1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:03,094 (BUBBLING) 2 00:00:03,170 --> 00:00:04,800 One, two, three, four 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,630 Who's that knocking at my door? 4 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:08,215 Five, six, seven, eight 5 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,840 Hurry up and don't be late 6 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,597 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 7 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,098 Got a secret I can't tell 8 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:14,720 Flap your fins Flip your tail 9 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,556 School's out Ring the bell 10 00:00:16,642 --> 00:00:18,062 La la la la 11 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,853 Ooh 12 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,437 La la la la 13 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,438 La la la la 14 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,356 Ooh 15 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,903 La la la la 16 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,370 One, two, three, four 17 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:32,815 Who's that knocking at my door? 18 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,618 Five, six, seven, eight 19 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,041 Hurry up and don't be late 20 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,583 Nine, ten, eleven, twelve 21 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,618 Got a secret I can't tell 22 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,246 Flap your fins, flip your tail 23 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,133 School's out, ring the bell! 24 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,046 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 25 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:04,444 -(CRASHES) -(MONKEY SCREECHES) 26 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,065 Okay, stylish workout mat, 27 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,821 stylish sweatband, stylish... (SINGSONG VOICE) Bea. 28 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,824 And we're off. Doot-do-do. 29 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,526 (YELLS) Bea! 30 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,826 (GRUNTS) Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea, Bea! 31 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:22,331 So, Bea, since Oscar's off studying, reading a book or something, 32 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,996 guess who you get to spend the whole afternoon with... 33 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,745 (MIMICS ANGELIC CHORUS) 34 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:30,718 That's great, Milo, but I'm sort of on my way to go work out. 35 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,179 I love working out! 36 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:34,391 -Let's go work out! -Uh, okay. 37 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,846 Now, Milo, this is an advanced class. 38 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,811 Some of this might be a little tough since you're just starting, so try to... 39 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:44,483 Oh, (SINGSONG VOICE) Bea. 40 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:48,401 See, it's scientifically proven that guys are strong, 41 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:52,565 so I will easily be able to do whatever you little girls do. 42 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:53,864 Okay, class, 43 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:57,909 let's start by lifting half of your tail up like so. 44 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,410 Oh, wonderful. 45 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:01,535 Ha! 46 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:05,832 Now raise one fin into the air! 47 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:09,377 (LAUGHS) Yeah! I think I got it. 48 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:14,128 Now flip over and (SINGSONG VOICE) hold! Yeah! 49 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,931 -(CRACKLES) -Huh? 50 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:21,984 (GRUNTS) 51 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,979 Since we still have a free fin, 52 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:26,731 we might as well do some curlies. 53 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,153 (GRUNTS) 54 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,199 (GRUNTS) 55 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:38,119 Let's add some pinkie push-ups to spice up this routine. 56 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,410 And a-one, a-two and a-three! 57 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:44,078 (GIRLS GIGGLING) 58 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,674 (GRUNTS) 59 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,132 (BABY CRYING) 60 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,001 Wow. 61 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:55,474 Coach Salmons! 62 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,297 Why can't I do any of the stuff the girls are doing? 63 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:01,718 Oh, Milo, Milo sweetheart. 64 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:05,188 It just means the girls are much, much stronger than you. 65 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,694 (GIRLS LAUGH) 66 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:10,111 I think it's cute how little Milo is. 67 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,823 Quick! How do I get as big and as strong as the girls? 68 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,321 You just need to do your exercises, 69 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,994 and work really, really hard. 70 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,408 Work hard?! (SCREAMS) 71 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,583 (GROANS) 72 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,124 (MOANS) 73 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,674 Uh, Milo? Can you move your hand? 74 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,288 It's kind of in my lunch. 75 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:32,665 What's the point, Oscar? Everyone thinks I'm little and weak, and... 76 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,546 there's nothing I can do about it! 77 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,301 Coach Salmons said you just needed to work hard and exercise. 78 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,136 You don't understand, okay? 79 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,599 I want to be big and strong 80 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,850 but I don't want to do all that hard-working stuff. 81 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:47,192 Milo, what you need is the proper inspiration, 82 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:50,309 and that is why it is my duty as an artist 83 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,937 to create the single most inspirational song 84 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,324 this world has ever seen. 85 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,531 Come, Oscar. 