1 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,389 Amy, 2 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:18,560 could you please come to the seafood department? Amy to the seafood department. 3 00:00:22,272 --> 00:00:24,900 {\an8}Okay, we got eight cans of cat food, 4 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,985 {\an8}eight packs of smokes, and one coconut water. 5 00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:28,529 {\an8}Are you sure you need 6 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:29,738 {\an8}all them cigarettes, Ms. Halpern? 7 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:33,492 Don't you worry, Teddy. If I die, the cats know what to do. 8 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:36,828 {\an8}Okay. Total's 94.09. 9 00:00:36,912 --> 00:00:38,705 Hmm. 10 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,209 Eight, nine. 11 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,046 - Keep the change. - I appreciate it. 12 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:47,673 And give your mom a squeeze for me. 13 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:48,924 Oh. Yeah, will do. 14 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,676 - Here you go, ma'am. - Thank you. 15 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:51,760 Of course. 16 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:53,595 - Hey, Ted. - Hmm? 17 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:54,680 Can I go on break? 18 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,515 Yeah. Go nuts, man. 19 00:00:57,975 --> 00:01:00,143 Price check needed on aisle seven. 20 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,688 Hey, Vanessa. Can you cover me for a minute? 21 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,690 Hell, yeah. You do you, king. 22 00:01:04,772 --> 00:01:05,858 Thanks, m'lady. 23 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,067 Mm-hmm. 24 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,944 Oh, boy. 25 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:12,322 Oh, oh, what a day. What a haul. Yeah. 26 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:14,950 There we go. 27 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:17,452 {\an8}- You ever have this stuff? - No. 28 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,621 {\an8}Thirty seconds in the microwave, it's as good as people food. 29 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,458 {\an8}- You steal all that? - Heck yeah. Perks of the job. Am I right? 30 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:26,253 Yeah. As a little boy, I saw the musical, Oliver. 31 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,963 Then I saw Aladdin as a teenager. 32 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,465 Both those things made stealing look so cool, I had to give it a shot. 33 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,550 Now I'm addicted to it. 34 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,635 Heck, I haven't paid for razors in almost three years. 35 00:01:33,719 --> 00:01:35,053 I've saved 9,000 bucks. 36 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,557 - Don't you worry about getting caught? - Actually, I don't. 37 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,059 Nope. 38 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,270 Probably due to my deeply ingrained white male privilege. 39 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:46,356 Yeah. I mean, heck, I don't even like licorice. 40 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,151 Ted, please report to the manager's desk. 41 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,403 - Ted to the manager's desk. - Oh, snap. 42 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,072 Bet he saw us on the security cameras. Hey, do me a favor. 43 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,742 Put all this junk back, a-as well as the cigarettes you took, 44 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,077 and, uh, I'll smooth things over with the boss. Cool? 45 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,954 Yeah, cool, cool. Okay. 46 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:04,166 Hey, 'cause I can't go back to prison. 47 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:09,755 - Hey, how you doing? - Hi there. 48 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,340 I know. 49 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,301 Coach? 50 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,638 Joe Conrad? 51 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:20,557 225 career tackles, 21 sacks, 52 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,059 all-American, all-conference, 53 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,227 and all-around good guy. 54 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,812 You forgot about that mule I stole from Central Missouri. 55 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,856 I did, but a mule never forgets. 56 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,733 - Thought that was elephants. - Yeah, maybe. 57 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,360 I can't remember. How you been, man? 58 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,695 I'm great, Coach. I got married five years ago. 59 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,239 Been working for my father-in-law. 60 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,199 - We just had our first baby, Jake. - Oh, 61 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,035 and here I am thinking this was just an elaborate fanny pack. 62 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,912 Nice to meet you, Jake. How you doing? 63 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,247 What about you, Coach? 64 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,499 I heard you were over in England coaching soccer or something. 65 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,376 Yeah, been there, done that, bought the T-shirt, 66 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,336 and now I use it to wash my tires. 67 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,047 No, came back home a couple of years ago to be with my little boy, Henry, 68 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:55,217 who ain't so little no more. I'm just making up for lost time. 69 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,178 Making school lunches, playing lots of Fortnite together, 70 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:59,847 trying to help him become the best version of himself. 71 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,390 Just like you did for all of us. 72 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:02,558 That's kind of you to say. 73 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,726 There you are. Jesus. 74 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,228 I thought you ran off with the baby. 75 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,688 Sweetie, guess who this is. 76 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,189 The assistant manager. 77 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,733 - This is Coach Lasso. - It is? 78 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,318 - You are? - Yes, ma'am. 79 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:16,613 - The man you refer to as... - The greatest role model of my life. 80 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,990 Coach, this is my wife, Tabitha. 81 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,366 Hey. Nice to meet you. 82 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,995 Hi. A-And you work... You work here? 83 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,997 Yes, ma'am. Yeah, well, part-time. 84 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,833 Though I use the employee discount full-time 'cause, let me tell you, 85 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,544 it takes a buttload of PBandJ Uncrustables to have enough energy 86 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,004 to play video games all weekend. 87 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,630 That is awesome. 