1 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:55,078 Well, that's one more, and the last one. 2 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:21,234 - The last what? - My last trip to Coney Island. 3 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:27,509 I should hope so. I can smell hot dog for a week after I come away from that place. 4 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,670 Ooh, it hurts. 5 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:38,037 Well, it appears that our boyfriends never heard of any other place except Coney. 6 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:44,993 What do we go there for anyway? 7 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:49,676 We could get the same effect by staying at home and hitting ourselves on the head. 8 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:53,878 Honestly. I'd rather go down to some nice quiet dock 9 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,554 and watch the pile-drivers. 10 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,872 Shoot the chutes and slide the slides. 11 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,999 I'm tattooed with splinters from the back of my neck to the tip of my heels. 12 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:09,915 Me too. I've got more scars than a bullfighter. 13 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,750 I know the merry-go-round, 14 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:19,310 I know the pedigree of every wooden horse in the place. 15 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:27,118 Well, that sycamore sorrel I was riding tonight 16 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,794 never came from the bluegrass country. 17 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,553 Oh, look at 'em. Our service stripes. 18 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:35,791 Each one just another trip to Coney Island. 19 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,840 Get a load of Agnes, the third from the left. 20 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:48,153 That refrigerator salesman gave her to me. 21 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:52,677 And you remember those two Cornell freshman. Were they fresh! 22 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:57,196 Will I ever forget those two financiers? 23 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,994 They bought a car there to get home! 24 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:05,198 And you remember that fat man from St Louis? 25 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,234 And the Youngs' convention! 26 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,749 - Oh dear. - And remember that Japanese geezer? 27 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,400 And that shiners ball! 28 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,715 And then I remember two sailors! 29 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:29,831 Paper! Final Telegraph! Paper! 30 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,755 I really am most frightfully sorry. 31 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:41,799 - I should think you would be. - I look just like a mud turtle. 32 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,314 And these are our fall clothes. 33 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,709 Girls, I'll tell you what we'll do. 34 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:50,998 You come with me right away in my car and I'll get you some new ones. 35 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,830 This is another of my creations. 36 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:05,152 I want you to particularly observe that over the bodice here, 37 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:09,472 we have that... it gives it that... those sort of lines that you can't... 38 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,395 I think it's positively one of the finest, 39 00:04:12,396 --> 00:04:15,032 most adorable things I've ever created. 40 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,317 Particularly here, when you get over the... When you... 41 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:21,756 As soon as the, erm... You may go, my dear. 42 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:26,038 And I want you to... Oh, this. This is my dream dress. 43 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:30,955 You possibly observe that this one has more of the, er... It's more... 44 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,600 More than the other, of course. 45 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:39,516 And through here, I think you'll find that it's positively peachy, don't you think so? 46 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:44,230 Really. This one has more... gives you the... gives the lines of the, er... 47 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:48,670 You may go, too. 48 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,673 Oh, Mr Loder, so sweet of you to come. 49 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:57,470 I've just ruined these two ladies' dresses and I want new outfits for both of them. 50 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:01,473 What miracle of inspiration must have led you to my door? 51 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:05,155 I have some of the most adorable creations. Come. 52 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,959 I must show them to you at once. 53 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:15,276 Now I must study you. Every line, every curve... 54 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,555 You first, my dear. 55 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,713 - What's the matter? - Nothing. Nothing. 56 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:42,633 To Pierre, nothing is impossible. 57 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,752 I have... Oh, it's an inspiration. 58 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:58,718 Oh, I have just the thing. It's positively alluring. 59 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,836 Come, my dear. 60 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,840 Go get that bewitching, 61 00:06:02,841 --> 00:06:07,598 midnight blue Canton crepe with the velvet jacket. Go. 62 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,950 You're next, my dear. 63 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,993 Perfectly heavenly. 64 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:24,076 - 36 is the size. - Yes, of course. 65 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:30,833 Oh, I have just the thing. This is positively gorgeous. 66 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,309 I know that you'll positively love it. 67 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,755 Come here, my dear. 68 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:37,831 Go get that new colour combination, 69 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:42,311 the one with the transparent black velvet and the chartreuse crepe. 70 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,949 Run along, my dear. Oh, this is positively beautiful. 71 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:49,919 It clings to you with that studied carelessness. 72 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:55,950 It comes over the hips like that and gives the effect of more of a... of a... 73 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:01,035 Pardon me. 74 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:04,908 Looks like we're going to be all dressed up and no place to go. 75 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,232 What do you mean, no place to go? I'll take you two girls out any day. 76 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,834 - And bring a boyfriend for you too. - Oh, really? 77 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:15,674 - We've only Saturday afternoon off. - That's a date, then. 78 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,112 Hey, will yous dames hurry and come out of there? 79 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:23,033 You want me to lose these swell customers? 80 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,475 Well, er... where are we gonna go? 81 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:34,514 I'll spend the rest of the week thinking out someplace that's smart and original. 82 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,670 - Oh! - Marvellous! 83 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:40,591 Ladies. 84 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,511 Oh dear! 85 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,955 Aren't they precious? 86 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,594 Well, where are we going? 87 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,433 Ah, well, that's the surprise. 