86 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,610 Ah! We're holding hands. 87 00:03:58,196 --> 00:03:59,866 (MOANS) 88 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:03,828 Psst! I could not help but overhear your problem. 89 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,830 I think I might be able to help you. 90 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,252 Please sit. 91 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,802 (SLURPS) 92 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:23,426 -So, Jumbo Shrimp, what did you... -Now we travel. 93 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,226 -(WIND BLOWING) -Dude, where we going? 94 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,773 You know me as a man of science, right? 95 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:36,357 Actually, Jumbo, I just thought you were a weirdo. 96 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,613 Then you know I don't exaggerate. 97 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,985 So, believe me when I say that what I'm about to show you 98 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,945 will blow your mind. 99 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,834 Oh, my gosh! Show me! Show me now! 100 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:49,831 Milo, us fish grow to fit the size of our environments, 101 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,495 so, what happens to a fish 102 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:54,343 when it goes into a really, really big tank? 103 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,708 It grows big! 104 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,217 -Science? -Science. 105 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:00,592 Behold! 106 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,755 It is the big tank! 107 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:03,974 Wow. 108 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,434 It's all biggie. 109 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:08,182 See? 110 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,520 My name wasn't always Jumbo Shrimp. 111 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:13,062 I used to be called Shrimp Shrimp. 112 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,766 And one day I was inside the big tank, 113 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,609 I sat on the chair 114 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:20,492 and stuff started to happen. (CHUCKLES) 115 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,700 When I came out a little bit later, 116 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,623 I was big and strong. 117 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,279 Yay! 118 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,793 And I never worked out once. 119 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,788 But I must warn you, Milo: 120 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,963 only stay in there 5.03 minutes 121 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,133 or there will be big consequences. 122 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:42,429 Bye! 123 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,143 (BELL DINGS) 124 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,610 Huh. I don't feel any stronger. 125 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,606 I wonder if it worked. 126 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,613 (GRUNTS) 127 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,028 Huh. 128 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:08,243 (GRUNTS, YELLS) 129 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:11,196 (GRUNTS) 130 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,921 (LAUGHS) 131 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:17,039 I'm biggie! 132 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:20,172 Now, Oscar, the most inspirational song in the world 133 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,965 really needs to start out powerful. 134 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,338 -(NOTE PLAYS) -(SINGSONG VOICE) Love it. 135 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:25,759 -MILO: Hey, guys. -(BOTH GASP) 136 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,224 OSCAR: What happened, bro? 137 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:32,427 You look like a gigantic muscley thumb. 138 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:35,151 Oh, why thank you, Oscar! 139 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:39,522 Yup, I've been working out really hard for the past couple of hours. 140 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,528 (GASPS) Milo. 141 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,320 The mere thought of me writing an inspirational song 142 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,414 has inspired you to exercise? 143 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,331 I think... I think I'm going to... 144 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,658 Cry! 145 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,624 -(GRUNTING) -Never, never before have I seen 146 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,535 a short little seed 147 00:06:55,624 --> 00:07:00,134 blossom so quickly into a big, strong petunia! 148 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:04,585 Yup, thanks to a lot of hard work. 149 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,804 Wow, Milo, I'm impressed. 150 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,005 You were little and weak and now you're not. 151 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,095 -You go, Milo. -(ALL CHEER) 152 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,232 -BEA: Yeah, you go! -Hey. 153 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,271 The girls don't think I'm weak anymore, 154 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:19,313 and I bet they'd think I'm even more not weak 155 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,897 if I got a little bit stronger. 156 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,991 (BELL DINGS) 157 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:26,319 (GRUNTING) 158 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,083 (GRUNTS) 159 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,738 -(YELLS) -(ALL CHEER) 160 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:35,827 Hey, everyone, Milo said he was going to lift the statue 161 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,254 and then he did. 162 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:38,922 -He's so strong. -(ALL CHEER) 163 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,916 Hey! 164 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,252 If these kids think I'm strong now, 165 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,548 I'll bet they'd think I was even more strong 166 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,132 if I got really strong. 167 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,757 (BELL DINGS) 168 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,353 (GRUNTS) 169 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,348 Ah! (LAUGHS) 170 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,350 (GRUNTING) 171 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,190 I'm not even gonna turn around. 