1 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:50,059 Good morning, baby girl. 2 00:03:53,605 --> 00:03:55,566 Now, baby, I got to go to work. 3 00:03:55,608 --> 00:03:59,321 So, I thought that this salt bath... 4 00:03:59,404 --> 00:04:01,240 would help with your soreness. 5 00:04:29,899 --> 00:04:31,110 I love you. 6 00:04:36,783 --> 00:04:38,285 Enjoy your bath. 7 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:49,215 I know, mom. 8 00:04:51,176 --> 00:04:52,594 Yeah. 9 00:04:56,182 --> 00:04:58,393 Soon. 10 00:05:01,813 --> 00:05:03,191 OK. 11 00:05:03,232 --> 00:05:05,776 OK, bye. 12 00:05:05,860 --> 00:05:07,905 - Hey! Hi. - Hey, guys. 13 00:05:07,988 --> 00:05:09,156 Let's go. 14 00:05:09,198 --> 00:05:10,616 Where are we going? 15 00:05:10,699 --> 00:05:11,826 It's a surprise. 16 00:05:11,910 --> 00:05:12,952 I'm afraid. 17 00:05:13,036 --> 00:05:14,996 Oh, wait, I have to get my purse. 18 00:05:15,038 --> 00:05:16,665 We got you covered. Come on, girl. 19 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:18,709 No, I can't leave without my phone. 20 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,432 I am so glad you came. 21 00:05:30,516 --> 00:05:33,185 What do you mean? You guys kidnapped me. 22 00:05:33,227 --> 00:05:34,312 Well, you deserve it... 23 00:05:34,395 --> 00:05:35,313 and so do I. 24 00:05:35,396 --> 00:05:37,232 All that running around with my 2 kids. 25 00:05:37,315 --> 00:05:39,693 How are my niece and my nephew anyway? 26 00:05:39,735 --> 00:05:41,529 They are wonderful... 27 00:05:41,570 --> 00:05:44,074 but you know we had to move in with Madea. 28 00:05:44,157 --> 00:05:45,575 Neither one of these baby daddies... 29 00:05:45,617 --> 00:05:46,576 is paying child support. 30 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:48,204 Triflin'. You know. 31 00:05:48,246 --> 00:05:50,748 It's OK. I'm doing what I gotta do. 32 00:05:50,790 --> 00:05:52,166 That's a black woman's motto. 33 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:54,545 We don't always do what we want to do... 34 00:05:54,586 --> 00:05:56,881 but we always do what we have to do. 35 00:05:56,923 --> 00:05:58,925 You should've let me bring my purse. 36 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,718 You guys can't afford all this. 37 00:06:00,802 --> 00:06:03,681 Lisa, we wanted to do something special for you. 38 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,641 Will you relax? We got it. 39 00:06:05,724 --> 00:06:07,352 Hi. 40 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,065 Hey. 41 00:06:11,148 --> 00:06:13,401 I'm Frankie Henderson. 42 00:06:13,484 --> 00:06:15,279 You ride my bus all the time. 43 00:06:15,362 --> 00:06:16,446 The number 9. 44 00:06:16,530 --> 00:06:18,073 Right. 45 00:06:18,115 --> 00:06:19,408 Is this your gym? 46 00:06:19,450 --> 00:06:22,245 No, I just dropped off a painting. 47 00:06:22,328 --> 00:06:25,833 Well, it was good to see you again. 48 00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:30,046 Look, I was just wondering... 49 00:06:30,130 --> 00:06:32,924 would you like to go out with me sometime? 50 00:06:35,011 --> 00:06:36,262 I wrote my number down... 51 00:06:36,345 --> 00:06:38,265 and I know this place maybe... 52 00:06:38,307 --> 00:06:40,434 You are bold. 53 00:06:40,517 --> 00:06:42,979 You're gonna ask her out right in front of us? 54 00:06:43,062 --> 00:06:45,106 You know we're gonna talk about you, right? 55 00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:47,818 Yeah, well... 56 00:06:47,902 --> 00:06:49,445 now that I'm officially embarrassed... 57 00:06:49,528 --> 00:06:52,282 Excuse me. I'm her sister. 58 00:06:52,365 --> 00:06:54,618 She'll be calling you. 59 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:58,915 Good. 60 00:06:58,998 --> 00:07:01,126 All right, bye. 61 00:07:04,004 --> 00:07:05,131 Bye. 62 00:07:05,173 --> 00:07:06,466 Lisa! 63 00:07:06,549 --> 00:07:09,135 Looks like somebody's got a secret admirer. 64 00:07:09,177 --> 00:07:11,639 Oh, please. You are taking this number. 65 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,184 No, you didn't! 66 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,393 Yes, I did. 67 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:16,520 What did he say? 68 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,315 What could he say? He had to come clean. 69 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:21,526 He was married. 70 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,529 I am so sick of dating. 71 00:07:23,570 --> 00:07:25,739 And ya'll want me to go on a date. 72 00:07:25,822 --> 00:07:27,534 'Cause you need to. 73 00:07:27,617 --> 00:07:29,744 You haven't been out in two years. 74 00:07:29,827 --> 00:07:31,079 Don't worry about me. 75 00:07:31,162 --> 00:07:32,498 Let's talk about you. 76 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:34,166 In less than ninety days... 77 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:35,751 you're gonna be marrying... 78 00:07:35,835 --> 00:07:37,420 one of the most eligible bachelors in Atlanta. 79 00:07:37,504 --> 00:07:38,672 And he's rich? 80 00:07:38,713 --> 00:07:40,298 What did you say he do again? 81 00:07:40,382 --> 00:07:41,634 He's an investment banker. 82 00:07:41,717 --> 00:07:43,886 Yeah, my mom introduced me to him last year. 83 00:07:43,970 --> 00:07:46,181 I don't even know what an investment banker does... 84 00:07:46,223 --> 00:07:49,601 but he must be doing it very well. 85 00:07:49,685 --> 00:07:51,521 Living here on the 30th floor. 86 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:53,857 I gotta check my phone. 87 00:07:53,898 --> 00:07:55,484 Just a second. 88 00:07:58,654 --> 00:07:59,698 Who can that be? 89 00:07:59,739 --> 00:08:01,992 I don't know. You better get it. 90 00:08:03,285 --> 00:08:04,745 Oh. 91 00:08:04,787 --> 00:08:06,539 Are you Miss Lisa Breaux? 92 00:08:06,581 --> 00:08:07,623 Yes, I am. 93 00:08:07,707 --> 00:08:08,709 May I come in? 94 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,752 Yeah, sure. 95 00:08:18,095 --> 00:08:20,055 What's going on? 96 00:08:20,097 --> 00:08:21,390 You... 97 00:08:21,432 --> 00:08:23,768 are under arrest. 98 00:08:23,852 --> 00:08:25,061 Oh... 99 00:08:26,522 --> 00:08:29,150 No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. 100 00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:30,819 No, no. Just stop. 101 00:08:30,903 --> 00:08:32,029 - Just enjoy it. - Really! 102 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:35,032 No, really, you have to go. 103 00:08:35,116 --> 00:08:37,493 No, no, no, no, no, you have to... 104 00:08:38,661 --> 00:08:40,289 - Girl... - Please stop that! 105 00:08:40,372 --> 00:08:42,958 I should've cashed my check. 106 00:08:45,253 --> 00:08:47,923 You have to stop this right now. 107 00:08:49,717 --> 00:08:51,636 OK, OK. Just stop! 108 00:08:54,723 --> 00:08:55,933 Hi, honey. 109 00:09:13,454 --> 00:09:15,999 Hi. I am so sorry. This was... 110 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:17,793 this was our idea. 111 00:09:17,876 --> 00:09:19,127 It was all your idea. 112 00:09:19,211 --> 00:09:20,880 Oh, don't be silly. 113 00:09:20,964 --> 00:09:23,132 - Don't be silly. - I'm Vanessa. 114 00:09:23,174 --> 00:09:25,761 I'm Lisa's sister. It's really good to meet you. 115 00:09:25,844 --> 00:09:27,054 - This is your sister? - Yeah. 116 00:09:27,137 --> 00:09:28,847 Come here. So you're family, family, family. 117 00:09:28,931 --> 00:09:30,892 Come here. 118 00:09:30,976 --> 00:09:32,769 Well, hey, hey. You guys carry on. 119 00:09:32,852 --> 00:09:33,853 Do your thing, brother. 120 00:09:33,938 --> 00:09:35,147 All right. 121 00:09:35,189 --> 00:09:37,608 Have a good time. 122 00:09:37,692 --> 00:09:39,361 OK. Put the music back on. 123 00:09:39,444 --> 00:09:42,114 No, no, no. You guys have to go. 124 00:09:42,197 --> 00:09:43,658 Why? He said it was OK. 125 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,702 Donna, look what she got back there. 126 00:09:45,743 --> 00:09:48,122 She don't need this. Come on! 127 00:09:48,205 --> 00:09:49,999 Whatever. 128 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,127 I paid you for a full dance... 129 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:54,629 so we gonna finish at my house. 130 00:09:59,051 --> 00:10:01,012 It was really good spending time with you. 131 00:10:01,054 --> 00:10:02,180 Thank you. 132 00:10:02,222 --> 00:10:04,057 Love you. Love you too. 133 00:10:06,394 --> 00:10:08,897 OK, bye. See you guys! Bye! 134 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:10,441 - Call us! - I will! OK. 135 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,917 What you doing bringing him in my house? 136 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,251 And I've been calling you. 137 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,669 I've been calling you all day. 138 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,756 I left my phone here. 139 00:10:29,839 --> 00:10:32,927 You love making me angry, don't you? 140 00:10:33,010 --> 00:10:35,304 I think you do this on purpose. 141 00:10:35,387 --> 00:10:37,682 You see how nice your life could be... 142 00:10:37,766 --> 00:10:40,060 if you just do what I say? 143 00:10:43,314 --> 00:10:44,315 Fix your hair. 144 00:11:22,696 --> 00:11:23,989 Mrs. Breaux. 145 00:11:24,072 --> 00:11:25,490 Victor. 146 00:11:25,532 --> 00:11:26,616 You look fantastic. 147 00:11:26,658 --> 00:11:27,910 Thank you. 148 00:11:29,078 --> 00:11:30,663 Hello. Hi. 149 00:11:30,746 --> 00:11:32,416 - You look wonderful. - Thanks. 150 00:11:36,337 --> 00:11:38,172 Sweetie, my darling. 151 00:11:40,383 --> 00:11:41,927 Thank you. 152 00:11:43,345 --> 00:11:45,515 Well, I just came... 153 00:11:45,599 --> 00:11:47,517 from my mother-of- the-bride dress fitting... 154 00:11:47,601 --> 00:11:51,772 and the gown is gorgeous! 155 00:11:51,856 --> 00:11:53,774 That B. Michael is a genius. 156 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,279 Sit up straight, dear. 157 00:11:58,615 --> 00:12:00,074 What is wrong with you? 158 00:12:00,158 --> 00:12:02,994 You're so mopey when you should be so excited. 159 00:12:03,036 --> 00:12:04,955 Well, I'm not, Mom. 160 00:12:05,039 --> 00:12:08,460 I know. You just have cold feet, that's all. 161 00:12:08,543 --> 00:12:09,669 That's normal. 162 00:12:09,753 --> 00:12:11,504 He hits me. 163 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,635 When? 164 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,722 Often. 165 00:12:23,561 --> 00:12:25,521 Well, you must stop doing what you're doing... 166 00:12:25,563 --> 00:12:27,566 to make him angry. 167 00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:28,859 What? 168 00:12:31,321 --> 00:12:33,949 Women sometimes have to deal with things... 169 00:12:34,032 --> 00:12:35,534 to be comfortable. 170 00:12:38,287 --> 00:12:40,249 Mom, listen... 171 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:42,292 You listen. 172 00:12:42,376 --> 00:12:44,379 Now it's time for you to grow up. 173 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:47,006 Of course you're gonna marry him. 174 00:12:47,090 --> 00:12:48,676 What else are you gonna do... 175 00:12:48,759 --> 00:12:50,719 work in a bridal shop like your sister? 176 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,056 Now, just be a good wife. 177 00:12:53,098 --> 00:12:55,600 Do what the man says... 178 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,104 and you won't have any problems. 179 00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,772 Waiter! 180 00:13:01,357 --> 00:13:02,442 Yes, ma'am? 181 00:13:02,526 --> 00:13:05,237 I will have the salad with bleu cheese... 182 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,781 and no bacon, please. 183 00:13:06,864 --> 00:13:08,074 What would you like, darling? 184 00:13:10,618 --> 00:13:12,079 Now, why were you stealing? 185 00:13:12,121 --> 00:13:14,248 'Cause I was hungry. 186 00:13:14,331 --> 00:13:15,959 What happened to your other foster parents? 187 00:13:16,042 --> 00:13:17,127 They don't care. 188 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:19,629 They didn't even know that I was gone. 189 00:13:19,671 --> 00:13:21,465 Have a seat until I can get... 190 00:13:21,549 --> 00:13:22,967 a representative here from child welfare. 191 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:24,260 Call the next case. 192 00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:26,555 City of Atlanta versus Mabel Simmons. 193 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,606 Madea! 194 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:36,358 What are you up to now? 195 00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:38,528 She took off her house arrest bracelet. 196 00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:40,989 You better have a good reason for taking it off... 197 00:13:41,072 --> 00:13:44,452 because I have a good mind to send you to jail right now. 198 00:13:44,493 --> 00:13:45,578 Actually, she does. 199 00:13:45,661 --> 00:13:47,414 She takes care of my elderly father... 200 00:13:47,497 --> 00:13:49,917 and, he was sick, and she needed to get... 201 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,418 Oh, I don't believe that crap. 202 00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:52,921 You don't know how to lie. 203 00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:55,298 What kind of lawyer don't know how to lie? 204 00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:56,634 Lie and lawyer go together. 205 00:13:56,675 --> 00:13:58,260 Lie-awyer, lie-awyer. 206 00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:00,262 Do you take care of his father? 207 00:14:00,346 --> 00:14:01,598 Yes, I have to though... 208 00:14:01,681 --> 00:14:03,808 'cause ain't nobody else gonna take care of him. 209 00:14:03,850 --> 00:14:05,853 That's my only brother, and I take care... 210 00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:07,271 of his kids when he has court... 211 00:14:07,355 --> 00:14:08,481 and I take care of my great-niece... 212 00:14:08,522 --> 00:14:10,025 and her children. 213 00:14:10,108 --> 00:14:11,360 They at my house too... 214 00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:13,654 'cause I open my house up to anybody in need. 215 00:14:13,737 --> 00:14:15,281 They can come to my house... 216 00:14:15,365 --> 00:14:16,366 get a good meal, everything. 217 00:14:16,449 --> 00:14:18,117 That's why I can't be tied down. 218 00:14:18,201 --> 00:14:20,663 I have to be going to the store and stuff. 