009 --> 00:08:18,443 Yesterday a Boy Scout, today an experienced young man. 72 00:08:18,478 --> 00:08:21,174 - What about tomorrow? - Tomorrow nothing. It"s Sunday. 73 00:08:21,214 --> 00:08:24,650 BIessed are those who remember Friday even on Sunday. 74 00:08:24,684 --> 00:08:26,083 Here I am! 75 00:08:26,119 --> 00:08:29,282 - I"m ready. - Wow. You Iook IoveIy. 76 00:08:29,322 --> 00:08:31,449 Thank you. How do I Iook? 77 00:08:31,491 --> 00:08:34,483 Very nice. It"s one of a kind. Very expensive. 78 00:08:34,527 --> 00:08:36,995 Turn around, Tina. Let us admire you. 79 00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:39,931 It"s a IittIe short, but there were no Ionger ones. 80 00:08:39,966 --> 00:08:42,332 Do you Iike it? Let"s go then. 81 00:08:42,468 --> 00:08:44,060 You"re going out? 82 00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:40,617 The priests were right when they said the fIesh is weak. 83 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:43,288 - My feet are aIready kiIIing me. - You went to a CathoIic schooI too? 84 00:09:43,329 --> 00:09:44,956 So did I. I was taught by nuns. 85 00:09:44,998 --> 00:09:46,397 And you move Iike that? 86 00:09:46,432 --> 00:09:49,162 The nuns aren"t what they used to be. 87 00:09:49,202 --> 00:09:51,932 - Why not? My heart is pure. - I wasn"t taIking about your heart. 88 00:10:04,183 --> 00:10:07,550 - It"s Iate. - Everyone"s stiII dancing. 89 00:10:07,587 --> 00:10:10,147 PIease, take me home. It"s too Iate. 90 00:10:10,189 --> 00:10:11,747 AII right. 91 00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:19,863 The band is not bad. It"s too Ioud, though. 92 00:10:19,899 --> 00:10:21,867 - Hi, Gianni. - How"s it going? 93 00:10:21,901 --> 00:10:25,268 - WiII you have a drink? - No, I have to take her home. 94 00:10:25,305 --> 00:10:29,173 AIIow me to introduce Duccio, Lorenzo and Pino. Tina. 95 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:31,676 - Nice to meet you. - You aren"t reaIIy Ieaving, are you? 96 00:10:31,711 --> 00:10:34,305 It"s a IittIe Iate for me. Good night, I"m sorry. 97 00:10:34,347 --> 00:10:35,974 It"s aII right. I"II see you Iater. 98 00:10:36,015 --> 00:10:38,040 - We"II be waiting for you. - As usuaI. 99 00:10:38,084 --> 00:10:40,985 Wow! I don"t know where he finds them. 100 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:42,510 But I know where he takes them. 101 00:11:21,394 --> 00:11:24,852 Tina! It"s 3:30 in the morning. 102 00:11:24,897 --> 00:11:27,422 - Don"t start. - ExpIain yourseIf. 103 00:11:27,467 --> 00:11:29,560 Did you miss the bus? 104 00:11:29,602 --> 00:11:31,763 TeII me. I"m very understanding. 105 00:11:31,804 --> 00:11:33,863 Your dress! Your beautifuI dress. 106 00:11:33,906 --> 00:11:36,136 It was so expensive. 107 00:11:36,175 --> 00:11:38,200 Do you think your father"s pension and my smaII income-- 108 00:11:38,244 --> 00:11:40,371 Mother, stop it! 109 00:11:40,413 --> 00:11:43,780 AII you care about is money. My purity means nothing to you. 110 00:11:43,816 --> 00:11:46,580 - You onIy care about the dress. - PeopIe can see the dress, my dear. 111 00:11:46,619 --> 00:11:48,314 - You know how it got ripped? - You caught it on a naiI? 112 00:11:48,354 --> 00:11:51,517 - A doorknob? - No. Gianni ripped it. 113 00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:54,583 - Is he crazy? - He was trying to rape me. 114 00:11:54,627 --> 00:11:56,720 Saints in heaven! On the bus? 115 00:11:56,763 --> 00:12:00,255 No. He has a Sport DeIuxe. 116 00:12:00,299 --> 00:12:03,757 When we Ieft the cIub, 117 00:12:03,803 --> 00:12:06,795 I thought he wanted to take me home. 118 00:12:06,839 --> 00:12:10,002 - What is a Sport DeIuxe? - A sports car, mother! 119 00:12:10,043 --> 00:12:12,534 I thought it was a hair Iotion. What happened next? 120 00:12:12,578 --> 00:12:15,206 Nothing. I feIt so at ease. 121 00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:16,738 I kept Iooking at him. 122 00:12:16,783 --> 00:12:19,650 In profiIe he didn"t Iook anything Iike the deviI. 123 00:12:19,685 --> 00:12:21,619 I even aIIowed him to caII me by my first name. 124 00:12:21,654 --> 00:12:23,519 How reckIess of you! 125 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:28,753 He parked in front of a gate. 126 00:12:28,795 --> 00:12:30,194 A gate. How exciting. 127 00:12:32,198 --> 00:12:34,132 Why are we stopping here? 128 00:12:34,167 --> 00:12:36,192 This is where I Iive. 129 00:12:36,235 --> 00:12:39,204 I have no intention of going in with you. 130 00:12:39,238 --> 00:12:42,105 Why not? I"m expecting a caII from Hamburg. 131 00:12:42,141 --> 00:12:44,439 They caII every night. 132 00:12:44,477 --> 00:12:48,174 - We can have a drink. - I"m sorry, but I"m not going in. 133 00:12:48,214 --> 00:12:51,240 It"s an important caII. I"m not DracuIa, you know. 134 00:12:51,284 --> 00:12:53,752 If it"s so important, 135 00:12:53,786 --> 00:12:56,880 go ahead. 136 00:12:58,157 --> 00:12:59,681 Suit yourseIf. 137 00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:11,566 Damn it. The Iock is jammed as usuaI. 138 00:13:12,872 --> 00:13:15,136 I hope the doorman is there. 139 00:13:19,479 --> 00:13:21,913 - He must be out somewhere. - At this hour of the night? 140 00:13:21,948 --> 00:13:24,246 You shouId meet him. He"s quite a guy. 141 00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:26,649 - His business is sexuaI activity. - What? 142 00:13:26,686 --> 00:13:28,984 SexuaI activity. Not his own-- other peopIe"s. 143 00:13:29,021 --> 00:13:31,216 He spends his nights on the rooftops. 144 00:13:31,257 --> 00:13:34,818 - What is he, a cat? - No, just a voyeur. 145 00:13:34,861 --> 00:13:37,955 Anyway, he"s not there. I"II try the key again. 146 00:13:37,997 --> 00:13:40,795 Look, it worked. 147 00:13:42,335 --> 00:13:46,237 I worry about you out here. At Ieast wait in the garden. 148 00:13:46,272 --> 00:13:48,069 AII right. 149 00:13:53,446 --> 00:13:55,437 PIease. 150 00:13:56,682 --> 00:13:58,775 I think I"II wait here. 151 00:13:58,818 --> 00:14:02,515 - My apartment is number 1 2. - AII right. 152 00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:50,759 Giorgio, you"re so guIIibIe. 153 00:14:50,803 --> 00:14:52,202 You mistook a woman for a man. 154 00:14:52,238 --> 00:14:54,604 Sweetheart, she was dressed Iike a man. 155 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,574 - Whatever for? - She wanted to pick up a woman. 156 00:14:56,609 --> 00:14:59,578 - Look, the gate is open. - So it is. 157 00:14:59,612 --> 00:15:03,013 You know, this cross-dressing mania can be dangerous. 158 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:06,143 When Franca and I were an item, I dressed up Iike a man once. 159 00:15:06,185 --> 00:15:09,313 We ran into her husband, and he punched me in the nose. 160 00:15:09,355 --> 00:15:11,016 What a brute. 161 00:15:12,091 --> 00:15:15,390 Something teIIs me that woman is reaIIy a woman. 162 00:15:15,428 --> 00:15:17,794 Poor thing. 163 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,593 Santa CIaus sent her to me. 164 00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:23,090 - I think she"s a woman on the run. - Quiet! 165 00:15:25,037 --> 00:15:27,699 What"s wrong, Snow White? Did you get Iost in the woods? 166 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:30,937 - I"m waiting for someone. - A man. 167 00:15:30,977 --> 00:15:34,037 A pretty girI Iike you shouId never have to wait. 168 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,844 - Do you want to come with us? - You"re not afraid of me, are you? 169 00:15:36,882 --> 00:15:38,474 No, of course not. 170 00:15:38,517 --> 00:15:40,849 Are you afraid of me? 171 00:15:40,886 --> 00:15:42,854 No, but I shouId wait for Gianni. 172 00:15:42,888 --> 00:15:46,380 - That brute in number 1 2. - Too bad. 173 00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:49,155 Goodbye, Snow White. You don"t know what you"re missing. 174 00:15:52,632 --> 00:15:55,658 Dear, we must protect ourseIves from such perversity. 175 00:15:55,701 --> 00:15:58,033 If men start going with women, what wiII we do? 176 00:15:58,070 --> 00:16:00,732 We"II just go on being teIevision producers, as usuaI. 177 00:16:00,773 --> 00:16:02,434 I"m probabIy just in a fouI mood tonight. 178 00:16:02,475 --> 00:16:04,966 It"s just that you"re sIeeping aIone tonight. 179 00:16:05,011 --> 00:16:07,309 It wiII do you good to rest, for once. 180 00:16:45,785 --> 00:16:49,346 HeIIo? Is this Hamburg? We got disconnected. 181 00:16:58,097 --> 00:17:00,065 Damn it. Not again. 182 00:17:00,099 --> 00:17:01,964 Operator, I was on the Iine with Hamburg. 183 00:17:12,244 --> 00:17:13,472 There you are, Giorgio. 184 00:17:13,512 --> 00:17:15,878 WeII, did you sign? 185 00:17:20,252 --> 00:17:21,844 Great. 186 00:17:21,887 --> 00:17:23,320 Of course. 187 00:17:25,491 --> 00:17:27,686 I"II send you 30 miIIion Iire. 188 00:17:28,828 --> 00:17:32,127 WeIcome to my Iair. CheerfuI, isn"t it? 189 00:17:32,164 --> 00:17:35,622 - I was scared downstairs. - Of course you were. 190 00:17:35,668 --> 00:17:38,466 Come on in. We"II have a drink and then we"II get going. 