1
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<i>It happened at exactly 2:30 p.m.
on the last day of school.</i>

2
00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,351
<i>This is the outfit Devi wore.</i>

3
00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:20,895
<i>This is the car she drove.</i>

4
00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:23,523
<i>This is the lunch she ate.</i>

5
00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:24,941
'Sup, clean sweep?

6
00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,025
Shut up.

7
00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:32,824
<i>And this is the moment
Devi Vishwakumar got into Princeton.</i>

8
00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,787
I'm in! Guys, they let me in!

9
00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,414
- Really?
- What?

10
00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:41,541
Oh my God, congratulations!

11
00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:42,917
<i>She would call her mom</i>

12
00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:46,337
<i>and be forced to FaceTime
her cousins in India soon enough,</i>

13
00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:49,799
<i>but first, there was someone else
she was dying to tell.</i>

14
00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,344
What's going on? Why do you look weird?

15
00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,805
I'm off the wait-list.
I got into Princeton.

16
00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:56,973
What?

17
00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,142
Holy shit, David. That's awesome.

18
00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:01,561
Congratulations.

19
00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:04,522
Although I really deserve the credit
for making you write that essay.

20
00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:06,483
Okay, whatever.

21
00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,277
So maybe we could
celebrate sometime over the summer?

22
00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:10,862
Oh.

23
00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:13,948
I'd love that, but I'm actually going away
for the summer.

24
00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,786
Oh my God, are you getting
that Chad surgery I told you about?

25
00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:19,704
The one that gives you
a Hemsworth jawline?

26
00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:20,908
What? No, I don't need that.

27
00:01:20,955 --> 00:01:23,124
I'm the perfect combination
of boyish and handsome.

28
00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,928
But yeah, I'm leaving
right after graduation

29
00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,839
to take an internship
at a law firm in New York.

30
00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,464
Oh. Wow. Uh...

31
00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,758
You're, like, "leaving" leaving.

32
00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,886
So... is this it?

33
00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:39,766
I mean, I'll see you at graduation,
but... yeah, I guess so.

34
00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:41,809
Oh.

35
00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:46,815
Well, damn, we've been enemies
for, like, 12 years.

36
00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:49,359
Crazy to think it's... all just over.

37
00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:52,403
I know. I'm gonna miss having a nemesis.

38
00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:56,157
Well, you'll probably meet someone
you hate in college

39
00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,034
and forget all about me.

40
00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,871
Nah. I don't think that's possible.

41
00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:06,084
Wow. Really is the end of an era.

42
00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,928
I don't know what I'm gonna do
now that the Three Musketeers are over.

43
00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:12,382
Maybe we should just plan on doing
a monthly Zoom hang or something.

44
00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,790
We'll figure it out. Let's go to class.

45
00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,640
<i>Devi's victory was bittersweet.</i>

46
00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:24,227
<i>The thing she wanted most in the world
was in the palm of her hands,</i>

47
00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,772
<i>but something else she wanted
seemed to be slipping away.</i>

48
00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:35,864
Ah! Congrats, guys!

49
00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:37,657
<i>Graduation day came,</i>

50
00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,993
<i>and for someone like Devi,</i>

51
00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:42,245
<i>who in these last four years
had experienced</i>

52
00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:45,665
<i>some of the lowest lows
and highest highs imaginable,</i>

53
00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:48,418
<i>crossing the finish line
with her best friends</i>

54
00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:51,129
<i>felt like a moment of uncomplicated joy.</i>

55
00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,799
<i>She also happened
to be named valedictorian,</i>

56
00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:59,345
<i>giving her a decisive victory
in her long-standing rivalry with Ben.</i>

57
00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,055
<i>But for the first time,</i>

58
00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,224
<i>she didn't feel like
rubbing his nose in it.</i>

59
00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:06,352
<i>The next day, Ben left for New York,</i>

60
00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:10,190
<i>so Devi proceeded to have
an epic last summer with her besties.</i>

61
00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:12,025
<i>And before she knew it,</i>

62
00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,319
<i>it was the last weekend before college,</i>

63
00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,696
<i>and a lot was going on.</i>

64
00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,909
All right, not to turn this <i>mehndi</i>
into a logistical meeting,

65
00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,869
but we have a very packed weekend.