88 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,090 That is awesome, right, baby? 89 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,383 I am so confused right now. 90 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:39,011 - Ted, manager's desk now. - Hmm. Uh-oh. 91 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,430 - Urgent. I repeat, urgent! - They're playing my song. I gotta run. 92 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:42,890 - Really nice to meet you, Tabitha. - Yeah. 93 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:45,058 You too, Jake. Joe, great to see you. 94 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,685 Maybe I'll see you on the Battle Bus soon, huh? 95 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:47,769 Yeah. All right now. 96 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,356 Baby, can I get a PlayStation? 97 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,609 Hey, sorry about that, Ronnie. What's up? 98 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,778 Oh, Michelle called. Sounds like Henry got in some kind of trouble at school, 99 00:03:56,862 --> 00:04:00,824 and y'all got to go and talk to the principal. 100 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,327 - Okay. You mind if I duck out early? - Sure. 101 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,663 Hey. Hey, Vanessa, need you to cover for Ted this afternoon. 102 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:08,790 I got you, Daddy. 103 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,960 She's high as a kite, but she's never missed a day. 104 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:14,004 Plus, the ex-wife hates her. 105 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,756 Yeah, I bet. Okay, I'll see you. 106 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,341 Hey, Ted, you want to tell me why I saw your ass 107 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,302 stealing a bunch of shit on the security cameras? 108 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,845 Oh, yeah, uh, sorry about that, 109 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,847 but... don't worry. Tyler set me straight. 110 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,849 Won't happen again, all right? See you next week. 111 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,901 - Hi. - Hey. 112 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,028 Sorry I'm late. I-I got here as quick as I could. 113 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,947 - That's okay. - Did you get a haircut? 114 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,990 Oh. Yeah, a couple weeks ago. 115 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,158 - Oh. Looks nice. - Thanks. 116 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:44,576 - So, what's going on? - I don't know. 117 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,703 - They didn't tell me anything. I don't... - Yeah. 118 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,121 Oh, hi. 119 00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:50,624 Thank you both so much for coming in on such short notice. 120 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,793 - Of course. - Can I offer you some tea? 121 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:53,877 - Uh, no, thank you. - Hmm, yeah, 122 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,420 - I'd rather suck sweat from a horse butt... - Okay. 123 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:56,547 I mean, no, thank you. 124 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,924 Mr. Casey, is everything okay with Henry? 125 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:01,844 Uh... 126 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,930 Henry will be graduating next week, 127 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:08,976 {\an8}but, here at Manning Elementary, we don't like to pass on our problems. 128 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:14,439 {\an8}A teacher found some very disturbing, uh, 129 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:19,278 {\an8}poetry in the back of Henry's notebook. And I quote... 130 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,908 {\an8}"I got a letter from the government the other day. I opened and read it. 131 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,494 {\an8}It said they were suckers." 132 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:31,832 Suckers is underlined. 133 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,500 - Oh, wow. Okay. - Oh. 134 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,754 "They wanted me for their army or whatever. 135 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:41,800 Picture me giving a damn, I said never." 136 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:47,639 {\an8}Well, I give a damn. 137 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:48,891 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 138 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,768 {\an8}I give a damn... very, very much. 139 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,396 - Mmm. Sure. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clearly. 140 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,817 Thanks. 141 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:02,154 Boy, oh, boy, that was a whole lot of something about nothing. 142 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,657 How do you get to be a principal without knowing the lyrics of Public Enemy? 143 00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:09,286 I reckon most antiquated institutions ain't too keen on encouraging folks 144 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,455 to fight the power these days. 145 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,790 Well, thank the Honorable Elijah Muhammad 146 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,542 that Henry will be out of here in two weeks. 147 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:18,086 Yeah, I think a change of scenery will be good for the little guy. 148 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,839 - Yeah. - Mmm. 149 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:24,092 Okay, well, I better get back. 150 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:25,719 Yeah. How's work going, by the way? 151 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:27,888 - It's exhausting. - Mm-hmm. 152 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:29,973 Derek put me on another bullshit faculty committee, 153 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,351 and it's eating up all my time, and I... 154 00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,438 Ready, go! 155 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,315 Good goal. 156 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,359 See you at the game tonight, Coach? 157 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,277 Yeah, I'm sorry. 158 00:06:42,361 --> 00:06:44,655 - Um... Yeah, no, I'll see you tonight. - It's okay. Okay. 159 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,575 Oh, hey, remember to charge his iPad. You hung me out to dry last time. 160 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:51,537 The only thing at zero percent should be your doubt that it will be done. 161 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,622 - Okay. Bye. - All right. 162 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:54,433 - Oh... Did he not see us? - What? Uh... 163 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:56,768 Hmm. 164 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:00,939 - Um. - Hmm. 165 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,357 - Should we... - Uh... 166 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:04,276 - Yeah, maybe we... - go in? 167 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,111 - What? - Oh. 168 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,279 - Oh. - Yes. 169 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,198 - Rebecca and Keeley in Kansas. - Ooh. 170 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:10,574 Higgins in shorts. Oh, my. 171 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,909 I feel unleashed, Ted. 172 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,368 Yeah. Get in here. 173 00:08:13,452 --> 00:08:15,537 How're y'all doing? What the heck? 174 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:16,997 - What a nice surprise. - Hi. 175 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,707 I did reach out several times actually. 176 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:19,833 Oh, I'm sorry about that. 177 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,628 - Hey, y'all hungry? - Oh, I'm starving. 178 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:23,712 - Oh, yeah. - Well, 179 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:26,757 I could try that Kansas City barbecue you were always prattling on about. 