1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:16,599 Someone check on hell because it has definitely frozen over. 2 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:21,271 Devi Vishwakumar just walked into school for the first time 3 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,815 as Paxton Hall-Yoshida's girlfriend. 4 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:26,026 And all she had to do was cheat on him, 5 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:29,029 hit him with the car, and do all his homework. 6 00:00:29,779 --> 00:00:32,157 Harry and Meghan, move over. 7 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,659 This is what fairy tales are made of. 8 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:36,786 What the hell? 9 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,831 They'd been together for two whole weeks, 10 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:43,501 which for teenagers is basically a lifetime of monogamy. 11 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:45,670 Although between us, 12 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:49,257 it had been a surprisingly PG-13 two weeks. 13 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:56,473 Uh, maybe not tonight? 14 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,850 Uh... I had a huge dinner. 15 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,143 Okay. 16 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:04,355 How about we watch some TikToks? 17 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,942 ♪ Dream of you... ♪ 18 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,279 Hey, let's take a rain check. 19 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:14,449 - I actually had a huge breakfast. - Okay. 20 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:18,703 - Uh, let's watch some TikToks. - Cool. 21 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,372 And though unusually large meals 22 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:24,459 had interfered with the consummation of their love, 23 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:26,628 Devi was Paxton's official girlf. 24 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,508 And for the first time, she was feeling truly confident. 25 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:36,888 You guys, isn't it crazy that Paxton and Devi are together? 26 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:39,349 I know, right? I never saw that coming. 27 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,435 She's dying, right? It's like a deathbed, last wishes thing? 28 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,479 God, Paxton is just so kind. 29 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:47,941 No, that's what I thought, but she's like, healthy. 30 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:49,317 Maybe she's just a huge slut. 31 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,170 - Of course. - Good observation. 32 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,488 Thanks. I'm really good at deductive reasoning. 33 00:01:53,571 --> 00:01:56,991 Yeah, the only reason a guy like Paxton would be with a freak like Devi 34 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,118 is if she puts out. 35 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:01,371 - Totally. - No other logical explanation. 36 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:04,124 Do you guys think I could pull off white contacts like Kanye? 37 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:05,434 - Yes! - Totally! 38 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:13,633 The debut of Daxton was unreal. 39 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:17,303 The hallway was littered with backpacks people dropped in shock. 40 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,221 It was awesome. 41 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:21,808 Yeah, and you made it onto Lady Whistleboy for the first time ever. 42 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:24,853 Lady Whistleboy was the school's gossip TikTok 43 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,480 loosely based on a Bridgerton character 44 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,150 run by a not so anonymous source. 45 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:34,529 Are you guys banging yet? I can't wait to read Lady Whistleboy's take on that. 46 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:36,114 Uh, we're circling it. 47 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,575 We both want to. It's imminent for sure. 48 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,077 Look up. 49 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,414 Oh shit! 50 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:48,877 Uh... What's going on with you and Trent? 51 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,296 That failed attempt to look cool was directed right at you. 52 00:02:51,379 --> 00:02:54,591 Ugh! I mean, we hung out a couple of times over Christmas break. 53 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,385 My parents definitely hate him, which is exciting. 54 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,387 Star-crossed lovers is your dream. 55 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,848 I know, but it's so confusing. 56 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,308 We haven't kissed yet, 57 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:06,269 but he did leave a little bag of weed under my Christmas tree. 58 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:07,937 What do you guys think that means? 59 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,856 Uh, that seems romantic to me. 60 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,149 Uh, no, it does not! 61 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:13,818 What up, losers? What's good in the kingdom of rejects? 62 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:17,947 Sorry. Still getting used to having female friends. 63 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:21,743 - Hi. Hello. Good morning. What's goin' on? - Hey, babe. 64 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,244 We're just congratulating Devi 65 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,455 on her mic drop of an entrance with Paxton. 66 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,708 Oh, uh, I guess I missed it. Sounds cool. 67 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:29,792 It did, right? 68 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,676 Because we're a good couple? Like, it's believable that we're together, 69 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:36,132 and one person wouldn't have to be a whore to make the other like them, right? 70 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,301 Devi, you're overthinking it. 71 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,261 And you know what? I just thought of something. 72 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,639 Depending on how this Trent thing shakes out, 73 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,974 we might all be in legit relationships. 