1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:03,093 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:04,882 -(SONG BEGINS) -One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,963 --> 00:00:06,473 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,128 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,758 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,385 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,063 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,770 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,350 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,058 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:19,845 Ooh 12 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,438 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,022 Ooh 14 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,438 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,356 Ooh 16 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,147 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,700 Ooh 18 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,321 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,818 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,623 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,043 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:37,576 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 23 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:39,583 Got a secret I can't tell 24 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,210 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,923 School's out, ring the bell! 26 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,246 (SONG ENDS) 27 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:48,471 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:06,526 (KIDS CHEERING, CHATTING) 29 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:10,402 Let me off this thing! 30 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:11,947 Ow, oooh! 31 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,453 What? (YELPS) 32 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,084 (LAUGHING) 33 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:21,668 Oh, how I love chaperoning field trips. 34 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,999 Remember, class, only bother me if it's an emergency. 35 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,418 'Kay, girls! 36 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,457 So I figure we can start by doing a lap around the park looking cute, 37 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,670 and then ride a couple rides. 38 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,587 And then two more cute laps, and then we'll break for lunch. 39 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,506 I'm gonna get a burger, a big one. 40 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,056 Let's do this thing! (GROANS) 41 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,350 Oops. (GASPS) 42 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,176 (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 43 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,515 -Steve Jackson. I'm sorry. -No sweat, Bea. 44 00:01:44,730 --> 00:01:46,980 The important thing is no one was hurt. 45 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,937 Hey, I gotta go help some underprivileged children right now, 46 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,198 But maybe we can ride a ride together later. 47 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:54,741 -Rides are cool. -Did you hear that, girls? 48 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:58,330 He said he wants to ride a ride with me! Me! 49 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,536 Yay! 50 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:05,004 I am going to get that ride next to Steve Jackson. 51 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:08,500 -(ALL LAUGH) Steve Jackson. -Steve Jackson's out of my league. 52 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,212 I won't let you down, girls. 53 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,052 You can all live through me. 54 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,336 Hey, where'd he go? 55 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,595 Oh, oh, and then, Oscar, I'm gonna ride a roller coaster like this! 56 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:21,772 (SCREAMING) 57 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:25,903 And all the honeys will be like, "Grrrr, who's that macho guy?" 58 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:31,489 Ha! Your little baby stomach can't handle any of the rides here, Milo. 59 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:34,533 Only real macho guys like me can do that. 60 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,033 Nuh-uh, Randy! 61 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,079 I'm way more of a macho guy than you. 62 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,450 Yeah right. 63 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:43,164 I bet you'd go barfy on the first scary ride you were on. 64 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,668 No, I bet you'd do that! 65 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,084 Well, how about this? 66 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,627 I challenge you to a macho guy ride-off. 67 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,053 We ride the scariest rides in the park, 68 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,222 first guy who barfs loses! 69 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,889 Let's do this. 70 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,854 (SCREAMING) 71 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,968 JUMBO: Psst! Oscar. 72 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,770 We must show you something. 73 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,687 OSCAR: Oh, my golly! 74 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:10,692 You can win a Galactic Fish Battles limited edition fork saber here? 75 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:14,154 Yeah, and the best part is everyone keeps winning. 76 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,396 HUMBLE HARRY: That's right, kids. 77 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:18,117 Everyone wins at Humble Harry's cup game. 78 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:22,078 Because if I don't make others happy, then I don't feel happy. 