1 00:00:00,584 --> 00:00:03,054 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,843 -(SONG BEGINS) -(SINGING) One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,512 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,182 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,802 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:11,505 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,135 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:14,675 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,516 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,060 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,807 Ooh 12 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:21,440 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,015 Ooh 14 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,438 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,283 Ooh 16 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,903 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,570 Ooh 18 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,371 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,818 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,618 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,035 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,660 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 23 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,621 Got a secret I can't tell 24 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,080 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,038 School's out, ring the bell! 26 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,126 (SONG ENDS) 27 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,296 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,768 (WHIMPERS) 29 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,653 DR. FROG: Welcome to class, class. 30 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:06,320 I'm teaching woodshop now because everyone hated my journalism course. 31 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:07,653 What? 32 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:12,112 Dr. Frog, how do I use his XP 900 double-rotating impact drill? 33 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:15,159 I am not qualified to answer that question, little boy. 34 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,332 Now who wants goggles? 35 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:20,251 -(LAUGHS) -Ow, my eye! 36 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,865 (SINGING TO HIMSELF) 37 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,134 ("JAWS" THEME PLAYING) 38 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,764 (SINGING TO HIMSELF) 39 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,089 -(SCREAMS) -Hey, Oscar! 40 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,557 (PANTS) 41 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,470 -You! -Me! 42 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:41,439 (GROANS) What do you want, Clamantha? 43 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,480 What? Can't a clam just drop in to say hi to her favorite boyfriend? 44 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:49,276 Oh, boy. Look, Clamantha, how many times do I have to tell you this? 45 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,994 We are not a couple! 46 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:55,573 If we're not a couple, then how come we're about to smooch? 47 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:56,739 What? 48 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,408 -(OSCAR SCREAMS) -Come here, cutie! 49 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:02,036 -No, please! -(LAUGHS) 50 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,576 (CLAMANTHA KISSING) 51 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,293 -Poor Oscar. -Yeah. 52 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,956 I once thought Clamantha's crush on him was kind of cute, 53 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,546 but this is just sad. 54 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:13,014 -(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING) -(CLAMANTHA MUNCHING) 55 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,301 Hey look, a cherry. 56 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,684 (MUNCHING) 57 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:21,021 Today was the last straw, guys. Clamantha's ruining my life. 58 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:24,438 She was all up in your grill, bro. That was messed up. 59 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,941 Don't worry, Oscar, you are safe here. 60 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:29,484 That's right! Wait, what are we talking about? 61 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:30,728 C-C-C-Clamantha! 62 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,857 -H... how did you get in here? -(GRUNTS "I DON'T KNOW") 63 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:34,744 Oh look, an escape hatch. 64 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:38,700 I'm gonna let you two sort this out. 65 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,325 Nice knowing you, bro. 66 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,788 -So, how are things? -Things are good. 67 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,132 -Good, good. -Great. 68 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,213 -(CHUCKLES) Uh, yeah, awesome. -All right. 69 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,509 Things. 70 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,048 -(BELCHES) -(SCREAMS) Stay back! 71 00:02:58,387 --> 00:03:00,557 -CLAMANTHA: Well, hello there. -Huh? 72 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:04,102 (MURMURING) 73 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,851 (CLAMANTHA TWITTERING) * 74 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,645 Oscar, aren't you gonna introduce me to your friend? 75 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:13,776 My friend? 76 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,198 Clamantha, this is a webcam. 77 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:19,033 (GASPS) I mean, Web Clam! 78 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:22,617 (LAUGHS) Webster the Clam! Isn't that right, Webster? 79 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,496 (HIGH-PITCHED) Hey, how's it going? Doodley-doo, I'm a clam. 80 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,746 He's... (CLEARS THROAT) He's quite a handsome young man. 81 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,919 Will you excuse me for a moment? 82 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:35,007 Guys, guys, you'll never guess what happened up there! 83 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,893 Oh, Webster, you're kind of dreamy. 84 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,808 Clamantha thinks my laptop is a clam, 85 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,230 and she's totally crazy about him. 86 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:49,403 Whoa, then that means... Wait, what does that mean? 87 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:52,941 It means, if she's in love with your laptop... 