1 00:00:06,029 --> 00:00:07,770 I'm so glad you're done with it, right? 2 00:00:09,330 --> 00:00:12,010 It's like, fucking, I feel so free now. 3 00:00:13,090 --> 00:00:18,230 So we have to start planning for this year. Does your dad know? He doesn't 4 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:22,630 No. He thinks you're going to college. What if they really insist on college? 5 00:00:23,570 --> 00:00:25,570 How are we going to come up with them? 6 00:00:26,830 --> 00:00:28,030 You know what would be crazy? 7 00:00:28,830 --> 00:00:29,830 What? 8 00:00:30,310 --> 00:00:31,490 I know that look. 9 00:00:33,530 --> 00:00:35,210 I totally think that. 10 00:00:35,820 --> 00:00:37,300 You know, if we work our magic. 11 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:39,460 What do you mean? 12 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:44,480 How about I just fuck your dad and then you fuck my dad? 13 00:00:45,340 --> 00:00:50,320 Are you seriously suggesting that right now? Why not? I mean, I see my dad 14 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:54,340 checking you out too. Oh my god, we could totally work our magic. 15 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:58,700 Get all that money free. That's what grown -ups do. Hell yeah. 16 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:00,660 We're graduated now. 17 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:04,080 I'm backpacking, and we're going to get some, like, Italian dick. 18 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,100 Yes. I am so down. 19 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:07,580 I'm so down. 20 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,980 My top keeps on falling off. 21 00:01:11,740 --> 00:01:15,380 Wait. We should totally blackmail them. 22 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:22,560 What? I mean, they're fucking us if we say that we'll tell our mom. 23 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,720 Oh, shit. Unless they give us more money. 24 00:01:26,060 --> 00:01:27,060 Right? 25 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,480 I'm so excited. 26 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:30,960 I know. I got that. Fuck. 27 00:01:41,809 --> 00:01:47,170 I'm so excited. 28 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:02,250 Shopping. From all of daddy's money. 29 00:02:02,970 --> 00:02:04,410 Yes. And our food. 30 00:02:06,270 --> 00:02:07,270 Amen. 31 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:10,449 This is going to be what? 32 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:12,390 It's going to be a dream come true. 33 00:02:12,830 --> 00:02:15,570 All of us are going to be so jealous of that. Going to college. 34 00:02:15,930 --> 00:02:18,710 They better last a whole four years there, too. They're going to pay for 35 00:02:18,830 --> 00:02:19,830 Yes. 36 00:02:20,210 --> 00:02:21,570 She's really excited to go. 37 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:23,230 I am, too. 38 00:02:23,690 --> 00:02:26,930 And this last year, she really studied, really put her head down. I'm so proud 39 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:27,930 of her for doing that. 40 00:02:28,050 --> 00:02:29,050 You did good. 41 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:32,810 So did you, my man. I think we did good. I think we did good. 42 00:02:33,110 --> 00:02:34,190 Proud parents. College. 43 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:37,770 Well, you know, it is college, so we have to remember what we were like in 44 00:02:37,770 --> 00:02:40,770 college, you know what I mean? So, I think there's going to be a bunch of 45 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:42,270 Yeah, there is. 46 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:45,150 What we were thinking of there is, you know what I mean? So, I've already given 47 00:02:45,150 --> 00:02:45,888 mine a talk. 48 00:02:45,890 --> 00:02:47,970 What about you? Have you and your daughter done a talk? Yeah, I've done a 49 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:48,888 Yeah, yeah. 50 00:02:48,890 --> 00:02:55,330 Well, she's pretty little -headed, so she's good. She understands what it 51 00:02:55,330 --> 00:02:58,630 to be at college and be a woman, you know, and just... 52 00:02:59,350 --> 00:03:00,470 Absolutely. Do not be stupid. 53 00:03:01,210 --> 00:03:04,570 Head in the books first before the fun comes. Yeah, exactly. 54 00:03:04,970 --> 00:03:05,970 Well said. 55 00:03:06,210 --> 00:03:09,650 I remember college. 