79 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,622 -(LAUGHING) -(TEETH SNAP) 80 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:27,712 It's a serious medical condition. (CHUCKLES) 81 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,170 -(CREAKING) -(GROANS) 82 00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:33,507 Oh my goodness, my back. 83 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,509 -(SIREN WAILS) -I did it! 84 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,974 Ohhh! (CHUCKLES) 85 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:40,546 Thank you, thank you. 86 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:43,559 -I won me a fork! -So what do you say, fellas? 87 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,099 -(HARRY LAUGHS) -All right! 88 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,392 Yes! 89 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,059 -Yay! (LAUGHS) -(GRUNTS) 90 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,898 -Uh... -(GRUNTS) 91 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,823 Oh, oh dear. 92 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,282 (GRUNTS) 93 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:02,448 -(SHRIEKS) It's coming back! -(WHIMPERING) 94 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,499 No one's leaving till you knock down the cups! 95 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,792 -(GIGGLING) -Hey, girls! 96 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,793 -Anything to report? -Uh, yes. 97 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:12,838 Steve Jackson was not at the fried ice cream stand. 98 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,214 -(FRUSTRATED GROAN) -Girl, 99 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:16,923 I know where I would be if I were Steve Jackson. 100 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,800 -Right in front of a mirror. -That's it, Shellsea! 101 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,298 The Pupu House of Mirrors. 102 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:24,220 -Just staring at a mirror. -Come on! 103 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,717 Just staring at it. 104 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,809 (SCREAMING) 105 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,108 There's no way I'm getting on that thing! 106 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,479 (SCREAMS) I don't wanna die! 107 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,566 Of embarrassment... 108 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:40,072 for riding such a pathetic baby ride. 109 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:44,032 What do you say we do something more manly? 110 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:47,159 (LAUGHING) 111 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,247 (SCREAMING) 112 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:53,133 (SCREAMING AND LAUGHING) 113 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,626 (MUSIC PLAYING) 114 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,875 You're starting to feel queasy. 115 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,045 Apples! 116 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,263 What the dickens? 117 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,348 You monster! 118 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,845 (LAUGHS) I'm Randy Pinch... 119 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,688 (GAGS, MOANS) 120 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,190 (CHEERING) 121 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,358 All right, Steve has got to be in here. 122 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:22,909 -Keep your eyes peeled, Shell. -Got it. 123 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,453 Hi there, Hottie. 124 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,825 Oh my gosh, Shellsea, he's here. 125 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,872 Oh, and there's a whole hunking lot of him. 126 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,082 SHELLSEA: Yum. 127 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,337 Well, I only need one of him to ride with me. 128 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,130 Hey, Steve. 129 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,221 Darn it! 130 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,180 Hi, Steve. (GIGGLES) 131 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:47,100 Darn it! This might be a lot darn harder than I thought it'd be. 132 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,681 Ooh, I know! 133 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,345 Maybe I can sing a song that touches Steve when he hears it 134 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,017 so he comes looking for me. 135 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,605 -Hey, girl, Steve just left. -Darn it! 136 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,977 (GRUNTING) 137 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:00,939 You hug your mama with those arms? 138 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,531 (LAUGHS, WHEEZES) 139 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:04,945 (GROANING) 140 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,283 (BOTH GRUNTING) 141 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,406 It's no use. 142 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:10,366 Your throws are too inaccurate, mine aren't strong enough 143 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,293 and Albert's having his own problems. 144 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,832 (GROANING) Somebody help me! 145 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:16,167 I guess we were never meant to own fork sabers. 146 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:20,011 Perhaps I could just give you boys the fork sabers? 147 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:23,260 A reward not earned is not a reward at all. 148 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,891 But you're so unhappy! 149 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:29,182 All right, so we need to think of another way to knock over those cups. 150 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,726 (GRUNTS) Guys! 151 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,232 Oscar's throws are weak, but very accurate. 152 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,614 So what if we got some assistance to help with his velocity? 153 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,859 -Like from a fast machine? -Yeah! 154 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,861 -Albert, you little ball-covered genius. -(GIGGLES) 155 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:46,356 (SCREAMING) 156 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,365 (CHILDREN GIGGLING) 157 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:52,792 Oh, those seashells are killer. (GROANS) 158 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,211 Yeah, tell me about it. 159 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:56,541 I almost lost my lunch a couple of... 160 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:59,091 Uh, I mean, pshh! Bring it on! 161 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,752 I'm not even close to barfing. 