1 00:00:00,584 --> 00:00:03,094 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:04,963 -(SONG BEGINS) -One, two, three, four 3 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:06,547 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:07,972 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:09,837 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,387 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,470 --> 00:00:12,970 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:14,715 Flap your fins, flip your tail 9 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,266 School's out, ring the bell 10 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,017 La, la, la, la 11 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,807 Ooh 12 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:21,358 La, la, la, la 13 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:22,725 Ooh 14 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,438 La, la, la, la 15 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,355 Ooh 16 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:27,987 La, la, la, la 17 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,530 Ooh 18 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,283 One, two, three, four 19 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:32,870 Who's that knocking at my door? 20 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,448 Five, six, seven, eight 21 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:35,985 Hurry up and don't be late 22 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:37,581 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 23 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:39,575 Got a secret I can't tell 24 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:41,208 Flap your fins, flip your tail 25 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,086 School's out, ring the bell! 26 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,340 (SONG ENDS) 27 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,506 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,144 -(CRASHING) -(MAN SCREAMING) 29 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,440 Bea: This is so... (SING-SONG) exciting! 30 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:06,364 -You do the honors, Koi. -Rah! 31 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,190 (ALL CHEER) 32 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:10,197 BEA: (SING-SONG) The student council dance is tonight! 33 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:12,159 Yay! 34 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:17,414 -Hello, Bea. -Oh, uh, hello, student council. 35 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,794 The student council acknowledges your greeting. 36 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:21,541 So, Bea, as you know 37 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,995 the council has the difficult task of choosing a dance queen tonight. 38 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,955 Yes, the queen has to be mature. 39 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,666 And sophisticated. 40 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,968 And totally not embarrassing. 41 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:35,100 And the student council thinks that you, Bea, 42 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:37,638 might be a perfect fit. 43 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,267 We have to go to class now. 44 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,265 (ALL SQUEAL) 45 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:45,524 Oh my gosh! They said I might be queen of the dance. 46 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,476 And I've so always wanted to be queen of something. 47 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:51,074 As long as nothing embarrassing happens, 48 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,823 tonight's dance is going to be the greatest dance... 49 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:56,065 WOMAN'S VOICE: In my little pumpkin bottom's entire life! 50 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,158 (GASPS) 51 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:01,121 -(SING-SONG) Surprise, Bea! -It's us, your parents! 52 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:05,918 Your father and I just signed up to be chaperones for the dance tonight. 53 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:07,588 -What? -Yeah! 54 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:11,801 Bet you can't wait to see your old dad cut up a rug at the sock hop. 55 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:13,297 (LAUGHS) Oh, sweetie, 56 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,927 I just know we're going to have oodles of fun tonight. 57 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,849 All right, cupcake. We'll see you at home. 58 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:23,771 Then, later tonight, we'll waltz on over to the dance! 59 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,017 (CHUCKLES) 60 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:28,154 -Wow. -This is an absolute nightmare! 61 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:31,941 The council specifically said the queen could not be totally embarrassing. 62 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:35,237 Well, what is more embarrassing than my parents? 63 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:38,447 Girrrl, we are so sorry. 64 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:42,408 Hey, Bea, check it out. Milo has an amazing new talent. 65 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,871 (INHALES, GROANS) 66 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,995 -Huh? -Gross. 67 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:51,919 You guys, I just found out I would be the perfect queen of the dance. 68 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,510 But the student council aren't going to vote for me 69 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:57,593 because my parents are going to chaperone and humiliate me all night. 70 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:02,216 Hmm, now how do we keep Bea's parents away from a dance? 71 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:03,849 -Rope? -Too much chafing. 72 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,977 -Wolves? -Nah, too much biting. 73 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:09,064 What we need is a simple plan, something easy. 74 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:10,729 (GASPS) Hey! 75 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:14,069 Why don't we just make a fake dance for your parents to chaperone? 76 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,864 How is a fake dance easy? 77 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:18,491 We need a lot of fish and a dance hall and... 78 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:21,793 Oscar, bro, bro's got connections. 79 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:25,408 I happen to have this amazing place that I always hang at 80 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:29,627 with these even amazinger fish that are totally down for anything, 81 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:33,130 Including, and especially, fake school dances. 82 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,512 A fake school dance? 