1 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:57,021 Let's go! Come on! 2 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,580 Yeah! 3 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,690 Let's go! 4 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,186 Come on! 5 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,667 You must realize, Bosley... 6 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,403 your wife is one of the most neurotic women... 7 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:18,910 I've ever examined. 8 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:21,708 I still think a few more months in the sanitarium... 9 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:23,214 would be helpful. 10 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:26,183 It may be too early to trust her in her natural environment. 11 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,447 Doc, be optimistic. 12 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:31,012 Peggy's breakdown is part of the past now. 13 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,819 I don't want her in another mental hospital. 14 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:35,292 I want her home with me and the kids. 15 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:38,057 Dr. Evans, the road to mental health... 16 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:40,031 is just around the corner. 17 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,298 Come on! Yeah! 18 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:53,005 I knew they'd try it! 19 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:56,344 Trying to kill me in my own home! 20 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:00,579 It's like war. 21 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:05,317 Don't tell me I don't know what Vietnam is like. 22 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,519 Brats! 23 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:11,256 Oh, Mom. 24 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:13,890 Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Gravel. 25 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,332 I'll pay for the window out of my allowance. 26 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:19,064 How about my life? 27 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,471 Do you get enough allowance to pay for that? 28 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:26,205 I know you were trying to kill me! 29 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:28,076 What's the matter with the courts? 30 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,810 Do they allow this lawlessness and malicious destruction... 31 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:37,220 of property to run rampant? I hate the Supreme Court! 32 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:38,780 Oh, God. 33 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:50,730 Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever watch you? 34 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:55,172 Tell her this isn't some Communist day-care center! 35 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:57,937 Tell your mother I hate her! 36 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:02,106 Tell your mother I hate you! 37 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,580 Oh, God! 38 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:16,650 Hello? What number are you calling? 39 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:22,463 You've dialed the wrong number! "Sorry"? What good is that? 40 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,469 How can you ever repay... 41 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,938 the 30 seconds you have stolen from my life? 42 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:31,238 I hate you, your husband, your children... 43 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,574 and your relatives! 44 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,239 Oh, God! 45 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:43,921 What have I done to deserve this? 46 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,788 Miss Gravel, what's the matter? You having another fit? 47 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:49,316 Can't my husband watch the children? 48 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:53,957 Can't that lazy moron do one thing? 49 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:57,264 The kids are just outside. They're OK. 50 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,270 Let me get you some of your fit medicine. 51 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:02,569 Grizelda, my life is in danger. 52 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:05,668 Please, don't let anybody hurt me. 53 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:09,545 Aw, there, there. You've got to keep calm, woman. 54 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:13,176 - You're just imagining things. - That's what you think. 55 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,949 One of the neighborhood children just tried to murder me. 56 00:06:16,977 --> 00:06:20,789 I was sitting in my room applying nail polish... 57 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,795 and one of them fired a rifle at me. 58 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:27,026 - Miss Gravel. -It's true. 59 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:30,227 I must get the children before they're kidnapped. 60 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:32,464 Good God Almighty. 61 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:37,335 Beth? Bosley Jr.? 62 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:43,203 Breathe in. Do it again. 63 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:48,185 Now let me do it. Breathe in. Again. 64 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:53,980 Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! 65 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:58,827 Filthy. Dirty, filthy. 66 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,628 Is that what you learned in private school? 67 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:04,568 Mom, we were only playing! 68 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,628 Nude! Nude! Nude! 69 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,499 You could be pregnant, Beth! 70 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:17,948 And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own sister! 71 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:22,511 Oh, God! The children are having sex! 72 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,922 Peggy? 73 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:43,605 Thirsty, Grizelda? 74 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:47,100 You'd better go see about your wife. 75 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,807 She's having another mental fit. 76 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:52,578 I thought you had been stealing my liquor. 77 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:57,987 Ain't nobody stealing nothing from you, Mr. Gravel. 78 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:00,013 We'll see about that. 79 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,459 You didn't know I marked these, did you? 80 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,896 Here. Look here. See this pencil line? 81 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,457 That was marked just yesterday. 82 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,469 You've had quite a few cocktails... 83 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,732 haven't you, Grizelda? 84 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,467 What else have you pilfered? 85 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,974 I think I'll have a look in that purse. 86 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,567 You ain't looking in my purse. 87 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:20,236 Why not? Got something to hide? 88 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:23,179 Don't you know men aren't supposed to look... 89 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,240 in a lady's handbag? 90 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:28,775 Lady? You're fired, Grizelda. No wonder you people... 91 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,481 are always in the unemployment line. 92 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,989 Now give me that bag! 93 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:35,323 I don't want no white man looking at my Tampax! 94 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:39,387 I wouldn't worry about your Tampax if I were you. 95 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:43,993 Well, look at this-- my savings account book... 96 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:49,098 with withdrawal slips, my lottery ticket... 97 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,040 and two rolls of toilet paper. 98 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,137 I'm placing you under citizen's arrest. 99 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,079 I'm going to call the police and report you. 100 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:58,810 Get off of me, milk head! 101 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:03,046 Well, I see you're finally here. 102 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,647 It's a little late, isn't it? 103 00:09:05,678 --> 00:09:09,751 The children are having sex. Beth is pregnant. 104 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,354 I narrowly missed an assassination attempt... 105 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:16,993 a few moments ago. Will you please do something? 106 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:19,435 Honey, it's just your mind playing tricks. 107 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:24,966 Get off me. My skin crawls when you touch it. 108 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:28,912 I could rip your lips off. 109 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:34,551 That miserable man. 110 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:39,023 When I think of the abuse that I have taken... 111 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:41,719 Am I living in hell? 112 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:46,060 Is that it? Have I gone straight to hell? 113 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,892 Don't leave this kitchen, Grizelda. 114 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,031 I'm going to give Peggy her medication... 115 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,234 and then I'll be back to deal with you. 116 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,574 Peg? 117 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,380 Get out! 118 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,785 Let's have a little medication, all right? 119 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:12,813 You're just upset. Now what's the matter? 120 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,519 Everything was going so well. 121 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:18,620 Get out of here, you stinking piece of flesh. 122 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,562 Don't say those things, Peggy. 123 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:24,091 Come on. This will make you feel better. Give me your arm. 124 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:28,368 Oh, you touched me! Now my flesh is rotting-- 125 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,567 The touch of scum! 126 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:33,237 Stop it, Peggy. Don't make me use force. 127 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,712 Let me give you your shot, or I'll have to call the hospital. 128 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,305 Stay away! 129 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,943 Oh, God! Peggy, I'm going to have to commit you again! 130 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:48,553 Help! 131 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:53,894 Grizelda, he's trying to kill me! Help! 132 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,230 Help! Please help me! 133 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,467 Back off, asshole! 134 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:10,413 Are you all right, Mrs. Gravel? Did he hurt you? 135 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:14,407 No, but he tried. Look! Look, he's attacking! 