1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,513 In the life of a teenage girl, 2 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:16,599 there is no greater hell than waiting for a boy to text you. 3 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,101 Come on. Come on. 4 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,395 Hey, is my phone working? 5 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,274 Ugh! 6 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:27,610 Especially when there were so many reasons why he should text. 7 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,988 Like you'd been cute together. 8 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:31,573 You had great chemistry. 9 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,158 Also, there was this. 10 00:00:33,241 --> 00:00:34,451 Well, um... 11 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,077 Can I text you sometime? 12 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:40,665 So for that little punk to send nothing was pretty frickin' rude. 13 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:50,341 Teenage boys, however, aren't really known for their manners. 14 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,845 So sadly, it looks like Devi was being straight-up ghosted. 15 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,722 Or was she? 16 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:58,516 Yes. Yes, she was. 17 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,937 Come on, stupid wildfire, read the room. 18 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:12,614 Mmm... I don't know, guys. I don't think I'm gonna hear back from him. 19 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:15,200 Unless my phone isn't working. 20 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,118 - It's working. - It's definitely working. 21 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,495 Right. Yep. 22 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:23,166 Man. I thought we had a spark, but I guess I was wrong. 23 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:27,796 I mean, Des was a Palisades ten with a legit social life, and I'm like a... 24 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:31,216 - Sherman Oaks eight with two friends. - I did not need that chime in, Fab. 25 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:32,133 Sorry. 26 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:35,011 At least I got to flirt a little. It's been a while since I did that. 27 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,971 Maybe that's the problem. 28 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:39,808 Maybe your vibe's gotten dusty, 29 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,811 like when you don't drive a car for a few months. 30 00:01:41,851 --> 00:01:42,769 What are you talkin' about? 31 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:45,480 People can tell when someone hasn't hooked up in a while. 32 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:47,107 Your aura gets all cobwebby, 33 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,776 and you turn invisible to potential lovers. 34 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,736 Take Mrs. Paloma for example. 35 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:55,031 Shit. I didn't even see her there. 36 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,450 Like I said, totally invisible. 37 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,202 I can hear you guys. 38 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,871 And for your information, I am very happily married, 39 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,040 even though we sleep in separate bedrooms. 40 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,792 Sorry, Mrs. Paloma. 41 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,171 Anyway, I think I've made my point. 42 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,464 Yep. So, what do I do? 43 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,967 You just have to kiss someone, like, anyone. 44 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:17,887 Morning. Picking up on some juicy girl talk. What did I miss? 45 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,099 Just talking about how weird stuff gets when you haven't kissed in a long time. 46 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,185 Oh. Right. 47 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:26,646 In Devi's life. Not in anyone else's life. 48 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:31,442 So, how do I kiss someone? 49 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:34,154 You should do it at the drama club's coffeehouse tonight. 50 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,239 It's the sexiest night of the year. 51 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:37,782 We all dress kind of French, 52 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,909 and the maintenance staff turns the lights down low, 53 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,495 and everyone sneaks off into the classrooms to make out. 54 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,706 Also, it's for charity. 55 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:47,375 We're raising money to help climate refugees learn improv. 56 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:51,087 Yes, and the ocean's dying. 57 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,047 Maybe Eleanor was right. 58 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,216 Maybe Des hadn't texted Devi 59 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:58,011 because her vibes were covered in dust bunnies. 60 00:02:58,094 --> 00:03:01,848 Perhaps mouth-to-mouth resuscitation was just what she needed. 61 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:05,059 Yep. Let's do this. I'm gonna kiss someone at the coffeehouse. 62 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,910 Okay, Mr. Hall-Yoshida. 63 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,862 Did you have a chance to make that list of colleges you want to apply to? 64 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,570 Where is Ms. Warner? 65 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:18,489 Our college counselor is hiking the Pacific Crest Trail 66 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:19,824 after a bad breakup. 67 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,993 So I will be temporarily filling in for her 68 00:03:22,076 --> 00:03:25,079 because I definitely have the time to work an extra job. 69 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:28,249 - Okay. Well, these are my top choices. - Oh. 70 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:31,169 This is a good mix of safeties and targets. 71 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:33,880 Mmm, some are a bit out of reach. 72 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:35,590 But my grades are good now. 73 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:38,593 You know, colleges are looking for well-rounded students. 74 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:40,720 Grades aside, with you not swimming anymore, 75 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,243 you don't have any extracurriculars. 76 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,025 Trent and I tried to start a beer pong team, 77 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:45,266 but you said it was illegal. 78 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:48,144 I stand by that. Are there any clubs you can join? 79 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:51,648 I don't... Clubs are kind of for dorks. 