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Here she is! Voted sexiest physician
in New York City
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over the last six years, by me.
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It was unanimous.
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What's up, dummy? I missed you last night.
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I missed you too.
How many lives did you save?
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- Just three.
- Three? You're not counting me?
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You save my life every day.
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- I feel alive when I'm with you.
- Aw, you're so sweet.
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- You're clearly in a good mood.
- I am in a good mood.
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It's this Adweek article.
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- It's so good.
- Yes, look at my man!
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Your little lean over the desk
is real cute.
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No, no, it's not cute.
That's a power lean.
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I'm asserting my dominance.
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Means we're a power couple, babe.
A power couple.
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Speaking of that,
Mayo Clinic needs my decision ASAP.
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That's really big. That puts you
in position to be the head of surgery.
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I know, but it just doesn't feel right.
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Besides, I'm excited for this
next chapter of us here together.
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{\an8}"Miami Bitches"?
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{\an8}- I've been doing a lot of thinking.
- What's goin' on?
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- And I'm just… I'm ready to do this.
- What the fuck?
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You gotta be shittin' me.
I know you fuckin' lyin'.
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- Uh-uh.
- Babe, for real?
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What the fuck? No.
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That is not the answer I wanna hear after
saying I'm excited for our next chapter.
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Babe, no. I just got
a bunch of random text messages,
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and it ended with a dick doin' a windmill.
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- That's what I'm referrin' to.
- You're having an eventful morning.
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So I'm gonna let you handle that,
and you just holler at me later, okay?
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Okay, we'll talk later. Hey. Hey!
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I love you.
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- Love you.
- Savin' my life.
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Clear!
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- Morning, Joe.
- How you doin'?
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- Hi, Joe.
- Good morning, Tracy.
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Amazing job on that presentation.
Super proud of you guys.
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- Oh, thanks.
- There he is.
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- Oh!
- Our new chief creative officer!
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No, Barry, don't do that. Don't jinx me.
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Nobody's made an official decision.
Put it back in your pants until they do.
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Everybody knows
you're the boss man's top pick.
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Just stop. What the fuck are you wearing?
What is that on your face?
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- These? Smart glasses.
- What?
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I'm building a campaign
for this bullshit wearables company.
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It's got Internet, I can listen to music.
And it records video.
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You're recording me right now?
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Don't look at me like that.
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Your eyes gettin' all weird. Are they
the Pervert 7000s? What the fuck?
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They have a whole suite of wearables.
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Look at this necklace.
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- That's a camera too?
- It's a sexy body cam.
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Oh, shit. Is that the campaign?
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- Absolutely not.
- Fuck, yeah.
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- No.
- Sexy body cam.
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I don't know what you're trying.
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But I'm not the audience.
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- See the world from between your nipples.
- Look, Barry, you gotta see this.
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I got added to a random group chat.
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- The hell is this?
- I don't know.
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Boys! Men! In 24 hours,
we touch down in Miami
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to give away Mason Moses.
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- Aka Emily's bitch!
- Aaah!
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- "Emily's bitch"?
- Show up with a good attitude.
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And yes, I'm talkin' to you, Hunter.
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No one gives a shit about your breakup,
you giant white pussy.
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I have secured a Deluxe BNB
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that can only be described as
"within our agreed-upon budget."
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Oh my God.
It looks like a goddamn prison cell.
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And, yeah, it looks sus.
But that's 'cause we're broke, okay?
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- What?
- But for three days, we get Mason!
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Before he puts his penis in dick jail.
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- Clink!
- You know what? I'm gonna help these guys.
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- What… what are you doing?
- "Hey, guys, my name is Joe."
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"Uh, one of you is an idiot,
and you can't type for shit,
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which is why I am in the chat."
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"No worries.
I was young and broke once too."
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"I come bearing gifts."
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"Here's… $200 via Venmo."
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"Consider your first round
of drinks on me."
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Did you actually just pay them?
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Yeah, I did.
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- Okay.
- Real recognizes real.
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These guys just don't stop.
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They're inviting me.
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- To Miami?
- Yeah, they want me to go.
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Joe, they're ready for you.
Terry can't wait to see your presentation.
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- You have the presentation ready?
- Yeah, of course.
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I got this.
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Each generation has a moment
where we define who we are.
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There's no cap.
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Where we see our ops gettin' dubs
and say, "Bet, we about to eat, fam."
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'Cause we on some vibey-type shit.
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And now that it's our time,
we're gonna rizz all over it.
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Unlimited Premium Vodka.
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Barry?
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Mmm?
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Rizz up.
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Oh, I don't need a clap.
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You don't have to clap.
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Ugh. That was so cringe.
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- Yeah.
- Sorry, Daniel, what'd you say?
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I said it was cringe, Joe.
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- Everybody, I'm gonna need the room, okay?
- Yeah.
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- All right. Let's, uh…
- Joe, could you hold back?
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You know, your last three campaigns,
they've been total misses for Gen Z.
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That Fanta ad where the two bottles
are talking about changing pronouns
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from "he" to "him"
to "refreshing" and "delicious,"
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I… What the fuck was that?
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- Just trying to be inclusive...
- I mean, the sales just tanked.
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The board has said that
if you can't land Unlimited as a client,
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then we're gonna have to do a pivot
and maybe bring in somebody younger
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for the chief creative officer
position, okay?
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Somebody like… you know, Daniel.
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- You're talkin' about that Daniel?
- Yeah.
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You just don't seem to get
youth culture anymore.
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I mean,
if we're gonna survive as an agency,
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we can't be seen as old.
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Then let me… let me win
the Unlimited campaign back.
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Give me a chance to win it back.
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Terry, give me 72 hours.
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Let me go get it.
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If you can land that Unlimited campaign,
then… the CCO is yours.
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But if you fuck me,
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you'll be out of a job.
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I will not fuck you.
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I can't lose this job.
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You always talk
about startin' your own shop.
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So maybe now is the moment, okay?
I'll come work for you.
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Barry, I say a lot of shit. Just because
I say it doesn't mean I'mma do it.
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I've been climbin' this corporate ladder
for ten years.
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Ten years I've been climbin' this ladder.
I'm not ready to jump off.
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More importantly, what the fuck
am I gonna say to Jen? She just moved in.
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Goddamn kids. No, guys.
They're tryin' to get me to come party.
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I'm not goin' to go party with a bunch
of 20-something-year-olds. No, thank you.
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Oh, my.
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Barry, the group chat. The bachelor party.
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What about it?
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What if this is my opportunity
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to get feet first
in a manner like nobody else has?
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Matter of fact, my pitch, basically,
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is comin' from their mouths
straight to the CEO's.
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Are we sure you're actually invited?
Or are they just fucking with you?
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No, I'm not. So we put a feeler out.
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- A feeler. See what they say.
- Put out a feeler.
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"All right, guys, look, if you want me
to go, I'll consider on one condition."
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Oh, somebody's typin'.
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Oh, you fuckin' with me, huh?
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All right, well,
"How about if I foot the bill for this?"
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Hey! Have you seen my Just for Men?
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Yes, baby, it's right here,
but I don't think you need it.
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I like the silver fox look.
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No, when them grays start popping,
you gotta take it down.
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- That's why I need it. Was it downstairs?
- Yes.
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Leavin' stuff all over the place.
Losin' my mind.
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- Okay, well, what are you packing for?
- Uh…
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- I don't want you to panic. Be cool.
- Okay.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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- I didn't get the promotion.
- Wait, what?
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- The pitch tanked.
- What happened?
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- Terry feels like I'm gettin' too old.
- Damn!
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- I'm sorry, baby.
- It's fine. Right?
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Like, I don't really agree
with the whole "I'm gettin' old" thing,
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but, uh… that's how he feels, you know?
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I think that's nuts. Ouch.
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But it is what it is.
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But it's cool, that gives me a second
to kinda reprioritize things in my life.
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Get myself together, think about
things that are important to me as a man.
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When I talk about takin' a leap,
it means change.
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You cannot be afraid of change.
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I think that I'm at a… a point
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where I just wanna make
better decisions for us.
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- Yes.
- Do more for us.
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- Yes. Yes.
- Be more for us.
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I'mma go to Miami.
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What?
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Remember the group chat where
I had the guys in there? I'm gonna go.
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I think I can fix this pitch
by studying them in Miami.
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So you're gonna go
to a stranger's bachelor party?
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Yeah.
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I feel like a fool.
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Oh, sh…
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Okay.
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Hey, you didn't think
I was proposin', did you?
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Yes! The commitment, settling down?
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Come on, now, what about
those things scream "proposal"?
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Joe, you're on one knee.
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Yeah, uh, 'cause
I'm puttin' stuff in my bag.
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Okay, wait. Okay.
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Oh, God.
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Babe, I don't think you understand
the magnitude of what's going on,
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so just let me… let me
break it down for you, okay?
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I am in jeopardy of losing my job.
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That means my plan
for our future together is in shambles.
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I'm sorry, babe.
The last thing on my mind is marriage.
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Excuse me?
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What did you say?
What does that even mean?
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We're kids. Like, we're so young.
Why are you...
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- We're not kids.
- What is happening right now?
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What do you want me to do, hmm?
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You want me to wait around
for you to grow up?
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Please don't make me do that.
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I really hope
you enjoy that bachelor party.
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Well, that means a lot. Thank you.
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Hey, babe.
Just touched down in Miami.
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I'm feeling a little bit weird
about the way that we left things.
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I just want you know that I love you.
Call me when you can.
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Hey!
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It's the fake freshman!
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- Hey, guys.
- What's up, unc?
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- You good?
- Yeah, sounded like you said "unc."
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- Oh, well, I… I did.
- Yeah.
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- OG.
- Okay.
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I don't know who's who. You're
just a bunch of numbers in my phone.
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I got you. Uh, I'm Nick, best man.
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- Hey. Okay?
- Okay. Got it.
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This racially ambiguous pussy
is the bride-to-be,
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my best friend, Mason Moses.
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Mason Moses. How you doin'?
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- Nice to meet you.
- Hey, he's taking a big step, man.
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- I'm real proud of you, dawg.
- Thank you.
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Shut the fuck up, bitch.
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I'm not proud of you for shit. Getting
married's for pussies. You're a big pussy.
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Anyways, uh, this is Hunter.
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- Yeah.
- More of a gatherer, but good guy.
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Hunter. How are you, man?
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- How are ya?
- Good.
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Is there a last name,
or is it just Hunter?
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It was gonna be Mr. Matthews
if things had worked out.
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Bro, fuck her, dawg. Let it go.
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That sounds really nice, actually.
I would love to fuck her.
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- You were gonna take her last name?
- Yeah, why wouldn't I?
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00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:29,833
Be the honor of my life.
234
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,791
Okay. Got it. Hunter.
235
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,708
- Hunter it is.
- Yeah, and then there's, uh…
236
00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,708
Oh, where the fuck is Freshman?
237
00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:38,041
Oh!
238
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,416
- Bad dog!
- Whoa.
239
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,916
Hey. Don't go over there.
There's a dog over there. He is not happy.
240
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,791
I tried to climb that fence,
but I couldn't.
241
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,500
You didn't have to do all that.
Joe's here.
242
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:50,958
He's got the code. He'll let us in.
243
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:53,000
- Oh.
- Joe, this is Freshman.
244
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,875
Oh, you old. Like, vintage.
245
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,583
- Freshman, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
246
00:11:57,666 --> 00:11:59,208
Why they call you Freshman?
247
00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:01,666
Nobody knows for real.
It's been so long, we've all forgotten.
248
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:04,125
We call you Freshman
'cause you repeated freshman year.
249
00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,333
Oh!
250
00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:07,416
Yeah, it was…
it was way harder the second time.
251
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,750
- They added letters to the math.
- Aah.
252
00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,666
- Yeah.
- What do you say we check out the spot?
253
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:14,125
- Absolutely, right?
- Let us in, Joe. Come on.
254
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,166
Let's, uh… check it out.
255
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,458
Hey, y'all think this real gold?
256
00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:26,458
- Don't blow the lights, dawg!
- Shit!
257
00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:28,041
Whoa, look at the backyard, bro!
258
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,541
- Looks like a football field.
- This room is insane.
259
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:37,958
Mason, look! It's like a forest out here!
260
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:39,416
With no trees.
261
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:44,083
Hey, guys! Can we live here forever?
262
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:45,166
Please?
263
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,166
Hey, what'd I say? Paradise, right?
264
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,958
- Whoo!
- Yes, sir.
265
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,583
Yo. All right, listen. Let's talk about
the itinerary for tonight.
266
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:55,500
We gotta make some bad decisions.
We gotta get Mason arrested, okay?
267
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,125
So, tonight, party bus.
We tear up South Beach.
268
00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,541
- No survivors.
- Hmm!
269
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,833
Then, tomorrow morning, we grilling
and chilling by the pool. No survivors.
270
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,875
- Uh-huh.
- Nick, I like where you at, man.
271
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,791
This y'all first time partying
with the big dog.
272
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,375
- Ooh!
- Yeah. And I plan on bein' off the leash.
273
00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:11,750
So I could bite anybody.
274
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,375
Gotta kick it off with a big bang.
275
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,708
Pow! Pow! Got a gift for y'all.
276
00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:17,500
Oh, you ain't gotta do that. That's...
277
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:18,750
No, I had to.
278
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:21,000
We gonna party, we got to party right.
279
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,125
Yeah.
280
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,583
Let me get it. Let me get my...
281
00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:25,500
- Up.
- No, I got it. There you go.
282
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:26,625
- Wow.
- Oh, okay.
283
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:29,250
There you go.
You said you don't wanna survive, right?
284
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:31,625
Whoomp, there it is.
285
00:13:31,708 --> 00:13:34,208
- Ooh…
- No survivors!
286
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,083
Damn! Okay.
287
00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,625
You know
they sell alcohol here too, right?
288
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:41,625
- Thank you, bro, for all the booze.
- Yeah.
289
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,833
- It's maybe too much?
- No, man, ain't no such thing.
290
00:13:44,916 --> 00:13:47,166
- Just told you, you with the big dog now.
- Right.
291
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,625
It's my job to make sure
you guys have a good time.
292
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:50,750
- Thanks.
- I mean that.
293
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:54,166
Sure, it's a little bit weird
that this old man got us all this alcohol,
294
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,166
but this little man got
a big wallet, boys.
295
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,333
He's flexin'. Thank you, bro.
We appreciate it.
296
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,291
- Hey!
- Oh!
297
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,958
Mmm. He said it.
298
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,541
He a little angry leprechaun.
299
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,750
Nick, I meant to ask you, man. I saw
that invite video. It was really good.
300
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,125
- Oh, thanks.
- Is that your gig?
301
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:12,958
Oh, no, Nick's unemployed.
This weekend is basically his whole life.
302
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,041
Oh.
303
00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,375
Just like Elizabeth was mine. Heh.
304
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:19,583
Yeah, you know what? I'm not unemployed.
I'm just in between careers.
305
00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:21,291
- You and E broke up?
- Yeah, man.
306
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,833
That was the love of your life, man.
She was perfect.
307
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:24,958
That must've hurt.
308
00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:27,416
Just saying, guys, it's gonna be
a lot of tears this weekend.
309
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,541
Hey, fuck that. No tears.
310
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,208
May turn this bitch into Eat, Pray, Love.
311
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,500
Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey!
312
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,166
I just told y'all the big dog is here.
Come on, now!
313
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,583
If anything, it's gonna be tears of joy.
You hear me?
314
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,708
And you already know the vibes.
315
00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:42,500
Got him.
316
00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,541
Aah! Look, I'm gonna make drinks.
317
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:47,708
You wanna get things started,
do it yourself.
318
00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:51,000
Four… Rob Roys.
319
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,125
Yeah. Shaken, not stirred.
320
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,625
I'm gonna make sure he's not drugging us.
321
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:55,708
- Yep.
- Good idea.
322
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:58,208
- Uh…
- This place is nuts.
323
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:00,166
- Joe! How you doing, bro?
- Hey.
324
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,833
- I'm good, man. This is cool.
- Yeah. Yeah.
325
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:05,666
I just wanted to tell you, bro,
uh, it's really weird that you came.
326
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,708
- Really?
- I had no idea you were, like, 50.
327
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:09,916
No, man, I'm 40.
328
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,125
Oh, 40, yeah.
That's… that's still so many years to be.
329
00:15:14,208 --> 00:15:17,083
No, man, 40 is the new 20.
330
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,000
It's a lot.
331
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,833
Look, man, if I offended you in the chat,
332
00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:21,875
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
333
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,458
I was just messin' around.
I hope you didn't take that seriously.
334
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:25,708
Joe. Joe, we're good.
335
00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,666
- Okay.
- It's like I'm hanging with my dad.
336
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:28,750
Or not.
337
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:32,916
Listen, all I'm trying to say is this
is me and Mason's, like, last hang
338
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,666
before he does this crazy marriage thing.
339
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,250
- He going to jail, pretty much.
- Mmm.
340
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,291
That woman is scary.
341
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,041
- She not gonna let him out the house.
- Yeah.
342
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,750
It's a big deal that
we spend time together
343
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,083
and kinda keep this a perfect weekend.
344
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:47,125
I get it, but I wanna let you know
so you can be more comfortable.
345
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,041
- I'm here to hang with the gang.
- Okay.
346
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,083
I ain't here to get in the way.
I'm out the way.
347
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:54,791
And if I ever get in the way, then you
pull me to the side and say, "Joe, move."
348
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:55,791
- Okay?
- Okay.
349
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:58,333
- I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down.
- All right. We good?
350
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,208
- Yeah, we good. This is great.
- Come on, Joe. All right.
351
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:04,916
Hey, we ain't going nowhere
until y'all finish these Rob Roys!
352
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,583
All right, Joe.
353
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,125
You...