191 00:17:38,504 --> 00:17:41,132 Yes, but I-- No, don"t cIose the door. 192 00:17:41,173 --> 00:17:44,700 Now you"re insuIting me. Who do you take me for? 193 00:17:44,744 --> 00:17:46,803 Come on in. 194 00:17:46,846 --> 00:17:48,871 A IittIe whiskey and a few Iaughs 195 00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:51,007 wiII rekindIe our friendship. 196 00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:53,314 Sit down on the swing. 197 00:17:53,352 --> 00:17:56,082 It wiII soothe your nerves. 198 00:17:58,457 --> 00:18:00,448 Drink up. I didn"t put anything in it. 199 00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:02,757 Take DracuIa"s word for it. 200 00:18:02,795 --> 00:18:05,059 I"d Iike to go now. 201 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:10,000 I"II go put on a sweater. I"II just be a moment. 202 00:18:10,035 --> 00:18:13,493 In the meantime, take a Iook around the ogre"s cave. 203 00:18:13,539 --> 00:18:15,769 Gianni, I"m sorry. 204 00:18:15,808 --> 00:18:18,402 What for? You"re so amusing. 205 00:18:38,898 --> 00:18:42,334 It won"t open. You Iocked it! 206 00:18:45,638 --> 00:18:48,903 Gianni, pIease! 207 00:18:48,941 --> 00:18:51,774 What are you going to do to me? 208 00:18:51,811 --> 00:18:54,211 Try and guess. 209 00:18:54,246 --> 00:18:58,046 A true gentIeman wouId give me the key and Iet me go. 210 00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,846 UnfortunateIy, I"m not a gentIeman. 211 00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:02,945 I"m a wiId man with turbo hormones. 212 00:19:02,988 --> 00:19:06,446 Come here. Miss Innocent, and I"II teach you a new game. 213 00:19:06,492 --> 00:19:08,653 Why stay a virgin at your age? 214 00:19:08,694 --> 00:19:11,458 - Let go or I"II scream! - Go ahead. No one wiII hear you. 215 00:19:11,497 --> 00:19:14,523 My mother wouIdn"t aIIow it! I want to stay pure. 216 00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:18,162 You try to stay pure, and I"II try to stop you. 217 00:19:18,204 --> 00:19:19,899 It"II be fun. 218 00:19:19,939 --> 00:19:22,066 - I don"t want to. - But I do. 219 00:19:22,107 --> 00:19:25,076 WouId you stand stiII? 220 00:19:26,245 --> 00:19:28,110 - Let go of me! - Stop it, kitten. 221 00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:30,615 The more you squirm, the wiIder I get. 222 00:19:33,552 --> 00:19:35,577 Nice game, don"t you think? 223 00:19:35,621 --> 00:19:37,953 Can you feeI the tingIe of excitement, Miss Purity? 224 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:40,220 HoId stiII. 225 00:19:53,239 --> 00:19:56,072 Can"t you fight any harder? 226 00:19:56,108 --> 00:19:58,099 Here you go! 227 00:19:59,278 --> 00:20:00,870 You"II pay for this. 228 00:20:02,781 --> 00:20:04,908 I"m going to disinfect it. 229 00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:08,408 But when I come back, you"II pay. 230 00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:11,355 And it won"t be easy. I"II be very hard to pIease! 231 00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:13,221 You thought I was the deviI, right? 232 00:20:13,259 --> 00:20:15,784 WeII, I"II prove it to you. 233 00:20:53,165 --> 00:20:55,463 That was when I stopped being afraid. 234 00:20:55,501 --> 00:20:58,993 If he was the deviI, he didn"t stand a chance against me. 235 00:20:59,038 --> 00:21:01,529 If he was the deviI, tough Iuck for him. 236 00:21:01,574 --> 00:21:03,804 I feIt strong, pure and invincibIe. 237 00:21:03,842 --> 00:21:05,742 - Remember Joan of Arc? - No. 238 00:21:06,812 --> 00:21:09,110 Let"s start over. 239 00:21:09,148 --> 00:21:11,013 Where are you? 240 00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:16,615 Down with the deviI! Praised be ArchangeI GabrieI! 241 00:21:16,655 --> 00:21:20,147 - Have you Iost your mind? - Stand back, you demon! 242 00:21:20,192 --> 00:21:23,252 - I"II defend my purity. - ReaIIy? WeII, I"II show you. 243 00:21:23,295 --> 00:21:26,162 Stand back. I"m strong and invincibIe. 244 00:21:26,198 --> 00:21:29,099 - And I"m fed up! - You"II never have me. 245 00:21:29,134 --> 00:21:30,795 ReaIIy? 246 00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:32,997 StiII feeI that way? 247 00:21:33,038 --> 00:21:35,506 - WiII you behave now? - No! 248 00:21:35,541 --> 00:21:38,203 - I"m teIIing you, you wiII! - Leave me aIone. 249 00:21:38,243 --> 00:21:39,710 Come on, stand up. 250 00:21:39,745 --> 00:21:42,339 These things require a couch. 251 00:21:44,350 --> 00:21:47,547 Stop! Where are you going? Snow White! 252 00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:50,248 What were they, fake nuns? 253 00:21:50,289 --> 00:21:52,985 Pure, invincibIe and Iocked in. 254 00:21:53,025 --> 00:21:55,823 - Open the door. - Go to heII, you demon! 255 00:21:55,861 --> 00:21:57,055 I said, open the door! 256 00:21:57,096 --> 00:21:59,826 Watch out, Miss Innocent. 257 00:21:59,865 --> 00:22:01,230 I"m getting angry. 258 00:22:02,401 --> 00:22:05,131 There you are. You"re getting angry? 259 00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:07,695 An angry deviI is a harmIess deviI. 260 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:10,208 Getting angrier stiII? 261 00:22:10,242 --> 00:22:11,766 A virgin who Iocks the door 262 00:22:11,810 --> 00:22:14,438 makes the deviI yeII more. 263 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,972 Listen to me, sweetheart. 264 00:22:18,017 --> 00:22:21,111 Open this damned door. You hear? 265 00:22:21,153 --> 00:22:24,953 If you don"t open up right now, I"II break it down. Open up! 266 00:22:24,990 --> 00:22:27,356 Just a minute. I need to think about it. 267 00:22:29,495 --> 00:22:33,261 Your father used to Iock himseIf in the bathroom for hours too. 268 00:22:33,298 --> 00:22:36,426 - Was the deviI waiting outside? - No, I was. But it was annoying. 269 00:22:36,468 --> 00:22:38,129 - What"s that got to do with it? - I was making conversation. 270 00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:41,435 Just imagine my situation. 271 00:22:41,473 --> 00:22:44,408 I was heId prisoner by Satan. 272 00:22:44,443 --> 00:22:45,671 I wouId have Ieft. 273 00:22:45,711 --> 00:22:48,942 How couId I, without the key? 274 00:22:50,382 --> 00:22:52,680 - Did you find it? - In the pocket of his trousers. 275 00:22:52,718 --> 00:22:56,176 - You took the deviI"s trousers off? - He had Ieft them in the bathroom. 276 00:22:56,221 --> 00:22:58,553 - I"m afraid. - Why? I may be a IittIe IiveIy... 277 00:22:58,590 --> 00:23:02,026 perhaps even excitabIe, but I have a good heart. 278 00:23:02,061 --> 00:23:03,858 I made a mistake, that"s aII. 279 00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:07,730 Come on, open the door. I swear I"II be an angeI. 280 00:23:07,766 --> 00:23:09,757 I"m reaIIy sorry for what I did. 281 00:23:09,802 --> 00:23:13,101 Damn it! Open the door and I"II beg you forgiveness. 282 00:23:13,138 --> 00:23:14,901 We aII make mistakes. 283 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:18,432 Open up, and I"II take you home. I give you my word. 284 00:23:18,477 --> 00:23:21,378 Tina, I said open the door! 285 00:23:21,413 --> 00:23:23,506 Did you hear me? 286 00:23:23,549 --> 00:23:25,107 Yes, I heard you. 287 00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,141 It"s open. 288 00:23:34,927 --> 00:23:37,020 Tina, my turtIedove-- 289 00:23:37,062 --> 00:23:38,996 Where are you? 290 00:23:39,031 --> 00:23:42,797 - Tina! Let me out! - He was yeIIing his head off. 291 00:23:42,835 --> 00:23:45,326 He couId go to heII. I had made it. 292 00:23:45,370 --> 00:23:48,635 I hadn"t Iost my purity-- but I had forgotten my shoes. 293 00:23:48,674 --> 00:23:51,472 My dress was ripped, but what"s a dress? 294 00:23:51,510 --> 00:23:54,707 Too bad, it was one of a kind. ShouId we caII the poIice? 295 00:23:54,747 --> 00:23:56,078 And what wouId I teII them? 296 00:23:56,115 --> 00:23:58,174 That the deviI tried to rape me in his own apartment? 297 00:23:58,217 --> 00:24:00,515 It wouId be hard to convince an officer. 298 00:24:00,552 --> 00:24:04,318 - Wait! Let"s caII Father Pino. - No, Mother. PIease. 299 00:24:04,356 --> 00:24:07,757 He"d be forced to exorcise me in church on Sunday morning. 300 00:24:07,793 --> 00:24:10,523 Just imagine. Everyone wouId be staring at me. 301 00:24:10,562 --> 00:24:13,725 Besides, this is a night 302 00:24:13,766 --> 00:24:15,324 that demon won"t easiIy forget. 303 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,630 I understand being a pervert. 304 00:24:17,669 --> 00:24:19,603 But making Iove with a cat... 305 00:24:19,638 --> 00:24:21,697 - Was it a tomcat? - Very funny. I"m not taIking. 306 00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:24,436 Why not? We teII each other everything. 307 00:24:24,476 --> 00:24:26,068 First of aII, why wasn"t she wiIIing? 308 00:24:26,111 --> 00:24:29,478 - Not wiIIing? - Then why did she scratch you? 309 00:24:29,515 --> 00:24:32,040 - WeII-- - Let"s hear it. 310 00:24:32,084 --> 00:24:34,951 I"m very shy. If a girI Iooks at me, 311 00:24:34,987 --> 00:24:36,420 I bIush. 312 00:24:36,455 --> 00:24:39,618 But the reaIIy hot chicks bring out the monster in me. 313 00:24:39,658 --> 00:24:40,989 - The werewoIf! - PreciseIy. 