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<i>It had been a week
since Devi had broken up with Ethan</i>,

2
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<i>and she couldn't believe
she'd almost let that gorgeous dimwit</i>

3
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<i>screw up her future.</i>

4
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<i>But now, she was finally headed
on Ms. Warner's New York trip</i>

5
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<i>where she'd actually get a glimpse
of what that future might be.</i>

6
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You guys, I am so pumped.

7
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I can't believe
we're about to see our dream schools.

8
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Me at Princeton, El at Juilliard, Fab at...

9
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Fab, you said your mom made you apply
to an Ivy, but you never said which one.

10
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<i>If Fabiola looks like
she's about to shit a brick,</i>

11
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<i>it's 'cause you may remember</i>

12
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<i>she applied
to a certain friend's dream college</i>

13
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<i>behind a certain friend's back.</i>

14
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Fab, are your compression socks
too compressed?

15
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Nope. Uh, it's just that...

16
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I did apply somewhere.

17
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I just don't think
that you would be too happy about it.

18
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Me? Fab, are you crazy?

19
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I'd be happy for you
wherever you decide to apply.

20
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Unless you steal my spot at Princeton.

21
00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,861
Never. No, I... I applied to Yale.

22
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That's amazing. Why wouldn't I like that?

23
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Uh, because of how Connecticut is spelled.

24
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You're right.

25
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What is up with that silent "C?"

26
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Ooh, you should try to abscond
up to New Haven during our trip to see it.

27
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Yep, that would be very helpful for me.

28
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Wow, you guys,
I can't believe we're basically gonna see

29
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exactly how our lives are gonna be
next year.

30
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- Hah. Hmm.
- Oh. Um...

31
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Devi, would you mind not reclining?
I'm about to start some chair yoga.

32
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Okay. Okay.

33
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To quote our greatest
American songwriter, Taylor Swift,

34
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"Welcome to New York."

35
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More specifically,
just west of Hell's Kitchen,

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also known as "Hell's Toilet."
So welcome to that.

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During this trip,
we will be taking tours as big groups,

38
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but, uh, today, we have a few exceptions.
Mr. Shapiro?

39
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First off, our very own Eleanor Wong
has her audition at Juilliard.

40
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Happy to respect your process.

41
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Also, uh, Ben Gross,

42
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your father has organized
a private tour of Columbia.

43
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Oh, it's his client, Jerry Seinfeld,
has a nephew who goes there.

44
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You know, we are taking the entire group
to Columbia later this week.

45
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No, thanks.

46
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Okay. And, uh, Devi,
you also have a special trip planned...

47
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To Princeton, sweeties.
Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me.

48
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- That's not why everyone hates you.
- Okay. Hush.

49
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You're just jealous that you're
hanging out with some nepotism nerd

50
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while I'm spending the night
with Sherman Oaks icon, Blair Quan.

51
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<i>When Devi was a freshman,</i>

52
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<i>Blair Quan was the top senior student
at Sherman Oaks High.</i>

53
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<i>Not only was she valedictorian,</i>

54
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<i>but she had been an extracurricular beast
who had gotten into Princeton early.</i>

55
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All right, people, there better not be
any typos in this week's issue.

56
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I do not accept
anything less than perfection.

57
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If you can't handle the pressure,
then go back to yearbook.

58
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<i>Devi was determined to follow
in her smart-as-hell footsteps.</i>

59
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Well, later, losers. I have a date
with destiny in the Garden State.

60
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Oh, that reminds me.

61
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Fabiola, shouldn't you accompany Devi
to Princeton since...

62
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She needs protection on the train?

63
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I'm actually not very strong.

64
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People confuse my tallness for muscle,
but my bones are basically just crackers.

65
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Are we done? I know some people are
itching to see what a suburb looks like,

66
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but I have to take the number 1 train
uptown to 116th Street...

67
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- It's very complicated.
- Okay, Google Maps, no one gives a shit.

68
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Can it, you two.
All right, let's all head out.

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All right, everyone, NYU, this way.

