1
00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:55,150
- Would Olli be happy with someone like that?
- No, Eva.

2
00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:58,630
Look at him there.
He is quite delicious.

3
00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:02,270
- Have you forgotten you are married?
- Not for me.

4
00:02:02,430 --> 00:02:07,510
You have not been on a date in
hundred years. You can always ask...

5
00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:12,110
I'm not going on a date.
I have to find a present for Olli.

6
00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:15,470
How about this one?

7
00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:23,950
Shit!

8
00:02:29,270 --> 00:02:33,510
- Shut up, it shoots crookedly.
- So it is dangerous.

9
00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:37,510
- Think they sell it to children.
- Do you need help?

10
00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:42,710
Yes, thank you. My son is turning eight. That
all he wants is a dog.

11
00:02:42,870 --> 00:02:44,910
They are not allowed to have a dog.

12
00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:49,830
We have to find something to compensate
for a dog and doesn't cost a fortune.

13
00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:55,750
If he's going to have fun too
with husband, he must have a drone.

14
00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:59,150
Father buys his own present.
We are not...

15
00:02:59,310 --> 00:03:02,990
So... He's slipped.
Not slipped that way.

16
00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:06,110
It was me who wanted to…
It was a break.

17
00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:09,190
- But then a month passed...
- Five.

18
00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:12,430
Then he was on
with a little 15-year-old...

19
00:03:12,590 --> 00:03:16,510
– 28. She is 28.
- It's a classic situation, isn't it?

20
00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,990
Yes.

21
00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:23,150
– How about this one?
– What can it do?

22
00:03:23,310 --> 00:03:26,430
Say wow. It is on offer.

23
00:03:29,950 --> 00:03:33,150
We just look a little further. Thanks.

24
00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:40,830
What does he get from Steen and Isabella?

25
00:03:40,990 --> 00:03:44,390
- Now it's not a competition.
- No.

26
00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:48,550
Marlene, you've got the head
down on that phone all the time.

27
00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:53,030
What is happening?

28
00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:56,270
Something bad has happened.

29
00:04:01,470 --> 00:04:04,430
I simply can't do that.

30
00:04:04,590 --> 00:04:08,230
- Marlene.
- Ollie. God, hello!

31
00:04:08,390 --> 00:04:12,430
- Hello, Marlene.
- Hello.

32
00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:16,510
- Where do you hide Anders?
- He is at home.

33
00:04:16,670 --> 00:04:20,150
I'm just here all alone.

34
00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:24,550
Shall we tell what to do?
We're going to play "Baking Contest" –

35
00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:27,870
– and make sample layer cakes
for Olli's birthday.

36
00:04:28,030 --> 00:04:30,390
Bella is just super cool.

37
00:04:32,590 --> 00:04:35,030
We must remember to film...

38
00:04:35,190 --> 00:04:37,830
- Are you okay?
– Shh.

39
00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:40,790
You look like a
who need help.

40
00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,550
- Hello, honey.
– Mother?

41
00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:55,430
- What are you doing?
- No, Eva! Well, for the sea cleaner.

42
00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:57,990
I'm making... I...

43
00:04:58,150 --> 00:05:02,710
Good, I'm in.
We must not disturb. Come on, Oliver.

44
00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:05,750
- Mother must rest in peace.
- Who was the man?

45
00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:09,470
- It's good, mother is moving on.
- See you next week.

46
00:05:09,630 --> 00:05:12,670
- I'm looking forward to it. Hello, honey.
- Hey, hey.

47
00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:33,310
Hello.

48
00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:37,230
– Not the one with that dog, right?
- Yes, it has to do with the dog.

49
00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:40,590
I promise you
we pick up after it.

50
00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:44,310
And also that I can learn it
not to bark.

51
00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:48,550
If you then taught it to take a bath
or use deodorant, I said no.

52
00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:53,550
You cannot keep animals on the property,
unless you are disabled.

53
00:05:53,710 --> 00:05:57,990
- Are you disabled?
– What if the dog is disabled?

54
00:05:58,990 --> 00:06:01,950
So... No.

55
00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:06,350
Is that a no?
You are beautiful in burgundy.

56
00:06:07,630 --> 00:06:09,430
Okay.

57
00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:23,910
"Dear Mom. Come to the birthday party
on Sunday at Dad and Bella's."

58
00:06:24,070 --> 00:06:27,030
"Hugs Oliver, Dad and Bella."

59
00:06:32,670 --> 00:06:35,430
hey what are you doing

60
00:06:36,910 --> 00:06:40,550
- What is it?
– My son's birthday invitation.

61
00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:45,030
It's not for you.
It's a silly idea.

62
00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:47,750
It's really fun to come up with.

63
00:06:53,390 --> 00:06:55,630
It's damn fun.

64
00:07:16,230 --> 00:07:19,470
OVULATION PROBLEMS
FOR WOMEN OVER 40

65
00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:42,190
Come on, come on. can you come here
you little brat!

66
00:07:42,350 --> 00:07:45,150
Come on.

67
00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:48,710
Also promise to find a good family
to the last dog.

68
00:07:48,870 --> 00:07:54,670
- We could sell you and keep him.
- Dad, you're not funny.

69
00:07:56,270 --> 00:08:00,870
Marlene, damn it. You have clicked
them out but forgot to take them.

70
00:08:01,030 --> 00:08:03,670
How stupid I am.

71
00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,390
- Take care, my dear.
- Thank you.

72
00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:14,830
- Whoops.
- Father, come now. We have to go.

73
00:08:26,510 --> 00:08:28,390
What the hell are you doing?

74
00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:32,670
Tax Appeals Board,
They talk to Anne–Lise.

75
00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:38,030
No, you cannot deduct that.
You can't deduct that either.

76
00:08:39,190 --> 00:08:42,310
Goodbye. Eve. Eve.

77
00:08:42,470 --> 00:08:45,070
Eve. Eva!

78
00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:58,270
Eva, Eva, Eva.
But what shall I do with you?

79
00:08:58,430 --> 00:09:02,150
I don't know that.
What are you going to do to me?

80
00:09:02,310 --> 00:09:04,910
Not what you dream of.

81
00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:10,350
Many women think that it there
"50 Shades of Grey" is exciting.

82
00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:14,630
The boss and the helpless employee
across the cold desk.

83
00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:19,350
It just doesn't work, Eva. We must too
could work together tomorrow.

84
00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:24,750
- I'm not quite with...
– Eva, I'm not stupid.

85
00:09:24,910 --> 00:09:29,110
I've noticed you looking for me.
But I can't act on it.

86
00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:34,030
I'm in a position of power,
which I absolutely do not want to take advantage of.

87
00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:37,310
It's not going to happen.
Nada.

88
00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:43,190
Don't worry. They find water on Mars,
before the two of us just approach the copy room.

89
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:47,830
Yes yes. If I mind you
acts on time.

90
00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:53,670
It is wisest that you do not participate
in the annual team building seminar.

91
00:09:53,830 --> 00:09:57,990
We're taking Jette with us instead.
I don't want a case on my back.

92
00:09:58,150 --> 00:10:02,790
Jette? She's not even sitting
here in our department.

93
00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:06,030
No, but she doesn't smile at me
in that way.

94
00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:10,350
No, I don't either.
I don't smile at anyone...

95
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:14,510
- I'm just trying to be kind.
- You are probably desperate too.

96
00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:18,790
- Yes. No. No!
– Single, single, divorced mother.

97
00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:24,350
Whoa, by the way.
They have found water on Mars.

98
00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:35,430
No, no, no.

99
00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:40,830
- There are only 20 minutes.
- Yes, yes.

100
00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:45,630
By the way, I am very happy
the face cream I bought from you.

101
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:54,190
- There is nothing in it.
– Neither parabens nor phthalates.

102
00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:57,110
– Hello.
- Hello.

103
00:10:57,270 --> 00:11:00,390
- Sorry for the delay.
- Hello, mother.

104
00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:05,910
What is she doing here? I thought
it was a parent meeting.

105
00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:09,590
No, it's a school-home conversation.

106
00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:14,550
Yes. Welcome to the school–home–conversation.
If I may begin…

107
00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:17,310
We are really happy for Oliver.

108
00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:22,910
He actively participates in the lessons.
But we sometimes experience…

109
00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:25,590
Couldn't you
have talked to me?

110
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:32,230
...Oliver is a bit unfocused,
so I would like to hear from you…

111
00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:35,110
Is this Bella's idea too?

112
00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:39,910
– What do you say, for example, Eva?
– What am I saying?

113
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:44,630
I tell Oliver occasionally
is a bit unfocused.

114
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:48,510
how is it at home
if you do homework?

115
00:11:48,670 --> 00:11:53,350
When he does homework... Homework is
not Oliver's favorite thing.

116
00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:57,510
This can create challenges
once in a while.

117
00:11:57,670 --> 00:12:00,830
So things are going pretty well with us.

118
00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:04,790
- We just have fun with it.
- Good idea, yes.

119
00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:08,470
Sometimes Olli gets a little sweet.

120
00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:13,390
He also gets sweets from me. Once
in between. He also got a biscuit.

121
00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:17,230
With us, it's just dried fruit
and walnuts.

122
00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:22,270
- My licorice pipe is also organic.
- Maybe we should let the teacher talk.

123
00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:25,950
If we just come back to
to talk about Oliver.

124
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,870
- Remember...
- Sorry.

125
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:36,310
It doesn't make tracks.

126
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:40,550
- I would like to remember you...
- Mother, quite honestly.

127
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:44,390
When you talk a lot, Oliver,
you say that, you already know.

128
00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:47,430
But if you sometimes...

129
00:12:48,270 --> 00:12:49,910
Yes.

130
00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:54,990
...keep quiet.
If you sometimes...

131
00:12:58,990 --> 00:13:01,550
Then we just ignore that one.

132
00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:05,870
If you are sometimes silent,
you learn something new.

133
00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:10,150
Then you can say something new
and exciting a second time.

134
00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:22,990
So. Yes. You said?
You say?

135
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,150
- Hello.
- Hello.

136
00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:29,670
- Hello! Good to see you, Marlene.
- Hello.

137
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:33,830
- Then it's Ole's turn. Come inside.
- Hello.

138
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,510
- So we're going to a birthday party, huh?
- Yes.

139
00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:47,950
- You are not there alone. You have me.
- Yes, otherwise I won't come.

140
00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:50,710
Honey...

141
00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:54,430
- Look how good friends we have become.
- It is very sweet.

