1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:22,522 son of the sun 4 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:10,654 Ge Nong Geda, you guys come in 5 00:01:46,982 --> 00:01:48,066 Where is Geshe? 6 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,360 suzerain 7 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:58,452 You two don't have to worry, even though my time for nirvana has arrived 8 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:03,123 But it’s also the time when I’m going to be reborn 9 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:09,296 After my nirvana, I will be reincarnated as a little living Buddha and return to the world. 10 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:15,302 The end of the world is the time for me, the Buddha, to save the world 11 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:25,937 Since ancient times, there is only a thin line between gods and demons, good and evil. 12 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:31,568 With just one thought, you will sink into the boundless sea of misery. 13 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:32,652 suzerain 14 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:38,700 The final analysis of the common people in the last days 15 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:43,121 It’s just that the world is addicted to money and power 16 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,791 Forgetting the true path 17 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:52,631 Once the soul cannot find the true path, the devil will take advantage of it. 18 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:54,841 And became a demon 19 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:59,971 Now is the period when the magic will flourish once in hundreds of years. 20 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:04,351 Disaster is coming for you and me. This is God’s will 21 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:06,478 Sovereign, what should we do? 22 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:10,607 Innocence cannot be revealed 23 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:14,861 Without righteousness, evil cannot be done 24 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:19,116 Ge Nong Heaven has rules and earth has rules 25 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:22,244 Everything conforms to destiny 26 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:01,908 Relics 27 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:07,831 Geshe, what are you doing? 28 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:31,897 Stop chasing 29 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,905 Oh no, no, no, hurry up and go to Zhuge Nong. 30 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,657 Ge Nong injured Geshe and he killed Geda. 31 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,242 He also stole the sacred relics 32 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:48,246 Hurry up and chase him. Hurry up...Hurry up and chase him. 33 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:09,684 master 34 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:21,071 Hey, I’m asking you for the last time 35 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,323 Do you really want to go to Hong Kong with me to work hard? 36 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:24,991 Yes, I have decided 37 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,077 Men in the whole village say they want to go to Hong Kong to make money 38 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,788 They all said that I have no future and no ambition. 39 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:33,333 Even my grandma said raising me is no different from raising a cow. 40 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,417 Hey, there’s also… 41 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:36,711 This... Hey, okay... I just want to ask you one thing 42 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:39,130 It's so annoying that you just said so much. 43 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,313 As soon as you arrive in Hong Kong, make this call to Uncle Qi 44 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,940 He will come to pick us up 45 00:05:57,107 --> 00:06:00,193 Whether we can do big things this time depends on him. 46 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,030 Wow, that's awesome... 47 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,615 Hey, did you listen to me? 48 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,618 Ah Hu, I saw someone flying into the train station. 49 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,455 - Oh, are you Chinese? - Yeah 50 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,791 Oh, what's so strange? 51 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,376 Is there anything the Chinese can’t do? 52 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,504 There used to be a Chang'e who flew to the moon and hasn't come back yet. 53 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,631 Anyway, what if we get separated? 54 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,134 Let's meet up at my cousin Wan Mei'e's place 55 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,761 Never go anywhere else, you know? 56 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:33,393 Wow, it’s even more awesome this time. Several people are flying together. 57 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,396 Where is it? 58 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,190 If you try to play tricks on me again, I’ll beat you until you have teeth all over the floor. 59 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,526 Now, my cousin's address. Come on. 60 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,533 Hey, why are you still standing there? Why don't you climb quickly? 61 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,411 I am also Chinese. There is no reason why I can’t do it. 62 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,287 Hurry up 63 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:58,168 Ouch, what do you want to do? Want to throw me to death? 64 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,800 Please hide in the truck first 65 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,177 I'm going to find my other brother 66 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,888 I'll come back later and settle the score with you. 67 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,062 Little Sect Master, my deadline has come tonight 68 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,314 I can't be by your side to escort you back to the temple. 69 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,524 As long as you recite this invisibility charm three times, it will become invisible 70 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,693 - No one will see you anymore - Why are they arresting us? 71 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,820 They don't want to arrest us, they want to kill you. 72 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:27,822 Why do you want to kill me? 73 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,282 No matter what I say now, you won’t understand 74 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,952 Anyway, listen to me and don't let them catch you. 75 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,332 Oops, they're coming after me. Quickly recite the invisibility spell. 76 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,708 What is the invisibility spell? 77 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:39,834 It's just a faint thought 78 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:43,546 Oh, faintly... 79 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,966 Cover your eyes 80 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:52,722 chase 81 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,521 Let me see where you run 82 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,743 Isn't that reasonable? It turns out to be a deception. 83 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:16,830 Stop 84 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,374 Ge Nong, it’s hard for you to fly tonight even if you have wings. 85 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,000 Hand over the little living Buddha 86 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,502 There is no such thing as the little living Buddha you mentioned. 87 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,170 He's just an ordinary orphan 88 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:25,505 I don't want you to kill innocent people indiscriminately 89 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,090 You're still here quibbling 90 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,883 If he is not a little living Buddha 91 00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:32,012 Would you be willing to take care of him in that orphanage in Hong Kong for so many years? 92 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,680 Now that you all know 93 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,808 You should know that I will never hand over the little living Buddha 94 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,810 Okay, then we will send you to the West 95 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,977 Little Sect Master Little Sect Master… 96 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,646 Uncle Ge, where are you? 97 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,898 I'm talking to you now through mediumism 98 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,484 I'm about to leave this world 99 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,653 You're on your own for now 100 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,906 Go back to Hong Kong and find a safe place to hide. 101 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,784 Don't let those lamas find you 102 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,411 I will find a messenger to pick you up as soon as possible 103 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:26,376 Uncle Ge... 104 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,923 Don't be afraid, it's me 105 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:32,841 Who are you? 106 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,300 Ah, by the way, you don’t know me 107 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,677 My name is Xiaoji. What about you? 108 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,803 What does it have to do with you? 109 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:40,014 You can't say that. Look, we took the same bus. 110 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,600 But you are even more powerful. You have the courage to sneak across the border at such a young age. 111 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,061 I am twenty-eight years old this year before I dare to sneak into the country with others to work hard. 112 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,813 I can hear you. Don't come over. 113 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,941 Although I’m going to make my way in the world, I’m a good person. 114 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:50,817 i know 115 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,527 Huh? How do you know? 116 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,195 Uncle Ge told me 117 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,323 People who say they are good people are just a piece of meat 118 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:58,783 Looks stupid 119 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,828 And I like to get very close and talk to people. 120 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,581 Huh? Why does the person you mentioned look so much like my dad? 121 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,665 My dad is like this 122 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,459 Then you look a lot like your dad, Luo 123 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,587 Huh? Isn’t it interesting for you to say this? 124 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,797 This sentence does not have the previous sentence. 125 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:17,176 I still don’t understand. Don’t you also want to sneak into the world? 126 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,554 I'm being hunted 127 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,098 Huh? What did you say? Being hunted? 128 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,726 Who is so bloodless that he even kills children? Go and see 129 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,102 They're coming after you 130 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,021 Don't be afraid. I'll help you deal with them. 131 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,355 He was so damned that he even killed children. 132 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,983 There have been a lot of people smuggling across the border recently. We need to check carefully. 133 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:32,984 i know 134 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,487 Oops, it's the railway police. Find a place to hide. 135 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:40,116 It's no use hiding there, hide behind me 136 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,577 What did you say? Hiding behind you? How to hide? 137 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,996 I, this stupid elephant, am hiding behind you, this mouse? No… 138 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:48,124 Believe me, come here quickly and hide behind you... 139 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,125 Okay… 140 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:57,467 Invisibility Invisibility... 