1 00:00:01,625 --> 00:00:03,416 I'm not gonna be a superhero. 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,333 What else ya gonna do as a Hulk? 3 00:00:15,458 --> 00:00:17,166 Previously, on my show... 4 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:19,583 Remember my date with the guy with the fetish? 5 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:20,875 Did you call me a specimen? 6 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:22,041 As a compliment. 7 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:24,500 I wanna see the supersuit that Luke made you. 8 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,083 Why? I won't wear it. 9 00:00:26,083 --> 00:00:30,083 You didn't tell me you were nominated for Female Lawyer of the Year. 10 00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:31,666 Do we get to go to a gala? 11 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:34,875 My friend sent me a link to a video post on that site, Intelligencia. 12 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:37,291 - I met a guy. - I'm Josh. 13 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:39,458 We went on a few dates, it was going great. 14 00:00:39,458 --> 00:00:40,750 And I haven't heard from him. 15 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:42,000 You were ghosted. 16 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,416 Next time you think of Josh, 17 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:47,041 everyone we meet, no matter how much they hurt you, 18 00:00:47,791 --> 00:00:49,291 is a lesson learned. 19 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:29,750 ROBBER 1: Is this OLED or QLED? 20 00:01:29,750 --> 00:01:31,041 My online research tells me 21 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,750 OLED is better for color resolution and picture quality. 22 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:36,041 Funny enough, I actually read the article... 23 00:01:37,416 --> 00:01:40,583 The store might be closed, but you forgot about 24 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:43,041 the Guard Frog. 25 00:01:48,416 --> 00:01:49,958 The hell is a Guard Frog? 26 00:01:49,958 --> 00:01:51,291 ROBBER 2: I think it's his name. 27 00:01:51,791 --> 00:01:53,666 My name is Leapfrog. 28 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:57,500 I'm just acting like I'm the Guard Frog in this particular instance. 29 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,000 "The Guard Frog"? 30 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,166 Yeah, but my name is Leapfrog. 31 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:04,041 Yes, that has been noted several times, Mr. Patilio. 32 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:05,833 - Cool. - So, your defective suit... 33 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:08,375 Right. So, I was surrounded by these huge guys. 34 00:02:08,375 --> 00:02:10,500 Twisting toe jam! 35 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:13,375 Although I was outnumbered, I could tell they were afraid of me. 36 00:02:13,375 --> 00:02:18,000 So, in order to de-escalate the situation, I shouted my signature catchphrase. 37 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,958 Time to ribbit and rip it! 38 00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:29,458 And then next thing I know, 39 00:02:29,458 --> 00:02:34,916 my inflammable suit with a 900-degree threshold is on fire. 40 00:02:35,375 --> 00:02:39,208 And, you guessed it, I have third-degree burns all over my legs. 41 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:43,500 I mean, I deserve justice. 42 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:49,333 And compensation for all of my pain, mental anguish and... 43 00:02:49,958 --> 00:02:51,041 Stuff. 44 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:54,750 Well, this does seem to be a pretty clear case of manufacturer's defect, 45 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:57,916 negligence, strict liability, and breach of warranty. 46 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,750 - Yes? - I do believe 47 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,833 you are owed compensatory damages. 48 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,166 Yeah! Whoo! 49 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:05,916 What is the name of the manufacturer? 50 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:09,333 Luke Jacobson. He specializes in supersuits. 51 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:10,416 Oh, shit. 52 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:15,416 Jacobson is the only tailor I can go to because of my unique physique. 53 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:18,750 Do you think maybe Pug could take this one? 54 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:21,750 Mr. Patilio is one of our biggest clients. 55 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:23,333 The guy dressed as a frog? 56 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:24,958 Mr. Patilio, Sr. 57 00:03:24,958 --> 00:03:28,916 Look, it's very important that we keep the Patilios happy. 58 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,041 Eugene is also very excited to have a Hulk on the case. 59 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:35,166 And they're willing to sign a conflict waiver 60 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,500 to have you, Ms. Walters. 61 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,125 But I believe I would be ethically compromised 62 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:41,458 in representing a client against Jacobson. 63 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:44,041 I like my nice clothes and I don't wanna piss him off. 64 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:47,125 You've handled a client who had to sign a conflict waiver before, 65 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:51,083 in a case one would argue is a lot more personal than this one. 66 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,958 Yes, and I would love not to be in that position again. 67 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:55,958 Also, he's making me a dress for the gala. 68 00:03:55,958 --> 00:03:57,375 Very well, Ms. Walters. 69 00:03:58,291 --> 00:04:02,375 I suggest that you try to come to an agreement with Mr. Jacobson 70 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:06,000 so then a filing would not be necessary. Understood? 71 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:10,375 - Ribbit and rip it. - Yes, ribbit and rip it indeed. 72 00:04:15,916 --> 00:04:18,833 Jennifer, do not rush me. 73 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:21,666 I told you your dress will not be ready until Friday. 