74 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,685 Here's to never being single again. 75 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,104 Fabiola, I need to talk to you. 76 00:03:51,856 --> 00:03:53,191 I'm so sorry. 77 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,193 You're moving to Korea? 78 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:57,862 Eve's mom was opening a franchise of Bar Method 79 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,239 in Seoul, South Korea. 80 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:02,700 It was her dream to teach Korean women how to sculpt their butts 81 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,702 with small repetitive movements. 82 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,913 - I don't want to break up. - Neither do I. 83 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:09,396 Okay, then let's do long distance. It shouldn't be that hard. 84 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,257 - What's the time difference? - Sixteen hours. 85 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:13,253 What? Damn. 86 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:17,465 Maps really don't do the Pacific Ocean justice, but it's fine. 87 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,759 We can do this. I'll just stay up a little later. 88 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:22,562 You can FaceTime me when you're home from school. It's gonna be okay. 89 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:28,768 Good morning, Pati. Can I help with that? 90 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:30,728 Oh, now you want to help out? 91 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,815 I was under the impression that all you do at mealtime 92 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,483 is run away and shame your family. 93 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:37,068 Pati, please, the knife. 94 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,612 The knife is the least of your worries. 95 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,281 I have never been so humiliated. 96 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:44,701 Not even the time when my sari got caught in the escalator at the Beverly Center. 97 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,578 I was half naked in front of Bath and Body Works. 98 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:50,081 Pati, you know how sorry I am. 99 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:52,792 I've texted Prashant many times, but he won't respond. 100 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,419 What did you even say? 101 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:57,213 "Oh, hey, boo. Sorry to have abandoned you." 102 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,257 "Hope we're cool. Sad face emoji." 103 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,759 If you weren't so beautiful, I would have slapped you. 104 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:05,013 Okay, Kamala, why don't you leave the kitchen 105 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:07,598 - while your grandmother's furious... - and armed? 106 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,202 You did bring disgrace on your family, 107 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,519 but I don't think that's a stabbable offense. 108 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,021 I would go quickly if I were you. 109 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:20,068 Hey. 110 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,821 Oh. Hey. 111 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:24,782 So, I haven't seen you much recently, and I... 112 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:28,453 Wait, why are there so many photos of Adele in your locker? 113 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:31,289 Because she's an icon with the voice of an angel, bro. 114 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:34,167 - You have a problem with that? - No, no. I love Adele. 115 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,376 She's cool. 116 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,462 So what do you want? 117 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,131 Are you, like, pissed at me because I'm with Devi? 118 00:05:40,214 --> 00:05:42,258 It's not anger, man. 119 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,593 It's fear. 120 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,511 I've seen this girl burn you once. 121 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,388 It's like Adele's song "Cold Shoulder." 122 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:50,183 "Time and time again, you're going to play the fool." 123 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:52,626 - I don't know that song. - Yeah, well, you freaking should. 124 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:57,273 I just worry about you, man. I know behind those sculpted abs is a tender heart. 125 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,525 My heart's not behind my abs. 126 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,861 Oh, sure it is. You're just afraid to see it. 127 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:07,200 Listen, man. I appreciate that you're looking out for me, all right? 128 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,619 But I really do trust Devi this time. 129 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:15,458 Okay, if you trust her, then what else can I do but also trust. 130 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,170 - Psych! - Dude! 131 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,381 Whatever, man. Your nuts miss me. I could tell. 132 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,927 - Hey, Devi. - Yo. 133 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:30,348 - Hey, ready to hit the road? - Totally. Let's roll. 134 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:31,265 Cool. 135 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:32,850 The walk out of school 136 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:36,145 was feeling a bit less triumphant to Devi than the walk-in. 137 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:40,983 She had been obsessing over what Shira, Zoe, and Carley had said all day. 138 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:45,905 Was everyone wondering why Paxton was with someone so far beneath him? 139 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:48,699 What did Paxton and Devi even look like to them? 140 00:06:50,451 --> 00:06:54,205 The newest odd couple at Sherman Oaks High is leaving the building! 141 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,006 Here are some snacks I found in my car. 142 00:07:00,044 --> 00:07:01,629 Sorry, they're mostly crushed. 143 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:03,297 Oh, thank God. 144 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,383 Can you please talk to Pati? 145 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:08,469 I know she's disappointed with me, but surely she doesn't want me to starve. 