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I'm always in traffic
with the lane expert.
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You know this type of person?
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Constantly re-evaluating
their lane choice.
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Never quite sure.
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"Is this the best lane for me
for my life?"
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They're always
a little bit ahead of you.
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"Can I get in over there?"
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"Could I get ahead of you?
Could I get in there?"
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"Yeah, come on over here, pal.
We're zooming over here.
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This is the secret lane.
Nobody knows about it."
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The ultimate--
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I think the ultimate
psychological test of traffic
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is the total dead stop.
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Not even rolling,
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Not even rolling,
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and you look out the window,
you can see gum clearly.
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But we know that in the future,
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traffic will get
even worse than that.
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I mean, what will happen?
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Will it start moving backwards,
I wonder?
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Is that possible?
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That someday, we'll be going,
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"Boy, this is some
really bad traffic now, boy.
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"This... is really bad.
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"I'm going to try and get off
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and get back on,
going the other way."
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[HORNS HONKING]
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She can't kill me,
right?
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No, of course not.
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People break up all the time.
Every day.
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It just
didn't work out.
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What can I do?
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I wanted to love her.
I tried to love her.
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I couldn't.
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You tried.
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I'd be looking
at her face,
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I'd go, "Come on.
Love her, love her."
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Did you tell her
you loved her?
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Oh, I had no choice.
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She squeezed it
out of me.
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She'd tell me
she loved me, all right?
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So, at first,
I'd just look at her.
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I'd go, "Oh, really?"
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I'd go, "Oh, really?"
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Or "boy, that's--
that's something,"
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but eventually,
you have to come back
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with, "well, I love you."
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You can only hold out
for so long.
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You're a human being.
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I didn't ask even her out.
She asked me out first.
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She called me up.
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What was I supposed to do,
say no?
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I can't.
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You're too nice a guy.
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I am.
I'm a nice guy.
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And then
she seduced me.
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We're in my apartment,
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I'm sitting on the couch,
she's on the chair.
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I get up to go
to the bathroom,
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I come back,
she's on the couch!
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I come back,
she's on the couch!
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What am I supposed to do,
not do anything?
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I couldn't do that.
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That would have
insulted her.
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You're flesh and blood.
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I had nothing to do
with any of this.
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[SIGHING]
I met all her friends.
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I didn't want to meet them.
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I kept trying to avoid it.
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I knew it would only
get me in deeper,
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but they were everywhere.
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The kept popping up
all over the place.
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"This is Nancy. This is Susan.
This is Amy.
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"This is my cousin.
This is my brother.
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This is my father."
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I'm in quicksand here.
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I told you
when I met her.
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My back is killing me.
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You gotta go
to my chiropractor.
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He's the best.
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He's the best.
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Oh, everybody's guy
is the best.
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I'm gonna make
an appointment for you.
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We'll go together.
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Please.
They don't do anything.
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Look, do I have to
break up with her in person?
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Can't I do it
over the phone?
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I have no stomach
for these things.
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You should just do it
like a Band-aid...
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one motion-- right off!
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Hi!
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Hi.
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What are you doing?
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I'm letting you in.
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Oh, no, I don't want
to sit in back.
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I'll be left out
of the conversation.
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No, you won't.
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Yes, I will, George.
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I'll have to stick my chin
on top of the seat.
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I'll have to stick my chin
on top of the seat.
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[WHINING]
Okay.
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Why can't you sit in the middle?
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Please.
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It doesn't look good--
boy, boy, girl.
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Ah, I think you're afraid
to sit next to a man.
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You're a little
homophobic, aren't you?
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Is it that obvious?
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Hello, Jerry.
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Hello.
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Did you get a haircut?
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Nope. Shower.
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So, where
are we eating?
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ELAINE: Tell me if you think
this is strange.
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There's this guy
who lives in my building
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who I was introduced to
a couple years ago by a friend.
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He's a, uh, teacher
or something.
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He's a, uh, teacher
or something.
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Anyway, after we met, whenever
we'd run into each other
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In the street, or in the lobby,
or whatever,
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we would stop
and we would chat a little bit.
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Nothing much, you know,
pleasantries.
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He's a nice guy,
he's got a family.
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Then after a while,
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I noticed
there was no more stopping,
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just sort of saying hello
and continuing on our way.
