1 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:30,042 Ah, there I am. 2 00:01:30,125 --> 00:01:33,583 Sir Douglas Weatherford, Baron of Inverleish 3 00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:37,792 and Knight of the most ancient and most noble Order of the Thistle. 4 00:01:38,417 --> 00:01:42,333 I sit in the land of my birth, only 30 years of age, 5 00:01:42,417 --> 00:01:45,125 and already I have made some of the greatest advancements 6 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:47,250 the world has ever seen. 7 00:01:47,958 --> 00:01:49,500 To put it plainly... 8 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,250 I am a genius. 9 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:55,042 For centuries I have been revered as such, 10 00:01:55,750 --> 00:02:00,000 but alas, for reasons I cannot comprehend, 11 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:04,542 in today's degenerate age, my legacy is forgotten. 12 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:08,792 Even my noble face, my striking, handsome face 13 00:02:09,292 --> 00:02:11,292 has been reduced to that... 14 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:14,125 of a Spaniard. 15 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:18,583 For many years, 16 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:22,792 this rundown visitor centre found in my home town, 17 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:26,208 has been the sole institute of my life's work. 18 00:02:26,708 --> 00:02:30,208 Permit me then to recount my achievements, 19 00:02:30,292 --> 00:02:33,667 from my magnum opus, The Fourth Treatise, 20 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:38,458 a book which helped propel the world into a new age of prosperity, 21 00:02:38,542 --> 00:02:43,792 to my strides as a natural philosopher in the treatment of lunatics. 22 00:02:44,292 --> 00:02:47,625 And of course, my surgical advancements, 23 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:51,542 particularly in the practice of limb amputation. 24 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:56,875 My contemporaries have fared much better than I. 25 00:02:56,958 --> 00:03:00,208 Even that pervert, Benjamin Franklin 26 00:03:00,292 --> 00:03:03,375 has cemented his name in the annals of history. 27 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:09,792 All the while, my legacy chokes beneath an ever thickening layer of dust. 28 00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:16,375 And so, my only hope is a Mr Kenneth Mackay, 29 00:03:16,458 --> 00:03:18,417 an enthusiastic employee 30 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:22,250 devoted to sharing my story with all who will listen. 31 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:25,833 In every fibre of his being, 32 00:03:25,917 --> 00:03:29,500 Mr Mackay belongs to this part of the world. 33 00:03:30,292 --> 00:03:32,750 Though a man of little distinction, 34 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:36,458 he is my final chance to save my legacy. 35 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:46,375 Here comes his carriage, rumbling through the valley now. 36 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,500 Let us listen in. 37 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:53,292 Everything you see here was passed down to Sir Douglas 38 00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:56,542 by his father, Laird Bryce, and his father before him, 39 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:58,167 and his father before him 40 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:01,042 through multiple changes in the monarchy. 41 00:04:02,333 --> 00:04:06,625 Sir Douglas liked to ride his horse daily through the woodlands. 42 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:09,708 He had numerous boulders strategically placed 43 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:13,167 along the route, so that should inspiration ever strike, 44 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:16,958 he had somewhere to sit down and jot down his thoughts. 45 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:20,542 On his return from the West Indies in the 1760s, 46 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:23,667 Sir Douglas married Hannah Chetwynd-Howe. 47 00:04:24,250 --> 00:04:25,750 She gave him seven children, 48 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,708 only one of whom survived into adulthood. 49 00:04:28,792 --> 00:04:30,833 Sir Douglas was greatly distressed by this, 50 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:33,208 and his marriage suffered as a consequence. 51 00:04:33,292 --> 00:04:36,375 Lady Weatherford's journals are quite revealing in this regard. 52 00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:40,083 She describes his mood swings as if being struck violently 53 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:41,958 by Saturn's scythe. 54 00:04:42,042 --> 00:04:44,292 When my wife first read this, 55 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:46,708 she said he reminded her of me. 56 00:04:49,917 --> 00:04:50,917 Fun fact. 57 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,333 I am actually a descendant... 58 00:04:53,792 --> 00:04:54,792 of... 59 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:55,958 Sir Douglas. 60 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:59,875 We, we did a bit of digging a few years back 61 00:04:59,958 --> 00:05:02,875 and I was quite, uh, surprised 62 00:05:02,958 --> 00:05:05,083 to find his name on the family tree. 63 00:05:06,292 --> 00:05:08,042 We actually share a birthday. 64 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:11,625 And though I say so myself, 65 00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:13,667 I think I'm looking pretty good 66 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:16,417 for a 282 year old. 67 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,703 Jess? 68 00:05:31,448 --> 00:05:32,573 Jess? 69 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,292 What have I got for you? 70 00:05:40,375 --> 00:05:42,750 Look at this. Look at this. Your favourite. 71 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:49,333 Although Mrs Mackay passed away over a year ago, 72 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:53,750 Kenneth still expects to find her sitting in her armchair, 73 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:56,750 awaiting his return from an excursion. 74 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,167 After her death, 75 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:02,458 Kenneth subscribed to a genealogy website 76 00:06:02,542 --> 00:06:05,542 where he discovered that he is indeed 77 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:08,708 a distant kinsman of my third cousin. 78 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:15,083 Sadly, for Kenneth, due to that lady's many indiscretions, 79 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:19,542 nearly half of Arberloch is also descended from her. 80 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:22,708 - You've done so well. - It's great. It's very yummy. 81 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,708 So, Anna tells me you're a nurse. 82 00:06:25,792 --> 00:06:27,667 Yeah. At St. Joe's. 83 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:31,792 I know St. Joe's. Which department? 84 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,208 Psychiatry. 85 00:06:34,292 --> 00:06:37,667 - Oh? - Yeah. It's intense. 86 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:40,042 No, it's intense, but you're amazing. You're amazing. 87 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,292 He's running his own ward 88 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:43,250 and he's only been there for like two months. 89 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:44,792 It's like, incredible. 90 00:06:45,292 --> 00:06:46,625 How's James? 91 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,292 Fine. 92 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,000 What? 93 00:06:55,417 --> 00:06:57,167 He's fine, yeah. 94 00:06:58,208 --> 00:07:00,125 You were with your daddy last week, weren't you, sweetheart? 95 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:02,500 Oh, that's good. That's good. 96 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:03,708 How's your dad? 97 00:07:03,792 --> 00:07:05,458 - Dad's fine. - Good. 98 00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:07,250 Why don't you phone him, Dad? 99 00:07:08,917 --> 00:07:11,167 I was just asking how he was. That was all. 100 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:12,417 He's fine. 101 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,375 Starts with Sarah. 102 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,667 Anna, your mum. 103 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:26,042 - Me... - Dad, do we really need to 104 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:27,417 do the family tree right now? 105 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,667 It's not polite. 106 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:32,708 When's the right time to show the little one her family lineage? 107 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,568 So, grandpa, grandma, 108 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:37,500 great-grandparents, great-great-grandparents. 109 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,208 Read out some of those names. 110 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:40,792 Sir John Hamilton? 111 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:42,792 Yes. Say it louder so your mama can hear, go on. 112 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,333 I can hear, I can hear. 113 00:07:44,417 --> 00:07:47,167 Good, good. Sir John Hamilton. 114 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:48,417 Next name please, 115 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:49,708 Sir John Ruven. 116 00:07:49,792 --> 00:07:51,833 Sir John Ruven. Next name please. 117 00:07:51,917 --> 00:07:53,333 Agnes Longford. 118 00:07:53,417 --> 00:07:55,542 Oh, very important woman. 119 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:56,875 Next name please. 120 00:07:56,958 --> 00:07:58,875 Sir Francis Urquhart. 