1 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,867 My leg! My leg! 2 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,170 My leg! 3 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:55,376 My leg! 4 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,247 Okay. My leg! 5 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:02,082 My leg! 6 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:08,722 My leg! 7 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,825 My leg! My leg! 8 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,827 My leg! 9 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:17,498 My leg!Aaah! 10 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:27,174 Th... That's me! 11 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,711 What the hell's going on? 12 00:04:37,978 --> 00:04:39,747 It's time to return. 13 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,522 Look into his eyes. 14 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,550 I can't believe it. 15 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,820 MAN: Listen. 16 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,088 In almost all instances, 17 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:24,224 coronary occlusion results from arteriosclerosis, 18 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,093 a degenerative disease of the arteries 19 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:29,129 caused by development of fatty fibrotic deposits 20 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,131 in the arterial wall. 21 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,933 The endothelial cell damage 22 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,902 in the inside surface of the artery 23 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:37,805 causes a two-fold effect, 24 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,507 so the smooth muscle cells 25 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:41,575 lying deep in the endothelium 26 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,677 start to multiply and protrude 27 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,846 against the endothelium cell lining. 28 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:48,081 Fatty substances begin to deposit 29 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,517 around the muscle cells, 30 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,952 causing development of a fibrotic lesion. 31 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:55,556 Now, when the aortic or pulmonary arteries 32 00:05:55,623 --> 00:05:56,724 are obstructed, 33 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:57,891 you're into the area 34 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,827 of myocardiac infarctions 35 00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:01,261 or neurosis of the myocardium. 36 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:02,830 Got it, Chris? Yeah. 37 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:04,364 It sounds more difficult than it is. 38 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:06,700 Let's go over it again. 39 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,001 No, I think I understand. 40 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,503 When the aortic or pulmonary arteries 41 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:10,904 are obstructed, 42 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,272 you're into the area 43 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:14,007 of myocardiac infarctions or-- 44 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,075 Dad... 45 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,176 I got it. 46 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:17,911 Chris, you can't "get" anything. 47 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,147 You have to know it. 48 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:21,915 What would the faculty at Northwestern say? 49 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,551 Dad, I'm in the 12th grade. 50 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,586 When I was your age, I was in my second... 51 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:29,256 year at Oxford. Year at Oxford. 52 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:32,092 Angiocratic menosis... 53 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,127 There's nothing that fascinates me more 54 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:35,596 than the human body, 55 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:38,098 and no part of the human body is quite as mysterious 56 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,534 and wondrous as the heart, 57 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,002 so let's start with the aorta, 58 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,337 and work our way through the entire system... 59 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,739 uh... 60 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,875 by which blood is distributed 61 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,009 through the body. 62 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,410 Damn! 63 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:57,250 Uh... uh... 64 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:59,520 but when the aortic or pulmonary arteries 65 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:00,921 are obstructed, 66 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:03,423 you're into the area of myocar-- 67 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,235 Riveting. 68 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,109 Dr. Hammond. 69 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,611 Dr. Hartwood on four. 70 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,405 This is Mr. Racine. 71 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,574 He's 47. 72 00:07:53,641 --> 00:07:54,642 Two days ago, he underwent 73 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,743 an aortic valve replacement. 74 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,811 How are you feeling today, Mr. Racine? 75 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,279 I don't know, doc. 76 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,114 My right leg kinda hurts and I'm burning up. 77 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,283 Mr. Racine has a low-grade fever 78 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,753 and is exhibiting tenderness 79 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,655 in his lower right calf. 80 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,122 Undoubtedly phlebitis. 81 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,158 In su-- 82 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,392 In such cases, 83 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,562 an anticoagulant is prescribed. 84 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:15,929 For such minor incidents as this, 85 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,130 I would suggest-- 86 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,766 75 milligrams of Synkavite. 87 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,934 Very good, Dr. Spellner, 88 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,403 but as death is not our objective here, 89 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,372 I would suggest 10 milligrams 90 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:26,774 of Coumadin. 91 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,480 Hernia. 92 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:34,748 It's all in the chart. 93 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:36,183 Uh, that rectangular thing 94 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:37,317 that Dr. O'Donald 95 00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,686 is presently fondling. 96 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,287 Let's go. 97 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,889 Dr. Larkin, hospital policy prohibits the treatment 98 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,123 of patients without medical insurance-- 99 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,524 This gentleman doesn't give a rat's ass 100 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:45,926 about hospital policy, and neither do I. 101 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,160 A hospital's a place 102 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,195 where people come to get well. 103 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,997 Um, scurry on. I'll catch up. 104 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,464 I know you think only rich people should get sick, 105 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,933 but it just doesn't work that way. 106 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,868 I'm sorry, Dr. Larkin, but there's nothing I can do. 107 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,837 Oh, for Christ's sake. Put him in there for me. 108 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,471 Keep shouting. There's a few patients you haven't disturbed. 109 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,373 I've got a man here complaining of chest pains. 110 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,109 He's got to be admitted right away. 111 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,510 She's got a man with no insurance. 112 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,178 I don't know where she keeps finding them. 113 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,279 Send him to County. 114 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:07,848 There you have it. What? 115 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,049 You know what the policy is. 116 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,250 No insurance-- Policy, shmolicy! 117 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,585 This man needs medical attention. 118 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,820 Remember how to do that, Jack? 119 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,321 You used to. 120 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,956 You used to be the best surgeon in this city. 121 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,025 Still am. Send him to County. 122 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,526 Good morning, all. 123 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:20,894 What seems to be the problem? 124 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,930 Oh, money and my patient's lack of it. 125 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,898 Dr. Larkin, if you want to carry this crusade any further. 126 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,334 bring it up again at the board meeting. 127 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,736 An have them kick my ass again? 128 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,170 If the shoe fits. 129 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,305 Mind if I join you on rounds, Jack? 130 00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:33,841 No. 131 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,075 Sorry. 132 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,409 County will treat you fine. 133 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,181 Chris, I thought it was a great speech. 134 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,515 It started out about the heart 135 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,685 and ended up being about the brain... damage. 136 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,086 Oh, wait, there she is. 137 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,855 There she is, man. Lori 138 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,389 Shh, shh. Where, where? 139 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:51,358 All right, man. Now, all I have to do is ask her. 140 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,760 Well, you could split up the tickets 141 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,461 and give her one, and when she goes, 142 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:55,863 she'll be sitting right next to you, 143 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,130 and then let the fun begin. 144 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,132 No, she is great. She is so great. 145 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,134 No, I can't do it. No. I'm selling the tickets. 146 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,703 You can do it. You can do it. 147 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,938 Just walk up to her, look her right in the eye, 148 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,539 and say, "Lori, will you go with me 149 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,741 "to the concert tomorrow night? 150 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,542 And if not, I'll set fire to you." 151 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,645 How can she stand to be so close to her own body 152 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,046 without constantly feeling herself up? 153 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,982 Chris? Go. 154 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,450 Oh, right. 155 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,618 Do I look all right? 156 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:21,588 You look good. Breath. 157 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,390 No, no, no, Trigger. I can't. I can't, man. 158 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,825 If you could just go up there 159 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:25,993 and ask her out for me, 160 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,260 tell her I injured my voice 161 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,629 rescuing hostages or something. 162 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:35,402 Uh, hi. 163 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,739 Hi. 164 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,107 Hi, Charlie. 165 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,574 No, it's Chris. 166 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,810 Um, Lori, I was just wondering, 167 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,144 tomorrow night, 168 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,512 if, uh, you weren't doing anything, 169 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:46,747 that maybe we could go out, 170 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,481 or if you were doing something, 171 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,318 I understand, or even if you weren't doing anything 172 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,619 and didn't want to, that'd be okay. 173 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,754 Are you serious? 174 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:54,988 No, not really, 175 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,589 but it was just that, uh, well, 176 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,158 I wound up with these two tickets 177 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,392 to a concert tomorrow night 178 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:00,728 and I thought that... 179 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,529 that since you remind me so much of Heather Thomas-- 180 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:03,731 Locklear. 181 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:04,798 Locklear, that, um-- 182 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:05,999 Well, what are the seats like? 183 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,100 Front row-- Aisle or center? 184 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,702 Center. Look, 185 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,704 sorry I canceled our date for tomorrow night, babe, 186 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,340 but my parents are forcing me to go to my grandmother's for dinner. 187 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,742 It's a really big deal to her. 188 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:15,843 Well, it doesn't matter, Rick. 189 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,310 I'm going to the concert with, uh... 190 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,946 Uh, Chris. Hey, Rick. 191 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,280 Him? 192 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,282 He considers me more important than his grandmother. 193 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,751 Right, Chris? 194 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,152 Right. Nothing. Nothing. 195 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,286 She means nothing to me, right, Trigger? 196 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,721 Hates her. 197 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,456 Fine, if that's the way you want to play. 198 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,268 Larry, I have been in your office 199 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,369 for 15 minutes. 200 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,470 Don't keep me waiting. 201 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,537 Oh, I'm sorry, Ginnie. 202 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:45,605 Mm. 203 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:46,807 I was making rounds with Jack. 204 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,141 His wife is dead, 205 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,510 so he can take all the time he likes. 206 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,347 Hello, Jack. It's been a while. 207 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,715 Yes, far too long, Ginnie. 208 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,517 Dear, I hope you're going to take my advice 209 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,152 and make Jack the next Chief of Staff. 210 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,121 Well, I may just do that. He's a good man. 211 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,422 Lord knows they're hard to find. 212 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,924 Well, I'll... 213 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:05,458 I'll be happy to serve this hospital 214 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:06,760 in any capacity you see fit. 215 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,895 Either of you. 216 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,062 Hmm. 217 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,430 Excuse me. Dr. Armbruster? 218 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:11,999 May I interrupt you for a moment? 