136 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,942 Down, boy! Down! 137 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,120 Oh, God! 138 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,528 He--he's dead, isn't he? 139 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,502 We're in big trouble now, Mrs. Gravel! 140 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,007 Oh, my God! 141 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,533 He's dead! Oh, God! 142 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,449 Hurry! 143 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:31,318 Why did you tell me to come this way, Grizelda? 144 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,661 You know I hate nature. 145 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:38,157 Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen. 146 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:41,695 I can't stand this scenery another minute. 147 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:45,369 Natural forests should be turned into housing developments. 148 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:50,404 I want cement covering every blade of grass in this nation. 149 00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,315 Don't we taxpayers have a voice anymore? 150 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:56,252 Do you ever shut up? 151 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,813 The police are out looking for us, you know. 152 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:03,351 We're going to camp out here overnight. 153 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,693 Camp out? Not me. 154 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,844 Now you listen to me, Miss Peggy Gravel. 155 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,318 You better calm yourself down... 156 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:32,653 before I haul off and smack you upside your wide, wide head. 157 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,283 We killed your husband... 158 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,227 and I ain't your maid anymore, bitch. 159 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,560 I'm your sister in crime. 160 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:42,657 Please, don't sit on me. 161 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,837 Here come the honkers already. 162 00:13:56,369 --> 00:14:01,375 OK, witches, up against the car. Arms up on the car. 163 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:02,886 One false move... 164 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,388 and your head will be flying through them trees. 165 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,083 What is this? Are you kidding me? 166 00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,820 Does it looking like I'm kidding, Mau Mau? 167 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,352 Officer, I am an outpatient from the hospital... 168 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,628 and I'm very prone to anxiety attacks... 169 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:19,000 so please treat me with therapeutic courtesy. 170 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,971 Ha! I know who you are. 171 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:23,872 There's an all-points bulletin out for both of you. 172 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:26,672 You're Peggy Gravel, and you killed your husband. 173 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,340 Why, that's preposterous. We were about to have a picnic. 174 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,940 Don't give me that shit. 175 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,780 You were trying to escape to Mortville. 176 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,650 I've never heard of no town called Mortville. 177 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,623 Well, you should have. You belong there. 178 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,319 It's a special town for people like you two-- 179 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,328 people who should be so embarrassed... 180 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,829 by what they've done. 181 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,889 I just might let you go there-- 182 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,524 that is, if you cooperate. 183 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:54,527 What do we have to do for you, Sheriff Shit Face? 184 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,870 Sit on that car hood. You'll see. 185 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,809 I've got something to show you first. 186 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,456 You like lingerie? 187 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,515 How do you like these little numbers? 188 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,720 I sent away to 'em from Frederick's. 189 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,161 They was expensive. 190 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:23,600 I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt. 191 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,126 Will you please stop it? 192 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,197 I have never found the antics of deviants... 193 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,437 to be one bit amusing. 194 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,672 What I like best is a French kiss... 195 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,646 when I'm all dressed. 196 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:41,243 Don't expect no kiss from me, Liver Lips. 197 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:45,313 Take off your underpants. Hand 'em over. 198 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:48,689 I knew cops was sick, but... 199 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:59,233 These are big ones. A little plain for my taste. 200 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,142 Now...I think I'll slip 'em on. 201 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:17,016 How does that look? Pretty sexy, huh? 202 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,717 Now how about that kiss? 203 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:22,157 If I kiss you, will you let us go? 204 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:26,891 You bet. I want a real wet one now. 205 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:35,803 Goddamn gum. Now, that was a real soul kiss. 206 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:41,278 OK, Buster, you've had your fun. Now, which way to Mortville? 207 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,406 I ain't through yet. Mrs. Gravel... 208 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,576 I'd like to examine your underpants. 209 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,517 I will not! 210 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,044 I thought you wanted to go to Mortville. 211 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:54,752 They let killers live there soot-free. 212 00:16:56,616 --> 00:17:02,692 I have never been so mortified in my entire life. 213 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,995 Here, Blossom. 214 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:15,204 That's more like it. These are from Bloomingdales. 215 00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,077 You've got good taste. 216 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:20,915 I think I'll try to fit my big business into them. 217 00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:28,750 They're tight, but they sure feel good. 218 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:32,251 Now do I get my little kiss kiss? 219 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:36,256 No! Please, not a kiss! I swear I'll gag! 220 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,429 Mouth me if you must, but not a kiss! 221 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:40,937 Come on, now. 222 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,997 I'm all dressed up in my pretty underthings... 223 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,600 and I need a little lip suction. 224 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,870 And now for that mouth. 225 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:57,086 I'd like to stick my whole head in your mouth... 226 00:17:57,109 --> 00:17:59,680 and let you suck out my eyeballs. 227 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,852 I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? 228 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:17,165 What are you hogs looking at? The show's over! Beat it! 229 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:20,541 Mortville's up that way! Follow that dirt road. 230 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,410 Go ahead before I haul your ass to jail! 231 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,270 I'll take a slice, please. 232 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,704 You want lemon meringue or chocolate? 233 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,264 Chocolate, honey. 234 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,310 That'll be 10 cents. 235 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,373 Could you recommend a rooming house for the night? 236 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,349 I don't think I like it here. 237 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,416 It's filthy, and the people are repulsive. 238 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,725 We have no choice, Peggy, and it's better than jail. 239 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:22,392 I'll tell you, Grizelda, there is something wrong here. 240 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:26,563 Look around you. It's a village of idiots. 241 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,663 Somebody help me. 242 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:35,945 Can't you act normal? Just act normal for a change. 243 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:40,413 Please. There must be a Quality Court or something. 244 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,646 I can't go in that hog pen. 245 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,416 Oh, shut up. 246 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,099 Can I help you? 247 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,625 We were raped. Please, give us shelter. 248 00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:00,398 You were raped? 249 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,372 Look, don't pay no attention to her. 250 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:05,466 - We need to rent a room. - You got money on you? 251 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:10,846 - I'm a very wealthy woman. -Yeah, and I'm Cybill Shepherd. 252 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,214 Come on in here. We might work something out-- 253 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:16,243 That is, if you got money. 254 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:22,591 My name's Mole McHenry. 255 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:25,425 I'm Peggy Gravel. It's nice to meet you. 256 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:30,662 I'm Grizelda Brown. I'm Peggy's psychiatric nurse. 257 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:31,997 Room's out back. 258 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:35,130 Nothing fancy, but it's a roof over your head. 259 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,698 Come on, I'll show you. 260 00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,446 Shh! My girlfriend's sleeping. 261 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,420 Yeah, you're lucky it's empty. 262 00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:56,255 My last tenant shot himself in here last night. 263 00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:59,820 That dumb fuck left a mess everywhere. 264 00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:16,039 Damn, it stinks in here. 265 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,742 Well, what do you think? Do you want it or not? 266 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,409 Will he be removed? 267 00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:23,682 I'll get the stiff out of here, but don't think I got time... 268 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,315 for all the chores in the world. 269 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,053 And no linens until I soak these in cold water. 270 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:33,052 And we ain't got no toilets in Mortville. 