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And then
the verbal hellos stopped,
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and we just went into
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these little sort of nods
of recognition.
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So fine.
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I figure that's where
this relationship
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is finally going to settle--
polite nodding.
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is finally going to settle--
polite nodding.
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Then one day, he doesn't nod.
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Hmm.
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Like I don't exist.
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He went from nods to nothing.
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♪ You know I'd go
From nods to nothing ♪
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And now there's
this intense animosity
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whenever we pass.
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I mean, it's like
we really hate each other.
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It's based on nothing.
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A relationship
is an organism.
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You created this thing,
and then you starved it,
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so it turned
against you.
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Same thing happened
in The Blob.
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I think you absolutely
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have to say something
to this guy.
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Confront him.
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Confront him.
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Really?
Yes!
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Would you do that?
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If I was
a different person.
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JERRY: Hello?
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Hello. Is Glen there?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Is this 805-555-3234?
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Yes, I know
I have the wrong number,
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but I just want to know
if I dialed wrong or--
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Why do people do that?
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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Come on up.
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Come on up.
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Oh, it's you again.
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See, now,
if you had answered me,
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I wouldn't have
had to do this.
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Now, that's two
long distance calls
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I've made to you.
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Why can't you--?
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Why? Why do they
just hang up like that?
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Thank you very much.
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Taste this.
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No, I just had a sandwich.
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No, taste it.
Taste it.
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I don't want
cantaloupe.
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You never had
cantaloupe like this.
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I only eat cantaloupe
at certain times--
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But, Jerry, this
is great cantaloupe.
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All right!
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There. Huh?
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It's very good.
It's good, huh?
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It's good.
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I got it at Joe's.
Uh-huh.
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49 cents a pound.
Mm.
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That's practically half
of what you're paying
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at the supermarket.
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I don't know why
you don't go to Joe's.
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It's too far.
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[TV PLAYING]
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It's three blocks
further.
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You can use
my shopping cart.
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I'm not pulling
a shopping cart.
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Should I wear a kerchief,
put stockings on,
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and roll 'em down
below my knee?
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See, the other thing is,
if you don't like anything,
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he takes it right back.
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I don't return fruit.
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I don't return fruit.
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Fruit's a gamble.
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I know that going in.
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♪ Ye-di-di-di-di-di-di... ♪
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[GEORGE HUMMING]
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I'm out of there!
I did it! It's over!
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You did it?
What happened?
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I told her, in the kitchen,
which was risky,
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because it's near
all the knives.
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I started
with the word "listen."
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Uh-huh.
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I said, "Listen, Marlene..."
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Next thing I know,
I'm in the middle of it,
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and there's this voice
inside of me going,
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and there's this voice
inside of me going,
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"You're doing it--
you're doing it!"
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And then she started to cry,
and I weakened a little bit.
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I almost relented,
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but the voice, Jerry, the voice
said, "Keep going.
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Keep going. You're almost out."
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It's-- it's like
I was making a prison break.
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You know,
and I'm heading for the wall,
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and I trip
and I twist my ankle,
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and they throw
that light on you, you know?
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Somehow,
I get through the crying,
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and I keep running.
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[SIGHS]
Then the cursing started.
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She's firing from guard towers.
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"Son of a--" Bang!
"Son of a--" Boom!
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"Son of a--" Bang!
"Son of a--" Boom!
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I get to the top of the wall,
the front door,
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I open it up, I'm one foot away,
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I take one last look
around the penitentiary,
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and I jump!
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See?
Never as bad as you imagine.
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I like
that Marlene.
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What's her number?
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Uh... yeah.
No, I-- I don't think so.
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[LIPS SMACKING]
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Could you stop that smacking?
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George, I want you
to taste this cantaloupe.
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Oh, no, thank you.
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It's the best cantaloupe
I ever had.
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No, really. No. No, thanks.
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Jerry, tell him
how good this cantaloupe is.
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Jerry, tell him
how good this cantaloupe is.
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Very good cantaloupe.
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Du...oh!
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So that's it?
Yeah.
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You're out.
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Except for one small problem.
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I, um...
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I-- I left some books
in her apartment.
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So? Go get them.
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Oh, no, no.
I can't go back there.
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Jerry, it's so awkward,
and, you know,
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it could be dangerous--
sexually.
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Something could happen.
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I'd be right back
where I started from.