121 00:07:58,958 --> 00:08:02,333 Oh, well done. That's not an easy one to say. 122 00:08:02,417 --> 00:08:05,458 Less this is a very difficult one even to read, never mind say. 123 00:08:05,542 --> 00:08:07,250 - Well done you. - Yeah. 124 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,708 - Sir Francis Urquhart. - Urquhart. 125 00:08:10,287 --> 00:08:11,999 Up here, great-great-great grandparents. 126 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:14,125 And finally, who's that? 127 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:19,583 Sir Douglas Weatherford. 128 00:08:22,292 --> 00:08:24,167 All the way back to... 129 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:26,125 you. 130 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:31,083 You come from a noble family, my dear. 131 00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:35,042 - Dad, that's enough. - And don't let anyone tell you different. 132 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:38,750 Come on, give your grandpa a hug. 133 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:39,840 Hey... 134 00:08:40,833 --> 00:08:41,833 Love you. 135 00:08:43,917 --> 00:08:45,958 - Love you. Right. - Cheers. Nice to meet you. 136 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:47,209 - Nice meeting you. - Take care. 137 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:48,542 Yeah, you too. 138 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,833 I think Grandad's sad. 139 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:53,875 No, no, no, he's not, sweetheart. 140 00:08:55,250 --> 00:08:57,000 Can he come and stay with us again? 141 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,083 - Safe drive. - Yeah, bye, Dad. 142 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:06,958 Get inside, right? 143 00:09:07,042 --> 00:09:08,292 It's cold. 144 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:26,958 Anna. 145 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:28,208 Birthday Girl. 146 00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:30,708 Anna, look at me. That's it. 147 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:34,035 How old are you today, huh? 148 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:36,667 Two? Two. 149 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:43,958 Happy birthday dear Anna... 150 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:49,458 Happy birthday to you... 151 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,333 - Yay. - Well done. 152 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,333 It's nice when the sun comes out anyway. 153 00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:40,042 - It's alright. - Yeah. 154 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:41,583 - It's a nice crew. - Yeah. 155 00:11:46,708 --> 00:11:48,958 What? Is he just gonna sit there? 156 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,484 - Come on. - Nutter. 157 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:53,500 Hey. 158 00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:54,583 What? 159 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,917 Move on, move on, move on. Come on! 160 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:02,792 Can't bloody be here, you idiot! 161 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:06,083 - Move your car! Move your car! - Can't come through! 162 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:09,792 Get out! Get out! 163 00:12:12,583 --> 00:12:13,750 That way, yes. 164 00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:21,750 A tranquil, peaceful place. 165 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:24,208 A place of tremendous beauty. 166 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,708 I, Sir Douglas Weatherford, 167 00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:30,667 have always been a great lover of animals. 168 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,000 My love, of course, is most evident 169 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,833 in the vast number I shot during my travels 170 00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:40,292 and had stuffed for display in my home. 171 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:45,042 Each species told a story... 172 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,625 Do not lean on the glass, please. 173 00:12:48,649 --> 00:12:49,666 ...an emblem... 174 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,125 Excuse me. 175 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,375 Could you not lean on the display, please? 176 00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,000 ...was the Tiger from Bengal. 177 00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:56,875 Thank you. 178 00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:58,917 ...from the Carpathians. 179 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,958 And who could forget, the pygmy antelope. 180 00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:54,625 Having travelled to many strange 181 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,792 and distant lands, 182 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,500 I have had the opportunity 183 00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:04,042 to observe a great many diverse economic systems. 184 00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:06,625 Consider this. 185 00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,833 It is not the generosity of the farmer 186 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,000 that feeds us or our families... 187 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,708 but his own self-promotion. 188 00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:20,875 It is this commonality that can be found 189 00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:25,125 in both the northern and the southern hemispheres. 190 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:26,958 Oh, no, no, no! 191 00:14:27,042 --> 00:14:30,959 - Thus, it's the question of the age... - Don't park here, you can't park here. 192 00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:36,542 Is the fundamental truth of human nature... 193 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,667 Yeah, yeah, just reverse, just reverse. 194 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:42,750 - the self-motivating force behind it... - Go back! 195 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:50,542 Keep going, mate. Keep going. What the fuck? 196 00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:52,250 - It is... - You dozy cunt! 197 00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:55,042 - Just park the car...no, stop! - Please excuse the language. 198 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:56,625 Make your fucking mind up! 199 00:14:57,667 --> 00:15:03,500 It is a fundamental truth of human nature... 200 00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:07,250 that nothing... 201 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:12,667 motivates human kind quite as much... 202 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:16,208 as one's own self-interest. 203 00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,875 Excuse me, what's going on? 204 00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:20,917 These are questions... 205 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,542 but for the future of mankind. 206 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,667 What are you fucking beeping at? 207 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:31,875 That's it, keep going. Keep fucking going! 208 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:58,667 Why should we ride to the aid of those that did not come to ours? 209 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,292 They must be warned. 210 00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:02,042 Understand this... 211 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:05,792 things are now in motion that cannot be undone. 212 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:07,208 How far? 213 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:09,250 Three days' ride as the dragon flies. 214 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:12,333 We'd better hope we don't have one of those on our tail. 215 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,583 With or without a dragon in your midst, 216 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:17,000 you shall need the might of the Geldun Blade... 217 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,833 This the one where they have to defeat the hydra dragon. 218 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,917 They want to know what we think of the show. 219 00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:45,833 See they're paying Jock a packet for the use of his farm house. 220 00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:50,542 He's always been an attention seeker. 221 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,042 Well, I guess you have to be 222 00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,292 when you come from a long line of tatty pickers 223 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:55,958 and domestic servants. 224 00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:59,292 I suppose this is beneath you, Ken? 225 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:01,667 Well, not me. 226 00:17:02,417 --> 00:17:03,417 Watch my drink. 227 00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:05,917 I'm going to be famous. 228 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,917 He's a real show-off. 229 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,042 ...in India and the Caribbean. 230 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,375 When you think on it, if you were to take Adam Smith, 231 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:39,750 David Hume, David Livingstone, and Sir Walter Scott 232 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,875 and put them all together, 233 00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,417 you would have Sir Douglas. 234 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,167 Of course, he wasn't recognised in his day. 235 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,250 Welcome. 