146 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:12,640 Uh, I wouldn't put it past her. She did almost try to decapitate you this morning. 147 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:14,809 So, do you love him? 148 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:16,309 This teacher? 149 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:20,731 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Devi's English teacher, Mr. Kulkarni. 150 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:23,109 The one you went to see at the school that night. 151 00:07:23,192 --> 00:07:24,735 I'm not dumb, Kamala. 152 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,488 He asked about you at Devi's parent-teacher conference. 153 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,950 And then he pretended he asks about all his students' cousins. 154 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,453 No, I don't love him. 155 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:36,122 Manish is just a friend. 156 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:37,331 Look, Kamala. 157 00:07:38,207 --> 00:07:41,127 I know this way of getting married can seem scary. 158 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:43,337 Things may seem out of your control, 159 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,674 but you just have to look at your parents or look at Mohan and me. 160 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:49,218 I mean, part of the reason why we worked is because 161 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,804 our families just went into it wanting the same things. 162 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,055 I know. Uh... 163 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:55,558 I'm just scared. 164 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,853 I love my life here, my freedom. 165 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:00,188 I don't feel ready. 166 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:04,275 I was a third-year medical student when my parents matched me up with Mohan. 167 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,777 All I wanted to do was zap spider veins 168 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:10,656 and buy myself a white BMW convertible with gold rims. 169 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,867 I did not have great taste back then. 170 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:15,411 I mean, the last thing I wanted to do was to get married. 171 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,705 So, what changed your mind? 172 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:22,835 Mohan, you know, he was so honest and so kind, 173 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:26,589 and when we moved here he made me feel closer to my family, 174 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:29,217 even though we were thousands of miles away. 175 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,219 He was my rock. 176 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:36,766 Prashant does remind me of home. 177 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:37,850 It's nice. 178 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,144 Listen, no one's making you get married tomorrow, 179 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:43,773 but I don't think you should throw away Prashant because you're scared. 180 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:44,982 And he's so hot. 181 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,485 Extremely hot. If you don't marry him, I will. 182 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:55,952 When you insisted 183 00:08:56,035 --> 00:09:00,039 we throw you a Happy Boyfriend party today during our session, 184 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:02,708 I thought you'd be happier about it. 185 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,669 Yeah, I know. 186 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,712 Wait, I don't understand. 187 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,631 You're dating the boy of your dreams. 188 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:11,884 He's publicly acknowledged you as his girlfriend. Ooh! 189 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:12,969 Wait a minute. 190 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:17,139 Did we discover that being in a romantic relationship 191 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:20,017 doesn't necessarily solve all of our problems? 192 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,061 Mmm. Nice try, Dr. Ryan. 193 00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:24,814 The entire Olivia Rodrigo album would disagree with you. 194 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:26,816 Then why are you so down? 195 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:31,237 I overheard some girls say that I must be a slut for Paxton to like me. 196 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,447 And not slut like in the cool, affectionate way 197 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,366 gay men say it on reality shows. 198 00:09:35,449 --> 00:09:38,077 Like, it's the only possible explanation for why we're together. 199 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,122 Devi, I am so sorry that happened to you. 200 00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:44,458 Me too. This cake cost $60, and I'm too upset to eat it. 201 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:48,045 Sixty dollars! Girl, why you didn't just go to Ralphs? 202 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,464 Listen, in life, 203 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:55,428 there's always going to be some girl in a bathroom calling you a slut, right? 204 00:09:55,511 --> 00:09:59,515 But the trick is you don't let somebody else define you. 205 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,560 When you do that, you give them your power. 206 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:05,271 Yeah, you're right. 207 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:08,399 That's hella wise, Doc. I'm gonna go bitch those girls out. 208 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:11,611 You think I want you to go bitch some other children out? 209 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:12,987 - Yeah. - No! 210 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,656 I want you to ignore them. 211 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,409 So, do absolutely nothing? 212 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:23,039 Absolutely nothing is an exercise in restraint. 213 00:10:23,914 --> 00:10:25,625 I see. Take the high road. 214 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,376 - Yes. - Sure. I could totally do that. 215 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:31,339 Good, because it would be very mature of you. 216 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,425 It would be, and that is why I'm going to do exactly that. 217 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,135 I'm sure you will. 218 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,906 Guess what, you jealous bitches. I heard what you said about me in the bathroom. 