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So forget about the books.
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Did you read them?
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Did you read them?
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Well, yeah.
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What do you need 'em for?
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I don't know. They're books.
261
00:08:03,907 --> 00:08:06,740
What is this obsession
people have with books?
262
00:08:06,774 --> 00:08:09,340
They put them in their houses
like they're trophies.
263
00:08:09,374 --> 00:08:11,674
What do you need it for
after you read it?
264
00:08:11,707 --> 00:08:13,574
They're my books.
265
00:08:13,607 --> 00:08:15,940
So you want me to get the books,
is that it?
266
00:08:18,407 --> 00:08:20,240
MARLENE:
So it must have been
267
00:08:20,274 --> 00:08:22,574
95 degrees that night,
268
00:08:22,607 --> 00:08:24,607
and everyone's just standing
around the pool,
269
00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:26,507
with little drinks
in their hands.
270
00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,683
I was wearing my old jeans
and t-shirt.
271
00:08:27,683 --> 00:08:29,707
I was wearing my old jeans
and t-shirt.
272
00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:30,940
I don't know.
273
00:08:30,974 --> 00:08:32,907
I was just in
one of those moods,
274
00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:35,940
so I said to myself,
"Marlene, just do it,"
275
00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,507
and I jumped in.
276
00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:41,340
And as I'm getting out,
I feel all these eyes on me.
277
00:08:41,374 --> 00:08:42,607
So, I look up
278
00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,607
and everyone
is just staring at me.
279
00:08:46,140 --> 00:08:47,740
So what did you do?
280
00:08:47,774 --> 00:08:49,040
Well, nothing.
281
00:08:49,074 --> 00:08:51,407
It's no skin off my hide
if people like to look.
282
00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,907
I just didn't see
what the big attraction was.
283
00:08:53,940 --> 00:08:57,374
Well, I have a general idea
what it was.
284
00:08:57,407 --> 00:08:57,683
I could take a guess.
285
00:08:57,683 --> 00:08:59,440
I could take a guess.
286
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,340
Hey, you know, Jerry,
287
00:09:02,374 --> 00:09:04,607
just because George and I
don't see each other anymore,
288
00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,707
it doesn't mean
we shouldn't stay friends.
289
00:09:08,907 --> 00:09:10,674
No.
290
00:09:10,707 --> 00:09:11,740
Good enough.
291
00:09:11,774 --> 00:09:13,874
I'm really glad
we got that settled.
292
00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:17,374
Great.
293
00:09:18,907 --> 00:09:20,540
JERRY: I don't know
how this happened.
294
00:09:20,574 --> 00:09:23,607
Jerry,
it's not my fault.
295
00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,774
No, no,
it's not your fault.
296
00:09:25,807 --> 00:09:27,683
"Books, books,
I need my books."
297
00:09:27,683 --> 00:09:27,807
"Books, books,
I need my books."
298
00:09:30,274 --> 00:09:34,240
Have you re-read those books
yet, by the way?
299
00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,874
You know
the great thing?
300
00:09:35,907 --> 00:09:37,374
When you read Moby Dick
the second time,
301
00:09:37,407 --> 00:09:39,107
Ahab and the whale
become good friends.
302
00:09:41,974 --> 00:09:43,240
You know,
it's not like
303
00:09:43,274 --> 00:09:44,774
Marlene's a bad person
or anything,
304
00:09:44,807 --> 00:09:46,274
but, my God!
305
00:09:46,307 --> 00:09:48,674
I mean, we've had, like,
three lunches and a movie,
306
00:09:48,707 --> 00:09:50,174
and she never
stops calling.
307
00:09:50,207 --> 00:09:52,540
And it's those
meaningless, purposeless
308
00:09:52,574 --> 00:09:54,540
blather calls.
309
00:09:54,574 --> 00:09:56,540
She never asks
if I'm busy or anything.
310
00:09:56,574 --> 00:09:57,683
I just pick up the phone,
311
00:09:57,683 --> 00:09:57,940
I just pick up the phone,
312
00:09:57,974 --> 00:09:59,440
and she's in the middle
of a sentence.
313
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,774
It's... it's standard.
314
00:10:01,807 --> 00:10:03,607
Has she left you
one of those messages
315
00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,707
Which uses up
the whole machine?
