1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,880 TRUMPET (inaudible sounds) 2 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,880 Hello! Hello! 3 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,040 Hello! 4 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:05,240 TRUMPET (attempt for the song Love, God Love) 5 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:13,560 WITHOUT WORDS 6 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,200 (hit) 7 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,800 Change of repertoire SIGNAL "BURNING"! 8 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,840 HORN OF FIRE TRUCKS 9 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,320 Glory! 10 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,760 Hi guys! 11 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:03,600 Hi! Hello glory! 12 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,160 Hello glory! 13 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,600 Crucifix! What do you have here? 14 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:45,520 That's artificial ice the invention of our professor. 15 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,600 You don't just get up. SCREAM 16 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:55,560 I'm crazy. How did it get here? 17 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,560 Mr. Docent! Mr. Docent! 18 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,120 Where is Mr. Docent? Professor! 19 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:22,200 And aaaah, I'm hanging. 20 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:26,400 If you hadn't been fooling around here and rather saved 21 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:30,200 our docent. Aaah. 22 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,920 SHATTERING OF GLASS 23 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,920 BUBBLING 24 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,880 Hoses! To me! 25 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,440 Hergot. 26 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,400 Where is the docent? 27 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:05,320 (breathless, choked) Please haven't you seen our docent? 28 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,240 It's short! 29 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:33,840 What is it? -It will be for sure docent's invention of a new glue. 30 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:38,520 Why does it flow, a crucifix, a hydrant? - Well, it's confusing me too. Why? 31 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:42,520 Gentlemen, gentlemen! Where is the docent? -Yes, where is the docent? 32 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,600 PLAYING THE VIOLIN 33 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,680 I knew you would work until the last moment. 34 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,920 Someone had to insulate explosive materials, right? 35 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:56,040 Do you mind if I smoke? -No.-Thank you. 36 00:06:56,040 --> 00:07:00,040 Mr. Prof... Huge! Well sir, genius, genius! 37 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:04,520 But he should probably be plugged in by now fire protection system?-Why not? 38 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:09,800 Dagmar is in charge of that. And where is she? - We haven't found her poor thing yet. 39 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:15,520 We are full time, professor. -Thank you. You are very kind. 40 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:20,800 I would just like to ask you to the hoses were pointed in a different direction. 41 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,200 And where... another direction? 42 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:26,200 It doesn't matter, maybe there... to those roses. 43 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:28,800 The direction of the rose... extinguish! -It hasn't rained for a long time. 44 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,000 This way there could be an explosion, 45 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,640 if the water got in to acid tanks right? 46 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,920 What about the smell? -Don't mind that, 47 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:38,000 that's a small thing. -I see. 48 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,640 Sorry.-Mr. Prof... - It's brilliant... 49 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,120 Brilliant! - Well done. -Thank you. 50 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:47,760 Sir colleague. -I have a fire department degree. 51 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,200 No no! Don't touch it it will kill you. 52 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:58,960 I never knew that even fear can be beautiful my child 53 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:06,600 Well wait! -Great. -Squirting! 54 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:10,120 Fantastic! Fantastic! 55 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:15,080 Did something happen to you? -Don't worry, angel. 56 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:18,960 I always make sure to be thoroughly isolated. 57 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,840 Don't you want to light a fire? 58 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,200 Oh, I'm glad. Pardon. 59 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:28,040 I must have just fully recharged your electric lighter. 60 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,520 Ooo... 61 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:38,320 Where does it come from? Complete triumph... 62 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,000 Where is the foam? what is it 63 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:45,920 Are you looking for someone, professor? -Not yet. And you?-Me neither. 64 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,640 Come there! -What? 65 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,000 Come here! Come here! 66 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,320 Come with me! Come on! Come, there!-What?-Where? Where? 67 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:01,280 God hold it my friend there are ladies here. 68 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,080 Mr. Professor, congratulations again 69 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:07,080 to your great the invention of glue. Bravo! 70 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,720 I can see you won't be a burden gentlemen doodlepit, right?-No no no. 71 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,080 Not with your invention. 72 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,320 Professor. 73 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,880 You're missing something, admit it. - Oh no. 74 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,200 All important science materials they are in fireproof safes. 75 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,640 Professor! They are already pulling her! 76 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:38,080 TYPEWRITER TAPPING 77 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,400 Cheers. 78 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,480 how did you burn Mr. Professor? 79 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,760 Dagmar, you are alive and health? 80 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,640 Except someone locked me out outside in the office, 81 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,640 so nothing happened to me. 82 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,960 Hello, Dagmar! I'm glad it turned out this way. 83 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,880 I was already afraid for my soul. - No worries. 84 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:04,280 I suspected that there would be a lot to see fire on the roof. 85 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,320 Here's the thief? -Fire. 86 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:21,200 So, where do you have it, rascal? - It wasn't stolen, it was burning. 87 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,560 I see. So come show me. 88 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,440 The fire apparently started by over-condensing acid vapors 89 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,240 in building C. Please. 90 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,680 With a certain percentage of this danger 91 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:43,200 we have to, unfortunately, in our research count permanently. 92 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,240 However, this is fixed in the statute of our institution, please. 93 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:50,840 The fire continued through the pipes to fuel tanks Roman XIII. 94 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,640 Here here, please. -Roman XIII. 95 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:02,440 Thanks to the timely intervention of Mr. Docent, please he didn't get there. 96 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:06,120 But he broke our sublimation VX-76 adhesive circuit 97 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,200 right here next to the hydrant. 98 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,160 But of course we are didn't foresee, please. 99 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:14,760 Yes, next time we have to consider all measures. 100 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:17,640 Please, gentlemen. 101 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:23,360 The fire proceeded from there in three directions - 102 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,160 here, here and here. 103 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,120 Fire brigades have put out the fire so far here, here and here 104 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,280 because the smoke was coming from there. 105 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,440 But we couldn't know that it burns completely elsewhere. 106 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,200 The docent doesn't say that either. Please continue. 107 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,880 Fortunately, we extinguished the fire own resources... 108 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:45,560 Here, Mr. Associate Professor in person. -I'll make a mistake a few minutes later. 109 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:48,800 Yes yes, because power entrusted with this task 110 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,920 she was still overwhelmed. 111 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,880 And so out of water damage it's not even that bad 112 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,600 despite the fact that at risk workplaces like ours 113 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,720 we always have to expect something similar. 114 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,800 well please take a look 115 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,800 ceiling pipe mostly highly flammable materials. 116 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,440 So we can end it, professor, what do you say 117 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,720 Like what, please? - Well, here's the fire. 118 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:12,040 Look, we won't come up with anything you don't take anything from the fire department, 119 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,280 insurance company together will give you nothing... 120 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:18,440 Well, hang in there, with God. I'll jump in when there's more 121 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,600 then we add it all together we'll underline it... 122 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,760 Hehe... right? -I thank you for the kindness. 123 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,080 But what do you mean when will there be more? 124 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:28,920 I mean nothing at all. Hi, he... 125 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,000 Elizabeth, remember this address. 126 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,160 There will be some here murders out of jealousy. 127 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:40,960 No more fires? -No, no fires, they didn't work. 128 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,520 I'm terribly thirsty. where are we going now 129 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,920 On the housing estate III. - Is that the madness? 130 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:50,360 No, the mushrooms. -Ah..., mushrooms. 131 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,160 Hey, it's not a thermos that's my leg captain 132 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,600 It is, sorry. Did you say laziness? 