354
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:11,958
I know you fucking lying.
355
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:13,875
I mean, come on, Joe.
356
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,041
Fuck, man!
357
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,708
You just... Oh, that's terrific.
358
00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:22,041
We can find somewhere to go
in this Miami book.
359
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,375
Freshman, where'd you get that?
360
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:26,083
A lady at the airport gave it to me.
She was nice.
361
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,333
Bro, this is in Arabic.
362
00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:31,000
- And it got pictures in it.
- Hey, if you like it, I love it.
363
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,416
Oh, God.
364
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,416
Hey, Jaze, we recorded this earlier.
365
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
At the old mansion.
366
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,458
Some guy walked in
the boss's summer closet.
367
00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:09,583
- He's got a lot of nerve.
- Ah, fuck.
368
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:12,666
- Okay, did you lock the door?
- Just like you said, yeah.
369
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,041
- And you put that little label on it?
- Yeah.
370
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:17,041
He's taking the boss's clothes.
371
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,166
All right. Relax. It's okay, man.
372
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:22,583
If I knew using Deluxe BNB would
attract renters that were such assholes,
373
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,375
I would not have used Deluxe BNB.
374
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,916
We're gonna turn this into a win.
That's what we do.
375
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,041
Keep his security deposit,
double his cleaning fee,
376
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,125
charge for repairs,
upsell him on the missing items.
377
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,458
- You got it, boss.
- One more thing.
378
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,041
I want you to watch this guy.
379
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,166
Oh, shit, here she comes.
380
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,416
I don't know. I feel ridiculous, but this
is all I could find on such short notice.
381
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,416
Nah, man, you look like a bad genie.
382
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:52,625
- I like it.
- Yeah?
383
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:54,083
He looks great, right, guys?
384
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,833
Yeah, man, you look like shorter Pitbull.
385
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,375
Yeah.
386
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,666
Gotta get two.
387
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:10,625
- Oh, we gotta get beer.
- What about this?
388
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:11,916
- Prosecco?
- Yeah.
389
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,208
No. Know what that is?
390
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:14,708
- This is my mom drink.
- Exactly.
391
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:16,125
Note to self.
392
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:19,375
The younger generation.
You know, it's not just about the product,
393
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,458
but it's about what they mix
with the product.
394
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:22,458
What's the right drink?
395
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,375
Hey, what's up, Joe?
396
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,958
- Hey.
- What was that?
397
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,833
I was about to make a call. Just… Nothin'.
398
00:18:27,916 --> 00:18:28,875
And what's that?
399
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,291
Oh, necessary.
400
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,083
- Yeah.
- Oh, okay. Whatever, man.
401
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,541
I'm just noticing you're not
buying a lot of alcohol. So…
402
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,208
What's your deal? You… you more of a…
403
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,166
Do I have allergies?
404
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:42,416
- I don't understand what you're asking me.
- Cocaine! Do you do cocaine?
405
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,916
No! I'm not no cocaine guy.
406
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,375
It's my rule. No more cocaine.
407
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,541
Last time I did it,
I was watchin' the Scarface movie.
408
00:18:47,625 --> 00:18:50,625
While I was watching the movie, my wires
got crossed. I ended up blacking out.
409
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:54,208
I don't know. I turn into a different
guy when I do cocaine. So no cocaine.
410
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:55,500
It happens to me too.
411
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,583
- With Chinese food.
- Oh, that's bad.
412
00:18:57,666 --> 00:19:01,125
What do you do? Do you do, like,
the… the eyes and the voice?
413
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,208
Like, "Ooh… wha… whaaa…"
414
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:04,791
- "Aah…"
- Are you… No! What?
415
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,000
- Are you outta your mind?
- Yeah, you can't.
416
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,666
Not in today's time. They'll cancel you.
417
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,291
- Jesus.
- Sorry.
418
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:13,541
First time she cheated on me, I said,
"Fine. You know what? Everyone gets one."
419
00:19:13,625 --> 00:19:17,333
Right? Second time? Okay. Third time,
it's starting to feel like a pattern.
420
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:20,416
That third time, I was like,
"He's really a bitch, man."
421
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,166
- Yeah.
- All right.
422
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,250
You gotta understand, that's crazy, dawg.
423
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,666
Well… you don't have to say that.
424
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,666
And, like, at least it was, like,
a Black guy, so…
425
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,875
- That was cool. Like, she was inclusive.
- Yeah.
426
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:31,041
- You know?
- It's diversity.
427
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,958
Yeah. She a nice person for that, dawg.
428
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:33,958
Okay.
429
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,833
What you… No, no, no, no.
430
00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:38,291
Your money's no good here.
431
00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,208
That's gold.
432
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:42,208
Gold 'cause I'm bold, okay?
433
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:43,875
These young guys want it, they get it.
434
00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,666
- Hey. Oh no.
- Uh, you gon' get it.
435
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:47,541
What kind… How this cap on?
What you gotta do?
436
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,583
- Just twist it.
- Twist it, now? Get outta here.
437
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:53,083
I remember when I was doin' it comin' up,
it was just a simple snap and pop. Okay?
438
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:54,208
Mmm.
439
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:55,333
Oh.
440
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,041
You doing the whole bottle?
441
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,958
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
442
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,958
Yeah, see, what you gotta do
is coat your stomach.
443
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:05,625
But that's not enough.
Now you throw the real coat on.
444
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:08,166
- You're not gonna drink both.
- No, you got to do it.
445
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,208
Number two, what you gon' do?
446
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,041
- No, Joe.
- Oh, come on, man.
447
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,291
- Oh, my God.
- I don't think that's safe, man.
448
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,458
Mmm.
449
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,875
- You all right?
- Yep.
450
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:20,041
- Ugh.
- Jesus.
451
00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:22,750
That's that, brother.
We keep it up! Yeah!
452
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:23,666
Oh!
453
00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:25,375
Hey, Joe, can I offer you some ZYN?
454
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,250
- I'm sorry?
- See, Joe, I'mma do two.
455
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,208
Lower deck.
456
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:29,833
- Oh, shit!
- Upper deck.
457
00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,583
If you gonna do two, then I'mma do three.
458
00:20:31,666 --> 00:20:32,666
Oh!
459
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,208
Run a triangle offense.
Two at the top, one at the bottom.
460
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:38,041
I'm going Chicago Bulls.
Championship squad.
461
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,583
Scottie Pippen, Toni Kukoč,
they at the top. Mmm?
462
00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:42,000
Mmm? Right there.
463
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:45,708
I'mma put Michael Jordan in the paint.
Here you go. Fly.
464
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:49,208
- They're supposed to sit on your gums.
- Oh, okay. I'll put it down there, then.
465
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,083
- But I can drink with it, right?
- Yes, you can.
466
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,916
- Why don't we keep it up? Yeah.
- Pour me up. Pour me up, pour me up.
467
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,583
- Let's keep it goin'.
- Let me get that.
468
00:20:55,666 --> 00:20:56,833
Hey, hey, hey. Joe, Joe, Joe.
469
00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:58,750
- Joe.
- Come on, man. I ain't gonna post it.
470
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,125
- What are you gonna do with it?
- I ain't been out like this.
471
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,041
- Are you gonna jerk off to that later?
- What?
472
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,333
Guys, guys. Let Joe get his video.
473
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:09,083
But after that,
no phones, no social media.
474
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,666
Yeah, just have fun!
475
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,875
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
476
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,416
Fuck, yeah! Hell, yeah!
477
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,833
Listen up, boys. Hey.
Time to do emotional check-ins.
478
00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:22,416
- The fuck is that?
- Emotional check-ins before we go out.
479
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,125
- Come on.
- Make sure everyone's copacetic.
480
00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,791
I'm sorry, I don't… I don't follow.
481
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,125
I'll start. Um…
482
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,333
Ooh! I feel appreciated.
483
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:31,625
- Mmm!
- Good.
484
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,916
- I'm feeling grateful.
- Ah, I like that.
485
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,416
- Boys' trip, Miami, bachelor party.
- Yeah!
486
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:38,625
I feel Miami.
487
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,250
- All right.
- It's more of a city than a feeling, but…
488
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,083
But I do though. I feel Miami.
489
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:46,791
- If he feels Miami…
- I'm, uh, feeling a little emasculated.
490
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,916
You got circumcised?
491
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,916
Hey, Joe, how you feeling, man?
492
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,541
- Hmm?
- How you feelin'?
493
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,041
Oh, with the…
494
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,583
- Pass.
- Pass?
495
00:21:58,666 --> 00:22:00,250
I don't wanna be in no therapy session.
496
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,458
I understand that it can be scary
to share emotions,
497
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,208
especially with people you just met,
498
00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:07,541
but it took a lot of courage for Freshman
to tell us that he was feeling Miami.
499
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,041
- That was big of you, bro.
- Thanks.
500
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:11,041
I'm feeling lit.
You want one, there you go.
501
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,208
I'm gonna keep gettin' lit.
502
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,541
Pow! Hold on. Pow!
503
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,708
Yeah.
504
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:18,416
- Question. My lip's startin' to get numb.
- That's normal.
505
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,958
Like, this shit right here
is startin' to shut down a bit.
506
00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:22,500
But… that's what it's supposed to be?
507
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:25,375
- Have you been swallowing them?
- Scottie Pippen and Toni Kukoč gone.
508
00:22:25,458 --> 00:22:27,916
You swallowed Scottie Pippen
and Toni Kukoč?
509
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,916
- You feel fine? You're fine.
- I can keep drinkin'.
510
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,208
- Oh, we drinkin'.
- Yeah!
511
00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:33,750
Everybody else in here thinkin'.
I'm the only one drinkin'.
512
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:34,916
I feel Miami!
513
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,875
Uh! Hey!
514
00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:52,041
No, no. You know what… what I'm gonna do?
515
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:53,458
Freshman, put some old school on.
516
00:22:53,541 --> 00:22:54,666
- Okay.
- Hit me with it!
517
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,666
- I'm goin' to my dad playlist.
- Come on, Fresh.
518
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,458
Whoo!
519
00:22:59,541 --> 00:23:01,083
- Okay.
- I know you fucking lying.
520
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:02,833
- It's his song!
- Let's see it.
521
00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:04,375
- All right.
- Let's see it, man.
522
00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:05,625
Whoo!
523
00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:11,791
Let me see them shoulders work!
524
00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:14,375
Hey!
525
00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:19,416
Hey! Oh!
526
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,791
Go! Go! Go! Go!
527
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:25,416
Damn! That's what I'm talkin' about!
528
00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:29,416
Oh, what the fuck, Joe?
529
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:33,041
- Get the fuck off me. Fucking pink, man.
- What did you do?
530
00:23:33,125 --> 00:23:35,833
I think the good news is,
worst of it's over.
531
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:36,916
What the fuck?
532
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:43,000
Look, I saw an ATM outside.
I'll stop. I'll get money. Right?
533
00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:46,458
If it's clothes that I gotta get, I'll get
'em. Whatever I gotta do to fix this.
534
00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:50,083
I'm doin' what I said I was gonna do.
535
00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:54,041
I told 'em I was, so I don't understand
why they're acting as if I'm not.
536
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:55,291
But I'm trying.
537
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,125
How much for the skinny one?
538
00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:00,916
I'm sorry?
539
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,833
The skinny one.
540
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:07,916
- You're their pimp, right?
- I'm the… What are you talking about?
541
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,375
I'm payin'. I got money.
542
00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:10,458
Hey, man...
543
00:24:10,541 --> 00:24:12,291
Get your sick ass outta here!
544
00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:13,958
Tryin' to buy my boys.
545
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:15,750
You're not buyin' my boys.
546
00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:18,083
Is there a reason
why you got cash in your hand
547
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,500
in a area known for prostitution?
548
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,333
Grown 50-year-old man out here
with some underage kids.
549
00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:26,291
Okay, Officer...
550
00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:28,208
- Come on up outta there.
- Come on.
551
00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:29,500
You know, that's actually good.
552
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,333
- They can clear this up.
- Yeah.
553
00:24:31,416 --> 00:24:32,958
- Guys, come on.
- Is everything okay?
554
00:24:33,041 --> 00:24:35,416
Uh, we got a little situation
where the officer,
555
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,875
he thinks that I, us,
we are somethin' that we're not.
556
00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:41,000
- Maybe you guys can clear it up.
- It's easy.
557
00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:42,375
He's… he's like, our, uh…
558
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:44,875
He's like our friend,
but he's older than us.
559
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:47,083
- So he's like our daddy.
- Why… why would you…
560
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:48,541
You don't need to say that.
561
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:52,291
Sir, this relationship is completely
consensual, okay? We met via text.
562
00:24:52,375 --> 00:24:53,583
- He bought us alcohol.
- Mm-hmm.
563
00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:56,666
- Goddamn it. What are you d… Guys.
- His name is Joe.
564
00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:57,708
- Thank you.
- Smith?
565
00:24:57,791 --> 00:24:59,083
- Robertson?
- Something. Joe…
566
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:00,416
- Stevens. Stevenson.
- Jackson.
567
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,041
There we go.
We got a case now. Human trafficking.
568
00:25:03,125 --> 00:25:04,625
Soliciting. That's jail time.
569
00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,333
- Oh my God.
- Hands on your head!
570
00:25:06,416 --> 00:25:07,708
- Everybody goin' to jail.
- Yep.
571
00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:10,125
- Oh, my God. No…
- No, fuck that. Everybody's goin' to jail.
572
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:12,875
- Guys, it's time for a loop-de-loop.
- Yeah.
573
00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,625
- Loop-de-loop.
- Joe. Joe!
574
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,291
- Hey! Yes.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Leave him.
575
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:17,875
- No, we can't… Joe. Joe!
- Leave him.
576
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:19,083
- Joe!
- He's old.
577
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:21,333
- Come on. We're loop-de-looping.
- What the fuck's that?
578
00:25:21,416 --> 00:25:22,500
- Loop-de-loop!
- Don't worry.
579
00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:24,625
- Loop-de-loop. On the count of three.
- Just stay.
580
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:25,875
No. You guys are the reason.
581
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,708
- Three…
- I'm goin' to fuckin' jail.
582
00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:29,541
- Three.
- Loop-de-loop!
583
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,041
- Loop-de-loop!
- Hey.
584
00:25:31,125 --> 00:25:33,583
- I didn't get a receipt. Loop-de-loop!
- Get back here!
585
00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:35,083
- Do your job.
- Fuck!
586
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:36,958
- Hey, guys!
- What the hell?
587
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:40,708
Run, Joe! Move those little legs!
588
00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,708
Wait up! These fucking shoes!
589
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,041
- Yo.
- Come on, Joe. High knees.
590
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:47,500
- Ooh, shit.
- You're on your own, papi.
591
00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:49,791
Oh.
592
00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:51,583
We got him. Bingo.
593
00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:52,750
Stop!
594
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:55,208
Don't move!
595
00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:57,500
- Stay right there.
- Running's gonna make it worse.
596
00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:00,458
- Can we just cut it out?
- Hey! Put your hands up!
597
00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:02,958
- Shut up. I'm gonna finish it now.
- Stay there.
598
00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:06,416
- Get down.
- Help!
599
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,541
Help! Get off of me.
600
00:26:08,625 --> 00:26:09,916
Hey! Oh!
601
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,083
Aah!
602
00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:12,333
Leave me alone!
603
00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:14,250
- Stop!
- You goin' to jail, little pimp.
604
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,500
I'm not a pimp!
605
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,541
Oh, my God.
606
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:19,958
Holy shit! What the fuck was that?
607
00:26:20,041 --> 00:26:22,708
- Yeah, what the fuck was it?
- My first time ever doin' a loop-de-loop.
608
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,583
- Is that a police badge in your hand?
- Yes.
609
00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:27,000
You stole that from a cop?
610
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,875
From the fuckin' loop-de-loop.
611
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,541
That's how I got it, man.
612
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:33,791
- I got my clothes.
- Did you get ours?
613
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:36,791
- No.
- Open the door, man. Can we go inside?
614
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,000
Oh, my goodness.
615
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:44,541
Um…
616
00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:48,291
Download, download.
617
00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:50,750
Download.
618
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:56,083
Okay, um…
619
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:59,166
"Check this out,
620
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:03,083
and let me know what you think."
621
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:20,000
Hey, this is Jen. Sorry I missed you.
I'll call you back...
622
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,625
One time, ready? One, two, three.
623
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:26,625
This is fire, Joe.
624
00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:27,958
That was just last night.
625
00:27:28,041 --> 00:27:29,875
I get to see
their alcohol purchasing decisions.
626
00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:31,833
I get to see their pre-gaming,
their partying.
627
00:27:31,916 --> 00:27:34,500
No focus group on the planet
can give you this information.
628
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,750
You need a fuckload more footage,
629
00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:40,375
but this is genius, man, using these kids'
real lives as part of the pitch.
630
00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:43,500
- Terry is gonna flip.
- Well, I can't. That ship has sailed, man.
631
00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:45,333
Told me I can't tape anything else. Weird.
632
00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:48,416
What is the deal? They wanna be online,
but at the same time, they don't.
633
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,791
- What the fuck you wanna do?
- It's what the glasses are for.
634
00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:54,125
- What?
- I snuck my glasses into your work bag.
635
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:56,458
And the necklace.
I knew you'd need 'em. Just pick one.
636
00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:58,708
What the fuck
are you snoopin' in my shit for, Barry?
637
00:27:58,791 --> 00:28:00,416
Why is everyone always asking me that?
638
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,708
Know who sneaks around a lot?
639
00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:03,458
The Navy SEALs. These people are heroes.
640
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:05,291
It's a double standard, Joe.
641
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:08,750
How about instead of, "That's sus, Barry,"
why not, "Thank you, Barack"?
642
00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:10,666
- Thank you.
- Thank you, B…
643
00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:12,708
I'm not calling you fucking Barack,
but thank you.