70
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<i>Yeah, so as you can see,</i>

71
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<i>despite Devi having saved his ass
at the college fair,</i>

72
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<i>these two had definitely not made up.</i>

73
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Oh great, I caught you. I was hoping
to talk to you about something.

74
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Oh. Of course. What is it?

75
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So you know how <i>Pati </i>abandoned me
after my eye surgery

76
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and went to the grocery store...

77
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And she got on the 210 going
the wrong way, ended up in Joshua Tree.

78
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- Right.
- Yeah.

79
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Well... I'm pretty sure Len brought a woman
into the house while I was napping.

80
00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:05,995
- What?
- Yeah.

81
00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,748
- I could've sworn I heard a voice.
- What did she sound like?

82
00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:12,085
I wanna say... Kylie Minogue.

83
00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,670
Mmm.

84
00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:17,882
Kamala, you had a lot of Valium that day.
You think you might be mistaken?

85
00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:20,176
I guess so.

86
00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,846
I did also think that I saw a penguin
sitting next to me at one point.

87
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Yep, it was probably the narcotics.

88
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Correct.

89
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Okay, now I need to head to work
so I can get home right away.

90
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This weekend, I have the house to myself
for the first time in 17 years,

91
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and it is going to be amazing.

92
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Is something funny?

93
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Uh... No, just good luck with that.

94
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It's hard to be alone
when you're not used to it.

95
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Doesn't sound hard to me.

96
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I once lost my hearing
in a SoulCycle class,

97
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best Saturday of my entire life.

98
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Okay. Bye-bye, everyone.

99
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Holy shit, Princeton is so beautiful.

100
00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:03,061
It's basically a bunch of Downton Abbeys
sitting next to one another.

101
00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,221
<i>- So what you guys up to?</i>
- Oh, we're at Juilliard.

102
00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,889
<i>I'm giving El space so she can prepare.</i>

103
00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,308
She's about...

104
00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,227
Brown cow.

105
00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,895
...halfway through her vocal exercises.

106
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Sure, sure, fair enough.

107
00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,357
Devi?

108
00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:20,695
<i>There she was,
the myth, the legend, Blair Quan.</i>

109
00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:22,947
Blair, hi. Fab, I gotta go.

110
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Hi! Oh, I'm so excited to see my mini-me.

111
00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:30,163
<i>Whoa, Devi,
she just said you guys were alike.</i>

112
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So, um, I already checked into admissions.

113
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Said "what up" to Akshara.
So what should we do next?

114
00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,479
Maybe we could do a tour,
or we could go to one of your classes?

115
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Why don't we get
to that boring stuff later

116
00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:41,883
and start with something fun first?

117
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Welcome to the Armstrong Inn.

118
00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,220
It's the eating club I belong to.

119
00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:49,015
Why don't we go put your stuff down,
and I'll show you around?

120
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And then we can hit up a class after.

121
00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:51,809
<i>Holy shit, Devi.</i>

122
00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:56,064
<i>A members-only club
in a historic-ass mansion.</i>

123
00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:59,359
<i>Who are you? The horse-loving daughter
of a tech billionaire?</i>

124
00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,988
- ...she wakes.
- Great job.

125
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Nicely done, young man.

126
00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:09,369
Thank you, again.

127
00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:12,871
Eleanor Wong.

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Hi, yes, that's me.

129
00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,841
So, Fabiola, you wanna tell me
why you were so weird

130
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about visiting Princeton with Devi?

131
00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:29,889
Was I weird?
I distinctly remember being very chill.

132
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Have you not told Devi
that you've applied?

133
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You know you have to, right?

134
00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:37,522
I thought I'd just wait until she gets in,
and then it would be like, "Surprise!"

135
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You are physically
on the East Coast right now.

136
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You need to go to that school.

137
00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:45,071
But I'm not even sure
I should have applied there.

138
00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:47,407
And have you seen Devi
when she gets upset?

139
00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,242
She makes the Hulk look like Kermit.

140
00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:52,495
Oh, I'm aware of your friend's temper.
That's why I have a helmet in my office.

141
00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,997
But you need to prioritize yourself

142
00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,291
and go see if that school
is right for you.

