1 00:00:02,328 --> 00:00:06,232 ("As Time Goes By" by Henry Mancini playing) 2 00:00:15,909 --> 00:00:17,911 (quiet, indistinct chatter) 3 00:00:21,881 --> 00:00:23,950 How long you had that thing? 4 00:00:23,983 --> 00:00:26,652 Had the computer replicate it last week. 5 00:00:26,686 --> 00:00:28,955 I'm trying to warm the place up a little bit, you know? 6 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:30,389 Get a nice vibe going. 7 00:00:30,423 --> 00:00:33,960 The late-night jazz, depressed-guy-at-the-bar vibe? 8 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:35,561 I can help you with that. 9 00:00:35,594 --> 00:00:38,732 -There you go. -Thanks. 10 00:00:38,765 --> 00:00:40,466 Yeah, I'm gonna have to request 11 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:43,336 an extra monthly shipment of this stuff just for you, Cap. 12 00:00:45,538 --> 00:00:48,407 You know what the worst days are, Olix? 13 00:00:48,441 --> 00:00:51,544 The days when you can't stay busy. 14 00:00:51,577 --> 00:00:55,915 No Krill confrontations, no spatial anomalies, 15 00:00:55,949 --> 00:00:57,917 just nothing going on 16 00:00:57,951 --> 00:01:00,653 and all your thoughts just march inward. 17 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:03,522 -So most days. -Hey. 18 00:01:03,556 --> 00:01:05,224 Mind if I join you? 19 00:01:05,258 --> 00:01:08,227 Alara. No. Pull up a chair. I can use an extra liver. 20 00:01:08,261 --> 00:01:10,263 Xelayans don't have livers. 21 00:01:10,296 --> 00:01:12,331 I'll have a double... 22 00:01:12,365 --> 00:01:15,935 Double Xelayan tequila. Here you go. 23 00:01:15,969 --> 00:01:17,703 Oh, boy. Am I that much of a lush? 24 00:01:17,737 --> 00:01:19,906 (laughs) 25 00:01:23,309 --> 00:01:25,278 If you want to be alone, I could take off. 26 00:01:25,311 --> 00:01:27,180 No, no, you're all good. 27 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:30,249 It's just, um, I see you in here a lot lately, you know? 28 00:01:30,283 --> 00:01:31,885 After hours. 29 00:01:31,918 --> 00:01:33,753 Oh, my God, don't tell me the crew is talking. 30 00:01:33,787 --> 00:01:36,790 No, no, nothing like that. It's just... 31 00:01:36,823 --> 00:01:40,760 Look, I know it's none of my business, 32 00:01:40,794 --> 00:01:45,899 but if you ever need an ear, I've got two, big, pointy ones. 33 00:01:45,932 --> 00:01:48,634 No, that's nice of you, but there's nothing I can tell you 34 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:50,469 -the whole crew doesn't already know. -(chuckles) 35 00:01:50,503 --> 00:01:53,739 Believe me, I get it. 36 00:01:53,773 --> 00:01:57,076 I'm used to people talking about my love life. 37 00:01:57,110 --> 00:02:01,747 You know, there are times when I feel like you and I are 38 00:02:01,781 --> 00:02:03,783 more alike than any two people on the ship. 39 00:02:03,817 --> 00:02:06,419 How so? 40 00:02:06,452 --> 00:02:08,587 Well, we both know we're good at our jobs 41 00:02:08,621 --> 00:02:11,124 and yet we also seem to be the only two people 42 00:02:11,157 --> 00:02:14,928 who are haunted by this little voice that's always whispering 43 00:02:14,961 --> 00:02:18,397 that we don't really deserve to be here. 44 00:02:18,431 --> 00:02:22,601 -And we're both alcoholics. -Heads up. It's a party. 45 00:02:22,635 --> 00:02:25,138 Hey, Bortus. Pull up a chair. 46 00:02:25,171 --> 00:02:27,240 I do not wish to imbibe, sir. 47 00:02:27,273 --> 00:02:29,843 I am here to request that we alter course. 48 00:02:29,876 --> 00:02:31,477 Alter course? To where? 49 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:34,113 -Moclus. -ED: Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up. 50 00:02:34,147 --> 00:02:36,182 This is, this is not another baby thing, is it? 51 00:02:36,215 --> 00:02:38,151 No. Sir, you are aware 52 00:02:38,184 --> 00:02:40,686 that Moclans urinate only once per year. 53 00:02:40,719 --> 00:02:44,657 -I am, yeah. -It is my time. 54 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,295 Well, you wanted something to do. 55 00:02:56,302 --> 00:02:58,304 * 56 00:03:28,034 --> 00:03:30,036 * 57 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,709 Okay. Now, I know this is gonna sound 58 00:04:10,743 --> 00:04:12,278 utterly insane to most of you 59 00:04:12,311 --> 00:04:14,447 and your first instinct may be to laugh, 60 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,549 but we're all going to take this seriously, 61 00:04:16,582 --> 00:04:18,251 so I don't want to hear any jokes, 62 00:04:18,284 --> 00:04:20,419 no snide remarks, nothing. 63 00:04:20,453 --> 00:04:24,390 Now... Kelly? 64 00:04:25,925 --> 00:04:28,794 We're diverting course to Moclus 65 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:32,198 to... watch Bortus pee. 66 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:34,767 You want to, you want to elaborate on that? 67 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,604 -(door whooshes open) -I am sorry to be late, Captain. 68 00:04:38,637 --> 00:04:40,539 No, Bortus, actually, you're just in time. 69 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:44,143 I think it's best if you explain the ceremony to the group. 70 00:04:44,177 --> 00:04:46,946 Yes, sir. 71 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:51,384 Once a year, every Moclan must prepare for his Ja'loja, 72 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:52,952 the Great Release. 73 00:04:52,986 --> 00:04:55,989 They must travel to their N'kafas, 74 00:04:56,022 --> 00:04:58,557 a place they select during childhood. 75 00:04:58,591 --> 00:05:01,727 There, amidst family and friends, a Moclan urinates, 76 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,330 signifying a cleansing of the spirit 77 00:05:04,363 --> 00:05:07,466 and the beginning of a new year in his life. 78 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:10,469 As you are my closest friends, I would like you to be there. 79 00:05:10,503 --> 00:05:14,840 What if it's, like, a windy day? 80 00:05:14,873 --> 00:05:17,343 The ceremony is followed by a celebration 81 00:05:17,376 --> 00:05:19,478 for which the captain has allowed the use 82 00:05:19,512 --> 00:05:20,946 of the Orville's mess hall. 83 00:05:20,980 --> 00:05:23,582 You are all invited to attend with a mate. 84 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:25,951 Okay. Any questions? 85 00:05:25,985 --> 00:05:28,654 Yeah, like a million, but I'm not gonna ask. 86 00:05:28,687 --> 00:05:30,990 Union Central has granted clearance for the diversion 87 00:05:31,024 --> 00:05:33,426 as the course aligns with outpost 58, 88 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:35,194 where, as you all know, we're scheduled 89 00:05:35,228 --> 00:05:37,630 to take on board our new dark matter cartographer. 90 00:05:37,663 --> 00:05:41,000 And Bortus, if you need any time off to make preparations, 91 00:05:41,034 --> 00:05:43,436 -feel free to relieve yourself. -(snorts) 92 00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:46,139 No, it's-it's okay, man. 93 00:05:46,172 --> 00:05:48,474 -He's just taking the piss out of you. -Okay, that's it. 94 00:05:48,507 --> 00:05:50,476 Dismissed. We're done. We're done. 95 00:06:05,391 --> 00:06:08,627 -(door chimes) -Come in. 96 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:12,231 -Hey. -Hey. 97 00:06:12,265 --> 00:06:16,169 Listen, I know we haven't talked much lately, 98 00:06:16,202 --> 00:06:20,706 but I want to have a conversation with you about us. 99 00:06:20,739 --> 00:06:23,542 You know what? Stop right there. You don't have to say it. 100 00:06:23,576 --> 00:06:25,511 -I don't? -No, you don't. 101 00:06:25,544 --> 00:06:30,049 Look, I have been drowning in late-night bourbons 102 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:32,051 and I haven't been myself for a while. 103 00:06:32,085 --> 00:06:33,852 I should've communicated with you and I didn't. 104 00:06:33,886 --> 00:06:35,188 That's totally understandable. 105 00:06:35,221 --> 00:06:37,690 But-but let me finish. Let me finish. 106 00:06:37,723 --> 00:06:41,194 If you want to give this another shot, I'm in. 107 00:06:43,229 --> 00:06:45,098 I'm seeing someone. 108 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:49,268 (laughing): Oh, my God. 109 00:06:49,302 --> 00:06:52,004 -I am, I am an idiot. -No. No, you're not. 110 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,406 -I am a complete and total jackass. -Ed, you are not an idiot. 111 00:06:53,439 --> 00:06:54,540 -Listen to me. -Who-who-who is it? 112 00:06:54,573 --> 00:06:56,041 -Who are you seeing? -It's not important. 113 00:06:56,075 --> 00:06:57,743 -Why? Is it someone I know? -It's not important. 114 00:06:57,776 --> 00:06:59,712 Look, you're gonna meet him. I just, I wanted you to know. 115 00:06:59,745 --> 00:07:01,547 -Where? Wh-where am I gonna meet him? -I was... 116 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:05,518 I was thinking about bringing him to Bortus's Ja'loja party 117 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,386 and I-I didn't want you to be caught off guard. 118 00:07:07,420 --> 00:07:10,089 How long has this been going on? 119 00:07:10,123 --> 00:07:12,725 -About a month. -A month?! 120 00:07:12,758 --> 00:07:14,727 Ed, I know what happened between us has been hard on you 121 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,862 and I don't know, I guess I just, 122 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:19,064 I wanted to give you time to heal a bit. 123 00:07:19,098 --> 00:07:20,866 Wow. You-you really do not know 124 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,568 what is going on in my head, do you? 125 00:07:22,601 --> 00:07:25,271 Kelly, this is not a heal up and move on kind of thing. 