314 00:24:41,026 --> 00:24:42,789 This morning in the park, 315 00:24:42,828 --> 00:24:46,127 I suddenIy reaIized I had stopped my car. 316 00:24:49,835 --> 00:24:53,430 I"m shy. What wouId I do if there were no girIs Iike this one? 317 00:24:53,472 --> 00:24:55,838 SIy panthers, super hot... 318 00:24:55,874 --> 00:24:57,865 every gIance a come-on. 319 00:24:57,910 --> 00:25:00,242 And I faII for it. 320 00:25:02,247 --> 00:25:04,010 You know what I mean? 321 00:25:04,049 --> 00:25:06,449 She wouId stop, wait for me to stop, 322 00:25:06,485 --> 00:25:08,885 and then start waIking again, with those Iong, Iong Iegs. 323 00:25:08,921 --> 00:25:10,855 As if to offer me, at every step, 324 00:25:10,889 --> 00:25:13,050 a free sampIe of her femininity. 325 00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:32,974 What wouId I do if girIs Iike this didn"t exist? 326 00:25:33,011 --> 00:25:35,070 I forget my shyness. 327 00:25:50,295 --> 00:25:53,696 She said she wanted to go out with me. 328 00:25:53,732 --> 00:25:56,292 Of course, I picked her up at her pIace. 329 00:25:56,335 --> 00:25:59,361 WeII, when I saw her mother, I wished I was her father! 330 00:25:59,404 --> 00:26:01,201 How she taIked! 331 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,936 My name is Gianni Prada. I"m here to pick up Tina. 332 00:26:03,976 --> 00:26:05,910 Look, he"s shy! 333 00:26:05,944 --> 00:26:08,139 I"m Sonia, Tina"s mother. 334 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:11,479 PIease, come in. I"II caII you by your first name. 335 00:26:11,516 --> 00:26:14,144 It"s more intimate. Do you mind? 336 00:26:14,186 --> 00:26:16,120 - No, but your husband might. - Who? 337 00:26:16,154 --> 00:26:17,917 SiIIy! 338 00:26:17,956 --> 00:26:20,424 My husband is dead. I"m a widow. 339 00:26:20,459 --> 00:26:23,223 - I"m sorry. " Don"t apoIogize. You didn"t kiII him. 340 00:26:23,262 --> 00:26:26,925 He kiIIed himseIf. Imagine, he had faIIen in Iove, Iike a fooI. 341 00:26:26,965 --> 00:26:29,593 - With whom? - With me. In fact, he married me. 342 00:26:29,635 --> 00:26:32,263 That"s why he kiIIed himseIf. PIease, sit down. Over there. 343 00:26:32,304 --> 00:26:36,172 Better yet, sit here, next to me, Iike my poor husband used to do... 344 00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:37,800 before he committed suicide. 345 00:26:37,843 --> 00:26:40,243 - I"ve reminded you of your Ioss. - Think nothing of it. 346 00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:44,238 - Are you the sensitive type? - No, ma"am. WeII, it depends-- 347 00:26:44,283 --> 00:26:47,411 CaII me Sonia. WouId you Iike a drink? 348 00:26:47,452 --> 00:26:50,080 Some cognac? Or perhaps some whisky? 349 00:26:50,122 --> 00:26:52,215 WeII, maybe some whisky. 350 00:26:52,257 --> 00:26:53,815 Good boy. It wiII warm us up. 351 00:26:53,859 --> 00:26:55,486 - Are you coId? - Yes, in my heart. 352 00:26:55,527 --> 00:26:58,553 And my feet are frozen. I just need 15 minutes. 353 00:27:35,901 --> 00:27:38,131 His name is CooIie. 354 00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:39,660 Down, boy! 355 00:27:39,705 --> 00:27:41,900 It"s an unusuaI name. It stands for CooIie Nose. 356 00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:44,135 EngIish is such a funny Ianguage! 357 00:27:44,176 --> 00:27:47,043 There"s my IittIe girI. 358 00:27:47,079 --> 00:27:49,547 Mother, don"t fIirt with Gianni. He"s so shy. 359 00:27:49,581 --> 00:27:53,108 You"re mistaken, dear. I was teIIing him about the dog. 360 00:27:53,151 --> 00:27:55,676 - What do you think of my dress? - It"s gorgeous. 361 00:27:55,721 --> 00:27:58,554 - Isn"t it a IittIe too serious? - Nothing Iooks serious on Tina. 362 00:27:58,590 --> 00:28:00,649 Thank you. ShaII we go? 363 00:28:00,692 --> 00:28:02,683 What I meant was... 364 00:28:02,728 --> 00:28:05,720 she wouId Iook ravishing even in a deep-sea diving suit. 365 00:28:05,764 --> 00:28:08,392 - Thank you, Gianni. - Have a good time, my dears. 366 00:28:11,803 --> 00:28:13,464 You Iike to dance, don"t you? 367 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:16,764 Not reaIIy. 368 00:28:16,808 --> 00:28:20,369 I was hoping for a IittIe more exciting evening. 369 00:28:20,412 --> 00:28:23,540 What do you mean? The best bands pIay in this cIub. 370 00:28:26,351 --> 00:28:28,478 - I"m bored. - ReaIIy? 371 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,750 We can go somepIace eIse, if you Iike. 372 00:28:32,424 --> 00:28:36,383 Honey, why don"t we dance at your house for a coupIe of hours? 373 00:28:36,428 --> 00:28:38,919 - Do you Iike the idea? - Do I ever! 374 00:28:38,964 --> 00:28:40,522 Excuse us. 375 00:29:09,594 --> 00:29:13,121 - I usuaIIy make the first move. - What are you waiting for? 376 00:29:32,150 --> 00:29:35,779 You"re so hot with that frightened expression on your face. 377 00:29:36,955 --> 00:29:40,356 HoId on a minute. Let me open the gate. 378 00:29:40,392 --> 00:29:41,825 The key is stuck. 379 00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:43,828 Let"s try the doorman. 380 00:29:43,862 --> 00:29:45,989 I can hardIy wait any Ionger. 381 00:29:46,031 --> 00:29:48,329 I hope he"s there. 382 00:29:50,969 --> 00:29:54,234 I"m sorry, Beppe. I"m busy. 383 00:29:55,941 --> 00:29:58,569 Chick stuff. 384 00:29:58,610 --> 00:30:01,204 AII right. I"II taIk to you tomorrow morning. 385 00:30:15,026 --> 00:30:17,995 Coming! What a drag. 386 00:30:18,029 --> 00:30:20,054 Don"t I deserve to have a private Iife too? 387 00:30:37,616 --> 00:30:41,347 - Good evening, Mr. Prada. - The Iock was stuck. Excuse me. 388 00:30:41,386 --> 00:30:43,786 I bet you were asIeep. 389 00:30:43,822 --> 00:30:46,154 We shouId get the Iock fixed. 390 00:30:46,191 --> 00:30:47,658 Thank you. 391 00:30:47,692 --> 00:30:49,887 I thought we"d never get in. 392 00:30:49,928 --> 00:30:52,954 Unfinished business Iike this aIways gives me a headache. 393 00:30:56,001 --> 00:30:59,437 We"re here at Iast. 394 00:30:59,471 --> 00:31:02,133 What wouId you Iike to drink? 395 00:31:02,174 --> 00:31:04,404 Whisky. Make it a doubIe. 396 00:31:05,844 --> 00:31:08,472 - Ice? - Just a IittIe. 397 00:31:08,513 --> 00:31:11,243 How sweet. You have a swing. 398 00:31:11,283 --> 00:31:13,251 Whatever for? 399 00:31:13,285 --> 00:31:15,685 - Do you sIeep on it? - No. 400 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,950 - Then you must have a bed. - NaturaIIy. 401 00:31:17,989 --> 00:31:20,457 WeII, that"s good news. 402 00:31:20,492 --> 00:31:23,484 Shy men turn me on. 403 00:31:23,528 --> 00:31:25,996 - PIease don"t judge me harshIy. - Why shouId I? 404 00:31:26,031 --> 00:31:29,467 - Can you see my good side? - Yes, perfectIy weII. 405 00:31:29,501 --> 00:31:33,301 You"re right. I"m shy, and you"re exactIy the opposite. 406 00:31:33,338 --> 00:31:35,431 Between us, it averages out. And the night is stiII young. 407 00:31:35,473 --> 00:31:38,374 Then Iet"s not waste it by taIking too much. 408 00:31:38,410 --> 00:31:41,436 What? Oh, I understand. You want your drink. 409 00:31:43,715 --> 00:31:46,343 Do you have to be so beautifuI? 410 00:31:46,384 --> 00:31:48,181 You"re reaIIy too hot to handIe. 411 00:31:52,123 --> 00:31:54,887 - Hurry up, Gianni. - Yes, of course. 412 00:31:54,926 --> 00:31:58,521 I can"t Iook at you, though, or I"II have a heart attack. 413 00:32:26,825 --> 00:32:28,793 What are you doing with that vase? 414 00:32:28,827 --> 00:32:31,557 It feIt Iike you were giving me an X-ray. 415 00:32:53,618 --> 00:32:55,916 There"s the bed. 416 00:32:55,954 --> 00:32:58,479 It"s not very sexy. 417 00:32:58,523 --> 00:33:00,787 It Iooks Iike the base of the GaribaIdi monument. 418 00:33:00,825 --> 00:33:04,386 It"s actuaIIy very soft. 419 00:33:04,429 --> 00:33:06,260 ShaII I put on some music? 420 00:33:06,298 --> 00:33:09,461 Never judge a book by its cover. Take me, for instance: I seem shy. 421 00:33:09,501 --> 00:33:10,900 And? 422 00:33:10,935 --> 00:33:14,427 - And I reaIIy am. - That"s sweet. 423 00:33:17,409 --> 00:33:21,072 - Don"t worry. - I"m not worried, it"s just-- 424 00:33:21,112 --> 00:33:23,672 Don"t taIk. I"m here now. 425 00:33:23,715 --> 00:33:25,512 Leave everything to me. 426 00:34:21,806 --> 00:34:24,502 You kiss so weII, Gianni. 427 00:34:24,542 --> 00:34:26,032 Scuba diving Iessons. 428 00:34:47,265 --> 00:34:50,496 Have a smoke. You"ve got five minutes to rest. 429 00:34:53,037 --> 00:34:55,164 You know what"s wrong with your pad? 430 00:34:55,206 --> 00:34:57,674 It"s absurdIy effeminate. 431 00:34:57,709 --> 00:35:00,906 The swing, aII those soft couches, the bed that"s not reaIIy a bed. 432 00:35:00,945 --> 00:35:03,243 And yet you Iive here. 433 00:35:03,281 --> 00:35:06,717 You rest whiIe I take a shower. 434 00:35:47,091 --> 00:35:49,423 I"m going to eat you up. 435 00:35:53,131 --> 00:35:55,099 Kiss me. 436 00:37:40,872 --> 00:37:44,808 Gianni, my shy, thoughtfuI Iover. 437 00:37:44,842 --> 00:37:46,833 I"ve disappointed you, haven"t I? 438 00:37:46,878 --> 00:37:49,938 Just wait. You"II see. 439 00:37:51,983 --> 00:37:54,383 You won"t regret this night. 440 00:37:54,419 --> 00:37:56,717 No, it"s been a wonderfuI night. 441 00:37:56,754 --> 00:37:59,621 It"s been unforgettabIe. BeIieve me. 442 00:37:59,657 --> 00:38:02,182 Kiss me. 443 00:38:03,561 --> 00:38:05,688 SiIIy, faIIing off the swing! 444 00:38:05,730 --> 00:38:07,595 What happened to your forehead? 445 00:38:07,632 --> 00:38:10,965 - Your naiIs are a IittIe Iong. - It"s the jaguar styIe. 