1 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,572 - All our tests show that 2 00:00:30,906 --> 00:00:33,825 he's an extremely bright child, bordering on genius. 3 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:34,785 However, as you well know, 4 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:37,996 he's both mentally and emotionally unstable. 5 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:40,165 I strongly feel that any outside emotional stimulus 6 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:43,293 could be what pushes him over the edge. 7 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:46,046 You have to be gentle, Mrs. Dornwinkle. 8 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,965 I urge you to give him trust and understanding 9 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,801 during this very difficult period. 10 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:54,429 You have a very confused little boy there. 11 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,892 However, he's a very, very sweet child. 12 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,269 Give him the trust and understanding 13 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,770 he so desperately needs. 14 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:05,816 I will, Doctor, and thank you for everything. 15 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,587 ♪ Oh, my darling ♪ 16 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,007 ♪ Please, come home ♪ 17 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:35,095 ♪ Time stands still when you're alone ♪ 18 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,600 ♪ I want you, darling ♪ 19 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:43,312 ♪ How much, you'll never know ♪ 20 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:48,442 ♪ When I hold you near me, whisper out my name ♪ 21 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:53,280 ♪ Oh, my darling ♪ 22 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,825 ♪ Can you stay and wait ♪ 23 00:01:57,159 --> 00:02:01,913 ♪ Ooh, how long, how long must I wait for you ♪ 24 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:09,421 ♪ How long, how long, must I wait ♪ 25 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:14,760 ♪ How long, how long ♪ 26 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:19,890 ♪ Must I wait for you ♪ 27 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:28,649 ♪ Remember when you left letters stained with tears ♪ 28 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:33,403 ♪ I'll wait for you forever ♪ 29 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,490 ♪ I'll wait a million years ♪ 30 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:40,369 ♪ Did you hear me say I love you ♪ 31 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:43,538 ♪ Need you, want you here ♪ 32 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:47,000 ♪ Just hold you in my arms ♪ 33 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:50,545 ♪ Won't leave you, never fear ♪ 34 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,632 ♪ Every night a romance ♪ 35 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:57,010 ♪ Every day, wake with a kiss ♪ 36 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:00,681 ♪ Come back to me, my darling ♪ 37 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:04,309 ♪ You're the one I miss ♪ 38 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:09,439 ♪ Ooh, how long, how long, must I wait for you ♪ 39 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:17,072 ♪ How long, how long, must I wait ♪ 40 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:22,160 ♪ How long, how long ♪ 41 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:25,455 ♪ Must I wait for you ♪ 42 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:03,410 ♪ When I hold you near me, whisper out your name ♪ 43 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,834 - What are you doing? 44 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,170 - Nothing, Mother. 45 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:14,421 - Oh, nothing, huh? 46 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,631 What are you looking at? 47 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:17,758 - I'm just looking through my telescope. 48 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:22,053 Oh, you're just looking through your telescope, huh? 49 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,821 Oh, you filthy, stinking pervert! 50 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,410 - Oh, Mom, please don't. 51 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:49,790 You should be in here studying, not acting like 52 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:53,376 some sexually depraved vagrant off the street. 53 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,086 How do you expect to become a scientist 54 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,131 if this is how you spend your time? 55 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,259 Women are bad, Kevin. 56 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:03,720 Women are evil. 57 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,390 Now, I don't want you looking at them, 58 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,017 I don't want you talking to them, 59 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:12,354 and I don't want you thinking about them. 60 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,147 You should be studying. 61 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,774 - But Mom! 62 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:19,194 - Don't "but Mom" me, you little nothing! 63 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,321 You're grounded for a year. 64 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,656 You're not leaving this room 65 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,783 and I'm boarding up your windows! 66 00:05:25,116 --> 00:05:26,535 - Mom, please! 67 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:29,454 - Kevin Dornwinkle, you are a failure. 68 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,623 Do you understand me? 69 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:34,459 Now, I don't want to hear you talking back to me again. 70 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:35,919 Am I understood? 71 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,674 You make me sick. 72 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,175 - Fellow scientists, 73 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:28,471 welcome to the International Physics Symposium. 74 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:31,266 As you well know, we have gathered here 75 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,978 at the request of Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle, 76 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,939 who claims his latest scientific finding 77 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:42,903 will be the greatest single discovery of the century. 78 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,989 Dr. Dornwinkle, I think I speak 79 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,909 on behalf of everyone in this room 80 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:54,039 when I admit my skepticism over your so-called breakthrough, 81 00:06:57,042 --> 00:07:01,212 but nonetheless, you have our undivided attention. 82 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,138 - Thank you, doctors. 83 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:15,101 As you know, my area of expertise 84 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,563 is the area of molecular reorganization. 85 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:23,652 Now, as a result of my years of experimentation 86 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:28,239 with the realignment of atomic particles, 87 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,450 I have not only been able 88 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:35,121 to recreate a substance within a substance, 89 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:39,918 I have been able to decreate any substance 90 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,463 via molecular reorganization. 91 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:48,593 We've all read your theories of molecular reorganization 92 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,721 in the journals, Dr. Dornwinkle, 93 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,014 but what I can't understand is 94 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:56,393 what new material are you getting at? 95 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,937 - My molecular reorganization... 96 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,650 theories, as you call them, 97 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:09,280 are about to be proven as reality before your very eyes. 98 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,746 To put it in its simplest terms, 99 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,540 I have devised a way 100 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,209 for a man 101 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:24,546 OT 3. woman 102 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,591 to become completely invisible. 103 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,018 - That's ridiculous. I don't believe that. 104 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,730 I came all the way from Belgium for such nonsense? 105 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,691 - I am so confident about my work, 106 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:52,198 that instead of injecting my serum into a pig, 107 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:59,706 I will demonstrate my serum on myself. 108 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:08,715 Feast your eyes on a miracle of modern medicine. 109 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,307 - I can still see you, Dr. Dornwinkle. 110 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:11,945 - Dornwinkle, you are a disgrace 111 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,531 to the scientific community. 112 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:18,368 Dornwinkle, you're the stupidest man I've ever seen. 113 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,670 - You want to see invisible? 114 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,380 Watch us all leave! 115 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,889 The only thing invisible about you, Dr. Dornwinkle, 116 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:40,849 is your brain! 117 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,104 - No! 118 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:47,856 No! 119 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:49,899 No! 120 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,711 - Last month, a quadruple murder 121 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,047 sent shockwaves through the scientific community 122 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,257 when Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle went berserk, 123 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:57,592 killing in cold blood 124 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,178 four of the world's top scientific minds. 