316
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,440
Oh, and you know,
sometimes she'll go,
317
00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,107
"Hello, Jerry?"
318
00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:11,607
And I'll go,
319
00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,774
[MONOTONOUSLY]
"Oh, hi, Marlene."
320
00:10:13,807 --> 00:10:15,507
And then it's, "Jerry...
321
00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:19,007
I don't know sometimes."
"I don't know sometimes."
322
00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,374
What about trying
to get off the phone?
323
00:10:21,407 --> 00:10:23,774
Oh!
324
00:10:23,807 --> 00:10:26,007
You can't!
It's impossible.
325
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,683
There's no break
in the conversation
326
00:10:27,683 --> 00:10:28,507
There's no break
in the conversation
327
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:31,774
where you can go,
"all right, then..."
328
00:10:31,807 --> 00:10:33,607
You know, it just
goes on and on and on
329
00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,007
without a break
in the wall.
330
00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,574
I mean, I've got
to put a stop this.
331
00:10:37,607 --> 00:10:39,374
Do it like a Band-aid.
332
00:10:39,407 --> 00:10:41,540
One motion-- right off!
333
00:10:43,107 --> 00:10:45,607
She is sexy, though,
don't you think?
334
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,674
Yeah.
335
00:10:47,707 --> 00:10:49,440
Yeah, she is.
336
00:10:50,874 --> 00:10:51,874
Mr. Costanza?
337
00:10:51,907 --> 00:10:53,107
Yeah?
338
00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:54,774
The doctor will see you.
339
00:10:54,807 --> 00:10:57,307
Yeah. "Doctor."
340
00:11:00,607 --> 00:11:02,374
I'm gonna have to wait
341
00:11:02,407 --> 00:11:03,707
in that little room
all by myself,
342
00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:05,274
aren't I?
343
00:11:05,307 --> 00:11:07,407
I better take this.
344
00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,340
I hate the little room.
345
00:11:10,374 --> 00:11:13,507
Oh, hello, "doctor."
346
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,007
The waiting room,
347
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,374
I hate when they make you
wait in the room.
348
00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:19,074
It says "waiting room."
349
00:11:19,107 --> 00:11:20,374
There's no chance
of not waiting.
350
00:11:22,274 --> 00:11:23,507
Since they call it
"the waiting room,"
351
00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:24,507
they're gonna use it.
352
00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:25,507
They've got it.
353
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,607
It's all set up for you to wait.
354
00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:27,683
And you sit there, you know,
355
00:11:27,683 --> 00:11:28,907
And you sit there, you know,
356
00:11:28,940 --> 00:11:30,174
and you got
your little magazine.
357
00:11:30,207 --> 00:11:31,540
You pretend you're reading it,
358
00:11:31,574 --> 00:11:32,807
but you're really
looking at the other people.
359
00:11:35,574 --> 00:11:37,107
You know
you're thinking about them.
360
00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:40,807
Things like,
"I wonder what he's got."
361
00:11:44,574 --> 00:11:47,207
"As soon as she goes,
I'm getting her magazine."
362
00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:52,007
And then they finally call you,
and it's a very exciting moment.
363
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,740
They finally call you,
and you stand up,
364
00:11:53,774 --> 00:11:56,274
and you kind of look around
at the other people in the room,
365
00:11:56,307 --> 00:11:57,683
"Well...
I guess I've been chosen.
366
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,540
"Well...
I guess I've been chosen.
367
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,340
I'll see you all later."
368
00:12:04,374 --> 00:12:06,740
You know, and so you think
you're going to see the doctor,
369
00:12:06,774 --> 00:12:08,007
but you're not, are you? No.
370
00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,740
You're going into
the next waiting room--
371
00:12:09,774 --> 00:12:11,640
the littler waiting room.
372
00:12:13,374 --> 00:12:15,074
But if they are, you know,
373
00:12:15,107 --> 00:12:17,174
doing some sort of medical thing
to you,
374
00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:18,507
You want to be
375
00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:21,040
in the smallest room
that they have.
376
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,740
You don't want to be
in the largest room
377
00:12:23,774 --> 00:12:25,507
that they have,
you know what I mean?
378
00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:27,374
You ever see
these operating theaters
379
00:12:27,407 --> 00:12:27,683
with, like, stadium seating?
380
00:12:27,683 --> 00:12:29,540
with, like, stadium seating?