180 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,008 Oh, I know just the spot. 181 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,719 Get ready for some good old-fashioned Midwestern hospitality. 182 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:33,138 Hi, may I help you? 183 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:36,140 Oh, hey, sorry, Gwen, they're from out of town. 184 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:37,433 Ted! 185 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,645 - Ted! - Hey, fellas! 186 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:42,022 Now did you just come in here for a quick sniff, 187 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,398 or do you want the usual? 188 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:45,317 We're going to do the usual times four, please. 189 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,401 You got it. 190 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:48,445 Four president's trays, please. 191 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,989 - Four president's trays, please. - Aight. 192 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,074 - Oh. - Mmm. 193 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,785 - Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. - Mmm. 194 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,537 - Mmm. Oh, shit. - Oh. Oh, oh, oh. 195 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,955 - Oh. - Battle wound. 196 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,083 Your hero's journey has now crossed the threshold. 197 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,252 I love the food in Kansas. 198 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,045 Yeah. Well, actually, we're in Missouri right now. 199 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,047 Kansas is just right across the street over there. 200 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,092 It's confusing. I know. Hey, let's play a game. 201 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:12,219 Everybody's gotta say what they've been up to the last couple of years. 202 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,763 You only get ten seconds, and you can't say anything about work. All right? 203 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:16,431 Higgins, go! 204 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:19,101 Oh. Caught you mid-rib. That's my bad. I'll tell you what, I'll go first, 205 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,352 - okay. Uh, let's see. - Okay. 206 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,687 I moved back home, loving life. 207 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:24,147 Um, my mom's moving out of my childhood home. 208 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,440 - That's a whole thing. - Oh. 209 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,109 And, uh, oh, Henry grew a foot. 210 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,653 Uh, you know, in height, not a third one. 211 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,697 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, all right, Higgins, you're up. 212 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,782 Oh. Yeah, savoring every bite. 213 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,117 I love that. All right, keep cooking. 214 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,535 Quick pivot. Keeley, what do you got? 215 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:39,496 Oh, uh, designed new uniforms for the women's team. 216 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,957 - No, but that's work. - No, that's work. Shit. 217 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:45,586 - Uh, ooh, just landed a sponsor... - That's work as well. 218 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,421 Damn it. Yes, all right, Higgins. 219 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,174 - Barbara and I just booked a spa weekend. - There you go. 220 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,593 Yeah, for our annual work retreat. Fuck. 221 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:54,136 - Hey, darn good try. - Oh, my God. Hmm. 222 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,846 And what about you and Roy? How y'all doing? 223 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,764 Yeah, we're great. Just really, really good friends. 224 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,475 Mmm. How about that? Is that how Roy sees it too? 225 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,728 - Mm-hmm. Mmm. Mm-hmm. - Mmm. 226 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,605 Okay. Yeah, no, that's complicated. Okay. 227 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,315 All right. Rebecca, your turn. Come on. 228 00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:10,527 Uh, Matthijs and I are happily still in our honeymoon period thanks to, 229 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:13,488 - you know, distance, and Zoom sex. - Mm-hmm. 230 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:16,450 Uh, oh, I finally watched Breaking Bad. Hilarious. 231 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:20,037 - And, uh... Uh... - Come on, three seconds. 232 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,706 I've recently switched my favorite color to green. 233 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,583 Mmm, and I envy your ability to change. 234 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,044 - Thank you. - Oi, did that really happen? 235 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,587 - I don't know. I panicked. - Oh. 236 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,964 All right, Higgly Wiggly. Come on, your time to shine, baby. 237 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:34,468 Oh, oh, okay. Uh, um, um, Julie gets more and more beautiful every day. 238 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,346 - Aw. - My son Dana gave himself a tattoo. 239 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:40,140 We think it's a taco or-or Australia, 240 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,600 - we-we're not really sure. - Hmm? 241 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:45,354 Oh. We just got heated flooring in our bathroom at home. I'm obsessed. 242 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,315 Oh, ain't no better piggies than a bunch of warm little piggies, I say. 243 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,526 - Yep. - Know what I mean? Yeah. All right. 244 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,070 So, come on, talk to me. What the heck are y'all doing here, huh? 245 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,614 Uh, okay, for a few different reasons actually. 246 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:59,743 I'm going to the American Jazz Museum tomorrow down on 18th and Vine. 247 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,287 - They've got Benny Goodman's shoes, Ted. - Hmm. Ooh. 248 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,456 And tomorrow afternoon, 249 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,334 we're all going to watch the KC Current football match. 250 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,418 Hmm. 251 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:10,170 Check out their state-of-the-art facilities, 252 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,840 do some research for Richmond's new women's team. 253 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:15,509 - Mmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Hmm. 254 00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:16,885 How about that? 255 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:19,596 So, of all the ladies' soccer joints, in all the towns, in all the world, 256 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,724 y'all just happen to walk into mine, huh? 257 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,441 We want you to coach our women's team. 258 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,987 To lay the foundations of the Richmond culture 259 00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,947 that you created with our men. 260 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,120 Hmm. 261 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,000 Are you trying to sabotage this team now too, or something? 262 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,629 No, quite the opposite. 