125 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,638 Now, in a turn of events 126 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,932 almost as shocking as the murders themselves, 127 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,601 Dr. Dornwinkle will escape the death penalty 128 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,353 due to a psychiatrist's testimony 129 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,897 that he is mentally incapable of standing trial. 130 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,565 Dr. Dornwinkle will be committed to 131 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,984 the State Institution for the Criminally Insane, 132 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:18,321 where he will undergo extensive therapy. 133 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:22,200 And on a lighter note, navy jackets are back. 134 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,861 - Go, go! Fetch! 135 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,573 Fetch, fetch, fetch! 136 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,333 Yeah! Yeah! 137 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,502 Yeah! 138 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,180 - Well, didn't you all hear the news? 139 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:29,684 I mean, it was on TV, and my mom told me. Woke me up. 140 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,019 How did he die? 141 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,104 - Maybe he ate himself to death, huh? 142 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,230 - Yeah. 143 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,316 Sounds more like something you'd do, Gordon. 144 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,150 - Oh, ha-ha. 145 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,234 - Very funny, Joan. 146 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:41,112 Man, I can't believe Mr. Frankie is dead. 147 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,864 What a heavy trip, man. 148 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,741 - Heavy trip. - Maybe he had a heart attack. 149 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,534 He had high blood pressure, you know? 150 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,786 How would you know that he had high blood pressure? 151 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,371 - How could you not know? 152 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,749 I mean, his face was always as red as a beet. 153 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,167 - True. 154 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,793 Hey, maybe since Old Man Frankie kicked the bucket, 155 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,920 we won't have to take physics this summer. 156 00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,505 - All right, dude! 157 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,300 - How can you guys be so heartless? 158 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,260 Mr. Frankie just died 159 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:08,181 and all you care about is getting out of class. 160 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,017 - I'm not heartless. Watch. 161 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,810 - Aw. - Oh, take it home. 162 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,104 Come on. - Get a room, huh? 163 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:16,814 - All right, class. 164 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:19,609 Settle down and take your seats. 165 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,239 As your principal, it is my sad task to inform you that 166 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:29,911 Mr. Frankie, our physics teacher, died last week. 167 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,954 - Excuse me, Ms- Cello. How'd he die? 168 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,207 - Thank you for your concern, Bubba. 169 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,460 Mr. Frankie unfortunately choked to death on a sandwich. 170 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,879 - What kind of sandwich was that? 171 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,923 - A barbecue beef sandwich. 172 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,883 However, I want to assure you all that 173 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:48,429 we will continue your summer school session as scheduled. 174 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:53,226 Fortunately, we found a new teacher to replace Mr. Frankie. 175 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,061 Oh, joy. 176 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,854 Now, I would like you to meet 177 00:14:57,188 --> 00:15:00,400 your new physics teacher, Dr. Kevin Smith. 178 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,534 - Good morning, everybody. 179 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,202 - Well, Dr. Smith, I'm going to leave you 180 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,495 to mold these young minds 181 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:15,748 into the future physicists of tomorrow. 182 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,875 - Thank you, Ms. Cello. 183 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:20,837 Hello, class. 184 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:23,965 To begin, 185 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,593 I hope that 186 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,723 this class is enjoyable for everyone. 187 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,810 So let's get started. 188 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:43,234 Physics, as you know, is the poetry of the sciences. 189 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,948 Now, everything is in harmony and has reason as its basis. 190 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,411 Now, what are the four basic principles of physics? 191 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,954 Does anyone know? 192 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,216 What's your name? 193 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,176 - Vicky. 194 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,053 - Vicky, do you know 195 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:14,432 what the four basic principles of physics are? 196 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:18,603 Dairy, meats, fruits and vegetables, and grain. 197 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,981 - No, those are the four food groups. 198 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,368 Commit this to memory, because it is the essence of physics, 199 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,413 and physics is the essence of life. 200 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,000 - Is this guy for real? 201 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,629 The four basic principles of physics are... 202 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:48,841 matter, 203 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,136 energy, 204 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,182 motion 205 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,062 and force. 206 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,036 Two, four, six, eight! 207 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,121 Who do we appreciate? 208 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,415 Lions! Lions! Yeah, Lions! 209 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,253 Woo! 210 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,879 - All right, okay! 211 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:30,716 Ready! 212 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,845 Okay, we're gonna win, win, win, win, win! 213 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,722 We're gonna fight, fight! 214 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,225 Go kick that ball and kick it right! 215 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,519 Make that touchdown out of sight! 216 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,646 Out of sight. Go, team! 217 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:44,605 Woo! 218 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,568 Woo! 219 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,853 - Man, I sure wish I had a chick. 220 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,813 - Getting girls is easy, Bubba. 221 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,315 You just gotta know how to talk to them. 222 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,733 - I know what to say to them. 223 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,610 I say, "Hey, baby, you want to take 224 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,946 a psychedelic journey through time with me?" 225 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,241 Wrong. You don't say that to a '90s chick. 226 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,410 You say, "Hey, baby, you look like 227 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,747 a smart, intelligent, artistic person. 228 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,791 Now, let me shake my face between your hooters and blow." 229 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:52,673 Hey, Bubba, I think that Betty kind of likes you. 230 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:53,966 No kidding? 231 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,051 - Oh, yeah. 232 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,094 If I were you, I'd keep my eye on her. 233 00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,055 Yo, Bunny! Bleachers! 234 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,772 - Okay, girls, take five. 235 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,399 I'll be back in a few minutes. 236 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,366 - You know, every time I see you 237 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,993 bouncing up and down in that outfit, I go crazy. 238 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,288 - Chet, I love you more than anything. 239 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,462 Chet, not here. 240 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:34,298 I can't help it if I find you completely irresistible. 241 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:35,549 - You do? 242 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:36,842 - You know I do. 243 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,552 You're the only girl for me, Bunny. 244 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:39,512 - I am? 245 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,556 - You know you are. 246 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,724 Let's do it right here. Come on. 247 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:44,892 No one will see us. I promise. 248 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,310 - Are you crazy? 249 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,437 You're going to get us expelled. 250 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,648 Look, I'll meet you after school. 