126 00:07:25,304 --> 00:07:27,540 Okay? I still love you. 127 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:29,642 I-I haven't been able to function. 128 00:07:29,675 --> 00:07:31,444 I've been trying to figure out how to keep my brain busy 129 00:07:31,477 --> 00:07:33,212 just so I can stop thinking about... 130 00:07:33,246 --> 00:07:35,381 You know, I-I played backgammon with Isaac last week, Kelly. 131 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:38,151 Backgammon. That is a low point for a man. 132 00:07:38,184 --> 00:07:39,485 You're trying to tell me you still don't understand 133 00:07:39,518 --> 00:07:40,486 why this doesn't work? 134 00:07:40,519 --> 00:07:41,954 Do you still love me? 135 00:07:41,987 --> 00:07:46,125 Let me pitch a hypothetical here. 136 00:07:46,159 --> 00:07:49,662 We're orbiting a planet and you have to assemble a landing party 137 00:07:49,695 --> 00:07:51,730 for a mission that's essential to save lives, 138 00:07:51,764 --> 00:07:54,133 but guaranteed to be fatal to the team. 139 00:07:54,167 --> 00:07:56,135 Whoever goes down there dies. 140 00:07:56,169 --> 00:07:59,104 Bortus and I are equally qualified to lead the mission. 141 00:07:59,138 --> 00:08:00,506 Which one do you send? 142 00:08:00,539 --> 00:08:03,108 What are the specifics of the scenario? 143 00:08:03,142 --> 00:08:04,443 Doesn't matter. Who do you pick? 144 00:08:04,477 --> 00:08:06,345 -What's the required skill set? -We both qualify. 145 00:08:06,379 --> 00:08:07,646 See, I would have to have more information... 146 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,114 You can't answer and that's the point. 147 00:08:09,148 --> 00:08:10,449 You shouldn't have to. 148 00:08:10,483 --> 00:08:12,685 Come on. Any two officers, that would be a tough call. 149 00:08:12,718 --> 00:08:14,987 You're trying to tell me you would send the woman you love? 150 00:08:15,020 --> 00:08:16,955 Really? And in that scenario, 151 00:08:16,989 --> 00:08:19,292 just think about how that devalues Bortus's life. 152 00:08:19,325 --> 00:08:21,660 How do I know what I would do in that situation? Who would? 153 00:08:21,694 --> 00:08:24,163 And I don't want either of us to ever have to make that choice. 154 00:08:24,197 --> 00:08:26,031 Ed, timing is everything. 155 00:08:26,064 --> 00:08:28,033 Oh, come on. That's a cliché and it's a bunch of crap. 156 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:29,134 -No, it's not. -It is. 157 00:08:29,168 --> 00:08:30,436 People love saying that 158 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:31,837 but it blows free will out the air lock. 159 00:08:31,870 --> 00:08:33,339 If two people care about each other, 160 00:08:33,372 --> 00:08:35,974 the choice to love should transcend timing 161 00:08:36,008 --> 00:08:38,010 and anything less is cowardice. 162 00:08:40,213 --> 00:08:44,183 I'm gonna go check in with outpost 58. 163 00:08:44,217 --> 00:08:47,019 (door whooshes open) 164 00:08:47,052 --> 00:08:49,222 (door whooshes shut) 165 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:11,043 * 166 00:09:23,456 --> 00:09:26,359 My God. This ship is amazing. 167 00:09:26,392 --> 00:09:28,193 Your file said this is your first posting 168 00:09:28,227 --> 00:09:31,230 -on an exploratory vessel? -First time. Yep. Can't wait. 169 00:09:31,264 --> 00:09:34,199 Well, it's a great crew. You're gonna like it here. 170 00:09:34,233 --> 00:09:36,535 And this is our captain. 171 00:09:36,569 --> 00:09:38,203 Sir, this is Lieutenant Tyler, 172 00:09:38,237 --> 00:09:40,506 -our new dark matter cartographer. -Oh, hey. 173 00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,275 -Pleasure to have you on board. -Oh, please. 174 00:09:42,308 --> 00:09:44,343 Pleasure's mine, sir. I've been posted mostly 175 00:09:44,377 --> 00:09:46,044 on science vessels and outposts, 176 00:09:46,078 --> 00:09:48,213 so I am really excited to be here. 177 00:09:48,247 --> 00:09:49,582 An explorer at heart, huh? 178 00:09:49,615 --> 00:09:52,017 Since I was a kid. You have no idea. 179 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,554 Visiting uncharted planets and meeting new species-- 180 00:09:55,588 --> 00:09:57,055 this is a dream come true. 181 00:09:57,089 --> 00:09:59,625 Uh, can I ask our course heading? 182 00:09:59,658 --> 00:10:01,193 We're on our way to watch 183 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:03,061 our second officer go to the bathroom. 184 00:10:03,095 --> 00:10:05,097 Anyway, welcome. 185 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:06,799 (laughs awkwardly) 186 00:10:09,134 --> 00:10:11,537 Our first officer, Commander Grayson. 187 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,872 Lieutenant Janel Tyler reporting for duty, sir. 188 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:15,941 Commander Kelly Grayson. Welcome aboard. 189 00:10:15,974 --> 00:10:18,110 If you don't mind, I'd like to familiarize myself 190 00:10:18,143 --> 00:10:20,313 with your navigational array. 191 00:10:20,346 --> 00:10:23,148 -It's all yours. -Thanks. 192 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:27,386 Hi. 193 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:29,555 Gordon Malloy. Welcome to the Orville. 194 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:32,458 Thank you. I was just telling your security chief 195 00:10:32,491 --> 00:10:34,960 -how excited I am to be here. -(chuckles): That's awesome. 196 00:10:34,993 --> 00:10:36,429 (quietly): Awesome. 197 00:10:36,462 --> 00:10:38,564 Yeah, it's... it's pretty great. 198 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:40,799 -I bet. -Yeah. 199 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:43,302 I-I-I love it here. 200 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:49,475 Like, I know for a lot of people work is work, you know? 201 00:10:49,508 --> 00:10:51,143 But for me... 202 00:10:51,176 --> 00:10:53,446 coming... coming in here every day 203 00:10:53,479 --> 00:10:56,114 is like... 204 00:10:56,148 --> 00:10:57,950 that's not work. 205 00:10:57,983 --> 00:10:59,852 You know? I'm al... I'm always like, 206 00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:02,488 "Really? This is my job? How did I win at life?" 207 00:11:02,521 --> 00:11:05,190 But... I did. 208 00:11:05,223 --> 00:11:07,292 I won. 209 00:11:07,326 --> 00:11:08,827 Yeah. 210 00:11:08,861 --> 00:11:10,463 I mean... 211 00:11:10,496 --> 00:11:14,032 look, if I'm, if I'm not playing my guitar... 212 00:11:14,066 --> 00:11:16,201 this is where I want to be. 213 00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:17,636 Right here. 214 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:20,005 -You play the guitar? -Hmm? 215 00:11:20,038 --> 00:11:22,307 -I said, you play the guitar? -I do. 216 00:11:22,341 --> 00:11:24,977 I do, yeah. Yeah, I think it's important 217 00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:28,013 for a man to know how to play an instrument, you know? 218 00:11:28,046 --> 00:11:29,782 (chuckles): Yeah. 219 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:32,017 If these fingers could talk. 220 00:11:34,753 --> 00:11:38,391 (Beethoven's "Fur Elise" playing) 221 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,529 Now you try. 222 00:11:45,764 --> 00:11:47,766 (playing "Fur Elise") 223 00:11:53,205 --> 00:11:54,707 Very good, Ty. 224 00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:56,642 -You have been practicing. -Yeah. 225 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,911 Mom makes me practice a half hour every day. 226 00:11:58,944 --> 00:12:01,346 How long did it take you to learn piano? 227 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,982 Approximately one-millionth of a nanosecond. 228 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,451 Wow. 229 00:12:07,252 --> 00:12:10,489 Hey there. How's my little Mozart doing? 230 00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:12,525 His technique is improving, Doctor. 231 00:12:12,558 --> 00:12:14,393 I believe he is ready to begin exploring 232 00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:16,194 more challenging pieces. 233 00:12:16,228 --> 00:12:18,664 Looking good there, big guy. Mwah! 234 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:21,434 Isaac said I'm "very adequate for a human." 235 00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:23,902 Oh, yeah? Well, go get cleaned up for dinner. 236 00:12:26,238 --> 00:12:29,608 Hey, Mom, can James and I go to the simulator? 237 00:12:29,642 --> 00:12:31,910 -I assume this is James? -Yeah. 238 00:12:31,944 --> 00:12:34,212 Hello, James. I'm Marcus's mom. 239 00:12:34,246 --> 00:12:35,414 Hey. 240 00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:37,282 Dinner's in half an hour. 241 00:12:37,315 --> 00:12:38,884 You finish your homework? 242 00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:41,053 -Yeah. -Okay. Let's see it. 243 00:12:41,086 --> 00:12:43,589 -I don't have it on me. -Then where is it? 244 00:12:43,622 --> 00:12:46,425 -I did it at school. -Then go get it, 245 00:12:46,459 --> 00:12:49,695 and maybe you can go to the simulator. 246 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:52,431 -Bro, is your mom always such a pain in the ass? -James... 247 00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:54,633 do I know your parents? 248 00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:56,869 -I don't know. -Well, I'm sure they 249 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,237 want you home for dinner, too, so I suggest 250 00:12:59,271 --> 00:13:01,874 you scoot your own ass on out of here. Now. 251 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,208 Later, man. 252 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,444 No. Mom! 253 00:13:05,478 --> 00:13:06,879 What the hell is your problem? 