141 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,510 There's no one here. This room is for shipping goods. 142 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,512 Okay, if you have nothing to do, just leave 143 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,273 Are they really invisible? Awesome… 144 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:16,152 No wonder Ahu said that there is nothing that the Chinese cannot do 145 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,030 Buddha is Buddha 146 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:20,782 The true nature of the body is inaction 147 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,533 Fal is incredibly vast 148 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,494 Samsara and Nirvana have no original name 149 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,430 banjo 150 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,932 Master, you... 151 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:51,270 This is God's will. You don't have to feel sorry for me. 152 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:56,693 Master, why didn't you let me go to Hong Kong with you? 153 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,778 There must be a cause and an effect 154 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,030 Now the little living Buddha is in danger 155 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,825 Your responsibility is to get to Hong Kong as soon as possible 156 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,702 escort him back to the temple 157 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,870 Perform the initiation ceremony 158 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:11,332 Yes, master, I understand. 159 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,334 But you have to be careful Geshe 160 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:18,339 He is now using the sacred relics to practice magic in seclusion 161 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:22,677 We must find the little living Buddha before he leaves seclusion. 162 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,721 I understand, master 163 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,604 Geshe has ordered you not to leave here, otherwise you will be shot to death. 164 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:17,667 I hope Bodhisattva will bless me and I can find the Little Living Buddha as soon as possible 165 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,056 suzerain says 166 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,350 Report to the master that there is news to report 167 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,978 Ge Nong is dead and the whereabouts of the little living Buddha are unknown. 168 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,855 What did you say? Whereabouts unknown? 169 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,858 Also, Banjo has left the temple privately 170 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:47,238 - Go and tell those four losers to go to Hong Kong. Hurry up. - Yes 171 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,244 According to you, you are an orphan 172 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,954 You have no relatives or relatives in Hong Kong 173 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,706 Then who are you going to find? 174 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,332 I don't know 175 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,462 Anyway, you saved me once, just follow me 176 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,881 Follow you and steal other people's oranges? 177 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,759 Do you know that there will be retribution for stealing other people's food? 178 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,888 I can't see how well-educated you are 179 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,764 Then you don’t have a tutor? 180 00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,768 Oops, why has Ah Hu not come back after being gone for so long? 181 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,020 Am I not here now? 182 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,397 Oops, Ahu, we were talking about you just now 183 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,773 Okay, stop talking 184 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,734 Arrive in Hong Kong, ready to jump off the train 185 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,156 We jumped so quickly. It’s time for us to jump. 186 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,291 What now? 187 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,544 Uncle Qi was arrested by the police. I don’t know where he is. 188 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,048 Ah, we can ask those two police uncles 189 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,300 Ask him where his seventh uncle is 190 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,552 Yes 191 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:56,682 No, we are illegal immigrants and cannot see the police. 192 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,018 Yes, I am also a stowaway. 193 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:03,439 Hey, don't be afraid. I have an invisibility charm. Can't you just hide behind me? 194 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,025 Oh, right, I almost forgot 195 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:09,862 Invisibility Talisman Hide Hide Hide… 196 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,281 You two big turtles, can't you see me? 197 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,159 I'm a stowaway. Come and catch me if you can. 198 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,370 - What a stupid policeman, stupid policeman - Dude, what are you doing? 199 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,915 You can't see me, you can't see, you can't see 200 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,292 Hey, man, let me ask you what are you doing? 201 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,294 Huh? Can you see me? 202 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,172 You're such a big man, hiding behind a child's butt 203 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,423 How come you can't see it? 204 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:34,053 Why do you see me? I recited the invisibility spell. 205 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,556 - Have you had enough fun? Could you please bring out your ID card? - ID card 206 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,808 How can I have an ID card when I'm so young? 207 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,185 Yes, why does a child have an ID card? 208 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,814 - I'm not asking him, I'm asking you - I...? 209 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,942 I don't have to hide behind it if I have an ID card 210 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,779 Don't run, chase me quickly 211 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,448 You're in trouble, Xiaoji 212 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:57,034 There will definitely be retribution for hitting the police just now. 213 00:17:57,159 --> 00:18:00,955 What are you still saying? If you hadn't said you had some invisibility skills, I would have slipped away. 214 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,081 I don’t know how to investigate. 215 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:05,001 - Have you lost your invisibility charm? - Who knows if you are true or false? 216 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,212 - Ouch, you come down first, come down first - What's wrong with you? 217 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,880 I don’t know why my stomach hurts suddenly 218 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,968 You must have hit the police just now. Now the retribution is coming. 219 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:17,054 It's all your fault for being such a crow-mouthed person. It's bad luck if you say that. 220 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,474 Please take me to find her quickly 221 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,604 - According to the address you mentioned, it should be here. - Yes 222 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,982 Hey, what's the name of Ah Hu's cousin? 223 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,191 My name is Wan Mei'e 224 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,486 right here 225 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,242 Hey, is anyone here? 226 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:42,246 - Hey, what's wrong with you? Just bear with it - I can't help it, I'm about to pull it out 227 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,874 Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry 228 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,751 I want to find Wan Mei'e who lives here 229 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,587 - She's dead - Huh? Dead? No way? 230 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,507 —I would like to ask, Wan Mei'e who lives next door? She has been dead for nine years 231 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,760 - Hey, can I borrow your toilet? - Once dismantled 232 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,680 It was demolished. The toilet was also demolished? That's outrageous 233 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,891 This time I have to pull it on my pants. 234 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,101 There is nothing that the Chinese cannot do 235 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,978 Why not ask him 236 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,272 Master...please ask me 237 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,900 How can I find Wan Mei'e who lives here? 238 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:14,195 Oh, just go to the kindergarten on the street next door and find her. 239 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,154 She works there 240 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,531 - Uh... who are you to her? - Relatives 241 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:20,534 What? relative? That bitch lied to me again 242 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,662 She said that she was the only one left after losing all six relatives. 243 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:25,748 I borrowed 30,000 yuan and rented a spiritual place in the Buddhist temple. 244 00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:29,043 Turns out it’s all fake. Oh, people like her will die. 245 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:33,172 Ouch, what should I do? I can't hold it in anymore 246 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,884 Hey, wait here for me. I'll go to the kindergarten to find her. 247 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,304 Dear children, can you tell me what the word is? 248 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,056 jenny nine 249 00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,934 That's right. What's the word "after nine"? 250 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,436 tony ten 251 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,980 Great. What about after ten? 252 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,065 eleven 253 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:51,774 Wrong 254 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:55,694 It's J 255 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,947 How many times have I told you 256 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:01,367 one two three four five six seven eight nine ten 257 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,785 followed by J Q K 258 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,453 Why can't you remember it? 259 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,663 Forget it, forget it 260 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,333 I don't understand why you want to be a teacher if you don't like children. 261 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,212 It's not that I don't like children, I hate them very much 262 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,590 If it weren't for the fact that this job pays well and has many vacations, 263 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,802 If I could have time to gamble, I wouldn't want to do it. 264 00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:22,847 Okay, okay, kids 265 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:25,724 - Let's play a game now, shall we? - OK 266 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,685 Who is sitting and peeing? 267 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:35,317 I open... 268 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:53,878 If you agree that one foot is inside the circle and the other is outside, it doesn't count. 269 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:57,006 This cannot be considered a double. I win. 270 00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,134 What are you doing? 