236 00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,500 Welcome, welcome, come in, come in. 237 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:54,583 Welcome, o weary travellers, follow me, follow me. 238 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,958 Hi, how's it going? Hi. 239 00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:59,625 Look at that, Emberfell! 240 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,000 Brilliant. 241 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,458 - Hang on, hang on. - Come in, come in. 242 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,833 - Emberfell! - Emberfell. 243 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:11,417 - This is amazing. - Come in, come in. 244 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,250 Steven McKinnon, 245 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:18,667 manager of the town's Weatherford themed visitor centre 246 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,542 is keen to capitalise on the show's arrival, 247 00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,667 transforming the dusty old centre 248 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:27,792 into an exciting, new White Stag of Emberfell fan zone. 249 00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:31,417 The rain has done little to deter Emberfell fans. 250 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,708 Rumours are circulating 251 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:35,655 that the show's producers might cast local talent... 252 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,292 - Jessie! - ...in minor speaking roles, 253 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,792 - in an effort to engage the community. - Jessie. 254 00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,583 Jessie. 255 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,167 Jessie. 256 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:31,667 What has become of the once peaceful valley 257 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:35,625 where my father taught me to ride Tempest, my first horse? 258 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:41,750 Or the boulder where I sat and composed a lament after her passing? 259 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:45,917 But of all the changes I have had to endure 260 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,625 since the arrival of this gaudy spectacle, 261 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:51,917 I must say, I am most disappointed... 262 00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:55,667 by this. 263 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,917 - Emberfell! - Emberfell. 264 00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:16,417 The expansive realm of Emberfell is divided into four dominions. 265 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,500 Each embodying one of the natural elements: 266 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:24,000 Earth, fire, water and air. 267 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:27,542 Prince Ergon is a living paradox. 268 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:29,958 His lineage consists of... 269 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:37,958 Emberfell is a land beset with warring factions. 270 00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:39,333 Yeah. 271 00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:41,125 To the north, 272 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,333 a rare of succession is underway. 273 00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:47,833 A wa... a war of... a war of succession is underway. 274 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:52,167 I, King Ergon... 275 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,375 Yeah! 276 00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:56,125 ...am under attack 277 00:20:57,667 --> 00:21:01,958 from comrade and kin alike. 278 00:21:08,042 --> 00:21:12,292 For years, I have ruled with wisdom, 279 00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:17,208 with strength, with the guidance of the ancient magic 280 00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,542 that courses through these lands. 281 00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:22,250 My people have flourished, 282 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,917 and peace has been our companion. 283 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,708 But now shadows grow 284 00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:33,833 and darkness stirs from within. 285 00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:40,082 We've gotta take a picture at the top. 286 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:42,333 - This is so wild! - I know! 287 00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:43,917 Hurry up! 288 00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,167 Oh, Marcus is gonna flip. 289 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,542 Although... 290 00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:57,083 although, 291 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:03,000 although the show has never actually used this... location, 292 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,250 it's well known 293 00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:10,833 that it provided inspiration for the creation of Gran-amark. 294 00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,667 Where the werewolves live. 295 00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,583 This one. 296 00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:21,833 Unfortunately, this is as close as we can get, ladies and gentlemen, 297 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:25,667 but if you have a look over there to your right, 298 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,792 you'll see they are setting up for the next scene. 299 00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:30,833 There's the camera over there. 300 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,125 In fact, a little birdie told me 301 00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:39,042 that Oscar Sorenson, AKA Prince Ergon, will be on set today. 302 00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:43,333 I am still king of these lands. 303 00:22:43,417 --> 00:22:45,125 You will obey me. 304 00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:48,417 I have stood idly by, as you've brought nothing 305 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,667 but war and destruction upon our people. 306 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,417 I suppose you think you can rule better? 307 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,500 You don't have what it takes! 308 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,958 You have betrayed me. 309 00:23:13,292 --> 00:23:18,583 No, Father, it is you who have betrayed our people. 310 00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,625 No! 311 00:24:19,917 --> 00:24:21,667 Can he see me? 312 00:24:24,792 --> 00:24:26,333 A phantom? 313 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:33,208 Just gonna check these really quickly. 314 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,292 Well, as far as your eyes go, 315 00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:41,542 you're looking very healthy for your age. 316 00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:44,375 No cataracts or anything else? 317 00:25:44,458 --> 00:25:45,792 No, no. 318 00:25:46,786 --> 00:25:48,458 Our eyes tend to get a bit drier with age 319 00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:53,042 due to decreased tear production, that can cause fogginess. 320 00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:56,167 It's a very natural process and nothing to worry about. 321 00:25:56,833 --> 00:25:58,708 Here, take these. 322 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,625 Although the show... 323 00:26:33,167 --> 00:26:37,417 Although it was never actually used for filming in the show... 324 00:26:43,542 --> 00:26:44,917 Did you just... 325 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:47,042 put your gum there? 326 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:53,458 Take the mask off so I can see your face. Did you just put your gum there? 327 00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:55,833 Take the mask off. 328 00:26:57,375 --> 00:26:58,958 Take the gum off. 329 00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:03,750 Now you get off. 330 00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:07,209 Get off, get off. That's a national landmark. 331 00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:10,792 Don't shake your head, just off. 332 00:27:10,876 --> 00:27:11,918 Off! 333 00:27:17,186 --> 00:27:19,393 Can I show you something, ladies and gentlemen, please? 334 00:27:19,477 --> 00:27:21,458 Can you open up, please. Come. I want you to see this. 335 00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:22,583 - Can you all see this? - Yeah. 336 00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:27,792 What would you say if I told you that this unassuming rock 337 00:27:27,875 --> 00:27:30,875 played a central role in world history? 338 00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:35,708 - Sir Douglas Weatherford... - Who? 339 00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:38,375 Sir Douglas Weatherford, he... 340 00:27:38,459 --> 00:27:40,958 - his name's on the plaque right there. - Is that a character? 341 00:27:41,042 --> 00:27:43,750 Sir Douglas Weatherford sat here 342 00:27:44,417 --> 00:27:49,458 and he composed large parts of The Fourth Treatise. 343 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:53,417 Now, The Fourth Treatise is a collection of essays 344 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:57,375 universally recognised as being the foundation 345 00:27:57,458 --> 00:28:01,333 upon which virtually every post-industrial society 346 00:28:01,417 --> 00:28:03,875 and economy is based. 347 00:28:03,958 --> 00:28:06,458 And he created it right here. 348 00:28:06,542 --> 00:28:09,042 Right here, where you're standing. 349 00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:12,042 You are standing in history. 350 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,500 - It was progress. - Alright. 