381
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,707
You don't want them
doing anything to you
382
00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:35,074
that makes other doctors go,
"I have to see this."
383
00:12:35,107 --> 00:12:36,240
"Are you kidding?
384
00:12:36,274 --> 00:12:38,040
"Are they gonna really
do that to him?
385
00:12:38,074 --> 00:12:41,207
"Are there seats? Can we get in?
386
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,240
Do they scalp tickets
to these things?
387
00:12:43,274 --> 00:12:44,507
"I got two
for the Winslow tumor.
388
00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:45,640
I got two."
389
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,707
So, how was it?
390
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,207
I was in there
for two minutes.
391
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,683
He didn't do anything.
392
00:12:57,683 --> 00:12:57,707
He didn't do anything.
393
00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,640
Touch this, feel that--
75 bucks.
394
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,507
Well, it's a first visit.
395
00:13:03,540 --> 00:13:05,407
It's 75 bucks.
396
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,207
What, am I seeing Sinatra
in there?
397
00:13:09,107 --> 00:13:12,240
Am I being entertained?
I don't understand this.
398
00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:13,774
I'm only paying half.
399
00:13:13,807 --> 00:13:15,707
You can't do that.
400
00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:16,874
Why not?
401
00:13:16,907 --> 00:13:18,874
He's a doctor.
You got to pay what he says.
402
00:13:18,907 --> 00:13:19,874
Oh, no, no, no.
403
00:13:19,907 --> 00:13:21,707
I pay what I say.
404
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:27,683
You feeling weird?
405
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,174
You feeling weird?
406
00:13:29,207 --> 00:13:31,107
No.
407
00:13:31,140 --> 00:13:33,574
I'm fine.
408
00:13:33,607 --> 00:13:35,607
Nothing
really happened.
409
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,107
Yeah.
410
00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:38,240
I know.
411
00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:41,074
We just kissed a little.
412
00:13:41,107 --> 00:13:43,607
People kiss.
413
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,774
Yeah.
414
00:13:46,807 --> 00:13:51,540
Well...
415
00:13:51,574 --> 00:13:53,374
Night.
416
00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:04,107
Good night.
417
00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:13,107
Hey.
418
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,374
Hey.
419
00:14:14,407 --> 00:14:16,374
I got it.
This time I got it.
420
00:14:16,407 --> 00:14:17,374
All right.
421
00:14:17,407 --> 00:14:18,740
Hips! See?
422
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,440
It's all in the hips.
All right.
423
00:14:20,474 --> 00:14:22,540
Come through
with the hips first.
424
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,340
Whoosh!
425
00:14:26,374 --> 00:14:28,907
That is out there.
426
00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:30,740
Definitely.
427
00:14:30,774 --> 00:14:31,907
Joe's?
428
00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,207
No. Supermarket.
429
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,407
Well, is it good?
430
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:37,440
It's, uh, it's okay.
431
00:14:37,474 --> 00:14:38,514
Well, let me taste it.
432
00:14:38,514 --> 00:14:40,240
Well, let me taste it.
433
00:14:40,274 --> 00:14:41,640
Oh. See? That stinks.
434
00:14:44,474 --> 00:14:46,007
You can't eat that.
435
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,240
You should take that back.
I'm not taking it back.
436
00:14:48,274 --> 00:14:50,007
All right. I'll take it back.
I'm going by there.
437
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,007
I don't care
about it.
438
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,007
Jerry, you should care.
439
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,040
Cantaloupe like this
440
00:14:53,074 --> 00:14:54,407
should be taken
out of circulation.
441
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,274
All right. Take it back.
442
00:14:56,307 --> 00:14:57,940
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
443
00:14:57,974 --> 00:15:00,507
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
444
00:15:00,540 --> 00:15:01,907
No. No...
445
00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:03,574
Leave a message.
I'll call you back.
446
00:15:03,607 --> 00:15:06,474
MARLENE: Jerry, have you ever
taken a bath in the dark?
447
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:11,240
I'm not talking into the soap
right now.
448
00:15:11,274 --> 00:15:13,074
Call me back.
449
00:15:13,107 --> 00:15:14,940
[MACHINE BEEPS]
450
00:15:14,974 --> 00:15:16,407
Who was that?
451
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,607
Marlene.
452
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,907
Mar--
453
00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,240
Oh... Oh.