271 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:34,462 How do we... 272 00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:37,262 I guess you'll just have to use your imagination. 273 00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,132 I see. 274 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,832 How much cash you got? Give me that! 275 00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:46,499 Six bucks. Hey, you are a rich one. 276 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,011 A lottery ticket. 277 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,775 I'll take that, and I'll win it. 278 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:53,044 What's this? A bank book? 279 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,949 A lot of good that'll do you here. 280 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,853 There aren't any banks in Mortville? 281 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,858 There ain't nothing here, lady. 282 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,520 Nobody's got one red cent in Mortville... 283 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,529 except for that Queen. 284 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,054 The Queen? Can she help us? 285 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:11,591 You got a lot to learn about living in Mortville. 286 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:14,571 I think we'd like to take the room. 287 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:17,233 It's all yours, Sweetheart. You hungry? 288 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:18,333 Yeah. 289 00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:19,968 I think I'm going to eat myself some chow... 290 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,740 and I got a little extra. 291 00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:23,872 Looks like you got a big appetite. 292 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,543 I'd be happy to help with the preparation. 293 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:31,282 This one takes the cake. 294 00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:42,093 You both sure are ugly bitches. Go on, sit down. 295 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:44,328 Muffy, we got company. 296 00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:47,667 We really hadn't planned on coming here. 297 00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:50,799 We're from the Guilford neighborhood in Baltimore. 298 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:54,936 I been to Baltimore a few times. Some burg. I hate it. 299 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,914 All them hillbilly fucks looking at you. 300 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,144 Well, if you want to know the truth... 301 00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:03,449 we had no choice but to come to Mortville. 302 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:07,855 We're in a lot of trouble. You see, I'm quite prominent... 303 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,726 and we accidentally killed my husband. 304 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,889 I don't care what you did. 305 00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:16,365 Nobody's in Mortville for a vacation. 306 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,334 We all did something, or we wouldn't be here 307 00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:22,396 in the first place. Dinner's sewed. 308 00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:25,068 I'm really not that hungry. 309 00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:28,840 I invited you to dinner, and you accepted. 310 00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:35,546 Now you'll eat this if I have to jam it down your throat. 311 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,679 Muffy, I called you to dinner. 312 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:40,452 Do I have to come in there and smack you? 313 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,552 You don't have to shout the house down. 314 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,928 I heard you all right already. 315 00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:52,231 This is my girlfriend Muffy St. Jacques-- 316 00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:56,399 the most beautiful woman in all of Mortville. 317 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,237 Hi. 318 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:04,212 This is Grizelda and... I forget your name. 319 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:09,185 Peggy Gravel. It's a pleasure. We rent the room out back... 320 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:11,347 so I guess we'll be neighbors. 321 00:25:11,377 --> 00:25:17,419 Really? I sleep in the room right next to you--naked. 322 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:20,123 You're five minutes late for dinner, Muffy. 323 00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:23,190 Don't you remember our little talk about your laziness? 324 00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:28,362 I was having an erotic dream. 325 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:30,704 I warned you about thinking about men... 326 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:32,572 before your afternoon nap. 327 00:25:32,598 --> 00:25:36,273 Dirty thoughts about dirty men bring on dirty dreams... 328 00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:39,908 and you're a dirty girl, Muffy. 329 00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:41,940 Mole, I can't help what I think about. 330 00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:46,150 It's not my fault Mr. Sandman is not a bulldozer like you. 331 00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:47,657 I'm warning you, Muffy. 332 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:51,388 Mole, sometimes I need a man. 333 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:56,924 I'm a man, Muffy--A man trapped in a woman's body. 334 00:25:56,955 --> 00:26:00,493 Yeah, Mole, but you don't have the same big deal. 335 00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:11,172 - Take it back! - Take it out! it hurts! 336 00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:15,151 - Take back what you said to me! - Mole, you're the only one. 337 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:19,316 I love you. You're my man. I'm only queer for-- 338 00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:25,260 That's better. Muffy knows how I feel about men. 339 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:29,460 I'm not one to be pushed over my limit. 340 00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:31,365 That hurt! 341 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:33,097 Go! 342 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,627 Come on! 343 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,604 There they are. Don't move, scags. 344 00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:38,664 You're both under arrest... 345 00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:40,267 by the order of Her Majesty, Queen Carlotta. 346 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:43,473 Anything you say could put you in front of the firing squad. 347 00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:45,607 Take it easy! We ain't fighting you! 348 00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:48,049 Help us! Please help us! 349 00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:51,316 Don't worry. Standard procedure in Mortville. 350 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:54,187 Officer, would you like a cup of gin or something? 351 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:55,749 Stay back, peasant woman! 352 00:26:59,084 --> 00:27:00,586 Stay right there. 353 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,621 Hold it right there. 354 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,760 Come on. 355 00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:10,399 Come on, you fatso. Get up in there. 356 00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:35,889 Oh, Grizelda, I can't. 357 00:27:46,732 --> 00:27:48,143 Let's go! Come on! 358 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,306 Get out of there. Let's go. 359 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,474 Come on. 360 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,080 Come on, get up there. Let's go. 361 00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:01,313 Move it! 362 00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:04,017 Come on! 363 00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:08,990 Hey, boys, look what I brought you! 364 00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:25,111 We brought you some fresh meat! 365 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,447 Fresh meat! 366 00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:29,816 Get down on your knees! 367 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:32,651 We got something good for you this time, girl. 368 00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:34,157 Don't be crying, crybaby. 369 00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:36,284 Daddy's not going to leave you now. 370 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:38,386 Asshole. 371 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:50,399 Her Majesty, the Honorable Queen Carlotta of Mortville. 372 00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:07,989 Welcome to Mortville, ladies. I read in the big city papers... 373 00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:11,517 that you are wanted for murder! 374 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:15,794 The murder of a certain Mr. Bosley Gravel. 375 00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:17,095 We only-- 376 00:29:17,122 --> 00:29:19,728 You are interrupting my flow of power! 377 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:23,035 Give these peasants a little dinner, Lieutenant Wilson. 378 00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:27,532 I bet they're hungry after a long day of breakin' laws. 379 00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:30,706 Here. Nice live roaches. 380 00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:32,716 Come on, eat these fuckin' things! 381 00:29:32,738 --> 00:29:35,378 Come on, eat 'em! 382 00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,785 Eat 'em, goddamn it! 383 00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:40,380 Eat these things! Eat these roaches! 384 00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:44,418 Plenty of that for you, too, honey. 385 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:48,420 Come on, eat 'em! Swallow those goddamn things. 386 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,955 Eat 'em! 387 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:59,405 Now listen to me, riffraff. Every word I ever utter... 388 00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:04,437 is to be taken as a direct royal proclamation... 389 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:09,145 or face death by the firing squad. 390 00:30:09,174 --> 00:30:10,551 Yes, ma'am. 391 00:30:10,575 --> 00:30:13,021 Ma'am'.7! I'm Your Royal Highness... 392 00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:16,424 and I demand that you address me as such! 393 00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:18,894 Yes, Your Royal Highness. 394 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:22,364 Let's show them we're not kidding. 395 00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:25,163 Bring in the prisoner, Lieutenant Wilson. 396 00:30:25,190 --> 00:30:27,796 Come on, you rotten son of a bitch. 397 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:28,896 You bastard. 398 00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:33,103 Any last words, goon face? 399 00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:36,601 You can lick my royal hemorrhoids, you fat pig. 400 00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:40,082 Ready, aim, fire! 401 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,848 I advise you to listen carefully, rubbish. 402 00:30:45,877 --> 00:30:49,484 Royal proclamation number one. 403 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:55,395 As long as you live in Mortville... 404 00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:59,630 you must always consider me your God... 405 00:30:59,658 --> 00:31:02,332 and if you ever see me on the streets... 406 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:07,640 fall to your knees and shout, "I honor you, Queen Carlotta!" 