271 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,343 Why do you have one foot outside? 272 00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,762 One foot in it? Do you pee sitting down? 273 00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:06,515 When I sit down to defecate, I also urinate at the same time. 274 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,643 I'm willing to admit defeat. 275 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,523 - teacher - What? 276 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,983 I need to poop 277 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,780 You've made me lose money and you still dare to poop? 278 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,407 You're not allowed to go. Huh, if you want to pull me, just pull it here. 279 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,784 - Who hit me? - It's not me... 280 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:25,993 it's me 281 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,038 Do you know shame? 282 00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:32,792 You are so old and using children to gamble money 283 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:38,547 If you lose money and take it out on the children, you will be punished. 284 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,174 Oh, you brat, who are you? 285 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,009 Are you not a student of this school? 286 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:46,263 Don't worry about who I am. I'll let you apologize to them first. 287 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:51,018 Otherwise, I'll tell the principal to fire you. 288 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,312 Oops, how dare you threaten me? 289 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:54,438 I think your skin is itchy 290 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,441 - Your mother must rarely hit you. - Your mother rarely spanks you. 291 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:58,692 uneducated 292 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,194 You little bastard 293 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,071 Don't run 294 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,073 Come on… 295 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,826 Beat you to death... 296 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,790 Brat, don't run away 297 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:19,338 This is a workshop. The equipment is very complete, but it needs some repairs. 298 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:21,340 I also need to buy some new educational supplies... 299 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,719 - Teacher Wan, Teacher Wan - Stop hitting 300 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,681 - What's going on? - Is this how to teach students? 301 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:30,432 Teacher Wan, you... 302 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:31,225 That's it 303 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,977 I was just demonstrating and explaining 304 00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:35,229 The primitive way of life of our human ancestors 305 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,815 In order to be realistic, I just... 306 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,608 But you seem to be missing a fire, right? 307 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,944 I now understand what you just said, principal 308 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:45,030 Why does the school need money all day long for repairs and educational supplies? 309 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:48,993 I want to go back and think about your budget carefully. 310 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:50,953 Hey everyone... 311 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,747 She is the only one in our school who is like this 312 00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:56,876 - I'm ready to fire her. - What? You want to fire me? 313 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,753 Why not? I've been patient for a long time 314 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,632 You usually like to gamble and hit students, I don't care at all. 315 00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:06,343 Now, debt collectors are chasing us. 316 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,470 I am doing justice to God by firing you. 317 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:09,638 Ah, no 318 00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:11,515 It's only fair and just 319 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,350 Everyone please 320 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,229 Oh, you're not really going to fire me, are you? 321 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,900 There will be retribution for being tricked by that little bastard. 322 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,904 - Besides, I have tolerated you for a long time. - Go ahead 323 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,285 Xiaoji Xiaoji… 324 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,661 I'm here 325 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,164 - Why are you in there? - Let’s talk about it first 326 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:41,754 Oops, why aren't you wearing pants? 327 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:46,175 Wow, your leg hair looks so ugly. 328 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,677 Okay, why don't I wear pants? 329 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,263 Of course, I don’t wear it unless I can’t wear it. 330 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,057 Why? 331 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,559 I can't hold it in and can't find the toilet 332 00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,019 So just… 333 00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:01,315 Oh? You shit your pants 334 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,068 Hey, did you find A'e when you went to the kindergarten? 335 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,570 - Didn't A'e open the door and let you in? - No 336 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,033 Huh? it's her 337 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,078 Why is she here? 338 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,829 He is Ahu's cousin A'e. 339 00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:19,708 Huh? Big trouble this time 340 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,670 This little brat has made me so ashamed 341 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,589 - Next time you want me to see you, I'll... - What do you want? 342 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:28,050 I'm going to let him die miserably, huh? 343 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:32,554 Little bastard, you're dead 344 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,348 Don't mess around 345 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,725 Aji...I will kill 346 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:44,984 Are you okay? 347 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,988 Who are you? Why are you at my house? 348 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,614 I'm your cousin Ahu's friend 349 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:51,615 You don't have to say it 350 00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,826 He's caused me enough trouble in this life. 351 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:55,619 Please get out of here right away 352 00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,747 No, Ahu asked me to wait for him. 353 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,624 So what? He invites you to come 354 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,710 You can just enter people's houses casually 355 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,211 Just knock someone down... 356 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:07,256 Huh? You're still wearing my pajamas, why don't you also wear my underwear? 357 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,632 I've already worn it 358 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:11,510 Don't worry, I'll clean it up for you 359 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,721 No need to wash it, just think of it as a gift from me. 360 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,639 Huh? How did you get in? 361 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,644 I dare not look at it 362 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:21,603 That's it 363 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:23,981 Please put it back first 364 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:25,774 it's simple 365 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:31,280 You two disappear in front of me immediately 366 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,992 - —I think let’s go - No, I have to wait for Ahu here. 367 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:39,038 What? This house is mine, not yours 368 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:42,166 One of you wore my underwear and demolished my window. 369 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:45,544 I got fired because of this and now I still want to stay? 370 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,296 You go eat shit 371 00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:50,674 Oops, why are you so unhygienic? 372 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:51,133 Eat shit? 373 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,427 If I eat, will you take me in? 374 00:25:53,635 --> 00:25:56,680 Even if you eat shit, I will never take you in. 375 00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:59,141 I don’t recognize my relatives now 376 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,560 Listen to me, I'm very capable 377 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,521 I can do anything that requires strength, and I'm very alert when sleeping. 378 00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:08,066 I can be your caretaker. It’s better to have me than a dog. 379 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,569 As a person like me, I can’t stand other people’s incompetence. 380 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:13,447 So even if you keep a dog, you have to keep the most useless dog 381 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,325 Where is my dog? Gi Gi 382 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:18,327 Did you eat my Gi Gi? 383 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,329 No, no, how could I eat it? 384 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,956 Why not? You even eat shit. Why can’t you eat it? 385 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:24,458 Where is my dog? 386 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:27,461 That's right. I've put it in the dog house. 387 00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,213 Doghouse? Where did I get the doghouse? 388 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:30,714 That dog house? 389 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,594 Gi Gi la 390 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,846 Ouch Gi Gi are you okay? 391 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:41,600 That's a microwave. You two are really going too far. 392 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,227 Get out of here or I'll call the police 393 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:44,394 Don't call the police, okay? 394 00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,104 Why do you say that everyone is Chinese? Please help me. 395 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,981 The traditional virtue of the Chinese people is 396 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:50,359 Seeing death without saving, adding insult to injury, the wall fell down and everyone pushed it 397 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,444 If I take you in, wouldn't it be against my will? 398 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:55,114 China's traditional virtues for thousands of years? Hum 399 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:57,491 Please, you bitch has been looking for you for a long time. 400 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:59,243 Ouch, open the door quickly 401 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:01,870 Oh, no, no, no. 402 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,749 Shall we go? 403 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,043 Ouch, it's over 404 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,379 If something happens to you, we'd better leave first. 405 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:14,716 What to do… 406 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:17,386 There is a way 407 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:21,473 Please tell me slowly if you have something to do. Please sit down. Please sit down. 408 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,641 sit over sit over 409 00:27:23,267 --> 00:27:23,976 This is it 410 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:26,520 Didn’t you say you are my cousin’s brother? 411 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,148 Now I'm in trouble. I want to ask you a small favor. 