143
00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:01,379
You have never known what happiness was.

144
00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,590
But wait, Uncle Vanya,

145
00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:06,884
please wait.

146
00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:10,096
We shall rest.

147
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We shall rest. We shall rest.

148
00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:19,646
And, scene.

149
00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:22,525
Well, thank you, Miss Wong.
We appreciate you coming in today.

150
00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:24,735
Oh.

151
00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:25,819
Of course.

152
00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,577
Um, so you guys didn't clap.

153
00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:33,953
Excuse me?

154
00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:37,123
I... I heard you clap
for the other guy before.

155
00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,541
The kid who did<i> Othello.</i>

156
00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,377
Oh, well, every performance is different.

157
00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:46,048
I don't have a chance, do I?

158
00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,759
Miss Wong, I assure you,
we have not made any decisions yet.

159
00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,970
But you have though, right?

160
00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:53,723
You can give it to me straight.
I can take it.

161
00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:56,767
If I'm being honest,

162
00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:00,104
I'm not sure Juilliard
is the right place for you.

163
00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,398
But there are so many ways to be an actor.

164
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,317
Look at Flo from Progressive.

165
00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,027
I bet she's got a second home.

166
00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:07,694
Oh.

167
00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:12,325
I promise, you will find your path.

168
00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,452
Thank you.

169
00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:26,380
Hey, everyone. This is Ben.

170
00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,008
He's applying early
and wants to see what life is like here,

171
00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:30,384
so don't embarrass me.

172
00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:31,802
Can't make any promises.

173
00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:35,249
Oh, hey, we were talking about
that article in <i>The Atlantic</i>

174
00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:38,684
on, uh, dark money lobby regulations.
You guys wanna sit?

175
00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:41,103
<i>In high school,
Ben's social circle</i>

176
00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:44,190
<i>had included zero friends and one nemesis.</i>

177
00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:46,484
<i>He was hoping college would change that.</i>

178
00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,236
Yeah, I mean, it's a complete farce.

179
00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,738
Basically, Big Oil's writing
all of our laws at this point.

180
00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:55,117
Totally. It does seem like a lot of
automakers are turning to electric though,

181
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so that's good.

182
00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,776
Well, Ben, you know electric cars
are just as bad, right?

183
00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:01,207
I mean, heavy-metal mining
is a serious human rights issue.

184
00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,010
Without a clean grid,
what's even the point?

185
00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,544
Right, right, yeah.

186
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,027
I... I just mean hopefully one day,

187
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,589
we can just, like,
run cars on corn.

188
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,424
Yeah, come on, Ben.

189
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:13,302
We certainly don't wanna incentivize
monoculture farming

190
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,679
any more than we already do.

191
00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:15,888
No. No...

192
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,598
Of course not.

193
00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,475
Do you guys wanna order some food?

194
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,936
Ben, you're our guest.
What are you in the mood for?

195
00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,981
Food?

196
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:29,735
Uh, I just want something that's
sustainably sourced, carbon-neutral,

197
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,572
and preferably delivered
by someone who's paid a living wage.

198
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:33,990
Dude, relax.

199
00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,700
Uh, are we feeling pizza?

200
00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,804
- Yeah.
- Pizza's good.

201
00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,872
Oh my God, Devi,
you are gonna love college.

202
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,125
Back home, my mom
was always on my ass to study,

203
00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:45,918
and she never let me talk to boys.

204
00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:49,672
But here, believe me, a girl's doing more
than just talking to boys.

205
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:52,133
Whoa. That's the coolest freaking thing
I've ever heard.

206
00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,467
Yeah, it's awesome.

207
00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,761
No strict moms cramping your style,

208
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,097
throwing away any thongs
she finds in the laundry.

209
00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,599
My mom did that too.

210
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,802
I lied to her and told her
it was one of my headbands,

211
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,491
and she made me wear one to Olive Garden.

212
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:04,955
Oh.

213
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,731
My dining club's party is starting.

214
00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,566
What do you say, shall we?

215
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:10,151
Hell yeah.

