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Mimi ni Vlad Impaler Dracula,
wote mnaweza kunyonya jogoo wangu.

2
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Mimi ni Vlad Impaler Dracula,
wote mnaweza kunyonya jogoo wangu.

3
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Mimi ni Vlad Impaler Dracula,
wote mnaweza kunyonya jogoo wangu...

4
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Bora! Kama filamu za Fluxus!

5
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Kipaji mise-en-scene!

6
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Mimi ndiye mwandishi na mwongozaji wa filamu hii.

7
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Wakati fulani uliopita nilikubali kufanya
filamu inayotokana na hadithi ya Dracula.

8
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Filamu ya kibiashara, maarufu.

9
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Lakini siwezi kufanya hivyo!
Nina mawazo sifuri!

10
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Nilipokuwa nikihangaika na mradi huu,

11
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kwa bahati nzuri, AI imeendelea sana!

12
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Umeona tu
imetengenezwa na Vlaicu2000 AI.

13
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Je!

14
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Fedha, wazalishaji na wasambazaji,
walifanya uchunguzi wa mtihani,

15
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na inaonekana watazamaji
hakuwa na furaha hata kidogo.

16
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asilimia 82.

17
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Hivyo inaonekana kama
Itabidi nitengeneze filamu hii ya Dracula.

18
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Kubwa! Hii itakuwa super-biashara.

19
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Uchi, ngono, hisia,

20
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vurugu, kufukuza gari, damu nyingi,

21
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utani, vijiti, vijiti,

22
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"jichukie ukicheka,"
katika lugha maalumu.

23
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Basi, Mungu akubariki!

24
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pepo kwenye bawa,
O, umemwona yule jamaa?

25
00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:56,927
Kama umeme 'kuvuka anga
Kwa nyumba ya Floarea akaruka!

26
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Kisha chini ya chimney, sooth!

27
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Haraka kama upepo mbaya!
Ee Bwana, na jinsi alivyokuwa akipenda!

28
00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:08,689
Sema, umemwona pia?

29
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Joka la mwanga mweupe
na mkia unaowaka moto,

30
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Na vito visivyoweza kulinganishwa
ulimwangazia kama moto.

31
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Msichana maskini ni kivuli,
ngozi yake ina rangi mbaya,

32
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Mateso ya mnyama asiyemcha Mungu
inamsambaratisha.

33
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Sikiliza ushauri wa vikongwe,
maneno yake yamejaribiwa na kweli:

34
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Vijana wa kike, kaeni mbali
kutoka kwa moto wa moyo!

35
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Ya moyoni.

36
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Asante!
Jisikie huru kupongeza!

37
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Huyo fagot anaweza kuimba!

38
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Asante!

39
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Habari za jioni!
Mimi ni Adonis, karibu kwenye onyesho letu!

40
00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:07,414
Ambayo huanza na ...

41
00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:11,669
fumbo la mwanafizikia Ludwig Boltzmann!

42
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Maiti, anasema,

43
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anaweza kurudi kuishi maisha ya pili,

44
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picha ya nyuma ya yao ya kwanza.

45
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Lakini uwezekano wa vile
jambo, bibi yangu mpendwa,

46
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iko chini sana.

47
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Mawakili wa mechanics ya takwimu wanadai

48
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bado hatujapata maajabu kama haya

49
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kwa sababu bado hatujaona
idadi ya kutosha ya ...

50
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maiti, Madam!

51
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Ni kama sheria ya idadi kubwa.

52
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Watu zaidi wanakufa,

53
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mabilioni kwa uwezo wa mabilioni,

54
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ndivyo nafasi ya wengine kufufuka inavyoongezeka!

55
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Au kuwa ...

56
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Kuishi wafu.

57
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Wasiokufa!
Hilo ndilo somo la hadithi ya usiku wa leo

58
00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:06,890
katika mgahawa wetu,
ambayo ni ya kuchaguliwa sana na ya siri.