83 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,052 Yeah, okay! 84 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,974 (LAUGHS) And, Oscar, you can do the decorations. 85 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,296 I will make that place magical. 86 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,516 Great, but what should we do for entertainment? 87 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,021 -I could help. -(SCREAMS) 88 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:48,981 My music group and I have been looking to play some gigs. 89 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,226 Great, we have a band. 90 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,475 -Yeah! -Yay, Queen Bea! 91 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:56,609 Guys, with a little hard work, I think this fake school dance could be 92 00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,867 one of the worst plans I have ever gone along with in my entire life. 93 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,698 (COUGHING) 94 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,832 L17. 95 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,035 (FARTS) 96 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,422 -Where's my teeth? -I don't know. 97 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,384 Bea, Bea! 98 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:21,716 The guy just called L17. I have L17! 99 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:24,683 Now I just need four more and I get bingo! 100 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,228 Milo, when speaking about this "amazing place" you hang out at, 101 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,901 you forgot to mention that "A", it was bingo night, 102 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:33,192 and "B", it was a retirement home. 103 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:37,150 Bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo. 104 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:41,109 And, Oscar, I thought you said your decorations were going to be magical. 105 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:45,204 OSCAR: But they are magical, Bea. I call it "Magical Fred of the Mountains." 106 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,748 -He fights dragons. -Okay. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 107 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:52,213 -I'm officially starting to panic. -Bea, this dance is unbelievable. 108 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:56,212 -Look, I can explain. -Unbelievably wonderful! 109 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:57,835 -Really? -Oh, yes. 110 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:02,513 Your classmates are very nice, and very mature for their age. 111 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,684 How's it going there, slugger? 112 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,136 Wow. Well, I'm glad you're buying... 113 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:09,425 -I mean, liking it. -(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 114 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,688 Uh, hello, fellow classmates. 115 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:16,114 I'd like to introduce the musical entertainment for this evening: 116 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:20,069 Uh... Clamanthar and the Shiny Objects. 117 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,160 Oh, no. 118 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,866 (PUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 119 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,196 School dance! 120 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,043 Fun! 121 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,544 School dances are fun! 122 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,593 (CHEERING) 123 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:45,100 Uh, Mom, Dad, will you excuse me? I need to use the little girls' room. 124 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,638 Okay, dear. 125 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,144 All right, off to win my crown. Call me if there are any problems. 126 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,654 (PANTING) 127 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,072 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 128 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:03,321 -Hey look, it's Bea! -(SINGING) La! 129 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,908 -Girlfriend, where have you been? -Long story. 130 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,832 So have the student council been around? 131 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,619 MALE VOICE: The student council is behind you. 132 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,368 BEA: Oh, uh... 133 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,078 So, Bea, are you enjoying the dance? 134 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,957 The dance created by us, the student council? 135 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:21,378 Why, yes. I would say that this dance is quite regal. 136 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,926 The student council is pleased by that answer. 137 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:27,970 Yes, that answer was quite queen-like. 138 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:31,925 -Let's go this way. -ALL: Ooh! 139 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,482 Did you hear that? He said "queen," Bea. 140 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:35,851 Well, he didn't say "queen bee." 141 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:40,029 -He did say "queen," but... -Girl, you are so in. 142 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,490 -(CELL PHONE RINGING) -Hello? 143 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:43,861 Bea, we have a problem. 144 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:47,407 Clamantha's about to do an acoustic set and your dad wants to dance with you. 145 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,910 I mean, I would volunteer to do it, 146 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:51,584 but I really don't wanna slow dance with your father. 147 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,333 Oh, all right. I'm on my way. 148 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:59,838 This next song is dedicated to the secret love of my life. 149 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,421 (GUITAR PLAYING) 150 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:04,882 (SONG BEGINS) 151 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,506 (SINGING) Oscar, Oscar, his name is Oscar 152 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,181 He looks like broccoli 153 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,637 -(WHIMPERS) -CLAMANTHA: (SINGING) Oh, Oscar, Oscar 154 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,596 That rhymes with bo-boscar 155 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,444 -Someday he'll marry me -(BEA GIGGLING) 156 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,443 (SONG ENDS) 157 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,780 Jeez, Dad, when it comes to dancing, you always did have two left fins. 158 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,070 What are you talking about? 