1 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:35,300 "ZEBRA" FILM STUDIO, VISION FILM PRODUCTION NON STOP FILM SERVICE present: 2 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:39,800 Marek Koterski's film... 3 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,600 Day of the Wacko 4 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,300 Starring: Marek Kondrat 5 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,000 I'm afraid to get up in the morning. I'm afraid of the day. 6 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,000 Every day... 7 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,700 ...every morning I'm afraid to open my eyes. 8 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,800 Because of the dawn, it frightens me... 9 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,800 ...I completely don't know what to do with the upcoming day. 10 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,800 Damn, I can't. 11 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,600 Oh fuck. 12 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:09,600 In the name of Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen. 13 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,900 I do have some obligations, but... 14 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,600 Emptiness. 15 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,000 Like it completely wouldn't matter whether I get up or not. 16 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,200 Whether I do something or not. 17 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,200 Goddamn it. 18 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:25,600 Hygiene, Food... 19 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,100 Work, Food... 20 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,900 Work, Smoking, Pills, Sleep. 21 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,600 Holy bloody fuck! 22 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,500 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 23 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:11,100 Do you guys have to be so fucking loud from the very morning?! 24 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Only 'cause I don't attend some bloody factory at 7 AM... 25 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,700 ...in your prole minds I'm some kind of an idler?! 26 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:23,200 And you can fucking play with that thing from the break of day, not giving a fuck about people?! 27 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,400 So that the poet could not sleep an hour longer, a bit more than you... 28 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,200 ...since he had fallen asleep only by the morning! 29 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,800 So that I could fuck up my whole day at the very beginning! 30 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:36,500 The most important thing is, that the guy gets fucking fucked up! For the whole day! 31 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,800 You'll come back here when I start working! 32 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,100 Nowadays I pull it in for the whole day. 33 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:57,800 I've been doing it for years, I have. 34 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,000 I take the clock... 35 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,200 ...the unfinished night tea... 36 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:04,800 ...and the infertile newspaper, which I fucked yesterday night before sleep. 37 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,900 I take the alarm clock to the room... 38 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:08,000 ...probably only to... 39 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,800 ...make him terrorise me with the passing hours. 40 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:16,200 And I open the balcony door to air the room, and free it of yesterday's cigarette reek. 41 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,700 I drop the used newspaper in the hall... 42 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:20,400 ...on the one, which I am supposed to dump. 43 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,400 This one. 44 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:25,000 I take the cup with yesterday's tea to the kitchen... 45 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,300 ...and I run hot water into a pot in the sink... 46 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:31,700 I put the milk there, in order to warm it up. 47 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:35,200 Now, seven gulps of mineral water. 48 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,000 Because it's healthy, and prevents ulcers. 49 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:39,700 Three... 50 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:40,800 Four... 51 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,400 Five... 52 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,400 Six... 53 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,400 Seven. 54 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,400 And when it comes to mind, that I have to shave again today... 55 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:57,200 I try to only see the movement of the blade on my skin, rather than watch the whole face. 56 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,800 I look with disbelief and envy at men in the movies... 57 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,600 ...who wipe off the shaving foam from their faces with a towel. 58 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,100 But I would... feel it, throughout the whole day, on my face, skin... 59 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,400 ...that not properly washed off foam. 60 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:14,000 And they almost don't rinse their mouths after brushing their teeth. 61 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,700 What the fuck do they do with the toothpaste? Eat it? Swallow it, for fuck's sake? 62 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,000 What do they do with it? 63 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,500 I even gargle after brushing my teeth. 64 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,400 Garghle. 65 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,200 I put a bowl under the tap in the bath to avoid wasting the water. 66 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,800 And I wash my face... Also seven times. 67 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:34,700 Three times hot, including moistening of ears, with the tips of my wet fingers. 68 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:36,000 And four times cold water. 69 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,600 Also including the ears. 70 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,500 Finally, I sit on the board, reading through English, 71 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:49,0 00 which I will probably never master. 72 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,800 And I'm trying to make something up on the toilet. 73 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:16,800 I wipe my butt for a long time. Till the paper is clean. 74 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,600 Sometimes... Though very rarely, it's done after four times... 75 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:23,000 Usually I keep polishing, shining it for seven, or thirteen times... 76 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,300 ...or twenty one. 77 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:28,600 Sometimes half a roll is gone, before I'm satisfied. 78 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:30,600 I wash myself seven times... 79 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,800 Three times the butt... 80 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,800 I do it, sitting on the bath. 81 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,000 And I spread my legs. 82 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,300 Dick and crotch takes four times. Together it makes seven. 83 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,400 Today is not bath day, so it's only feet that are left.. 84 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,600 I fully wash myself, including my head, every other day of the week. 85 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,000 Theatre, doctor, or dates are exceptions... 86 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,700 But there are no dates... 87 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,700 I wash my feet in the water left after the face, and butt. 88 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:56,700 Cheaper, and more economical... 89 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,000 'Cause in my mind I see children suffering from thirst. 90 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,600 And I think of the drought in India. 91 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,400 Death caused by dehydration. 92 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:09,800 When I prepare breakfast, I usually listen to traffic news on the radio. 93 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,000 About assholes sitting in those fucking cars. 94 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,700 [All bridges are closed in the centre of the city.] 95 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:18,200 [Roadworks caused a huge gridlock on the Balczynska street.] 96 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,200 I drop a handful of regular corn flakes into the bowl. 97 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:23,000 A handful of honey flakes... 98 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:25,400 A handful of fruity ones... 99 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,700 A handful of sprouts... 100 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:28,200 A handful of brans... 101 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:33,000 A handful of walnuts... Shelled ones, of course. 102 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,900 A handful of Cleopatra. Altogether it makes seven handfuls. 103 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:37,700 Hands. 104 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,700 Corn flakes are ending today, so I pour all that's left... 105 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,800 ...and count it as half a handful. 106 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,300 Fuck! Goddamn it. 107 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,700 I hate wasting food. 108 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:09,400 As a principle. 109 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:14,400 My wife... Ex-wife keeps throwing out bread, while millions are starving in the world. 110 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,000 I eat with my TV, for I have always hated eating alone. 111 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:20,900 [Bravo!] 112 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:22,400 [Shame!] 113 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:22,900 [Bravo!!] 114 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,100 [Dishonour!] 115 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,400 Poland is ours only! 116 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:28,200 Only us! Poles! 117 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,200 - Bravo! - Shame! 118 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,900 There's only one reason, and me! 119 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:34,900 We are right! 120 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:35,700 Bravo! 121 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,100 Dishonour! 122 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,300 There's only one reason... 123 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,000 - Bravo! - Dishonour! 124 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 The one, that's with us! 125 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,700 - Shame! - Shame! 126 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:43,600 - Bravo! 127 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,200 Only I am Right. 128 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,100 - Bravo! 129 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,100 And it's a holy Right. 130 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,800 - Bravo! - Shame! 131 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,900 Because even if it's yours... 132 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 ...then mine is more mine than yours... 133 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,000 - Shame! 134 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,600 ...and it's my Right, that's the most mine! 135 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:07,500 How many times have I sworn: I won't disturb myself with this. 136 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:11,400 With matters of the country which I can't influence anyway. 137 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:15,000 Because I don't believe in anything anymore. 138 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,000 How am I supposed to believe... 139 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,100 ...if my greatest efforts slip through their... 140 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:23,800 Your! 141 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:25,500 Fingers... 142 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,600 You may say anything right now, promise, vow... 143 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,000 Give it to me, give it! 144 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,600 Give it to us at this instance! 145 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,000 It is us, who must have the biggest part! 146 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,500 We won't give anything to you! 147 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,000 We deserve to have the biggest part! Us! 148 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,400 I want to have the most! 149 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,000 No, it is me who should have the most! 150 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,500 Give us! Give it all to us!! 151 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,000 Prozac, for a will to live. 152 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,200 Geriavit, for not getting old. 153 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,800 Nootropil, for better functioning of the brain's metabolism. 154 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,000 Encopirine, prophylactically. 155 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,000 And then I wash it down seven times with my night tea. 156 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,200 After the fourth gulp I lick my lips... 157 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,700 I take a little pee to assure myself... 158 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:21,900 ...that I won't have any doubts, after I start drinking my upcoming coffee. 159 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:22,600 One... 160 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:23,500 Two... 161 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,200 Three... 