59
00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:10,310
Hebu tumkaribishe Vampira kwa makofi!

60
00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:21,738
Kama Mina, iliyochezwa na Vampira wetu asiye na rika,

61
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anamngoja mpendwa wake Jonathan Harker,

62
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iliyochezwa na mtumishi wako mnyenyekevu,

63
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ana shughuli nyingi huko Transylvania,
hapa, huko Sighișoara.

64
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Panya, panya, panya!

65
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Maelfu, mamilioni yao,
na kila mtu maisha.

66
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Na mbwa kula yao, na paka pia.

67
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Damu nyekundu zote,

68
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na miaka ya maisha ndani yake.

69
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Maisha haya yote nitakupa, mpenzi wangu,

70
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na wengi zaidi na zaidi,
kupitia vizazi vingi,

71
00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:07,826
ikiwa utaanguka chini na kuniabudu!

72
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Ninakuabudu, Mwalimu!

73
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Vizuri sana.

74
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Lakini kwanza, kiburudisho kidogo.

75
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Tunakukumbusha kwamba kupiga picha
au kurekodi kwa njia yoyote

76
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ni marufuku kabisa.

77
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Kugusa wasanii nje
matukio maalum yaliyowekwa,

78
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wengine wanaohitaji malipo ya awali,

79
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pia ni marufuku kabisa.

80
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Bitch ana matiti wauaji!

81
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Bora! Makofi!

82
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Ilikuwa nzuri sana, mpenzi wangu!

83
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Umenipa kidogo,
mama jamani!

84
00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,632
Bora usiwe na UKIMWI!

85
00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:06,468
Mpenzi wangu, Mina.
Umezimia kiasi gani!

86
00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:11,848
Je, nilishambuliwa tena
na mnyama huyo wa ajabu?

87
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Usijali!

88
00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:17,187
Nimemuita Dk. Van Helsing
kutoka Hospitali ya Chuo Kikuu.

89
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Kwa pamoja tutashinda Dracula.

90
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Mpendwa Mina, uko
salama hapa hadi machweo ya jua;

91
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na kabla ya hapo tutarudi -

92
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Matiti hao!

93
00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,577
Ndio, tutarudi!

94
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Lakini kwanza nitakupa silaha
dhidi ya mashambulizi ya kibinafsi.

95
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Kwenye paji la uso wako ninagusa
kipande hiki cha Kaki Takatifu

96
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kwa jina la Baba,

97
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Mwana,

98
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na Roho Mtakatifu,

99
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Amina.

100
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Kyrie eleison...

101
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Kimya!

102
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- Ifuatayo, sehemu ya pili ya yetu -
- Maonyesho ya kijinga.

103
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Asante, Madam, kwaheri.

104
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Wanaotaka kujiunga
Dracula katika saluni ya Pink -

105
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Furahi!

106
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kuishi ndoto zao,

107
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au kwa dakika 30,
ungana na Vampira kwenye Salon ya Purple,

108
00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:33,222
wanaweza kuanza kuweka zabuni zao sasa!

109
00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:38,101
Saa moja na Dracula!
Kuanzia euro 1000!

110
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Je! ninaona zaidi?

111
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Angalia mbwa hao warefu!
Waonyeshe!

112
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- 1200 Euro.
- Kwa blowjob?

113
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Ah, chaguo bora!

114
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Wanawake, msiwe na aibu.

115
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Ana ujuzi mkubwa na meno yake,
raha itakuwa yako yote!

116
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Kitu cha kuwaambia wajukuu zako.

117
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1500 euro!

118
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1500 kwenda mara moja, kwenda mara mbili -

119
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,335
Imeondoka! Bora!

120
00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,798
Nenda kwenye Chumba cha Pink!

121
00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,633
Furahia mashine ya upendo!

122
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,571
Sasa mnyonye Popeye
Dick ya Sailor Man, Dracula!