159 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:25,494 These moves helped me win over your mother. 160 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,565 (GIGGLES) Norman! 161 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:30,367 -(CELL PHONE RINGS) -Hey! 162 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,825 Girl, student council just requested your presence 163 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,371 beside the punch bowl, A-sap. 164 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:38,496 Oh, all right. Um, Dad, will you excuse me for just one sec? 165 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:43,205 -Oscar? -(GROANS) 166 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,673 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 167 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:47,716 So then the first queen tells the second queen, 168 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:51,426 "Hey, this isn't my crown, this is a lampshade." 169 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,312 (JABBERING) 170 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,345 The student council found that joke to be hilarious. 171 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,858 -Yes. -Oh, uh, thanks. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 172 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,192 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 173 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,566 Hey, Beabers, your mom wants to sing a duet with you. 174 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,275 -Right now? -Uh-huh. 175 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:11,616 -Um, I'll be back in one sec. -'Kay. 176 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:15,746 (BOTH SINGING) You! 177 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:16,912 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 178 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,748 -Shellsea: Girrrl. -(SIGHS) 179 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,957 -All right. -Two, three, four. 180 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:22,930 -(SONG BEGINS) -CLAMANTHA: (SINGING) I wanna be queen 181 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,634 I just wanna be queen I can do this 182 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,474 -(CELL PHONE RINGS) -CLAMANTHA: (SINGING) Queen Bea 183 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,260 Queen Bea's gotta be queen I wanna be queen 184 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,342 -I wanna be queen -(CHEERING) 185 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,388 -CLAMANTHA: (SINGING) I can be queen -(CELL PHONE RINGING) 186 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,971 CLAMANTHA: (SINGING) If I just try real hard 187 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,058 -Queen Bea, Queen Bea, Queen Bea! -(CELL PHONE RINGING) 188 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,022 (SONG ENDS) 189 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:42,806 (HEAVY BREATHING) I am completely, utterly exhausted. 190 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,943 And I'm pretty sure I swam 200 miles tonight. 191 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,151 But I feel great. 192 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:51,198 Oscar, the fake dance worked. Look! My parents are happy. 193 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,621 And now all I have to do is be there by the time 194 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,001 the student council announces the king and queen of the dance. 195 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,328 -(CELL PHONE RINGS) -Hey. 196 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:01,165 Bea, the council are announcing the king and queen of the dance. 197 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,172 Uh, is this thing on? 198 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:06,844 Oh my gosh! Okay. Off to get my crown! How do I look? 199 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,215 OSCAR: Uh... 200 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:10,594 Perfect! 201 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:14,931 (GASPS) Closed for cleaning? 202 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:20,138 (GROANS) You've got to be kidding me! All right, all right. 203 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,228 Well, I guess I'll just have to take Pleasant Way Road to get there. 204 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,066 -(ROARING) -(MONKEYS SHRIEKING) 205 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,895 Hold on, everyone. I'm coming! 206 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:31,397 (YELPS) Gotta be queen. 207 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,869 (PANTS) So honored. 208 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,785 The student council would again like to congratulate 209 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:40,211 Student council dance king Bo Gregory. 210 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:44,251 And now the student council queen of the dance is... 211 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,254 Bea Goldfishberg. 212 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,961 Wait, where's Bea? 213 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,632 Hey! 214 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,506 Sorry! Running a little late. (GIGGLES) 215 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,137 Wow, this is totally unexpected. 216 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:03,690 Gosh, I have so many fish I need to thank. 217 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,942 -Uh, Bea, what happened? -What do you mean? 218 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:10,025 -Uh, girl? -Wow. 219 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:13,403 Uh, the student council might have to consider a re-vote. 220 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,948 -Yeah. -Wait! I... I can explain! 221 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,374 -Mrs. Goldfishberg: Bea! -Sorry, Bea. 222 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:21,745 They figured out it was a retirement center as soon as the clock struck seven. 223 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,422 -(SNORING) -(COUGHING) 224 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,291 No, I'm the one that should apologize. 225 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,800 But just so you know, the fun I had with you guys at the fake dance 226 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,262 was not fake fun. 227 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:35,642 Oh, we didn't have fake fun with you either, dear. 228 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:40,268 Yeah, tonight was a blast! Plus, I got a bingo! 229 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,723 (BOILING KETTLE WHISTLING) 230 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:46,350 Win or lose, you'll always be our little Queen Bea. 231 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,858 Aw, you guys are the best! 232 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:53,702 In a two-to-one majority vote, the student council finds this moment touching. 