454
00:15:20,274 --> 00:15:21,707
Marlene.
455
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,074
I took her home
one night
456
00:15:23,107 --> 00:15:25,340
and we kind of started up
a little bit in the car.
457
00:15:25,374 --> 00:15:27,340
I thought you were
trying to get rid of her.
458
00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:30,540
I was, but she's got me,
like, hypnotized or something.
459
00:15:30,574 --> 00:15:31,574
Does George know?
460
00:15:31,607 --> 00:15:32,607
No. He'd go nuts.
461
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,007
Yeah, no kidding.
462
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,607
I feel terrible.
463
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,514
[CHUCKLES]
464
00:15:38,514 --> 00:15:38,640
[CHUCKLES]
465
00:15:43,974 --> 00:15:46,340
I mean, I've seen her
a couple of times since then,
466
00:15:46,374 --> 00:15:47,874
and I know
I can't go any further,
467
00:15:47,907 --> 00:15:49,607
but I-- I--
468
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,840
she's got this psychosexual
hold over me.
469
00:15:51,874 --> 00:15:53,040
I just want her.
470
00:15:53,074 --> 00:15:55,174
I can't breathe.
It's like a drug.
471
00:15:55,207 --> 00:15:57,874
[SIGHING]
Psychosexual.
472
00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:03,274
I don't know how
I'm gonna tell him.
473
00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:06,240
Man, I don't
understand people.
474
00:16:06,274 --> 00:16:08,514
I mean, why would George want
to deprive you of pleasure?
475
00:16:08,514 --> 00:16:09,674
I mean, why would George want
to deprive you of pleasure?
476
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:10,940
Is it just me?
477
00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:13,140
It's partially you, yeah.
478
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,107
You're his friend.
479
00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,240
I mean, better that she should
sleep with someone else?
480
00:16:18,274 --> 00:16:20,407
Some jerk that
he doesn't know?
481
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,674
Well, he can't kill me,
right?
482
00:16:22,707 --> 00:16:24,107
You're a human being.
483
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:25,574
I mean, and she called me.
484
00:16:25,607 --> 00:16:27,040
I never called her.
She started it!
485
00:16:27,074 --> 00:16:28,040
You're flesh and blood.
486
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:28,907
I'm a nice guy!
487
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,407
Yeah.
488
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,407
Hi.
489
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,540
Hi.
Hi.
490
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,507
Ah, my little
airplane lamp.
491
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:36,107
Mm.
492
00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:38,514
You have the slowest elevator
in the entire city.
493
00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:39,507
You have the slowest elevator
in the entire city.
494
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,007
That's hard to get used to
495
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,674
when you're in so many
other fast ones.
496
00:16:42,707 --> 00:16:44,940
Well, the apartment elevators
are always slower than offices
497
00:16:44,974 --> 00:16:46,907
because you don't have
to be home on time.
498
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,074
Unless you're married
to a dictator.
499
00:16:49,107 --> 00:16:51,440
Yeah.
500
00:16:51,474 --> 00:16:53,540
Because they'd be
very demanding people.
501
00:16:53,574 --> 00:16:56,707
That's right.
Exactly.
502
00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:58,707
So, I imagine,
at some point,
503
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:00,074
somebody's gonna offer me
some cantaloupe?
504
00:17:00,107 --> 00:17:01,874
No. No good.
505
00:17:03,807 --> 00:17:05,274
Well, you know
what they say.
506
00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:06,940
Lucky in love,
unlucky with fruit.
507
00:17:06,974 --> 00:17:08,514
Well, I'm taking
this back.
508
00:17:08,514 --> 00:17:08,874
Well, I'm taking
this back.
509
00:17:12,607 --> 00:17:15,240
So, I had
what you might call
510
00:17:15,274 --> 00:17:18,274
a little encounter
this morning.
511
00:17:18,307 --> 00:17:20,274
Really? That guy
who stopped saying hello?
512
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,007
Yeah.
You talk to him?
513
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,507
Yeah, I spotted him
getting his mail,
514
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,740
and, at first, I was
just going to walk on by.
515
00:17:25,774 --> 00:17:27,540
But then I thought,
"No, no, no, no.
516
00:17:27,574 --> 00:17:28,774
Do not be afraid of this man."
517
00:17:28,807 --> 00:17:29,774
Right.