172 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:00,524 (SIPS) 173 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:04,317 Hey, y'all, Milo done made a shortcut to Mr. Baldwin's classroom. 174 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,361 He's strong as a baby duck now. 175 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,914 (ALL CHEER) 176 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,119 Hey! 177 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,409 If they think I'm really strong now, 178 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,003 I should get super strong! 179 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,499 (YELLS) 180 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,081 -(STOMACH GURGLES) -Oh man, 181 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,457 I shouldn't have eaten all that fish turkey for lunch. 182 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,585 (SNORING) 183 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,587 (DING) 184 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:32,215 (YAWNS) I must've fallen asleep or something. 185 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,643 I should... I should get out of here. 186 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,890 (GRUNTS) 187 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,345 Hey, I'm stuck on something! 188 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,479 (SCREAMING) 189 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,107 (CHOKING) 190 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,454 I... I've got to get to Oscar and Bea! 191 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,277 They'll help me! 192 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:54,664 (SCREAMING) 193 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:59,287 (THUNDERING FOOTSTEPS) 194 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,125 (YELLS) 195 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,971 (SCREECHES) 196 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,229 (SINGSONG VOICE) I'm so excited! 197 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,654 I cannot wait to debut 198 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,819 the most inspirational song in the world to Milo. 199 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,779 Me neither. Wow, Bea, 200 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:31,319 I guess one could say that you and I make sweet music together. 201 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,204 -(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) -(THUNDERING FOOTSTEPS) 202 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,871 -(MILO YELLS) -(ALL SCREAMING) 203 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,157 It's a gigantic navy boy monster! 204 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,286 (ALL SCREAMING) 205 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:46,253 Milo need help! 206 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:49,836 A gigantic navy boy is attacking my school?! 207 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,513 I knew this day would come. 208 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,841 Miss Fishington, 209 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,386 sound the alarm for the secret army! 210 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,887 (ALARM BLARING) 211 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,193 Huh? 212 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,059 Ah! Ooh! Ah! 213 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,476 -Oh! -BEA: Wait a second! 214 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,606 That's not a gigantic navy boy! 215 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,953 That's Milo! 216 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,278 Principal Stickler, 217 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,623 that giant is a student at Freshwater. 218 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:16,778 A student? 219 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,736 Secret army, back into hiding! 220 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,037 I warned you about this, little mister. 221 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,168 Uh, Milo, what's going on? 222 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:33,223 Guys, look, I might have been using a shortcut to become big and strong, 223 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,263 instead of exercising, 224 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,263 and now I'm gigantic and I'm sorry. 225 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:41,716 There is only one way to reverse the intricate mutations 226 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,768 caused by the big tank. 227 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,808 Ah. There. 228 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,646 The only way to reverse it 229 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,731 is by using the shrink tank. 230 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:56,572 You'll be good as new in... 36 hours, Milo. (CHUCKLES) 231 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,156 But what am I supposed to do for 36 hours? 232 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,867 BOTH: Listen to the most inspirational song in the world. 233 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:07,078 -(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) -(SINGS) If you're feeling tired 234 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,457 Or a bit lazy 235 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,093 Just turn on this song 236 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,880 And listen to Bea 237 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,923 Bea inspired, Bea inspired 238 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,877 Bea inspired, Bea inspired 239 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,177 Bea inspired, Bea inspired 240 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,973 Bea inspired! 241 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,813 -Bea inspired -Bea inspired 242 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,519 -Bea inspired -Bea inspired 243 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:26,104 -BEA: Bea inspired -OSCAR: Bea inspired! 244 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,728 (SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING) 245 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,655 -(BATS SCREECHING) -(YELLS) 246 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,871 "Bunnies are good, bunnies are great, 247 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:47,422 "I wish I was a bunny." 248 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,829 I love bunnies! 249 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,499 Boy, do I love bunnies! 250 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,296 Well, bunnies are truly radical! 251 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,510 Amazing poem, Esmargot. I am moved! 