407 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:11,079 Royal proclamation number two. 408 00:31:14,239 --> 00:31:17,709 You must live here in constant mortification... 409 00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:22,886 solely existing to bring me and my tourists... 410 00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:25,554 moments of royal amusement. 411 00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:28,656 I'm not responsible for your income... 412 00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:32,464 your living conditions, or your personal happiness. 413 00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:36,633 Have I made myself perfectly clear? 414 00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:40,074 Yes, Your Royal Majesty. 415 00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:43,443 And you, Mrs. Gravel, murderess? 416 00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:46,915 You've made yourself quite clear. 417 00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:48,747 Your... 418 00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:50,481 Your Royal Majesty. 419 00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:52,216 So be it! 420 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:56,158 Lieutenant Williams, take them to our ugly expert... 421 00:31:56,181 --> 00:31:58,991 and give them a complete overhaul... 422 00:31:59,017 --> 00:32:02,260 and when you walk down the streets of Mortville... 423 00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:07,032 make sure you're dressed like what you really are--trash! 424 00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:10,005 Remove them! 425 00:32:10,028 --> 00:32:11,507 Come on! We're not through here! 426 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:13,737 - Get on your feet! - Come on! Out! 427 00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:25,313 Are my duties of discipline ever over, Lieutenant Wilson? 428 00:32:25,343 --> 00:32:27,414 Remove me from this contraption. 429 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:31,417 - I honor you, Queen Carlotta. - Yes, I know. 430 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,192 Get me into my royal cot and be quick. 431 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:38,497 Come on, come on. I haven't got all day. 432 00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:43,199 Hurry. Come on. Yes. 433 00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:46,471 If it pleases the Queen, Royal Security has reported... 434 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:49,104 that the Princess Coo-Coo has returned to the castle. 435 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:52,775 She's been out all night again with that garbage man. 436 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,444 That child of mine'll be the death of me yet. 437 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,852 - Take me to her chambers. - I honor you, Your Majesty. 438 00:32:57,876 --> 00:33:02,484 Be quick. Come on. Let's go. Get out of the way! Come on! 439 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:07,259 Hurry! Come on! Out of the way! 440 00:33:10,355 --> 00:33:14,963 - I honor you, Queen Carlotta. - All right. Get out of the way. 441 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,940 Come on. Hurry. 442 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,380 I'll call you when I need you, Lieutenant Wilson. 443 00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:26,711 I honor you, Your Majesty. 444 00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:29,150 Coo-Coo, I must have a little talk with you. 445 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,916 Leave me alone, Mummy. I've had a wonderful evening... 446 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:34,514 and I don't want it spoiled with your nosy nagging. 447 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:37,891 A wonderful evening with a garbage man? 448 00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:39,452 He's not a garbage man. 449 00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:42,090 He just helps pick up trash at the nudist colony. 450 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,566 I hardly think that a nudist janitor... 451 00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:47,229 is a proper escort for a royal princess. 452 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:49,830 I'm 38 years old, and I can date who I please. 453 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:53,001 You have no right to order me around like a subject. 454 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:56,638 You may not realize it, Coo-Coo, but you have... 455 00:33:56,668 --> 00:33:59,672 an awesome responsibility on your shoulders. 456 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:03,083 One day, all Mortville will be yours... 457 00:34:03,108 --> 00:34:07,022 and you must learn to rule with dignity. 458 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,252 I don't want to be queen of anywhere! 459 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,261 Mother, I want to marry Herbert! 460 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:15,857 - Herbert'.7 Is that his name? -It's a beautiful name. 461 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:19,801 You would step down from your throne for the love of a mutant? 462 00:34:19,824 --> 00:34:23,465 - But, Mummy, I love him! - Well, I won't have it! 463 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:26,476 I'm afraid I'm going to have to punish you, Coo-Coo. 464 00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:30,105 You're forbidden to leave your room until your 40th birthday! 465 00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:31,614 I won't stay in this castle! I love Herbert... 466 00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:34,947 and I'm gonna marry him, and you won't stop me! 467 00:34:34,973 --> 00:34:38,318 Now you've given me another nosebleed! 468 00:34:38,343 --> 00:34:41,153 I hate this stupid town! Get out of here! 469 00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:43,159 - Leave me be! - Excuse me, Your Highness. 470 00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:45,923 Take me to my bedroom and lock Coo-Coo up for the night. 471 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:52,832 Come on. Hurry up. 472 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:55,303 That daughter of mine is a delinquent. 473 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:58,467 I'm going to have to take drastic steps with her. 474 00:34:58,496 --> 00:35:02,774 I honor you, Queen Carlotta. Can you make it, Your Highness? 475 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:07,409 I suppose so. I believe it's your night... 476 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:09,680 to service me, Lieutenant Wilson. 477 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:12,621 I'm always eager, Your Highness. 478 00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:16,751 Oh, that love muscle. Whip it out and show it hard. 479 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:20,251 Come on, Daddy. Fuck me. 480 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:26,467 Glow, little inchworm. Look at those balls! 481 00:35:26,491 --> 00:35:32,066 Daddy! Come on. Look at that pout. Yeah. 482 00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:36,936 Come on, Lieutenant. I haven't got all night. 483 00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:46,851 Don't bother with the head. 484 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:49,381 The "V" of my crotch is what needs the attention. 485 00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:51,325 But I can fuck like a bandit, Your Highness. 486 00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:54,887 Rub my safety deposit box, then. Dig for gold! 487 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:57,589 Oh, Your Highness! 488 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,694 Go, Daddy! Go all night! Get it! 489 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,206 Pretty outfits. 490 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:18,484 Funny, is it? Well, let me tell you, 491 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:22,515 I wouldn't wear this outfit to a dog fight. 492 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:25,551 Maybe you two have resigned yourselves... 493 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:28,462 to a subhuman life in this slum of a town... 494 00:36:28,486 --> 00:36:31,592 but I, Peggy Gravel, have not. 495 00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:35,696 You better hush up before Mole loses her temper and smacks you. 496 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:37,229 Just shut up, Peggy. 497 00:36:37,262 --> 00:36:40,266 No,I won't shut up. You shut up! 498 00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:44,269 I'll tell you, my blue blood is about ready to boil. 499 00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:49,149 Hey! You listen to me, wacko. See this fist? 500 00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:50,414 I'm about ready to use... 501 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:53,423 that hatchet-face of yours as a punching bag. 502 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:56,585 Now sit down and shut up! 503 00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:58,355 Mole's right, Peggy. 504 00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:02,661 lam sick of listenin' to your bitchin'. 505 00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:07,158 The next time you feel a fit comin' on, go outside and bitch. 506 00:37:07,192 --> 00:37:10,264 Bitch at the air. Bitch at the trees. 507 00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:13,504 But don't bitch at us! 508 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:16,705 But bitching isn't relief if there's no one to hear it. 509 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:19,807 Well, we can't all be your psychiatrist, honey. 510 00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:21,943 We've got problems of our own. 511 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:24,783 Well, why are you in Mortville? 512 00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:28,222 It's a long ugly $110!'?- 513 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,385 Go ahead, Muffy. Tell her. 514 00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:33,328 Maybe she'd stop feelin' sorry for herself. 515 00:37:33,351 --> 00:37:35,661 I wasn't always like this. 516 00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:39,760 I mean, of course I was always visually stunning... 517 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:44,968 but I was married to a man and had a baby named Freddy. 518 00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:46,771 It was about two years ago... 519 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:51,838 and my husband and I were just returning from a cocktail party. 520 00:37:55,673 --> 00:37:57,619 Let me drive! 521 00:37:57,642 --> 00:38:01,647 Get off! I can drive! Always trying to boss me around. 522 00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:05,422 You're drunk, as per usual. 523 00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:08,863 Every time we step out of the house, you get dead drunk. 524 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:12,266 When you're married to a nag, a man's got to drink. 525 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:15,533 First I have to be mortified in front of our friends. 526 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,131 Now I have to be mortified in front of the baby-sitter. 527 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:20,370 I suppose I'll have to drive her home. 528 00:38:20,398 --> 00:38:21,672 I'll take her. 529 00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:24,509 Yeah, you'll take her straight to the graveyard. 530 00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:27,142 - Let me drive! - Get off! I'll take her! 531 00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:29,709 Check it out. 532 00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:43,489 This motherfucker is having a little party! 533 00:38:45,190 --> 00:38:48,330 What are you doing here? 534 00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:49,997 What is this? 535 00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:58,937 Who are you? Get out of my house! 536 00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:02,576 Where's my baby? 537 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,449 Freddy! 538 00:39:08,479 --> 00:39:10,015 Get out of my liquor, you little punk! 539 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:12,324 Oh, Freddy! 