133 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:59,000 Mushrooms.-What? - Here she said. - Ah. 134 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,800 i don't know Dagmar and Ester! 135 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:09,040 I should sit them next to each other or vice versa 136 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:12,040 each to a different end of the table? -This is a delicate matter, 137 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,440 sir mate a very delicate matter. 138 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,480 Especially on birthdays our docent. 139 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,800 Very delicate... -I would see it as follows. 140 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,840 Please. - Mr. Docent will sit here... 141 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,560 Here. -... Dagmar will sit here... 142 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:28,880 Yes. Over here. -... and Ester will sit here. 143 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,880 I see. 144 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:34,120 My god, it suits you. -My God, it suits you. 145 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,680 (Dagmar aside) It blooms like a cemetery. 146 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,840 (Ester aside) A bit like Vinnetou. 147 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,960 ESTHER: See?-Well. Where will we hang out? 148 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,200 Where will Dagmar hang out? and where is Esther?-Here... 149 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,800 Miss Ester here and Dagmar there. -... Dagmar... there.-No no no no! 150 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,240 No you can't do that to us we will sit together 151 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,520 Yes, Dagmar will hang out here. -Together. 152 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:53,040 Ladies...-It is precisely intended... -We want to hang out together. 153 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,160 ... together. -But... 154 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,440 What a crunch, right? 155 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:01,600 I'm crazy. I wouldn't expect that in my life. 156 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,600 Come on, honey. 157 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,640 I can't wait when it starts 158 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,000 Well. - Well. 159 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,680 EXPLOSION 160 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:31,760 The merits of Mr. Docent 161 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,800 about our institute and scientific field 162 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:39,960 only history can evaluate. -Bravo! 163 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,960 We ourselves... 164 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,080 Well... We... 165 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,840 Excuse me, professor. Congratulations. 166 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,240 Pardon. 167 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,880 We ourselves somehow... Well 168 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,280 We ourselves... 169 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,160 We ourselves know very well that we would be without him 170 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,480 didn't mean at all but... 171 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,880 Sorry... Would... -Excuse me. 172 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:10,920 Congratulations. -Please. 173 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,600 Please, professor. That we would... 174 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:20,880 (hint) That without him we would... ... without him they did not mean ... 175 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,440 that without him we would mean... 176 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,400 so very small. 177 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:34,600 That concludes my wish interpreted for us all 178 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,160 to the next... 179 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:40,240 in the next decades, twenty years... 180 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,240 fifty years... success... 181 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:48,480 in the company and... in private life... success. 182 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,640 don't blame me that to express their thanks 183 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:02,560 I will add a prosaic note, which is not even original 184 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,720 but on the contrary it has already been said many times. 185 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,800 Even with the best of intentions to make the celebrant happy 186 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,040 it is very unfair 187 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:16,280 degrade everyone's work on the merits of an individual. 188 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:21,680 You are the ones who deserved it for the success and fame of our institute. 189 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:26,560 I couldn't have done it without you not even the most banal discovery of glue. 190 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:30,000 And that's why I wish to make my birthday 191 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,440 became an opportunity for a social celebration 192 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:38,520 success... and ages of us all. 193 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,360 Whereas, as for that age 194 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,560 it will be for most of you 195 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:48,480 a much happier balance than for me. 196 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,040 APPLAUSE Well done. 197 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:55,560 What is it? -We released happy birthday photos 198 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,000 and we'd love it if you gave them to us signed, Professor. 199 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,720 Yes. -Yes. -Yes. - Of course, so... 200 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:07,800 Please, that would be it. Yes, more please. 201 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,840 So. More please. Yes, of course. Very happy. 202 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:14,480 Professor, if you were so... -Yes, ma'am, yes, yes. 203 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,680 If I may ask, Professor, credit me with "yours". 204 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,080 It seems so important to you treasure? 205 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,520 you have no idea how happy you will make me. 206 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:28,720 So now it was my turn. -Yes please, of course, of course. 207 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,080 OMINOUS MUSIC 208 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:05,840 (reads the text on the note) Darling, come to the fallout shelter at midnight. 209 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,840 He'll be there impatiently expect your... 210 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:38,480 (song) What's the one how bad is love 211 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:43,280 when they love when they love one two 212 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:47,120 even worse, when three want four. 213 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,880 six past five love doesn't skimp on numbers. 214 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:56,720 love bad when two don't like each other 215 00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:01,600 that love is bad when one prevails. 216 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:06,520 that love bad when two don't like each other 217 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,480 that love is bad. 218 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,560 What is it like weird math. 219 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,440 Six loves love eludes the seventh. 220 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:31,360 A million women he gives love every day. 221 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,640 only on me it doesn't get to me. 222 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:40,000 love bad when two don't like each other 223 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,440 that love is bad when one lingers... 224 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,760 So as I fulfilled your wish? 225 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,360 Great, Bedrich, you have a baby with me 226 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,680 (song) ... that love is bad when two don't like each other 227 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,160 that love is bad... 228 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,560 sorry, that means that I have a shred of hope after all? 229 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,680 We all have that, teddy bear. - Yes, ma'am. 230 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:18,000 (song) ... that love is bad when one lingers, 231 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:22,400 that love is bad when two don't like each other 232 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:27,520 that love is bad... 233 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,640 I will come in a moment. 234 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,080 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 235 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:49,120 MUSIC IS HEARD FROM THE HALL (That love is bad...) 236 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:57,840 THE RUMBLE OF THE OPEN METAL DOORS 237 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:14,160 OMINOUS MUSIC 238 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,240 TICKING 239 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,720 However, I would... - No. - Sorry. 240 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,600 I'll go for a moment for the hell of it. 241 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,240 Got it, I'll be right there. -Hmm. 242 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,440 So, sir... Sorry, sorry. 243 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,480 Here... the width and... height. 244 00:22:56,720 --> 00:23:01,520 Kampak, dear? Perhaps you don't want to leave us anymore? 245 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,120 no dear I'll be back in a moment. 246 00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,120 But sure. -Certainly. 247 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,600 We would be terribly sorry then, if you didn't come today 248 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,800 Well. - Well. 249 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:21,040 BROKEN GLASS 250 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,000 TICKING 251 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:10,360 Huh... Huh! 252 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:16,360 Huh! 253 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:20,600 Yes... ticks a pregnant gothic concept... 254 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:25,400 your hand will always tell you kitten Dagmar. 255 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:34,600 Five - four - three - - two - one - zero! 256 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,240 EXPLOSION -What was that? 257 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,040 She was like that small gift racquet 258 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,080 for your birthday love. 259 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,000 What do we have here? -Explosion. 260 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Gas or something political? -Bunker and there was a fire here before. 261 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,600 ah i remember wild mushrooms. 262 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,600 Ah... 263 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,440 THE DOOR 264 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,200 Respectfully, sir. Hello, gentlemen. 265 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,040 Respectfully, sir. - Be healthy, young men. 266 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,800 Come on. Put it down, Mrazek. - Mr. Docent will kindly allow. 267 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,560 Sir, here is the picture. It was delayed a little bit, 268 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,160 it was foggy, longer exposure, it's still wet.