263 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:55,841 Last time, I hired you for all the wrong reasons. 264 00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,970 This time, I absolutely want to hire you for all the right ones. 265 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:04,725 Oh, man. Well, that's... that's a mighty kind offer, um... 266 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,393 Let me sleep on it, yeah? 267 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,729 Oh. Of course. 268 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,732 Thank you. Okay. Hey, look, I hate to oogie and boogie, 269 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,234 but little guy's gonna be home from school, so you mind if we skedaddle? 270 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,569 - Absolutely. - Okay. Great. Oh. 271 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,529 And-and if y'all aren't dealing with the jet lag later, 272 00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,947 come on and check out Henry's soccer game. 273 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,741 - Yeah, we'd love to. - Yeah. 274 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,618 - Good, good, good. - Don't you mean football, Ted? 275 00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,620 Uh, no, sir, we're in America, my friend. 276 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,247 We call it soccer, and I've got dollars in my pants, 277 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,166 and we use elevators to go up to our apartments 278 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,876 where we poop French fries into our diapers. 279 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,044 Hmm? 280 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,922 I'll grab this for y'all. Come on. 281 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,841 - What is... - I don't know. 282 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:39,384 Come on. 283 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,116 Hmm. 284 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,334 Dad, I'm home. 285 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:19,258 So you can see I've got my stains ready to go. 286 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,802 Press the tip onto the stain to release... 287 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,428 I'm pressing... I'm... 288 00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:25,681 Oh, crap. I don't know what happened. 289 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:26,849 Now it's worse than before. 290 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:32,229 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 291 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,441 Hello, you. 292 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,902 Hey... How was your flight? 293 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,362 Uh, yeah. Good. 294 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,697 Complimenten the captain. 295 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:42,823 You made great time, 296 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:45,993 especially considering you were fighting the North American jet stream. 297 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,829 Oh, you know, I love it when you talk pilot to me. 298 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,456 Ah, you mean when I say stuff like, 299 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:55,210 "Right now we are using maximum thrust to compensate for the headwind." 300 00:13:55,294 --> 00:13:57,045 Oh, you're going to make me play with myself. 301 00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:58,463 Hi, Rebecca. 302 00:13:58,547 --> 00:14:00,841 Jelka! Hello! 303 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,134 Where are her friends, Papa? 304 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,094 Why does she have to play by herself? 305 00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:07,264 Aw. 306 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,976 - I'm so sorry. - No problem. 307 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,812 But hey, how did it go? Did he say yes? 308 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:17,774 Uh, Ted, uh, no. Not yet. But he will. 309 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,526 I think. 310 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:20,611 I hope. 311 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:21,695 I don't know. 312 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,408 Uh, "You can always give up tomorrow?" 313 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,076 - Very good. - Thank you. 314 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,120 Oh, I've gotta go. That's Higgins. 315 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:32,247 You can tell by the syncopated time signature. 316 00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:35,709 On your way back, I hope you'll fly at a high altitude to reduce drag 317 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,171 and take advantage of the tailwind. 318 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,215 Stop it. 319 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,428 Oh, what happened to you? 320 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:49,890 With the jet lag and all the pork, I fell asleep. 321 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:50,974 Mmm. That's okay. 322 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,601 On the toilet. 323 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,771 - Could I have some tea? - Mm-hmm. 324 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,773 All that's left in my room is decaffeinated. 325 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,400 Did you hear the news? 326 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,819 What, about the new Hermès collection? 327 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,864 We have very different TikTok algorithms. 328 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:09,326 No, the Twickenham FC women's team has folded. 329 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,829 Oh. 330 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,502 "A well-intentioned but unsustainable financial liability 331 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,421 that was draining resources from the men's team." 332 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:24,007 This is exactly what I've been worried about, Rebecca. 333 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:28,178 Right, yes, but it'll be different for us... somehow. 334 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:30,347 Yes, we shall succeed where others have failed 335 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:35,102 for some unknown reason out there, somewhere, somehow. 336 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:36,436 Well said, Leslie. 337 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:37,521 - Mmm. - Hmm. 338 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,815 Regardless, I should let Keeley know. 339 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,860 Oh... No, I'll do that. 340 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,696 I don't like to squash her enthusiasm. 341 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,322 Mmm. I'm not sure that's possible, 342 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,366 but agreed. 343 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:54,121 Oh, and Alice Chilton has thrown her hat into the ring to manage the women's team. 344 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,539 Coach Chilton? 345 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,165 I don't think she likes me very much. 346 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,501 Oh, it's not you. She doesn't like anyone. 347 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:03,422 Oh, wonderful. So if Ted says no and we can't hire a growling Rottweiler, 348 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:08,719 there's always Alice Chilton waiting in the wings, growling even louder. Hmm. 349 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,137 Thanks, Leslie. 350 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:14,349 Thank you. 351 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,938 Oh, fuck it! 352 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,859 All right, before I put on any music, can you please remind me 353 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,653 of our one and only rule about you listening to hip-hop? 354 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:31,783 I can hear all the words. I just can't say all the words. 