219 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,167 Yes, of course. I'll be right back. 220 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,136 Jack, entertain my wife in your patented manner, will you? 221 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,304 I shall make the attempt. 222 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,206 Modesty, thy name is Jack. 223 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,573 Hmm. 224 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,175 I wonder if you know what you could do 225 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,643 to really entertain me. 226 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,512 Well, wait a minute. Let me think. 227 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,548 Why are you always so shy? 228 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,050 Why are you always so married? 229 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,551 You were performing a very delicate operation 230 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,686 in a dream I had last night. 231 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,823 Then I suppose I'd be wrong to bill you. 232 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,359 You had very sure hands. 233 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,694 I wonder what it would be like if I were awake. 234 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,930 Most operations are best performed 235 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,197 with the patient asleep. 236 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,365 Ah. Yes. 237 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,900 Dear, 238 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,936 he definitely has the ability 239 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,170 to handle people. 240 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,504 I think he's a born administrator. 241 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,639 Jack, you should 242 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,241 appoint this woman your campaign manager. 243 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,642 Well, I would 244 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,144 if I was campaigning for Chief of Staff. 245 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,745 Instead, 246 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:02,015 I remain quasi-available and fashionably aloof. 247 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,216 Oh, that's good. 248 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,751 That's very good. 249 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,119 Aren't you late for surgery? 250 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,021 Yes, I am. 251 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,990 Well, then. 252 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,159 Well, then. 253 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,001 Oh. So cool. 254 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,570 You want to stick it in Tisdale's lunch for a laugh? 255 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,138 No, I can't do this. I'm sorry, I... 256 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,474 This is wrong. No, it's, no. 257 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,009 No. 258 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,543 Dr. Hammond. 259 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,045 You seem to be hoping 260 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,214 this frog will commit suicide. 261 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,515 I suggest you overcome 262 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:36,984 your delicate sensibilities 263 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,486 or fail class for the day. 264 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,054 Do I make myself clear? 265 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,189 Crystal clear, sir. 266 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,756 Attaboy, Hammond. 267 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,293 Start at the gizzard, 268 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,896 slice this sucker open, 269 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,763 and scoop out the intestines. 270 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,866 Piece of cake. 271 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,106 Kill, kill, kill, kill. 272 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,273 Ka, ka, ka, ka. 273 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,541 Kill, kill, kill, kill. 274 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,344 Ugh. 275 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:09,449 Sorry. 276 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,051 Blood pressure is too low. 277 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,252 You want him on dopamine? 278 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,353 I just want his pressure up. 279 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,988 Aye-aye, captain. 280 00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,289 Let's get him stable. 281 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,757 I want to get him off the bypass. 282 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:18,992 You're in a good mood, Jack. 283 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,060 I had to tutor Chris 284 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,628 for his biology midterm, 285 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,696 and then spent the rest of the night and the early morning 286 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,999 getting the equipment forecasts for this bloody hospital. 287 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,667 No pun intended. Let's come off bypass. 288 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,836 NURSE: We're off, Dr. Hammond. 289 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,138 When you're Chief of Staff, 290 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,272 do I call you chief? 291 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,141 "O, Exalted One" will do. 292 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,808 We're losing one hell of a surgeon, Jack. 293 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,344 You're right. 294 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,746 What do you say we go out for a couple of drinks tonight? 295 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,014 You never socialize anymore. 296 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,082 You haven't been out of the house 297 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,250 since Jan passed away. 298 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,351 No, I don't think so. 299 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,319 Close for me, please. 300 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,569 50.5! 301 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,271 Way to gut it out, Hammond. You're pacing yourself. 302 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,772 I like that kick you're using. 303 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,174 Hey, it's the Hammond Kick! 304 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,275 Hammond Kick, huh? 305 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,876 Well, it's official. 306 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,278 Hammond, you're on anchor at the Districts tomorrow. 307 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,745 Anderson, you lead off. 308 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,181 Come on, Coach. It was a fluke. 309 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,783 You can't make Hammond anchor. 310 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,351 I just did. 311 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,552 Hit the showers! 312 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,720 I'm warning you, Hammond. 313 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,089 You're getting in my face 314 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,523 too often. 315 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,992 You better watch your step, dickhead. 316 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,626 Look, Rick, come on. We're on the same team. 317 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,761 What do you say we just call a little truce, okay? 318 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,964 Okay, for the good of the school, asshole. 319 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,199 Hey, Rick. What? 320 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,533 Nice race. 321 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,834 Look, Rick, whatever you want, okay? 322 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,003 Come on, Rick. Leave him alone. 323 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,104 He's a good kid. 324 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,505 Yeah, well, you better watch your step, 325 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,007 dickhead. 326 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,377 That guy is huge. 327 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,578 I mean, what is it? 328 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,646 A glandular disorder or what? 329 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:47,947 I don't know, 330 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:50,483 but sooner or later, he is going to freak, 331 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,918 and I wouldn't want to be here 332 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,353 when he does. 333 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,687 I think there should be a size requirement 334 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:55,822 for high school. 335 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,224 Oh, God! 336 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,558 How bad? 337 00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,759 The worst. 338 00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:00,893 Look. A "C." 339 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,495 A "C"? A "C." 340 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,963 I am dead meat. 341 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,133 I am sitting on a hook, rotting in the sun. 342 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,500 Flies are, like, gathering around me. 343 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,635 I am dead meat. 344 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:09,769 For what? 345 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,171 For a "C"? 346 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,272 My dad would give me his porno collection 347 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,440 if I got a "C." 348 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,109 A "C"? I cannot believe a "C." 349 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,058 TRIGGER: Hey, thanks for the ride, Chris. 350 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,325 Good luck at home. 351 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,127 Hey, man, there is no good luck at home. 352 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,262 Only death by lasers 353 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,264 emitted from my father's eyes. 354 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,632 Ah, you'll get into a med program somewhere. 355 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,867 Hey, man, what's that? 356 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,069 That's my Uncle Earl. 357 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,170 He's been staying with us 358 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,471 for the last couple of days, 359 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,672 stinking up the house. 360 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,107 He's leaving today. 361 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,541 Probably on his way to Venus. 362 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,443 Hey, Earl, how you doing? 363 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:52,745 Pretty creepy-looking to me, there, Trigger. 364 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:53,880 Yeah, 365 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,048 he's an archaeologist. 366 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,749 Creepy is his life's work. 367 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,218 Hey, listen, I gotta get home 368 00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,886 so my father can end my life. 369 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,888 Oh, wait, let me see if I can get him 370 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,456 talking about his brain transference serum. 371 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,825 It could make med school obsolete. 372 00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,827 Brain transference serum. 373 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,029 He was talking about it last night. 374 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,598 He's got it in those boxes up there. 375 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,665 The one marked 376 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,267 "Brain Transference Serum." 377 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,935 You gotta keep an open mind about it. 378 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,437 You should see the scar on his leg. 379 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,605 Hey, Earl, 380 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,039 can you tell my friend 381 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,708 about how the Indians operated on your leg 382 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,809 and you didn't feel anything? 383 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,010 No. 384 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,312 Great talking to you, Earl. 385 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,413 I'll get him to talk about it. 386 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,547 Just wait. 387 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,648 Nah. Forget it, man. 388 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,982 Look, I'll see you tomorrow, 389 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,384 and if brain transference has anything to do 390 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,885 with having your head handed to you, 391 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,254 you and your Uncle Earl 392 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,755 can come on over to my house and watch. 393 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:36,956 See you tomorrow. 394 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,091 Later. 395 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,594 ANNOUNCER: MTV. 396 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,596 It's an attitude. 397 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,632 MTV. 398 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,735 I'm a real wild one. 399 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,242 WOMAN'S VOICE: Sit tight and listen carefully 400 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,010 while I... 401 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,417 Hi, man. I thought you were my dad. 402 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,618 Nope. Taller. 403 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,256 Uh, Tabasco sauce? 404 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,091 Brain transference serum. 405 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,895 Oh, shit. 406 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,530 Trigger, what are you doing? 407 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,532 Hey, dude, I went through a lot of trouble 408 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,033 siphoning this stuff off from my uncle 409 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,235 without him seeing it. 410 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,603 Now, we can at least try it. 411 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:24,804 Yeah, right. 412 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:25,938 I'm gonna try this stuff. 413 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,106 Come on. 414 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,341 No. 415 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,942 You're not gonna try anything. 416 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,947 Hello, Seymour. 417 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:39,118 I have a little present for you. 418 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,002 All right, come on. Give it to me. 419 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,103 Give it to me. 420 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,771 Come on, this stuff looks like cooking oil. 421 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,841 Yeah, well, let's see what it can do. 422 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,344 Well, be careful, be careful. 423 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,250 Trigger, come on. 424 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,351 This is stupid. 425 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,098 Trigger, how did that happen? 426 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,570 Did you ever see The Emerald Forest, 427 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,104 where the guy, 428 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,640 he swallows some stuff and turns into a panther? 429 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:34,807 No. 430 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,309 Same principle. 431 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,744 Hey, did either of you notice anything unusual 432 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,546 about Seymour and Sparky today? 433 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,747 No. No. 434 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,015 Oh, gosh, it's my dad. 435 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,684 I'm out of here. 436 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,155 Terrific. 437 00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,632 Come on, Trig. 438 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,867 Just stay for dinner and lessen the blow. 439 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,168 Will you relax? 440 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,436 I don't see what the big deal is. 441 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,571 You just blew an assignment. 