123
00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:32,656
Je!

124
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Hapa.

125
00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,326
Mnyonye.

126
00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,747
Mimi ni Papaye the Sailor Man,

127
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,003
Mimi yam kile mimi yam
na hiyo ndiyo yote ninayo,

128
00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,505
Mimi ni Papaye the Sailor Man.

129
00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,257
Mchicha kwa ajili yangu!

130
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:56,680
Sasa gusa kisimi changu
na meno yako makali.

131
00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:59,182
Lick pussy yangu, Dracula!

132
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,866
Sasa nishike, Dracula!

133
00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:17,743
Funika mimi!

134
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,747
Nishinde mpaka damu
hutoka kwenye tumbo langu!

135
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,792
Kuna nini?

136
00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:28,754
Haiwezi kufanya.

137
00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:31,214
Jogoo chini. Imekamilika.

138
00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,759
Mjinga mtupu!

139
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,929
- Samahani.
- "Samahani"!

140
00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:43,477
Hakuweza kuigiza.
Yeye ni mtu asiye na uwezo!

141
00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,603
Pole.
Tena mjomba Sandu?

142
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,605
Ni umri wangu, mwanangu.

143
00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,399
Samahani, ilikuwa kwa mara ya kwanza.

144
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,276
Nataka kurudishiwa pesa yangu.

145
00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,071
Nilimlamba punda.

146
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:58,742
- Lakini alifanya kwa mdomo!
- Nataka 1500 yangu nyuma!

147
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:02,746
Usijali, tutakulipia.
Mrudishie pesa.

148
00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:12,506
Na hapa ndio zaidi
sehemu maarufu ya onyesho letu!

149
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:18,220
Dracula na Mina, sasa ni wake
washirika katika uhalifu na hanky-panky,

150
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:22,474
kukimbia, kujaribu kutoroka
adhabu yao ya haki.

151
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:26,103
Mzunguko umewekwa alama
kwenye ramani iliyotumwa kwa simu zako.

152
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,979
Ninarudia sheria:

153
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,607
watajificha kwenye maeneo ya umma tu.

154
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:33,360
Hakuna nyumba za kibinafsi au viraka vya mboga.

155
00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:37,030
Kwa hivyo usiingie
vyumba vya hoteli kwenye wanandoa wa moto.

156
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:41,410
Kwa uchache zaidi, utapata
kwamba Profesa Bulai.

157
00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:46,998
Hakuna kuwashambulia wasanii,
wadau ni kidogo tu...

158
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,792
oomph, Madam!

159
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,459
Mtoto ni mtamu sana.

160
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,378
Tayari,

161
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,171
thabiti,

162
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,006
kwenda!

163
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,968
Acha!
Wanapata mapema kwa dakika.

164
00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,678
Moja, mbili...

165
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:05,016
59, 58, 57...

166
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,861
Twende kushoto!

167
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:22,159
3, 2, 1, kwenda!

168
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,863
Dracula ananyonya jogoo!

169
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,877
Dracula ananyonya jogoo!

170
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,801
Haya!

171
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,970
Haraka!

172
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:36,191
Natumai watatukamata haraka
ili tuweze kumaliza onyesho la kuchekesha.

173
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,154
Unajua haichukui muda mrefu.

174
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,759
Hapo ulipo, panya wewe!

175
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,762
Hongera, umetushika!

176
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,195
Mama mzazi!

177
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,448
Baadhi ya watazamaji wanaweza kukatishwa tamaa.

178
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:28,994
Jina la filamu ni Dracula,
lakini sio kuhusu Dracula.

179
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,788
Muigizaji aliyeoshwa tu anayecheza Dracula.

180
00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:35,500
Naomba msamaha!
Au, kumnukuu mhusika mkuu wa filamu:

181
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,502
"Nakubali hukumu yako!"

182
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:41,798
Kwa bahati nzuri, nimepata AI bora zaidi.