518
00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:31,740
So I walked up behind him
519
00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:35,340
and tapped him on the shoulder,
and said, "Hi. Remember me?"
520
00:17:35,374 --> 00:17:37,407
And he furrows his brow,
521
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,514
as if he's really
trying to figure it out.
522
00:17:38,514 --> 00:17:39,207
as if he's really
trying to figure it out.
523
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,374
So I said to him,
524
00:17:41,407 --> 00:17:45,407
I said, "You little phony.
You know exactly who I am."
525
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,240
You said "you little phony"?
526
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,240
I did.
I most certainly did.
527
00:17:49,274 --> 00:17:54,040
And he said, he goes, "Oh, yeah,
you're Jeanette's friend.
528
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,907
We did meet once."
529
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,907
And I said, "Well, how do you go
from that
530
00:17:57,940 --> 00:18:00,007
to ignoring a person
when they walk by?"
531
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,207
This is amazing.
532
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,440
And he says-- he says,
533
00:18:03,474 --> 00:18:06,240
"Look, I just didn't want to say
hello anymore, all right?"
534
00:18:06,274 --> 00:18:08,514
And I said, "Fine! Fine!
535
00:18:08,514 --> 00:18:08,940
And I said, "Fine! Fine!
536
00:18:08,974 --> 00:18:11,107
"I didn't want to say hello
anymore either,
537
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:14,640
but I wanted you to know
that I'm aware of it."
538
00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:19,440
You are
the queen of confrontation.
539
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:20,674
You're my new hero.
540
00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:22,907
In fact,
you've inspired me.
541
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:25,007
I'm going to call George
about something right now.
542
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,440
Oh...
543
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:30,274
This cantaloupe stinks.
544
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,207
I don't care.
545
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:38,514
You're kidding?
546
00:18:38,514 --> 00:18:39,540
You're kidding?
547
00:18:39,574 --> 00:18:40,607
No. I don't care.
548
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:41,607
You mean that?
549
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,607
Absolutely.
550
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,374
You don't care?
No.
551
00:18:44,407 --> 00:18:45,440
How could you not care?
552
00:18:45,474 --> 00:18:47,874
I don't know, but I don't.
553
00:18:47,907 --> 00:18:49,507
I'm actually
almost happy to hear it.
554
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,940
I thought you'd be upset.
555
00:18:51,974 --> 00:18:54,540
Well, I guess I should be,
but I'm not.
556
00:18:54,574 --> 00:18:57,040
Am I a bad person?
Did I do something terrible?
557
00:18:57,074 --> 00:18:58,107
You're a fine person.
558
00:18:58,140 --> 00:18:59,540
You're a humanitarian.
559
00:18:59,574 --> 00:19:01,440
She's very sexy.
560
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,674
That voice, that voice.
She's driving me crazy.
561
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,240
I know. I know.
562
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,374
So I can see her tonight
and you don't care?
563
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,514
See her tonight,
see her tomorrow. Go.
564
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:09,174
See her tonight,
see her tomorrow. Go.
565
00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:10,607
Knock yourself out.
566
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,507
She's too crazy
for me.
567
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:13,740
All right, as long
as you're okay.
568
00:19:13,774 --> 00:19:15,240
Because I can't stop
thinking about her.
569
00:19:15,274 --> 00:19:17,840
I'm okay. I'm fine.
I'm wonderful.
570
00:19:17,874 --> 00:19:20,007
I never felt better
in my whole life.
571
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,240
Good.
572
00:19:21,274 --> 00:19:23,840
And I'll tell you what.
573
00:19:23,874 --> 00:19:25,840
You don't have
to pay me back the $35
574
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,907
I gave the chiropractor
for the rest of your bill.
575
00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:30,507
You paid that crook?
576
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:32,107
I had to.
577
00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:34,040
He didn't do anything!
Jerry, it's a scam!
578
00:19:34,074 --> 00:19:35,540
Who told you to do that?
579
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:36,740
It was embarrassing to me.
580
00:19:36,774 --> 00:19:38,507
Oh, I trying to make a point.
581
00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:40,240
Why don't you make a point
with your own doctor?
582
00:19:40,274 --> 00:19:41,240
Yeah, but J--
583
00:19:41,274 --> 00:19:42,240
[HACKING]
584
00:19:42,274 --> 00:19:43,340
What's wrong?