254 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:07,980 That was my friend. 255 00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:09,882 A) You watch your mouth; and B) 256 00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:12,384 That's not the kind of friend I want you hanging around with. 257 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,587 Well, everybody at school likes him. 258 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,889 And you don't even know him, so how can you talk? 259 00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,757 You really want to be friends with someone 260 00:13:18,791 --> 00:13:20,959 who calls your mother a pain in the ass? 261 00:13:20,993 --> 00:13:22,661 I'll be in my room. 262 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,937 Nobody told me it would be this bad. 263 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,906 Is there a reason your son has become 264 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,642 -uncharacteristically combative? -Isaac, 265 00:13:36,675 --> 00:13:38,276 I have no idea. 266 00:13:38,310 --> 00:13:40,412 I never raised a teenager before, 267 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,582 and I don't have a clue as to how to get to him. 268 00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:46,418 It's like he hates me for no reason. 269 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,487 Have you examined him for unidentified viruses 270 00:13:48,521 --> 00:13:50,489 or neurological disease? 271 00:13:50,523 --> 00:13:52,257 No, of course not. 272 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,259 If he is carrying a biological foreign agent 273 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,128 that could infect the rest of the crew... 274 00:13:56,161 --> 00:13:58,096 No, Isaac, he's-he's not sick. 275 00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:01,634 He's just... growing up, and I can't stop it. 276 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,637 Are there not chemical compounds that could effectively stunt 277 00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:05,971 his physical development? 278 00:14:06,004 --> 00:14:07,706 My gosh, what's the matter with you? 279 00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,808 I am merely trying to assist. 280 00:14:09,842 --> 00:14:13,712 Okay, well, then just... play something sweet and jazzy. 281 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:19,217 (playing "As Time Goes By") 282 00:14:30,095 --> 00:14:32,497 * 283 00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,443 * 284 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,915 (whirring, beeping) 285 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:54,152 We shouldn't be doing this. 286 00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:55,854 Shut up. I'm almost there. 287 00:14:55,888 --> 00:14:57,556 What if somebody comes in? 288 00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:59,224 These are empty quarters. Chill. 289 00:14:59,257 --> 00:15:01,393 My mom's gonna kill me if she finds out. 290 00:15:01,426 --> 00:15:03,461 I'm gonna kill you if you don't shut up. 291 00:15:05,263 --> 00:15:06,932 -(whirrs, beeps) -Ah. 292 00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,734 Ha-ha! Yes! 293 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,070 One bottle of vodka. 294 00:15:13,939 --> 00:15:15,774 Come on, let's go. 295 00:15:16,775 --> 00:15:19,377 * 296 00:15:19,411 --> 00:15:22,380 -I'm not asking for a complete security manifest. -(sighs) 297 00:15:22,414 --> 00:15:24,617 I'm just... curious what you know about her. 298 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:27,686 I don't know anything-- I met her yesterday, just like you. 299 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,222 Yeah, but... you have to clear all incoming personnel, 300 00:15:30,255 --> 00:15:32,357 so you see all the files. 301 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:33,592 May I join you? 302 00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:34,793 Sure. Have a seat. 303 00:15:34,827 --> 00:15:36,729 Okay. Did she say anything 304 00:15:36,762 --> 00:15:38,597 that had the word "boyfriend" in it? 305 00:15:38,631 --> 00:15:40,599 (laughs): No. She literally just talked 306 00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:43,602 about how excited she was to be on the Orville. That's it. 307 00:15:43,636 --> 00:15:46,872 -What is the problem? -Gordon has a crush on the new cartographer. 308 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,473 I don't have a crush, for God's sakes. 309 00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:50,809 I... just want to know what her deal is, you know? 310 00:15:50,843 --> 00:15:53,879 And I thought maybe I would see if she wanted to go 311 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,481 -to Bortus's Ja'loja party. -Well, then ask her. 312 00:15:56,514 --> 00:15:58,116 Well, how do you think I should do that? 313 00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:00,052 -"Hey, I'm Gordon. You like pee?" -Please, I am 314 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,287 the last person you should be asking for dating advice. 315 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,623 You know what kind of luck I've had on this ship. 316 00:16:04,657 --> 00:16:06,124 Maybe you should ask John? 317 00:16:06,158 --> 00:16:07,660 This is more his department. 318 00:16:10,495 --> 00:16:12,731 John, I need to talk to you. 319 00:16:12,765 --> 00:16:14,099 Yeah, what's up? 320 00:16:14,132 --> 00:16:17,102 It's... sort of private. 321 00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:23,742 -Okay, so what is it? -I need your guidance. 322 00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:26,078 You know the new cartographer, Janel? 323 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,813 I sure do. How could you miss her? 324 00:16:27,846 --> 00:16:30,282 I want to ask her to be my date to Bortus's Ja'loja, 325 00:16:30,315 --> 00:16:32,951 but I have, like, zero game, and I know you're kind of, like, 326 00:16:32,985 --> 00:16:34,953 the girl guru on the ship, so... 327 00:16:34,987 --> 00:16:36,488 -I figured you could help me. -Uh... 328 00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:38,824 -you must've heard about the Keribex. -The what? 329 00:16:38,857 --> 00:16:40,125 That's why everybody thinks I'm the guru. 330 00:16:40,158 --> 00:16:41,359 You ever met a Keribex? 331 00:16:41,393 --> 00:16:43,461 -No. -It's an alien with two heads. 332 00:16:43,495 --> 00:16:46,198 I dated one for about two months last year, and here's the thing: 333 00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:47,833 I dated both heads at the same time, 334 00:16:47,866 --> 00:16:49,835 and neither of them found out about the other one. 335 00:16:49,868 --> 00:16:51,937 -Wow. -Yeah, it'd still be going on, 336 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,872 but the left head always wanted to go hiking, 337 00:16:53,906 --> 00:16:56,008 and that's just sort of a deal-breaker for me. 338 00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,110 Well, Janel only has one head. 339 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,912 Yeah, I can help you. 340 00:17:05,884 --> 00:17:08,854 Now, the star itself has a number of planets and moons 341 00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:13,525 in its orbit, but which one of them caused the dispute 342 00:17:13,558 --> 00:17:16,661 that led to the Battle of Tarazed? 343 00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:18,697 Anyone? 344 00:17:18,731 --> 00:17:21,399 James. Which planet? 345 00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:23,969 -I don't know. -It was in your reading last night. 346 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,904 -Did you do your homework? -Yeah, but... 347 00:17:25,938 --> 00:17:29,574 -Commander Bortus ate it, so... -(children laughing) 348 00:17:29,607 --> 00:17:31,143 Marcus. 349 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,678 Maybe you'd like to answer that question. 350 00:17:33,712 --> 00:17:35,914 (chuckles softly) I don't know, either. 351 00:17:35,948 --> 00:17:38,550 Did Bortus eat your homework, too? 352 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:42,520 Well, the Moclan digestive system is indeed fascinating, 353 00:17:42,554 --> 00:17:44,656 so for tomorrow, James, Marcus, each of you can write 354 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,759 a 1,000-word essay on its internal mechanisms 355 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:48,927 and how they function. 356 00:17:48,961 --> 00:17:50,395 Class dismissed. 357 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:54,399 Hey. 358 00:17:54,432 --> 00:17:56,001 -Hi. -How you doing? 359 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,770 Mm. Better than you, apparently. 360 00:17:57,803 --> 00:17:59,504 Man, those kids are rough. 361 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,740 Yeah, I've seen a lot worse. You know, I expect it 362 00:18:01,774 --> 00:18:03,175 from James, but I'm a little concerned 363 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,709 Marcus is getting caught up in it. 364 00:18:04,743 --> 00:18:05,844 He's a good kid. 365 00:18:05,878 --> 00:18:07,179 Well, he has a great mom 366 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,446 and a really great teacher. 367 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,415 -Hmm. -So I'm not too worried. 