74 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:24,750 You wanna look good for your lawyer award, right? 75 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:28,541 Uh, yes. Well, Luke, I am here under some 76 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:30,458 unpleasant business. 77 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:36,250 I have been retained by a client who suffered serious injuries 78 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:38,916 due to a dysfunctional suit that you sold him. 79 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,833 Nothing has been filed. I think we can come to some kind of... 80 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:42,958 Excuse me? 81 00:04:43,791 --> 00:04:45,291 How dare you. 82 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:49,458 I have never made a defective suit in all my life. My work is impeccable. 83 00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:52,458 Obviously, I know that firsthand. And I... 84 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,541 Trust me, I'm not happy to be doing this. 85 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:55,666 I'm not trusting you 86 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:58,708 after you just lumbered in here and stabbed me in the back. 87 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:00,708 Well, there's no lawsuit yet. 88 00:05:00,708 --> 00:05:02,041 And there won't be 89 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:06,083 if you just take some responsibility for some of my client's injuries. 90 00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:08,583 I do not make suits that malfunction. 91 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:10,291 My work speaks for itself. 92 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:12,958 Oh, excuse me. What did you say? 93 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,583 She wants to tell me something, hold on. 94 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:21,375 "She-Hulk will never get another suit by Luke Jacobson ever again?" 95 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:23,666 Oh! 96 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:25,416 Hey, I pre-paid for that! 97 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,333 Then you shouldn't have betrayed me. 98 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:30,875 You are blocked, blacklisted and reported! 99 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:32,333 Now, I am gonna take you down. 100 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:36,250 Well, I hope it's not down to wherever it is you get your ugly clothes from. 101 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,458 See you in court! 102 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:40,000 Can you... 103 00:05:40,333 --> 00:05:41,458 Goodbye, tragedy. 104 00:05:52,291 --> 00:05:56,083 Mr. Jacobson, I see you are presently without counsel. 105 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:58,458 Are you representing yourself? 106 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,375 Representing himself? 107 00:06:00,375 --> 00:06:03,000 Start planning how you're gonna spend all your new money. 108 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,416 Mr. Jacobson? 109 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:09,583 Of course I'm not representing myself, Your Honor. I'm not a fool. 110 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:11,500 Then where is your counsel? 111 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:19,458 I'm here. 112 00:06:20,666 --> 00:06:24,458 Apologies for the tardiness, Your Honor. I had trouble finding parking. 113 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:28,000 I'm just kidding. My driver got lost. 114 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,750 My name is Matthew Murdock. 115 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:32,250 I'll be representing Mr. Jacobson in this case. 116 00:06:32,250 --> 00:06:33,666 Hey. Sorry I'm late. 117 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,666 As a first point of order, I'd like to ask that 118 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:39,458 the motion to compel production of the defendant's client list be rejected 119 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:41,500 as it's not relevant to the litigation. 120 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:42,958 Who's this asshole? 121 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:46,541 Your Honor, I believe this information to be incredibly relevant 122 00:06:46,625 --> 00:06:48,333 given the nature of the complaint. 123 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:52,000 There could be multiple instances of Mr. Jacobson's other clients 124 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,250 sustaining injuries from faulty merchandise. 125 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:56,833 I believe Ms. Walters will find that Mr. Jacobson's record 126 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,458 as it pertains to customer satisfaction to be spotless. 127 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:03,375 If the defendant has nothing to hide, then why not hear from his clients? 128 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:06,500 That's an invasion of privacy based on a very shaky "what if." 129 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:09,833 This is a very common procedure in product liability lawsuits. 130 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:11,416 It is material to the case whether 131 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:14,041 this type of malfunction has affected other people. 132 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:16,083 There is no inherent right to privacy 133 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:18,625 when employing Mr. Jacobson's tailoring services. 134 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:20,625 We're not just talking about a product here. 135 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:22,625 The very nature of Mr. Jacobson's line of work, 136 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:26,291 making suits exclusively for superheroes, necessitates anonymity. 137 00:07:26,375 --> 00:07:29,041 May I remind you that the Sokovia Accords have been repealed. 138 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:32,416 Superheroes operate in the public eye. 139 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:38,000 As public figures, it is assumed that there will be some loss of privacy. 