-Beautiful... 269 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,240 They succeeded, Mrázek, that's decent. - Take a look. 270 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,600 this is a nice place here's the little girl.-What little girl? 271 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,920 That's... that's another case, no, grasshopper?-No, grasshopper. 272 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,400 I mean tan grass.-Yes grass! Well, that's a case of explosion, right? 273 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,040 And sir, look here... Here it is the only one 274 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,200 what's left of the... of that poor lady. 275 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,000 Show me, Mr. Bouš. Look, Mrázek, do you see? 276 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,480 What ever remains of a man? -And sometimes even less. 277 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:09,600 But how did...-What? Gentlemen, how could this happen? 278 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,760 I'll tell you professor 279 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,480 You needed to get rid of it difficult lovers. 280 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,520 So where did you lure her? - Huh? 281 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,040 Into the fallout... -Um. 282 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,840 By the way, Professor, doesn't that seem a bit corny? 283 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,960 That's what he's doing today each CO instructor. 284 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,640 And then you're all sakum prask blew up 285 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,120 professor.-And with what? An explosive you perfected. 286 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:37,840 FX-763. Is that right, gentlemen? 287 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,640 I am her lured into cover? 288 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,360 you are unlucky Mr. Bonecutter. 289 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:49,000 Can you tell us who's smoking here? Dutch tobacco?-Hm?-Well me. 290 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,600 But that doesn't mean that...-Hmmm. 291 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,000 And you can tell us where is your baby? 292 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,480 Of course. 293 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,800 We will tell you where you have it. Frost!-Frost. 294 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,040 is it her -Where did you find her? 295 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,800 But we found not only a nest, but also the letter... 296 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,480 Which you are tragically He invited the deceased into the shelter. 297 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,600 And you can tell us where were you at the time in question? 298 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,520 Certainly. I am... - Well? 299 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,800 You are cold-blooded observed... 300 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,000 From where? From afar.-From afar. 301 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,680 ... the result from a distance your diabolical trap. 302 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,520 What have you done to us... Mr. Professor? 303 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,400 One of the gentlemen would you like a coffee please? 304 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,480 I. - Nope. 305 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:44,240 Docent, you've already had your coffee he drinks with us. 306 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,840 And not just coffee. 307 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,320 Professor. 308 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,280 FUNERAL MUSIC 309 00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,880 For God's sake, Captain, 310 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,880 won't anyone believe me that I'm innocent?-Why not? 311 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:08,600 For example, I believe you myself. But until I have any proof, 312 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,040 on which I would caught her on plums... 313 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,320 I have to go on in that theater. 314 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,680 Who her? -That tricolor cat of yours, after all. 315 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,080 What is her name? - Dagmar. 316 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:47,120 So 10 minutes and no speech in the process. 317 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,680 In 10 minutes alone here I'll give 10 minutes alone anywhere. 318 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,160 (begging) Fifteen - anywhere. 319 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,280 We pay for thirteen. 320 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,320 You idiot! 321 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,200 ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR KOSTOHRYZ: For God's sake, Dagmar. 322 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,600 what are you doing Mr. Professor? 323 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:17,200 I am writing you a letter... goodbye. 324 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,600 And why are you saying goodbye to me? -It won't be wasted. 325 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,320 The gallows awaits me. 326 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,760 who is this 327 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:36,360 One sadist from Moravia. He sleeps continuously. 328 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,560 Did you confess? 329 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,160 I stand by myself exact relation to the truth 330 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,800 he couldn't well enough. But I had plenty of time to think 331 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,320 that to me for all my moral lapses belong. 332 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,040 You are absolutely right professor 333 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:52,680 But me, in spite of what I have become a victim of your vice, 334 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,240 I am willing to help you. -But how?-Leave it to me. 335 00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,280 I just expect you to infer it appropriate conclusions.-That is? 336 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,880 That you will do what was long ago your moral duty. 337 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,040 But what on earth was that? 338 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,920 That you marry me for the wife. 339 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,040 But you wrote to me that you have before marriage. 340 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,320 I have that too but with you. 341 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:26,160 You can climb out of that shit you Sherlock. 342 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,160 Captain, Captain... 343 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,400 What should I do? 344 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,440 let me think how i think 345 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,360 it will be best when you let yourself be judged. 346 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,760 Even privately for you it will be better, professor. 347 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,760 But why? - Well, why? 348 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,640 Because than us we will prove your innocence 349 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,280 so you will be a long time ago from the criminal outside. 350 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,720 However, if you don't get the rope, that is also possible. 351 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,600 Yeh. -Come on, don't despair, okay? 352 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,720 It is well known that women confess best 353 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,560 when they carry a flower to the grave. - Yeh... 354 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,320 Do you feel guilty? -Like everyone. 355 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,440 Yes. Namely... How should I understand this? 356 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,360 original sin which Adam already committed. 357 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,880 What are you most interested in? on death? 358 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,080 A moment to forget everything what was 359 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:31,000 and surrendering to the exciting I don't know what will happen. 360 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,680 However, you could indulge yourself even in full life. 361 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,000 Hmm, too bad that I won't be there. 362 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,760 I am a representative of Playboy magazine, temporarily accredited in Prague. 363 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,320 if i'm not mistaken you are wearing the attire of a bride. 364 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,840 Yes.-You can do it for us explain in more detail? 365 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,480 I'll take docent Kostohryz with me from the courtroom directly to the town hall. 366 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,240 So you are about his innocence convinced.-Not only convinced. 367 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,600 I also have proof of her. May I?-Thank you. 368 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,560 Allow me to put it to you a few more questions 369 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,040 related to this topic? 370 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,520 And you could us with such some proof 371 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,720 kindly introduce? -Yes. 372 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,800 It is above all defendant's letter 373 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,760 inviting to a meeting in a nuclear shelter. 374 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,520 This is perhaps evidence against the accused and not for him. 375 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,000 He would be against the defendant, if sent by the deceased. 376 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,960 And to whom did he send it? -Me. 377 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,960 NOISE IN THE COURT ROOM 378 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:35,360 Docent Kostohryz challenged me for a meeting in the shelter. 379 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,200 Not the deceased. 380 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,800 God forbid, Ester, that letter to me she snapped out of jealousy. 381 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,080 And why didn't you go there? into that cover? 382 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,240 I went there. 383 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,000 So the defendant wanted to get rid of you 384 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,600 The defendant did not but deceased. 385 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,280 Why did she pass away? 386 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,200 Because after reading that letter she decided to eliminate us both. 387 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,640 How are you both? After all, the professor at the appointed time 388 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,360 he didn't come into the shelter at all. - He couldn't even. 389 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,760 What prevented him from doing so? -I. 390 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,760 And how may i ask 391 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,440 With your body. EXCITED TALKS OF THOSE PRESENT 392 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,840 Quiet, please, quiet. THE JINGLING OF THE BELL 393 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,320 Quiet, please, quiet! Or I'll clear the hall. 394 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,800 Quiet, please. Keep going. 395 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,360 SILENCE IN THE HALL Meanwhile, unhappy Esther, 396 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,960 I'm not mad at her i understand her 397 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,480 when she saw that until the last moment 398 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,360 to the bunker nobody comes 399 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,600 she tried stop the infernal device. 