251 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,400 - Oh, but that's hours away. 252 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,860 - Well, think about something else. 253 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,321 I mean, it's mind over body. 254 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,116 - Okay. 255 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,493 Okay. 256 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,121 - You know, it's hard for me, too. 257 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,455 Well, personally, I think we should do it 258 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:07,665 in class in front of everybody, 259 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,333 but that's the difference between me and you. 260 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,168 - You are so terrible. 261 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:12,586 - Hey, speaking of terrible, 262 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,672 what about that teacher, Dr. Smith? 263 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,382 - God, he's such a dork. 264 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,967 I mean, anybody that passionate 265 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,302 about something as stupid as physics, 266 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,138 he's got to be a complete idiot. 267 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,140 - Yeah, I know. What a moron. 268 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,977 This guy's worse than Frankie ever was. 269 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,145 Hey, I got an idea. 270 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,604 What? 271 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,189 - This is good. 272 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:33,816 Let's drive him nuts. 273 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,943 - What you mean by nuts? 274 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,446 - Nothing serious, just some harmless fun, 275 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,531 some innocent pranks. 276 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,825 We'll all just tease him a little. 277 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:44,660 I'll get the guys, you get the girls. 278 00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:47,621 - Okay. Well, what do we do first? 279 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,124 - I'll think of something. 280 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,252 I'm starting to like this physics better already. 281 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,253 - I love you. 282 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,880 - I love you, too. 283 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,137 - Oh, God. Oh, I gotta hit the showers. 284 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,013 - Can I watch? 285 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:04,847 - Chet! 286 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,307 - What? 287 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,808 - Let's hit the showers, girls. 288 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:08,893 - Hey, watch where you're going! 289 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,979 What's he trying to say? 290 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,148 - Henry's a mute. 291 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,025 He can't say anything, can you, Henry? 292 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,527 He gives me the creeps. 293 00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,112 He's always giving us girls these weird looks. 294 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,114 - Is that true, Henry? 295 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,949 I don't care if it is or isn't. 296 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,286 Just don't come around bothering them anymore, okay? 297 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,581 - Thanks, Chet. Let's get out of here. 298 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:16,770 What are you doing? 299 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:17,730 - Nothing! 300 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,773 Nothing? 301 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,909 I dropped some change out of my pocket. 302 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,535 I was looking for it. 303 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:34,163 - Oh, I've dropped change many times. 304 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:39,084 It's funny how those blasted coins roll everywhere. 305 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,044 - Uh, yes. 306 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:44,340 I have some lesson plans to prepare. Excuse me. 307 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,009 - Oh, Dr. Smith, April's parents called me 308 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,595 and they're very concerned about her grades. 309 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:50,763 They were wondering if you would 310 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,599 give her some private tutoring in physics. 311 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:57,645 I have her address and phone number right here. 312 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:25,047 I overheard the students talking about me today. 313 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,513 I don't think they like me. 314 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,474 I'm trying so hard. 315 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,399 I've put the past behind me. 316 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,032 I have to be thankful 317 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:56,245 for the opportunities that teaching is giving me. 318 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,086 I can continue my experiments. 319 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:11,260 If only I could isolate the isotope 320 00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:14,471 responsible for my previous failures. 321 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,689 But I'm getting closer. 322 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:41,832 Okay, class. 323 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:46,170 Tomorrow, we'll continue our discussion on black holes. 324 00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:10,944 HS3. 325 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:00,160 HS3. 326 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:21,682 HS3, of course! 327 00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:44,705 I've got it now. 328 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:17,279 I have found the missing component to my serum. 329 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:23,493 HS3, of course! 330 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:30,876 Tonight is a night that will go down in history, 331 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:35,339 a night that will be long remembered. 332 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,844 2:37 am. Monday. 333 00:28:42,012 --> 00:28:44,556 June 21st. 334 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:45,515 Shh. 335 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,938 I am injecting the serum into the bunny rabbit. 336 00:28:57,611 --> 00:28:59,780 The injection is completed. 337 00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:20,342 Damn! 338 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,562 I have completely restructured my formula 339 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,023 for the decreation of the atom. 340 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:37,526 The inclusion of HS3 to the negative 341 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:40,529 was a miscalculation on my part earlier, 342 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:45,033 and I had substituted berylliox in its pure grain form. 343 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:49,162 This small yet significant change in my formula 344 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,748 should camouflage the atom within itself, 345 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:55,377 thus creating a union of matter and space. 346 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,298 Yes, this will be successful. 347 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,894 The time, 11:36 p.m., Monday, June 28th. 348 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:25,240 I am injecting the bunny rabbit with the serum. 349 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,167 Injection completed. 350 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:43,884 I am now waiting for the serum to take effect. 351 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,431 This is fantastic! 352 00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:53,310 At 11:37 and 15 seconds exactly, 353 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:57,773 the bunny rabbit is completely invisible! 354 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:02,486 Oh my God, my God, my God! I've done it! 355 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,865 This is an historic day for science. 356 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,498 God, I can't believe that I've done it, but I've done it. 357 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:15,791 I have done it. 358 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:17,459 I've done it! I've done it! 359 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:20,212 I have completed, and I've done it my way! 360 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,422 I've done it! It's done! 361 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:25,717 It's completely, completely invisible. 362 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:31,390 God, I have single-handedly... me, me, me! 363 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,392 I have single-handedly 364 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,520 changed the course of science forever. 365 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:45,028 God... and they dared to laugh at me. 366 00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:48,907 Me, the greatest scientific mind of all time! 367 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:56,790 Me, and they laughed at me, at me, at me! 368 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:00,919 I have to try it on a human being 369 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,547 to see if works on a human being. 370 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,675 I must inject myself with the serum. 371 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:11,388 I must do it immediately. There's no time to lose. 372 00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:20,439 Injection completed. 373 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,859 I will be the first human being 374 00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:26,653 to ever be completely invisible. 375 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,616 Oh, God. 376 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:35,328 I can feel my heat racing through my veins. 377 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:40,750 My heart and respiration are beating faster. 378 00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:43,628 I can feel it in my brain. 379 00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:45,547 Oh, God, I feel dizzy. 