442 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:05,838 Yeah, I know. 443 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,173 It's a big deal. You know my dad. 444 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,175 Look, you don't want to be in med school anyway. 445 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,710 Now, if I was you, 446 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,345 I'd tell the Ayatollah to get off my back, Jack. 447 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,580 Dr. Hammond! 448 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,747 What a delightful surprise. 449 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,082 Isn't it? 450 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,384 Uh, Trigger, you're staying for dinner. 451 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,451 Well? 452 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,786 How'd you do, Chris? 453 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:20,720 You know, doc, that's a great jacket. 454 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:21,854 It really brings out... 455 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:22,922 The color in my eyes. 456 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,123 Yeah, right. Chris? 457 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,458 Um, the grades aren't being posted 458 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,559 till Monday, 459 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,660 so I don't know. 460 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,128 Monday? 461 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,863 I was hoping you'd hear before the weekend. 462 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,832 Yeah, I know, but, uh... 463 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,100 Oh, listen, Dad, I'm running anchor 464 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,502 in the mile relay 465 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,303 at the District Championships tomorrow. 466 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,370 Well, good. 467 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,505 Be sure to mention that 468 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,572 to the guy from Northwestern 469 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:40,907 on Friday. 470 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,509 Dr. Hammond, I'm leaving in a minute. 471 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,244 The spaghetti's nearly ready, the bread is in the oven, 472 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,579 and the salad's in the fridge. 473 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:47,647 Aba-daba-daba-dab. 474 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:48,781 See you later, Phyllis. 475 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:49,849 What? 476 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,351 Right. 477 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,019 Dad, I need to talk to you about that interview 478 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,487 with the guy from Northwestern. 479 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,655 How about that interview with Lori Beaumont? 480 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:56,756 Well, you re-confirmed it, didn't you? 481 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,325 Uh, yeah. 482 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,992 Damn right. I mean, let's face it. You lucked out. 483 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,260 She's major league action. 484 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,562 I didn't think you had a prayer. 485 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,030 You said I was the ultra dude. 486 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,432 Yeah, but I didn't mean it. 487 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,166 I mean, she's used to going out with guys 488 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,635 that look like a cross between Don Johnson 489 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:09,969 and Sylvester Stallone. 490 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,671 Oh, yeah? So what does that make me? 491 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,740 Well, you're more of a cross between Sylvester Stallone 492 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:14,874 and Don Knotts. 493 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,242 Oh, yeah? 494 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,577 Well, you're like a cross between, uh, 495 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,011 Don Knotts and Sylvester the Cat 496 00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,313 with, like, maybe a lint ball mixed in 497 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,914 for IQ purposes. 498 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,250 Hey, dude, after what you got on that biology presentation, 499 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,518 I don't think you qualify 500 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,187 to be making IQ judgments. 501 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,390 I mentioned that jacket already, haven't I? 502 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,124 Herringbone or something? 503 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:34,627 What the hell did you get? 504 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,829 Oh, oh, oh, you mean the actual grades. 505 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,965 Well, those are gonna be posted on Monday, 506 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:40,132 but, um, Trigger is... 507 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,934 Trigger's talking about the... 508 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,603 Temporary! Temporary! They can change at any time. 509 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,104 They're just temporary grades, 510 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:46,706 and those are gonna, like, change without notice, 511 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,441 so for the time being, I... 512 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,610 It may appear that I... may have gotten a... 513 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:51,778 A "C." 514 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,546 A "C." What actually-- 515 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:57,149 A "C" 516 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,751 TRIGGER: So, uh, thanks for the chow, Chris, 517 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,219 and glad I could be of help. 518 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,454 Doc, again, great wardrobe. 519 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,689 Thousands of herrings 520 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,090 must have died for that jacket. 521 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,291 A "C"? 522 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:06,359 Yeah, I'm sorry. I really... 523 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,027 I tried my best, but I'm just not... 524 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,429 Hammonds just don't get "Cs." 525 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,764 Chris? 526 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:45,932 Dad? 527 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:53,205 I don't fucking believe it. 528 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,341 Chris? 529 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,143 Dad? 530 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,080 TRIGGER: Oh, shit. 531 00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:02,849 Ugh! Ugh! 532 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,851 Are you in there? 533 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,853 Yeah, Dad. 534 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:08,821 I'm old. 535 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:11,991 I don't believe it. 536 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,760 Uh... 537 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,596 All right, just stay calm. 538 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:17,797 There's bound to be a very... 539 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:18,865 rational... 540 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,867 scientific... 541 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,702 explanation for all of this. 542 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:23,803 There is. 543 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,172 You put Tabasco sauce 544 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,974 in your Bloody Mary. 545 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,375 Oh, God. 546 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,877 Dr. Hammond... 547 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,947 Dr. Hammond... 548 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:39,719 I feel a little responsible about what's happened here. 549 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,454 Uh-huh. 550 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,856 See, it started out, we were fooling around 551 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,458 with my uncle's brain transference serum-- 552 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:48,160 There's no such thing as a brain transference. 553 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:57,737 No sweat. 554 00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,271 Uh, I seem to remember 555 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:01,808 my uncle saying something about it not lasting very long. 556 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,743 I can ask him, uh, but he's gone. 557 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:05,912 Well, not dead. 558 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:06,979 Just gone. 559 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:08,247 Listen to me, you little asshole. 560 00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,582 I don't care where your uncle is, 561 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,684 or what you have to go through to find him, 562 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,052 but you go right now 563 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,386 and do whatever the hell you have to do 564 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,855 to get us out of this thing, 565 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:16,989 and if you don't, 566 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:18,157 you'll never finish puberty. 567 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,726 Do I make myself clear? 568 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,623 Oh! 569 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,129 Sorry, Dad. 570 00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:50,376 Trigger. 571 00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:02,121 Trigger. 572 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:39,158 Oh, boy. Oh, no. 573 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:45,564 Dr. Hammond? 574 00:27:45,631 --> 00:27:46,699 Is that you? 575 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,134 No. Uh, yes. 576 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,036 I was just wondering if you'd seen my cat. 577 00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:52,171 No. 578 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:54,240 No. Damn cat. 579 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,308 Uh, well, then, Walter, 580 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,844 I wonder, uh... 581 00:27:57,910 --> 00:28:00,279 could I have a word alone with your fine boy, Clarence? 582 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:01,680 Sure. 583 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:03,515 I'll see you at the front door! 584 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:13,659 * Well, all around town My name is mud * 585 00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:16,929 * But I can't help it 'Cause it's in my blood * 586 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:19,932 * I make it no secret It's plain to see * 587 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:22,201 * I jump on anything That's looking good to me * 588 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:24,670 * I can't quit it 589 00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:25,905 * I can't quit it 590 00:28:25,972 --> 00:28:29,675 * 'Cause it comes to me Naturally * 591 00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:31,677 * I like this one over here 592 00:28:31,744 --> 00:28:33,512 * And I like That one over there * 593 00:28:33,579 --> 00:28:36,849 * Bring me a dozen more I just don't care * 594 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:39,651 * And when I'm finished And I'm all out of breath * 595 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:42,521 * Bring me another Who can love me to death * 596 00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:43,890 * I can't quit it 597 00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:45,491 * I can't quit it 598 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,127 * 'Cause it comes to me Naturally * 599 00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:51,898 * Open the door 600 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:56,135 * And I will walk right in 601 00:28:56,202 --> 00:29:00,239 * There's so much to do In so little time * 602 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,910 * Lovin' you 603 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:07,613 * Is all I'm dreamin' of 604 00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:09,849 * I can't quit it 605 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,017 * I can't quit it 606 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,620 * 'Cause it comes to me Naturally * 607 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,690 * Open the door 608 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:22,128 * And I will stroll right in 609 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,729 * I can't quit it 610 00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:24,897 * I can't quit it 611 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:28,367 * 'Cause it comes to me Naturally * 612 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,325 * On the threshold 613 00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:57,529 * You want to play with fire 614 00:29:57,596 --> 00:30:00,933 * I can feel the heat 615 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:05,204 * Your body's filled With desire * 616 00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:06,405 Hello. 617 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:07,706 Whoa! 618 00:30:07,773 --> 00:30:08,841 What's up? 619 00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:09,942 What can I get for you? 620 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:11,410 Drinks. Uh-huh. 621 00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:12,778 I'll have a martini. 622 00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,046 You want that on the rocks? 623 00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:15,614 No, in a glass is fine, 624 00:30:15,681 --> 00:30:17,783 and could I have some ice with that, please? 625 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:20,186 And what would be your finest champagne? 626 00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:21,854 Louis Roederer Cristal, 627 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:23,956 and you're not getting any. 628 00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:25,191 Yeah. 629 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:27,860 This sucks. 630 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:30,629 I'm gonna cruise the joint, gets me a woman. 631 00:30:30,696 --> 00:30:33,032 * I can feel your passion 632 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:46,645 Any of you guys know each other? 633 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:54,020 * You can feel tension 634 00:30:55,754 --> 00:30:58,724 * You've got frostbite 635 00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:03,262 * The world's a chilly place 636 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:07,299 * Mr. Casual 637 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:10,302 * The tears Are running down your face * 638 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,671 * Oh 639 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,242 * Desperado 640 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:21,080 * You're living in the past 641 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,984 * I feel it in my chest 642 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:30,489 * On the threshold 643 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:35,127 * You want to play with fire 644 00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:37,763 * I can feel the heat 645 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:42,134 * Your body's filled With desire * 646 00:31:42,201 --> 00:31:44,003 * Oh 647 00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:49,675 * It's a cold war * 648 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,043 Well, well, well. 649 00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:52,644 Who have we here? 650 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:54,013 We have... moi. 651 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,581 Me. 652 00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:58,584 When I saw you a moment ago, a shiver ran through my body. 653 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,652 Do you think I need something to warm me up? 654 00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:02,754 You mean like a hot chocolate? 655 00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:04,256 I was thinking of something 656 00:32:04,323 --> 00:32:06,959 a little more personal and a lot more private. 657 00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:09,495 Private, as in just you and me? 658 00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:11,363 Can't think of anyone else I'd like to invite. 659 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,498 Okay. 660 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,866 Okay? 661 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,268 Uh, the place is full of nuns. 662 00:32:16,335 --> 00:32:17,769 Hello, there. How you doing? 663 00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:19,238 The name's Trigger, as in horse, 664 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:20,672 as in "hung like." 665 00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:21,873 Uh, this is... 666 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:22,941 my son's friend. 