162 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,721 You are indeed a worthy foe, Milo. 163 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,340 But our little dance of doom needs to come to an end. 164 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,797 Pick another ride! 165 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,719 Hmm, hmm... 166 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:13,429 (CHUCKLES) Looks like we've ridden everything, 167 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,944 except... 168 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,232 Except what? Oh. 169 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,437 (LOUD FAIRGROUND MUSIC) 170 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,402 -You scared? -No. 171 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,574 Neither am I. 'Cause you know, if you were scared, 172 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,113 I'd say we can call it a draw. 173 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,856 -I'm getting in line. -Darn it! 174 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,493 ALBERT: Guys, if my calculations are correct... 175 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:31,575 They always are. 176 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,370 ...Oscar should be able to knock over the cups 177 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,003 while throwing from the Pu-Panator. 178 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,673 Uh, yeah, great. 179 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:40,252 Say, the Pu-Panator is kinda fast, huh? 180 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,590 (SCREAMING) 181 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:46,423 Fear not, Oscar. You just have to use the force. 182 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:50,639 (LAUGHS) You know, the force of the coaster rolling down the tracks. 183 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:56,016 (TEARFUL) Well, the park's going to close soon. 184 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,064 I guess I'm not going to get that ride with him after all. 185 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,645 You know, maybe it's for the best. 186 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,654 I mean, once you get lost in his dreamy eyes, 187 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,645 it's so hard to get back out. 188 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,067 (SONG BEGINS) 189 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,697 (SINGING) You are the waves in my ocean 190 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,702 The current in my sea 191 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,905 Can't you see me, the real Bea? 192 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,999 -The treasure in my chest... -(SONG ENDS) 193 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,039 -Stop! Come back to us. -Huh? What? 194 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,003 Bea, listen to yourself. 195 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,793 You are being desperate. 196 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,588 That is never attractive, girl. 197 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:27,383 Stop being a princess in a tower with your long princess hair 198 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,010 and your princess face. 199 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:30,804 SHELLSEA: The day is not over yet. 200 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,471 Get out there and get what you want. 201 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,388 You're right! I am not giving up. 202 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:37,978 I'm going to find that man 203 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,519 and get the quality time with him that I deserve! 204 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,273 Go get 'em, girl. 205 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,027 And then bring him back here so he can sit on my lap. 206 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,401 Wow, wow... 207 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,822 (GROANS) I'm never gonna find him in this crowd. 208 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,449 Hmm? 209 00:08:53,575 --> 00:08:55,655 (GASPS) There he is! In line. 210 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,583 Hey, Clamantha. 211 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,417 So I was just wondering 212 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:03,328 what I would have to offer in order for you to let me cut in line. 213 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,551 Yeah right, as if. Whatever. 214 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:08,798 Talk to the hand. My spot in line is not for sale. 215 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,052 -I'll get you a chunk of Oscar's hair. -Enjoy the ride. 216 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:13,965 Visualize. 217 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:17,175 -We're on the ride. -We're on the ride. 218 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:20,137 -We're at the apex. -We're at the apex. 219 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,098 -We're going over! -We're dropping, we're dropping. 220 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,108 I'm crying, I'm crying! 221 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,150 Hey, I'm just going to sneak in front of you boys 222 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,944 so I can ride with the hunk. Thanks. 223 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,658 -What? -(SCREAMING) 224 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:34,952 (GULPING) 225 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:37,953 -Hey, boys, can I cut in line? -Yes, yes, yes! 226 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,036 Thanks. 227 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,620 It's the right thing to do, you know. She's a lady. 228 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,210 -(NERVOUS GIGGLE) -Totally. 229 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,924 No pregnant seahorses. 230 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,375 Well, my day is just complete. 