66
00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:25,538
Nirmala <i>Mami,</i>
I just wanna thank you once again

67
00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:28,875
for planning your wedding
the same weekend Devi goes to college.

68
00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,376
You must thank my astrologer.

69
00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,838
She said it was a very auspicious day
for sensuality.

70
00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,256
I'm sure it is.

71
00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,800
Uh, okay. Bah, bah, bah, bah...

72
00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,644
They already put the tent up
in the backyard.

73
00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:42,222
Oh. Nirmala <i>Mami, </i>do you have everything
you need for tomorrow?

74
00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,016
Yes, I picked up all my wedding jewels.

75
00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:47,185
I'm so excited to wear a <i>thali </i>again

76
00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:51,439
so that those bachelors at bingo
will finally realize I'm a taken woman.

77
00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:54,400
Hmm. Hey, Mom,
shouldn't you be taking off your <i>thali</i>

78
00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:55,902
now that you have a zaddy boyf?

79
00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:58,029
Devi, you can't ask that.

80
00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,530
Oh no. No, it's fine.

81
00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,908
Andres actually doesn't really care
that I wear it,

82
00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:03,826
and honestly, I'm just so used to it.

83
00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,621
Anyway, moving right along.

84
00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:09,707
Devi, you have to pack tonight.

85
00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,335
Look at me.
We leave at 6 a.m. Sunday morning,

86
00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,004
and tomorrow Aravind Uncle
is sleeping in your room.

87
00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,048
And, you know,
with the sleep apnea machine setup,

88
00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:19,842
you will not get access to your closet.

89
00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,678
Yes, you have told me a billion times.

90
00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:24,055
And yet you have waited
until the last minute to do it.

91
00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:27,392
And I have dragged in
that big suitcase from the garage.

92
00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,536
Please don't give me that look.
It has one good wheel.

93
00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,397
Oh, I can't believe
my baby cousin's going off to college.

94
00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,648
Maybe once you're moved in,

95
00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,411
Manish and I can come visit
from Baltimore?

96
00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,111
Yeah. How about I come visit you, Kamala?

97
00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:41,614
I don't need yet another friend group
of mine to know I have a hot cousin.

98
00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,367
But speaking of friends...

99
00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:47,036
Mom, is it still cool if I have El and Fab
come over tonight?

100
00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,955
Please? Please?

101
00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:50,290
Fine. But only for an hour

102
00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:53,251
because I promise you, Devi,
if you do not pack tonight,

103
00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,628
I'll put you in that suitcase Mafia-style.

104
00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,257
Oh my God.

105
00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:03,720
Guys, is this gonna be the last time
we watch <i>The Masked Singer </i>together

106
00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,138
before you both leave?

107
00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:08,141
El, you can't keep crying over our lasts.

108
00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,435
It was so awkward at Yogurtland yesterday.

109
00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:12,562
But that was the last time
you're gonna be yelled at

110
00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,439
for taking too many samples.

111
00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:15,522
It's gonna be fine.

112
00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,460
We're gonna see each other a ton,
like when we come back for Thanksgiving.

113
00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:21,112
Oh, I'm actually not coming back
for Thanksgiving.

114
00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:22,572
I have a robotics competition.

115
00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,157
But I... I'm back at Christmas.

116
00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,408
No.

117
00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:28,745
Sharon planned a cruise
to Alaska at Christmas.

118
00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,581
She got a good deal
because it's gonna be dark the whole time.

119
00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,876
Okay, okay, it's fine.
What about... a classic spring break?

120
00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,002
Great. April it is.

121
00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:38,421
No, my spring break's in March.

122
00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:41,716
So, what does that leave? Next summer?

123
00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:44,552
No, that's a year away.
That can't be right.