142
00:13:54,590 --> 00:13:57,630
- Do you want to take a picture?
- I can do that.

143
00:13:57,790 --> 00:14:01,030
But we can't have a dog there,
where we live.

144
00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:05,430
Why should we stay?
such a shitty place?

145
00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:09,590
- We could have it with us.
- Seriously?

146
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:14,150
Should Olli have you as a birthday present,
your little one?

147
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:17,550
Does he want it?
No, shouldn't he?

148
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:26,510
There's just one from my work,
who bought it.

149
00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:30,470
– Practice.
- Yes, it's a shame.

150
00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:35,110
- We go out and get an ice cream.
- Yes, do it. Darlings, see you.

151
00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:37,870
- Hello.
- Hello.

152
00:14:39,870 --> 00:14:43,390
- You look sad, Oliver.
- The dog is promised away.

153
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:48,150
- But let Isabella give him that dog.
- They have a huge house.

154
00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:50,950
With sauna, trampoline
and home cinema.

155
00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:54,710
They have geothermal heating.
And now a dog? It is unfair.

156
00:14:54,870 --> 00:15:00,830
A dog doesn't change that. Weather
glad she wants to be nice to him.

157
00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:05,190
Imagine if she was an idiot,
who didn't like him?

158
00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:10,630
Learn to live with her.
She doesn't disappear.

159
00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:13,350
Unfortunately not.

160
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:19,310
She's actually quite cute.

161
00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:22,470
And fun.

162
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,830
- And young.
- Yes.

163
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:32,230
Have you started seeing each other?
or what?

164
00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,950
Steen and Anders are best friends.
What should I do?

165
00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:37,630
Well yes.

166
00:15:37,790 --> 00:15:40,710
Try to give her a chance.

167
00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:45,670
- Yes, then it was you, Frida.
- Yes, thank you.

168
00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:48,310
See you, honey.

169
00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:52,990
Tomorrow the three of us go out drinking
a cup of coffee together. We do it.

170
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:58,950
– Also for Oliver's sake, right?
- Marlene. are you coming

171
00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:04,670
- So what?
- I have to cancel.

172
00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:07,830
I've had a trip to the dentist.

173
00:17:07,990 --> 00:17:10,950
It was a pity for you.
What has happened?

174
00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:14,750
I must have bitten something.
Or it is the root.

175
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:19,110
I hope I don't have to
a horrible root canal.

176
00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:24,070
When are you done at the dentist?

177
00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:27,030
It's probably right around now.

178
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:34,070
Now relax.
It's not a date.

179
00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:38,510
Go up and say hello to Bella nicely.
Then I'll get coffee.

180
00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:51,390
– Hello.
- Hello, Eva.

181
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:54,470
- Hello.
- Good to...

182
00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:58,670
- Super nice that we could just meet.
- Nice. Yes.

183
00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:01,110
– Your shoelaces...
- Well, yes.

184
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:09,190
are you ok
Stop it. Shut up.

185
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:12,030
Wow, you look like a smurf.

186
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:15,470
It's all tangled up. Excuse me.

187
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:20,390
It looks like someone
my grandmother dried hair with.

188
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:24,630
The ones you had in the 70s.
It doesn't seem to come off with violence.

189
00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:28,030
Such.

190
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:32,430
That's a good idea
to get to know each other better.

191
00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:35,110
- Are you okay?
- Mm.

192
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:38,110
The hair has become slightly tangled.

193
00:18:38,270 --> 00:18:41,670
Try with a little conditioner. It can help.

194
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,670
So...

195
00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:49,470
You have received a text message.

196
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,550
"Going pheasant hunting this weekend."

197
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:56,790
“I think about you all the time.
Hugs, Peter."

198
00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:59,110
Peter?

199
00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:06,030
I have fallen in love.

200
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:10,070
What? In who?

201
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:13,550
– The father of the new girl in the class.
- No!

202
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:18,430
I love Anders, but I can
just don't get him out of your head.

203
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:21,630
Why haven't you said anything?

204
00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:24,710
- You've had enough to look after.
- Nah.

205
00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:28,950
- I hoped it would stop.
- It's the hormone pills.

206
00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:31,190
I have no idea.

207
00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:35,430
It's far out. Me and Anders
struggling to have another child.

208
00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:39,430
- I go and dream about someone else.
- You just have to forget him.

209
00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:43,990
Block him on Facebook. Delete him
from your phone. Out of your life.

210
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:47,190
- It doesn't work.
– Do you have ...?

211
00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:50,590
- No.
- No?

212
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,830
- You haven't just ...?
- No.

213
00:19:55,390 --> 00:19:59,070
- He hasn't been down and...?
- We haven't even kissed.

214
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:02,470
- That is the problem.
- What?

215
00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:04,710
What kind of thing?

216
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,390
Something like that has to be kicked out.

217
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,910
- Maybe this is what is needed.
- That's it.

218
00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:14,790
No, Marlene.

219
00:20:14,950 --> 00:20:18,870
Do you remember Henrik from high school?
Eva was obsessed with him.

220
00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:23,270
But as soon as she got the pants off him,
Wasn't he very interesting.

221
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:27,990
Because he had a lot of foreskin.
I could make that one…

222
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:35,110
Now if I'm lucky,
Peter also has some hall eye.

223
00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:39,590
Or maybe he's boring as hell.
Then I can forget him.

224
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:43,790
You didn't mean to
to knock it off?

225
00:20:43,950 --> 00:20:47,270
I'll probably help you.

226
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:51,070
- Do you mean it?
- That's what you have girlfriends for.

227
00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:53,710
– Are you...?
- Try to hear.

228
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:59,590
I organize a wellness weekend
near the pheasant hunt for the two of us.

229
00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:04,630
- You can't.
- No, you can't.

230
00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:08,630
You must be very busy
with Oliver's birthday.

231
00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:13,510
We'll just be back before Sunday.
Right now, it's all about you.

232
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:16,990
- Yes, Marlene.
- Treasure.

233
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,950
- Thank you, Bella.
- Of course. It will probably work.

234
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:23,390
Hey, you two.

235
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:28,470
So that's what we do. Yes.
We go to wellness, the three of us.

236
00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:33,110
- Okay. And you also want to join?
- I'll go with you.

237
00:21:33,270 --> 00:21:37,870
- Then we're going to wellness.
- Fine. Then I order for three.

238
00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:53,710
So this is going to be good.

239
00:21:53,870 --> 00:21:57,790
Just a little trip,
and then it's out of the world. Great.

240
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:01,750
- It is the right thing to do.
- I am there for you all the way.

241
00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:05,390
And I'm there too.
And then some, right?

242
00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:08,430
On Sunday you say:
"How good it was, –

243
00:22:08,590 --> 00:22:13,310
– Bella took me to wellness,
because now I'm going home to Anders."

244
00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:19,510
- What is the plan with Peter?
- Not really anything yet.

245
00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:24,390
- Don't you have an agreement?
- I'll fix it. Bring your cell phone.

246
00:22:27,070 --> 00:22:31,350
- Are you now also writing her text messages?
- Yes.

247
00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:34,390
She can also bang him for you.

248
00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:41,910
I feel like a huge asshole.

249
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,990
You do it to save your relationship.

250
00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:48,390
You can't make an omelette
without breaking eggs.

251
00:22:48,550 --> 00:22:51,590
We must hope
Anders gets a bite of that omelette.

252
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:55,750
Men have then fucked next door,
since they were monkeys.

253
00:22:55,910 --> 00:23:00,430
So she avenges all hanaber's bad
morality of fucking a girl's father?

254
00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:05,870
I never said that. I think
you have to support each other as women.

255
00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:09,750
Even though
you go a little over the line.

256
00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:16,070
Then it's done.
He will meet you at the hotel tomorrow.

257
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:18,150
Oh my God.

258
00:23:19,310 --> 00:23:22,710
That's sweet of you
to do this for me.

259
00:23:22,870 --> 00:23:26,790
- Why is he sending an aubergine?
- Yes, why?

260
00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:30,870
– Because he loves moussaka?
- Now shut up, Eva.

261
00:23:31,030 --> 00:23:35,270
This means they need a little more
than chatting and drinking tea.

262
00:23:35,430 --> 00:23:39,030
- Okay.
- Do you understand then?

263
00:23:40,110 --> 00:23:45,230
Then I hope the eggplant only says
something about the size and not the color.

264
00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:56,070
- So here we are.
- Stop it.

265
00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:58,790
How amazing it looks.

266
00:23:58,950 --> 00:24:02,190
Won't you join me, honey?
Kiss.

267
00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:15,270
- Are you okay?
- Well then!

268
00:24:15,430 --> 00:24:19,470
- Sorry. are you ok
- Yes. So, what...

269
00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:24,870
- I didn't think you kept quiet.
– In a parking lot?

270
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:27,510
Hashtag: SoErDerParkeret.

271
00:24:27,670 --> 00:24:30,870
I have to entertain 28 children
in ten minutes.

272
00:24:31,030 --> 00:24:33,270
- Do you have any clothes?
– What?

273
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:37,910
Do you have any clothes I can borrow?
I can't get into that mouth.

274
00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:41,510
- We'll check in right away.
- Great.

275
00:24:45,830 --> 00:24:47,710
- Welcome.
- Thank you.

276
00:24:47,870 --> 00:24:52,590
I have booked for three,
but would like to have room for four.

277
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:56,270
You are a perfect clown.

278
00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:02,470
Honestly... Do you mean it?

279
00:25:02,630 --> 00:25:05,910
It's in ten minutes.
We can't manage to buy anything.

280
00:25:06,070 --> 00:25:09,390
Life becomes rare,
as expected.

281
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:13,310
- Good. Thanks for that.
- So little. Hi...

282
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:18,230
- How do I get my clothes back?
- Do you have a phone number?

283
00:25:18,390 --> 00:25:21,790
- I have to call you.
- Okay. Great.

284
00:25:21,950 --> 00:25:26,990
Then we can also look at the rear light
with the insurance company.

285
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:33,590
– The Tax Agency. Thanks for that.
- So little. Poo-poo.

286
00:25:36,150 --> 00:25:40,030
Just so you can find your way around.

287
00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:44,670
Here we have the spa and pool area.
Sauna. Massage. And water sports.

288
00:25:44,830 --> 00:25:48,190
It will be
the world's most expensive side jump.

289
00:25:48,350 --> 00:25:52,790
- You'll just get some keys. Be safe.
– What are you going to get rid of?