368 00:18:10,448 --> 00:18:13,051 -We still doing dinner tonight? -You bet. 369 00:18:13,085 --> 00:18:15,520 And... there's something I want to ask you. 370 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,589 -What? -I'll tell you at dinner. 371 00:18:17,622 --> 00:18:20,058 Oh, no, no. Come on, you can't do that. 372 00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:22,594 -It'll keep you in suspense. -Just tell me. 373 00:18:22,627 --> 00:18:24,062 If you're charming enough tonight. 374 00:18:24,096 --> 00:18:25,730 -I'm always charming. -Good. 375 00:18:25,764 --> 00:18:28,300 -Then you'll get to hear it. -(scoffs) 376 00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:36,174 (sighs) 377 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,053 Lieutenant. 378 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,988 I'm gonna take a shuttle out-- 379 00:18:50,022 --> 00:18:51,623 I'll be back in a little bit. 380 00:18:51,656 --> 00:18:54,092 Okay, sir. Do you want me to assign a copilot? 381 00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:55,961 No. I'm just gonna go for a drive. 382 00:18:55,994 --> 00:18:57,295 Yes, sir. 383 00:19:04,803 --> 00:19:08,506 Commander, I have the status report on the weapons upgrade. 384 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:10,642 Thank you, Lieutenant. Uh, Lieutenant. 385 00:19:10,675 --> 00:19:12,677 Yeah? 386 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:16,148 I could not help overhearing you discuss your complaint 387 00:19:16,181 --> 00:19:18,416 -in the mess hall. -Complaint? 388 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,752 I am led to understand that you are a failure 389 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,754 in the practice of mating. 390 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:26,491 (laughs): Well, I don't think I'd put it exactly like that, 391 00:19:26,524 --> 00:19:29,761 but yeah, things could be better. 392 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,964 There is a young officer under my command 393 00:19:31,997 --> 00:19:34,799 who I have noticed also has no mate. 394 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:37,369 If you wish, I will order him to mate with you. 395 00:19:37,402 --> 00:19:40,973 Wow, that is the sweetest and most totally wrong thing 396 00:19:41,006 --> 00:19:42,807 anyone has ever said to me. 397 00:19:42,841 --> 00:19:45,210 I have no reason to doubt his seed is fertile. 398 00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:46,611 Okay. Let's just slow down. 399 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:50,782 Bortus, are you trying to fix me up on a date? 400 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:56,388 It is bad luck to attend a Ja'loja unaccompanied. 401 00:19:56,421 --> 00:20:00,058 Well, we wouldn't want to invite any bad luck, would we? 402 00:20:00,092 --> 00:20:02,294 -Then you will accept him? -Well, don't order him 403 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,297 to do anything, but if you want to let him know 404 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,699 that I'm up for meeting him, sure. 405 00:20:07,732 --> 00:20:10,202 Only because I'm totally and completely fascinated 406 00:20:10,235 --> 00:20:12,337 by what's happening here right now. 407 00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:14,139 Who would've thought you were a yenta? 408 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,774 -A what? -Ask Kelly. 409 00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,544 (door whooshes open) 410 00:20:23,115 --> 00:20:25,250 Okay. 411 00:20:25,283 --> 00:20:27,352 Out with it. No more suspense. 412 00:20:27,385 --> 00:20:30,388 Mm. Okay, well... 413 00:20:30,422 --> 00:20:33,725 I think... 414 00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,727 I would like it a lot if you came with me 415 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,162 to Bortus's Ja'loja. 416 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,431 -Really? -Yeah. 417 00:20:39,464 --> 00:20:41,399 That's going public. 418 00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:44,336 -It's going public, yes. -Well, what about Ed? 419 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,839 -I told him I'm seeing someone. -Does he know that it's me? 420 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,942 No, but he knows I'm gonna have a date to the party. 421 00:20:49,975 --> 00:20:51,776 (sighs) 422 00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:54,346 Guys are weird, Kel. The first time you see your ex 423 00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:57,049 with another man, it can be pretty debilitating. 424 00:20:57,082 --> 00:20:59,684 Well, he's gonna have to get used to it eventually. 425 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,553 And yes, Ed can be an intense guy. 426 00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,555 -(chuckles softly) -But he also, at the end of the day, 427 00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:06,024 is very capable of adapting to new situations. 428 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,892 I mean, he may balk at first, 429 00:21:07,926 --> 00:21:12,130 but he's gonna at least want to appear to be classy about it. 430 00:21:12,164 --> 00:21:13,865 All right. 431 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,467 You got yourself a date. 432 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,469 -Yeah? -Yeah. 433 00:21:29,781 --> 00:21:32,317 (groaning): Oh, no way. 434 00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:39,457 What's wrong? 435 00:21:39,491 --> 00:21:42,294 What do you say we take that bottle of wine to the simulator? 436 00:21:42,327 --> 00:21:44,296 Fire up a little moonlight on the beach? 437 00:21:44,329 --> 00:21:46,798 -Sounds good to me. -Let's go. 438 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:50,969 (door whooshes open) 439 00:21:51,003 --> 00:21:53,005 (laughter) 440 00:21:58,176 --> 00:22:00,945 Oh, man. 441 00:22:17,362 --> 00:22:18,530 What's the big deal? 442 00:22:18,563 --> 00:22:20,365 It was just a little vodka. 443 00:22:20,398 --> 00:22:22,367 First of all, I will ask the questions, 444 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,203 and you will answer the questions. Do you understand? 445 00:22:26,238 --> 00:22:29,207 Do you understand? 446 00:22:29,241 --> 00:22:30,975 -Yes. -And second of all, 447 00:22:31,009 --> 00:22:33,511 it is a very big deal. Not just because you drank, 448 00:22:33,545 --> 00:22:36,781 but because you... Ty, uh, go back to your room. 449 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,816 But I want to watch Marcus get yelled at. 450 00:22:38,850 --> 00:22:41,019 -Now, Ty. -(clicks tongue) Aw. 451 00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:46,291 You hacked a food synthesizer. You're in a lot of trouble. 452 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:48,826 James is the one who hacked it. I didn't even touch it. 453 00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:51,196 Oh, your new best friend James? That James? 454 00:22:51,229 --> 00:22:53,031 Well, you're not gonna be hanging out with him anymore, 455 00:22:53,065 --> 00:22:54,466 I can tell you that. 456 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,202 -Oh, come on, Mom. -Marcus. 457 00:22:57,235 --> 00:22:59,471 If anything else that does not reek of contrition 458 00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,073 comes out of that mouth, 459 00:23:01,106 --> 00:23:03,041 you will be grounded for the rest of your life. 460 00:23:03,075 --> 00:23:04,376 You understand? 461 00:23:06,611 --> 00:23:08,646 Look. 462 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,915 All I want to know is where this is coming from. 463 00:23:10,948 --> 00:23:13,051 You haven't been yourself at all lately, 464 00:23:13,085 --> 00:23:15,720 and you're acting like you hate the universe. 465 00:23:15,753 --> 00:23:17,955 Now, I'm pissed as hell at you, but I love you. 466 00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:22,360 I-I... 467 00:23:23,961 --> 00:23:26,598 I just want you to talk to me. 468 00:23:33,771 --> 00:23:36,641 All right. Go to your room. 469 00:23:41,613 --> 00:23:44,349 (door whooshes open, shut) 470 00:23:44,382 --> 00:23:47,385 I'm starting to think that I suck at this parenting thing. 471 00:23:47,419 --> 00:23:49,387 I must agree with that assessment. 472 00:23:49,421 --> 00:23:51,123 Well, what would you have done? 473 00:23:51,156 --> 00:23:53,391 My anthropological studies have revealed 474 00:23:53,425 --> 00:23:55,260 many different methods of discipline 475 00:23:55,293 --> 00:23:57,362 employed throughout human history. 476 00:23:57,395 --> 00:24:01,266 Perhaps compulsory consumption of further quantities of alcohol 477 00:24:01,299 --> 00:24:03,468 would diminish his desire for the substance. 478 00:24:03,501 --> 00:24:07,139 Pour booze down his throat until he can't handle any more? 479 00:24:07,172 --> 00:24:09,707 -Precisely. -Yeah, that's called murder, Isaac. 480 00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:12,744 -That's not gonna work. -I see. 481 00:24:12,777 --> 00:24:16,581 I thank you for allowing me to observe this conflict, Doctor. 482 00:24:16,614 --> 00:24:18,983 It has been most illuminating. 483 00:24:19,016 --> 00:24:20,785 Oh. 484 00:24:20,818 --> 00:24:22,620 -Always here to entertain. -(door whooshes open) 485 00:24:29,527 --> 00:24:32,130 Yeah. Yep. 486 00:24:35,032 --> 00:24:37,935 Yeah. Yeah, I like that. That's good. 487 00:24:37,969 --> 00:24:39,504 Yeah, you look like the guy who's on the list 488 00:24:39,537 --> 00:24:41,239 -'cause you know the DJ. -Does it work? 489 00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:42,407 It does, yeah. 490 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,142 Feels like too many zippers. 