219 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:43,225 About your insane clothes? You look like a children's performer. 220 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,353 I do not look like a children's perform... 221 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:49,690 Okay, there are a lot of primary colors. 222 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:53,736 Anyways, I am not a slut, and for your information, 223 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,321 Paxton and I have not had sex. 224 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,782 He likes me for my awesome personality. I'm... 225 00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,368 Whoa, you and Paxton haven't had sex yet? 226 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:03,120 - No. - Great. That means he'll be single soon. 227 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,246 Huh? 228 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,207 Sweetie, Paxton's not gonna stay with someone 229 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,583 who's not having sex with him. 230 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:11,128 He's like a man. He got armpit hair when we were in fourth grade. 231 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:14,256 Yeah, he's not gonna be satisfied by only touching boobs 232 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,634 and watching quirky TikToks in bed or whatever. 233 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:20,471 Aw, shit, Devi. That's exactly what you and Paxton do. 234 00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,641 Ooh. Maybe he'll ask me to prom. You guys want to look at dresses? 235 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:25,017 - Yes. - REVOLVE app. 236 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,144 Oh my God, that is so cute. 237 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,563 So, you want to go to dinner this weekend? 238 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:33,234 Yeah, like heat up your mom's leftovers and play Fortnite in your garage 239 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,610 with Trent and Marcus? Sure. 240 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,446 - Damn. Is that what our dates are like? - Mm-hmm. 241 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,531 That sucks. 242 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,618 No, like a real date, like romantic. 243 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,204 Have you ever been to CPK? 244 00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:48,624 CPK? Aka California Pizza Kitchen? 245 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,586 Only the preeminent fast-casual pizza chain in the US? 246 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,506 Now that's a date. I wish I could go. 247 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:58,134 Yeah, sure. I love pizza. 248 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:03,180 So, am I bringing a Lactaid for later, or am I just going home after? 249 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,809 I mean, we could hang out at my house after if you want. 250 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:09,895 Hmm. Great, great. Lactaid it is. 251 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:16,736 If Devi was popping Lactaids and hanging out with Paxton after a meal, 252 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,821 that only meant one thing. 253 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:22,116 I'm gonna have sex with Paxton this weekend. 254 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,701 Oh my... 255 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:29,081 I was waiting for Fabiola to say God, but I think she's asleep. 256 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:33,419 Fab. Hello! You're like snoozing during the most important news you've ever heard! 257 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:36,505 Sorry. I was up late talking to Eve in Seoul. 258 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,674 I don't know how much more I can take of this. 259 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,553 Hey, guess what? I could burp your name. 260 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,473 Eleanor. 261 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,103 Well, that was sort of sweet, I guess. 262 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,105 Devi's head was swimming. 263 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:56,859 She was with the hottest boy in school, and it was becoming clear to her 264 00:12:56,942 --> 00:13:00,362 that certain sexual expectations went along with that. 265 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:04,992 Thank God she could just disappear into a normal class and not think about it. 266 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,214 Good morning, young scholars. 267 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:22,551 Get your draft cards ready because today we start our unit on... 268 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:25,845 the Vietnam War. 269 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:30,184 This is a story about an incredibly rash decision 270 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,645 that ended in devastating consequences. 271 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,564 We bowed down to pressure from others, 272 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,858 not because it was the right thing to do, 273 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,569 but because of our own precious egos. 274 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,322 However, soon we realized we were in over our heads, 275 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:47,576 and our actions left us with nothing but embarrassment and shame. 276 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,788 And by the time we pulled out, our innocence was lost. 277 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:54,917 Blood was everywhere. 278 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,463 That's right, Devi. It is gasp-worthy. 279 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,465 Your homework assignment. 280 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,093 Listen to the Forrest Gump soundtrack. 281 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,805 At least to the mid-'70s before Jenny gets into heroin. 282 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:12,184 Hey, Mr. Shapiro, another inspiring class. 283 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,188 I actually felt like I was at the fall of Saigon. 284 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,105 Thank you. That was my goal. 285 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,650 Did you happen to get my email requesting additional extra credit? 