290
00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:57,230
I don't think about money
when my friend is in crisis.

291
00:25:57,390 --> 00:26:01,190
If him the eggplant comes first
tomorrow, what shall we do now?

292
00:26:01,350 --> 00:26:04,110
We have to make Marlene a little more delicious.

293
00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:08,350
We start in the jacuzzi.
Just go ahead and I'll come.

294
00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:12,390
What did I say?
She's actually really cute.

295
00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:21,230
we have two minutes
before Bella comes.

296
00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:24,750
Can't you put him away
so we can talk?

297
00:26:26,910 --> 00:26:32,550
Marlene, I have known you and Anders
longer than anyone, right?

298
00:26:32,710 --> 00:26:36,190
are you sure
you want this?

299
00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:40,870
– Think about what you have at home.
– Then there's 'pagne'.

300
00:26:43,990 --> 00:26:48,630
Bella, we just had a serious talk.
We probably won't have booze now.

301
00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:51,990
Otherwise, I never talk about problems
without booze.

302
00:26:52,150 --> 00:26:55,510
- Honestly, Eva.
- Shall we also have a midday nap?

303
00:26:55,670 --> 00:26:59,870
You make us sound
like some old assholes.

304
00:27:10,390 --> 00:27:14,110
Should it be right now?
We just had a serious talk.

305
00:27:14,270 --> 00:27:19,910
There must be bubbles in it. You sit
nor in a sandbox without sand.

306
00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:26,790
Marlene, it's just...
If you just try to think…

307
00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:32,390
- Think of all the good things about Anders.
- Is it still teasing?

308
00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:34,510
That's good.

309
00:27:34,670 --> 00:27:38,350
- Do you want to massage her right now?
- She is really good.

310
00:27:38,510 --> 00:27:41,990
If you know Marlene that well,
as I do, –

311
00:27:42,150 --> 00:27:45,710
- so you know,
that she loves foot massages the most.

312
00:27:46,470 --> 00:27:49,710
– Ouch!
- Holy shit. Excuse me.

313
00:27:49,870 --> 00:27:54,070
Shit, sorry. I had to get hold of
my friend's foot.

314
00:27:54,230 --> 00:27:59,230
- It's okay.
- No, this is what she likes.

315
00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:02,150
Just like this.

316
00:28:03,270 --> 00:28:06,430
- And then a little further up.
- No!

317
00:28:06,590 --> 00:28:09,310
No, no, no!

318
00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:12,550
- Shit!
- Are you okay?

319
00:28:13,390 --> 00:28:18,030
- Good, you were so quick, Bella.
- I am an old lifeguard.

320
00:28:18,190 --> 00:28:19,470
What?

321
00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:28,270
Wasn't that cool?
She just reacted like this.

322
00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:31,910
Praise her for that.
Or say something else nice.

323
00:28:32,070 --> 00:28:37,550
I walk here bare ass and in a bathing suit.
We share lokum. Isn't that enough?

324
00:28:41,510 --> 00:28:45,470
Yes. My name is Kenneth.
I am your gusmester.

325
00:28:45,630 --> 00:28:51,870
I have a lovely bergamot tea with me
shades of eucalyptus and lily of the valley.

326
00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:57,630
A harmonious and beautiful composition,
that truly renews one's vitality –

327
00:28:57,790 --> 00:29:02,590
– and cleans out what the body has
of bad thoughts and waste substances.

328
00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:06,830
Let's get started right away.
We're swinging a bit here.

329
00:29:09,070 --> 00:29:11,950
Something nice.

330
00:29:12,110 --> 00:29:14,190
Yes yes.

331
00:29:22,070 --> 00:29:26,230
It's a nice little towel,
you have on your head.

332
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:29,670
Okay. It's the hotel's.

333
00:29:31,630 --> 00:29:36,910
Remember to breathe.
Into it...

334
00:29:37,070 --> 00:29:40,790
I don't know what to do
give Olli as a birthday present.

335
00:29:40,950 --> 00:29:45,150
He only talks about that dog.
What do you think I should do?

336
00:29:45,310 --> 00:29:49,990
I don't know. What do you say, Eva?
Do you have an idea?

337
00:29:52,070 --> 00:29:56,670
I think it's hot.
I'll just go out and get some air.

338
00:29:57,670 --> 00:29:59,950
- Damn it!
- Sorry.

339
00:30:00,110 --> 00:30:04,310
But that's pretty bad style
to go out in the middle of a rush.

340
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,150
Okay. Excuse me.

341
00:30:09,150 --> 00:30:12,710
Then more water needs to be added
to bring the temperature back up.

342
00:30:21,790 --> 00:30:24,390
Then we drive. Really good.

343
00:30:24,550 --> 00:30:28,390
You are just so sweet. I am so
glad to have gotten to know you.

344
00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:31,950
I can't feel it at all
you are ten years older than me.

345
00:30:32,110 --> 00:30:34,550
It's really good.

346
00:30:35,470 --> 00:30:39,510
- Damn it!
- Now you have to make a decision.

347
00:30:39,670 --> 00:30:44,950
- Are you out of here, or are you in?
- I'm inside.

348
00:30:47,270 --> 00:30:50,470
- Are you okay?
- Yes, yes. I'm fine.

349
00:30:57,750 --> 00:31:02,870
It's from Peter.
Why is it only tomorrow?

350
00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:06,230
- She is here.
- Can she check if she has it?

351
00:31:06,390 --> 00:31:10,710
– Do you have Oliver's bike key?
- Nah. Why should I have it?

352
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:15,390
Oliver has looked everywhere,
so Steen asks you to check.

353
00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:18,830
Tell Steen,
that I look for now.

354
00:31:24,270 --> 00:31:28,030
- Well?
- You were right, honey. She has them.

355
00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:31,710
- Who put them there?
- I slip away.

356
00:31:33,470 --> 00:31:39,150
- Do you like using tampons?
- Well... I use tampons.

357
00:31:39,310 --> 00:31:42,470
Okay?
Haven't you tried OrganiCup yet?

358
00:31:42,630 --> 00:31:48,070
It is so nice and good for you
natural bacterial culture in the vagina.

359
00:31:48,230 --> 00:31:50,870
- It's great.
- Think about it.

360
00:31:51,030 --> 00:31:53,150
Yes. Geez.

361
00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:01,830
- You just have to remember them there.
- Thank you.

362
00:32:05,910 --> 00:32:08,910
I'm really happy that
you brought

363
00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:14,790
Do you remember when we had
been in town and slept together?

364
00:32:14,950 --> 00:32:17,510
– Eva, you have lice!
– What?

365
00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:20,350
- No.
- Yes.

366
00:32:20,510 --> 00:32:25,030
Damn! It has been
on Parents' Intra a thousand times.

367
00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:27,950
It's probably better
I sleep with Bella.

368
00:32:28,110 --> 00:32:32,950
I can't sleep with Peter
tomorrow and have lice.

369
00:32:33,110 --> 00:32:37,270
is it ok
if you just trade with her?

370
00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:39,470
We can do that.

371
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:46,830
good night

372
00:33:01,510 --> 00:33:04,510
- Leave a message.
- Hello, honey. It's mom.

373
00:33:04,670 --> 00:33:09,590
I just wanted to say good night.
You may already be sleeping.

374
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:13,590
Yes. We'll just talk tomorrow.
Okay, good night.

375
00:33:35,870 --> 00:33:39,550
- It's Eva.
- It's Jan. Your clown accident.

376
00:33:39,710 --> 00:33:43,630
- You should have your clothes back.
- Well, yes.

377
00:33:43,790 --> 00:33:46,510
Well, I'm at the pharmacy.

378
00:33:46,670 --> 00:33:51,070
It fits fine. I'll go myself
in to have something at the pharmacy.

379
00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:54,430
- Just stay there. I'm nearby.
- Okay.

380
00:33:54,590 --> 00:33:57,550
- See you.
- Hello.

381
00:34:03,590 --> 00:34:05,630
- Hello.
- Hello.

382
00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:09,430
- Well, there it is.
- Yes. Thanks for the loan.

383
00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:14,110
It was funnier and more clownish
than my own clothes.

384
00:34:14,270 --> 00:34:19,670
- I have to take that as a compliment.
- I wouldn't do that.

385
00:34:20,870 --> 00:34:23,990
Thanks, and sorry about the car.

386
00:34:24,150 --> 00:34:26,910
It's a mess.
I have no one for...

387
00:34:27,070 --> 00:34:30,030
Can you bypass the insurance?

388
00:34:30,190 --> 00:34:33,830
It's such a small injury,
and my friend has an auto repair shop.

389
00:34:33,990 --> 00:34:36,190
I'll fix it myself.

390
00:34:36,350 --> 00:34:40,190
But you have to pick up
your medicine, right?

391
00:34:40,350 --> 00:34:44,710
No, vitamin D for my sister.
She just had baby number two.

392
00:34:44,870 --> 00:34:47,870
Well, congratulations.
Life and happy days.

393
00:34:48,030 --> 00:34:52,230
Big sister doesn't think so.
She is jealous of the new one.

394
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:56,110
She would like
she had never been born.

395
00:34:57,870 --> 00:35:04,110
You can understand that. To have to
share the one you love most, -

396
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:09,110
– with someone you have not chosen yourself.
Which suddenly stands there and is...

397
00:35:09,270 --> 00:35:12,630
...number one
in one way or another.

398
00:35:12,790 --> 00:35:18,350
A little newcomer who can do everything...
Or can't do anything, it's a baby.

399
00:35:18,510 --> 00:35:23,950
But maybe is cute and sweet and has
loops. And everyone stands and claps...

400
00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:28,550
Yes...

401
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:33,390
– What about you? What have you bought?
- I just bought myself some...

402
00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:36,830
It's actually not for me.
Some cough syrup.

403
00:35:36,990 --> 00:35:39,070
To a sick friend.

404
00:35:39,230 --> 00:35:41,830
- She has a bit of a cough?
- Exactly.

405
00:35:41,990 --> 00:35:46,790
I am also clairvoyant.
My name is Clairvoy–Jan.

406
00:35:46,950 --> 00:35:50,070
People are excited.
Clown and clairvoyant.

407
00:35:50,230 --> 00:35:54,030
I can read your future.
Come with your hands.

408
00:35:54,190 --> 00:35:58,550
- I just have...
- Can we make it? Do you dare?

409
00:35:59,710 --> 00:36:03,350
- Now I'm looking. Wow.
- Is it completely crazy?