644
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:14,541
Am I tripping?
Like, this could actually work?
645
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,916
I gotta figure out a way
to get back in their good graces.
646
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,666
- Hey, Joe?
- Yeah?
647
00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:21,291
If one of these girls
flashes her titties in your face,
648
00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,625
make sure you record that, okay?
649
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:24,416
Get your fuckin' self together, Barry.
650
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,666
I don't know what
my wife's titties look like anymore.
651
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,333
- It's grim over here.
- I gotta go.
652
00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:37,125
All right, so this Joe thing
is kind of a bust, right?
653
00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:40,583
Yeah, lookin' at Joe makes me sad.
I don't wanna be old, man.
654
00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:42,250
I mean, if we tell Joe to bounce,
655
00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:45,000
then we have to find,
like, a hotel or something, and…
656
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:49,333
That's true. Also,
he's clearly going through something.
657
00:28:49,416 --> 00:28:52,166
We don't know this guy. What if he snaps?
658
00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:54,000
He could tie us up and fuck us.
659
00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:55,083
- What?
- That could happen.
660
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:56,125
- True-crime shit.
- Right.
661
00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:59,208
- And he gon' fuck you first.
- There they go, there they go.
662
00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:00,666
- There.
- Shit, it's Dr. Pepto.
663
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:01,791
Mornin', fellas.
664
00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:04,125
- Morning.
- Tell you what I need.
665
00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:05,416
Little kick of this.
666
00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:08,666
I've been peein' out my ass
all damn mornin'.
667
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,083
- Jesus, man.
- Yeah.
668
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,041
Look, I get it.
669
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:16,166
All right? A major party foul on my part.
670
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:19,375
I still believe in that method.
That Pepto-Bismol was the right move.
671
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:20,541
I think I got a bad batch.
672
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,041
You drank two bottles.
673
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:23,541
You tried to sell us for sex, man.
674
00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:24,583
Okay, did I do that?
675
00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,250
- No.
- That's not what the cop said?
676
00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,791
I wanna go on record and say
if I did do that, that's wrong.
677
00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,333
- Sure. We can agree on that.
- Yeah.
678
00:29:30,416 --> 00:29:32,375
- Okay.
- But you did fuck up the night, Joe.
679
00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,375
- Come on, guys. Okay.
- On some rookie shit.
680
00:29:34,458 --> 00:29:35,958
You gotta step up for that, Joe.
681
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:38,583
Let's back up. I wanna say I'm sorry.
Okay? I wanna make it right.
682
00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:42,333
And I'm willing to do whatever
I gotta do to make it right. How about…
683
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:46,625
All right. What if I were to go
and charter a yacht for y'all?
684
00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:48,583
Forget what happened last night.
685
00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:49,666
Courtesy of Joe, huh?
686
00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:52,166
- A yacht?
- I mean, that sounds pretty good to me.
687
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,708
- You like that?
- Absolutely, yeah.
688
00:29:54,791 --> 00:29:56,541
Okay, all right.
689
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:58,083
I'm on it right now.
690
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:01,125
- Uh, Joe, before you go.
- Yeah?
691
00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:03,083
You look like
the inside of a rich dude's jacket.
692
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:04,458
- Oh!
- Ha-ha!
693
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,333
Congrats on your quinceañera. That's huge.
694
00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:09,083
That's two.
695
00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,708
It's like a rhythm. You just keep it.
Ba-da-da! Ba-da-da!
696
00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,291
Lookin' like Floyd Gayweather.
697
00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:21,958
Yeah, well, this is my guy now.
My boat guy. Hey, how you doing?
698
00:30:22,041 --> 00:30:24,708
Listen, uh, so we're here.
I'm walking down the dock.
699
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,500
- Towards the marina.
- Oh, shit. Titties.
700
00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:30,000
He laughed, and then…
701
00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:32,083
- Just keep going.
- He was like…
702
00:30:32,166 --> 00:30:33,375
- Hello!
- Hi.
703
00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:36,166
- Oh, hey, boy.
- Hey, ladies! Hey, ladies, hold up.
704
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:38,333
You guys know how to swim underwater?
705
00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:41,625
- Huh?
- 'Cause… I can hold your breath.
706
00:30:41,708 --> 00:30:43,791
All right, see y'all later.
Have a good one, boys.
707
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,666
You guys are stunning. Have a great day.
708
00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,916
- What?
- Why would you…
709
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,458
"Stunning"? What am I doing?
710
00:30:48,541 --> 00:30:49,708
- How…
- Focus.
711
00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:51,500
- Focus!
- How you feelin'?
712
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,416
- I feel Miami!
- All right, chill out, man.
713
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:57,208
Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know
what that means. "A booking error."
714
00:30:57,291 --> 00:31:00,708
No, I don't want a refund.
I want a fucking yacht.
715
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,333
God damn it. I mean, you gotta be…
716
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,250
Mmm, let me guess. No yacht.
717
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,750
Everybody take a beat.
Let me figure it out.
718
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:13,166
I told you guys I'd get you a yacht.
That's what I'mma do.
719
00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:15,375
I'mma get you a yacht. Give me a second.
720
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,416
You know what? Change of plans.
721
00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:20,750
Excuse me, coming through.
722
00:31:20,833 --> 00:31:22,958
Excuse me. How are you, man?
Always good to see you.
723
00:31:23,041 --> 00:31:25,708
- Whoa. What…
- Hey, you should see a Sam…
724
00:31:25,791 --> 00:31:26,791
Sam Slaughter on the list.
725
00:31:26,875 --> 00:31:28,083
- Sam Slaughter?
- Yeah.
726
00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:30,833
Sam Slaughter, yeah. No Sam Slaughter.
727
00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:32,791
- Get to the back of the line. Thanks.
- Slaughter?
728
00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:35,041
- Yeah, no, I didn't wanna do this.
- All right, let's…
729
00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:36,291
Ohh.
730
00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:38,916
- Officer, I didn't...
- Uh…
731
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,250
- Yeah, but I'm just saying...
- Ah!
732
00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:41,750
- So you...
- Thank you.
733
00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:45,166
That group right there?
734
00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:46,833
- Yeah.
- We're all gonna go on this boat.
735
00:31:46,916 --> 00:31:49,250
We'll go around for a bit,
then we gon' get up out your hair.
736
00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:50,916
But I don't want nobody knowing I'm here.
737
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,583
- Okay?
- Well, go on. Enjoy yourself.
738
00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,083
- Come on.
- Have a good time.
739
00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:55,708
Yeah. All right, rookie.
740
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:03,666
- Oh! Joe, you the GOAT, man.
- Come on.
741
00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:05,625
- Yeah, man, this is… It's all right.
- Oh!
742
00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:07,333
Yeah, listen. What Nick is trying to say
743
00:32:07,416 --> 00:32:10,250
is you have more than made up
for your fuck-up last night, man.
744
00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:11,250
This is great!
745
00:32:11,333 --> 00:32:12,708
How about we just go get a drink?
746
00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:13,791
- Yeah.
- Can we get a drink?
747
00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:16,125
- Let's do it.
- Let's get a drink. Look around.
748
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,458
- Let's do a toast to the groom.
- Ahh!
749
00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:33,166
We're losin' a good one. I love you. bro.
750
00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:34,250
Yes, yes.
751
00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:37,166
- That's Emily. I'll see you.
- Oh, come on, Emily? Boo!
752
00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,250
- Oh!
- Fuck you, Emily! He's ours!
753
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,083
Boy's in love, man. I get it.
754
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:43,791
No, that's bullshit.
It's always the same thing.
755
00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:47,125
What's going on with you, Hunter? Why you
looking like somebody stole your damn dog?
756
00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:50,166
Boats remind me of her.
We're both water signs.
757
00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:52,125
- Bro, shut up!
- Let me feel my feelings.
758
00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:55,625
- "Let me feel my…" What?
- Nick. Go get the Unlimited bottle.
759
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,250
- So we can top our drinks off.
- Thanks.
760
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000
It's all right.
You gotta stop feelin' sorry for yourself.
761
00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:03,708
I mean, come on, look around.
Look at your environment.
762
00:33:03,791 --> 00:33:07,458
All these women around. Oh, my God, look.
Be like Freshman. Look at Freshman.
763
00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:09,708
Oh, my God. It's not that easy, man.
764
00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:12,333
Yes, it is. It's very easy!
765
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:16,041
At the end of the day, Hunter,
I get it. I really do.
766
00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:18,458
Your girlfriend cheated on you, right?
767
00:33:18,541 --> 00:33:19,791
And at the end of the…
768
00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,333
That was… By the way,
a weird break in the music.
769
00:33:22,416 --> 00:33:23,750
- Turn the music back up.
- Yeah.
770
00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:25,333
- Okay?
- He was kid… He was joking.
771
00:33:25,416 --> 00:33:27,500
No, no, look, it is what it is.
772
00:33:27,583 --> 00:33:29,833
- No.
- And because it happened, you feel broken.
773
00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:31,166
What would I even say, man?
774
00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,750
Stop thinkin' so much!
775
00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:34,708
Okay? Look, be like Freshman.
776
00:33:34,791 --> 00:33:36,041
Yeah, be like me, man.
777
00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:37,416
Where are they coming from?
778
00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:41,166
Oh! Hello,
my name is Victor. I bring the vodka.
779
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:44,583
- Oh, somebody found the Unlimited bottle.
- Yeah, come on!
780
00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:46,166
- Give it to Hunter.
- Okay.
781
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:47,958
- Thank you.
- Yeah!
782
00:33:48,041 --> 00:33:50,250
- Come on. Let me get some too, right?
- Oh!
783
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:54,416
Let's take a toast to an "unlimited"
amount of possibilities. How about that?
784
00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:59,041
Hey, to you gettin' back on the horse,
and I hope that horse got a fat ass.
785
00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:01,666
- At some point. Hey!
- Hey, dude, come on, man.
786
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,583
I… Uh, give me one second.
787
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,708
- I'll be back. I'm gonna go look for food.
- All right.
788
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,791
- Come on, man.
- Do you think Joe could be my wingman?
789
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:10,125
Uh, no. Too small.
790
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:13,916
Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Talk to you soon.
791
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,125
Excuse me.
792
00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,500
Hey!
793
00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:20,208
I was trying to find some food, man.
794
00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:23,333
You okay?
795
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:26,041
Huh? What's wrong?
796
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,208
Huh.
797
00:34:27,916 --> 00:34:29,625
I was talking to Emily on the phone,
798
00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:34,958
and I am realizing
how huge of a step this all is.
799
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,375
Mmm.
800
00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:40,750
Cold feet. It's normal.
801
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:44,000
Start thinking about life, thinking
about all the things you could do,
802
00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:46,833
what you got in place,
what you don't have in place.
803
00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:50,208
A job, a house, financial stability.
804
00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:54,166
No, Joe, I don't have…
I don't have cold feet.
805
00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:58,250
I thought 'cause you were crying…
806
00:34:58,333 --> 00:35:02,208
No, um, that's just
because I miss my fiancée.
807
00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:05,916
I am so excited to be a husband.
808
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,333
But ever since I got engaged,
809
00:35:08,416 --> 00:35:11,916
Nick talks shit
about how excited I am to be married.
810
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,416
But he just doesn't get it.
811
00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:17,583
It's all about…
creating something with someone else.
812
00:35:17,666 --> 00:35:19,958
Otherwise, you're just
wasting your life, and…
813
00:35:20,541 --> 00:35:21,750
If you have that,
814
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,000
what are you waiting for?
815
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,500
You know?
816
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,125
Hey, this is Jen. Sorry, I missed...
817
00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:40,458
- Loco, go check on the jet skis now.
- You got it.
818
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,750
How you doin'? Do you know
where the food is on this boat?
819
00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:47,208
Yo! Loco, close the door.
820
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:51,416
Do I know you?
821
00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:55,208
No, you don't… you don't know me.
822
00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:57,000
I'm just lookin'
for somethin' to eat.
823
00:35:58,041 --> 00:36:00,000
Are you a police officer?
824
00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:02,708
Who, me?
825
00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:05,458
No! No, no, I'm a… I'm a civilian.
826
00:36:05,541 --> 00:36:08,583
Last time a cop was on board, I did things
to him I wouldn't tell my own mother.
827
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,083
I tell her everything.
828
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:11,458
- Put that away.
- Yes, sir.
829
00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:12,958
Look at me.
830
00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,833
You're sure you're not a cop?
831
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:19,916
Yeah.
832
00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:23,416
Come here.
833
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,625
Juju, pour him a little bit
of somethin'-somethin'.
834
00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:28,833
Prove you're not a cop, Mr. Civilian.
835
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,750
I, uh… Okay. The thing about this,
though, I don't do drugs.
836
00:36:34,833 --> 00:36:37,041
Do the fucking drugs.
837
00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,500
- Yeah. I'll do it.
- All right?
838
00:36:40,583 --> 00:36:42,541
By the way, yeah.
839
00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:45,666
You want me to do the drugs,
I'll do… I'll do the drugs, right?
840
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,750
Okay, yeah. Let me just, uh…
841
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,250
Okay, here we go. Here we go.
842
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,416
- Mmm.
- Here we go.
843
00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:54,708
Oh, shit.
844
00:36:57,833 --> 00:37:00,166
No cop, right?
845
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:02,125
I don't know.
You know what that felt like to me?
846
00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:04,458
Felt like you were a cop
pretending to be a civilian.
847
00:37:04,541 --> 00:37:06,416
You want me to do another one?
848
00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:08,083
To do a real one, like you mean it.
849
00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,916
Yeah, like a… like a…
like a criminal bump.
850
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,958
More like a guy who walked into
the wrong room about to get killed bump.
851
00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:16,291
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
852
00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:19,125
Double bump, comin' up.
853
00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:21,958
- Oh, shit!
- Whoo!
854
00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:24,833
- My man!
- Yeah.
855
00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:25,958
How you feel?
856
00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:29,833
Hey, that's, uh… that's in there. Right?
857
00:37:29,916 --> 00:37:32,250
- That stuff kicks in a little fast!
- Right.
858
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:34,416
You got three seconds,
then I'm gonna bust your ass.
859
00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:36,666
- Okay.
- Yeah.
860
00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:39,166
I'm going. Get outta here.
Y'all all right. How's this work?
861
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,875
- Let him go. Let him go. Yeah.
- I can't… I was… I can't leave.
862
00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:42,791
My man.
863
00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:44,458
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
864
00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:46,541
Ha-ha-ha!
865
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,416
- There it is, on that side.
- Hey. Oh, you gotta go.
866
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,333
No, you gotta go.
You gotta Go ahead, get there.
867
00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:56,791
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- They're having fun.
868
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,833
Come on, Joe.
869
00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:00,500
Losing control. Don't black out, Joe.
870
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:03,041
Joe. You good?
871
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:09,583
Who is Joe?
872
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,250
Hah!
873
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:17,708
I am… Ricardo Montana.
874
00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:19,458
And you no fuck to me.
875
00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:22,083
- Is this racist?
- Oh, yeah, for sure.
876
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,000
- I no like that.
- What happened?
877
00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:28,541
I no… I no like. I no like you look to me.
878
00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:30,833
Bro, nobody's lookin' at you.
879
00:38:30,916 --> 00:38:32,166
Gah!
880
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:33,833
No fuck to me. No fuck to me!
881
00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:35,291
I fuck to you!
882
00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:38,708
Hey, why don't you mess
with somebody your own size?
883
00:38:38,791 --> 00:38:41,041
He wasn't doin' anything to you.
884
00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:43,166
Hmm.
885
00:38:46,250 --> 00:38:47,541
You want to fuck to me?
886
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,208
- Mm-hmm.
- Un momento.
887
00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:51,958
Leave.
888
00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:53,458
Why?
889
00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:57,375
Because I want to say hello…
to my little friend.
890
00:38:57,458 --> 00:38:58,750
- Yep.
- Yep, okay.
891
00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:01,583
Okay.
892
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:06,958
So you… you have beef with me?
893
00:39:07,041 --> 00:39:09,750
- One hundred percent beef.
- Does he know this guy?
894
00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:12,166
- Don't know. I think that's Katt Williams?
- Know what?
895
00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:15,541
I let you apologize for interrupting me.
896
00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:17,291
- I'm sorry…
- Hmm!
897
00:39:17,375 --> 00:39:18,833
- That you're a bitch.
- Wait, what?
898
00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:20,833
Go, go, go!
899
00:39:20,916 --> 00:39:22,250
- Yep!
- Hah!
900
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:23,708
I no feel it.
901
00:39:23,791 --> 00:39:24,666
Hah!
902
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,375
Hah!
903
00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:28,000
Now it's time to party.
904
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,208
Did you just Will Smith me?
905
00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:32,458
I did. But you no get no...
906
00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:34,291
Ah, man! Aah!
907
00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:35,375
Olé!
908
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,208
No one touches the Ricardo.
909
00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:40,375
Enough!
910
00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:44,250
Oh!
911
00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,250
What kind of drugs are you on?
912
00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,083
Oops.
913
00:39:53,666 --> 00:39:56,375
No, you no… you no know where I is.
914
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,000
Nigga, don't you know I can see you?
915
00:39:58,083 --> 00:39:59,250
Yah!
916
00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:01,458
Ay!
917
00:40:01,541 --> 00:40:02,833
Ah, whoopsie-daisy.
918
00:40:02,916 --> 00:40:04,541
I no feel it. Aah!
919
00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:06,958
- Head trauma on the way.
- Oh no.
920
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:11,625
- Oof!
- How much can you take?
921
00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:16,583
- You think you're winning?
- Does this look like losing? Huh?
922
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,500
You go face-first.
923
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,125
Face-first!
924
00:40:21,208 --> 00:40:23,791
I… I win.
925
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,250
You no...