88 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,956 Somewhere very smart and frightfully original. 89 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,430 Come along now. Here we are. 90 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:19,031 The whole week I've been trying to think of something different to do. And there it is. 91 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:27,355 - We're going to do the whole place. - Rather! 92 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:31,513 The merry-go-rounds and the shooting-the-what-do-you-call-its... 93 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,556 Come on! 94 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,509 - Isn't this wonderful? - Marvellous! 95 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,149 I bet you'd have never have thought of coming here for an afternoon! 96 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,152 - Oh, no! - Why, you've got everything! 97 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,589 There's a shooting gallery! I used to be pretty good at that once! 98 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:06,478 Oh, look! There's a dart place. 99 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:09,199 I'm most fearfully expert at throwing darts. 100 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,396 Come on, let's have a try! 101 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,116 Come on. Let's go home. 102 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,795 We can't run out on them. They think they're giving us a swell time. 103 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:20,996 And look at the clothes he bought us! 104 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,469 What good will a lot of swell clothes do us 105 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:26,836 if we're going to have them rubbed off on the roller coaster? 106 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,912 We wouldn't have worn them if we knew we were coming here. 107 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:34,471 Those boys sure know how to pick a smart and original place 108 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,152 Oh, come on. 109 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,794 Step this way. Three darts for a quarter. 110 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,952 Be careful that Jake doesn't recognise you. 111 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:47,600 Oh, yes. 112 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:52,071 - I think you're gonna be great at this. - I know I am. You don't know me. 113 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:03,152 - Flies all over the place! - Oh, yes, aren't they horrid! 114 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,556 Well, hello, sister. 115 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,869 My goodness, you must be careful. These are dangerous. 116 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:18,511 - Stupid of me, wasn't it? - I'll show you how it's done. 117 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,915 That was close. 118 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,150 There, you see? 119 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:36,352 - 25 cents, please. - That wasn't too bad, was it? 120 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,318 Well, not so bad and not so good. 121 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:43,154 Not so good? Well, here's a wager for you. 122 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:46,516 I bet you all of that against a nickel you don't do any better. 123 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,556 You're on. 124 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:53,109 - Not with that. - Oh, yes. I like the little ones best. 125 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:07,516 - Beginner's luck. - Why, that's remarkable! 126 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,957 - For the first time, too! - They just all fell right down. 127 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,429 You certainly are clever. 128 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:21,548 I don't seem to be as good at this as I expected. 129 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,676 No, you're not so hot. 130 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,149 What do you suppose is the matter? 131 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,277 Why don't you try it with your eyes shut? 132 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:33,114 That's a capital idea! I never thought of that! 133 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,039 - Did I hit one? - No, you didn't. 134 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,753 Fun House! See the funniest things! 135 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,510 Trying to be funny in front of all these people! Cut it out! 136 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:22,035 Say, listen! That girl belongs to me! You leave your... 137 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,509 Come on, boys! 138 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:27,949 What are you trying to do? Make a monkey out of me? 139 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,117 Say, listen. Didn't I tell you that girl belongs to me? 140 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,318 The next time I catch you monkeying around, I'll... 141 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,036 Come on. Let's get out of here. 142 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:56,236 Did you see that? The most extraordinary thing. 143 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:00,518 Every time you open your arms, you seem to get them full of women. 144 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,555 Look! Come on! 145 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,153 My word! A lady in distress! 146 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:46,196 Get up! Say, didn't I tell you this was my dame? 147 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,713 Come on. 148 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,268 What do you think you're doing? 149 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,079 I'm going to knock that guy's block off. 150 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,958 - You and who else? - Me and nobody else. 151 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,996 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 152 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,076 Say, you know... 153 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:37,514 - Wasn't that great? - Can't you find somewhere else to play? 154 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,750 Why, sure. 155 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,757 - Up there. Look. - So long. 156 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,276 Come on. Let's go. 157 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,158 Hey, you can't go down here with that. 158 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,038 What do you think I'm gonna do? Leave it up here? 159 00:16:56,120 --> 00:17:00,716 - OK, but don't drop it. - I won't. It cost me a nickel. 160 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:13,669 - I'm scared to death. - You needn't be. I'll look after you. 161 00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,748 Oh dear. 162 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,752 - That was something, wasn't it? You like it? - Great! 163 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,593 - Let's try this one. - All right. Come on. 164 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,195 Just a minute. I'll get some tickets. 165 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,396 Say, what's going on here? 166 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,789 I paid a nickel for this. 167 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,789 My word. This is beginning to be a coincidence. 168 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:19,000 I say, come along. Isn't this conveyance getting kind of monotonous? 169 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:35,431 Well, this is certainly a smart and original place. 170 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,477 Just another Saturday afternoon. 171 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:45,190 Thank heavens we're staying home for a change. None of those shoot-the... 172 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,716 Come in. 173 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,350 - How do you do? - How do you do? 174 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:08,797 We thought if you girls weren't doing anything you'd like to go with us. 175 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,235 Where are you going? 176 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,515 We're going to Coney Island.