88 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,440 (GASPS) then she'll stop being obsessed with you. 89 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,359 Exactly! It's a win-win situation. 90 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:02,410 Clamantha gets a boyfriend, I get my freedom, and no one gets hurt. 91 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,492 Here, watch this. 92 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,867 -"So, hey, Clamantha." -(TYPING) 93 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:06,503 MALE VOICE: So, hey, Clamantha. 94 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:10,171 I know we just met, but I'm totally in love with you and stuff. 95 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,132 Whoa, Webster! 96 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,839 Look, I can't deny the attraction between us. 97 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:18,093 Anyone can see it. But my heart belongs to Oscar. 98 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,295 You're losing her, bro. 99 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:22,514 -Let a love master show you how it's done. -(KNUCKLES CRACK) 100 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:38,702 WEBSTER: Hell...o... Cla... mantha. 101 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:42,120 Your... eyes... 102 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,656 -are... like... -(SLOW TYPING) 103 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,213 WEBSTER: ...big... pools... 104 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:54,671 of... but... ter. 105 00:04:55,504 --> 00:04:58,054 Shove over. You have no idea how to talk to women. 106 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,760 WEBSTER: Clamantha, I apologize. 107 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:04,304 I apologize, and I can change. And your hair looks great. 108 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:08,641 You're saying all the right things, but it's almost too easy. 109 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:13,359 Normally Oscar runs away. And he makes this sound like, "Ah, ah!" 110 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,652 Well, I can't do it, but it's really hot. 111 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,987 WEBSTER: Clamantha, that sounds swell, but can Oscar do this? 112 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,164 (POLKA MUSIC PLAYING) 113 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,537 -(STATIC) -What happened? 114 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:33,291 I'm sure it's nothing. I'll go check on the happy couple. 115 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,455 Oh, Clamanth... ooh! 116 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,459 (KISSING) 117 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,961 Oscar! It's... 118 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,091 It's exactly what it looks like. 119 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,474 Webster and I are madly in love. 120 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:47,175 Yes! Uh, I mean, um, yes! 121 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,684 (LAUGHS) Goodbye forever, Oscar. 122 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,937 So, you wanna go watch me try on scrunchies? 123 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,731 WEBSTER: That doesn't sound boring at all. 124 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:58,073 Yay! I have a pink one, and another pink one, and... 125 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:02,241 It actually worked. This must be a dream. Somebody pinch me. 126 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,488 Go home, Randy. 127 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,366 So, Oscar, how's it feel to be a free man? 128 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:12,504 I don't know. I've never experienced this emotion before. 129 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,786 I feel... I feel... Bea, give me a beat. 130 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:17,957 (SONG BEGINS) 131 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,260 (SINGING) I finally got rid of the clam 132 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,545 That was ruining my life 133 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:25,179 (SINGING) I finally found a man 134 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,603 Who knows how to treat me right 135 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:30,312 BOTH: And I never ever felt this way before 136 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:32,642 All my troubled days are through 137 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:35,269 -Now that I have -Now that I don't have 138 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,685 -You -You 139 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,522 I can bake a cheese souffle 140 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:42,106 I can moisturize my 'fro 141 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:44,324 CLAMANTHA: I can go to a matinee 142 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,873 And smooch in the back row 143 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,700 And we've never seen a dude In such solitude 144 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,246 Or a love so perfect and true 145 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,749 -Never been so serene -He's a lovin' machine 146 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:58,211 -I can finally rejoice -(ELECTRONIC) He can digitize my voice 147 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,958 -Now that I have -Now that I don't have 148 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,796 -You! -You! 149 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:06,381 -(BOTH SCATTING) -(SONG ENDS) 150 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:07,551 I'm a clam. 151 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,060 Ah, what a beautiful sunset. 152 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,021 WEBSTER: I agree with the thing you just said. 153 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,442 -Webster, can I ask you a question? -WEBSTER: Of course. 154 00:07:18,647 --> 00:07:20,267 Why are there lasers on your face? 155 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,401 WEBSTER: Because I love you? 156 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,065 That makes so much sense! 157 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:29,569 -Wow, this is way too easy. -Let's take a break, guys. 158 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,449 We've been in front of this computer screen for way too long. 159 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,655 We need video games! 160 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:37,785 -Hit "select." -I'm doing it. I'm doing it. 161 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,674 -Now hit "B." -Ow! 162 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,550 -I said hit "B." -Milo! 163 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,971 So, hey, Oscar, you think we should get back to chatting with Clamantha? 