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So, Hyde, how are you doing now
that you and Jackie are broken up?
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I am the old Hyde again, kept
by no woman, loyal to no man.
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Beholden to no comb.
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No, Steven, does so use a
comb, it's one of those Afro picks.
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You should wear it
sticking out of your hair.
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- Hello, Steven.
- Jackie.
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You wanna talk?
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What would I have to say to you?
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I don't know, how about,
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"I'm a crazy, spoiled,
whack job, and I'm sorry."
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That's no way to
talk to a woman.
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Yeah, especially a spoiled,
crazy, whack job.
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She's liable to kill you.
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Oh, my God.
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There's a hundred morons
in my basement.
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That's okay, not even
that can ruin this day.
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Yes, one man, and only one
man, has the power to ruin his day.
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'Tis I.
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Nope, not even you can do it.
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But really,
who the hell talks like that?
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Now, now, Red,
you were happy, remember?
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Right. First freeze of winter,
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I'm spending
the day ice fishing.
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Well, I'll come with you.
Grab a fishing stick for me.
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I don't wanna go.
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- What? Why not?
- Because I don't
want you to go.
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Burn!
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Really, I mean, Kitty,
you'd hate it.
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It's cold and boring,
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and we both know the only ice
you like is in your cocktails.
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Nonsense.
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We're going ice fishing, and we're
gonna have fun, and that's that.
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Yeah.
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That's that.
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Jackie, seriously, isn't there anything
you wanna say about what you did?
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No, I have much more
important things to do with my day.
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Donna, what are we
doing with our day?
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- I'm going to karate class.
- I knew it'd be
something sweaty.
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- You don't have to go.
- No, no, no, I'm going. I'm going.
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Now that I'm not with Steven,
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I have much more time to do
mannish, unladylike things with you.
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I'll give you 50 bucks
to take her back.
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50 bucks buys me beer for a
week, freedom lasts a lifetime.
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Look at our
poor little tough guy,
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hurting others
to ease his own pain.
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I think someone needs a tickle.
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No, I'm okay.
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Look, Hyde, we're your best
friends, and we're here for you, okay.
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We're not gonna let you
go through this thing alone.
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Would you shut up, Forman?
I'm fine.
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You know what, Eric's right.
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We're gonna do
what guys do for each other.
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A massage train?
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No.
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But we did get you a present.
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It's a great present, guys.
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I especially like the teeny
white paper you all wrapped it in.
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Yeah, the only thing that could
ruin today is if the Russians set off
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that Russian death ray that's
pointed at the White House.
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No, seriously. No, I read
about it in a magazine.
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Kelso, that was The Flash,
and it is a comic book.
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I love comic books.
I wish I had thought bubbles.
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You see anything?
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Kelso, the Russians
don't have a death ray,
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but they do have a stupid ray
and it's pointed directly at you.
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No, the Russians do have
a death ray, and I'll prove it.
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Operator,
give me the White House.
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Kelso, I'm not allowed to make
long distance calls without permission.
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Oh, awesome, I'm on hold,
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and they're playing that
theme song to the President.
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Hail to the Chief.
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Thank you, Eric, but I'm trying to
enjoy the President's theme song.
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♪ Hanging out
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♪ Down the street
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♪ The same old thing
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♪ We did last week
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♪ Not a thing to do
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♪ But talk to you
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ We're all all right
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♪ Hello Wisconsin! ♪
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Kelso, if you ask the White
House if there's a Russian death ray,
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they're gonna
have you committed.
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So, yeah, I say go for it.
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Well, obviously they won't admit
it. There'd be panic in the streets.
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That's why I gotta trick them
into talking about it.
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It's what us cops
call "tricking them."
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I'm on. Hello? White House?
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Yeah, yes, I have
a couple of questions.
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Yes, how well is
the President protected?
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Well, because someone wants
to hurt the President, that's why.
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You're damn right it's a threat,
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it's a terrible threat
on the President's life.
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Awesome.
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What? Where am I right now? I'm in
Red Forman's house in Point Place...
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No!