162 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,000 Four... 163 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:28,300 Fuck. 164 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:40,800 Five... 165 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,600 Six... 166 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,500 Seven... 167 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:43,500 Eight... 168 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,900 Nine, ten, eleven... 169 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,300 Twelve, thirteen. 170 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:53,200 The little coffee mound does not always form symmetrically. 171 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,900 Sometimes a single grain can destroy the symmetry of a... 172 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:57,100 ...coffee hill. 173 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:05,800 There! 174 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,300 To make it boil. 175 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,400 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 176 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,400 To make it stop boiling. 177 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,600 It always spills a little. 178 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:53,600 If nothing spills, it means that there was too little coffee in the cup. 179 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,500 I try to start all my activities on the hour. 180 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,200 In the worst case, on the half hour. 181 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000 One, two... 182 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:33,900 Three... 183 00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:34,800 Four... 184 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,400 Five... 185 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,100 Six... 186 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:36,900 Seven. 187 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,600 I'm trying to cheat myself, but I know it won't make any good. 188 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,200 Entering the dry vastness of the ocean, 189 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,200 The carriage is lost in the greenery and like a boat hovers; 190 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,800 On the wave of whispering meadows, 191 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,000 In the flood of flowers, 192 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 I avoid the vast coral isles of thistles. 193 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,400 Could you turn it down? 194 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,800 Turn it down, would you? 195 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,300 Can you turn it down?! 196 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:10,600 My dear. 197 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,400 - It is Chopin! - Come with me. 198 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,800 Hear this? It is only you, who can be heard in the whole house! 199 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,700 My dear... 200 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,600 It is a competition! 201 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,200 How could you not listen to it?! 202 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,400 But not through the concrete, ceiling, door, floor! 203 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,400 I also can play it, whenever I have a mood, a fancy for Chopin! 204 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,000 Because I love Chopin, and listening. 205 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:32,700 But not from you! 206 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,600 Because you wish to listen to him in the shower, whereas I have to hear him! 207 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,900 My dearest sir. 208 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,100 I also have to listen to... 209 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,700 ...many of your strange sounds... 210 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,000 ...when you have your visitors! 211 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,700 When I have my visitors? 212 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 Anyhow... 213 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,200 Enough already. 214 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,500 All right. 215 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,100 What the hell was that all about? 216 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,900 I'd better do something. 217 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:56,100 Nobody has visited me, since I have been living here. 218 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,000 I can hear very well, what you... 219 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000 ...are doing there on the couch. 220 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 On the couch?! 221 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 What is being done there. 222 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,800 It even makes the entire couch move about. 223 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,000 A dick moves about in your ass! 224 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,800 - He turned the volume up on purpose, fucking fag. - Or let's take the Vietnamese. 225 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,600 Take a look at those gooks. 226 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,800 Take a look at that treachery! 227 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,600 They flood our market with elastic socks. 228 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,000 They do it for a reason. 229 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,300 And you know why? 230 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:24,800 Yeah? 231 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,600 So we would catch the Freiberg's disease. 232 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,200 So we, my friend... 233 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,600 So it could, my friend, put pressure on our legs, our veins... 234 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,000 Block the blood circulation, and then, in three months, tell you, Freiberg's! 235 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,400 And consecutive amputation... Feet, hack! 236 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,000 Knees, hack! Thighs... 237 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,100 But if you have your feet cut off, then you won't use those socks, no socks. 238 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,200 It doesn't matter. 239 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,400 They want to kill us all with those socks. 240 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,400 But not me! 241 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,800 Those yellow dwarves' ears are too thin and yellow. 242 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,500 Look here. 243 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,800 You see that? 244 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,900 I buy them... from those assholes. 245 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,600 Cheap elastic shit. 246 00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,100 And... snip! 247 00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,800 I take care of that rubber with a razor-blade. 248 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,000 And the sock is... 249 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 ...non-binding now, healthy. 250 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,800 Non-binding socks, healthy, non-binding. 251 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,800 Entering the dry vastness of the ocean, 252 00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,200 The carriage is lost in the greenery... 253 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,400 ...and like a boat hovers; 254 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,200 On the wave of whispering meadows, 255 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,500 In the flood of flowers, 256 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,800 What are you waiting for me to do? 257 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,900 You want me to hit you, or something? 258 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,200 I'm working here! 259 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,000 Do all women think, that if someone doesn't leave the house... 260 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,500 ...at 8 o'clock, then he's not working? 261 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,500 Entering the dry vastness of the ocean, 262 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,100 The carriage is lost in the greenery... 263 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,200 ...and like a boat hovers. 264 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,900 Sounds like if someone was shaving a giant's wire beard. 265 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,000 Goddamn it. 266 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,100 That moron is trying to cut the grass with a shaver on a stick! 267 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,000 Hey, man! 268 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:30,000 Are you fucking trying to shave all this, using that? 269 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Shave? 270 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,900 You can't call that mowing. 271 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,000 What's your problem? 272 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:39,000 You want to keep farting with that till the very night right under my window?! 273 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,000 I'm not gonna finish it by day. 274 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,800 I'm not gonna finish it today anyways. 275 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,000 Normal people are at work at this hour! 276 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,400 I am working here! 277 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,100 I'm also working here! 278 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,100 What are you thinking?! 279 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:52,000 That if I'm not off to some asbestos factory by 7:00... 280 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000 ...or I don't fucking timestamp letters at a post office till 4 o'clock... 281 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,500 ...then I'm unemployed? 282 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,600 Do you understand, or have you lost your brain on the last bus stop?! 283 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,400 I am working here! 284 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,800 Am I not working here? 285 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,600 But with this... that... it?! 286 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 They've stolen the bigger one. 287 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,800 You can shave your head in your ass with that! 288 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,000 And you go shave your brain, man! 289 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:11,800 Go away! 290 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,400 Do your job! 291 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:18,200 Entering the dry vastness of the ocean, 292 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,900 I am utterly tired... 293 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:25,600 ...even though it's still morning. 294 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,400 I'm completely scattered. 295 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,800 I am dying here, Mom! 296 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,200 My life... 297 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600 Mine... 298 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,200 ...was supposed to be completely different. 299 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,700 Locked. 300 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,600 For certain? 301 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,600 Yeah, certain. 302 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,800 Have I checked it? 303 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,200 And it will keep torturing me... 304 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,000 The first, the third, the fifth. Only the odd ones. 305 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:53,800 Fuck! 306 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,200 Jesus, bloody fuck... 307 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,300 You'll have your Chopin. 308 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,200 [Crimean sonnets] 309 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,800 And I'm getting some kind of a block. 310 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,800 I'm looking at the table, where they are judging me. They finish the writing. 311 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:41,500 [Blackboard: "Adam Mickiewicz's Crimean Sonnets as an expression of longing for motherland"] 312 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:45,000 A journey into the steppes, not far from Odessa. 313 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,300 Wild steppes... 314 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,700 ...which had been trampled not so long ago by swift Tatar horses. 315 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,200 They make him sigh... 316 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,300 ...with a clean air. 317 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,600 With a silence... 318 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,400 ...after the tumult of a life in the harbour city. 319 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,200 They continued the journey. 320 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,400 A nomadic one... 321 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,400 With four horses. 322 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:10,800 Till... 323 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,000 ...they reached Akkerman. 324 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,400 Mountain peaks... 325 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,200 ...darkened in the night with an impassable wall. 326 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,000 He wasn't describing it... 327 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,900 He was creating them anew! 328 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,100 Their image... 329 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,400 Far more greater and magnificent than they were. 330 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,800 He was creating everything from the beginning. Enchanting the word. 331 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:34,800 The sailing... 332 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,800 The storm. 333 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,500 And the silence on the sea. 334 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,000 The silence is... 335 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,700 ...ever quieter. 