164 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:47,756 (LAUGHS) Don't worry about it. 165 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,104 Clamantha's not exactly the world's best listener. 166 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,848 I doubt she'll even notice we're gone. 167 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:55,023 My only concern is if she introduces Webster to anybody else. 168 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:58,766 (SCOFFS) It's Clamantha, bro. I mean, who's she gonna show him to? 169 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,935 CLAMANTHA: Mom, Dad, I'd like to introduce you to someone. 170 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,687 Say hello to Webster. 171 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,652 Ooh, what a cutie. Gerald, be social! 172 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:10,074 I'm just gonna come out and say it. I don't like him. 173 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,078 Oh my gosh, Dad. What the heck? 174 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,080 I might be deaf and have no sense of smell, 175 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:17,502 but one of my eyes still works, and I don't like what I think I see. 176 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:20,834 Don't mind him, Webster. He gets like this when he's hungry. 177 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,464 (GROANS AND GRUNTS) 178 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,633 So, do you like paella? 179 00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,304 I'm not hearing a no. 180 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:30,757 (LOUD MUNCHING) 181 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,677 Well, you can call me a flip-flopping pianist 182 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,523 because I have changed my tune. 183 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,385 Webster here is the single greatest young man I've ever met. 184 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,648 He doesn't talk back. He doesn't hog the gravy. 185 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,610 He's done nothing to win me over, and it's worked like a charm. 186 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:47,612 Ooh, yes, I'd say we're all quite smitten. 187 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,744 -Can we be excused, please? -Yes, go. 188 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:52,661 Go be young and wonderful. I love you like a son, Webster. 189 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,491 I love you both, yes. Oh gracious, yes! 190 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:02,875 What are the odds? Here comes the smooch train. 191 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,173 Smooch, smooch! 192 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,171 -(BEEPING) -Webster? 193 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,835 Webster? Are you okay? 194 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,179 Why won't you talk to me? 195 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,143 -(PHONE BUZZES) -Oscar the fish. 196 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:21,022 -CLAMANTHA: Webster broke up with me! -W... what? Clamantha? 197 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,484 CLAMANTHA: He gave me the silent treatment for, like, eight hours. 198 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:27,935 -He hates me! -Uh, maybe he's just sleepy or in a coma. 199 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:31,858 -Ah! I can't take the heartache anymore! -(CELL PHONE BEEPS) 200 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,570 OSCAR: We've got a problem, guys. 201 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,411 She's locked herself in her room. 202 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:40,293 We became concerned when we heard her screaming louder than usual. 203 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,289 She said she'd only talk to Oscar. 204 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,591 (GULPS) 205 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,131 C-C-Clamantha? 206 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:54,591 Oscar, oh, I hate for you to see me like this. 207 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,465 (GURGLING) 208 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,727 Aw, jeez, Clamantha, don't... 209 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,770 -(GURGLING) -Don't make that noise. 210 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,767 I...(SNIFFS) I don't know what I did wrong, Oscar. 211 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,113 One moment, he was the clam of my dreams, 212 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:12,404 and the next... Uh-oh, here come the pearls. 213 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:16,531 -(WAILS) -Aw, jeez. 214 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,623 Look, Clamantha, there's something I need to tell you. 215 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,996 (EXHALES) Webster isn't who you think he is, okay? 216 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,214 -Webster's really a... -(MILO CLEARS THROAT) 217 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:31,836 Webster is really... a great big jerk. 218 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,839 -(SNIFFS) -OSCAR: Sure, you come on a little strong, 219 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:37,846 you kiss on the first date and you have no indoor voice, 220 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:41,391 but you're a sweet girl and a surprisingly good paperweight. 221 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:46,601 But most of all, underneath that shell is a heart of pure glittery gold. 222 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:50,065 And if Webster can't see that, then by gum, he doesn't deserve you. 223 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,610 Oh, Oscar, you know just what to say. 224 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,741 (MURMURS) 225 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,906 So, what happened to Webster, anyway? 226 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,162 -I threw him into a ravine. -What? 227 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,831 -(ELECTRONIC CRACKLING) -(SNIFFS) 228 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,115 (CAT YOWLS) 229 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:09,380 He was disrespecting me. He broke my heart, so I broke his face. 230 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:13,007 Phew, boy, Clamantha. You sure have a unique way of seeing the world. 231 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,593 Oscar, it's a wonderful thing. 