231 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,462 -Excuse me. -(CRASHES) 232 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,468 BEA: Oh hey, Steve. 233 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,878 I had no idea you were on this ride. 234 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,721 Hey, Bea. Yeah, rides are cool. 235 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,014 BEA: Oh my gosh, 236 00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:00,727 I'm finally about to spend some time with Steve Jackson! 237 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,810 Yes, yes, yes! 238 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,943 Let's get this thing moving! 239 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,311 -(GIGGLING) -(OSCAR GROANS) 240 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,437 -You're gonna vomit. -No, you're gonna vomit! 241 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,775 No, you're gonna vomit! 242 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,241 JUMBO: Whoa! 243 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,662 (TEETH CHATTERING) 244 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,820 (CHUCKLING) 245 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,656 (GROANS) 246 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:19,735 So, Steve, what kind of movies do you like? 247 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:26,667 (SCREAMING) 248 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:27,793 (TEETH CHATTERING) 249 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,962 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 250 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:34,509 (SCREAMING) 251 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,719 (SCREAMING) 252 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,810 (LAUGHING) 253 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:43,062 -Whoo! -(WHIMPERING) 254 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,983 Well, blue is my favorite color, 255 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,943 but I think they're all pretty great. 256 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,647 (SCREAMS) 257 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:52,153 -Oscar, now! -(GRUNTS) 258 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:55,529 Hey! 259 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,576 ALL: Yeah! 260 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,238 -(VOMITS) -Hurray! 261 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,539 This is the best day ever! 262 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:05,997 (CAMERA CLICKS) 263 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,792 (SCREAMS) I did it! 264 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,876 (SINGSONG) I got my ride with Steve! 265 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,884 I knew you could, girl. 266 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,795 Too bad about the hair. 267 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,344 Say it, Randy! 268 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,715 Say I'm the machoest of macho men! 269 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,512 (SHRIEKS) 270 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,888 I'm Randy Pincherson! 271 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,103 -(GIGGLING) -(FORK HUMS) 272 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,307 (SIGHS) I didn't even get to go on one lousy ride. 273 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,648 -One ride coming up. (LAUGHS) -(SCREAMS) 274 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:35,571 (LOUD FAIRGROUND MUSIC) 275 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:40,121 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 276 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,417 -(CAT YOWLS) -(SCREAMS) 277 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:56,005 (MILO BABBLING) 278 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,507 I'm a crazy guy. 279 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,223 Milo, why do you keep doing that? 280 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,635 You're weirding me out. 281 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,096 It's my impression of Mr. Mussels, dude. 282 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,734 Check it out! (BABBLING) Eh? 283 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,021 I don't get it. 284 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,940 -Hey guys! -Oh, Bea! 285 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:15,443 Check this out, check this out. (BABBLING) 286 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,488 O.M.G., rabies! I'm calling the nurse's office. 287 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:22,283 What? Why can't anyone get my awesome impressions? 288 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,908 Well, maybe if you didn't do them all with a Swedish accent. 289 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,999 Oh, Oscar, remember that time 290 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:31,292 you imitated the Queen of Fish England in history class? 291 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,629 (CHUCKLING) You? Not a chance! 292 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,836 Oh, go on, Oscar. Show him. 293 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,883 No, it's not really that good. 294 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,798 It is so good. 295 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,099 In fact, it's kinda cute. 296 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,345 (SNEEZES) 297 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,810 So like... Oh! 298 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,557 (SNAPPING) 299 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,154 Whoa, I don't believe it. 300 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:56,282 (BRITISH ACCENT) Well, you'd better believe it, 301 00:12:56,401 --> 00:13:00,071 for I am the Queen of Fish England! 302 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,913 Whoo-hoo-hoo, it crisps me crumpets. 303 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,662 Oh my gosh, the Queen of Fish England. 304 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,413 Oh, I can't believe Oscar isn't here to see this! 305 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,366 Milo, that is Oscar! 306 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,498 I told you he did an awesome impression. 307 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,753 -Hi, Milo. -(SHRIEKS) 308 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:16,588 Teatime! Where are me crumpets? 