355 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:35,871 And allow me to now add that you can't write down any of the words either. 356 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,581 - You get it. - Yeah. 357 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,665 Don't worry. 358 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,418 Your mom and I talked about it. We're gonna let it slide, all right? 359 00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:42,503 But I will say, 360 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:46,548 as a young fellow from a generation that is so acutely aware of keeping receipts, 361 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,550 that was a fumble by you, man. 362 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,552 Never leave a paper trail. 363 00:16:50,636 --> 00:16:51,803 Mm-hmm. 364 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:54,431 Hey, by the way, you're gonna have some special guests at your game today. 365 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,682 - Really? - Yeah, 366 00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,643 Rebecca, Keeley and Higgins are in town. 367 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,811 Want to come watch you play. How about that? 368 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,605 Are they just here to watch me play? 369 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:02,981 No, no. 370 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:06,193 Actually, um, well, get this, they offered me a job. 371 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,070 They want me to coach that new women's team 372 00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,656 they got over there in Richmond. 373 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,868 Uh, are you gonna do it? 374 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,164 Mmm, no. No way, man. 375 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,999 No, I ain't going nowhere. 376 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,794 You're stuck with me, buddy boy. 377 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,213 All right, let's get you in the zone. Here we go. 378 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,062 Come on, guys! Set the tone! Wake up! 379 00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:46,900 My new condo is the perfect amount of space. 380 00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:49,236 It's all seniors, but they don't allow Fox News playing 381 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,904 in any of the common areas. 382 00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,781 Plus, there's a pickleball court. 383 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:54,408 Pickleball? What's that? 384 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,535 Oh, it's like tiny tennis, 385 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,871 only much louder and you're not allowed to move. 386 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:01,039 Oh, that'll be right up your street. 387 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,249 - Leslie! - No, I didn't! 388 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,834 - Oh, here we go, here we go. - Henry! 389 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,920 Nice move, Henry. There you go. 390 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:12,801 Nice, Henry! 391 00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:13,886 Come on! 392 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,054 - Attaboy! - Whoo! 393 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,806 - Whoo! - He is so fast! 394 00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:20,809 Oh, Dottie, thanks for letting us sit on your, uh... 395 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,227 Wait, what are they called again? 396 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,062 - It's called a Tush-Cush. - Tush-Cush. 397 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:25,147 No need to thank me. 398 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,691 I'm not having anyone in my family parking their buns 399 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,067 on this hard metal bench. 400 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,485 It really is very comfortable. 401 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:33,071 Yeah, everything in Kansas is really cushy. 402 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,867 No, actually, we're in Missouri now. Kansas City, Missouri. 403 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,452 - Oh. - How many cities are in this city? 404 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,745 Two. 405 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:40,829 What? 406 00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,415 They offered you a job, didn't they? 407 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,668 They want me to coach the women's team. 408 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:48,378 That's amazing. 409 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,088 I'm not gonna do it. 410 00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,966 - Why? - What do you mean, why? 411 00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,304 Ted, do you want to take that job? 412 00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:58,472 No. 413 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,098 Oklahoma. 414 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,851 I don't know. 415 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,526 All right, Henry! Let's go, baby! 416 00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:14,112 Henry, I'm open! I'm open! 417 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,407 Don't gamble, Lasso! 418 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,827 Make the easy pass. You hear me? 419 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,206 Besler, get in for Lasso. 420 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,250 All right, Henry, you're out. 421 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,545 What, are you out of your mind? 422 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,588 He's the best player on your team! 423 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,090 Mom, Mom, Mom. You keep yelling like that, 424 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,967 they're gonna make you watch from the car again. 425 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:37,928 Have a seat, Mbappé. 426 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,893 Ted, why aren't you coaching Henry's team? 427 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:48,355 Oh, I kind of realized that coaches and dads sometimes have conflicting jobs. 428 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,232 Hmm. 429 00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,449 There you go, big guy. 430 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,452 - Hey, great game. - Wish I got to play in it. 431 00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:05,163 Oh, come on. You were too good. They had to take you out. 432 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,832 Kids. They're kids, man. 433 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,792 You know, if you want, I could always say something to Coach. 434 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:11,920 No, no. Don't do that. Really, I... I'm fine. 435 00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,256 Okay. You got it. 436 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:18,051 Um, have a good week, all right? I'll see you on the Battle Bus. 437 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,355 All right, man. I'll see you next week. 438 00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,237 Hey, Coach, you got a sec? 439 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,488 Not really, Ted. 440 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:39,823 Hell, half of one then. 441 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,451 Look, I really appreciate what you're trying to teach Henry. 442 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,786 Y'know, I used to have a player like him always playing in cursive 443 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,455 when I just needed the young fella to play in print... 