410
00:36:03,510 --> 00:36:09,030
No, it's really good. You're coming
to meet a really nice guy.

411
00:36:09,190 --> 00:36:12,550
Smart, gifted.
Green eyes.

412
00:36:12,710 --> 00:36:15,190
– Red nose.
– Alcoholic?

413
00:36:17,670 --> 00:36:21,070
- No, I lied. I'm just a clown.
– 751.

414
00:36:21,230 --> 00:36:27,910
- It's me. But... Yes.
– 751.

415
00:36:30,430 --> 00:36:33,270
Yes, it's me. I'm coming now.

416
00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:56,390
- Hello.
- Hello.

417
00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:58,750
Where are you two going?

418
00:36:58,910 --> 00:37:02,390
We have to make Marlene delicious,
before Peter comes.

419
00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:04,550
- Do you want to come?
- Yes.

420
00:37:04,710 --> 00:37:09,230
– A Brazilian wax exactly?
- Try looking here.

421
00:37:09,390 --> 00:37:14,630
It shouldn't be a naked monkey. They
has many funny pee wife hairstyles.

422
00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:16,830
I keep what I have.

423
00:37:16,990 --> 00:37:22,270
It doesn't make much sense when
you have no one to show it to.

424
00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:26,710
We got our ears pierced together.
We must have cleared the mat together.

425
00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:31,230
I have to pee first.

426
00:37:31,390 --> 00:37:34,510
- Thank you for today.
- Get well. Who's next?

427
00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:38,670
Mine are too short
so I'll just skip it.

428
00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:41,790
After all, there must be a bit to tear into.

429
00:37:41,950 --> 00:37:45,030
- Just come along. It's not bad.
- Come on.

430
00:37:45,190 --> 00:37:47,990
Yes. I do it.

431
00:37:49,430 --> 00:37:53,070
- You just have to take off your panties.
- Yes.

432
00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:04,310
Hoof. Hello.

433
00:38:05,550 --> 00:38:08,510
- You have gone wrong.
- It's my son.

434
00:38:08,670 --> 00:38:10,990
He is sick and at work.

435
00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:15,750
He's not watching, he's playing the iPad.
You have to go right around on the other side.

436
00:38:18,910 --> 00:38:23,150
- He can't wait outside?
- No, I have to look for him.

437
00:38:23,310 --> 00:38:26,150
But he doesn't look.

438
00:38:28,630 --> 00:38:31,710
- Okay.
– First I disinfect the area.

439
00:38:31,870 --> 00:38:36,550
- I could just come another time.
- You just have to lie still.

440
00:38:36,710 --> 00:38:40,030
It's actually just me,
who sees it.

441
00:38:40,190 --> 00:38:45,190
– And your son. He sits and looks.
- No, he sits and plays the iPad.

442
00:38:45,350 --> 00:38:50,270
Do you want to spread the balls a little,
so I can get all the way down the crack?

443
00:38:56,910 --> 00:38:59,670
- Hello.
– What? What now?

444
00:38:59,830 --> 00:39:02,270
Is everything okay?

445
00:39:02,430 --> 00:39:05,350
No. The boy who looks.

446
00:39:07,150 --> 00:39:10,630
- Damn it!
- It's only good that it comes off.

447
00:39:10,790 --> 00:39:14,990
- You've also got some gray hair.
- Just give me that one.

448
00:39:15,150 --> 00:39:18,310
Maybe a single gray hair.

449
00:39:23,390 --> 00:39:26,110
And then you have to turn on the other side.

450
00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:31,110
- Yes.
- Then we take the other side.

451
00:39:31,270 --> 00:39:35,590
- I must be able to get to.
- You can wait outside.

452
00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:38,390
You can just do that.

453
00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:44,630
- What are you actually giving Olli?
- I bought a few different things.

454
00:39:47,590 --> 00:39:52,990
I ask Marlene about that dog again.
I have to make her a good offer.

455
00:39:56,670 --> 00:40:00,350
- I will not disturb any more. Hello.
- Hello.

456
00:40:01,550 --> 00:40:04,950
I have to get hold of
some wider strips.

457
00:40:15,470 --> 00:40:18,230
Marlene.

458
00:40:22,190 --> 00:40:27,310
- Have you given Bella the dog?
- No! Relax and get it over with.

459
00:40:27,470 --> 00:40:30,030
I have to be ready for Peter.

460
00:40:30,190 --> 00:40:35,990
- It needs to calm down a bit.
- Come on, we'll switch places.

461
00:40:54,150 --> 00:40:56,550
It was you!

462
00:40:56,710 --> 00:40:59,070
No, Carl!

463
00:40:59,230 --> 00:41:01,710
Honey, come over here.

464
00:41:01,870 --> 00:41:04,990
See what you've done
at the lady's butthole.

465
00:41:07,710 --> 00:41:12,510
- Now look there.
- Damn, it doesn't look good.

466
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:17,110
No. You have to cool it down.
Get some ice cream.

467
00:41:19,190 --> 00:41:22,070
Okay. What comes up most easily?

468
00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:27,110
Is it too big?

469
00:41:27,270 --> 00:41:30,150
– Cornetto?
- Nothing with waffles.

470
00:41:30,310 --> 00:41:33,910
- No!
- There is an Astronaut.

471
00:41:34,070 --> 00:41:36,870
No, there's a little wine gum man in it.

472
00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:42,310
– Take a Twister or a Lightning Rod.
- I can handle a little Filur.

473
00:41:42,470 --> 00:41:45,150
– That's what we do.
- Yes.

474
00:41:45,990 --> 00:41:51,070
- We have to cancel Peter.
- Why didn't you just lie down?

475
00:41:53,990 --> 00:41:57,070
How's it going down here?

476
00:41:57,230 --> 00:42:01,230
I'm well into it
40s and standing in front of...

477
00:42:01,390 --> 00:42:04,750
How is it going now?

478
00:42:04,910 --> 00:42:08,390
You just have to hit me
if you want.

479
00:42:08,550 --> 00:42:12,350
You can bite my finger,
if you need to get rid of something.

480
00:42:14,510 --> 00:42:17,510
Yes. Just bite. Out with it.

481
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:23,590
Such. So.
Now I have to use my finger.

482
00:42:25,350 --> 00:42:29,590
Now I call Peter
and get a handle on it.

483
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:33,070
I just need your cell phone.

484
00:42:33,230 --> 00:42:35,870
Everything is good. Yes.

485
00:42:36,030 --> 00:42:38,910
He just thinks you have a migraine.

486
00:42:39,070 --> 00:42:42,470
The hunt starts on Saturday,
so he will be ready tomorrow.

487
00:42:42,630 --> 00:42:47,430
- Oh my God. Thank you, honey.
- Of course.

488
00:42:48,910 --> 00:42:51,830
It's exciting, huh?
Tomorrow?

489
00:42:51,990 --> 00:42:56,430
I don't think she's ready for that.
You look like a horny female baboon.

490
00:42:56,590 --> 00:43:00,950
- No, that is.
- Sorry. Now I'm just changing Filur.

491
00:43:01,110 --> 00:43:04,830
It should probably heal.
You get some of my magic cream.

492
00:43:04,990 --> 00:43:08,950
You become more beautiful
than ever in that end.

493
00:43:09,790 --> 00:43:12,950
Your magic cream?

494
00:43:15,470 --> 00:43:19,590
– What kind of cream is that?
- This is the kind of person Pierrot uses.

495
00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:24,150
Just for the butthole.

496
00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:28,430
It's a bleaching cream
to just brighten the dark area.

497
00:43:28,590 --> 00:43:31,670
- Then it will be more festive to watch.
- Okay.

498
00:43:31,830 --> 00:43:35,150
Should it be festive now?
to watch down there?

499
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:37,990
When was the last time you looked?

500
00:43:38,150 --> 00:43:42,470
- It gets darker with age.
– Like the annual rings on a tree.

501
00:43:48,870 --> 00:43:52,910
I don't want to choose
medical hormones.

502
00:43:53,070 --> 00:43:57,750
- But does this help just as well?
- Not necessarily.

503
00:43:57,910 --> 00:44:02,750
But this is just the diet.
You also need to exercise more.

504
00:44:19,910 --> 00:44:21,710
Okay.

505
00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:40,190
Reach. Just a moment.

506
00:44:43,150 --> 00:44:45,830
Eva face timer.
What does she want?

507
00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:05,150
Apparently there was half price at the hairdresser.

508
00:45:10,830 --> 00:45:14,270
- Do you understand me now?
- Yes.

509
00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:20,550
Damn!

510
00:45:22,670 --> 00:45:25,710
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Damn!

511
00:45:26,670 --> 00:45:28,710
Damn!

512
00:45:41,630 --> 00:45:44,110
Is something wrong?

513
00:45:54,950 --> 00:45:58,870
shut up it's been a long time
I've smoked one like this.

514
00:46:00,830 --> 00:46:04,710
These are strong cases.
A very long time ago...

515
00:46:04,870 --> 00:46:07,310
"Strong cases!"

516
00:46:10,470 --> 00:46:13,950
Consider that my entire department
have seen my ass.

517
00:46:16,030 --> 00:46:18,590
Your asshole.

518
00:46:20,150 --> 00:46:23,870
It's a very tiny butthole,
they have seen.

519
00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:27,350
Very small.

520
00:46:28,790 --> 00:46:32,110
- They forget it again.
- Yes.

521
00:46:34,430 --> 00:46:36,950
No, they never forget it.

522
00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:10,830
- When will Peter come?
– In 4 hours and 30 minutes.

523
00:47:16,950 --> 00:47:21,430
Then I can too
finally get him out of the world.

524
00:47:24,430 --> 00:47:26,750
When is Peter coming?

525
00:47:26,910 --> 00:47:29,950
It is now 4 hours and 29 minutes.

526
00:47:30,110 --> 00:47:32,510
Reach. How wild.

527
00:47:35,910 --> 00:47:40,470
It doesn't work. 4 hours
and 27 minutes in this way.

528
00:47:40,630 --> 00:47:44,070
We have to come up with something.
I know what we have to do.

529
00:47:47,270 --> 00:47:50,510
It looks wild.
Isn't it dangerous?

530
00:47:50,670 --> 00:47:56,030
No no. It is not at all dangerous.
The instructor knows what he is doing.

531
00:48:00,350 --> 00:48:03,390
He doesn't do anything.
she is not ready for.

532
00:48:03,550 --> 00:48:07,670
- Are they your girlfriends?
- Yes.