336 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,400 One would say... 337 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,600 It's impossible to hear with an ear... 338 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:46,600 ...like a... 339 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,900 ...silence of a heart. 340 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,000 I'm looking for... 341 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,200 ...just a pair of listening eyes. 342 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:57,900 Yes. 343 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,700 There they are, right before me. 344 00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:02,200 Wise and girlish. 345 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,000 How come I couldn't spot them before? 346 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,900 Just as a castaway can't see the coast. 347 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,600 My whole world dwindles to her faithful eyes. 348 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,800 So I'll talk to them. 349 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,900 I'll tell them everything, only to them. 350 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:14,200 The ship navigator, breathless. 351 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,400 Mayday, mayday. 352 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,700 For the only person who listens to me during my lesson. 353 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,300 And in that silence... 354 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,300 ...I prick up my ears interestingly... 355 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,800 ...that I could hear a calling voice from Lithuania. 356 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Let's go. 357 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,800 There's nobody calling. 358 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,500 What happened to you, Sir? 359 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,800 I hit a box. 360 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,300 A box? 361 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,500 Yes, a mailbox. 362 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,900 No. That's unbelievable. 363 00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,300 That's impossible. 364 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,200 Eight years of primary school. 365 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,300 Four years in a secondary school. 366 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,900 Then five years of a higher education. 367 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:08,600 Distinguished diploma. 368 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,000 Twenty years of practice. 369 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,100 And that's how they're paying me. 370 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:15,000 As if somebody smacked me in the face. [777 zl - about 200 $] 371 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,100 Goddamn it, fuck. 372 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,200 Oh, my fellow teaching brothers. 373 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:26,800 And teaching sisters. 374 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,200 There were one hundred and thirty of us on the first school year. 375 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,200 We thought we had caught God by his legs... 376 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,400 ...that we had been accepted at the school of poets. 377 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000 The school of poets! 378 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,700 Jesus, fucking bloody fuck! 379 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,400 During five years, thousands of pages... 380 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,200 Youth spent in libraries. 381 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,600 And then poverty. 382 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,400 Poverty and disillusionment. 383 00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:59,300 And then hopelessness and old age. 384 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,600 And paralysing contempt of the government. 385 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,200 From the dictatorship to the democracy. 386 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,600 Treating all of us like something less important than zero. 387 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,000 Why does the authority treat me like trash?! 388 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,400 It doesn't matter, whether it's black or white, it treats me like dirt! 389 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,600 Fuck, I feel like a dog, no matter what the current authority is. 390 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,900 Why am I not a bastard with a brick in my hand? 391 00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:22,900 Somebody would at least care about me, if I threw a brick at someone. 392 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,100 And we are supposed to be the heart of the land. 393 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,800 This land. 394 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,600 Despite we are not a primitive force... 395 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,800 ...it is poets, who destroy the dictatorships. 396 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,000 They need us then. 397 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,300 The desperate masses. 398 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:47,300 Who can't see further than a piece of sausage. 399 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,400 Who can't see further. 400 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:14,000 So they still employ people of my age? 401 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,600 What happened to you? 402 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,600 Eat something. 403 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,000 Mum, I'm not hungry. I hit a mailbox. 404 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,000 A mailbox? 405 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,200 Eat the soup, a plate of a hot one, a tomato soup. 406 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,600 At least it's tasty. 407 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:33,600 Mom, I don't want a mail soup, I want to talk with Mom. 408 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,800 A mail soup? You can eat and talk. 409 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Mommy... 410 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,800 Mom, I don't want to eat. I haven't finished my lesson, Mom. 411 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,500 You'll finish it some other time, eat. 412 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,800 How come you didn't finish it? 413 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,000 They were farting. 414 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,700 Don't use that language! 415 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,400 They were winding. 416 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,400 Couldn't you tell them anything? 417 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,400 What should I say?! 418 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,500 To whom? 419 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:55,900 I would have told them. 420 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,500 Mom has a solution to everything, but nobody knows what to do with them. 421 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:03,000 After every mom's advice I feel worse than before. 422 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 I left in the middle of my lesson! 423 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,300 Such a good job! 424 00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:07,100 Bad! 425 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,000 You like it! 426 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000 I hate it. 427 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,200 If you hadn't quit the university, you would've been a professor by now. 428 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,100 No, I'd be a scholar. 429 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Then I don't know how to help you. 430 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:18,800 Eat... 431 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Maybe it needs a little salt? 432 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,200 I need to take a break, Mom. 433 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,800 I need to take a good break. 434 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,300 Yeah, a good break. 435 00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,800 Mom is not listening to me at all! 436 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,000 Of course I am, to take a break. 437 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,500 You can take a break now. 438 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,000 The problem is I can't. 439 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,500 Because I can't rest. 440 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,500 I ran out of ideas. 441 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,200 Or maybe some pepper? 442 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,000 Pepper is bad for kidneys. 443 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,000 I'm so tired... 444 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,600 Of course you are, go to sleep for a while. 445 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,200 What are you tired with? Again? 446 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:53,800 With everything. 447 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,600 With myself, with my life... 448 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,200 With your life? You're still a young man! 449 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,600 I'm forty nine years old! 450 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,200 Seven times seven. 451 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,200 Forty nine years, I'm seventy! 452 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:08,300 Ten times seven. You've got your whole life ahead of you. 453 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,600 If I could spend my whole life once again... 454 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,400 Mom's already had a life. 455 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,800 I also won't have two lives. 456 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,600 Your soup's getting cold. 457 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,500 You have to scrape it, because it is frozen. 458 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,900 It will spread easier then. 459 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,100 Okay, Mom, I am scraping. 460 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:37,600 I always scrape, and I always hear, that I have to scrape it! 461 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,000 I can't listen to it any longer! 462 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:43,000 I only wanted to tell you, that you have to scrape it because it is frozen. 463 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,400 Make an upper light. 464 00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:51,000 Mom... 465 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,100 I make the upper light I need. 466 00:27:53,100 --> 00:27:54,800 It doesn't matter to me. 467 00:27:55,100 --> 00:27:56,500 But it's about me! 468 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,700 Not about you, mom! 469 00:27:57,700 --> 00:28:00,600 I have reminded you about that ten thousand times. I hate upper lights! 470 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,000 I'm hearing that for the first time! 471 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,500 Because you're not listening to me at all. 472 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,100 I'm always listening to you. 473 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:05,900 Never. 474 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,000 I feel that... 475 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,400 ...you have never... 476 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,400 ...listened to me... 477 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,600 ...to a word, a sentence... 478 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,200 ...to anything. 479 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,200 Have you at least disinfected that? 480 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,800 Eat the soup, it's getting cold. 481 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,000 Yes, yes... with Neomycin. 482 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,200 Soup... 483 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:37,000 Soup, soup! 484 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:40,200 I'm afraid I could kill my own mother one day. 485 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,500 Why do sons murder their own mothers? 486 00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:44,000 I guess it must be fear... 487 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,900 ...that the mothers will murder them. 488 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:51,800 She's poor again now. 489 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,000 She stayed at home. 490 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,300 I feel sorry and I pity her again. 491 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:10,900 Soon everything will require a dog, so it could keep an eye on things. 492 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:12,900 I see one alternative for you. 493 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,800 Either tranquilizers and sedatives... 494 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,200 Or... 495 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,000 The option I would call the best... 496 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,500 A prolonged... 497 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,400 ...and very painful to you psychoanalysis. 498 00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:26,400 Why painful? 499 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,900 Because you could learn things about yourself... 500 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,600 I don't think anyone could possibly show me in a worse light than I see myself right now. 501 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,200 We could finally come up to a solution... 502 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,800 Who you actually are. 503 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,300 What would you actually like to do. 504 00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:44,400 Summarizing... 505 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,200 You would have to emerge... 506 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,400 ...actually, be reborn for another time. 507 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,400 ...as an individual existence. 508 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,000 Totally independent from mother. 