286 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:22,778 I did. Uh, unfortunately, the answer is no. 287 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,697 What? Why? 288 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,217 To be honest, you've already got an A-triple-plus in my class. 289 00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:29,719 If I go any higher, I'll need permission from the school board. 290 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,579 Mr. Shapiro, I know that an A-triple-plus 291 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,622 seems like a good grade for someone who went to... 292 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,082 Sarah Lawrence. 293 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:38,252 Of course, but I am trying to get into an Ivy 294 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:41,797 with an incredibly small acceptance rate, so I need a little help here. 295 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,175 As insulting as this interaction has been, 296 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,219 I'm gonna have to stick with my original decision. 297 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,680 - No more extra credit, Ben. - Ugh. 298 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:54,310 And Sarah Lawrence has a 53% acceptance rate. It's pretty competitive. 299 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,814 Damn, that was crazy. 300 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,526 I know. Mr. Shapiro should be begging to grade my extra credit assignments. 301 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,069 My prose is freaking lyrical. 302 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,780 No, I meant you. You were the crazy one. 303 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:07,781 Me? 304 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,705 You have to be intense about grades if you want to go to a good college. 305 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:13,584 Okay, wait. Have you not thought about where you want to go to college? 306 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:17,458 Not really. I figured I'd just go to Cal State Northridge where my cousins go. 307 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:23,339 Wow. Well, I want to go to Columbia like Barack Obama and Jake Gyllenhaal. 308 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,716 We had our Bar Mitzvahs at the same temple. 309 00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,302 Jake and me, not President Obama. 310 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:30,930 Ah. Sounds cool. Maybe I'll apply there too. 311 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,765 What? 312 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:40,648 - Kamala? - Hi. I brought cashew brittle. 313 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:44,026 It's delicious, and it's on the pricier end of their offerings. 314 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,861 I have a deadly nut allergy. 315 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,781 Was your purpose to kill me after humiliating me in front of my family? 316 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,200 Prashant, wait. 317 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,118 I am so sorry. 318 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,744 I just panicked. 319 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,457 My grandmother and my aunt convinced me that you were going to propose. 320 00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,917 I was going to propose. 321 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,603 - You were? - Yeah. 322 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,347 Why do you think I brought my parents here? To see Universal Studios? 323 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,507 They've been to the better one in Orlando. 324 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,884 - Oh. - Why are you here, Kamala? 325 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,928 To win you back? 326 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,931 I don't think you actually want me back. 327 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,600 Sure, I do. You're such a great catch. 328 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,518 I know I am. 329 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:20,312 But, apparently, the thought of me proposing to you made you flee. 330 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,563 I'm ready for marriage. 331 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,274 I want to take that next step and to have a family. 332 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,693 And I thought you did too. 333 00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,363 I do theoretically, but I still have my fears. 334 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:32,116 Honestly, I didn't love the advice you gave me about my work. 335 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,868 And I worry that that means you won't support me professionally. 336 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,788 And sometimes, when I picture our wedding, I feel physically ill. 337 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:40,290 But that doesn't mean that I want to lose what we have. 338 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,377 From what you just told me, I don't think we have anything. 339 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,795 No, that's not true. 340 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,132 I mean, we have terrific sexual chemistry. 341 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,551 I would agree with that. 342 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:54,722 Okay, look, maybe it's true that I don't necessarily want to marry you, 343 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:58,767 but it might just be that I don't want to marry anyone. 344 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,438 Well, then it's probably better that we know that now. 345 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,023 Goodbye, Kamala. 346 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,822 I can't believe I'm gonna lose my virginity tonight. 347 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,533 Okay, and we assume you've already called the PTA meeting. 348 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:15,617 PTA meeting? What's that? 349 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,162 Pits, tits, and ass. 350 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,580 You gotta keep it fresh in there. 351 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,790 God, I hate knowing that acronym. 352 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,834 Yes, my PTA are squeaky clean. 