533
00:48:07,830 --> 00:48:12,070
He gets then
looked at me a lot, huh?

534
00:48:12,230 --> 00:48:14,550
Who does?

535
00:48:14,710 --> 00:48:16,870
The instructor.

536
00:48:17,030 --> 00:48:21,750
Okay? It...
I can't see that at all.

537
00:48:21,910 --> 00:48:25,630
That he should look
"plenty of you".

538
00:48:25,790 --> 00:48:29,070
He seems like the type
who looks at everyone like that.

539
00:48:29,230 --> 00:48:31,590
See. Now he's looking at me.

540
00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:34,750
- Did he?
- Yes, he did.

541
00:48:34,910 --> 00:48:39,030
Bella, try to see. try to see
where he is looking at me now.

542
00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:43,430
- Just because I laugh a little.
- But is he looking at you or me?

543
00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:47,430
- We can say he's looking at you.
- We don't say anything.

544
00:48:47,590 --> 00:48:51,070
- He looks at me.
- What the hell is she doing?

545
00:48:51,230 --> 00:48:52,950
Damn it!

546
00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:57,150
Look, she's flying!

547
00:49:33,550 --> 00:49:37,470
Okay, you were right.
He looked at you.

548
00:49:37,630 --> 00:49:40,430
I can't stand it
to cancel Peter again.

549
00:49:40,590 --> 00:49:43,310
Give me your other hand.
Such.

550
00:49:45,470 --> 00:49:49,710
As I put Marlene's shoulder
in place, one of you can go outside.

551
00:49:49,870 --> 00:49:51,670
Yes.

552
00:49:54,310 --> 00:49:59,110
- It's probably best that I stay.
- No, me. I know Marlene well.

553
00:49:59,270 --> 00:50:03,870
I know all about her medication
and tetanus vaccinations.

554
00:50:04,030 --> 00:50:09,310
Fine. I just need some space.
If you go over here, then…

555
00:50:12,630 --> 00:50:14,030
Damn it!

556
00:50:18,790 --> 00:50:22,150
When, Mickey–Marlene...

557
00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:26,590
I have a good idea. I'm calling
to Anders. Then he can come, –

558
00:50:26,750 --> 00:50:30,270
– then Bella and I go home.
Then you can relax here.

559
00:50:30,430 --> 00:50:35,110
- Have fun, take it easy.
- It may well be.

560
00:50:35,270 --> 00:50:38,270
Then Peter doesn't stop joking.

561
00:50:38,430 --> 00:50:42,910
Now we stick to the plan,
and then we have to get you on that hunt.

562
00:50:43,070 --> 00:50:47,750
I can't appear in the middle
a pheasant hunt and borrow a bedroom.

563
00:50:47,910 --> 00:50:51,750
Yes, if you know one,
who have a hunting license. I have that.

564
00:50:51,910 --> 00:50:55,710
I have shot wild game and ducks,
since I was 18 years old.

565
00:50:55,870 --> 00:51:00,950
- I can get us an invitation.
– Bella, you are simply too wild!

566
00:51:01,110 --> 00:51:03,830
- Isn't she too wild?
- Yes.

567
00:51:03,990 --> 00:51:06,550
Then we go hunting.

568
00:51:07,910 --> 00:51:09,950
Marlene?

569
00:51:13,350 --> 00:51:16,910
The idea was that you should
get better with Bella.

570
00:51:17,070 --> 00:51:22,190
- But she doesn't make it easy for me.
- Because she wants to help me?

571
00:51:22,350 --> 00:51:25,550
I want that too.
Your crisis is my crisis.

572
00:51:25,710 --> 00:51:29,750
- It has become too much for you.
- No, no, not at all.

573
00:51:29,910 --> 00:51:32,790
Just tell me what to do.

574
00:51:32,950 --> 00:51:36,310
You could stay in the background
to the hunt.

575
00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:39,670
– What kind of thing?
- This is my last chance.

576
00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:43,110
Bella has it under control. Okay?

577
00:51:44,470 --> 00:51:47,430
Now we do as she says.

578
00:51:47,590 --> 00:51:49,830
Okay.

579
00:51:49,990 --> 00:51:53,070
If that's what you want.

580
00:51:53,230 --> 00:51:56,670
So. Then I'm ready.

581
00:51:56,830 --> 00:51:59,390
Have you found anything?

582
00:52:15,190 --> 00:52:18,910
I might as well
have an affair in the middle of Town Hall Square.

583
00:52:19,070 --> 00:52:23,030
There's a party afterwards,
if you do not achieve what you must.

584
00:52:23,190 --> 00:52:26,270
- Hello!
- You mustn't pet that dog!

585
00:52:26,430 --> 00:52:30,510
It is scrupulous.
It is the landlord's. Away!

586
00:52:30,670 --> 00:52:36,190
- Hello. What the hell are you doing here?
- We obviously have to shoot pheasants.

587
00:52:36,350 --> 00:52:40,350
– What are you doing here?
- I know Andreas, the landowner.

588
00:52:40,510 --> 00:52:44,270
- Do you have a hunting license?
- I have played Counter-Strike.

589
00:52:44,430 --> 00:52:48,350
If you want to shoot the other hunters,
is that a good idea.

590
00:52:48,510 --> 00:52:52,190
- It's hunting season, isn't it?
– Shh. The landlord is in progress.

591
00:52:52,350 --> 00:52:57,110
...a good hunt. I can see that.
You are all prepared to the teeth.

592
00:52:57,270 --> 00:53:02,510
As I said, we have four songs
before lunch and two after lunch.

593
00:53:02,670 --> 00:53:05,670
Snipe must be shot,
ducks, pheasants.

594
00:53:05,830 --> 00:53:10,150
It is not allowed
to shoot below 45 degrees from the horizontal.

595
00:53:10,310 --> 00:53:15,030
So I would like to wish everyone good hunting. Shall
we greet each other with a dram?

596
00:53:15,190 --> 00:53:19,150
- Cheers.
- Cheers! Break and break.

597
00:53:26,430 --> 00:53:31,550
- Then all we need is beer and pussy.
- Do you have an extra bag that we can borrow?

598
00:53:31,710 --> 00:53:36,070
Yes. I have something in the car.
I'll just see what I have.

599
00:53:36,710 --> 00:53:38,710
Oh my God, there he is.

600
00:53:47,630 --> 00:53:51,990
– No... What should I say to him?
– Ask if you can be his loader.

601
00:53:52,150 --> 00:53:56,030
– Loader?
– She who lets the gay.

602
00:53:56,190 --> 00:53:59,950
Peter, do you have a moment?

603
00:54:00,110 --> 00:54:02,950
- Yes, yes.
- You must see my new toy.

604
00:54:03,110 --> 00:54:05,830
- So what do you say?
– Is it a Blaser?

605
00:54:05,990 --> 00:54:08,230
– F16, you.
- Shut up!

606
00:54:08,390 --> 00:54:12,470
- Do you want to be allowed to hold it?
- Does it have to be right now?

607
00:54:12,630 --> 00:54:17,590
- Yes, do you have anything else to attend to?
- No, of course not.

608
00:54:17,750 --> 00:54:21,270
- Then come.
- I'll catch you later.

609
00:54:26,990 --> 00:54:30,750
Great. Then you have just lost
for a hunting rifle.

610
00:54:30,910 --> 00:54:35,630
He must be an idiot, so you think
"let me come home to Anders".

611
00:54:35,790 --> 00:54:38,710
Cheer up, right?
You have me.

612
00:54:38,870 --> 00:54:42,950
- So. It's just off the road.
- Yes, how nice. Thanks.

613
00:54:43,110 --> 00:54:46,390
- Even thanks. And crack and break.
- Thank you in any way.

614
00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:50,670
What...
Do you want to go together?

615
00:54:50,830 --> 00:54:53,070
Yes. Yes, it...

616
00:54:53,230 --> 00:54:55,510
If you take the...

617
00:54:55,670 --> 00:54:58,630
- But I probably have to go with them.
- It's okay.

618
00:54:58,790 --> 00:55:01,630
I'll see you at the party.
Break and break.

619
00:55:01,790 --> 00:55:03,670
Yes. Break and break.

620
00:55:11,790 --> 00:55:15,390
shut up how cool is that
that she has a hunting license.

621
00:55:19,830 --> 00:55:22,830
Did you see that?
No, she's too crazy.

622
00:55:22,990 --> 00:55:26,430
- Can I try it too?
- Not without a hunting license.

623
00:55:26,590 --> 00:55:30,030
– Says who?
– Section 2, paragraph 1 of the Weapons Act.

624
00:55:30,190 --> 00:55:33,110
And certainly not when you've been drinking.

625
00:55:33,270 --> 00:55:37,750
I got one... at most
four or five pieces of these Gammel Dansk.

626
00:55:40,350 --> 00:55:45,390
Do you want to pick it up? I'm going right now
piss off the terrain, as they say.

627
00:56:12,070 --> 00:56:16,710
– What the hell are you doing?
- I think I have shot a hare.

628
00:56:16,870 --> 00:56:22,270
After all, we're going for safans today, aren't we?
But I saw that hare... and bang!

629
00:56:22,430 --> 00:56:25,470
Then I hope for you that it is dead.

630
00:56:25,630 --> 00:56:30,710
– Otherwise we have to find it.
- Yes, it made such a death knell.

631
00:56:32,270 --> 00:56:34,790
It's over there.

632
00:56:38,190 --> 00:56:40,910
– A hare?
– Eva, damn it.

633
00:56:41,070 --> 00:56:45,910
Yes. Damn it.
It bounced like…

634
00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:49,870
How hard can it be?
It's a hare. It's a dog.

635
00:56:50,030 --> 00:56:53,710
You could be forgiven
for a sea eagle, but a hunting dog?

636
00:56:53,870 --> 00:56:56,630
Do you realize how fucked we are?

637
00:57:00,830 --> 00:57:04,990
- The fur is full of hail.
- Yes. It is also a hunting dog.

638
00:57:06,630 --> 00:57:09,350
Not. It will probably work.

639
00:57:11,670 --> 00:57:15,670
Eve. Eve, stop.
Stop, stop. It is dead.

640
00:57:18,350 --> 00:57:21,070
Shit. It is the landlord's.

641
00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:24,710
No, no, no, no, no...

642
00:57:25,550 --> 00:57:28,350
We give him your puppy.

643
00:57:28,510 --> 00:57:31,030
Isn't it promised away?