219 00:14:20,746 --> 00:14:22,706 I feed the homeless and help the hungry. 220 00:14:22,748 --> 00:14:25,168 I'm going out in the highways and by-ways 221 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:27,420 and doing what the lord told me to do. 222 00:14:27,504 --> 00:14:29,048 Praise him. Thank you, Jesus. 223 00:14:29,131 --> 00:14:30,466 Does she watch your kids? 224 00:14:30,549 --> 00:14:31,550 She's actually really good. 225 00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:32,844 She's a big disciplinarian though... 226 00:14:32,886 --> 00:14:35,180 but they have a lot of respect for her. 227 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,306 Really? 228 00:14:37,892 --> 00:14:39,310 Stand up, Nikki. 229 00:14:42,273 --> 00:14:44,024 Mabel Simmons... 230 00:14:44,108 --> 00:14:46,736 since you can't seem to act like you have any sense... 231 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,238 except if you're caring for somebody... 232 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,700 meet Nikki Grady. 233 00:14:50,741 --> 00:14:53,327 You're her new foster mother. 234 00:14:53,411 --> 00:14:54,745 The hell I am. 235 00:14:54,829 --> 00:14:56,206 Hell, no! 236 00:14:56,248 --> 00:14:58,792 It's a reason why God put a woman through menopause. 237 00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:01,170 I'm past 60, honey. You know what that mean? 238 00:15:01,254 --> 00:15:02,463 Madea, calm down. 239 00:15:02,547 --> 00:15:03,965 Ain't supposed to be bothered with no bad kids. 240 00:15:04,049 --> 00:15:05,092 I will kill that little girl. 241 00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:06,593 I don't know her. 242 00:15:06,677 --> 00:15:08,512 She might be one of them Sandinistas or something. 243 00:15:08,596 --> 00:15:09,514 She might be... 244 00:15:09,597 --> 00:15:12,183 So? You ugly anyway, old lady. 245 00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:14,562 She trying to get me the electric chair already. 246 00:15:14,604 --> 00:15:16,647 Either you're her foster mother... 247 00:15:16,731 --> 00:15:18,525 or you're a prison mother. 248 00:15:18,609 --> 00:15:21,153 I'll take the prison for 200, Alex. 249 00:15:21,236 --> 00:15:22,739 Lock me up. I'd rather be... 250 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:23,906 in Martha Stewart's old cell... 251 00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,074 fighting for my virginity... 252 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,328 than to be sitting there dealing with this. 253 00:15:27,411 --> 00:15:30,831 She'll be a great foster mother, your honor. 254 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,714 This a Benz. What kind of drugs you sell? 255 00:15:40,134 --> 00:15:42,095 I don't sell drugs. 256 00:15:42,137 --> 00:15:43,597 I'm a lawyer. 257 00:15:44,723 --> 00:15:47,018 You get the drug dealers off. 258 00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:49,688 That ain't no way to talk to no grown person... 259 00:15:49,772 --> 00:15:50,773 and stop poppin' that gum. 260 00:15:50,856 --> 00:15:52,316 Don't tell me what to do. 261 00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:55,612 Madea. 262 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:56,947 You better get her. 263 00:15:56,988 --> 00:15:58,574 She don't know who she's talking to. 264 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,284 You better ask somebody, honey. 265 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:03,747 You know, the kids are doing well. 266 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,041 Yeah, and Deborah... how's she doing? 267 00:16:06,124 --> 00:16:09,462 She's doing good, 15 months clean. 268 00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:12,174 Good. I thought I was gonna have to hide my purse... 269 00:16:12,257 --> 00:16:14,468 at the family reunion, 'cause she used to steal. 270 00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:16,178 No, you won't have to do that. 271 00:16:16,261 --> 00:16:19,140 So, where's it gonna be this year? 272 00:16:19,182 --> 00:16:20,475 Gonna be at Aunt Ruby's. 273 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:23,521 Little girl, I'm gonna ask you one more time... 274 00:16:23,562 --> 00:16:25,983 to stop popping that gum. 275 00:16:26,024 --> 00:16:28,276 Whatever. 276 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:32,573 You going to Lisa's wedding? 277 00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:35,786 Yeah, I'm going. 278 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,955 I tell you, that Vanessa's been wearing me out... 279 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,332 asking me about I'm going. 280 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:41,793 Little girl, if you don't stop popping that gum... 281 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,754 Look! If you touch me... 282 00:16:43,838 --> 00:16:45,673 I'm gonna call 911. 283 00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:48,051 My daughter tried that. I hit her so hard... 284 00:16:48,135 --> 00:16:50,053 she dialed 9-9-10. 285 00:16:50,095 --> 00:16:52,472 You don't know me. I'll whip an old woman. 286 00:16:52,556 --> 00:16:54,350 What? Who the hell you talking to? 287 00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:55,685 I'm talking to you. 288 00:16:57,646 --> 00:16:58,689 You think I'm playing? 289 00:17:04,237 --> 00:17:05,947 You ain't got no sense! Calm down! 290 00:17:06,031 --> 00:17:07,700 - Calm down! - Shut up! Shut up! 291 00:17:07,742 --> 00:17:10,369 Now sit in that seat and put the seat belt on. 292 00:17:10,453 --> 00:17:12,706 You better put that seat belt on right now! 293 00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:21,425 What the hell is wrong with these children today... 294 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,718 but, I set 'em straight. 295 00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:24,929 I'm from the old school, and I will beat... 296 00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:27,390 the hell out of you first and ask questions later. 297 00:17:27,432 --> 00:17:29,769 If you don't know how to get in line... 298 00:17:29,852 --> 00:17:31,062 I will get you in line. 299 00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:33,105 Remind me to never leave my kids with you again. 300 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,902 Are you ready? 301 00:17:36,985 --> 00:17:39,530 Welcome to your wedding, darling. 302 00:17:39,614 --> 00:17:42,743 I thought since he proposed to you in Paris... 303 00:17:42,785 --> 00:17:45,037 we'd give it a Parisian theme. 304 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,998 The Eiffel tower... 305 00:17:47,082 --> 00:17:49,000 an orchestra... 306 00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:51,336 flowers flown in from Paris. 307 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,505 The only wedding... 308 00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:55,257 Wow, you can do all this? 309 00:17:56,468 --> 00:17:58,887 Oh, yes, darling, I can get it done. 310 00:17:58,971 --> 00:18:01,182 I like that one. 311 00:18:01,265 --> 00:18:03,476 Well, this is Tomojio's design. 312 00:18:03,559 --> 00:18:05,312 He's my favorite, as well. 313 00:18:05,396 --> 00:18:08,607 Now, his bid is a little on the expensive side... 314 00:18:08,649 --> 00:18:10,110 but he is worth it. 315 00:18:10,151 --> 00:18:12,278 We want him. 316 00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:15,032 Good. 317 00:18:16,659 --> 00:18:20,455 This will be the wedding to rival all weddings. 318 00:18:21,832 --> 00:18:23,668 I'll get Tomojio on the line... 319 00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:26,129 and let him know you're going with his design. 320 00:18:33,096 --> 00:18:36,057 Madea is having a family reunion... 321 00:18:36,141 --> 00:18:38,144 and we're going. 322 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,146 I know. I heard. 323 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,773 You know we don't fraternize, darling. 324 00:18:41,857 --> 00:18:43,608 Mom, this is our family... 325 00:18:43,692 --> 00:18:46,404 and it'll be good for you to see your grandkids. 326 00:18:46,487 --> 00:18:48,948 I don't want to see those little bastards. 327 00:18:49,032 --> 00:18:51,660 Mom! You will not talk about my children that way. 328 00:18:51,702 --> 00:18:53,662 I swear, Vanessa... 329 00:18:53,704 --> 00:18:55,999 all the opportunities we afforded you... 330 00:18:56,082 --> 00:18:58,626 you have managed to throw every one of them away. 331 00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:00,046 You're just like your father. 332 00:19:00,129 --> 00:19:01,380 Because Lisa's father had money... 333 00:19:01,464 --> 00:19:03,049 he was better than mine? 334 00:19:03,132 --> 00:19:04,468 Your father was a musician... 335 00:19:04,551 --> 00:19:05,886 who tried to ruin my life... 336 00:19:05,969 --> 00:19:07,304 is what I meant. 337 00:19:07,387 --> 00:19:08,890 Now, he threw his life away... 338 00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,266 and you are doing the same. 339 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,101 You took the easy way out and married that evil... 340 00:19:13,937 --> 00:19:15,981 All you wanted was his money. 341 00:19:16,065 --> 00:19:19,361 You will watch your mouth. 342 00:19:19,444 --> 00:19:20,987 That man did everything he could... 343 00:19:21,071 --> 00:19:22,198 for you and your sister... 344 00:19:22,281 --> 00:19:25,034 and it wasn't easy, asking him to take you in... 345 00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:27,579 and you tried with all your might... 346 00:19:27,663 --> 00:19:29,122 to destroy my marriage. 347 00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:31,000 And now you will not talk about... 348 00:19:31,084 --> 00:19:32,251 my late husband in that manner. 349 00:19:32,335 --> 00:19:34,879 You are so wicked. 350 00:19:34,962 --> 00:19:36,256 You're gonna rot in hell. 351 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:39,009 I vacation there. 352 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,270 Who told you you know how to fix a lawnmower? 353 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,108 Uncle Joe, I know what I'm doing, all right? 354 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,401 I've fixed lawnmowers before. 355 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:55,113 That ain't right. You got to look here, boy. 356 00:19:55,196 --> 00:19:56,739 Get on out of the way. 357 00:19:56,823 --> 00:19:58,909 You got to work on the auxiliary carburetor. 358 00:19:58,992 --> 00:20:01,578 This is the spark plug. 359 00:20:01,662 --> 00:20:02,664 You need the auxiliary... 360 00:20:02,747 --> 00:20:04,416 This is the auxiliary carburetor... 361 00:20:04,457 --> 00:20:06,126 and everything run through the auxiliary carburetor... 362 00:20:06,209 --> 00:20:07,586 going on down to the engine. 363 00:20:07,670 --> 00:20:09,463 You see? All you need to do... 364 00:20:09,547 --> 00:20:11,257 is tap that to get it in line. 365 00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:12,426 See? 366 00:20:13,802 --> 00:20:15,470 I'm 'a tell Mabel you broke it. 367 00:20:15,554 --> 00:20:16,556 Wait now, Mr. Jones. 368 00:20:16,639 --> 00:20:18,516 I'm tell her you did it. 369 00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:22,062 Hey, Isaac broke your lawnmower. 370 00:20:22,146 --> 00:20:23,731 - I did not. - Yeah, you did. 371 00:20:23,814 --> 00:20:24,940 You did. He broke it. 372 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,985 How you doin', Isaac? Good to see you. 373 00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:28,987 How you doin', Madea? 374 00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:30,698 What's going on, man? How you doin'? 375 00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:32,241 Hey, Brian. 376 00:20:32,324 --> 00:20:33,993 - How are you? - Good, good. 377 00:20:34,076 --> 00:20:36,955 I was sure hoping they would lock you the hell up. 378 00:20:36,997 --> 00:20:39,292 Only thing locked up 'round here is your bowels. 379 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:40,543 Now shut the hell up. 380 00:20:40,626 --> 00:20:42,545 How you doin', Daddy? 381 00:20:42,628 --> 00:20:43,881 Hey, Brian. Hey, uh, Tiffany... 382 00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:45,341 How you doin'? 383 00:20:45,424 --> 00:20:47,134 Daddy, this is not my daughter. 384 00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:48,470 They all look alike to me. 385 00:20:48,553 --> 00:20:49,637 Who it's for? 386 00:20:49,679 --> 00:20:51,097 Madea is her new foster mother. 387 00:20:51,181 --> 00:20:52,558 You're gonna have a house guest. 388 00:20:52,641 --> 00:20:54,977 That child ain't staying here. 389 00:20:55,061 --> 00:20:56,062 You can't stay here. 390 00:20:56,145 --> 00:20:57,731 Go back to where you came from. 391 00:20:57,814 --> 00:20:59,274 You can't stay in this house. 392 00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:00,859 Bad enough you let that gal... 393 00:21:00,942 --> 00:21:02,236 move in here with them two babies... 394 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,363 making all that racket... 395 00:21:03,446 --> 00:21:05,031 all day long, now you brought her. 396 00:21:05,114 --> 00:21:06,450 Every time I send you somewhere... 397 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:07,576 you come back with somethin'. 398 00:21:07,659 --> 00:21:08,744 Take it back. We don't want it. 399 00:21:08,827 --> 00:21:10,497 Return to sender. 400 00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:12,332 I remember I sent you somewhere too... 401 00:21:12,415 --> 00:21:13,666 and you came back with somethin'. 402 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:14,709 You still itchin'? 403 00:21:14,793 --> 00:21:16,170 Yo' mama. 404 00:21:16,212 --> 00:21:18,214 Hell. That's my mama too, ain't it? 405 00:21:18,255 --> 00:21:20,133 Don't say that in front of this child. 406 00:21:20,217 --> 00:21:21,176 Come in the house. 407 00:21:21,259 --> 00:21:22,552 I'll show you where you're sleeping. 408 00:21:22,636 --> 00:21:24,639 Daddy, you gotta stop being so mean. 409 00:21:24,722 --> 00:21:26,974 I wish I had been mean to your mama. 410 00:21:27,058 --> 00:21:28,560 Then I wouldn't be sitting here... 411 00:21:28,644 --> 00:21:30,771 Iooking at you right now. 412 00:21:30,854 --> 00:21:33,566 That's crazy as hell, all these people in this house. 