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You idiot, you just told
them where we are.
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So?
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Kelso, you just threatened
the President's life.
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They're gonna come
here and arrest us.
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No, no,
I'm not threatening his life.
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It's the Russians that have
the Russian death ray.
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You didn't mention
the death ray.
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A-ha! So you admit that
there's a death ray.
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Well, this is boring.
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Let's do something fun.
Oh, let's play 20 questions.
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Kitty, I'm trying to fish.
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Okay, you think of something,
I'll ask the questions.
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- Is it a thing?
- Yes.
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- Is it small?
- Yes.
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- Is it a raisin?
- Yes, you win.
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Well, you're not even playing.
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- What's so great
about ice fishing anyway?
- It was the solitude.
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Well, I'm freezing.
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This is like that winter we locked
ourselves out of our first apartment.
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We had to sit on the stoop,
cuddled up for two hours,
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waiting for the landlord
to bring the key.
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And then we had to warm
ourselves up in front of the stove
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because the heater was broken.
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We could warm each
other up right now.
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What the hell.
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There's a black Ford sedan outside.
Hyde's right, the Feds found us.
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Damn it, Kelso.
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You finally figure out how to use
a phone, now we're all going to jail.
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I think you guys
are overreacting.
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There's no way the government
would park a car right outside my house.
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Forman, anything you think
the government's not doing,
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they are doing.
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The only thing they didn't do
is land the man on the moon.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Spielberg shot the entire
thing in a Hollywood movie set.
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That's how he got
the job for Jaws.
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Guys, if that's
a Feds' car outside,
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we better dispose
of the evidence right now.
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Oh, yeah.
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Good job disposing
of all the evidence, you guys.
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You better take
this serious, Eric.
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We have a lot of
evidence to dispose of,
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even more than we had
at the Pink Floyd concert.
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Yeah, there is a lot.
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And without all the smoke
machines and lasers,
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this is just like punishment.
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Man,
I never thought I'd say this,
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but I wish there were more
people to share this with.
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This is a nightmare.
White suit with yellow belt!
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Okay, Jackie O couldn't
even pull this off on Easter.
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- Donna-san,
you brought a friend?
- Yes, sensei, this is Jackie.
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Welcome, Jackie-san.
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Now, today we'll be focusing
on self-defense.
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Let's say someone is
accosting you in a dark alley.
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Oh, that doesn't work for me.
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I'd never be in an alley
'cause I'm not poor.
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And even if I was ever in an alley,
I'd have a boy with me to protect me.
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Jackie, you're not always
gonna be with a guy.
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You're not with one now.
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- And, no, I don't count.
- Okay.
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An assault can happen
anywhere, Jackie-san.
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The point is,
someone wants to do you harm.
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But they don't.
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All right, maybe someone would follow
these other women to do them harm,
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but when people follow me,
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it's to ask me where I get my hair
done or to just give me presents.
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That's true.
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- I've seen it.
- Yeah.
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This is our third circle and it
hasn't calmed me down at all.
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I feel almost more
suspicious than before.
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I don't want to get sent back
to my home country.
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If I return in shame, I'll get stoned.
And then, you'll throw rocks at me.
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Everybody just settle
down, okay. Settle down!
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You are all losing your minds!
Who is yelling?
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We all just need to keep calm.
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That's the door.
We're all gonna die!
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It's okay. It's okay.
I know what to do. Okay.
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Eric, you answer the door,
we'll all sneak out the back.
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What?
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Yeah, yeah. No, no,
you'll go to jail,
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I'll pull some strings
to get you out.
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Point Place PD
has connections with the FBI,
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one of our dogs
transferred from there.
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May I speak to your parents?
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There's no need.
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I'll go quietly.
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I'm just delivering the hand
vac Mrs. Forman ordered.
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Okay, I'm the one who called,
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and all I was saying
is beware of the death ray.
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Yeah, I'll do that.
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By the way, the whole neighborhood
can smell what you're doing.
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Oh, my God. Did you see his
earpiece? He's definitely FBI.
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There's no other reason why a
man would be wearing an earpiece.