667 00:32:23,009 --> 00:32:24,043 Oh. 668 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,177 Yeah, see, me and him, 669 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,245 we're inseparable. 670 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:27,513 Yeah. 671 00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:28,447 The age difference doesn't matter 672 00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:29,581 because I think like an adult, 673 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:32,251 and I also do other things like an adult. 674 00:32:32,318 --> 00:32:33,919 Yeah. Um, I have to go. 675 00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:35,121 It's been charming 676 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:36,588 to meet your son's friend. 677 00:32:36,655 --> 00:32:38,124 The charm was all mine. I'll be seeing you. 678 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:39,391 Yeah, sure. Any time. 679 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,859 Any time? 680 00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:42,494 Sure. 681 00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:47,633 Let's rock and roll. 682 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:51,137 * Everybody have fun tonight 683 00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:52,838 On the house! 684 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:55,641 * Everybody Wang Chung tonight * 685 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:56,908 * Everybody have fun tonight 686 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:58,410 Whoo! 687 00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:03,182 ...and I'm Wally. 688 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:04,450 We have some lines open right now, 689 00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:05,717 so give us a call. 690 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:06,752 All right, you're on the air. 691 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:07,919 MAN: Uh, oh, hi, Wally? 692 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,055 Yeah, hi. 693 00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:10,289 I'm a first-time caller. 694 00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:11,823 All right. Thanks. 695 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:13,225 COMPUTER VOICE: The key is in the ignition. 696 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:17,229 The key is in the ignition. 697 00:33:17,296 --> 00:33:20,666 The key is in the ignition. 698 00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:22,601 The key is in the igni... 699 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,703 Now, what do you mean by that? 700 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:25,971 "Leave it or live with it." 701 00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:27,306 Well, you know, like an alligator... 702 00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:29,875 Some alligators have teeth that can kill an adult. 703 00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:32,811 What happens when the good guys have no gun... 704 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:37,983 The key is in the ignition. 705 00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:39,418 Right, right. 706 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:40,786 Now, that's the type of moronic answer 707 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,222 that I get every morning here. 708 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:44,723 Aaah! 709 00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:45,957 Aaah! 710 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:48,727 Aaah! 711 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:57,503 Oh, shit! 712 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:03,542 The key is in the ignition. 713 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:05,611 The key is in the ignition. 714 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,346 What the hell have you done to me? 715 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:08,847 Dad, could you hold it down a little? 716 00:34:08,914 --> 00:34:09,948 You're drunk. 717 00:34:10,015 --> 00:34:11,250 You're drunk. 718 00:34:11,317 --> 00:34:12,484 No. I'm dead. 719 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,086 You're damn right you're dead. 720 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:15,287 Jesus, Chris, look at you. 721 00:34:15,354 --> 00:34:16,488 You've been out all night 722 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:17,589 doing God knows what 723 00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:19,158 in my body. All right! 724 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:20,492 Using my cash, 725 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:21,960 probably boozing it up, 726 00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:23,962 and where in the hell did you get the money 727 00:34:24,029 --> 00:34:25,364 to pay for an outfit like that? 728 00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:26,632 I only had $20 in my wallet. 729 00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:27,766 Well, Dad-- 730 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:28,900 My credit card. My... 731 00:34:28,967 --> 00:34:30,336 You used my credit card! 732 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,904 Get in the house. You are grounded... 733 00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:34,440 for the rest of your life! 734 00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:35,974 Yeah, all right! Lean on him! 735 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,343 Up yours. 736 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:41,247 The key is in the ignition. 737 00:34:58,264 --> 00:35:01,032 Do you mind? I'm on a diet. 738 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,968 Oh. 739 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:04,470 Sorry, sorry. I forgot. 740 00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:06,071 Hey, good morning, Dr. Hammond... 741 00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:07,739 or Chris. 742 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:09,040 Whatever. 743 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,676 Hey, what happened with Uncle Earl? 744 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:11,943 You look like a geek. 745 00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:13,479 What about Earl? 746 00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:16,014 Well, it seems there's no phones in the Zocolo rainforest, 747 00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:17,349 but I did leave a message 748 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:18,984 with the chief of their local police, 749 00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:20,652 and Uncle Earl should be getting back to us pronto! 750 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,887 Well, pronto isn't good enough. 751 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:22,954 Don't worry. I'll find him. 752 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:24,690 Chris, 753 00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:27,593 um, here's your excuse for missing work today. 754 00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:30,396 I want you to call my... 755 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:33,599 I want you to call my office 756 00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:36,001 at precisely 9:00 a.m. and read this note, okay? 757 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:46,845 Hey, Dad, where're you going? 758 00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:48,414 To school. 759 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,548 What? 760 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,318 Hey, Dad! Come on! You'll wreck everything. 761 00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:53,485 What are you doing? 762 00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:54,486 Chris, it's the best thing. 763 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:55,654 See you later, Chris! 764 00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:56,755 Dad, come on! 765 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:58,190 Come on, you can't do this! 766 00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:00,058 That's my school! You'll ruin everything! 767 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,027 This is the best thing, Son. Trust me. 768 00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:03,229 You can't go to my school, 769 00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:05,130 for God's sake! Come on, stop! 770 00:36:05,197 --> 00:36:06,798 Now, I don't want you leaving this house 771 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,166 under any circumstances 772 00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:09,635 until I get home. 773 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:12,638 I'm not gonna let you do this! All right! Kill your own son! 774 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,240 All right. Have a good time. 775 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:19,278 Dad! 776 00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,616 * Dude looks like a lady 777 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:27,953 * Dude looks like a lady 778 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:32,090 * Dude looks like a lady 779 00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:34,059 * Dude looks like a lady 780 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:37,763 * So never judge a book By its cover * 781 00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:41,433 * Or who you gonna love By your lover * 782 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,435 * Love put me wise 783 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:44,903 * To her love in disguise 784 00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:47,205 LORI: No! I told you already. 785 00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:48,474 You had your chance. 786 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,541 I'm going to the concert 787 00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:50,709 with Chris Hammond. 788 00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:52,077 Come on, the guy's a dork. 789 00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:53,144 What's he got that I haven't got? 790 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,280 Excuse me, son. 791 00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:55,581 A Jaguar, for starters. 792 00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:56,848 Excuse me. 793 00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:58,317 I'm gonna park there, all right? 794 00:36:58,384 --> 00:36:59,351 Uh, may I advise you not to do that, sir? 795 00:36:59,418 --> 00:37:00,719 That's Rick Anderson. 796 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:02,488 Never heard of him. Come on, let's go. 797 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,990 I wouldn't do that, sir. 798 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:10,762 Chris, are you all right? 799 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:11,830 You look kind of funny. 800 00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:13,399 Um, ah, yes, yes. 801 00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:15,133 I'm really looking forward to the concert tonight. 802 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,268 What concert? 803 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:17,836 Are mag wheels optional on the XJ6? 804 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,308 See you. 805 00:37:28,347 --> 00:37:29,881 Does this sort of thing happen... 806 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,883 often? 807 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:35,687 Doc, it's really not cool to scam on your own son's date. 808 00:37:51,337 --> 00:37:52,738 Look! 809 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:58,344 * Somebody 810 00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:02,147 * Somebody put something In my drink * 811 00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:03,515 * Somebody 812 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:04,583 Dr. Hammond, 813 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:06,017 it's nearly 9:30. 814 00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:08,320 You should be at work. 815 00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:09,655 Oh! 816 00:38:09,721 --> 00:38:10,889 Yeah. 817 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:24,636 Uh, hi, Norma. 818 00:38:24,703 --> 00:38:25,937 Yeah. 819 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:27,105 Uh, this is Chris... 820 00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:28,974 uh, Chris' father, Dr. Hammond. 821 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,378 Norma, I'm gonna be unable to come to the hospital 822 00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:33,479 for the next few days 823 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:34,746 because I'm suffering 824 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,282 from an acute attack 120-hour flu 825 00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:39,618 and a very severe case of laryn... 826 00:38:39,685 --> 00:38:41,720 laryngitis. 827 00:38:41,787 --> 00:38:43,021 Uh, yeah. 828 00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:46,157 Please refer all my calls and appointments 829 00:38:46,224 --> 00:38:48,026 to Dr. Roger Hartwood. 830 00:38:48,093 --> 00:38:50,962 Thank you. 831 00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:31,637 The main bronchi... 832 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:33,338 are distributed 833 00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:34,606 around the whole circumference 834 00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:36,808 of the tubes. 835 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:40,612 Excuse me. Excuse me. 836 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:41,747 What, did you fart? 837 00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:43,715 Move. 838 00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:44,950 Stop that! 839 00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:46,618 "Stop that! Stop that!" 840 00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:47,819 Excuse me, is that seat taken? 841 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,621 No, we saved it just for you, dude. 842 00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,457 Well, thank you. 843 00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:54,760 Well, well, good morning, Hammond. 844 00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:57,496 I do apologize for dragging you in here so early. 845 00:39:57,563 --> 00:39:59,097 That's quite all right. 846 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:02,568 Hammond, 847 00:40:02,634 --> 00:40:03,902 do you think you have a strong grasp 848 00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:05,203 of the respiratory system? 849 00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:06,505 Very strong. 850 00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:10,008 Well, then, up to the board. 851 00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:12,678 Okay. 852 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,279 Well, Dr. Hammond says 853 00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:16,515 he has a strong grasp of today's material. 854 00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:19,685 We'll give him a chance to prove it 855 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,052 by sharing 856 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:23,388 his vast knowledge of the respiratory system 857 00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:24,590 with us. 858 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:25,891 Hammond, 859 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,793 why don't you complete the diagram 860 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:29,528 for all of us? 861 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:32,097 Okay. 862 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:33,732 Well, 863 00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:36,267 your sketch work here is a bit remedial, 864 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:37,703 although it does have 865 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,738 a certain kindergarten charm. 866 00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:41,607 The main bronchi and its branches 867 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:45,711 present only irregular cartilaginous plates. 868 00:40:47,713 --> 00:40:49,515 Oh, Dr. Armbruster? Dr. Armbruster? 869 00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:50,782 Dr. Hammond just called, 870 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:52,250 said he wasn't feeling very well, 871 00:40:52,317 --> 00:40:53,685 wouldn't be coming in. 872 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:55,153 Well, that's a first. It must be serious. 873 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,822 You know, I'm having lunch out that way. 874 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:58,890 I'll drop by and check on him. 875 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:21,146 Dr. Hammond? 876 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:26,317 Dr. Hammond? 877 00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:28,954 Uh 878 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,455 I'm going out for some groceries. 879 00:41:30,522 --> 00:41:32,958 I will be back in about an hour. 880 00:41:42,601 --> 00:41:45,937 * Whoo 881 00:41:48,406 --> 00:41:50,475 * She's only 15 882 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:55,113 * She's the reason The reason that I can't sleep * 883 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,683 * You say illegal 884 00:41:57,749 --> 00:42:01,086 * I say legal's Never been my scene * 885 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:04,489 * Oh, yeah 886 00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,191 Oh, yeah! 887 00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:09,094 * I try like hell But I'm out of control * 888 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,596 A quasi-humorous side-note 889 00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:11,663 to this election 890 00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:13,098 is that Martin Van Buren, 891 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:15,901 who'd been born and raised in Kinderhook, New York 892 00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:19,470 and was known as "Old Kinderhook," 893 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,239 issued campaign materials 894 00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:24,342 shortening "Old Kinderhook" to "O.K." 895 00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:27,345 "Martin Van Buren is O.K.," 896 00:42:27,412 --> 00:42:31,049 which is where we get the term "okay." 897 00:42:31,116 --> 00:42:34,352 Thank you, Chris, for that footnote. 