491 00:24:44,176 --> 00:24:45,643 Oh, no, no. Always go with one more zipper 492 00:24:45,677 --> 00:24:46,844 than you're comfortable with. 493 00:24:46,878 --> 00:24:48,646 -Oh. -You know what it says? 494 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,315 -What? -"Boom." 495 00:24:50,348 --> 00:24:51,483 -Really? -Yeah. 496 00:24:51,516 --> 00:24:52,817 Cool. 497 00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:54,252 And that's where you want to start. 498 00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:55,953 You want to walk in with boom. 499 00:24:55,987 --> 00:24:58,190 -Boom. -Yeah, yeah, not like that, but yeah. 500 00:24:58,223 --> 00:25:00,325 -Right. -Just let the threads do the work. 501 00:25:00,358 --> 00:25:01,626 Yeah, you're just a passenger, kicking back, 502 00:25:01,659 --> 00:25:02,860 along for the ride. 503 00:25:02,894 --> 00:25:04,929 Just a guy riding a jacket. 504 00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:06,798 -You feel good? -Yeah, I do. I do. 505 00:25:06,831 --> 00:25:08,866 I'm still nervous, but yeah. 506 00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:11,669 Why you nervous? You're a good looking dude, you're funny. 507 00:25:11,703 --> 00:25:14,206 -Just be yourself. -Well, I've just... 508 00:25:14,239 --> 00:25:17,675 You know, I've-I've only ever been with women who liked me. 509 00:25:17,709 --> 00:25:19,277 You know? Never the other way around. 510 00:25:19,311 --> 00:25:21,546 I mean, I'd ask girls out and get rejected, 511 00:25:21,579 --> 00:25:24,616 but if she made the first move, we'd end up dating. 512 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:27,018 -Ah, I get it. -This is a perfect example: 513 00:25:27,051 --> 00:25:29,487 when I lived on Earth, I actually once had a stalker. 514 00:25:29,521 --> 00:25:31,489 -No way. -Yeah, this girl from work. 515 00:25:31,523 --> 00:25:32,957 She used to hang around outside my house 516 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,559 and it got really weird. 517 00:25:34,592 --> 00:25:36,361 Then one night, she broke in, 518 00:25:36,394 --> 00:25:38,630 and I told her I was gonna have to call Union security. 519 00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,365 But we ended up talking. 520 00:25:40,398 --> 00:25:42,367 Turned out, we actually had a lot in common. 521 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:43,835 We ended up seeing each other for five months, 522 00:25:43,868 --> 00:25:45,303 and then she dumped me. 523 00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:47,372 -What? -Said I was too clingy. 524 00:25:47,405 --> 00:25:49,073 You got dumped by your own stalker? 525 00:25:49,106 --> 00:25:50,508 That's nuts, huh? 526 00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:52,143 You think I should call her? 527 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:54,512 Yeah, I think we need, like, one more zipper. 528 00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:02,254 DANN: Hey. 529 00:26:02,287 --> 00:26:04,289 Hey. 530 00:26:07,925 --> 00:26:09,894 Can I help you? 531 00:26:09,927 --> 00:26:12,864 -I'm Dann. -I know. 532 00:26:12,897 --> 00:26:16,033 -You're Alara. -Right again. 533 00:26:17,869 --> 00:26:20,272 (laughs): Wait, did... 534 00:26:20,305 --> 00:26:22,740 did-did Bortus send you? 535 00:26:22,774 --> 00:26:24,276 Yeah. Can I sit down? 536 00:26:24,309 --> 00:26:25,543 -Oh, my God. -(exhales) 537 00:26:27,579 --> 00:26:30,515 -He thinks we'd be a good match. -I don't believe it. 538 00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:32,750 I wonder what kinds of things we have in common. 539 00:26:32,784 --> 00:26:37,522 Um, well, uh, we obviously both know Bortus. 540 00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,557 (laughs) Well, there's one. 541 00:26:39,591 --> 00:26:41,092 -Ha. -So, uh, 542 00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:42,694 want to get a drink sometime? 543 00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:46,898 Look, Dann, I'll be honest with you. 544 00:26:46,931 --> 00:26:48,533 I'm not so great 545 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:50,902 at the whole dating thing, and I don't think 546 00:26:50,935 --> 00:26:53,705 we're as good of a match as Bortus thinks we are. 547 00:26:53,738 --> 00:26:56,073 Well, I guess you never know until you try. 548 00:26:56,107 --> 00:26:57,742 Yeah, but I-I... 549 00:26:57,775 --> 00:27:00,412 It's my big old stupid dumb head, isn't it? 550 00:27:00,445 --> 00:27:02,714 No. No, it has nothing to do with that, it's... 551 00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,215 You don't have to be nice. 552 00:27:04,248 --> 00:27:05,750 My species has a hard time 553 00:27:05,783 --> 00:27:07,952 meeting people outside our home planet. 554 00:27:07,985 --> 00:27:11,222 We're just not super appealing, I guess. 555 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:15,927 But sometimes a person can be special on the inside, 556 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,330 and if you don't look under the surface, 557 00:27:18,363 --> 00:27:20,332 you could miss something great. 558 00:27:20,365 --> 00:27:24,602 And possibly be single the rest of your life. 559 00:27:24,636 --> 00:27:26,604 Or at least for Bortus's Ja'loja. 560 00:27:26,638 --> 00:27:29,607 Okay. All right, you know, what the hell? 561 00:27:29,641 --> 00:27:31,275 Let's do drinks. 562 00:27:31,309 --> 00:27:33,277 Sweetness. 563 00:27:33,311 --> 00:27:34,479 (door chimes) 564 00:27:34,512 --> 00:27:36,514 Come in. 565 00:27:38,182 --> 00:27:39,851 Hey. 566 00:27:39,884 --> 00:27:43,154 Did you take a shuttle out last night? 567 00:27:43,187 --> 00:27:45,457 Uh, no. 568 00:27:45,490 --> 00:27:49,260 The shuttle bay log says you did. 569 00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:51,429 (laughing): Oh. 570 00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:52,830 Gordon. 571 00:27:52,864 --> 00:27:54,966 -Ha. What about Gordon? -(chuckles): We... 572 00:27:54,999 --> 00:27:56,634 we have this running bit that we do where we put 573 00:27:56,668 --> 00:27:58,202 each other's names in the shuttle log 574 00:27:58,235 --> 00:27:59,637 when we didn't actually take a shuttle out. 575 00:27:59,671 --> 00:28:01,673 And then when the other one finds out, 576 00:28:01,706 --> 00:28:03,508 it's just like, "Oh, my God. Embarrassing. 577 00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:06,444 I didn't take that shuttle. Ah." 578 00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:08,713 (laughs softly) 579 00:28:08,746 --> 00:28:11,015 It's... it's-it's that. 580 00:28:11,048 --> 00:28:12,717 -You did a drive-by. -Huh? 581 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,018 Don't deny it. I saw you. 582 00:28:14,051 --> 00:28:15,653 I did not do a drive-by. 583 00:28:15,687 --> 00:28:17,121 -That's insane. -Your name 584 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:18,623 is in the log, and you did a drive-by. 585 00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,224 I had to get some air. 586 00:28:20,257 --> 00:28:21,726 We're in space. 587 00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:24,128 Did you see what you needed to see? 588 00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,664 -Cassius. Really? -Oh my God, I knew it. 589 00:28:26,698 --> 00:28:28,332 Is it-is it "Cassius," or is it "Cass-ius"? 590 00:28:28,366 --> 00:28:30,402 -It's Cassius. -Ca-- Okay, so you're dating Cass-ius. 591 00:28:30,435 --> 00:28:32,003 -Yes. Yes, I am. -Okay. 592 00:28:35,573 --> 00:28:38,376 -Go ahead, say it. -Say what? 593 00:28:38,410 --> 00:28:40,378 Whatever snarky jab you were about to make. 594 00:28:41,913 --> 00:28:44,882 I saw him in the mess hall using both hands to sip his tea. 595 00:28:44,916 --> 00:28:47,084 Okay, here's what's gonna have to happen. 596 00:28:47,118 --> 00:28:49,253 We're all living and working on the same ship together. 597 00:28:49,286 --> 00:28:51,022 So you're going to have to somehow find a way 598 00:28:51,055 --> 00:28:53,224 to make peace with this because if what happened last night 599 00:28:53,257 --> 00:28:55,693 ever happens again, I'm going to request a transfer. 600 00:28:55,727 --> 00:28:57,261 Gosh, you know, I'm really impressed 601 00:28:57,294 --> 00:29:00,264 that you can adjust your feelings like a knob on a radio, 602 00:29:00,297 --> 00:29:01,733 -but I can't do that. -You think moving on 603 00:29:01,766 --> 00:29:03,868 was any easier for me than it was for you? 604 00:29:03,901 --> 00:29:06,170 Apparently, since you're the one dating the "two hand tea" man. 605 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,105 We've been over this. We cannot be together. 606 00:29:08,139 --> 00:29:10,575 I still love you. Okay? Do you still love me? 607 00:29:10,608 --> 00:29:11,609 It's not that simple. 608 00:29:11,643 --> 00:29:13,578 Yes, it is. Kelly, it is that simple. 609 00:29:13,611 --> 00:29:15,880 If two people love each other, it is exactly that simple. 610 00:29:15,913 --> 00:29:17,248 A captain and his first officer 611 00:29:17,281 --> 00:29:18,616 cannot be in a relationship together. 612 00:29:18,650 --> 00:29:20,084 For God's sake, Ed, you know that. 613 00:29:20,117 --> 00:29:21,285 Do you love me? 614 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,222 How I feel is not the issue. 