644
00:57:31,190 --> 00:57:34,350
- I thought so too.
- Yes. We can't do that.

645
00:57:34,510 --> 00:57:38,750
- I'm losing my hunting license over this.
- Now we take it easy.

646
00:57:38,910 --> 00:57:42,030
- We say it was me.
- That was it, too.

647
00:57:42,190 --> 00:57:46,510
– Eva, damn it!
- Damn it! I say that too.

648
00:57:46,670 --> 00:57:49,190
It has to go. Peter can come.

649
00:58:07,830 --> 00:58:10,430
Down below with you!

650
00:58:10,590 --> 00:58:15,110
Okay. Then we have to make
a Little Red Riding Hood. Fill it up with stones.

651
00:58:15,270 --> 00:58:18,510
Take control of your one-woman show!

652
00:58:18,670 --> 00:58:21,030
We have a giga problem.

653
00:58:21,190 --> 00:58:27,190
- I agree, we have a problem.
- Peter must not discover this.

654
00:58:27,350 --> 00:58:29,710
What about ...?

655
00:58:31,510 --> 00:58:35,510
- Well. Then I could get free.
- Nice.

656
00:58:35,670 --> 00:58:38,110
Hello. Hello.

657
00:58:40,190 --> 00:58:45,470
- Bella was just about to show us...
– How to hunt.

658
00:58:45,630 --> 00:58:47,950
How ...? Yes.

659
00:58:48,110 --> 00:58:51,310
- Yes.
- Yes.

660
00:58:51,470 --> 00:58:56,070
- It's because she has a hunting licence.
- I could have shown you that too.

661
00:58:56,230 --> 00:58:58,510
I'm actually pretty good.

662
00:58:58,670 --> 00:59:02,190
- Has anyone seen Rocco?
- No.

663
00:59:02,350 --> 00:59:05,710
- I can't damn well find him.
- Nah...

664
00:59:05,870 --> 00:59:10,150
- We haven't seen a dog.
- As long as he hasn't come up with anything.

665
00:59:10,310 --> 00:59:13,790
We haven't seen any...
I would go somewhere else.

666
00:59:13,950 --> 00:59:17,550
i think
there's a good dog place over there.

667
00:59:17,710 --> 00:59:21,070
We'll find him, Andreas.
I just have to...

668
00:59:21,230 --> 00:59:24,350
You have to help him
to find his dog, Peter.

669
00:59:24,510 --> 00:59:28,350
Reach? Well okay. Yes.

670
00:59:29,150 --> 00:59:34,870
- I just thought that...
- I'll see you at the party. There is a party.

671
00:59:35,030 --> 00:59:39,590
- Well, then we lead.
- Yes.

672
00:59:41,670 --> 00:59:45,150
If we can't get rid of it,
must we kill it.

673
00:59:45,310 --> 00:59:49,390
In a natural way.
Like an accident.

674
00:59:57,310 --> 01:00:00,150
- A car is coming.
- So damn it.

675
01:00:00,310 --> 01:00:03,910
- The legs are not stiff enough.
- We throw it away.

676
01:00:08,790 --> 01:00:11,270
Do you have it? Okay, are you ready?

677
01:00:11,430 --> 01:00:13,790
1, 2, 3...

678
01:00:13,950 --> 01:00:16,830
- It's about "now"!
– Always on "3"!

679
01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,710
- Fuck.
- Why did you throw it up so high?

680
01:00:27,870 --> 01:00:32,390
Because Eva throws upwards.
Eva, we have to throw straight.

681
01:00:32,550 --> 01:00:36,750
It doesn't have to be straight.
It has to go down in front of the car, right?

682
01:00:36,910 --> 01:00:39,550
It shouldn't be down here.

683
01:00:39,710 --> 01:00:44,590
Marlene says we're throwing everything away
loud. Should it be all the way down here?

684
01:00:44,750 --> 01:00:48,830
Then we just move.
Then a dog comes.

685
01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:59,750
- Now there's another one coming.
- Oh hell!

686
01:01:01,990 --> 01:01:03,750
– 1, 2...
- No.

687
01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:08,350
- Can't you cooperate a little?
- Now do as Bella says.

688
01:01:33,390 --> 01:01:37,350
I don't know what to say.
It's probably best that you drive.

689
01:01:37,510 --> 01:01:42,030
You could also say that... It was
after all, not Marlene's fault.

690
01:01:42,190 --> 01:01:47,030
She is not guilty of anything
that, so she could actually stay.

691
01:01:47,190 --> 01:01:51,590
Yes, but the party is cancelled. i think
it would get a little weird.

692
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,990
Yes.

693
01:01:54,150 --> 01:01:56,510
Well, let's go.

694
01:01:56,670 --> 01:02:00,270
Remind Andreas,
that dog was plimmelim.

695
01:02:00,430 --> 01:02:03,350
I met it... it was...

696
01:02:03,510 --> 01:02:07,110
So maybe it was for the best...

697
01:02:07,270 --> 01:02:09,470
...that the...

698
01:02:09,630 --> 01:02:12,070
...is dead.

699
01:02:12,230 --> 01:02:16,510
And then it looked like it too
really very much a hare out in...

700
01:02:16,670 --> 01:02:20,630
– Do you have more or ...?
- No, I just think we're driving.

701
01:02:28,150 --> 01:02:32,510
- There was that hunting sign.
- Shall we have some music?

702
01:02:33,670 --> 01:02:38,670
...again friends
cannot be bought with money

703
01:02:39,990 --> 01:02:43,950
real friends
cannot be bought...

704
01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:52,390
It could be that it is fate.

705
01:02:52,550 --> 01:02:55,790
Someone's holding their hand over you,
so you don't make a fool of yourself.

706
01:02:55,950 --> 01:02:59,350
Why does it hold higher power
so not the hand over you?

707
01:02:59,510 --> 01:03:02,710
You are doing nothing but making a fool of yourself.

708
01:03:05,030 --> 01:03:07,830
Shouldn't you
get better with Bella?

709
01:03:07,990 --> 01:03:12,750
I actually think
that we are starting to feel better.

710
01:03:12,910 --> 01:03:16,590
Then I can give her the dog,
or what?

711
01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:18,350
No.

712
01:03:18,510 --> 01:03:22,910
Yes. No, thank you very much.
It is a huge help.

713
01:03:23,070 --> 01:03:25,630
Yes. Hello.

714
01:03:25,790 --> 01:03:30,030
Okay, we're saved at the last minute.
Peter will be here in a moment.

715
01:03:31,110 --> 01:03:36,030
– How did you do it?
- I asked the clown to comfort the landowner.

716
01:03:36,190 --> 01:03:40,670
I got him too
to come to Olli's birthday.

717
01:03:40,830 --> 01:03:46,710
But then I have to take a bath
and figure out what to…

718
01:03:46,870 --> 01:03:51,510
- I don't have any more clean panties!
- You just borrow some from me.

719
01:03:53,030 --> 01:03:57,470
That's great. Then you two can
share some vaginal sponge if it is.

720
01:03:57,630 --> 01:04:00,790
Now you simply have to stop, Eva.

721
01:04:00,950 --> 01:04:05,950
This is important to me. Hold now
just a little of what you promised.

722
01:04:06,110 --> 01:04:11,470
Tomorrow is Oliver's birthday,
and I can finally bang it away.

723
01:04:16,270 --> 01:04:20,830
Okay, Eva. Now you go in,
and then you give Bella a chance.

724
01:04:20,990 --> 01:04:25,430
Yes, you do.
Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Yes, you do.

725
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:37,830
– What are you looking for?
– A pot for my OrganiCup.

726
01:04:37,990 --> 01:04:40,230
It must be boiled.

727
01:04:40,390 --> 01:04:44,070
I have heard there are quite a few young people,
who uses such a one.

728
01:04:44,230 --> 01:04:48,750
- I think I must have one too.
- So I just use this one.

729
01:04:50,670 --> 01:04:54,310
– How do I look?
– Honey, you're ready to eat.

730
01:04:54,470 --> 01:04:56,950
- No...
- Really.

731
01:04:57,110 --> 01:05:00,590
Bella, I smelled
one of your creams.

732
01:05:00,750 --> 01:05:03,550
I was wondering if I should try one.

733
01:05:03,710 --> 01:05:08,230
Yes, of course.
What is your skin type?

734
01:05:08,390 --> 01:05:11,750
Do you have dry skin?
or do you have more oily skin?

735
01:05:11,910 --> 01:05:15,270
I don't know that.
It's more your department.

736
01:05:15,430 --> 01:05:18,470
- Oh my God. Now he is here.
- Okay. Well.

737
01:05:18,630 --> 01:05:20,790
Poop, poop.

738
01:05:29,710 --> 01:05:34,350
Reach. Then she finally gets it
out of the world, what?

739
01:05:34,510 --> 01:05:38,310
Crazy that it worked out
after all your misfortunes.

740
01:05:38,470 --> 01:05:44,750
I think it's the worst in the world
idea. It solves nothing. On the contrary.

741
01:05:44,910 --> 01:05:48,190
Why are you even?
brought along?

742
01:05:48,350 --> 01:05:52,390
That's me then
because that is what Marlene would like.

743
01:05:52,550 --> 01:05:56,550
I am Marlene's best friend,
so of course I help her.

744
01:05:56,710 --> 01:06:00,350
Shouldn't you
be honest with her?

745
01:06:00,510 --> 01:06:05,110
Reach. I will not interfere. You get
my antiaging–Bellassage–cream.

746
01:06:05,270 --> 01:06:08,030
You will probably be happy with it.

747
01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:15,710
It's a bad idea
to use that electric kettle.

748
01:06:15,870 --> 01:06:19,990
Is there anything
you don't interfere on this trip?

749
01:06:20,150 --> 01:06:24,070
- I wouldn't drink that tea.
- Okay.

750
01:06:26,870 --> 01:06:30,630
- And how does it taste?
- It tastes good of peppermint.

751
01:06:30,790 --> 01:06:33,110
What else would it taste like?

752
01:06:33,270 --> 01:06:36,510
Maybe a little bit of pee wife.

753
01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:45,550
Then it's probably not worse either,
right? No, now relax.

754
01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:51,190
If Peter lies and licks Marlene,
then he has the same taste in his mouth.

755
01:06:52,030 --> 01:06:54,230
You must not go in there.

756
01:06:54,390 --> 01:06:58,030
You don't have to decide
what I should or should not.

757
01:06:58,190 --> 01:07:01,750
They're not even finished.