585
00:19:43,374 --> 00:19:45,674
I think I swallowed a fly.
586
00:19:45,707 --> 00:19:48,040
Oh, God.
587
00:19:48,074 --> 00:19:49,574
I swallowed a fly!
588
00:19:49,607 --> 00:19:52,707
What do I do? What can happen?
589
00:19:58,974 --> 00:20:01,374
So, you want to come up
for a few minutes?
590
00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:03,240
I'm sorry, Jerry.
591
00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:05,340
I just don't think
this is gonna work.
592
00:20:05,374 --> 00:20:07,207
Really?
593
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,340
I thought--
594
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:08,514
I know.
595
00:20:08,514 --> 00:20:09,340
I know.
596
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,074
I'm sorry.
597
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:15,074
Gee... I just
didn't expect it
598
00:20:15,107 --> 00:20:16,740
from the way
you've been acting.
599
00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:18,240
Are you sure you want
to talk about this?
600
00:20:18,274 --> 00:20:19,740
Because I sure don't.
601
00:20:19,774 --> 00:20:22,607
Of course I want
to talk about it.
602
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,340
Well, okay.
603
00:20:24,374 --> 00:20:25,574
I guess things
changed for me
604
00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:27,207
on Tuesday night.
605
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,574
Tuesday night?
606
00:20:28,607 --> 00:20:30,074
What happened
Tuesday night?
607
00:20:30,107 --> 00:20:33,207
I saw your act.
608
00:20:35,607 --> 00:20:37,074
My act?
609
00:20:37,107 --> 00:20:38,514
What does that
have to do with anything?
610
00:20:38,514 --> 00:20:39,040
What does that
have to do with anything?
611
00:20:39,074 --> 00:20:44,407
Well, to be honest,
it just didn't make it for me.
612
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,274
It's just so much fluff.
613
00:20:47,307 --> 00:20:49,507
I can't believe this.
614
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,174
So what are you saying?
You didn't like my act?
615
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:54,174
So that's it?
616
00:20:54,207 --> 00:20:57,374
I can't be with someone
if I don't respect what they do.
617
00:20:57,407 --> 00:20:59,274
You're a cashier.
618
00:21:01,474 --> 00:21:03,040
Look, Jerry,
it wasn't my kind of humor.
619
00:21:03,074 --> 00:21:07,440
You can't go by the audience
that night.
620
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:08,514
It was late.
They were terrible.
621
00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:09,040
It was late.
They were terrible.
622
00:21:09,074 --> 00:21:11,374
I heard the material.
623
00:21:11,407 --> 00:21:14,040
I have other stuff.
624
00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:18,340
You should come see me
on the weekend.
625
00:21:18,374 --> 00:21:24,207
Women need to like the job
of the guy they're with.
626
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,340
If they don't like the job,
they don't like the guy.
627
00:21:26,374 --> 00:21:28,674
Men know this.
628
00:21:28,707 --> 00:21:31,040
Which is why we make up
629
00:21:31,074 --> 00:21:35,040
the phony, bogus names
for the jobs that we have.
630
00:21:35,074 --> 00:21:36,207
"Right now,
631
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,440
"I'm the regional
management supervisor.
632
00:21:38,474 --> 00:21:38,514
I'm in development,
research, consulting."
633
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,540
I'm in development,
research, consulting."
634
00:21:40,574 --> 00:21:42,374
Men, on the other hand,
635
00:21:42,407 --> 00:21:46,374
if they are physically attracted
to a woman,
636
00:21:46,407 --> 00:21:49,740
are not that concerned
with her job, are we?
637
00:21:49,774 --> 00:21:51,174
Men don't really care.
638
00:21:51,207 --> 00:21:52,340
Men will just go,
639
00:21:52,374 --> 00:21:53,607
"Really? Slaughterhouse?
Is that where you work?
640
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:54,907
"That sounds interesting.
641
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,740
"So, what,
you got a big cleaver there?
642
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,740
"You just
lopping their heads off?
643
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,740
"That sounds great.
644
00:21:58,774 --> 00:22:01,774
"Listen,
why don't you shower up,
645
00:22:01,807 --> 00:22:04,140
and we'll get some burgers
and catch a movie?"
646
00:22:13,074 --> 00:22:15,707
[♪]