232 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,638 So, did you guys sort everything out? 233 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:22,560 I'm ready to get out of here, bro. Hey ho! 234 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,732 CLAMANTHA: So, are we gonna kiss now or what? 235 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,271 (OSCAR SCREAMING) 236 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,856 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 237 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,578 (MIMICS APE ROARING) 238 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,580 MILO: Do you guys wanna see something totally awesome? 239 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,247 I brought it in to show the Chief. 240 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,705 Chief's had, like, a million gazillion adventures 241 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,255 And he knows all sorts of stuff. 242 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,300 He was in the fish army, he was the king of the ferrets, 243 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,175 and the only reason he invented the Hokey Poke 244 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,640 was because his fin got caught in that lobster crash. 245 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,474 -(DINGS) -Order up! 246 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,432 Who's got the flake sandwich? 247 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,773 I've been bringing in all the cool stuff I find outside the tanks 248 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,817 just to show the Chief so he'll think I'm a cool dude too. 249 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:17,072 But, Milo, you know that's not the way you make friends with fish. 250 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,737 You do it by being nice and stuff. 251 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,815 Yeah, yeah, but check this out. Yo, yo, Chief! 252 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,532 Bleh. 253 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:27,366 You're the only fish who's been outside the tank more than me, 254 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,625 so maybe you can tell me what this baby is. 255 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:34,592 -Holy smokes! That's a people egg. -A people egg? 256 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,424 Yeah, you can even see the little baby people inside. 257 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,340 Ew, that is so disgusting! 258 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,887 Cool! 259 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,762 No, it's not cool. 260 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:47,177 They don't teach you little punks about people in your fancy schools, do they? 261 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,270 Well, actually, our school's not particularly fancy. 262 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,523 Well, let me tell ya. 263 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,824 People are monsters, and I should know. 264 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,360 When I was a young blobfish, I'd go peopleing every weekend. 265 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,150 Peopleing? (GASPS) 266 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:03,242 You mean you actually caught those huge freaky beasts 267 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,196 that live outside the fish domain? 268 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:06,826 You better believe it, punk. 269 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,913 But I haven't touched one of these peopleing poles 270 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:12,287 since I went after Big Blue back in '86. 271 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:16,918 Big Blue? Wow, he sounds big and blue. 272 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,045 You betcha. 273 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:22,681 People might start small in those little flat eggs, but they get big. 274 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:27,024 And Big Blue is the biggest, dumbest, most deadliest people of them all. 275 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:30,442 The day I caught him started like any other day. 276 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,231 First, I woke up. 277 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:35,767 Later I went to the end of the tanks, where the peopleing is best. 278 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:39,737 I cast my line, and it wasn't long before I felt a tug. 279 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,284 CHIEF: I knew right away I had a fighter. 280 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,581 What I didn't know was that I'd remember that fateful night 281 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,995 -for the rest of my life. -(LINE WHIRRING) 282 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,674 (ROARS) 283 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,086 CHIEF: That was the day of... of... 284 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,602 The day of what, dude? 285 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,681 The day of my accident. 286 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,307 -(SCREAMS) -(THUNDER CRASHING) 287 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,649 So stay away from people. You don't wanna end up like me, do ya? 288 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,529 -Oh, yeah, I do. -No, you don't. 289 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,453 -Yeah, I do. -No, you don't. 290 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:26,784 -Yeah. I do. -Just eat your mush and be quiet! 291 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,660 Man, the Chief is so brave! 292 00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:34,667 When I had my accident last Fishtober, I ran home crying. 293 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:38,209 But Chief's all like, "Look at me, world! I had an accident." 294 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:42,506 Well, yeah, but the Chief's accident wasn't a potty accident, Milo. 295 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,392 He was telling us that Big Blue took his fin, 296 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,930 and that's why he's got the hook. 297 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:53,597 Hmm, Oscar, you were right when you said that making friends is about being nice. 298 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:54,944 -I said that. -So, 299 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:56,939 we're gonna do something nice for the Chief. 300 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,771 We're going to get his fin back from Big Blue. 301 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,400 No, we're not. 302 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:06,074 Bea, lend me five bucks for the check because we are going peopleing. 303 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,026 (WHISTLING) 304 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,617 Can't we just get the Chief a new spatula or something? 