615 00:29:25,256 --> 00:29:28,259 Okay, then. 616 00:29:28,292 --> 00:29:30,462 Have fun with Cass-ius. 617 00:29:30,495 --> 00:29:31,896 You know, 618 00:29:31,929 --> 00:29:33,931 if you got to know him, believe it or not, 619 00:29:33,965 --> 00:29:35,433 I-I think you'd actually like him. 620 00:29:35,467 --> 00:29:37,001 I doubt it. 621 00:29:38,670 --> 00:29:42,507 I have a bunch of work I have to do, so... 622 00:29:49,180 --> 00:29:51,182 (sighs) 623 00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:08,500 -(door chimes) -Come in. 624 00:30:08,533 --> 00:30:09,934 (door whooshes open) 625 00:30:09,967 --> 00:30:11,503 Hi. 626 00:30:11,536 --> 00:30:13,170 Can I help you? 627 00:30:13,204 --> 00:30:14,906 Hi, Dr. Finn. I'm Jody Duncan. 628 00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:16,307 This is my husband, Nathan. 629 00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:17,742 We're James's parents. 630 00:30:17,775 --> 00:30:20,311 Oh. Nice to meet you. 631 00:30:20,344 --> 00:30:23,080 Well, I wish it were under more ideal circumstances. 632 00:30:23,114 --> 00:30:27,251 We wanted to talk to you about what happened, with the alcohol. 633 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:29,286 Yeah, I know this is uncomfortable for all of us, 634 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,689 but I just think, given the circumstances, 635 00:30:31,723 --> 00:30:35,326 that it's best if Marcus doesn't spend time with James right now. 636 00:30:35,359 --> 00:30:37,762 Well, of course we agree with you, 637 00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:40,965 but, um, we feel it's more serious than that. 638 00:30:40,998 --> 00:30:43,334 Well, he is your son, 639 00:30:43,367 --> 00:30:46,638 but if you're here asking for my professional advice, 640 00:30:46,671 --> 00:30:48,339 -I think maybe talking... -Uh, no. 641 00:30:48,372 --> 00:30:51,609 This isn't about our son. This is about Marcus. 642 00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:54,045 What about Marcus? 643 00:30:54,078 --> 00:30:56,380 Marcus was the one who hacked the synthesizer. 644 00:30:56,413 --> 00:30:57,815 You do know that, right? 645 00:30:57,849 --> 00:30:59,651 No, I don't. 646 00:30:59,684 --> 00:31:02,554 Oh. It was his idea to steal the vodka. 647 00:31:02,587 --> 00:31:04,188 Now, James shouldn't have gone along with it, 648 00:31:04,221 --> 00:31:05,823 and we will be punishing him, 649 00:31:05,857 --> 00:31:08,459 but we just don't think Marcus is someone James should be 650 00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:10,728 spending time with right now, all due respect to you. 651 00:31:10,762 --> 00:31:12,196 NATHAN: We're gonna request that Marcus 652 00:31:12,229 --> 00:31:13,731 be transferred from the class. 653 00:31:13,765 --> 00:31:15,399 We just wanted to let you know first, 654 00:31:15,432 --> 00:31:18,235 out of courtesy. 655 00:31:18,269 --> 00:31:19,871 Are you on drugs? 656 00:31:19,904 --> 00:31:21,338 Excuse me? 657 00:31:21,372 --> 00:31:23,240 James was the ringleader, not Marcus. 658 00:31:23,274 --> 00:31:26,644 That's ridiculous. James told us what happened. 659 00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:29,246 (chuckles) Yeah, well, Marcus tells a different story. 660 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,715 Our son doesn't lie. 661 00:31:30,748 --> 00:31:33,585 -How well do you know your son? -What does that mean? 662 00:31:33,618 --> 00:31:35,820 He called me a "pain in the ass" the other day. 663 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:37,088 JODY: That is insane. 664 00:31:37,121 --> 00:31:38,656 There is no way James would say that. 665 00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:40,224 Now, he is a very independent, 666 00:31:40,257 --> 00:31:43,761 strong-minded young man, but he is always respectful. 667 00:31:43,795 --> 00:31:45,396 Respectful, my butt. 668 00:31:45,429 --> 00:31:48,199 Dr. Finn... 669 00:31:48,232 --> 00:31:50,034 I have great admiration for you. 670 00:31:50,067 --> 00:31:51,669 Being a single mother is challenging, 671 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:53,337 and I am sure that it's easy to make mistakes. 672 00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:54,939 Regardless, 673 00:31:54,972 --> 00:31:57,008 we will be scheduling a parent-teacher conference. 674 00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,610 You are more than welcome to join. 675 00:31:58,643 --> 00:32:00,377 Count on it. 676 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,088 -Are you kidding me? -What? 677 00:32:11,122 --> 00:32:12,757 What do you mean, what? "We've all been there"? 678 00:32:12,790 --> 00:32:14,191 That's your response? 679 00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:16,260 I don't know. Haven't you ever done a drive-by? 680 00:32:16,293 --> 00:32:17,561 No. Have you? 681 00:32:17,595 --> 00:32:20,632 I might've, once or twice. 682 00:32:20,665 --> 00:32:23,034 My God, every man in the galaxy is a psychopath. 683 00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:24,401 Look, he's hurt. 684 00:32:24,435 --> 00:32:26,738 It sucks. We all can relate to it. He acted rashly, 685 00:32:26,771 --> 00:32:29,040 but I think it's okay for us to be understanding. 686 00:32:29,073 --> 00:32:31,408 -Do you always have to do that? -Do what? 687 00:32:31,442 --> 00:32:33,410 Be so... evolved? 688 00:32:33,444 --> 00:32:36,247 I just don't understand why you're upset with me. 689 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:37,782 Honestly? Because your "high road" attitude 690 00:32:37,815 --> 00:32:39,216 is making me feel like I'm overreacting, 691 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,085 when I know for a fact that I'm right. 692 00:32:41,118 --> 00:32:42,620 Do you want me to be jealous? 693 00:32:42,654 --> 00:32:46,123 No. I mean, I don't know. 694 00:32:46,157 --> 00:32:47,959 Yeah. Yes, maybe a little. 695 00:32:47,992 --> 00:32:49,426 I don't see how that's productive. 696 00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:50,628 Cassius, 697 00:32:50,662 --> 00:32:52,630 this is not your classroom. 698 00:32:52,664 --> 00:32:54,165 I am your girlfriend, and right now, 699 00:32:54,198 --> 00:32:56,067 I'm feeling completely disconnected from you. 700 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:59,336 I am not going to be angry with Ed if I don't feel it. 701 00:32:59,370 --> 00:33:01,639 Look, if you just calm down a little, there's no reason... 702 00:33:01,673 --> 00:33:03,908 -Oh, man. -What? 703 00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:06,210 Never mind. 704 00:33:16,553 --> 00:33:19,490 Program Lamarr 3594. 705 00:33:19,523 --> 00:33:23,027 (crowd chatter, music playing) 706 00:33:23,060 --> 00:33:25,697 Okay, here we go. Begin simulation. 707 00:33:27,498 --> 00:33:31,235 Be yourself, go over there, and ask her out. 708 00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:37,174 Hi, there. 709 00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:40,377 Hi. 710 00:33:40,411 --> 00:33:42,046 I'm Gordon. What's your name? 711 00:33:42,079 --> 00:33:43,180 Danielle. 712 00:33:43,214 --> 00:33:45,783 Hi, Danielle, I'm Gordon. 713 00:33:45,817 --> 00:33:47,484 Want to go back to my place? 714 00:33:47,518 --> 00:33:48,853 Whoa, whoa, hang on. Hold. 715 00:33:48,886 --> 00:33:51,689 Uh, what's the difficulty level? 716 00:33:51,723 --> 00:33:53,190 COMPUTER: Difficulty level: one. 717 00:33:53,224 --> 00:33:54,658 Ah, there's the problem. 718 00:33:54,692 --> 00:33:56,994 Reset difficulty level to eight. 719 00:33:57,028 --> 00:33:58,796 COMPUTER: Resetting. 720 00:33:58,830 --> 00:33:59,897 Okay, go. 721 00:34:01,866 --> 00:34:03,034 Hey there. 722 00:34:03,067 --> 00:34:05,302 Oh, God, not another one. 723 00:34:05,336 --> 00:34:07,404 My name's Gordon. Mind if I sit down? 724 00:34:07,438 --> 00:34:09,841 Listen, guy, I have been hit on by four different dudes 725 00:34:09,874 --> 00:34:11,242 from four different species tonight. 726 00:34:11,275 --> 00:34:13,244 One of them had his organs on the outside. 727 00:34:13,277 --> 00:34:16,347 My boyfriend just dumped me, and all I want to do is drink alone. 728 00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:18,750 Well, then... why'd you come out? 729 00:34:18,783 --> 00:34:21,018 I like the noise. 730 00:34:21,052 --> 00:34:23,554 Well... if you just want to talk and... 731 00:34:23,587 --> 00:34:24,555 I don't. 732 00:34:24,588 --> 00:34:25,656 Okay, this is level eight. 733 00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:26,858 What's level nine? 734 00:34:26,891 --> 00:34:28,492 Level nine, she's still dating the guy. 735 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,862 -And level ten? -She's married and has a gun. 736 00:34:30,895 --> 00:34:32,196 So what do I do? 737 00:34:32,229 --> 00:34:34,565 Just be creative, be charming. Figure it out. 738 00:34:37,068 --> 00:34:38,369 (sighs) 739 00:34:38,402 --> 00:34:40,872 I have six months left to live, 740 00:34:40,905 --> 00:34:43,875 and all I want to do is get to know you before I die. 741 00:34:43,908 --> 00:34:46,610 -Are you serious? -Yeah. 742 00:34:46,643 --> 00:34:48,946 -You're dying? -So totally dying, it's ridiculous. 743 00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:50,915 Nobody's dying more than me. 744 00:34:50,948 --> 00:34:53,918 This is probably my last night out, ever, 'cause I'm dying. 745 00:34:53,951 --> 00:34:55,419 Well, I guess I'd be a jerk 746 00:34:55,452 --> 00:34:57,454 if I didn't at least let you get me a drink. 747 00:34:57,488 --> 00:34:59,056 Boom! There it is. Hold simulation. 748 00:34:59,090 --> 00:35:02,693 -I can't tell Janel I'm dying. -That's not the point. 749 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:04,929 The point is, you're thinking on your feet, you're improvising. 750 00:35:04,962 --> 00:35:07,965 -That's what it's all about. -Okay. 751 00:35:07,999 --> 00:35:09,266 I think you're ready. 