309 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,133 Whoo-hoo-hoo, check me out, I'm the queen. 310 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,795 -(GRUNTS) -(GROWLS) 311 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:25,103 O.M.G., the Queen of Fish England is here at Freshwater High. 312 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,891 Oh, how I love the fancy British ladies. 313 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:31,389 It would be my honor to show you around town 314 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,937 in my limousine. 315 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,226 And we'll go too! 316 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,694 You know, to be fabulous in the limo. 317 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,026 (NORMAL VOICE) No, no, no, no, no, I can't! 318 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,782 I mean, uh... 319 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:45,659 (BRITISH ACCENT) Unfortunately the Queen must fly back to Fish England tonight. 320 00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,703 Perfect! I'll drive. 321 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,117 (SCREAMING) No! 322 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,833 -("RULE BRITANNIA" PLAYING) -(TIRES SQUEALING) 323 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:53,920 (GLASS SHATTERS) 324 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 (OSCAR SCREAMING) 325 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,249 (GLASS SHATTERS) 326 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:01,384 -(OSCAR SCREAMING) -(TIRES SQUEALING) 327 00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,592 (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) 328 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,643 Isn't this great? 329 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,522 Great? Are you out of your mind? 330 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,929 It's only a matter of time before Mr. Mussels figures out 331 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,308 I'm not really the queen. 332 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,024 Not a chance, bro. 333 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,818 Besides he'll be too busy driving us around town. 334 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,145 (SONG BEGINS) 335 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,236 (SINGING) O.M.G., it's paparazzi 336 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,452 Front row seats, what can I say? 337 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,576 Me and my friends having so much fun 338 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:33,293 Roller-coaster rides And then the wax museum 339 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,792 It's good to be the queen 340 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,750 It's good to be the queen 341 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,591 It's good to be the queen 342 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,050 It's good to be the queen... 343 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,260 (SONG ENDS) 344 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,023 -(MUSIC PLAYING) -(ROOSTER CROWS) 345 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:56,400 Dude, you have got to admit that was the best night ever! 346 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,939 (NORMAL VOICE) Okay, you were right. It was. 347 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,533 (BRITISH ACCENT) And I do fancy this giant foam finger I got. 348 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:03,740 And it's all because of you 349 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,610 -and your impression, Oscar. -Really? 350 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:07,776 BEA: I can't wait to do it all again tomorrow! 351 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,327 -Oh! -BOTH: Oscar? 352 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,162 Oh no, I'm done being the queen. 353 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,293 But I thought you said you had fun? 354 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,172 Don't you want to eat, dance, and party all over again? 355 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,711 No, I don't! I mean, sure, it was fun, 356 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,707 but I can't keep pretending I'm someone else. 357 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:22,838 Why not? 358 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,379 I mean, what could be more fun? 359 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:25,507 I don't know. 360 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,181 I was thinking maybe we could just, you know, 361 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,142 forget all this queen stuff and just go home? 362 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,636 Heat up some fish flake puffs and watch TV, 363 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,059 like we always do. 364 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,635 (BOTH SNORING) 365 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:37,937 Oh, real funny. 366 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,570 You know, I think you guys like me better when I'm the queen. 367 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:44,150 Well, I mean, there is a lot more free food when she's here. 368 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,860 See? You do like her better! Well, forget you guys then. 369 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,577 (BRITISH ACCENT) I'll just go home by meself! 370 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:52,951 -What? -What about us? 371 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,535 -Oscar, wait. -Oscar, come back! 372 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,460 -BOTH: Wait! -(CAR HONKING) 373 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,495 Hey, where's the queen? 374 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,707 I was supposed to pick her up here. 375 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,800 -(CUPS CLINKING) -(ALL SIPPING) 376 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,915 Uh, I think I'm in the wrong limo. 377 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,838 (LAUGHING) 378 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:12,306 Droll, delightfully droll, your majesty. 379 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:16,228 But where have you been? We've been looking for you for hours. 