412 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:30,399 open the door... 413 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,528 There is no big or small Hongmen, entry is in order 414 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:37,281 If you want to collect money, just come in and stand in a row. 415 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:39,116 The last person to come in remember to close the door 416 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:43,370 Hehe, you tried to trick me again. This time I won’t be fooled again. 417 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:49,376 Bleeding from seven holes? 418 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,379 You are here to collect debt again 419 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:55,299 Get up quickly and don't pretend to be dead. 420 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,135 I smuggled in and swam here just to collect the money. 421 00:27:58,302 --> 00:27:59,178 Will you give it or not? 422 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,805 It turned out to be the big guy who swam over 423 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:05,184 Listen to what he said, it might be fake 424 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:09,062 No way. Did you see that his pants are still dripping? 425 00:28:09,313 --> 00:28:10,689 He must have just swam here 426 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:15,319 How can I give it? What do you want me to give you? 427 00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:19,823 Even if I have money, I will pay it back to you I can't come up with the money to pay them back either. 428 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,950 This is your family's business. Give me the money first. 429 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,452 Don't force me anymore 430 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,953 So what if I force you? Hit me 431 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,414 Fight 432 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:28,832 Not here 433 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,668 Brother, you really can’t make a mistake 434 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:36,548 Wow, why does acting have to be so realistic? 435 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:39,718 Don't just react, fight back quickly 436 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,230 Fight back 437 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:54,608 Fight back 438 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:56,944 I told you to fight back 439 00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,447 Standing like a piece of wood and not moving 440 00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:03,242 - I told you to fight back, did you hear me? - Bastard, hit me 441 00:29:08,497 --> 00:29:09,748 Killed 442 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,334 - What should I do, brother? - As soon as someone is killed, someone is killed, go quickly, go quickly 443 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:19,132 It's okay 444 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,260 Is she okay? 445 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,388 It's okay. I just fell from the second floor. 446 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:26,848 Then why don't you try it yourself? 447 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:30,018 If I had known you were so good at fighting, I wouldn't have acted in this scene. 448 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:33,397 You didn't ask me to hit someone. You just asked me to hit you. 449 00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:38,026 Then if I tell you to die, are you going to die? 450 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:40,362 You didn't ask me to go 451 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:49,538 Let me declare it first. Although I will take you two to live here, 452 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:53,917 But, your range of activities is limited to the kitchen and living room. 453 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:57,671 As for this room, only I can go in. 454 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:00,298 Open the door 455 00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:02,801 - So where will we sleep? - Sleeping in the living room 456 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,888 What do you call me when I ask you to sleep in the living room? Sleeping in the living room 457 00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:09,433 It’s better than sleeping on the road, right? 458 00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:11,643 But there is another room. Why not let us sleep in it? 459 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,687 oh? You mean that room? 460 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,398 If you can sleep, just go in and sleep. 461 00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:22,029 - There's a person inside - What? Someone? 462 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:30,078 There are two people now 463 00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:32,706 mainland boy 464 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:36,460 You can't eat anything in the kitchen or refrigerator. 465 00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,211 Other than that you can eat anything 466 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,338 Huh? Aren't you providing me with three meals a day? 467 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,216 Do you want me to wait for you to urinate and defecate? 468 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:45,344 I am taking you in now, not adopting you 469 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,845 You need to figure it out, cousin 470 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:49,097 - What shall we eat? - Eat yourself 471 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:53,310 I would like to ask if we can drink water? 472 00:30:53,435 --> 00:30:54,561 Basically it's ok 473 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:57,105 But when I leave I will turn off all the switches 474 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,982 -Includes gas - Huh? Why? 475 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:02,736 I'm afraid you'll sell this water I'm afraid you won't be able to use gas to commit suicide 476 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:03,987 You can also ask two questions 477 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:06,114 - When will you die? - This question is not answered 478 00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,991 - Did you give birth to a baby with an asshole? - You've already asked two questions 479 00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:08,742 It's your turn now 480 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:11,078 Can I let him ask that? 481 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:13,497 No. You have one more question left. 482 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:18,460 - Can I watch TV? - Yes 483 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:23,507 How could there be such a vicious person? Acerbic and mean 484 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,258 Only Chinese people have it 485 00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:28,762 News flash, there were two Chinese men borrowing money this morning. 486 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,264 Was found lying down at Lidaipu Railway Station 487 00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,766 One kilometer of train track 488 00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:35,018 When police arrived at the scene, they found one of the men dead. 489 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,269 Huh? Isn't that Ahu? 490 00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:39,648 Another person was seriously injured The man died on the way to the hospital 491 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:40,524 Fortunately he's not dead 492 00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:44,027 - Huh? Dead too? - What's going on? 493 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:48,907 - Who died? - TV news said two stowaways died 494 00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:51,910 Oops, it’s really damn good. Don’t imitate others’ smuggling. 495 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,538 To be honest, did you swim here? 496 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:56,540 I came by train 497 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,792 Well, that's fine. They're not provincial and Hong Kong flag soldiers. 498 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:13,890 Little sect master... 499 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,183 Why don't you sleep first? 500 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:18,562 Actually, I came here this time to inform you of something. 501 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:22,149 I've sent a messenger She should be arriving in the next day or two 502 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,359 But I'm afraid you'll be in danger these two days 503 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:25,944 So I came here to teach you some spells 504 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:26,945 Allow you to defend yourself 505 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,573 Tonight I will teach you the method of understanding his mind first. 506 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,324 What is his mind communication method? 507 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:35,287 What does his mind mean? Just knowing what other people are thinking 508 00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,205 After you learn this spell 509 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:39,082 You won’t be afraid that someone will try to harm you 510 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:42,210 Because you already know what he is thinking 511 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:43,545 fun fun 512 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:46,089 The key to this mentality is... 513 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:49,551 - Kid, why are you not sleeping in the middle of the night? - Watching TV 514 00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:52,721 Just look at this person and focus your willpower 515 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:55,348 You can hear what the person is thinking 516 00:32:55,348 --> 00:32:56,975 Huh, what kind of show is this? 517 00:32:56,975 --> 00:33:00,103 Find a bad old man in the middle of the night to teach others what to think 518 00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:03,315 If you look at his unlucky appearance, you will know that there is nothing wrong with him. 519 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,359 - Hey, who is this extra? - He is Uncle Ge 520 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,195 Why are everyone you know so deformed? 521 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:11,198 The one inside looks very handsome But they all do things that are not done by humans 522 00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:13,742 This one doesn't look like a human being. 523 00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:14,868 Seven points looks like a ghost 524 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,620 He even said things that were not spoken by human beings 525 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,747 Also, look at the clothes he's wearing 526 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:21,249 Let alone a human, not even a ghost can wear it. 527 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,709 I think he must have come down from the mountain 528 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:26,630 38. Have you finished speaking? Now that I'm done, go to bed 529 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,590 There's no need for you to meddle... 530 00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:33,011 Is...are you talking to me? 531 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,387 Yes, Sanba, are you done? 532 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,514 Ah, there is a ghost 533 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,893 There is a ghost... look quickly. There is a ghost. 534 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:42,854 Please wake up. Please wake up. Stop sleeping. There is a ghost. 535 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:47,025 There are ghosts, ghosts, wake up, wake up... 536 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,903 Help 537 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,032 There is a ghost 538 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,538 Help 539 00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:15,220 This woman is so annoying 540 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:28,608 Don't come over... 541 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:34,823 I run 542 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,576 No more running... 