413 00:21:33,650 --> 00:21:35,068 I'm gonna call the fire marshal. 414 00:21:35,151 --> 00:21:36,903 That is against the law! 415 00:21:36,986 --> 00:21:38,239 I'm gonna need some weed... 416 00:21:38,322 --> 00:21:40,408 to be dealing with all these people in here. 417 00:21:40,491 --> 00:21:41,993 Babies crying every five minutes. 418 00:21:42,077 --> 00:21:43,412 Hell! 419 00:22:06,606 --> 00:22:08,275 How you doin'? 420 00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:14,491 Why, thanks, I'm fine. 421 00:22:25,129 --> 00:22:26,464 My heart's all better... 422 00:22:26,547 --> 00:22:29,676 from you shooting me down the other day. 423 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,720 You still haven't called a brother. 424 00:22:34,474 --> 00:22:36,435 You still have my number? 425 00:22:38,353 --> 00:22:41,107 Yes? No? 426 00:22:41,149 --> 00:22:43,109 Maybe? 427 00:22:46,155 --> 00:22:48,532 What do you keep writing in that pad? 428 00:22:48,616 --> 00:22:51,161 Why? 429 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:52,829 I'm just wondering. 430 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,791 Poetry. 431 00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:55,917 Poetry, wow. 432 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,418 You're a poet? 433 00:22:57,502 --> 00:22:59,797 Will you just drive this bus, please, man? 434 00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:10,726 You know, I like poetry too. 435 00:23:10,810 --> 00:23:11,977 Check this out. 436 00:23:12,019 --> 00:23:14,106 Roses are red... 437 00:23:14,189 --> 00:23:16,650 violets are blue. 438 00:23:16,691 --> 00:23:18,653 If you go out with me... 439 00:23:18,694 --> 00:23:21,740 you will like me too. 440 00:23:24,243 --> 00:23:25,994 A smile! 441 00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:28,540 Ladies and gentlemen, hallelujah, I see a smile. 442 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:31,043 You are so... 443 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,675 You should go out with me. 444 00:23:36,758 --> 00:23:39,846 I know this great spot... poets. 445 00:23:39,887 --> 00:23:42,473 Lady, please say yes so he can shut up. 446 00:23:42,557 --> 00:23:44,184 What do you say? 447 00:23:44,268 --> 00:23:45,728 I've had a really long day... 448 00:23:45,769 --> 00:23:48,397 my feet hurt, these pantyhose are too tight... 449 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,984 and I got two kids at home waiting for me. 450 00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:52,527 Two? 451 00:23:52,610 --> 00:23:54,029 Yeah, two. 452 00:23:54,071 --> 00:23:57,491 I bet he don't want to go out now. Two kids? 453 00:23:57,575 --> 00:24:00,328 Dude, she said "two kids." Think about it. 454 00:24:00,412 --> 00:24:02,665 - You need to shut up. - Don't start, Tyreka. 455 00:24:02,749 --> 00:24:04,751 I got a son. 456 00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:06,879 Maybe we could make this a family thing... 457 00:24:06,962 --> 00:24:08,255 if you say yes. 458 00:24:08,338 --> 00:24:11,259 Miss? Miss! 459 00:24:11,301 --> 00:24:13,428 He really is a nice guy. 460 00:24:13,511 --> 00:24:15,680 I take my son to the park every Saturday. 461 00:24:15,765 --> 00:24:17,683 You should bring your kids. 462 00:24:17,767 --> 00:24:20,979 You call me, and I'll tell you where. 463 00:24:21,063 --> 00:24:22,731 What do you say? 464 00:24:46,468 --> 00:24:47,845 I'll think about it. 465 00:25:04,532 --> 00:25:05,700 Good morning. 466 00:25:05,784 --> 00:25:09,287 That baby's speaking to you. Say good morning. 467 00:25:09,371 --> 00:25:11,374 And? 468 00:25:13,751 --> 00:25:16,255 Oh, I'm sorry. Natural reaction. 469 00:25:16,338 --> 00:25:19,759 I was getting ready to jump over this table here. 470 00:25:19,843 --> 00:25:21,594 You ain't got time to eat that. 471 00:25:21,678 --> 00:25:22,929 Bus'll be here any minute. 472 00:25:23,012 --> 00:25:24,223 You should've been down earlier. 473 00:25:24,306 --> 00:25:25,808 Take it to school with you. 474 00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:27,643 I don't want to go to school. 475 00:25:27,685 --> 00:25:30,021 You ain't got no choice. 476 00:25:30,105 --> 00:25:32,984 Why you don't want to go? 477 00:25:33,025 --> 00:25:35,111 I don't want to ride the bus. 478 00:25:35,194 --> 00:25:36,988 Why? 479 00:25:37,071 --> 00:25:39,241 Little girl, you better answer me. 480 00:25:41,493 --> 00:25:43,496 Kids be mean to me. 481 00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:45,665 They say all kind of stuff about me. 482 00:25:45,749 --> 00:25:47,710 And what you say to them? 483 00:25:50,004 --> 00:25:51,965 Nothin'. 484 00:25:52,048 --> 00:25:53,592 Honey, folk gonna talk about you... 485 00:25:53,675 --> 00:25:55,344 'til the day you die. 486 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,680 Ain't nothin' you can do. 487 00:25:57,764 --> 00:26:00,058 Let folks talk. People talk about me. 488 00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:02,603 Yeah. They used to call her "wide load." 489 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:06,191 Wide load. Beep. 490 00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:07,984 That's what they used to say... 491 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,571 when she be comin'. 492 00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:11,906 Honey, listen to me. 493 00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:13,742 It ain't what people call you... 494 00:26:13,825 --> 00:26:15,035 it's what you answer to. 495 00:26:15,118 --> 00:26:17,079 You hear me? You remember that. 496 00:26:18,247 --> 00:26:19,248 Come on. 497 00:26:19,290 --> 00:26:20,249 Where you goin'? 498 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,210 To the bus. Come on. 499 00:26:22,251 --> 00:26:24,546 I'll be right back. Ya'll sit there and eat. 500 00:26:25,631 --> 00:26:28,635 Only way to deal with a bully is... 501 00:26:28,718 --> 00:26:30,386 to confront them face to face. 502 00:26:30,428 --> 00:26:31,847 You understand? 503 00:26:31,931 --> 00:26:33,182 Hold on, bus driver. 504 00:26:33,265 --> 00:26:36,186 I need to talk to some of these children on the bus. 505 00:26:36,269 --> 00:26:38,063 Come on, little girl. 506 00:26:40,148 --> 00:26:41,275 Get on the bus. 507 00:26:44,362 --> 00:26:45,489 Listen up! 508 00:26:47,783 --> 00:26:49,577 This here is a friend of mine... 509 00:26:49,661 --> 00:26:52,122 and she been tellin' me that a few of ya'll... 510 00:26:52,163 --> 00:26:54,208 been saying some stuff about her. 511 00:26:54,291 --> 00:26:56,419 If I catch any one of ya'll saying something... 512 00:26:56,502 --> 00:26:58,672 it's gonna be me and you, you hear me? 513 00:26:58,755 --> 00:27:00,799 Shut up, old lady! 514 00:27:13,815 --> 00:27:16,735 All my life I had to fight. 515 00:27:16,819 --> 00:27:18,154 I loves Harpo... 516 00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:21,115 but I'll kill him dead 'fore I let him beat me. 517 00:27:21,158 --> 00:27:23,368 Who's Harpo? 518 00:27:23,452 --> 00:27:24,786 Go on. Go to school. 519 00:27:24,870 --> 00:27:26,539 Go on, sit down. 520 00:27:26,622 --> 00:27:28,791 I'll be waiting for you when you get off. 521 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:31,336 Ain't nobody gonna mess with you. 522 00:27:31,378 --> 00:27:32,671 Nobody. 523 00:27:32,754 --> 00:27:34,590 I ain't. 524 00:27:34,673 --> 00:27:38,386 I'll be waiting for you at 3:00. 525 00:27:41,766 --> 00:27:43,977 Let me see if you can do that. 526 00:27:44,060 --> 00:27:47,022 Oh, not bad. 527 00:27:47,063 --> 00:27:49,192 Let me check. 528 00:27:49,275 --> 00:27:50,985 They're still open. Hey, what happened? 529 00:27:51,027 --> 00:27:52,153 Just do it! 530 00:27:52,195 --> 00:27:54,364 Chicken. 531 00:27:54,448 --> 00:27:55,949 - Hey. - Hi, guys. Hi. 532 00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:57,827 What's going on? Hold on. 533 00:27:57,869 --> 00:27:59,579 This is Nima. 534 00:27:59,662 --> 00:28:01,414 - Hey, Nima. - And this is Jonathan. 535 00:28:01,498 --> 00:28:03,667 Hi, Jonathan. This is my son Tre. Say hi. 536 00:28:03,709 --> 00:28:06,713 - Hello, Tre. 537 00:28:06,755 --> 00:28:08,715 Yes, you can. Let me tie your shoes. 538 00:28:08,757 --> 00:28:11,010 Hold up. Just wait right here, all right? 539 00:28:11,052 --> 00:28:13,221 Yeah, but you gotta be careful though, OK? 540 00:28:13,304 --> 00:28:15,014 Go ahead. You can go with them. 541 00:28:15,056 --> 00:28:16,517 Watch your brother, OK, Nima? OK. 542 00:28:16,558 --> 00:28:17,851 - All right. - All right. 543 00:28:32,327 --> 00:28:33,621 Your kids are beautiful. 544 00:28:35,373 --> 00:28:36,958 Thank you. 545 00:28:37,041 --> 00:28:39,461 So is your son. 546 00:28:39,545 --> 00:28:42,089 Yeah. He's funny. 547 00:28:42,172 --> 00:28:44,092 They are a blessing, aren't they? 548 00:28:44,134 --> 00:28:45,468 Yep. 549 00:28:45,552 --> 00:28:46,845 Definitely. 550 00:28:46,928 --> 00:28:49,056 So where's his mother? 551 00:28:51,935 --> 00:28:53,061 She's married. 552 00:28:53,103 --> 00:28:55,438 Doesn't have much time for him. 553 00:29:00,319 --> 00:29:02,573 What about their fathers? 554 00:29:02,614 --> 00:29:04,575 One's in jail... 555 00:29:04,616 --> 00:29:07,620 and Nima's dad, he was... 556 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,707 is married. 557 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,167 He won't even see her. 558 00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:16,923 Tell me about you. Your mother, father? 559 00:29:16,965 --> 00:29:18,633 Mother and father are both dead. 560 00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:20,761 I was an only child. 561 00:29:22,513 --> 00:29:25,476 Like my job. Love to paint. 562 00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:29,481 I'm a Christian. 563 00:29:31,316 --> 00:29:33,110 Try to do the right thing. 564 00:29:35,279 --> 00:29:36,655 OK. 565 00:29:36,739 --> 00:29:38,867 So, you seem to be this great guy... 566 00:29:38,950 --> 00:29:41,119 terrific dad... 567 00:29:41,161 --> 00:29:43,664 and no woman snatched you? 568 00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:48,712 OK, so what's the real problem? 569 00:29:51,508 --> 00:29:53,802 Well... 570 00:29:53,843 --> 00:29:54,844 Come on. 571 00:29:54,886 --> 00:29:56,305 I guess I'm old-fashioned. 572 00:29:56,347 --> 00:29:57,890 You know? 573 00:29:57,973 --> 00:30:01,645 I like to be the chaser. 574 00:30:01,686 --> 00:30:03,522 Oh, really? 575 00:30:04,941 --> 00:30:06,609 Is that you, Penny? 576 00:30:06,692 --> 00:30:07,610 Well, it's about time. 577 00:30:07,693 --> 00:30:09,655 That's a shame. 578 00:30:09,696 --> 00:30:11,448 That is a shame, 579 00:30:11,532 --> 00:30:14,369 Gonna burn that little girl. 580 00:30:14,452 --> 00:30:15,703 Lord have mercy. 581 00:30:15,787 --> 00:30:18,833 What make people be so mean to children? 582 00:30:18,916 --> 00:30:20,876 They like to make up stories. 583 00:30:20,918 --> 00:30:22,379 Sure. OK. Bye-bye. 584 00:30:23,922 --> 00:30:24,923 Didn't I tell you... 585 00:30:25,006 --> 00:30:26,341 to come straight home from school? 586 00:30:26,383 --> 00:30:27,510 Come here. 587 00:30:31,390 --> 00:30:32,599 Where you been? 588 00:30:34,101 --> 00:30:36,187 I had to go to my friend's house. 589 00:30:36,229 --> 00:30:37,939 What friend? 590 00:30:38,022 --> 00:30:39,357 You don't know her. 591 00:30:41,569 --> 00:30:43,404 I want you in this house... 592 00:30:43,487 --> 00:30:44,698 before the streetlights come on. 593 00:30:44,739 --> 00:30:45,824 Do you hear me? 594 00:30:45,907 --> 00:30:48,076 - Yeah. - Yes, what? 595 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:49,370 Yes, ma'am. 596 00:30:52,957 --> 00:30:54,960 How was school? 597 00:30:55,043 --> 00:30:56,336 Good. 598 00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:58,088 Got any homework? 599 00:30:58,172 --> 00:31:02,343 I did it already. 600 00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,472 In what? 601 00:31:04,555 --> 00:31:05,931 Algebra. 602 00:31:06,015 --> 00:31:07,224 Algebra, huh? 603 00:31:09,436 --> 00:31:10,645 Don't do it. 604 00:31:10,729 --> 00:31:12,982 Don't whup the girl. Don't do it, Mabel. 605 00:31:14,192 --> 00:31:15,902 I done told you, you... 606 00:31:15,943 --> 00:31:17,321 Hey, come here! 607 00:31:17,404 --> 00:31:19,948 OK, OK, OK! 608 00:31:20,032 --> 00:31:21,910 Mabel, you jiggling like jell-o. 609 00:31:21,993 --> 00:31:23,495 Turn around here. 610 00:31:23,578 --> 00:31:24,829 You stop that! You better... 611 00:31:24,913 --> 00:31:26,582 Girl, look at me! Look at me. 612 00:31:26,665 --> 00:31:29,084 Why wasn't you at school today? 613 00:31:29,168 --> 00:31:31,213 I went to the park. 614 00:31:31,296 --> 00:31:32,464 She lyin'. 615 00:31:32,547 --> 00:31:34,174 What was you doin' in the park? 616 00:31:34,257 --> 00:31:35,927 You supposed to be at the schoolhouse. 617 00:31:37,470 --> 00:31:39,598 Little girl, I'm not gonna ask you no more. 618 00:31:39,681 --> 00:31:42,267 I'm not smart like the other kids. 619 00:31:42,309 --> 00:31:44,145 I can't do that stuff. 620 00:31:44,229 --> 00:31:46,064 Who told you that? 621 00:31:46,147 --> 00:31:49,318 My last foster mother. 622 00:31:49,401 --> 00:31:50,820 She told me the only thing... 623 00:31:50,903 --> 00:31:53,865 I'm gonna be smart enough to do is lay on my back. 624 00:31:53,949 --> 00:31:55,325 Was your foster mother Jennifer? 625 00:31:55,408 --> 00:31:58,371 I know Jennifer. I know her. That's all she used to do. 626 00:31:58,454 --> 00:32:01,207 Shut up, Joe. I'm trying to talk to this child. 627 00:32:01,290 --> 00:32:03,460 The best revenge you can have on somebody... 628 00:32:03,544 --> 00:32:05,212 that told you something like that... 629 00:32:05,295 --> 00:32:06,673 is to prove them wrong. 630 00:32:06,756 --> 00:32:08,258 Best revenge you can have... 631 00:32:08,341 --> 00:32:09,425 is to kick they butt. 632 00:32:09,509 --> 00:32:10,510 That's the best revenge. 633 00:32:10,594 --> 00:32:13,138 I went to that school, and I got your homework. 634 00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:14,515 Talked to your teacher. 635 00:32:14,598 --> 00:32:17,519 She said this is what you have to do in the morning... 636 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:19,939 so go up there and get it done. 637 00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:22,149 Can you help me with it? 638 00:32:30,410 --> 00:32:31,828 It's algebra. 