926
00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:28,375
Uno! Dos!
927
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:29,333
Quattro!
928
00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,416
No, cinco!
929
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,208
Oh, God.
930
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,083
Open this door!
931
00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:39,166
No! No, you stay!
932
00:40:42,666 --> 00:40:43,750
You fight good!
933
00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:44,916
Thank you.
934
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:46,791
Oh! Dude!
935
00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:48,041
{\an8}- Gotta go!
- Hola.
936
00:40:48,708 --> 00:40:51,666
- Hunter, we gotta go now.
- Wait a minute.
937
00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:54,750
Do it! Thank you.
938
00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:56,458
- Not...
- Uh-oh. Joe?
939
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:57,416
I am…
940
00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,916
Joe, please, please…
941
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,208
…Ricardo… Montana.
942
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:03,166
- Come on, Joe.
- Joe?
943
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:04,791
This is my city.
944
00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:09,833
- Did you see that?
- El Rey de Miami.
945
00:41:09,916 --> 00:41:12,375
Hey, hey! Joe, Joe, Joe!
Please, you're gonna get us killed.
946
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:17,208
Welcome to the fiesta.
947
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,250
- You're late, puto.
- Ohh.
948
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:21,041
- Thank you.
- Gah! Aah!
949
00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,333
- I no feel it!
- Oh, God!
950
00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:25,875
I think we gave him a little too much.
Go get that grasshopper.
951
00:41:25,958 --> 00:41:27,500
I am Ricardo!
952
00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:32,416
Run! Run, run!
953
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:33,875
- Ah-ah-ah!
- Oh!
954
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,416
- To the horses!
- Horses?
955
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,416
- I don't know what horses is.
- Oh, shit!
956
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,791
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
957
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,708
- Oh! Oh, dude!
- Gah!
958
00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:42,875
- I fine.
- Show me.
959
00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:44,833
- I okay.
- Peekaboo, motherfucker.
960
00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:47,625
Oh, my friend! Ah!
961
00:41:47,708 --> 00:41:49,333
- Puto, yes!
- Oh no!
962
00:41:49,416 --> 00:41:51,125
To the horses!
963
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:52,166
These are the horses!
964
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:54,500
You don't wanna do that.
965
00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:02,500
You a dead man. Okay.
966
00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,041
Ricardo? Hello?
967
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,000
Ricardo?
968
00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:20,458
You awake, Ricardo?
969
00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:21,958
Ricardo?
970
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,833
{\an8}- Guys, he's finally awake.
- Ricardo?
971
00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:26,250
Hey!
972
00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,500
What are we sippin' on?
Look at this.
973
00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:35,541
Hey, my baby.
974
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,041
It's your lover.
975
00:42:48,458 --> 00:42:50,375
I love you!
976
00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:58,791
We have a problem.
Somebody stole our shipment.
977
00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:01,041
No, no, no. New guy.
Pretended to be a cop.
978
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:02,833
Stole our motherfucking cocaine.
979
00:43:02,916 --> 00:43:05,666
What's up, baby? This is not mine.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
980
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:06,666
Pull it up, pull it up.
981
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,250
Please, please, Joe…
982
00:43:08,333 --> 00:43:09,500
Right there. Listen.
983
00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:15,375
I am El Rey de Miami.
984
00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:16,708
This is my city.
985
00:43:16,791 --> 00:43:19,041
His name? His name is…
986
00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:21,541
Ricardo Montana.
987
00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:23,541
…wingman…
988
00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,625
I really think…
989
00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:29,916
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, Nick?
990
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,916
Um, so I was just thinking for tonight,
991
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,500
uh, I was thinking it'd be sick
if maybe you sat… you sat this one out.
992
00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:37,208
It should just be us, you know?
993
00:43:37,291 --> 00:43:40,416
Not some random stranger who showed up
out of nowhere, way older than us.
994
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,500
Okay.
995
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,583
Nick, look, man, I get it.
996
00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:46,458
Like you're scared. You feel like
you're about to lose your best friend,
997
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,375
and because of that feeling, you know,
998
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:52,166
you got a nice amount of energy bottled up
that you don't know what to do with.
999
00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:54,166
Take that energy and apply it to yourself.
1000
00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:56,791
Start thinkin' about the things
you wanna do with your life.
1001
00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:58,125
- Like a career, you know?
- Yeah.
1002
00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:00,208
Yeah, well, I know what I… I'm gonna do.
1003
00:44:00,291 --> 00:44:02,791
- Okay.
- I just wanna be helpful to you, unc.
1004
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,833
Ah, that's a hard C.
1005
00:44:04,916 --> 00:44:08,291
I don't think I really need help,
though… Nick.
1006
00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:09,416
Oh,
1007
00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:11,916
Yeah, I don't like
that C thing you're doing.
1008
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,875
Well, mine's was a K.
1009
00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:14,416
Whatever, man. I'm good.
1010
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:16,125
- Oh.
- My life is gonna be lit.
1011
00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,875
- Well, mine too, buddy.
- Yeah?
1012
00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:20,458
- Lit-y.
- Great.
1013
00:44:20,541 --> 00:44:21,875
- Okay.
- Cool.
1014
00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:23,083
- Yeah.
- Huh.
1015
00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:25,375
- Tsk.
- Pfft.
1016
00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:27,125
- All right.
- So we're good?
1017
00:44:27,208 --> 00:44:28,250
Yeah.
1018
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:31,875
Uh. so maybe you just…
stay around here tonight, I mean?
1019
00:44:31,958 --> 00:44:35,041
Organize your pills,
ice your back, shit like that?
1020
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:36,791
I don't ice my back.
1021
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,166
You know… you know what, Nick? I'm going.
1022
00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:47,416
Oh, guys, guys,
wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Yes.
1023
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,500
- Wow!
- Medium well, please.
1024
00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:50,625
Right, right, right, right.
1025
00:44:50,708 --> 00:44:57,458
Hey, boys, hey. I think that it is time
that you take full custody of this.
1026
00:44:57,541 --> 00:44:59,458
- The book.
- Oh shit.
1027
00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:00,833
Nick, this is the… the…
1028
00:45:00,916 --> 00:45:03,375
Oh, my God. Look at these photos.
1029
00:45:03,458 --> 00:45:05,041
Oh, our first concert.
1030
00:45:05,125 --> 00:45:06,833
- The OutKast reunion!
- Yes, bro.
1031
00:45:06,916 --> 00:45:09,916
No, Nick, you have always been
the keeper of the book, dude.
1032
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,166
You're about to get married.
1033
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:13,958
You're gonna be the most
responsible one out of all of us.
1034
00:45:14,041 --> 00:45:17,041
Nick, this is the best fucking gift
I ever could have asked for, man.
1035
00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:19,625
- I got you, bro. Love you, man.
- Thank you.
1036
00:45:19,708 --> 00:45:22,833
- Aw, that's a good gift.
- That's nice. Really nice.
1037
00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:24,625
All your memories are in that book?
1038
00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:27,625
Why don't you guys just use social media?
That's what it's for, right?
1039
00:45:27,708 --> 00:45:31,500
This is a physical representation
of who we are.
1040
00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,041
Nick started it when we were 12.
1041
00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:36,000
Since then, anything that has happened
has gone into this book.
1042
00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:38,000
- Can… can I take a look at it?
- I don't know if...
1043
00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:39,416
- Can you look?
- Yeah.
1044
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:41,500
After this weekend, Joe,
you gonna be in this book.
1045
00:45:41,583 --> 00:45:43,083
Well, that…
1046
00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:46,541
I mean, I don't know. I don't even know
how to take that. That was huge.
1047
00:45:46,625 --> 00:45:47,666
It's incredible, actually.
1048
00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:50,208
So you guys aren't lying.
This is really from the early days.
1049
00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:52,291
- That's right.
- Wow. Look at you guys.
1050
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,833
- Is this what Facebook was like?
- Hey, Joe? Just get the book back?
1051
00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,750
Sure, Nick.
1052
00:45:59,541 --> 00:46:01,875
Yep. You're kind of crinkling it.
1053
00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:03,875
- It's an old book, you know?
- Got it.
1054
00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:10,125
- Sorry, give me… give me one second.
- Oh, yeah, take your time.
1055
00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:12,958
Joe, this new shot
of these kids hanging out
1056
00:46:13,041 --> 00:46:16,208
and making drinks with the Unlimited,
this is incredible.
1057
00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:20,583
I know, and this generation
is all about real, authentic connection,
1058
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:22,958
not the shit
that you wanna fucking put online.
1059
00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:25,625
They're into the real shit,
things people will never see.
1060
00:46:25,708 --> 00:46:27,250
Yo, this promotion is yours, Joe.
1061
00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:28,625
Joe Nixon's back, baby!
1062
00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:30,250
- Fuck, yeah! Yeah!
- Oh.
1063
00:46:30,333 --> 00:46:31,375
You know, except...
1064
00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:34,166
- Why'd you say "except?"
- There's no women in this footage.
1065
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,958
Come on, Barry, stop it with
the women and the titties and shit.
1066
00:46:37,041 --> 00:46:38,666
No, no, no, no, no. Not that, okay?
1067
00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:40,416
I was thinking about titties,
talking about…
1068
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,041
Terry's gonna want
the woman's perspective, you know?
1069
00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:45,083
That's 50 percent of the customer base.
1070
00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:47,125
- The female demo, yeah.
- Yes.
1071
00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:48,625
So go find some Gen Z women.
1072
00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:50,375
- Shit.
- Okay, I gotta go.
1073
00:46:50,458 --> 00:46:51,958
Hey, did you turn the oven on?
1074
00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:53,416
No more dino nuggets!
1075
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,833
- We had dino nuggets…
- Oh!
1076
00:46:55,916 --> 00:46:59,500
It's the Tiger, Ricardo Montana!
1077
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,458
The whole city is talking about
the shit you pulled.
1078
00:47:02,541 --> 00:47:04,958
- Cold-blooded…
- Cold-blooded!
1079
00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:11,333
All we want to do is show respect
to the new boss of the bosses!
1080
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,791
Oh!
1081
00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:15,833
Gracias.
1082
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,625
Please take this away from me.
1083
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:28,333
Something's off
about this Ricardo guy, man.
1084
00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:33,916
You fucking kidding me?
1085
00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:42,791
I already know what you thinkin'.
1086
00:47:42,875 --> 00:47:46,125
"I gotta find me a girl
that's in my league," right?
1087
00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:47,333
"Somebody normal."
1088
00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:48,666
Wrong!
1089
00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:51,750
Tonight, we in the major leagues.
I'mma be your coach.
1090
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,833
I don't know, man. I feel like a fucking
pervert talking to women in person.
1091
00:47:54,916 --> 00:47:58,208
I would much rather just comment
on her Instagram till she notices.
1092
00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:00,166
- Look, here's what you're gonna do.
- Yeah.
1093
00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:02,041
You gonna look
out there on that dance floor.
1094
00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:04,916
When you find the prettiest girl,
you gonna point to her. Right?
1095
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,750
Do something to start the conversation.
1096
00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:09,958
- Oh, wow.
- Say, "I need help settling this debate."
1097
00:48:10,041 --> 00:48:12,041
- This is like a master class.
- A debate?
1098
00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:13,875
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Blacks versus whites.
1099
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:15,875
- What?
- Probably not.
1100
00:48:15,958 --> 00:48:16,875
- No, man.
- Whoo!
1101
00:48:16,958 --> 00:48:20,291
Whoa! Yo. Yo! Remember
the bachelorette party from this morning?
1102
00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,000
- Yeah.
- They're here, dawg.
1103
00:48:22,083 --> 00:48:23,541
- Six o'clock.
- No way.
1104
00:48:23,625 --> 00:48:26,083
- We gotta wait till six o'clock?
- No, six o'clock.
1105
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,666
Whoo! Cheers!
1106
00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:31,250
- Hunter.
- Yeah?
1107
00:48:31,333 --> 00:48:33,333
I'm about to call a play.
We up. Look at me.
1108
00:48:33,416 --> 00:48:35,625
- Look at what I'm calling.
- I don't know what that means.
1109
00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:37,375
- Follow me!
- Okay, got it.
1110
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,666
- ¿Cómo está?
- Hey, what's goin' on?
1111
00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:43,458
Have a good night. Enjoy.
1112
00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:45,333
Ladies!
1113
00:48:45,416 --> 00:48:47,666
Hey! How you doin'? I'm Big Dick Joe.
1114
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:48,916
Oh, well, hi.
1115
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,958
Mmm! What I tell you? What I tell you?
1116
00:48:51,041 --> 00:48:53,041
Mason. Uh, hey, he's a groom.
1117
00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:54,208
Bride. I don't know.
1118
00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:56,333
You guys should have sex
and ruin your marriages!
1119
00:48:56,416 --> 00:48:58,500
Uh, that's Nick. Forgive him.
1120
00:48:58,583 --> 00:49:00,583
His sense of humor hasn't grown
since middle school.
1121
00:49:01,166 --> 00:49:03,125
{\an8}- Let me keep it going. This is Freshman.
- Hi.
1122
00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:04,333
- Nice to meet you.
- Freshman?
1123
00:49:04,416 --> 00:49:06,750
- Like, "Freshman" like school.
- Oh, I went to school too.
1124
00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:08,708
- I'm gonna go home. I don't wanna do this.
- What?
1125
00:49:08,791 --> 00:49:10,916
- I'm gonna go home and go to bed.
- No! Absolutely not.
1126
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,583
I called the play. I called the play! Go.
1127
00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:15,000
All right, here we go.
1128
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,458
- You.
- Me?
1129
00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:20,958
I've been watching you dance.
1130
00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,750
I also have a big penis.
1131
00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,583
Why you doin' the Terminator?
What the fuck?
1132
00:49:24,666 --> 00:49:26,375
Yeah, I'm just gonna… I'm sorry, I don't.
1133
00:49:26,458 --> 00:49:27,875
- I'm Hunter. How are you?
- Scarlett.
1134
00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:29,500
You never bail. Shit.
1135
00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:30,791
- Hi.
- Oh, hello.
1136
00:49:30,875 --> 00:49:32,916
- It's nice to meet you.
- How are you? Oh!
1137
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,416
- Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah.
1138
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:36,333
Oh, barking.
1139
00:49:36,416 --> 00:49:37,416
Yeah. Hey, Joe?
1140
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:38,791
- Yeah?
- I'll see you after.
1141
00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,291
- Hey.
- Hi.
1142
00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:44,375
How you doin'?
1143
00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:46,291
That over there's
my best friend, Scarlett.
1144
00:49:46,375 --> 00:49:49,083
She's into big twinks
and she just broke up with her ex.
1145
00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:50,625
So she's gonna fuck his brains out.
1146
00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:54,791
And it's like, if they're gonna fuck,
then… then we're gonna fuck, right?
1147
00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:56,166
No. No, we not.
1148
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,250
- Pull your dick out.
- What?
1149
00:49:58,333 --> 00:49:59,750
I can get to it if you want me to.
1150
00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:01,708
- It's easy if I just put a leg up.
- Huh?
1151
00:50:01,791 --> 00:50:03,541
- I have a condom on already.
- You got a what?
1152
00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:12,208
- You gotta try this. It's pretty good.
- Okay.
1153
00:50:12,291 --> 00:50:13,875
- Oh my gosh!
- Oh! Oh, that's okay.
1154
00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:15,416
- We can save it.
- It's fine.
1155
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:17,083
- Let's just cheers now.
- Okay.
1156
00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:18,583
Don't spit that. Don't sp...
1157
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:19,708
- Hey, hey. Listen.
- Yeah.
1158
00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:23,416
I know that you're weird and old
and stuff, but this is cool, man.
1159
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,875
- Thank you.
- Means a lot. Come here, man.
1160
00:50:25,958 --> 00:50:27,708
- All right.
- That's what grown men do.
1161
00:50:30,125 --> 00:50:32,500
All right, guys,
split up and find this motherfucker.
1162
00:50:32,583 --> 00:50:33,916
He's gotta be here somewhere.
1163
00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:42,625
So we are going to another club.
Do y'all wanna come with us?
1164
00:50:42,708 --> 00:50:44,708
We got a stretch limo, plenty of room.
1165
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:46,916
I think I speak on behalf
of all the guys here
1166
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,916
that we're trying to have a boys' night.
1167
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,666
He don't speak for me.
He don't at all.
1168
00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:52,416
- The fuck?
- Come on, it'll be fun.
1169
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,833
Ladies, let me talk to the guys.
1170
00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:55,375
- Yeah.
- Have a little powwow.
1171
00:50:55,458 --> 00:50:57,291
- Y'all just give us a second.
- Okay.
1172
00:50:57,375 --> 00:50:59,333
With the guys. Will you back off?
1173
00:50:59,416 --> 00:51:00,625
- Please.
- Come on, baby.
1174
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:08,708
Come on, Hunter!
1175
00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:10,375
- Whoo!
- Ha ha!
1176
00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,583
- Yeah!
- Dang!
1177
00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:15,708
- My life changed completely. So fast.
- You're on the plane. You gotta land it.
1178
00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:17,958
Gotta land the flight.
I gotta be like Sully.
1179
00:51:18,041 --> 00:51:19,041
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1180
00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:21,916
Okay. I'mma get right to it.
Who's fucking? Raise your hand.
1181
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,041
Oh, yeah.
1182
00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:25,791
- Oh shit, yeah.
- If approached to fuck, I will fuck, sir.
1183
00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:28,208
And I am not fucking anyone
who isn't Emily,
1184
00:51:28,291 --> 00:51:30,208
but I will go wherever you guys wanna go.
1185
00:51:30,291 --> 00:51:32,458
Did you count me? I'm fucking.
I'm fucking ready to fuck.
1186
00:51:32,541 --> 00:51:33,750
I know, but that's aggressive.