351 00:28:13,583 --> 00:28:15,792 You might not like it, but you should know where it came from. 352 00:28:15,875 --> 00:28:17,500 Alright, Ken! 353 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:21,125 Ladies and gentlemen, if you'd like to follow me over here. 354 00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:25,792 We have tracks left by the White Stag himself. 355 00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:28,125 Come on, follow me. Up we go. 356 00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:33,917 Here we are, look. 357 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,458 Gather round. 358 00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:40,667 How tragic it is to become a stranger in one's own home. 359 00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:42,583 I should know. 360 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:48,042 This was my home, where I lived until my death. 361 00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:52,333 Charlatan historians have claimed that, to make way for this estate, 362 00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:54,750 I burned a village to the ground, 363 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:57,500 killing peasants who refused to leave. 364 00:28:58,125 --> 00:29:00,042 That's all false, of course. 365 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:06,625 Regrettably, one cannot always control 366 00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:09,125 how one's legacy is remembered. 367 00:29:14,292 --> 00:29:19,625 My direct descendant, a Lady Jean Mary Alexandria Weatherford, 368 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:21,583 is an insufferable communist 369 00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:24,792 who has tarnished my family's once good name. 370 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:29,750 You've got to stop all this silly old Sir Douglas posturing and lecturing. 371 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,833 It's... 372 00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:34,583 it's uncomfortable. 373 00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:37,625 We are progressive. 374 00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:42,417 We have installed solar panels on the school roofs. 375 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:45,667 We are rewilding great swathes of the estate. 376 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:50,458 And, do you know, I personally am petitioning 377 00:29:50,542 --> 00:29:52,958 for the reintroduction of wolves. 378 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:56,875 I'm a conservationist at heart. 379 00:29:57,625 --> 00:30:01,458 And we believe that we must preserve 380 00:30:01,542 --> 00:30:03,917 our precious resources for the future, 381 00:30:04,001 --> 00:30:06,666 which is why we must take every opportunity 382 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:10,375 that comes our way, like this marvellous... telly show. 383 00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:13,083 Don't you just love it? I absolutely binged it. 384 00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:17,833 And you... are our King Ergon, I believe. 385 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,458 So why don't you just play along 386 00:30:20,542 --> 00:30:22,000 and dress up as you've been asked? 387 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:25,417 No more running around making a fool of yourself. 388 00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:29,500 We all have to adapt. 389 00:30:30,490 --> 00:30:32,208 The Weatherford family... 390 00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:36,875 is asking you to adapt. 391 00:30:37,571 --> 00:30:39,238 Can you manage that? 392 00:30:56,838 --> 00:30:59,755 Stabbed you. So you have to die now. 393 00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:02,167 - What? - Die. 394 00:31:03,167 --> 00:31:05,125 I... I stabbed you. 395 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,958 So now you die. 396 00:31:07,042 --> 00:31:08,042 Come on. 397 00:31:08,625 --> 00:31:10,750 He's such a huge fan of the show. 398 00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,250 Oh, is he? 399 00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:16,250 Oh, well then... 400 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,208 I'll just die, shall I? 401 00:31:24,833 --> 00:31:30,042 Fans eagerly capture every moment of Oscar Sorenson around Arberloch, 402 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:33,792 from strolls along the beach to dinners at local restaurants. 403 00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:37,083 To find out more, we went out in Arberloch 404 00:31:37,167 --> 00:31:39,167 to ask locals for their thoughts. 405 00:31:40,792 --> 00:31:43,375 Are you a fan of the cast within the show? 406 00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:45,042 Love it, love the dragon. 407 00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:47,583 It's a brilliant character. 408 00:31:47,667 --> 00:31:49,792 And do you think it's good for the community having this? 409 00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,500 Yeah, yeah. All the money they're bringing in. 410 00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:53,542 You know, there's always some people that are against it. 411 00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:56,208 "Oh, we don't want this. There's gonna be traffic and all that." 412 00:31:56,292 --> 00:31:58,917 You know? And you think, oh my God, do you want your wee boring life 413 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,542 to go on forever? You know, something exciting. 414 00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:29,083 How much for this? 415 00:32:29,167 --> 00:32:30,708 80 quid. 416 00:32:30,792 --> 00:32:32,042 40. 417 00:32:33,042 --> 00:32:34,042 Okay. 418 00:32:34,917 --> 00:32:36,583 Are you a fan of the show? 419 00:32:36,667 --> 00:32:38,125 Good God, no. 420 00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:40,250 I... I just thought, you know... 421 00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:42,792 It's for work. 422 00:32:45,583 --> 00:32:46,804 You do the tours? 423 00:32:48,625 --> 00:32:50,208 The show's dumb. 424 00:32:50,292 --> 00:32:52,917 They ruined the books. All the real fans hate it. 425 00:32:53,667 --> 00:32:55,167 - Really? - Yeah. 426 00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:57,542 I couldn't even get through the first episode. 427 00:33:00,417 --> 00:33:02,250 Do you know how to work a camera? 428 00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:04,292 Aye. He does. 429 00:33:04,375 --> 00:33:06,708 Tell him about all the wildlife films you make. 430 00:33:09,042 --> 00:33:10,833 Birds, mostly. 431 00:33:11,304 --> 00:33:12,333 He's a talent. 432 00:33:27,667 --> 00:33:28,667 Stewart. 433 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,250 Stewart. 434 00:33:34,167 --> 00:33:35,500 What am I paying you for? 435 00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:39,208 Alright. 436 00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:42,333 Sorry. 437 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,208 Right. Come on, let's get some filming done. 438 00:33:50,542 --> 00:33:51,875 Get into your position. 439 00:33:51,958 --> 00:33:54,083 You've got a lamppost growing out your head. 440 00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:55,167 Over the right a bit. 441 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:56,958 - Hello. - No, you can... 442 00:33:57,042 --> 00:33:58,125 That too loud? 443 00:33:58,208 --> 00:34:00,292 - You can just talk normally, it's fine. - Right? 444 00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:02,250 - Ready? And... - I'm a bit nervous. 445 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,748 Right. Okay, okay, okay. 446 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:05,833 Okay, let's go for it. 447 00:34:05,917 --> 00:34:07,292 Okay. Yep. 448 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,250 Action. 449 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,667 Here we are, in a car park. 450 00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:16,625 But not just any car park. 451 00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:19,458 July 8th, 1750. 452 00:34:20,417 --> 00:34:22,542 On this very site 453 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,708 there happened a momentous event. 454 00:34:24,792 --> 00:34:26,375 Gathered here 455 00:34:27,417 --> 00:34:29,833 were a group of disgruntled workers 456 00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:31,208 from the local mill, 457 00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:35,500 owned by Douglas' father, Laird Bryce. 458 00:34:36,625 --> 00:34:42,208 They'd long made a series of accusations about poor pay, 459 00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:43,792 dangerous working conditions. 460 00:34:43,875 --> 00:34:44,958 All false. 461 00:34:45,042 --> 00:34:46,542 And yet, 462 00:34:46,625 --> 00:34:49,500 they gathered here with the express intention 463 00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:52,500 of marching on the Weatherford estate. 464 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:56,958 The young Douglas Weatherford got wind of their intentions 465 00:34:57,042 --> 00:35:01,625 and secretly he rode to meet with the disgruntled workers. 466 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:04,042 He pushed his way through the demonstrators, 467 00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:07,000 the hundred or so who had gathered here 468 00:35:08,875 --> 00:35:10,458 in this very site. 469 00:35:11,167 --> 00:35:12,375 Go down. Show it. 470 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,583 Show it. 471 00:35:18,667 --> 00:35:19,708 Come back up. 472 00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:24,417 The precocious young Weatherford 473 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,542 delivered a speech so profound... 474 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,333 that many of the workers cried. 475 00:35:32,417 --> 00:35:35,250 They dropped their pitchforks 476 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:37,208 and they returned to the mill. 477 00:35:37,792 --> 00:35:40,083 All were shown mercy 478 00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:43,167 by the Weatherford family. 