898 00:42:34,419 --> 00:42:36,755 Can anyone tell me what effect 899 00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,223 Martin Van Buren's election 900 00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:41,426 had on the country? 901 00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:43,361 Anyone else? 902 00:42:43,428 --> 00:42:46,832 The effect of this election on the country 903 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,700 was fascinating. 904 00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,168 CHRIS: Yeah! Whoo! 905 00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:52,103 * There she was For all the world to see * 906 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:53,639 Whoo! Whoo! 907 00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:55,540 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whoo! Whoo! 908 00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:59,477 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 909 00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:01,613 Jack? 910 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:05,283 Dr. Armbruster. 911 00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:06,918 Looks like you're feeling 912 00:43:06,985 --> 00:43:08,319 much better. 913 00:43:08,386 --> 00:43:11,189 Yeah, I was just checking the light bulb. 914 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:12,390 Good. 915 00:43:12,457 --> 00:43:14,693 That's good. 916 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,094 All right, then. 917 00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:17,528 Well, we'll see you back at the hospital 918 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:18,664 in say, uh... 919 00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:19,831 oh... 920 00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:20,999 an hour. 921 00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:23,802 Right. 922 00:43:28,006 --> 00:43:29,107 Bye. 923 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:36,915 Shit. 924 00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:38,449 What we're doing here, folks, 925 00:43:38,516 --> 00:43:41,486 is trying to define the distance between two points. 926 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:42,688 This is the formula we use 927 00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:44,089 to define that distance. 928 00:43:46,892 --> 00:43:47,959 Who did that? 929 00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:50,996 He did. 930 00:44:13,919 --> 00:44:16,454 Holy shit. Is that Hammond? 931 00:44:16,521 --> 00:44:17,588 Hello, Dr. Hammond. 932 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,991 Nice Jeep. 933 00:44:20,058 --> 00:44:21,126 Your son's? 934 00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:22,861 Uh, no, it's mine. 935 00:44:22,928 --> 00:44:24,930 Uh, his. 936 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:26,597 I mean, I just, uh... 937 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:27,799 keep it around to, you know... 938 00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:28,867 haul stuff. 939 00:44:28,934 --> 00:44:29,935 It's great. 940 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:31,703 You like it? 941 00:44:31,770 --> 00:44:33,705 Yeah, I used to have a '78 just like it, 942 00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:34,840 only it was black. 943 00:44:34,906 --> 00:44:36,041 Yeah, it was jacked up, 944 00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:37,542 had these great ol' roll bars 945 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:39,310 and heavy-duty shocks, four on the floor. 946 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:40,411 Great. 947 00:44:40,478 --> 00:44:41,679 Sir... 948 00:44:41,747 --> 00:44:43,581 This is a complete overhaul job. I did it myself. 949 00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:44,916 I got it from some chick 950 00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:46,617 who completely burned out the transmission. 951 00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:50,155 Sir, you're chewing gum. 952 00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:51,256 Oh, yeah. You want some? 953 00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:52,357 Oh, no, thanks. 954 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:53,725 I, uh... No, thank you. 955 00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:54,860 Okay, listen, um... 956 00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:56,027 I gotta bail. 957 00:44:56,094 --> 00:44:57,562 I'll catch you guys later? 958 00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:01,166 Bail? 959 00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:06,004 Good morning, Dr. Hammond. 960 00:45:06,071 --> 00:45:07,372 Hey, what's happening? 961 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:09,340 Ooh. 962 00:45:09,407 --> 00:45:10,809 Good morning, sir. 963 00:45:10,876 --> 00:45:12,410 Hey. 964 00:45:12,477 --> 00:45:13,644 Good morning, Jack. 965 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:14,880 Que pasa? 966 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:26,091 [BABIES CRYING, PEOPLE SHOUTING] 967 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:27,492 Take him to Ward Three. 968 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:29,727 Out of the way, out of the way. 969 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:40,205 I'll need a tracheal surgeon. 970 00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:41,239 Dr. Hammond, Dr. Hammond, 971 00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:43,174 I've been looking everywhere for you. 972 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:44,776 Could you look in on your bypass-- 973 00:45:44,843 --> 00:45:46,912 I can't. No, I'm sorry. I've gotta go to the office. 974 00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:49,948 Um, isn't that Bob over there? 975 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:13,571 Where did you go off to? 976 00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,807 I made some phone calls. 977 00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:17,475 I've now left messages for Uncle Earl 978 00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:19,911 with every tribal chief in the hemisphere. 979 00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:21,146 He'll turn up. 980 00:46:21,212 --> 00:46:22,247 Or your ass. 981 00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:23,481 So what are we eating? 982 00:46:23,548 --> 00:46:24,649 I don't know you, doc. 983 00:46:24,715 --> 00:46:26,051 No offense, but get away from me. 984 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:28,153 Trigger, 985 00:46:28,219 --> 00:46:29,687 that is loaded with nitrates. 986 00:46:29,754 --> 00:46:30,889 I like nitrates. 987 00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:32,290 You might as well 988 00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:33,892 be licking the floor of a slaughterhouse. 989 00:46:33,959 --> 00:46:35,026 Goodbye, doc. 990 00:46:35,093 --> 00:46:36,727 I'll see you at graduation. 991 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,096 Trigger, listen. 992 00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:39,597 It's rough out there in the real world. 993 00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:41,066 I know. 994 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:42,600 I'm trying to get Chris into a good college, 995 00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:44,836 and you should be thinking about that also. 996 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:47,338 You're both seniors now. 997 00:46:47,405 --> 00:46:49,607 Later, you can have all the fun you want. 998 00:46:49,674 --> 00:46:51,242 When? 999 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,310 Well, congratulations, doc. 1000 00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:27,478 You made it to total outcast 1001 00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:29,380 in just three hours and 42 minutes, 1002 00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:31,216 beating a record set just a few decades back 1003 00:47:31,282 --> 00:47:33,318 by a young Charles Manson. 1004 00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:41,960 Dr. Abrams, call 6105. Dr. Abrams, call 6105. 1005 00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:49,700 Dr. Hammond to Nursing Central. Dr. Hammond to Nursing Central. 1006 00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:58,409 Uh, no calls, no visitors, okay? 1007 00:47:58,476 --> 00:48:01,179 I'm gonna be real busy. 1008 00:49:42,780 --> 00:49:44,315 Testing... 1009 00:49:44,382 --> 00:49:45,750 Shit. 1010 00:50:08,206 --> 00:50:09,440 How are you feeling today? 1011 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:10,808 "I'm not so bad, th-th-thank you." 1012 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,679 Now, then. 1013 00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:19,050 I have some bad news for you, Mr. or Mrs. Matsil. 1014 00:50:19,117 --> 00:50:20,418 Jack? 1015 00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:27,492 Yeah? 1016 00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:29,294 I was hoping 1017 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,895 you could do rounds for me today. 1018 00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:34,399 Rounds of... rounds of... rounds of what? 1019 00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:28,018 Great rounds. 1020 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,420 Well, uh... 1021 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,956 Dr. Hammond? Mr. Racine. He's over there. 1022 00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:33,057 Who? 1023 00:51:33,124 --> 00:51:34,359 Uh, Racine. 1024 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,427 We're supposed to see him. 1025 00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:40,165 Uh... 1026 00:51:40,231 --> 00:51:42,867 yeah. 1027 00:52:00,885 --> 00:52:02,987 Dr. Hammond? 1028 00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:04,489 Dr. Hammond? 1029 00:52:04,555 --> 00:52:05,823 Hmm? 1030 00:52:07,192 --> 00:52:08,493 Oh. 1031 00:52:17,202 --> 00:52:18,369 Mr. Racine. 1032 00:52:18,436 --> 00:52:20,004 Oh, hi, doc. Hi. 1033 00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:24,975 Doc. 1034 00:52:35,753 --> 00:52:37,322 What's your name? 1035 00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:38,389 Me, sir? Yeah. 1036 00:52:38,456 --> 00:52:39,757 It's O'Donald, sir. 1037 00:52:39,824 --> 00:52:41,359 Yeah, I know that, but your first name. 1038 00:52:41,426 --> 00:52:42,560 You wanna know my first name? 1039 00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:43,761 Yeah. 1040 00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:44,929 It's Mike, sir. 1041 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:46,030 Mike? 1042 00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:48,499 Okay, why don't you take this, Mike? 1043 00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:56,374 Subject, age 47, 1044 00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:57,842 underwent an aortic valve replacement. 1045 00:52:57,908 --> 00:53:00,611 Phew! God! 1046 00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,112 During post-op, 1047 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:03,581 he complained of pain in his lower right calf 1048 00:53:03,648 --> 00:53:05,583 and exhibited low-grade fever. 1049 00:53:05,650 --> 00:53:07,151 Phlebitis was diagnosed. 1050 00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:08,686 What do you think we should do? 1051 00:53:08,753 --> 00:53:09,787 You want my opinion? 1052 00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:10,955 Uh-huh. Sure. 1053 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:13,258 I think... 1054 00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:14,625 I think we should increase 1055 00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:15,893 his daily dosage of Coumadin 1056 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,462 to 12 milligrams. 1057 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:20,765 Coumad... Coumadin? Coumadin. 1058 00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:22,933 Uh, does this sound right to you guys? 1059 00:53:29,774 --> 00:53:31,876 Anybody think that's a bad idea? 1060 00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:33,544 No. No.No. 1061 00:53:35,179 --> 00:53:36,180 Sounds good to me. 1062 00:53:36,247 --> 00:53:37,648 Okay. 1063 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:38,783 That's it. 1064 00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:39,984 12 milligrams of Coumadin. 1065 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,852 And don't worry, Mr. Racine. 1066 00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:44,255 We're not gonna let you die. 1067 00:53:44,322 --> 00:53:45,390 Are we, guys? 1068 00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:46,924 No. No.No. 1069 00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:48,326 God, this is great! I love it! 1070 00:53:48,393 --> 00:53:49,660 Okay, who's next? 1071 00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:51,962 Hey, come on. You take a crack at this one. 1072 00:53:52,029 --> 00:53:53,631 He's got a machine. 1073 00:53:53,698 --> 00:53:55,165 Yo! 1074 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,034 Come on. Look. 1075 00:53:59,404 --> 00:54:00,538 Well, it's a good thing 1076 00:54:00,605 --> 00:54:01,839 you're going home now, doc, 1077 00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:02,640 while there's still a few kids 1078 00:54:02,707 --> 00:54:03,708 who like you. 1079 00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:04,775 They'll learn to like me 1080 00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:06,043 once they get to know me. 1081 00:54:06,110 --> 00:54:07,345 Yeah, well, most of these kids 1082 00:54:07,412 --> 00:54:08,613 will be out of here in four years. 1083 00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:09,647 Hey, Chris, good luck today. 1084 00:54:09,714 --> 00:54:10,815 Good luck? 1085 00:54:10,881 --> 00:54:11,882 In the track meet. 1086 00:54:11,949 --> 00:54:13,584 No, doc. 1087 00:54:13,651 --> 00:54:14,785 Don't even think about it. 1088 00:54:14,852 --> 00:54:15,853 Why not? 1089 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,221 Because-- 1090 00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:18,856 In this body, I can run like the wind. 1091 00:54:18,923 --> 00:54:20,291 Damn! 1092 00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:21,426 Doc! 1093 00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:22,793 In his latest report, 1094 00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:25,630 Mr. Taylor made a similar conclusion. 1095 00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:27,064 In this particular case, 1096 00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:29,266 the financial burdens on the hospital 1097 00:54:29,334 --> 00:54:33,404 might cause a budgetary strain. 1098 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,442 I believe this is something 1099 00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:39,844 we should all think about, 1100 00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:41,512 and in regards to the Sudbury matter, 1101 00:54:41,579 --> 00:54:43,914 they did find that the low pyroxin levels 1102 00:54:43,981 --> 00:54:46,050 caused the rate of oxidation 1103 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:50,755 to produce, uh, sulfitanic goiter, 1104 00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:53,658 manifesting the comprising ganglia 1105 00:54:53,724 --> 00:54:56,226 of the lower autonomic nervous system, 1106 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,762 which would, 1107 00:54:57,828 --> 00:55:01,932 in all probability, 1108 00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:03,768 produce, uh, solvetania. 1109 00:55:03,834 --> 00:55:05,135 Well, actually, that, uh... 1110 00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:08,373 that concludes my report. 1111 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:52,617 Um... 1112 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:55,686 Uh... 1113 00:55:59,256 --> 00:56:01,792 Uh... 1114 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:04,829 Very interesting, what you were say... 1115 00:56:04,895 --> 00:56:06,063 um, what you were saying, 1116 00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:07,998 and, uh... 1117 00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:14,104 I think that a lot of... 1118 00:56:14,171 --> 00:56:16,173 a lot of good things can be, uh... 1119 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:20,044 said about the stuff... 1120 00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:21,546 that, uh, that guy said, 1121 00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:22,980 and, um... 1122 00:56:23,047 --> 00:56:24,148 really. 1123 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:25,516 Very interesting. 1124 00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:28,185 Very interesting, what we have here. 1125 00:56:28,252 --> 00:56:31,255 Right? 1126 00:56:32,857 --> 00:56:34,692 Great. 1127 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:37,327 Thank you, Jack. 1128 00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,530 You bet. 1129 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:40,731 Right, now, uh... 1130 00:56:40,798 --> 00:56:42,800 well, I think we should, um... 1131 00:56:42,867 --> 00:56:45,636 send Dr. Selwyn's proposal to committee. 1132 00:56:45,703 --> 00:56:47,071 Do we have a second for that? 1133 00:56:49,306 --> 00:56:50,340 All right, fine. 1134 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,309 May the record show... 1135 00:56:52,376 --> 00:56:53,544 that Dr. Gilden 1136 00:56:53,611 --> 00:56:54,979 seconded the motion. 1137 00:57:07,057 --> 00:57:08,058 Uh, let's... 1138 00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:09,326 Oh. Now, let's see 1139 00:57:09,393 --> 00:57:10,427 what's next on the agenda. 1140 00:57:10,495 --> 00:57:11,796 Oh, yeah. 1141 00:57:11,862 --> 00:57:13,964 The matter of, uh... of indigent care. 1142 00:57:14,031 --> 00:57:15,232 Uh-oh, here it comes. 1143 00:57:15,299 --> 00:57:16,400 Now, perhaps we can be brief. 1144 00:57:16,467 --> 00:57:17,802 The materials are in front of you. 1145 00:57:17,868 --> 00:57:19,770 I think they speak for themselves. 1146 00:57:19,837 --> 00:57:20,938 Do we have a motion to-- 1147 00:57:21,005 --> 00:57:22,339 You certainly do. 1148 00:57:22,406 --> 00:57:23,741 I thought we might. 1149 00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:27,277 Uh, Dr. Larkin, do you have a seconder? 1150 00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:32,750 All right, then, uh... next item. 1151 00:57:32,817 --> 00:57:34,118 Now, wait a minute. 