1187
00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:43,916
All right. Okay, okay, okay. We got
three yeses, one maybe, and one no.
1188
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,083
I'm not… I'm not…
I'm not fucking either, Mase.
1189
00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:48,750
- You're not?
- So I got two. Two no fucks, three fucks.
1190
00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:51,416
Okay? All right, I'm about to call it in.
Ladies.
1191
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:53,000
- Yes?
- We're in.
1192
00:51:58,250 --> 00:52:00,041
- No...
- We'll go in the stretch limo.
1193
00:52:00,125 --> 00:52:01,291
I know!
1194
00:52:09,916 --> 00:52:11,875
It's okay. Enjoy your drink.
1195
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:15,125
Walk! Just go.
1196
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:18,125
Lead the way!
1197
00:52:18,208 --> 00:52:20,750
- Wanna call your mama?
- Take the bag. No, please…
1198
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:23,500
- Meet you in there, baby.
- Get in the car, please!
1199
00:52:23,583 --> 00:52:25,041
- Hello?
- Hey, babe.
1200
00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:26,083
Hey… Hey!
1201
00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:27,458
I think this is the wrong number.
1202
00:52:27,541 --> 00:52:30,375
- I'm looking for somebody named Ricardo.
- Hah! I can explain that.
1203
00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:32,208
- I can, I can give you...
- No, thank you.
1204
00:52:32,291 --> 00:52:33,625
Um, I'm just calling you back.
1205
00:52:33,708 --> 00:52:35,125
Unless now's not a good time.
1206
00:52:35,208 --> 00:52:37,500
No. No, no, no. No!
This… this is a great time.
1207
00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:39,208
Joe! Come on!
1208
00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:41,041
Hurry up. Get your dick in here!
1209
00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:45,291
- Shut up and get the fuck in the car.
- Who is that?
1210
00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,333
I'm in the v… I'm in the big van.
1211
00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:48,875
Who the fuck is that?
1212
00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:52,250
Oh, who's that? You… No. Ah. That's, um…
1213
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,583
Hunter… So this…
1214
00:52:53,666 --> 00:52:55,500
It's crazy. He broke up...
1215
00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:57,416
Whether you like it or not?
1216
00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:59,083
You're gonna give me that dick!
1217
00:52:59,166 --> 00:53:00,708
No dick for you.
1218
00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:01,750
You there?
1219
00:53:01,833 --> 00:53:04,166
Babe, you know what?
Actually, if I could… Give me…
1220
00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:05,958
Give me, like…
give me, like, a quick minute.
1221
00:53:06,041 --> 00:53:08,458
- Let me deal with some stuff real quick...
- No.
1222
00:53:08,541 --> 00:53:12,291
I cannot wait
to be a priority in your life.
1223
00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:13,958
- I can't.
- What? Why would you say that?
1224
00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:16,083
- You are the priority.
- I'm not.
1225
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:19,291
Because if I was,
you would be here and not there.
1226
00:53:19,375 --> 00:53:22,125
And clearly moving in together
was a big mistake.
1227
00:53:22,208 --> 00:53:24,875
- I'll be gone when you get back.
- No, no, no, no. Babe, don't hang up.
1228
00:53:24,958 --> 00:53:26,625
That's…
1229
00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:29,333
Baby,
you done with your phone call?
1230
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,416
Joe, talk to me, man. What's up?
1231
00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:37,166
Jen is leaving. She's movin' out.
1232
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:41,208
Okay, so… what are you gonna do about it?
1233
00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:44,708
That's a good question, Mason.
I don't know.
1234
00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:48,041
I got the perfect thing.
1235
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,291
I'm gonna ask you
a couple of questions from a quiz
1236
00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:52,708
that was really popular
online like a year ago, okay?
1237
00:53:52,791 --> 00:53:57,250
But the most important thing is
that you answer without thinking, okay?
1238
00:53:58,083 --> 00:53:58,916
Sure.
1239
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,208
Do you love this woman?
1240
00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:01,791
Yes.
1241
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:05,041
Okay. Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?
1242
00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:06,625
Don't think, just answer.
1243
00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:08,791
Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?
1244
00:54:10,541 --> 00:54:11,416
Yes.
1245
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,041
You passed the test.
1246
00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:16,375
That's the test?
Two questions, that's the…
1247
00:54:16,458 --> 00:54:18,416
No, the test had like, a hundred questions
1248
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:21,416
that basically boiled down to you
and your partner's sleeping numbers.
1249
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:23,625
It was like a mattress firm brand quiz.
1250
00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:27,291
But you answered the two
most important questions correctly.
1251
00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:28,250
Mmm.
1252
00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:33,958
See, who cares if we don't have
all the pieces fitting perfectly together?
1253
00:54:34,041 --> 00:54:36,333
Go home and tell her that you love her,
1254
00:54:36,416 --> 00:54:39,166
that you wanna be with her forever.
1255
00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:41,916
I promise you, if she is the right one,
1256
00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:44,333
she will take you as you are.
1257
00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,375
Wow.
1258
00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:49,583
How old are you again?
1259
00:54:52,416 --> 00:54:54,958
- Well, I got it.
- Did you ask me if I wanted a shot?
1260
00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:56,291
- A shot!
- Yes!
1261
00:54:56,375 --> 00:54:57,666
I'm not getting married, guys!
1262
00:54:57,750 --> 00:55:01,000
So I can still have some fun. Come on!
1263
00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:03,083
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
1264
00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:04,416
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
1265
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,083
You guys should talk, man.
1266
00:55:06,166 --> 00:55:09,666
Uh, no. He has
the emotional intelligence of a child.
1267
00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:11,750
- Whoo! I like that. I like that.
- Yeah!
1268
00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:15,250
The bond that you guys share, man,
it's… it's pretty amazing.
1269
00:55:15,333 --> 00:55:17,916
Like, that scrapbook, the memories,
1270
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,125
that's the stuff worth fighting for.
1271
00:55:20,208 --> 00:55:24,000
I hope that you find a way
to have a conversation.
1272
00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:25,458
I hope so.
1273
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:30,208
Hey, I've been meanin', uh…
to talk to you about somethin'.
1274
00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:33,083
- Yeah.
- It's a little, um… work-related.
1275
00:55:33,166 --> 00:55:34,041
Uh-huh.
1276
00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,500
- Hi! All out of beverage.
- We're doing shots.
1277
00:55:37,583 --> 00:55:40,041
And I got to drink some more.
You promised me. You promised.
1278
00:55:40,125 --> 00:55:42,458
Don't start yawning now. We had a deal.
1279
00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:45,500
I have some for you.
Glug-glug-glug.
1280
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:49,000
That last shot, though,
I think I might have… made a mistake.
1281
00:55:49,083 --> 00:55:51,416
Guys, it's all spinning.
1282
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,666
- You gonna take care of me…
- What's goin' on?
1283
00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,333
This car is so long.
1284
00:55:55,416 --> 00:55:56,916
Hey.
1285
00:55:58,458 --> 00:56:00,125
What, baby?
What you worried about?
1286
00:56:00,208 --> 00:56:02,916
Everybody over here
all of a sudden taking a nap.
1287
00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:11,000
I know you fucking lying…
1288
00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:14,000
You fucking lying… lying…
1289
00:56:15,416 --> 00:56:17,583
Night-night, bitch.
1290
00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:44,791
Yo, is everybody okay?
1291
00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:45,875
I think so.
1292
00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:47,500
Shit!
1293
00:56:47,583 --> 00:56:50,208
They stole my phone and my wallet.
1294
00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:53,583
Guys, it's all gone, all of it.
1295
00:56:53,666 --> 00:56:54,625
Wait, what?
1296
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:57,000
What the fuck? Wait, they…
1297
00:56:57,083 --> 00:56:59,500
- They fucking robbed us, man.
- That's what I just said.
1298
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,500
I knew it, dude.
Those girls were bad news.
1299
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:05,291
So many red flags. That girl was
hooking up with Hunter in five minutes.
1300
00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:07,750
Her name was Scarlett.
I think we had something real.
1301
00:57:07,833 --> 00:57:09,333
Oh, shut the fuck up.
1302
00:57:09,416 --> 00:57:11,583
If we're here, I hope the girls are okay.
1303
00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:15,541
- Freshman, the girls robbed us.
- Huh?
1304
00:57:15,625 --> 00:57:17,916
The girls are the ones
who fuckin' robbed us, man.
1305
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Girls can be bad?
1306
00:57:19,083 --> 00:57:20,083
Wait. Wait, wait.
1307
00:57:20,583 --> 00:57:21,958
Where's the book, dude?
1308
00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:23,958
The fucking book, guys.
1309
00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,208
They stole the fucking book, man.
1310
00:57:27,291 --> 00:57:29,458
- They took the fucking book, Joe!
- I'm sorry.
1311
00:57:29,541 --> 00:57:32,541
- This big excursion, so fun, man.
- I'm sorry.
1312
00:57:32,625 --> 00:57:35,291
You're sorry? That's great.
That helps a lot, dude. Fuck!
1313
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:38,375
I mean, what the fuck?
How are we gonna get back?
1314
00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:41,583
- We don't even know where we are.
- We could be in fucking Cuba.
1315
00:57:41,666 --> 00:57:42,583
We're not in Cuba.
1316
00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:46,041
Joe, what are we doing, man?
What are we supposed to do right now?
1317
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:50,750
Come on, on your feet. Let's just…
Let's walk, see if we can find a road.
1318
00:58:02,541 --> 00:58:05,291
Hey, Joe, this a beach.
1319
00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:08,291
We're on a fuckin' island, guys.
1320
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,291
Tiny-ass island.
1321
00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:18,375
We're gonna fucking die out here, man.
1322
00:58:18,458 --> 00:58:20,125
We're gonna have to resort to cannibalism.
1323
00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:22,333
Yeah. We're gonna eat each other out.
1324
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,833
No, Freshman, just eat each other.
1325
00:58:24,916 --> 00:58:26,708
Yeah. They do it
in the movies all the time.
1326
00:58:26,791 --> 00:58:28,750
- You will be the first one.
- I'm not…
1327
00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:30,500
- Shit.
- Hold on.
1328
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:32,500
- What?
- A boat. Look.
1329
00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:34,291
- There's a boat!
- Hey! Hey!
1330
00:58:36,541 --> 00:58:38,000
- Hey.
- Hey, sir.
1331
00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,625
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1332
00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:41,833
What the hell? Where did you come from?
1333
00:58:41,916 --> 00:58:43,333
Have you been watching us?
1334
00:58:43,416 --> 00:58:44,750
Yeah, from… from over there.
1335
00:58:44,833 --> 00:58:47,500
Look, it's an emergency.
These women… girls, rather,
1336
00:58:47,583 --> 00:58:50,125
they, uh, took our phones,
our wallets, right?
1337
00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:51,041
Self-respect.
1338
00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:52,875
- Bad people.
- Pretty people, though.
1339
00:58:52,958 --> 00:58:56,458
We're just trying to see
if maybe we can get a ride back to Miami.
1340
00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:02,458
Twist it, twist it!
1341
00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:04,208
If it's there, we breathe in!
1342
00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:07,875
- Yeah! It stinks…
- Tell you what, man.
1343
00:59:07,958 --> 00:59:11,041
We can count our positives
way more than we can count the negatives.
1344
00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:12,833
If that fisherman hadn't been there...
1345
00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:14,208
Dude, just shut the fuck up, man.
1346
00:59:14,291 --> 00:59:16,375
Am I the only one
who's wondering where we are?
1347
00:59:16,458 --> 00:59:18,833
- We're on a boat.
- No, I know we're on a boat, man.
1348
00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:21,041
I'm saying this doesn't feel like
a normal fishing boat.
1349
00:59:21,125 --> 00:59:23,041
- What is all this fucking shit?
- Probably fish.
1350
00:59:23,125 --> 00:59:25,208
- Let's just open it.
- It should be fish.
1351
00:59:25,291 --> 00:59:27,250
It's not fish.
Why would it be locked up?
1352
00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:28,750
Okay.
1353
00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:32,250
Wh… what is that?
1354
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:33,208
Pool noodle?
1355
00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:35,500
- Freshly used.
- It's not a pool noodle.
1356
00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:37,791
Yeah, the kids grab 'em
and play with 'em in the…
1357
00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,333
In the pool.
1358
00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:41,791
- Heavier than they normally would be.
- What's so funny?
1359
00:59:41,875 --> 00:59:44,208
What the fuck are you laughing at,
Freshman? What's funny?
1360
00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:46,000
The boxes say
"Kujira no penisu."
1361
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:47,291
What language is that? What?
1362
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,791
- Every box is in Japanese.
- You can read Japanese?
1363
00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:51,833
- Yeah.
- What do you mean, "yeah"?
1364
00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:53,583
- I'm a hyperpolyglot.
- You're a what?
1365
00:59:53,666 --> 00:59:55,875
Hyperpolyglot.
Like, I know a bunch of languages.
1366
00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:57,291
Hey, man, what the fuck is it?
1367
00:59:57,375 --> 00:59:59,875
It's a whale dick, man.
You got a whale dick in your hand.
1368
00:59:59,958 --> 01:00:02,125
- You couldn't start with that?
- Hey, relax.
1369
01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:05,375
- Why didn't you fuckin' start with that?
- There's gotta be at least 50 whale dicks.
1370
01:00:05,458 --> 01:00:07,333
- These are extremely valuable.
- What?
1371
01:00:07,416 --> 01:00:09,208
There's a whole black market
to sell these.
1372
01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:11,750
- They have healing and aphrodisiac power.
- How do you know?
1373
01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:14,166
- Did you study whale dicks?
- Briefly, online.
1374
01:00:14,250 --> 01:00:15,958
- Is this illegal?
- They're fucking smugglers.
1375
01:00:16,041 --> 01:00:17,250
- I told you!
- Sh, sh!
1376
01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:18,291
Sh, sh, sh!
1377
01:00:21,708 --> 01:00:23,583
This is the US Coast Guard.
1378
01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:26,166
Stop your vessel. Prepare to be boarded.
1379
01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:27,833
Board this, asshole!
1380
01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:30,416
- We gotta get outta here now.
- Do not go out there.
1381
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:33,208
Know why? 'Cause right now,
whatever the fuck is happening up there,
1382
01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:35,500
they gonna assume we're part
of whatever the fuck this is.
1383
01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:37,958
They're not getting my penises!
1384
01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:43,583
Do not fucking move.
1385
01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:46,166
- Don't move? They're shooting!
- I don't give a shit what they do.
1386
01:00:46,250 --> 01:00:48,916
- I don't wanna get shot.
- You'll get shot if you go up there.
1387
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:49,958
We're gonna stay here.
1388
01:00:50,041 --> 01:00:51,083
- Hey.
- Stay here.
1389
01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:53,416
Drop your weapons
and put your hands up.
1390
01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:56,208
Isn't there someone else
you could be arresting?
1391
01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:57,291
Listen.
1392
01:00:57,375 --> 01:00:58,958
- Whoo!
- They jumped off the boat.
1393
01:00:59,041 --> 01:01:00,750
- What do you mean?
- They jumped off!
1394
01:01:00,833 --> 01:01:04,500
- So who's driving the fucking boat?
- There's no one driving the fucking boat.
1395
01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:08,666
Joe! Joe, Joe.
What do you mean? It's water, Joe!
1396
01:01:08,750 --> 01:01:09,958
Oh no!
1397
01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:12,000
- Go, go!
- Get the fuck out!
1398
01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:13,958
- What? Oh shit.
- Get the fuck out!
1399
01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:15,708
I got it.
1400
01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:17,291
Okay, I got it.
1401
01:01:17,375 --> 01:01:18,250
Oh!
1402
01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:20,625
- Look, look! Turn it. Turn it and push it!
- Okay.
1403
01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:21,541
- Turn it?
- Hurry up!
1404
01:01:21,625 --> 01:01:22,625
- And push.
- Come on!
1405
01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:23,750
- It ain't opening!
- Sorry!
1406
01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:26,375
- I'm really sorry.
- What are you sorry about? Get it open!
1407
01:01:26,458 --> 01:01:28,916
- We'll do it together. Let's go on three.
- No.
1408
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,916
- What?
- Can't do three.
1409
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,291
- What?
- I'm not good on threes. Let's do four.
1410
01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:33,625
- Okay, fine. Fuck!
- You ready?
1411
01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:35,583
One, two, three, four.
1412
01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:38,166
- I told you.
- Yes!
1413
01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:39,750
- All my life.
- I've never done on four.
1414
01:01:39,833 --> 01:01:41,125
- I can't.
- I've only done three.
1415
01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:43,166
- I've never been able to do three.
- Go!
1416
01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:45,750
- Go!
- Okay, yep. Sorry, you're right. Come on.
1417
01:01:45,833 --> 01:01:47,666
- Wait for me.
- Grab a whale dick!
1418
01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:48,583
Swim to the beach.
1419
01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:51,250
- Grab a dick.
- Grab a what?
1420
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:52,750
- I got a dick.
- Grab a dick!
1421
01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,791
It's good these things float.
1422
01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,583
They way better
than pool noodles.
1423
01:01:59,666 --> 01:02:02,666
- I just need to lay down.
- I swallowed so much water.
1424
01:02:02,750 --> 01:02:05,583
I wish I could thank the whale
that this dick belonged to.
1425
01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:09,208
I'm so thirsty.
1426
01:02:14,583 --> 01:02:17,000
Guys, dang, man!
We can say whatever we want.
1427
01:02:17,083 --> 01:02:19,083
- Without these dicks, we don't make it.
- Hey, Joe.
1428
01:02:19,166 --> 01:02:20,458
- Yeah?
- There's a jellyfish.
1429
01:02:20,541 --> 01:02:23,208
Oh, shit!
Guys, jellyfish at nine o'clock.