305 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,615 Milo, have you ever thought that maybe 306 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,253 there's an even cooler role model out there 307 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,333 that doesn't inspire you to go on semi-deadly adventures? 308 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,249 -Like who? -I don't know. 309 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,258 (GASPS) How about a fish doctor? 310 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,552 Yeah, you're looking a little green around the gills. 311 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,722 Or a fish teacher. 312 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:32,808 What? You've never seen a grown man sucking the algae off gravel before? 313 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,270 Or a deadly lurking cave fish. 314 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,520 (ROARS) 315 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:43,612 Really, Dave? Come on, man. We're trying to have a conversation here. 316 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,986 -Oh. Sorry, Milo. -Hey, no sweat, man. 317 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,993 Nice lurking though, huh? Catch you later, dude. 318 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:55,661 Those are all cool fish, Bea, but the Chief is super-cool! 319 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,003 I mean, like, there's a diff. (CHUCKLES) 320 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:02,126 All right, here we are. End of the tanks. 321 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,126 Right where the Chief caught Big Blue. 322 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,013 (GASPS) 323 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,592 Uh, Milo? 324 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,140 (GASPING) 325 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,306 Milo, it's Big Blue! 326 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,773 (ROARS) 327 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,064 Oh my gosh! 328 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:21,897 Quick, someone get a picture of me dual wielding in front of Big Blue! 329 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,818 (ROARS) 330 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,863 Is it good? 331 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,698 Beautiful. 332 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,405 Now stand back and watch the master work it. 333 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,831 I got him. (GASPS) 334 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,501 -I, I got him. -Yay, Milo! 335 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,875 -Don't encourage him, Bea. -(BEA GASPS) 336 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,264 Quick, quick, take another picture! (SCREAMS) 337 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,380 BOTH: Milo! 338 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:50,893 Whoo! (GURGLES) 339 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,178 (LAUGHS) 340 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,303 (GURGLES) 341 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,557 (SCREAMS) 342 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,349 -(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) -(HUMS) 343 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:59,484 -Milo! -Ooh! (SHRIEKS) 344 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:05,067 -(OSCAR PANTS) -Yeah, let's trash this place! 345 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,863 (ALL LAUGH) 346 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,278 (OSCAR PANTS) 347 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,823 My corn got tipped. 348 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,616 MILO: Whoa! 349 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:20,288 -(LAUGHS) -Milo, let go of the peopleing pole! 350 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,211 First, Oscar says I should make friends by being nice, 351 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,884 and now you're both telling me to throw in the fish towel? 352 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,343 -I said that, Milo. -Throw it in! 353 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:32,344 Let go! Stop trying so hard, Milo. 354 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,388 The Chief will like you if you just be yourself. 355 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,640 Be myself? Who do you think I'm trying to be? 356 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,388 Captain Aquarium or something? 357 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,021 Whoa! Ow! 358 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,564 (SCREAMS) 359 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,990 -(GRUNTS) -OSCAR: Milo! 360 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,413 -Milo, hang on! -We'll get help! 361 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,663 I ain't going nowhere. 362 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,945 BOTH: No, Milo! 363 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,535 There's only one fish we can go to. 364 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,584 Chief! 365 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,211 Hey, you drops it, I cooks it. 366 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,257 We don't care about the people egg. Milo needs your help. 367 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,302 Well, that's a different thing entirely. 368 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:13,972 Who's Milo? 369 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,257 (SNORES) 370 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:20,516 MILO: Water! (WHEEZING) 371 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,691 (COUGHS) So... It's so dry. 372 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:25,862 Where, where am I? 373 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:29,860 (GRUNTS) I'm trapped! I'm trapped in Big Blue's pouch! 374 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,736 (WHEEZES) Gotta get out of here. 375 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,704 I gotta get out of here. 376 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,834 (GASPS) Help! Help! 377 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,870 Water, water! Need water. 378 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,173 Vision... blurry. 379 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,294 (MILO GROANING) 380 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:51,129 Why are you making all those annoying choking sounds? 381 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,670 Chief? How'd you get here? 382 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,553 I'm not here, you ninny. 383 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,548 You're just imagining me because you're running out of water 384 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,099 and your brain is going all cuckoo. 