1152 00:57:34,184 --> 00:57:36,286 Hold on. You haven't even thought about this. 1153 00:57:36,353 --> 00:57:38,556 You've got people out there who are sick and dying, 1154 00:57:38,623 --> 00:57:39,857 and their only sin is that 1155 00:57:39,924 --> 00:57:41,391 they don't have the money to get in here. 1156 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:42,627 Now, I always thought 1157 00:57:42,693 --> 00:57:44,128 that our first obligation as doctors 1158 00:57:44,194 --> 00:57:45,996 was to help people who need medical attention. 1159 00:57:46,063 --> 00:57:48,265 We are shirking that duty. 1160 00:57:48,332 --> 00:57:50,535 Now, I realize that this is a private hospital, but surely-- 1161 00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:51,736 Dr. Larkin, 1162 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:53,403 we've been through all this before many times, 1163 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:54,905 and you know the insurance rules 1164 00:57:54,972 --> 00:57:56,373 are very strict, and they're not unreasonably-- 1165 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,808 Will you at least send it to committee? 1166 00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:59,710 We can't send everything to committee. 1167 00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:02,412 Do you have a second? Now, you have to have a second. 1168 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:04,348 Do you have one? 1169 00:58:09,353 --> 00:58:10,855 Oh, come on. 1170 00:58:10,921 --> 00:58:14,592 Are you all so afraid of offending Dr. Armbruster 1171 00:58:14,659 --> 00:58:17,094 that you won't send this to committee? 1172 00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:19,329 Well, Dr. Larkin, you are, 1173 00:58:19,396 --> 00:58:21,799 as they say in the vernacular of one of your indigent people, 1174 00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:23,467 you're shit out of luck. 1175 00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:25,202 Hey, I'll second it. 1176 00:58:27,137 --> 00:58:29,707 Screw the insurance. 1177 00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:32,943 Well, Jack, 1178 00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:34,444 you're full of surprises today. 1179 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,581 First the gum and the... 1180 00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:38,916 the cigarette trick and the little fire 1181 00:58:38,983 --> 00:58:40,350 and now this, huh? 1182 00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:41,686 Well, let the record show 1183 00:58:41,752 --> 00:58:43,420 that Dr. Hammond seconded the motion. 1184 00:58:43,487 --> 00:58:45,022 Dr. Larkin, 1185 00:58:45,089 --> 00:58:47,357 it would appear that your issue is going to go to committee. 1186 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:55,199 Hey, are we out of here of what? 1187 00:58:56,634 --> 00:58:57,668 Jack? 1188 00:58:57,735 --> 00:58:58,836 Jack. 1189 00:58:58,903 --> 00:58:59,937 Uh... 1190 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:01,005 you were a revelation. 1191 00:59:01,071 --> 00:59:02,106 Yeah? 1192 00:59:02,172 --> 00:59:03,207 Yeah. 1193 00:59:03,273 --> 00:59:04,408 Oh, sure, Amy. 1194 00:59:04,474 --> 00:59:05,743 "Amy"? 1195 00:59:05,810 --> 00:59:07,344 Whoa, let's see some I.D. 1196 00:59:07,411 --> 00:59:08,713 What do you mean? 1197 00:59:08,779 --> 00:59:11,882 Well, no, I mean, I just can't believe 1198 00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:13,517 that that was you back there. 1199 00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:15,920 I mean, since when did you start taking sides with me? 1200 00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:18,188 Well, it just seems to me that if people are sick, 1201 00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:19,924 then you have to try and help them out. 1202 00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:21,358 I mean, screw the insurance. 1203 00:59:21,425 --> 00:59:23,127 It's part of the hypocritical oath, isn't it? 1204 00:59:23,193 --> 00:59:24,494 Hypocritical oath. 1205 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:25,863 You know, that took a lot of courage, 1206 00:59:25,930 --> 00:59:28,032 what you did in there, and frankly, 1207 00:59:28,098 --> 00:59:30,267 I... Well, I didn't think you had it in you. 1208 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:31,836 Ah, it was nothing. 1209 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:33,270 Nothing, huh? To say that in front of Armbruster? 1210 00:59:33,337 --> 00:59:34,504 It took a lot of guts, 1211 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:35,873 even if the Chief of Staff job 1212 00:59:35,940 --> 00:59:37,141 wasn't on the line. 1213 00:59:37,207 --> 00:59:40,544 Big balls, Jack. Big ones. Huge. 1214 00:59:42,647 --> 00:59:43,981 Dr. Hammond, you're a godsend. 1215 00:59:44,048 --> 00:59:45,382 I can't stabilize him. He's in VTACH. 1216 00:59:45,449 --> 00:59:46,550 Well, I... I'm not Dr. Hammond. 1217 00:59:46,617 --> 00:59:47,818 His rate's increasing, 1218 00:59:47,885 --> 00:59:49,086 and I think he's going into VFIB. 1219 00:59:49,153 --> 00:59:51,255 Whack him one! Hit him, Dr. Hammond! 1220 00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:52,389 Did you hit him yet? 1221 00:59:52,456 --> 00:59:53,590 Yeah. 1222 00:59:53,658 --> 00:59:54,759 Oh, God, I'm getting nothing. 1223 00:59:54,825 --> 00:59:55,926 Whack him some more. 1224 00:59:55,993 --> 00:59:57,027 But I don't even know him! 1225 00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:58,395 Beat on the son of a bitch. 1226 00:59:58,462 --> 01:00:00,264 Beat him hard. Hurry, we're losing him. 1227 01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:01,365 All right, right now. 1228 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:02,767 Let's move, people. He's in VFIB. 1229 01:00:02,833 --> 01:00:04,301 Come on, give me the backboard right now. 1230 01:00:04,368 --> 01:00:05,803 Stand by with one amp of bicarb. 1231 01:00:05,870 --> 01:00:07,705 All right, I need one amp of bicarb. 1232 01:00:07,772 --> 01:00:08,939 I'm standing by. 1233 01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:10,975 No response. Let's defib. 1234 01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:13,043 All right, stand clear, and clear! 1235 01:00:14,311 --> 01:00:16,013 Hello. 1236 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,147 Good to see you. 1237 01:00:17,214 --> 01:00:18,215 How are you? 1238 01:00:18,282 --> 01:00:19,283 Good running. 1239 01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:20,384 Good luck. 1240 01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:21,652 Don't need it. Right. 1241 01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:26,824 Runners to the block. 1242 01:00:33,998 --> 01:00:35,532 Take your mark. 1243 01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:49,146 Set. 1244 01:01:09,934 --> 01:01:11,869 All right, Rick! Way to gain! Hammond! Hammond! 1245 01:01:11,936 --> 01:01:13,137 Come on! 1246 01:01:13,203 --> 01:01:15,172 Hey. Get to your mark. Go on. 1247 01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:16,273 Right. 1248 01:01:18,075 --> 01:01:19,409 Take it easy! 1249 01:01:19,476 --> 01:01:21,746 Rick's got us a nice lead! 1250 01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:28,252 Don't blow it, asshole. 1251 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:50,808 Nothing to it, Hammond! 1252 01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:53,944 It's a cakewalk! 1253 01:01:54,011 --> 01:01:57,714 Get 'em, guys! There you go! 1254 01:02:18,602 --> 01:02:20,070 What are you doing, Chris? 1255 01:02:20,137 --> 01:02:21,205 Come here! 1256 01:02:21,271 --> 01:02:22,339 Come back here! 1257 01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:23,407 Chris! 1258 01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:25,309 Hammond, get back there! 1259 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,242 Come on, Hammond! Come on! 1260 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,044 Just beat one team, Hammond! 1261 01:03:34,111 --> 01:03:36,113 Just one! 1262 01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:44,688 Come on, Hammond! 1263 01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:47,992 Use the kick! Use the kick! 1264 01:03:48,058 --> 01:03:50,627 Where the hell is the Hammond Kick? 1265 01:05:11,008 --> 01:05:12,176 Did I win? 1266 01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,543 Close. 1267 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,980 Uh, you dove 10 yards too soon, doc. 1268 01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:17,447 You still haven't crossed the finish line. 1269 01:05:17,514 --> 01:05:18,848 Oh. 1270 01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:29,226 Hi, Dr. Hammond. 1271 01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:31,095 Hi, Jack. 1272 01:05:34,231 --> 01:05:35,632 Hi, Jack. 1273 01:05:44,341 --> 01:05:47,077 Hey, you guys all right? 1274 01:05:48,178 --> 01:05:49,546 Yes, sir. We're all right. 1275 01:05:53,650 --> 01:05:55,252 Hey, I've got jumper cables. 1276 01:05:57,421 --> 01:06:00,224 Great. 1277 01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:04,428 I wonder what Chris is doing right now. 1278 01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:05,762 Hey, dickhead! 1279 01:06:05,829 --> 01:06:06,830 Uh-oh. 1280 01:06:06,896 --> 01:06:07,931 Here comes more pain. 1281 01:06:07,998 --> 01:06:08,999 Your ass is mine. 1282 01:06:09,066 --> 01:06:10,134 I gave at the track. 1283 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:11,501 Just agree with him. 1284 01:06:11,568 --> 01:06:12,736 Agree with him that you're a dickhead. 1285 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,204 Come on, buddy, let's go! 1286 01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:16,040 Right now. 1287 01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:17,341 You wanna have a fist fight? 1288 01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:18,608 Oh, you got it, dork vomit. 1289 01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:20,244 "Dork vomit"? 1290 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:21,511 Apologize. 1291 01:06:21,578 --> 01:06:22,979 Why? I didn't do anything wrong. 1292 01:06:23,047 --> 01:06:24,614 What does that have to do with it, doc? 1293 01:06:24,681 --> 01:06:25,849 He can mangle you. He's only a kid. 1294 01:06:25,915 --> 01:06:27,184 So are you. 1295 01:06:27,251 --> 01:06:28,318 Come on, buddy. Let's rock and roll. 1296 01:06:28,385 --> 01:06:30,287 I'm gonna teach you a lesson. Come on, man. 1297 01:06:30,354 --> 01:06:31,821 Come on, get out of the car, man. 1298 01:06:31,888 --> 01:06:33,557 Come on, get out! Let's go. 1299 01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:35,159 Come on, let's rock and roll, man. Come on. 1300 01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:37,927 Hey, where you going, you little suck? 1301 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:39,296 Huh Huh? Come on, man. 1302 01:06:39,363 --> 01:06:40,464 Ow! 1303 01:06:40,530 --> 01:06:41,631 Ow! God! 1304 01:06:41,698 --> 01:06:43,033 Ow. 1305 01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:44,601 Oh, yeah? 1306 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:46,103 Come back, you little bastard! 1307 01:06:46,170 --> 01:06:48,438 Ow! Ow! 1308 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:49,806 Chris? 1309 01:06:49,873 --> 01:06:52,976 Chris? 1310 01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:54,778 Chris... 1311 01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:56,113 is home. 1312 01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:57,247 Chris is home. 1313 01:06:57,314 --> 01:06:58,548 Phyllis, where's Dad? 1314 01:06:58,615 --> 01:07:00,184 Your father left for the hospital 1315 01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:02,286 four or five hours ago. 1316 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:04,254 He did what? Dammit. 1317 01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:06,756 That little bastard can't follow a simp... 1318 01:07:06,823 --> 01:07:08,758 * Jeremiah was a bullfrog 1319 01:07:08,825 --> 01:07:12,796 * Was a good friend of mine 1320 01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:15,399 * I never understood A single word he said * 1321 01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:19,703 * But I helped him Drink his wine * 1322 01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:21,705 Hasta luego, mi amigos! 1323 01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:28,312 * Jeremiah was a bullfrog 1324 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:29,613 Yeah! 1325 01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:31,615 * Was a good friend of mine * 1326 01:07:31,681 --> 01:07:32,682 Yeah! 1327 01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:34,451 Oh! Whoo! 1328 01:07:36,686 --> 01:07:37,954 Hi, Pop. 1329 01:07:38,021 --> 01:07:39,189 What were you doing with my interns? 1330 01:07:39,256 --> 01:07:40,557 Oh, you know, hanging out. 1331 01:07:40,624 --> 01:07:42,058 A couple of pizzas, a couple of beers. 1332 01:07:42,126 --> 01:07:44,694 You ate pizza 1333 01:07:44,761 --> 01:07:46,130 with my interns? 1334 01:07:46,196 --> 01:07:47,864 It wasn't my idea. They asked me. 1335 01:07:47,931 --> 01:07:49,099 Hey, hey, Dad, 1336 01:07:49,166 --> 01:07:50,167 what happened in school today? 1337 01:07:50,234 --> 01:07:51,435 Nothing. School was easy. 1338 01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:52,836 You didn't see patients, did you? 1339 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:54,104 No, no, I just went on some rounds. 1340 01:07:54,171 --> 01:07:55,539 Did you talk to Lori? 1341 01:07:55,605 --> 01:07:57,774 Wait a minute. Rounds? You went on rounds? 1342 01:07:57,841 --> 01:07:59,176 I gave out some pills. 1343 01:07:59,243 --> 01:08:00,477 Everybody feels fine. 1344 01:08:00,544 --> 01:08:01,611 What kind of pills, Chris? 1345 01:08:01,678 --> 01:08:03,180 You didn't talk to Armbruster, did you? 1346 01:08:03,247 --> 01:08:04,714 I didn't talk to anybody. 1347 01:08:04,781 --> 01:08:07,050 Anybody asked me a question I gave them a pill. 1348 01:08:07,117 --> 01:08:08,185 You lost, right? 1349 01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:09,586 Not by very much. 1350 01:08:09,653 --> 01:08:10,987 Dad, lost is lost. 1351 01:08:11,054 --> 01:08:12,122 I mean, what happened? 1352 01:08:12,189 --> 01:08:13,257 I won that spot. 1353 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:15,459 I'm pretty sure someone cheated. 1354 01:08:15,525 --> 01:08:16,593 Cheated? 1355 01:08:16,660 --> 01:08:18,228 What are you talking about? 1356 01:08:18,295 --> 01:08:19,229 False start or something? Dr. Hammond. 1357 01:08:19,296 --> 01:08:20,430 I don't believe it. 1358 01:08:20,497 --> 01:08:23,167 No. Chris. 1359 01:08:23,233 --> 01:08:25,001 Yo. 1360 01:08:25,068 --> 01:08:26,303 Uh, no, who's this? 1361 01:08:26,370 --> 01:08:27,804 This is Chris. 1362 01:08:27,871 --> 01:08:28,905 Lori! 1363 01:08:28,972 --> 01:08:30,607 No, no, this is Chris. 1364 01:08:30,674 --> 01:08:32,041 Really? Um... 1365 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:34,110 hold on a minute. I've just got to clear my throat. 1366 01:08:34,178 --> 01:08:35,779 Dad. Dad, you got to talk to her. 1367 01:08:35,845 --> 01:08:36,980 She thinks she's talking to you. 1368 01:08:37,046 --> 01:08:38,382 She is. 1369 01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:40,384 Yeah, but she wants to talk to me. 1370 01:08:45,722 --> 01:08:47,023 Hello? 1371 01:08:47,090 --> 01:08:48,792 No. Uh-uh. 1372 01:08:51,595 --> 01:08:53,263 Um, Lori, could you hold for a moment? 1373 01:08:53,330 --> 01:08:54,964 My father wants to speak to me. 1374 01:08:55,031 --> 01:08:57,334 Dad, you can't cancel. 1375 01:08:57,401 --> 01:08:58,968 She's your date. 1376 01:08:59,035 --> 01:09:01,638 Yeah, but it's our first date. I mean, if I... if I cancel now, 1377 01:09:01,705 --> 01:09:03,106 she may never, ever say yes again. 1378 01:09:03,173 --> 01:09:04,441 Ever! 1379 01:09:04,508 --> 01:09:06,643 Please. 1380 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:09,045 What do you want me to do? 1381 01:09:09,112 --> 01:09:11,047 Uh, tell her you'll pick her up in 15 minutes. 1382 01:09:11,114 --> 01:09:12,716 15 minutes-- Tell her! 1383 01:09:12,782 --> 01:09:15,018 Come on, please. 1384 01:09:18,087 --> 01:09:19,323 Lori, I'll pick you up 1385 01:09:19,389 --> 01:09:20,690 in 15 minutes. 1386 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:22,759 Thanks, Dad. 1387 01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:23,860 Oh, what a guy. 1388 01:09:23,927 --> 01:09:25,229 Thanks, really. 1389 01:09:25,295 --> 01:09:26,863 You know, I have no time to get ready. 1390 01:09:26,930 --> 01:09:28,332 Be back by 10. 1391 01:09:28,398 --> 01:09:30,367 Oh, believe me, I'll be back by 9 if I can. 1392 01:09:30,434 --> 01:09:31,601 No, no, no, um... 1393 01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:33,537 make it 11... 1394 01:09:33,603 --> 01:09:34,704 Right. 1395 01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:35,972 and, um, make sure 1396 01:09:36,039 --> 01:09:38,342 you have a good time. 1397 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:44,848 * She never looked That good for me * 1398 01:09:53,089 --> 01:09:55,692 Whoo! 1399 01:10:00,564 --> 01:10:03,199 * I was so secure 1400 01:10:03,267 --> 01:10:06,270 * I didn't see it coming 1401 01:10:06,336 --> 01:10:10,340 * And she was Halfway out the door * 1402 01:10:10,407 --> 01:10:13,610 * Before I started running 1403 01:10:15,111 --> 01:10:17,113 * They say that love is blind * 1404 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:20,817 * I didn't see the signs 1405 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,018 Let's go! 1406 01:10:22,085 --> 01:10:24,254 What are you doing? It's only 9:30! 1407 01:10:24,321 --> 01:10:26,556 Haven't you heard enough? 1408 01:10:26,623 --> 01:10:29,993 These chords are all very similar. 1409 01:10:39,836 --> 01:10:41,170 Ow. 1410 01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:48,211 It's about... Oh. 1411 01:10:50,213 --> 01:10:51,581 You said any time. 1412 01:10:51,648 --> 01:10:53,216 Oh. 1413 01:10:53,283 --> 01:10:55,852 Here I am. 1414 01:11:10,634 --> 01:11:11,835 I've been wanting to do that 1415 01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:13,303 all night. 1416 01:11:13,370 --> 01:11:14,371 Me too. 1417 01:11:14,438 --> 01:11:15,705 Mm 1418 01:11:21,845 --> 01:11:23,747 Sorry, I'm normally a bit taller. 1419 01:11:23,813 --> 01:11:24,814 Jack... 1420 01:11:24,881 --> 01:11:25,915 Yeah? 1421 01:11:25,982 --> 01:11:26,983 Oh, Jack. 1422 01:11:27,050 --> 01:11:28,084 What? 1423 01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:29,519 This is really very special. 1424 01:11:29,586 --> 01:11:31,821 And you... are really very special. 