1430
01:02:23,291 --> 01:02:25,000
Listen. One of those sting you, it's over.
1431
01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:26,166
- Ooh! Fuck! Dude!
- What?
1432
01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:27,750
- I think it got you.
- Joe.
1433
01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:29,375
- It got who?
- Your face!
1434
01:02:29,458 --> 01:02:31,083
- It got me on the fuckin' face?
- Oh!
1435
01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:32,666
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, shit!
1436
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,166
- Do you feel anything?
- Guys, I think it got me!
1437
01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:38,000
- Yeah, no, we know!
- It got me!
1438
01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,375
- Use the dick.
- What?
1439
01:02:39,458 --> 01:02:42,208
- The dick has healing properties.
- Is it fuckin' swollen?
1440
01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:44,875
- If you put your face on it, it will help.
- No! No!
1441
01:02:44,958 --> 01:02:47,416
And I hate to say it,
but it's concentrated mostly in the tip.
1442
01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,208
That's bullshit, man!
1443
01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:52,750
By the way, we are so lucky,
'cause this one has some semen left over.
1444
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,375
Whatever it is,
it's numbing it a little.
1445
01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:03,583
Hey, Joe,
at least take the whale to dinner first.
1446
01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:06,958
- Why don't you go fuck yourself, Nick?
- That whale will never forget you!
1447
01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:09,666
Okay, that's not…
That's honestly ridiculous, guys.
1448
01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:11,958
I gotta get Benadryl and some ginger.
1449
01:03:12,041 --> 01:03:13,041
I need ginger.
1450
01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:14,916
'Cause my body,
the way that my body works,
1451
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,916
sometimes I just gotta
settle down the energy.
1452
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,333
God, it fuckin' hurts.
1453
01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:20,291
That got pretty epic back there,
1454
01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:23,083
but… we almost drowned in that boat,
and you saved us.
1455
01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:25,666
I honestly just did what I had to do, man.
1456
01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:28,250
I was thinking, um…
1457
01:03:29,166 --> 01:03:31,291
I'd really appreciate it
if you came to my wedding, Joe.
1458
01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,833
Say that again?
1459
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:37,291
Joe, you are a part of this family
as much as anybody else.
1460
01:03:37,375 --> 01:03:39,333
So I want you there on my big day. Please.
1461
01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:42,375
It'd be my fucking honor. You hear me?
1462
01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:43,833
- All right. Let's...
- I mean that.
1463
01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:46,125
- Let's go get you some Benadryl.
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1464
01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:49,000
By the way, already feeling better
after that news.
1465
01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:51,875
I send you out all night
and you come back with nothing?
1466
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:53,166
What is this guy, a ghost?
1467
01:03:53,250 --> 01:03:55,583
There's too many people
on the streets talking.
1468
01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:58,166
If word gets out that it's okay
to steal from me?
1469
01:03:58,250 --> 01:03:59,083
- Fuck no.
- Stop.
1470
01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:01,208
- I want my drugs back. Tonight.
- Go back.
1471
01:04:01,291 --> 01:04:02,250
Stop.
1472
01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:03,875
- Fuck! There he is.
- What?
1473
01:04:03,958 --> 01:04:06,708
I knew I knew that son of a bitch.
He's staying at one of our mansions.
1474
01:04:06,791 --> 01:04:09,125
- Pull up the address.
- He's renting one of our properties?
1475
01:04:09,208 --> 01:04:11,666
He broke in your summer closet
after you put that label on it.
1476
01:04:11,750 --> 01:04:14,583
And you didn't recognize him?
What are you, a fuckin' idiot?
1477
01:04:14,666 --> 01:04:16,541
He's a fucking dead man.
1478
01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,375
Unbelievable.
1479
01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:27,250
Holy shit, my feet hurt.
1480
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,541
Get some water.
Can someone get some water?
1481
01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:32,166
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
1482
01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:34,833
You know what I think? I probably
should get some more Benadryl.
1483
01:04:34,916 --> 01:04:37,041
We could try Find My Phone
on your computer.
1484
01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:39,041
It's a good idea, Mason.
A real good idea.
1485
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,583
You know, maybe we can
find those girls and get our shit back.
1486
01:04:41,666 --> 01:04:44,041
Hey, Joe, what are
all these photos and videos of us?
1487
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,041
Ohh… Oh, that's right.
1488
01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:49,125
What is this?
1489
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:54,291
- What's up?
- "Unlimited campaign pitch deck"?
1490
01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:56,458
The fuck? That's why
you brought the Unlimited bottles?
1491
01:04:56,541 --> 01:04:58,000
This is a fucking marketing campaign?
1492
01:04:58,083 --> 01:05:00,916
You've been doing,
like, corporate espionage.
1493
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,000
Listen to me, Nick.
That is not what corporate espionage is.
1494
01:05:05,083 --> 01:05:06,333
Bro, look at the angle on this.
1495
01:05:06,416 --> 01:05:08,541
That's what that fake-ass necklace was.
It was a camera!
1496
01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:12,041
Why you guys acting like this, hmm?
Y'all should be honored.
1497
01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:15,708
How fuckin' delusional do you gotta be
to think that we would be honored
1498
01:05:15,791 --> 01:05:18,083
that you commodified our life
just to sell shit?
1499
01:05:18,166 --> 01:05:20,916
What? This whole weekend's
just been some kind of fuckin' lie, huh?
1500
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:21,958
I feel violated.
1501
01:05:22,041 --> 01:05:24,708
- Hunter…
- You exploited us without our consent!
1502
01:05:24,791 --> 01:05:26,458
For your own personal shit.
1503
01:05:26,541 --> 01:05:27,875
You're a monster, Joe.
1504
01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:28,875
Now, that's enough.
1505
01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:30,291
That is enough!
1506
01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:32,958
- I'm not a monster!
- Joe.
1507
01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:36,083
I don't feel Miami no more, man.
1508
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:39,750
Freshman, now, hold on. Freshman.
Freshman, don't walk off like this.
1509
01:05:39,833 --> 01:05:41,583
You still in Miami.
1510
01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:45,625
Thought you got me out of my slump,
but you're just like Elizabeth.
1511
01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:48,416
You look and sound
exactly like her right now.
1512
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,791
Fuck you, Joe.
1513
01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:54,208
Fuck me? I'm… I'm the one
that almost got your dick sucked.
1514
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,708
Almost.
1515
01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:59,416
This is crazy, guys.
1516
01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:02,166
- I trusted you, man.
- Hey. Hey.
1517
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:06,250
Out of all people, you…
you the one that should be on my side.
1518
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:07,833
After what you said, remember?
1519
01:06:07,916 --> 01:06:11,625
You said Nick has
the emotional intelligence of a child.
1520
01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:14,375
Did you not say that to me?
1521
01:06:14,458 --> 01:06:16,208
I know he's all drugged up.
1522
01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:18,375
There's no way you said that to him.
1523
01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:22,166
- Tell him, Mason.
- Right?
1524
01:06:24,791 --> 01:06:25,791
Yeah.
1525
01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:27,833
Yeah, you know what, Nick?
1526
01:06:27,916 --> 01:06:31,375
It has been a little difficult
to talk to you since I got engaged.
1527
01:06:31,458 --> 01:06:35,458
What? Are you serious?
You friend-cheated on me with this weirdo?
1528
01:06:35,541 --> 01:06:38,166
It was just nice
1529
01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:41,625
to talk to somebody
about how excited I am to be engaged
1530
01:06:41,708 --> 01:06:45,208
without being called a pussy
every five seconds.
1531
01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:48,958
What are you talking about, Mase? That's
what our whole relationship is based on.
1532
01:06:49,041 --> 01:06:52,541
- That's how I show you...
- I'm telling you that doesn't work for me.
1533
01:06:52,625 --> 01:06:53,666
Let it land.
1534
01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:55,750
- Shut up, Joe!
- Shut the fuck up, Joe!
1535
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,333
- Fair.
- You know what?
1536
01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:00,458
- Your little project?
- Don't do that.
1537
01:07:00,541 --> 01:07:02,500
- Mmm?
- Hey, uh, okay, Nick?
1538
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:05,375
- I'm gonna tell you this one time.
- Hmm? Do you think this is cool, Joe?
1539
01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:08,708
You do what I think you're about to, it's
gonna be some furniture movin' in here.
1540
01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:11,208
- Swimmin' with the fishes, Joe.
- No, Nick, no...
1541
01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:13,333
Oh, you got some fuckin' nerve, don't you?
1542
01:07:13,416 --> 01:07:15,583
Goddamn it! You done did it.
1543
01:07:15,666 --> 01:07:16,791
Ah, shit!
1544
01:07:16,875 --> 01:07:19,375
They say I got seven seconds.
Can't hook it.
1545
01:07:19,458 --> 01:07:20,458
You…
1546
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:24,458
You done fucked up, Nick. You hear me?
1547
01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,500
You a bad person, Joe.
1548
01:07:26,583 --> 01:07:27,875
Yeah, you better walk away.
1549
01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:31,625
That's what you better do.
You better storm out like a little child.
1550
01:07:31,708 --> 01:07:35,166
I can't believe that shit.
Mason, can you believe that?
1551
01:07:37,166 --> 01:07:38,833
Joe, you gotta leave, man.
1552
01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,750
So that's how it's gonna be, huh?
1553
01:07:50,833 --> 01:07:53,250
Well, my name is still on that contract.
1554
01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:55,666
Hey, y'all gonna give me my luggage?
1555
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:04,958
Mmm.
1556
01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:06,791
Aah.
1557
01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:10,333
I probably took more than I'm supposed
to take, but I feel like I had to.
1558
01:08:10,416 --> 01:08:12,833
I think it's going down,
which is a good thing, right?
1559
01:08:12,916 --> 01:08:14,666
Having such a bad day.
1560
01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:17,833
Lost my goddamn phone.
I ain't got no wallet.
1561
01:08:17,916 --> 01:08:19,125
Can't pay for shit.
1562
01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:21,166
- God damn.
- What'd you just say?
1563
01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:23,166
- Hmm?
- You said you can't pay for this?
1564
01:08:23,250 --> 01:08:25,541
I said I can't play with this.
I don't fuck with that water.
1565
01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:31,458
Whoo!
1566
01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:32,708
Whoo! Yeah!
1567
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:37,833
I know you fuckin' lyin'.
1568
01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,625
Hey!
1569
01:08:45,375 --> 01:08:47,458
Hey! Don't trust them bitches!
1570
01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:49,083
Shots! Shots! Shots!
1571
01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:51,916
Wait! Them bitches are robbers!
1572
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,916
They're fuckin' robbers!
1573
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,458
Don't trust them!
1574
01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:06,208
Aah!
1575
01:09:06,291 --> 01:09:07,958
I was having…
1576
01:09:08,041 --> 01:09:09,083
Aah!
1577
01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:11,458
Aah!
1578
01:09:11,541 --> 01:09:13,708
- Hey, what the fuck was that?
- Yah!
1579
01:09:13,791 --> 01:09:15,583
- Oh, shit!
- Surprise, bitches!
1580
01:09:15,666 --> 01:09:17,750
Guess who's back from Roofie Island?
1581
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:19,708
Oh my God!
1582
01:09:19,791 --> 01:09:21,458
- Everybody stay still!
- What the fuck?
1583
01:09:21,541 --> 01:09:25,166
Listen to me. I'm here to save your life
because these bitches, they crooks!
1584
01:09:25,250 --> 01:09:26,208
- What, man?
- No!
1585
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:28,083
- Oh, fuck!
- Don't you fucking drink that!
1586
01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:29,916
Don't drink it!
They gonna fucking drug y'all!
1587
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,416
You hear me? You're not gonna be yourself.
1588
01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:33,750
He drank it.
1589
01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:36,583
- Hey, brother, look at me. He gone!
- He's smashed.
1590
01:09:36,666 --> 01:09:38,958
- Shut your ass up! Hey, man!
- He just looks like that!
1591
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:41,583
Look at me, man.
Don't you fucking die on me!
1592
01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:43,125
- Fuck this shit! I'm out.
- No, no…
1593
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:46,125
You gotta get him some fucking food,
man. Put somethin' on his system.
1594
01:09:46,208 --> 01:09:48,041
- Put somethin' on his system.
- Noted!
1595
01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,833
Get him some fuckin' water!
1596
01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:54,458
Ohh. Now, I see this
goin' one of two ways.
1597
01:09:54,541 --> 01:09:57,500
You can either go the easy way
or the hard way.
1598
01:09:57,583 --> 01:09:59,041
Easy way is real simple.
1599
01:09:59,125 --> 01:10:00,291
Give us our shit.
1600
01:10:00,958 --> 01:10:02,041
You mean
1601
01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:05,750
our shit, yeah?
1602
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:06,958
- Oh, you want it?
- Well!
1603
01:10:07,041 --> 01:10:08,958
- Somebody's smart about their choice.
- Want it?
1604
01:10:14,125 --> 01:10:15,708
Oh, shit!
1605
01:10:16,291 --> 01:10:17,500
Get off! Get off of me!
1606
01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:19,000
Man, shut the fuck up!
1607
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:23,166
- Get his ass! Fuck him up.
- Get out! Get the fuck out!
1608
01:10:23,250 --> 01:10:24,916
- Y'all tryin' to kill me?
- Get the fuck out!
1609
01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,791
- Get the fuck out!
- Get your fuckin' hands off me!
1610
01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:37,875
- Yes!
- Sit your ass down!
1611
01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,000
I'll fuck you up!
1612
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,958
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
1613
01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,166
You die!
1614
01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:50,500
Motherfucker! Bitch, take this!
1615
01:10:51,166 --> 01:10:54,458
I didn't actually
want your dick. You thought that?
1616
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,083
Fuck you, bitches!
1617
01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:02,291
Oh, shit!
1618
01:11:04,291 --> 01:11:07,000
Oh my God, Scarlett! I'm so sorry!
God! Oh, my God!
1619
01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:29,958
Get his ass!
1620
01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:33,750
I'm getting the fuck out of here!
1621
01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,375
Watch out! Oh!
1622
01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:37,791
Get over here!
1623
01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:44,833
I would never fuck you, you fucking idiot!
1624
01:11:44,916 --> 01:11:47,041
Oh, yeah? You fucking lost!
1625
01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:50,291
Four against one. Four against one!
And I got the bag. Fuck you!
1626
01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:54,208
I got your scrapbook back.
1627
01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:57,208
It wasn't easy, but I fuckin'...
1628
01:11:57,291 --> 01:11:58,875
What the fuck are you doing?
1629
01:11:58,958 --> 01:12:01,166
- I'm sorry! I thought you were them.
- Thought I was who?
1630
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:02,083
Drug guys, man.
1631
01:12:02,166 --> 01:12:03,708
- What?
- They took Mason!
1632
01:12:03,791 --> 01:12:05,583
You know Mason,
the strong one we were with?
1633
01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:06,541
- The wedding?
- Yeah.
1634
01:12:06,625 --> 01:12:08,541
- There was four of us, now three?
- I know Mason.
1635
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:11,416
- Light-skinned, kinda like us but lighter?
- I know who the fuck Mason is!
1636
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,916
- They took him!
- I'm losing a lotta patience with you.
1637
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,833
- With me? You made us drug dealers!
- Yes.
1638
01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:19,583
Stop it! Right now. Take a beat,
and tell me what the fuck is goin' on.
1639
01:12:19,666 --> 01:12:22,583
They think that you, Ricardo Montana,
are some sort of kingpin
1640
01:12:22,666 --> 01:12:24,166
trying to move into their territory.
1641
01:12:24,250 --> 01:12:26,625
- Who thinks that?
- They told us that we have until 8:00 p.m.
1642
01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:29,291
We get the drugs back,
or they're gonna kill Mason.
1643
01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:30,875
- What drugs?
- Yeah, "What drugs?"
1644
01:12:30,958 --> 01:12:33,375
Yeah, what drug…
Don't pull that shit on me. What drugs?
1645
01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:37,291
You stole 30 kilos of cocaine
from the big yacht.
1646
01:12:37,375 --> 01:12:39,333
- I ain't steal no goddamn drugs.
- You did!
1647
01:12:39,416 --> 01:12:41,916
They gave me this burner phone
and they said if we call the cops,
1648
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,000
they're gonna kill Mason.
1649
01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:45,333
We have to meet them
at some exchange point with the drugs.
1650
01:12:45,416 --> 01:12:48,000
I don't know how to use this.
It's from your generation. You do it.
1651
01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,625
Y'all need to listen to me. Listen good.
1652
01:12:49,708 --> 01:12:50,916
You sound like fuckin' idiots!
1653
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,625
Like I wouldn't know if I had 30 kilos
of cocaine on the…
1654
01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:00,916
- Careful.
- The jet skis!
1655
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,791
- When you go down the stairs, make a left.
- Come on, come on!
1656
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:06,458
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, God.
1657
01:13:06,541 --> 01:13:09,208
- Over here, over here.
- How you open it?
1658
01:13:09,291 --> 01:13:10,791
Oh, the front.
1659
01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,250
- Hold the top.
- Oh! Oh!
1660
01:13:12,333 --> 01:13:14,833
That's, like, five billion dollars' worth
of cocaine.
1661
01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:17,625
- I don't know about that math, man.
- Guys, what is it?
1662
01:13:18,333 --> 01:13:20,041
Yeah. Yeah, Joe.
1663
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:21,375
Bunch of it, man.
1664
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:24,750
Oh, shit.
1665
01:13:26,708 --> 01:13:27,958
You bitches have my drugs?
1666
01:13:28,791 --> 01:13:31,416
Yes, but… but listen, we… we have them,
1667
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:32,875
but I just wanna tell you that we...
1668
01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:33,958
Who's this?
1669
01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:37,458
Um… This is Joe Nixon.
1670
01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:40,583
I told you
I only wanna talk to Ricardo Montana.