758
01:07:16,190 --> 01:07:18,430
Marlene? Hello.

759
01:07:18,590 --> 01:07:21,590
- Drop it here.
- Would you be nice to go out?

760
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:26,310
This whole "bang it away" project
is complete bullshit.

761
01:07:26,470 --> 01:07:31,750
Just try to see. Just try to see.
Is it better than Anders'? Hardly.

762
01:07:31,910 --> 01:07:35,670
No matter how many times
he says you are sexy, –

763
01:07:35,830 --> 01:07:39,030
– will you still be
depressed about your age.

764
01:07:39,190 --> 01:07:43,230
That half-sweet eggplant will
never to fix.

765
01:07:43,390 --> 01:07:46,230
Just because you don't get root vegetables…

766
01:07:46,390 --> 01:07:50,590
Eggplant is a vegetable. I could
have had artichokes. Banana. Pear.

767
01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:55,150
I could even have gotten a flute. I
could have banged a greengrocer!

768
01:07:55,310 --> 01:07:58,390
But you don't feel like anything.
And why?

769
01:07:58,550 --> 01:08:02,510
You blame Bella for everything
instead of looking at yourself.

770
01:08:02,670 --> 01:08:07,910
- Can't you be a real friend?
– A real friend like Bella?

771
01:08:08,830 --> 01:08:14,550
Yes. One who is not self-pitying,
so there is room for other people's problems.

772
01:08:14,710 --> 01:08:19,790
Okay, good. In the future, please call
to your real friend Bella, –

773
01:08:19,950 --> 01:08:23,910
– and get her to help
with your life crises. All the crises!

774
01:08:24,070 --> 01:08:28,470
Can you imagine
to be best friends?

775
01:08:31,350 --> 01:08:34,790
- I don't know that anymore.
- I don't know that either.

776
01:08:34,950 --> 01:08:38,350
Reach. Now I slip away,
then you can trick and break.

777
01:08:40,270 --> 01:08:42,830
Are there problems?

778
01:08:45,270 --> 01:08:48,750
I just think
you have to put your clothes on.

779
01:09:00,950 --> 01:09:05,150
Where are you going?
See you for the birthday?

780
01:09:08,230 --> 01:09:10,550
Damn it!

781
01:09:19,350 --> 01:09:21,350
Piss!

782
01:09:23,950 --> 01:09:26,510
Hey.

783
01:09:26,670 --> 01:09:29,350
are you ok

784
01:09:29,510 --> 01:09:32,390
- Yes.
- Are you on your way to kung fu?

785
01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:38,230
I laugh when I get home
if that's okay.

786
01:09:39,830 --> 01:09:45,150
- Shouldn't you comfort the landowner?
- He fell asleep over a cognac.

787
01:09:45,310 --> 01:09:49,270
I have to perform
for your son's birthday.

788
01:09:49,430 --> 01:09:54,630
Is there anything else I need to know
about him? Anyone want?

789
01:09:54,790 --> 01:09:58,750
It's not my department.
Talk to his awesome papa mom.

790
01:09:58,910 --> 01:10:03,630
- I called. She doesn't take it.
- Okay.

791
01:10:03,790 --> 01:10:07,550
She's probably out taking selfies
with his new girlfriend.

792
01:10:09,070 --> 01:10:11,630
What are you going to do now?

793
01:10:15,390 --> 01:10:18,710
I don't know that.

794
01:10:18,870 --> 01:10:21,470
I guess I just have to…

795
01:10:22,630 --> 01:10:27,470
I guess I'll just have to get along,
that I can be replaced like that.

796
01:10:30,030 --> 01:10:34,470
I was so stupid to think I mattered
something for someone. Be careful with that.

797
01:10:36,470 --> 01:10:40,830
When I feel like that,
do you know what i do then?

798
01:10:44,670 --> 01:10:46,670
Come on.

799
01:10:54,070 --> 01:10:56,030
Come on. Down below.

800
01:11:05,910 --> 01:11:10,350
That's true enough.
You become a completely new person.

801
01:11:10,510 --> 01:11:13,230
Uh, dav. Jorgen.

802
01:11:13,390 --> 01:11:16,630
Dav, Jorgen.
Have you seen Eva who was here before?

803
01:11:16,790 --> 01:11:20,070
I quite liked her.

804
01:11:21,070 --> 01:11:24,710
You probably are by now
the only one who can.

805
01:11:27,790 --> 01:11:30,670
I can't come
for that birthday.

806
01:11:30,830 --> 01:11:34,790
Why not that?
What do you think your son says about that?

807
01:11:35,670 --> 01:11:39,990
No matter what I do,
it ends in failure.

808
01:11:40,150 --> 01:11:45,670
Either I stand alone and am
for laughs. Or I won't come.

809
01:11:45,830 --> 01:11:50,990
Then people think I'm a selfish
idiot who fails his son.

810
01:11:51,150 --> 01:11:54,350
- Yes, it sounds hard.
- That's it too.

811
01:11:54,510 --> 01:11:57,830
I would wish
I could give him that dog.

812
01:11:57,990 --> 01:12:02,430
Don't you just come to the party?
and be something for your son?

813
01:12:02,590 --> 01:12:07,470
Unless you can't see it.
Then you just have to stay away.

814
01:12:08,910 --> 01:12:12,630
Of course I can see it.
So...

815
01:12:12,790 --> 01:12:17,310
I can be something for my son.
That's not what it's about.

816
01:12:17,470 --> 01:12:21,550
- Well? So what is it about?
- Yes, it's about...

817
01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:27,350
It's about that,
we sit... and talk about.

818
01:12:28,470 --> 01:12:31,430
– Which is what?
- Which is...

819
01:12:33,110 --> 01:12:37,430
I'm not going to sit here
and be cross-examined by a clown.

820
01:12:37,590 --> 01:12:41,150
- Damn it.
- Yes, thank you for tonight.

821
01:12:45,630 --> 01:12:48,110
Hey.

822
01:13:09,510 --> 01:13:13,270
A case of beer every Friday
on your doormat. Agreement?

823
01:13:13,430 --> 01:13:17,150
Get it now. You must not have a dog.
You must not have a cat.

824
01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:23,470
I can see through fingers with
a dwarf hamster. Need a rabbit.

825
01:13:23,630 --> 01:13:27,630
And these beers
must be cold next time.

826
01:13:31,310 --> 01:13:33,790
- Do I hear a little yes?
- No!

827
01:13:51,150 --> 01:13:54,030
You will be his best gift.

828
01:13:54,710 --> 01:13:57,870
wait there
then I'll come and get you.

829
01:14:08,710 --> 01:14:12,230
- Hello, honey.
- Hello, mother.

830
01:14:12,390 --> 01:14:15,390
Congratulations,
my favorite big boy.

831
01:14:15,550 --> 01:14:17,470
Thanks.

832
01:14:17,630 --> 01:14:20,630
Only Anders is coming,
before Olli unpacks.

833
01:14:20,790 --> 01:14:24,590
I can't look him in the eye.
What should I say?

834
01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:29,310
- I have such a bad conscience.
- You didn't even get a kick out of it.

835
01:14:29,470 --> 01:14:32,190
- It was so close.
- Hello, honey.

836
01:14:32,350 --> 01:14:35,870
- Hello.
- What was it that was so close?

837
01:14:38,030 --> 01:14:40,950
That I burned the layer cake.

838
01:14:41,950 --> 01:14:45,430
- Hello, mother.
- Hello, honey.

839
01:14:50,510 --> 01:14:52,310
No, ad.

840
01:14:55,790 --> 01:15:01,590
- Well, then you have been missed.
- Sorry, I've been a bit distant.

841
01:15:01,750 --> 01:15:06,310
Yes, you've been a little distant,
but isn't it just the stupid pills?

842
01:15:08,230 --> 01:15:11,950
i think
I've had a bit of a midlife crisis.

843
01:15:13,310 --> 01:15:17,070
- Are you okay?
- Yes.

844
01:15:35,950 --> 01:15:39,110
- Well...
– Well, well, well?

845
01:15:39,270 --> 01:15:43,030
- I hear you had a good time.
- You have only heard from one side.

846
01:15:43,190 --> 01:15:48,350
Nah. I have heard it from two.
You must have acted like an idiot.

847
01:15:48,510 --> 01:15:52,550
I hope
that you are better at managing yourself here.

848
01:15:57,990 --> 01:16:02,070
- These are Lammefjord carrots.
- Wow.

849
01:16:02,230 --> 01:16:06,590
- You benefit from that.
- Yes. Could it be anything else?

850
01:16:06,750 --> 01:16:13,230
So this is probably a dip from the Bellas
organic butt cream Bellassage.

851
01:16:13,390 --> 01:16:16,350
Eva, damn it.

852
01:16:16,510 --> 01:16:18,590
Now move on.

853
01:16:20,350 --> 01:16:24,870
I know someone who would appreciate it
this one. Can I come by?

854
01:16:36,790 --> 01:16:38,630
That's a lie!

855
01:16:40,990 --> 01:16:43,070
Now shut up!

856
01:17:18,150 --> 01:17:24,150
What? Hunny? Hunny?

857
01:17:26,190 --> 01:17:29,070
Come, come. Hunny?

858
01:17:29,230 --> 01:17:34,470
...shouldn't be too much.
When Olli gets it, he wants...

859
01:17:35,550 --> 01:17:38,230
- There they were!
- Hello.

860
01:17:38,390 --> 01:17:40,950
- What are you doing?
- I was looking...

861
01:17:41,110 --> 01:17:44,990
- And found my keys.
- We have to pick up Olli's present.

862
01:17:45,150 --> 01:17:48,590
- Yes, shouldn't he pack up now?
- No.

863
01:17:48,750 --> 01:17:53,910
We have to sing the birthday song first.
It is a tradition.

864
01:17:54,070 --> 01:17:58,150
- We don't tend to be regular.
- I think we probably do.

865
01:17:58,310 --> 01:18:01,750
We have been...
You have been very...

866
01:18:01,910 --> 01:18:03,990
And you were...

867
01:18:04,150 --> 01:18:08,630
- I'm just checking...
- No. That's what we usually do.

868
01:18:08,790 --> 01:18:12,790
Olli is a child of divorce,
and then he must have that song.

869
01:18:12,950 --> 01:18:17,710
They do best with fixed frameworks.
You don't know that. You know that now.