124
00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:46,471
Okay, girls, time to wrap it up.

125
00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,681
It's late,
and Devi has a lot to do tonight.

126
00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,226
No. That was way too fast.
I'm not ready to say goodbye yet.

127
00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:56,773
Then you don't have to.
Why don't you all come to my wedding?

128
00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,942
We could use
some more attractive young people.

129
00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,571
Who's your handsome friend?
Uh, what's his name? Carfax?

130
00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,990
- Paxton?
- Yes. Bring him too.

131
00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,743
I'd love to see his face
in my wedding album.

132
00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:10,787
Thank you so much, <i>Pati.</i>

133
00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,956
And I will see you bitches tomorrow.

134
00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,083
Devi, language.

135
00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,002
It's feminist to call a girl a bitch now.

136
00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:21,839
<i>Devi had wanted
to go to Princeton</i>

137
00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,591
<i>for the better part of her life,</i>

138
00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,718
<i>but the thought of packing this suitcase</i>

139
00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:29,555
<i>was making her break into a cold sweat,
and she had no idea why.</i>

140
00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:32,266
Okay, what do we need? What do we need?

141
00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,352
Shoe.

142
00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:37,105
Yeah, I bet there'll be
some walking there.

143
00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:39,982
And maybe some school supplies...

144
00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,319
because it is a school.

145
00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:51,661
So it turns out we're a pretty good team
for two people who hate each other.

146
00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:52,954
I don't hate you.

147
00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:55,164
I just think you're pretentious
and unlikable.

148
00:06:57,208 --> 00:07:00,920
<i>Since their last conversation,
Devi had thought of Ben often,</i>

149
00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:02,672
<i>but had texted him little.</i>

150
00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:06,968
<i>She didn't wanna be the sad thirst bucket
who was pining after someone</i>

151
00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:09,011
<i>who'd already moved on with his life.</i>

152
00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,931
<i>But every now and then,
she couldn't help herself.</i>

153
00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,057
Mmm.

154
00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:17,728
Yeah, I got a good start there.
I'll hit it hard in the morning.

155
00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,040
<i>And speaking of hitting it hard
in the morning,</i>

156
00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,816
<i>it was 1 a.m. in New York,</i>

157
00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:24,193
<i>and Ben and the other interns
from his firm</i>

158
00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,070
<i>were at their favorite club,</i>

159
00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:30,283
<i>which incidentally, was the only club
that would accept their fake IDs.</i>

160
00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:33,327
Thank you, sweetheart.
Hey, can you break this hundo for me?

161
00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,705
- Sure. You got it.
- Keep five for yourself.

162
00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:39,375
<i>It was on nights like these,
that he thought about Devi the most.</i>

163
00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,671
<i>Found a gem from Model UN.</i>

164
00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:47,383
<i>Uh-oh, David,
you nuking someone tonight?</i>

165
00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:51,095
<i>Nah, can't obliterate the Valley
before</i> Pati's <i>wedding.</i>

166
00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,931
<i>Too bad you're not here.
She invited all my friends.</i>

167
00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:56,160
<i>- Oh, man, I wish I...</i>
- The thing is...

168
00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,603
- Dude. Come on.
- I'm sorry, bro.

169
00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:01,731
Uh... Yo, look what I texted
that girl, Chelsea.

170
00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,734
- I'm being so rude to her.
- Wait, I thought you liked her.

171
00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:07,195
I do. But that's why I'm negging her.

172
00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,923
Aren't you worried that she'll move on
to someone who's nice to her?

173
00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:11,574
Nah. That's not how it works.

174
00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:14,118
Dude, trust me.
I know what I'm talking about.

175
00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,995
If you know what you're talking about,

176
00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:19,198
then why is it always just the four of us
every weekend with no girls in sight?

177
00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:22,668
Oh, all right, Mr. Friggin' Big Shot.

178
00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:25,296
Last girl you liked,
you just told her straight up?

179
00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:26,422
Well, I...

180
00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:27,964
Uh...