444 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,832 Ted. You're a coach, so I know you get it. 445 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,168 Uh, get what? 446 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,338 How annoying it can be when parents meddle in their kid's business. 447 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,799 Hmm, well, I'm not sure Tina Knowles would agree with you, 448 00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:00,010 but... I hear what you're saying. 449 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,262 No, um... Hey, have a good night, Coach. 450 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:03,347 You too, Ted. 451 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:18,237 I love jet lag. It's like fucking time travel. 452 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,531 The Kansas City me is six hours ahead of the London me, 453 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,282 and I've already worked out, 454 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,077 eaten the biggest breakfast burrito I've ever seen in my life, 455 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,245 worked out a second time, 456 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:30,082 and returned all of my emails before the shops here are even open. 457 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,960 Well, could you send one of your time travel emails to yesterday me 458 00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:34,461 and tell her to wear a bib? 459 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,047 Everything I own is covered in barbecue sauce. 460 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,507 Kansas looks good on you. 461 00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,300 Uh, unless this is fucking Missouri. 462 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,678 Oh! A wishing fountain. 463 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,304 - Oh. What? - Hold this. 464 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:47,224 Oh, you don't really believe in... 465 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,059 Of course you do. 466 00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,645 Come on then, what did you wish for? 467 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:53,021 How much is it gonna cost me? 468 00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,982 Hey, no littering. 469 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:56,942 - What? - Oh, officer, I'm sorry... 470 00:21:57,025 --> 00:22:00,195 Gotcha. Happy to know I still got it. 471 00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:02,531 Especially after my bullshit suspension. 472 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:06,368 - Have a fantastic day, ladies. - You too. 473 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:08,912 - He was lovely, wasn't he? - Oh, God, I couldn't last here a week. 474 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:10,873 - Everyone's too nice. - Mmm. 475 00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:12,624 You know, when I got my coffee this morning, 476 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,918 the barista tried to give me a hug. Can you imagine? 477 00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:17,171 Ryan? Oh, he gives great hugs. 478 00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:18,630 Did you know that him and his girlfriend 479 00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:20,174 just decided to open up their relationship? 480 00:22:20,257 --> 00:22:21,425 Yes, I know. 481 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,260 I know that his father went back to college. 482 00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:25,345 I know that his sister is bisexual. 483 00:22:25,429 --> 00:22:27,347 I know everything there is to know about Ryan. 484 00:22:27,431 --> 00:22:31,185 And I know that I wish Ryan and I just had a little more mystery between us. 485 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,020 Wait, "dazzle me moi"? 486 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,688 Come on now. 487 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:36,565 Oh... 488 00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:42,112 Oh, my God. 489 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,740 Oh. 490 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,867 Like disco balls for your feet. 491 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,161 I hope they have the other one. 492 00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:52,289 Yeah, that's nice. 493 00:22:52,372 --> 00:22:55,250 If it didn't have all the bits and bobs on it. Who wears this shit? 494 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,960 Good morning, ladies. 495 00:22:57,044 --> 00:22:58,545 - Hi. - Hi, hello. 496 00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:00,005 I'm Tammy Dineen. 497 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:03,258 So let me know if you two life-size Barbie dolls need a hand with anything, okay? 498 00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:04,426 Thank you. 499 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:09,389 She didn't hear me, did she? 500 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:24,738 Is this, uh... 501 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:26,782 Oh. 502 00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:31,537 Ooh. Hi, um, excuse me. 503 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,164 - Will the jazz museum be opening shortly? - No, sir. 504 00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:35,832 It's closed for a private event. 505 00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:38,752 - Oh. - The Abramowitz Bar Mitzvah. 506 00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:42,130 Rumor is the parents hired Janelle Monáe, Ariana Grande, 507 00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:45,634 and, uh, someone else real tiny. 508 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:46,802 Bruno Mars? 509 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,012 - That's the one. - Ah. 510 00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:51,723 - You can come in here if you want. - Uh. What's this? 511 00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:54,101 Uh, it's a museum dedicated to Black baseball players. 512 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,477 Oh. 513 00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:57,396 Yeah, it's not for everyone. 514 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,565 Oh, no, no, no. I-I love Black people. 515 00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,275 - Hmm. - I mean, not all of them. 516 00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:02,943 - Hmm. - O-Only 'cause you can't love 517 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,111 all of anything, right? 518 00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:08,156 I-I mean, I-I just don't know anything about baseball. 519 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,284 It-It's like cricket, right? 520 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,287 'Cause you both use hard white balls. 521 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:15,080 You know what, I mean, I'd love to. 522 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,708 - That'd be ten dollars, please. - Yes, of course, I am so sorry. 523 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,334 Yes. Yeah. Yeah. 524 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,267 Hey, uh, Dottie, the tag here says ten bucks. 525 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:36,643 How about five? Huh? 526 00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:41,565 Oh, boy. I brought that back from Italy, gosh, 30 years ago now. 527 00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,651 Handmade by a Vatican priest. 528 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:47,237 - I got to have it. Here's 20. - What? 529 00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:48,989 - Oh. - What are you doing? 530 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:50,824 Babe, I was doing something. 531 00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:52,910 You gotta let me haggle. 532 00:24:52,993 --> 00:24:55,829 Mom, Michelle and I gave you that lamp five years ago for Mother's Day. 533 00:24:55,913 --> 00:25:00,334 Well, like the man once said, hardest part of sales is the lying. 