140 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,250 We're not talking about celebrities, 141 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:43,166 but superheroes who have enemies who will try to harm them, 142 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,416 and people close to them. 143 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,708 The ones who didn't ask to be a part of this life. 144 00:07:46,708 --> 00:07:49,208 Ms. Walters chose to have her identity be public, 145 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:51,166 but she can't choose for everyone else. 146 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,250 This isn't about privacy for privacy's sake. 147 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:57,041 If this information is not protected, not only would it ruin my client's career, 148 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:59,291 it could put a lot of people in a lot of danger, 149 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,458 and all over one man's misuse of a suit. 150 00:08:01,458 --> 00:08:03,500 I'm in agreement with Mr. Murdock. 151 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:07,166 Motion to compel discovery is denied. 152 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,541 Wait. Does that mean I don't get a new suit? 153 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:10,708 Sit down! 154 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:12,625 What, no... Look at this thing! 155 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:14,625 How am I supposed to wear this? 156 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:19,500 Mr. Patilio, what kind of fuel did you use in your boosters? 157 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,583 Jet fuel. 158 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:24,083 Wait a minute, you used jet fuel in your boosters? 159 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:26,375 Because that's not what my instructions said. 160 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:27,500 What? 161 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,375 Uh... 162 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:30,500 No, I didn't. 163 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:33,666 He's lying. Don't ask me how I know, I just know. 164 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:36,083 Yes, we can all tell he's lying, Mr. Murdock. 165 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:40,625 If the plaintiff ignored the manufacturer's explicit instructions, 166 00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:44,000 then the defendant is absolved of all liability. 167 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,583 I'm dismissing this case. 168 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,208 Am I gonna go to jail? 169 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:49,208 No, but I would like you to. 170 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:51,416 - And Luke, Luke. - Yes, clown? 171 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,541 I just wanted to apologize for... 172 00:08:53,625 --> 00:08:55,500 For daring to question my craftsmanship? 173 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:59,041 Is there any way that we could go back to you being my tailor? 174 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:02,291 Jennifer, Jenny, Jen. 175 00:09:03,083 --> 00:09:05,583 No. Because I hate you now. 176 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:16,541 What's this? 177 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:18,166 It's from that guy over there. 178 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:23,000 An appletini? Cute. 179 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,125 Mind if I join you? 180 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:26,000 Sure. 181 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,333 Would you mind? 182 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,500 I wanted to extend a peace offering. 183 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:38,791 Ugh! I hate it when people take the high road. 184 00:09:39,458 --> 00:09:41,375 So, what's your story, Matt Murdock? 185 00:09:41,375 --> 00:09:42,500 You're from New York 186 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,708 but you flew all the way out here for a product liability case? 187 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:49,208 Luke Jacobson made a couple of new suits for me, so I owed him one. 188 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:50,750 Doesn't really look like it. 189 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:54,041 That's a low blow insulting a blind man's clothes. 190 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,541 I'm wearing pants, right? 191 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,375 You have your own practice, right? 192 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:03,416 Ms. Walters, have you been checking up on me? 193 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,416 Yeah. Can you blame me? You came out of nowhere 194 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,166 and you made my dumb client admit 195 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,625 to being even dumber than I thought he was in court. 196 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:11,291 How did you know about the jet fuel? 197 00:10:11,958 --> 00:10:13,000 A hunch. 198 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,833 What is his deal, by the way? 199 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:16,833 - Well, I'll give you one guess. - Okay. 200 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,541 It rhymes with "rich parents." 201 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:20,541 Wait, I said it was rich parents. 202 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:24,916 His dad is a very important client, so he is a very important client. 203 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,291 Well, you know the expression, "One for them, one for us"? 