380 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:48,049 Oh, God, I can feel it working! 381 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:51,219 It worked! 382 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:56,308 It worked! 383 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,226 I'm invisible! 384 00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,186 Invisible! 385 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,033 The rabbit. 386 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:16,203 It's been exactly 10 minutes since I injected him. 387 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,079 How very interesting. 388 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:24,252 All the day's activities have been so trying. 389 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,129 I'm so tired. 390 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:28,507 I must sleep, sleep, sleep. 391 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,141 - What's the matter, Dr. Dornwinkle? 392 00:33:38,475 --> 00:33:39,768 Cat got your tongue? 393 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:50,487 - Come in. 394 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:06,127 - I love you, Dr. Dornwinkle. 395 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:07,837 Mm. 396 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,557 - Come on in, Dr. Dornwinkle. 397 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:56,428 The serum has a severe side effect on my dream state, 398 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,806 one that I'm sure is harmless, however. 399 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:05,520 However, I do feel a tremendous urge 400 00:35:06,855 --> 00:35:09,524 to re-inject myself with the serum, 401 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:14,237 an urge that can only be satiated by another injection. 402 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,338 April's parents called me 403 00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:33,465 and they're very concerned about her grades. 404 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:34,924 They were wondering if you would 405 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:37,427 give her some private tutoring in physics. 406 00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:41,097 I have her address and phone number right here. 407 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:43,767 Address and phone number right here. 408 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:47,771 I have her address and phone number right here. 409 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:38,423 - Did I startle you, Dr. Smith? 410 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:39,924 - Good morning, Vicky. 411 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:42,010 I wasn't expecting anyone until the bell. 412 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:43,803 - Well, yes. That's why I'm here. 413 00:37:44,137 --> 00:37:45,597 I needed a minute alone with you. 414 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:46,973 - Oh, wonderful. 415 00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:49,017 To go over some formulas, perhaps? 416 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,228 Well, actually, I wanted to talk about my grades. 417 00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:54,939 You see, I need an A in physics this summer 418 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,941 in order to graduate, 419 00:37:57,275 --> 00:38:00,445 and I'd be willing to do anything for an A. 420 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:03,448 - Well, Vicky, to get an A, I mean, 421 00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:07,076 all you have to do is study hard and do your homework. 422 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:08,161 Physics... 423 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:12,415 Forget the physics. Let's talk physical. 424 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:16,461 - Vicky, this is most unorthodox. 425 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,464 Well, Dr. Smith, I'm not just doing this 426 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:20,965 because I want an A. 427 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,384 I'm doing this because I want to. 428 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:26,471 - This is really unprofessional, Vicky. 429 00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:34,187 Good morning, class. 430 00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:36,064 Morning. 431 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,444 - Well, I hope everyone's well-rested. 432 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:42,654 Hey, what's up, doc? 433 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,697 I know I had a wonderful evening last night 434 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,909 and today promises to be a great day. 435 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:57,961 That was disgusting, Gordon. 436 00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,712 - Hey, thanks, doc. 437 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:03,007 And on that note, I think we will have a pop quiz. 438 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,467 How does everyone feel about that? 439 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:06,636 - What? - Aw, come on. 440 00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:08,805 You didn't tell us there was going to be a test or a quiz. 441 00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,557 Well, that's one of the privileges of being a teacher. 442 00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:12,475 I can do what I want, when I want. 443 00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:15,186 Okay, you're going to need the whole period for this. 444 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,439 You can use the formulas that are up on the blackboard. 445 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,817 And absolutely no cheating. 446 00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:23,736 Begin. 447 00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:33,556 - Yeah! 448 00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:34,766 Did you see him jump? 449 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,684 Oh, yeah. It scared the shit out of him. 450 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:50,865 - Enough! 451 00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:54,327 That was absolutely unnecessary! 452 00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,579 Turn in those tests immediately! 453 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:57,830 - Dude, we hardly got to start. 454 00:40:58,164 --> 00:40:59,999 - Don't call me dude! 455 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:01,334 Everybody fails. 456 00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:04,087 That's an automatic F for everybody! 457 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:08,466 - Jesus Christ. 458 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,551 - Is this a joke? - Jesus. 459 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,845 Attention, students. 460 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:14,889 Chet Wilson, please come to the office. 461 00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:18,059 Chet Wilson to the office, please. 462 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:21,854 - Oh, great. What did I do this time? 463 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:26,776 The rest of you, open your texts to page 81. 464 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:33,992 Come in. 465 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:37,245 - You wanted to see me, Ms. Cello? 466 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,455 - Yes, Chet. Have a seat. 467 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,961 I have your English achievement tests in front of me 468 00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:47,380 and they don't look so good. 469 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:50,508 Yeah, well, sometimes I freeze when I'm taking a test. 470 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,093 - Well, I'd be hard put 471 00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:55,388 to recommend you to a good college with these grades. 472 00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,473 - What about my football scholarship? 473 00:41:57,807 --> 00:42:00,685 - It's null and void unless I approve it. 474 00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:03,146 - But I gotta go to college. 475 00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:08,609 Well, maybe we can work out some kind of arrangement. 476 00:42:12,071 --> 00:42:13,948 - Great. I'm for a deal. 477 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,284 What do you have in mind? 478 00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:20,955 - It's lonely at the top, Chet. 479 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:25,168 Maybe I could give you some extra credit 480 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,837 for extracurricular activities. 481 00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:33,926 You mean I wouldn't have to read any more books 482 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,762 or take another test? 483 00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:38,514 - No. 484 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:43,644 All you have to do is make me feel like a woman. 485 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:45,730 - No problem. 486 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:50,193 Ms. Cello. 487 00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:55,990 Ready, okay! 488 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:57,325 Give me a K! K! 489 00:42:58,367 --> 00:42:59,994 Give me an I! I! 490 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:01,913 Give me an L! L! 491 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:04,082 Give me another L! L! 492 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,084 What's that spell! 493 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:07,293 Kill! 494 00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:08,336 Louder! 495 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:09,504 Kill! 496 00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:17,303 - Okay, girls. Let's hit the showers. 497 00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:20,723 I need one. 498 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:34,195 - Can you believe that loser, Dr. Smith, 499 00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:35,613 flunking us all on that test? 500 00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:36,739 What a jerk. - Oh, yeah. 501 00:43:37,073 --> 00:43:39,408 But anybody that wears his pants as high as he does, 502 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,285 he's gotta be a little bit off. 503 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:42,370 - Yeah. - A little off? 504 00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:43,621 I think he's a lot off. 505 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:44,455 - Come on, you guys. 506 00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:46,624 I think you're being a little too hard. 507 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,335 - Oh, come on, April! - Come on! 508 00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:51,879 I bet you he's never even been with a woman before. 