540 00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:17,930 Oh, my God! He's gone! 541 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,898 Oh, my God! 542 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:26,272 What have you done with my baby? 543 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:30,143 - I don't know! I'm trippin'! - Trippin'? Where's Freddy? 544 00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:31,704 I think I put him in the kitchen. 545 00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:35,081 The kitchen? Oh, Freddy! 546 00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:45,627 Oh, Freddy! Little Freddy. Oh, baby. 547 00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:47,186 Hey, got any downers? 548 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,164 My baby. You little tramp! 549 00:39:49,187 --> 00:39:51,224 My baby was in the refrigerator! 550 00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:53,702 So don't pay me! Don't pay me, then. 551 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:57,867 Don't pay you? You little snip. That's all right. 552 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,849 Come on, bitch. Eat some dog food! 553 00:40:07,872 --> 00:40:12,218 - No! - Eat it! 554 00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:15,848 Eat it, you bitch! 555 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,917 Put my baby in the refrigerator. 556 00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:22,159 Eat it! Murderer! 557 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:30,834 Oh, good Christ. 558 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:34,002 Are you crazy? Are you trying to kill her? 559 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:36,979 Get your stinkin' liquor breath out of my face... 560 00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:38,742 you drunken slob! 561 00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:53,354 You! 562 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,462 You crazy woman! Open this window. 563 00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:02,304 You should be in a mental hospital. 564 00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:04,102 You pissy-ass drunk! Get away from me. 565 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,664 Take your ass to A.A.! 566 00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:10,305 Get out of here, you slob! Don't touch me. 567 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:16,078 I'm sorry. 568 00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:40,300 I've never seen my baby again. 569 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,744 The press still calls me the Dog Food Murderess. 570 00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,873 I can never go back. 571 00:41:45,903 --> 00:41:49,009 I couldn't bear the shame. 572 00:41:50,608 --> 00:41:53,179 And you, Mole, what happened to you? 573 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:58,024 Well, I've been in Mortville for 10 long years... 574 00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:02,054 and it isn't very pretty what a town without pity can do. 575 00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:05,556 What brought me here was a championship wrestlin' match. 576 00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:08,867 It was back in 1966... 577 00:42:08,893 --> 00:42:12,534 and I was fightin' under the name of Rastlin' Rita. 578 00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:17,774 My challenger was Big Jimmy Dong,the Human Blockhead. 579 00:42:17,802 --> 00:42:21,443 Good evening, Ladies and gentlemen. 580 00:42:21,472 --> 00:42:27,718 Welcome to Ringside Arena. Tonight's main event-- 581 00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:35,129 featuring Big Jimmy Dong, the Human Blockhead. 582 00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:58,320 And in the opposite corner, his opponent--Rastlin' Rita! 583 00:43:04,982 --> 00:43:06,484 Fuck you! 584 00:44:57,595 --> 00:45:00,508 That ended my professional rastlin' career... 585 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,568 and I've been here ever since... 586 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:06,776 sittin' in my own stink and twin' to figure a way out. 587 00:45:06,804 --> 00:45:09,546 But our luck's gonna be changin'. Right, Muff? 588 00:45:09,574 --> 00:45:12,953 Right, Mole, we're gonna win that lottery. 589 00:45:12,977 --> 00:45:15,651 I believe that was our lottery ticket. 590 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,423 It was yours, but you rented a room, asswipe. 591 00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:21,487 That ticket's mine now. 592 00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:23,396 Well, you better give us our share. 593 00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:26,129 We need money. We're not trash like you. 594 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:28,660 We're not used to this low-class life. 595 00:45:28,693 --> 00:45:31,003 I'll wipe the floor with you! 596 00:45:31,028 --> 00:45:37,843 - Break it up! - Rip her head right off! 597 00:45:37,868 --> 00:45:41,042 Those lottery tickets ain't no good no way. 598 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:43,484 The odds are a million to one. 599 00:45:43,507 --> 00:45:45,987 Don't say that! You'll hex our good luck. 600 00:45:46,010 --> 00:45:50,254 I'm warnin' you both. You better stay out of my way... 601 00:45:50,281 --> 00:45:53,262 because when old Mole gets mean... 602 00:45:53,284 --> 00:45:56,663 there's no tellin' what she'll do. 603 00:45:56,687 --> 00:45:58,598 Peggy, I think it's time for bed. 604 00:45:58,623 --> 00:46:00,660 Now we both need a good night's sleep. 605 00:46:00,691 --> 00:46:02,534 Oh, I'll sleep, all right. 606 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,098 Maybe in my dreams I can forget this rotten little town... 607 00:46:06,130 --> 00:46:08,269 and its disgusting population. 608 00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:13,146 As far as I'm concerned, you two belong in Mortville. 609 00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:34,962 Oh, those bosoms drive me berserk, baby. 610 00:46:51,509 --> 00:46:54,649 That was an unh-unh! 611 00:47:05,890 --> 00:47:07,870 Go, Peggy, go! 612 00:47:07,892 --> 00:47:09,872 Get it, Peggy. Oh, Peggy. 613 00:47:09,894 --> 00:47:14,843 Grizelda, it's so unnatural! 614 00:47:14,865 --> 00:47:16,640 0h. get it! Just get it, Peggy! 615 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,647 But I don't know how! 616 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:21,047 Just eat it, Peggy. 617 00:47:21,072 --> 00:47:22,881 If it's good enough for Gertrude Stein... 618 00:47:22,907 --> 00:47:24,409 Eat it, Peggy! 619 00:47:38,823 --> 00:47:39,699 Wake up! Wake up! 620 00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:47,732 Let's go! 621 00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:58,713 - Come on, let's go! - Get out of bed! 622 00:47:58,743 --> 00:48:00,848 What the fuck is that now? 623 00:48:08,152 --> 00:48:10,723 - Come on,wake up! - Royal proclamation! 624 00:48:10,755 --> 00:48:13,964 All residents must read the royal proclamation! 625 00:48:13,991 --> 00:48:15,664 Here, stupid. 626 00:48:23,601 --> 00:48:26,707 You won't believe this, Muffy. 627 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:29,911 That cow has gone too far this time. 628 00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:31,578 Listen to this shit. 629 00:48:31,609 --> 00:48:34,590 "Royal proclamation. Queen Carlotta... 630 00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:37,286 "has proclaimed today as Backwards Day. 631 00:48:37,314 --> 00:48:39,817 "All residents must wear their clothes backwards... 632 00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:41,989 "and walk backwards at all times. 633 00:48:42,019 --> 00:48:44,329 "Anyone who fails to perform for the tourists... 634 00:48:44,355 --> 00:48:46,801 will be immediately executed." 635 00:48:46,824 --> 00:48:51,364 God! You mean we have to walk around backwards all day? 636 00:48:51,395 --> 00:48:53,204 Looks that way, Muffy. 637 00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:59,704 And on an empty stomach yet. Mole, I'm starving to death. 638 00:48:59,737 --> 00:49:02,115 Ditto, doll face. 639 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:12,326 The cupboard's bare, Muffy! It ain't right to wake up... 640 00:49:12,349 --> 00:49:15,193 hearin' your own stomach growlln'. 641 00:49:15,219 --> 00:49:18,359 I guess we'll just have to wait for the food dump. 642 00:49:18,389 --> 00:49:24,135 Everywhere I look's a big nothing! I'd eat anything! 643 00:49:24,161 --> 00:49:29,770 I know, Mole. I'm so hungry I could eat cancer. 644 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,781 Isn't this a godsend? 645 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:35,750 Pussy brought daddy some breakfast! 646 00:49:35,773 --> 00:49:37,116 I hope those other two... 647 00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:39,451 aren't expecting a continental breakfast... 648 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:47,020 'cause old Mole's gonna chomp this down in one big bite. 649 00:49:53,457 --> 00:49:55,994 Marshmallow. Oh, that looks good. 650 00:49:57,328 --> 00:50:00,309 And Cheez-its for my little tummy. 651 00:50:03,767 --> 00:50:06,611 This is so--it's so good. 652 00:50:10,641 --> 00:50:13,747 Well, good morning, little birdy. 653 00:50:13,777 --> 00:50:18,283 You're a cute little fella. Want some pizza? 654 00:50:19,316 --> 00:50:24,823 I bet you're hungry. Yes, birdy. 655 00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,426 I bet you flew all the way to Mortville... 656 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:30,302 just to see Backwards Day, didn't you? 657 00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:32,864 Well, you flew into the right window... 658 00:50:32,897 --> 00:50:34,877 because I'm your Queen. 659 00:50:34,899 --> 00:50:38,938 Excuse me, Your Highness... 660 00:50:38,969 --> 00:50:42,439 but Princess Coo-Coo has just escaped from her royal bedroom. 661 00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:48,219 She what? That little M.F. Come on and get me into my cot. 662 00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:51,556 - Be quick, too. Come on. - I honor you, Your Majesty. 663 00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:57,759 Come on, you goons. Get me into that cot. 664 00:50:57,788 --> 00:51:00,928 Come on. Let's hurry. 665 00:51:03,661 --> 00:51:05,163 Come on. Let's go. 666 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:11,237 Come on, you big ape. Hurry up. 667 00:51:15,339 --> 00:51:18,183 Why, that ungrateful little whippersnapper! 668 00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:20,882 She escaped by shimmying down this rope of sheets. 669 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:26,020 On Backwards Day yet? I want you morons to find her... 670 00:51:26,050 --> 00:51:30,726 and as for that garbage man, I want him shot on sight. 671 00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:33,633 Damn that hellcat of a daughter of mine. 672 00:51:33,657 --> 00:51:39,403 That good-for-nothing, simpleminded scalawag! Damn it! 673 00:51:41,265 --> 00:51:42,869 Oh, Christ. 674 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:46,337 Pardon me. 675 00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:50,148 - Watch it, clown! -Sorry. 676 00:51:53,410 --> 00:51:58,382 - Hi,Mr. Paul! - Hi, doll face! 677 00:51:58,415 --> 00:52:01,089 This Backwards Day's a lot of shit, ain't it? 678 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:03,860 Sure is, Mr. Paul. it sure is. 679 00:52:03,887 --> 00:52:07,892 - Can we come? - Oh, fuck. 680 00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:12,338 Wait, wait! 681 00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:14,775 Wait for us! 682 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,306 Come on. 683 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:26,412 Sorry! Nudists only! No tourists! 684 00:52:26,443 --> 00:52:31,586 - Shina, it's me Muffy! - Well, why didn't you say... 685 00:52:31,615 --> 00:52:34,152 it was the most beautiful woman in Mortville? 686 00:52:34,184 --> 00:52:37,256 Hi, darlin'. Hey, Mr. Mole. 687 00:52:37,287 --> 00:52:41,394 This is Grizelda and Peggy. They're new in Mortville. 688 00:52:41,425 --> 00:52:42,699 It's nice to meet you. 689 00:52:42,726 --> 00:52:44,899 Shina, you got today's paper around? 690 00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:46,874 We want to see if we won the Maryland lottery. 691 00:52:46,897 --> 00:52:49,104 You know newspapers are contraband... 692 00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:51,113 but I sure hope you do win. 693 00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:53,513 This town could stand a little glamour. 