204 00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:28,416 Yeah. 205 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,916 Well, I run my practice in Hell's Kitchen, 206 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,208 and we mostly do pro bono work. The "us" part. 207 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:37,458 But I do on occasion take a job with a bigger client 208 00:10:37,458 --> 00:10:40,916 when the bills start piling up. The "them" part. 209 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,083 Wow. Secret double lives of Matt Murdock, how does he do it? 210 00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:48,375 As someone who works for "them" full-time, 211 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:51,250 I really don't have any gas in the tank for anything else. 212 00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:54,916 Yeah, you say that, 213 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,541 but I think you're in a unique position to do some real good. 214 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,250 You see, the way I see it, 215 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,583 Jen Walters can use the law to help people when society fails them. 216 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:08,541 And She-Hulk can help people when the law fails them. 217 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:12,833 So, you can, if you choose... 218 00:11:13,416 --> 00:11:14,916 Be the best of both worlds. 219 00:11:17,791 --> 00:11:19,916 - Excuse me for a moment. - Yeah. 220 00:11:25,583 --> 00:11:28,041 We're all feeling this, right, it's not just me? 221 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:36,666 {\an8}Ugh! You remember Todd, that gross tech bro with the She-Hulk fetish? 222 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,750 Ugh! 223 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,583 Hey, do you wanna get another round? 224 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:44,041 Jen, I am so sorry, I have to go. Something has just come up with work. 225 00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:47,500 Oh, yeah. Totally. I got work, too. 226 00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,333 - Yeah. - Um... 227 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,000 Uh, yeah, it was really... 228 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,416 It was nice meeting you. 229 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,875 Yeah, you, too. 230 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:09,750 {\an8}Okay. 231 00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:13,000 Mr. Phelps. 232 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,458 Mr... It's Todd. 233 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,541 So, what is the urgent matter that you wanted to discuss with me? 234 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:24,125 Oh, yeah... So, I was at an auction recently buying art 235 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:29,208 and then, get this, they had an authentic Wakandan war spear. 236 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:34,083 So, I, of course, win the auction. A millie. 237 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,708 It's (CLEARS THROAT) a million. 238 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,750 - Dollars. - I got that. 239 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,333 Yeah. So... I mean, you gotta see it, right? 240 00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:48,041 So, here it is. Check this out. 241 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,125 Boom. How cool is that? 242 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,791 I mean, I own that now. 243 00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:55,916 God, no one is collecting African shit on my level. 244 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:00,708 I love it. I love Wakanda. You know, I actually studied abroad there. 245 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:01,833 Really? 246 00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:03,625 Wakanda Forever! 247 00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:06,166 Ooh! I... That makes me uncomfortable. 248 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:09,291 So, is there a legal issue with your purchase? 249 00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:12,833 No, no. Well, okay, they want it back 250 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:16,000 because apparently it was stolen by colonizers, 251 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,625 but whatever. I mean, I got the receipts. 252 00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,625 You know, listen, babe. 253 00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:28,041 Let's just drop the whole coy thing 254 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,041 'cause I don't play games, okay? 255 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,750 And I can feel it and I can tell that we're both feeling it. 256 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,166 Ugh! No! 257 00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:35,916 Oh! 258 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:39,958 Goodbye. Oh, and I'm billing you for the whole hour. 259 00:13:42,833 --> 00:13:44,166 What? 260 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,875 Oh, God. 261 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,458 - Hello? - Thank God! Ms. Walters, it's Leapfrog. 262 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,916 Listen, you gotta help me. I think I'm being attacked. 263 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,375 Legally or physically? 264 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:13,833 Definitely physically. But, I mean, maybe legally, too. 265 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,041 Where are you? 266 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:16,833 I'm on my way to the Lily Pad. 267 00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:19,041 Is that a place I'm supposed to know? 268 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,750 Yeah. It's my famous secret lair. 269 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,750 Yeah, I just need to find my friends. 270 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:26,583 Okay, I'm gonna try to lose him in this parking lot. 271 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,250 - I'm gonna lose ya. - You're close. 272 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,416 I'm heading to you. We'll meet in the middle. 273 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,625 Hurry! 274 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,291 Whoa! 275 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,083 My car! 276 00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,458 You need to back off. 277 00:14:58,458 --> 00:14:59,750 And waste this outfit? 278 00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,250 Eugene, get out of here. 279 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,333 Dope supersuit! 280 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:03,583 You're making a mistake. 281 00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:06,583 You made a mistake when you messed with my client! 282 00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,666 'Cause now I'm gonna whoop your ass. 283 00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,458 Huh. My ass remains unwhooped. 284 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,458 Yeah? Let's fix that. 285 00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:30,125 Ribbit and rip it! 286 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,375 Where are you going? We're not done. 287 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,791 You're very persistent, aren't you? 288 00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,291 And you're very annoying. 289 00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:44,958 See you later! 290 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,708 Come on! 291 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,416 Gotcha. 292 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,916 Whoa, whoa! Jen! 293 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,250 Matt? 294 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:10,958 Wait. Do you pretend to be blind, man? 'Cause that is really problematic. 295 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,708 No. No, no, I'm blind, I'm blind. Relax. I... 296 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,416 I have a spatial method that I use to see. 297 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,583 Oh, like echolocation? 298 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:23,291 Yeah, kind of. It's... Basically I have really good hearing. 299 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:24,666 Or at least I did. 300 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,416 Wait, why were you attacking my client? 301 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,833 Leapfrog is the bad guy here. 302 00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:30,166 He kidnapped Luke Jacobson. He's holding him hostage. 303 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,458 Why didn't you tell me that before we fought? 304 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,875 Why didn't you ask me before trying to whoop my ass? 305 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:39,000 I'm sorry that I assumed the guy dressed as the devil was the bad one. 306 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,125 Yeah, that's a fair point. 307 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,541 So, are you, like, a superhero? 308 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:48,166 Like the Gold Devil? 309 00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,791 I'm Daredevil. 310 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:57,375 It is very daring to use ketchup and mustard as your color scheme. 311 00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:58,541 How 'bout I tell Luke? 312 00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,000 No! No, please don't. 313 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:05,083 Okay. Well, if you're done making fun, I need to save my client from your client. 314 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:06,583 Okay, yeah, let's go. 315 00:17:07,041 --> 00:17:08,791 You ever destroy a parking lot before? 316 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,208 Crap. I'll go leave a note. 317 00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,083 Hmm. Subtle. 318 00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:18,958 For version two, we gotta go all out. 319 00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,875 I'm talking bulletproof shields, 320 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,958 fancy AI with a British voice that talks to you. 321 00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:29,000 Oh, snap! And some of those poison darts, like the tree frogs. 322 00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:32,375 I don't know who told you that you could pull off this color, 323 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:35,500 but you should go back to them and shoot them. 324 00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:40,791 Look, I know you're just being mean because I kidnapped you, 325 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:43,333 but words hurt, man. 326 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:47,666 Guys, what do we think about the name "Leap Squad"? 327 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,333 You know, like, "Leap Squad!" 328 00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:52,125 I can't believe this dodo has henchmen. 329 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:55,000 Actually, I can. I bet these goons work for his dad. 330 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,041 Nah, see, that's where you're wrong. 331 00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,875 Goons and henchmen are two completely different animals. 332 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:03,333 Henchmen believe in the cause, goons are just there for the paycheck. 333 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,875 Henchmen, goons, whatever. 334 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,833 There are 25 goons in the building. 335 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:11,666 Seven below us, eight in the front, and 10 in the hallway. 336 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,083 How do you know that? 337 00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,583 I can hear their heartbeats. 338 00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:19,333 You can hear their heartbeats? Come on, that's a little far-fetched. 339 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:27,333 I can hear yours, too. Your heart's beating pretty fast. 340 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,416 What? 341 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,125 What? No, it's not. I'm healthy. 342 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:36,000 Okay. 343 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,333 I'll sneak in and take out the goons in the back. 344 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,125 It'll take me 15 seconds for each one. 345 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,916 So, wait here until I've gotten all 10. 346 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:46,500 I'm not gonna sit here for half an hour while you pick off goons one by one. 347 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,083 That's not how that math works out. 348 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,208 I'm a Hulk. How about I just smash our way in? 349 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,708 They have weapons, Jennifer. 