400 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,640 Um. -And that became fatal for her. 401 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,840 APPLAUSE 402 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,120 JUDGE: Calm down, please! Total peace! 403 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,520 Calm down, please. The witness will remain in the hall. 404 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,840 THE BELL Calm down, please, I'm talking! 405 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,560 Witness please captain Libíček. 406 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,760 The defendant lured both girls to the nearby forest 407 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:20,080 and then there is the razor...LAUGHTER - But Mr. Witness, 408 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,880 the sexual deviation it is on the first floor at number thirteen. 409 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,480 No, there is the fraud, I'll go there then. 410 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,360 But the two is the drowned one, what had previously given the entire village. 411 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,400 So would it be a seed? JINGLE Quiet please! 412 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,600 Please don't... don't... don't mess with me here! 413 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:39,320 Be there. Quiet, please. 414 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,720 THE BELL Calm down! Peace! Peace! 415 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:43,080 (whispering) I have a feeling that I saw it in the cinema yesterday. 416 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,360 Why? - About those little girls. 417 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,040 Mr. Professor, are you not sick? 418 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,680 No, why do you think, honey? -You are all pale. 419 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,960 That's it, angel that when looking 420 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,880 to your youth and grace I feel old and tanned. 421 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,920 JUDGE: But Mr. Defendant. 422 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,720 ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR KOSTOHRYZ: Sorry. 423 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,120 From the statement the witness Dagmar follows 424 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,920 that the defendant was not in the bunker and he did not prepare the explosion. 425 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,280 However, we have irrefutable proof that he was there. 426 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,920 What evidence? - The captain misses the pipe. 427 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,360 JUDGE: Defendant, step forward. 428 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,680 JUDGE: Is this your chick? 429 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,320 Please. -Pardon. 430 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,200 All circumstances, unfortunately, there are indications that they do. 431 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,800 NOISE IN THE HALL THE BELL 432 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,960 You can sit down. 433 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,720 Mr. Witness, what do you know about this chick? 434 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:59,640 Based on accurate investigation the defendant smoked from it 435 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:03,240 before leaving the hall. -And then? 436 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,800 Well, she was found after the explosion in a demolished bunker. 437 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:13,200 Defendant, can you explain to me how did she get there? 438 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,560 DAGMAR: Very simply. 439 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,360 What is it? - That's the professor's pipe. 440 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,840 How do you want to prove it? -Playfully. 441 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,560 will you allow -Please, please, please. 442 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,560 Of course. -Honey! 443 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,920 Call the defendant. - Dear... 444 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,920 Defendant, come here. -Honey, try it. 445 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,520 Well, now here's mine. So. 446 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,800 Is there a doctor here? -Doctor, please. 447 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,960 Doctor. -Please. 448 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,160 what do you say doctor? 449 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,440 A ROAR OF APPLAUSE 450 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,440 JUDGE: Quiet, please! Quietly! Quietly! 451 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:05,520 Mr. Editor, damn fix, what are you doing here 452 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,280 Leave immediately. I... I'll clear the hall! 453 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,040 did you hear Quiet please! 454 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,720 THE BELL Hush! 455 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:16,160 Go away immediately! 456 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,080 Witness, so can you explain who does the pipe from the bunker belong to? 457 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,360 Well, that's clear. Poor Esther. 458 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,960 so you mean that she smoked a pipe?-No. 459 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:30,120 We bought both pipes for the docent's birthday, 460 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,920 in the same store which can Mr. Captain 461 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,560 with the diligence of his own investigate. 462 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,720 We are gifts due to the tragic events 463 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,000 were not enough to pass. 464 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,200 Mine is here. 465 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,320 NOISE IN THE AUDIENCE APPLAUSE 466 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,240 And that's why the docent Richard Kostohryz 467 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,680 absolves guilt throughout. 468 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:03,120 APPLAUSE 469 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,440 For God's sake, Captain, what should I do? You must marry her.-Why? 470 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,200 Well, why? Because, first of all it is your moral duty 471 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,640 and secondly, for heaven's sake after all, it is 472 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,480 the only possible way how to convict her.-Ah. 473 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,480 Today you pledged your allegiance. 474 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:39,440 May these rings be yours they remind you throughout your life. 475 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,760 THE ORGAN 476 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,440 This is going to be one hell of a honeymoon. 477 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,520 Because when he finds out what she wants 478 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,720 so she will try get into crime. 479 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,880 But when she finds out what does he want 480 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,440 so he will want him send to the truth of God. 481 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,640 If of course we don't invest in it. 482 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,920 It's a thermos, Captain. -Um. Pardon. 483 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:46,520 Dear, the first song to dance to dedicates our band to the bride. 484 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,080 LOVE SONG HAS... 485 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:07,480 love has it is a sprinkling of pure dew in a flower, 486 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:12,280 love has this is a wedding gift from the wood elves, 487 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:16,800 love has it's a nest from a warm human palm, 488 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:20,040 love has that's a well 489 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:23,920 where doe go to drink 490 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:30,600 Love opens doors and watches over there 491 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:35,240 where the wind went to sleep 492 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,240 it doesn't rust, it doesn't die and he knows well 493 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:45,080 where does the stork fly 494 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:53,880 He'll give you a couple of gold shackles, he knows the stairs to heaven 495 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:59,640 he is a wizard my eyes are covered with snow 496 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:07,960 gentle benefactor, oh, the great love of heaven, haha. 497 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:14,200 love oh that is the light in the darkness of hopelessness 498 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:19,120 love aaa it's dizzying in which eternity trembles 499 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:23,840 love uuu it's God's breath on human skin, 500 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,880 love aaa this is the moment 501 00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:33,120 when the stars bow down to us. 502 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:42,360 Where the white rose shines, the old mill is clattering, 503 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:49,880 every tear on your face turns into Lady Jane's smile. 504 00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,400 mecie, cherie, 505 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:59,880 the crescent moon roams the night and the nightingale sings don-diri-don, 506 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:06,000 this is the happiness temple true love's birth lump, 507 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,760 sha-la-li I'm calling stop time 508 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:14,840 turn off the lantern haha. 509 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:20,480 love has it is a sprinkling of pure dew in a flower, 510 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:25,280 love has this is a wedding gift from the wood elves, 511 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:29,960 love has it's God's breath on human skin, 512 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,880 love has this is the moment 513 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,920 when the stars bow down to us. 514 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:44,000 love has it is a sprinkling of pure dew in a flower, 515 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,760 love has this is a wedding gift from the wood elves, 516 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:53,400 love has it's God's breath on human skin, 517 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,680 love has... -Here Eagle, here Eagle! 518 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,640 Docent, are you there? 519 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,400 Know where you are going on a honeymoon? 520 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,840 give me a break let me be 521 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,840 I decided to be calm and live happily.-With a murderess. 522 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,880 Every woman has some deficiency, especially when beautiful, graceful, 523 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,840 young, smart, intelligent... - Congratulations. 524 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,560 Thank you, thank you. 525 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:22,400 What about justice? and honor and god's mills? 526 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,560 And a higher principle? 527 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,480 She did it just because that he loves me 528 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,520 Like nobody, professor. 