80 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,484 - Okay. What about community service? - Mmm... 81 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:58,363 FYI, if you say community service is for dorks, that makes you a bad person. 82 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:00,156 Fine. What do you want me to do? 83 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,076 Like, clean up a beach or sing to an old person. 84 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,536 In the interest of time, maybe start with something here. 85 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,081 The drama club is hosting a charity coffeehouse tonight. 86 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,625 - Why not volunteer for that? - All right. 87 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:17,131 So, does that mean I have to, like, talk to the drama club kids? 88 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,972 Okay. See you later, Mom. Gotta go to a quick charity thing so... 89 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:27,684 Dressed like a streetwalker? Nope. No, no, no. Stay right there. 90 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,060 Put this on. 91 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,063 This is Pati's Costco sweater. 92 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:34,899 The pockets are filled with used sample cups. 93 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:39,862 Oh, are you moving out tonight? We just started being nice to each other. 94 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:43,783 - I've always been nice to you. - Which is what makes this so much harder. 95 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,327 Come here. 96 00:04:47,161 --> 00:04:50,415 Okay, you'll have to give me a copy of your key, so I can visit you 97 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:53,042 and have my friends over whenever you're at work. 98 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,210 To study. 99 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,130 If you'd like to study, Devi, you can do it in this beautiful home 100 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,299 I've worked my entire life to provide for you. 101 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,925 Okay, fine. Jeez, Mom. 102 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,262 I'll miss you, Kamala. Bye. 103 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:09,392 Kamala, come on. This is really, really unnecessary. 104 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:14,397 Your grandmother's... She's stubborn, but she will soften over time. 105 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,317 Twenty years later, do you see how much eye contact she makes with me? 106 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,821 I understand, but I need to figure out what's happening with Manish on my own. 107 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,531 You can figure it out here. 108 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:26,784 Just keep it really, really, really secret until your grandmother dies. 109 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:29,412 That probably isn't that far away. Her mother only lived till... 110 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:33,249 Oh, yeah, right. Her mother's still alive. She's 104. 111 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:36,502 Listen, I know that Pati might be the initial reason for my move, 112 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,713 but I'm actually excited to live on my own. 113 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:41,090 Well, if I can't talk you out of it... 114 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,051 ...at least let me help you move. 115 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,931 Devi arrived at Eleanor's coffeehouse 116 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,017 very clear on the mission at hand. 117 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:55,730 She was gonna find a cute boy and suck the face right off of him. 118 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:57,106 Consensually, of course. 119 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,441 Hi! 120 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:01,277 Dang, dude. The student lounge is looking straight up romantique. 121 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,570 I know, right? 122 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:06,407 It was inspired by an erotic dream I had about the Phantom of the Opera. 123 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,451 So, how do I do this kiss thing? 124 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:12,205 I mean, I can't just go up to someone and be like, "Nice mouth. Can I kiss it?" 125 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:13,706 Wait. Can I? Was that cool? 126 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,543 Do whatever feels natural, but also do it while you're waiting tables. 127 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:18,878 - What? - Sorry. 128 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:20,755 When it was time to assign jobs, 129 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:24,550 none of the drama club kids wanted to do anything but perform. 130 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,886 So I had to ask all our friends to work here. 131 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,470 Oh, okay. 132 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,431 Thank you. 133 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,814 Hey, can I get you guys something? 134 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:41,984 I know looking at you makes me thirsty for a tall drink of water. 135 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,570 Good God, Devi, that was pathetic. 136 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:47,281 Are you the charity we're raising money for tonight? 137 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:52,495 What the hell? You just cockblocked me. 138 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:55,164 - You can't cockblock someone... - Fine, you clam jammed me. 139 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,916 Never heard that one before. 140 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,502 What are you doing aside from embarrassing yourself? 141 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,546 Well, if you must know, 142 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:05,883 Eleanor says I need to kiss someone to make my sexual vibes less dusty. 143 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:08,678 Mmm, yeah, I guess it has been a while for you, huh? 144 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:09,679 You're one to talk. 145 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,640 How many people have you kissed since Aneesa dumped your ass? 146 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:13,933 Your dad doesn't count. 147 00:07:14,016 --> 00:07:15,726 Maybe I haven't hooked up in a while, 148 00:07:15,810 --> 00:07:18,312 but by choice, not by circumstance like you. 149 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:22,400 Mmm. Well, I bet that I kiss someone tonight and you don't. 150 00:07:22,900 --> 00:07:26,404 Mmm, Devi. Sweet, simple, stupid Devi. 151 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,948 Your mouth is writing a check that your lips can't cash. 152 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:31,325 But these babies are the whole damn bank. 153 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:34,704 - You suck. - Yeah, someone's face! 154 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,415 Yeah. That was good. 155 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:40,960 - Here you go. - Thanks. 