509 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,400 Nope. She won't like this one. 510 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,800 During the first half of my life I was afraid of her... 511 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,200 ...and then, now I'm afraid about her. 512 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,900 Every day I fear that she might die. 513 00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:12,900 Every day I fear that I might die before she does, and she won't manage to survive. 514 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,400 Away from her shadow. 515 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,100 I think I've picked out the best ones for her. 516 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,200 Everything I've been doing had a reason. 517 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,200 I didn't want to disappoint her. 518 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:29,800 And still she could not forgive me, that I had abandoned university and hadn't become a professor... 519 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,000 ...but a teacher. 520 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,800 I just followed my vocation. 521 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,700 Paranoia. 522 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,100 Just next to the window. 523 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,500 Just to the front. 524 00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,100 Just to the side. 525 00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:48,000 Just to nobody knows what. 526 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,300 Why is paranoia a part of my life? 527 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,300 So there are no drugs for this? 528 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:02,600 No. 529 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,700 My acquaintance told me... 530 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:10,000 ...that you've given him some anti-epilepsy drugs, and they made him feel better. 531 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,700 No. 532 00:31:11,100 --> 00:31:12,600 He slept afterwards. 533 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:15,600 No. 534 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,200 He really did. 535 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,600 Unfortunately. 536 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,200 Maybe you could go with this to Dr. Malejka? 537 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:32,400 Go to Dr. Malejka with this, these problems? He's a surgeon. 538 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,800 You've always had trusted him so much. 539 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,700 I'll go to him, if I'll have a leg to cut off - not a head. 540 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,200 And I regret that I have said that. 541 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,000 Because I see, that I have no one to talk with anymore. 542 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 She has always fought for everything. 543 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,300 For every detail, to the bitter end. 544 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,200 She's taken my entire life from me, and now I can't even say no. 545 00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:56,900 Now judge, for example Pinochet. 546 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,400 I prefer to give you something reliable. 547 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,000 He's prescribing me Tegretol, usual stuff for lunacy. 548 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,300 And Melleril, for suicidal thoughts. 549 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,800 If you have, such... 550 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,400 ...to that window... 551 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,200 ...you want to jump out. 552 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,600 Now I can go and visit my son. 553 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,200 Fifteenth floor. Yeah. 554 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,900 Can't you hold that dog for a moment? 555 00:32:35,900 --> 00:32:38,500 And you are... fumbling somehow with that. 556 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:41,300 What fumbling? I'm just correcting the plaster, dressing. 557 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:44,000 Am I supposed to freeze completely just because I'm with a dog? 558 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Do not raise your voice, because he's getting angry. 559 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,200 - Hey, son. - Hi. 560 00:32:54,300 --> 00:32:56,300 I'm exhausted, I must get a rest. 561 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:57,900 I don't know, why I'm telling her about it. 562 00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:59,300 Sure you have to. 563 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,500 I'm going to the Freedom Legion meeting. 564 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,000 With clothes? 565 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:06,800 Clothes? 566 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,000 With a dressing gown? You're dragging the belt on the floor. 567 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,200 Yeah, dragging. 568 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,300 Silvester, my son. 569 00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:19,400 I've bought you chocolate cookies in the fridge for the supper. 570 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,500 Mommy bought them for you, with chocolate. 571 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,000 Mom bought cookies. 572 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,400 Cookies? 573 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,000 Cookies? For the supper? 574 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,200 You've probably lost your mind. 575 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,000 My ass! 576 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,700 You lost it a long time ago! You've always suffered from the womb rabies. 577 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:34,900 Go buy yourself a pin, and keep sitting on it. Maybe you'll get calmer. 578 00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:35,600 Pig. 579 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:37,700 Twat! 580 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,400 I'm getting married. 581 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,200 To a dog. 582 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,200 To a shit. 583 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,300 A bitch should marry only a dog. 584 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,700 And don't hide the phone! 585 00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:47,100 What do you need it for anyways? 586 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,500 Giving ass requires nothing but hands. 587 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,800 How about repeating English? 588 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,000 Dad, no, what's wrong with you? 589 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,000 Conjugate "be". 590 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,200 Dad, come on. 591 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:05,800 Go on. 592 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:07,200 Stop it, Dad. 593 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,000 You don't know how to conjugate it. 594 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,100 Yeah, right. 595 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:14,600 So conjugate. 596 00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:16,000 Come on, I... 597 00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:17,600 I... 598 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:19,900 Am... 599 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:21,600 Am... 600 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,800 I am... 601 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,000 I know, I am... 602 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:27,900 You are. 603 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,000 You are... 604 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,200 I'll do it by myself! 605 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,000 But you're not saying anything. 606 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,400 - Because you... - What me, what me?! 607 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,100 ...are stressing me. 608 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,800 I am stressing you?! For fuck's sake, you've been learning it for five years... 609 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,500 ...in school and on private lessons, and it's all just blood spilled in the sand. 610 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,200 Yeah, blood now. 611 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,200 What were we conjugating? 612 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,300 What what? 613 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,200 Which kind of word? 614 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,600 Well, a normal word. 615 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:54,400 Auxiliary verb! 616 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:55,700 Yeah. 617 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:57,900 Which one? 618 00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,200 Auxiliary. 619 00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:01,300 Which auxiliary? 620 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:05,200 To... 621 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,600 Am? 622 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,100 To be, for fuck's sake. 623 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,200 Or not to be! 624 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,500 You haven't heard of that either?! 625 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,700 You must admit, that no asshole can do that better than me. 626 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:45,600 You said it. 627 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,600 There's no one, who could beat your hood. 628 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,400 It's fucking great. 629 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,100 Only in the deepest depths of my soul, like an aching tooth... 630 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:57,400 ...I fear that dizzy generation gap. 631 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,500 My father also struggled like this with going out. 632 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:04,700 And this madness will not probably end with me either. 633 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,600 Silvester, it was reckless to buy you that bright orange Leevis jacket... 634 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:13,000 - Levis! - Levis. 635 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,200 They might kill you for it one day. 636 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,700 It's fucking great. 637 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:18,500 There have been so many muggings lately. 638 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:19,600 Muggings? 639 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,800 Dad, you are... 640 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,800 - We'll see, after you get married and... - I'll never get married. 641 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,100 - Yeah. And after you see your first kid... - I'll never have children. 642 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:30,000 Your fucking gives me headaches. 643 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,800 Dad! Don't use that language, when talking to your kid! 644 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,000 Why don't you want to marry? 645 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Just follow your heart's voice. 646 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 Do you know how great the experience of a church wedding is? 647 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,800 But you didn't have a church wedding, dad? 648 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:46,900 We didn't have one, but I still would like to... The problem is, I don't know with whom. 649 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,900 I won't have the one in the curch for sure. 650 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:51,800 Why not? 651 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:56,400 Because if it dies, or falls apart, then you can't divorce. 652 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,800 But you can't assume, that everything will fail. 653 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,200 The better option would be to believe, that it will succeed and last your whole life. 654 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,000 But you have to take care of your marriage. 655 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,800 Cultivate it like a garden. 656 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,400 What's the most popular Chopin's work? 657 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,400 Chopin's? 658 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,200 Polonaise As-Dur, the Revolutionary Etude... 659 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,800 But the most popular. The one everybody knows. 660 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,200 Probably Revolutionary Etude. 661 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,600 They say he wrote it for some chick. 662 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,900 For a chick? It probably isn't the Revolutionary, then. 663 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:23,200 I wonder if she had spread her legs for him. 664 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,300 If she what? 665 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,000 Well, if he had shagged her, nailed her. 666 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,300 Well, it's time for me to go. I must hurry. Gotta go. 667 00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,700 Where do you have to go, Dad? Fuck... 668 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 I'm fucking hurrying home. 669 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,200 You fucking hurry home? 670 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,000 Well, you're kind of fucking right. 671 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,600 What happened to you? 672 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,700 I fucked onto a mailbox. 673 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,700 Hehe, man, fucking cool. 674 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,800 If I could meet Elzbieta, my first love... 675 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,000 I would start everything from scratch. 676 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 I meet all others, but not her. 677 00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:11,200 So many years since drifting apart. 678 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,100 So many years since my escape from her, my only love. So many years. 679 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,800 A strange woman pushes me outside, like some kid stripped of his dignity. 680 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,400 What are you doing with that hand, you're pushing me! 681 00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,400 I'm pushing you? 682 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,000 You were doing that all the time shamelessly! 