380 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,019 I only hope we're not too late. 381 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,557 Late? What are we late for? 382 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,817 (LAUGHING, LOUD SLURPING) 383 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:27,402 So where do you think Oscar went in such a hurry? 384 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,527 -The Queen! -Oh yeah, Queen Oscar. 385 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,985 There's the limo, parked in front of that building. 386 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,534 That's Fishminster Abbey. 387 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,328 But people only go there to get... 388 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,455 Married? I can't get married. 389 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:41,459 -(ALL LAUGHING) -Oh, your majesty, 390 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:45,802 I said the same thing before I married wrinkly old Count Ipswich. 391 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,630 It's just a case of cold fins. 392 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,468 You don't understand. I'm not really the queen. 393 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:55,142 -I'm just a kid. -WOMAN: Wise words indeed, Your Highness. 394 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:59,443 We are all just children at heart on our wedding day. (CHUCKLES) 395 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,770 (BELLS RINGING) 396 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,399 Oh my gosh, is that Oscar? 397 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:06,940 In a dress? 398 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,741 (ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING) 399 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,569 He's getting married? We've got to do something. 400 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:15,236 Yeah, tell me about it. He didn't even ask me to be his best man. 401 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,658 No, we've gotta... 402 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:21,464 I say, do any of you chaps know which way the blooming altar is? 403 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,341 I'm supposed to get married and all that rot, you know. 404 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,754 Um, excuse me, sir. 405 00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,473 I think there's been a horrible mistake. 406 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,969 Mistake? I don't think so. 407 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,103 I'm definitely at the right wedding, eh? 408 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,263 So let's get started, shall we? 409 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,769 We are gathered here today 410 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,430 to join this here lady and this here bloke... 411 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,481 Hold the lorry. What's going on? Back up just a little moment. 412 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,725 Where's the duke? We can't have a wedding without a groom. 413 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,567 -Right? -Here, the duke's right here. 414 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,242 Just a case of cold fins. Carry on. 415 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,862 There you are, mate. All right then, here we go. 416 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,911 We are gathered here today to join this here lady... 417 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,913 Milo, what are you doing here? 418 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,788 Trying to say I'm sorry for getting you into this mess, 419 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,174 -and saving your tail fin. -OFFICIANT: Oi! 420 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,375 Are you two listening? 421 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,209 I'm just getting to the good part 422 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:10,166 where I say if there be any geezer amongst us 423 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,466 who thinks that this here bloke and this here royal bird 424 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,971 ought not to be married, let them speak now or... 425 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,893 -I have something to say! -(MURMURING) 426 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:24,398 I am afraid I cannot allow the queen to marry this fish! 427 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:29,324 Your Majesty, long have I dreamed of this day, 428 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:34,323 the day that I can finally ask for your hand in marriage. 429 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,332 Whoa, whoa, whoa, there. You can't marry the queen. 430 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,240 -She's betrothed to the duke. -Yeah! 431 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,618 If anyone's marrying my brother, it's gonna be me! 432 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:47,786 Although she could be yours if you're willing to fight for her. 433 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:52,417 I would be honored to meet the good duke on the field of battle 434 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,428 for the hand of this woman. 435 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,718 Righty-o then. 436 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,931 The two of you shall fight 437 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:03,604 in the oldest and most noble of Fish British traditions, 438 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,979 a slow jams rap battle. 439 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,024 (CHEERING) 440 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,820 How are you feeling out there, Fishminster Abbey? 441 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,151 Respect! 