252 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:59,472 All I can do in this world is try. 253 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,142 -(APPLAUSE) -Oscar, you're next. 254 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:05,515 Oh yeah! All right, bro, it's poetry time. 255 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,890 I'm gonna rhyme the patootie out of this one. 256 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,647 Yeah, I know you will, bro. 257 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:13,858 "Somebody reboot me, my shift key is stuck 258 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,525 "Blue screen of pain, endless misery 259 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,615 "Waiting for the cursor to move, but it never will 260 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,581 "For the mouse is unplugged 261 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,714 "And I die." 262 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:28,829 Thank you. 263 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,128 (CRICKETS CHIRP) 264 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,751 Why is everybody so quiet? 265 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,585 Needs more bunnies! 266 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,711 Yeah, more bunnies. That's what it needs. 267 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,968 Bunnies?! 268 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,009 There's nothing poetic about bunnies. 269 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,603 Poetry should be a vehicle to express real emotion, 270 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,010 real serious stuff. 271 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,467 I mean, come on, fish! 272 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,017 Oscar, you're even sweatier than usual. 273 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,602 -Maybe you should go lie down. -You want my woobie, bro? 274 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,477 Is there nobody who understands me?! 275 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,395 Oh, my tortured soul. 276 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,732 I've gotta get out of here! (SCREAMS) 277 00:12:56,818 --> 00:13:00,068 Well, all right. Next up is Albert Glass. 278 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,909 "Bunnies, bunnies from here to there 279 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:06,122 "I love you bunnies everywhere." 280 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,712 Yeah! You nailed it, Albert Glass! 281 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,464 -Whoo! -Hmm. 282 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:14,499 What is the deal with bunnies, man? 283 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,295 Bunnies have ruined a lot of lives 284 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:21,761 with their irrepressible cuteness-ss-ss-ssa. 285 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,723 (GASPS) You nailed it, 286 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,223 pale kid that boos the cheerleaders at pep rallies. 287 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,676 Why are you acknowledging my existence all of a sudden? 288 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,350 I saw your performance in there, 289 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,561 how they mocked you, 290 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,646 how they couldn't hear the truth of your message. 291 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,863 My card. 292 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,032 Uh, thanks, Mr. Van den Doom, 293 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,284 but I don't need any accounting advice. 294 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,164 Mr. Van den Doom's my dad. 295 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,575 Turn the card over. 296 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,699 Oh, uh, this side. 297 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,456 Yes, yes, the dark side. 298 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,039 "Razor V. Doom, 299 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,167 master of the macabre." 300 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,341 That sounds super serious. 301 00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,300 Yes, because life is serious. 302 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,973 (CELL PHONE PLAYS DIRGE, BEEPS) 303 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:05,011 -(WOMAN SPEAKS) -Uh, no, Mom, 304 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,604 I told you three times I want tiny pizzas tonight. 305 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,890 -Yes. -(BEEPS) 306 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,519 Wow, nobody really does understand you, 307 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:13,642 just like me. 308 00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,938 I must know everything! 309 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,022 Please, no physical contact. 310 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,227 Just know that you are not alone. 311 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,778 There are those of us who understand the darker side of emotion, 312 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,823 who reject the appeal of bunnies, 313 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,908 who live outside the realm of the norm. 314 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,745 Whoa! 315 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,131 How did you all fit in that tiny shadow? 316 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:40,589 The shadow runs deep for those who are aware enough to see. 317 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,511 Oh boy, am I aware! 318 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,510 Yip-yippee ki-yay! 319 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,471 Yeah, we'll have to work on that if you're going to hang with us. 320 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,601 Why didn't I do this years ago? 321 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,806 It feels so right! 322 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,609 Mmm, mind the smile. 323 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,899 Oh, hey, is that a new kid? 324 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:07,070 -So mysterious. -Gir-rl. 325 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,026 (BOTH GASP) It's Oscar. 326 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:13,995 Bea, his face is all sickly and pale. 327 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,870 Oh, my gosh. No, Milo. 328 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,500 I think that's makeup on Oscar's face. 329 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,836 No, Bea, only clowns wear makeup. 330 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,260 Milo, I wear makeup. 331 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,170 I calls 'em as I sees 'em. 332 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,974 Hello, young fish. 333 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,351 What did you do to your front teeth? 334 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,929 Filed them down to have fangs. 335 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:33,223 -And your clothes? -Dark like my soul. 336 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,193 Ezariah Bubblethorn. 337 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,602 Yes, Razor? 338 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,808 -Ezariah Bubble-what? -(LAUGHS) 339 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,107 Dude. Oscar... 