216
00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,611
<i>Devi was in awe.</i>

217
00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,404
<i>The Blair she knew in high school</i>

218
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:17,325
<i>had skipped prom to practice
extra declensions for AP Latin.</i>

219
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,869
Hey, guys. How are we doing?

220
00:10:19,952 --> 00:10:21,954
How's everything going over here?
Oh my God...

221
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,205
<i>Now look at her.</i>

222
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:26,500
<i>She was mixing and mingling
even more than "Jingle Bell Rock."</i>

223
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,878
- Y'all look good. Let's party.
- Okay.

224
00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:35,217
All right, who wants shots?

225
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,640
I freaking love my future life.

226
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:45,853
Hello, I'm ho...

227
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,945
Sweet silence.

228
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,269
Ben?

229
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:30,606
Thought you'd still be up at Columbia
hanging out with your fancy new friends.

230
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,818
Yeah, no.
It was super fun, and I totally fit in,

231
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,820
but, uh, I just came back to recharge<i>,</i>

232
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:39,323
especially after so much
intellectually stimulating conversation.

233
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,200
Okay, kids, here's the thing.

234
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:45,287
We were unable to get all of you tickets
to a Broadway show.

235
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,916
However, we did get ourselves
two tickets to<i> Moulin Rouge!</i>

236
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,169
But for you guys, we have pre-ordered

237
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:53,879
- the film version...
- Film version.

238
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,172
- ...to this room.
- This room.

239
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,383
So you can follow along with us.
It's gonna be fun.

240
00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,968
Watch it.

241
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,221
- Hmm. We should go...
- Okay, bye. Yeah...

242
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:04,473
- Because, yeah, we gotta...
- Ugh!

243
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:08,227
El, are you okay? You haven't said a word
since your audition.

244
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,730
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Okay.

245
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,773
Maybe I'll see what Devi's doing.

246
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,693
<i>How was your class visit?</i>

247
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,154
<i>Did the student-teacher ratio seem cool?</i>

248
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,156
Yes!

249
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:23,242
Oh, hit it. Yes, girl.

250
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,743
Whoo!

251
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:26,534
<i>Didn't go to class,</i>

252
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,831
<i>but am getting "schooled"
on how to party by Blair</i>

253
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,958
<i>at her ritzy AF Armstrong Inn.</i>

254
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,251
<i>You would love it here.</i>

255
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,921
<i>But would she love it there?</i>

256
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,634
<i>She only applied to please her mom
and maybe see a BB-8 droid.</i>

257
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,720
<i>She knew she needed to visit.</i>

258
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:44,043
Why don't we meet up with Devi?

259
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,307
She's at a fun party,
and that could cheer you up.

260
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:48,660
Who knows? Maybe we'll learn
some factoids about Princeton

261
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,478
that could be useful for someone.

262
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,563
What about the chaperones?

263
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:55,733
Those autograph hounds
will be waiting outside the stage door

264
00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:58,277
for hours after curtain call. We got time.

265
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:03,991
Well... honestly,
I could probably use a stiff drink

266
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,911
since this trip has shattered
my entire sense of self.

267
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,746
Yeah, I could use a drink too.

268
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:14,168
But mine is to celebrate
because today went really well for me.

269
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,004
Can I come?

270
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:20,299
Yes. Come on. Let's go. Come on.

271
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,762
Hey. I'm Seth. What's your name?

272
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,097
- It's Devi.
- Back off, Seth, she's in high school.

273
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,475
- Throwing it in reverse.
- Whoo!

274
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:32,561
Blair, this is so friggin' fun.
Your life is so dope.

275
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,063
I wanna be exactly like you.

276
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:37,042
Quan, what the hell are you doing?
You're supposed to stay behind the bar.

277
00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,734
You're not even wearing your uniform.

278
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,277
I'm so sorry, Mr. Martel.

279
00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:41,987
I just thought I'd be creative

280
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,111
to take the drinks
to the guests on the dance floor.

281
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,699
Listen, you're fired. Let's go.

282
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,160
No, please. I really need this job.

283
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,537
W-W-Wait, you work here?