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Oh, don't punt,
you've got one yard to go.
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Guys, I've read about this.
That's the recon guy.
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He's the one that
plants the bugs.
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I hate bugs.
Is it on me? Is it on me?
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No, not... Like a bug,
like a microphone.
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Oh, my God.
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We've been infiltrated.
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Guys, if this vacuum is bugged,
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the FBI could be listening
to us right now.
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Well, I think the important
thing is to stick together.
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You know what?
You are absolutely right, Fez.
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This is all for one
and one for all.
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You're looking
for Michael Kelso.
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Quit it.
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No, I'm not gonna quit it,
okay? This is all your fault.
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- You called the White House.
- My fault? This is my...
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This is Hyde's fault 'cause he's
the one who got dumped by Jackie
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so we had to be nice to him.
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Hey, hey, hey,
go easy on the kid.
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Letting go of Jackie was the
biggest mistake he ever made.
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Remember, we were talking
about it earlier, behind his back?
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Shut up, Fez.
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If I wanted your advice,
I'd kick you in the nads.
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Oh, in that case, my advice is
please don't kick me in the nads.
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Hey, guys, you know what?
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Maybe the FBI has an opinion
'cause they're listening to us.
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Remember the V-A-C-U-U-M?
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It spelled "vacuum."
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Whoa, vacuum has
two "u's" in it?
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No, that's messed up.
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Okay, well, maybe we should turn
it on and see if it's really a vacuum,
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and if it is, maybe we
should tidy up a bit.
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Wait. One question.
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If the vacuum really was bugged,
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couldn't we just put it outside?
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Damn.
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When Kelso's the only one
thinking straight, we're in trouble.
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Guys, we're making
too many mistakes.
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We need to sit down
and figure this out.
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Okay, this is starting
to feel like work, man.
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Feds have ruined the circle.
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The circle sucks.
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That's right, I said it.
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Hey, this circle is the only
thing that's keeping us sharp.
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If it weren't for this circle, we'd have no
idea that the Feds were surrounding us,
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planting bugs everywhere,
watching our every move.
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So I say thank you
to the circle.
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I just want everyone to know I'm
prepared to fight my way out of here.
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You know, I don't even care
if the fish aren't biting
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'cause nothing could beat
hanging out with my girl.
240
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Well, in that case, I have
another idea for a game.
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It's like 20 questions but sexy.
242
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I call it sexy 20 questions.
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Okay, I'll ask the questions.
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Is it something I want?
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Every Saturday,
twice on Christmas.
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I got a bite.
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Good, Donna-san.
248
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Jackie-san, would you like to try the
move that Donna-san just performed?
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But none of this self-defense
stuff applies to me.
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Okay, I've said it before,
and I'll say it again.
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Everyone loves me.
252
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You don't understand. I am a
stranger who wants to hurt you.
253
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I'm not buying it.
254
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Okay, Jackie, let's say
he's not a stranger.
255
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Let's say he's someone
who already hurt you.
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Like Hyde.
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What about him?
258
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Well, you asked Hyde
for a tiny glimmer of hope
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that you guys would
end up married one day.
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But he said, "I don't know."
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"I don't know."
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As if Jackie Burkhart
weren't special at all.
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- Watch it, Donna.
- I mean...
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I mean, I thought
Jackie Burkhart was special.
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But according to Hyde,
you're no better than me.
266
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All men are bastards!
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That jerk didn't want me!
I'm better than everyone!
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Hyde, you've lost the best
thing when you lost me!
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And it's not Jackie-san!
It's Jackie! Just Jackie!
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Nothing more than Jackie!
Get it right, Dork-san!
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I love karate.
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I cannot believe it.
273
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Now they have
a surveillance van outside.
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I hope they're
not taking pictures.
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I'm a little puffy.
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00:17:37,699 --> 00:17:40,995
Okay, this has gone too far,
we didn't do anything wrong.
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What kind of country is this
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if you can't make one threatening
phone call to the White House?
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- Let's find out what's
really going on here.
- Yeah.
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You know, that's not
a real weapon, right?