543 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:48,128 There's one more thing I want to tell you 544 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,630 You have a supernatural ability that mortals don't have 545 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,633 As long as you concentrate, this energy will appear 546 00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:56,886 By the way, four lamas have arrived in Hong Kong. 547 00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,596 You have to be especially careful 548 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,983 summoning method 549 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:14,154 Xuanzong of Heaven and Earth, Root of All Qi 550 00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:17,782 Within and outside the Three Realms, I am the only one who is supreme 551 00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,743 Tai Chi is here 552 00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,911 The gods of all directions 553 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:23,872 suzerain 554 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:29,544 We haven't caught the little living Buddha yet 555 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:34,674 I can already feel that child's little universe starting to grow 556 00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:38,136 You have to find him as soon as possible. Don't let him continue to grow up. 557 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,430 Don't worry, Sect Master, we know what to do 558 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,391 Hong Kong people are the most realistic and greedy for money 559 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:45,435 As long as we are willing to pay 560 00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:48,772 Under heavy rewards, there must be brave men 561 00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:53,068 Great, and keep an eye out for Banjo. She'll be arriving in Hong Kong soon. 562 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:56,321 Sect Master, please rest assured that we will deal with her as soon as possible. 563 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:57,322 Idiot 564 00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:02,952 She's the only one who can take us to the kid 565 00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:04,954 Is the suzerain 566 00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:08,833 Listen, I haven't found that kid all day 567 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,168 She can't die for just one day 568 00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:14,214 Be careful in the future 569 00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:17,342 You won't be so lucky to meet me next time 570 00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:18,551 Who are you talking to? 571 00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:21,096 I told it, it is very pitiful 572 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:25,475 Its father is dead Its mother left with another sparrow again 573 00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:28,353 Still wandering outside for a week 574 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:31,606 Also, it hasn’t eaten for two days. 575 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:34,609 - Did it tell you? - Yes 576 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:39,489 And Gi Gi said you should not kiss it in the future. 577 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:43,118 Because it said your mouth smells so bad 578 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:45,161 Huh, are you nervous? 579 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:48,123 If you could really understand what it says, you would be rich. 580 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,749 Who got rich? 581 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,752 I told you not to eat my canned food. 582 00:36:57,507 --> 00:37:00,135 You said you weren't allowed to eat anything in the refrigerator or kitchen. 583 00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:02,512 But you didn't say not to eat the food on your wooden shelf. 584 00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:04,639 - So what is this? - Is this a can? It's dog meat 585 00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:06,015 Huh? Dog meat? 586 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:10,520 Yes, if there is a pig, it is pork. If there is a cow, it is beef. 587 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,147 There is a dog that is dog meat. 588 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:15,400 I'll eat you to death, you idiot. This can is dog food. 589 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,527 Not dog meat 590 00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:21,156 - Dog food? - Just food for dogs 591 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:23,158 What? Feed it to the dog? 592 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,742 This stuff is delicious. Eat it and see. 593 00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:26,494 Are you two mentally ill? 594 00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:29,289 One said he could listen to the dog talk, and the other said the dog food was delicious. 595 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:30,665 Are you human? 596 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:33,293 We are human beings, but you don’t treat us as human beings 597 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,674 Why did I get up so early? 598 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:42,260 I've been fired 599 00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:47,432 In this case 600 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:49,934 Just gamble with the rest of your salary 601 00:37:57,817 --> 00:37:59,319 What are these? 602 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:03,156 I just wanted to get some money and buy eight taels of gold so I could go back and show off my power. 603 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,576 I didn’t expect that I don’t have anything to eat now. I can only eat dog food. 604 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,204 - Are you talking to me? - Yeah 605 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:13,541 Huh? Gone 606 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,543 Huh? Also 607 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,678 Why should you be downcast? 608 00:38:25,929 --> 00:38:28,097 You don't have to rely on them. 609 00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:32,227 but i am alone What can I do if I am unfamiliar with this place? 610 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,688 But you have arms and legs and are so strong 611 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:38,358 Even at such a young age, I’m not afraid 612 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,860 Are you afraid? Are you a man? 613 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:45,990 Yes, you are right. I am too timid. 614 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:47,867 I should have the courage 615 00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:51,120 do it alone 616 00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:54,082 Are these things for human consumption? 617 00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:59,587 Xiaoji Xiaoji, what are you doing with the knife? 618 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:02,006 Go grab the money. Thank you for reminding me. 619 00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,842 I'm not asking you to steal money. 620 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,637 Xiaoji... 621 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,013 Don't move. Robbery. 622 00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:12,016 Nonsense. Put the knife down and go over there. 623 00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,479 I told you not to come, you kid and you too 624 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:19,148 Move quickly, take out the money quickly 625 00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:22,527 It's okay. It'll be okay if you just listen to me. 626 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:23,236 What to say? 627 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:26,990 Brat, you just want to imitate someone else's robbery with a kitchen knife. 628 00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:28,032 You want to die? 629 00:39:28,658 --> 00:39:31,035 What are you looking at? Let me shoot you in the head. 630 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:33,288 Stop playing tricks 631 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,540 Why is he so afraid? 632 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:36,499 What are you looking at? 633 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,293 Hurry up Hurry up 634 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,920 Get the money out. Come on... you hear me? 635 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,172 The universe is infinite and everything is empty 636 00:39:43,172 --> 00:39:43,256 He has a clear mind 637 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:45,925 When the eyes of heaven are opened, it tells others that their minds are clear 638 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:49,178 Come on, our guns are fake. Don’t let anything happen. 639 00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:52,181 Turns out their guns are fake 640 00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:55,435 Don't talk nonsense. I was a soldier before. 641 00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:57,437 I knew it was true as soon as I saw it 642 00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:59,564 Is it true? You don’t believe me. 643 00:39:59,564 --> 00:40:00,648 The kid is still talking 644 00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:04,694 - I know your guns are all fake. - Don't say it 645 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:06,029 What to do? This is the truth 646 00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,822 - Fake? - Who said that? Don't move 647 00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:08,698 Take it out quickly 648 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,450 - Is it a fake gun? - Little bastard 649 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:14,829 I'm not lying. These guns are all fake. 650 00:40:14,829 --> 00:40:16,080 Even children are beaten 651 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:22,170 Don't move, I'm going to shoot 652 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:23,922 Open it 653 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:28,968 You are looking for death 654 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:37,268 Xiaoji... let's go quickly. Let's go quickly. 655 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,603 But I can't take out this gun 656 00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,355 Let's pull it out as we walk 657 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:42,940 Robbery... 658 00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,624 How is it? Does it hurt? 659 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,251 It hurts. My ears hurt. 660 00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:08,716 Isn't this you? 661 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:12,387 Yes one two three four five 662 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:16,015 Huh? Someone came to see me offering 50,000 yuan. 663 00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:19,018 Oops, it must be those bad guys 664 00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:26,526 Aren't you going to die today? 665 00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:28,653 Oops, I lost so much that I lost all my copper coins. 666 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,488 - How to get home? - I don't think you need to go home. 667 00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:33,408 Smelly bitch, what if you have money to gamble and have no money to pay back? 668 00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:34,409 Stop talking so much and flatten her. 669 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:38,538 Hey, tell me slowly if you have something to do 670 00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:43,501 Okay, I'll tell you slowly 671 00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:49,173 Bian...she... 672 00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:51,050 Flatten her 673 00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:56,764 Don't run...Help...Aji, help... 674 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:02,311 You can't run away now, can you? 675 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:03,938 Are you okay? 676 00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:07,024 - I'll be fine as soon as I see you here - That's right 677 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,701 Nosebleed… 678 00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:17,827 It's none of my business 679 00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:19,454 It's none of your business, get out 680 00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,539 I'm going to repair you today 681 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:23,040 - flatten her - Yes 682 00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:24,709 Lend it to me 683 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,587 - So simple - Don't move, I have a gun. 684 00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:31,215 Brother, she often plays tricks on us. Maybe it’s a lie. 685 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:33,342 - flatten her - Ah, I'm shooting 686 00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:36,304 Why doesn't it ring? 687 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:41,225 Go quickly, go quickly 688 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:42,477 catch her quickly 689 00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:45,605 Aji, keep the money 690 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:47,982 Don't give it to them until the last moment. Oh, let's go quickly. 