156 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,838 Paxton? What are you doing here? 157 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:46,757 I told Eddie Tan I'm not interested in getting She's All That- ed. 158 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,844 What? No, I'm volunteering. 159 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:52,263 Eleanor said I should help you out back here in the... 160 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,182 kitchen. 161 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:55,808 Oh, well, okay. 162 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,311 When someone orders coffee, we pour some coffee into a cup. 163 00:07:58,394 --> 00:07:59,714 And when someone orders a cookie, 164 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:01,530 we give them one out of this Entenmann's box. 165 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:06,068 Doesn't seem like you need two people to do that, so I'll just chill over here. 166 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:07,944 Thanks. 167 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,908 Hey. Can I get two coffees for my table? 168 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:12,991 Coming right up. 169 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,787 So, how's the table waiting going? 170 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,706 It's good. 171 00:08:18,789 --> 00:08:22,001 - How's the coffee pouring going? - Good. 172 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,754 Good. Okay. 173 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:29,217 - Um, see you in a bit. - Bye. 174 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,847 - So you guys hooking up? - What? 175 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,348 No. 176 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:39,936 Definitely not. It's crazy you would say that. 177 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,687 All right. Guess I was wrong. 178 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,649 Yeah, you are wrong because Aneesa and I are just friends. 179 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:45,650 Okay. 180 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,319 But just out of curiosity though, 181 00:08:48,402 --> 00:08:50,162 what would make you think we were hooking up? 182 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,990 I don't know. It seemed like you guys were into each other. 183 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,409 Really? She seemed like she was into me too? 184 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,536 What's happening here? 185 00:08:57,119 --> 00:09:00,039 Okay, so Aneesa and I did kiss. 186 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:03,209 Like a million months ago. But you can't tell anyone. 187 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,544 Who would I tell? 188 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:08,339 I don't know anyone who would care about that information. 189 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:12,260 I haven't even told Devi or Eleanor because I don't want to out Aneesa, 190 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,696 and I don't want to make our friend group weird... 191 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,890 ...but you're the first person to notice something. So what do you think? 192 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,334 Why haven't you guys kissed again? 193 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,603 I don't know. It's like we've been hanging out all the time, 194 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:24,939 and there's this weird tension between us, 195 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:27,149 but neither one of us will make the first move. 196 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,943 So just make the first move then. 197 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,904 I don't really know how to do that. 198 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:34,698 I do. 199 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,251 All right, David. You picked out your victim yet? 200 00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:48,588 I've got my sights set on flannel and denim at table three. 201 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:53,175 Mmm, Damian and Lucas? They're together. As in boyfriends. 202 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:57,013 What about the third one? He seems kind of straight. 203 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,472 He's wearing a feather boa. 204 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:00,725 I did not see that. 205 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,393 David, let me save you some time. 206 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:05,436 Most guys at drama club events are either dragged here by their girlfriends 207 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,106 or are looking for boyfriends. 208 00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:09,775 The only exception I see is Alejandro over there. 209 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,032 Damn it. 210 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,275 If you want to call it quits, 211 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,765 we can save you further embarrassment and just say that I won. 212 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,413 You didn't win. You're doing just as badly as I am. 213 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:24,415 That's because I haven't even tried yet. 214 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,418 Drama club may not have a lot of options for you, 215 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,711 but I am swimming in possibilities. 216 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,713 No one's hornier than a theater girl. 217 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,758 Uh, look at them. That whole table's wearing corsets. 218 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:35,092 Whoa. 219 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,762 All I have to do to attract them is just pull up my hoodie 220 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,305 and look a little tortured. 221 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,099 Okay. Hey, give my gender a little credit. 222 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,436 Ben, right? You seem like you're really going through something. 223 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:46,354 If you want to talk, 224 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:49,815 my friends and I are just over there practicing our British accents. 225 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,987 Oh my God. Fine. You win. 226 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:57,114 Go on over there and smooch away. 227 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,450 Nah, I'm... I'm gonna wait. 228 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:03,496 You know. Weigh my options. You always throw out the first pancake. 229 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,331 You are so cocky. 230 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:06,624 This sucks. 231 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,418 Tonight was supposed to be my reintroduction into sexy society, 232 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:13,255 but how am I supposed to break my dry spell if I can't find anyone to... 233 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,887 What you are witnessing right now 234 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,598 is a fairly common phenomenon 235 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,184 that happens to almost every teen girl. 236 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:28,062 It is the moment when an unremarkable dork 237 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:32,775 is given a guitar and suddenly becomes the hottest man in the world. 