181
00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,010
No. No, I... I didn't.

182
00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:32,303
Because it sucks.

183
00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:35,139
No, it doesn't suck. It's just... scary.

184
00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:36,933
Pussy.

185
00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,285
You look beautiful, <i>Mami.</i>

186
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,453
I know I do.

187
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,911
Hey, yo, my peeps.

188
00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:39,995
Hi!

189
00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,497
Everyone looks amazing.

190
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,292
Fab, El, gorgeous Indian drip.

191
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,793
Thanks for loaning us these lewks.

192
00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:48,516
I think I'm gonna start wearing
this many jewels in my normal life.

193
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:52,174
And, Miss Thompson,
welcome to my home-slash-tent.

194
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,510
Oh, Devi, you can just call me Lindsay.

195
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,887
I'm not your teacher anymore,
and I'm dating your friend.

196
00:09:57,513 --> 00:09:59,599
- Thanks for inviting us.
- My plezh.

197
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:03,436
Now, this is our last night together,
so we have to grab this party by the balls

198
00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:06,397
and just squeeze
every last drop of fun out of it.

199
00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,899
- I heard it, unsuccessful metaphor.
- Yes, it was.

200
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:09,983
But listen,

201
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,987
looks like there's a really old bartender
and a really cool bartender.

202
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,323
I think the really cool bartender
will serve us drinks.

203
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,366
Nah, cool bartenders
are never cool people.

204
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,703
But old bartenders think that everyone
from 15 to 40 is the same age.

205
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,831
- Okay, well, old bartender it is.
- What about the old bartender?

206
00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:26,876
That I think I saw him sneeze
into someone's drink.

207
00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,919
Oh my God.
Enough chitchatting with your friends.

208
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,172
We have a lot of elderly guests
to say hello to.

209
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,465
Mr. Mahalingam.

210
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:38,262
Devi, how brave of you
to move 3,000 miles away

211
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,890
from everything and everyone
you've ever known.

212
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,933
Are you nervous? I would be.

213
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,770
So if you're going to college tomorrow,

214
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,898
that kind of makes tonight
the last night of your childhood.

215
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,733
How do you feel about that?

216
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,735
Why would you go away to school?

217
00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,487
What if no one likes you there?

218
00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,155
Who will comfort you?

219
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,532
Not your family
because they're too far away.

220
00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:02,328
Well, not all of her family's
too far away.

221
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:04,622
- Manish and I are just down the coast.
- Hmm.

222
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:05,706
Mm-hmm.

223
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,208
Sweetheart, stop gabbing.

224
00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:09,877
- Let's go to the buffet.
- Oh yeah.

225
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,213
Yeah, now I know
why <i>Pati </i>and her are frenemies.

226
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,297
Yeah.

227
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:16,759
Here, your sari is looking a little loose.
Let me retie you.

228
00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,970
It's nice that <i>Pati</i>
let you invite so many friends.

229
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,472
- Mmm.
- But where's Ben?

230
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:24,350
Oh. Uh, he actually left already.

231
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:27,770
He went to go do an internship
at some douchey law firm in New York City.

232
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,146
That's too bad.

233
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:33,192
So, did anything end up happening
between you two after I left?

234
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,275
What? No.

235
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:35,945
Why would it?

236
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,489
Uh, maybe because he showed up
at our house with flowers.

237
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:40,491
Okay, yeah, dude, 'cause he was on drugs.

238
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:43,369
Uh, dude, people get really honest
when they're on drugs.

239
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:46,012
You should see me after I've had NyQuil.
It's like hot dick city.

240
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,208
Okay, yeah.
Well, I think it was just one weird night.

241
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,794
I'm pretty sure he just...
sees me as a friend.

242
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,879
Okay, well, even as friends,

243
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,881
he was dropping by unannounced
kind of a lot.

244
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,466
And how many times can two people

245
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,635
be randomly assigned
to do group projects together?

246
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,347
You know what, Kamala?

247
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,267
I may not have any siblings,

248
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,478
but... you've been
a really great big sister to me.