1425 01:11:31,888 --> 01:11:33,256 I don't want you to forget that. 1426 01:11:33,323 --> 01:11:34,691 No. No. 1427 01:11:34,758 --> 01:11:38,695 You know, there is a magic between us. 1428 01:11:38,762 --> 01:11:39,929 It's a tenderness 1429 01:11:39,996 --> 01:11:41,631 and sort of a childlike caring 1430 01:11:41,698 --> 01:11:43,299 that I really need in my life. 1431 01:11:43,367 --> 01:11:44,634 Okay. 1432 01:11:44,701 --> 01:11:46,503 I'm learning something tonight, Jack. 1433 01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:47,871 I feel so free, 1434 01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:50,173 so unchained, 1435 01:11:50,239 --> 01:11:51,575 so able to feel a warm emotion 1436 01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:52,776 without being compelled 1437 01:11:52,842 --> 01:11:54,110 to perform some mindless act. 1438 01:11:54,177 --> 01:11:56,145 Am I right? 1439 01:11:56,212 --> 01:11:58,348 Because reality is so much better than fantasy. 1440 01:11:58,415 --> 01:11:59,816 I go around saying that all the-- 1441 01:11:59,883 --> 01:12:01,918 Warmth is so much more valuable than heat... 1442 01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:03,219 My motto. 1443 01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:08,224 because we could just go at it, Jack, 1444 01:12:08,291 --> 01:12:09,493 and we will. 1445 01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:11,428 You know it, and I know it. 1446 01:12:11,495 --> 01:12:13,430 We can. Yeah, we can, we-- 1447 01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:14,764 Right now. 1448 01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:16,299 Right here, right now.Yeah, we can. 1449 01:12:16,366 --> 01:12:18,267 Just take off all our clothes and just go at it. 1450 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,603 Oh, yeah? 1451 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:21,371 We could just be like animals, 1452 01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:23,573 rubbing and feeling 1453 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:26,242 and touching and kissing and sucking 1454 01:12:26,309 --> 01:12:27,377 and eating... 1455 01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:28,512 Eating. 1456 01:12:28,578 --> 01:12:29,613 Screaming. 1457 01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:30,880 for hours. 1458 01:12:30,947 --> 01:12:32,315 Let's just do it. Do it, yeah. 1459 01:12:32,382 --> 01:12:33,383 Do it. Yeah. 1460 01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:34,551 Do it. 1461 01:12:34,618 --> 01:12:35,619 Do it. 1462 01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:36,786 Do it. 1463 01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:38,354 That would be so darn easy, 1464 01:12:38,422 --> 01:12:40,490 but rushing's never been our style. 1465 01:12:40,557 --> 01:12:41,958 Mm. 1466 01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:47,764 Ah. 1467 01:12:47,831 --> 01:12:49,799 Whew. 1468 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:50,867 Jack... Huh? 1469 01:12:50,934 --> 01:12:52,969 Oh. 1470 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:54,438 Jack. 1471 01:12:54,504 --> 01:12:55,505 Yeah? 1472 01:12:55,572 --> 01:12:56,640 Jack... 1473 01:12:56,706 --> 01:12:58,442 How about a drink? 1474 01:12:58,508 --> 01:12:59,876 You got it. 1475 01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:02,211 A little music? 1476 01:13:02,278 --> 01:13:03,980 You bet. 1477 01:13:05,915 --> 01:13:06,950 Whoa. 1478 01:13:22,999 --> 01:13:24,233 Too loud, too loud. 1479 01:13:24,300 --> 01:13:25,802 It's a little bright, don't you think? 1480 01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:29,305 Too bright? Yeah, bright. 1481 01:13:29,372 --> 01:13:31,007 Yeah. Bright. 1482 01:13:52,496 --> 01:13:53,563 Yo! 1483 01:14:15,318 --> 01:14:16,486 Thank you. 1484 01:14:16,553 --> 01:14:17,621 Yo. 1485 01:14:17,687 --> 01:14:20,089 Whoa. 1486 01:14:25,629 --> 01:14:27,664 No problem. There we go. 1487 01:14:27,731 --> 01:14:28,798 Almost out. 1488 01:14:28,865 --> 01:14:29,899 Um... 1489 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:32,035 Uh 1490 01:14:32,101 --> 01:14:33,803 It happens every so often. 1491 01:14:37,006 --> 01:14:38,241 Let me just... 1492 01:14:38,307 --> 01:14:40,009 let's move this out of the way. 1493 01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:42,979 Give this a little push. 1494 01:14:43,046 --> 01:14:45,381 I'm uncomfortable, Jack. 1495 01:14:45,448 --> 01:14:47,851 I'll have this out in a jiffy. 1496 01:14:51,521 --> 01:14:52,689 It's getting a little late. 1497 01:14:52,756 --> 01:14:53,823 It's early. 1498 01:14:53,890 --> 01:14:55,058 Pull up another chair. 1499 01:14:56,459 --> 01:14:58,161 The couch. 1500 01:14:58,227 --> 01:14:59,228 It's out. 1501 01:14:59,295 --> 01:15:00,564 Let me just get this fire 1502 01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:02,231 completely out. 1503 01:15:02,298 --> 01:15:04,400 Uh, go ahead and help yourself to another beer. 1504 01:15:07,403 --> 01:15:08,905 I have beer at home. 1505 01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:12,542 Good night, Jack. 1506 01:15:12,609 --> 01:15:13,943 You're leaving? 1507 01:15:24,187 --> 01:15:26,055 JACK: See? And you still 1508 01:15:26,122 --> 01:15:27,523 have the shank of the evening 1509 01:15:27,591 --> 01:15:29,025 to do with as you wish. 1510 01:15:29,092 --> 01:15:30,526 Ugh! 1511 01:16:47,036 --> 01:16:48,271 I want out of here! 1512 01:16:48,337 --> 01:16:50,273 Not nearly as much as I do. 1513 01:16:50,339 --> 01:16:51,540 You're ruining my life. 1514 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,643 I have got the living shit beat out of me 1515 01:16:53,710 --> 01:16:55,645 and it is your fault! 1516 01:16:55,712 --> 01:16:58,547 Oh, no, you've got the shit beat out of me! 1517 01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,083 You are screwing up my life, mister, 1518 01:17:00,149 --> 01:17:01,284 and I can kiss 1519 01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:03,653 that Chief of Staff job goodbye! 1520 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:04,954 Oh! 1521 01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:07,857 I have had it with you, pal... 1522 01:17:07,924 --> 01:17:09,492 and tomorrow morning, 1523 01:17:09,558 --> 01:17:11,494 the woman from Northwestern has to interview me 1524 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:14,130 to get you into a medical program, 1525 01:17:14,197 --> 01:17:15,799 and look how I look! 1526 01:17:15,865 --> 01:17:18,101 Why don't you leave me alone and let me lead my own life? 1527 01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:20,970 You've never let me lead my own life! 1528 01:17:21,037 --> 01:17:23,406 How can you lead your own life? You can't even lead my life. 1529 01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:24,607 Oh. Hi. 1530 01:17:24,674 --> 01:17:25,709 Uncle Earl. 1531 01:17:25,775 --> 01:17:26,910 You found Uncle Earl. 1532 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,044 He's got the antidote. 1533 01:17:28,111 --> 01:17:29,412 Ah. Oh, thank God. 1534 01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:30,780 Well, he doesn't exactly 1535 01:17:30,847 --> 01:17:32,281 have the antidote with him... 1536 01:17:32,348 --> 01:17:33,516 Trigger... 1537 01:17:33,582 --> 01:17:34,784 but he knows where it grows, 1538 01:17:34,851 --> 01:17:36,385 so I guess we're going on... 1539 01:17:36,452 --> 01:17:37,887 a little trip. 1540 01:17:42,558 --> 01:17:43,827 CHRIS: Earl, 1541 01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:45,862 how close are we to this carrot root? 1542 01:17:45,929 --> 01:17:47,063 Tarot root. 1543 01:17:47,130 --> 01:17:48,297 How close? 1544 01:17:48,364 --> 01:17:49,398 Real close. 1545 01:17:49,465 --> 01:17:50,867 Real close? How close? 1546 01:17:50,934 --> 01:17:54,037 Well, maybe not absolutely close. 1547 01:17:54,103 --> 01:17:55,138 Where, dammit? 1548 01:17:55,204 --> 01:17:56,940 Death Valley. 1549 01:18:01,244 --> 01:18:02,812 JACK: Is this tarot root? 1550 01:18:02,879 --> 01:18:04,580 EARL: No, that's piccoli cacti. 1551 01:18:04,647 --> 01:18:05,715 Tarot root is brown. 1552 01:18:05,782 --> 01:18:07,216 Oh. How about this one? 1553 01:18:07,283 --> 01:18:08,417 Nah. Sand rot. 1554 01:18:08,484 --> 01:18:10,019 Tarot root is, uh, tiny. 1555 01:18:10,086 --> 01:18:11,287 Hey, I think I got something 1556 01:18:11,354 --> 01:18:12,421 that's brown and tiny. 1557 01:18:12,488 --> 01:18:13,556 Aah! 1558 01:18:13,622 --> 01:18:14,991 That's curler snake. 1559 01:18:15,058 --> 01:18:16,726 Looks just like tarot root. 1560 01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:18,661 Earl, forget the fire. 1561 01:18:18,728 --> 01:18:19,863 Help us look for this root. 1562 01:18:19,929 --> 01:18:20,930 We need the fire. 1563 01:18:20,997 --> 01:18:22,331 We got some cooking to do. 1564 01:18:22,398 --> 01:18:24,834 You're going to mix this stuff out here? 1565 01:18:24,901 --> 01:18:27,837 You yabboes are in a hurry to get out of each other. 1566 01:18:27,904 --> 01:18:29,572 Yeah. 1567 01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:31,207 I do have that interview with Northwestern tomorrow. 1568 01:18:31,274 --> 01:18:32,641 You want to go back or not? 1569 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,043 Yes. 1570 01:18:34,110 --> 01:18:35,979 You see how easy it is to let school slide. 1571 01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:37,113 Root. 1572 01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:38,381 Right. 1573 01:18:38,447 --> 01:18:39,783 Brown and tiny! Brown and tiny! 1574 01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:40,950 Is this it? 1575 01:18:41,017 --> 01:18:42,318 Jackpot. 1576 01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:43,652 TRIGGER: Hey, great going, Chris. 1577 01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:44,788 Now, everybody squat. 1578 01:18:44,854 --> 01:18:45,922 Earl... 1579 01:18:45,989 --> 01:18:47,290 Squat, squat. 1580 01:18:47,356 --> 01:18:48,524 Ow! 1581 01:18:48,591 --> 01:18:50,259 I'm sorry, Earl. I don't squat. 1582 01:18:50,326 --> 01:18:53,496 Squat. 1583 01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:55,298 Now, everybody settle. 1584 01:18:55,364 --> 01:18:58,802 This is just us and the desert. 1585 01:18:58,868 --> 01:19:00,904 Let all your worldly cares 1586 01:19:00,970 --> 01:19:02,972 just blow away. 1587 01:19:03,039 --> 01:19:04,573 Let the wind just clean you out. 1588 01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,910 Earl, skip the mumbo jumbo. Let's get to it. 1589 01:19:06,976 --> 01:19:08,077 This is it. 1590 01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:09,478 Well, I feel damn silly. 1591 01:19:09,545 --> 01:19:11,114 Well, we're all damn silly in the desert... 1592 01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:13,049 and in the world, 1593 01:19:13,116 --> 01:19:15,684 whether we know it or not or whether we like it or not. 1594 01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:16,820 Earl... 1595 01:19:16,886 --> 01:19:18,554 Okay. Here we go. 1596 01:19:27,163 --> 01:19:28,531 Cheers. 1597 01:19:50,019 --> 01:19:51,855 Sometimes it takes a while. 1598 01:19:51,921 --> 01:19:54,858 Mumbo-jumbo. Damn! 1599 01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:10,406 Shit! 1600 01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,408 What does "shit" mean, Earl? 1601 01:20:12,475 --> 01:20:13,742 It means they've put up 1602 01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:15,778 some confusing signs on this highway. 1603 01:20:15,845 --> 01:20:17,146 Well, haven't we got any maps? 1604 01:20:17,213 --> 01:20:18,814 Sure. 1605 01:20:18,882 --> 01:20:20,049 Here. 1606 01:20:20,116 --> 01:20:22,018 Plenty. 1607 01:20:22,085 --> 01:20:25,154 Hey, there's a gas station or something. 1608 01:20:47,911 --> 01:20:49,645 Ah! 1609 01:20:51,614 --> 01:20:52,715 Great. 1610 01:20:52,781 --> 01:20:54,217 Great, Earl. 1611 01:20:59,488 --> 01:21:00,689 Anybody here? 1612 01:21:02,025 --> 01:21:03,192 Well, let's get back on the bus. 1613 01:21:03,259 --> 01:21:04,593 Excellent idea. 1614 01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:05,761 Somebody's in trouble. 1615 01:21:05,828 --> 01:21:07,430 It's one person in trouble, Earl. 1616 01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:08,932 Let's not make it a busful. 1617 01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:10,133 Doc, you'd better get in here. 1618 01:21:11,334 --> 01:21:12,568 It's the perfect time. 1619 01:21:12,635 --> 01:21:14,938 I kill him, you go to jail for it. 1620 01:21:15,004 --> 01:21:16,639 I think I'm gonna love it out here. 1621 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:18,141 Doctor's coming. We've got a doctor. 1622 01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:19,308 The lady's having a baby. 1623 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,543 She's gonna be all right. 1624 01:21:20,609 --> 01:21:21,744 How long has she been in labor? 1625 01:21:21,810 --> 01:21:23,146 Aw, hell, I don't... 1626 01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:24,447 Two, three hours, I guess. I don't know, 1627 01:21:24,513 --> 01:21:26,082 but we need a doctor. 1628 01:21:26,149 --> 01:21:28,217 All right, now, get some towels and some fresh water, Mr., uh... 1629 01:21:28,284 --> 01:21:30,853 Freemont. Thank you, kid, but I need a doctor. 1630 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,421 You've got a doctor. Who is this kid? 1631 01:21:32,488 --> 01:21:33,556 He's the doctor. 1632 01:21:33,622 --> 01:21:34,723 Oh, shit. 1633 01:21:34,790 --> 01:21:35,858 This is crazy. 1634 01:21:35,925 --> 01:21:36,926 Okay, Freemont, come here. 1635 01:21:36,993 --> 01:21:38,027 Help me hold her head. 1636 01:21:38,094 --> 01:21:39,195 Hold her head, Freemont. 1637 01:21:39,262 --> 01:21:40,329 Help me out here, please. 1638 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:41,464 Ow, ow, ow! 1639 01:21:41,530 --> 01:21:42,698 There you go. It's okay. 1640 01:21:42,765 --> 01:21:43,967 It's okay. It's all right. 1641 01:21:44,033 --> 01:21:45,434 It's okay. Hang on, hang on. 1642 01:21:45,501 --> 01:21:46,769 A little young, aren't you? 1643 01:21:46,835 --> 01:21:48,737 Not as young as you think. What's your name? 1644 01:21:48,804 --> 01:21:49,973 Corky. 1645 01:21:50,039 --> 01:21:51,174 Corky, is this your first? 1646 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:53,709 I've got a son. 1647 01:21:53,776 --> 01:21:55,544 Good, I do too. 1648 01:21:55,611 --> 01:21:57,846 Got the water. 1649 01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,615 I got the water. 1650 01:21:59,682 --> 01:22:01,084 No towels. 1651 01:22:01,150 --> 01:22:02,718 Well, do you have any newspapers, then? 1652 01:22:02,785 --> 01:22:04,320 Nope. Nope. 1653 01:22:04,387 --> 01:22:05,521 There's, uh, some on the bus. 1654 01:22:05,588 --> 01:22:07,423 I got it. I got it. I got it. 1655 01:22:07,490 --> 01:22:08,757 Ow. 1656 01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:13,829 All right, now, hold her head, Freemont. 1657 01:22:13,896 --> 01:22:15,064 Make her comfortable. 1658 01:22:15,131 --> 01:22:16,099 Everything is going just fine. 1659 01:22:16,165 --> 01:22:17,566 Push, Corky. 1660 01:22:17,633 --> 01:22:18,934 Push hard like you want this baby out of you 1661 01:22:19,002 --> 01:22:20,203 and into this world. 1662 01:22:20,269 --> 01:22:21,437 That's it. Push. 1663 01:22:21,504 --> 01:22:22,605 I know it hurts. 1664 01:22:22,671 --> 01:22:23,839 TRIGGER: Doc, I got 'em! 1665 01:22:23,906 --> 01:22:25,308 I got 'em, doc. I got 'em. 1666 01:22:25,374 --> 01:22:26,609 Lifestyle section. 1667 01:22:26,675 --> 01:22:28,144 Bring 'em over. 1668 01:22:28,211 --> 01:22:29,578 Push. 1669 01:22:29,645 --> 01:22:31,447 Chris, come on. 1670 01:22:31,514 --> 01:22:32,948 That's it, that's it. 1671 01:22:33,016 --> 01:22:34,883 I said, come on, Chris. Come on. 1672 01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:36,185 That's it, that's it, that's it. 1673 01:22:36,252 --> 01:22:38,587 Chris, come here. Come on, Chris. 1674 01:22:38,654 --> 01:22:40,423 I want you to get around back of me 1675 01:22:40,489 --> 01:22:41,557 and watch this. All right. 1676 01:22:41,624 --> 01:22:43,192 That's it. Here it comes. 1677 01:22:43,259 --> 01:22:44,360 That's it. That's it. 1678 01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:45,628 That's it. 1679 01:22:45,694 --> 01:22:47,930 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1680 01:22:47,997 --> 01:22:50,199 All right, now, push, Corky. 1681 01:22:50,266 --> 01:22:51,600 That's it. That's it, push. 1682 01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:52,735 Chris, Chris, look at this. 1683 01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:53,802 Damn, this is... 1684 01:22:53,869 --> 01:22:54,970 Push, push. 1685 01:22:55,038 --> 01:22:56,505 Damn, is this something or what? Chris... 1686 01:22:56,572 --> 01:22:58,207 Chris, can you see this? 1687 01:22:58,274 --> 01:22:59,908 That's it. Here it comes. Here it comes. 1688 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,945 I haven't done this in years, and it still gets me. Chris... 1689 01:23:04,313 --> 01:23:05,814 Chris... Um, Earl? 1690 01:23:05,881 --> 01:23:08,051 I'll take care of him. 1691 01:23:19,695 --> 01:23:21,430 There you go. 1692 01:23:21,497 --> 01:23:24,067 We've got a boy. 1693 01:23:24,133 --> 01:23:26,835 Oh. Oh. 1694 01:23:26,902 --> 01:23:28,637 You're gonna make one hell of a doctor 1695 01:23:28,704 --> 01:23:31,940 when you grow up, boy. 1696 01:23:35,378 --> 01:23:36,545 You okay? 1697 01:23:36,612 --> 01:23:37,913 Yeah. 1698 01:23:37,980 --> 01:23:39,382 All right. 1699 01:23:39,448 --> 01:23:41,650 Hey, doc, what do you say we celebrate the kid's birthday 1700 01:23:41,717 --> 01:23:43,086 and ditch school? 1701 01:23:43,152 --> 01:23:44,487 No, no. I've got Chris' interview at 10:00. 1702 01:23:44,553 --> 01:23:45,588 We should just make that. 1703 01:23:45,654 --> 01:23:46,755 Good luck. I'm going home. 1704 01:23:46,822 --> 01:23:47,856 No, you're not. 1705 01:23:47,923 --> 01:23:49,225 You are going to the hospital 1706 01:23:49,292 --> 01:23:50,393 to make a very brief acceptance speech 1707 01:23:50,459 --> 01:23:52,228 as the new Chief of Staff... 1708 01:23:52,295 --> 01:23:53,696 then you go home. 1709 01:23:53,762 --> 01:23:55,731 Chief of Staff of a major medical facility, 1710 01:23:55,798 --> 01:23:57,466 grounded. 1711 01:24:25,461 --> 01:24:27,863 Oh, Dr. Armbruster. Larry. 1712 01:24:27,930 --> 01:24:28,964 God. 1713 01:24:29,031 --> 01:24:30,133 Hi, Jack. 1714 01:24:30,199 --> 01:24:31,200 Didn't mean to wake you. 1715 01:24:31,267 --> 01:24:32,335 No. No, you didn't. 1716 01:24:32,401 --> 01:24:33,636 No. 1717 01:24:33,702 --> 01:24:35,371 I was just, uh... 1718 01:24:35,438 --> 01:24:37,806 catching up on a little shut-eye. 1719 01:24:37,873 --> 01:24:39,108 I had a rough night. 1720 01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:40,809 So I heard. 1721 01:24:40,876 --> 01:24:42,578 You heard? 1722 01:24:49,017 --> 01:24:51,787 I wanted to drop by and have a little chat with you 1723 01:24:51,854 --> 01:24:53,289 before the board meets. 1724 01:24:53,356 --> 01:24:55,391 I want to give it to you straight. 1725 01:24:55,458 --> 01:24:57,493 I'm supporting someone else for Chief of Staff. 1726 01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:58,994 No, please. 1727 01:24:59,061 --> 01:25:00,329 Oh, God, please. This isn't happening. 