284
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,332
Do all of the students in this club
have to do a shift? Like a co-op?

285
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,377
Yeah, so, um, the thing is,

286
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,736
I'm actually not a student anymore.

287
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,054
Oh.

288
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,931
- Hey.
- Oh, hello.

289
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,326
I'm so sorry to interrupt
your special night of alone time,

290
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,070
but I think I left my phone
in your kitchen.

291
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,229
Oh my goodness.
Yes, come on in. Of course.

292
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,774
- Yes, no, no, come in, come in.
- All right, let's see. Um...

293
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,026
- Ah! Found it.
- Oh, that was very fast.

294
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,350
I was really worried I sealed it up
in one of your walls.

295
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,156
I'll let you get back to your you time.

296
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,368
Oh! Wait, wait,
no need to jet out of here.

297
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:32,288
Just tell me about your day
or any other day for that matter.

298
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,251
Just talk, whatever you want.
You can just talk.

299
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,209
- Quiet's getting to ya, huh?
- It's deafening.

300
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,337
Did you know your bath
only stays warm for, like, five minutes,

301
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,590
and then you're just sitting
in your own personal pond?

302
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,302
Do you have anywhere else to be,
or can you...?

303
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:49,096
Well, actually,
Margot is at a friend's house.

304
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,140
You can stay?

305
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,683
Oh my God, thank God.

306
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,894
Okay, uh, well, what should we do?

307
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,438
Uh, did you wanna play,
uh, like, a board game or...

308
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,606
Have you had dinner?

309
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,566
Does eating a sleeve of saltines

310
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,860
while solving
a thousand-piece puzzle count?

311
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,071
I'm so sorry, Devi.

312
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,115
I didn't wanna lie to you.

313
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,243
This is just obviously
kind of humiliating for me.

314
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,287
So, what happened?

315
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,874
Well, it turns out if you party nonstop
and fail all your classes,

316
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:18,167
they will not let you stay.

317
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,337
But you were
the most focused person I knew.

318
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,924
How do you go to college
and then just decide to stop trying?

319
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,844
I don't know, Devi.
I was so burnt out after high school.

320
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,208
I mean, you know what it's like.

321
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:34,433
You do a million extracurriculars,
and you take all the hardest classes

322
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,435
just to get into a school like this.

323
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:39,396
Then once you're in, what's the goal?

324
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,607
You're certainly not gonna be
the top anymore,

325
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,776
and you don't have your mom here
to badger you.

326
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,779
- It's easy to get lost.
- Damn.

327
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,990
The hardest part about college
isn't the schoolwork.

328
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,202
It's being on your own
and not knowing who the hell you are.

329
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,956
So how are you doing now?

330
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,039
I'm okay.

331
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:02,461
I'm just trying to figure myself out
before I decide what to do next.

332
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,132
Wait, hang on a sec.
Where was I gonna sleep tonight?

333
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,927
I redecorated my apartment
to look like a dorm room,

334
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:11,470
and paid my 50-year-old neighbor

335
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,555
to wear a backwards hat
and ride a skateboard.

336
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,307
Nice.

337
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:22,022
Uh, do you mind waiting here for a second?
I really need to beg for my job back.

338
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,274
Yeah, for sure. Go get 'em, tiger.

339
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:27,069
Or, uh, former Tiger.

340
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:30,072
<i>Devi was shaken
by this revelation from her idol.</i>

341
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,616
<i>If perfect Blair
couldn't hack it at college,</i>

342
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,284
<i>then what chance did she have?</i>

343
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:37,037
<i>It also reminded her
that maybe she'd underestimated</i>

344
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,873
<i>how hard the transition
to college might be.</i>

345
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,667
<i>Devi, is this a butt dial?</i>

346
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,669
No, I'm looking straight at you.

347
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,212
<i>But aren't you on a trip?</i>

348
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,880
Okay, stop asking questions.

349
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,340
Sorry. Go on.

350
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:53,429
I just wanted to say I'm really sorry
about giving you a hard time about ASU.

351
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,972
Oh. Uh...

352
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,432
It's all right.