529 00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:34,960 What about freedom, youth, fly away... 530 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,160 ... and hares? (clearing Elizabeth's throat) 531 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,360 I'm starting a new life. 532 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,640 it makes me better it touches me. 533 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,320 APPLAUSE 534 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:53,280 Another composition of our orchestra is dedicated to the groom. 535 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:03,240 jesus professor can i please thank you 536 00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:06,080 I am very much looking forward to that you as a married 537 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,680 support in the institution of mothers. -Yes, and that's like what... like? 538 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,320 Well, as you will have for them greater understanding. 539 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:16,280 That goes without saying. 540 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,800 Excuse me, please? -Sure. 541 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:26,280 Mr. Reich, Mr. Reich, we are they all cried a lot. 542 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,520 Well, it's like... like you married us, you know? 543 00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,080 Really? -And me the most. 544 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,320 Well... don't despair dear 545 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:41,120 being married is more of a warm-up than a physical defect. 546 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:46,640 Excuse me, please. now you will have to help us. 547 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,880 Yes and as in what gracious lady? 548 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,080 With that moral. -Yes, you know that 549 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,560 so let's get into it. -Oh thank you. 550 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,280 Certainly. 551 00:45:56,720 --> 00:46:00,000 will you allow -Please. 552 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,400 I heard fairy, 553 00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,120 that when someone gets married so it starts to get old. 554 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,680 Well, you know what, Zajda, we can from time to time 555 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,320 scientifically and strictly scientifically check what? 556 00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,280 Hey, can you girl? 557 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,680 With the second and fourth, what did you dance with them 558 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,240 today was the last time. -How is it? 559 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:23,880 Otherwise I'd have to run you over bug.-But come on... 560 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:27,120 Come on, she was just get it, so much fun. 561 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,840 Despite the fact that that both failed. 562 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:33,920 In what?-At work and... even in morality. 563 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,440 Well, isn't it? 564 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,240 We will have to give them dismissal, cha. 565 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:43,480 But I don't know, that... -But I know that. 566 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:56,240 Captain, are you still there? - Still. 567 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:59,240 We're going on our honeymoon to the game park in Horní Kozlí, 568 00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:03,040 Vimperk district, Šumava in southern Bohemia. 569 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,720 APPLAUSE IN THE HALL 570 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,280 LYRIC MUSIC (fujara) THE MULL OF COWS 571 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,840 I've been coming here since I was a kid. we will ride here until we die. 572 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:39,640 I'm all about it baby firmly convinced. 573 00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:44,920 Mr. Professor, you did to us 574 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,920 such joy such a joy. 575 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,960 A very big pleasure you did to us 576 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:52,640 And is that your young mistress? - Dagmar. 577 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,600 She did well for you. Well, she's like dust and gunpowder. 578 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,840 But dad, blood and milk is said. - Oh well. 579 00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,240 Here at you since morning Mom and I are waiting. 580 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:05,040 young lady, you will have peace of mind here. 581 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,880 It's not like the city here when you don't know 582 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,600 where something runs over him or something falls on him from above. 583 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,640 No?-No no. - Well, you see. 584 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,960 So let's go for coffee, shall we? Daddy, come too. 585 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,440 Come on, kids. Like at home. We are so glad you came. 586 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,000 Come, please. This way please. 587 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,560 And here we are. 588 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:37,080 I hope you're having a good time here, kids. sleep well.-It's beautiful here. 589 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:40,480 Of course it will be, Mrs. Vojtová, surely it will. - Right? 590 00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,040 As always. 591 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:48,720 Look at that... to the beautiful view, darling. 592 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,880 Yes, here you can see the forest. 593 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,440 And yet, young lady, come see the bathroom. 594 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,000 (enthusiastically) It is. 595 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,320 Are you still in your clothes? (whispering, incomprehensible:)-I am... 596 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:20,800 what are you saying - That I thought a little. 597 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:26,400 You can't do that, little cat think of those ugly women 598 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:30,160 what did he have in front of me? come here 599 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,600 Caress my... HOWLING 600 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:39,240 what's wrong honey - I have something with my neck. 601 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,680 you are shaking like seeing me like this for the first time 602 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:46,160 DOCTOR'S WHISPER DAGMAR: What are you saying? 603 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,840 If we shouldn't go out so that you can't see through the window. 604 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,520 I don't care after all, I'm with you. 605 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,880 A MOAN BONEBRIDGE: Please... 606 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,080 I think... 607 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,560 I think it is now I'll turn it off for a few minutes, won't I? 608 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,280 From a forensic point of view there will be nothing remarkable there. 609 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,280 I don't think so. -Aaaah... 610 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:10,120 You know... I'm begging you dear I'm not feeling well today. 611 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,680 That means that he knows about our microphone? 612 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,160 Of course. 613 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,800 It just boggles my mind how did you figure it out 614 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,840 that nothing will happen? -The soundtrack at the same time 615 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:30,600 he looks completely different, captain. -I see. 616 00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:36,080 Nothing happened, honey. You're a bit over the top. 617 00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,760 Tomorrow you will stay lying down. 618 00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:43,000 And now you get something good good night 619 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,360 You are so nice to me. 620 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:55,320 I don't even deserve to be so nice to me 621 00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,680 I don't know yet, baby. 622 00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,720 You know, it's all on me it kind of lies 623 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:05,520 the court the poor... 624 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,080 Pssss. 625 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,840 He shouldn't stay between us no shadow 626 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:15,640 Nothing unexplained. do you understand me 627 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:21,000 I believe so. You know what, honey? 628 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,400 Come on, we will talk, yes? 629 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,280 yes yes but not until tomorrow. 630 00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:30,840 Your kitty is very sleepy and drunk too. 631 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:38,280 Tomorrow you will tell me everything about yourself and i will forgive you everything 632 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:42,600 Yeah? Come on, yeah. 633 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:51,160 Good night. -Good night. 634 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,880 In terms of our investigation that was relatively interesting. 635 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:02,560 Hmm, except the mushrooms, she knows about us too. 636 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,520 Young lady me today they won't even let it cook slowly. 637 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,160 Today we have to Ríšánek improve a little. 638 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,760 You made a good choice. 639 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,160 On the one hand it is a scientist after all 640 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,280 and she knows how to make money also for dumplings. 641 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,400 Something like that I haven't seen it yet. 642 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,120 I almost did that myself, didn't I? - Well. 643 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:26,160 To be of you such a chubby. 644 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:31,480 Just give it to him, young lady, von needs it. 645 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:36,200 And damn. Get out... -We get a bib. 646 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,040 He needs to catch up. 647 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:45,440 What do I mean by that? von deserves it today. 648 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:56,080 Hergot, it takes you. Feminine, add him. 649 00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:00,480 It was hungry. It looks so nice. 650 00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,640 Just have it. 651 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:08,480 Won't you spice it up? - You should, Risánka, you should. 652 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,640 So. 653 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,280 Mom, come here! 654 00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:22,040 Some poacher he poisoned our Sultan. 655 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,560 Maria doll, it's people, dad. 656 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,560 That dog i'm really sorry 657 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,320 ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR KOSTOHRYZ: please 658 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:47,520 Please expedited shipping sets of white mice, 659 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,560 at least 12. Poste restante, signed Kostohryz. 