1671
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:42,750
Give me Ricardo Montana or the kid dies.
1672
01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:44,625
- Oh, my…
- Okay, so here's the thing...
1673
01:13:45,875 --> 01:13:48,166
- Hello? Oh, shit, he hung up.
- Oh, my…
1674
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:49,791
Oh, fuck, no.
1675
01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:52,833
No, no, no, no. Okay, uh, call…
call him back and be Ricardo.
1676
01:13:53,416 --> 01:13:55,291
- It's not that easy.
- Just call Ricardo.
1677
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,625
I don't have the fuckin' patience
to deal with Freshman right now.
1678
01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:00,833
- Chill out.
- It's not a different guy. It's a…
1679
01:14:00,916 --> 01:14:02,625
- It's him.
- What?
1680
01:14:02,708 --> 01:14:05,458
- Just...
- Guys, I cannot just become Ricardo.
1681
01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,750
- Ricardo is inside of you. All right.
- He's inside of him?
1682
01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:08,875
- It sounded weird.
- Wait.
1683
01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:10,708
It's not voluntary.
1684
01:14:10,791 --> 01:14:13,500
All right?
It only happens if I… if I do the shit.
1685
01:14:15,291 --> 01:14:16,208
What?
1686
01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:18,583
Okay, so…
1687
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,125
Nick, cut him up a little bit of that.
1688
01:14:25,208 --> 01:14:28,375
- Come on, Joe, it's just… it's just coke.
- Yep, just get in there.
1689
01:14:29,458 --> 01:14:30,291
For Mason.
1690
01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:37,500
Oh.
1691
01:14:39,583 --> 01:14:41,041
- Whew!
- Oh.
1692
01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:42,916
Hah!
1693
01:14:43,541 --> 01:14:44,625
- Whoo!
- Did it work?
1694
01:14:44,708 --> 01:14:46,458
Yeah, are you… are you Ricardo?
1695
01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:48,250
God, please speak Spanish.
1696
01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:50,916
You wanna salsa yet?
1697
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,750
Buenos… buenos días.
1698
01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:54,416
Hola, Ricardo?
1699
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,291
Hola? ¿Cómo estás?
1700
01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:01,666
No, still Joe.
1701
01:15:01,750 --> 01:15:03,750
- Fuck!
- Fuck me, man. Come on, dude.
1702
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:05,000
Um… Do more.
1703
01:15:05,083 --> 01:15:05,916
- Yeah.
- What?
1704
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,750
Do more fucking coke, man!
We need you to become Ricardo.
1705
01:15:08,833 --> 01:15:10,958
That makes a lot of sense.
You have to do more coke.
1706
01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:12,333
- No. No.
- Wait. What if Joe dies?
1707
01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:13,291
That's a good point.
1708
01:15:13,375 --> 01:15:15,875
What if Joe dies?
What if Mason dies, dawg?
1709
01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:18,500
- You gotta just do it.
- I didn't put anything on my stomach.
1710
01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:20,791
My stomach get fucked up.
I didn't take no Pepto-Bismol.
1711
01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,583
- Shut the fuck up about Pepto!
- Do more!
1712
01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:24,916
Not how it works.
When you do it, wait a beat. Take a beat.
1713
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,583
- Then after that, another beat.
- A beat?
1714
01:15:26,666 --> 01:15:28,125
- If I don't…
- What's he talking about?
1715
01:15:28,208 --> 01:15:29,916
- What are you talking about?
- Do more, man!
1716
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,375
- No, you gotta...
- Hey, fuck it.
1717
01:15:31,458 --> 01:15:33,583
- You're doing more cocaine.
- No, no! Oh!
1718
01:15:33,666 --> 01:15:35,291
- Do it!
- Oh, fuck!
1719
01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:36,916
Oh. Oh!
1720
01:15:39,916 --> 01:15:41,208
What the fuck was that?
1721
01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:43,458
Huh? Seriously, man, seriously.
1722
01:15:43,541 --> 01:15:45,041
What the fuck?
What are you doing, man?
1723
01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:47,583
Fuck that! Don't put a handful
of cocaine in somebody's face.
1724
01:15:47,666 --> 01:15:49,541
I don't know what it was.
What if I fuckin' OD'd?
1725
01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:51,541
You're fucked up. Fucked up.
Everybody here's...
1726
01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:12,458
Oh, shit.
1727
01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:15,791
Where did he get glasses from?
1728
01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:20,333
Did it work?
1729
01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:22,791
Are you Ricardo?
1730
01:16:25,500 --> 01:16:27,916
- Is he all right?
- Something happened. I don't know.
1731
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,000
- Say something.
- How you feelin'?
1732
01:16:30,083 --> 01:16:31,250
- Did you...
- ¡Cállate!
1733
01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:34,208
We was trying to call you, man.
1734
01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:37,583
Enough.
1735
01:16:38,916 --> 01:16:40,291
Dial the fucking number.
1736
01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:41,500
- Okay.
- Dial it.
1737
01:16:41,583 --> 01:16:43,208
- Yeah. Okay.
- Put it on "peaker" phone.
1738
01:16:43,291 --> 01:16:45,416
- What?
- Put it on "peaker" phone.
1739
01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:47,333
Do what he says, man.
Put it on "peaker" phone.
1740
01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:50,583
"Peaker" phone. There ya go.
1741
01:16:50,666 --> 01:16:53,083
This better be Ricardo.
1742
01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:54,166
Sí.
1743
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,375
And you are?
1744
01:16:57,875 --> 01:17:00,041
We both know who I am.
Do you have my drugs?
1745
01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:01,750
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
1746
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,041
- No, we have them.
- It depends.
1747
01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:06,541
Depends on if you have my niño.
1748
01:17:06,625 --> 01:17:07,916
That's "boy."
1749
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,708
- Hmm?
- I have your niño.
1750
01:17:09,791 --> 01:17:10,875
Listen.
1751
01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:12,875
You listen good.
1752
01:17:12,958 --> 01:17:14,666
Oh, he's… he's negotiating.
1753
01:17:14,750 --> 01:17:18,250
If there is one scratch… on him,
1754
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,625
one scratch,
1755
01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:23,291
you and me, we gon' have a problem.
1756
01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:24,833
Big problem.
1757
01:17:24,916 --> 01:17:26,250
Hmm?
1758
01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:30,666
You no want a problem with me,
'cause I crazy.
1759
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:34,041
You hear me?
1760
01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:35,833
Why don't I just kill him now?
1761
01:17:35,916 --> 01:17:36,750
Fuck.
1762
01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:39,000
I'll tell you why!
1763
01:17:39,083 --> 01:17:40,708
Because you no want no war.
1764
01:17:40,791 --> 01:17:42,375
I want war.
1765
01:17:43,041 --> 01:17:44,333
I love war.
1766
01:17:44,416 --> 01:17:48,250
In fact, you want to hear
a little surprise?
1767
01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:49,208
Hmm?
1768
01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:52,416
I already partner with the yakuza.
1769
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:53,791
They with me today.
1770
01:17:53,875 --> 01:17:55,375
- No! Why are you saying that?
- Hmm.
1771
01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:57,833
You're full of shit.
I already have a deal with the yakuza.
1772
01:17:57,916 --> 01:17:59,125
I no lie!
1773
01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:04,333
It makes me want to feed you
to my hippopotamus. Huh?
1774
01:18:04,916 --> 01:18:06,666
I let you talk to the yakuza yourself.
1775
01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:08,916
Why are you doing this, man? No.
1776
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:09,875
Yakuza.
1777
01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:13,583
Speak.
1778
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:16,958
Not anymore.
We've partnered with Ricardo Montana.
1779
01:18:18,541 --> 01:18:19,458
Boom.
1780
01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:22,041
Like a big bomb go off.
1781
01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:25,458
So now you listen to me.
1782
01:18:25,958 --> 01:18:28,416
We are going to do a trade.
1783
01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:32,541
My guy, your drug, hmm? That simple.
1784
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:34,166
- Hey, maybe you should...
- Hey.
1785
01:18:35,583 --> 01:18:36,416
- I would just...
- Yah!
1786
01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:37,333
Oh!
1787
01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:39,458
- What the fuck, dude?
- Enough.
1788
01:18:39,541 --> 01:18:40,958
Slapped the fuck outta you.
1789
01:18:41,041 --> 01:18:42,083
Silence.
1790
01:18:42,166 --> 01:18:43,291
Oh!
1791
01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:45,333
Do we have a deal?
1792
01:18:45,416 --> 01:18:46,750
- Ow! What?
- Huh?
1793
01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,500
Sending you a location.
1794
01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:49,458
- Aah.
- Oh, yes.
1795
01:18:49,541 --> 01:18:52,625
You make the right decision.
1796
01:18:52,708 --> 01:18:55,666
I'm looking forward to settling
who the true king of Miami is.
1797
01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:58,500
And I look forward to fucking your mother.
1798
01:18:58,583 --> 01:19:00,291
- What the fuck, man?
- Wait a minute.
1799
01:19:00,375 --> 01:19:02,458
- Too far.
- What is that?
1800
01:19:02,541 --> 01:19:04,916
- Ricardo!
- Don't fuck with Ricardo.
1801
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,166
That's great.
1802
01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:07,875
Oh, oh, oh, oh! We got a text.
1803
01:19:07,958 --> 01:19:08,875
Oh, it's an address.
1804
01:19:08,958 --> 01:19:11,250
All right. Come on, let's go.
We got this shit. Let's go.
1805
01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:13,291
Get all of the drugs and just get out...
1806
01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:14,333
Wait!
1807
01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:19,208
Hmm.
1808
01:19:20,916 --> 01:19:22,208
This is good.
1809
01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:25,083
If we are going to party,
1810
01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:28,416
then I am going to want
to dress appropriately.
1811
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:32,208
And you, well, you will do the same.
1812
01:19:32,791 --> 01:19:33,750
Hmm?
1813
01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:42,625
Aah!
1814
01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:44,333
¡Vamos!
1815
01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:46,125
Vamos, yeah. I don't know.
1816
01:20:36,625 --> 01:20:38,708
- Ricardo, you good? You okay?
- Hmm?
1817
01:20:38,791 --> 01:20:41,208
No. The fucking coke wore off.
1818
01:20:41,291 --> 01:20:42,708
- What?
- I can feel my goddamn teeth.
1819
01:20:42,791 --> 01:20:44,666
My chin is fuckin'
all of a sudden under control.
1820
01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:45,750
- It's gone.
- Got it.
1821
01:20:45,833 --> 01:20:49,083
- I'll helicopter dick. Distract 'em.
- Do not take your dick out.
1822
01:20:49,166 --> 01:20:50,875
- It's long. They won't know what to do.
- Yo!
1823
01:20:52,541 --> 01:20:55,375
- You glittery motherfuckers, let's go.
- Just follow my lead.
1824
01:20:55,958 --> 01:20:58,125
Follow his lead. Follow his lead. Okay.
1825
01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:00,875
Loco.
1826
01:21:04,916 --> 01:21:07,708
Oh, I'm so glad
you guys made a wardrobe change!
1827
01:21:07,791 --> 01:21:09,041
Okay, okay.
1828
01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:10,666
Papi's here.
1829
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:12,416
Game's over.
1830
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,083
So.
1831
01:21:15,416 --> 01:21:18,333
You thought you were gonna be
the new king of Miami, eh, Ricardito?
1832
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:21,291
Get on my boat, you steal my shit.
1833
01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:24,000
You think I was gonna let you go,
with doing that?
1834
01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:28,458
Why are you wearing my father's clothes?
1835
01:21:29,541 --> 01:21:31,875
Don't fucking look down.
I'm talking to you here.
1836
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:34,500
Why are you wearing
my dead father's clothes?
1837
01:21:34,583 --> 01:21:35,958
What kind of person are you?
1838
01:21:36,041 --> 01:21:38,583
You know how much disrespect
my father had when he was alive
1839
01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:40,041
because he was a little person?
1840
01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:42,583
And now this? I gotta look
at this little shit little person
1841
01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:44,083
with his fucking clothes on?
1842
01:21:45,708 --> 01:21:48,083
I called the yakuza.
They never heard of you.
1843
01:21:48,166 --> 01:21:51,583
So now I'm wondering,
who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?
1844
01:21:54,541 --> 01:21:55,833
It's a simple fucking question.
1845
01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:07,833
Why are you clapping?
1846
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:11,583
Why the fuck are you clapping?
Give… give me a gun.
1847
01:22:15,416 --> 01:22:17,708
Okay, I'm gonna ask you
the same question again.
1848
01:22:17,791 --> 01:22:20,083
Then I'm gonna count to three
and I expect an answer.
1849
01:22:20,166 --> 01:22:23,541
Who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?
One, two, three.
1850
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,875
- Oh my God!
- Joe, just tell him the fuckin' truth!
1851
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,416
Okay. All right.
1852
01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:32,708
You wanna know the truth?
1853
01:22:32,791 --> 01:22:33,875
I'm nobody.
1854
01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:37,291
I'm a guy that crashed
these fucking kids' bachelor party
1855
01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:38,958
because I'm… I'm scared.
1856
01:22:39,041 --> 01:22:41,333
I'm scared to grow up, man.
1857
01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,208
Ricardo Montana's fuckin' fiction.
He's not even real.
1858
01:22:44,291 --> 01:22:46,458
It's some… it's somebody
I turn into when I do coke.
1859
01:22:47,041 --> 01:22:49,666
Okay? It makes me
all stupid and crazy, man.
1860
01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:51,750
My name is Joe Nixon.
1861
01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:53,625
I'm a 40-year-old creative exec.
1862
01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:56,791
I stole the jet skis. I had no idea
that the goddamn drugs was in 'em.
1863
01:22:56,875 --> 01:22:58,958
- We had no idea.
- No idea.
1864
01:22:59,041 --> 01:23:02,500
These guys got nothin' to do with this.
I'm the one. I fucked up. It's all me.
1865
01:23:03,791 --> 01:23:06,875
So if you guys wanna do anything
to anybody, it should be me.
1866
01:23:06,958 --> 01:23:10,041
'Cause I'm the one whose fucking life
is goin' down a goddamn tube,
1867
01:23:10,125 --> 01:23:11,583
and I'm scared.
1868
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:13,708
That's my truth.
1869
01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:18,875
All this is because…
you had a midlife crisis?
1870
01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:22,916
I think I said a lot more than that.
I think I said… I gave you more examples.
1871
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:26,541
So you come down here
pretending to be a Cuban drug lord
1872
01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:28,083
with a shitty fucking accent?
1873
01:23:28,166 --> 01:23:30,625
You think every fucking drug lord
here in Miami is Cuban?
1874
01:23:30,708 --> 01:23:33,416
No. Everybody wants to be
fucking Tony Montana
1875
01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:35,041
with a stupid fucking accent!
1876
01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:37,166
Am I speaking with that fucking accent?
1877
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:42,291
- What do you think you sound like?
- Joe.
1878
01:23:42,375 --> 01:23:43,291
No.
1879
01:23:43,375 --> 01:23:44,833
- Are you a fucking moron?
- No...
1880
01:23:44,916 --> 01:23:46,666
Let me tell you something,
when I do cocaine,
1881
01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:49,875
I… I do a really hilarious
African American accent.
1882
01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:51,833
Really? Okay, but, what, like hip-hop?
1883
01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:55,041
No, you fuckin' idiot!
Why would I do that? It's disrespectful.
1884
01:23:55,125 --> 01:23:57,958
- That's… Okay, I get it.
- Are you a fuckin' moron?
1885
01:23:58,041 --> 01:24:01,166
No, that's what I'm saying. What you're
saying, after you say it, I'm like, "Oh."
1886
01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:12,083
I miss you, papi.
1887
01:24:22,583 --> 01:24:23,750
He's crying.
1888
01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:24,833
He's fucking crying?
1889
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:27,125
You smell just like my father.
1890
01:24:27,208 --> 01:24:28,916
Yeah. Yeah.
1891
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:31,625
You ain't had…
you ain't had a chance to get it out.
1892
01:24:34,875 --> 01:24:35,958
Love you, papi.
1893
01:24:36,833 --> 01:24:38,041
Uh…
1894
01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:42,208
Love… love you too.
1895
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:49,625
You're too old for this crazy shit, man.
You gotta settle down.
1896
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:52,833
You know, I settled down,
and it changed my life.
1897
01:24:52,916 --> 01:24:54,625
You see my son over here?
1898
01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:56,708
Jonathan. He's my pride and joy.
1899
01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:58,166
Love you, Dad.
1900
01:24:58,250 --> 01:25:01,333
Dad, uh, on the streets,
I thought I told you to call me Jaze.
1901
01:25:01,416 --> 01:25:02,791
Shut up. They don't call you that.
1902
01:25:02,875 --> 01:25:04,750
I swear to God.
I told you last week over brunch.
1903
01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:07,291
- I even got the tattoo and everything.
- Okay, whatever, Jazz.
1904
01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:08,708
- Jaze, Dad, with an E.
- No...
1905
01:25:08,791 --> 01:25:11,500
- Please, just say it.
- Okay, Jazz with an E. Okay, whatever.
1906
01:25:11,583 --> 01:25:12,500
Go.
1907
01:25:13,291 --> 01:25:15,208
I see what you're saying about family,
and that's…
1908
01:25:15,291 --> 01:25:17,750
What you guys have? I want that.
1909
01:25:17,833 --> 01:25:19,625
- He takes after his mother.
- Okay.
1910
01:25:19,708 --> 01:25:21,041
Okay.
1911
01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:25,458
You need to prioritize the people
in your life that are most important.
1912
01:25:25,541 --> 01:25:27,250
Reach out to them,
tell them you love them,
1913
01:25:27,333 --> 01:25:29,333
and that you wanna be with them forever.
1914
01:25:29,416 --> 01:25:30,958
It's the most important thing.