353
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,393
No, no, I was being a judgy brat,

354
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,603
and I didn't know
what the hell I was talking about.

355
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,481
Well, thanks, Devi. I appreciate that.

356
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:09,611
Also, it's pretty nice to get to see
your face around school again.

357
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,238
It's nice seeing you too.

358
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,742
Is everything all right out there?

359
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,452
Yeah, totally.

360
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,998
It's just... things are a little different
than what I thought they'd be here.

361
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,082
Yeah...

362
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,835
That's, um, kind of how I felt
about college too.

363
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:29,173
<i>Bro, what did I say about having
your phone out at best bro's dinner?</i>

364
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:31,050
Every Saturday and Sunday, you're mine.

365
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,176
<i>Coming.</i>

366
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,427
So I guess you gotta go?

367
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:34,678
<i>Yeah, I'm in trouble.</i>

368
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,098
<i>But, um, thank you for the call.
Um, let's chill when you get back.</i>

369
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,434
Yeah. Bye, Paxton.

370
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,605
Oh my God, guys, look, there's Devi!
See, we're at the right spot!

371
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,942
- What are you doing here?
- We're here to see you.

372
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,819
Aw. That's really nice.

373
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,113
Can you take us to some alcohol, please?

374
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,115
Uh... Well, I could, but, um...

375
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,802
Wait. How come you're sitting
outside the party with your suitcase?

376
00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,079
- You get kicked out for being a loser?
- Okay, Ben...

377
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,914
Devi, I'm back. Come on in.

378
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,957
Great. Uh, could I bring some friends?

379
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,751
Oh, hey, guys. Come. Yeah.

380
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,091
So, what were you gonna do
if I hadn't shown up?

381
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,467
Oh, I was dangerously close

382
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,779
to disassembling the dishwasher
so I could deep clean it.

383
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,845
That's dark.

384
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,764
I guess you were right.

385
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,350
Being home alone is harder than I thought.

386
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,519
Oh my goodness,
when Devi goes to college next year,

387
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:24,842
what am I gonna do with myself?

388
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:25,896
I get it.

389
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,689
Margot went to art camp one summer,

390
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,859
and I was so desperate to fill the time,
I built a pool house.

391
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,904
- We don't have a pool.
- That's a good one.

392
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:38,909
I always imagined
I would spend this time with Mohan.

393
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,579
I... I thought we would take on
some empty-nester hobbies, you know?

394
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:45,415
Like... building a birdhouse.

395
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,335
- Sure.
- Although Mohan hated crafts, so not that.

396
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,920
How can anybody hate crafts?

397
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,965
He used to say it was a poor substitute
for a personality.

398
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:56,385
That is a very harsh indictment
of the crafting world.

399
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,886
I thought so.

400
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:02,641
Listen, I... I know you didn't plan
to do this on your own.

401
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:06,520
I certainly didn't either,
but, uh, we're gonna get through this.

402
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:11,150
And if you're at all interested
in buying a recumbent bike...

403
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,068
I kinda feel like that's where I'm headed.

404
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,027
- No.
- Yeah.

405
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,904
No, no, no, Andres, absolutely not.

406
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,073
That is way too sad dad.

407
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,992
I'm actually gonna make a pot of tea.

408
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,077
And when I come back,
we are going to think about

409
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,454
more dignified hobbies for your old age.

410
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,835
What brings you to the boring-ass burbs?

411
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:32,462
- Just morbid curiosity.
- Real cool, bro.

412
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:34,882
All right, I'm gonna do a lap.

413
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,344
All right, El, here's your Sazerac.
Tell us what happened today.

414
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,054
Did something happen today?

415
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:45,893
The Juilliard people
said I was bad at acting.

416
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,352
They said I sucked.

417
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,397
What? How dare they?
You're an amazing actor.

418
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,524
You have to say that
'cause you're my friends.

419
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,693
No, we would never lie to you.

420
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,820
Right, we don't lie to each other.

421
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,531
Unless it's, you know, like an emergency.

422
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,951
I just don't know
what I'm supposed to do if I can't act.