446 00:38:11,002 --> 00:38:13,869 - It"s aII the rave now. - Maybe in the jungIe. 447 00:38:13,905 --> 00:38:16,396 The smeII of bIood excites me! 448 00:38:16,441 --> 00:38:18,807 HoId on. I have to disinfect it. 449 00:38:18,843 --> 00:38:20,936 A jaguar"s scratch can be IethaI. 450 00:38:20,979 --> 00:38:23,777 Be a good girI. I"II be right back. 451 00:38:23,815 --> 00:38:26,340 If you feeI Iike reading, the phone book"s around somewhere. 452 00:38:33,458 --> 00:38:35,983 Why don"t I ever meet girIs Iike her? 453 00:38:36,027 --> 00:38:39,656 Because you"re fat. What do we have to do to become Iike you? 454 00:38:39,697 --> 00:38:41,927 Nothing couId be easier. 455 00:38:41,966 --> 00:38:43,456 Either you"re born that way Iike me, 456 00:38:43,501 --> 00:38:45,765 or you go out with superwomen with raging hormones. 457 00:38:45,803 --> 00:38:47,634 - Like your man-eater? - PreciseIy. 458 00:38:47,672 --> 00:38:50,641 - I"m pretty shy. - So what? You"re fat. 459 00:38:50,675 --> 00:38:52,233 So, the jaguar"s scratch-- 460 00:38:52,276 --> 00:38:53,573 I was Iocked in the bathroom. 461 00:38:53,611 --> 00:38:55,772 I feIt sure I was covered in bIood. 462 00:38:55,813 --> 00:38:58,008 At Ieast I had time to recover. 463 00:38:58,049 --> 00:39:00,517 It was finaIIy time to take her home. 464 00:39:24,075 --> 00:39:26,134 Where"s my gorgeous hunk, 465 00:39:26,177 --> 00:39:28,975 aII shy and disinfected? 466 00:39:29,013 --> 00:39:31,914 Your jaguar wants to make it up to you. 467 00:39:31,949 --> 00:39:35,043 - You know how? - No. 468 00:39:35,086 --> 00:39:37,077 That is, I can imagine. 469 00:39:37,121 --> 00:39:39,214 But I-- I mean you-- 470 00:39:39,257 --> 00:39:41,885 I want the jaguar to caIm down. It"s Iate, you know. 471 00:39:41,926 --> 00:39:45,327 DarIing, I get so turned on when you act shy. 472 00:39:45,363 --> 00:39:48,855 ReaIIy? You"re easiIy aroused. 473 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:51,425 Very easiIy. 474 00:39:51,469 --> 00:39:54,996 I have an idea. WouId you Iight a cigarette? 475 00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:57,098 Just one. Then come over 476 00:39:57,141 --> 00:39:59,439 and give me a drag. 477 00:39:59,477 --> 00:40:01,775 Why is it that you bring out 478 00:40:01,813 --> 00:40:03,644 my darkest passions? 479 00:40:03,681 --> 00:40:05,740 This has been a wonderfuI night, 480 00:40:05,783 --> 00:40:07,910 but why am I not sated? 481 00:40:09,487 --> 00:40:12,854 There. As you get cIoser, 482 00:40:12,890 --> 00:40:15,757 I feeI myseIf shiver aII over. 483 00:40:17,195 --> 00:40:20,323 Won"t you come any cIoser? My senses are highIy offended. 484 00:40:20,364 --> 00:40:22,594 I want to Iook at you. 485 00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:24,328 I want to remember your entire body. 486 00:40:24,368 --> 00:40:27,633 After this wiId night, I wiII cherish the memory of your mouth... 487 00:40:27,672 --> 00:40:30,505 your eyes... 488 00:40:30,541 --> 00:40:33,772 the girIish spIendor of your chiIdIike body. 489 00:40:33,811 --> 00:40:37,542 - Are you stiII mad about the scratch? - No. 490 00:40:37,582 --> 00:40:40,176 But you"ve changed. You"re Iike a candy stuck in its wrapper. 491 00:40:40,218 --> 00:40:42,049 - Not at aII. - ReaIIy? 492 00:40:42,086 --> 00:40:44,486 You"re too beautifuI, damn it. 493 00:40:44,522 --> 00:40:47,286 Come here and give me that drag. 494 00:43:07,365 --> 00:43:10,357 DarIing, I"m not a machine, you know. 495 00:43:16,507 --> 00:43:18,668 Are you going to Ieave me here, 496 00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:20,609 fuII of unsatisfied desire? 497 00:43:20,645 --> 00:43:23,478 - Come back here, you big strong man. - Just a minute. 498 00:43:23,514 --> 00:43:26,039 Hey, what a wonderfuI surprise. 499 00:43:26,083 --> 00:43:27,448 You must have been in a skirmish. 500 00:43:27,485 --> 00:43:29,180 It"s nothing. It was a jaguar. Come on in. 501 00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:31,313 - Did you scratch yourseIf? - PreciseIy. 502 00:43:31,355 --> 00:43:33,152 A friend of mine kicked a Iion once. 503 00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:35,658 He had taken it for a Saint Bernard. 504 00:43:35,693 --> 00:43:38,856 - I"m so gIad to see you. - Puppy dog, what"s going on now? 505 00:43:38,896 --> 00:43:40,625 - Tina... - What"s going on? 506 00:43:40,665 --> 00:43:43,759 Come and meet some friends of mine. 507 00:43:43,801 --> 00:43:45,792 - Right now? - Hear that? She"s enthusiastic. 508 00:43:45,836 --> 00:43:47,497 I can teII. 509 00:43:47,538 --> 00:43:51,133 - Then what? - We aII chatted for haIf an hour. 510 00:43:52,743 --> 00:43:55,143 And finaIIy I took her home. 511 00:43:55,179 --> 00:43:57,079 You must be a IittIe tired. 512 00:43:57,114 --> 00:43:59,548 - Do Iike him. You might Iose weight. - Very funny. 513 00:44:03,087 --> 00:44:05,612 I couId start aII over again-- 514 00:44:05,656 --> 00:44:07,988 in a year or two. 515 00:44:08,025 --> 00:44:09,583 Good night. 516 00:44:09,627 --> 00:44:12,494 What Iuck, to be shy Iike that. 517 00:44:24,108 --> 00:44:27,100 - Good morning, Mr. Prada. - Good morning. 518 00:44:30,247 --> 00:44:32,238 - Is that him? - Why don"t you shout Iouder? 519 00:44:32,283 --> 00:44:34,945 - Did he come in Iast night? - It was a wiId one. 520 00:44:34,986 --> 00:44:37,477 - Go on, teII me everything. - Mum"s the word, though. 521 00:44:37,521 --> 00:44:39,045 It"s confidentiaI info. 522 00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:40,990 They couId expeI me from the Order of Doormen. 523 00:44:41,025 --> 00:44:43,755 - Where are you taking me? - To my office. 524 00:44:43,794 --> 00:44:45,261 You actuaIIy have an office? 525 00:44:45,296 --> 00:44:48,732 My mom got it aII wrong, making me study to be a miIkman. 526 00:44:48,766 --> 00:44:51,496 Your father"s the one who got it wrong. 527 00:44:51,535 --> 00:44:54,129 That famous day you were conceived... 528 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,568 Are these the women you aIways brag about sIeeping with? 529 00:44:59,610 --> 00:45:02,272 What do you know, you thick-skuIIed miIkman? 530 00:45:02,313 --> 00:45:04,213 - Are they souvenir photos? - Of course they are. 531 00:45:04,248 --> 00:45:07,240 - You mean aII these girIs-- - Have been in this room. 532 00:45:07,284 --> 00:45:11,152 Some came for Iove, others for money. 533 00:45:11,188 --> 00:45:13,554 Last night, that German girI had just Ieft... 534 00:45:13,591 --> 00:45:16,151 When the doorbeII rang, and I had to go to the gate. 535 00:45:16,193 --> 00:45:18,161 - It was him. - AIone? 536 00:45:18,195 --> 00:45:19,526 - No. - With a man? 537 00:45:19,563 --> 00:45:21,497 - With a woman. - IncredibIe. 538 00:45:21,532 --> 00:45:24,228 - Was it a transvestite? - Are you kidding? A reaI woman. 539 00:45:24,268 --> 00:45:27,203 - And what a babe! - Are you making this up? 540 00:45:27,238 --> 00:45:29,729 - Let me finish. - Right. Sorry. 541 00:45:30,908 --> 00:45:32,933 AII you know about is miIk. 542 00:45:32,977 --> 00:45:35,377 He brings women home every night. 543 00:45:35,413 --> 00:45:37,677 You shouId see those babes! 544 00:45:37,715 --> 00:45:39,774 And since I want to watch, 545 00:45:39,817 --> 00:45:42,445 whiIe they"re in the eIevator... 546 00:45:42,486 --> 00:45:45,455 I run up to the terrace! 547 00:46:09,313 --> 00:46:10,905 Aren"t you going to teII me any more? 548 00:46:10,948 --> 00:46:13,348 Quiet! I"m watching. 549 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,480 - I aImost forgot. - What? 550 00:46:18,522 --> 00:46:20,649 I have to make a phone caII. 551 00:46:20,691 --> 00:46:23,524 I"II make it quick. 552 00:46:34,939 --> 00:46:37,601 Hi, oId chum. I"m home. 553 00:46:39,443 --> 00:46:42,207 Of course. Come over. 554 00:46:42,246 --> 00:46:46,182 - And bring EsmeraIda. - You"re inviting friends over now? 555 00:46:46,217 --> 00:46:49,482 Just for a few minutes. I"m going to freshen up. 556 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:51,181 Make us a coupIe of martinis. 557 00:46:51,222 --> 00:46:52,621 But isn"t it a IittIe strange-- 558 00:46:52,656 --> 00:46:54,681 No, of course not. I"II be right back. 559 00:46:56,861 --> 00:46:59,421 - Then what? Did he waIk out on her? - Keep quiet and be patient. 560 00:48:18,876 --> 00:48:21,811 DarIing, how do I Iook? 561 00:48:21,845 --> 00:48:23,403 What are you, a modeI? 562 00:48:23,447 --> 00:48:27,042 - It"s very fIattering. - Thank you. 563 00:48:27,084 --> 00:48:29,018 It couId be custom made. 564 00:48:29,053 --> 00:48:30,953 Here you go. 565 00:48:30,988 --> 00:48:33,422 Not bad, eh? Cheers. 566 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,390 Let"s put on some music. 567 00:48:38,429 --> 00:48:41,057 Something we can dance to. 568 00:48:49,873 --> 00:48:52,239 You"re such a woman. 569 00:48:53,577 --> 00:48:55,374 ShaII we dance? 570 00:49:09,326 --> 00:49:11,726 - So aII they did was dance? - Not at aII. 571 00:49:11,762 --> 00:49:13,593 Don"t take off your gIasses. 572 00:49:13,631 --> 00:49:16,293 I"ve got to cIean them. 573 00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:19,700 I feeI your manIy body so cIose. 574 00:49:19,737 --> 00:49:21,728 HoId me. Rub up against me. 575 00:49:21,772 --> 00:49:24,104 Can you even imagine aII the things we couId do? 576 00:49:24,141 --> 00:49:27,304 My dear, you"II be satisfied. 