233 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,950 -Here's your crown, Bea. -Thanks! 234 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:59,117 And for my first act as dance queen 235 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:03,290 I shall step down and officially crown my awesome, understanding parents instead. 236 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:06,924 Did you hear that, honey? We're queen of the dance. 237 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,378 Looks like this celebration could use some groovy tunes. 238 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:13,665 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 239 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,678 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 240 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,818 BALDWIN: ...And that's why, class, they always say, 241 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,026 "No shirt, no shoes, no service." 242 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,819 -BALDWIN: Any questions? -(GROANS) 243 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,414 Well, I'm bored. 244 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,124 -BALDWIN: 1986... -Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm. 245 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,583 -Eye! -Knock it off, Milo! 246 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,962 I'm trying to pay attention. 247 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,917 BALDWIN: Blah, blah, blah, blah. 248 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,801 Hey, back off my snacks. 249 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:56,008 Ooh, Captain Aquarium! What's this? 250 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,127 Give me that back, Milo. You're gonna get us caught. 251 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:02,353 It says here that he's the most powerful superhero in the sea. 252 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,180 -Oscar, is this true? -Yes! Now give it back, Milo. 253 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,521 B... but it says that he can't resist a phone call from crime 254 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:08,694 (PHONE RINGING) 255 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,403 And that he hides, disguised in his day job 256 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:14,442 as mild-mannered, Lame Borington. 257 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,784 But wait, if he's so powerful, then why hide under such a dull disguise? 258 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:22,737 Because he has to, Milo. It's his hero way of blending in. 259 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,327 -Oh. -Yeah, if he were here right now, 260 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,161 we wouldn't even know it, ready to strike out of the darkness. 261 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,461 BALDWIN: Ha! 262 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,706 What, are you two passing love notes? Gimme. 263 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,554 Captain Aquarium? Stop reading that nonsense. 264 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,422 -It'll fill your head with ideas. -My bag! 265 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:43,299 I'll just be putting this in the drawer of stuff-that-is-mine now. 266 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,557 -(CELL PHONE RINGS) -Yes? 267 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,691 What? Trouble? I'm on it! 268 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,847 Sorry, class, but this lesson's gonna have to wait. 269 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:55,320 I have, uh, car trouble. 270 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,609 -(GRUNTS) -(CRASHING) 271 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,985 -BALDWIN: Ow. -(ANIMAL SCREECHING) 272 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,775 Don't you see what's going on here, Oscar? 273 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,854 Yeah, my cookies were just stolen. 274 00:13:03,997 --> 00:13:05,367 Forget your cookies, bro. 275 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:08,543 Baldwin doesn't want us reading Captain Aquarium comics 276 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,081 because Baldwin is Captain Aquarium! 277 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,753 Milo, have you been inhaling bathroom water again? 278 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,548 No, no, no, no. Check it out, Brosef. 279 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,917 He's always answering secret phone calls. 280 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,009 Everyone gets phone calls, Milo. 281 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:26,062 He fits lame Borington's personal appearance to a "T." 282 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,347 A lot of middle-aged men look like that. 283 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,268 And he's always using the same lame excuse 284 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,596 to get out of his daily routine to go fight crime. 285 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,073 CAPTAIN AQUARIUM: Ha, ha, ha! I've got car trouble! 286 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,356 Come on, everyone has car... 287 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,236 Wait, Milo, I think you're on to something. 288 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,034 Lame Borington does always have car trouble, 289 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,157 just like Mr. Baldwin. 290 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,411 I can't believe Baldwin is Captain Aquarium! 291 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,707 If our teacher's a superhero, 292 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,080 he probably does all sorts of cool stuff outside of school. 293 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,789 I knew there had to be more to good old Baldwin than boringness. 294 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:02,046 This is an awesome discovery. We gotta get Bea in on this. 295 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,684 (LAUGHS) 296 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,559 So, Bea, how's your journalism final coming along? 297 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,194 It's great. I'm almost finished reading the paper. 298 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,940 What? Journalism isn't just about reading the... 299 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,901 (GASPS) Air! 300 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,151 -(SCREAMS) -Dr. Frog? 301 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,192 -(INHALES) -(CROAKS) 302 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,567 I'm okay, I'm okay. Whoo! 303 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:25,492 Anyways, where were we? 304 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:29,577 Oh, yeah. Bea, journalism isn't just about reading the news. 305 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,962 It's also about writing the news. Are you with me? 306 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,791 You never said anything about writing. 