660 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,600 You can't get that not even a room on vacation? 661 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,560 What do you need it for? -But I am investigating such a phenomenon, 662 00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:02,040 how to save some species animals from complete extinction. 663 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:12,880 You mustn't turn pale for me, Rišánka. You're going to laugh at this one. So. 664 00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:16,080 Thank you. -So. 665 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,600 Won't you, darling? -Sure. 666 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,160 I'll just adjust for you, baby 667 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:56,960 sleep sweetly you dedicated helpers of science. 668 00:55:57,720 --> 00:56:00,440 How do you have it there? 669 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:06,400 Yes, those are tombs. 670 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:10,160 From childhood. God, how time flies. 671 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:15,320 Mice. They died in biological experiments. 672 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:21,960 And in our pocket they have preserved it to this day, haven't they? Um. 673 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:25,880 To them still something happened to you 674 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:29,240 Look how beautiful they are. 675 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:36,280 Darling, I have a big surprise for you. 676 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,480 Let's see, antlers. - That's a sensation. 677 00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,920 That's what you're looking at. - He's fourteen. 678 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,880 Well.-Yes. -And I got him. 679 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,800 And you know what I'm like? You can take it away. 680 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,360 Well, maybe not me... No, thank you. 681 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:57,600 You don't want him? - But yes, of course it is. 682 00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,640 So, hand. -Thank you. -The second. 683 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,920 I tied your straps on it so you'll be fine. 684 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,160 What? Well 685 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:12,000 We put it above the table to your office... 686 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,560 Jesus, maybe you you never take off 687 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,840 SHOOTING 688 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:20,040 What is it? 689 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:26,840 Have they gone crazy? -It's hunting season, darling. 690 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,480 SHOT BLOWING OF A TRUMPET 691 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:40,000 Do not shoot, gentlemen, a mistake happened! 692 00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,880 That's what it's called parforce hon. 693 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,360 Darling... 694 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:29,920 Why not even such a simple thing can't explain 695 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:42,360 PLAYING THE GUITAR 696 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,640 I'm begging you. -But. 697 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,680 it's you sir captain 698 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:54,360 I thought to myself if you don't need me 699 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,520 Burt. 700 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,200 So after recapping all that, what happened 701 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,840 analysis of our options and with the perspective of what awaits me 702 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,640 i decided that I can't take it anymore and run away. 703 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:15,280 where would you run you child? 704 00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,280 Your only salvation is to convict her and report her. 705 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,360 Hmm, I just can't do that. 706 00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,680 She does everything so smartly that I can never do anything for her. 707 00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:26,280 Besides me he loves day and night. 708 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:30,640 ELIZABETH: Because he has time. -How's that?-There's something about it. 709 00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,960 When she gets to the time press, 710 00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,720 come on already he will make a mistake. 711 00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:40,360 She wouldn't love you that much either. -What do you mean? 712 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,160 Turn on the engine and the fan, okay? 713 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,560 look at you professor I'm not giving you any advice, do you understand? 714 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,000 But if you went on it too, so she knows 715 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,080 that if they don't hurry, so it's amen. 716 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:53,040 I'm not giving you any advice, of course. -How did he leave? 717 00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:56,240 So for example, that footbridge over the stream, see? 718 00:59:56,240 --> 01:00:00,120 She's about to fall just help her a little. 719 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:03,400 I you... I still don't understand. 720 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,280 Look, by such a footbridge it's always about 721 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,600 who is standing on it at that moment right?-Yes, yes.-Well. 722 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,440 And as it starts to fall so she grabs the railing 723 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:15,040 and it will hang so long until you pull it out. 724 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,600 At such a moment one confesses to everything. 725 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,520 And what if not? -What if not... 726 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:23,800 Then he will see that it is bad and starts to faff.-Heh heh... 727 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,880 (sings) Beautiful appearance is in the god's world. 728 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,560 So careful, baby, careful don't fall into the foliage. 729 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:37,160 Aaah heartily higher and higher, then and you climb over there, you know 730 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,920 to be seen behind you the castle So. 731 01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:44,120 come on nice Give me..., give me your hand. 732 01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,840 Well, here we are. 733 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:50,160 DAGMAR: Yes, it's beautiful here. 734 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:55,120 So please, darling step aside, step aside on that footbridge 735 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:59,440 to get all that background in there. -Then go.-Hmm.Keep backing up, go, 736 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:04,000 back off, you still have two or three goals, feel free to back off. back off baby 737 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,480 don't worry, don't delay, but still... -And you know what? I'll take a picture of you. 738 01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:12,920 Go ahead and lend it to me like this.-Well, well... And stand there nicely and watch out 739 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,920 don't fall there You know how unlucky you are, right? 740 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:19,760 And you can still, there you go it will fit. Excellent, stay. 741 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,800 -Well... No, you'd better come I will take a photo of you. 742 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:26,360 I really don't like taking pictures. -But no no no darling 743 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:30,120 good on that footbridge... - I'm begging you, back off until... 744 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:33,920 No, you were fine there. -Darling, I'll take a picture of you. 745 01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:39,600 -Nice... -Back off, honey. I'm begging you, baby, I'm begging you. 746 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:43,880 So... and so with the hands... - Please, come here to the footbridge... 747 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:48,920 Give me the camera... hergot... -Ow! Oh! 748 01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:52,800 Darling... -... on that little finger... 749 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:57,040 Ha ha! Who do I see here? I hope you don't argue? 750 01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:02,600 A week after the wedding, chase not picked up. 751 01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:06,040 What is... Heeeee...! Jesus Christ! 752 01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:09,960 People, help! This is God's punishment! 753 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:14,040 i know that Count Schwarzenberg 754 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:19,480 I shot that time! Not the Countess! About the hunt... 755 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,480 FUNERAL MUSIC 756 01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:13,080 CAPTAIN LIBÍČEK: Psss... 757 01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:17,160 That was pretty messed up, huh? -I wouldn't say that. 758 01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:20,120 That method is fantastic. Hajný confessed to everything. 759 01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:23,160 And as he hung there over that ravine, so it went like an avalanche 760 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:25,720 - two attempted murders, arson, 761 01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,360 ambush and 6 illegitimate children. 762 01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:32,200 Of course, Mrs. Hunt it broke the poor guy. 763 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:41,680 She was a good woman. You mustn't take it so tragically. 764 01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:45,720 Look, for example, such a science. There it drips one by one. 765 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,760 I would beg for that. 766 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:49,960 Here every human loss will push knowledge forward. 767 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:53,080 Well, I know, on to more and greater human losses. 768 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:57,200 But we won't argue about that. I just want to remind you 769 01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:01,400 to do all the next steps only under my professional supervision. 770 01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:06,040 Would you really be so kind? -That's my duty. 771 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:12,040 That will be our dead box. Here are the exact instructions. 772 01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:14,480 do you understand -I understand. 773 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:18,520 Dead mailbox. I will fulfill to the last letter. 774 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:27,360 where are you going darling 775 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:31,760 On the nose, observe the grouse's morning call. 776 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:37,280 when you come back so you'll transfer it to me, bug, will you? 777 01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:04,520 SHOCK A PAINFUL SCREAM 778 01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:12,160 He lives! He really lives. 779 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:16,800 I will never let you go again into the forest itself. 780 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:19,800 how you scared me you bad... 781 01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,800 ROAR 782 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:25,560 Such a marriage I don't even remember here. 783 01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,920 Perhaps only the fourteen-year-old 784 01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:30,920 which brought to a different state the thirty-five-year-old. 785 01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:34,040 It was also so harmonious. 