479 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:46,875 Okay, hold on, hold on. Two seconds. 480 00:35:51,708 --> 00:35:53,208 Yep. Action. 481 00:35:57,042 --> 00:35:58,042 Look left. 482 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:00,917 Left. 483 00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:04,083 That's good. 484 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:14,292 Having travelled through many strange and distant lands, 485 00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:16,292 Just trust me. It's a good shot, okay? 486 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,500 Aye. Aye, there you go. 487 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:20,625 Aye. That's good. 488 00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:25,583 Woah, hold on, hold on. Wait. 489 00:36:36,542 --> 00:36:37,542 Action. 490 00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:42,417 While he was offered burial in the actual nave of Westminster Abbey, 491 00:36:43,292 --> 00:36:49,333 his last will and testament specified that he wished to be buried here 492 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:53,417 at St. Peter's, the old kirk, 493 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:55,542 where he was educated as a boy. 494 00:36:57,042 --> 00:36:58,458 So here we are. 495 00:37:03,667 --> 00:37:05,375 The final resting place 496 00:37:06,042 --> 00:37:08,458 of Sir Douglas Weatherford. 497 00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:12,625 What? 498 00:37:57,125 --> 00:37:58,833 Hey, hey, go on. 499 00:37:58,917 --> 00:38:01,292 Hey, I'm the king of these hills. 500 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:05,958 - Go on. - Ergon. 501 00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:08,917 Ergon, the Ergon. 502 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:00,375 Yes! 503 00:39:05,417 --> 00:39:07,083 Hey, boys, you forgot this. 504 00:39:07,167 --> 00:39:08,167 Oi! 505 00:39:10,917 --> 00:39:12,292 Fuck's sake! 506 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:14,208 Oh, man, look at your motor! 507 00:39:14,292 --> 00:39:15,708 Oh, your ma's gonna kill you. 508 00:39:15,792 --> 00:39:16,833 I'll kill him! 509 00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:40,667 - Yeah? - Yeah. 510 00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:41,750 Yeah, we're on. 511 00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:45,792 Of all the locations in the life and times 512 00:39:45,876 --> 00:39:48,001 of Sir Douglas Weatherford, 513 00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:50,293 this stretch of beach 514 00:39:50,792 --> 00:39:53,375 is possibly the most poignant. 515 00:39:53,865 --> 00:39:55,532 His arch nemesis, 516 00:39:55,616 --> 00:39:57,449 Captain Edmund Beaumont 517 00:39:58,083 --> 00:40:03,375 penned an article for The Scots Journal in March, 1783, 518 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:09,083 which attempted to discredit Sir Douglas' work on telegony. 519 00:40:10,558 --> 00:40:12,350 Douglas, of course... 520 00:40:22,667 --> 00:40:25,918 Douglas, of course, was furious, 521 00:40:26,002 --> 00:40:28,752 and he challenged him to a duel, 522 00:40:29,542 --> 00:40:31,417 not uncommon at the time. 523 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:34,542 The military man, Captain Edmond Beaumont... 524 00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:37,417 - Cut! - ...was well-versed and highly skilled 525 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:39,667 in the art of war. 526 00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,000 You're in the shot, mate! 527 00:40:41,083 --> 00:40:43,750 - And tragically... - You can't be down here. 528 00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:46,708 - Sir Doug... - You can't be down here! 529 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:49,625 - Sir Douglas was at the receiving... - You can't be down here! 530 00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:51,083 - You can't be down here! - Was at the... 531 00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:54,750 ...was at, was at the receiving end of that expertise. 532 00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:58,708 The bullet went through his heart and he bled... 533 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,625 here. 534 00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:03,833 - Copy that. - Probably some birdwatcher or something. 535 00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:05,792 - We're filming today. - Yeah. 536 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:07,667 We have permits. 537 00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:09,542 The beach needs to be vacated. 538 00:41:10,792 --> 00:41:12,042 Permits? 539 00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:15,458 For a beach? 540 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:17,958 We need paperwork. 541 00:41:19,042 --> 00:41:22,000 They only give them out to real productions. 542 00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:23,792 Ones with real actors. 543 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:30,375 Oscar. 544 00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:32,958 What? 545 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,542 We could ask him. 546 00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:37,792 There's no way. 547 00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:39,583 Also he can't act. 548 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:41,375 What does that matter? He's a name, isn't he? 549 00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:43,458 No, but there's no way. 550 00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:46,375 I mean, how are we gonna pay him? The guy's on millions. 551 00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:48,791 Well, then the money won't bother him, will it? 552 00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:53,125 I just need five minutes to explain. 553 00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:56,292 This is a project of cultural significance. 554 00:41:56,375 --> 00:42:00,000 None of that... comic book shite that he does. 555 00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:04,875 Some graphic novels are actually quite good. 556 00:42:06,583 --> 00:42:08,125 I just need to find him. 557 00:43:08,125 --> 00:43:09,292 It's okay, Jess. 558 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:19,000 - Oscar! - Please, please! 559 00:43:22,292 --> 00:43:24,500 - You're amazing! - Oscar! 560 00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:26,875 - Oscar! - I love you! 561 00:44:06,042 --> 00:44:09,167 You... have betrayed me. 562 00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:10,750 No, Father. 563 00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:14,292 It is you who have betrayed our people. 564 00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:27,958 Oh, good Horatio, 565 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:31,958 I'll take the ghost's word for a thousand pound. 566 00:44:32,042 --> 00:44:33,792 Didst perceive? 567 00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:35,375 Very well, my lord. 568 00:44:36,389 --> 00:44:37,972 Upon the talk of the poisoning? 569 00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:40,042 I did very well note him. 570 00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:42,208 Ah, ha! Come, some music! 571 00:44:42,292 --> 00:44:43,667 Come, the recorders. 572 00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:47,125 For if the king like not the comedy, why, then...? 573 00:44:47,208 --> 00:44:48,208 That's good. 574 00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:52,250 You're going to make an amazing Hamlet. 575 00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:55,333 This part is a hundred percent yours. I just know it. 576 00:44:55,417 --> 00:44:57,083 - Do you think so? - I think so. 577 00:44:57,167 --> 00:44:59,167 - It's not too much? - It's not too much. 578 00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:04,375 - Thanks, babe. - Can we leave? I'm dying for a drink. 579 00:45:06,855 --> 00:45:08,542 Can't we just stay at the hotel bar? 580 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:10,417 No, I wanna soak up the atmosphere. 581 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:15,875 You know, I almost feel sorry for him. 582 00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:18,792 He, he fancies himself a Hamlet. 583 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:24,417 Coincidentally, I myself portrayed Hamlet in the school production. 584 00:45:24,917 --> 00:45:28,417 But unlike him, I held the necessary gravitas 585 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:31,167 - to carry the role. - There he is. Oscar! 586 00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:32,417 - Oscar! - Oscar! 587 00:45:35,542 --> 00:45:36,542 Oscar! 588 00:45:37,542 --> 00:45:38,875 - Oscar! - You look amazing. 589 00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:40,375 Oscar! Oscar! 590 00:45:40,458 --> 00:45:42,125 I've written a project. 591 00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:45,958 - Here we go, here we go. - Yeah, okay, okay. 592 00:45:46,042 --> 00:45:48,875 - Oscar. Oscar. -Next time. Listen, mate, could you... 593 00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:51,083 Oh, did you get it? 594 00:45:51,167 --> 00:45:54,125 - You got the autograph, let's see. - I didn't get anything. 595 00:45:58,625 --> 00:45:59,833 Did you get it? 596 00:46:04,042 --> 00:46:08,333 Hi. I thought I would come over and introduce myself. 597 00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:13,167 I thought I would come over and introduce myself. 598 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:14,667 My name's Kenneth. 599 00:46:15,667 --> 00:46:17,750 My name is... is Kenneth. 600 00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:21,208 My name is Kenneth. And I have a very exciting proposal. 601 00:46:21,292 --> 00:46:22,917 Very exciting proposal. 602 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,417 I'm, I'm actually making a film, 603 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:28,250 about Douglas Weatherford in his early years. 604 00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:32,208 I have a proposal, a very exciting proposal. 