1728 01:25:00,396 --> 01:25:01,464 Larry! 1729 01:25:01,530 --> 01:25:02,831 Uh, Dr. Armbruster, 1730 01:25:02,898 --> 01:25:05,434 I mean, uh, you're making a terrible mistake. 1731 01:25:05,501 --> 01:25:06,502 My father... 1732 01:25:06,569 --> 01:25:08,171 He, uh... 1733 01:25:08,237 --> 01:25:11,274 I... I want this more than I can tell you. 1734 01:25:11,340 --> 01:25:13,342 I mean, it's the most important thing in my life. 1735 01:25:13,409 --> 01:25:14,410 I... I... 1736 01:25:14,477 --> 01:25:15,911 I mean, I... 1737 01:25:15,978 --> 01:25:17,313 I love medicine. 1738 01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:18,481 I love blood. 1739 01:25:18,547 --> 01:25:19,782 I really do! 1740 01:25:19,848 --> 01:25:20,716 Nobody's doubting your sincerity. 1741 01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:21,984 Hey, look... 1742 01:25:22,050 --> 01:25:23,986 I admire the way you said, "Screw the insurance." 1743 01:25:24,052 --> 01:25:25,221 Please, you don't understand. 1744 01:25:25,288 --> 01:25:27,256 I mean, Chief of Staff. I... 1745 01:25:27,323 --> 01:25:29,325 It's what my father's worked for and slaved for. 1746 01:25:29,392 --> 01:25:30,793 It's all he has left. 1747 01:25:30,859 --> 01:25:32,495 I didn't realize your father was still alive. 1748 01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:34,330 He won't be for long. This will kill him. 1749 01:25:34,397 --> 01:25:35,664 Oh, Jack, Jack. No... 1750 01:25:35,731 --> 01:25:36,832 Buck up, Jack. 1751 01:25:36,899 --> 01:25:37,933 Jack, it's all right, now. 1752 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:39,168 You're still my guy. 1753 01:25:39,235 --> 01:25:40,336 What? What is... 1754 01:25:40,403 --> 01:25:41,604 Come on down to the board room 1755 01:25:41,670 --> 01:25:43,406 and we'll start the meeting. 1756 01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:47,075 What 1757 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:49,044 JACK: Where would 1758 01:25:49,111 --> 01:25:50,346 the Northwestern interview be? 1759 01:25:50,413 --> 01:25:51,947 Guidance office, second floor. 1760 01:25:52,014 --> 01:25:54,483 Hurry up, doc. 1761 01:25:54,550 --> 01:25:55,884 You're 15 minutes late. 1762 01:25:55,951 --> 01:25:58,621 Run, doc! 1763 01:25:58,687 --> 01:26:00,122 It's okay. 1764 01:26:16,739 --> 01:26:18,073 The guidance counselor's office? 1765 01:26:18,140 --> 01:26:21,143 End of the hall. 1766 01:26:26,615 --> 01:26:28,083 Oh, my God! 1767 01:26:28,150 --> 01:26:30,085 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1768 01:26:30,152 --> 01:26:32,355 Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1769 01:26:32,421 --> 01:26:34,290 Uh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You... I can't tell you. 1770 01:26:34,357 --> 01:26:35,691 I'm terribly sorry. Are you all right? 1771 01:26:35,758 --> 01:26:36,792 I... I was sliding. 1772 01:26:36,859 --> 01:26:38,026 I was out of control. 1773 01:26:38,093 --> 01:26:39,528 I'm Dr. Jack Hammond. 1774 01:26:39,595 --> 01:26:40,729 I'm late for an appointment. 1775 01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:41,930 I'm sorry. Are you all right? 1776 01:26:41,997 --> 01:26:44,032 Hi, Jack. Janice Stenfield, Northwestern University. 1777 01:26:44,099 --> 01:26:47,570 I just want to know one thing. 1778 01:26:47,636 --> 01:26:50,239 Now, what would ever possess you to fool around with my wife? 1779 01:26:50,306 --> 01:26:52,040 I did not screw your wife! 1780 01:26:52,107 --> 01:26:54,042 I was airborne. I was out of control. 1781 01:26:54,109 --> 01:26:55,244 What? 1782 01:26:56,979 --> 01:26:58,447 Ah! 1783 01:26:58,514 --> 01:27:00,849 I'm back. 1784 01:27:07,790 --> 01:27:10,893 Oh, my God, I'm back! 1785 01:27:10,959 --> 01:27:12,194 Oh, I'm back, 1786 01:27:12,261 --> 01:27:15,598 and I want to be a doctor! 1787 01:27:15,664 --> 01:27:17,533 This is me. It's me! 1788 01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:21,404 Yes, indeed! 1789 01:27:21,470 --> 01:27:22,571 Here I am, 1790 01:27:22,638 --> 01:27:24,440 and I want to be a doctor! 1791 01:27:24,507 --> 01:27:27,410 I want to be a doctor! 1792 01:27:27,476 --> 01:27:28,577 I want to be a doc-- 1793 01:27:28,644 --> 01:27:29,745 What? What? 1794 01:27:29,812 --> 01:27:31,113 I... I want to be a doctor. 1795 01:27:31,179 --> 01:27:32,348 I want to be a doctor. 1796 01:27:32,415 --> 01:27:33,516 I... I want to... 1797 01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:35,150 Jack... Jack, you are a doctor. 1798 01:27:35,217 --> 01:27:36,319 Yes. 1799 01:27:36,385 --> 01:27:37,720 I... What? 1800 01:27:37,786 --> 01:27:38,954 I just found out 1801 01:27:39,021 --> 01:27:40,489 that I'm not gonna be Chief of Staff. 1802 01:27:40,556 --> 01:27:41,957 You're not even in medical school yet. 1803 01:27:42,024 --> 01:27:43,859 I don't want to be in medical school. 1804 01:27:43,926 --> 01:27:45,160 I want to be a doctor. 1805 01:27:45,227 --> 01:27:47,296 I mean, my father, he wants to be a doctor, but... 1806 01:27:47,363 --> 01:27:49,164 I am a doctor, for God's sake. 1807 01:27:49,231 --> 01:27:51,066 I am a doctor! I am a doctor! 1808 01:27:51,133 --> 01:27:53,369 It's Chris who doesn't want to be a doctor. 1809 01:27:53,436 --> 01:27:55,137 Holy shit, I've gotta get out of here. 1810 01:27:55,203 --> 01:27:57,272 We still have a few minutes. 1811 01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:00,509 Hey, doc. Doc! 1812 01:28:00,576 --> 01:28:01,810 Trigger, Trigger, come on! 1813 01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:03,078 Hey, it's me. It's me. It's Chris. 1814 01:28:03,145 --> 01:28:04,212 Chris, you're back. 1815 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:06,349 Yeah. We got to get to the hospital. 1816 01:28:06,415 --> 01:28:08,317 Let's go. 1817 01:28:08,384 --> 01:28:09,752 There you are, you little chicken shit! 1818 01:28:09,818 --> 01:28:11,754 Lori left me. You satisfied 1819 01:28:11,820 --> 01:28:13,422 Rick, I want to help you out here, 1820 01:28:13,489 --> 01:28:14,857 but, man, I gotta go. 1821 01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:16,224 I'm gonna finish what I started last night. 1822 01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:18,160 Wait a minute. You did this to me? 1823 01:28:18,226 --> 01:28:19,795 Yeah, and I'm gonna do it again too. 1824 01:28:19,862 --> 01:28:21,364 Look, Rick, man, I don't want to fight-- 1825 01:28:21,430 --> 01:28:23,332 Oh, you don't want to fight now, huh, Hammond? 1826 01:28:23,399 --> 01:28:26,335 I'll fight you with one hand behind my back. 1827 01:28:26,402 --> 01:28:27,703 Come on, man! 1828 01:28:27,770 --> 01:28:29,438 Oh, are you afraid, little boy? 1829 01:28:29,505 --> 01:28:30,939 Okay, I'll tell you what. 1830 01:28:31,006 --> 01:28:32,841 I'll fight you with two hands behind my back. 1831 01:28:32,908 --> 01:28:34,209 What do you say? 1832 01:28:34,276 --> 01:28:36,078 Two? 1833 01:28:37,646 --> 01:28:40,015 Two? 1834 01:29:04,707 --> 01:29:07,576 That one was for my dad. 1835 01:29:07,643 --> 01:29:09,077 Doc! Trigger! 1836 01:29:09,144 --> 01:29:10,178 Doc! Trigger, where's the car? 1837 01:29:10,245 --> 01:29:11,313 Where's my car, Trigger? 1838 01:29:11,380 --> 01:29:12,748 Your dad brought the Jag. 1839 01:29:12,815 --> 01:29:13,849 Hurry up. 1840 01:29:13,916 --> 01:29:15,050 The Jag, right. 1841 01:29:15,117 --> 01:29:16,151 Run. 1842 01:29:16,218 --> 01:29:17,520 * Kneel down, ye sinners 1843 01:29:17,586 --> 01:29:19,354 * To streetwise religion 1844 01:29:19,422 --> 01:29:21,123 * Greed's been crowned 1845 01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:23,426 * The new king 1846 01:29:23,492 --> 01:29:25,661 * Hollywood dream teens 1847 01:29:25,728 --> 01:29:29,164 * Yesterday's trash queens 1848 01:29:29,231 --> 01:29:31,900 * Save the blessings For the final ring * 1849 01:29:31,967 --> 01:29:33,736 * Amen 1850 01:29:33,802 --> 01:29:37,973 * Take a ride On the wild side * 1851 01:29:41,777 --> 01:29:43,579 Look, I've got to talk to him. 1852 01:29:43,646 --> 01:29:45,113 Yes, Chris Hammond. 1853 01:29:45,180 --> 01:29:47,082 How can he not be there? I just left him. 1854 01:29:47,149 --> 01:29:50,285 * Under my death list 1855 01:29:50,352 --> 01:29:54,289 * Forward my mail to me In hell * 1856 01:29:54,356 --> 01:29:55,991 Position on liability insurance is dangerous 1857 01:29:56,058 --> 01:29:58,761 to the financial success of this hospital, 1858 01:29:58,827 --> 01:30:01,564 therefore, I cannot, I will not, 1859 01:30:01,630 --> 01:30:04,066 recommend Jack Hammond to succeed me as Chief of Staff, 1860 01:30:04,132 --> 01:30:05,701 but my recommendation 1861 01:30:05,768 --> 01:30:07,302 is for the man I know will continue... 1862 01:30:07,369 --> 01:30:08,737 * Liars and martyrs 1863 01:30:11,507 --> 01:30:15,711 * Long lost In the wishing well * 1864 01:30:17,145 --> 01:30:18,814 Ladies and gentlemen, 1865 01:30:18,881 --> 01:30:21,183 everybody seems to have a ballot 1866 01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:22,317 in front of them. 1867 01:30:22,384 --> 01:30:25,387 Take your time... 1868 01:30:25,454 --> 01:30:28,524 and... 1869 01:30:28,591 --> 01:30:30,158 vote your conscience. 1870 01:30:30,225 --> 01:30:33,195 * Take a ride on the wild side * 1871 01:30:33,261 --> 01:30:34,597 TRIGGER: A little touch-up paint. 1872 01:30:34,663 --> 01:30:37,966 A new front bumper. 1873 01:30:38,033 --> 01:30:39,968 A new rear bumper. 1874 01:30:45,941 --> 01:30:48,276 Well, you might as well finish her off. 1875 01:30:57,653 --> 01:31:01,189 You done well. 1876 01:31:01,256 --> 01:31:03,125 * Wild side 1877 01:31:04,927 --> 01:31:06,228 Where's Jack? 1878 01:31:06,294 --> 01:31:07,863 Would somebody get Jack? 1879 01:31:07,930 --> 01:31:11,834 * Name-dropping no-names Glamorize cocaine * 1880 01:31:11,900 --> 01:31:14,737 * Puppets with strings of gold * 1881 01:31:16,505 --> 01:31:18,473 * Wild side 1882 01:31:18,541 --> 01:31:20,475 Jack, they're, uh... they're ready. 1883 01:31:20,543 --> 01:31:22,010 Oh, okay. 1884 01:31:22,077 --> 01:31:24,513 Um... I just want to tell you that I... 1885 01:31:24,580 --> 01:31:25,814 I think you're a great guy, 1886 01:31:25,881 --> 01:31:28,183 and, um, I'm real glad I know you. 1887 01:31:28,250 --> 01:31:29,518 Well, tha... 1888 01:31:29,585 --> 01:31:30,586 Big ones, Jack. 1889 01:31:30,653 --> 01:31:31,754 Big ones? 1890 01:31:31,820 --> 01:31:33,321 Huge. 1891 01:31:33,388 --> 01:31:34,790 Huge? 1892 01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:40,428 * Take a ride On the wild side * 1893 01:31:40,495 --> 01:31:41,930 ARMBRUSTER: Policy stands as amended. 1894 01:31:41,997 --> 01:31:43,131 All right, freeze everybody! 1895 01:31:43,198 --> 01:31:44,800 Hold it right where you are. 1896 01:31:44,867 --> 01:31:46,569 All right, now, what is this? 1897 01:31:46,635 --> 01:31:47,903 What the hell is this? 1898 01:31:47,970 --> 01:31:49,404 Just shut up, moose breath. 1899 01:31:49,471 --> 01:31:51,406 Would someone remove this boy? 1900 01:31:51,473 --> 01:31:52,507 I'm Jack Hammond's kid. 1901 01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,747 My Dad wants to be Chief of Staff 1902 01:31:58,814 --> 01:32:00,182 more than anything... 1903 01:32:04,452 --> 01:32:06,254 and if he hasn't been himself lately, it's... 1904 01:32:06,321 --> 01:32:08,256 Well, that's because he's had a lot on his mind. 1905 01:32:08,323 --> 01:32:10,292 He's been helping me with school and... 1906 01:32:10,358 --> 01:32:11,727 and trying to get me into college, 1907 01:32:11,794 --> 01:32:16,164 and I've kind of let him down, but my dad knows medicine. 1908 01:32:16,231 --> 01:32:18,000 I mean, he spends all his spare time 1909 01:32:18,066 --> 01:32:19,401 here at this hospital, 1910 01:32:19,467 --> 01:32:21,904 and he's always... always bringing home those... 1911 01:32:21,970 --> 01:32:23,338 those boring medical magazines. 1912 01:32:23,405 --> 01:32:25,774 He doesn't do it because he has to. 1913 01:32:25,841 --> 01:32:27,643 He does it because he loves it, 1914 01:32:27,710 --> 01:32:30,478 because he cares so much about... 1915 01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:34,049 He cares so much about his patients and his work. 1916 01:32:34,116 --> 01:32:35,918 He cares so much about me. 1917 01:32:35,984 --> 01:32:40,589 You guys have all seen him work. My dad is a great doctor. 1918 01:32:40,656 --> 01:32:42,324 You should have seen him out in the desert. 1919 01:32:42,390 --> 01:32:46,028 Under pressure, he was... he was so calm and cool. 1920 01:32:46,094 --> 01:32:48,463 He was so together, 1921 01:32:48,530 --> 01:32:50,699 and for you to keep him from being Chief of Staff 1922 01:32:50,766 --> 01:32:52,267 because of yesterday, 1923 01:32:52,334 --> 01:32:53,335 well, that's not fair, because it wasn't his fault. 1924 01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:55,103 It wasn't even him. It was me. 1925 01:32:57,606 --> 01:32:59,007 God, I would love to explain this, 1926 01:32:59,074 --> 01:33:00,475 but I can't. You wouldn't understand. 1927 01:33:00,542 --> 01:33:02,277 You've just got to take my word for it. 1928 01:33:02,344 --> 01:33:03,545 By the way, it... 1929 01:33:03,612 --> 01:33:04,613 it wasn't my dad 1930 01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:06,114 who was screwing around with your wife. 1931 01:33:06,181 --> 01:33:08,450 It was me. 1932 01:33:08,516 --> 01:33:11,654 Sid, read the name of the new Chief of Staff. 1933 01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:13,021 The new Chief of Staff is... 1934 01:33:13,088 --> 01:33:14,790 Hal Gilden. 1935 01:33:14,857 --> 01:33:17,325 No, you... This is so wrong. Didn't you hear me? 1936 01:33:17,392 --> 01:33:18,627 Didn't you hear what I said? 1937 01:33:18,694 --> 01:33:20,328 All right, you can leave. You can get out. 1938 01:33:20,395 --> 01:33:22,430 Didn't you hear what I said? You can't do this. 1939 01:33:22,497 --> 01:33:23,498 Get out! 1940 01:33:23,565 --> 01:33:25,167 Please, guys, you... 1941 01:33:31,106 --> 01:33:33,008 Dr. Armbruster, I, uh... 1942 01:33:34,810 --> 01:33:36,611 I need to make a very public apology. 1943 01:33:36,679 --> 01:33:38,313 It won't change things. 1944 01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:42,584 I'm hoping it will, because I have been an ass. 1945 01:33:44,619 --> 01:33:47,990 I've been disrespectful to a very important person. 1946 01:33:49,391 --> 01:33:51,459 Well, and if I'm forgiven, 1947 01:33:51,526 --> 01:33:53,996 I promise to make amends. 1948 01:33:54,062 --> 01:33:55,630 Um... 1949 01:33:57,766 --> 01:34:00,368 I've changed in... 1950 01:34:00,435 --> 01:34:03,305 some ways and I... 1951 01:34:03,371 --> 01:34:05,340 I hope to change more. 1952 01:34:05,407 --> 01:34:06,775 ARMBRUSTER: I'll have to think about that. 1953 01:34:06,842 --> 01:34:08,243 I'll really have to think about that. 1954 01:34:08,310 --> 01:34:10,212 Why? 1955 01:34:10,278 --> 01:34:11,847 This really has nothing to do with you. 1956 01:34:11,914 --> 01:34:13,415 Listen, Jack, about the Chief of Staff job... 1957 01:34:13,481 --> 01:34:15,951 Oh, you can shove the Chief of Staff job. 1958 01:34:16,018 --> 01:34:19,521 This is about me and my son. 1959 01:34:40,342 --> 01:34:41,710 Anything left on my credit card? 1960 01:34:41,777 --> 01:34:43,545 Enough to get us home. 1961 01:34:43,611 --> 01:34:46,181 Come on, let's go home. 1962 01:34:46,248 --> 01:34:47,415 Yeah. Oh, uh, sorry. 1963 01:34:47,482 --> 01:34:49,617 Uh, my son and I 1964 01:34:49,684 --> 01:34:50,853 have some celebrating to do. 1965 01:34:50,919 --> 01:34:52,554 I'm celebrating being a doctor 1966 01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:54,589 and my son is celebrating not. 1967 01:34:56,091 --> 01:34:57,259 I presume you drove my car. 1968 01:34:57,325 --> 01:34:58,360 You want to drive us home? 1969 01:34:58,426 --> 01:34:59,627 Uh... 1970 01:34:59,694 --> 01:35:00,829 I think I'll grab a cab. 1971 01:35:00,896 --> 01:35:01,997 Dad, about your car... 1972 01:35:02,064 --> 01:35:03,265 What? 1973 01:35:03,331 --> 01:35:05,100 Well, you know, I was a very forgiving person... 1974 01:35:05,167 --> 01:35:06,334 when I was your age. 1975 01:35:06,401 --> 01:35:07,402 Hey, guys. Look what I brought. 1976 01:35:07,469 --> 01:35:08,503 Want another shot? 1977 01:35:08,570 --> 01:35:09,637 Trigger... Trigger... 1978 01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:11,073 I'll throw it away. 1979 01:35:15,878 --> 01:35:18,847 Rick... 1980 01:35:18,914 --> 01:35:21,817 I have a little present for you. 1981 01:35:36,231 --> 01:35:38,133 Do you have insurance, son? 1982 01:35:38,200 --> 01:35:39,634 No, dickhead. 1983 01:35:43,471 --> 01:35:47,209 [RICK AND ARMBRUSTER SCREAMING] 1984 01:36:05,727 --> 01:36:08,396 * Some people have Some people have not * 1985 01:36:11,366 --> 01:36:14,069 * Some got a little And some got a lot * 1986 01:36:17,305 --> 01:36:20,342 * Poor people crying 'Cause they ain't got a dime * 1987 01:36:23,511 --> 01:36:26,214 * They're left standing In a welfare line * 1988 01:36:29,517 --> 01:36:31,619 * Hard times In the land of plenty * 1989 01:36:31,686 --> 01:36:32,855 * Some got it all 1990 01:36:32,921 --> 01:36:35,057 * And the rest 1991 01:36:35,123 --> 01:36:38,060 * Hard times In the land of plenty * 1992 01:36:38,126 --> 01:36:39,427 * Some got it all 1993 01:36:39,494 --> 01:36:41,796 * And the rest They ain't got any * 1994 01:36:47,469 --> 01:36:50,238 * The taxman says You got to pay more money * 1995 01:36:52,841 --> 01:36:54,109 * When you're already broke 1996 01:36:54,176 --> 01:36:56,378 * You know That just ain't funny * 1997 01:36:58,813 --> 01:37:01,616 * You got to rob Peter To pay back Paul * 1998 01:37:03,785 --> 01:37:05,453 * You used To stand up straight * 1999 01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:08,156 * But now you got to crawl 2000 01:37:11,093 --> 01:37:13,595 * Hard times In the land of plenty * 2001 01:37:13,661 --> 01:37:14,997 * Some got it all 2002 01:37:15,063 --> 01:37:16,698 * And the rest 2003 01:37:16,764 --> 01:37:19,401 * Hard times In the land of plenty * 2004 01:37:19,467 --> 01:37:20,802 * Some got it all 2005 01:37:20,869 --> 01:37:23,671 * And the rest They ain't got any * 2006 01:38:01,376 --> 01:38:04,179 * Nobody knows you When your money's gone * 2007 01:38:06,614 --> 01:38:09,884 * Your future looks dark When your credit's blown * 2008 01:38:12,887 --> 01:38:15,823 * You got to hustle To stay alive * 2009 01:38:18,226 --> 01:38:22,197 * You got to be on top If you want to survive * 2010 01:38:25,167 --> 01:38:27,335 * Hard times In the land of plenty * 2011 01:38:27,402 --> 01:38:28,636 * Some got it all 2012 01:38:28,703 --> 01:38:30,805 * And the rest 2013 01:38:30,872 --> 01:38:33,375 * Hard times In the land of plenty * 2014 01:38:33,441 --> 01:38:34,742 * Some got it all 2015 01:38:34,809 --> 01:38:37,479 * And the rest They ain't got any * 2016 01:38:40,115 --> 01:38:42,117 * Hard times In the land of plenty * 2017 01:38:42,184 --> 01:38:43,518 * Some got it all 2018 01:38:43,585 --> 01:38:46,721 * And the rest 2019 01:38:46,788 --> 01:38:48,423 * They ain't got any 2020 01:38:53,595 --> 01:38:55,998 * Hard times In the land of plenty * 2021 01:38:59,134 --> 01:39:01,836 * Hard times In the land of plenty * 2022 01:39:05,073 --> 01:39:07,709 * Hard times In the land of plenty * 2023 01:39:10,878 --> 01:39:13,581 * Hard times In the land of plenty * 2024 01:39:16,751 --> 01:39:19,721 * Hard times In the land of plenty *