683 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,900 I was just holding my hand like that. 684 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:36,000 What a bag! 685 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Not a bag! 686 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Offhanded! 687 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,800 And you're not acting like a real man. 688 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,800 Abrupt! 689 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,800 Addresses a woman like this... 690 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,800 A woman I address differently, but not a bulldozer, which pushes me like that. 691 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,800 I would touch a man, but not you. 692 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,000 Not a vampire. 693 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,600 Bag keeps on pushing me like an item, a thing, and smacks her tongue by my ear! 694 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,300 Vampire. 695 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:55,000 - Bulldozer! - Vampire! 696 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,400 - Panzerfaust! - Vampire. 697 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,400 - Tank! - Vampire. 698 00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,700 - T-75. - Vampire. 699 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,300 Smacking tank! 700 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:02,500 Crazy vampire! 701 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:13,100 Fuck. 702 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,200 As if I knew if it'll fit her ass, damn it. 703 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,700 These asses come to make appearances, not to shop. 704 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:28,900 - Is that the last "Woman" magazine? And some stupid bitch behind me is yelling into my ear. 705 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,400 "Woman", is that the last one? 706 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,100 Yes. 707 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:33,900 So I, though I don't need it and completely do not care about it... 708 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:36,300 I'll also take that "Woman", if I can. 709 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,400 Oh my! Maybe you don't need it that much? 710 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:43,000 No, why? ...I'd love to browse it. 711 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,200 And I leave joyful. 712 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,000 Well, maybe half joyful. 713 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,800 Fuck, now those fucking kids. Goddamn it, I can't. 714 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,000 [Left-wing str.] [Right-wing str.] 715 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,600 [TAK = Yes] [NIE = No] 716 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,600 Man, what a stupidity to make a manifestation with seven people. 717 00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:25,500 That's what democracy is for - so that one could go even alone. 718 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,400 With such idiotic slogans? 719 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,200 With the most idiotic, even. That's tolerance. 720 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,900 Man, fuck tolerance. 721 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:33,800 Fuck yourself! 722 00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:37,100 Don't you "fuck" at me, 'cause I can smack you in the face. 723 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:39,000 I also can smack you. 724 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:46,600 Is it impossible to clear the place up, after their beloved pets are done? 725 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,800 It's a plague. 726 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:51,100 What's the fucking difference between animal shit and human shit? 727 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:54,000 What would they do, if I started shitting on lawns, playgrounds, in the shadows... 728 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,300 ...in the arcades. 729 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:59,000 Leave my feces on the concrete, pavements, shit on the clearings. 730 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,600 I've got to buy an airgun. 731 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,600 I don't have time for correspondence. 732 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,000 I receive letters from Rossmann... 733 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,100 ...Pizza Hut. 734 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,000 Maybe some change of fate at last? 735 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,600 Here it's just despair. 736 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,800 I can choose among the cheapest gold and diamonds in Warsaw. 737 00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,700 It will be your golden year. 738 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,600 Is there anyone in this God's world lower than me? 739 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,000 In seven minutes it will be 2:30. 740 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,800 I pour the tea, and wait seven minutes, minding the prescription. 741 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,500 And I start mixing. Three to the right... 742 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,100 Four to the left. 743 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,600 Seven. 744 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:41,700 It hurts me when I throw away newspaper supplements. In my mind I see the disappearing forests. 745 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:44,000 I throw away "House", I see a falling oak. 746 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,400 "Tourism" - a linden. 747 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,400 "Messages" - spruces fall like winter flowers. 748 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,100 "Auto-Moto" - like masts, pines fall. 749 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,900 "Supermarket"... a larch. 750 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,000 Maple... "Real Estate". 751 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,100 "My computer" - and a beech is covered by its roots. 752 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,600 And with each supplement, their wounds bleed with resin 753 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 Oh. A friend of mine has died. 754 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,400 I fear, that I could die unexpectedly. 755 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,600 I fear it. 756 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,000 I'd die and leave nothing for my son. 757 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:22,800 A child must be taught to swim... 758 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:26,000 ...and you want to leave him a swimming belt? 759 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:34,500 I'm totally worn out. Gutted. 760 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,400 Choked by the food. 761 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,800 And with the remnants of my strengths, I leave. With remnants. 762 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,000 Get away, man! 763 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:19,900 Wanna hear me play? 764 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:20,900 Leave now! 765 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,900 Fuck this kind of playing! 766 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:25,600 Nobody wants to listen to this any more! 767 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:29,200 What are you thinking? That you're playing in Prague before the war or right after it? 768 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,400 Have you been laying under ice for half a century? 769 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,400 - Whom are you playing for? - For the people! 770 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,000 Do you know what I do, when I need music!? 771 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,200 Here! From Cocker to Mozart! 772 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,000 Or for example I can, listen to, for example, Chopin! 773 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,600 Without any problems! 774 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,600 And you want to go around with some banned tunes! 775 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,000 Get the fuck out of here with that damn accordion! 776 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,800 Or I'll shoot you in your ass! 777 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:15,600 Easy now... 778 00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:23,100 What am I supposed to do now... 779 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,000 Drink coffee after a sedative... 780 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,900 If I could only meet Ela... My first love. 781 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,600 I could start everything with her from scratch. 782 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,600 Since I saw her for the first time... 783 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,900 Now, what the...!? 784 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,400 What? 785 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,300 You are shitting with him right under my window! 786 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,800 Why, it's just a dog! 787 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,100 So what? Does he have less shitty shit than a human? 788 00:45:16,100 --> 00:45:18,100 - Get out! - Easy, Bobik, easy. 789 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,400 What if I shat like this under your window?! Under you?! 790 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,300 What the hell?! 791 00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:32,100 I'm shitting, just like your dog. 792 00:45:32,100 --> 00:45:33,100 You must be screwed in your head! 793 00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:37,800 Dogs must comply with the same discipline and rules of cohabiting as humans! 794 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:41,000 The freedom of one can't be at the expense of another. 795 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,000 Now I'm a poet... 796 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,800 ...and I'm writing a poem. 797 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,400 Amidst the garden, a royal couple sits. 798 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,900 Not to reach for it and be unable to write... 799 00:46:21,900 --> 00:46:23,400 As there is no pencil... 800 00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:26,200 ...or to reach for it and write nothing? 801 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,000 Because the upset setting will get on my nerves. 802 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,600 So that my invention will get ruined by irritation. 803 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,500 But then again, if I don't upset anything, I won't be able to write. 804 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:43,300 Amidst the garden... 805 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000 ...a royal couple sits. 806 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,800 I feel no inspiration, but irritation. 807 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:51,700 Ouch! 808 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:53,600 - Feels? - Ouch, I can feel! 809 00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,600 - Feels? This is the worst. Today the right one, yesterday the left one. 810 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,500 - Feels? - Those are needles, aren't they? 811 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:04,300 Feels. 812 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,000 - Feels? - Yes. 813 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,800 - Feels the electricity? - Yeah, it's making me kinda angry today. 814 00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:16,800 Acupuncture good electricity. 815 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:20,600 - Ouch! - Feels, hurting? 816 00:47:20,900 --> 00:47:22,000 As hell. 817 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,200 Hurting, feels. 818 00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:24,900 Ouch! 819 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,400 Laying twenty minutes, not moving toe! 820 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,200 Ah hell, why should I give a fuck about this yellow puppet? 821 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,800 - Jesus! - Moving toe! 822 00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:44,800 Fuck, my leg's stiff! 823 00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,600 Moving, stiff leg! How many years have you? 824 00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:49,900 Forty nine, seven times seven. 825 00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:51,400 Will live seventy seven. 826 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,500 - Yah, I can see that. - Name your? 827 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:56,200 Mialczynski Adas. Adam. 828 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,200 You grit your teeth very much. 829 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,600 I clench them badly. 830 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,200 Every coffee I drink, I grit them harder and harder. 831 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,600 One day you won't open them. 832 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000 We should think about making a splint. 833 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,700 You'd be putting it on for nights protectively. 834 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,200 What if I swallow it? 835 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000 Pull down the trousers. 836 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,400 Doctor? 837 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,200 This lady is asking, if you'll service her today. 838 00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,200 Stretch out! 839 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,000 And where does she live? 840 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Pilsudski Street, formerly known as Mickiewicz St. 841 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,300 So what? Problems with urination? 842 00:48:56,900 --> 00:49:00,000 Stretch out! Do not huddle like a pooping dog. 843 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:08,200 - Maybe not problems, but I don't urinate like a... ...fire truck? 844 00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,400 I'll take it. 845 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,500 And I always have the feeling I don't ful..., fully urinate. 846 00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:15,200 Tell her to wait. 847 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,000 How long have you been suffering from that? 848 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,300 Since the childhood. I have always had to take additional pees before sleep. 