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I know.
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Not even if you really,
really believe.
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I don't.
284
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Don't let me down, baby.
285
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Wait a minute,
it's just a dogcatcher van.
286
00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:29,502
Well, hello, that's exactly
what the Feds want us to think.
287
00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:31,629
But I just heard
dogs barking inside.
288
00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:35,424
It's obviously a tape
recording of trained dogs.
289
00:18:35,466 --> 00:18:37,759
The barking's
too self-conscious.
290
00:18:37,801 --> 00:18:39,530
Plus, a dogcatcher van
wouldn't just say "dog catcher"
291
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on the side of it,
292
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'cause otherwise the dogs
would see it and just run away.
293
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On three. One, two, three!
294
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I don't understand.
295
00:18:56,987 --> 00:18:59,865
Look, I don't know
if it's the fresh air talking,
296
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but I'm starting to think this
whole thing's just our imagination.
297
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You know what, you guys,
298
00:19:06,497 --> 00:19:09,124
maybe we just need to let this
whole fantasy world of ours go.
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Whoa.
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Watch out, man, I almost
just cut you right in half there.
301
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Kitty, I'm sorry.
302
00:19:24,265 --> 00:19:26,767
I didn't mean to
throw you to the floor.
303
00:19:29,186 --> 00:19:33,441
It's just that that was the
first fish I caught this year.
304
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:37,778
That was a nice perch, it was a big perch,
might have been a state-record perch.
305
00:19:40,448 --> 00:19:43,534
If it means anything,
you're my state-record lady.
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Okay, I guess I forgive you.
307
00:19:54,378 --> 00:19:57,047
I knew you'd understand.
308
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I mean fish are really hard to
catch, but you, I can't get rid of.
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00:20:02,928 --> 00:20:04,680
Can't get rid of me?
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00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:09,351
I can't get rid of
you from my heart.
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You see what happens
when you come fishing.
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Okay, so there's
one thing I don't get.
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00:20:19,945 --> 00:20:22,823
If nobody was after us all day,
314
00:20:22,864 --> 00:20:25,284
then why did the Feds
send a spy vacuum?
315
00:20:27,411 --> 00:20:29,955
Why don't you
call them up and ask?
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- That's a good idea.
- No!
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You don't get to
touch that any more.
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00:20:37,421 --> 00:20:40,215
Okay. So, Hyde,
first day without Jackie.
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Not a good start, huh?
320
00:20:45,346 --> 00:20:49,642
Are you kidding man? I haven't
burned out this hard in years.
321
00:20:49,684 --> 00:20:51,411
I'd do it all again tomorrow
but I'm exhausted.
322
00:20:51,435 --> 00:20:53,895
I might have to go back to work.
323
00:20:53,937 --> 00:20:57,149
Look at our brave little boy
hiding his sadness behind bluster.
324
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,404
Don't worry, I'm sure Jackie's
just as miserable as you are.
325
00:21:02,446 --> 00:21:04,156
Oh, I feel so good.
326
00:21:04,198 --> 00:21:07,827
This is so much better than staying
home all day, crying about Steven.
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00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:11,079
- You were a total badass.
- I'm not afraid of anything.
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00:21:11,913 --> 00:21:13,624
Oh, my God!
329
00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:23,384
Oh, my God, there was
a pack of wild dogs loose.
330
00:21:23,425 --> 00:21:26,679
I had to climb to the top of this
giant thing to get away from them.
331
00:21:28,055 --> 00:21:29,348
That was me.
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00:21:30,850 --> 00:21:32,100
Dogs, huh?
333
00:21:33,352 --> 00:21:35,103
What did you do?
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00:21:35,145 --> 00:21:37,565
Nothing. We... Kelso
thought there was a death ray,
335
00:21:37,606 --> 00:21:40,776
so we called the White house,
and the Feds came, but...
336
00:21:40,818 --> 00:21:42,986
It was just a vacuum.
337
00:21:43,028 --> 00:21:45,740
Okay, I'm cutting you guys
off. Where's your stash?
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It's all gone, man.
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