694 00:52:53,537 --> 00:52:57,110 - I tell you, I'm gettin' fed up. - We're all fed up, Shina. 695 00:52:57,141 --> 00:52:59,678 At least you don't have to participate in Backwards Day. 696 00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:02,190 I know! I'm surprised the Queen didn't order me... 697 00:53:02,212 --> 00:53:04,158 to wear my vagina backwards. 698 00:53:06,283 --> 00:53:09,560 Excuse me, but I must see Herbert, my love. 699 00:53:09,586 --> 00:53:12,499 I honor you, Princess Coo-Coo. 700 00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:14,969 You don't have to do that. I'm not like my mother. 701 00:53:14,992 --> 00:53:18,667 I'm a normal person. Come on, now. Get up. Please. 702 00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:22,041 Herbert's out there searchin' for garbage as usual... 703 00:53:22,066 --> 00:53:24,342 but I tell you, if you two are havin' an affair... 704 00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:27,406 be careful! That Queen will cut off your ears! 705 00:53:27,438 --> 00:53:30,146 Let her do it,then. Herbert doesn't care if I have ears. 706 00:53:30,174 --> 00:53:31,949 He only cares about my mind. 707 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:40,222 Oh, Coo. I worship the ground you walk on. 708 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:43,959 I couldn't keep my mind on my work all mornin'. 709 00:53:43,987 --> 00:53:47,799 Every piece of trash I had to pick up reminded me of you. 710 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:52,399 An old candy wrapper made me think of how sweet you are. 711 00:53:52,429 --> 00:53:57,208 A snotty Kleenex made me realize how much I'd cw... 712 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:59,373 if we ever had to part. 713 00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:03,283 An old rubber made me think of all the nights of Eros... 714 00:54:03,307 --> 00:54:07,221 we have before us. I love you, Coo-Coo. 715 00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:11,818 I masturbated 14 times last night thinkin' of you... 716 00:54:11,849 --> 00:54:13,795 and when I finally did fall asleep... 717 00:54:13,817 --> 00:54:17,697 my dreams were not exactly dry. Take me now, Herbert. 718 00:54:17,721 --> 00:54:19,894 Take me in front of the whole town! 719 00:54:23,727 --> 00:54:26,731 Oh, my God! Oh, no! 720 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:29,244 Oh, Jesus. 721 00:54:32,503 --> 00:54:36,246 Oh, no! What hell lays in store for us now? 722 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:39,083 I don't know, Peggy. Just keep up with Mole! 723 00:54:57,427 --> 00:54:59,202 How do you like that? 724 00:55:15,345 --> 00:55:16,517 Get him,girl! 725 00:55:18,582 --> 00:55:20,584 What kind of a bar is this? 726 00:55:20,617 --> 00:55:23,120 Who asked you to sit with us, anyway? 727 00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:25,064 Well, I have to use the ladies room. 728 00:55:25,088 --> 00:55:29,161 - The piss hole's out back. - I'll save your seat for you. 729 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,369 Over here, baby! Sit on my face! 730 00:55:37,401 --> 00:55:41,213 - Stop it! No! Oh, God! - Sit on my face over here! 731 00:55:41,238 --> 00:55:42,649 No! Stop! Leave me alone! 732 00:55:47,211 --> 00:55:49,521 Oh, lookin' for some action? 733 00:55:49,546 --> 00:55:51,082 - Oh, no! - Come on! 734 00:55:51,114 --> 00:55:54,687 - Leave me alone! - It won't hurt. 735 00:55:54,718 --> 00:55:55,719 - Just leave me alone! - Come on! 736 00:55:55,752 --> 00:55:57,459 No! Go away! 737 00:55:57,487 --> 00:56:00,024 - We'll have a good time. - Leave me alone! Stop! 738 00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:07,172 - I wanna-- - Go away! 739 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:10,041 - Leave me alone! - Freak. 740 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:11,944 Please, just go away. 741 00:56:18,575 --> 00:56:21,852 Oh, God! Please just go away! Just leave me alone! 742 00:56:29,786 --> 00:56:32,528 Oh, God! No! 743 00:56:39,229 --> 00:56:42,403 - Flipper! Yeah! - Oh, God! Get off! 744 00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:48,413 I'm not trying to be rude, really... 745 00:56:48,438 --> 00:56:50,281 but I can't stay in here any longer. 746 00:56:50,307 --> 00:56:52,480 What's the matter? Don't you like fun? 747 00:56:52,509 --> 00:56:55,046 This is not my idea of fun. 748 00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:57,524 Grizelda, please walk me back to the house. 749 00:56:57,547 --> 00:56:59,151 Loosen up a bit. 750 00:56:59,182 --> 00:57:01,662 I have no desire to be a loose person... 751 00:57:01,685 --> 00:57:04,791 and you should stop drinking before you get dead drunk. 752 00:57:04,821 --> 00:57:07,427 Oh, come on. I'll walk you back. 753 00:57:07,457 --> 00:57:09,437 I don't get you, Peggy. 754 00:57:09,459 --> 00:57:13,930 You leech onto us and then all you do is complain. 755 00:57:13,964 --> 00:57:16,740 Let the little babies go home. 756 00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:18,838 Boy, if you don't like this bar... 757 00:57:18,869 --> 00:57:21,873 there is really something wrong with you. 758 00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:23,543 Kill him, Flip! 759 00:57:37,187 --> 00:57:38,791 Get him, Flipper! 760 00:57:50,067 --> 00:57:52,707 Hit him! Come on,you guys! 761 00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:00,578 Bye-bye, sweetie. 762 00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:04,057 See you next Tuesday. Same time, same place. 763 00:58:04,081 --> 00:58:05,583 Bye! 764 00:58:16,626 --> 00:58:21,632 You lazy bitch! I'm out workin' my tail off all day... 765 00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:24,009 and you're in there fuckin' midgets. 766 00:58:24,034 --> 00:58:25,809 Isn't that the pits? 767 00:58:25,836 --> 00:58:27,645 Flipper, now don't start that shit. 768 00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:29,241 She's just an old friend of mine. 769 00:58:29,272 --> 00:58:31,752 Come on, now. Get in here. 770 00:58:31,775 --> 00:58:34,881 Friend, my ass. You've turned my apartment... 771 00:58:34,911 --> 00:58:38,222 into your own private passion pit, haven't you? 772 00:58:38,248 --> 00:58:41,525 You better cram it. Not in front of company. 773 00:58:41,551 --> 00:58:43,929 Sorry if we interrupted anything. 774 00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:45,365 You didn't interrupt anything, Mole. 775 00:58:45,389 --> 00:58:48,393 Flipper's so jealous, she thinks the toilets I sit on... 776 00:58:48,425 --> 00:58:50,701 is her competition. Now what can I do for ya? 777 00:58:50,727 --> 00:58:53,230 Twin' to find today's paper. You got one, Shotsie? 778 00:58:53,263 --> 00:58:55,504 I got one around here somewhere. 779 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,011 Just wait a minute here. 780 00:58:58,335 --> 00:59:00,576 Hey, all right. Here you go. 781 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,119 There it is. 782 00:59:07,144 --> 00:59:10,353 "Maryland lottery listings." Here they are. 783 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:16,661 "O-8-5-5-5...3-2-1!" We did it, Muffy! 784 00:59:16,686 --> 00:59:19,690 - We're rich! - I want my own chauffeur! 785 00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:24,172 - We won $1,000. - Thank you, God! 786 00:59:24,194 --> 00:59:25,764 Shut up, Muffy. 787 00:59:27,931 --> 00:59:32,346 Look at all those dummies. Come on, you apes. Hurry up. 788 00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:35,875 Let's be quick. 789 00:59:37,441 --> 00:59:39,421 Look at those dummies. 790 00:59:45,982 --> 00:59:53,366 Attention! The Honorable Queen Carlotta of Mortville! 791 00:59:53,390 --> 00:59:57,133 - We honor you, Queen Carlotta. - Hail Queen Carlotta! 792 01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:08,078 - Out of my way! Come on! - We honor you, Queen Carlotta. 793 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:12,247 Hey, morons, you got your clothes on backwards. 794 01:00:15,045 --> 01:00:21,758 Oh, gosh. This is fun. Hi, stupid! Hi, ugly! 795 01:00:25,989 --> 01:00:28,401 That senile old cunt. 796 01:00:28,425 --> 01:00:32,703 I wish I had a rifle with a telescopic lens in it. 797 01:00:32,729 --> 01:00:35,175 I'd help you pull the trigger, Mole. 798 01:00:35,198 --> 01:00:37,872 Squeaky Fromme, where are you when we need you? 799 01:00:37,901 --> 01:00:41,007 I can't resist. 800 01:00:41,037 --> 01:00:47,044 That hog face is too much of a moving target to ignore. 801 01:00:49,045 --> 01:00:53,926 God damn it! Who threw that? 802 01:00:54,284 --> 01:00:56,764 Oh, Herbert. We're safe now. 803 01:00:56,786 --> 01:00:59,130 I'm sorry I had to drag you all that way... 804 01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:02,899 but those silly nudists wanted to bury you. 805 01:01:04,361 --> 01:01:08,935 I love you, too, my darling. Mother can't hurt us now. 806 01:01:08,965 --> 01:01:14,074 We'll get married tonight. Oh, you don't look so well. 807 01:01:14,104 --> 01:01:16,744 I hope you perk up for our honeymoon. 808 01:01:19,576 --> 01:01:22,284 What the hell is this? 809 01:01:22,312 --> 01:01:24,815 I'm sorry. I know it's rude to bring my lover here... 810 01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:26,555 especially since I don't even know you... 811 01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:29,894 but my mother's army's trying to kill my Herbert. 812 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:33,561 Young woman, that man is already dead. 813 01:01:33,590 --> 01:01:35,661 No, he's not. He's just asleep. 814 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:39,162 Aren't you, Herbert? Say hi to the nice ladies. 815 01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,937 You'd better get your lily-white ass... 816 01:01:40,964 --> 01:01:43,467 out of here before we all get shot. 817 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,140 Please don't kick me out. They're looking for me... 818 01:01:46,169 --> 01:01:48,581 and my mother'll lock me up in the castle if she finds me. 819 01:01:48,605 --> 01:01:52,610 You obviously belong in a mental hospital. 820 01:01:52,642 --> 01:01:55,646 Look who's callin' the kettle black. 821 01:01:55,679 --> 01:01:58,717 She's just upset. Now be easy on her. 822 01:01:58,748 --> 01:02:00,659 I will not! 823 01:02:00,684 --> 01:02:02,994 I don't want some renegade necrophile princess... 824 01:02:03,019 --> 01:02:05,124 as my roommate. 825 01:02:05,155 --> 01:02:10,298 It's just for a few days. Don't be so selfish. 826 01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:15,470 Selfish? I'll show you selfish. Get out of here, mongoloid! 827 01:02:15,498 --> 01:02:18,843 Take your stinking corpse of a boyfriend with you. 828 01:02:18,868 --> 01:02:22,509 Oh, Herbert, this lady's being so mean to me. 829 01:02:22,539 --> 01:02:24,416 Don't cw, Princess. 830 01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:26,944 I'll try and help you some way. 831 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:34,556 There, there. Everything's gonna be all right. 832 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:38,361 Go ahead. Feel her up, just like you did to me. 833 01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:40,994 Find 'em, feel 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em! 834 01:02:41,024 --> 01:02:44,437 Is that your new motto? 835 01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:47,340 Zip that gaping hole of a mouth up, Peggy... 836 01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:50,743 before I plug it up with my fist. 837 01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:57,184 You're just like all the rest of the common dykes in this town. 838 01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:59,551 What the hell do you mean, dyke? 839 01:02:59,576 --> 01:03:01,112 A fat dyke! 840 01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:06,352 Help, police! The princess is in my house! 841 01:03:06,383 --> 01:03:08,363 You're under arrest by order of Her Highness... 842 01:03:08,385 --> 01:03:09,887 the Queen Carlotta. 843 01:03:15,692 --> 01:03:17,262 What's going on in here? 844 01:03:33,877 --> 01:03:35,914 What's happening in here? 845 01:04:02,072 --> 01:04:03,983 Come on, you little bitch. 846 01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:06,044 Get out of there. Get up. 847 01:04:06,076 --> 01:04:08,181 Your mother's waiting to see you. 848 01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:12,984 Come on! 849 01:04:20,724 --> 01:04:23,000 Those snotty bitches wrecked our guest house. 850 01:04:23,026 --> 01:04:27,839 I should've gotten a security deposit from those assholes. 851 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,741 You let riffraff in... 852 01:04:29,766 --> 01:04:32,337 and they bring the neighborhood down every time. 853 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:34,975 Look, baby, I got to get my ass into Baltimore... 