849 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,200 Youthful prostate. 850 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,400 Do not lower your head. 851 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,300 I can easily notice, that you are too modest. 852 00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:34,200 Heads up! 853 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,900 And heads up! You are an important person after all. 854 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,300 He's afraid of a dachshund, silly! 855 00:50:00,900 --> 00:50:02,000 You're silly! 856 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,400 You piece of shit! You kicked an invalid?! 857 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,400 Oh Jesus, oh Jesus... 858 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,700 He's killed me! Marian! 859 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:17,900 Jozek! 860 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000 I'd better run, I could get killed by those local drunks. 861 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,700 In any case, I'll just deny it. Or maybe I'll shave off my moustache. 862 00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:26,300 And once again I'm acting indecisively, fuck! Am I a madman? 863 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,300 If I could meet Ela... 864 00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:30,600 ...I'd be saved. 865 00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:33,200 If I could only find my first love... 866 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,300 ...everything... everything could still be different. 867 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:38,800 ...I could start everything from scratch. 868 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,800 Everything could be possible. Still. 869 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,200 There would still be a chance... 870 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,600 Still... there would be a chance. 871 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:49,600 Ela... 872 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,800 My first and only one. 873 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,600 Jesus, God. Deja voo. 874 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:55,900 Deja vu. 875 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,400 Well... Deja vu. 876 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,400 I want to die. 877 00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:14,300 Or I'll go on a trip. 878 00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:15,400 But on the 6th? 879 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:33,300 Ah, I took the light ones. I won't be wearing those dark gloomy, gloomy trousers all the time. 880 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,600 Maybe eventually I'll write something of my own on the train. 881 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,300 And English... I still can't learn it. 882 00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:08,900 For sure? 883 00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:15,400 Okay, I've locked it. 884 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:19,600 But have I turned the taps off? Gas taps, water taps? 885 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,000 Have I turned them off for sure? Every one of them? 886 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,300 Main gas tap? Yes. By the reservoir, in the bathroom, behind the mirror? 887 00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:29,300 Of these I'm certain. But under the sink? 888 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,200 I've fucking flooded that fag from the floor below once already. 889 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,000 I haven't turned it off. 890 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,800 Fuck, how do grannies turn off these taps which won't budge? 891 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,400 But I forgot to sit down. 892 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,200 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 893 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:03,100 Fuck, I haven't kissed my Jesus' little feet before going out! 894 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000 The first thing I choose is the compartment. 895 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000 Non-smoking compartment, of course, naturally. 896 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:37,000 You must know, that there is nothing more lethal than breathing cigarette smoke for a couple of hours. 897 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:45,000 See if they'll open on halting and starting. 898 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:50,800 And if they're not too tight, not to struggle with them every time I go to take a piss. 899 00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:01,600 Whether they buzz when turned on, or not. 900 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,600 If it's empty, and I sit with my back to the direction it goes. 901 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,800 At least it doesn't blow on you 902 00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:17,800 ...if some asshole opens a window. But the drawback is that I'm the first one they'll join. 903 00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,900 'cause only I have a spare seat facing front by the window. 904 00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:23,400 Nice catch for somebody who has a kid. 905 00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:26,100 If I sit facing front, I'll catch a cold. 906 00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:31,900 If I sit backwards and put my bag on the front facing seat, then a sweatting fatso will fall down next to me. 907 00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:36,400 Okay, I'll take the backward facing seat. 908 00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:37,700 It's a little queasy though, to say the truth. 909 00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:40,200 But it's the safest in case of a crash. 910 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,000 In any case, I'll say: Maybe it'll be free from Warszawa Centralna. 911 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,100 I'll separate myself from the cattle while I still can. 912 00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:54,000 Do not talk, do not talk at all. 913 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,500 Amidst the garden, a royal couple sits. 914 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,600 Now I know, that he'll be sitting next to me. 915 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:39,200 Pull the shades. 916 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,600 What the? Madwoman. 917 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,900 You're a madman. You won't mind if I...? 918 00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:46,800 But why? It's broad daylight. 919 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,600 Midday. 4:00 in the afternoon. September, it's not 6:00 yet! 920 00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:53,800 Eh, you're crazy. 921 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,800 I'm nothing but ashamed of you, nothing. 922 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,800 It is you, who is a madman. 923 00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:01,400 What do you need that for, madwoman? Broad daylight, midday, 4:00 in the afternoon... 924 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,000 September, summer, that man says it's not even 6:00! 925 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,100 I hate you! 926 00:56:14,100 --> 00:56:16,800 It's quarter till departure, and I'm already wet. That's it. 927 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,200 I was supposed to write a poem, a poem. 928 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Fuck the writing, fuck the reading. 929 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,200 I won't even understand "Sport" in the newspaper, I'm scattered. 930 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,600 Totally dismantled. 931 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,600 I'm out, you crazy nut! 932 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,900 And you sit here, you crazy nut! 933 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,900 Or maybe I just attract weirdos? 934 00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:16,000 Amidst the garden... 935 00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:18,900 I'm sorry, are those seats free? 936 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,300 - Yes. - Sisters! 937 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,000 Come, come! 938 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:46,800 Now it's stinking in the whole compartment. Dog burgers, maybe even mixed up with kennels. 939 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,000 And I'm waiting for the dog. As for an execution. 940 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,500 Because the sentence has already been passed. Back there, on the platform. 941 00:57:58,800 --> 00:57:59,800 Is this seat free? 942 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,000 This particular one? 943 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,200 Moronic idiot. 944 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,800 Doggy surely won't make you any trouble, he'll be on my knees. 945 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,800 He's leaving wet traces on my light trousers. Christ, eh... 946 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:19,400 What do I!? How do I?! 947 00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,900 With those stains by the zipper. 948 00:58:21,900 --> 00:58:23,000 Like what have I been doing? 949 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,000 I'm supposed to hold my hands there through the entire vacation? 950 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:57,100 Nice ass. A pear-shaped one. 951 00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:01,200 And she's different. 952 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,300 A wife type, I'd say. 953 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,800 There's nothing worse than a girl with an apple shaped ass. 954 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,000 Or plum shaped. 955 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,000 Amidst the garden, a royal couple sits. 956 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,400 It was the last one. 957 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,100 Last one! 958 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,000 At night I sleep, sleep, sleep. 959 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:39,900 - Me too. - Me too. 960 00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:41,000 And at day I walk, walk. 961 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,000 - And me. - And me. 962 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,000 At night I sleep, sleep, sleep. 963 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000 Like chicken. - Me too. Me too. 964 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000 And at day I walk, walk. 965 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,300 - And me. - And me. 966 00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:48,000 Wife. 967 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,900 Seducer, stupid cunt. 968 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:52,400 Well, breakfast I eat, eat, eat. 969 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,600 Yes?? Yes?? 970 00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:55,000 In the shop I buy, buy. 971 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,200 Yeah? Super! 972 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,800 Well, breakfast I eat, eat, eat. 973 00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,000 Yes?? Yes?? 974 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,400 In the shop I buy, buy. 975 01:00:01,900 --> 01:00:03,100 Yeah?? Super! 976 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,300 Where do those nightmares come from? Freaks, fucks from under the bush. 977 01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:09,100 He dated with me, dated, dated. 978 01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:10,100 Oh my!! No! 979 01:00:10,100 --> 01:00:12,200 And I kiss him, kiss him, kiss him. 980 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,000 Extra! 981 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,000 He dated with me, dated, dated. 982 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,000 Oh my!! No! 983 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,000 And I kiss, kiss, kiss. 984 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:18,800 Extra! 985 01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:21,000 He dated with me, dated, dated. 986 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,000 Oh my!! No! 987 01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:24,200 I'm trying to catch... 988 01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:28,000 ...10 seconds without their cackling, but I fail. 989 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,300 Not even five. 990 01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:31,200 And so 3 hours 48 minutes, each one of them. 991 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,200 That makes 11 hours 24 minutes. 992 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,100 I kiss, kiss, kiss! 993 01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:35,900 Extra! 994 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,300 Stupid cunts. 995 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,800 Fucking retards! 996 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,200 I'm just waiting for it. 997 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,200 Would you be so kind to help me take my luggage off? 998 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:52,500 - No. - Coooo? 999 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:54,200 Excuse me? 1000 01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,000 Simply no. Does anyone help me? 1001 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,800 You're a man after all, aren't you? 1002 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,200 But I stand for full equality of women and men. 1003 01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:03,600 I'm a real protagonist. And you are a fully equal woman. 1004 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,200 But you are probably not a real man. 1005 01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:10,200 You see us as real men, only when you need us to take the trash out... 1006 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:13,200 ...fix the plug... free a seat in the tram or a bus. 1007 01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,800 I'm not a real man any longer, because there's no need for me to be like that. 1008 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,200 You are a real man. 1009 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,200 Ever since my mind has been working and where I can reach my memory... 1010 01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,600 ...these flaps have always been falling. 