509 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:53,381 I mean, what kind of woman 510 00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:55,258 would hang out with a dud like that? 511 00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:57,760 You guys aren't going to believe what I did. 512 00:43:58,094 --> 00:43:59,929 - Uh-oh! - Here it comes. 513 00:44:00,263 --> 00:44:01,681 What'd you do? 514 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:06,727 I made sicko, scumbag Dr. Smith think that I want him. 515 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:09,480 I went to the class before physics 516 00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:14,610 and I gave him the old, "|'ll do anything for an A" routine. 517 00:44:15,153 --> 00:44:15,778 Ah! 518 00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:19,073 Oh, gross! You weren't serious, were you? 519 00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:22,076 Of course not. I would never really do it with him. 520 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:24,537 I mean, I'll just go to physics every day, 521 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:26,998 early before the bell, get him really worked up, 522 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:29,959 and he'll give me an A just thinking I'm gonna do it. 523 00:44:30,293 --> 00:44:32,003 Don't you agree? 524 00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:35,047 That's great. I wish I would have thought of that. 525 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:36,507 - It only works for you, Vicky. 526 00:44:36,841 --> 00:44:38,050 - All of us cannot be so brilliant. 527 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:40,761 - Yeah, well, we'll work on it. 528 00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:53,357 I can't believe you did that. 529 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:01,782 ♪ A shower a day ♪ 530 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:07,330 I used the serum again this afternoon. 531 00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:11,417 It has the most unusual side effect. 532 00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:17,506 I was inexplicably drawn to the girls' locker room. 533 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:23,846 I watched them undress and shower. 534 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,640 I know it was wrong, 535 00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:30,645 but I just couldn't help myself. 536 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:32,647 It seems that the serum taps into 537 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:35,858 my most deep-rooted sexual fantasies. 538 00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:40,196 I can't seem to get enough. 539 00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:43,115 I just seem to want more. 540 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:44,075 - Ow! 541 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:47,495 Who pinched me? 542 00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:50,831 Nobody pinched you, Betty. Just calm down. 543 00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:54,418 - Well, it felt like somebody pinched me. 544 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:56,671 - Betty, you need a boyfriend. 545 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,175 Come on, Vicky. 546 00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:02,885 - I wrenched my shoulder. 547 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:04,053 I'm gonna stay here 548 00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:06,555 and let the hot water run on it a little longer. 549 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:08,766 I'll meet you guys later. 550 00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,612 - You disgusting degenerate. 551 00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,114 What did I tell you before, huh? 552 00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:26,617 Look, you stupid mutant! 553 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,703 I don't want to see you over here by this hole again, 554 00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:29,787 and if I ever see you over here, 555 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:31,414 I'm gonna knock the hell out of you, you understand? 556 00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:34,000 Get out of here. 557 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:55,396 You have a very confused little boy there, 558 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:59,442 one that will eventually grow up to kill a lot of women, 559 00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,694 who will be invisible when he kills them, 560 00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:04,613 who no one will be able to see, a paranoid schizophrenic. 561 00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:05,448 - No! 562 00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:07,742 - With emotional treatments, 563 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,077 a sexual deviate of the highest order, 564 00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:12,079 a man who hates women, 565 00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:15,666 someone who women will hate and hates them back, 566 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,251 someone who will enjoy... 567 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:18,210 - No, no, no! 568 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:19,962 Cutting them and eviscerating them. 569 00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:21,339 - No, get away, get away, get away! 570 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,883 Someone who has the ability and the knowledge... 571 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:24,717 - No! 572 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:25,968 - Of how to kill women 573 00:47:26,302 --> 00:47:28,637 in the most disgusting, perverted, vile way 574 00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:30,014 ever known to man. 575 00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:30,848 - No, no! 576 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,600 - You're a failure, Kevin. 577 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:33,517 - No, no! 578 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:36,812 - I'm disappointed in you. 579 00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:38,439 I hate you. 580 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:39,815 - Get away! No! 581 00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:43,361 Murderer. 582 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:44,570 No! 583 00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,133 - Get out of here, warthog! 584 00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:07,760 Get out of here, jackass. 585 00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:09,011 Get out of here, warthog! 586 00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:11,847 - Get out of here! - Get out of here. 587 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:13,808 God, that guy gives me the creeps, man. 588 00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:15,184 - Yeah, I know. 589 00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:17,561 - Check that out. 590 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:19,438 Who put Ms. Cello's number up there? 591 00:48:19,772 --> 00:48:20,398 I don't know. 592 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:21,482 - Boy, I hope that 593 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:23,943 Smith doesn't pop another quiz on us today. 594 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:26,028 - Hey, Smith will get what's coming to him 595 00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:27,696 when we keep up the torture treatment. 596 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:28,781 - I know. 597 00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:30,241 I thought he was going to have a stroke 598 00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:32,284 when we all dropped our books at the same time. 599 00:48:32,618 --> 00:48:33,369 - Well, wait 'til he sees 600 00:48:33,702 --> 00:48:34,829 what we've got in store for him today. 601 00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:36,038 - Yeah, we'll teach him 602 00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:39,250 not to give us an automatic F on our quizzes. 603 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:40,626 Hey, what do you think your grade would've been 604 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,920 if he didn't automatically flunk us? 605 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,005 - An F. It's a different kind of F. 606 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:46,715 At least I would have earned it, you know? 607 00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:49,093 - That's true. Let's get out of here. 608 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:50,344 - Let's do it. 609 00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:07,903 Vicky, how am I gonna get Chet to marry me? 610 00:49:08,237 --> 00:49:09,238 - Bunny, you have to give in 611 00:49:09,572 --> 00:49:11,490 to the poor guy once in a while. 612 00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:13,534 - I know, but he's such an exhibitionist. 613 00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:16,078 I mean, he wants to do it in the strangest places. 614 00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:21,208 Well, Gordon and I did it in the girls' locker room, 615 00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:24,003 and we did it in Henry's broom closet. 616 00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:26,130 - You are so disgusting. 617 00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:29,467 - If you want Chet to marry you, Bunny, 618 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,343 that's what you're gonna have to do. 619 00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:32,678 - Do you really think so? 620 00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:33,804 - I know so. 621 00:49:34,805 --> 00:49:36,807 - All right. Let's get out of here. 622 00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:37,933 - All right. 623 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:52,740 But Aristotle believed that the heavier an object, 624 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:54,783 the faster it would fall to the ground. 625 00:49:55,117 --> 00:49:56,660 Now, it took Galileo's experiments 626 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,747 with an inclined plane to disprove this. 627 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:00,873 However... 628 00:50:01,207 --> 00:50:03,250 - Sorry to disturb you, Dr. Smith. 629 00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:04,877 - Oh, that's quite all right. 630 00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:07,087 - May I speak to you in my office? 631 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:08,714 - Well, certainly. 632 00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:11,967 Okay, now, I expect all of you to behave while I'm gone. 633 00:50:12,301 --> 00:50:14,053 Now, during the interim, you can fill out the questions 634 00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:17,014 at the back of Chapter Eight. 