691 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,193 Money? What money? 692 00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:52,695 Keep chasing 693 00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:56,991 Brother, let’s go after that woman and that kid 694 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:58,242 Don't run 695 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:03,748 Stop 696 00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:28,773 The savior is coming 697 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:31,651 You stinky bitch, mind your own business. 698 00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:33,653 If you have something to say, please speak slowly. 699 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:43,037 Okay, then I'll tell you slowly 700 00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:46,290 Wow, a master from this world 701 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:48,167 - Excuse me... - No need to thank me. 702 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:49,877 So handsome 703 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:55,675 Which number do you think I am? 704 00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:58,427 first one 705 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,681 Dead alley, what should I do? 706 00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:04,267 - Help, open the door - You can't run away, right? 707 00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:06,435 The most I owe you is repayment. 708 00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:07,812 It's not worth my life 709 00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:10,815 I don’t want you to pay back the money now 710 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:12,567 I want to draw your face 711 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,777 Don't...don't draw my face 712 00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:18,072 - That's good. I'll let you paint my butt, okay? - Then take off your pants. 713 00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,699 - No, don't draw her face - Get out of the way 714 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,456 Do you want to be a big-faced person? Still need to take off your pants? 715 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:29,709 - Decide quickly - Don't come over 716 00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:32,670 Don't draw 717 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:44,182 What are you drawing? 718 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:47,101 - I don’t know either? - You still draw if you don’t know? 719 00:44:47,226 --> 00:44:50,855 If everyone knew what they were doing 720 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,190 The world will be better 721 00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:55,818 It’s too profound. Hmm, I don’t understand. 722 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,737 Can you please stop talking? 723 00:44:57,862 --> 00:45:00,740 And please don't move around, okay? This is hard to cover 724 00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:03,117 You've already wrapped it up like this, whatever. 725 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,703 - Kid, are you in pain? - It doesn't hurt. 726 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:09,498 Don't be brave I don't believe that it doesn't hurt to bleed that much 727 00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:12,251 Didn't you see it? He didn't shed a single tear 728 00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:16,130 Men are not trying to be brave, they are normal. 729 00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:18,758 That’s why I asked you whether you two are human beings? 730 00:45:20,509 --> 00:45:22,970 Bleeding 731 00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:24,639 did you make a mistake 732 00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:27,016 He only shed a little blood and screamed like a slaughtered pig. 733 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:36,651 Not convinced? 734 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,236 Are you mentally ill? 735 00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:42,949 Aren't you the same? If you shed some blood, you'll scream like a slaughtered pig. 736 00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:44,533 I just helped you escape the disaster 737 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:47,370 So now you have to suffer a little bit 738 00:45:47,536 --> 00:45:49,288 Huh? Is this still called a small hardship? 739 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:51,415 So I'm not very innocent? What are you doing to me? 740 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:56,003 This time we finally avoided a disaster, but what about next time? 741 00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:58,547 I know, although this time I escaped in time 742 00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:00,299 But I won't be so lucky next time 743 00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:01,926 It's very likely that they will chop it into pieces. 744 00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:03,928 Then I'm better than you. I'll sneak here 745 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:05,930 At most, they won't be shot if they are sent back to the mainland. 746 00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:08,057 What? Did you come here illegally? ah? 747 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:10,559 Why are you so loud? You don’t know? 748 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:11,352 How do I know? 749 00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:13,312 Last time I asked you if you came here by swimming, you said no. 750 00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:14,689 I really didn’t come here by swimming. 751 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:18,192 So how did you get here? mainland boy 752 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,069 I came here by train 753 00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:23,572 Hey, I can't help you anymore 754 00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:26,325 Ah, I dare not look at it 755 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,203 Sorry, sorry 756 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:33,207 Why not fix the windows? 757 00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:34,583 I'll go right away. I'll go right away. 758 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:37,420 Right away? Hum 759 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:52,852 Why did you fall down again? 760 00:46:56,105 --> 00:46:57,231 Does your hand still hurt? 761 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:00,359 Okay, go to bed early 762 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,241 Hurry up 763 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:20,880 Uncle Ge, what spells are you going to teach me tonight? 764 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,757 The spell I'm going to teach you tonight 765 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,134 It's the telekinesis you used to save that Sanba today. 766 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,763 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have called that 38 a 38. 767 00:47:29,138 --> 00:47:32,391 - What force? - It's telepathy 768 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:35,644 Nianli means to think with concentration and exertion 769 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:37,730 As long as your mind moves 770 00:47:37,730 --> 00:47:40,232 You can move everything you want 771 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:42,985 Or let it change as you wish 772 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:47,740 Even if you are thousands of miles away, you can do whatever you want 773 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:51,410 Wow, so awesome? Then can I lift you up? 774 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:54,789 Yes, but it's best not to use it 775 00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:56,791 Because thinking requires energy 776 00:47:56,999 --> 00:47:59,126 Over time, energy will be consumed 777 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:01,796 It takes a while to replenish it before it can be used again. 778 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,050 - I'd better get your hands ready first. - Yeah 779 00:48:06,175 --> 00:48:06,801 Come… 780 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:35,788 Too outrageous 781 00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:42,461 Hey, wake up, wake up 782 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,172 I want to prove that I'm not dreaming 783 00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:50,845 Huh? Still not awake? 784 00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:55,850 Please, please wake up. 785 00:48:56,434 --> 00:49:00,354 Ouch, didn’t you say you were very alert when you were sleeping? 786 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:04,483 You're lying. I slept like a dead pig. 787 00:49:06,485 --> 00:49:08,070 Why aren't you awake yet? 788 00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:13,993 This time I will definitely wake you up 789 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,495 I'd better go back to my room and go to bed first. 790 00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:28,966 telekinesis 791 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:02,291 That’s outrageous. Haven’t I already woken up? 792 00:50:03,918 --> 00:50:06,420 Was there any mistake? Who burned me like this? 793 00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:10,674 Damn it, it must be you. You are the only one who would do such a perverted thing. 794 00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:12,801 - Is it true? - What do you want to do? 795 00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:16,263 - Does it hurt? - Are you mentally ill? Of course it hurts 796 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:21,060 Then I'm not dreaming, then... 797 00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:34,073 - Come here - What's going on? 798 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:36,158 you hit me 799 00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:38,827 Fell again 800 00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:43,958 - I'm sorry - Aha, it doesn't matter. 801 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,042 sorry 802 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:46,585 Hold it for me first 803 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,090 You're so funny 804 00:50:52,091 --> 00:50:54,593 - You can make things fly, right? - Right 805 00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:57,304 - Can you perform a show? - Yes 806 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,724 You don't think he has special powers, do you? 807 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:03,435 I didn't think that it was at all 808 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,604 Didn't you see that? His injuries are all healed 809 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:06,855 And there's not even a scar 810 00:51:06,855 --> 00:51:09,108 How can ordinary people get better so quickly overnight? 811 00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:11,443 That's right. I've seen him learn invisibility before. 812 00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:16,740 Did you know we're stuck under the ceiling now? 813 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:20,369 Yeah? wow awesome 814 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:25,749 In addition to knowing these things, can you also play cards? 815 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:27,251 What cards are you playing? 816 00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:31,255 Oops, no, you are too young to enter the casino. 817 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,134 So do you know what numbers will be drawn in the Mark Six Lottery? 818 00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:36,635 I don't know 819 00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:41,348 But I can make it call any number. 820 00:51:41,598 --> 00:51:43,434 Wow, can you do that? 821 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:45,227 Can a running horse run faster? 822 00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,645 OK 823 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:50,649 Then can you let us down first? 824 00:51:51,233 --> 00:51:52,151 OK 825 00:51:56,655 --> 00:51:58,657 Get rich Get rich 826 00:51:59,033 --> 00:52:01,410 But I won't help you win money 827 00:52:01,410 --> 00:52:04,788 - Why? - Because the money doesn't belong to you 828 00:52:04,997 --> 00:52:06,373 If you use the money 829 00:52:06,498 --> 00:52:09,043 It's just using the money of your descendants. 830 00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:11,503 You don't have to worry about this 831 00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:14,673 I will make good use of the money I win 832 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:17,676 In this case, won’t my descendants be equally blessed? 