752 00:35:17,174 --> 00:35:19,443 -Hello, Doctor. -Isaac, 753 00:35:19,476 --> 00:35:22,246 -do you think I'm a bad parent? -Yes. 754 00:35:22,279 --> 00:35:25,917 (scoffs) Well, a computer doesn't lie. 755 00:35:25,950 --> 00:35:28,119 You appear displeased. 756 00:35:29,353 --> 00:35:31,989 James's parents are accusing Marcus 757 00:35:32,023 --> 00:35:35,426 of hacking the food synthesizer, and I have to ask myself: 758 00:35:35,459 --> 00:35:37,494 Is it possible they're right? 759 00:35:37,528 --> 00:35:40,664 Did I go wrong somewhere along the line with my son? 760 00:35:40,697 --> 00:35:42,967 Parenting is always guesswork, 761 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,102 but have I made too many bad guesses? 762 00:35:45,136 --> 00:35:47,004 What do you intend to do? 763 00:35:47,038 --> 00:35:50,307 They want a parent-teacher meeting to decide the issue. 764 00:35:50,341 --> 00:35:53,978 I would be most interested in observing such a ritual. 765 00:35:54,011 --> 00:35:56,147 May I accompany you? 766 00:35:57,381 --> 00:35:59,851 -You'd come with me? -Yes. 767 00:35:59,884 --> 00:36:03,120 Well, then it won't be two against one. 768 00:36:03,154 --> 00:36:04,621 "Two against one." 769 00:36:04,655 --> 00:36:07,091 Do you anticipate hand-to-hand combat? 770 00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:09,526 (chuckles) Possibly. 771 00:36:18,135 --> 00:36:20,504 (light piano music plays) 772 00:36:20,537 --> 00:36:22,907 (quiet, indistinct chatter) 773 00:36:28,579 --> 00:36:31,448 Hey there, Lieutenant. I hope you're not getting stood up. 774 00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:33,350 -No, I'm actually just early. -Would you like me to get you 775 00:36:33,384 --> 00:36:35,686 a little boozer or something while you're waiting? 776 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,221 It's okay. Thanks, Mooska. 777 00:36:37,254 --> 00:36:39,556 You got it. 778 00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:42,826 Hey, hey. 779 00:36:42,860 --> 00:36:45,362 Hey, hey, there. How's it going? 780 00:36:45,396 --> 00:36:49,133 Amazing. I got a massage today. I feel like a noodle. 781 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:50,301 Cool. 782 00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:51,869 (sighs) Listen. 783 00:36:51,903 --> 00:36:55,139 I... I felt like we really connected when we met, 784 00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:57,641 and, uh... 785 00:36:57,674 --> 00:36:59,310 I, uh... 786 00:36:59,343 --> 00:37:01,512 Wow, a little-little more nervous 787 00:37:01,545 --> 00:37:02,846 than I thought. (chuckles) 788 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,916 What is it? 789 00:37:04,949 --> 00:37:07,151 -I wrote a poem. -A poem. 790 00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:08,986 I write poetry as a hobby, 791 00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:12,189 and I felt inspired. Okay, you ready? 792 00:37:12,223 --> 00:37:13,557 (Dann clears throat) 793 00:37:13,590 --> 00:37:17,728 "Yearning. Passion. Search. 794 00:37:17,761 --> 00:37:20,497 "Who will feed the coals of joy 795 00:37:20,531 --> 00:37:23,100 "in the stove of emotion? 796 00:37:23,134 --> 00:37:25,169 My fingers ache to penetrate the hearth..." 797 00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:28,205 -(chuckles nervously) -"Love is the fishhook 798 00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:32,243 that hooks the fish." What do you think? 799 00:37:32,276 --> 00:37:34,912 -It's really good. -Be brutally honest. 800 00:37:34,946 --> 00:37:37,881 I need absolute honesty or I can't grow as an artist. 801 00:37:37,915 --> 00:37:39,216 No, it's-it's great. 802 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:42,619 You won't offend me, just tell me the truth. 803 00:37:42,653 --> 00:37:45,722 W-Well, um... 804 00:37:45,756 --> 00:37:48,592 It's maybe a little surface-y. 805 00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,261 Oh. 806 00:37:50,294 --> 00:37:52,896 Like, i-i-it doesn't ask anything of the listener. 807 00:37:52,930 --> 00:37:55,866 The imagery's a little obvious, so there's nothing to unearth. 808 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:58,802 And there's no room for subjective interpretation. 809 00:37:58,835 --> 00:38:01,305 Okay. 810 00:38:01,338 --> 00:38:04,041 Boy, got a little chilly in here all of a sudden, didn't it? 811 00:38:04,075 --> 00:38:06,143 You said to be honest. 812 00:38:06,177 --> 00:38:08,812 Yeah, well, I didn't say take a dump all over my spirit. 813 00:38:08,845 --> 00:38:10,047 I didn't say that. 814 00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:13,317 I'm just... 815 00:38:13,350 --> 00:38:16,220 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 816 00:38:16,253 --> 00:38:17,754 (sighs) 817 00:38:19,190 --> 00:38:21,258 (sighs, chuckles softly) 818 00:38:21,292 --> 00:38:23,027 (comscanner beeps) 819 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,467 (exhales) 820 00:38:31,868 --> 00:38:33,804 (sighs) 821 00:38:36,507 --> 00:38:37,841 (chimes) 822 00:38:37,874 --> 00:38:39,276 CASSIUS: Come in. 823 00:38:41,345 --> 00:38:43,414 -Captain. Hi. -No, you don't have to get up. 824 00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:46,150 No, no, it's fine. Can I get you a drink? 825 00:38:46,183 --> 00:38:48,619 Yeah. Actually, a drink would be good. 826 00:38:52,723 --> 00:38:53,857 So... 827 00:38:53,890 --> 00:38:56,360 -what can I do for you? -Well, I... 828 00:38:56,393 --> 00:38:59,130 owe you an apology. 829 00:38:59,163 --> 00:39:01,532 Apology? For what? 830 00:39:01,565 --> 00:39:03,200 (chuckles): That's nice of you to say, 831 00:39:03,234 --> 00:39:04,868 but I think we both know what. 832 00:39:06,170 --> 00:39:07,304 Listen, Cass-ius... 833 00:39:07,338 --> 00:39:08,839 -Cassius. -Damn. 834 00:39:08,872 --> 00:39:10,207 Um... 835 00:39:10,241 --> 00:39:12,476 look, this is a small ship, 836 00:39:12,509 --> 00:39:13,610 and... 837 00:39:13,644 --> 00:39:15,612 it's just gonna take me a minute 838 00:39:15,646 --> 00:39:17,848 to adjust to this new reality. 839 00:39:17,881 --> 00:39:19,450 Well, trust me, your learning curve 840 00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:20,984 is nothing compared to mine. 841 00:39:21,018 --> 00:39:22,019 What do you mean? 842 00:39:22,053 --> 00:39:23,854 (sighs): Kelly and I had a fight, 843 00:39:23,887 --> 00:39:26,623 she walked out on me-- and I am so sorry, this is 844 00:39:26,657 --> 00:39:28,559 probably the last thing that you want to hear. 845 00:39:28,592 --> 00:39:30,927 Well, nobody fights better than Kelly, huh? 846 00:39:32,729 --> 00:39:35,866 I've just, I've been independent for so long that I think the way 847 00:39:35,899 --> 00:39:38,569 I think, and I sometimes forget that another person's involved. 848 00:39:38,602 --> 00:39:40,837 Were you ever married? 849 00:39:40,871 --> 00:39:42,839 (sighs): Yeah. Yeah, I was... 850 00:39:42,873 --> 00:39:45,309 an aspiring paleontologist-- I wanted to be the one 851 00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:47,478 to discover the next unclassified species, 852 00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:49,080 make a name for myself. 853 00:39:49,113 --> 00:39:51,182 And my work drove me to succeed, 854 00:39:51,215 --> 00:39:54,551 but it also drove a stake right through my marriage. 855 00:39:54,585 --> 00:39:57,554 My God, she definitely has a type, doesn't she? 856 00:39:57,588 --> 00:39:58,822 Huh? 857 00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:01,092 Do you love her? 858 00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:02,526 I do. 859 00:40:02,559 --> 00:40:04,027 Very much. 860 00:40:06,430 --> 00:40:07,998 What, um... 861 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:11,001 what was it you said that made her walk out? 862 00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:14,071 (sighs): Ah, well, I... I was actually defending you, 863 00:40:14,105 --> 00:40:16,507 and she said that I was being "too evolved," 864 00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:18,609 and I told her to calm down, and... 865 00:40:18,642 --> 00:40:21,011 Ooh. Ooh, you didn't say "calm down." 866 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:23,714 -I-I did. -Oh, boy. Yeah, that's, um... 867 00:40:23,747 --> 00:40:25,349 Oh, well, I was just trying to see things reasonably 868 00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:26,383 -from all sides. -And that's great, 869 00:40:26,417 --> 00:40:27,584 and I appreciate that. 870 00:40:27,618 --> 00:40:29,253 It's just... 871 00:40:29,286 --> 00:40:31,288 Here's my theory. 872 00:40:31,322 --> 00:40:35,426 A woman can't really love a man unless he's part dope. 873 00:40:35,459 --> 00:40:38,129 Be a little stupid every day, 874 00:40:38,162 --> 00:40:40,231 and really stupid once in a while, but... 875 00:40:40,264 --> 00:40:41,598 just don't be perfect. 876 00:40:41,632 --> 00:40:43,700 That's not easy. 877 00:40:43,734 --> 00:40:45,636 (takes deep breath) 878 00:40:46,637 --> 00:40:48,139 Journey. 879 00:40:48,172 --> 00:40:50,207 What? 880 00:40:50,241 --> 00:40:51,642 She likes Journey. 881 00:40:51,675 --> 00:40:53,877 -Traveling? -No, no, the old band, Journey. 882 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:55,146 You'll find them in the archives. 883 00:40:55,179 --> 00:40:56,447 Look, just get some Merlot, 884 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,048 cook a dinner, put on "Open Arms." 885 00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:00,251 -And what is... -Just do it. 886 00:41:00,284 --> 00:41:02,586 And... you know, I'm gonna go now 887 00:41:02,619 --> 00:41:05,122 and, uh, bang my head against a wall. 888 00:41:05,156 --> 00:41:06,757 So good night. 