577 00:49:27,344 --> 00:49:30,108 Be patient. Let"s warm up the engine. 578 00:49:30,147 --> 00:49:32,479 This engine"s aIready on fire. What a nuisance! 579 00:49:32,516 --> 00:49:35,076 - I"II get the door. - I want them gone in five minutes. 580 00:49:35,119 --> 00:49:37,849 - Hi, guys. - You"re wearing your new outfit. 581 00:49:37,888 --> 00:49:40,083 - You Iook great. - It"s my favorite. 582 00:49:40,124 --> 00:49:42,217 These are my friends, dear. 583 00:49:42,259 --> 00:49:44,727 Giorgio, EsmeraIda, Tina. 584 00:49:44,762 --> 00:49:47,094 - Tina, I Iike you aIready. - Giorgio, pIease sit down. 585 00:49:47,131 --> 00:49:50,100 We have so much to taIk about, you can"t begin to imagine. 586 00:49:50,134 --> 00:49:52,568 - Does he charge much? - No, he charges by the hour. 587 00:49:52,603 --> 00:49:56,095 - I had mine made at CoIIangeIi"s. - He"s so expensive. 588 00:49:56,140 --> 00:49:58,472 - Yes, but what a hunk! - Make yourseIf comfortabIe. 589 00:49:58,509 --> 00:50:00,272 WouId you Iike a drink? 590 00:50:00,311 --> 00:50:02,871 EsmeraIda, what wiII you have? 591 00:50:02,913 --> 00:50:04,380 A martini, heavy on the gin. 592 00:50:04,415 --> 00:50:05,746 - AII right. - Make that a whisky. 593 00:50:05,783 --> 00:50:09,412 - Tina, sexuaIIy, what are your views? - I don"t reaIIy have any. 594 00:50:09,453 --> 00:50:12,854 - May I make a suggestion? - What do some men see in women? 595 00:50:12,890 --> 00:50:15,085 DecidedIy second-reate. 596 00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:17,150 You know, she was rubbing up against me Iike crazy. 597 00:50:17,194 --> 00:50:19,560 I was so embarrassed. 598 00:50:19,596 --> 00:50:22,030 Man eater. 599 00:50:22,066 --> 00:50:23,966 AII she did was come on to me. 600 00:50:24,001 --> 00:50:27,528 What are you jeaIous? You have to trust me. 601 00:50:27,571 --> 00:50:29,368 You know you"re a whore. 602 00:50:29,406 --> 00:50:31,237 Cut it out, or it"s aII over. 603 00:50:31,275 --> 00:50:32,799 I"m gonna change the record. 604 00:50:32,843 --> 00:50:34,970 - Your whisky, sister dear. - Oh, she"s your sister? 605 00:50:35,012 --> 00:50:37,742 - No, my brother. - Thank you, bIondie. 606 00:50:37,781 --> 00:50:40,079 ShaII we shake our booties? 607 00:50:46,323 --> 00:50:48,587 Gianni, why don"t you join us? 608 00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:50,786 Let him drink, poor dear. 609 00:50:50,828 --> 00:50:53,092 He may be drinking, but I came here with him. 610 00:50:53,130 --> 00:50:55,121 We aII make mistakes, dear. 611 00:50:55,165 --> 00:50:57,998 Excuse me, pIease. 612 00:50:58,035 --> 00:50:59,764 What are you doing here aII aIone? 613 00:50:59,803 --> 00:51:01,634 Come on, dance with me. 614 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,237 Come on, twirI for me. 615 00:51:05,275 --> 00:51:07,334 You"re aIways fIirting. 616 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:17,186 - Do you Iive far from here? - Not far enough. 617 00:51:17,221 --> 00:51:19,689 You"re a modeI or an actress. 618 00:51:19,723 --> 00:51:21,748 You couId become one. 619 00:51:21,792 --> 00:51:23,282 I have Iots of friends. 620 00:51:23,327 --> 00:51:25,022 What are those two doing? 621 00:51:25,062 --> 00:51:27,428 - Guess. - Are they dancing by themseIves? 622 00:51:27,464 --> 00:51:29,625 Those two do Iots of things by themseIves. 623 00:51:29,666 --> 00:51:31,293 I"II give him a piece of my mind. 624 00:51:31,335 --> 00:51:33,360 - What kind of manners are these? - Didn"t anyone teII you? 625 00:51:33,404 --> 00:51:36,498 That"s the end of the dance and of my patience. 626 00:51:36,540 --> 00:51:39,907 That reminds me. We have some business to discuss, right Gianni? 627 00:51:39,943 --> 00:51:42,537 Yes. I reaIIy don"t know what"s bothering her. 628 00:51:42,579 --> 00:51:45,241 Are you actuaIIy going to taIk business now? 629 00:51:45,282 --> 00:51:48,877 Honey, why do you think babies are born in the cabbage patch? 630 00:51:48,919 --> 00:51:51,080 Because they can"t be born in the faggot patch. 631 00:51:51,121 --> 00:51:53,885 Boy, was she ever dumb. 632 00:51:53,924 --> 00:51:55,516 Hadn"t she figured it out yet? 633 00:51:55,559 --> 00:51:58,653 Women, no matter how you Iook at it, are stiII women. 634 00:51:58,695 --> 00:52:01,289 The troubIe is that sometimes even men are women. 635 00:52:01,331 --> 00:52:04,789 I may be oId-fashioned, but without women... 636 00:52:04,835 --> 00:52:06,996 I might as weII be dead. 637 00:52:07,037 --> 00:52:09,631 I soon wiII be, if you don"t stop smoking that thing in my face. 638 00:52:09,673 --> 00:52:11,937 - What about peopIe who smoke grass? - Who smoke what? 639 00:52:11,975 --> 00:52:15,934 I don"t know. I read about it. It must be a spice, Iike cIoves. 640 00:52:15,979 --> 00:52:19,540 - Go on, teII me more. - You"d better caIm down. 641 00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:21,517 Waiting for you, my miIk couId turn to cheese. 642 00:52:21,552 --> 00:52:22,712 - Get going, then. - No. 643 00:52:22,753 --> 00:52:26,120 We Ieft off with the homosexuaI man and the highIy sexuaI... 644 00:52:26,156 --> 00:52:29,091 or, rather, oversexed woman. 645 00:52:29,126 --> 00:52:33,187 - So he"s a faggot. - What a waste of a fabuIous chick. 646 00:52:38,235 --> 00:52:40,533 Better turn it off. 647 00:53:21,078 --> 00:53:23,137 Why are you Iooking at me Iike that? 648 00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:24,613 Is there something wrong with me? 649 00:53:24,648 --> 00:53:26,582 - On the contrary. - WeII, then? 650 00:53:26,617 --> 00:53:29,347 I see a girI who couId go far. 651 00:53:29,386 --> 00:53:31,411 A girI with beauty and styIe. 652 00:53:31,455 --> 00:53:33,685 - What do you mean? - A girI Iike you couId do anything. 653 00:53:33,724 --> 00:53:36,454 Movies, modeIing, even a tabIoid ceIebrity marriage. 654 00:53:37,995 --> 00:53:41,431 - Who shouId I marry? Onassis? - Why not? 655 00:53:41,465 --> 00:53:43,262 And where wouId I put Jackie? 656 00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:45,791 Out to pasture. She"s Iast year"s modeI. 657 00:53:45,836 --> 00:53:47,565 I wouIdn"t marry him, though. 658 00:53:47,604 --> 00:53:49,231 Don"t worry. I get seasick. 659 00:53:49,273 --> 00:53:50,535 You couId do much better, 660 00:53:50,574 --> 00:53:54,203 if you"re ambitious and just a bit unscrupuIous. 661 00:53:54,244 --> 00:53:56,872 UnscrupuIous enough 662 00:53:56,914 --> 00:53:58,438 to sIeep with an infIuentiaI man? 663 00:53:58,482 --> 00:54:01,110 - Or an infIuentiaI woman. - A woman? Are you crazy? 664 00:54:01,151 --> 00:54:03,244 No, I"m a woman of my time. 665 00:54:03,287 --> 00:54:06,017 Don"t you get out to the movies? Don"t you read books? 666 00:54:06,056 --> 00:54:09,355 - Yes, but I Iike men. - Good Iuck in finding one. 667 00:54:09,393 --> 00:54:11,156 In bed, be it with a man or a woman, 668 00:54:11,194 --> 00:54:12,923 there"s aIways some fun to be had. 669 00:54:12,963 --> 00:54:15,227 You couId combine business with pIeasure. 670 00:54:15,265 --> 00:54:17,597 - Do you caII that moraI? - No, I caII it smart. 671 00:54:17,634 --> 00:54:20,194 Why throw it aII away? You"re Iucky enough 672 00:54:20,237 --> 00:54:22,762 to drive both men and women wiId. Make the most of it. 673 00:54:22,806 --> 00:54:26,833 Lovemaking is a very heaIthy form of exercise, 674 00:54:26,877 --> 00:54:30,836 that can bring you pIeasure, money and success. 675 00:54:32,149 --> 00:54:34,515 I definiteIy don"t sit on the sideIines... 676 00:54:34,551 --> 00:54:38,078 But I pIay with the man of my choice. 677 00:54:38,121 --> 00:54:40,351 - Such as Gianni? - Why? Don"t you Iike Gianni? 678 00:54:40,390 --> 00:54:43,223 No, Gianni"s fine. But you"re not going to get Iucky. 679 00:54:43,260 --> 00:54:44,818 You"re not his type. 680 00:54:44,861 --> 00:54:48,262 You"re not a fireman, you don"t have a hairy chest... 681 00:54:48,298 --> 00:54:50,289 and guess what eIse you don"t have. 682 00:54:51,435 --> 00:54:53,528 I"m sorry, but I don"t beIieve you. 683 00:54:53,570 --> 00:54:56,095 That"s just his way. 684 00:54:57,708 --> 00:54:59,767 Perhaps. 685 00:54:59,810 --> 00:55:02,677 He has exceIIent taste where women are concerned. 686 00:55:02,713 --> 00:55:06,581 But this time he"s broken aII records. 687 00:55:06,617 --> 00:55:09,085 Thank you. 688 00:55:09,119 --> 00:55:11,144 It"s unusuaI for a woman 689 00:55:11,188 --> 00:55:13,622 to pay compIiments Iike this... 690 00:55:13,657 --> 00:55:15,784 unIess she has uIterior motives. 691 00:55:15,826 --> 00:55:19,057 Honey, I"d be an idiot to waste energy for nothing. 692 00:55:19,096 --> 00:55:22,088 First I want to make you curious so I can then enIighten you. 693 00:55:22,132 --> 00:55:25,829 If after aII this work 694 00:55:25,869 --> 00:55:28,633 I get to ""exercise"" a IittIe... ask Gianni. 695 00:55:28,672 --> 00:55:30,264 There"s no harm in it. 696 00:55:30,307 --> 00:55:31,865 Gianni has such exquisite taste 697 00:55:31,908 --> 00:55:34,172 that he wouIdn"t even be surprised. 698 00:55:34,211 --> 00:55:37,009 I"m not sure I understand you. 699 00:55:37,047 --> 00:55:39,015 But I don"t Iike it when you speak of Gianni that way. 700 00:55:39,049 --> 00:55:40,846 If his taste is so exquisite, 701 00:55:40,884 --> 00:55:43,785 that just makes him more cIassy. 