833 00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:19,803 I don't believe you would do this 834 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,432 Let's not talk about these unhappy things anymore 835 00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:26,060 If you haven't gone out since you came here, have some fun. 836 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:28,187 - Let's have fun today - Are you treating me to a treat? 837 00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:30,272 - Of course it's my treat - Do you have money? 838 00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:31,440 If you have money, why don’t you pay back the debt? 839 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,693 Don't forget that women all have private money. Let's go. 840 00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:39,948 Strange, why doesn’t my mother have one? 841 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:45,329 - Do you really want to pretend? - Is it okay not to pretend? 842 00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:47,081 No way 843 00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:49,208 You can only take photos if your expressions are realistic. 844 00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:53,962 Look better. Look better. 845 00:52:54,088 --> 00:52:55,047 About to shoot 846 00:52:57,591 --> 00:52:59,343 I'm here. Come and catch me. 847 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,053 Can't run away 848 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,848 I'm here, big man 849 00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:09,812 Why is it missing? 850 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:15,984 The Mark Six lottery number for me is 123456 851 00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:17,986 Is it okay if the special number is 7? 852 00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:19,238 No way 853 00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:22,324 I see you and see where you run 854 00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:27,830 catch one 855 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:33,877 obscene and shameless 856 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:35,754 none of my business 857 00:53:41,969 --> 00:53:43,345 What a shame 858 00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:50,394 Can you give me the special number 123456, No. 7? 859 00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:51,478 No way 860 00:53:53,981 --> 00:53:57,025 Now I must take you in a circle until you feel dizzy. 861 00:54:00,028 --> 00:54:01,488 Huh? Little Living Buddha 862 00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:16,104 There's a fight. Let's go quickly. 863 00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:26,365 This issue of Mark Six Lottery helps me draw 123456 864 00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:30,577 With special number 7, I can win by myself. 865 00:55:31,578 --> 00:55:34,957 You don't need to say more. I won't help you. 866 00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:42,339 You little bastard, I don’t believe I can’t deal with you. 867 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:49,763 Wow, there’s a reward of 50,000 868 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,268 Miss, please take me to him immediately 869 00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:56,270 - But... - But what? 870 00:55:57,104 --> 00:56:01,400 The reward of 50,000 yuan is really too small. 871 00:56:01,650 --> 00:56:06,405 You guys don't seem to be relatives of that brat. 872 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:10,868 Just trying to take advantage of his special abilities 873 00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:12,035 Right? 874 00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:14,496 Okay, how many do you want? 875 00:56:16,164 --> 00:56:18,292 - Five hundred thousand - I'll give you one million 876 00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:19,543 U.S. dollars 877 00:56:19,668 --> 00:56:22,379 Just kidding, Sanba, you didn’t make it clear just now. 878 00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:26,133 I'll give you one million dollars Take me to see that kid right away 879 00:56:26,425 --> 00:56:28,886 This is not possible. There is no basis for what you say. 880 00:56:29,052 --> 00:56:30,554 How do I know if you will give me money? 881 00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:31,888 You can say 10 million 882 00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:35,684 How about you pay half of the deposit first? 883 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:38,645 Okay, then I'll pay you all 884 00:56:38,812 --> 00:56:39,646 Really? 885 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:42,566 - Ah, I don't want it - There are still 990,000 886 00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:44,526 Nine hundred and eighty thousand Nine hundred and seventy thousand 887 00:56:44,526 --> 00:56:46,778 - 960,000, 950,000 - Help... 888 00:56:47,696 --> 00:56:48,322 Who is it? 889 00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:51,283 Why is it you? 890 00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:00,834 Foreigners are rude 891 00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:04,463 I know you were sent by Uncle Ge, right? 892 00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:07,591 That's right. Do you dare to let me try you? 893 00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:09,426 Why don't I dare 894 00:57:15,474 --> 00:57:17,976 Wow, three points into the ground 895 00:57:19,478 --> 00:57:21,355 How did you insert it? Can you teach me? 896 00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:23,106 Do you think I'm making a fool of myself? 897 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:24,816 Please get out of the way 898 00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:26,360 Get out of the way, get out of the way 899 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:42,626 Do you know who you are? 900 00:57:42,751 --> 00:57:44,586 Where are you from Where are you going again? 901 00:57:45,003 --> 00:57:48,256 I am the little Living Buddha reincarnated in the fifth life 902 00:57:48,382 --> 00:57:51,218 It comes from the land of no life and no death 903 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:55,514 Now I have to go to the human world in the evil world of five turbidities 904 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:57,516 Do you know that after your nirvana in your previous life? 905 00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,476 Where are the relics left behind? 906 00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:01,395 Taken away by Geshe 907 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:05,399 Geshe has entered the demonic path and has already entered 908 00:58:05,399 --> 00:58:09,277 The realm of King Asura where the phantom body changes 909 00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:13,907 After some time, I'm afraid that even the righteous gods in the Three Realms Heaven 910 00:58:13,907 --> 00:58:16,410 There is no way to subdue him. 911 00:58:17,035 --> 00:58:18,912 Don’t you think you can’t do anything about it? 912 00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:22,791 Everything in the world must comply with destiny 913 00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:27,170 Even I can't go against the will of heaven 914 00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:30,048 There is a master somewhere 915 00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:33,301 It cannot be changed by manpower. 916 00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:35,554 Why have you been practicing for so long? 917 00:58:35,554 --> 00:58:37,889 Haven’t you even realized this truth? 918 00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:40,183 Thank you, Master, for your teachings. 919 00:58:43,562 --> 00:58:45,188 Have you finished trying it? 920 00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:46,314 Finished trying 921 00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:49,443 You are really our little living Buddha 922 00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:52,279 Little Sect Master, I will take you back to the temple immediately 923 00:58:53,405 --> 00:58:55,574 Friend, thank you for taking care of our little living Buddha 924 00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:57,451 You can just say that he is a little living Buddha 925 00:58:57,576 --> 00:58:58,827 Are you going to take him away? 926 00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:00,537 Are you reluctant to leave me? 927 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:02,330 Yes 928 00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,418 I can't bear it either 929 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,340 you hold him 930 00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:49,753 Do you still want to run? 931 01:00:15,654 --> 01:00:16,279 Go quickly 932 01:00:21,785 --> 01:00:23,411 Get up quickly and catch him 933 01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:26,289 Then 934 01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:56,570 Go to hell 935 01:01:00,824 --> 01:01:01,825 There is a way 936 01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:04,953 Dying 937 01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:07,706 - You didn’t do it when I asked you to do it, but now you do it so solidly - Go to hell 938 01:01:23,722 --> 01:01:25,098 Why are you so stupid? 939 01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:53,126 Nosebleed again 940 01:02:10,602 --> 01:02:12,604 Stop fighting. Look what that kid is doing. 941 01:02:20,612 --> 01:02:21,154 go 942 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:28,870 chase 943 01:02:31,539 --> 01:02:32,415 - Let's go quickly - Where are you going? 944 01:02:32,540 --> 01:02:33,541 Go save them 945 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:25,969 Oh my god 946 01:03:25,969 --> 01:03:26,845 They are chasing 947 01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:30,223 protect him 948 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:30,974 Are you okay? 949 01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:33,226 Hug him, hug him, hug him quickly 950 01:03:42,193 --> 01:03:43,236 Come over quickly and help. 951 01:03:43,486 --> 01:03:45,363 Me? How can I do this? 952 01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:46,990 Then hold him 953 01:04:31,659 --> 01:04:32,410 Are you okay? 954 01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:47,675 You three, go away. I've already called the police. The police will be here soon. 955 01:04:48,676 --> 01:04:50,553 Wow, is that okay? 956 01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:55,767 It seems that the police are becoming increasingly unable to protect themselves. 957 01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:57,310 put me down 958 01:05:27,215 --> 01:05:29,217 Does he have a fever? Why are you sweating profusely? 959 01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:30,343 You just have a fever 960 01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:33,721 It was because he used his skills that he asked those little birds to come and help him. 961 01:05:33,721 --> 01:05:35,181 So the energy is exhausted 962 01:05:36,057 --> 01:05:39,102 You're wrong. That's not called Qi. It's called telepathy. 963 01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:40,728 Almost 964 01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:43,606 Let's go 965 01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:48,611 It's so windy. What's going on? 966 01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:55,577 It's Geshe 967 01:06:14,012 --> 01:06:16,598 Geshe, give me back the little living Buddha 968 01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:18,766 You dare to talk to me based on your identity 969 01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:21,853 Overestimating one's capabilities 970 01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:28,985 With your current skills, you should go back and continue practicing in front of the mirror. 971 01:06:29,277 --> 01:06:31,154 Or just go back to the countryside and farm. 972 01:06:39,621 --> 01:06:42,415 Don't look at me like that. I know I'm the worst to die. 973 01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:45,168 - Just scold me. - I can't curse, I can only hit. 974 01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:47,295 Huh? Forget it, let's talk later... 975 01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:50,048 I'll tell you if something happens to the little living Buddha 976 01:06:50,048 --> 01:06:51,299 I won't let you go 977 01:06:51,799 --> 01:06:54,177 I know you'll make me look ugly 978 01:06:54,302 --> 01:06:56,638 I won't hit you, I will kill you 979 01:06:57,764 --> 01:06:58,806 So kind? 980 01:06:59,807 --> 01:07:00,892 banjo 981 01:07:01,559 --> 01:07:03,061 Hey, who is this? 982 01:07:06,648 --> 01:07:10,151 Master, I'm really sorry, Master? It's no use to me 983 01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:12,570 Didn't protect the little living Buddha properly 984 01:07:14,322 --> 01:07:15,573 Don't say anything now 985 01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:17,825 You and them rush back to the temple immediately to save the little living Buddha 986 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,577 If it's too late, it might be too late 987 01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:21,287 Got it, master 988 01:07:24,832 --> 01:07:26,960 Us? Of course you can go 989 01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:29,295 I can’t fight and I can’t run fast. 990 01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:31,965 It's really useless for me to go. I don't want to go. 991 01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:50,066 What to do? Are you afraid? 