249
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,936
I'm sorry I was such a brat
when you first came here.

250
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,236
It's okay, Devi.
That's what little sisters do.

251
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,938
How'd you swing
this bottle of champagne?

252
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,999
Old bartender. Addison was right.
He just handed it right to me.

253
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,208
Huh.

254
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,062
You think it's okay that we left
everyone else down at the tent though?

255
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:37,381
We thought maybe we could have
one little toast just the three of us.

256
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,591
To the UN.

257
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:39,967
The UN.

258
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,887
Guess what, haters?
We all banged.

259
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,723
Ugh. We can't wait till next June
to see each other.

260
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:47,391
Maybe I can fly out for Halloween.

261
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,519
If you guys each make one friend,
we could go as the Spice Girls.

262
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,772
Yay. I love that idea.

263
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,443
You guys, I'm feeling way better
about this plan.

264
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,111
Yeah, me too.

265
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:02,198
Although... would you guys think
I was a loser

266
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,200
if I said I'm kind of scared to leave?

267
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,535
<i>Hey, that's how you feel, Devi.</i>

268
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,703
- You are?
- Yeah.

269
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,581
It's just... scary moving so far away.

270
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:14,877
Devi, I know that you've been ready
to go off to college since you were eight,

271
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,838
but I'm just not as brave as you are.

272
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,175
I'm not brave.

273
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:23,344
You are the bravest person we know.

274
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,513
You're the reason
we did anything in high school.

275
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,974
Without you, we'd still be eating lunch
in the teachers' lounge.

276
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,560
And the only reason
we have our current lovers

277
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,854
is because they were friends
with the smokeshows

278
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,899
that you had the audacity to pursue.

279
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,944
Guess I'll have to channel
my inner Devi when I get to college.

280
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,422
What is going on, Devi?

281
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,406
You're supposed to be downstairs
playing the harp.

282
00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:48,244
And why are there only two notebooks
and a shoe in your suitcase?

283
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,662
You haven't packed?

284
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,832
Everyone stop drinking your teas
and get back to the wedding.

285
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,774
I cannot believe you haven't packed.

286
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,880
You do realize I'm not gonna be
at Princeton to do everything for you?

287
00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:00,964
Hey, look at me.

288
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,227
You need to start being
a responsible adult.

289
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,302
I know, Mom. I'm sorry.

290
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,055
<i>Let's welcome the new couple
out to the dance floor</i>

291
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,557
<i>for their very first dance.</i>

292
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,267
Okay, now go play your harp

293
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,270
so your grandmother can show everyone
the dip she practiced.

294
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,814
- And then go right back upstairs.
- Okay.

295
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,235
Nalu, you've been criticizing
that girl all weekend.

296
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:24,488
Need I remind you
that I'm the bridezilla here?

297
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,240
I'm sorry, but she needs to grow up.

298
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,868
You know why
you're picking fights with her, right?

299
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,619
Because you're scared that she's leaving.

300
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,705
I used to do the same thing with Mohan.

301
00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,498
He'd be heading off to the airport<i>,</i>

302
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,877
and I'd yell at him
because his clothes were too wrinkled,

303
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,128
or his hair was too long.

304
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,256
Don't waste your last night
with her, Nalu.

305
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,924
I know it's hard to let go,

306
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,093
but it's time.

307
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:12,578
I just... don't even know
what I'm supposed to, like, bring.

308
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,723
Yes, you do. You know what you need.

309
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,791
Just imagine that it's a sleepover
that's going to last many, many months.

310
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,293
It's not that simple.

311
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,295
It is that simple, <i>kanna.</i>

312
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,839
Just throw some of those clothes
into that suitcase.

313
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,926
And if you forget something,
I'm sure there's a Costco in New Jersey.

314
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,677
I don't wanna go to Costco.

315
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,221
I just... I want my stuff from my room.

316
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:36,310
And... how am I supposed to pack
my whole life into one stupid suitcase?

317
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,393
It's too hard.