854 01:04:35,004 --> 01:04:37,644 to claim our money and do some shoppin'. 855 01:04:37,674 --> 01:04:39,551 Will you be all right while I'm gone? 856 01:04:39,576 --> 01:04:43,023 Oh, sure. I'll be fine, but you be careful. 857 01:04:43,046 --> 01:04:48,120 All right, then. Lock those doors and don't fuck any men. 858 01:04:50,487 --> 01:04:54,629 Oh, go! Go take it off! Let's see some ass! 859 01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:00,733 Strip faster! Let's see some private areas. 860 01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:06,472 Oh, I see London. Oh, I see France. 861 01:05:06,503 --> 01:05:09,347 Spread those legs, baby! 862 01:05:09,372 --> 01:05:13,320 Yes, sirree! A Hollywood love! 863 01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:16,813 Come on. That love muscle, I want to see it. 864 01:05:18,848 --> 01:05:21,852 Come on over here with that thing. 865 01:05:25,355 --> 01:05:27,961 You're a wicked little boy! 866 01:05:27,991 --> 01:05:30,801 Gettin' me all heated up, aren't you? 867 01:05:30,827 --> 01:05:34,070 I'm gonna have to give you a spankin'. 868 01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:36,805 I've been a bad little boy, haven't I, Your Highness? 869 01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:38,835 You certainly have, Grogan. 870 01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,041 Now, get up here with that behind. 871 01:05:41,070 --> 01:05:44,347 Come on, over my knee, you little bastard! 872 01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:48,249 This'll teach you to arouse royalty! 873 01:05:50,079 --> 01:05:51,752 Harder! 874 01:05:58,321 --> 01:06:02,792 - May I get up, Your Majesty? - Yes, get up, stupid. 875 01:06:02,826 --> 01:06:06,069 I hope you didn't leave no pecker tracks on my gown. 876 01:06:06,095 --> 01:06:08,075 May I get dressed, Your Majesty? 877 01:06:08,097 --> 01:06:12,807 Yes, please do. Your body has a certain odor about it... 878 01:06:12,836 --> 01:06:14,611 that always annoys me! 879 01:06:14,637 --> 01:06:19,086 - An odor, Your Majesty? - Yes, a wretched stench. 880 01:06:19,108 --> 01:06:20,815 I wash daily, Your Majesty. 881 01:06:20,844 --> 01:06:23,882 Wash harder in the future. 882 01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:29,454 There is a noticeable odor zone somewhere on your body... 883 01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:32,194 and I'd appreciate it if you could locate it... 884 01:06:32,222 --> 01:06:33,860 and deodorize it. 885 01:06:33,890 --> 01:06:36,234 I'll try and correct it, Your Majesty. 886 01:06:36,259 --> 01:06:40,105 Oh, we can't all be perfect, Lieutenant Grogan. 887 01:06:40,129 --> 01:06:42,973 Come on over here and sit besides my feet. 888 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:45,275 I honor you, Queen Carlotta. 889 01:06:46,469 --> 01:06:49,575 You honor me, but certain commoners in this town... 890 01:06:49,606 --> 01:06:51,244 obviously don't. 891 01:06:51,274 --> 01:06:54,517 Someone threw a mudball at me today. 892 01:06:54,544 --> 01:06:58,117 If only I had a little pink button to push... 893 01:06:58,147 --> 01:07:00,787 that could wipe out this town. 894 01:07:00,817 --> 01:07:05,527 Tell me, is it possible to get me a hydrogen bomb? 895 01:07:05,555 --> 01:07:09,002 - I doubt it, Your Majesty. - How about germ warfare? 896 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:11,335 Do you know anything about that? 897 01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:14,137 You mean poisoning the population? 898 01:07:14,163 --> 01:07:19,670 Yes, that sounds like a fun project. How about rabies? 899 01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:22,740 Could we spread that disease inexpensively? 900 01:07:22,772 --> 01:07:24,809 I think so, Your Majesty. 901 01:07:24,841 --> 01:07:28,687 All we need is some rabid bat pus to make a serum. 902 01:07:28,711 --> 01:07:32,625 Fine! Let's try it. Rabid bat pus... 903 01:07:32,649 --> 01:07:36,153 and let's put in a little rat piss for good luck. 904 01:07:36,185 --> 01:07:41,726 - You're a genius, Your Majesty. - I know. I know. 905 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:45,839 You let me out of here, Mummy! You murderess! You rat! 906 01:07:45,862 --> 01:07:48,206 Stinking fascist slug! 907 01:07:53,970 --> 01:07:55,313 Swine. 908 01:07:58,441 --> 01:08:01,217 Your Majesty, Herbert the garbage man is dead... 909 01:08:01,244 --> 01:08:03,554 and thanks to this noble peasant woman... 910 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:06,925 we have captured Coo-Coo and returned her to the castle. 911 01:08:06,950 --> 01:08:10,227 Release the prisoners! 912 01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:14,258 Oh, thank you, Your Wonderful Majesty! 913 01:08:14,290 --> 01:08:19,399 You bilious ball of blubber! You rotten, stinking-- 914 01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:20,601 Come on, get back here! 915 01:08:20,630 --> 01:08:25,602 That's the last straw, Coo-Coo! I hereby proclaim-- 916 01:08:27,236 --> 01:08:30,809 Oh, shut up. I hereby proclaim... 917 01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:34,754 that you are no longer the Princess of Mortville. 918 01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:37,553 You'll be gang-raped by my soldiers... 919 01:08:37,580 --> 01:08:39,423 injected with rabies... 920 01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:43,556 and exiled to the streets of Mortville where you belong! 921 01:08:43,586 --> 01:08:47,159 I consider that an honor, Your Royal Hogness... 922 01:08:47,190 --> 01:08:51,229 to once and for all be freed from this mockery of a monarchy. 923 01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:54,901 I will never live down the shame of my inherited name... 924 01:08:54,931 --> 01:08:56,308 but I will do my best... 925 01:08:56,332 --> 01:09:00,610 to see that you topple from the throne. 926 01:09:00,637 --> 01:09:03,117 Seize her and fuck her! 927 01:09:14,617 --> 01:09:18,429 That was a courageous decision, Your Majesty. 928 01:09:18,454 --> 01:09:20,957 You may stand, Mrs. Gravel. 929 01:09:24,093 --> 01:09:28,269 I appreciate your help in capturing my daughter. 930 01:09:28,297 --> 01:09:32,643 Loyalty to the Queen sometimes results in rewards. 931 01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:36,139 Let me be the new princess, Your Majesty. 932 01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:40,348 I have seen the human trash of Mortville... 933 01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:43,448 and I share your contempt for this town. 934 01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:47,291 My subjects are beneath contempt, Mrs. Gravel. 935 01:09:47,316 --> 01:09:50,092 Dealing with the poor people is a waste of time. 936 01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:52,759 Only the rich should be allowed to live! 937 01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:54,962 I like your politics, Mrs. Gravel. 938 01:09:54,991 --> 01:09:57,437 And to tell the truth... 939 01:09:57,460 --> 01:10:01,567 I need a woman like yourself to follow in my footsteps. 940 01:10:01,597 --> 01:10:05,306 If you looked all over this land, Your Majesty... 941 01:10:05,334 --> 01:10:09,111 I doubt you'd find a woman as vicious as I. 942 01:10:09,138 --> 01:10:11,516 We'll give you a trial run. 943 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:14,988 Your first duty will be to help my soldiers... 944 01:10:15,011 --> 01:10:18,515 spread rabies to everyone in town. 945 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:21,119 Do you think you can handle that? 946 01:10:21,150 --> 01:10:23,721 Oh, yes, Your Majesty. 947 01:10:23,753 --> 01:10:29,567 And I know just the person I want to give it to first. 948 01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:43,340 - May I help you? - Yeah, I want a sex change. 949 01:11:43,366 --> 01:11:47,746 - Step over here, please. - Look, I'm in a rush... 950 01:11:47,770 --> 01:11:52,879 so I'd appreciate it if you took me before these other turkeys. 951 01:11:52,909 --> 01:11:57,153 - Do you have an appointment? - No, I don't. 952 01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:59,820 I'm sorry, but we don't see anyone here... 953 01:11:59,849 --> 01:12:01,157 without an appointment. 954 01:12:01,184 --> 01:12:04,358 Well, you do now, Nurse Nancy. 955 01:12:04,387 --> 01:12:06,958 Come on, bitch! Cut these tits off! 956 01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:09,970 I'm only the nurse! The doctor is not in. 957 01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:12,233 Like hell he isn't! 958 01:12:18,401 --> 01:12:21,575 - Sorry, Dr. Freedman. -Come on, quack. 959 01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:24,778 I want the sex change, and I want it now. 960 01:12:24,807 --> 01:12:28,016 Madam, the sex change is a long, complicated process. 961 01:12:28,044 --> 01:12:29,523 We just can't-- 962 01:12:29,545 --> 01:12:32,526 Just give me the basics, or I'll cut her head off. 963 01:12:32,548 --> 01:12:35,358 Look, why don't you just fill out the necessary forms... 964 01:12:35,384 --> 01:12:36,863 and we'll see if-- 965 01:12:36,886 --> 01:12:38,991 Cut the sermon and give me my Wang! 966 01:12:39,021 --> 01:12:42,127 I want a Wang, and I want it now! 967 01:12:42,158 --> 01:12:44,729 I can only do so much under the circumstances. 968 01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:46,603 If you don't give me a sex change... 969 01:12:46,629 --> 01:12:50,577 I'll cut off your peter and sew it on me myself! 970 01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:57,950 I'll see what I can do, Madam. 971 01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:03,418 Hi, big boys. I'll bet you didn't know... 972 01:13:03,446 --> 01:13:07,292 that Mommy won the Maryland lottery. Yes! 973 01:13:07,316 --> 01:13:11,890 I'm gonna be buying you lots of new push-up bras... 974 01:13:11,921 --> 01:13:14,902 so get ready for your new home. 975 01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:18,565 Things are gonna be looking up for you two. 976 01:13:20,863 --> 01:13:26,040 - Well, howdy, Miss Muffy! - Oh, Mole, you made it! 977 01:13:26,068 --> 01:13:28,742 I missed you. I was worried about you. 978 01:13:28,771 --> 01:13:30,250 You got the money? 979 01:13:30,273 --> 01:13:32,651 I sure do, honey. Look at those greenbacks. 980 01:13:32,675 --> 01:13:36,384 Oh, thank God, Mole! Money at last! 981 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:42,590 Good old germ-carrying American currency. 982 01:13:42,618 --> 01:13:44,325 What you got in the shopping bag? 983 01:13:44,353 --> 01:13:48,301 Presents, Muffy. Presents fit for a queen. 984 01:13:48,324 --> 01:13:49,803 Can I open them? 985 01:13:49,825 --> 01:13:52,897 You sure can, you big hunk of beauty. 986 01:13:55,031 --> 01:13:56,533 Come on, hurry up, honey. 987 01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:04,952 Oh, a new bra! It's beautiful! 988 01:14:04,974 --> 01:14:06,612 Try it on, honey. Let me help you. 989 01:14:06,642 --> 01:14:08,087 Quick, get them boys in there. 990 01:14:08,110 --> 01:14:09,589 Well, just a minute. 991 01:14:09,612 --> 01:14:12,821 - Hook it for me, Mole. - Got 'em in there? 992 01:14:12,848 --> 01:14:15,692 - Yeah, hook it. - Yum yum. 993 01:14:15,718 --> 01:14:19,825 - That support feels heavenly. - Hold still, now. 994 01:14:19,855 --> 01:14:22,165 - Hook it. - Hold still. 995 01:14:22,191 --> 01:14:25,070 Oh, tie a knot. Anything. 996 01:14:25,094 --> 01:14:28,564 - Oh, my God! - What else you got for me? 997 01:14:30,599 --> 01:14:32,840 Just a second. 998 01:14:32,868 --> 01:14:38,648 Oh, a mink coat! What else you got? 999 01:14:38,674 --> 01:14:42,986 - Try this one, gorgey! -Oh, what is it? 1000 01:14:43,012 --> 01:14:44,923 You'll love it. 1001 01:14:44,947 --> 01:14:48,326 I feel just like a little girl on Christmas Morning. 1002 01:14:48,351 --> 01:14:51,798 A gown! It's stunning. 1003 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:54,131 Oh, it makes me glad I was born a woman. 1004 01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:57,069 You'll have to help me with this. 1005 01:14:57,093 --> 01:14:58,936 Oh, I'm too nervous. 1006 01:14:58,961 --> 01:15:02,408 Just a minute. There it goes. 1007 01:15:02,431 --> 01:15:05,207 Take them goddamn panties off for a change. 1008 01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:10,650 I'm beginning to feel like a queen already. 1009 01:15:10,673 --> 01:15:15,486 You will be Queen, Muffy! I promise you. 1010 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:18,151 Look at these huggers. 1011 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:22,560 Oh, firearms! Goody, goody gumdrops! 1012 01:15:22,585 --> 01:15:27,625 This one's mine, and this little .38 is all for you. 1013 01:15:27,656 --> 01:15:31,297 Oh! You're so good to me, Mole. 1014 01:15:31,327 --> 01:15:34,035 I don't know what I'd do without you. 1015 01:15:34,063 --> 01:15:36,976 I got another surprise for you, Muffy. 