238 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:37,655 Scientists call it the Ed Sheeran effect. There is no known cure. 239 00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,073 I know who I'm gonna kiss. 240 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:45,329 Kamala, look at this place. It's so soulless and bland. 241 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:49,250 I was hoping for something a little bit more funky eclectic like an Ace Hotel, 242 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:52,294 but this is one of the only options that came pre-furnished. 243 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,046 You know what else is pre-furnished? 244 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,965 My house and the room you live in for free. 245 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,342 - Auntie. - What? 246 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,511 Did you even take a look at the bathroom? 247 00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,805 It's carpeted. It's really not very sanitary. 248 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:06,183 If the worst part about this place is that it's carpeted, I think I can deal. 249 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,645 Hi, are you new here? I'm Kayley. 250 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,439 I live next door. 251 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:14,734 Hello, I'm Kamala. I'm so excited to be your neighbor. 252 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,778 Maybe I'll come over and borrow a cup of sugar from you sometime. 253 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,531 I'm not allowed to have carbs. Are you her momager? 254 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:24,910 What is that? And... And why are there so many children here? 255 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:28,247 Everyone who lives at the Pinewoods is either an aspiring child actor 256 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,707 or a parent who has quit their job 257 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,001 so that their child can provide for the family instead. 258 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,919 Mom, you don't sound like a cop at all. 259 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,173 How am I supposed to nail this audition when you're giving me nothing? 260 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,674 That's Cecilia. 261 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,011 She's so talented, but her mom can be a real dumb bitch sometimes. 262 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,472 Okay, children. Thank you very much. 263 00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:47,475 Back to your parents or whoever your legal guardians may be. 264 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,369 - Come on, guys. - Thank you very much. 265 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:50,686 Thanks for visiting. 266 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:54,815 You cannot live here. 267 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,657 Hey! Great string work, Alejandro. 268 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,785 I should know. I'm a harpist. 269 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,204 Wow, the... the harp is very complicated. 270 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:13,626 Yeah, it is. And I thought I should let you know that I'm down to pluck. 271 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:17,296 I feel embarrassed for her, but it does seem to be working on him. 272 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,305 Hey, want to take a walk with me? 273 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:29,266 I am indeed most charmed, Mr. Gross. 274 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,559 Right. 275 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,274 All right. What if you just asked her on a date? 276 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:40,069 - Show me how you'd do that. - Yep, yep, yep. Okay. 277 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,116 Hey, Aneesa, would you like to go to a restaurant, just the two of us? 278 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:52,581 Or, uh, we can invite all of our friends, or whatever you want to do. 279 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,292 - Okay. - Was it bad? 280 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,210 Yeah. 281 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,271 Because I mention inviting our friend group? 282 00:13:58,295 --> 00:14:00,381 No. What you say doesn't matter. 283 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:03,592 - How you say it is everything. - Hmm. 284 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,176 Watch. 285 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,098 Hey, Aneesa. 286 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,602 You wanna go out to a restaurant, just the two of us? 287 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,772 Or we can invite all of our friends. 288 00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:21,694 Whatever you want. 289 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:26,490 Oh my God. I don't even like men, and that worked for me. 290 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,410 I know. Just use a lot of eye contact. 291 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:33,497 Phoebe is a lucky girl. Do you talk to her like this all the time? 292 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,623 Um... 293 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,961 Yeah. I mean, we don't really talk all that much. 294 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,044 We mostly... 295 00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:41,422 You know? 296 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,757 But, um, maybe? 297 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,175 Oh. Um... 298 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:49,013 Sorry. That made my relationship sound bad, but it's not. 299 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,224 It's actually exactly what I want right now. 300 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,353 - To have a girlfriend you don't talk to? - No, we do talk. 301 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,438 I just mean, 302 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,523 you know, simplicity. 303 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,985 Like, I know she's your good friend, 304 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:06,989 but Devi is really complicated. 305 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,657 That is not untrue. 306 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,243 Stuff with her was always so confusing. 307 00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,954 I just feel like it's my last year of high school, 308 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:19,501 and I want something that's easy, and fun, and doesn't make my brain hurt. 309 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:23,255 Well, then I hope Phoebe is exactly what you're looking for. 310 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,340 She is. 311 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,423 Cool. 312 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,843 Um, thank you for the tips. 313 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,764 And may I say, I am frightened by the powers you possess. 