353 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:27,296 I wiped them down with old alcohol wipes from when I got barbecue take out. 354 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,257 It hurt like a bitch, but thanks for helping me get ready, guys. 355 00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,800 It really means a... 356 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,343 Fab! What the hell? 357 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,929 Congratulations on doing sex. We are so proud of you. 358 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,475 Dude, you can't keep doing this long-distance thing. It's not healthy. 359 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,809 Yes, I can. 360 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,229 I love Eve, and it'll be so worth it when I can visit her in 60 months 361 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,398 after I've saved up my allowance for airfare. 362 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,193 Mm-hmm. I don't know, guys. It's weird. 363 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:53,614 I'm obviously mega horny for Paxton, but kissing to intercourse in two weeks? 364 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,115 Isn't that kind of fast? 365 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:58,035 So don't have sex with him. I'm not having sex with Ben. 366 00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,953 Oh, that's interesting. 367 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,207 Not to me personally, but for this group of girls. 368 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,751 Devi, you don't have to do it if you aren't ready. 369 00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,878 But Shira, Zoe, and Carley said 370 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:11,090 that Paxton won't stay with a girl who doesn't have sex with him. 371 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,013 Don't listen to them. They don't know anything. 372 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,384 Thanks, Fab. 373 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,654 Even if they're right, what's the worst that can happen? 374 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:20,099 Paxton dumps you, and your popularity plummets into the toilet again. 375 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,227 So what? Isn't your integrity more important? 376 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:26,980 Also, many sexless people have very fulfilling lives. 377 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:30,067 They just channel their extra energy into other pursuits. 378 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,944 Like, you could raise bees. 379 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,946 Raise bees? 380 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,240 Gonna be honest, guys, this advice low-key sucks. 381 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,660 Sorry. I don't know why I'm freaking out. 382 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,495 I've wanted to have sex with Paxton forever, 383 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,831 and it's probably gonna be some magical deflowering 384 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,833 that I write a poem about or some shit. 385 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,167 I'm gonna do it. 386 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,379 Yes, queen! And now, the most important question. 387 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:51,839 What is your panty situation? 388 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,091 Mmm. Boy shorts with South Park characters on it. 389 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,676 The fly is Cartman's mouth. 390 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,638 Right. I know how to fix this. 391 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,768 Ooh la la. 392 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:06,854 What are you doing? 393 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,397 Uh... 394 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:09,940 Your laundry. 395 00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,663 I know that's a lie. You don't even know where the washer/dryer is. 396 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,694 Uh, yeah, I do. 397 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,114 I want to say... kitchen? 398 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,283 Okay. Fine. 399 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:23,120 I needed to borrow some sexy underwear because I'm dating someone. 400 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,997 Yes, Paxton. I know. 401 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,541 I've run into him a few times in our Jack and Jill bathroom. 402 00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,043 You're lucky your mom doesn't know that you're dating him. 403 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,461 Wait, why do you need... 404 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:33,422 Oh my God, Devi. 405 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,508 Are you going to have sex? 406 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,218 - Is he pressuring you? - No. 407 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:41,722 - I want to. I'm excited about it. - Uh-huh. 408 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,765 Sit down. Let's talk. 409 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,227 Devi, sex is a big deal. 410 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,939 When you sleep with someone, you're the most vulnerable you'll ever be. 411 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,276 And if you rush into that, you could get really hurt. 412 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,445 Like, down there? 413 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,822 No, Devi, like, emotionally. 414 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,324 Ah. 415 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,617 I've learned the hard way 416 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,578 that you shouldn't do anything on anyone's schedule but your own. 417 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,455 Are you talking about Prashant? 418 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,039 Yes. 419 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,084 I'm not going to marry him because I'm not ready. 420 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:14,254 And you shouldn't have sex yet unless you're ready. 421 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,549 The problem was, Devi, like most teenagers, 422 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,718 had no idea what she was ready for. 423 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,930 All she knew was that she was certainly not ready to be dumped. 424 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:24,806 I'm not trying to be mean. 425 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,851 I'm just saying I've never seen anyone eat that much pizza. 426 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,438 It's almost like you were trying to stall before you were coming home with me. 427 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,233 Stall? Are you crazy? 