534 00:25:01,877 --> 00:25:03,754 Here's all that stuff Henry wanted to sell. 535 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:06,715 Uh, he said he'll only take 20%. You can have the rest. 536 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:08,467 Sweet kid. I'll give him 12. 537 00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:11,094 I will let him know. All right, I should get going. 538 00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:13,180 Oh... actually, will you price all this stuff 539 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:15,182 before you go? Four bucks apiece. 540 00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:18,227 All right, fine. Um... 541 00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:20,604 What... 542 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:24,775 - What the heck? - That can be yours for five dollars. 543 00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:25,984 Yeah, but I gave it to you. 544 00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:27,819 Ten dollars. 545 00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,738 It was a gift from the head coach. 546 00:25:30,531 --> 00:25:32,783 Oh, uh, hey. Fun fact about this mixing bowl. 547 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,995 And I know the women can't have a team plane yet, 548 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,872 but what about a team train? 549 00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:41,792 With an ice bath and massage tables for the team 550 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:45,045 and a fancy caboose with a bar for the owner and her best mate. 551 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:47,506 Keeley, uh... There's something I need to tell you. 552 00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:48,966 - Y'all doing okay? - I ju... 553 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,176 Yes, she's just trying on the suit that you got for her. 554 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:53,637 Did I get your size right, Glamazon with pajamas on? 555 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:58,058 Uh, yes. I just... I'm just not sure it's me. 556 00:25:58,141 --> 00:25:59,268 Well, like I always say, 557 00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:02,437 wearing new clothes is like a vacation for your body. 558 00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,231 Ooh, I like that. 559 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,859 Come on, get on out here and show us what you got. 560 00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:08,318 Yeah, come on, Rebecca. Let's see. 561 00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:09,987 Mm-hmm. 562 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:13,740 Well, consider moi dazzled. 563 00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:15,409 - Oh, you look incredible. - Yeah, no, no, 564 00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,536 - it's-it's, uh, quite nice. - Mmm. 565 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,788 Oh, I love this place. Is it all yours, Tammy? 566 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:21,999 Oh, yes, ma'am. I used the cash from my divorce settlement. 567 00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:23,876 Figured it's about time to be my own boss. 568 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,503 The only thing I didn't consider was a goddamn recession. 569 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:28,213 But luckily, a couple of summers ago, 570 00:26:28,297 --> 00:26:30,090 when Taylor Swift was performing in town, 571 00:26:30,174 --> 00:26:33,719 one of her backup singers, a wingless angel of color, 572 00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:36,263 she floated in, bought an outfit, posted it on her Insta. 573 00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:39,308 We've been popping and hopping, and gals have been shopping ever since. 574 00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,684 Women helping women, am I right? 575 00:26:44,062 --> 00:26:45,314 So what do you think, Rebecca? 576 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,650 - Oh, God. I'll take it. - Yes! 577 00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:50,694 Looks, brains, and good taste. 578 00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:53,238 She is beautiful. 579 00:26:53,322 --> 00:26:54,656 I'm obsessed. 580 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:12,007 Satchel Paige, the biggest star of the Negro Leagues. 581 00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:16,595 Some say he is the greatest pitcher of all time, 582 00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:21,475 better than Cy Young, Sandy Koufax, Nolan Ryan. 583 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,685 Well, those are certainly some names... 584 00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:25,062 - Mm-hmm. - Of baseball men. 585 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:30,317 In your terms, think Duke Ellington, John Coltrane, 586 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,653 and Louis Armstrong all rolled into one. 587 00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,988 Whoa. Well, blow my top, Daddy-o. 588 00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,657 Uh, now you get it. 589 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,534 See, Satchel was a showman. 590 00:27:38,617 --> 00:27:42,579 He had a wild throwing style and all these crazy names for his pitches. 591 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:46,291 The Hesitation, the Midnight Creeper, the Dipsy-Do. 592 00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:50,045 Many thought old Satch would be the first to break the Major League color barrier. 593 00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:51,755 He wasn't. 594 00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:53,423 Manager Dressen thanks Hero Robinson. 595 00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:56,134 But he finally got in at the age of 42. 596 00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:58,554 And in comes Cleveland's Satchel Paige. 597 00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:03,308 Oldest rookie in history, and he was still incredible. 598 00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:06,019 Yeah, the Negro Leagues were glorious. 599 00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:09,314 They didn't do it for fame or fortune. 600 00:28:09,398 --> 00:28:12,818 They did it because to not play would have been unacceptable. 601 00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:15,779 My favorite saying of old Satch's was, 602 00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:18,574 "Ain't no man can avoid being born average. 603 00:28:19,283 --> 00:28:21,410 But there ain't no man that got to be common." 604 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,080 - Hmm. - Look around. 605 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:26,874 You see it. 606 00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:33,255 None of these men were common. 607 00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:38,302 They're immortal. 608 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:39,887 - Mm-hmm. - Hmm. 609 00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:49,104 Oh. You're a natural. 610 00:28:49,188 --> 00:28:50,480 Thank you, Charles. 611 00:28:50,564 --> 00:28:53,150 You know, their story is quite similar 612 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:56,820 to how women in England weren't allowed to play football for years. 613 00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:58,030 Mmm. 614 00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,156 Not similar. 615 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:01,742 Sorry, uh, what happened here, much worse. 616 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:04,620 Much, much worse. Much, much, much, much. 617 00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:06,330 I can't stop saying much for some reason. 618 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:08,123 Is there a gift shop I can support? 619 00:29:08,207 --> 00:29:11,376 It's right over here. 620 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:13,921 So when did they start letting women play soccer in the UK? 621 00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:15,088 1971. 622 00:29:15,172 --> 00:29:17,466 - Damn, that's recent as hell. - I know, right? 623 00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:21,011 And you're sure all it needs is a battery? 