702 00:55:43,820 --> 00:55:46,254 That"s right, Snow White. It"s simpIy a matter of cIass. 703 00:55:46,289 --> 00:55:48,951 For him it wouIdn"t be cIassy to make Iove to you. 704 00:55:48,992 --> 00:55:51,859 I, on the other hand, wouId jump at the chance. 705 00:55:53,063 --> 00:55:56,089 - I was just making conversation. - Good. Now Iet"s change the subject. 706 00:55:56,133 --> 00:55:57,623 - Are you insuIted? - You bet. 707 00:55:57,668 --> 00:56:00,535 Because I find you beautifuI? AII right, Snow White. 708 00:56:00,570 --> 00:56:01,832 What do you want to taIk about? 709 00:56:01,872 --> 00:56:04,636 - About Gianni. - ReaIIy? And what if-- 710 00:56:04,675 --> 00:56:06,802 TeII me everything you know. 711 00:56:06,843 --> 00:56:10,472 - I met him three years ago. - Did you sIeep with him? 712 00:56:10,514 --> 00:56:13,449 It didn"t even cross my mind. 713 00:56:13,483 --> 00:56:16,043 It was at a cIub 714 00:56:16,086 --> 00:56:18,554 where unusuaI peopIe meet. 715 00:56:18,588 --> 00:56:20,215 What do you mean? 716 00:56:20,257 --> 00:56:22,248 Strange peopIe. 717 00:56:23,527 --> 00:56:25,995 AII right, girIs. Take your positions 718 00:56:26,029 --> 00:56:28,395 with your arms above your heads. 719 00:56:28,432 --> 00:56:30,593 Take your positions, pIease. 720 00:56:30,634 --> 00:56:32,795 And now, stiII as statues. 721 00:56:32,836 --> 00:56:35,930 Second position, pIease. Very good. 722 00:58:01,491 --> 00:58:04,051 DarIing, if I were a macho man, I"d be drooIing over you. 723 00:58:04,094 --> 00:58:06,324 And if I were you-- 724 00:58:06,363 --> 00:58:09,196 Who"s that cutie over there? 725 00:58:09,232 --> 00:58:11,029 An actor out of a Western? 726 00:58:11,067 --> 00:58:14,036 We no do such things in SwitzerIand! 727 00:58:15,505 --> 00:58:18,201 - Whatever you see in her? - A Iot. 728 00:58:20,510 --> 00:58:22,910 You know, you"re a reaI nutcase. 729 00:58:22,946 --> 00:58:25,244 Let"s go check them out. 730 00:58:54,678 --> 00:58:56,373 Good evening. 731 00:58:57,714 --> 00:59:00,182 Are you IoneIy, curIy head? 732 00:59:00,217 --> 00:59:03,209 No, I no come here aIone. 733 00:59:03,253 --> 00:59:06,313 I come here with Gianni. 734 00:59:06,356 --> 00:59:09,052 - Doesn"t this Iook exciting? - What is it? 735 00:59:09,092 --> 00:59:11,390 Excuse me. 736 00:59:11,428 --> 00:59:13,453 HeIIo, girIfriend. 737 00:59:13,496 --> 00:59:16,056 You know Gianni? He good boy. 738 00:59:16,099 --> 00:59:18,727 He no touch my ass just because I Swiss. 739 00:59:18,768 --> 00:59:22,033 Here men hardIy ever commit such banaI acts. 740 00:59:22,072 --> 00:59:25,633 - AIso in SwitzerIand. - WouId you Iike something sweet? 741 00:59:25,675 --> 00:59:29,076 - Can I have aIso orange juice? - That, and much more. 742 00:59:29,112 --> 00:59:32,275 You very nice. Have you go to SwitzerIand? 743 00:59:33,450 --> 00:59:35,748 Many cows. You"re so young. 744 00:59:35,785 --> 00:59:37,776 What the heII are you doing? 745 00:59:37,821 --> 00:59:40,449 Get back in position. 746 00:59:46,863 --> 00:59:49,354 I"ve never seen anything Iike it. 747 00:59:49,399 --> 00:59:52,334 You may be naked, but you"re not at aII sexy. 748 00:59:52,369 --> 00:59:55,099 You"re about as sexy as a coId prison ceII. 749 00:59:59,342 --> 01:00:01,071 Me go in there? 750 01:00:01,111 --> 01:00:03,875 - Of course, curIy head. - Thank you. 751 01:00:03,914 --> 01:00:06,610 This is a photographer"s studio. 752 01:00:06,650 --> 01:00:10,279 - No one wiII bother us here. - I Iike. 753 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:13,756 You take picture here? I not been to hairdresser. 754 01:00:13,790 --> 01:00:17,123 - My curIs not done. - Don"t worry, curIy head. 755 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,253 You"II be fine. 756 01:00:19,296 --> 01:00:21,059 You know what? 757 01:00:21,097 --> 01:00:24,260 Let"s take a picture. I aIready know who to show it to. 758 01:00:24,301 --> 01:00:26,462 You have a great career ahead of you. 759 01:00:26,503 --> 01:00:29,370 CarIa! Just wait. 760 01:00:29,406 --> 01:00:31,897 Some shots of this gentIeman. 761 01:00:31,942 --> 01:00:34,775 A cIose-up and a fuII Iength shot. 762 01:00:34,811 --> 01:00:37,905 - Make him Iook his best. - Of course. 763 01:00:37,948 --> 01:00:40,712 - You"II see. - FoIIow me. 764 01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:43,412 - I was with a girI, but-- - Come with me. 765 01:00:43,453 --> 01:00:45,614 You"re not just beautifuI. 766 01:00:45,655 --> 01:00:49,591 You"re incredibIy styIish too. 767 01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:52,151 WouId you Iike to have you picture on a cover? 768 01:00:52,195 --> 01:00:55,961 - Just say the word. - It"s aIways been my dream. 769 01:00:55,999 --> 01:00:58,934 I"II introduce you to things... 770 01:00:58,969 --> 01:01:02,769 you"ve never known. We may stiII be in time. 771 01:01:02,806 --> 01:01:05,070 Come with me. I"II show you. 772 01:01:07,277 --> 01:01:10,440 We may stiII be in time for a famous weekIy. 773 01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:13,449 - Which one? - ""Sex in The Barnyard."" 774 01:01:13,483 --> 01:01:15,041 Two miIIion subscribers. 775 01:01:15,085 --> 01:01:18,179 Can me buy copy? 776 01:01:18,221 --> 01:01:20,189 They"d Iike nothing better. 777 01:01:21,624 --> 01:01:24,058 - Get into a sexy pose. - Like this? 778 01:01:24,094 --> 01:01:27,825 You"re so nice and firm. HoId stiII. You Iook so hot. 779 01:01:27,864 --> 01:01:29,957 Don"t move. I promise you, You"II be a smash hit. 780 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,662 I know other sexy poses. 781 01:01:32,702 --> 01:01:36,194 You"re very experienced! Do whatever you want. 782 01:01:36,239 --> 01:01:37,672 But don"t wriggIe too much, honey. 783 01:01:37,707 --> 01:01:41,006 I"m Mediterranean, and you"II turn me on. 784 01:01:41,044 --> 01:01:43,171 You"re so beautifuI. Again. HoId stiII. 785 01:01:45,148 --> 01:01:48,015 Honey, you reaIIy turn me on. 786 01:01:48,051 --> 01:01:49,814 Your skin is so IoveIy. 787 01:01:49,853 --> 01:01:52,048 - You Iike my skin? - It"s out of this worId. 788 01:01:52,088 --> 01:01:53,487 Take your cIothes off. 789 01:01:53,523 --> 01:01:55,582 I undress here? 790 01:01:55,625 --> 01:01:58,150 Take off your dress. 791 01:01:58,194 --> 01:02:00,890 I don"t do this. 792 01:02:00,930 --> 01:02:03,956 - I naked underneath aImost. - Let"s see. 793 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,764 We"re both women. I"ve seen so many naked girIs. 794 01:02:06,803 --> 01:02:08,668 You don"t Iook. 795 01:02:08,705 --> 01:02:11,640 I never undress in pubIic. 796 01:02:11,674 --> 01:02:14,370 You can afford it with your Iooks. 797 01:02:14,411 --> 01:02:15,878 You Iook even better naked. 798 01:02:15,912 --> 01:02:18,813 You don"t wear a bra. 799 01:02:18,848 --> 01:02:20,475 I guess you don"t need it. 800 01:02:20,517 --> 01:02:22,382 I do this? 801 01:02:22,419 --> 01:02:24,046 Let yourseIf go, dear. 802 01:02:24,087 --> 01:02:27,488 Is this better? Do you want other poses? 803 01:02:27,524 --> 01:02:30,652 - Like this. - Give me one more. 804 01:02:30,693 --> 01:02:34,561 - I know many poses. You Iike this? - Any pose is fine. 805 01:02:34,597 --> 01:02:36,462 Whatever you say you want, I do for you. 806 01:02:37,634 --> 01:02:40,068 - What do you want? - You"II soon find out. 807 01:02:40,103 --> 01:02:42,833 And you"II Iike it. 808 01:02:42,906 --> 01:02:46,342 I met Gianni in a cIub fuII of gays. 809 01:02:46,376 --> 01:02:48,344 But he was with a girI. 810 01:02:48,378 --> 01:02:50,243 He was with a girI tonight too. 811 01:02:54,751 --> 01:02:56,981 Wake up, Snow White. 812 01:02:57,020 --> 01:03:00,148 You came here to make Iove with Gianni, but no dice. 813 01:03:00,190 --> 01:03:02,658 SiIIy you! Who says you have to make Iove to a man? 814 01:03:02,692 --> 01:03:05,183 I"ve never induIged in your squaIid and revoIting practices. 815 01:03:05,228 --> 01:03:08,857 If you"ve never tried them, how do you know they"re squaIid? 816 01:03:08,898 --> 01:03:10,957 I used to be Iike you. 817 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,195 I used to sIeep onIy with men. 818 01:03:13,236 --> 01:03:17,138 Then one day I met a woman. She was so sweet and tender. 819 01:03:17,173 --> 01:03:19,437 I never went with another man. 820 01:03:19,476 --> 01:03:21,376 WeII, you must be different. 821 01:03:21,411 --> 01:03:23,743 I Iike Gianni. 822 01:03:23,780 --> 01:03:26,715 That"s bad. Very bad. 823 01:03:26,749 --> 01:03:29,946 Gianni doesn"t Iove you. He Ioves Giorgio. 824 01:03:31,321 --> 01:03:33,949 What are you impIying? That Gianni is... 825 01:03:33,990 --> 01:03:36,550 - Yes. - a pervert? 826 01:03:36,593 --> 01:03:39,153 My dear, you couId use a more specific term. 827 01:03:39,195 --> 01:03:41,186 Open the door and see for yourseIf. 828 01:03:41,231 --> 01:03:43,028 Are you saying that they"re-- 829 01:03:43,066 --> 01:03:45,227 Don"t take my word for it. 830 01:03:45,268 --> 01:03:47,930 Take a Iook. Go on. 831 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:25,471 Poor dear. 832 01:04:28,178 --> 01:04:31,545 - Here. I had to do it. - It"s crazy. 833 01:04:33,216 --> 01:04:36,708 - It"s so unfair. - I"m sorry. 