786 01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,040 Pardon. 787 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:40,160 Sorry, don't be mad at me 788 01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,320 but the patient needs now complete peace. 789 01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,480 Yes. 790 01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:51,120 Please. -Yes, doctor. 791 01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:56,120 A viper too, Captain? -Sure. 792 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:59,520 She was tied by the tail and therefore pretty pissed off. 793 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:02,080 Go, doctor. 794 01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:09,120 CUTTING A TREE WITH A SAW 795 01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:15,240 Have you calculated it? -Sure. 796 01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,680 The length of the cast shadow times the alpha tangent, 797 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,320 which is equal to the angle of the sun, which at 12.00 798 01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:23,200 fits exactly angular value of latitude. 799 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:25,360 well well well I believe you 800 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:27,360 but mainly to make it fall 801 01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:30,240 right next to her, yeah there, What should you have been sitting on?-What... 802 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,360 I'll sit there, but... 803 01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:36,160 And when it goes down, no one cares hoo hoo hoo hee hee ho ho ho ho... 804 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:40,600 Roar now! You wanted to kill me, beast! 805 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:44,120 Well, give it a try. - Beast... 806 01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:48,520 Maybe I can do that. -Nothing doing. 807 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,480 If we don't catch her in the act, what did she do 808 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:54,600 so we'll tighten it up what she didn't do. 809 01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:59,120 I'll secure it at night with a curtain rod with her fingerprints. 810 01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:02,680 Well, it will likely that she cut it herself? 811 01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:05,600 That's just it that takes her breath away. 812 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:11,400 And above all, don't forget to give it to her somehow hold the saw in front of it. 813 01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:18,320 But how? -Isn't that such a problem? 814 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:22,160 force own wife to use a saw? 815 01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:25,000 THE SAW GAME 816 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:39,000 you know what baby come for a walk 817 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,520 Um. And I can marry did i drink it with me? 818 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:47,320 But you'll carry it yourself. -Alone alone alone alone... 819 01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,400 Oh! -Come on. 820 01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:54,960 (sings) Na na na na na na na na na... 821 01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:59,560 Come on, come on. Do you want to shake hands? 822 01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:01,960 No you don't want to. 823 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:07,800 And I'll sit here. 824 01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:10,640 No no no no no no no no it's not safe here. 825 01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:15,440 There is a beautiful place over there. -But kiss.-Ah. 826 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:24,440 So, behind me finger and hop. 827 01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:27,960 just please n e u c l o u z n i . 828 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:39,760 Nooo, it's perfect here here we stay. 829 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,840 And I will sunbathe... whole. 830 01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:46,200 As? As you think without everything? 831 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:48,800 Naked. -Hmm. 832 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:51,240 Not even a foot will come here I guess I could, right? 833 01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,560 Well, I would kind of think rather not. 834 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:56,520 A random pedestrian walks by or a collective of workers... 835 01:08:56,520 --> 01:09:00,120 So I'll take off my clothes, huh? -Ah, sorry.-Where are you running? 836 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:03,560 I'm going to arrange something. -Arrange? 837 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:08,600 I mean, I'm going to jump off... Normally...EMBARRASSED LAUGHTER 838 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:15,920 Hello.-Ah.-Don't look, my wife undresses 839 01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,560 It doesn't matter now, does it? -Well, it is and it isn't. 840 01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:23,280 You better get into that tree. - Well, don't worry. 841 01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,320 We cut it a bit short, huh? 842 01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:33,000 I told you that it is not enough. 843 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,800 What about taking the saw? - Well, don't you want to cut it now? 844 01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:39,640 Who are you talking to there, honey? 845 01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:44,040 But that's all me. I'm thinking out loud again. 846 01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,960 Wait, I'll help you. 847 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,080 at least you see that it's no joke. 848 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:56,520 Such a solid try... about killing. 849 01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:58,760 Well, it's not but what now? 850 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,960 Let's poke at it a bit by car. 851 01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,680 Well, one has to be able to advise in every situation. 852 01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:05,800 Come with me. 853 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:08,400 Secretly. - Well, yeah. 854 01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:15,800 Kick it into neutral. Mr. Docent will crush us. 855 01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:18,240 Will you be so kind? -Certainly, Captain. 856 01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:20,840 And we'll blow it like a shell. Look, when it falls 857 01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:24,360 to back out with the fofer and quickly away. 858 01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:28,320 Mainly discreetly, discreetly. -I know. 859 01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:36,240 BLOWN 860 01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:43,080 BLOWN 861 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:50,080 For God's sake, more victims. 862 01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:53,520 We are going on vacation and we got a little lost. 863 01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:56,240 Order, Captain. 864 01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:00,480 Jesus, what happened here? 865 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:08,520 We are going on vacation and we got a little lost. 866 01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:10,640 Invite... hey... we... - Please? 867 01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:13,560 Invite to the game reserve. -I didn't understand you. 868 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:15,920 But sure. Allow us to invite you 869 01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:19,320 to the game park... Sincerely. What? Elizabeth's LAUGHTER 870 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:21,480 ...criminology and... 871 01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:24,760 Gentlemen, to dinner there will be mushrooms. 872 01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:30,360 You are everything did she pick you up honey 873 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,920 You say it like you are he was not happy. 874 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:37,720 But I have, how should I not I really like mushrooms. 875 01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:40,280 METAL IMPACTS 876 01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,720 it's bad we are up to our ears in it. 877 01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:53,600 On the contrary, now we have her there, where we wanted her. 878 01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:55,520 How is that? 879 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:56,880 What does it look like? 880 01:11:56,880 --> 01:12:00,000 Two kinds of those she brought, they are deadly poisonous. 881 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,760 As I assumed. 882 01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:06,080 So you see. -What do I see? 883 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:09,280 Come to the kitchen. 884 01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:26,120 So how are we, young lady? You will... you will... 885 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:29,440 As you wish. On cumin, with an egg 886 01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:33,080 and or coated.-Well. - Well, well, me... with an egg. 887 01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:35,880 I breaded. - Excellent and I'm on cumin. 888 01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:38,200 Everyone will be accommodated. 889 01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:41,720 Well, by God, maybe it is too much... work, darling. 890 01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:46,120 In three ways, it... - But not at all. 891 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:49,200 I'll be happy to do it for you. -And suddenly I thought - 892 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:52,520 - I will join you, young lady, also on caraway.-Caraway. 893 01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:56,120 Yes. yes please that's, that's the idea. 894 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:59,560 Suddenly, too, as if I it tasted like cumin. 895 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:02,960 But I'd really like to make you what...-But what, kind of what... 896 01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:07,360 some talk it will be on cumin and that's it. Well 897 01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:17,480 please what do you expect from it? 898 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,880 Why did you leave put everything in one pot? 899 01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:22,040 Because we are morally stronger. 900 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:24,760 And we'll hold the game till the end while she doesn't. 901 01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:27,560 Do you understand? - Well, in theory yes. 902 01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:31,520 But I'm practically afraid so that our guts can withstand it. 903 01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:36,480 Well, here it is. Let everyone take as much as they want. 904 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:40,680 Well, I really just... very little. 905 01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:43,320 Just give it to him. You see how pale he is. 906 01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,520 It smells. Hmmm. 907 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:48,040 how much you ma'am 908 01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:50,440 According to the norm. 909 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:56,080 Pop, pop, pop don't look back at anything. 910 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,160 You won't? -Of course, how could you not. 911 01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,600 But don't wait for me so that it doesn't get cold. 912 01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:12,240 And somehow it didn't get cold. But no no, come on, come on. 913 01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:15,680 Just sit at the table and papaya. 