635 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:59,139 What can I do for you, Ms. Cello? 636 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:05,563 Dr. Smith, you don't have a wife, do you? 637 00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:08,816 - No, I don't. 638 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:14,655 A girlfriend, perhaps? Female companion? 639 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:15,614 - No. 640 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:20,244 What is it you're getting at? 641 00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:24,915 - I'll be very blunt with you. 642 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:33,173 I find you extremely attractive. 643 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,347 We're both adults. 644 00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:46,604 I have needs. 645 00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:50,899 You have needs. 646 00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:56,238 It's lonely at the top. 647 00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:58,782 Do you understand me? 648 00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:03,162 - I think I understand. 649 00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:04,121 - Good. 650 00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:18,761 Ms. Cello, please. 651 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:20,596 - What's wrong? 652 00:52:20,929 --> 00:52:23,641 - I just don't think this is right. 653 00:52:26,352 --> 00:52:27,102 I'm sorry. 654 00:52:30,356 --> 00:52:32,608 - You're not going anywhere. 655 00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:39,948 I found this in your desk. 656 00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:45,788 I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but it has. 657 00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:48,082 I want you out of this school and out of this town. 658 00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:51,543 I'm calling the police as soon as you leave this office! 659 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:55,172 Operator, connect me with the police department. 660 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,049 You're a fool, Smith. 661 00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:13,565 Ever since I was in grade school, 662 00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:18,112 I wanted to do this to a principal. 663 00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:48,243 He who laughs last... 664 00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:55,292 laughs best. 665 00:55:05,177 --> 00:55:06,220 And now the news. 666 00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:08,347 The search still continues for Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle, 667 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:11,308 internationally respected scientist and escaped killer. 668 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:12,184 Dornwinkle, who escaped... 669 00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:14,269 God, I hate the news, man. 670 00:55:14,603 --> 00:55:16,647 - Me too. Who cares about the news? 671 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,440 It's for squares. 672 00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:22,361 Now you're starting to talk my language, babe. 673 00:55:22,694 --> 00:55:23,612 - Oh, Bubba. 674 00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:24,738 - Oh, Betty. 675 00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:27,866 I've wanted to do this for so long. 676 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,243 - Me too. 677 00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:30,577 - Oh, I want you. 678 00:55:30,911 --> 00:55:31,537 I've wanted to do this... 679 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:32,621 - Oh, me too. 680 00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:33,914 - For so long. 681 00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:38,252 I don't know! Somethings got my hand! 682 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:39,753 I can't! I can't! 683 00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:40,879 Stop! Stop! 684 00:55:41,213 --> 00:55:41,755 Stop! 685 00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:43,048 Betty, get it off me! 686 00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:44,007 - Oh my God! 687 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:45,300 What's happening? - Betty! 688 00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:46,260 Betty! 689 00:55:48,637 --> 00:55:49,972 Lunch time! 690 00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:03,694 Don't talk with your mouth full. 691 00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:18,417 I told you, don't call me dude. 692 00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:21,169 - Oh my God, Bubba! 693 00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:23,046 Oh, what's going on? 694 00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:32,848 Come here, you little brat. 695 00:56:33,181 --> 00:56:34,850 Oh, you're taking a trip? 696 00:56:35,183 --> 00:56:36,476 See you next fall! 697 00:56:41,773 --> 00:56:44,943 Torpedoes away! 698 00:56:45,277 --> 00:56:47,905 I think I'd like to hose you down. 699 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:17,601 Nobody likes a goody-goody. 700 00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:31,740 - Hm. 701 00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:36,453 I think I need a breast job. 702 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,664 No, don't you know? I mean, small breasts are in. 703 00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:40,540 I read it in Vogue. 704 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:42,918 - What do you think about my butt? 705 00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:44,211 Do you think it's too big? 706 00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:45,504 - April, you're a stick. 707 00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:46,630 Oh, bologna. 708 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:50,217 - Oh, did I tell you? 709 00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:52,678 Betty told me that Gordon's cousin is a fag. 710 00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:53,929 Can you believe it? 711 00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:54,888 - No way! 712 00:57:55,847 --> 00:57:56,598 Ah! - Ew! 713 00:57:58,600 --> 00:57:59,726 Can't a girl get a little privacy in here? 714 00:58:00,060 --> 00:58:03,146 - Let's just leave. Let's go to lunch. 715 00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:09,778 - Wow, it's so quiet in here. 716 00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:11,446 - Yeah. Kind of eerie, huh? 717 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:12,656 - No kidding. 718 00:58:15,951 --> 00:58:17,661 God damn it. 719 00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:20,288 Who would lock the doors in the middle of the day? 720 00:58:20,622 --> 00:58:21,665 What if there's a fire'? 721 00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:25,293 - I don't know. Let's go to the side door. 722 00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:31,091 What's that in the middle of the hall? 723 00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:32,592 Oh my God, April, look! 724 00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:35,303 - Oh my God. - It's Betty! 725 00:58:35,637 --> 00:58:37,014 She's dead! 726 00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:05,709 - Oh, Dr. Smith, thank God you're here! 727 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:06,918 - What's the matter, girls? 728 00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:08,295 You look like you've seen a ghost. 729 00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:10,255 - It's worse. It's much worse. 730 00:59:10,589 --> 00:59:12,174 Now, just calm down and tell me what happened. 731 00:59:12,507 --> 00:59:13,425 - Well, all the doors are locked, 732 00:59:13,759 --> 00:59:15,343 and Betty, she's dead in the hall. 733 00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:16,720 - Dead? Now, what do you mean, dead? 734 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:17,804 - She's dead! She's dead! 735 00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:19,639 She's got a fire hose wrapped around her neck! 736 00:59:19,973 --> 00:59:21,850 - A fire hose? That's very strange. 737 00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:22,768 - Strange? 738 00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:25,437 God, you got to get us out of here! You have to help us! 739 00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:27,773 The office, we'll go to the office and call the police. 740 00:59:28,106 --> 00:59:28,732 - No! 741 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:31,443 Now, let's be level-headed about this. 742 00:59:31,777 --> 00:59:32,986 I don't want you running around in the hallways 743 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,739 if there's a murderer loose! 744 00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:37,616 I'll go to the office and call the authorities. 745 00:59:37,949 --> 00:59:39,826 You just stay calm and stay here. 746 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,286 - Okay, okay, please hurry. 747 00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:44,039 Thank you. - Hurry, okay? 748 00:59:44,372 --> 00:59:46,500 - Now, just stay calm. I'll be right back. 749 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:48,085 - Please, hurry. Please, hurry. 750 00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:49,961 I still think we shouldn't wait here 751 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:51,463 like a couple of sitting ducks. 752 00:59:51,797 --> 00:59:52,714 I think we should leave now! 753 00:59:53,048 --> 00:59:56,843 - No, no. Let's just do as Dr. Smith said. 754 00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:58,929 We can't lose our heads. 755 00:59:59,262 --> 01:00:00,639 There's a killer out there in the hallway. 756 01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:04,101 We'll just calm down and wait for Dr. Smith to come back. 757 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:05,727 He'll know what to do. 758 01:00:06,061 --> 01:00:07,854 - Oh, God. Betty was so young. 759 01:00:08,188 --> 01:00:09,064 I can't believe it. 760 01:00:09,397 --> 01:00:12,984 I know, so are we, so let's not do anything crazy. 761 01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:14,152 - You're right. 762 01:00:14,486 --> 01:00:16,613 Help is on the way, girls. 763 01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,824 - Oh, thank God, Doctor... 764 01:00:19,157 --> 01:00:21,284 Did you hear Dr. Smith's voice? 765 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,036 - I thought so. 766 01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:24,454 - God, this gives me the creeps. 767 01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:25,914 Maybe we should get out of here. 768 01:00:26,248 --> 01:00:27,207 - We gotta go. 769 01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:30,168 Oh my God, how could this door have gotten locked? 770 01:00:30,502 --> 01:00:32,754 I don't know, April. SOmething's going on. 771 01:00:33,088 --> 01:00:33,588 - Shoot. 772 01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:39,261 Oh, sweet Jesus! What's happening? 