605 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:36,958 I'm actually making a film about Douglas Weatherford in his early years... 606 00:46:37,042 --> 00:46:39,125 and I would be... 607 00:46:49,708 --> 00:46:54,042 I just wonder if you wouldn't mind popping your signatures on these? 608 00:46:55,083 --> 00:46:57,167 Over your forehead, maybe? And... 609 00:46:57,625 --> 00:47:00,250 Maybe, you know, maybe you can come in one day, 610 00:47:00,333 --> 00:47:02,208 both of you and take some... 611 00:47:02,292 --> 00:47:03,792 - Hey. - Hey. 612 00:47:03,875 --> 00:47:05,875 Hey man, do you want a photo? 613 00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:08,625 No, no. No need for that. 614 00:47:08,917 --> 00:47:10,708 I just wanted to introduce myself. 615 00:47:11,417 --> 00:47:12,625 My name's Kenneth. 616 00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:14,833 - Hi, Kenneth. - Nice to meet you, Kenneth. 617 00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:19,333 I don't know if you're aware, but, 618 00:47:19,417 --> 00:47:25,167 this used to be the old laboratory for one of this town's most noble sons. 619 00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:26,792 Sir Douglas Weatherford? 620 00:47:30,333 --> 00:47:33,000 - A relative of mine. - Ken. 621 00:47:33,875 --> 00:47:36,250 - No, no. Sorry. - No. Sorry. 622 00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:37,833 No? 623 00:47:39,667 --> 00:47:44,792 He was actually involved in a great many medical advancements. 624 00:47:44,875 --> 00:47:49,042 Surgical advancements, especially, as you can see from, from the drawings. 625 00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:55,083 Sounds interesting, yeah. 626 00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:57,042 What are you after? 627 00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:02,000 A cup of tea would be nice. Just milk. No sugar. 628 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,042 I'll get to the point. I know you're out having a quiet evening 629 00:48:05,125 --> 00:48:06,292 with your beautiful wife. 630 00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:11,167 I actually have a very exciting proposal for you, sir. 631 00:48:11,958 --> 00:48:13,833 I'm in the process of making a film. 632 00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:15,042 Right. 633 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:16,458 And... 634 00:48:16,542 --> 00:48:20,333 - being an admirer of your work, - Oh, thanks. 635 00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:24,208 I was thinking you might just make the ideal 636 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:28,125 young Douglas Weatherford for the re-enactments. 637 00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:30,042 What do you say? 638 00:48:30,125 --> 00:48:32,750 Oh, wow, thank you. 639 00:48:33,458 --> 00:48:36,167 Thank you for... for considering me for the part. 640 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:41,625 And I think the best person to speak to would be my agent, Karen. 641 00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:43,750 'Cause she knows everything about my schedule. 642 00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:45,083 - She would be the expert. - Oh, no. No. 643 00:48:45,167 --> 00:48:46,750 - That's not necessary. - Okay, gents, let's leave... 644 00:48:46,833 --> 00:48:48,666 - ...them in peace. - We start tomorrow morning. 645 00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:50,833 Hold on. We'll think about it. 646 00:48:50,917 --> 00:48:52,208 We start tomorrow morning at te... 647 00:48:52,292 --> 00:48:54,542 - A cup of tea and a biscuit. - Kenneth, Kenneth. 648 00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:56,083 Come on. 649 00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:57,750 Should have stayed at home. 650 00:48:57,833 --> 00:48:59,292 If you don't get the Hamlet part. 651 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:02,667 - Shut up. - Absolute nutters. 652 00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:10,083 He looks quite interesting, though, this Douglas guy. 653 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:24,250 - Best show I've seen for years. - Oh, really? 654 00:49:24,333 --> 00:49:25,333 Well... 655 00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:46,208 I had a word, and he wants to do it. 656 00:49:47,875 --> 00:49:50,083 Don't bother him just now, he's busy. 657 00:49:50,167 --> 00:49:51,875 But he said he'll be there. 658 00:49:51,958 --> 00:49:53,417 Tomorrow? 659 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:57,208 What to do is write down all the details, time, place and all that. 660 00:49:57,292 --> 00:49:59,875 Then I'll block it out of his schedule. Sound good? 661 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,667 And he'll definitely be there? 662 00:50:08,750 --> 00:50:11,375 Definitely. He's a man of his word. Trust me. 663 00:50:11,458 --> 00:50:13,875 If he says he'll do something, he'll do it. 664 00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:19,000 I've been working for him since he were in that Mickey the House Mouse Club thing. 665 00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:22,458 Thank you. 666 00:50:23,113 --> 00:50:24,125 Well done. 667 00:50:24,208 --> 00:50:25,500 You... you want your pen? 668 00:50:25,583 --> 00:50:26,917 Nah, keep it. 669 00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:51,292 Nutter. 670 00:51:16,458 --> 00:51:17,458 Dad. 671 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:19,625 Dad. 672 00:51:19,708 --> 00:51:21,417 Dad, you're home. 673 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,708 Why have I got a bucket on my lap? 674 00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:33,417 Because the last time I picked up from the pub, you were sick 675 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:35,292 and I've just got the car cleaned. 676 00:51:36,917 --> 00:51:38,750 For God's sake. I had a drink. 677 00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:40,708 It's always a drink, isn't it? 678 00:51:41,792 --> 00:51:45,500 And then... my car's ruined. 679 00:51:46,417 --> 00:51:49,917 You will never guess who I got... 680 00:51:50,958 --> 00:51:52,750 to be in my re-enactments. 681 00:51:53,792 --> 00:51:55,458 Never gonna guess. 682 00:51:55,542 --> 00:51:56,583 Try. 683 00:51:56,667 --> 00:51:58,125 I'm never gonna guess. Yeah. 684 00:51:58,208 --> 00:52:00,667 Someone that you really, really like. 685 00:52:02,958 --> 00:52:05,125 - But that's all I'm gonna say. - Okay. 686 00:52:05,208 --> 00:52:07,583 I'm never gonna guess. Okay. 687 00:52:07,667 --> 00:52:09,500 I'm sorry I woke you up. 688 00:52:09,583 --> 00:52:11,708 And I want to thank you 689 00:52:12,875 --> 00:52:14,750 for coming to get me. Thank you. 690 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,750 - Okay. Good night. - Love you. 691 00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:19,417 - Yeah. - Right. Good night. 692 00:52:19,501 --> 00:52:21,334 - Yeah. - Get your belt. 693 00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:28,708 What are we doing for the wee one's birthday? 694 00:52:30,292 --> 00:52:34,292 Nothing... she just wants to, to go to her dad's 695 00:52:34,375 --> 00:52:36,875 and so, I'm just... we're not doing anything. 696 00:52:36,958 --> 00:52:38,417 What, no party? 697 00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:40,292 No. 698 00:52:41,208 --> 00:52:42,375 That's not right. 699 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,042 Okay. 700 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,750 It's what she wants, Dad. 701 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:50,833 Sorry. 702 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,917 Night-night. Careful. 703 00:53:14,542 --> 00:53:17,083 While he may have betrayed me, 704 00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:21,000 I shall not slay my own blood. 705 00:53:22,125 --> 00:53:24,792 Send him to the tower! 706 00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:27,167 Long live the king! 707 00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:29,958 - Long live the king! - Yes. 708 00:53:30,042 --> 00:53:33,792 Long live the king! 709 00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:37,292 You've been pranked. 710 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,083 He'll be here. 711 00:53:50,292 --> 00:53:52,417 He's probably been held up or something. 712 00:53:54,417 --> 00:53:55,958 Busy people, actors. 713 00:54:03,042 --> 00:54:05,500 This afternoon, something magical is happening 714 00:54:05,583 --> 00:54:07,249 at the Arberloch Visitor Centre. 715 00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:09,458 There will be an exclusive meet and greet 716 00:54:09,542 --> 00:54:11,999 with the leading stars of the White Stag of Emberfell. 717 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:14,292 Join us and hear behind the scenes stories, 718 00:54:14,375 --> 00:54:15,625 get autographs and snaps... 719 00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:16,750 I should go. 720 00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:18,500 ...with your favourite characters, including Prince Ergon... 721 00:54:18,583 --> 00:54:19,542 We should. 722 00:54:19,625 --> 00:54:21,708 If only to tell him that his show's shite. 723 00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:23,292 Doors will open at 5pm 724 00:54:23,375 --> 00:54:25,125 with the event scheduled to start at 6. 725 00:54:25,208 --> 00:54:27,375 Don't forget to dress up as your favourite Emberfellian, 726 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:29,208 and the winner... 727 00:54:32,448 --> 00:54:35,624 Back in my day, the defence of one's honour 728 00:54:35,708 --> 00:54:37,917 was something worth dying for. 729 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,833 A duel, two gentlemen face-to-face, 730 00:54:41,917 --> 00:54:44,833 settling their dispute with dignity. 731 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:49,208 I myself prevailed in 23... 732 00:54:49,708 --> 00:54:51,208 out of 24. 733 00:54:52,667 --> 00:54:57,417 Sadly for Kenneth, in these times, duels have been outlawed. 734 00:54:58,042 --> 00:55:01,542 Another example of how a once civilised society 735 00:55:01,625 --> 00:55:04,042 has declined into savagery. 