914 01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:21,520 Don't you like it, honey? -Please? No, no. 915 01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:24,000 Yes, of course. Very. 916 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:29,120 He is waiting for you because he knows that the housewife always has priority. 917 01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:32,520 But go, Captain. Since when are you so formal? 918 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:36,040 you are right Let's put etiquette aside, shall we? 919 01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:41,480 I think I'll have to have you take everyone... on command. 920 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,840 How... how please on command? 921 01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:46,840 Well, after the military. 922 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:51,000 All at my command grab the forks in your hand NOW! 923 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:54,000 Insert the forks under the mushrooms NOW! 924 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,360 Forks up mouth direction NOW! 925 01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:01,280 Grabbing a bite and performing a swallow NOW! 926 01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,920 Well, I like that. 927 01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:07,480 And now everyone just on one, two, three 928 01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:11,240 So, let's do ONCE, we will do TWO, 929 01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:14,600 we will perform THREE. What are you doing there, Bonegrind? 930 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:18,120 ONE, TWO, THREE. 931 01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:22,760 Don't hold back... others, Kostohryzová. 932 01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:26,360 (to the beat) Um, um, um. 933 01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:29,240 Um, um, um... 934 01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:32,520 FUNERAL MUSIC IS PLAYING 935 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:56,200 Come on, bug. 936 01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:02,240 Take it straight to the district hospital! 937 01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:07,520 I reckon so come in an hour at most 938 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:11,280 they bring a young lady there with cramps in the stomach. 939 01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:15,120 You were right captain as always. 940 01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:18,640 After all, they are wild mushrooms. 941 01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,120 To tell you the truth sir captain 942 01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:28,720 I don't really understand it. Will the woman be poisoned or not? 943 01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:31,040 of course not because we are before 944 01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:33,400 those poisonous mushrooms they took out of it. 945 01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:35,600 But she doesn't know that, and mentally it's on her..., 946 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:37,840 he will do the same to her as if she ate it. 947 01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:40,440 And are you convinced of that? -Absolutely. 948 01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:43,160 TELEPHONE Sorry. 949 01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:46,680 Please. Yeah, good. 950 01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:48,720 ok thank you 951 01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:51,360 They just called from the hunting lodge for rescue. 952 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:54,760 But...! And it's already here. And now it will go one time at a time. 953 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:58,480 As soon as they bring her, we jump on her: Why did you collect poisonous mushrooms? 954 01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:00,960 When she says she didn't know that they were poisonous 955 01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:03,600 so why were you afraid that they are poisonous, huh? 956 01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:06,560 Why did you eat them? Who did you wear makeup on? 957 01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:09,000 Who are you? did she want to bend? 958 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:13,360 What were you thinking during that? And that's it, scumbag. 959 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:19,400 HOOKING OF SANITATION 960 01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:42,760 They are already taking her. - I see. 961 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:47,080 Doctor! So here it is. 962 01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:06,760 With that person can't work 963 01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:11,760 Well, you can lie down with us for a while and it will be good. 964 01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:14,200 The nurse will give you something for reassurance 965 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:17,200 and everything will be again in perfect order. 966 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:21,080 (whispering) Thank you. Sisters. -Yes. 967 01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:31,320 The situation is absolutely critical. 968 01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:35,400 where am i -In the hospital, honey. 969 01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:38,640 Well, we are the mushrooms everyone ate. 970 01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:41,520 It won't be annoying either from the mushrooms, darling, 971 01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:44,040 because there are none there were no poisonous mushrooms. 972 01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:46,360 That was just such a trick. 973 01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:49,600 He can't even tell the chuza from the atlas toadstool mushroom. 974 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:52,080 So I'm not poisoned. 975 01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:54,480 You're not yet. 976 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,880 But you will. 977 01:18:57,640 --> 01:19:00,520 Because you messed up my tender feeling 978 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:04,000 you drove me away with your harlotry on the path of crime, 979 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:08,080 for my devotion you wanted to reward me with a crime. 980 01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:12,240 Even though I still love you it can't be lit.-No! No! No!!! 981 01:19:12,240 --> 01:19:16,200 AND! -That's enough, young lady. 982 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:19,240 May I, madam? -Ow! 983 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:22,240 Thank you. -I am arresting you in the name of the law, 984 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:24,920 because you offended my assistant 985 01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:27,600 You said goodbye to her. 986 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:31,080 And so she was the defendant proven 987 01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:35,080 not only the one mentioned above insulting an official, 988 01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:39,400 but also multiple attempted murder 989 01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:45,120 and the consummated act of murder explosion of an anti-nuclear shelter, 990 01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:49,240 which, as stately important building, is intended, 991 01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:54,120 to fly into the air under completely different circumstances. 992 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:56,720 I'm fine here on that bookseller 993 01:19:56,720 --> 01:20:00,360 what he accidentally forged fake banknotes? Nah... 994 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:09,360 JUST MUSIC AND A MIX OF VOICES 995 01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:06,800 Count for... -Hello. 996 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:11,880 Honey, send the ladies off from the door 997 01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:15,320 and come to me chat, yes? 998 01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,160 But sorry... Little girls! 999 01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:22,200 Come on, I... I... 1000 01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:31,320 But Esther. -As you can see, I survived... 1001 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,040 Oooooo... Thanks 1002 01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:37,480 And despite your downfalls I remained faithful to you. 1003 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:42,280 The bad one. - I'm... I'm happy. 1004 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:45,960 Everything is as it was only now my name is Miluška. 1005 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:49,640 won't you kiss me -Very happy. 1006 01:21:57,120 --> 01:22:00,040 Sorry, honey, that I am she messed you up with those kitties 1007 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:02,800 but... Now that you we will take so... 1008 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:07,560 how please We... the two of us... 1009 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:09,920 shall we take -Sure. 1010 01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:12,440 You just do which was a long time ago 1011 01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:15,120 your moral duty. 1012 01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:18,840 Excuse me for a moment. 1013 01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:41,000 Captain... Captain, she's there. I know, that's why I'm here. 1014 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:44,560 But she says I have to have her take.-Well you have to.-Why do I have to? 1015 01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:47,640 Well, because that's the only way how to get on her horse. 1016 01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:49,920 Do you understand? That's logical, isn't it? 1017 01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:52,920 Otherwise, they will throw the..., the assassination. 1018 01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:57,240 I'm curious how it turns out you will screw up in court. 1019 01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:01,880 THE ORGAN 1020 01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:05,320 Today you pledged your allegiance. these rings 1021 01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:09,480 to remind you of her throughout your life. 1022 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:45,880 What do we have here? -The wedding. 1023 01:23:46,440 --> 01:23:50,200 Yeah that's the cheater what works in widows of artists? 1024 01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:54,600 No, it's you. How you proposed to me. 1025 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:08,880 JOY OF WEDDING PARTIES 1026 01:24:09,880 --> 01:24:12,800 SHATTERING OF GLASS 1027 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:17,680 It's good that you came captain.-I did not come here, 1028 01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:21,240 I'm getting married here.-No, it doesn't matter, I just wanted to ask you 1029 01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:25,120 if you could lend me service pistol.-What pistol? 1030 01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:28,480 Well, I'm going on a honeymoon. 1031 01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:37,560 Poison. -To the rats. 1032 01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:42,560 Well, for more.-We have here Nera grains and...-Grains. 1033 01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:46,080 Wait, then he would be here particularly effective rat poison. 1034 01:24:46,080 --> 01:24:51,520 Three times.-Three... Is that enough? -Well, we have to hope. 1035 01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:08,240 So good luck. 1036 01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:11,640 What? -Good luck! 1037 01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:14,520 What? - But nothing. 1038 01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:16,840 A SONG love has 1039 01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:19,480 it's a sprinkle pure dew in the flower, 1040 01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:24,040 love has this is a wedding gift from the wood elves, 1041 01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:28,760 love has it's a nest made of a warm human palm... 1042 01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:33,120 Closed Captions: Ludmila Stránská 1043 01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:36,360 Czech television 2011