1011 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:26,900 And why? 1012 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:30,000 Because through decades some thoughtless morons... 1013 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,200 ...under the leadership of other thoughtless morons... 1014 01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:37,800 ...put lavatories in trains so close to walls, so that the flap is leaning towards the toilet. 1015 01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,000 And, when let go, it must fall down. 1016 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,600 Tens of years, Jesus Holy Christ!... 1017 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,200 What if Poland... 1018 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,400 ...is that pissed-all-over flap? 1019 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,100 First class. 1020 01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,100 I'll survive without that money. 1021 01:01:59,100 --> 01:02:01,200 No dogs, kids. Nobody's talking. 1022 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000 Now I feel like I'm in heaven. 1023 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:05,700 Go on, go on! 1024 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,600 And I'll go with this! 1025 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:14,000 And I will play like that! 1026 01:02:34,900 --> 01:02:37,100 I'll be the first one on the beach. 1027 01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:38,200 Second... 1028 01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,200 Because one glance... 1029 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:44,000 ...was enough to notice my fucking neighbour standing on the coast and looking at the sea. 1030 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:50,500 If I run or hide now, he'll catch me somewhere else, in the middle of resting, and fuck everything up. 1031 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:54,000 I will have to start my resting all over again. 1032 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:58,700 I'd better go myself and get it over with. After that it's only rest. 1033 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,200 Good morning, my neighbour. 1034 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:03,600 I'm sorry? 1035 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:04,800 Hello, my neighbour. 1036 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,200 At last, some sun. 1037 01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:09,500 Sun is up at last. 1038 01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:11,600 Excuse me... 1039 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,200 Sun is shining! 1040 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:14,000 Sun! 1041 01:03:15,100 --> 01:03:16,200 What's up? 1042 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,300 I didn't succeed in my life, I wasted it. 1043 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:27,600 I ran away from my first and only love. 1044 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,600 And then I married without love... 1045 01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,000 And the only person I love... My son... 1046 01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:35,000 ...has been raised in the hell of my marriage. 1047 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,800 Just as I was brought up in the hell of the marriage of my parents. 1048 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,600 And the fact, that my son Silvester will be as unhappy as me... 1049 01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:45,200 ...breaks my heart. 1050 01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:48,000 The job, which was my calling... 1051 01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:51,400 ...turned out to be a torment for a few pennies. 1052 01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:53,800 I'm being killed by loneliness. 1053 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,200 ...which I have imposed myself. 1054 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,300 Nobody and nothing awaits me anymore. 1055 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,800 I can't see any future for me. 1056 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:02,900 I'm powdered, scattered. 1057 01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:05,700 Burnt out, dismantled... 1058 01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:12,800 Deadly tired, though I have not achieved anything in life. 1059 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,200 I have to stop running... 1060 01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:18,100 ...though I haven't run up to anything. 1061 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,300 And take a rest. 1062 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,600 Take a rest, for God's sake. 1063 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,700 I can't hear at all. 1064 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,800 My hearing's all right, but... 1065 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:34,400 All I can hear - noise. 1066 01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:38,000 Maybe it's the sea, the noise, the sea... 1067 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:38,800 Then... 1068 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,700 ...'cause my wife, in the shop. 1069 01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:42,500 Then... 1070 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:46,000 - Have a nice vacation. - Thank you. 1071 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,900 After all what a relief, rolling noise and emptiness. 1072 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,900 I'm resting, it's wonderful. 1073 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,000 Everyone for himself. 1074 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,600 Prattling. She is. 1075 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:13,400 She's fucking yelling to him all the time. 1076 01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,000 He's thinking all the time, doesn't listen. 1077 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,000 Naturally, they're heading towards me. 1078 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,400 Seven metres, thirteen at the most, on an otherwise empty beach. 1079 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,200 Fuck, fuck, fuck!! 1080 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:56,600 The noise of eternal waves has always soothed me. 1081 01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:30,600 Still, I'm resting. 1082 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,000 Fuck! 1083 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,400 A beach for dogs?! 1084 01:06:41,100 --> 01:06:43,200 I'm gonna kill the motherfucker. 1085 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,400 I'm gonna smash the son of a bitch! 1086 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,500 I'll make a fucking burger out of him! 1087 01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:49,200 Agar! 1088 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:50,700 Agar. 1089 01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:55,200 Lie down. 1090 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,000 But I'm still resting. 1091 01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,000 I must rest here. 1092 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:11,800 Get out! 1093 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:17,000 Get the fuck outta here! 1094 01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:29,500 Fuck! 1095 01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:06,000 I used to swim straight, as if between lines. 1096 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,700 Now I toss myself about in desperation. 1097 01:08:22,100 --> 01:08:23,500 Silence at last. 1098 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:26,800 Some brat, damned! 1099 01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:34,600 They left a kid on the beach, alone, not long before nightfall, a brat. 1100 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:39,000 Can't those shitheads play without shrieking?! 1101 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,000 I must rest!! 1102 01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:48,300 I must rest here... 1103 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:25,800 When a soldier falls on his face, then it's over. 1104 01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:32,000 Or maybe it was the other way round? 1105 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,200 You look bad. 1106 01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:37,500 No, it was the other way around. Laying on the face, and it's over. 1107 01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,000 I'm dying. 1108 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,000 How come? 1109 01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:55,700 I won't be young anymore? 1110 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000 I won't fix any of the stupid things I've done. 1111 01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:01,200 I thought I'd still be able to stay with my first love. 1112 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,600 What a grim absurdity. 1113 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,200 To decide about one's life when young. 1114 01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:08,000 When you're a moron. 1115 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:09,700 I'm dying, mom. 1116 01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:12,200 Nah, dying you say, you're a young man. 1117 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:18,200 You think it's that easy to die. Drink some warm milk, it'll make you feel better. 1118 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:21,600 Oh, there's that soup you like, tomato soup. Tasty. 1119 01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:28,000 Bury me, next to Silvester! 1120 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,500 Silvester's still alive, you old idiot. 1121 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,600 Come on, mom. 1122 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,000 I'll put you next to me, Dad. 1123 01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:46,500 I always thought I would never die. 1124 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,600 What a shame I'll die. 1125 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,000 I feel so humiliated about that. 1126 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,300 He was so wise. 1127 01:10:53,700 --> 01:10:54,800 And now he's dying. 1128 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:55,800 He was so wise... 1129 01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:56,700 ...and now he's dying. 1130 01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:57,800 He was so wise... 1131 01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:59,200 ...and now he's dying! 1132 01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:03,200 But even in the moment of my death I dream, that I'll meet that woman of my life. 1133 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:06,800 And I'll manage to live with her through the rest of my life. 1134 01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:16,600 You hit a mailbox? 1135 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,900 Exactly, she knows it, she understands it at once. 1136 01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:21,700 There's no "What happened?" 1137 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,100 - What's your name? - Elzbieta. 1138 01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:27,900 Ela... 1139 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:32,800 - Oh my God, so it's you. - And from now on, we'll be together forever. 1140 01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:34,900 But nobody can talk to me till noon. 1141 01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:36,000 I'll adjust myself. 1142 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,700 But I can't stand it, when a woman watches soaps... 1143 01:11:38,700 --> 01:11:41,200 And you surely love to watch some... You like them? 1144 01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:42,300 I don't. 1145 01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:44,400 Fuck! If there was a Comittee... 1146 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:47,200 ...for investigating crimes against the Polish language... 1147 01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:50,000 ...then the television should be the first and primary culprit! 1148 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,500 I hadn't thought about it. 1149 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:55,800 It is the television, which is guilty of spreading the ubiquitous moronic "likely". 1150 01:11:55,800 --> 01:12:00,200 Nowadays nothing is unequivocal and clear, but "likely to be clear", fuck! 1151 01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:01,500 Indeed. 1152 01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:04,200 Or about that accentuation, stressing on the fucking first syllable... 1153 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,800 ...instead of stressing on the second from the end. 1154 01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:07,400 That's also TV's making, where did they get it from? 1155 01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,300 From political chit-chats? Southern Poland slang? 1156 01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:12,800 And now everybody says "PROlonged war"... 1157 01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:15,900 ...instead of "proLONGed war". 1158 01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:19,400 No "picnic EXcursion", but "picnic exCURsion". 1159 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,200 You're right. 1160 01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:27,500 And there's no "IN the whole Poland", but "in the whole POLAND", fucking bloody fuck! 1161 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,400 I'll mute the TV. 1162 01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:35,000 And when I see those fucking flashes, bangs, buzzes before ads... and those actresses... 1163 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:39,800 ...expressing their emotions and feelings while washing or talking about sanitary towels. 1164 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:42,000 I'll switch off the picture. 1165 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,900 But I'm kinda fast in love. 1166 01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:46,800 It's stress. You will get calmer with me. 1167 01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:49,600 And you'll be able to last as long as you will want to. 1168 01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:51,200 But actually I... 1169 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:54,800 ...have no place and time for the woman of my life in my life. 1170 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:56,600 I dream about her, but... 1171 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000 ...I have no place and time. 1172 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,000 I won't take it away from you. 1173 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,500 I'm only your dream. 1174 01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:07,600 Oh, then it's okay. 1175 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,700 But, well, I dunno... 