736 00:55:04,125 --> 00:55:08,208 - You are a liar. - Yeah, what now? Hey? 737 00:55:08,292 --> 00:55:09,875 - Come on. - I'm going in here. 738 00:55:09,958 --> 00:55:11,749 - No you're not. - I'm going in. 739 00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:14,667 - Step back. - Hey, I work here, actually. 740 00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:16,583 - Listen. - Get out my way. 741 00:55:16,667 --> 00:55:17,792 Get out my--- 742 00:55:23,208 --> 00:55:24,375 There he is! 743 00:55:25,625 --> 00:55:26,708 That's for you. 744 00:55:27,917 --> 00:55:29,417 Thanks for doing this. 745 00:55:31,875 --> 00:55:33,250 There he is, there he is! 746 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,208 - Kick him out. - What are you doing? 747 00:55:38,292 --> 00:55:39,917 It's just insane, this. Alright. 748 00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:44,083 That's you told. 749 00:55:44,667 --> 00:55:45,750 - Jog on! - Yeah, go on. 750 00:55:45,833 --> 00:55:48,000 - Some people, man. - Yeah, excuse me, get to the back. 751 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:50,292 Go on, it's ridiculous. 752 00:55:52,042 --> 00:55:54,458 - Go on. - Yeah, keep walking. 753 00:55:54,542 --> 00:55:56,000 Keep on walking. 754 00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:04,042 Oscar... Stephen! 755 00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:06,750 He's keen. 756 00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:07,792 Yeah. 757 00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:09,792 - Stephen! - Right. 758 00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:15,167 It's a local lunatic. Wouldnae worry about it. 759 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:20,333 - Oh, no. - What? 760 00:56:25,292 --> 00:56:26,792 You alright? Let's get you up. 761 00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:29,333 You look like a twat, mate. 762 00:56:29,417 --> 00:56:30,917 - What? - A twat. 763 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,417 - What? - This is on you. 764 00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:34,417 No, no, no. 765 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:37,917 You saw what he was doing to me, he was manhandling me. 766 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,042 What else am I supposed to do? 767 00:56:40,125 --> 00:56:41,958 - Excuse me. - What character are you meant to be? 768 00:56:42,042 --> 00:56:43,375 Just shut up. 769 00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:46,833 Look, just, just up. Shut up. Shut up. 770 00:56:46,917 --> 00:56:49,667 You know nothing. You know absolutely... 771 00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:51,708 - What? - Absolutely nothing. 772 00:56:51,792 --> 00:56:54,292 Turned this town into a bloody theme park. 773 00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:55,750 Look at yourselves. 774 00:56:55,833 --> 00:56:57,667 You're a joke. You're all demented. 775 00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,042 You're emotionally arrested. 776 00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:03,625 Standing queuing up like, like sheep! 777 00:57:06,542 --> 00:57:07,833 That's what you are. 778 00:57:07,917 --> 00:57:10,167 All of you, with your celebrities. 779 00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:12,542 Celebrities. What? What? 780 00:57:12,625 --> 00:57:14,083 Read a book! 781 00:57:14,167 --> 00:57:15,792 Find out where you come from! 782 00:57:15,875 --> 00:57:17,917 Find out about the world! 783 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,500 Go get a job! Yeah? 784 00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:20,792 You thought about that? 785 00:57:20,856 --> 00:57:23,042 You're, you're pathetic! 786 00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:51,708 - Oh, my God, hi. - Hi. Good to see you. 787 00:58:51,792 --> 00:58:52,792 Hi. 788 00:59:20,667 --> 00:59:22,708 Anna. Anna. 789 00:59:23,375 --> 00:59:25,083 Birthday girl. 790 00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:26,833 Anna, look at me, that's it. 791 00:59:28,042 --> 00:59:30,417 How old are you? 792 00:59:31,042 --> 00:59:33,042 Two, two? 793 00:59:35,750 --> 00:59:39,792 Happy birthday dear Anna... 794 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,583 Happy birthday to you. 795 00:59:58,208 --> 00:59:59,583 In my laboratory, 796 00:59:59,667 --> 01:00:03,792 right in the very spot where Mr Mackay now sits, 797 01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:08,292 I conducted numerous psychiatric experiments on lunatics. 798 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,167 Among my most ambitious 799 01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,375 was an attempt at a brain transplant 800 01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:16,042 between an inmate of the asylum 801 01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:17,500 and a goat. 802 01:00:22,792 --> 01:00:25,958 Although both creatures died as a result of the procedure, 803 01:00:26,542 --> 01:00:28,125 I gleaned a lot. 804 01:00:38,667 --> 01:00:42,917 The ugly truth is their deaths were no great loss. 805 01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:50,208 After all, every success demands a sacrifice. 806 01:01:49,917 --> 01:01:51,042 Make ready! 807 01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:52,625 Take aim! 808 01:02:00,208 --> 01:02:01,208 Fire! 809 01:02:03,042 --> 01:02:04,042 Fire! 810 01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:30,083 I am still king of these lands. 811 01:02:30,833 --> 01:02:32,708 You will obey me. 812 01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:34,375 I've stood idly by 813 01:02:34,458 --> 01:02:38,500 as you've brought nothing but war and destruction upon our people. 814 01:02:38,583 --> 01:02:40,917 I suppose you think you can rule better. 815 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,250 You don't have what it-- 816 01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:52,083 You... have betrayed me. 817 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:54,750 No, Father. 818 01:02:54,833 --> 01:02:58,125 It is you who hath betrayed our people. 819 01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:14,458 I am still king of these lands. 820 01:03:19,625 --> 01:03:21,333 Oscar! 821 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:27,042 Oscar mania continues. 822 01:03:27,125 --> 01:03:29,292 After the announcement of the show's renewal 823 01:03:29,375 --> 01:03:31,208 for two more seasons, our... 824 01:03:57,792 --> 01:04:00,250 I am still king of these lands. 825 01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:12,792 I am still king of these lands. 826 01:04:16,875 --> 01:04:18,458 I am still king. 827 01:04:23,679 --> 01:04:26,971 I'm still king of these lands. I am still king. 828 01:04:28,396 --> 01:04:30,730 I am still king of these lands. 829 01:04:31,674 --> 01:04:33,758 I am still king... 830 01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:35,875 of these lands. 831 01:04:36,545 --> 01:04:38,670 I am still king. 832 01:04:42,421 --> 01:04:44,879 I am still king of these lands. 833 01:04:46,458 --> 01:04:47,708 I am... 834 01:04:49,663 --> 01:04:51,663 I am still king. 835 01:05:41,542 --> 01:05:43,583 Hi, Ken. 836 01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:50,625 You alright? 837 01:05:51,333 --> 01:05:52,375 Nice evening. 838 01:06:11,042 --> 01:06:12,833 - Good night. - See ya. 839 01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:33,792 Oh, no. 840 01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:36,500 Jesus Christ! 841 01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:10,292 So they need you on the 17th to do all of the voice work, 842 01:07:10,375 --> 01:07:13,374 and actually, I have some really exciting news. 843 01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:15,542 We finally have a launch date... 844 01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:16,875 - Yeah. - ...for the video game. 845 01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:19,958 It's looking like next summer at Playcon. 846 01:07:20,042 --> 01:07:21,917 What about Hamlet? 847 01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:25,250 Yeah, a bit of bad news, 848 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:28,500 they loved you, but sadly it is a no. 849 01:07:34,542 --> 01:07:36,708 Anyways, I'm with Emma now, so, we need to go. 850 01:07:36,792 --> 01:07:39,625 - Sorry, we need to go. - Oh, okay, yeah. Speak soon. 851 01:07:39,708 --> 01:07:41,000 - Bye. - Yep. 852 01:07:44,333 --> 01:07:47,375 I'm never going to be recognised as a serious performer. 853 01:07:48,336 --> 01:07:50,294 It's because I'm a bad actor, isn't it? 854 01:08:39,833 --> 01:08:43,833 So, you're not working at the... at the Visitor Centre? 855 01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:47,913 No, no. I felt... 856 01:08:50,250 --> 01:08:52,042 it was time for a change. 857 01:08:52,755 --> 01:08:54,088 Long overdue. 858 01:08:56,322 --> 01:08:59,697 So, Sal and I were talking and he... 859 01:09:03,625 --> 01:09:06,167 he... he was... 860 01:09:07,583 --> 01:09:11,042 he thought it might be a good idea if you went to his work. 861 01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:13,167 Just for a wee check-up. 862 01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:16,250 It's nothing serious. It's nothing at all. We just... 863 01:09:17,417 --> 01:09:20,333 I know it can be difficult, even after a year. 864 01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:23,417 It can take us time to adjust to living on our own. 865 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:27,417 And my colleague, Janine, she's great. She's really amazing. 866 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:29,750 - Yeah, she's actually lovely. - This is her speciality. 867 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:32,708 And I can answer any questions. 