639 00:32:33,414 --> 00:32:35,624 Honey, I don't know nothing about that algebra. 640 00:32:35,708 --> 00:32:37,710 When I was in school, we had 3 R's. 641 00:32:37,794 --> 00:32:38,712 Read, write, 'rithmetic. 642 00:32:38,795 --> 00:32:40,297 I don't know nothing about algeroe. 643 00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:42,800 'Cause she dumb as hell. If it ain't got no food... 644 00:32:42,884 --> 00:32:43,843 or sugar on it... 645 00:32:43,926 --> 00:32:45,511 she can't figure out what it is. 646 00:32:45,595 --> 00:32:46,972 All she do is eat. 647 00:32:47,055 --> 00:32:48,932 Go upstairs. I'm gonna get you Tiffany's number. 648 00:32:49,016 --> 00:32:51,185 That's Brian's daughter. She'll be able to help you. 649 00:32:51,226 --> 00:32:53,229 She's a little older than you. She can help you. 650 00:32:53,313 --> 00:32:55,523 Better be at school when I tell you to go to school. 651 00:32:57,401 --> 00:33:01,531 I look in the mirror 652 00:33:06,913 --> 00:33:09,416 I don't know 653 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,919 Who's staring back at me 654 00:33:15,089 --> 00:33:20,054 A soul gets lost 655 00:33:23,016 --> 00:33:24,351 Controlled 656 00:33:24,434 --> 00:33:28,314 By his lovin' in the mirror 657 00:33:30,858 --> 00:33:33,153 The reflection 658 00:33:33,237 --> 00:33:36,448 From your eyes 659 00:33:39,536 --> 00:33:40,578 I didn't know that. 660 00:33:40,662 --> 00:33:42,206 I didn't know that. Did you? 661 00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:44,792 No. That is hilarious. 662 00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:46,336 Lisa, this man is a riot. 663 00:33:46,419 --> 00:33:47,796 Yes, he is. 664 00:33:47,879 --> 00:33:50,800 So you have to tell me the rest of the story, Carlos. 665 00:33:51,843 --> 00:33:53,803 How is the wedding planning coming? 666 00:33:53,886 --> 00:33:55,264 Great. 667 00:33:55,347 --> 00:33:57,349 You must be so excited. 668 00:33:57,432 --> 00:34:01,104 Over the moon. 669 00:34:04,733 --> 00:34:06,443 Excuse me. 670 00:34:06,485 --> 00:34:08,655 Sorry. 671 00:34:08,738 --> 00:34:10,949 Long nights. 672 00:34:17,457 --> 00:34:19,293 You want to dance, honey? 673 00:34:19,334 --> 00:34:21,253 Yes. 674 00:34:21,336 --> 00:34:22,630 You sure? 675 00:34:22,672 --> 00:34:24,799 - Yeah. - OK. 676 00:34:24,841 --> 00:34:26,385 All right, y'all excuse us please? 677 00:34:26,468 --> 00:34:27,511 Excuse me. 678 00:34:29,597 --> 00:34:31,099 She'll love it. 679 00:34:31,183 --> 00:34:33,727 They are such a lovely couple. 680 00:34:39,734 --> 00:34:41,778 Why do you insist on embarrassing me? 681 00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:44,114 I'm sorry. I'm a little tired... 682 00:34:44,198 --> 00:34:45,158 that's all. 683 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,869 When I get you outta here... 684 00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:49,079 I don't understand. 685 00:34:49,163 --> 00:34:51,207 Shut up. 686 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,418 Can't take you anywhere. 687 00:34:55,086 --> 00:34:56,630 Just wait. 688 00:34:58,382 --> 00:34:59,592 Just wait. 689 00:35:07,101 --> 00:35:10,396 Let's not wait, Carlos. 690 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,399 Just do it now. 691 00:35:12,483 --> 00:35:13,984 Just hit me... 692 00:35:14,068 --> 00:35:15,778 so all your friends can see... 693 00:35:15,861 --> 00:35:18,198 what kind of a man you really are. 694 00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:26,166 You love to provoke me, don't you? 695 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,713 Why do you insist on doing things the hard way? 696 00:35:30,797 --> 00:35:32,882 You love it when I'm not myself? 697 00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:36,053 You like the highs and lows of me? 698 00:35:38,890 --> 00:35:40,684 But you always play the victim, baby. 699 00:35:44,939 --> 00:35:46,065 I'm leaving. 700 00:35:49,570 --> 00:35:51,572 No, you're not. 701 00:35:51,655 --> 00:35:53,783 Baby, this dance ain't over. 702 00:35:55,285 --> 00:35:58,038 And if you think you're talking about leaving me... 703 00:35:58,122 --> 00:35:59,415 well... 704 00:35:59,498 --> 00:36:02,168 I love you to death... 705 00:36:03,753 --> 00:36:05,882 and I mean that. 706 00:36:28,659 --> 00:36:31,245 Excuse me. Excuse me. 707 00:36:31,329 --> 00:36:33,832 I'm old. Hell, I can't hold it no more. 708 00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:35,918 All ya'll be knowin' I got to fart. 709 00:36:36,001 --> 00:36:38,296 Sometimes it just run on out. 710 00:36:38,338 --> 00:36:39,797 Gotta do what you gotta do. 711 00:36:39,839 --> 00:36:41,132 That's right. 712 00:36:41,174 --> 00:36:43,469 When you get to be this age, you'll know. 713 00:36:43,510 --> 00:36:44,970 Farts come free. 714 00:36:45,054 --> 00:36:46,473 You be tryin' to hold it... 715 00:36:46,556 --> 00:36:47,641 you mess around... 716 00:36:47,682 --> 00:36:48,934 blow your eyes out tryin' to hold it. 717 00:36:50,978 --> 00:36:52,897 I'm just playing with you here. 718 00:36:52,980 --> 00:36:54,523 I tried to hold it one time, man... 719 00:36:54,607 --> 00:36:56,068 I just started crampin' up... 720 00:36:56,151 --> 00:36:57,444 'cause I was around a bunch of people... 721 00:36:57,527 --> 00:36:59,488 on the aeroplane. 722 00:36:59,571 --> 00:37:02,450 I had to let it go. You got to let it go! 723 00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:04,327 When it's time to let it go... 724 00:37:04,369 --> 00:37:05,454 you gotta let it go. 725 00:37:05,537 --> 00:37:06,497 - Let it go and let God. - Go ahead. 726 00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:08,540 That's nature. Yep, nature. 727 00:37:08,582 --> 00:37:10,543 I'm fixin' to let go. Let it go. 728 00:37:12,212 --> 00:37:13,714 Good job. 729 00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:16,175 That was beautiful. 730 00:37:16,259 --> 00:37:18,345 Music to my ears. 731 00:37:20,556 --> 00:37:22,558 I hear you're gonna take her out somewhere. 732 00:37:28,566 --> 00:37:29,858 You gonna get some? 733 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,492 Nah, we're just... 734 00:37:36,576 --> 00:37:38,202 We're just going to dinner. 735 00:37:38,244 --> 00:37:39,537 Dinner? That's all that means. 736 00:37:39,579 --> 00:37:41,665 When you ask a woman to dinner... 737 00:37:41,748 --> 00:37:43,375 that means you're fixin' to get some. 738 00:37:43,417 --> 00:37:45,587 Nasty bastard! Always in my house! 739 00:37:45,670 --> 00:37:47,130 Passing gas! 740 00:37:49,090 --> 00:37:53,387 Oh. How you doing? I'm Mabel. Hello. 741 00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:55,223 Yeah. 742 00:37:55,265 --> 00:37:57,183 - Nice to meet you. - Good to meet you. 743 00:37:57,267 --> 00:37:59,562 Have a seat. She'll be down in a minute. 744 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:01,397 - Want something to drink? - I'm OK. Thank you. 745 00:38:01,439 --> 00:38:03,065 Sit down. Sit down. Rest yourself. 746 00:38:09,616 --> 00:38:12,411 You know she's got two kids, don't ya? 747 00:38:12,453 --> 00:38:15,539 Yes, I do. I know. 748 00:38:16,874 --> 00:38:19,002 And you still want to go out with her? 749 00:38:19,085 --> 00:38:20,879 I got a son, too. 750 00:38:20,962 --> 00:38:22,423 You must be desperate. 751 00:38:22,465 --> 00:38:24,592 Joe, shut up. 752 00:38:26,094 --> 00:38:28,555 Be careful now, she's fertile. 753 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,560 Fertile. She gets pregnant easy. 754 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:35,397 Shut the hell up. 755 00:38:38,025 --> 00:38:40,487 Hey! Hey! 756 00:38:40,570 --> 00:38:42,239 Don't you look beautiful, honey? 757 00:38:42,322 --> 00:38:43,865 Hi. 758 00:38:46,327 --> 00:38:47,370 You ready? 759 00:38:47,453 --> 00:38:49,331 Yeah. 760 00:38:50,499 --> 00:38:52,125 You go on. I got these kids. 761 00:38:52,209 --> 00:38:53,211 Thanks a lot. 762 00:38:53,294 --> 00:38:54,254 All right, baby. 763 00:38:54,337 --> 00:38:57,173 - Nice to meet you guys. - Good night. 764 00:38:57,257 --> 00:38:58,676 All right. See you later, Rocky. 765 00:38:58,759 --> 00:38:59,677 Frankie. 766 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,348 Whatever. Rocky, Rocko, whatever. 767 00:39:03,431 --> 00:39:05,392 Do the rocka-wear. 768 00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:10,314 You know she coming back here pregnant, don't ya? 769 00:39:24,833 --> 00:39:26,334 The sunlight danced across her body... 770 00:39:26,418 --> 00:39:27,877 as lightning flashed. 771 00:39:27,961 --> 00:39:30,840 I knew God had to be angry. 772 00:39:30,923 --> 00:39:33,009 Of course she was mine and I was hers... 773 00:39:33,092 --> 00:39:34,261 but only for that moment... 774 00:39:34,344 --> 00:39:36,263 because just as the sun... 775 00:39:36,346 --> 00:39:39,475 interrupted the moon... 776 00:39:39,559 --> 00:39:42,813 I knew that evening would end. 777 00:39:42,896 --> 00:39:44,523 And so would we... 778 00:39:44,565 --> 00:39:46,817 because we both were... 779 00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:48,528 a part of another family. 780 00:39:48,612 --> 00:39:50,655 Thank you. 781 00:40:01,628 --> 00:40:03,963 I knew you were gonna like it. 782 00:40:04,047 --> 00:40:06,300 Tonight's poets and painters' night. 783 00:40:06,383 --> 00:40:08,385 The poet speaks and the painter paints. 784 00:40:08,469 --> 00:40:11,932 But the catch is you only have two minutes. 785 00:40:11,973 --> 00:40:12,974 It's fun. 786 00:40:13,058 --> 00:40:15,227 What I want you to do right now, crowd... 787 00:40:15,269 --> 00:40:17,730 is put your hands together for Frankie and Vanessa. 788 00:40:30,245 --> 00:40:34,209 I'm a little nervous about this. 789 00:40:34,292 --> 00:40:36,544 I didn't know that he signed us up. 790 00:40:36,628 --> 00:40:37,922 We're all family here. 791 00:40:37,964 --> 00:40:40,758 You all show 'em some love, please. 792 00:40:43,095 --> 00:40:46,056 This is called... 793 00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:50,603 "The courage to love." 794 00:40:58,822 --> 00:41:01,909 It takes courage... 795 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:03,619 to love again... 796 00:41:03,703 --> 00:41:05,122 when you've been hurt. 797 00:41:11,170 --> 00:41:13,757 It takes pain... 798 00:41:13,841 --> 00:41:16,510 and strength again... 799 00:41:21,224 --> 00:41:24,770 To pack it all away. 800 00:41:24,854 --> 00:41:30,485 Somewhere in all the pain... 801 00:41:30,569 --> 00:41:34,198 somebody has to have the courage... 802 00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:40,707 to be OK. 803 00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:48,674 Pain... 804 00:41:48,716 --> 00:41:49,760 gives... 805 00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:51,511 me... 806 00:41:51,553 --> 00:41:52,679 courage... 807 00:41:54,766 --> 00:41:56,184 to love. 808 00:42:01,148 --> 00:42:02,733 Thank you. 809 00:43:31,425 --> 00:43:34,054 I don't know why I keep doing this. 810 00:43:34,137 --> 00:43:35,555 I mean, things are good. 811 00:43:35,639 --> 00:43:39,060 When they're good, they're good, right? 812 00:43:44,983 --> 00:43:47,153 I'm sorry, Lisa. 813 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:53,243 I love you so much, and l... and I... I can't... 814 00:44:01,879 --> 00:44:04,507 I'm gonna go to counseling. 815 00:44:07,469 --> 00:44:10,431 Just don't leave me. 816 00:44:10,515 --> 00:44:13,351 OK? I'm gonna get help, just... 817 00:44:17,731 --> 00:44:20,026 Everybody I love leaves me. 818 00:44:22,570 --> 00:44:24,699 I can't do this anymore. 819 00:44:27,076 --> 00:44:28,578 I just said I was sorry. 820 00:44:29,913 --> 00:44:31,873 That's not enough. 821 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,506 Wha... 822 00:44:39,675 --> 00:44:41,886 You want to leave me? 823 00:44:43,638 --> 00:44:45,098 Do you want to leave me?! 824 00:44:53,942 --> 00:44:55,278 OK. 825 00:45:01,118 --> 00:45:03,495 That's the only way you're gonna leave me. 826 00:45:08,293 --> 00:45:09,295 Stop! 827 00:45:10,379 --> 00:45:12,256 - No! Stop! - You want to go? 828 00:45:12,298 --> 00:45:13,383 Stop it! Please! 829 00:45:13,467 --> 00:45:14,593 OK! OK! 830 00:45:14,676 --> 00:45:16,219 I'll stay! 831 00:45:16,303 --> 00:45:17,429 What?! 832 00:45:17,513 --> 00:45:19,057 I'll stay! What? 833 00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:21,559 Say it louder. Say it louder. 834 00:45:21,642 --> 00:45:25,397 I'll stay! I'll stay! 835 00:45:36,244 --> 00:45:37,788 I'll stay. 836 00:45:41,959 --> 00:45:44,253 Tell me that you love me. 837 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,759 I love you. 838 00:45:50,679 --> 00:45:52,389 Tell me that you love me again. 839 00:45:52,472 --> 00:45:53,390 I love you. 840 00:45:53,473 --> 00:45:54,392 Say it again. 841 00:45:54,475 --> 00:45:58,271 I love you. I love you. 842 00:46:08,659 --> 00:46:11,328 OK. OK. 843 00:46:12,497 --> 00:46:14,082 It's gonna be OK. 844 00:46:25,596 --> 00:46:31,020 I have never, in all my life, had such a good time. 845 00:46:31,061 --> 00:46:34,858 You should have called me a long time ago. 846 00:46:36,776 --> 00:46:38,028 When my son was born... 847 00:46:38,069 --> 00:46:40,740 I turned my life over to God... 848 00:46:42,241 --> 00:46:43,910 and I've been celibate since then... 849 00:46:43,994 --> 00:46:47,957 and I will be until I get married. 850 00:46:48,041 --> 00:46:50,668 It's just easier not to date. 851 00:46:54,673 --> 00:46:58,386 Is that what you think I wanted from you, sex? 852 00:47:00,430 --> 00:47:04,101 Let's be honest. All men come for something. 853 00:47:07,272 --> 00:47:09,232 Some men come to restore. 854 00:47:16,283 --> 00:47:18,535 I had a really good time tonight. 855 00:47:22,624 --> 00:47:24,627 Thank you. 856 00:49:14,427 --> 00:49:16,388 So... 857 00:49:16,471 --> 00:49:20,226 Donna tells me that you have been out every night... 858 00:49:20,267 --> 00:49:22,896 with a certain bus driver. 859 00:49:22,979 --> 00:49:25,732 He's a great guy. 860 00:49:25,774 --> 00:49:27,443 He loves kids. 861 00:49:29,779 --> 00:49:30,739 Just when I thought... 862 00:49:30,823 --> 00:49:34,118 that every man was gonna be the same... 863 00:49:34,201 --> 00:49:35,578 here he comes. 864 00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:38,248 I think you're in love. 865 00:49:38,331 --> 00:49:41,919 I'm... in strong like. 866 00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:47,217 Besides, you're the one getting married. 