773 01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:40,387 Oh my God! 774 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,931 Where is it? Who did that? 775 01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:49,229 Who's doing that? 776 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:16,298 Move it or lose it. 777 01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:24,973 - April, help me! 778 01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:26,600 Help me! 779 01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:27,684 Help! 780 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:34,816 - Stop! 781 01:01:35,150 --> 01:01:36,735 Come here! I've got something to show you! 782 01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:38,278 - April, help me! 783 01:01:39,905 --> 01:01:40,655 - Stop! 784 01:01:40,989 --> 01:01:42,282 Come on. Don't be afraid. 785 01:01:45,076 --> 01:01:47,370 - Let me go, let me go! - Stop! 786 01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:49,164 - No, no! 787 01:01:49,497 --> 01:01:51,124 Come on, come on, here you go! 788 01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:53,376 Get a close look! 789 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:54,836 - Stop it! Joan! 790 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,643 Say aah! Say aah! 791 01:02:24,908 --> 01:02:29,788 ♪ I love to go swimming with bow-legged women ♪ 792 01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:44,010 Yoo-hoo, over here! 793 01:02:45,470 --> 01:02:46,221 Boo! 794 01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:53,853 Over here! 795 01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:57,232 - Yoo-hoo! 796 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:07,575 Over here. 797 01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:46,865 - You played great today. 798 01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:48,408 I couldn't believe it. - Well, thank you. 799 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:50,118 - I was impressed. - You did too. 800 01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:52,287 - Hey, where is everybody, anyway? 801 01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:54,205 I don't know, but I'm gonna go take a quick shower 802 01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:56,624 and I'll meet you back in 10 minutes. 803 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:57,834 - Can I come watch? 804 01:03:58,168 --> 01:03:58,877 - Oh, gosh. 805 01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:26,696 ♪ The rain, the rain, the rain ♪ 806 01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:30,658 ♪ Puts the fear of God in my brain ♪ 807 01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:34,746 ♪ The light rips through the sky at night ♪ 808 01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:39,584 ♪ From each side ♪ 809 01:04:39,918 --> 01:04:42,629 ♪ And the sound, the sound, the sound, the sound ♪ 810 01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:47,759 ♪ Puts the fear of God in my heart and my mind ♪ 811 01:05:10,615 --> 01:05:13,159 ♪ Infinite grace ♪ 812 01:05:13,493 --> 01:05:14,452 - Who's there? 813 01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:16,955 Is anyone here? 814 01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:30,009 ♪ Nothing changed and the fear of God ♪ 815 01:05:30,343 --> 01:05:32,011 - Gordy, is that you? 816 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:57,620 - Hey, Vicky! 817 01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:01,875 Vicky! 818 01:06:05,587 --> 01:06:06,337 Vicky! 819 01:06:12,677 --> 01:06:13,511 Vicky? 820 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,558 Vicky, where are you? 821 01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:21,352 God, I'm always looking for you. 822 01:06:29,444 --> 01:06:30,195 Vicky? 823 01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:35,992 Vicky? 824 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:37,619 Oh my God! 825 01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:41,498 Jesus Christ! 826 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:49,964 Help! Oh, Jesus Christ! 827 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,344 What the hell? 828 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:56,721 Oops, not that way. 829 01:06:57,055 --> 01:06:57,972 Not that way. 830 01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:06,397 ♪ What you don't know won't hurt you ♪ 831 01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:08,316 ♪ But what you don't see might kill ♪ 832 01:07:08,650 --> 01:07:10,527 ♪ There's a maniac on the streets at night ♪ 833 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:12,987 ♪ Looking for some kind of thrill ♪ 834 01:07:13,321 --> 01:07:15,615 Nuh-uh, not that way, either! 835 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:19,869 ♪ He's a cold-blooded killer with an attitude ♪ 836 01:07:20,203 --> 01:07:21,079 ♪ And he's really out of sight ♪ 837 01:07:21,412 --> 01:07:22,497 Where are you going? Where are you going? 838 01:07:22,830 --> 01:07:24,749 ♪ 'Cause he's invisible, man of destruction ♪ 839 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,584 ♪ Don't you know he got a one-track mind ♪ 840 01:07:26,918 --> 01:07:28,545 ♪ Invisible, he's a smooth operator ♪ 841 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:29,504 ♪ And he's gonna take his own sweet time. ♪ 842 01:07:29,837 --> 01:07:31,339 You missed. Missed again. 843 01:07:31,673 --> 01:07:32,632 ♪ He's invisible ♪ 844 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:35,301 Damn! Damn! 845 01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:38,555 ♪ Invisible, he got a bad reputation ♪ 846 01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:39,806 Wrong turn. 847 01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,601 Missed, missed, missed, missed! 848 01:07:45,019 --> 01:07:45,603 - Let go! 849 01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:47,105 Come here. 850 01:07:47,438 --> 01:07:47,939 I got you. 851 01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,816 Ooh, watch your head. 852 01:07:51,234 --> 01:07:53,570 Oof, did you take a fall? 853 01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:58,324 Missed! - Where are you? 854 01:08:03,871 --> 01:08:05,748 ♪ Better lock your windows and your doors ♪ 855 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:08,084 ♪ And stay inside tonight ♪ 856 01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:10,128 ♪ Because there's evil in the frozen air ♪ 857 01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:12,171 ♪ With a wicked appetite ♪ 858 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:14,632 Whoa! Not so fast! 859 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:16,884 - What the fuck? 860 01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:19,262 I You can always see right through him I 861 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:21,264 ♪ As if he wasn't there ♪ 862 01:08:21,598 --> 01:08:23,474 A swing and a miss, and a swing and a miss. 863 01:08:26,311 --> 01:08:27,937 ♪ Invisible, he's a smooth operator ♪ 864 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:28,896 Watch your head. 865 01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:30,690 ♪ And he's gonna take his own sweet time ♪ 866 01:08:31,024 --> 01:08:32,984 ♪ Invisible, and if you don't believe it ♪ 867 01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:34,736 ♪ I think you're gonna change your mind ♪ 868 01:08:35,069 --> 01:08:36,195 ♪ Invisible, he got a bad reputation ♪ 869 01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:38,573 - Come on, you son of a bitch! 870 01:08:42,285 --> 01:08:43,286 I give up! I give UP! 871 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:45,121 No, nobody gives up. 872 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:46,205 - Okay, I give up! 873 01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:04,766 Basic law of physics! 874 01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:07,185 What goes up must come down. 875 01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:25,286 - Come on. The coast is clear. 876 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:28,915 This is Ms. Cello's office. What if she walks in? 877 01:09:29,248 --> 01:09:30,041 - She won't. 878 01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:33,795 - Chet, this is so dangerous. 879 01:09:34,128 --> 01:09:34,837 - Remember. 880 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:39,467 Without risk, there can be no love. 881 01:10:04,283 --> 01:10:09,205 ♪ You seem like someone I know ♪ 882 01:10:09,831 --> 01:10:14,752 ♪ You are familiar to me ♪ 883 01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:19,674 ♪ You've got a song on your heart ♪ 884 01:10:20,007 --> 01:10:24,804 ♪ The melody of the nightingale is you ♪ 885 01:10:27,432 --> 01:10:32,353 ♪ I've known you somewhere before ♪ 886 01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:37,984 ♪ Now I want to know you some more ♪ 887 01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:42,572 ♪ You've got a song on your heart ♪ 888 01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:47,702 ♪ The melody of the nightingale is you ♪ 889 01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:55,001 ♪ Each day is a wonder ♪ 890 01:10:55,334 --> 01:11:00,256 ♪ Each night is a lifetime ♪ 891 01:11:01,674 --> 01:11:06,179 ♪ Each dream passing through my mind ♪ 892 01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:11,309 ♪ Feels like someone loving me ♪ 893 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:17,190 ♪ Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah ♪ 894 01:11:19,984 --> 01:11:23,821 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 895 01:11:27,575 --> 01:11:29,535 You know, we really shouldn't be doing this in school. 896 01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:31,496 I mean, it's so risky. 897 01:11:31,829 --> 01:11:34,081 - Yeah, but that's what makes it more fun. 898 01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:36,876 - You're such a daredevil, Chet. 899 01:11:39,462 --> 01:11:40,213 Chet? 900 01:11:41,172 --> 01:11:41,923 - Yeah? 901 01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:46,427 - When are you gonna ask me to marry you? 902 01:11:46,761 --> 01:11:49,180 Oh, come on. Don't go getting any bright ideas, Bunny. 903 01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:51,224 I'm not ready for marriage yet. 904 01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:53,810 - Yeah, but we're in love. 905 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,937 - Yeah, and let's keep it that way. 906 01:11:56,270 --> 01:11:57,480 I mean, my parents got married in high school, 907 01:11:57,814 --> 01:11:59,023 and now they're divorced. 908 01:11:59,357 --> 01:12:01,484 - That would never happen to us. 909 01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:05,446 That's what they said and now they hate each other. 910 01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:06,697 We're in love. 911 01:12:07,782 --> 01:12:10,451 Let's just take it nice and easy. 912 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,371 - All right. 913 01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:15,706 You're so sensible. 914 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:19,001 I guess that's why I love you so much. 915 01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:23,256 Come on. Let's get dressed before Ms. Cello comes back. 916 01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:24,215 - Okay. 917 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:42,043 I'll be right back. I gotta get my sweater, okay? 918 01:13:42,376 --> 01:13:44,003 - All right. Hurry up. 919 01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:47,423 Girls. 