1016 01:15:36,999 --> 01:15:39,502 A real big surprise. 1017 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:42,175 Something you never even asked for. 1018 01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:45,708 - A chihuahua? - No. You'll see. 1019 01:15:45,741 --> 01:15:48,950 Close your eyes. No peeking, now. 1020 01:15:50,012 --> 01:15:55,325 You won't believe this, Muffy. I can't wait. 1021 01:15:55,351 --> 01:15:58,332 Well, hurry. The suspense is killing me. 1022 01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:02,832 You can open 'em now. 1023 01:16:10,232 --> 01:16:12,542 What have you done to yourself, Mole? 1024 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:15,481 Well, I got the sex change just for you, Muffy! 1025 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,814 Get away from me with that deformed worm! 1026 01:16:20,843 --> 01:16:24,290 You're sick, Mole! You're a weirdo pervert! 1027 01:16:24,313 --> 01:16:26,020 Just let me try it once. 1028 01:16:26,048 --> 01:16:28,756 I gotta see if it works. It's a brand-new model. 1029 01:16:28,784 --> 01:16:30,957 I got it at Hopkins Hospital, Muffy. 1030 01:16:30,986 --> 01:16:33,432 Cut it off, Mole! 1031 01:16:33,456 --> 01:16:37,302 Rid your body of that disgusting transplant! 1032 01:16:37,326 --> 01:16:39,704 It never goes soft, Muffy. 1033 01:16:47,136 --> 01:16:49,946 Oh, cut it off, Mole! 1034 01:16:52,641 --> 01:16:56,054 All right, then. If that's what you really want. 1035 01:16:56,078 --> 01:17:00,026 - Cut it off! - All right. 1036 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:04,060 So much for science, Muffy! 1037 01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:33,593 A lovely potion. 1038 01:17:38,187 --> 01:17:41,066 But it needs something. 1039 01:17:43,058 --> 01:17:45,937 A lovely bat. 1040 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:51,668 And a touch of rat. 1041 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:59,881 A little rat urine. 1042 01:18:01,143 --> 01:18:04,488 Just what the doctor ordered. 1043 01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:11,422 That ought to give it a little kick. 1044 01:18:14,156 --> 01:18:17,399 Goons, bring in Princess Coo-Coo... 1045 01:18:17,426 --> 01:18:20,066 and tell her her medicine's ready. 1046 01:18:20,095 --> 01:18:22,598 Get off me with those semen-stained hands... 1047 01:18:22,631 --> 01:18:25,612 you big ape! I can walk by myself. 1048 01:18:25,634 --> 01:18:31,277 Well, if it isn't Commoner Coo-Coo, the grave robber. 1049 01:18:31,307 --> 01:18:34,151 All ready for your little injection? 1050 01:18:34,176 --> 01:18:36,349 You ass-kissing little snitch. 1051 01:18:36,378 --> 01:18:38,358 One day I'll get my hands on you. 1052 01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:41,418 I doubt you'll have the time... 1053 01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:50,461 for you are now the proud owner of rabies! 1054 01:18:52,361 --> 01:18:55,103 Come on, you little bitch. Get your ass out here. 1055 01:18:55,130 --> 01:18:58,373 - On the streets, scumbag! - Don't bite anybody, dog face! 1056 01:19:15,117 --> 01:19:20,692 Be brave, sugar. Be brave. I'll fix you all up. 1057 01:19:21,857 --> 01:19:24,360 I thought you'd like it, Muffy. 1058 01:19:24,393 --> 01:19:27,033 I thought you wanted a man. 1059 01:19:27,062 --> 01:19:29,440 I just said that to make you jealous. 1060 01:19:29,465 --> 01:19:33,880 I liked your organs just the way they were. 1061 01:19:33,902 --> 01:19:37,281 Now--now I won't have any organs. 1062 01:19:37,306 --> 01:19:40,753 It'll be like having a Barbie-doll crotch. 1063 01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:43,154 When I get through with these stitches... 1064 01:19:43,178 --> 01:19:46,819 it'll be close enough in my book. 1065 01:19:46,849 --> 01:19:49,489 Careful. This is gonna hurt. 1066 01:19:49,518 --> 01:19:54,627 Will you ever be able to love my operation? 1067 01:19:54,657 --> 01:19:59,299 Oh, I'll love it, Mole. I'll feel it. I'll love it. 1068 01:19:59,328 --> 01:20:02,138 I'll eat it. Just like old times. 1069 01:20:02,164 --> 01:20:05,043 Now, hold it. This is gonna hurt. 1070 01:20:13,075 --> 01:20:14,679 Who the hell is that? 1071 01:20:15,878 --> 01:20:17,221 Come in. 1072 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:19,720 Hi, Your Majesty. 1073 01:20:19,748 --> 01:20:23,321 Holy shit, Mole. What happened to you? 1074 01:20:23,352 --> 01:20:25,662 Muffy just gave me an abortion. 1075 01:20:25,688 --> 01:20:27,395 You were pregnant, Mole? 1076 01:20:27,423 --> 01:20:31,132 I wasn't gonna tell anybody, but I was raped... 1077 01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:34,403 by those lottery officials when I picked up my money. 1078 01:20:34,430 --> 01:20:36,205 Men are such cunts. 1079 01:20:36,231 --> 01:20:39,735 Men, women, they're all OK with me as long as they're nude. 1080 01:20:39,768 --> 01:20:42,874 All that sunshine must've rotted your brain, Shina. 1081 01:20:42,905 --> 01:20:46,352 Yeah, there's nothing more disgusting than a nude man. 1082 01:20:46,375 --> 01:20:48,685 How many times I gotta tell you-- 1083 01:20:48,711 --> 01:20:51,487 men are genetic rejects, and all that gristle... 1084 01:20:51,513 --> 01:20:53,424 they got hanging down between their legs... 1085 01:20:53,449 --> 01:20:55,690 was God's first big mistake... 1086 01:20:55,718 --> 01:20:59,097 and us woman have been paying for it ever since. 1087 01:20:59,121 --> 01:21:03,160 What is she doing in my home, anyway? 1088 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:06,366 Be easy on her, Mole. She's been through hell. 1089 01:21:06,395 --> 01:21:09,706 When we found her, she was regurgitating in the street. 1090 01:21:09,732 --> 01:21:12,576 Her mother the hog had her gang-raped. 1091 01:21:12,601 --> 01:21:15,104 The poor thing's had a terrible time. 1092 01:21:15,137 --> 01:21:18,175 You know that Gravel woman you were hanging out with? 1093 01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:20,710 She works for the Queen now. 1094 01:21:20,743 --> 01:21:23,724 She shot Coo-Coo up with a rabies potion. 1095 01:21:23,746 --> 01:21:28,923 I'm not surprised. That snotty little social climber. 1096 01:21:28,951 --> 01:21:31,864 I knew I should've fractured her skull. 1097 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:35,528 Can I get you anything, Coo-Coo? Are you infectious, honey? 1098 01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:36,592 I don't know. 1099 01:21:36,625 --> 01:21:41,404 My saliva tastes funny, and I itch a lot. 1100 01:21:41,430 --> 01:21:45,344 Under the circumstances, we'll have to ask you to refrain... 1101 01:21:45,367 --> 01:21:47,938 from using our kitchen utensils. 1102 01:21:47,970 --> 01:21:52,009 I won't breathe on anything. I promise. 1103 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:58,423 But please help me kill my mother! 1104 01:21:58,447 --> 01:22:01,553 How's Project Rabies coming along, Peggy? 1105 01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:04,291 I feel just like Jonas Salk. 1106 01:22:04,319 --> 01:22:07,562 Tomorrow is the first day of mass immunization... 1107 01:22:07,589 --> 01:22:10,832 or at least that's what the morons of Mortville think. 1108 01:22:10,859 --> 01:22:14,898 Won't it be funny when they start collapsing on the street? 1109 01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:18,309 It'll be like walking through a human sewer. 1110 01:22:18,333 --> 01:22:20,836 I hope I get a chance... 1111 01:22:20,869 --> 01:22:23,645 to kick every one of 'em right in the head... 1112 01:22:23,672 --> 01:22:26,312 just as they gasp for their last breath. 1113 01:22:26,341 --> 01:22:31,051 It'll be beautiful. A symphony of death rattles. 1114 01:22:31,079 --> 01:22:35,550 History will not forget this holiday of death. 1115 01:22:40,556 --> 01:22:46,370 Come on, girls. Now, be quiet. Muffy? Come on. 1116 01:22:48,096 --> 01:22:51,475 Hey, Officer Cutie Pie? 1117 01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:55,141 There's someone down here to see you. 1118 01:22:55,170 --> 01:22:56,877 What do you want, slut? 1119 01:22:56,905 --> 01:23:00,682 Oh, I'm just looking for a little fun. 1120 01:23:00,709 --> 01:23:05,454 Can I come up and see the inside of your bedroom? 1121 01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:16,295 I've had a hard-on for this bitch for a long time. 1122 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:17,963 You know you horny pigs... 1123 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:20,371 aren't supposed to come cruising round the castle. 1124 01:23:20,395 --> 01:23:24,571 But, Officer, you're so cute I just couldn't resist. 1125 01:23:24,600 --> 01:23:27,547 You're a shapely little mama, aren't ya? 1126 01:23:35,077 --> 01:23:36,078 One down, girls! 1127 01:23:36,111 --> 01:23:38,057 Score, Muffy! 1128 01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:40,424 Be quiet. Quietly, now. 1129 01:23:55,230 --> 01:23:56,766 Shut up! 1130 01:24:07,376 --> 01:24:10,448 Eat lead, motherfuckers! 1131 01:24:15,651 --> 01:24:17,187 Have we got 'em, girls? 1132 01:24:17,219 --> 01:24:18,698 What was that, Your Majesty? 1133 01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:21,564 It's probably the dumb soldiers playing Russian Roulette. 1134 01:24:21,590 --> 01:24:23,467 I'll go check it out, Your Highness. 1135 01:24:27,729 --> 01:24:29,902 Who is it? Who's out here? 1136 01:24:32,267 --> 01:24:36,306 Hold it right there, you royal asshole! 1137 01:24:36,338 --> 01:24:38,375 Get out of my chambers, lesbians! 1138 01:24:38,407 --> 01:24:41,320 Hey, you are through giving orders, meatball! 1139 01:24:41,343 --> 01:24:46,053 You've humiliated us for the last time, Warthog! 1140 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:49,062 Let me bite her. 1141 01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:55,399 Let me sink my fangs into her fat little legs. 1142 01:24:55,424 --> 01:25:01,602 Go right ahead, honey. Give her the chomp of life. 1143 01:25:01,630 --> 01:25:04,611 Get away, child. Listen to me. I'm your mother. 1144 01:25:04,633 --> 01:25:07,011 I'm warning you! 1145 01:25:11,373 --> 01:25:15,014 Oh, thank heavens. You've rescued me. 1146 01:25:15,043 --> 01:25:18,684 I thought I'd never get out of here alive. 1147 01:25:18,714 --> 01:25:22,560 Oh, come off it, pretty little Peggy. 1148 01:25:22,584 --> 01:25:28,626 I hope you're ready for your debutante party in Hell... 1149 01:25:28,657 --> 01:25:30,762 because that's where you're going! 1150 01:25:30,792 --> 01:25:32,533 You wouldn't kill a sister! 1151 01:25:34,062 --> 01:25:38,568 Yes, we would! How about it, girls? 1152 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:43,106 Should we give our "sister" a little rectal reminder... 1153 01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:50,920 that we don't like social climbers in Mortville? 1154 01:25:50,946 --> 01:25:56,328 - I'm gonna blow your bowels out! - Go ahead! 1155 01:25:56,351 --> 01:26:00,800 A single gunshot can never destroy the beauty of fascism. 1156 01:26:00,822 --> 01:26:03,302 You're so low... 1157 01:26:03,325 --> 01:26:08,206 you make white trash look positively top drawer. 1158 01:26:08,230 --> 01:26:11,109 Blow it out your ass! 1159 01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:18,280 You filthy muff divers will pay for this! 1160 01:26:18,306 --> 01:26:21,048 Shut your fucking mouth! 1161 01:26:21,076 --> 01:26:22,817 No dyke gives me orders. 1162 01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:26,815 Oh, yeah, Queenie? Well, how does this grab you? 1163 01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:32,423 Royal proclamation number one-- kiss my ass! 1164 01:26:34,056 --> 01:26:37,765 You heard the new Queen. Kiss it! 1165 01:26:46,001 --> 01:26:51,246 That's more like it, peon! How about it, girls? 1166 01:26:51,273 --> 01:26:56,052 I think this town deserves a little feast to celebrate... 1167 01:26:56,078 --> 01:26:59,116 this great day of independence. 1168 01:26:59,147 --> 01:27:05,189 We got ourselves the biggest turkey in the world! 1169 01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:09,635 So, why not eat her? 1170 01:27:11,893 --> 01:27:13,600 Cook her and eat her! 1171 01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:23,239 Attention all Mortville residents! 1172 01:27:23,271 --> 01:27:27,811 Queen Carlotta is dead! 1173 01:27:27,843 --> 01:27:32,622 Your days of humiliation have come to an end. 1174 01:27:32,647 --> 01:27:36,424 To celebrate this joyous occasion... 1175 01:27:36,451 --> 01:27:40,900 I invite you to join me in a victory feast... 1176 01:27:40,922 --> 01:27:47,271 in honor of our newly-found independence. 1177 01:27:47,295 --> 01:27:52,711 Let the ring of freedom be heard all over this land! 1178 01:27:52,734 --> 01:28:01,381 Mortville is at last a free city! 1179 01:29:43,845 --> 01:29:47,019 The Queen is dead! 1180 01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:04,000 Encoded and subbed by Sartre