318
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,272
Devi, calm down. It's okay.
Let me help you.

319
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,359
You can't help me. You're not even here.
You're not even real!

320
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,573
<i>Kanna, </i>what's going on?

321
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,539
I don't know how to pack.

322
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,419
Well... let's just do it together, then.

323
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,175
I don't think I can go tomorrow.

324
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:11,095
You were right.
I can't do anything without you.

325
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:14,306
Yes, you can.
You just don't have to do it right now.

326
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:19,979
I think I'm feeling overwhelmed
thinking about leaving this house,

327
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,731
you know, where you, me,

328
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,609
and Dad...

329
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,946
It's okay to feel a little scared
about saying goodbye.

330
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:32,699
I'm scared too.

331
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,870
Why do you think I have been such a bitch?

332
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:44,294
But, Devi, I know one thing, your father
would have been really proud of you.

333
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:49,466
I... am so proud of you.

334
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,139
And I will miss having
my little girl here,

335
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:59,351
but... I just can't wait for the world
to see what you can do.

336
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:03,772
Thanks, Mom.

337
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,573
I'm gonna miss you, Mom.

338
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,078
I'm gonna miss you too.

339
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,334
I can't believe
you got that suitcase shut.

340
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,461
Trick is to sit on it.

341
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,588
All right,
why don't we get you some dinner?

342
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,298
Sorry, she can't. Devi, it's time.

343
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,925
- All right, let's do this.
- Hey, what are you doing?

344
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,510
You'll see.

345
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,765
Yo, listen up.

346
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,142
This is for <i>Pati,</i>
who thinks I'm a coconut.

347
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,060
Ready?

348
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,865
Whoa.

349
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,136
Yeah!

350
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,745
Everybody on the dance floor!

351
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,140
<i>♪ Tonight is the night ♪</i>

352
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,303
<i>♪ Tonight is the night... ♪</i>

353
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:05,477
Damn, I did not think an old person's
wedding would go this hard.

354
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,938
Pretty sure I saw your grandma
drop into a full split.

355
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,815
Oh, <i>Pati </i>can out-twerk us all.

356
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:12,276
Mainly because her fake hip
has a screw loose.

357
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,485
Hmm.

358
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,863
So, I heard you're heading back to ASU?

359
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:19,533
If you can believe it.
I actually like being a teacher.

360
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:23,036
- I wanna do it for real.
- Paxton, that's hella cool.

361
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,913
And you'll actually make a difference

362
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,291
because kids pay way more attention
to hot people.

363
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,876
Oh.

364
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,503
Oh, wait, I have something for you.

365
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:35,048
As an official member of the swim team,
you earned this.

366
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,926
Congrats.
Looks like you're going to college a jock.

367
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,678
Oh wow.

368
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,972
I could really use this
to reinvent myself at Princeton.

369
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,851
Nah, don't reinvent anything.

370
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,937
You're good as is, Lil' D.

371
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,064
Thanks, Paxton.

372
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:57,738
And hey, if your first couple weeks there
are rough, you can always call me.

373
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,241
Just don't drop out
and go work at your old high school.

374
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,951
Apparently, that's pathetic, so...

375
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,286
- Okay.
- Yeah.

376
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,165
Hey.

377
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,836
You were a really nice boyfriend,

378
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,380
but... honestly,

379
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,716
you're an even better friend.

380
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,642
Devi, let go.

381
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,436
Chex Mix owes the bride a dance.

382
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,271
Let's make sure Smita can see us.

383
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,607
- Come, come.
- Chex Mix?

384
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,237
It was one time. It was one time.

385
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,364
All right. All right.
My turn. My turn.

386
00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:43,951
Never have I ever had sex at school.

387
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,536
Aneesa, how dare you.

388
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,205
Cheers, babe.

389
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,414
Yeah, drama room.

390
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,583
Miss Thompson,
they had sex in the drama room.

391
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,710
Yeah, I... I got that, Fab. Thank you.

392
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,712
And once again,
you can just call me Lindsay.