867 00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:49,429 You're the one in love. 868 00:49:52,515 --> 00:49:55,310 I don't love him... 869 00:49:55,394 --> 00:49:57,271 the way he loves me. 870 00:49:57,354 --> 00:49:59,941 Then why are you marrying him? 871 00:50:00,024 --> 00:50:01,568 Mom says love will come. 872 00:50:02,862 --> 00:50:04,280 Mom. 873 00:50:04,363 --> 00:50:05,281 Don't do that. 874 00:50:05,364 --> 00:50:06,490 You listen to me. 875 00:50:06,574 --> 00:50:07,951 Don't blame her. 876 00:50:08,034 --> 00:50:09,327 She has had you under her thumb... 877 00:50:09,411 --> 00:50:10,620 since you were born. 878 00:50:10,704 --> 00:50:12,123 She lives her life through you. 879 00:50:12,206 --> 00:50:16,003 Don't you wanna just make a decision on your own? 880 00:50:16,086 --> 00:50:17,546 Just once? 881 00:50:17,629 --> 00:50:19,089 Lisa, you gotta learn to fight. 882 00:50:19,173 --> 00:50:21,176 Fight? 883 00:50:21,259 --> 00:50:24,596 I've never had to fight before. 884 00:50:24,679 --> 00:50:27,141 Somebody has always fought for me. 885 00:50:27,224 --> 00:50:31,980 And I can't... I can't fight him. 886 00:50:32,064 --> 00:50:34,484 He just gets so angry. 887 00:50:34,567 --> 00:50:38,071 Is he hitting you? 888 00:50:44,537 --> 00:50:45,747 Yeah. 889 00:50:48,334 --> 00:50:50,544 Hell, no! Madea! 890 00:50:52,172 --> 00:50:53,381 You are staying here tonight! 891 00:50:53,465 --> 00:50:54,716 Do you understand me? 892 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:56,009 Promise me you will not say anything. 893 00:50:56,051 --> 00:50:57,178 What's going on? 894 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,353 We have a friend... 895 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:06,523 and her husband is beating her... 896 00:51:06,606 --> 00:51:08,358 and we would just like to know... 897 00:51:08,441 --> 00:51:09,651 what we should do. 898 00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:12,655 Before or after his funeral? 899 00:51:17,077 --> 00:51:18,703 Does she want to get out? 900 00:51:18,787 --> 00:51:20,748 Does she? 901 00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:24,586 Yes. 902 00:51:24,670 --> 00:51:26,547 But he won't let her. 903 00:51:28,925 --> 00:51:31,511 Sit down. Let me tell you a story. 904 00:51:33,514 --> 00:51:35,641 Sit down. 905 00:51:37,936 --> 00:51:39,354 I'm 'a tell you this. 906 00:51:39,438 --> 00:51:41,773 Can't nobody help your friend until she wanna get help. 907 00:51:41,858 --> 00:51:43,943 You can want all your life to help somebody... 908 00:51:44,026 --> 00:51:45,528 but if they don't want to get help... 909 00:51:45,611 --> 00:51:46,864 it ain't gonna happen. 910 00:51:46,947 --> 00:51:48,365 You listen to me. 911 00:51:48,449 --> 00:51:51,995 When you get tired of a man hittin' on you, honey... 912 00:51:52,078 --> 00:51:56,500 ain't nothing you can do but cook breakfast for him. 913 00:51:56,584 --> 00:51:58,377 Cook breakfast. 914 00:51:58,461 --> 00:51:59,587 Bring him into the kitchen... 915 00:51:59,670 --> 00:52:02,591 and get you a big old pot of hot grits... 916 00:52:02,674 --> 00:52:04,719 and when it start to boil like lava... 917 00:52:04,802 --> 00:52:06,429 and after he got good and comfortable... 918 00:52:06,512 --> 00:52:08,014 you say, "good morning." 919 00:52:08,097 --> 00:52:10,476 Throw it right on him. 920 00:52:10,559 --> 00:52:11,935 Get you a pot like this... 921 00:52:13,646 --> 00:52:15,231 Take it and throw it. 922 00:52:15,315 --> 00:52:16,941 You need you a skillet... 923 00:52:17,025 --> 00:52:19,528 with a nice good balanced weight on it. 924 00:52:19,612 --> 00:52:20,529 You understand? 925 00:52:20,613 --> 00:52:22,783 And as you throw it, you swat. 926 00:52:22,824 --> 00:52:24,451 Throw it and swat, you hear me? 927 00:52:24,534 --> 00:52:26,119 Throw it and swat. 928 00:52:26,203 --> 00:52:27,747 Venus and Serena. 929 00:52:27,830 --> 00:52:29,415 That's called grit ball. 930 00:52:34,755 --> 00:52:37,842 So the third-quarter profit should be up 17%. 931 00:52:37,926 --> 00:52:39,427 Beautiful work, everyone. 932 00:52:39,511 --> 00:52:41,680 I will see you all tomorrow. 933 00:52:43,808 --> 00:52:45,185 Thank you. 934 00:52:47,020 --> 00:52:49,732 Kevin, don't forget that wire transfer, all right? 935 00:52:53,236 --> 00:52:54,363 Mr. Armstrong... 936 00:52:54,446 --> 00:52:56,782 a Victoria Breaux is here to see you. 937 00:52:56,865 --> 00:52:58,158 Send her in. 938 00:53:03,415 --> 00:53:04,750 Hello, Carlos. 939 00:53:05,876 --> 00:53:07,169 I rushed right over. 940 00:53:07,211 --> 00:53:09,923 She hasn't been home in 3 days. 941 00:53:10,006 --> 00:53:11,550 My patience is wearing thin. 942 00:53:11,633 --> 00:53:14,971 How can I convince her what a great man you are... 943 00:53:15,054 --> 00:53:17,224 if you insist on acting like such a savage? 944 00:53:17,307 --> 00:53:18,517 Savage? 945 00:53:18,559 --> 00:53:21,270 I'm a collector of beautiful things. 946 00:53:21,354 --> 00:53:23,148 Now, would I scratch my Monet? 947 00:53:23,231 --> 00:53:25,233 Would I deface my Picasso? 948 00:53:25,316 --> 00:53:27,486 I won't keep bringing my child back to you... 949 00:53:27,570 --> 00:53:29,697 if you continue to put your hands on her. 950 00:53:29,738 --> 00:53:32,325 Your child? You almost sound like her mother. 951 00:53:32,409 --> 00:53:35,371 Let's not get this thing twisted. 952 00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:37,582 I've been your banker for the last 4 years. 953 00:53:37,665 --> 00:53:40,627 I know better than anyone why you want this. 954 00:53:40,711 --> 00:53:43,505 I am not the only one benefiting here. 955 00:53:45,842 --> 00:53:48,011 If she found out... 956 00:53:48,094 --> 00:53:51,432 that I have had access to her trust fund... 957 00:53:51,515 --> 00:53:53,393 through you, Mr. Investment banker... 958 00:53:53,435 --> 00:53:56,480 you are on the line as well. 959 00:53:56,563 --> 00:53:58,983 Now here are the rules of engagement. 960 00:53:59,066 --> 00:54:02,112 You will not hit her again. 961 00:54:02,196 --> 00:54:04,406 And I will tell her that you're getting counseling... 962 00:54:04,490 --> 00:54:06,450 which may not be such a bad idea. 963 00:54:06,533 --> 00:54:08,536 I read about women like you. 964 00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:10,830 Women who live their lives through their daughters... 965 00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:13,793 entering them into pageants and acting classes. 966 00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:16,004 'Cause you really want to be her, don't you? 967 00:54:16,087 --> 00:54:19,049 I've read about men like you, too. 968 00:54:19,132 --> 00:54:21,052 Overachievers. 969 00:54:21,135 --> 00:54:24,430 Trying to make up for what they lack. 970 00:54:24,472 --> 00:54:27,976 Controlling because they really are insecure... 971 00:54:28,060 --> 00:54:29,019 and they think... 972 00:54:29,103 --> 00:54:31,147 that when they're in public... 973 00:54:31,231 --> 00:54:33,943 everyone can see their little secret. 974 00:54:44,330 --> 00:54:47,166 You want me, don't you? 975 00:54:51,130 --> 00:54:53,299 Don't flatter yourself. 976 00:54:55,927 --> 00:54:57,805 You see, I like men. 977 00:54:57,847 --> 00:54:59,849 Real men... 978 00:54:59,932 --> 00:55:02,853 and not little boys who throw temper tantrums... 979 00:55:02,936 --> 00:55:04,771 'cause they can't control little girls. 980 00:55:04,855 --> 00:55:06,649 Your horns are showing. 981 00:55:06,732 --> 00:55:09,945 Are you upset because mine are bigger? 982 00:55:10,028 --> 00:55:11,530 And... 983 00:55:11,613 --> 00:55:14,366 for the record... 984 00:55:14,451 --> 00:55:17,203 if I wanted you... 985 00:55:17,287 --> 00:55:19,290 I could have you. 986 00:55:19,373 --> 00:55:22,751 I think the saddest thing I've ever seen... 987 00:55:24,588 --> 00:55:25,964 Was Ali... 988 00:55:27,466 --> 00:55:30,511 fighting past his prime. 989 00:55:30,595 --> 00:55:34,808 Or Sinatra singing after his voice was shot. 990 00:55:34,892 --> 00:55:36,852 Now, what I love about Lena Horne... 991 00:55:36,894 --> 00:55:39,481 see, Lena Horne was a lady... 992 00:55:39,564 --> 00:55:44,862 and a lady always knows when to leave. 993 00:55:49,576 --> 00:55:51,037 So, what are you? 994 00:55:51,078 --> 00:55:53,164 I'm a lady who's got you by the balls. 995 00:55:53,247 --> 00:55:56,585 I want your daughter in my house... tonight! 996 00:56:14,941 --> 00:56:15,858 I better go. 997 00:56:15,942 --> 00:56:17,235 No, no, no. 998 00:56:20,155 --> 00:56:21,406 Come here. 999 00:56:21,490 --> 00:56:23,284 I'm gonna show you something. 1000 00:56:26,914 --> 00:56:28,749 What is it? 1001 00:56:34,673 --> 00:56:38,177 I call it "Vanessa's rain." 1002 00:56:38,261 --> 00:56:41,181 The passion in your eyes. 1003 00:56:41,265 --> 00:56:44,476 This red line represents... 1004 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:45,645 the pain... 1005 00:56:45,728 --> 00:56:49,190 that you're trying to hide from me... 1006 00:56:49,274 --> 00:56:51,068 and this is your heart. 1007 00:56:51,152 --> 00:56:53,362 That's where I wanna be. 1008 00:56:58,368 --> 00:57:00,538 What? 1009 00:57:00,621 --> 00:57:03,083 No one's ever done anything like this... 1010 00:57:03,167 --> 00:57:05,836 for me before. 1011 00:57:05,919 --> 00:57:08,798 It's so special. 1012 00:57:14,638 --> 00:57:16,641 You're special. 1013 00:58:26,601 --> 00:58:28,728 You already ate yours. This is mommy's. 1014 00:58:28,770 --> 00:58:29,730 Hey! 1015 00:58:29,772 --> 00:58:31,232 What are you doing with my kids?! 1016 00:58:31,274 --> 00:58:32,859 He bought us ice cream. 1017 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:35,362 You OK? 1018 00:58:36,405 --> 00:58:39,367 - Yeah? - Yeah! 1019 00:58:39,450 --> 00:58:41,327 Come here. Come here. 1020 00:58:41,411 --> 00:58:42,538 I'm 'a go play with cars. 1021 00:58:42,621 --> 00:58:44,999 Come here. Let me see you. 1022 00:58:45,082 --> 00:58:48,170 OK. OK. 1023 00:58:48,253 --> 00:58:49,337 I want you to go pack your things... 1024 00:58:49,421 --> 00:58:51,716 'cause we're gonna go, OK? 1025 00:58:53,634 --> 00:58:55,928 Did I do something wrong? 1026 00:58:57,472 --> 00:58:58,974 I don't know you well enough... 1027 00:58:59,057 --> 00:59:00,560 for you to be taking my kids... 1028 00:59:00,643 --> 00:59:02,270 and I don't know where you're going! 1029 00:59:02,353 --> 00:59:04,480 All right. I'll take you home. 1030 00:59:04,564 --> 00:59:07,902 No, we're gonna be fine. 1031 00:59:07,943 --> 00:59:10,906 Nima, come on, now! Right now! Right now! 1032 00:59:10,947 --> 00:59:12,449 Kids, look, mommy's gonna talk... 1033 00:59:12,532 --> 00:59:14,702 to Uncle Frankie for a second, all right? 1034 00:59:14,785 --> 00:59:16,078 We'll be right back. 1035 00:59:20,334 --> 00:59:23,129 Look, I'm sorry, all right? 1036 00:59:23,213 --> 00:59:27,008 You were sleeping so peacefully, and I know you're tired. 1037 00:59:27,091 --> 00:59:28,344 Now, the kids were up... 1038 00:59:28,427 --> 00:59:29,720 and I didn't want them to wake you... 1039 00:59:29,803 --> 00:59:31,180 so I took 'em out for some ice cream. 1040 00:59:32,557 --> 00:59:33,975 I just wanted you to rest. 1041 00:59:38,689 --> 00:59:42,528 Nobody is gonna hurt my kids. 1042 00:59:42,611 --> 00:59:43,737 I love you. 1043 00:59:47,825 --> 00:59:52,206 Don't you know I would never, ever hurt your kids... 1044 00:59:52,998 --> 00:59:54,458 or you? 1045 01:00:02,844 --> 01:00:04,263 I think that... 1046 01:00:05,347 --> 01:00:06,306 "You think that." 1047 01:00:06,390 --> 01:00:07,683 Don't tell me what you think. 1048 01:00:07,766 --> 01:00:08,893 Hey, tell me... 1049 01:00:09,727 --> 01:00:11,354 Tell me what you feel. 1050 01:00:14,567 --> 01:00:16,026 I feel that... 1051 01:00:17,445 --> 01:00:19,197 that you won't hurt them. 1052 01:00:20,740 --> 01:00:22,368 Or you. 1053 01:00:24,912 --> 01:00:26,163 Or me. 1054 01:00:36,093 --> 01:00:37,720 Oh, God. 1055 01:00:54,908 --> 01:00:57,243 You almost knocked me down here. 1056 01:00:59,079 --> 01:01:01,123 You know I don't allow no running in this house. 1057 01:01:01,207 --> 01:01:02,166 Look. 1058 01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:05,045 Ah, you got a "B." 1059 01:01:05,086 --> 01:01:06,755 Go ahead, honey, you smart. 1060 01:01:06,838 --> 01:01:07,757 I am. 1061 01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:08,758 Yes, that's wonderful. 1062 01:01:08,841 --> 01:01:11,302 I never would have been able to figure out that algeroe... 1063 01:01:11,385 --> 01:01:12,763 and you done figured it out. 1064 01:01:12,804 --> 01:01:14,389 That is good. 1065 01:01:14,473 --> 01:01:17,227 You did prove you can be anything you want to be. 1066 01:01:17,268 --> 01:01:18,394 Go ahead on. 1067 01:01:18,478 --> 01:01:21,565 I look at all the kids at school... 1068 01:01:21,649 --> 01:01:23,192 and they have parents to help them. 1069 01:01:24,652 --> 01:01:26,071 Well, that make you smarter than them... 1070 01:01:26,112 --> 01:01:28,365 'cause you figured it out all by yourself. 1071 01:01:28,448 --> 01:01:29,616 Where your folks at anyway? 1072 01:01:29,658 --> 01:01:31,452 When is they coming to get you? 1073 01:01:31,494 --> 01:01:32,954 That's what I want to know. 1074 01:01:32,995 --> 01:01:35,958 I never knew my daddy, and my mama's in jail. 1075 01:01:36,041 --> 01:01:38,085 I got a bunch of kids I never knew. 1076 01:01:38,126 --> 01:01:39,837 I might be your daddy. 1077 01:01:39,921 --> 01:01:42,924 Joe, this baby can stay here long as she want to. 1078 01:01:42,966 --> 01:01:45,261 The hell she can. 1079 01:01:45,302 --> 01:01:46,303 Can I? 1080 01:01:46,387 --> 01:01:48,139 Yes, till you go off to college. 1081 01:01:48,181 --> 01:01:49,140 College? 1082 01:01:49,182 --> 01:01:50,809 Smart as you is, you better go. 1083 01:01:50,892 --> 01:01:53,104 It ain't where you come from, honey... 1084 01:01:53,145 --> 01:01:54,105 it's where you going. 1085 01:01:54,146 --> 01:01:56,190 No matter what your mama was or who your daddy was... 1086 01:01:56,274 --> 01:01:57,401 you can be anything you want to be. 1087 01:01:57,484 --> 01:01:58,902 Look at Brian. 1088 01:01:58,986 --> 01:02:00,237 He turned out to be a lawyer. 1089 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,489 Look at his daddy... 1090 01:02:01,531 --> 01:02:03,992 a big old lump of nothing. 1091 01:02:04,075 --> 01:02:07,413 Better a lump of nothing than a lump of cow manu-der. 1092 01:02:10,834 --> 01:02:12,335 What you want to be when you grow up? 1093 01:02:13,169 --> 01:02:14,462 A lawyer. 