442 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,607 I would like to dedicate this jam 443 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,616 to a very special lady. 444 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,620 (SONG BEGINS) 445 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,121 (RAPPING) Crack open my shell, baby Serve me with fries 446 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,872 I'm a smooth rapping mussel Not like other guys 447 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,500 I know I'm not perfect I got barnacles too 448 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:29,134 But like the little bivalves I'm stuck on you 449 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:32,211 I don't mean to come off As selfish or rude 450 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,798 But you gotta give a chance To the shellfish dude 451 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,302 Don't need to buy you diamonds Nor cars, no way 452 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:40,005 'Cause I can't afford those On a teacher's pay 453 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:42,676 (CHORUS) Gonna treat you like the queen You were meant to be 454 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,685 Not the one of Fish England But the queen of me 455 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,438 (RAPPING) So come on, fishy lady Make it mussels and you 456 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,939 Meet me at the altar and say "I do"... 457 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,731 -(SONG ENDS) -(CHEERING) 458 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:56,568 Oh dear, that was dope. 459 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,454 Brilliant, Mr. Mussels, oh, brilliant. 460 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,492 But now it's time for your opponent's response. 461 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:08,462 Ladies and gents, I give to you the... duke. 462 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:14,548 (MUSIC PLAYING) 463 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,682 (BABBLING) 464 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,141 I'm a crazy guy! 465 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,393 -(BABBLES) -(CRICKETS CHIRPING) 466 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:27,313 The winner, Mr. Mussels! 467 00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,646 -Oscar! -Milo! 468 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:33,856 I'm sorry, Oscar. 469 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,611 (SOBS) He dropped raps on me like bombs. 470 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,526 (SOBS) And now you gotta marry him. 471 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,525 He's a good man, Milo. I could do worse. 472 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,078 (BOTH SOBBING) 473 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,583 Your majesty, it is time. 474 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,880 -OSCAR: Oh... -Right then, where were we? 475 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,499 We are gathered here, blah, blah, blah, man, 476 00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:54,627 blah, blah, blah, woman. 477 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,964 If anyone thinks these two ought not to get married... 478 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,967 -(DOOR OPENS) -QUEEN: Ahem! 479 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,005 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 480 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,143 (GASPING) 481 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,601 -Oh! -Huh? 482 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,429 -Uh-oh. -QUEEN: You two, 483 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,478 outside now. 484 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,390 Who, me? 485 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,147 QUEEN: Yes, you. 486 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:14,693 -And that fake duke too. -I can explain! 487 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,937 QUEEN: Outside, now! 488 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,357 (WHIMPERING) 489 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,488 (DOORS SLAM) 490 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,235 -We're sorry, Your Majesty. -We were just having fun. 491 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:27,365 -I wasn't. (SOBS) -BEA: Chillax, you guys. 492 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,658 OSCAR: Bea, what are you doing with the queen? 493 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,921 Who, her? (YELLS) 494 00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,375 (BOTH SCREAM) 495 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:40,545 Hey, look, it's just a wax sculpture I got from the museum. 496 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,392 -We knew that. -Did you also know 497 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,851 it's you we like hanging out with, not some royal fish? 498 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,684 Oh, I don't know, it was kinda fun hanging out with the queen. 499 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:53,977 -I feel like she and I are friends now. -Well, tell Her Majesty to butt out! 500 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:57,815 'Cause these three friends got a date in front of the TV. 501 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,030 Last one home heats up the fish flake puffs. 502 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,570 -You're on! -(LAUGHING) 503 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,029 There you are, darling. Where have you been? 504 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,908 Oh, Dukey, 505 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,745 That is the absolute last time 506 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:13,079 I spend the day imitating a sweaty high-school boy. 507 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:16,497 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 508 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,546 -Hey, Snake. -Hey, Mouse. 509 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,468 Have you ever thought what would happen to us if we were sold separately? 510 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,894 Oh, nothing's going to separate us, Mouse. 511 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,183 Don't worry. I took care of everything. 512 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,847 "Insane mouse and snake has rabies. 513 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,190 "Do not buy. Snake sheds a lot. 514 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,600 "Mouse will steal your stuff also." 515 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,981 Wow, where did you learn how to write? 516 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,567 Same place you learned how to read. 517 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:41,784 (HORN HONKING) 518 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,781 MOUSE: Oh yeah. I was trying to block that out.