393
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:56,797
All right.

394
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,926
Never have I ever hooked up
in my bestie's bed.

395
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,595
Fabiola, you better pick up that damn cup.

396
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,930
What?

397
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,640
W-W-W-Wait, whose bed?

398
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,725
Remember that party
where you two-timed Paxton

399
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:11,311
and then he got hit by a car
and his swimming career was over?

400
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,146
Okay, yep. Everyone remembers that.

401
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,357
Me and Eve
had a make-out session on your bed.

402
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,316
Oh!

403
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,778
- Damn.
- No, I'm actually not mad. That's hot.

404
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,740
- Well, I guess I should also drink.
- Why?

405
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,867
I definitely had
a couple solo seshes on your futon.

406
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,286
Ew.

407
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:28,745
- Come on.
- What?

408
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:30,473
I flipped the mattress over
when I was done.

409
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:31,790
I sleep on that thing, bro.

410
00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:32,873
Ew.

411
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,584
Okay, my turn. My turn.

412
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,045
Never have I ever hooked up with...

413
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,468
Ben?

414
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,470
Been there.

415
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:55,147
<i>♪ I wanna take the breath that's true ♪</i>

416
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,155
<i>♪ I look to you and I see nothing ♪</i>

417
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,323
What are you doing here?

418
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,328
Uh, yeah, it's weird.
Uh, well, I was in New York,

419
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:14,041
and all of a sudden, I got this feeling
that I needed to tell you that

420
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000
I...

421
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,128
like you.

422
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:22,799
Wait, you flew all the way
across the country

423
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,843
to tell me you like me?

424
00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:26,553
Well, yeah.

425
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:28,679
Uh...

426
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,474
Actually...

427
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,186
I think I love you, Devi.

428
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:37,855
What?

429
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:39,982
I love you.

430
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,488
I love you too, Ben.

431
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:51,578
Wanna get out of here?

432
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,003
I can't. My mom will kill me if I leave.

433
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:01,921
I'm so sorry.

434
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,091
Oh. Uh...

435
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,634
I'll cover for you.

436
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,095
Go.

437
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,895
Okay. Where'd you park?

438
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,439
Shit, I don't have my car.

439
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,149
I Ubered from the airport.

440
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,402
Oh crap, my car's blocked in.

441
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:49,594
<i>♪ Fade into you ♪</i>

442
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:58,979
<i>♪ Strange you never knew ♪</i>

443
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:17,664
<i>♪ Fade into you ♪</i>

444
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:27,048
<i>♪ Strange you never knew ♪</i>

445
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:36,266
<i>♪ Fade into you ♪</i>

446
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:41,438
<i>♪ I think it's strange you never knew ♪</i>

447
00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:46,860
So...

448
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:48,111
...should I leave now?

449
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,322
You gonna tell me
it's time to hit the hay again?

450
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:51,531
Damn, did I say that?

451
00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,034
Man, I was an asshole.

452
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:56,912
Yeah, you really were.

453
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,747
Sorry about that.

454
00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:02,667
Mmm, it's okay. Your grand
romantic gesture made up for it.

455
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,341
Devi...

456
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:13,168
I think we should be together.

457
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:15,472
- Really?
- Yeah.

458
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,309
Like, when we both get to school,
let's give this a real try.

459
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,436
New York and New Jersey
aren't that far away.

460
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,688
I mean, culturally,
they're in different galaxies,

461
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,982
but geographically,
I think we can make it work.

462
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:29,277
Okay. As long as you stop
shitting on Jersey.

463
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,446
- It's just so easy to.
- Hmm.

464
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,156
But for you, I can try.

465
00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:36,284
Then I'm in.

466
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:44,709
Okay, I should go home.
I have to head to the airport soon.

467
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:46,086
Hmm.

468
00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:50,715
Oh shit, how am I gonna get back
into my sari?

469
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,094
Oh, uh, I'll pull up a YouTube video?

470
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:56,804
Hmm.