1176 01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:13,600 I don't know, maybe I'll wait for the other one. 1177 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:16,100 She'll be better, maybe I'll find her. 1178 01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:18,500 But how should I escape, from this one? 1179 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,000 Don't leave me now! 1180 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:30,200 Don't leave me now. 1181 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:31,700 Don't leave me now! 1182 01:13:34,900 --> 01:13:36,800 I must write something finally, create. 1183 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:39,400 Amidst the garden, a royal couple sits. 1184 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,400 Unpredictably I'm starting to feel better. 1185 01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:52,000 Where are the Lithuanians coming from? 1186 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,200 Hah, yes yes! 1187 01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,100 Lithuanians? 1188 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,600 And right after I come into my house... 1189 01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:02,000 ...I instantly switch on the TV, just as Robinson did with his surviving desk. 1190 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,700 Fearing the empty flat. 1191 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,700 I must make the supper. 1192 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:14,000 Fuck, I don't have to do anything. Who said, that I have to? I don't... 1193 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,000 ...have to eat supper. 1194 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,100 I don't have to sleep. 1195 01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:19,000 And I'm making myself a supper again, for fuck's sake... 1196 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,400 Don't play there! 1197 01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,200 Stop that debauchery above me! 1198 01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:53,200 Don't make your knight feel your dandruff on his lips. 1199 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,100 "ScurvyDent Total" cleans totally. 1200 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,100 "Anti-Worm" 1201 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:14,600 Pipeos? 1202 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:16,200 Nah, dickos. 1203 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:29,000 If you break air, while being with company... 1204 01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:32,400 ...Antifarter will save you. 1205 01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:36,800 You smell nice, what is it? 1206 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,000 Dick essence. 1207 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,400 Dick essence!... 1208 01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:41,800 ...is your scent. 1209 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,400 Anus-vag-Vaginex... 1210 01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:48,400 ...is a 40% more effective exercise... 1211 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,000 ...of Kegl's muscle of labia minora... 1212 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,600 ...and anal sphincter. 1213 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,700 One, two, three, four... 1214 01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:02,000 ...five, six, seven. 1215 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:14,400 How long is this nightly smoking and switching through channels be the only thing I await by the end of the day? 1216 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:23,400 How many times have I achieved everything in my mind? 1217 01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:26,800 I have only managed not to become a communist. 1218 01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:31,200 Osteoporosis. 1219 01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:34,000 Pollakisuria... 1220 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,100 ...and no holding of the urine... 1221 01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,100 Anus bruises. 1222 01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:42,000 Prostate. 1223 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,100 And, finally, cancer... by the way... 1224 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:50,000 Prostatic cancer, anus cancer... 1225 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,900 Bladder cancer, lung cancer, and throat cancer... 1226 01:16:53,300 --> 01:16:55,000 Pancreatic cancer, and skin cancer. 1227 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,000 I'm terribly afraid of cancer. 1228 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,800 I'm afraid of everything. 1229 01:17:01,900 --> 01:17:03,400 Parkinson's disease. 1230 01:17:03,900 --> 01:17:05,400 Alzheimer's disease. 1231 01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:25,000 I'm afraid of the night. 1232 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:28,100 Or maybe that's not the reason... I can't go to bed. 1233 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:31,400 Although I'm tired and sleepy. Some kind of anxiety... 1234 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,300 ...squeezes my heart. How come? 1235 01:17:33,300 --> 01:17:35,100 Is it the end of the day? 1236 01:17:35,100 --> 01:17:37,000 Nothing more will happen today? 1237 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,200 When the evening casts its shadow, 1238 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:42,600 Before I lay down on the pillow... 1239 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,700 Here I'm offering my prayer... 1240 01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:47,600 ...to Almighty and His Son... 1241 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,100 Screw my neighbour till he's gone! 1242 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:52,700 For myself I request nothing, 1243 01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:55,200 Just as long as you can fuck him. 1244 01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:57,600 Who am I? A little Pole. 1245 01:17:59,100 --> 01:18:01,400 Petty, mean and envious. 1246 01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:04,100 My vileness describes me whole, 1247 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,000 So hereby I pray pious 1248 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:08,800 ...to God, Mary, and Son. 1249 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,800 Destroy that motherfucker. 1250 01:18:12,700 --> 01:18:14,800 My countryman, and my neighbour. 1251 01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:16,500 My enemy, this miscreant man. 1252 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,000 Make them burgle his garage... 1253 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,100 Make his woman betray him... 1254 01:18:22,100 --> 01:18:24,100 Make him lose his precious shop, 1255 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:26,500 On his head a brick should drop, 1256 01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:29,000 Make his daughter date a nigger... 1257 01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:31,400 Whatever bad things you can trigger. 1258 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:34,400 Give him cancer, give him AIDS, 1259 01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,200 This is how a Pole prays! 1260 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,100 I thought... 1261 01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:43,100 Lithuanians? 1262 01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:45,000 What Lithuanians, I thought. 1263 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:46,900 Because I didn't understand. 1264 01:18:46,900 --> 01:18:49,000 I was thinking about it all night. 1265 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,500 And then it rang a bell. 1266 01:18:50,500 --> 01:18:53,800 Where... are the Lithuanians... coming from, am I right? 1267 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:56,200 I didn't understand it at the beginning. 1268 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,000 They are coming back from a trip... 1269 01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,100 ...night trip, by the way. I thought... 1270 01:19:00,100 --> 01:19:04,000 I'll knock by, 'cause my neighbour spoke to me using poems, and I haven't even responded? 1271 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,500 Where are the Lithuanians coming from? 1272 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,400 I didn't wake you up? 1273 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,200 I was just going to bed... 1274 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,900 I thought: Lithuanians... 1275 01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:13,900 I won't make it till the morning. 1276 01:19:13,900 --> 01:19:17,400 I'll go, knock at the door, and tell him, that Lithuanians... 1277 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,000 ...are coming back from a trip. 1278 01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:22,000 Okay, Lithuanians, you've already told me about that... 1279 01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,500 I'd like to go to sleep. 1280 01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,200 Ahh, I'm sorry, but... 1281 01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:27,100 ...it wasn't me who started with those Lithuanians! 1282 01:19:27,100 --> 01:19:30,900 You're asking, where are Lithuanians coming from, so I'm responding. Isn't that, what it's all about? 1283 01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:32,600 That's good, Lithuanians. 1284 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,500 I didn't say it for a reason, fuck them. 1285 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:38,800 Well, Mister... What do you mean, fuck them? 1286 01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,300 First you start the whole thing, and then you get mad? 1287 01:19:41,900 --> 01:19:43,300 Have a good night. 1288 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:48,900 As usual I'm thinking about committing suicide. If I'm not doing it... 1289 01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:50,800 ...then maybe it's because I'm thinking of my son? 1290 01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:51,900 Because I lack courage? 1291 01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:53,800 Because I got used to it? 1292 01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:55,400 Because mom used to say: 1293 01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:56,800 You have to live on! 1294 01:19:57,300 --> 01:19:58,300 So I live. 1295 01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:01,200 A half of Tussicodin for cigarette cough. 1296 01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:05,000 The one with cross for headaches, also caused by cigarettes. 1297 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:08,000 And a half of Lerivon against black thoughts before sleep and depression. 1298 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,300 And it makes it easier to fall asleep. 1299 01:20:09,300 --> 01:20:10,400 And a half of Imovane... 1300 01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:11,400 ...for first sleep. 1301 01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,000 Add a half of Stilnox... 1302 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,800 ...to maintain that dream. 1303 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,600 Aspirin just in case. 1304 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:20,000 I advise to drink a glass of warm milk before going to sleep. 1305 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,100 Take a cold shower... 1306 01:20:21,100 --> 01:20:23,200 ...and then jump wet to the bed. 1307 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,900 No sleeping for one night. Answer the letters... 1308 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:31,600 And it will be easier to fall asleep the next night. 1309 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,400 I'd have to answer Pizza Hut or Idea. 1310 01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:38,400 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 1311 01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:42,400 Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen! 1312 01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:53,000 And a nerve pee. 1313 01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:55,000 Pro forma, to check. 1314 01:21:00,100 --> 01:21:03,000 Sounds like a galloping pony, fuck, goddamn it! 1315 01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:06,600 What the heck, have you rented a room to a pony?! 1316 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,600 Did he run away from poles? 1317 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:11,800 No, it's like a glass ball falling. 1318 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:22,000 What are you doing with that ball? Got totally childish? 1319 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:23,500 That bouncing shit... 1320 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,000 ...is jumping on my brain! 1321 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:25,800 Ball? 1322 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,800 I'm sleeping under you! 1323 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,000 Under me? 1324 01:22:21,100 --> 01:22:23,000 That's over the top, Jesus. 1325 01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:35,000 C, C, C W K, CWKS Legia! [CWKS Legia - first league football club in Warsaw] 1326 01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:01,000 My fellow traveller. 1327 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:03,900 You have built your life... 1328 01:25:03,900 --> 01:25:06,800 ...blocking, like a termite, openings to the world. 1329 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,200 And huddling... 1330 01:25:09,500 --> 01:25:11,100 ...in a cocoon of habits. 1331 01:25:11,100 --> 01:25:13,600 In a choking ritual of daily life. 1332 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:17,800 And though it kept driving you mad every day... 1333 01:25:18,500 --> 01:25:21,300 ...you slowly rose a barricade from this ritual. 1334 01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:23,000 Against all the storms... 1335 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,100 ...tides... 1336 01:25:24,100 --> 01:25:25,700 ...stars, and feelings. 1337 01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:31,800 It costs you enough efforts to keep forgetting daily about your human condition. 1338 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,800 Now the clay which had once shaped you... 1339 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:36,400 ...dried. 1340 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,200 And hardened. 1341 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:41,400 Nobody will find in you no more... 1342 01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:42,600 ...an astronaut... 1343 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:43,800 ...a musician... 1344 01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:45,600 ...an altruist... 1345 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:47,200 ...a poet... 1346 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,000 ...a man... 1347 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:53,200 ...who maybe had lived in you once.