56 00:03:09,870 --> 00:03:11,410 That was a fun time. 57 00:03:12,130 --> 00:03:15,970 Do you remember how fucking when she got a nap and she went up there just like 58 00:03:15,970 --> 00:03:17,730 this, so proud, that big smile on her face? 59 00:03:18,310 --> 00:03:19,149 So proud. 60 00:03:19,150 --> 00:03:21,930 That was one of the proudest moments I've ever had in my life. 61 00:03:22,170 --> 00:03:26,890 I remember a few years back, I was walking her off. 62 00:03:27,130 --> 00:03:29,270 school. I remember a time on that bus. 63 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:34,410 It just feels like yesterday. He looked back at me, blew me a kiss, and now he's 64 00:03:34,410 --> 00:03:35,410 off to college. 65 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:36,910 With a blink of an eye. 66 00:03:37,190 --> 00:03:38,270 We grew up so fast. 67 00:03:38,790 --> 00:03:39,790 You know what else I remember? 68 00:03:40,230 --> 00:03:42,770 What? The parent -teacher meetings. 69 00:03:43,030 --> 00:03:44,810 Oh, with the hot teachers. 70 00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:47,530 Oh, my God. They did have some of the hottest teachers. 71 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:50,490 Whoa. Miss Applebottom? Oh. 72 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:52,590 Oh, absolutely. 73 00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:55,010 Oh. Oh, and the Russian teacher? 74 00:03:55,230 --> 00:03:56,230 I don't know. What was her name? 75 00:03:56,490 --> 00:03:57,490 I'm going to humble her. 76 00:03:57,550 --> 00:03:58,570 Oh, she's amazing. 77 00:03:59,170 --> 00:04:00,430 Amazing. What did they have? 78 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:02,770 Great comics. Oh, man. 79 00:04:03,190 --> 00:04:05,170 It feels like mountains. 80 00:04:05,650 --> 00:04:09,270 When she walked, it was like a... Oh, I love her. 81 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:13,710 Take me back to high school now. At this age, we know. 82 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:18,050 I want to pop out another kid just so we can go back to high school. It's not a 83 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,589 bad idea. By that time, we'll be old. 84 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:32,460 Yeah. Super excited. 85 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:33,740 Oh, yeah. 86 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:39,420 You did a good job. Here they come. Here they come. 87 00:05:08,490 --> 00:05:11,150 You're like, you're officially all grown up now. You're going to go off to 88 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:12,150 college. 89 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:15,390 I'm going to be your old dad. You're going to wait for me to go off. 90 00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:16,670 Oh, dad. 91 00:05:17,810 --> 00:05:19,870 So that's a college thing. 92 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:24,490 So, yeah, that's a college thing. 93 00:05:24,930 --> 00:05:25,930 Oh, yeah. 94 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:44,810 I've already been with you. Oh, you've been with us. Good to know. 95 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:36,760 Who's paying for all this backpacking? Yes! 96 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,660 Who's paying for this backpacking? 97 00:06:57,580 --> 00:07:00,920 No discussing has officially ended. Out of the question. 98 00:08:07,150 --> 00:08:12,170 I mean, you know, it's a different generation these days. If you want to go 99 00:08:12,170 --> 00:08:14,150 backpacking, maybe it's not a bad idea. 100 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:19,870 Damn hot. 101 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,840 Yes. Yes. 102 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,200 Yes. 103 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:17,320 Thank you. 104 00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:24,520 Thank you. 105 00:11:10,030 --> 00:11:11,030 It was really hard. 106 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:17,930 I always thought about it, but I never thought anything about it. 107 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:51,800 Thank you. 108 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:30,280 I hope you girls have a good time in Europe. 109 00:33:30,580 --> 00:33:31,580 Yeah. I know. 110 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,820 I guess they can wait one year. Yeah, why not? 111 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,160 Yeah.