423
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,286
Maybe puppeteer?

424
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:08,540
El, you can't let some snooty douches
take away the thing that you love.

425
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,459
Yeah. You have to be an actor.

426
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,085
Thanks, guys.

427
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:16,381
You and this absinthe-based drink
are raising my spirits.

428
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,258
Now, can we just dance?

429
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,219
- Yeah.
- Yeah! Whoo!

430
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,140
<i>♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪</i>

431
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,391
<i>♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪</i>

432
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,560
<i>♪ I want you around ♪</i>

433
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,896
<i>♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪</i>

434
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,356
<i>♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪</i>

435
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,524
<i>♪ Na, na, na, na, na
I just want... ♪</i>

436
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:37,110
Hey, High School, come dance with me.

437
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,446
No, thanks.
I'm just trying to hang out with my girls.

438
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,157
- Come on, dance with me.
- Dude, come on. Just let me go.

439
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,284
- Stop.
- Hey, asshole. Get off of her.

440
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,078
<i>♪ Na, na, na, na, na ♪</i>

441
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,161
You okay?

442
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,790
<i>♪ I just want you
I just want your love ♪</i>

443
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,045
Hey.

444
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,882
How's your face?

445
00:20:58,966 --> 00:20:59,966
It's okay.

446
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,135
Does it look kind of cool?

447
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,428
Yeah.

448
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,597
Maybe just keep the ice pack on it though.

449
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,228
Wow. This might make me
sound like a baby, but...

450
00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:15,274
...college is way scarier
than I thought it would be.

451
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,900
Because of that dickhead?

452
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,024
Just keep some pepper spray handy
when you get here.

453
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,904
Okay, yeah, partially because of him.

454
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:24,825
But also,
did you know that Blair failed out?

455
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,618
Really? That sucks.

456
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,580
Are you close enough to her
to be this sad about it?

457
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,959
Ben, Blair and I are basically
the same person. If she imploded...

458
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,837
You think you will too? Nah, you won't.

459
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:41,049
How do you know that? I'm not known
for being the most stable person around.

460
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,469
Look, Devi, I know that you idolize Blair
and you think you're so similar,

461
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,638
but you're literally nothing alike.

462
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,003
I mean, she was much more perfect than you
in high school.

463
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,351
- How dare you?
- That was her problem.

464
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,104
She made zero mistakes and had no fun.

465
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,939
She was a total powder keg.

466
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,691
You have made many mistakes<i>,</i>

467
00:21:57,774 --> 00:22:00,610
and you go to parties,
and you've had boyfriends...

468
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,446
You know, some are better than others.

469
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:05,741
Devi, you know who you are.

470
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,576
You really think so?

471
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,453
Yeah, I do.

472
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:15,375
It's just for as long as I can remember,
my main goal has been to go to Princeton.

473
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:16,752
Like, that's it.

474
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:20,797
But I never thought about
what life would be like after I got in.

475
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,966
Yeah. I know what you mean.

476
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:27,929
You know how I was all excited
to go to Columbia and be with my people?

477
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:28,889
Mmm.

478
00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:32,059
Well, turns out
I'm too stupid to go there.

479
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,227
What are you saying? That's not true.

480
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,111
Yeah, these kids knew so much
about the world,

481
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,358
and they read articles from magazines
that I'd never even heard of.

482
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,819
A couple of times, I even had to look up
some big words on my phone.

483
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,154
Okay, so what?

484
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,947
You can read an article too.

485
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:49,201
They're probably just regurgitating words
that they read before

486
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:50,452
because they're insecure too.

487
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,535
Yeah, maybe.

488
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:53,622
Yeah, definitely.

489
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,999
Ben, this is a game you can win.

490
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,460
You're the biggest bullshitter
I've ever met.

491
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,755
Thank you, David. I feel oddly inspired.

492
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,887
Hey. Um...

493
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,974
I really hated it
when you weren't talking to me.

494
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,812
Yeah, I'm... I'm so sorry about that.

495
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,189
- I was just...
- You don't have to explain. I get it.

496
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:20,774
I just...

497
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,443
wanna be friends.