889 00:41:06,790 --> 00:41:09,092 * 890 00:41:11,495 --> 00:41:13,497 Whew. Okay. 891 00:41:20,171 --> 00:41:22,606 * 892 00:41:25,642 --> 00:41:28,945 All we're asking is that Marcus be placed in a different class. 893 00:41:28,979 --> 00:41:30,281 We want to rest easy knowing 894 00:41:30,314 --> 00:41:31,448 that James isn't being influenced 895 00:41:31,482 --> 00:41:32,849 by negative elements at school. 896 00:41:32,883 --> 00:41:35,252 Marcus wasn't the one who started this. 897 00:41:35,286 --> 00:41:38,655 Look, I know you think your son is this sweet little angel, 898 00:41:38,689 --> 00:41:40,457 but trust me, he's got you snowed. 899 00:41:40,491 --> 00:41:42,659 Okay. Let's all just try to calm dow... 900 00:41:42,693 --> 00:41:45,496 try to be respectful of the process here. 901 00:41:45,529 --> 00:41:48,098 We all want to get to the bottom of this. 902 00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:49,666 Now, truthfully, both of your boys 903 00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,602 have shown rebellious tendencies lately. 904 00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,370 -James? -Yes. 905 00:41:53,404 --> 00:41:55,372 Well, then it must have begun when he started 906 00:41:55,406 --> 00:41:57,641 -hanging around Marcus. -ISAAC: May I ask 907 00:41:57,674 --> 00:41:59,610 how James is faring in his studies? 908 00:41:59,643 --> 00:42:01,345 James gets straight As. 909 00:42:01,378 --> 00:42:03,514 That's... not completely accurate. 910 00:42:03,547 --> 00:42:05,148 JODY: I've seen his report cards. 911 00:42:05,182 --> 00:42:06,850 Well, I mean, he-he does fine, 912 00:42:06,883 --> 00:42:09,486 but he's a B-minus student, occasional "C." 913 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,288 Not worth being overly concerned, 914 00:42:11,322 --> 00:42:12,556 but he definitely has more smarts 915 00:42:12,589 --> 00:42:14,191 -than he gives his work. -Okay, wait. 916 00:42:14,225 --> 00:42:15,526 This doesn't make any sense. 917 00:42:15,559 --> 00:42:17,861 May I access your class files? 918 00:42:17,894 --> 00:42:19,363 Of course. 919 00:42:24,535 --> 00:42:26,069 As I suspected. 920 00:42:26,102 --> 00:42:29,039 His official report card shows consistent As. 921 00:42:29,072 --> 00:42:30,207 -That's right. -Mm-hmm. 922 00:42:30,241 --> 00:42:32,643 Further analysis reveals 923 00:42:32,676 --> 00:42:35,679 a recent alteration using external algorithms. 924 00:42:35,712 --> 00:42:37,214 The entry code corresponds 925 00:42:37,248 --> 00:42:39,250 to you comscanner, Lieutenant. 926 00:42:39,283 --> 00:42:41,652 -Mine? -Doctor, would you describe 927 00:42:41,685 --> 00:42:44,054 Marcus's academic performance? 928 00:42:44,087 --> 00:42:46,257 Um, he gets Bs, usually, 929 00:42:46,290 --> 00:42:48,292 maybe one or two As. 930 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,228 That is accurate. 931 00:42:51,262 --> 00:42:52,896 It is reasonable to surmise 932 00:42:52,929 --> 00:42:54,865 that whoever hacked into the food synthesizer 933 00:42:54,898 --> 00:42:56,833 would also possess the resourcefulness 934 00:42:56,867 --> 00:42:59,403 to enter the student records database. 935 00:42:59,436 --> 00:43:01,505 As James's grades have been altered 936 00:43:01,538 --> 00:43:03,740 and Marcus's have not, one must conclude 937 00:43:03,774 --> 00:43:06,543 James is the guilty party. 938 00:43:06,577 --> 00:43:08,078 NATHAN: I... 939 00:43:08,111 --> 00:43:09,346 I can't believe it. 940 00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:11,181 ISAAC: It would seem that your accusations 941 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:13,950 were unwarranted, Nathan and Jody. 942 00:43:13,984 --> 00:43:16,119 I will be forced to report your son's violations 943 00:43:16,152 --> 00:43:17,388 to Commander Grayson. 944 00:43:17,421 --> 00:43:19,022 In the meantime, 945 00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:22,125 I would recommend you discipline your son accordingly. 946 00:43:26,630 --> 00:43:29,099 Oh, my gosh, you were amazing. 947 00:43:29,132 --> 00:43:30,567 I love you. 948 00:43:30,601 --> 00:43:32,536 I merely inferred the most likely scenario 949 00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:34,705 using the available facts 950 00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:37,474 and my own observations of the children. 951 00:43:37,508 --> 00:43:39,109 Isaac... 952 00:43:39,142 --> 00:43:41,945 would you be my date to Bortus's Ja'loja? 953 00:43:41,978 --> 00:43:43,280 If you wish. 954 00:43:44,315 --> 00:43:45,949 I wish. 955 00:43:45,982 --> 00:43:48,018 * 956 00:43:50,921 --> 00:43:52,155 Okay, there she is. 957 00:43:52,188 --> 00:43:54,057 She's all alone, so this is your chance. 958 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,727 -You can do this, all right? -Yeah, okay. 959 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,862 Here goes. 960 00:44:04,468 --> 00:44:06,803 Can't do it. Thanks for the help. 961 00:44:06,837 --> 00:44:09,473 (over comm): All hands, this is the captain. 962 00:44:09,506 --> 00:44:12,042 We are entering orbit of Moclus. 963 00:44:14,478 --> 00:44:16,480 * 964 00:44:29,460 --> 00:44:32,996 In the sight of those who stand with me, 965 00:44:33,029 --> 00:44:37,534 and those for whom I would sacrifice my being, 966 00:44:37,568 --> 00:44:39,703 I begin... 967 00:44:39,736 --> 00:44:41,872 the release. 968 00:44:47,644 --> 00:44:50,313 BORTUS: Kalaskacha. 969 00:44:50,347 --> 00:44:53,817 Mech-gadlas fekto 970 00:44:53,850 --> 00:44:56,720 roschas... 971 00:44:56,753 --> 00:44:59,390 (chanting): bam... 972 00:44:59,423 --> 00:45:02,058 val... 973 00:45:02,092 --> 00:45:04,060 (last syllable echoing) 974 00:45:09,433 --> 00:45:10,634 Ja'loja! 975 00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:13,136 ALL: Ja'loja! 976 00:45:13,169 --> 00:45:16,873 (piano plays arpeggio) 977 00:45:16,907 --> 00:45:19,543 (playing "As Time Goes By") 978 00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:31,321 BORTUS: I hope you enjoyed 979 00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:33,323 the ceremony, Commander. 980 00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:35,358 I did. I did very much. 981 00:45:35,392 --> 00:45:38,495 I can honestly say I've never seen anything quite like it. 982 00:45:38,529 --> 00:45:40,296 Hope you washed your hands. 983 00:45:41,632 --> 00:45:44,234 Well... I can't wait for the next one. 984 00:45:44,267 --> 00:45:47,237 We will certainly include you, Commander. 985 00:45:47,270 --> 00:45:49,573 Topa, come along. 986 00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:53,710 Hey. You're the best, you know that? 987 00:45:53,744 --> 00:45:54,911 Aw, come on. 988 00:45:54,945 --> 00:45:56,747 Red wine and "Open Arms"? 989 00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:58,415 I knew I liked you, but... 990 00:45:58,449 --> 00:46:00,751 that right there was the moment you won me over. 991 00:46:00,784 --> 00:46:04,054 What can I say? You inspire me to be creative. 992 00:46:07,123 --> 00:46:09,893 You, sir, are forgiven. 993 00:46:09,926 --> 00:46:13,564 "My fingers ache to penetrate the hearth. 994 00:46:13,597 --> 00:46:17,568 Love is the fishhook that hooks the fish." 995 00:46:17,601 --> 00:46:18,802 Oh, my God. 996 00:46:18,835 --> 00:46:20,236 -What do you think? -Dude, 997 00:46:20,270 --> 00:46:23,206 that is just, like, an emotional sucker punch. 998 00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,274 -Really? -Yeah. 999 00:46:24,307 --> 00:46:26,142 Like, I-I've had a really bad week 1000 00:46:26,176 --> 00:46:28,912 where I've just been grappling with insecurity and self-doubt, 1001 00:46:28,945 --> 00:46:31,147 and then here comes this lyrical compass 1002 00:46:31,181 --> 00:46:33,984 that just instantly guides me to my special place 1003 00:46:34,017 --> 00:46:35,118 in the universe. 1004 00:46:35,151 --> 00:46:36,252 You should write a book. 1005 00:46:36,286 --> 00:46:37,588 I was thinking I might, 1006 00:46:37,621 --> 00:46:39,890 but now I definitely will. 1007 00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:42,225 -All right for me. -Yeah. -CLAIRE: Isaac, I know 1008 00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:44,961 it doesn't mean anything to you, but what you did for me 1009 00:46:44,995 --> 00:46:46,763 and for Marcus is really special. 1010 00:46:46,797 --> 00:46:48,331 I wish you could feel that. 1011 00:46:48,364 --> 00:46:51,234 That is not possible for an artificial life-form. 1012 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,837 But it was fascinating to observe. 1013 00:46:53,870 --> 00:46:56,172 Isaac... I owe you one. 1014 00:46:58,709 --> 00:47:01,077 I'll tell you, you know what would be great right now? 1015 00:47:01,111 --> 00:47:03,780 -A Krill invasion. -Well, for what it's worth, 1016 00:47:03,814 --> 00:47:06,116 it sounds like you did the honorable thing. 1017 00:47:06,149 --> 00:47:07,951 Well, if those two wind up together because of me, 1018 00:47:07,984 --> 00:47:10,587 -you may have to shoot me. -My friend, I have learned 1019 00:47:10,621 --> 00:47:12,589 never to make predictions 1020 00:47:12,623 --> 00:47:14,491 in matters of love. 1021 00:47:14,525 --> 00:47:16,493 I'm usually dead wrong. 1022 00:47:16,527 --> 00:47:18,495 Well, here's to being wrong. 1023 00:47:18,529 --> 00:47:19,796 Hmm. 1024 00:47:22,132 --> 00:47:23,500 JANEL: Hey. 1025 00:47:23,534 --> 00:47:25,602 Is anyone sitting here? 1026 00:47:25,636 --> 00:47:27,337 Uh, no. 1027 00:47:27,370 --> 00:47:30,473 (piano continues playing "As Time Goes By") 1028 00:47:33,376 --> 00:47:35,378 * 1029 00:48:22,626 --> 00:48:24,595 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH