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<i>What happened to me?</i>

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<i>I'm sorry. I tried to warn you.
My blood got into your system.</i>

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<i>So I turn into a Hulk now too.</i>

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<i>Who the hell are you?</i>

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- She-Hulk! She-Hulk! She-Hulk!
- <i>Ms Walters?</i>

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We just started a Superhuman Law Division,

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and I want the She-Hulk
to be the face of it.

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I can't wait to take on whatever case
you assign me...

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Your first case is the parole of
Emil Blonsky. Also known as Abomination.

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Jennifer Walters.

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I've already got a winning strategy,
and it is 100% in the bag.

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You might wanna
take a look at the news right now.

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{\an8}<i>After shocking footage leaked
showing the Abomination</i>

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{\an8}<i>participating in what appears to be
an underground fight club,</i>

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<i>after having escaped from prison.</i>

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Do you wanna explain to me
why you failed to mention

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that you not only escaped from prison,
but you were also recorded doing so?

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You said to my face that you never
turn into the Abomination anymore.

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No, I said I choose not to.

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You know, these were
extenuating circumstances.

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You understand that
this constitutes another crime

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and totally destroys
your chances at parole?

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What?

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Nah, 'cause I was forced to leave my cell,

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but I returned of my own free will.

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Who forced you to escape this
insanely high-security prison undetected?

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A Sorcerer Supreme of the Mystic Arts,
and his name is...

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Wong. Just Wong.

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And his Internet presence
is a little chaotic.

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He's either a sorcerer
who lives in New York,

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or a librarian who lives in Nepal.

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Can you get to him?

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<i>Yes, Jen. It's me.
Of course I can get to him.</i>

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I sent a thirst trap. It was a picture
of me with a bunch of books.

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Yeah, well, let's just hope he calls back.

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If Blonsky's telling the truth,

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this guy busted him out of his prison cell
and probably ruined my entire case.

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I know you can't wait to see Wong.
I get it.

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I wanna make sure that you don't think

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this is one of those cameo every week
type of shows. It's not.

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Well, except Bruce.

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And Blonsky. And Wong.

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Just remember whose show this actually is.

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{\an8}<i>Attorney Jennifer Walters
of law firm GLK and H</i>

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{\an8}<i>has been tapped to represent Emil Blonsky,
also known as the Abomination,</i>

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{\an8}<i>in his upcoming parole hearing.</i>

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{\an8}<i>The news has stirred up much controversy.</i>

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<i>Ever since it's been revealed that</i>

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<i>Jennifer Walters has
a superhero alter-ego called She-Hulk,</i>

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<i>the statuesque green lawyer
has been plagued by public backlash,</i>

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{\an8}<i>with many questioning her qualifications.</i>

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<i>They took the Hulk's manhood away,
but then they gave it to a woman?</i>

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MAN 2: <i>I don't get it. Why are you turning
every superhero into a girl?</i>

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MAN 3: <i>So we have a MeToo movement,
and now all the male heroes are gone?</i>

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I have no problem with female heroes.
Just saying make your own.

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<i>I don't know about y'all, but I'd smash.</i>

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{\an8}<i>We have Gideon Wilson, the prosecutor</i>

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{\an8}<i>who put the Abomination away
all those years ago. Gideon.</i>

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{\an8}<i>First, I would like to say,
it is frankly appalling that</i>

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<i>anyone would work towards
freeing a monster like the...</i>

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- Have you seen this insanity?
- I don't care what anybody says about me.

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There's something in this country
called due process.

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- Emil deserves a fair hearing.
- You have to respond.

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You have to be
in control of your own narrative.

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Jennifer Walters speaking.

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Yes, I will be right there.

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Holliway beckons.

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Come on. This case is huge.

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People wanna know
every single detail about your life.

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You're a public figure now.

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The office has been flooded with
calls and requests for interviews,

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so you should do one.

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People only care
because I'm representing Emil Blonsky.

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Once that's over,
this whole media circus will die down.

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No, Jen, this is not gonna go away
just because you're ignoring it.

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Every minute I spend on this crap

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is one less minute
I spend focusing on my job.

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This is absolutely ridiculous.
I am incredibly upset.

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What kind of office
doesn't have any Red Bulls?

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- Dennis.
- No way... Not Jen Walters.

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Ms. Walters is head
of the Superhuman Law Division.

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We have too much history for me to be
comfortable with her on the case.

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I would love to know what this is about
and not work on it.

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- You wanted to see me?
- Ah, yes.

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Mallory Book is also
in the Superhuman Law Division.

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Yeah. No, I can't talk to a 10
about embarrassing man stuff.

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She could be my next fiancée.

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Happy to not be involved.

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Is he a lawyer?
He looks cool. I'll take him.

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Well, our friend,
Mr. Bukowski from the DA's office,

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needs help on a delicate matter.

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He's been defrauded by an ex-girlfriend

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and wants to file a suit against her
to get his money back.

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Yeah. I bought her jewelry,
flew her to Bali for a photo-shoot,

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paid off her Volkswagen Passat.
Subscribed to...

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But why the Superhuman Law Division?

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The girlfriend in question is
a shapeshifting Light Elf from New Asgard.

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Wow, Dennis.

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Okay. Well, to be fair, I thought
I was dating Megan Thee Stallion.

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I'm sorry. What?

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Sorry. You thought you were
dating Megan Thee Stallion?

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Multiple Grammy award-winner megastar
Megan Thee Stallion?

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What part of "shapeshifter"
did you not get?

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- You thought she drove a Passat?
- This is why I don't want Walters.

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I'm so sorry.

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Ms. Walters, I received your message.

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Uh, Mr. Wong. Great entrance.
Perfect timing.

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- I really need to take this.
- You may go.

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Thank you. Uh, Pug, good luck.

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Dennis...

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Sorry.

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Everything Mr. Blonsky told you
is factual.

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I extracted him from the prison
against his own wishes,

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because I required a worthy opponent

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as part of my training
to become Sorcerer Supreme.

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And as Sorcerer Supreme, I insist that
he not be punished for my actions.

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Again, I am not the one
who will be punishing him.

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The parole board will not release him
after seeing this video.

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I know what you're thinking, Ms. Walters,
and I'm not erasing everyone's memories.

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Not again.

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That is not what I was thinking.
That is highly unethical.

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Yeah, it's also very messy, believe me.

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- Okay.
- We'll send him to the Mirror Dimension.

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- Don't know what that is, but no.
- Shadow Dimension?

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What you can do to help is show up
at the hearing and explain everything.

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Very well.
We'll reserve sorcery for strategy B.

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Don't tap your nose.

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So, Mr. Bukowski,
how much money in cash and gifts

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did you spend on
the Megan Thee Stallion imposter?

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Oh, man.

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How about I just say a number,
and you tell me higher or lower, okay?

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Considering that you bought her
a mid-sized sedan, how about $50,000?

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100?

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- 200?
- $200,000? I am not a fool.

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- No, it was more like 175.
- 100... $175,000?

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That's a house
in parts of the country, Mr. Bukowski.

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Yeah, right.

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So, are you gonna help me or not?

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I'm gonna start building your case,
and I will be in touch, Mr. Bukowski.

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All right.

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Okay.

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{\an8}<i>I'm not really Megan Thee Stallion.</i>

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What's up, bro? How's it hanging, man?

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I got a change of heart.
I'm gonna drop the case.

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Wait. What? Just now? You just...

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The truth is, I think somewhere
deep inside, I knew. You know?

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I gave those things 'cause I wanted to.

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I was just embarrassed
to get found out in such a public way.

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But at some point in time,
you gotta take personal responsibility.

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- I have to say, this is unexpected.
- Well, it's just money after all.

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And now, I have a...
I got a story to tell.

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- I'm sorry, Mr... This is Pug.

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<i>Hey, man. I think
somebody towed my Cybertruck.</i>

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<i>They're saying it was a handicapped spot.
I swear it was a Cybertruck spot.</i>

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<i>Hello? You there?</i>

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<i>Your jaw's on the floor
because I drive a Cybertruck.</i>

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Security!

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I love harassing women in the workplace.
It's my kick, baby.

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- Not cool.
- Let that be a warning.

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I don't.

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You guys know me.

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We're coming to you live from
outside the ultra-high security prison

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where the man known as the Abomination
will appear before a parole board.

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There is much public furor
over the possible release of...

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Wait. Is that her?
She-Hulk, can we get a word?

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Is it true you were
rejected by the Avengers?

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That was Jennifer Walters,
also known as She-Hulk,

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rumored to have been
rejected by the Avengers.

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- Hey. Are you ready for this?
- Yeah.

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Uh, are those your soulmates?

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- Ah, yeah.
- Okay.

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Is Wong about?

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No. I don't understand how
a guy with zero commute time is late.

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We are here today to determine
whether Emil Blonsky is

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suitable for return to society
after having served his minimum sentence.

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In light of recent evidence
of a prison escape,

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I think we all know how this is gonna go.
So, let's keep this brief.

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As Mr. Blonsky's counsel, I would love to
address the alleged prison escape.

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We do have a witness

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who is able to clear Mr. Blonsky
of any wrongdoing on his part.

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Then we'll start with that then.

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Well, yes, the witness is prepared
to give a statement

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after Mr. Blonsky gives his.

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Are we really entertaining
the idea of releasing

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someone who's been documented
escaping from prison?

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Now hold on. Mr. Blonsky,
do you feel you have been rehabilitated?

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Uh...

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Let's start by saying
that I feel great remorse,

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great shame to those that I've harmed.

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So, to answer your question,
yes, I feel I have been rehabilitated.

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I've spent every day of my incarceration
focused solely on redemption.

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I have changed.

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Emotionally, physically,
metaphysically, spiritually,

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karmically, cosmically,
inter-dimensionally...

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Et cetera.

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What Mr. Blonsky is trying to say
is that the man you see before you

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is not the same Emil Blonsky as before.

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All he wants now
is to be a contributing member of society.

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If released,
would you have a place to live?

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Yeah. You can rely on that.

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Mr. Blonsky does own a plot of land
on which he plans to work and reside.

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He's going into farming?

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No. Actually, he plans to open
a meditation retreat on the property.

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So, just very... Well, you know...

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And how does Mr. Blonsky
intend to fund this endeavor?

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Mr. Blonsky is currently

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in a long-term committed relationship
with several pen pals.

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All of whom have pledged
to financially support him.

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Excuse me. If I could...

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- May I clarify? Yeah.
- No.

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Blair, Ruth, Marta, Sheila, Alejandra,
Yvonne and Nicolette are my soulmates.

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We met through the prison pen pal program.

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They are my better eighths.

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Love you.

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I don't think we need to get into that
any further. Any other questions?

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Blonsky started the prison's
literacy program.

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He's helped countless prisoners
learn how to read.

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He leads guided meditation
and yoga for the prisoners.

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- He saved me from a bad marriage.
- That's it, Carl. Let it flow.

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Now the library is more than
just a quiet place to shiv someone.

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Instead of toilet wine,
prisoners make toilet kombucha.

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- I release you, Linda.
- Proud of you, Carl.

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- I love you so much.
- Yeah, okay, we're done with Carl.

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Is that all? Because there's still
the matter of Mr. Blonsky's escape.

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Uh...

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Yes, there were extenuating circumstances
that the witness will explain.

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If he ever decides to show up.

228
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:50,000
My apologies, Ms. Walters and Emil.

229
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,916
- Ah! Finally.
- I lost track of time.

230
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,166
I've asked Wong here today

231
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:59,125
because he is the man responsible
for Emil Blonsky leaving prison.

232
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:02,791
And I do think you will see this
whole thing in a totally different light

233
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,208
after hearing from him.

234
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,333
Have you ever heard of a kumite?

235
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:11,583
Mmm-mmm.

236
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,833
I'd like to move for dismissal
of all charges against my client.

237
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,000
On what grounds?

238
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,125
Runa is the daughter of an Elfin diplomat
on Asgard and now in New Asgard.

239
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,958
- Did you know about this?
- As such, she has diplomatic immunity.

240
00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:28,458
She may have diplomatic immunity in
New Asgard, but we are not in New Asgard.

241
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:30,208
Excuse me, Your Honor,

242
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:35,041
but Asgard is not a place, it is a people.
Therefore, I...

243
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,333
Thor's inspirational speeches
are not admissible in court.

244
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,041
Your Honor, this case is very cut and dry.

245
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:45,750
My client was defrauded of $175,000
by a scam artist.

246
00:14:46,208 --> 00:14:47,458
He deserves compensation

247
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,958
for the financial and emotional trauma
that he's suffered.

248
00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:53,125
My client and Mr. Bukowski
were in a consensual relationship

249
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,375
- and engaged in role-play.
- Oh, gross.

250
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:58,208
No rational adult would have
believed my client's texts

251
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,333
- were from the real Megan Thee Stallion.

252
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,583
Mr. Bukowski knew he was dating Miss Runa

253
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,958
and went along with it
until it no longer suited him.

254
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:06,041
I did not.

255
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,958
This was a relationship gone bad,
not a scam.

256
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:11,500
Mr. Bukowski was blinded by love.

257
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:15,541
He absolutely believed that he was dating
the real Megan Thee Stallion.

258
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:20,458
I must say, I find it hard to believe that
Mr. Bukowski could be fooled so easily.

259
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:23,250
And the onus is on you
to prove that, Mr. Pugliese.

260
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,958
That being said,
I'll allow this to go to trial.

261
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:29,291
So, Miss Runa,
your motion to dismiss is denied.

262
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,583
Crushed that.

263
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:38,333
And when this is over, I'm canceling
my Hollywood Hookups subscription.

264
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,041
There's clearly no vetting process.

265
00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:49,083
In light of some new information I have
just received, I'm changing my ruling.

266
00:15:50,958 --> 00:15:53,375
Come on, Runa.
This is getting a little broad.

267
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,916
Impersonating a judge is illegal.
Get down from there.

268
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:02,625
This is very good for us.

269
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,250
Yuck.

270
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:11,083
In regard to Mr. Blonsky
vacating his cell, I gave him no choice.

271
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,791
But it was absolutely
his choice to return.

272
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:20,541
I offered him asylum at the Kamar-Taj,
which is lovely this time of the year.

273
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,416
But he was quite adamant he be returned

274
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:27,416
to serve out his sentence
and repay his debt to society.

275
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,291
Thank you.

276
00:16:32,416 --> 00:16:37,708
So you see, Emil Blonsky was forced
out of his cell against his will.

277
00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:42,291
And even when offered instant freedom,
he chose to return to his cell.

278
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,583
These are not the actions of a criminal

279
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:48,291
but of a reformed man
who truly wants to do the right thing.

280
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,916
Well, that may be true of Emil Blonsky,

281
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,875
but when Blonsky
uncontrollably becomes Abomination,

282
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:56,250
isn't he a raging monster out for blood?

283
00:16:56,791 --> 00:17:00,625
Uh... Excuse me.
If I could just put your minds at ease...

284
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,208
- Oh, no, absolutely not.
- Hang on a sec.

285
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:06,250
- No. No, no.
- What?

286
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,166
Emil. Emil, no.

287
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,750
- It's fine, Jen.
- No, please.

288
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:14,500
No, no, no, no. You... Don't...
No, no, no, no.

289
00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:20,708
Oh, my God.

290
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,375
- No, no, no, no.

291
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,125
Everybody just relax

292
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,708
- Get out of there! Get him...

293
00:17:30,041 --> 00:17:31,875
- Oh, my God!
- Stop, stop, stop, stop.

294
00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:34,541
- Oh, my God.
- Hang on. Force is not necessary.

295
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,083
As you can see, I'm in full control.

296
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,416
That's enough! Change back now!

297
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:43,958
Get down! Down. He's fine. It's fine.
He's totally fine.

298
00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:45,833
- Emil!
- All right, all right. Calm down.

299
00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,208
Please...

300
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,458
Uh...

301
00:17:55,458 --> 00:18:01,625
Ladies and gentlemen, I beg you to forgive
Mr. Blonsky's enthusiasm.

302
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:05,333
He didn't intend to frighten anyone.

303
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:10,583
In fact, this proves
that in every instance,

304
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:17,000
Mr. Blonsky could have broken free
but has chosen to remain in his cell.

305
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:23,083
As his stellar prison record reflects,
Mr. Blonsky spent his entire incarceration

306
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:27,458
practicing a strict regimen
of training and self-discipline

307
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:30,500
so that he may
walk among his fellow citizens

308
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:35,583
with no chance of becoming
a rampaging Abomination again.

309
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:39,708
He deserves a future as a free man
and a productive citizen.

310
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,125
Thank you, Ms. Walters.

311
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:45,125
We will adjourn for today
and consider all of the facts.

312
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,250
We will reconvene
once a decision has been reached.

313
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:51,125
And please,
let's get this man some clothes.

314
00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,041
- Oh, yeah.
- And as for Mr. Wong...

315
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:59,041
Just "Wong." The Sorcerer Supreme.
Master of the Mystic Arts.

316
00:18:59,125 --> 00:19:01,208
Leader and former librarian of Kamar-Taj.

317
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,208
Yeah. You realize that

318
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:08,083
you've just admitted to facilitating
a prisoner escape, which is a crime.

319
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,208
I must depart.

320
00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:24,583
There she is.

321
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,958
How do you plan to take Blonsky down
when he rampages again?

322
00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:31,750
What about claims that
you're one of Blonsky's rumored soulmates?

323
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:34,000
Is there any truth to the rumors
you got your powers

324
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,083
- from a Mafia hit gone wrong?
- What?

325
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:40,958
That was Jennifer Walters rushing by,
undoubtedly hoping to avoid the protesters

326
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:43,041
that are gathered
just outside the gates here.

327
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:46,500
And then I get to my car,
and some protester has written on it,

328
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,416
"Monster defending a monster."

329
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,708
This can go away
with one little interview.

330
00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:54,000
<i>- Good Day LA</i> is thirsty for you.
- No, thank you. Hard pass.

331
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,083
- I cannot wait for this to be over

332
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:59,625
so I can go back to being
a normal anonymous lawyer.

333
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:03,250
- Who also happens to be a Hulk.
- What are you talking about?

334
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:07,416
Jen, the genie is out of the bottle, girl.
You are a story now.

335
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,666
Okay, yeah. No. I don't want this.

336
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,541
Oh, my God. You're pregnant
with the Abomination's baby,

337
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,208
and you're flaunting a baby-bump.

338
00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:16,875
- That's who the father is?
- Yeah.

339
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:19,708
Good God. Dennis Bukowski.

340
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:23,625
- Yeah. No, you're gonna need that.
- Connecting the A and B story. Nice.

341
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,541
How did you two work with him for so long?

342
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,583
Oh, I killed him in my head several times,
in many different ways.

343
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:32,041
And yet he was convinced
that she had a crush on him.

344
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:35,333
- The man is almost terminally deluded.
- I'd call him gross.

345
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:37,083
Yeah. Just gross.

346
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:39,458
Hey, would you be willing
to say that under oath?

347
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:42,541
I swear the testimony
I'm about to give today

348
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,041
is the truth, the whole truth
and nothing but the truth.

349
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:49,291
Hey, P-Dog, how is Jen our best option?
I gave you a whole list of my boys.

350
00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:52,208
Jen is gonna help us clinch this.
Trust me.

351
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:56,416
Ms. Walters, how would you describe
your relationship to Mr. Bukowski?

352
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,541
We worked together for several years
at the DA's office.

353
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,375
Would you say that
you know Mr. Bukowski fairly well?

354
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:05,916
Definitely. We worked regularly
on cases together,

355
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,916
so I've spent a lot of time
with Mr. Bukowski.

356
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:13,916
Did he ever share his personal life
with you? Specifically, his dating life.

357
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,916
Yes, he would,
prolifically and unprompted.

358
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,208
You wanted to know.

359
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:23,708
How would you characterize Mr. Bukowski
in relation to his romantic life?

360
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:28,791
Self-absorbed, chauvinistic, conceited.

361
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:33,583
He once described himself
as a New York 10 and an LA 11.

362
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,208
He nicknamed his office the Dennisphere...

363
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:40,166
Objection. Relevance.

364
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:44,666
Mr. Bukowski, need I remind you that
you're not representing yourself here?

365
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,750
And this is your witness.

366
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:50,375
But I agree.
Mr. Pugliese, get to your point.

367
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,958
It's been stated many times
in this courtroom

368
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:55,041
that a man of reasonable intelligence

369
00:21:55,125 --> 00:21:58,291
would never think that he was
dating the real Megan Thee Stallion.

370
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:03,250
In your opinion, Ms. Walters, do you think
that Dennis Bukowski would believe

371
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:07,125
that he could actually pull
Megan Thee Stallion?

372
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:12,333
Yes. Dennis Bukowski is
an almost pathologically entitled man.

373
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:15,708
He would absolutely believe that
he's dating the real Megan Thee Stallion

374
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:17,875
because he is truly that delusional.

375
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,208
No further questions, Your Honor.

376
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:32,166
In the case of <i>Bukowski v. Runa,</i>
I award full damages to Dennis Bukowski

377
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:36,041
in the amount of $175,000.

378
00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:37,250
In addition,

379
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:43,541
we also sentence the defendant to 60 days
for impersonating a judge.

380
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,291
No, no, no, no, no, no.

381
00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:47,791
That's right.
There's only one Megan Thee Stallion.

382
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,208
Make some noise.