1915
01:25:35,791 --> 01:25:38,583
Okay, let him go.
Let's hit the road. Grab the stash.
1916
01:25:38,666 --> 01:25:40,583
- Welcome home, buddy.
- Oh!
1917
01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:42,875
- We love you.
- Oh, my God.
1918
01:25:42,958 --> 01:25:44,541
- Joey.
- Yeah?
1919
01:25:44,625 --> 01:25:47,291
You're lucky I'm old school,
and I don't kill civilians.
1920
01:25:48,083 --> 01:25:48,958
Take the coat off.
1921
01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:52,250
Yeah, no, abs… absolutely.
1922
01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,500
You, uh… Yep, just…
1923
01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:55,958
- That's it.
- You want the pants too?
1924
01:25:56,041 --> 01:25:56,958
No, no, keep the pants.
1925
01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:06,125
Joe, what is on your ass?
1926
01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:07,291
- That's shit.
- What?
1927
01:26:07,375 --> 01:26:08,500
- Huh? What?
- That's shit.
1928
01:26:08,583 --> 01:26:10,666
- I was worried.
- The gunshot. It's shit.
1929
01:26:10,750 --> 01:26:12,416
- A scary situation.
- I did.
1930
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,875
- Oh my God.
- I did.
1931
01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:22,000
You are gonna have
a great time at this weddin'.
1932
01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:24,416
- Freshman, don't fuck up the date. When?
- October.
1933
01:26:24,500 --> 01:26:25,750
It's July 7, Freshman.
1934
01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:28,958
Oh, July 7.
My fault, I thought it was Halloween.
1935
01:26:29,583 --> 01:26:31,500
It's not… it's not on Halloween, Freshman.
1936
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:34,833
Switchin' topics, Freshman,
I didn't tell you how good a job you did
1937
01:26:34,916 --> 01:26:37,083
on that call with them drug lords,
it blew me away.
1938
01:26:37,166 --> 01:26:39,541
You need to go get a job at the UN
as a translator.
1939
01:26:39,625 --> 01:26:41,208
- Become a hero.
- Like Batman?
1940
01:26:41,791 --> 01:26:43,875
- I'm done fightin' it. You gotta submit.
- Yep.
1941
01:26:43,958 --> 01:26:45,625
- Right?
- Let him do his thing.
1942
01:26:45,708 --> 01:26:49,958
I am unbelievably sorry for really, uh…
ruining your weekend, man.
1943
01:26:50,041 --> 01:26:53,125
You did.
You did fuck up the whole weekend.
1944
01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:54,291
Yeah.
1945
01:26:54,375 --> 01:26:58,166
But it was unforgettable, Joe.
You're gonna make it in the book for sure.
1946
01:26:58,250 --> 01:27:00,125
Wow.
1947
01:27:00,208 --> 01:27:02,750
Being in the book is a big deal, man.
Thank you.
1948
01:27:03,416 --> 01:27:05,416
If I could just give you
a piece of information…
1949
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:08,416
It's not advice. It's just information.
1950
01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:12,083
Understand that the world is gonna throw
a lot of curveballs at you.
1951
01:27:12,166 --> 01:27:14,833
It's your job to filter through it
and make decisions
1952
01:27:14,916 --> 01:27:16,625
that best suit you and what you have.
1953
01:27:16,708 --> 01:27:18,916
But you protect this. Protect this circle.
1954
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:22,125
Nick, you were gonna helicopter dick
to save my life.
1955
01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,583
I won't forget that.
1956
01:27:25,291 --> 01:27:28,083
Man, I would helicopter dick for you
a thousand times.
1957
01:27:29,125 --> 01:27:30,875
I mean it. For you. For any of you.
1958
01:27:30,958 --> 01:27:32,208
You too, Joe.
1959
01:27:32,291 --> 01:27:33,625
- All of us.
- I don't need it.
1960
01:27:33,708 --> 01:27:34,833
- We can do it.
- Let's do it.
1961
01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:37,833
No, guys, no. I think
it's one of those things that's yours.
1962
01:27:37,916 --> 01:27:38,833
- All right.
- Why not?
1963
01:27:38,916 --> 01:27:40,458
- Suit yourself.
- I'll take a hug.
1964
01:27:40,541 --> 01:27:43,208
- You wanna touch us?
- Can we just do a hug? Give me a hug.
1965
01:27:43,291 --> 01:27:45,916
- Let's do it, come on.
- All right.
1966
01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:48,083
- Huh? Give me a hug.
- Yeah.
1967
01:27:48,166 --> 01:27:49,666
- Come on.
- You know what?
1968
01:27:50,166 --> 01:27:52,250
This makes me feel Miami!
1969
01:27:59,625 --> 01:28:02,875
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to New York's John F. Kennedy Airport.
1970
01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:06,291
For your continued safety
and the safety of those around you,
1971
01:28:06,375 --> 01:28:08,666
please keep your seatbelt fastened…
1972
01:28:08,750 --> 01:28:11,541
…until the aircraft has come
to a complete stop at the gate.
1973
01:28:12,291 --> 01:28:13,708
Sorry I wrecked your shit,
1974
01:28:13,791 --> 01:28:16,666
but I was able to save your hard drive
and I made this for your little ass.
1975
01:28:23,791 --> 01:28:25,083
This is good.
1976
01:28:26,250 --> 01:28:27,583
This is really good.
1977
01:28:42,041 --> 01:28:45,166
- Where is he?
- Uh, he just texted. He's almost here.
1978
01:29:20,875 --> 01:29:22,916
Shit.
1979
01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:29,083
Aah! Hey.
1980
01:29:29,166 --> 01:29:30,166
Um, I…
1981
01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:32,625
I'll be quick,
'cause I know you're in a rush, right?
1982
01:29:32,708 --> 01:29:36,000
This past weekend, I got asked two of
the most important questions of my life.
1983
01:29:36,083 --> 01:29:39,125
The first question was,
"Do you love this woman?"
1984
01:29:40,916 --> 01:29:43,833
The second question, which I think
is the most important question, was,
1985
01:29:43,916 --> 01:29:46,625
"Can you see yourself being with
this woman for the rest of your life?"
1986
01:29:46,708 --> 01:29:48,500
And…
1987
01:29:48,583 --> 01:29:50,500
And that's when I realized
that you are my life.
1988
01:29:51,250 --> 01:29:53,958
Right? Like, I mean,
out of all the things I have in my life,
1989
01:29:54,041 --> 01:29:58,041
there's nothin' more important than you,
which makes both of the answers "yes."
1990
01:29:58,708 --> 01:30:00,541
Like, both of my answers are yes.
1991
01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:06,125
Ain't that from that goddamn sleep number
mattress quiz that went viral last year?
1992
01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:08,333
Okay, fair. Fair.
1993
01:30:08,416 --> 01:30:11,000
But that doesn't mean
that what I'm sayin' isn't true.
1994
01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:13,708
Right? It doesn't make it not true
because it's how I feel.
1995
01:30:13,791 --> 01:30:15,833
Okay, well, what about your pitch?
1996
01:30:15,916 --> 01:30:19,125
What about the goin' away with
the fuckboys, the save-your-job thing?
1997
01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,625
Fuck that pitch. I'm not…
I'm not worried about the pitch.
1998
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,541
I'm missin' it right now.
1999
01:30:23,625 --> 01:30:26,583
I'm thinking about doin' something
different. Startin' my own business.
2000
01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:28,958
You know, becoming my own boss.
2001
01:30:29,458 --> 01:30:31,500
And if I'm my own boss,
that means I'm a CEO.
2002
01:30:31,583 --> 01:30:34,166
I can make my own rules. Relocate.
2003
01:30:35,041 --> 01:30:37,291
But that would just be
to be closer to you.
2004
01:30:38,875 --> 01:30:41,000
I love you, and I'm sorry.
2005
01:30:44,208 --> 01:30:45,750
I don't wanna lose you.
2006
01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:51,041
I'm sorry.
2007
01:30:52,958 --> 01:30:53,875
Sorry.
2008
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,333
Sorry.
2009
01:31:00,166 --> 01:31:01,916
- I love you.
- Love you.
2010
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,041
I love you.
2011
01:31:14,833 --> 01:31:16,750
You weren't kidding
about this Miami thing, huh?
2012
01:31:16,833 --> 01:31:19,083
Oh, like I said, baby, we bonded.
2013
01:31:19,166 --> 01:31:20,500
Hey, y'all. Hey, how's it goin'?
2014
01:31:20,583 --> 01:31:21,583
- Hi.
- Hi, good to see you.
2015
01:31:21,666 --> 01:31:25,208
So Barry wants to know if we wanna
extend the campaign to mid-level markets.
2016
01:31:25,291 --> 01:31:28,250
- Hey, Joe, check it out. I'm in Miami!
- Barry.
2017
01:31:28,333 --> 01:31:30,666
- Whoo! Wife and I got a weekend away.
- No. Barry.
2018
01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:32,333
- We just bought some cocaine.
- Bye, Barry.
2019
01:31:32,416 --> 01:31:33,958
I'm not doing that. We're at a wedding!
2020
01:31:34,041 --> 01:31:36,083
- Yeah.
- We're not working! I'm with my fiancée.
2021
01:31:36,166 --> 01:31:38,041
- I know. Beautiful.
- Right? Okay.
2022
01:31:38,125 --> 01:31:40,250
I understand you brought in
the Unlimited campaign,
2023
01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:42,250
which is why I hired you,
but I will fire you.
2024
01:31:42,333 --> 01:31:43,333
- Oh.
- 'Cause I'm your boss.
2025
01:31:43,416 --> 01:31:44,708
- And it's my company.
- Right.
2026
01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:47,083
- I will fire you.
- True. Okay, yeah. Thank you, unc.
2027
01:31:47,166 --> 01:31:48,416
- Okay.
- Old!
2028
01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:50,375
"Unc"?
2029
01:31:50,458 --> 01:31:52,708
You really made a big impact
with these boys.
2030
01:31:52,791 --> 01:31:55,916
Well, that's what I do. I think
I make a big impact on anyone I meet.
2031
01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:58,666
But, honestly, they make
a better and bigger impact on me.
2032
01:31:58,750 --> 01:32:01,125
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes. Good kids.
2033
01:32:01,625 --> 01:32:03,041
Hi, lovely lady.
2034
01:32:03,125 --> 01:32:05,541
- I'm gonna steal him for two seconds.
- Have at it.
2035
01:32:05,625 --> 01:32:06,833
- Hold on.
- I'll return him.
2036
01:32:06,916 --> 01:32:08,416
Hey. Look, don't take me away.
2037
01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:11,000
- Watch yourself! Who's calling my phone?
- Boys, let's go.
2038
01:32:11,083 --> 01:32:12,958
- You supposed to be out.
- Yeah!
2039
01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:14,791
- Come on.
- All right.
2040
01:32:14,875 --> 01:32:16,041
Uh… Okay, okay.
2041
01:32:16,125 --> 01:32:18,791
- Wait, shots.
- Whoa!
2042
01:32:18,875 --> 01:32:20,750
- Yes, please.
- I'm gonna say it.
2043
01:32:20,833 --> 01:32:22,750
- Uh…
- Mmm. Emotional check-in time.
2044
01:32:22,833 --> 01:32:24,375
- Oh!
- Ooh!
2045
01:32:24,458 --> 01:32:25,750
- Okay!
- Oh!
2046
01:32:25,833 --> 01:32:27,375
- I'll start. I got you.
- You're starting?
2047
01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:29,458
I feel married.
2048
01:32:29,541 --> 01:32:30,750
Whoo!
2049
01:32:30,833 --> 01:32:31,833
- Hey! Okay.
- Yeah.
2050
01:32:31,916 --> 01:32:34,875
Hey, uh… I feel like I'm, uh,
2051
01:32:34,958 --> 01:32:35,833
employed.
2052
01:32:35,916 --> 01:32:37,125
For now.
2053
01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:38,875
- Okay. Okay, for now.
- Finally!
2054
01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:40,291
I feel…
2055
01:32:40,875 --> 01:32:42,041
out of my slump.
2056
01:32:42,125 --> 01:32:43,791
Yeah, that's big.
2057
01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:44,791
That's real big.
2058
01:32:44,875 --> 01:32:46,791
- I feel married, really.
- Why?
2059
01:32:46,875 --> 01:32:49,250
'Cause when he get married,
I felt the energy of the marriage,
2060
01:32:49,333 --> 01:32:50,458
and I wanna get married too.
2061
01:32:50,541 --> 01:32:51,958
- Right! That's good.
- Yeah!
2062
01:32:52,041 --> 01:32:53,125
Um…
2063
01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:55,291
I feel…
2064
01:32:59,208 --> 01:33:01,291
…like I'm going to be planning
a bachelor party soon.
2065
01:33:01,375 --> 01:33:05,000
Whoa!
2066
01:33:17,291 --> 01:33:18,666
Oh no.
2067
01:33:19,166 --> 01:33:20,625
Oh no…
2068
01:33:23,041 --> 01:33:25,541
Old-fashioned. Come on! Yeah!
2069
01:33:26,333 --> 01:33:28,416
Kevin slapped me for real, y'all.
2070
01:33:28,500 --> 01:33:29,583
- Hands on your head!
- No!
2071
01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,791
Everybody going to jail.
Three hots and a cot.
2072
01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:35,083
- No, it should be no jail time...
- Bunk beds. Oodles of noodles.
2073
01:33:35,166 --> 01:33:37,458
Honeybuns. Human traffickin'.
2074
01:33:37,958 --> 01:33:39,541
You 'bout to be somebody li'l bitch!
2075
01:33:39,625 --> 01:33:41,041
What do you do?
Do you do, like, the…
2076
01:33:41,125 --> 01:33:42,958
the eyes and the voice?
2077
01:33:43,041 --> 01:33:45,500
Like… "Ooh! Waah-aah…"
2078
01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:47,083
"Ooh…"
2079
01:33:48,375 --> 01:33:50,375
He can't do that.
He can't do that shit.
2080
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:52,458
- Don't do that to me. Fuck.
- Come on!
2081
01:33:52,541 --> 01:33:55,708
She didn't even cheat on me, you know?
It was an emotional affair.
2082
01:33:55,791 --> 01:33:57,375
But she fucked another guy.
2083
01:33:57,458 --> 01:33:59,500
Like, she put her dick… Oh, let me…
2084
01:34:00,541 --> 01:34:01,625
But that's not enough.
2085
01:34:01,708 --> 01:34:04,208
- Now you throw the real coat on.
- You're not gonna drink both.
2086
01:34:04,291 --> 01:34:06,708
No, you got to do it.
No, you gotta bang both. Bang both…
2087
01:34:06,791 --> 01:34:08,458
No…
2088
01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:12,791
You gotta bang 'em both, brother.
2089
01:34:12,875 --> 01:34:14,208
I'm saying you… you look good.
2090
01:34:14,291 --> 01:34:16,000
- You too.
- Thank you.
2091
01:34:16,083 --> 01:34:18,708
You're like a flamingo.
That's my favorite bird.
2092
01:34:18,791 --> 01:34:21,208
- Okay. Okay.
- Fluorescent bird. See a bird like that?
2093
01:34:21,291 --> 01:34:24,833
Freshman, I really don't like bein' stuck
talkin' to you for long periods of time.
2094
01:34:24,916 --> 01:34:25,791
Why?
2095
01:34:27,541 --> 01:34:29,125
- Grab a dick.
- Grab a what?
2096
01:34:29,208 --> 01:34:31,208
- Grab a dick!
- Why are they still hard?
2097
01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:34,625
- I feel mine's on the smaller side.
- You don't get to pick your dick, man.
2098
01:34:34,708 --> 01:34:36,708
- Your dick chooses you.
- That's how it is, man.
2099
01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:41,916
El Rey de Miami.
2100
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:43,083
Hmm?
2101
01:34:45,541 --> 01:34:47,291
- Ooh! Come on, grind up on me.
- No.
2102
01:34:47,375 --> 01:34:49,375
- Slip it in.
- No… No, you don't slip nothin'...
2103
01:34:49,458 --> 01:34:51,458
- Oh, my God, it's going in.
- No, that… No, it's not.
2104
01:34:51,541 --> 01:34:52,625
- Aah!
- That...
2105
01:34:52,708 --> 01:34:53,791
- Huh?
- That's enough.
2106
01:34:53,875 --> 01:34:55,708
- Okay. Let...
- That was good. Let's do it again.
2107
01:34:55,791 --> 01:34:58,041
- What was good? Nothin' happened.
- Kiddin'. Wanna blow job?
2108
01:34:58,125 --> 01:34:59,458
I use teeth, but they're soft.
2109
01:34:59,541 --> 01:35:01,291
What the f… No!
2110
01:35:06,083 --> 01:35:07,458
Yakuza man!
2111
01:35:10,625 --> 01:35:13,208
I'm sorry. I got it. I got it.
2112
01:35:15,125 --> 01:35:17,375
- Ricardo Montana!
- Ricardo Montana!
2113
01:35:17,458 --> 01:35:19,250
Ricar...
2114
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:23,250
Montana! Yaah!
2115
01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:28,125
What was that?
2116
01:35:28,208 --> 01:35:30,625
- He didn't even try.
- I am trying.
2117
01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:33,625
Been watching him practice for two hours.
2118
01:35:34,125 --> 01:35:37,000
He just threw it out the window
soon as it came to him.
2119
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,833
No, but we wanna see you hop into the car.
2120
01:35:41,708 --> 01:35:43,458
Come on, jump in the Jeep, Joe.
2121
01:35:43,541 --> 01:35:44,458
Need a little boost?
2122
01:35:44,541 --> 01:35:45,958
Come on, hop in the car.
2123
01:35:46,041 --> 01:35:48,291
There you go!
2124
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Oh!