992 01:07:51,609 --> 01:07:52,735 I didn’t ask you to drink 993 01:07:57,115 --> 01:07:58,116 give him something to drink 994 01:08:04,455 --> 01:08:06,249 You three look at him. 995 01:08:07,458 --> 01:08:10,128 Keep him out of the sun until sunset today 996 01:08:10,837 --> 01:08:14,465 As long as he can't touch the sun, all secret teachings will be lost after sunset. 997 01:08:14,590 --> 01:08:15,883 Became a useless person 998 01:08:16,134 --> 01:08:20,346 From now on, the Son of the Sun will disappear from the righteous path. 999 01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:22,724 The world will fall into darkness 1000 01:08:22,974 --> 01:08:25,226 Ruled by me, King Asura 1001 01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:37,989 I think you may have misunderstood what your master meant. 1002 01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:41,367 When he talks about you, he probably means you and him. 1003 01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:43,244 Not including me 1004 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:44,996 This is it. Let's go in. 1005 01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:49,125 Wait a minute. Let me finish my last question. 1006 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:51,085 Do I really want to go in? 1007 01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:54,213 I'll give you three choices now. First, you go in with us. 1008 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:56,132 Second, we will go in with you 1009 01:08:56,257 --> 01:08:58,760 The third is we go in together, which one do you choose? 1010 01:08:59,761 --> 01:09:01,971 Nonsense. No matter what, we still have to go in. 1011 01:09:09,228 --> 01:09:10,021 It's the little living Buddha 1012 01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:16,778 Isn't that the pattern that the kid often draws? 1013 01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:20,156 It should be called Little Living Buddha 1014 01:09:21,866 --> 01:09:23,910 I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself now. 1015 01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:26,662 Wait a minute and I'll help you out with blinders. 1016 01:09:27,121 --> 01:09:28,664 Just draw their attention 1017 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,917 Then he and I will become invisible 1018 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,795 Go in and rescue the little living Buddha. Do you understand? 1019 01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:35,171 Is that okay? 1020 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:37,757 Remember that your movements should not be too big 1021 01:09:37,924 --> 01:09:40,927 If you move too much, you'll be exposed. Go ahead. 1022 01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:43,930 phantom body method 1023 01:09:52,313 --> 01:09:57,193 Hey, you three, listen, call that big devil Geshe to come out. 1024 01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:58,945 We're going to challenge him 1025 01:09:59,946 --> 01:10:03,700 It's just the three of you who come to our sect master. You want to die? 1026 01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:09,580 So you are stupid all year round and the wood is angry. 1027 01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:12,834 Are we going to die in vain here? 1028 01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:15,837 Of course we came prepared 1029 01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,213 "Ah ha" 1030 01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:22,927 If you don’t believe it, come up and try it. 1031 01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:26,722 As long as you come within three feet 1032 01:10:26,848 --> 01:10:28,933 He will definitely die 1033 01:10:31,102 --> 01:10:34,856 How is it? Afraid? Hahaha… 1034 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:38,484 If you're afraid, call that old demon Geshe out. 1035 01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:40,486 Don't stand on it all the time 1036 01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:42,864 If you have the ability, come down and save the little living Buddha 1037 01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:45,450 Hum, you pull it 1038 01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:47,952 I want you to die convinced 1039 01:10:51,998 --> 01:10:54,500 Oops, I'm so talkative. 1040 01:10:55,126 --> 01:10:56,586 This is so embarrassing 1041 01:11:23,237 --> 01:11:26,032 You stinky bitch, how dare you use a blind trick to deceive me. 1042 01:11:30,786 --> 01:11:33,539 Fortunately, I was already prepared 1043 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:36,918 Where are the two of them? Why did it disappear? 1044 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:49,430 You idiot, I told you not to move so much. 1045 01:13:58,059 --> 01:14:01,020 Why has your face turned so dark? Are you poisoned? Little Living Buddha 1046 01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:05,066 Little Living Buddha, please wake up. 1047 01:14:05,066 --> 01:14:06,942 They won't last much longer. Wake up. 1048 01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:08,569 Did you hear what I said? 1049 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:10,321 Wake up, wake up 1050 01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:12,698 - Wake up - It doesn't matter what you call him. 1051 01:14:13,324 --> 01:14:16,577 If you want to save him, go next to the cave entrance 1052 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:19,956 There's a hole there. Use that hole to let the sun shine in. 1053 01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:20,706 That one? 1054 01:14:20,915 --> 01:14:23,334 - Yes, hurry up and go - Okay….. 1055 01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:35,805 Wow, no, how can we get there at such a high altitude? 1056 01:14:47,441 --> 01:14:48,484 Take a gamble 1057 01:14:52,988 --> 01:14:55,366 It’s so high, I won’t bet anymore 1058 01:14:56,367 --> 01:14:58,452 Concentrate. I'll support you from behind. 1059 01:14:59,203 --> 01:15:00,579 Master? it's me 1060 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:02,581 - Is that okay? - stand up 1061 01:15:10,381 --> 01:15:11,215 OK 1062 01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:27,648 Wow, we join forces and we are invincible 1063 01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:28,607 Be careful 1064 01:15:31,986 --> 01:15:33,404 I already told you to concentrate. 1065 01:15:33,404 --> 01:15:35,406 - It’s you who’s in pain, not me. - I got it 1066 01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:36,532 - Still not up? - Yes 1067 01:15:43,414 --> 01:15:44,999 Okay, I'll give it a try 1068 01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:57,678 Why so high? 1069 01:16:09,315 --> 01:16:11,901 Oops, it’s so high that I can’t climb up. 1070 01:16:20,326 --> 01:16:22,953 Ouch, it hurts like hell. It hurts like hell. 1071 01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:27,041 Want to run? 1072 01:16:58,489 --> 01:16:59,198 master 1073 01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:12,878 There is light. I see light... 1074 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,895 Ge Nong, do you think I don't know you're attached to him? 1075 01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:32,398 Now you only have one spirit body left and you can't fight me at all. 1076 01:17:32,398 --> 01:17:34,150 Do you still want to rescue the little living Buddha? 1077 01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:39,029 Hum you are wrong 1078 01:17:39,363 --> 01:17:41,490 You and I can't decide anything between heaven and earth. 1079 01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:44,034 Even if you cultivate to the realm of King Asura 1080 01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:45,286 You can't go against fate either 1081 01:17:45,286 --> 01:17:47,663 Okay, I'll see how God can help you 1082 01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:17,943 Okay, okay, I dug a hole. 1083 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:21,447 What's the point of looking underground? It is only useful if you take care of a small living Buddha 1084 01:18:22,573 --> 01:18:25,326 Yes, yes, I have a mirror 1085 01:18:27,578 --> 01:18:30,706 I caught him. Why is it still not working? 1086 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:32,958 You look at that Buddha 1087 01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:36,670 Why is there still no response? 1088 01:18:52,978 --> 01:18:54,605 Master, what should I do if it doesn’t work? 1089 01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:01,236 The mirror is gone 1090 01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:13,832 The master is gone too 1091 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:15,501 Master… 1092 01:19:37,272 --> 01:19:39,274 Why don't you go over and help? What are you doing here? 1093 01:19:40,276 --> 01:19:41,735 Write a suicide note 1094 01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:45,531 Depending on the situation, we really have to wait to die. 1095 01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:48,284 I can't even understand what you are writing 1096 01:19:48,534 --> 01:19:49,910 I don't know myself 1097 01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:52,037 Just like what the little living Buddha said 1098 01:19:52,246 --> 01:19:54,665 If everyone knew what they were doing 1099 01:19:54,915 --> 01:19:56,667 Then the world would be great 1100 01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:00,796 Shoot that sun 1101 01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:04,425 Shoot that sun Shoot that sun pattern 1102 01:20:04,925 --> 01:20:07,803 What to shoot? What to shoot with? 1103 01:20:08,554 --> 01:20:10,055 Shoot with a rubber band? 1104 01:20:12,516 --> 01:20:16,145 It seems that next year it will be 12:25 today 1105 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,688 It's our death anniversary 1106 01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:19,773 Yes 1107 01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:38,959 Son of the Sun… 1108 01:20:39,168 --> 01:20:42,087 Wow, so cool 1109 01:20:42,421 --> 01:20:43,839 - kill - Yes 1110 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:15,829 Old monster, are you still alive? 1111 01:21:24,588 --> 01:21:26,215 Hey, what is that? 1112 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:27,382 Go ask him 1113 01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:10,676 Ten Thousand Buddhas Chaozong 1114 01:23:20,954 --> 01:23:21,705 Help 1115 01:23:22,873 --> 01:23:24,708 Little Living Buddha 1116 01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:27,002 Geshe, you are endangering the world 1117 01:23:27,127 --> 01:23:29,004 must suffer hell 1118 01:23:29,254 --> 01:23:31,632 Do you realize your mistake now? 1119 01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:37,262 I know I was wrong, little living Buddha, please save me 1120 01:23:37,346 --> 01:23:39,097 I really realized my mistake this time 1121 01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:42,518 I decided to abandon the evil path and seek the righteous path 1122 01:23:42,643 --> 01:23:46,396 I beg you, little Living Buddha, to be merciful and give me another chance. 1123 01:23:47,105 --> 01:23:48,732 help me 1124 01:23:49,149 --> 01:23:51,735 I, the Buddha, am merciful and save all sentient beings. 1125 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:55,155 I'll give you another chance now 1126 01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:57,866 I hope you can take care of yourself 1127 01:23:59,409 --> 01:24:02,621 Thank you, little living Buddha. Thank you, little living Buddha. 1128 01:24:10,796 --> 01:24:11,672 Let go... 1129 01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:17,302 go away… 1130 01:24:17,678 --> 01:24:23,058 Hey...you are still vicious and have not improved, and it is difficult to show your kindness. 1131 01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:27,437 I think you should continue to suffer in hell here. 1132 01:24:31,191 --> 01:24:34,945 Don’t… 1133 01:24:55,340 --> 01:24:58,218 Offer Hada 1134 01:25:05,851 --> 01:25:08,228 Finally atone for my sins and my merits are complete. Let's go. 1135 01:25:08,353 --> 01:25:10,063 Go? Where to go? 1136 01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:12,107 I smuggled there and now I'm smuggling back. 1137 01:25:12,190 --> 01:25:14,067 Now that I'm back, I won't leave 1138 01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:15,485 What should I do? 1139 01:25:15,736 --> 01:25:18,113 Oh, you can try sneaking across the border and see if you can go back. 1140 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:19,323 What if the smuggling fails? 1141 01:25:19,573 --> 01:25:20,699 That's hard to say 1142 01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:22,075 Maybe get bitten to death by a shark 1143 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:23,744 Or I'll jump off the train and fall to death 1144 01:25:23,827 --> 01:25:25,454 Maybe he died for no reason 1145 01:25:25,746 --> 01:25:27,372 Huh? Then I won’t leave 1146 01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:28,498 I want to stay and be a lama 1147 01:25:28,582 --> 01:25:29,374 OK 1148 01:25:31,251 --> 01:25:32,878 Follow me and you'll have food and shelter 1149 01:25:32,878 --> 01:25:35,005 But I want you to shave your head first 1150 01:25:35,756 --> 01:25:36,757 Shave your head? 1151 01:25:37,007 --> 01:25:40,761 Ah, I quit