340 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,284 That's not my name anymore, Milo! 341 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,779 It's Bubblethorn. 342 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,321 We are going to convene in the library 343 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:50,277 to bare our tormented souls. 344 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,155 We'll be waiting by the radiator. 345 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,543 Don't you see? 346 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:57,120 These guys get me in a way no one else could understand. 347 00:15:57,248 --> 00:16:00,378 Oscar. Dude, pump the brakes. 348 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,420 You're acting like some kind of funky chicken. 349 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,713 No, Milo. 350 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,628 Maybe I'm just acting like the real me. 351 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,466 (MOANS) 352 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,012 The abyss beckons. 353 00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,734 Welcome, partners in misery, 354 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:19,522 to the third bi-weekly meeting of our poetry group. 355 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,055 Your ideas are safe here. 356 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,528 There will be no judgments. 357 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:28,069 Bleak Molly, commence your poetic offering. 358 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,157 "Dear rainbows, please hang up 359 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,870 "And try your call again 360 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,950 "For I am busy." 361 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,536 I feel your pain, sister! 362 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,626 I've read better poetry on a bubblegum wrapper. 363 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,421 I thought you said no judgments? 364 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,126 Hmm, is that a blonde hair? 365 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,973 (GASPS) Don't look at me! 366 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,301 -(CRIES) -Bubblethorn, 367 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,386 your time to shine. 368 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,684 Oh, my gosh, you guys, I'm so nervous 369 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,556 to share my thoughts with my new friends. 370 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,944 -Begin. -I mean, I'm just so excited. 371 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,441 -It means so much to me... -Just begin. 372 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,817 ...to have people who understand, really. 373 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,651 I've been really searching. I mean, this is really super important. 374 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,567 Mmm. 375 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,868 (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) 376 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,283 (CLEARS THROAT) 377 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,754 "The raven descends on my laptop 378 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,384 -Pecking, pecking! -(RAVEN CAWS) 379 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:26,342 "I shut my laptop and the raven flies away." 380 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,962 -(RAVEN CAWS) -Thank you. 381 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,129 Well done, Bubblethorn. 382 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,966 That was miserable. 383 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,391 You really think so? 384 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,139 Oh, you guys are the be... 385 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,723 (ALL MOAN) 386 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,899 I will have the blackened chicken, 387 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,820 the black beans, 388 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,728 the black olives, 389 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,987 -the black... -And for you? 390 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,949 -(MIMICS CAT HISS) -I'll have the ambrosia salad, please, 391 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,620 -with sprinkles. -Mmm. 392 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,779 What? What did I say? 393 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,118 Bubblethorn, 394 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,701 I'm bumping with your attitude. 395 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,580 My attitude? But I love being here with you guys. 396 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:06,878 Yes, it's all lollipops and bunnies with you, isn't it? 397 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,593 Bunnies? No! I... I told you I don't like bunnies! 398 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,924 I've had it with them! 399 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,927 It's just hard work to be serious all the time! 400 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,389 I don't know. 401 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,888 I thought I saw real darkness in you, 402 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,511 but now I'm not so sure. 403 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,268 No, please! I want this more than anything! 404 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,060 Your mascara is running. 405 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,805 A sign you bleed the darkness. 406 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:30,606 But we cannot know for certain until tonight's initiation. 407 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:31,823 Initiation?! 408 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,742 Oh, does that mean endless poetry readings forever? 409 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,823 Yes, 410 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,041 something like that. 411 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:43,663 (BOTH MOANING) 412 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:47,875 Bea! Bea! Bea! 413 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,884 Psst! Bea! 414 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:54,585 -Milo? -Fresh ball! 415 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,255 (GRUNTS) 416 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,677 You didn't have to sneak in, Milo. Gym is coed. 417 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,056 (LAUGHS) Coed. 418 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,892 Bea, Oscar's in trouble. 419 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,885 I'm in the middle of a game, Milo. (GRUNTS) 420 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,227 Hit me, Bo Gregory! 421 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,937 Coach Salmons, the ball done talked to me again. 422 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,777 Seriously, I heard that tonight... 