383
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:51,208
Ah!

384
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,416
You guys think I have a shot with
the real Megan Thee Stallion?

385
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,500
Should I go back?

386
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,625
No. No. Please, don't do that.
Thanks for that testimony in there, Jen.

387
00:22:58,625 --> 00:22:59,750
It was my pleasure.

388
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:02,458
The sad part is that elf's just gonna
get a slap on the wrist.

389
00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:04,666
I wish there was a way
we could remove her powers

390
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,041
and make sure
she doesn't victimize anyone else.

391
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:10,291
Oh! Did Dennis Bukowski
just give me an idea?

392
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:12,958
That will stay between us.

393
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:23,750
We've just received word
the parole board has reached a decision.

394
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,750
After reviewing his record,

395
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:44,458
we hereby grant Mr. Blonsky's release
on parole, effective immediately.

396
00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:45,541
Yes.

397
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,750
- As a condition of his parole,

398
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:51,708
Mr. Blonsky is prohibited from
turning into Abomination indefinitely,

399
00:23:52,375 --> 00:23:55,458
and is ordered
to wear an inhibitor in perpetuity.

400
00:23:55,458 --> 00:24:00,041
Any violation of this condition will
result in his immediate return to prison.

401
00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:02,333
Understood. Thank you.

402
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:06,375
Thank you, Jen.
I'm in your debt, you know.

403
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Spiritually, of course.

404
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,375
Just stay out of the news.
That's all I ask.

405
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:12,958
I don't wanna read any more stories
about either of us.

406
00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:14,583
You might wanna reconsider that.

407
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:17,708
They're gonna write a story
about you one way or the other, you know.

408
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,500
Better to be a part of it, really.

409
00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:27,041
{\an8}<i>The Abomination is now a free man.</i>

410
00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:31,375
{\an8}<i>Here with us in the studio, the lawyer
responsible for his release, She-Hulk.</i>

411
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:34,166
<i>Yeah, my name is Jennifer Walters,
not She-Hulk,</i>

412
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:38,166
<i>and my client's name is Emil Blonsky,
not the Abomination.</i>

413
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:39,875
<i>Got it.</i>

414
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:44,291
{\an8}<i>The high-profile nature of this case
and the fact that you yourself are a Hulk</i>

415
00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:46,666
{\an8}<i>has catapulted you into the public eye.</i>

416
00:24:47,166 --> 00:24:50,000
{\an8}<i>So, tell us, how did you come up
with the name She-Hulk?</i>

417
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,916
<i>Oh! Funny story, I didn't.</i>

418
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,708
<i>Some random guy on the news
came up with it</i>

419
00:24:55,708 --> 00:25:00,083
<i>after thinking about it for,
like, two seconds, but it stuck.</i>

420
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:04,916
<i>So, now whether I like it or not,
I am forever She-Hulk.</i>

421
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,625
{\an8}<i>Great. We have to take a break.</i>

422
00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:10,583
{\an8}<i>When we come back, She-Hulk shares
her diet and exercise secrets.</i>

423
00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:11,666
{\an8}<i>I'm sorry. What?</i>

424
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,125
- I got her. Come on, guys. I got her.

425
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:42,833
Oh, wait.

426
00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:48,291
Get off me.

427
00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:55,916
If you're gonna strut around
showing off your powers,

428
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,583
you better be able to back it up.

429
00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:01,291
When did I ever strut around
and show off my powers?

430
00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:09,875
Did you guys rob
an Asgardian construction worker?

431
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:11,958
Yeah.

432
00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:13,916
All right, let's do this.

433
00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:24,833
Sorry.

434
00:26:33,041 --> 00:26:34,833
Okay, bad idea, bad idea.

435
00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:36,083
- Fall back!
- Go, go, go!

436
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:42,416
Okay, fellas, I admit
that did not go exactly as I imagined it.

437
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,875
Thunderball, did you get it?

438
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:48,916
No. Once she turned into She-Hulk,
I couldn't pierce that nasty green skin.

439
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,041
Damn it.
Boss is gonna be mad.

440
00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,458
Hi. There's my new favorite client.

441
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,333
Just... Just your signature there.

442
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:01,791
And then just initial. Good.

443
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,500
And initials up here.

444
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,041
Huh.

445
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:23,208
Oh, you are way more fun
than my last lawyer.

446
00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:26,208
- I will kill for you, Megan Thee Stallion.
- Dial it back.