920 01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:12,865 - No, Chet! 921 01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:18,079 Chet, come quick! 922 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:23,042 - What is it? What? 923 01:14:23,376 --> 01:14:24,043 Jesus Christ. 924 01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:26,420 - Who could have done this? 925 01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:29,674 - Henry. Henry did it. 926 01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:30,675 I thought he was crazy, 927 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:33,010 but I never thought he'd go this far. 928 01:14:33,344 --> 01:14:35,388 God, this is horrible. 929 01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:38,057 Let's get out of here. 930 01:14:44,730 --> 01:14:45,856 - Oh, no! 931 01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:46,691 Oh, Chet! 932 01:14:48,442 --> 01:14:51,487 Oh my God! Please, Chet, do something! 933 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:54,865 I'll do something. I'll kill this son of a bitch. 934 01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:09,296 Ah, my arm! 935 01:15:09,630 --> 01:15:10,881 Somebody's got my arm! 936 01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:12,091 Son of a bitch! 937 01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:13,592 Pick on somebody your own size! 938 01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:14,844 - Oh my God, Chet! 939 01:15:15,177 --> 01:15:16,804 Oh, so you want to get into the act? 940 01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:19,890 - Help me! There's somebody on top of me! 941 01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:23,394 - Bunny, get up! 942 01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:24,603 - There's somebody on top of me! 943 01:15:24,937 --> 01:15:26,772 - Come on! There's nothing on top of you! 944 01:15:27,106 --> 01:15:29,025 - Help! Get him off of me! 945 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:30,860 - There's nothing on top of you! Get up! 946 01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:54,341 Oh, come on. You swing like a girl. 947 01:15:54,675 --> 01:15:55,718 Missed, missed! 948 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:00,514 Oh, my nose! 949 01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:05,311 - Chet, over there! 950 01:16:05,644 --> 01:16:06,854 That's his blood! 951 01:16:10,983 --> 01:16:12,151 - Come on! 952 01:16:12,485 --> 01:16:13,694 Come on! 953 01:16:16,781 --> 01:16:17,573 - Oh my God. 954 01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:19,575 - Come on! 955 01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:32,129 Die! Die, you son of a bitch! 956 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:33,547 Die! 957 01:16:33,881 --> 01:16:35,549 Die, die! - Chet, look! 958 01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:36,509 - What? 959 01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:44,475 - Mr. Smith? 960 01:16:45,976 --> 01:16:50,356 'Tis I, your friendly neighborhood invisible maniac. 961 01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:51,524 — But why? 962 01:16:51,857 --> 01:16:52,483 - Why not? 963 01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:56,737 Damn! No more serum! 964 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:16,465 - No! 965 01:17:17,758 --> 01:17:18,384 No! 966 01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:51,000 The serum has brought out the best and the worst in me. 967 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,669 Ah, the beauty of being invisible. 968 01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:58,799 Neurotransmitters firing nothing by pure sexual energy. 969 01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:01,886 I've never felt stronger, 970 01:18:02,219 --> 01:18:04,221 but it's time to move on. 971 01:18:04,555 --> 01:18:06,265 Too many nubile, young students 972 01:18:06,599 --> 01:18:11,061 who haven't had a chance to meet the irresistible Dr. Smith. 973 01:18:38,589 --> 01:18:39,798 Chet, you're still alive. 974 01:18:40,132 --> 01:18:43,135 - How astute of you, Dr. Dornwinkle. 975 01:18:43,469 --> 01:18:44,970 - How did you know my last name? 976 01:18:45,304 --> 01:18:47,348 - I read it in the funny papers. 977 01:18:47,681 --> 01:18:49,558 - Life lesson number one. 978 01:18:51,268 --> 01:18:53,771 Never believe everything you read in the newspapers. 979 01:18:54,104 --> 01:18:55,689 - Thanks for the tip! 980 01:18:56,023 --> 01:18:57,316 Now, prepare to die. 981 01:18:57,650 --> 01:18:59,485 - Life lesson number two. 982 01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:02,488 Never threaten the invisible maniac. 983 01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:16,293 Ha! 984 01:19:23,342 --> 01:19:25,552 - Where are you, you jerk? 985 01:19:25,886 --> 01:19:27,054 Come out! 986 01:19:27,388 --> 01:19:28,764 Over here, football star! 987 01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:30,432 - Die, you invisible jerk! 988 01:19:36,438 --> 01:19:37,773 Surprise! 989 01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:50,953 Here, let me give you a hand. 990 01:19:57,293 --> 01:19:58,502 No! No! 991 01:19:58,836 --> 01:19:59,920 Don't touch that! 992 01:20:00,254 --> 01:20:00,754 No! 993 01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:05,801 No! 994 01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:07,886 Get over here! 995 01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:12,850 God damn it. 996 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:19,648 Come on! 997 01:20:19,982 --> 01:20:21,150 Get over here! 998 01:20:21,483 --> 01:20:22,818 Get over here. - Come on and fight me! 999 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:24,486 - Where are you? - Come on! Fight me! 1000 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:25,654 Where are you? 1001 01:20:33,454 --> 01:20:34,121 Open up! Police! 1002 01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:35,414 Come here! Where are you? 1003 01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:36,373 Open up! 1004 01:20:36,707 --> 01:20:37,374 Open the door right now, or we'll break it down! 1005 01:20:37,708 --> 01:20:38,751 Fight me! Come on! 1006 01:20:39,084 --> 01:20:40,210 Police! Open up! 1007 01:20:40,544 --> 01:20:41,378 Police! Open up! 1008 01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:56,518 - Holy Jesus. Look at that. 1009 01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:59,188 - It looks like this is the place. 1010 01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:00,939 - Looks like Dornwinkle saved this city 1011 01:21:01,273 --> 01:21:03,067 a long, expensive trial. 1012 01:21:04,318 --> 01:21:05,861 - That anonymous tip paid off. 1013 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,112 - Sure did. 1014 01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:09,365 - Dornwinkle, you bastard. 1015 01:21:09,698 --> 01:21:10,407 Why didn't you think of doing this 1016 01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:12,910 before you killed all those kids? 1017 01:21:13,243 --> 01:21:16,038 What would make somebody blow their head off like that? 1018 01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:38,811 Station 2, this is 3 Charles. 1019 01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:40,604 We've got a suicide. 1020 01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:09,591 - Good evening. 1021 01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:12,261 I'm Tammy Edwards and here's our top story tonight. 1022 01:22:12,594 --> 01:22:14,179 Dr. Kevin Dornwinkle, the noted scientist 1023 01:22:14,513 --> 01:22:15,806 who recently escaped from 1024 01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:17,975 the State Institution for the Criminally Insane, 1025 01:22:18,308 --> 01:22:21,228 committed suicide today in a bizarre turn of events. 1026 01:22:21,562 --> 01:22:23,188 Under the alias of Dr. Kevin Smith, 1027 01:22:23,522 --> 01:22:24,606 Dornwinkle taught summer physics 1028 01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:26,358 to a group of high school students 1029 01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:28,360 before systematically killing them off, 1030 01:22:28,694 --> 01:22:31,488 one by one, along with the principal, Carmelita Cello. 1031 01:22:31,822 --> 01:22:33,699 Dornwinkle's final murder was his own 1032 01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:35,451 by fatal gunshot to the face. 1033 01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:36,243 Dornwinkle was... 1034 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:00,851 ♪ What you don't know won't hurt you ♪ 1035 01:23:01,185 --> 01:23:02,978 ♪ But what you don't see might kill ♪ 1036 01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:05,272 ♪ There's a maniac on the streets at night ♪ 1037 01:23:05,606 --> 01:23:07,441 ♪ Looking for some kind of thrill ♪ 1038 01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:11,612 ♪ He don't cast no reflections or shadows in the night ♪ 1039 01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:14,239 ♪ He's a cold-blooded killer with an attitude ♪ 1040 01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:17,784 ♪ And he's really out of sight, 'cause he's invisible ♪ 1041 01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:18,869 ♪ Man of destruction ♪ 1042 01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:21,038 ♪ Don't you know he got a one-track mind ♪ 1043 01:23:21,371 --> 01:23:23,332 ♪ Invisible, he's a smooth operator ♪ 1044 01:23:23,665 --> 01:23:25,584 ♪ And he's gonna take his own sweet time ♪ 1045 01:23:25,918 --> 01:23:27,669 ♪ Invisible, and if you don't believe it ♪ 1046 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:29,796 ♪ I think you're gonna change your mind ♪ 1047 01:23:30,130 --> 01:23:32,257 ♪ Invisible, he got a bad reputation ♪ 1048 01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:34,426 ♪ If you want him to, he can rock your brain ♪ 1049 01:23:58,158 --> 01:24:00,536 ♪ Better lock your windows and your doors ♪ 1050 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:02,496 ♪ And stay inside tonight ♪ 1051 01:24:02,829 --> 01:24:04,831 ♪ Because there's evil in the frozen air ♪ 1052 01:24:05,165 --> 01:24:07,000 ♪ With a wicked appetite ♪ 1053 01:24:07,334 --> 01:24:11,380 ♪ His mode is not transparent, but he don't really care ♪ 1054 01:24:11,713 --> 01:24:13,882 ♪ You can always see right through him ♪ 1055 01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:17,302 ♪ As if he wasn't there, 'cause he's invisible. ♪ 1056 01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:18,512 ♪ Man of destruction ♪ 1057 01:24:18,845 --> 01:24:20,931 ♪ Don't you know he got a one-track mind ♪ 1058 01:24:21,265 --> 01:24:23,100 ♪ Invisible, he's a smooth operator ♪ 1059 01:24:23,433 --> 01:24:25,018 ♪ And he's gonna take his own sweet time ♪ 1060 01:24:25,352 --> 01:24:27,312 ♪ Invisible, and if you don't believe it ♪ 1061 01:24:27,646 --> 01:24:29,648 ♪ I think you're gonna change your mind ♪ 1062 01:24:29,982 --> 01:24:31,817 ♪ Invisible, he got a bad reputation ♪ 1063 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:34,111 ♪ If you want him to, he can rock your brain ♪ 1064 01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:41,076 No, no! 1065 01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:26,371 ♪ Yes, he's invisible ♪ 1066 01:25:26,705 --> 01:25:30,709 ♪ Man of destruction, don't you know he got a one-track mind ♪