471
00:25:59,057 --> 00:26:00,642
Devi, you better be up.

472
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,310
Arriving two hours early at the airport

473
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,021
does not include time
for a random screening at security.

474
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,401
You're up?

475
00:26:09,484 --> 00:26:12,279
Wide awake, fully packed, mostly showered.

476
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,366
So...

477
00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:17,449
...you ready?

478
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:21,912
Yeah...

479
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,082
I think I am.

480
00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:30,964
Wait, I forgot something.

481
00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:33,133
You start loading the car.
I'll be right back.

482
00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:34,633
Uh...

483
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,639
What's poppin', gods?

484
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:42,642
You've probably heard, but it's a big day.

485
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,561
I'm finally headed East.

486
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,273
I know when we normally talk,

487
00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:51,109
I usually ask for stuff
like smaller pores,

488
00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:53,695
or a boyfriend
who can do one-arm push-ups,

489
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:57,032
but this morning, I really just wanna say...

490
00:26:58,908 --> 00:26:59,908
thank you.

491
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:03,913
I feel really, really grateful.

492
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:09,252
I have this awesome life
full of dope people who care about me...

493
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,089
and who love me.

494
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,925
So thanks for always
looking out for your girl.

495
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:19,346
And if you wouldn't mind keeping an eye
on my mom while I'm gone,

496
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:21,431
I would really appreciate it.

497
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:26,936
Also, wouldn't be mad
if you equally distributed my freshman 15

498
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,521
between my boobs and my ass.

499
00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:31,024
No. No, no, no. Never mind, forget that.

500
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,944
Just... please take care of my mom.

501
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,822
She deserves to feel really lucky too.

502
00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:39,865
Anyway,

503
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:41,533
I love you guys.

504
00:27:46,539 --> 00:27:48,875
And I'll see you at Princeton.

505
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:59,010
<i>And so our Sherman Oaks squad
embarked on their new lives...</i>

506
00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:04,557
<i>...on both coasts.</i>

507
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:05,934
What do you think, Gears?

508
00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:07,811
<i>College friggin' rules.</i>

509
00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:10,604
<i>East...</i>

510
00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:14,442
<i>...and West...</i>

511
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,277
- And cut.
- Thank you.

512
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,446
- I got it.
- It was really good!

513
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:21,658
- Did you see how big my explosion was?
- Yeah, it was huge.

514
00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:24,369
<i>...and also one desert college town.</i>

515
00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:30,041
<i>But everyone felt like they were
exactly where they needed to be.</i>

516
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,793
- Mmm, so good.
- Pista.

517
00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:35,481
- You always pick so much better than me.
- You get the weird flavors.

518
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,133
<i>And after four rocky years
of high school,</i>

519
00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:42,762
<i>Devi finally had both the boy
and the college of her dreams.</i>

520
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,848
<i>There would be other dreams, of course,</i>

521
00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:47,517
<i>like becoming
the first Supreme Court Justice</i>

522
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,811
<i>who's also a hip-hop artist,</i>

523
00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,104
<i>but in this moment,</i>

524
00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:54,399
<i>our little hothead from the Valley
was pretty happy.</i>

525
00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:57,152
<i>So this is John McEnroe live</i>

526
00:28:57,235 --> 00:29:00,447
<i>from Princeton, New Jersey, signing off.</i>

527
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,573
<i>For now.</i>

528
00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:08,913
<i>♪ My shabby heart was acting out ♪</i>

529
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:19,549
<i>♪ You know I don't want no one else ♪</i>

530
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,527
<i>♪ Put it all behind you
Put it in a song, yeah ♪</i>

531
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,988
<i>♪ I don't want to know about it ♪</i>

532
00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:44,699
<i>♪ Put it in a corner
Somewhere I can't find it ♪</i>

533
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,368
<i>♪ I don't want to think about ♪</i>

534
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,913
<i>♪ Put it on a fire
Put it in a pocket ♪</i>

535
00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:52,749
<i>♪ I don't want to see you now ♪</i>