314 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:32,847 Whew! 315 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,479 So, unfortunately, my niece can no longer take the apartment. 316 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:39,772 So just give her deposit back. 317 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:43,025 We'll be on our way, and this gorgeous room will be available 318 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:46,487 for whatever talented child comes across it next. 319 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,947 Why would you wanna leave? Okay? 320 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,217 Some casting execs are coming by next week to scout for Young Sheldon's new bully. 321 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,911 Sir, I am not a child performer. 322 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:54,994 I am an adult. 323 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:58,040 Well, the Pinewoods has plenty of adult performers as well, okay? 324 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,293 But if you're gonna film in the room, I do ask that you put down a tarp. 325 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,252 Oh God. 326 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,214 She is not staying. Just give us the paperwork so we can leave. 327 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:09,760 All right. You can get out of your lease. But I'm keeping the deposit. 328 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,221 No, no, no, no. That was my first month, last month, 329 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,555 and three months in the middle. 330 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,058 - That's... That's all my money. - That's all your money. 331 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,644 Well, you should consider being an adult performer then. 332 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,108 Ow. Did you just bite my tongue? 333 00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:28,696 Yeah, I'm a little bit wicked. Are you scared? 334 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,280 I can safely say I am. 335 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,283 Stella! You're on next. 336 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:38,497 My art calls. Maybe I'll see you later, and I can bite something else. 337 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,083 No, thank you. 338 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,422 For the record, I was not into any of that. 339 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,424 No judgment here. You do you. 340 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,927 Wait, Aneesa. Look, I know that we haven't talked much in a while, 341 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,264 and this is certainly a bizarre interaction to get us chatting, 342 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:56,890 but I owe you an apology. 343 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,893 Fabiola told me I was a real douchebag to you when we were together... 344 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,437 Fabiola said that to you? 345 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,523 Yeah. Right after she made me barf. Don't worry about it. 346 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,984 Anyways, I'm really sorry. 347 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,194 I appreciate the apology. 348 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:13,032 It must have been hard to say with your tongue all bitten up. 349 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,660 So, uh, you and Stella pretty serious? 350 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,538 - Do I hear wedding bells? - No, I don't think so. 351 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:23,417 Plus, I think she's already in a committed relationship with the night. 352 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,794 What about you? Are you seeing anyone? 353 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,172 Nah, not really. 354 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,008 I mean, there might be someone. 355 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:32,509 Oh, really? Who? 356 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,886 Just a friend. 357 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,055 I really liked your song. It was really nice. 358 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,264 Thank you. 359 00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,932 Let me give you some advice. 360 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,726 Do not fall for a friend. 361 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,609 Even if it feels like a good idea at the time, 362 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:45,105 you are just setting yourself up to be miserable. 363 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:52,613 Ben, you're in no position to give me romantic advice about anything, okay? 364 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:56,617 - Okay. I was just trying to help. - You did. You showed me what not to do. 365 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:04,083 Devi had stolen away with her angel-voiced crooner, 366 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,960 and now there was only one thing left to do. 367 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,254 There's something about tonight, don't you think? 368 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,174 Maybe it's the smell of Sumatra dark roast 369 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:13,675 or just the electricity. 370 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,551 Can I kiss you? 371 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,304 I would love that. 372 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,815 Yikes. Those lights are certainly illuminating. 373 00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,733 Okay, that's it. 374 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,236 Everyone stop making out. The coffeehouse is closed. 375 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,322 This is a school. Not the red-light district. 376 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:37,616 Ugh. 377 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,410 Oh, yeah, that pairing makes sense to me. 378 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,790 So, do you want to be my girlfriend now? 379 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,501 Full disclosure, I do not believe in monogamy. 380 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:51,338 And I'm already in serious relationships with several avatars in the virtual world. 381 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,967 Alejandro, let's not spoil tonight 382 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,386 by trying to shackle ourselves with commitment. 383 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:02,683 Time to go, you little perverts. Don't make me turn the sprinklers on. 384 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:07,104 Paxton, hey, how'd your first community service go? 385 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,187 Hopefully, it won't be your last, right? 386 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,983 No, it won't be my last. 387 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,235 - Hi, you wanna head out with me? - Yeah. 388 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,738 - I actually liked helping out. - That's fantastic. 