1094 01:02:14,546 --> 01:02:15,631 Oh, a lawyer. That's good... 1095 01:02:15,715 --> 01:02:17,008 'cause I might need you to get me off... 1096 01:02:17,049 --> 01:02:18,467 after I kill him... Murder One. 1097 01:02:21,179 --> 01:02:22,139 I'm gonna be a lawyer. 1098 01:02:22,180 --> 01:02:23,140 I'm gonna go call Tiffany. 1099 01:02:23,181 --> 01:02:24,601 OK, go call Tiffany. 1100 01:02:24,684 --> 01:02:26,269 Gonna be a lawyer. Go ahead, baby. 1101 01:02:27,061 --> 01:02:30,149 You know how much college cost for that child to be a lawyer? 1102 01:02:30,232 --> 01:02:31,358 Who gonna pay for it? 1103 01:02:31,442 --> 01:02:34,487 Well, I figure if you do us a favor and die... 1104 01:02:34,571 --> 01:02:36,865 we can use your insurance money. 1105 01:02:36,948 --> 01:02:39,911 I wouldn't give you the satisfaction. 1106 01:02:39,994 --> 01:02:42,497 You could sell milk... "got milk?" 1107 01:02:42,581 --> 01:02:43,498 Go straight to hell, Joe. 1108 01:02:43,582 --> 01:02:44,499 I'm already talking about somebody. 1109 01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:45,667 Just shut up. 1110 01:02:47,128 --> 01:02:49,255 Knock-knock. 1111 01:02:49,339 --> 01:02:51,634 Oh, Uncle Joe. 1112 01:02:51,717 --> 01:02:52,760 Hi, Madea. 1113 01:02:53,719 --> 01:02:55,095 Where is Lisa? 1114 01:02:55,179 --> 01:02:56,181 She upstairs somewhere. 1115 01:02:56,223 --> 01:02:58,475 Go on, turn around so I can watch you walk out. 1116 01:03:02,188 --> 01:03:03,397 Knock-knock-knock. 1117 01:03:05,108 --> 01:03:07,402 Honey, I came to get you. 1118 01:03:07,486 --> 01:03:09,029 I brought you a little something. 1119 01:03:18,959 --> 01:03:20,418 She doesn't want to marry this man. 1120 01:03:21,586 --> 01:03:23,756 I'm not gonna argue with you about this. 1121 01:03:23,798 --> 01:03:24,882 Then don't. 1122 01:03:24,966 --> 01:03:26,384 Is this how you want to live? 1123 01:03:26,425 --> 01:03:27,678 Pathetic like your sister? 1124 01:03:28,971 --> 01:03:30,222 Look how she lives. 1125 01:03:30,264 --> 01:03:31,765 Is this what you want? 1126 01:03:31,848 --> 01:03:34,102 Why are you trying to make her think this is about her? 1127 01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:37,898 You've been living off her trust fund all these years... 1128 01:03:37,982 --> 01:03:40,693 and now that it's almost gone, you need a new source. 1129 01:03:40,776 --> 01:03:41,903 My dad left her money. 1130 01:03:41,987 --> 01:03:43,280 He didn't leave her a dime. 1131 01:03:43,321 --> 01:03:46,909 He left it all for his first wife. She's broke. 1132 01:03:46,993 --> 01:03:48,202 Stop lying to your sister. 1133 01:03:48,286 --> 01:03:49,620 What? 1134 01:03:52,624 --> 01:03:54,919 Lisa, you remember all those trips... 1135 01:03:55,003 --> 01:03:57,714 that you took to the museum with Mother on the weekends... 1136 01:03:57,797 --> 01:03:59,300 when I was left at home... 1137 01:03:59,383 --> 01:04:02,011 and she would tell you I was being punished? 1138 01:04:02,094 --> 01:04:04,306 I came here to try to smooth things out with you... 1139 01:04:04,347 --> 01:04:06,933 but if you want to continue telling these lies, I'm leaving. 1140 01:04:09,353 --> 01:04:10,605 No, you're not. 1141 01:04:10,646 --> 01:04:12,649 You're gonna sit right there. You're gonna listen. 1142 01:04:14,484 --> 01:04:17,238 Lisa, one day, I was sitting at the bottom of the stairs... 1143 01:04:17,322 --> 01:04:19,866 and I heard Mom and your dad arguing about me. 1144 01:04:23,787 --> 01:04:26,249 You're too young to remember, but he was gonna leave. 1145 01:04:26,333 --> 01:04:27,584 Oh, my God. 1146 01:04:27,667 --> 01:04:29,336 And I heard Mom say, "No." 1147 01:04:30,545 --> 01:04:31,923 "Don't. Please. 1148 01:04:32,006 --> 01:04:34,467 "I'll do it. I'll do it." 1149 01:04:34,550 --> 01:04:36,511 And I didn't know what she was talking about. 1150 01:04:39,348 --> 01:04:41,309 When she came in, she found me. 1151 01:04:44,313 --> 01:04:46,315 Then she put me in the bathtub... 1152 01:04:52,906 --> 01:04:54,492 and she combed my hair... 1153 01:04:59,706 --> 01:05:01,750 and she put make-up on me... 1154 01:05:07,675 --> 01:05:09,635 and perfume. 1155 01:05:13,265 --> 01:05:14,849 And she said... 1156 01:05:17,561 --> 01:05:19,438 "Just relax." 1157 01:05:25,446 --> 01:05:29,702 And then she let him come in and rape me. 1158 01:05:29,743 --> 01:05:32,079 That is not true. 1159 01:05:32,162 --> 01:05:35,250 Yes, it is true, and you're gonna tell her. 1160 01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:36,751 You are gonna tell her! 1161 01:05:36,835 --> 01:05:38,086 He asked me for you. 1162 01:05:38,754 --> 01:05:40,631 I had done everything I could in our family... 1163 01:05:40,715 --> 01:05:42,383 everything I could to please him. 1164 01:05:43,427 --> 01:05:45,137 If we were gonna be comfortable... 1165 01:05:45,220 --> 01:05:48,641 I had to make some hard, hard decisions. 1166 01:05:50,268 --> 01:05:52,938 He would have walked out and left us destitute. 1167 01:05:53,022 --> 01:05:54,148 You should be happy... 1168 01:05:54,231 --> 01:05:56,108 you were able to save our family. 1169 01:05:56,191 --> 01:05:58,528 Are you insane? 1170 01:05:58,612 --> 01:06:00,447 No. I'm a realist. 1171 01:06:02,158 --> 01:06:03,951 I worked... 1172 01:06:03,993 --> 01:06:05,829 worked two jobs. 1173 01:06:06,705 --> 01:06:08,624 When your low-down father walked out on me... 1174 01:06:10,460 --> 01:06:13,504 and I was tired, and I deserved better. 1175 01:06:13,588 --> 01:06:15,507 And when I snatched my little bit of happiness... 1176 01:06:15,591 --> 01:06:17,593 I was not gonna let you take that away from me. 1177 01:06:20,972 --> 01:06:22,307 Sweetheart... 1178 01:06:23,391 --> 01:06:26,437 you were my only option. 1179 01:06:28,357 --> 01:06:29,650 Mom... 1180 01:06:29,691 --> 01:06:30,776 "Mom." 1181 01:06:30,859 --> 01:06:33,446 Just stop that whining. Just stop it. 1182 01:06:33,488 --> 01:06:36,741 I have taken care of you like a little princess... 1183 01:06:36,824 --> 01:06:39,119 the best schools, go in designer clothes... 1184 01:06:39,203 --> 01:06:40,287 all of that. 1185 01:06:40,329 --> 01:06:42,916 Now it is time for you to take care of me! 1186 01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:45,001 You hear me? 1187 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:49,173 My mother was a real whore... 1188 01:06:49,215 --> 01:06:50,299 and a junkie... 1189 01:06:51,218 --> 01:06:52,719 and she traded me... 1190 01:06:54,221 --> 01:06:56,224 for ten dollars and a fix. 1191 01:07:04,233 --> 01:07:06,069 There are many things in my life that I regret... 1192 01:07:07,862 --> 01:07:09,991 including having you for a daughter... 1193 01:07:10,032 --> 01:07:12,410 because that man was your father. 1194 01:07:16,790 --> 01:07:18,793 But I will not... 1195 01:07:21,254 --> 01:07:23,257 apologize for the decisions I made. 1196 01:07:25,926 --> 01:07:28,013 I am not your tragedy. 1197 01:07:29,389 --> 01:07:31,516 Lisa, I thought that she was just controlling you... 1198 01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:33,519 but she's been controlling me, too. 1199 01:07:35,896 --> 01:07:40,152 I worry about my children... 1200 01:07:40,235 --> 01:07:43,072 about what somebody's gonna do to them... 1201 01:07:43,156 --> 01:07:45,242 every second they're out of my sight. 1202 01:07:47,286 --> 01:07:49,831 I have a man... 1203 01:07:52,917 --> 01:07:55,838 who wants to love me... 1204 01:07:55,921 --> 01:07:58,257 but I won't let him because of you. 1205 01:07:59,593 --> 01:08:02,763 I refuse to let you hold me back anymore. 1206 01:08:05,308 --> 01:08:07,226 I'm gonna love hard. 1207 01:08:09,063 --> 01:08:10,773 I'm gonna be a better mother. 1208 01:08:13,652 --> 01:08:16,655 You don't win... 1209 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:22,204 because your hand-me-downs stop here. 1210 01:08:27,335 --> 01:08:29,212 I forgive you... 1211 01:08:31,006 --> 01:08:32,800 with all my might... 1212 01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:39,600 and I'm gonna pray... 1213 01:08:39,642 --> 01:08:42,687 that God has mercy on your soul. 1214 01:08:59,499 --> 01:09:00,834 Get your things. 1215 01:09:00,917 --> 01:09:02,628 I'll wait for you in the car. 1216 01:09:15,644 --> 01:09:17,271 I'm so sorry. 1217 01:09:22,277 --> 01:09:23,987 No, I'm sorry. 1218 01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:13,005 I told you to get off the phone. 1219 01:10:13,089 --> 01:10:14,800 If you roll your eyes at me again... 1220 01:10:14,883 --> 01:10:16,259 I'll take 'em out and turn 'em around... 1221 01:10:16,343 --> 01:10:17,302 and have 'em looking at you. 1222 01:10:19,764 --> 01:10:20,932 Lord have mercy. 1223 01:10:21,766 --> 01:10:24,186 It's so good to see the whole family together. 1224 01:10:24,269 --> 01:10:25,521 Thank you, Madea. 1225 01:10:25,604 --> 01:10:27,941 I try. I use my pistol for some of 'em... 1226 01:10:27,983 --> 01:10:29,275 'cause that's all they understood. 1227 01:10:30,944 --> 01:10:32,320 I had to threaten half of 'em here. 1228 01:10:32,404 --> 01:10:33,572 Aunt Ruby ninety-six. 1229 01:10:33,614 --> 01:10:35,866 She needed to see all her family. 1230 01:10:35,950 --> 01:10:37,035 I'm thirsty. 1231 01:10:37,119 --> 01:10:38,578 Baby, get us some lemonade out the house, please. 1232 01:10:38,620 --> 01:10:39,621 Yes, ma'am. 1233 01:10:42,125 --> 01:10:43,960 They told me she was a handful. 1234 01:10:44,544 --> 01:10:46,422 How you get her to be so polite? 1235 01:10:46,463 --> 01:10:48,048 I been tearing that ass up. 1236 01:10:50,552 --> 01:10:52,137 I look at all these foster parents... 1237 01:10:52,220 --> 01:10:54,139 taking these children in, just trying to get money... 1238 01:10:54,180 --> 01:10:55,266 but you know what I found out? 1239 01:10:55,307 --> 01:10:57,059 Ain't nothing wrong with these children. 1240 01:10:57,143 --> 01:10:59,604 All they need is some love and support... 1241 01:10:59,688 --> 01:11:01,273 and somebody be patient with them... 1242 01:11:01,314 --> 01:11:02,441 and they'll be all right. 1243 01:11:02,482 --> 01:11:04,777 That's what I found out about these kids. 1244 01:11:04,819 --> 01:11:06,946 Didn't I tell you to get the hell off that telephone? 1245 01:11:06,988 --> 01:11:08,114 What is your problem? 1246 01:11:08,156 --> 01:11:10,284 I told you to hang up Aunt Ruby's phone. 1247 01:11:10,326 --> 01:11:12,745 I'll shove it so far down your throat... 1248 01:11:12,828 --> 01:11:15,498 all you gonna be able to do is dial 911 with your navel. 1249 01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:16,750 Do you hear me? 1250 01:11:16,833 --> 01:11:18,544 Get the hell in the house and hang up the phone! 1251 01:11:18,627 --> 01:11:20,129 Put it on the hook. 1252 01:11:26,721 --> 01:11:29,640 Gotta be patient with these babies, you know? 1253 01:11:31,852 --> 01:11:33,812 Is that Victoria? 1254 01:11:36,608 --> 01:11:38,651 Lord have mercy. 1255 01:11:38,693 --> 01:11:41,697 Who wears heels to a family reunion? 1256 01:11:42,823 --> 01:11:44,033 Hello. 1257 01:11:44,116 --> 01:11:46,745 Hello, ladies. 1258 01:11:46,828 --> 01:11:48,664 It's warm out today, isn't it? 1259 01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:52,043 Be cooler if you had on some regular clothes. 1260 01:11:53,044 --> 01:11:55,381 That's a nice dress, Victoria. 1261 01:11:55,464 --> 01:11:56,715 Thank you. 1262 01:11:56,799 --> 01:11:58,843 It's kind of haute, isn't it? 1263 01:12:01,429 --> 01:12:03,015 It's all the rave in Paris. 1264 01:12:03,099 --> 01:12:05,685 Well, this is hot Georgier. 1265 01:12:05,768 --> 01:12:07,396 It is not Paree... 1266 01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:10,232 so we don't wear dressie like that. 1267 01:12:10,315 --> 01:12:11,316 You look silly. 1268 01:12:13,611 --> 01:12:16,573 Trying to be so bougie, oui-oui, pee-pee. 1269 01:12:17,825 --> 01:12:19,076 Where is everyone? 1270 01:12:22,414 --> 01:12:24,541 She's going to need some deodorie. 1271 01:12:28,421 --> 01:12:30,048 For her bootie! 1272 01:12:35,096 --> 01:12:36,931 Girl, I already told them, "I'm not going down..." 1273 01:12:36,973 --> 01:12:39,017 Good Lord. Who they kin to? 1274 01:12:40,102 --> 01:12:41,061 Who them is? 1275 01:12:41,103 --> 01:12:43,773 That's Henry Lee's daughter. 1276 01:12:43,857 --> 01:12:45,525 That's Henry Lee little girl? 1277 01:12:45,608 --> 01:12:48,529 She got her daddy face, but her mama everything... 1278 01:12:48,612 --> 01:12:50,031 Hey, hey, wait. Come here, baby. 1279 01:12:51,073 --> 01:12:52,366 Come to Uncle Joe. 1280 01:12:52,450 --> 01:12:53,785 How you doing, baby? 1281 01:12:54,870 --> 01:12:55,912 Listen, I'm a little thirsty. 1282 01:12:55,996 --> 01:12:58,374 Reach down in that barrel, and get me a drink. 1283 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:02,254 But lookit, I need it cold, 'cause I'm parched... 1284 01:13:02,296 --> 01:13:04,089 so reach down deep in the bottom. 1285 01:13:06,926 --> 01:13:09,429 Good Lord almighty. 1286 01:13:15,019 --> 01:13:16,605 Deep, baby, deeper... 1287 01:13:21,986 --> 01:13:23,321 Thank you so much. 1288 01:13:26,283 --> 01:13:28,577 Grover, you want a drink? 1289 01:13:28,660 --> 01:13:29,621 No. 1290 01:13:30,705 --> 01:13:33,083 Oh, yeah. Me, too. 1291 01:13:33,166 --> 01:13:35,294 Me, too, honey. 1292 01:13:35,336 --> 01:13:36,921 Way down in there. 1293 01:13:44,847 --> 01:13:45,807 They ain't got no more. 1294 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,146 Lord have mercy. 1295 01:13:51,188 --> 01:13:53,316 If I wasn't on that heart medication... 1296 01:13:53,358 --> 01:13:55,276 and didn't have this blood pressure problem... 1297 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:57,029 and waiting on the kidney transplant... 1298 01:13:57,071 --> 01:13:58,781 and was on dialysis... 1299 01:13:58,864 --> 01:14:00,534 I might take that Viagra. 1300 01:14:00,617 --> 01:14:02,953 I might go and take a chance with it. 1301 01:14:05,707 --> 01:14:07,667 I got him, I got him. 1302 01:14:07,709 --> 01:14:08,710 Back door. Beat him up. 1303 01:14:09,335 --> 01:14:10,254 Ball up! 1304 01:14:10,337 --> 01:14:11,714 Get over there. 1305 01:14:11,797 --> 01:14:13,173 Watch the switch. 1306 01:14:21,058 --> 01:14:22,184 Good game, man. 1307 01:14:22,893 --> 01:14:24,521 Nice time. Very good. 1308 01:14:27,357 --> 01:14:28,484 I got next up. 1309 01:14:28,568 --> 01:14:30,862 You got to let me rest, man. I'm tired. 1310 01:14:30,903 --> 01:14:32,364 Don't tell me you're getting old. 1311 01:14:32,406 --> 01:14:33,824 I ain't gonna tell you, then. 1312 01:14:33,907 --> 01:14:35,117 I'm gonna get some food. 1313 01:14:40,623 --> 01:14:41,709 How's Deborah doing? 