834 01:04:36,753 --> 01:04:40,655 One man is revoIting enough. Imagine when they"re in pairs. 835 01:04:41,791 --> 01:04:43,725 What kind of a pIace is this? 836 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:46,923 I want to Ieave. 837 01:04:46,963 --> 01:04:50,592 I didn"t think peopIe Iike you 838 01:04:50,633 --> 01:04:53,625 existed in this worId. 839 01:04:53,670 --> 01:04:57,197 You think we"re monsters because our way of making Iove is different? 840 01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,265 How did we come to this? 841 01:04:59,309 --> 01:05:02,278 I"ve sIept with thousands of men. 842 01:05:02,312 --> 01:05:05,042 But you"ve never sIept with a woman. 843 01:05:06,049 --> 01:05:07,380 - The thingy. - What? 844 01:05:07,417 --> 01:05:10,545 - What wiII I do without the thingy? - You want to Ieave now? 845 01:05:10,587 --> 01:05:11,781 I"ve got to go get it. 846 01:05:36,946 --> 01:05:40,109 - What is it you"re Iooking for? - The thingy. 847 01:05:40,149 --> 01:05:41,776 The one you take to the races. 848 01:05:41,818 --> 01:05:44,184 A horse? You need a horse on the roof? 849 01:05:44,220 --> 01:05:46,882 What horse? Do you think I keep a horse in my drawer? 850 01:05:46,923 --> 01:05:49,983 The thingy peopIe take with them to the opera. 851 01:05:50,026 --> 01:05:52,324 To the opera? Oh, a truxedo. 852 01:05:52,362 --> 01:05:53,624 - A what? - A truxedo. 853 01:05:53,663 --> 01:05:55,688 The bIack suit with the white shirt and that bIack thing on the front. 854 01:05:55,732 --> 01:05:58,292 - Oh, a tuxedo. - Isn"t that what I said? 855 01:05:58,334 --> 01:06:00,325 No, I"m Iooking for my thingy. 856 01:06:00,370 --> 01:06:01,894 Maybe it"s up here. 857 01:06:01,938 --> 01:06:04,498 - What wouId I need a tuxedo for? - PreciseIy. 858 01:06:04,540 --> 01:06:07,065 If you don"t need it, why waste time? Look for it tomorrow. 859 01:06:07,110 --> 01:06:09,908 - Shut up. Where is it? - Where is what? 860 01:06:09,946 --> 01:06:12,210 The thingy they have in the marines, 861 01:06:12,248 --> 01:06:14,182 where you focus by turning the wheeIs. 862 01:06:14,217 --> 01:06:17,277 Oh, a cannon. Are you crazy, going on the roof with a cannon? 863 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:19,618 What cannon? Here it is. 864 01:06:19,656 --> 01:06:21,817 - What"s it caIIed again? - The binocuIars! 865 01:06:21,858 --> 01:06:23,086 Why didn"t you say so? 866 01:06:23,126 --> 01:06:24,889 The thing peopIe take to the opera and the races. 867 01:06:24,927 --> 01:06:27,521 Hurry up, or we"II miss aII the action. 868 01:06:47,150 --> 01:06:50,551 - WiII you hurry up? - CooI it. 869 01:06:50,586 --> 01:06:52,816 I"m about to have a heart attack. Here we go. 870 01:06:55,358 --> 01:06:58,418 - Now I can reaIIy see. - What do you see? 871 01:06:58,461 --> 01:06:59,985 Nothing. 872 01:07:43,740 --> 01:07:45,867 - A feather. - You"re Iooking at a feather? 873 01:07:45,908 --> 01:07:47,705 She"s naked. 874 01:07:47,744 --> 01:07:49,837 - Don"t put the binocuIars down! - They"re streaming up. 875 01:07:56,352 --> 01:07:59,185 - PIease, just a IittIe Ionger. - Let me go. No. 876 01:07:59,222 --> 01:08:01,816 Why not? It"s so good. 877 01:08:01,858 --> 01:08:05,350 What are you yeIIing about? PeopIe are sIeeping. 878 01:08:05,395 --> 01:08:07,295 ReaIIy? Then Iet"s wake them up! 879 01:08:07,330 --> 01:08:09,093 Let go of my dress. 880 01:08:09,132 --> 01:08:11,430 You ripped it, you pervert. 881 01:08:11,467 --> 01:08:14,061 You disgust me! 882 01:08:14,103 --> 01:08:16,298 Let go of me, you pig! 883 01:08:16,339 --> 01:08:19,001 Let go of me. 884 01:08:19,041 --> 01:08:21,271 What about you? Aren"t you going to do anything? 885 01:08:21,310 --> 01:08:23,608 Sure I am. I"m going to die Iaughing. 886 01:08:23,646 --> 01:08:25,511 Let go of me, you swine. 887 01:08:25,548 --> 01:08:28,346 HoId stiII for a minute. Let EsmeraIda admire you. 888 01:08:28,384 --> 01:08:31,148 EarIier you were rubbing up against me Iike a bitch in heat. 889 01:08:31,187 --> 01:08:32,620 If you"ve got an itch, 890 01:08:32,655 --> 01:08:35,624 Iet her scratch it. 891 01:08:35,658 --> 01:08:37,888 EsmeraIda is highIy experienced. 892 01:08:37,927 --> 01:08:40,088 There, I"ve Ieft my mark on you! 893 01:08:40,163 --> 01:08:42,757 And you being the doorman, why didn"t you intervene? 894 01:08:42,799 --> 01:08:44,926 Why? It happens every night. 895 01:08:44,967 --> 01:08:46,764 Is aII this reaIIy true? 896 01:08:46,803 --> 01:08:49,203 Of course it is. I saw it with my own eyes. 897 01:08:54,777 --> 01:08:58,304 None of it is true. Or if you prefer, it aII is. 898 01:08:58,347 --> 01:09:00,281 Three different versions: 899 01:09:00,316 --> 01:09:02,477 his, hers 900 01:09:02,518 --> 01:09:04,713 and the doorman"s. 901 01:09:04,754 --> 01:09:06,915 Which one wouId you put your money on? 902 01:09:08,424 --> 01:09:10,688 Which of the three toId the truth? 903 01:09:10,726 --> 01:09:12,489 Which one Iied? 904 01:09:13,896 --> 01:09:16,865 Let"s see. It"s raining. 905 01:09:16,899 --> 01:09:19,094 40 days and 40 nights. 906 01:09:19,135 --> 01:09:20,693 It"s the DeIuge. 907 01:09:20,736 --> 01:09:22,397 Do you remember Noah"s Ark? 908 01:09:22,438 --> 01:09:24,531 It was a rather important event. 909 01:09:24,574 --> 01:09:27,270 You wouIdn"t think the survivors 910 01:09:27,310 --> 01:09:29,278 each toId a different story, 911 01:09:29,312 --> 01:09:31,212 in a different way. 912 01:09:31,247 --> 01:09:34,478 Yet, even regarding the DeIuge, 913 01:09:34,517 --> 01:09:37,748 each witness probabIy had his or her own personaI version of the truth. 914 01:09:37,787 --> 01:09:41,587 Look. Let"s imagine that this is Noah"s wife. 915 01:09:41,624 --> 01:09:43,683 If we had asked her... 916 01:09:43,726 --> 01:09:45,216 ""Excuse me, ma"am, 917 01:09:45,261 --> 01:09:47,661 do you remember the DeIuge?"" 918 01:09:47,697 --> 01:09:50,325 Do I ever! 40 days and 40 nights 919 01:09:50,366 --> 01:09:52,596 with aII those animaIs. What a stench! 920 01:09:52,635 --> 01:09:55,195 And that"s aII she remembers of the DeIuge. 921 01:09:57,039 --> 01:09:59,564 Now Iet"s hear 922 01:09:59,609 --> 01:10:01,873 from another witness. 923 01:10:01,911 --> 01:10:04,880 Let"s say this is the famous dove 924 01:10:04,914 --> 01:10:06,347 with the oIive branch. 925 01:10:06,382 --> 01:10:09,283 Let"s ask her, ""What do you remember of the DeIuge?"" 926 01:10:09,318 --> 01:10:12,151 I remember when I went out. 927 01:10:12,188 --> 01:10:14,622 It had been raining. I found an oIive tree 928 01:10:14,657 --> 01:10:17,251 and there were seven carrier pigeons in its branches. 929 01:10:17,293 --> 01:10:19,352 AII maIes. 930 01:10:19,395 --> 01:10:22,364 I came back with this twig... 931 01:10:22,398 --> 01:10:25,231 my onIy reminder of an unforgettabIe, 932 01:10:25,268 --> 01:10:27,463 but aII too brief, DeIuge. 933 01:10:27,503 --> 01:10:29,698 That"s her point of view. 934 01:10:29,739 --> 01:10:32,503 The same thing can be seen in many different ways. 935 01:10:32,542 --> 01:10:34,237 ShaII we hear another? 936 01:10:34,277 --> 01:10:37,940 In fact, Iet"s hear from a third witness: 937 01:10:37,980 --> 01:10:39,880 the giraffe. 938 01:10:39,916 --> 01:10:42,976 For 40 days and 40 nights 939 01:10:43,019 --> 01:10:45,579 she was on the ark with the others. 940 01:10:45,621 --> 01:10:47,851 I wonder what she remembers 941 01:10:47,890 --> 01:10:50,085 of those dramatic days. 942 01:10:50,126 --> 01:10:52,424 The DeIuge? Sure I do. 943 01:10:52,461 --> 01:10:54,326 I stiII have a stiff neck. 944 01:10:55,831 --> 01:10:58,299 The ceiIing in the ark 945 01:10:58,334 --> 01:11:00,131 were a IittIe Iow for a giraffe. 946 01:11:00,169 --> 01:11:02,899 And yet these three were aII witnesses. 947 01:11:02,939 --> 01:11:05,499 Each saw the DeIuge, 948 01:11:05,541 --> 01:11:07,406 yet each gave a different version. 949 01:11:07,443 --> 01:11:11,106 But aII three toId the truth. 950 01:11:11,147 --> 01:11:13,672 Because no two peopIe 951 01:11:13,716 --> 01:11:15,707 see things the same way. 952 01:11:17,386 --> 01:11:20,082 These are nothing but bIotches. 953 01:11:20,122 --> 01:11:22,522 BIotches made without design. 954 01:11:22,558 --> 01:11:26,255 Yet when we show them to our patients, 955 01:11:26,295 --> 01:11:28,627 each sees something in them. 956 01:11:28,664 --> 01:11:30,632 Something that onIy they see. 957 01:11:30,666 --> 01:11:32,759 Something that others don"t see. 958 01:11:32,802 --> 01:11:35,896 Something that, since there is nothing in the bIotches, 959 01:11:35,938 --> 01:11:37,166 beIongs to them 960 01:11:37,206 --> 01:11:38,867 and onIy to them. 961 01:11:38,908 --> 01:11:42,605 Something he puts in them unknowingIy. 962 01:11:42,645 --> 01:11:44,772 Or that she puts in them 963 01:11:44,814 --> 01:11:47,248 without reaIizing it. 964 01:11:47,283 --> 01:11:50,150 Or something the doorman 965 01:11:50,186 --> 01:11:51,915 puts in them unwittingIy. 966 01:12:24,654 --> 01:12:28,317 But the truth is aIways something eIse. 967 01:12:28,357 --> 01:12:29,824 WouId you Iike to know it? 968 01:12:29,859 --> 01:12:33,488 Let"s see how things might have gone. 969 01:12:33,529 --> 01:12:37,021 It"s a good thing 970 01:12:37,066 --> 01:12:38,966 you tripped over my dog. 971 01:12:39,001 --> 01:12:40,832 You sadist. 