428 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,525 Why would I want to delay 429 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,819 the momentous night we have ahead? 430 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,821 ♪ Clementine ♪ 431 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,448 ♪ Trying to erase you ♪ 432 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,784 ♪ From my spotless mind ♪ 433 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:48,038 ♪ Hit fast-forward But I'm stuck in rewind ♪ 434 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,249 ♪ Trying to erase you ♪ 435 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,541 ♪ Clementine... ♪ 436 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,836 - Ow. Ow, ow. My ear, my ear! Ow, ow. - Oh, oh, oh. 437 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,214 You good? 438 00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,966 Yeah. 439 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:02,052 Totally good. Don't know why I decided to wear statement earrings. 440 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:07,266 ♪ Ferrari white tears You cut 'em up in the mirror ♪ 441 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,394 ♪ Now she's moving on But I'm still here... ♪ 442 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,019 I'm ready. 443 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:16,400 ♪ You're cutting me loose I'm kinda confused... ♪ 444 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,443 I'm ready. Just put it in and get it over with. 445 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,741 Paxton? 446 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,078 Hey, wha... what's up? 447 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:29,662 Why'd you stop? 448 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,249 I'm so close. 449 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,960 Devi, your hands were in tight little fists. 450 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:38,630 And you were so stressed out, I think I heard you crack a tooth. 451 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,465 Wha... Um... 452 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:45,137 I don't think I'm ready to have sex. 453 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,348 I understand if you want to break up with me. 454 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:51,476 I know you don't date girls who don't put out, so it's cool. 455 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,521 That's not true. I can go slow. 456 00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:58,317 Okay, but what does going slow mean to you? 457 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,819 Like non-stop 69ing? 'Cause I don't want to do that. 458 00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,487 What? No. 459 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,577 Look, Devi, I only want to do what you're comfortable with. 460 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:12,706 Well, what if what I'm comfortable with 461 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,625 is just going to second base during scary movies? 462 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,253 - Then I'm cool with that. - Really? 463 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:19,963 Yeah. 464 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,092 - You want to watch some TikToks? - Yeah. 465 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,013 So we decided to take it slow. 466 00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,656 He didn't even get to see the G-string I made out of my shoelace. 467 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,893 - That's awesome, Devi. - Good for you. 468 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:36,355 I mean, we did silkscreen this "Plowed by Paxton" t-shirt for you, 469 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:40,233 but I guess I can give it to someone else who had sex with him. I'm proud of you. 470 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,944 Apricot conditioner, so no flaking. 471 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,738 So, any updates on Trent? 472 00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:49,534 Ugh! No, I've given up on him. He ghosted me on text. 473 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,818 I guess I misread the signals. 474 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:55,874 Here are your graded pop quizzes on the Tet Offensive. 475 00:22:55,957 --> 00:23:00,921 And, frankly, what I find offensive is how ill-prepared so many of you were. 476 00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:04,216 I guess I'll have to go back to teaching with textbooks 477 00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,510 instead of the films of Robert Zemeckis. 478 00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:08,804 I got a flat 100? 479 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:12,557 But I wrote an extra page on LBJ's inability to de-escalate the war 480 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,685 and Lady Bird Johnson's lack of fashion compared to Jackie O's. 481 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,437 I told you, Ben, no more extra credit. 482 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:20,941 An 82? A freaking 82? 483 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:24,152 Hey, I also got an 82! Ha! We're the same. 484 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,114 Eleanor, up top! 485 00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:31,451 I don't know how this happened. I've never gotten below an A before. 486 00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:35,497 In that moment, Fabiola knew what she had to do. 487 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,043 Hey, I think we should talk. 488 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,423 Sure, would 2:30 a.m. your time work? 489 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:48,135 Ooh, an 84. Suck on that, Trent. 490 00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:58,352 Eleanor! 491 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,732 How could you leave me hanging back there with my high five? 492 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,610 It cuts me deep that my girl would do that to me. 493 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:08,238 Um, I'm sorry. Your girl? 494 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:09,489 Are we dating? 495 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,450 Because you haven't texted me back in forever. 496 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,743 Oh, that's because I changed my number. 497 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:16,830 I found out that 1-800-0FS-GIVEN became available. 498 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:18,415 Not that I even give an f. 499 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:22,377 Okay, so just to clarify, you have a toll-free cell phone number? 