307 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,207 What? Well, anyway, you have to do a report 308 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,995 on the most totally tubular story in the world. 309 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,549 And it's due Monday. No pressure. What? 310 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:43,883 -What? -What? 311 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,140 Monday? But, Dr. Frog, it's Friday. 312 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,263 Well, you should've thought of that yesterday. Oops! 313 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:53,561 A story in two days? How will I ever pull that off? 314 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,404 Well, Bea, no one ever said this was an easy class. 315 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,982 That's why no one takes it. 316 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,733 (SCREAMS) 317 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,611 Oh, good grief. What am I gonna do? 318 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:04,744 -Oscar: Bea! -Milo: Bea! 319 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,112 We've just discovered the most 320 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:10,199 totally tubular, amazing story ever told in the history of school. 321 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:14,710 -Wait, you guys have a story? -Yes! Baldwin is a superhero. 322 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:19,671 Oh, I don't know, guys. Baldwin? He's just so old. And lame. 323 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,796 Yes, I know. That's his disguise. 324 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,546 Oscar, is this a real story or is this a Milo story? 325 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:30,297 Real! I saw it too, Bea, with my real eyes. 326 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,643 Wait. This is good. No, it's perfect! 327 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,234 This could be my story I need to pass journalism class. 328 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,900 (SING-SONG) Problem solved, diddly doo. 329 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,191 Okay, guys, a good journalist 330 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,693 needs absolute proof before going to the presses. 331 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,857 Great, so all we have to do is follow Mr. Baldwin 332 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,987 and wait until he turns into Captain Aquarium. 333 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,784 In the comic, Captain Aquarium saves the city from giant monsters. 334 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,460 CAPTAIN AQUARIUM: Gadzooks! Giant monsters are destroying the city! 335 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:59,416 -(SCREAMING) -(EEL ROARS) 336 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,210 Run! Help! 337 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,086 -(SIRENS BLARING) -(POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 338 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,880 (EEL ROARS) 339 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:11,179 Gadzooks! The price of eyeglass repair is destroying the city. 340 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:15,309 Well, Captain Aquarium also captures dangerous bank robbers. 341 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,685 CAPTAIN AQUARIUM: Arrest these bank robbers in the name of the law! 342 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:22,315 -(ALARM RINGING) -(SIREN BLARING) 343 00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:28,857 (SCREAMS) 344 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:35,656 Ooh, ooh! Captain Aquarium changes his super-suit in a phone booth. 345 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,500 CAPTAIN AQUARIUM: Yeah! A phone booth! 346 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,593 Ah, I love to nap in phone booths. 347 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,798 Okay, guys. I think I've seen enough. 348 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,927 This story is hopeless. 349 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,179 We're never gonna get proof. What was I thinking? 350 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:56,313 Bite your tongue, Bea. Baldwin is a superhero. You'll see. 351 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,352 -Bea's making a good point. -MILO: You bite your tongue! 352 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,980 Think about it, all right? Superheroes only show up to stop one thing. 353 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,570 -Bad hair days? -No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 354 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,824 -Supervillains! -Oh! 355 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,570 I think I'm cooking up a plan here, bro. 356 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,699 Hey, do you still have that wizard's costume from last week's role play? 357 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,825 Do you even need to ask? (SNORTS AND LAUGHS) 358 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,665 Oh, yeah, let's do this thing! 359 00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,748 (LULLABY PLAYING) 360 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,300 -(BANGING ON DOOR) -(SCREAMS) 361 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,380 (PANTS) Not again. 362 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,047 (CLEARS THROAT) 363 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,889 -Bea? -Please, Mr. Baldwin, 364 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:37,140 you have to come quick! Milo is in grave danger. 365 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:40,015 (SQUEALS) Call the cops! Here, I have a panic button. 366 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,564 No time for that. Come on. I've packed a water suit in your car. 367 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,646 Water suit? 368 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,975 (TIRES SQUEALING) 369 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,486 You're actually doing it, Mr. Baldwin. You're saving Milo. 370 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,446 (CAMERA CLICKING) 371 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:57,081 Bea, stop flashing that camera in my face. I, I can't see the road. 372 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,411 There, up ahead! 373 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,826 (WHIMPERS) 374 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,125 Oh, gasp! This looks like a dire situation. 375 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,420 My life looks like a dire situation. 376 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:13,258 Uh, I, dark wizard Wizzleworm, um... 377 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,338 (COUGHS) 378 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:19,603 ...command you to step out of your car and reveal yourself. 379 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:23,444 Help me! Somebody help me! This dude means business. 380 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,017 Ho-kay. 381 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,649 Uh... 382 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,735 And is there a reason why I'm here, Oscar? 