1314 01:14:42,585 --> 01:14:44,128 She's good. She's in the house. 1315 01:14:44,211 --> 01:14:45,171 Is she? 1316 01:14:45,922 --> 01:14:47,632 I'm gonna say hi to her. 1317 01:14:47,716 --> 01:14:48,842 You don't want to go in there now. 1318 01:14:48,925 --> 01:14:49,885 The women in there. 1319 01:14:49,926 --> 01:14:52,680 You do not want to go in the kitchen. 1320 01:14:55,893 --> 01:14:57,770 Oh, my goodness. 1321 01:14:57,853 --> 01:15:01,024 Baby, we were just talking about you. 1322 01:15:01,107 --> 01:15:02,859 It's good to see you, baby. 1323 01:15:02,942 --> 01:15:04,278 How are you? 1324 01:15:04,361 --> 01:15:07,448 I'm good. I haven't seen this side of my family... 1325 01:15:07,531 --> 01:15:09,076 in a long time, though. 1326 01:15:09,159 --> 01:15:11,453 I feel so much love here. 1327 01:15:11,536 --> 01:15:14,082 Whenever you come around family... 1328 01:15:14,165 --> 01:15:15,583 you can find love. 1329 01:15:15,625 --> 01:15:17,126 You can sense it. 1330 01:15:18,462 --> 01:15:21,673 And a bride-to-be will wear it as a garment. 1331 01:15:21,757 --> 01:15:23,885 Oh, yes, darling. 1332 01:15:23,968 --> 01:15:25,804 And what about your garment? 1333 01:15:25,845 --> 01:15:27,223 Where is it? 1334 01:15:28,808 --> 01:15:30,936 I'm sorry. I don't understand... 1335 01:15:33,271 --> 01:15:35,650 I guess my question really is... 1336 01:15:35,733 --> 01:15:39,570 when are we going to get to meet this mystery man? 1337 01:15:39,654 --> 01:15:40,781 Indeed. 1338 01:15:40,864 --> 01:15:42,616 He'll be here soon. 1339 01:15:42,658 --> 01:15:44,994 And I'm sure you're all going to love him. 1340 01:15:50,793 --> 01:15:53,547 You all should be so happy for her. 1341 01:15:53,630 --> 01:15:54,840 Yes, of course. 1342 01:15:54,923 --> 01:15:57,467 Of course, and we want to be happy for her... 1343 01:15:57,509 --> 01:16:01,055 except that the jury is still out on that. 1344 01:16:02,014 --> 01:16:04,268 I mean, tell me, baby... 1345 01:16:05,018 --> 01:16:08,148 are you really ready to marry this man? 1346 01:16:09,858 --> 01:16:11,151 I've thought about it. 1347 01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:12,778 Of course she is. 1348 01:16:14,697 --> 01:16:15,656 She loves him. 1349 01:16:18,535 --> 01:16:19,745 She loves him. 1350 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:24,542 That's a very important factor... 1351 01:16:25,377 --> 01:16:27,254 and I can tell you about love. 1352 01:16:28,547 --> 01:16:29,590 William... 1353 01:16:29,673 --> 01:16:32,552 that's my husband's name... 1354 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:36,515 we had a love so strong... 1355 01:16:36,557 --> 01:16:39,895 that it just seemed like we were one. 1356 01:16:41,396 --> 01:16:43,941 I would get ready to tell him something... 1357 01:16:44,025 --> 01:16:47,528 and he would open his mouth and say the very thing... 1358 01:16:47,612 --> 01:16:49,281 that I was fixing to tell him. 1359 01:16:49,364 --> 01:16:52,076 You know how frustrating that was sometimes? 1360 01:16:52,117 --> 01:16:54,120 Oh, Lord, I couldn't stand it. 1361 01:16:55,371 --> 01:16:56,372 And then... 1362 01:16:57,750 --> 01:17:00,878 there were those moments when I would just... 1363 01:17:02,464 --> 01:17:04,424 lay my head on his chest... 1364 01:17:05,675 --> 01:17:08,054 just to listen to his heart beat. 1365 01:17:09,597 --> 01:17:11,100 And then one night... 1366 01:17:11,183 --> 01:17:16,231 I realized that his heartbeat matched mine. 1367 01:17:16,314 --> 01:17:19,485 Lord have mercy. 1368 01:17:19,568 --> 01:17:23,030 Rhythm's off, now he's gone. 1369 01:17:23,114 --> 01:17:25,784 I'm so sorry, Aunt Myrtle. 1370 01:17:25,826 --> 01:17:27,536 Oh, don't fret for me, sweetheart. 1371 01:17:29,580 --> 01:17:31,374 I have had an opportunity... 1372 01:17:31,457 --> 01:17:33,794 that few people ever get on this earth. 1373 01:17:34,795 --> 01:17:40,510 God has blessed me to share time and space with a man... 1374 01:17:40,593 --> 01:17:44,682 that he designed himself just for me. 1375 01:17:46,977 --> 01:17:49,312 I've not only been blessed... 1376 01:17:49,396 --> 01:17:52,942 I have been divinely favored. 1377 01:17:53,025 --> 01:17:54,318 It's so true. 1378 01:17:55,528 --> 01:18:00,117 You know, Myrtle, I weep for these young women today. 1379 01:18:01,536 --> 01:18:05,374 Some of them will never know that. 1380 01:18:06,167 --> 01:18:09,337 In fact, never know even a portion... 1381 01:18:09,421 --> 01:18:11,173 of what you're talking about. 1382 01:18:13,175 --> 01:18:17,180 Darlings, love is many things. 1383 01:18:17,263 --> 01:18:18,724 It's varied. 1384 01:18:20,184 --> 01:18:23,438 One thing it is not and can never be... 1385 01:18:23,521 --> 01:18:24,689 is unsure. 1386 01:18:29,862 --> 01:18:31,781 Take me outside. 1387 01:18:31,865 --> 01:18:33,867 I want to be with my family. 1388 01:18:33,950 --> 01:18:35,076 Oh, Ruby. 1389 01:18:58,146 --> 01:19:00,108 Almost hit it. 1390 01:19:00,191 --> 01:19:01,317 You must be Carlos. 1391 01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:02,527 Is it that obvious? 1392 01:19:02,568 --> 01:19:03,821 Yeah, a little bit. 1393 01:19:03,904 --> 01:19:05,739 I'm Brian, Lisa's cousin. How you doing? 1394 01:19:05,823 --> 01:19:07,825 Come on, I'll introduce you to everybody. 1395 01:19:50,544 --> 01:19:52,588 So pleased you were able to join us. 1396 01:19:52,671 --> 01:19:54,632 I want you to meet Mabel. 1397 01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:56,259 And Calvin. 1398 01:19:56,301 --> 01:19:57,427 How you doing? 1399 01:19:57,469 --> 01:19:59,638 This is Carlos, Lisa's fiance. 1400 01:20:03,977 --> 01:20:05,270 I'm Frankie. 1401 01:20:05,312 --> 01:20:06,646 I know who you are. 1402 01:20:06,688 --> 01:20:09,484 Mom, I was hoping that we could talk for a minute. 1403 01:20:09,525 --> 01:20:10,943 I can't talk to you now. 1404 01:20:10,985 --> 01:20:12,780 I'm talking to your sister about something more important. 1405 01:20:15,909 --> 01:20:18,912 I want you to take Carlos around and introduce him... 1406 01:20:18,995 --> 01:20:20,331 make him feel more comfortable. 1407 01:20:20,372 --> 01:20:21,332 We're talking. 1408 01:20:21,373 --> 01:20:22,958 And be happy about it. 1409 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,752 How can she be happy about it? 1410 01:20:24,835 --> 01:20:26,838 What would you know about being happy... 1411 01:20:26,922 --> 01:20:28,590 coming in here with some bus driver? 1412 01:20:28,673 --> 01:20:30,343 Can you not do this right now? 1413 01:20:30,384 --> 01:20:32,011 I'm tired of her in your ear... 1414 01:20:32,094 --> 01:20:34,264 about to ruin the best thing that ever happened to you. 1415 01:20:34,348 --> 01:20:36,391 Don't you mean the best thing that ever happened to you? 1416 01:20:36,475 --> 01:20:37,434 You can't listen to her... 1417 01:20:37,518 --> 01:20:39,979 'cause she has nothing, never will have anything... 1418 01:20:40,021 --> 01:20:41,856 and she's jealous of you because you're so beautiful... 1419 01:20:41,898 --> 01:20:43,400 Jealous? 1420 01:20:43,484 --> 01:20:45,027 You've always been jealous of our relationship, because... 1421 01:20:45,111 --> 01:20:47,154 You know I've always loved her more. 1422 01:20:47,238 --> 01:20:50,951 You just hate the idea that anybody might love me. 1423 01:20:51,034 --> 01:20:53,287 If that man loves you, he's a damn fool! 1424 01:20:53,371 --> 01:20:54,997 You are such a bitch. 1425 01:21:00,838 --> 01:21:03,258 Stop that fighting, I say! 1426 01:21:03,341 --> 01:21:05,761 "Girls Gone Wild, Senior Edition." 1427 01:21:08,764 --> 01:21:10,057 Stop that fighting! 1428 01:21:10,100 --> 01:21:11,977 I don't know where you came from! 1429 01:21:12,060 --> 01:21:14,396 You are so damn evil! 1430 01:21:14,479 --> 01:21:16,566 I am my mother's daughter! 1431 01:21:27,078 --> 01:21:30,541 Pray on 1432 01:21:30,624 --> 01:21:35,547 Just a little while longer 1433 01:21:36,298 --> 01:21:39,635 Pray on 1434 01:21:39,719 --> 01:21:43,307 Just a little while 1435 01:21:43,390 --> 01:21:45,893 Longer 1436 01:21:45,976 --> 01:21:49,647 Pray on 1437 01:21:49,731 --> 01:21:55,196 Just a little while longer 1438 01:21:55,279 --> 01:21:59,911 And everything, yes 1439 01:21:59,994 --> 01:22:04,165 Is gonna be all right 1440 01:22:34,285 --> 01:22:37,665 Is this what we paid for? 1441 01:22:39,333 --> 01:22:41,545 What is she talking about? 1442 01:22:41,628 --> 01:22:43,839 I'll tell you what she's talking about. 1443 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:49,178 This is the first family reunion... 1444 01:22:49,262 --> 01:22:52,808 we have had in five years. 1445 01:22:54,853 --> 01:22:56,729 Aunt Ruby... 1446 01:22:56,813 --> 01:23:00,067 she's ninety-six years old. 1447 01:23:01,527 --> 01:23:04,114 Ninety-six. 1448 01:23:06,116 --> 01:23:08,703 Family reunions... 1449 01:23:08,786 --> 01:23:13,167 are about uniting the family... 1450 01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:17,088 bringing together the young and the old. 1451 01:23:19,382 --> 01:23:21,009 Singing and dancing... 1452 01:23:21,050 --> 01:23:23,637 and thanking God, giving him the glory. 1453 01:23:24,388 --> 01:23:27,267 Thanking him for getting us over. 1454 01:23:29,102 --> 01:23:32,857 As we marched up the road... 1455 01:23:32,899 --> 01:23:34,525 this afternoon... 1456 01:23:35,903 --> 01:23:39,532 what we saw were young men gambling... 1457 01:23:39,616 --> 01:23:41,534 fighting, cussing... 1458 01:23:43,745 --> 01:23:46,290 women with no clothes on... 1459 01:23:46,373 --> 01:23:49,085 gyrating all over on this land. 1460 01:23:52,255 --> 01:23:53,758 Do you see this shack? 1461 01:23:55,593 --> 01:23:58,639 The man and woman who were born here... 1462 01:23:58,722 --> 01:24:01,725 gave birth to this generation. 1463 01:24:01,808 --> 01:24:04,270 They were slaves. 1464 01:24:04,312 --> 01:24:06,397 They worked this ground... 1465 01:24:07,066 --> 01:24:08,859 but they bought it... 1466 01:24:10,611 --> 01:24:13,156 from the widow of the slave owner... 1467 01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:15,660 and that's the kind of blood we have... 1468 01:24:15,743 --> 01:24:17,203 running through our veins. 1469 01:24:17,286 --> 01:24:20,415 That's the stock that we are made of. 1470 01:24:20,499 --> 01:24:21,708 What happened to us? 1471 01:24:24,336 --> 01:24:25,588 Who are you? 1472 01:24:25,630 --> 01:24:27,507 Do you know who you are? 1473 01:24:27,590 --> 01:24:30,594 What happened to the pride and the dignity... 1474 01:24:30,678 --> 01:24:34,474 and the love and respect that we had for one another? 1475 01:24:37,102 --> 01:24:38,729 Where did it go? 1476 01:24:40,189 --> 01:24:41,524 And how... 1477 01:24:43,151 --> 01:24:44,361 How do we get it back? 1478 01:24:47,156 --> 01:24:48,241 I'm 'a tell you. 1479 01:24:49,450 --> 01:24:52,329 Young black men, take your place. 1480 01:24:53,497 --> 01:24:54,915 We need you! 1481 01:24:54,999 --> 01:24:59,129 Your sons and daughters need you. 1482 01:24:59,171 --> 01:25:01,090 Did you understand what I just said? 1483 01:25:01,174 --> 01:25:04,093 You were sold off and had no choice, yes... 1484 01:25:04,177 --> 01:25:06,305 but now it's time to stay. 1485 01:25:06,388 --> 01:25:08,223 Take your place! 1486 01:25:09,433 --> 01:25:11,853 Now! Starting now! 1487 01:25:15,858 --> 01:25:16,859 Young black women... 1488 01:25:18,694 --> 01:25:22,032 you are more than your thighs and your hips. 1489 01:25:22,115 --> 01:25:25,203 You are beautiful, strong, powerful. 1490 01:25:25,286 --> 01:25:26,996 I want more from you! 1491 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,249 Take your place. 1492 01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:32,837 I want every single one of you... 1493 01:25:32,921 --> 01:25:35,715 young man, young woman... 1494 01:25:35,798 --> 01:25:38,594 turn to the next person... 1495 01:25:38,677 --> 01:25:41,388 standing alongside of you. 1496 01:25:41,473 --> 01:25:42,807 Grab them and hug them... 1497 01:25:42,891 --> 01:25:44,726 and tell them that you love 'em. 1498 01:25:46,103 --> 01:25:48,689 Tell them, "If you need anything, come to me." 1499 01:25:48,773 --> 01:25:51,318 "If you need somebody to talk to, come to me." 1500 01:25:51,401 --> 01:25:52,653 I love you, girl. 1501 01:25:52,736 --> 01:25:53,695 Thank you, girl. 1502 01:25:53,737 --> 01:25:55,198 "I'll give you the shoulder. 1503 01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:57,116 "I'll give you the hug. 1504 01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:59,202 "I'll feed you, I'll clothe you 1505 01:25:59,244 --> 01:26:01,038 "if you need it." 1506 01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:02,915 That's how you start... 1507 01:26:02,957 --> 01:26:04,209 from this moment. 1508 01:26:05,418 --> 01:26:08,421 When you leave this reunion today... 1509 01:26:09,423 --> 01:26:11,008 you take that with you. 1510 01:26:11,634 --> 01:26:12,969 God bless y'all. 1511 01:26:13,052 --> 01:26:14,179 God bless you. 1512 01:26:14,263 --> 01:26:15,222 God bless you, Grandma. 1513 01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:00,392 Vanessa just went to church looking for you. 1514 01:28:00,433 --> 01:28:01,686 What you doing here? 1515 01:28:01,727 --> 01:28:04,021 You two look lovely. 1516 01:28:04,063 --> 01:28:07,067 Looking like a big ol' pig wrapped in a purple blanket... 1517 01:28:07,109 --> 01:28:08,068 what you look like. 1518 01:28:08,110 --> 01:28:09,987 Shut up and put your shoes on. 1519 01:28:10,070 --> 01:28:12,282 Help that thing find his shoes so we can get out of here. 1520 01:28:15,786 --> 01:28:16,912 You all right? 1521 01:28:24,505 --> 01:28:25,631 Who is it? 1522 01:28:29,261 --> 01:28:31,054 You running from him? 1523 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,768 It's time to stop running, honey, and fight. 1524 01:28:40,316 --> 01:28:41,567 Come in. 1525 01:28:54,499 --> 01:28:56,085 Madea, you look lovely. 1526 01:28:57,837 --> 01:28:59,297 You ready for my wedding? 1527 01:28:59,380 --> 01:29:00,799 I only go to church for two reasons... 1528 01:29:00,883 --> 01:29:02,384 weddings and funerals. 1529 01:29:02,468 --> 01:29:04,303 Wonder what I'm dressed for today. 1530 01:29:07,390 --> 01:29:08,934 Don't you know it's bad luck... 1531 01:29:09,017 --> 01:29:10,978 for the groom to see the bride before the wedding? 1532 01:29:12,146 --> 01:29:14,316 In your case, it might be real bad luck. 1533 01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:17,110 You know I couldn't resist the love of my life. 1534 01:29:17,152 --> 01:29:18,863 You know she tried to sneak away from me last night? 