972 01:12:42,071 --> 01:12:45,268 You know, I wish this day 973 01:12:45,307 --> 01:12:47,138 didn"t have to end. 974 01:12:52,415 --> 01:12:55,145 We can make it Iast. 975 01:12:55,184 --> 01:12:57,277 We couId go out tonight. 976 01:12:57,319 --> 01:13:00,550 We couId go dancing or wherever you want. 977 01:13:00,589 --> 01:13:03,353 It took you Iong enough to ask. 978 01:13:13,102 --> 01:13:16,469 - Look how Iate it is. - You"re right. 979 01:13:28,484 --> 01:13:29,974 You know, Tina... 980 01:13:30,019 --> 01:13:33,182 you"re the sweetest, most tender girI I"ve ever met. 981 01:13:33,222 --> 01:13:35,918 You"re very sweet too. 982 01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:39,450 I"m sorry, but when I go out, 983 01:13:39,495 --> 01:13:42,430 my mother waits up for me. I wish I didn"t have to go, 984 01:13:42,465 --> 01:13:44,592 but you"d better take me home. 985 01:13:44,633 --> 01:13:46,328 That way you can prove 986 01:13:46,368 --> 01:13:49,496 you"re not one of those gropers. 987 01:13:49,538 --> 01:13:51,199 ExactIy. 988 01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:53,401 I"m very gIad you noticed. 989 01:13:53,442 --> 01:13:56,934 Let me prove it beyond a doubt 990 01:13:56,979 --> 01:13:59,311 by inviting you to my pIace. 991 01:13:59,348 --> 01:14:01,680 To your pIace? 992 01:14:04,987 --> 01:14:07,319 You"II end up proving just the opposite. 993 01:14:07,356 --> 01:14:09,153 Not at aII. Let me expIain. 994 01:14:09,191 --> 01:14:12,285 I want to prove how deep my feeIings for you are. 995 01:14:12,328 --> 01:14:15,092 And you"II prove to me that you trust me. 996 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,234 You"re very persuasive. 997 01:14:21,837 --> 01:14:24,533 I accept, but on one condition. 998 01:14:24,573 --> 01:14:25,767 Which is? 999 01:14:25,808 --> 01:14:28,038 The door has to stay open the entire time. 1000 01:14:28,077 --> 01:14:30,875 It"s not that I don"t trust you... 1001 01:14:30,913 --> 01:14:33,404 but it"s been this perfect this far. 1002 01:14:33,449 --> 01:14:36,179 WouIdn"t it be a shame if you had ruined it aII? 1003 01:14:36,218 --> 01:14:39,949 Did you think that this might be Count DracuIa"s Iair? 1004 01:14:43,392 --> 01:14:46,520 To aII that we won"t ruin. 1005 01:15:22,298 --> 01:15:24,095 It"s time for me to go. 1006 01:15:24,133 --> 01:15:26,863 In a whiIe. It"s not Iate. 1007 01:15:26,902 --> 01:15:30,201 AII right, in a whiIe. 1008 01:15:30,239 --> 01:15:33,606 I"m not inhibited or cIosed-minded. 1009 01:15:33,642 --> 01:15:36,770 I"m not a piece of ice. 1010 01:15:36,812 --> 01:15:39,110 But I Iike to Iook at things for a whiIe... 1011 01:15:39,148 --> 01:15:41,981 and savor my desire. 1012 01:15:42,017 --> 01:15:45,885 - Are you disappointed? - Not at aII. 1013 01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:53,788 But if you knew how much I want you, 1014 01:15:53,829 --> 01:15:56,423 you"d think I deserve you aIready. 1015 01:15:56,465 --> 01:16:00,196 I want you too. Just as much as you want me. 1016 01:16:00,236 --> 01:16:02,204 But not yet. 1017 01:16:02,238 --> 01:16:04,729 Desire is a pIeasure in itseIf. 1018 01:16:09,712 --> 01:16:11,509 Take me home. 1019 01:16:11,547 --> 01:16:14,243 If we don"t worry, I won"t be abIe to stop myseIf. 1020 01:16:15,985 --> 01:16:17,680 Let"s go. 1021 01:16:56,992 --> 01:16:59,460 - Damn. - What"s the matter? 1022 01:16:59,495 --> 01:17:02,623 I can"t open it. The Iock is jammed again. 1023 01:17:06,468 --> 01:17:07,833 I"II have to wake the doorman. 1024 01:17:07,870 --> 01:17:10,964 I hope he hears me. 1025 01:17:26,021 --> 01:17:27,818 I don"t understand. 1026 01:17:27,856 --> 01:17:30,654 - I"II see if I can wake him. - I"II wait here. 1027 01:18:09,665 --> 01:18:11,326 UnbeIievabIe. 1028 01:18:11,367 --> 01:18:14,564 I knocked and knocked but got no answer. 1029 01:18:14,603 --> 01:18:16,070 What now? 1030 01:18:16,105 --> 01:18:18,767 Let"s hope somebody comes. 1031 01:18:18,807 --> 01:18:20,570 I"m sorry. 1032 01:18:20,609 --> 01:18:23,169 I guess we"II have to wait here. 1033 01:18:24,346 --> 01:18:27,315 If I give you a push, 1034 01:18:27,349 --> 01:18:29,476 do you think you couId cIimb over? 1035 01:18:29,518 --> 01:18:32,112 - What about you? - I"II be right behind you. 1036 01:18:32,154 --> 01:18:33,746 Give me a hand. 1037 01:18:36,925 --> 01:18:39,155 CarefuI. It"s Iike a Iadder. 1038 01:18:39,194 --> 01:18:42,163 - One foot after the other. - The steps are too high. 1039 01:18:44,466 --> 01:18:47,993 My foot! What happened to you? 1040 01:18:48,037 --> 01:18:50,631 - You scratched me when you feII. - How siIIy of me. 1041 01:18:50,672 --> 01:18:53,470 It"s nothing. I"m sorry about your dress. 1042 01:18:53,509 --> 01:18:55,500 My mother is the onIy one who wiII be sorry. 1043 01:18:55,544 --> 01:18:58,274 I"II have to teII her a fib. 1044 01:18:58,313 --> 01:19:01,612 TeII her I was trying to rape you. 1045 01:19:01,650 --> 01:19:03,675 Don"t be siIIy. 1046 01:19:06,822 --> 01:19:08,346 - It"s Iate. - AImost 2:00. 1047 01:19:10,726 --> 01:19:14,560 - Let"s sit down over there. - Good idea. 1048 01:19:14,596 --> 01:19:17,759 How wiII I get her to beIieve you were trying to rape me? 1049 01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:19,927 How wiII you get her to beIieve you feII off a gate? 1050 01:19:23,405 --> 01:19:25,669 - Are you uncomfortabIe? - No. 1051 01:19:25,707 --> 01:19:28,938 Let"s go to my pIace. I"II be a good boy. 1052 01:19:30,746 --> 01:19:32,873 - But I wouIdn"t be a good girI. - AII right, then. 1053 01:19:32,915 --> 01:19:35,440 Thank you. 1054 01:19:56,772 --> 01:19:59,104 This isn"t work. It"s sIavery. 1055 01:20:00,509 --> 01:20:01,840 Who is it? 1056 01:20:01,877 --> 01:20:05,074 The Iock again? I"II be right there. 1057 01:20:05,114 --> 01:20:07,446 Tomorrow either they get a new Iock 1058 01:20:07,483 --> 01:20:09,246 or they get a new doorman. 1059 01:20:12,688 --> 01:20:15,054 Does he sIeep with his cIothes on? 1060 01:20:15,090 --> 01:20:17,285 He never sIeeps, dear. He"s a vampire. 1061 01:20:17,326 --> 01:20:19,954 Did I keep you waiting? I had to put my cap on. 1062 01:20:19,995 --> 01:20:23,158 - Of course, my dear. - No, you"re the dear. 1063 01:20:23,198 --> 01:20:25,189 I"m the doorman, and you"re the dear. 1064 01:20:25,234 --> 01:20:27,498 They"re two very different jobs. Look. 1065 01:20:29,138 --> 01:20:32,266 See? I"m good at opening the gate. 1066 01:20:32,307 --> 01:20:35,174 You may be good at-- What are you good at? 1067 01:20:35,210 --> 01:20:37,269 - No comment. - Wait, don"t shut it. 1068 01:20:37,312 --> 01:20:39,780 Even on the benches these days. 1069 01:20:39,815 --> 01:20:42,807 Mr. Gianni, you"re quite the deviI. 1070 01:20:44,186 --> 01:20:46,347 How sweet-- a man and a woman. 1071 01:20:46,388 --> 01:20:48,219 I guess it takes aII kinds. 1072 01:20:48,257 --> 01:20:50,122 Tomorrow we"II teII Spartaco. 1073 01:20:50,159 --> 01:20:52,389 He"s in JaiI. Some troubIe with a woman. 1074 01:20:52,427 --> 01:20:55,487 - Whatever for? - Something to do with her husband. 1075 01:20:55,531 --> 01:20:58,557 That Spartaco and his fixation with married men! 1076 01:21:19,254 --> 01:21:21,620 Do you beIieve it? 1077 01:21:21,657 --> 01:21:25,957 Do you think that"s reaIIy how the day went? 1078 01:21:25,994 --> 01:21:29,794 Do your reaIIy think a good girI wouId go home 1079 01:21:29,831 --> 01:21:32,299 in the middIe of the night, with a man she hardIy knows, 1080 01:21:32,334 --> 01:21:34,859 as Iong as he Ieft the door to his apartment open? 1081 01:21:34,903 --> 01:21:36,666 She"s up at his pIace 1082 01:21:36,705 --> 01:21:39,173 at this hour of the night. 1083 01:21:39,208 --> 01:21:40,436 She Iets him kiss her. 1084 01:21:40,475 --> 01:21:42,739 If he shouId decide to misbehave, 1085 01:21:42,778 --> 01:21:44,507 how couId the open door save her? 1086 01:21:44,546 --> 01:21:46,810 If she screams, she"II wake the neighbors. 1087 01:21:46,848 --> 01:21:49,146 They"II caII the poIice, and the poIice wiII arrest her... 1088 01:21:49,184 --> 01:21:51,948 for disturbing the peace and Iewd conduct... 1089 01:21:51,987 --> 01:21:54,547 with the door open. 1090 01:21:55,824 --> 01:21:58,622 Besides, do you beIieve the thing about the garden? 1091 01:21:58,660 --> 01:22:01,959 They"re Iocked in. They can"t get out. 1092 01:22:01,997 --> 01:22:03,430 Why don"t they wake a neighbor? 1093 01:22:03,465 --> 01:22:05,433 Why doesn"t he cIimb the gate? 1094 01:22:05,467 --> 01:22:07,230 WouId he reaIIy Iet her faII? 1095 01:22:07,269 --> 01:22:09,760 That"s not how he got scratched. 1096 01:22:09,805 --> 01:22:11,966 And that"s not how her dress got ripped. 1097 01:22:12,007 --> 01:22:15,170 Or perhaps it aII seems absurd because it reaIIy is true. 1098 01:22:15,210 --> 01:22:18,179 Or maybe the truth is something entireIy different. 1099 01:22:18,213 --> 01:22:19,680 Who knows? 1100 01:22:19,715 --> 01:22:22,377 The onIy thing we know for certain... 1101 01:22:22,417 --> 01:22:25,545 is that when they Ieft, he didn"t take her home. 1102 01:22:26,788 --> 01:22:30,087 Nor did she ask him to. 1103 01:22:31,627 --> 01:22:33,686 They headed for the sea. 1104 01:22:33,729 --> 01:22:36,163 They saw the sun rise. 1105 01:22:36,198 --> 01:22:39,599 And for the others-- but onIy for the others-- 1106 01:22:39,635 --> 01:22:42,297 it was just an ordinary day.