383 00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,993 Yes. Uh, one sec. 384 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:40,238 Evil! Tell him that you're an evil supervillain. 385 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:43,409 -That'll make him change. -Oh, yeah. I'm evil. 386 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,579 He's so evil! 387 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,250 (LAUGHS MENACINGLY) 388 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:52,760 (SNORTS) And no one can stop my evil, so do not even try. 389 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,465 -Uh-huh. -You have to try! 390 00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:00,724 -He's not trying. -No, man. We gotta step it up. 391 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,770 Um... Hey, hey, if, if you don't try, 392 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:07,104 then Dr. Wizzle Bizzle Kizzle is gonna throw me in the sharks. 393 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,358 Yeah, uh, don't think I won't do it. 394 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,029 Are you sure you want me to do it? 395 00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:17,913 It's the only way to get him to reveal Captain Aquarium. 396 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,412 -But... -Don't worry! Baldwin will save me. 397 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,004 Okay. Good luck, bro. 398 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,170 I'm pushing him. I'm pushing him into the shark tank below. 399 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,415 I'm evil. 400 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:32,762 Milo, Oscar, get in the car. I'm taking you kids home. 401 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,425 Now grab an end and help me lift. (GRUNTS) 402 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,139 Bea, take your picture! 403 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:41,469 Baldwin is so heroic. Look, he's saving me! 404 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,103 (GROANS) 405 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,018 (MILO AND OSCAR SCREAM) 406 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,808 Oh, dear gosh. 407 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,725 We're saved! 408 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:55,818 You're not saved! My arms are gonna give out any second. 409 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:59,283 Maybe you should use your super-strength? Huh? Huh? 410 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,575 What are you talking about? I don't have super-strength. 411 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,241 But it says you do in the comic. 412 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,209 -What comic? -The comic, the comic! 413 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,002 -Captain Aquarium? -Yeah, we know you're him. 414 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,956 What? I'm not Captain Aquarium. 415 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,883 -Whoa! Whoa! -(SCREAMS) No! 416 00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,088 (ALL SCREAMING) 417 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,393 I guess it's true. You're really not him. 418 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,806 You didn't turn into a superhero to save us. (GROANS) 419 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,442 Hey, at least we lived. 420 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:32,112 Heh, yeah, yeah, until we get eaten by sharks! 421 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,396 Mm, you're just in time for dinner. 422 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,650 Mm-hmm. 423 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,243 (ALL SCREAM) 424 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,492 Well, this is much more pleasant than expected. 425 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:47,292 -Apple? -Why, yes, please. 426 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,499 So, let me get this straight. 427 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:53,923 You guys went to all this trouble because you thought I was a superhero? 428 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,594 BOTH: Blushies! 429 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,216 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 430 00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:01,719 Uh, we're sorry. Are you mad? 431 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,636 Well, I should be mad. 432 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:07,644 But frankly, I'm kind of flattered you think I was that cool. 433 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:13,562 Truth be told, I haven't been outside of my house on a Friday night since 1986. 434 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,021 Blushies. 435 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,744 (ALL LAUGH) 436 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,525 Stop laughing! 437 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,910 I mean, if I don't have a totally tubular story 438 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:25,912 with proof to back it up, I'm gonna fail journalism. 439 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:31,078 Proof, huh? I can help with that. Guys, get some duct tape and a cape. 440 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,212 We've got a report to save. 441 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:39,803 Ah-hah! So, Bea, how did we do over the weekend? 442 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:45,385 See for yourself. All done. All totally tubular and all true. 443 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,811 What? 444 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,274 (CROAKS) 445 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,691 Whoa! 446 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,193 No way! 447 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:59,742 What? Baldwin is Captain Aquarium and you've got pictures to prove it? 448 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,277 A ! 449 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,244 Blushies. 450 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:06,411 Well, that was fun. (GASPS) Air! 451 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,536 (SCREAMS) 452 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:20,337 SNAKE: (SIGHS) I love school dances... 453 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,384 The music, the dresses. 454 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:26,008 -(GASPS) Come on, dance with me. -Dancing is for spiders. 455 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:27,756 Oh, one dance. 456 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,597 -No way! -Too late. 457 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,894 (SNAKE SINGS) 458 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,886 -(SCREAMS) Stop! -Yeah! Wicked. 459 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,898 (GLASS SQUEAKING) 460 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:41,108 This is why I don't go to school dances. Oh, come on! 461 00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:46,569 Aw, snap.