350 00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:54,416 Yeah, good thing She-Hulk is indestructible, Matthew. 351 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,916 Stealth's the way to go. I've done this a million times. 352 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,125 Have you broken into a warehouse full of goons? 353 00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:01,333 Remind me again who has the superpowers here? 354 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,958 I'm pointing at myself. 355 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,666 Oh, yeah, I know. I have echolocation, remember? 356 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:06,958 Just let me do my thing. 357 00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:09,208 Yeah, and I will do my thing. 358 00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:13,750 You... You don't have a thing. You don't ever do this. 359 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,958 Just follow my lead. 360 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,541 Okay, I guess that's pretty cool. 361 00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:26,916 So, I said I respect that you wanna dress up like a frog, 362 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,375 but that doesn't mean I'm cool with being a baby frog. 363 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,583 Wait, I thought he wanted to call us "Tadpoles." 364 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:32,708 Yeah, man. 365 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,291 How do you not know what... 366 00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:07,875 GOON 2 ON WALKIE: Tadpole five, come in. 367 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,250 We need backup at the rear entrance. We got... 368 00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:11,750 Tadpole five, repeat. 369 00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,375 Hang tight, backup's on the way. 370 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:40,708 She-Hulk smash. 371 00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,875 Ugh! More hench-goons? 372 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,250 {\an8}How about we don't? 373 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:00,250 Whoa! Hey! That's vintage! 374 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:06,708 Hey, what are you doing? You're supposed to be helping me. 375 00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:07,958 I am helping you. 376 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:10,583 I'm stopping you from getting into even more trouble. 377 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,166 Go call the police. 378 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:17,125 Don't you yell at me. I'm already very stressed out. 379 00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,791 Eugene, let me give you some legal advice. 380 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:22,833 Stop now, before you rack up even more serious charges. 381 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:25,583 Legally speaking, we could say this is an episode of mania... 382 00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:28,375 Temporary insanity is murky, but it's not a bad strategy. 383 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:33,166 I'd angle this more as a form of traumatic expression due to undiagnosed PTSD. 384 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,000 So, the devil ninja guy, he's a lawyer? 385 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,833 No. I'm just a big fan of legal dramas. 386 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,541 This guy's really kinda doing it for me. 387 00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:45,541 It's sad that you thought that would work. 388 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,750 No shame in retreat. 389 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:52,208 Ribbit and rip it! Oh! 390 00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:06,083 Well, well, well, I suppose we're even now. You're forgiven. 391 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:08,708 So, you'll make my gala dress? 392 00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:12,458 Yes, of course. I'm not a monster. 393 00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:15,291 Try not to get too bloated between now and then. 394 00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:22,333 Great to be strained professional acquaintances again. 395 00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:24,541 Uh-huh. 396 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,375 Are you gonna give a statement to the cops? 397 00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:41,250 I'm not really a stick around and talk to the cops kinda guy. 398 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:44,041 Oh, so brooding. 399 00:22:44,125 --> 00:22:46,500 More of a secret identity thing. 400 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,833 - You wouldn't understand. - Mmm-hmm. 401 00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,750 Thanks for your help with all of this. 402 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,625 Thanks for your help. 403 00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:59,041 No. You're the one who helped me. 404 00:22:59,208 --> 00:23:01,750 No. I was the lead superhero on this. 405 00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:05,041 Uh, you were they guy who wanted to spend half an hour 406 00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:07,458 picking off each goon, one by one. 407 00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:10,416 You were the woman who caused excessive property damage. 408 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,541 And you still can't get that math right. 409 00:23:15,208 --> 00:23:16,833 When do you head to New York? 410 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,416 - Tomorrow. - Oh... Well... 411 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:30,041 Hey, maybe next time I'm in town, I can take you out to dinner. 412 00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,500 Yeah, or maybe we can skip all of that and just... 413 00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:51,541 That's all right. That's okay. 414 00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:53,625 Wait, you have to... All right, here you go. 415 00:23:53,625 --> 00:23:55,041 Okay. Let's go. 416 00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:18,750 Good morning. 