423 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,570 -Hey, Shellsea. -Eww. 424 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:17,319 ... tonight is the big initiation ceremony. 425 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,776 Oscar is gonna become one of those clown guys forever. 426 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,157 We can't lose him forever. We have to do something. 427 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,866 -Like what? -Something. 428 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,165 -Hot dog! -(WINDOW SHATTERS) 429 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,668 Best of luck on your journey, 430 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:31,380 talking volleyball! 431 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:34,262 (WOLF HOWLS) 432 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:38,300 Let the initiation ritual begin. 433 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,466 Yay! 434 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,847 Uh, I mean, moan! 435 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,805 Hair gel, 436 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:49,234 spooky contact lenses, 437 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,898 and a temporary tattoo. 438 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,324 (SCREAMS) 439 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:59,073 I mean, hey, that was miserably easy. 440 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,736 We are not done yet. 441 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,953 There is one final challenge. 442 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,496 Anything. I'll do anything. 443 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,380 You must renounce all things that represent 444 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,498 the happiness of your old life. 445 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,085 And you must throw them into the pit. 446 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,091 (BOTH MOAN) 447 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,215 What's in the pit? 448 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,973 The worst thing you could possibly imagine. 449 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,345 (FOGHORN BLOWS) 450 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,684 No, even worse than that. 451 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,686 Oh jeez, that sounds pretty bad. 452 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,768 Uh, I don't know if I have anything to throw in the pit. 453 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,105 I didn't really come prepared. 454 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,439 -It's okay. -We got you covered. 455 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,777 Bea? Milo? 456 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,110 As you can see, I'm dressed just like you. (CHUCKLES) 457 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,277 What are you guys doing here? 458 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,825 We heard your initiation was tonight. 459 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:47,000 So, I did a little research on this whole initiation ritual 460 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,209 and we wrote a poem, 461 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,790 hoping it would be meaningful enough to throw into the pit. 462 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:51,956 A poem? 463 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,042 (CLEARS THROAT) 464 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,047 "It's okay to be serious 465 00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,629 "And it's okay to be sad..." 466 00:20:56,714 --> 00:21:00,384 "But, please don't forget the friends that you had..." 467 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:03,298 "We love bunnies, we truly, truly do..." 468 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,097 "But not as much as we miss you." 469 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,189 You... you wrote that for me? 470 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,478 -Come back with us, Oscar. -Yeah, dude! 471 00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,942 Let's go have some serious fun. 472 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:18,323 Um, uh, I'm touched, guys, I really am. 473 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,822 I mean, it's kinda like you understand me. 474 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,565 -BOTH: Duh. -Mmm. 475 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:27,156 I find nutrition facts to be better poetry than that bile. 476 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,166 You know what, Razor? 477 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:35,248 You said you accepted me for who I am, no judgments, 478 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:39,216 but it turns out you're the most judgmental of all. 479 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,837 So, what are you saying? 480 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,836 Uh, I'm saying you're judgmental. 481 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,388 Oh, that's cool. 482 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,931 I'm also saying 483 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,934 I'm no longer Bubblethorn. 484 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,476 In fact, I never really was. 485 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,110 I am Oscar, friend of Bea and Milo! 486 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:59,071 -Mmm. -(ALL SCREAM) 487 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,241 By the way, our band is playing the Hokey Poke 488 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,664 next Tuesday at 8:00. See you there. 489 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,827 (ALL SCREAM, THUD) 490 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:10,075 -What the... -Bunnies! 491 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:11,497 Bunnies? 492 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:14,420 That's the worst thing Razor could possibly imagine? 493 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,590 Maybe bunnies aren't so bad after all. 494 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,800 -(SCREECHES) -(SCREAMS) 495 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,838 -(JACKHAMMER RATTLING) -(HAMMER POUNDING) 496 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,092 What have you got going on down there, Mouse? 497 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,184 In mere seconds, I'll be doing anything I want. 498 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,721 Look, fish get to swim, snakes slither, 499 00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,599 but have you ever heard of... 500 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,943 -(JET ROARING) -...an animal who can fly? 501 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,649 (SQUAWKS) 502 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,900 Birds can fly. 503 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,443 I know, Snake. 504 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,775 I know. 505 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,991 SNAKE: Ooh, bats can fly too. 506 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,868 MOUSE: Yeah, I get it.