385 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,725 -I'm imagining you? -Yeah. Could the real Chief do this? 386 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,976 -(BLOWS) -(MEOWS) 387 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:10,019 -Oh my gosh! -(BOTH LAUGH) 388 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,865 But seriously, you're not gonna make it. 389 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,910 In real life, right now, you're shriveling up like a dried apple, 390 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:26,828 All because you were trying too hard to make friends with an old grump like me. 391 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:29,997 -So, I did try too hard? -I don't know. Did you? 392 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,259 -I don't know. Did I? -I don't know. Did you? 393 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,801 Well, I don't know. 394 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:38,054 I was just trying to do something nice, you know, trying to be myself. 395 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,427 Well, you did your best, or whatever. 396 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:45,143 Hey, how about a man hug before you totally shrivel up and blow away? 397 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,517 -Really? -Don't leave me hanging, bro. 398 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,398 -(BUD SNORING) -(MILO WHEEZES) 399 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,494 (GROANS) 400 00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,607 W... Water. 401 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,832 Water. How is this happening? 402 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:08,424 Chief saved me. I'm, I'm saved. 403 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,634 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 404 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,710 Thanks for helping us get Milo back, Chief. 405 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:19,550 Yeah, we know how hard it must be for you to face Big Blue again. 406 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,639 Yeah, well, for every life I've gotta save, 407 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,141 there's a fish flake sandwich not getting sold. 408 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,354 All right, stand back and watch how an old pro does it. 409 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,154 This I gotta see. 410 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,522 -Milo, you're alive! -You're here, bro. 411 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,231 Yeah, why wouldn't I be? 412 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,451 Once the imaginary Chief saved me from Big Blue's pouch, 413 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,281 it was pretty easy getting back. 414 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,778 You crawled all the way from Big Blue's pouch 415 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,948 back to the fish tanks without a water suit? 416 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,037 No, bro. I got picked up by some parakeet bank robbers. 417 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,044 Yeah, they dropped me off here after the bird cops stopped chasing them. 418 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,418 Wow, it would've been cool to see that. 419 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,634 Yeah, well, anyways. 420 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,966 Look, thanks for helping me find water when you were imaginary, Chief. 421 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,135 You really saved my tail. 422 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,640 I'm just, I'm sorry I couldn't get your fin back. 423 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,023 What the heck are you talking about, punk? 424 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,555 -I was born with this hook. -Really? 425 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:12,186 But, but you said that the day you caught Big Blue 426 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,401 was the day of your accident. 427 00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,283 Yeah, my potty accident. 428 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,856 Big Blue scared me so bad I ruined my apron. 429 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,530 Chief, my man! I cried when I had my accident. 430 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:25,327 You are so awesome! 431 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:29,463 See, Milo? You went on that whole dangerous adventure for no reason. 432 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,872 I told you, you should just be yourself. 433 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:35,419 Actually, to be fair, Oscar said that. 434 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,046 -(BEA GROWLS) -But that's just it! 435 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:41,092 I realized that going on dangerous adventures for no reason 436 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,717 is who I really am. 437 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,262 -That's our Milo. -That's our Milo. 438 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:46,636 What? I got, I got no idea what just happened, 439 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,602 but I'm glad you punks think I'm awesome. 440 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:52,266 What say we go back to the Hokey Poke and celebrate with some shakes? 441 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,560 -Whoo-whoo! -All right! 442 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,902 (ALL SLURP) 443 00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:01,605 Yo, yo, Chief! Thanks for hooking us up with these free shakes. 444 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,366 Ah, pfft! I never said those were free! 445 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,453 (ALL LAUGH) 446 00:22:06,575 --> 00:22:08,945 Hey, seriously, I ain't running no charity here. 447 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,999 (ALL LAUGH) 448 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,249 (SHRIEKS) 449 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,260 SNAKE: I don't mind a life in captivity, but every once in a while 450 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,551 I begin to reminisce about the old days. 451 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,388 Oh, mine was a life of adventure, Mouse. 452 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,313 Leaping from tall buildings, stopping crime, 453 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,104 snow skiing, making a difference. 454 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,017 Oh, the good old days. How about you, Mouse? 455 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:37,855 Oh, well, I, um... ate a whole jar of mayonnaise once. 456 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,608 Oh my gosh, that's amazing! 457 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,414 Oh, the fat content alone! (SQUEALS) 458 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:47,784 MOUSE: You're weird.