417 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:30,500 It's weird you guys are still here. 418 00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:35,833 Doesn't it feel like this episode should be over? 419 00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:38,708 Hello! Uh... 420 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:41,458 Why didn't you answer my calls? I thought that you were dead. 421 00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:43,541 I had to break and enter. By the way, 422 00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,916 there's some guy outside dressed in a devil costume 423 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,208 and he's doing the walk of shame 'cause he's... 424 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:51,666 Oh. You did... With the... 425 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:52,750 Yes. 426 00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,208 Oh, all right. And we're happy? 427 00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:55,541 - Oh, we're happy. - Okay. 428 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:58,166 All right. You're the devil. 429 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:00,916 Seriously, what is this scene? 430 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,208 This episode already came to a very satisfying conclusion. Trust me. 431 00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:07,166 Come on! We gotta go. Tell me about it later. 432 00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:10,583 We have to do your hair and your makeup. Where is the gown from Luke? 433 00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:12,375 Oh, for the gala? 434 00:25:12,375 --> 00:25:14,916 Wait, we're doing the gala? That doesn't feel right. 435 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,750 Is next episode the finale? 436 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:18,875 Come on. Let's go. 437 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:23,000 Just like a tacked-on set piece near the end of the season. 438 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,666 This is the big twist, isn't it? But the question is, 439 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:27,333 is it the kind of twist that's like, 440 00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,208 "There's another Hulk, but this one's red," 441 00:25:29,208 --> 00:25:31,000 or like, "I'm getting fridged?" 442 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:34,375 We gotta make you look amazing. 443 00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:36,458 Whatever. I'm game. 444 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:12,041 Sweetheart. You didn't bring a jacket? What if you get cold? 445 00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:15,041 She can wear mine, Elaine. We are so proud of you. 446 00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:17,666 - Thank you, Dad. - Your jacket won't fit her, Morris. 447 00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,791 You can't cover up a Luke Jacobson-Zuhair Murad collaboration. 448 00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:23,166 Nikki! That's certainly a mouthful. 449 00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:24,791 I'm a little nervous. 450 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,333 Okay. Let's find our table. 451 00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:29,291 - Yeah. There he is. Hi! - Let's go. Come on. 452 00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:30,541 Come on. 453 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:32,916 Educated. 454 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,500 Accomplished. 455 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:35,750 Beautiful. 456 00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:40,000 And doing everything regular lawyers do, except backwards, 457 00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:42,416 and in high heels. 458 00:26:44,458 --> 00:26:47,916 This year's Female Lawyer of the Year award goes to... 459 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:50,333 Jennifer "She-Hulk" Walters! 460 00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:52,916 Let's go! 461 00:26:53,791 --> 00:26:55,500 Kara Hunter. 462 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,000 Alice Chen. 463 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,541 Joanne Torres. 464 00:26:58,625 --> 00:27:00,125 Barbara Wells. 465 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:01,541 Mallory Book. 466 00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:07,125 Now tell us, what's it like being a female lawyer? 467 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:11,375 So special and empowering. I love it. 468 00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:14,541 Twice the work, half the recognition, 469 00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:18,166 and you're constantly being asked what it's like being a female lawyer. 470 00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:25,666 Yeah. I'd actually like to take this time to thank my parents. 471 00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:28,625 And my friends, and my esteemed colleagues 472 00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:30,541 without whom I wouldn't be here today. 473 00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:33,708 Do you want to see who She-Hulk really is? 474 00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:37,625 Uh, my identity is not a secret. 475 00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:39,458 This is busted. 476 00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:43,166 This is the truth presented by Intelligencia. 477 00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:48,125 She-Hulk does not deserve your attention. She does not deserve your praise. 478 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:51,041 She does not deserve the power she stole from the Hulk. 479 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:53,291 What the hell this? Can somebody cut this off? 480 00:27:53,375 --> 00:27:54,708 Can we turn this off, please? 481 00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:56,625 Okay, let's... Can we stop this? 482 00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:58,500 - And she's a slut. - Can you stop it? 483 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,625 Yeah, maybe you should lie down. 484 00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:05,375 Excuse me! Can you turn this off? 485 00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:17,375 Don't do it, Jen. 486 00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:19,666 Don't do it. 487 00:29:00,666 --> 00:29:03,333 Don't move! 488 00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:04,416 Jen! No!