868 01:09:37,739 --> 01:09:40,989 Well, rest assured, sweetheart, 869 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:45,375 I am absolutely fine. 870 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,412 I'm f... I'm fine. 871 01:09:56,333 --> 01:09:59,333 I promise you, I am absolutely fine. 872 01:10:30,875 --> 01:10:36,625 O Tempest loyal and true 873 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:43,792 Ye rode 'neath skies of blue 874 01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:49,542 The bracken bows in grief 875 01:10:50,167 --> 01:10:56,500 Below the withered heath 876 01:10:56,583 --> 01:11:02,000 Thy spirit swift and bold 877 01:11:02,792 --> 01:11:08,750 Now rests in shadows cold 878 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:14,875 All journeys end this way 879 01:11:14,958 --> 01:11:18,250 All... 880 01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:25,333 journeys end this way... 881 01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:33,833 You look after the house, okay? 882 01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:46,481 Morning. 883 01:13:47,287 --> 01:13:48,329 Morning. 884 01:14:00,333 --> 01:14:01,792 Did we meet already? 885 01:14:03,583 --> 01:14:05,500 - Sorry? - Have I met you before? 886 01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:08,125 No, I don't think so. 887 01:14:09,341 --> 01:14:10,925 Yeah, at the pub? 888 01:14:14,001 --> 01:14:16,126 No, I don't really drink. So... 889 01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:18,458 What's the name? Sir...? 890 01:14:19,375 --> 01:14:21,333 Sir, what's his name? William... 891 01:14:21,833 --> 01:14:26,917 Feathers... Feather. He was... scientific achievements, your ancestor. 892 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,208 I looked him up. 893 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,667 No, it doesn't ring a bell. 894 01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:34,875 But whoever it was, was obviously... 895 01:14:35,378 --> 01:14:36,503 important. 896 01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:40,917 Must have had you mixed up. 897 01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:47,625 This is... 898 01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:51,292 a Stevenson Lighthouse. 899 01:14:53,708 --> 01:14:54,708 You know of it? 900 01:14:56,167 --> 01:14:59,000 Are you... you familiar with Stevenson? 901 01:14:59,084 --> 01:15:01,001 Robert Louis Stevenson's grandfather? 902 01:15:02,042 --> 01:15:04,815 Robert Louis Stevenson, the famous Scottish novelist? 903 01:15:04,899 --> 01:15:07,774 26th most translated author in the world. 904 01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:09,624 One...one behind Charles Dickens. 905 01:15:09,708 --> 01:15:11,500 Wrote Treasure Island. 906 01:15:12,156 --> 01:15:13,365 Kidnapped. 907 01:15:14,085 --> 01:15:16,293 No, I don't read much. 908 01:15:18,375 --> 01:15:20,875 Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde? 909 01:15:22,282 --> 01:15:23,916 Seen the movie. 910 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,083 The film. 911 01:15:25,167 --> 01:15:26,209 Of course. 912 01:15:27,083 --> 01:15:28,250 Of course. 913 01:15:28,782 --> 01:15:30,282 Yeah. Everybody... 914 01:15:31,251 --> 01:15:33,335 everybody knows Jekyll and Hyde. 915 01:15:35,958 --> 01:15:38,792 It's all the history of this place. 916 01:15:39,667 --> 01:15:41,250 It's important, you know? 917 01:15:43,170 --> 01:15:45,753 You can't just let that die. 918 01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:55,250 So, can I ask what... 919 01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:56,833 what brought you here? 920 01:15:58,833 --> 01:16:00,917 Just... just work, really. 921 01:16:02,030 --> 01:16:02,959 Ah. 922 01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:06,375 You're not involved in that... 923 01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,375 television programme, are you? 924 01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:09,583 No. 925 01:16:09,667 --> 01:16:11,042 No, not really. 926 01:16:11,126 --> 01:16:12,417 Good, good. 927 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:16,417 All that fantasy, wizard, dragons, 928 01:16:16,501 --> 01:16:18,501 yeah, nobody cares about the truth. 929 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:21,000 Yeah? 930 01:16:21,708 --> 01:16:24,958 And then it's the effect of the circus in the town, you know? 931 01:16:25,042 --> 01:16:27,500 It's not just the, the trucks and the noise 932 01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:30,626 and the entitlement amongst the crew 933 01:16:30,708 --> 01:16:32,667 who can be rather arrogant. 934 01:16:33,076 --> 01:16:34,701 Not just that. And I mean, I take it, 935 01:16:34,792 --> 01:16:36,833 obviously the Weatherfords will have made money out of it 936 01:16:36,917 --> 01:16:38,995 because they, they probably gave you... 937 01:16:39,083 --> 01:16:40,791 you give them a permit, don't you? 938 01:16:40,875 --> 01:16:43,083 You know, they take the money. Of course they do. 939 01:16:43,167 --> 01:16:44,709 Of course, they take money for most things. 940 01:16:44,793 --> 01:16:46,335 But I mean, the... 941 01:16:47,136 --> 01:16:49,034 where... what are we supposed to do? 942 01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:51,292 What are the local people supposed to do? 943 01:16:51,376 --> 01:16:53,859 Do you think about what happens to people like me? 944 01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:57,542 I'm not an angry person, but it's turned upside down, you know? 945 01:16:57,646 --> 01:16:59,375 I mean for me to get to work, 946 01:16:59,458 --> 01:17:00,875 sometimes maybe 45 minutes, 947 01:17:00,958 --> 01:17:02,875 but, but now you're here. 948 01:17:02,958 --> 01:17:07,333 That, that's half an hour onto my day each way. 949 01:17:07,417 --> 01:17:10,125 - Yeah. - So, that's, that's an hour onto my day. 950 01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:11,875 - Now, I'm a... - Hey, love. 951 01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:14,458 - Have you been on a walk with Mummy? - Yeah. 952 01:17:14,542 --> 01:17:16,250 Oh, you've found a pretty shell. 953 01:17:17,417 --> 01:17:20,875 Oh, that's fantastic, huh? What a great present. 954 01:17:20,958 --> 01:17:22,416 - Can I save this? - Where's Mummy? 955 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:23,708 - Here. - There she is, okay. 956 01:17:23,792 --> 01:17:25,625 Can you show me how fast you can run to Mummy? 957 01:17:25,708 --> 01:17:26,708 - Yeah. - Okay. 958 01:17:26,792 --> 01:17:28,417 One, two, three. Let's go. 959 01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:39,583 Listen... 960 01:17:40,083 --> 01:17:42,792 I'm here with my family, okay? 961 01:17:46,757 --> 01:17:48,674 I don't want any... trouble. 962 01:17:50,417 --> 01:17:51,417 Okay? 963 01:17:52,875 --> 01:17:53,875 Yeah... 964 01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:04,750 Bastard! 965 01:18:15,067 --> 01:18:16,401 Gary, it's okay! 966 01:18:18,125 --> 01:18:19,500 Just let him go. 967 01:18:21,284 --> 01:18:23,034 What the fuck is this? 968 01:18:28,151 --> 01:18:29,610 - What's that? - I don't know. 969 01:18:30,292 --> 01:18:31,292 You okay? 970 01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:36,659 It's just a sad, old man, okay? 971 01:18:36,750 --> 01:18:38,750 - Yeah. - Yeah. He's just sad. 972 01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:41,417 Yeah, it's okay. 973 01:20:54,210 --> 01:20:59,293 It was a mistake to believe that this weak man was worthy. 974 01:22:45,715 --> 01:22:49,167 The Peregrino Marsh Wing, often mistaken for the common goose, 975 01:22:49,746 --> 01:22:52,833 is a striking waterfowl species found in Arberloch, 976 01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:56,292 though few locals know its true origins. 977 01:22:57,583 --> 01:23:01,474 Discovered by Sir Douglas Weatherford during his travels in Africa, 978 01:23:01,542 --> 01:23:03,542 he brought a mating pair back to Scotland 979 01:23:03,625 --> 01:23:05,417 and released them into the hills. 980 01:23:06,292 --> 01:23:09,125 Over the centuries, the marshwing has become an integral part 981 01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:11,667 of the ecosystem sustaining the wetlands. 982 01:23:13,937 --> 01:23:16,708 Historically celebrated by bird enthusiasts 983 01:23:16,792 --> 01:23:20,000 it's also served as a symbol for the Arberloch Church choir 984 01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:22,417 and a lucky mascot for the Boy Scouts. 985 01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:26,416 But while the marshwing thrives, 986 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:29,792 Weatherford's legacy in Aberloch and beyond has fallen. 987 01:23:32,792 --> 01:23:35,167 Today, only traces of him remain, 988 01:23:35,782 --> 01:23:38,333 some rocks, a grave, 989 01:23:39,208 --> 01:23:42,042 and stories only few care to repeat. 990 01:23:42,958 --> 01:23:44,958 And so, the noble bird endures 991 01:23:45,042 --> 01:23:46,750 as his most lasting legacy. 992 01:23:49,432 --> 01:23:52,625 Its strange honk resembling laughter fills the air. 993 01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:56,750 A sound so familiar in Arberloch 994 01:23:56,833 --> 01:23:59,667 that few stop to wonder where it truly came from. 995 01:25:05,730 --> 01:25:06,813 Who am I? 996 01:25:07,888 --> 01:25:09,513 A mere specimen. 997 01:25:10,338 --> 01:25:11,338 A relic. 998 01:25:12,976 --> 01:25:16,143 A ghost who roams in empty rooms. 999 01:25:21,434 --> 01:25:24,309 I am vulnerable to ephemerality. 1000 01:25:26,458 --> 01:25:28,855 And so, it must be, 1001 01:25:28,939 --> 01:25:33,606 as it must go on and on and on. 1002 01:25:35,547 --> 01:25:37,797 I have so much more to say. 1003 01:25:40,485 --> 01:25:43,443 But I have disappeared. 1004 01:26:23,417 --> 01:26:26,251 Right, so this... this is Dwarvish, right? 1005 01:26:26,335 --> 01:26:27,764 So, the, "K" is... 1006 01:26:29,167 --> 01:26:31,583 more at the back of the throat, alright? Guttural. 1007 01:26:31,667 --> 01:26:33,042 Okay? 1008 01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:46,583 What is it, soldier? 1009 01:26:54,653 --> 01:26:56,194 Okay. Thank you. 1010 01:26:56,796 --> 01:26:58,546 Thank you, Mr Curtis. 1011 01:26:58,630 --> 01:26:59,630 Oh, okay. 1012 01:27:00,625 --> 01:27:03,042 - Is that it? - Yeah, that's all. 1013 01:27:04,167 --> 01:27:05,417 Thank you for coming. 1014 01:27:06,807 --> 01:27:07,807 Right. 1015 01:27:09,167 --> 01:27:10,584 Thanks. 1016 01:27:10,668 --> 01:27:11,960 Thanks very much. 1017 01:27:13,523 --> 01:27:15,398 Who's next? Who's next? 1018 01:27:28,007 --> 01:27:29,341 Okay. Thank you. 1019 01:27:29,417 --> 01:27:32,000 Yeah, thank you. Thank you. 1020 01:27:33,417 --> 01:27:34,667 Next! 1021 01:27:56,289 --> 01:27:59,039 What is it, soldier? 1022 01:28:14,896 --> 01:28:16,479 The troops are weary.