870
01:18:17,870 --> 01:18:21,590
Olli has a birthday
and he has, and it is today

871
01:18:21,750 --> 01:18:25,110
Olli has a birthday
and he has that today

872
01:18:25,270 --> 01:18:27,990
and listen here...

873
01:18:28,150 --> 01:18:32,190
I just go out and pee.
I'll be back in a bit.

874
01:18:39,830 --> 01:18:41,550
Come on.

875
01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:48,350
– Well, you decided to come?
- Yes, I did.

876
01:18:48,510 --> 01:18:51,270
– Are you looking for something?
- No, what?

877
01:18:51,430 --> 01:18:55,430
I don't know that.
A small apology perhaps.

878
01:18:55,590 --> 01:18:58,950
- Do you want to come in?
- No, I have to pee.

879
01:18:59,110 --> 01:19:02,350
So you can't use Bella's toilet?

880
01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:11,230
Olli has a birthday
and he has that

881
01:19:15,430 --> 01:19:18,350
I know, I've been an idiot.

882
01:19:18,510 --> 01:19:20,710
how we drum will

883
01:19:20,870 --> 01:19:23,750
I go out and get the dog.

884
01:19:25,590 --> 01:19:26,910
Hey!

885
01:19:27,070 --> 01:19:30,070
Then it's probably time for your gift.

886
01:19:30,230 --> 01:19:33,310
We also need it with the guitar.

887
01:19:33,470 --> 01:19:38,150
It is so good and it belongs
to the song. It comes here. 1, 2, 3.

888
01:19:38,310 --> 01:19:42,070
Olli has a birthday
and he has, and it is today

889
01:19:42,230 --> 01:19:45,310
Olli has a birthday
and he has that today

890
01:19:45,470 --> 01:19:49,550
The dog is gone.
It's not in the car. It's gone.

891
01:19:54,990 --> 01:19:57,990
– Eva!
- Yes?

892
01:20:00,310 --> 01:20:04,070
- Where is the dog?
– The dog?

893
01:20:04,230 --> 01:20:08,230
– Bella's gift to Oliver.
- Will I get it anyway?

894
01:20:08,390 --> 01:20:11,630
Yes. If your mother will tell us,
where it is.

895
01:20:18,110 --> 01:20:21,550
- Why do you think it's me?
– There what?

896
01:20:21,710 --> 01:20:24,070
- Exactly.
- Stop now.

897
01:20:24,230 --> 01:20:28,030
You were always against,
that Bella should give him that dog.

898
01:20:28,190 --> 01:20:31,150
– Not all the time.
- How was it then?

899
01:20:31,310 --> 01:20:35,030
- Yes, how has it been?
– Mother, is it true?

900
01:20:39,310 --> 01:20:44,030
How tacky you are! Just because
you hate bella I know it!

901
01:20:50,190 --> 01:20:55,550
Tax. Tax.
I don't hate Bella, do I?

902
01:20:55,710 --> 01:20:59,710
I think it's a bit difficult.
It's something else.

903
01:20:59,870 --> 01:21:03,990
- What have you done with that dog?
- I'll go out and find it.

904
01:21:10,230 --> 01:21:11,790
So...

905
01:21:11,950 --> 01:21:16,270
Honey, I'm going out now
and find that dog.

906
01:21:17,270 --> 01:21:20,150
Hunny!

907
01:21:20,310 --> 01:21:24,630
If you have a problem with me,
why does it have to happen to a puppy?

908
01:21:24,790 --> 01:21:29,310
– Think if it has been run over.
- Fortunately, it is a quiet road.

909
01:21:29,470 --> 01:21:31,270
Come on! Phew!

910
01:21:31,430 --> 01:21:36,390
While the girls find the dog in need
we something to laugh at, right?

911
01:21:36,550 --> 01:21:41,630
- Yes!
- Give a big hand to the clown Fups!

912
01:21:46,910 --> 01:21:49,590
Can you have a little smile, Oliver?

913
01:21:51,830 --> 01:21:55,390
Where could you do that?
Do you think only of yourself?

914
01:21:55,550 --> 01:21:58,790
- Says the unfaithful lady.
- I didn't do it.

915
01:21:58,950 --> 01:22:03,350
– Did Bella talk you out of it?
- No, you did, you idiot.

916
01:22:03,510 --> 01:22:06,710
Do I hear a little thank you?

917
01:22:06,870 --> 01:22:10,070
Maybe if you don't
was so weak all the time.

918
01:22:10,230 --> 01:22:14,910
She doesn't take anything from you. Why
do you now think you are worthless?

919
01:22:15,070 --> 01:22:17,870
It's there! No! No!

920
01:22:19,510 --> 01:22:21,230
No!

921
01:22:22,230 --> 01:22:25,110
- There it is.
- Is there another door?

922
01:22:25,270 --> 01:22:27,110
I'll take it.

923
01:22:38,510 --> 01:22:44,110
Try to think, “How can I
help my sidekick out?”

924
01:22:44,270 --> 01:22:46,790
Yes, yes, it's really good.

925
01:22:50,550 --> 01:22:52,870
Yes, yes, yes.

926
01:22:57,590 --> 01:22:59,630
So what?

927
01:23:02,750 --> 01:23:06,110
- Why don't you pick it up?
- My boss is in there.

928
01:23:06,270 --> 01:23:09,990
- Now you stop.
- I Facetimed my ass to him.

929
01:23:10,150 --> 01:23:14,470
For sure. Your boss is straight
in there with your dentist.

930
01:23:14,630 --> 01:23:17,710
I don't mind.
Now I'll pick it up myself.

931
01:23:17,870 --> 01:23:20,550
Now I'll pick it up.

932
01:23:24,910 --> 01:23:27,990
Really good. Good thinking, that.

933
01:23:28,150 --> 01:23:31,390
I suggested the same thing.
But only Jette gets praise.

934
01:23:31,550 --> 01:23:34,710
We can't now
take it easy?

935
01:23:34,870 --> 01:23:37,190
It's a lie.

936
01:23:37,350 --> 01:23:41,750
– Hello.
– Eva, now you stop. Not?

937
01:23:41,910 --> 01:23:45,070
Please keep your pants on.

938
01:23:45,230 --> 01:23:48,830
No, all that
is one big misunderstanding.

939
01:23:48,990 --> 01:23:51,910
Right now I just have to have it.

940
01:23:52,070 --> 01:23:55,270
I can promise that,
you shouldn't.

941
01:23:55,430 --> 01:23:58,590
- Yes.
- You need help.

942
01:23:58,750 --> 01:24:02,910
- No, no. It's about that big.
- Well, is it?

943
01:24:03,070 --> 01:24:06,830
- And then it is completely black.
- I can't help you there.

944
01:24:06,990 --> 01:24:10,070
- No.
- She is sick.

945
01:24:12,110 --> 01:24:17,110
It was good. There you were.
Come here, little friend. Come on.

946
01:24:18,510 --> 01:24:21,270
Continue. It will be really good.

947
01:24:21,430 --> 01:24:25,670
I can feel
cooperation plays. Hello.

948
01:24:27,550 --> 01:24:30,310
Such.

949
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:37,830
Was it really that hard?

950
01:24:37,990 --> 01:24:40,310
Eve.

951
01:24:40,470 --> 01:24:42,790
You're fired.

952
01:24:42,950 --> 01:24:46,030
- It's your boss.
- That's what I said.

953
01:24:46,190 --> 01:24:49,950
- He can't just fire you.
- He just did that.

954
01:24:50,110 --> 01:24:52,430
Hey, you can't.

955
01:24:52,590 --> 01:24:56,710
Maybe Eva is an idiot,
but she is a loyal idiot.

956
01:25:10,950 --> 01:25:13,150
Here. You give it to him.

957
01:25:17,630 --> 01:25:21,350
Of course you must be allowed to
to make him happy.

958
01:25:21,510 --> 01:25:24,910
- Are you sure?
- Yes.

959
01:25:25,070 --> 01:25:27,070
Okay.

960
01:25:31,790 --> 01:25:34,910
I know well
I can fill a little too much.

961
01:25:35,070 --> 01:25:38,470
I've just been a little envious.

962
01:25:38,630 --> 01:25:42,750
I have never tried to have
such a really close friend.

963
01:25:42,910 --> 01:25:45,590
Just like you and Marlene.

964
01:25:45,750 --> 01:25:49,390
I'm probably not
best friend material.

965
01:25:50,510 --> 01:25:55,150
On the other hand, you are young.
You are beautiful. You are cute.

966
01:25:55,310 --> 01:25:59,830
You are rich, you are talented.
A bit hard to compare with.

967
01:25:59,990 --> 01:26:04,950
If you knew how often Olli
talking about what you usually do.

968
01:26:05,110 --> 01:26:08,950
And when he's sad,
he only wants his mother.

969
01:26:11,510 --> 01:26:14,510
It definitely sounds exhausting.

970
01:26:23,070 --> 01:26:26,510
- Thank you, Bella.
- It was so little.

971
01:26:30,350 --> 01:26:32,510
Hello.

972
01:26:32,670 --> 01:26:36,310
- Is it hard?
- A little.

973
01:26:36,470 --> 01:26:39,870
- It's also a bit nice.
- Like that.

974
01:26:40,870 --> 01:26:43,350
Look, mom.

975
01:26:43,510 --> 01:26:46,870
Yes, honey. It is so cute.

976
01:26:47,950 --> 01:26:51,070
- Congratulations, honey.
- Thank you.

977
01:27:00,150 --> 01:27:04,310
Thank you for today.
And congratulations on the dog, Oliver.

978
01:27:04,470 --> 01:27:07,750
- Hello.
- Hello.

979
01:27:21,870 --> 01:27:23,910
Hey. Hey.

980
01:27:25,110 --> 01:27:27,190
Yes?

981
01:27:28,950 --> 01:27:34,230
I've been on the sidelines for a bit
myself here at last.

982
01:27:34,390 --> 01:27:36,190
Okay.

983
01:27:36,350 --> 01:27:38,430
You were right.

984
01:27:38,590 --> 01:27:40,510
So sorry.

985
01:27:41,590 --> 01:27:45,310
- It's okay.
– May I show you something?

986
01:27:48,470 --> 01:27:51,830
Stop it.
Hopefully it's not for me.

987
01:27:55,630 --> 01:28:00,910
Maybe we could hear her,
if she wants to go for a walk.

988
01:28:05,510 --> 01:28:08,070
Come on, baby.

989
01:31:21,230 --> 01:31:25,190
Danish texts: Jesper Buhl
Scandinavian Text Service