624 00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:22,262 That's right. 625 00:29:22,346 --> 00:29:25,224 And if not, it'll still be right twice a day. 626 00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:27,309 Hmm. 627 00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:29,770 Okay, Mom, I gotta go. 628 00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:32,564 Oh, actually, Teddy, could you bring the box down from your bedroom? 629 00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:34,149 It was too heavy for me. 630 00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:37,569 Thank you, baby. 631 00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:41,448 I love you, my big strong baby boy. 632 00:29:41,532 --> 00:29:42,533 Mm-hmm. 633 00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:37,713 Thanks, honey. 634 00:30:39,298 --> 00:30:41,008 You remember when Dad used to take me to his work? 635 00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:43,468 Oh, of course. You loved it. 636 00:30:43,552 --> 00:30:44,636 Yeah. 637 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,889 Every time I went up there, folks would get so excited, 638 00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:49,516 treat me like I won a contest or something. 639 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,728 Let me raid the vending machine 640 00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:55,772 or race around on those fancy office chairs they had up there. 641 00:30:55,856 --> 00:31:00,360 Talking about what a great guy Dad was. You know... just... it was fun. 642 00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:02,696 Yeah. 643 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,658 Hey, why don't you ever ask me about my job? 644 00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:10,704 I mean, no one does, you know? Not you. Not Michelle, Henry. 645 00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:13,040 Well, I'm sure I have. 646 00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:14,416 - I've... - Mom. 647 00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:19,588 Well. If you don't care about it, why should I? 648 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:21,381 Whoa. 649 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:22,799 Teddy Bear. 650 00:31:22,883 --> 00:31:24,760 You didn't love going to work with your father 651 00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,470 'cause of how it made you feel. 652 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:29,431 You loved being around how his job made him feel. 653 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:33,977 It's good for a boy to see his father do something he loves. 654 00:31:34,061 --> 00:31:35,103 Hmm. 655 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,606 Take the job. 656 00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:42,903 For crying out loud, Mom. 657 00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:44,988 You tell me that my son needs me, so I've got to come home. 658 00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:46,615 Now you're telling me I should go back? 659 00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:49,159 What the heck am I supposed to do, split myself in half? 660 00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:51,286 You'll figure it out. 661 00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:55,499 Oh, hey, that is pure silk from India. 662 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:57,543 A personal gift from Mr. Yul Brynner. 663 00:32:15,727 --> 00:32:19,398 As you may know, CPKC is the first privately funded stadium in the world 664 00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:21,775 built solely for professional women's soccer. 665 00:32:21,859 --> 00:32:23,402 - Hmm. - Love that blazer, by the way. 666 00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:26,405 Oh, thank you. It's a Dazzle Me Moi. 667 00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:28,156 - Tammy's incredible. - Hmm. 668 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,241 - Hi, Katie. - Hi. 669 00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:32,160 Ooh, I think we should build our own stadium. 670 00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:33,704 I think we should play a match first. 671 00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:35,455 Right, yeah, of course. Yep, I know, yeah. 672 00:32:35,539 --> 00:32:37,958 Hey, Katie. A bunch of questions for you. 673 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:41,253 It's like walking around Wonka's chocolate factory with Veruca Salt. 674 00:32:41,795 --> 00:32:43,463 I want a stadium now. 675 00:32:43,547 --> 00:32:45,841 Well, the women's team does need our support. 676 00:32:46,592 --> 00:32:48,886 'Cause ain't none of those women are common, Rebecca. 677 00:32:50,596 --> 00:32:52,598 - What are you wearing? - What are you wearing? 678 00:32:53,765 --> 00:32:54,766 Hmm. Good point. 679 00:32:56,268 --> 00:32:57,394 Hmm. 680 00:32:57,477 --> 00:32:58,562 You okay, Ted? 681 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:01,106 Yeah, just running some laps up here in the old noggin. 682 00:33:01,190 --> 00:33:03,525 I dig this fit. You look like Mookie from Do the Right Thing. 683 00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:05,360 - Ooh, thank you. - Mm-hmm. 684 00:33:12,326 --> 00:33:14,244 Come on! Bring it on, yes! 685 00:33:27,424 --> 00:33:30,636 Oh, my God! 686 00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:50,906 The energy here is incredible. Whoo! 687 00:33:55,869 --> 00:33:58,121 Yes-a! 688 00:34:07,714 --> 00:34:09,424 - Bye, Ted. - Bye. 689 00:34:09,507 --> 00:34:11,217 I love Kansas City. 690 00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:13,512 - Yeah. - Great to see how the sausage is made. 691 00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:16,849 You're the sausage. 692 00:34:16,931 --> 00:34:20,310 Oh. 693 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:22,646 This is one of my see you soon hugs, yeah? 694 00:34:23,856 --> 00:34:25,607 My goodbye hugs last for days. 695 00:34:25,690 --> 00:34:27,818 - Oh, I remember. - Good. 696 00:34:30,654 --> 00:34:31,697 Hello. 697 00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,156 Hey. Mr. Higgins. 698 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,449 - Ted, I'm gonna miss you. - Hmm. 699 00:34:35,534 --> 00:34:37,369 And I'm going to miss the hot Midwestern air 700 00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:38,661 flowing through my leg hair. 701 00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:40,205 The air's gonna miss them calves. 702 00:34:40,289 --> 00:34:43,500 - Ah, man. - Take good care. 703 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,168 Oh boy, that's a lot of food. 704 00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:47,629 - Don't look at me. It's hers. - Hmm. 705 00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:49,715 I hope you left some for the rest of us. 706 00:34:49,797 --> 00:34:52,717 Well, what can I say, Ted? Kansas City barbecue's changed me. 707 00:34:52,801 --> 00:34:54,261 Hmm. Well, if you eat all that food, 708 00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:56,096 you're gonna change the toilet on that plane. 709 00:35:00,601 --> 00:35:02,227 And, hey, I'm sorry you came out all this way 710 00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,396 to not get the answer you're looking for. 711 00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:08,859 I can't take the job. I got to stay put. This is home. 712 00:35:10,694 --> 00:35:13,655 You know, sometimes home is just a state of mind. 713 00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:20,787 Just a little something to remember me by. 714 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,043 - Thanks, boss. - Hmm. 715 00:35:31,632 --> 00:35:34,009 Bye, Ted. God bless you. 716 00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:37,387 You better hurry or you'll miss that plane. 717 00:35:37,471 --> 00:35:39,181 It's my fucking plane, Ted. It's not going anywhere. 718 00:35:39,264 --> 00:35:41,141 Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were doing Casablanca here. 719 00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:42,267 - Never seen it. - Oh. 720 00:35:42,351 --> 00:35:44,937 - Never will. Hmm. - Good for you. 721 00:35:47,564 --> 00:35:50,275 - Ms. Welton, welcome aboard. - Thank you so much. 722 00:39:18,609 --> 00:39:20,986 Come on, man. 723 00:39:41,465 --> 00:39:42,466 Hmm. 724 00:39:53,477 --> 00:39:54,728 Mmm, nope.