389 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,867 It's good to know tonight broadened at least one student's horizons 390 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,035 and wasn't just some school-sanctioned orgy. 391 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,748 Were y'all fooling around in the chem lab? 392 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,667 Come on now, that's just nasty. 393 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,840 Hey, having a good night? 394 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:37,009 Yeah, I actually am. 395 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:38,092 Looks like it. 396 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,874 Every time I see you these days, 397 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,763 you're like chillin' with a different dude. 398 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,182 Are you, like, a player now? 399 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:47,144 Basically. Oh, are you worried that I'm going to steal your thunder? 400 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,188 Mmm, little bit. Little bit. 401 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,397 Mmm. 402 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,984 So look, I'm sorry about the last time we spoke, 403 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,737 that I thought you would care about me being with Phoebe. 404 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,740 You've obviously way moved on. 405 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:05,245 Yeah. Wait, I am so sorry. What's your name again? Paxil? 406 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,414 - Damn, she's cold. - Mm-hmm. 407 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,583 All right. I'll see you around, heartbreaker. 408 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,629 And with that, Devi knew for certain 409 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,631 her vibes had already changed. 410 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,592 I'm trapped here. 411 00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,220 I can't lose that money. I'm such an idiot. 412 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,346 You're not an idiot. 413 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,806 I just wanted to prove that I could be independent, 414 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,768 and now I'm stuck living here at this creepy Hollywood orphanage. 415 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:31,355 Maybe Pati was right. Maybe I can't make decisions for myself. 416 00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,148 What if I'm wrong about Manish too? 417 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,233 Kamala. 418 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,027 You're a brilliant young woman 419 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,488 who is perfectly capable of making decisions for yourself. 420 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,990 Sure, this apartment is far from perfect, 421 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,469 and your neighbors remind me of the children in horror films. 422 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,663 I think they are the children in horror films. Like, literally. 423 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,583 But you're right. You need to stand on your own. 424 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:55,504 Have I ever told you about the first apartment Mohan and I lived in? 425 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,631 Our toilet was next to the refrigerator, 426 00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,800 and our upstairs neighbor was the 210 Freeway. 427 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:04,388 Wow, that explains why you need such a loud alarm to wake you up. 428 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,722 You can do this. 429 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:08,850 You mean stay here? 430 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,395 Mm-hmm. I think it'll be good for you. 431 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:14,165 At the very least, it'll be a fun tale to one day tell your children. 432 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,315 And... 433 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:20,821 you can always come home for dinner whenever you need to get away. 434 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:25,659 Hey. If you're interested, Cecilia stole one of her mom's beers, 435 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:28,745 and we're gonna drink it in the hot tub with the boy band from 5C. 436 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:30,998 Can I come home for dinner tonight? 437 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,125 Yes, I think you should. 438 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,677 Aneesa, I need to tell you something. 439 00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,389 Should we like date? 440 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,766 I think we like each other, right? 441 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,936 Should we be more than friends? 442 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,815 Yeah. I-I'm down for that. 443 00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,859 Really? 444 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:01,736 Cool. 445 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,327 Wow, eye contact is for real. 446 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,749 So, do I look a little less invisible to you now? 447 00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,919 No way. You kissed someone? Who? 448 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,087 It doesn't matter. 449 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,923 All that matters is that I'm back to being a person who bangs. 450 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:22,841 Lips onto lips. 451 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:26,511 Yay. OMG, tonight was amazing, 452 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,598 and maybe you were off with your mystery man, 453 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:33,393 but did you notice how many girls were, like, fawning over Alejandro? 454 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,853 I mean, he's a beautiful singer, 455 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:37,230 but I really hope no one hooked up with him 456 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,900 because he had, like, a super bad cold. 457 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:41,777 All day. Like ultra-phlegmy. 458 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:45,488 Hey. 459 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,783 Oh. 460 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:49,493 How'd it go? 461 00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:50,827 Pretty great. 462 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,747 You're looking at someone who's done some kissing this evening. 463 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:55,540 Mmm. Well, so are you. 464 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:56,625 Oh. 465 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,086 Devi, you seem a little jealous there. 466 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,255 - Was it drama girl? - Yep. 467 00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:06,218 Well, look at us. Two people sucking faces and taking names. 468 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:08,678 Yeah. I guess so. 469 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,140 All right, I should go. Good night, Ben. 470 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,308 Good night, Devi.