498
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:26,738
Yeah. I can be your friend.

499
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:30,242
Got your bag, Devi.

500
00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:32,494
Yeah, sorry we took forever.

501
00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,830
Fab got into a conversation
with some students

502
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,457
about how many Nobel Prize winners
are on faculty.

503
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:40,877
Well, the good news is
Seth was asked to leave.

504
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,922
But the bad news is,
he told everyone you're underage,

505
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,215
so you're not allowed back in.

506
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:48,009
That's okay.
I mean, we should head back anyway.

507
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,637
I'm sorry this trip
wasn't what you were hoping for.

508
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,140
Actually, it's exactly what I needed.

509
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,101
See you later, mini-me.

510
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,270
- Bye, guys.
- Bye.

511
00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:00,605
Okay, should we head to the train?

512
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,816
Don't bother. We have rented a van.

513
00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:07,696
So at intermission, when I went to get
this beautiful shirt and matching briefs,

514
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:10,115
I took out my Android
to pay with WindowsBucks,

515
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:14,911
and I noticed an alarming number
of text messages from your classmates.

516
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:19,666
And now I have to hang
an unsigned poster in my office

517
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:23,044
and never get a chance
to touch Aaron Tveit's bare hand.

518
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,881
- We can explain.
- Tut-tut-tut! The trip is canceled.

519
00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:28,258
We all fly home tomorrow morning.

520
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,759
And don't even think

521
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,762
about asking to pull over for bagels
on the way to the airport.

522
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,404
"So your nest doesn't feel
quite as empty."

523
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,495
Don't blame me for cutting the trip short.

524
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:58,288
You can spend the six-hour plane ride

525
00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,999
thanking the Boxcar Children
who stole away to New Jersey.

526
00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:02,762
I really wanted
to visit Parsons.

527
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,503
My passion is graphic design.

528
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:07,589
Hey! Don't throw those nuts at me.
I could have an allergy.

529
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:10,091
<i>Even though a dozen students
on this plane</i>

530
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,927
<i>were cursing Devi
and her friends right now,</i>

531
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,053
<i>she was feeling good.</i>

532
00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:15,055
<i>She had fixed her relationship with Ben,</i>

533
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,474
<i>and was hopeful again
about her future at Princeton.</i>

534
00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:18,600
Well...

535
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:21,436
Hey, Fab, I'm really sorry
you didn't get to see Yale.

536
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,771
Oh, right.

537
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:25,774
It's okay.
I could just take a virtual tour.

538
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:29,319
<i>Yeah, definitely nothing weird
bound to happen here.</i>

539
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:34,199
<i>- ♪ Do me a favor ♪
- ♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪</i>

540
00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:36,576
<i>♪ So do me a favor, don't call me back ♪</i>

541
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,662
<i>♪ Need a helpline ♪</i>

542
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,082
<i>♪ Specifically for your mother ♪</i>

543
00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:43,917
<i>♪ Explaining why you wind me up ♪</i>

544
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,544
<i>♪ Why you wind me up ♪</i>

545
00:25:45,627 --> 00:25:47,963
<i>♪ Wondering why I haven't recovered ♪</i>

546
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:51,091
<i>- ♪ Don't matter ♪
- ♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪</i>

547
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,802
<i>♪ Got that pretty smile I miss ♪</i>

548
00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:57,138
<i>♪ Used to boost my ego, my own ladder ♪</i>

549
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,890
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪</i>

550
00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:01,810
<i>♪ So do me a favor, don't call me back ♪</i>

551
00:26:02,435 --> 00:26:04,437
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪</i>

552
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,898
<i>♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪</i>

553
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:10,110
<i>- ♪ Do me a favor ♪
- ♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪</i>

554
00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:12,779
<i>♪ So do me a favor, don't call me back ♪</i>

555
00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:15,574
<i>- ♪ Do, do ♪
- ♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪</i>

556
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:18,618
<i>- ♪ Do, do ♪
- ♪ Do, do, do, do me a ♪</i>

557
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:21,288
<i>♪ Do me a favor, don't call me back ♪</i>