1535 01:29:18,947 --> 01:29:19,948 She did, Madea. 1536 01:29:20,907 --> 01:29:23,327 Can we just have a moment alone? 1537 01:29:24,119 --> 01:29:26,497 In my house? Hell, no. 1538 01:29:26,580 --> 01:29:28,124 It's OK, Madea. 1539 01:29:28,208 --> 01:29:30,335 It's OK, just go. 1540 01:29:36,050 --> 01:29:38,053 Carlos, you look like you're hungry. 1541 01:29:41,349 --> 01:29:43,351 I got some hot grits over there on the stove. 1542 01:29:44,686 --> 01:29:47,273 Lisa, why don't you give Carlos some? 1543 01:29:48,691 --> 01:29:50,151 They hot. 1544 01:29:55,533 --> 01:29:57,702 Yeah, Carlos, you casket sharp. 1545 01:30:00,122 --> 01:30:01,331 Come on, y'all, let's go. 1546 01:30:14,389 --> 01:30:15,473 You must be out your mind. 1547 01:30:15,557 --> 01:30:17,058 You got me all over this city, walking around. 1548 01:30:17,142 --> 01:30:19,186 Y'all didn't even see where... 1549 01:30:28,072 --> 01:30:29,699 Is everything all right? 1550 01:30:29,741 --> 01:30:31,869 It's fine. I'd know that scream anywhere. 1551 01:30:31,911 --> 01:30:33,829 Come on, let's go to the church. 1552 01:30:33,913 --> 01:30:36,541 Praise the Lord. God is good. 1553 01:30:36,625 --> 01:30:37,959 She in there playing grit ball. 1554 01:31:24,641 --> 01:31:26,269 This place is nice. 1555 01:31:27,687 --> 01:31:29,146 Hey, all these bougie people. 1556 01:31:29,230 --> 01:31:30,941 - Hello. - Hi. 1557 01:31:32,985 --> 01:31:35,822 I don't like no stuck-up people like this. 1558 01:31:35,863 --> 01:31:37,156 When are we going to be able to go in? 1559 01:31:37,198 --> 01:31:38,701 That's what I want to know. 1560 01:31:38,784 --> 01:31:41,245 Where is she? She's late? 1561 01:31:41,328 --> 01:31:42,788 Oh, my God. Excuse me. 1562 01:31:42,871 --> 01:31:44,708 Excuse me. Calm down, everybody! 1563 01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:46,167 We're about to begin. 1564 01:31:46,209 --> 01:31:47,795 We're about to begin. 1565 01:31:47,837 --> 01:31:49,922 Hey, sweet thing. Don't I know you? 1566 01:31:50,006 --> 01:31:52,843 Excuse me? As if you could. 1567 01:31:52,884 --> 01:31:54,803 Now move, old man. Step aside. 1568 01:31:54,845 --> 01:31:57,223 Did that thang just push you, Joe? 1569 01:31:57,307 --> 01:31:58,308 Yeah, she did. She don't know us. 1570 01:31:58,349 --> 01:32:00,143 We're Baptists. We'll tear this church up. 1571 01:32:01,312 --> 01:32:03,188 You don't know me. I will set it off in here. 1572 01:32:03,230 --> 01:32:05,232 I will do a drive-by in this church. 1573 01:32:05,316 --> 01:32:06,651 You better be glad you're at church. 1574 01:32:06,693 --> 01:32:09,362 Jesus just saved your life. Hallelu-yer. 1575 01:32:09,446 --> 01:32:10,615 OK, listen now. 1576 01:32:10,698 --> 01:32:13,034 You old people getting on my nerves now. 1577 01:32:13,117 --> 01:32:16,788 I'm trying to make this event as professional as possible. 1578 01:32:17,998 --> 01:32:20,001 That's why I can hardly work with black people now... 1579 01:32:21,377 --> 01:32:23,379 always late and ignorant. 1580 01:32:23,421 --> 01:32:25,174 Y'all better tell someone. She don't know me. 1581 01:32:25,215 --> 01:32:27,718 She don't know me. She don't know I'm a thug. 1582 01:32:27,801 --> 01:32:30,013 I'm a real thug. I shot Tupac. 1583 01:32:30,055 --> 01:32:31,556 I did, the first time. 1584 01:32:31,598 --> 01:32:32,891 We was arguing over a parking spot. 1585 01:32:32,975 --> 01:32:34,644 I didn't kill him though. That wasn't me. 1586 01:32:35,937 --> 01:32:38,565 Just a minute. Where are your dresses? 1587 01:32:38,649 --> 01:32:40,692 What is the problem? 1588 01:32:45,907 --> 01:32:47,660 Not quite what you expected. 1589 01:32:50,829 --> 01:32:52,791 I'm not getting married today. 1590 01:33:00,467 --> 01:33:05,682 I've been beaten every day since we got engaged. 1591 01:33:13,023 --> 01:33:16,403 And I've tried to make excuses for him... 1592 01:33:16,444 --> 01:33:18,447 over and over and over again. 1593 01:33:21,242 --> 01:33:26,790 But it's time for me to start making my own decisions... 1594 01:33:28,167 --> 01:33:31,129 and live for Lisa. 1595 01:33:36,970 --> 01:33:38,471 That's right. 1596 01:33:41,767 --> 01:33:44,729 I feel sorry for you. One day you'll see. 1597 01:33:44,812 --> 01:33:47,941 Ah, Victoria, shut up! We feel sorry for you. 1598 01:33:49,026 --> 01:33:50,820 That child got her own life to live. 1599 01:33:50,862 --> 01:33:53,323 You need to go get one and stop trying to live hers. 1600 01:33:53,364 --> 01:33:58,955 I just hate that all my hard work has gone to waste. 1601 01:33:59,039 --> 01:34:00,123 It doesn't have to. 1602 01:34:10,218 --> 01:34:11,386 What are you doing? 1603 01:34:16,059 --> 01:34:17,603 Do you love me? 1604 01:34:23,860 --> 01:34:24,861 I love you. 1605 01:34:26,072 --> 01:34:27,114 Prove it. 1606 01:34:28,282 --> 01:34:29,700 Marry me. 1607 01:34:29,784 --> 01:34:34,122 You want me to marry you? 1608 01:34:34,873 --> 01:34:37,085 Right now. Right here. 1609 01:34:47,180 --> 01:34:48,223 All right, all right. 1610 01:34:48,306 --> 01:34:50,643 Get them to the holding area. 1611 01:34:50,726 --> 01:34:52,395 Get a tux on him. 1612 01:34:52,478 --> 01:34:54,022 Go, move, people! 1613 01:34:55,148 --> 01:34:56,942 Come back over here, people. 1614 01:34:57,025 --> 01:34:59,612 There will be a wedding here today. 1615 01:34:59,696 --> 01:35:01,572 All is not lost. 1616 01:35:01,656 --> 01:35:03,033 Ladies and gentlemen... 1617 01:35:03,909 --> 01:35:05,494 I give you... 1618 01:35:06,412 --> 01:35:09,582 Paris in springtime. 1619 01:35:23,099 --> 01:35:24,726 Come right in. 1620 01:35:27,938 --> 01:35:29,733 This is so gorgeous. 1621 01:35:42,289 --> 01:35:46,419 The sun has come. The mists have gone. 1622 01:35:46,461 --> 01:35:49,590 We see in the distance our long way home. 1623 01:35:51,008 --> 01:35:54,095 I was always yours to have. 1624 01:35:54,137 --> 01:35:55,764 You were always mine. 1625 01:35:56,766 --> 01:35:58,559 We have loved each other... 1626 01:35:58,643 --> 01:36:00,353 in and out of time. 1627 01:36:01,772 --> 01:36:04,066 When the first stone... 1628 01:36:04,149 --> 01:36:06,861 Iooked up at the blazing sun... 1629 01:36:06,944 --> 01:36:09,572 and the first tree struggled up... 1630 01:36:09,656 --> 01:36:11,283 from the forest floor... 1631 01:36:12,284 --> 01:36:15,705 I had always loved you more. 1632 01:36:15,789 --> 01:36:21,962 You freed your braids, gave your hair to the breeze. 1633 01:36:22,004 --> 01:36:24,925 It hummed like a hive of honeybees. 1634 01:36:25,008 --> 01:36:30,598 I reached in the mass for the sweet honeycomb there. 1635 01:36:31,683 --> 01:36:33,686 God, how I loved your hair. 1636 01:36:34,687 --> 01:36:38,942 You saw me bludgeoned by circumstance... 1637 01:36:39,025 --> 01:36:42,863 Iost, injured, hurt by chance. 1638 01:36:44,448 --> 01:36:48,370 I screamed to the heavens... 1639 01:36:48,453 --> 01:36:50,497 Ioudly screamed... 1640 01:36:51,874 --> 01:36:55,504 trying to change our nightmares into dreams. 1641 01:36:55,587 --> 01:36:59,759 The sun has come. The mists have gone. 1642 01:36:59,843 --> 01:37:03,555 We see in the distance our long way home. 1643 01:37:03,638 --> 01:37:05,766 I was yours to have... 1644 01:37:05,850 --> 01:37:08,602 and you were always mine. 1645 01:37:08,686 --> 01:37:11,356 We loved each other in and out... 1646 01:37:11,440 --> 01:37:15,778 in and out, in and out of time. 1647 01:37:33,925 --> 01:37:37,180 It seems like forever 1648 01:37:37,263 --> 01:37:41,435 That I have waited for you 1649 01:37:41,518 --> 01:37:45,982 In a world of disappointment 1650 01:37:46,066 --> 01:37:48,860 One thing is true 1651 01:37:50,654 --> 01:37:53,157 God has blessed me 1652 01:37:54,451 --> 01:37:58,372 And he's blessed you, too 1653 01:37:58,455 --> 01:38:02,502 In a world of lonely people 1654 01:38:02,585 --> 01:38:05,089 I found you 1655 01:38:05,964 --> 01:38:10,011 Just take my hand 1656 01:38:10,095 --> 01:38:12,973 And hold me close 1657 01:38:14,600 --> 01:38:18,021 And don't 1658 01:38:18,105 --> 01:38:22,985 Let me go 1659 01:38:23,027 --> 01:38:25,989 You for me 1660 01:38:26,073 --> 01:38:30,662 And me for you 1661 01:38:30,745 --> 01:38:33,331 Together we'll make 1662 01:38:33,415 --> 01:38:38,796 One 1663 01:38:38,838 --> 01:38:42,467 We were once strangers 1664 01:38:42,509 --> 01:38:45,221 All by ourselves 1665 01:38:47,390 --> 01:38:49,768 Living, living alone 1666 01:38:49,852 --> 01:38:53,231 With no one else 1667 01:38:55,316 --> 01:38:57,653 But here you are 1668 01:38:59,030 --> 01:39:02,409 And it's so, so sweet 1669 01:39:03,201 --> 01:39:04,161 God must have done this 1670 01:39:04,202 --> 01:39:05,328 Frankie. 1671 01:39:06,288 --> 01:39:09,792 Made you for me 1672 01:39:09,876 --> 01:39:11,170 Today, this is special. 1673 01:39:11,211 --> 01:39:13,422 I was prepared to speak for Lisa and Carlos... 1674 01:39:13,505 --> 01:39:15,717 but since I'm a little ill-prepared... 1675 01:39:15,800 --> 01:39:18,887 maybe you should just say what's on your heart. 1676 01:39:28,940 --> 01:39:30,026 I never... 1677 01:39:31,444 --> 01:39:33,781 thought that I could meet someone like you. 1678 01:39:35,240 --> 01:39:37,242 You are my friend... 1679 01:39:39,579 --> 01:39:41,623 you are my smile... 1680 01:39:43,417 --> 01:39:45,628 you are my everything. 1681 01:39:49,466 --> 01:39:51,928 You are a breath-taking reflection... 1682 01:39:52,011 --> 01:39:54,430 of God's heart for me... 1683 01:39:55,598 --> 01:39:57,768 of how he pursued me... 1684 01:39:57,851 --> 01:39:59,561 and loved me... 1685 01:40:01,731 --> 01:40:04,317 even when I didn't love myself. 1686 01:40:06,946 --> 01:40:08,781 You held my hand in the darkness... 1687 01:40:10,409 --> 01:40:12,911 and you pulled me out into the light. 1688 01:40:17,291 --> 01:40:20,879 I love you, Frankie Henderson. 1689 01:40:20,963 --> 01:40:22,631 You are my light... 1690 01:40:26,553 --> 01:40:28,973 and it doesn't matter what happens... 1691 01:40:29,056 --> 01:40:31,225 in this life... 1692 01:40:32,978 --> 01:40:34,896 as long as you're with me. 1693 01:40:37,442 --> 01:40:39,402 When I look at you... 1694 01:40:44,033 --> 01:40:45,576 I know that there's a God... 1695 01:40:51,375 --> 01:40:54,128 and that he loved me so much... 1696 01:40:55,589 --> 01:40:58,008 that he took the time to create you... 1697 01:41:01,179 --> 01:41:02,221 just for me. 1698 01:41:05,851 --> 01:41:07,728 I love you... 1699 01:41:09,647 --> 01:41:11,191 past my mind... 1700 01:41:11,274 --> 01:41:13,319 beyond my heart. 1701 01:41:16,614 --> 01:41:18,408 I love you for my soul... 1702 01:41:23,373 --> 01:41:25,124 and that's the space... 1703 01:41:25,208 --> 01:41:28,170 where only you and God dwell. 1704 01:41:31,048 --> 01:41:32,550 After that... 1705 01:41:32,634 --> 01:41:35,470 there is nothing to say. 1706 01:41:35,553 --> 01:41:37,139 Kiss your bride. 1707 01:42:18,231 --> 01:42:20,316 You really are a beautiful couple. 1708 01:42:24,238 --> 01:42:25,281 Really beautiful. 1709 01:43:40,289 --> 01:43:41,290 Yeah, you're on the mark. 1710 01:43:47,549 --> 01:43:48,716 You must be Carlos, man. 1711 01:43:48,800 --> 01:43:49,968 - Yes. - How you doin'? 1712 01:43:50,051 --> 01:43:52,012 - I'm good. - Good to meet you. 1713 01:43:52,054 --> 01:43:53,472 Is it that obvious? 1714 01:43:53,556 --> 01:43:54,682 What, that you're Carlos? 1715 01:43:54,765 --> 01:43:56,017 - I'm Carlos. - Yeah, it is. 1716 01:43:56,059 --> 01:43:57,727 - I'm Carlos. - I can tell. 1717 01:43:57,811 --> 01:43:59,729 Maybe we can get this take again. 1718 01:43:59,771 --> 01:44:01,441 - Yeah. - Ok. All right. 1719 01:44:05,237 --> 01:44:07,614 And, action. 1720 01:44:10,535 --> 01:44:12,412 Excuse me. 1721 01:44:12,454 --> 01:44:15,624 I'm a little old. I can't hold it. 1722 01:44:15,708 --> 01:44:17,543 That's OK. 1723 01:44:25,303 --> 01:44:27,723 They tell me you're gonna take her out somewhere. 1724 01:44:27,765 --> 01:44:29,391 Yep. I'm gonna take her out. 1725 01:44:29,433 --> 01:44:31,059 Oh. Where you goin'? 1726 01:44:31,101 --> 01:44:33,062 Just this place around the corner. 1727 01:44:33,104 --> 01:44:35,023 It's a nice Italian place. 1728 01:44:35,106 --> 01:44:37,943 That ain't where you goin'. You're going to a poetry bar. 1729 01:44:37,985 --> 01:44:39,987 That's true. We're going to a poetry bar. 1730 01:44:40,070 --> 01:44:42,073 - Let's start over. - Ok. 1731 01:44:43,909 --> 01:44:46,287 Read the script next time. 1732 01:44:49,040 --> 01:44:50,375 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1733 01:45:10,233 --> 01:45:11,400 I don't even know where you at. 1734 01:45:15,489 --> 01:45:16,573 Am I loose enough? 1735 01:45:28,004 --> 01:45:30,423 The year is 2045... 1736 01:45:30,507 --> 01:45:32,760 and I am Michael Jackson... 1737 01:45:32,844 --> 01:45:35,597 and we're on tour with my brothers. 1738 01:45:35,681 --> 01:45:38,016 Here's my brother, Jermaine. 1739 01:45:38,851 --> 01:45:41,146 Do you remember him? 1740 01:45:41,187 --> 01:45:43,189 This is my brother Tito. 1741 01:45:43,273 --> 01:45:46,944 And you gotta remember little Janet. 1742 01:45:49,364 --> 01:45:51,324 Ya'll still here at the movies? It's over. 1743 01:45:52,284 --> 01:45:54,829 You can go home now. You enjoy yourself? 1744 01:45:56,205 --> 01:45:57,331 Lord have mercy. 1745 01:45:57,373 --> 01:45:59,418 Honey, don't bring your baby to the movie no more. 1746 01:45:59,501 --> 01:46:00,544 That is rude as hell. 1747 01:46:00,627 --> 01:46:02,672 People trying to watch this movie and you bring... 1748 01:46:02,714 --> 01:46:05,550 that crying child in here through the whole movie. 1749 01:46:05,633 --> 01:46:07,178 What is your problem? I hate that. 1750 01:46:08,387 --> 01:46:10,389 Why they sell popcorn at a movie theater? 1751 01:46:10,473 --> 01:46:12,392 That is the loudest food you can have. 1752 01:46:12,434 --> 01:46:13,810 Why don't ya'll get something else? 1753 01:46:13,894 --> 01:46:16,856 Get something that don't cause no noise. 1754 01:46:18,274 --> 01:46:19,776 And look at Junebug back in the back... 1755 01:46:19,859 --> 01:46:21,528 with a video camera trying to bootleg it. 1756 01:46:21,570 --> 01:46:23,572 You know they waiting on to get something. 1757 01:46:23,655 --> 01:46:25,366 You see her over there? 1758 01:46:25,450 --> 01:46:27,660 You see her? 1759 01:46:29,747 --> 01:46:31,123 That dress is too small. 1760 01:46:33,042 --> 01:46:35,212 Pull your pants up, honey. Them ain't lowriders. 1761 01:46:37,005 --> 01:46:38,590 Her butt just too big. 1762 01:46:38,674 --> 01:46:40,218 She couldn't get 'em up. 1763 01:46:41,302 --> 01:46:43,305 Lord have mercy. All right, go on. 1764 01:46:43,388 --> 01:46:45,557 The movie over. I'll see you later.