500 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,504 - Yeah. - And you like me? 501 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:25,422 Romantically? 502 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,505 Yeah. 503 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:29,759 Okay, because that wasn't really clear before. 504 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,512 Oh, well, let me be clear then. 505 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:40,562 ♪ Don't wanna call But I'm thinkin' 'bout you ♪ 506 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:43,899 ♪ Can't help it if I do ♪ 507 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,193 ♪ Don't wanna call... ♪ 508 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,527 - Wow. - Sick. 509 00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:52,449 - Hey. - Hi. 510 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,868 Well, how's everything going? 511 00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:56,161 The, you know... 512 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,999 Things are really good. 513 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,753 Good. Since you're a late bloomer, 514 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,671 I just wanted to offer my advice 515 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,841 as someone with more romantic and sexual experience. 516 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:12,219 - Mmm. How kind of you. - Yeah, no problem. 517 00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:16,598 Great, well, all right. I'll, uh, see you later, David. 518 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:17,807 Mmm. 519 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,020 Hey! You three! 520 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:26,525 I want to let you guys know that Paxton and I decided to take things slow 521 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:30,278 because we are in a mature, committed, respectful relationship 522 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,197 that the three of you would never understand. 523 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:36,243 What? We didn't hear you because we had in our earbuds. 524 00:25:37,327 --> 00:25:41,122 I was just saying that Paxton and I are taking things slow, and we're good. 525 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:43,625 Okay. 526 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:47,504 It's just that you said some pretty mean stuff about us before, so... 527 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:49,839 - I don't think so. Doesn't sound like us. - Mm-mm. 528 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,049 No, you definitely did. 529 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,801 She said we're not mean. 530 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:55,220 And you labeling us that makes you a bully. 531 00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:57,889 The prettiest girls at school are always the ones people bully. 532 00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:59,349 Mm-hmm. 533 00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:02,185 Right then Devi learned a valuable lesson. 534 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,104 She was nothing to these girls. 535 00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:07,399 So maybe what they said should mean nothing to her. 536 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:11,069 Thank you. I got a lot out of this conversation. 537 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:12,737 - Great chat. - Bye. 538 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:13,989 - Great stuff. Bye. - Bye. 539 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:19,077 So, Devi, how was your evening last night? Was it eventful? 540 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:23,790 It was not. I did not consummate my plans. 541 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,543 What is this? Why are you both talking weird? 542 00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:27,752 Nothing, Mom. 543 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:30,589 - Yo! We got idli and sambar? Noice! - Mm-hmm. 544 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,257 That definitely sounds more normal. 545 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:35,969 So, Nirmala Mami, how was your water aerobics class this morning? 546 00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:38,652 You still floating away, or did you find a way to anchor yourself? 547 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:39,639 Nobody cares, Nalu. 548 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,933 Kamala, did you talk to Prashant? 549 00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:43,935 Is the wedding on or not? 550 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:47,647 Because we need to start booking flights for family coming from India. 551 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:51,943 I did speak to Prashant. It was an illuminating conversation, 552 00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:55,363 and I think we came to a mutual agreement which we are both very happy with. 553 00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:59,117 We have decided to not move forward with our relationship. 554 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,513 But I think it's going to be a positive thing for me, because... 555 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:06,833 Oh, you do? I'm glad to hear it, because I'm never speaking to you again. 556 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:11,296 Devi, you are my only granddaughter now. Enjoy. 557 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,359 All right, Mami... 558 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:17,143 Okay, well, things were looking up. 559 00:27:17,218 --> 00:27:20,388 Devi was somehow, for the first time, the family favorite. 560 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:23,558 She was in a healthy relationship with her dream guy, 561 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,935 and she had learned to ignore all the haters. 562 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,658 You better watch out, Devi. 563 00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:31,316 Paxton Hall-Yoshida is not who you think he is. 564 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,986 Yeah, it's gonna be hard to ignore that. 565 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,405 ♪ Yeah, I hear wedding bells ♪ 566 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:43,370 ♪ But they're not for me ♪ 567 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,251 ♪ They're for my best friend ♪ 568 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,008 ♪ And your best friend ♪ 569 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:03,765 ♪ Yeah, I hear wedding bells ♪ 570 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,731 ♪ Yeah, I hear wedding bells ♪ 571 00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:16,027 ♪ But they're not for you ♪