183
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,634
Dk. AI JUDEX 0.0.

184
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,429
Na kampuni ya Marekani-Kijapani.

185
00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:51,349
Kwa hivyo, mpendwa Dk. AI JUDEX 0.0,

186
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:54,935
utapata njia
Vlad Impaler na Dracula

187
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:58,398
kuwa kitu kimoja
na kuonekana katika Rumania ya kisasa.

188
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:01,026
Nataka liwe bomu!

189
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,280
Lakini kwa undani zaidi,
mambo ya falsafa pia.

190
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:07,574
Bila shaka. Je, tunaanzaje?

191
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,659
Hebu tufanye kitu...

192
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,494
Sayansi-y.

193
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:15,123
Kitu baridi na trendy.

194
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,708
Mara moja.

195
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:21,630
1. Eutrophia

196
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:28,428
Claudia Cardinale alitembelea kliniki hii,
kama alivyofanya Pablo Neruda.

197
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:33,892
Ana Aslan alitibiwa
Mke maarufu wa Salvador Dali, Gala.

198
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:35,935
Nixon, pia.

199
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,647
Charlie Chaplin alikuwa hapa pia.

200
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,775
Hata Lillian Gish,
ambaye aliigiza katika filamu za Griffith.

201
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:46,029
Wengi hawakutaka ijulikane
walikuwa chini ya matibabu ya eutrophic

202
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,781
kwa rejuvenation.

203
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,201
Profesa Ana Aslan alikuwa mwenye busara sana.

204
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:56,289
Alikutana na Jenerali Franco huko Uhispania,
lakini hata hakujua anaishi wapi,

205
00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:01,836
kwa sababu alifukuzwa
makazi yake kwenye gari lenye madirisha yenye tinted.

206
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:07,217
Aristotle Onassis alituma ndege ya kibinafsi
ili amtibu kwenye Kisiwa cha Skorpios.

207
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:12,597
Alivutiwa na
Haiba kubwa ya Onassis.

208
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,684
Siku njema, Bibi Lucy!
Je, uko tayari kwa raundi inayofuata?

209
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,311
Ninahisi mchanga tayari!

210
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:22,899
Nilikuwa nikitazama hii kuhusu Ana Aslan.
Alikuwa kitu kabisa!

211
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,027
Nyota nyingi sana zilikuja hapa kwa matibabu yake.

212
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:28,237
Hata Nixon na Chaplin!

213
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:32,324
Ndio, aligundua matibabu haya
kukaa mchanga kwa muda mrefu iwezekanavyo

214
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,035
kama jambo la kibinadamu.

215
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:37,580
Kwa kweli, unajua, ni hatari,
hujui nani anataka kuitumia.

216
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:42,419
Ndio maana bado ni siri,
sote tunasaini hati za siri na...

217
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:47,549
Maoni yangu ni hayo
Ceaușescu alitaka kuishi milele

218
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,344
na aliumba hali zote
ili Bi Aslan amfanyie kazi.

219
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:56,057
Kama asingeuawa,
angekuwa hai hata leo.

220
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,478
Lazima unywe polepole.

221
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:06,609
Unataka kwenda kwenye chumba cha muziki
na kusikiliza kitu?

222
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,903
Wagner, kama jana?

223
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,823
Niligundua kuna aina ya ukumbi wa michezo.

224
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,200
Kuna michezo yoyote iliyochezwa hapo?

225
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,909
Sio tena.

226
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:19,163
Kweli, lini
Bw. Steven Spielberg alikuwa katika kliniki yetu,

227
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,207
aliomba kuwa
Chumba cha uchunguzi cha Ceaușescu.

228
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,959
Spielberg alikuwa hapa?

229
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:27,005
Ndio, na alitaka
kutazama filamu kila wakati.

230
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:28,798
Filamu za John Ford.

231
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,760
Lakini wakati mwingine hata
filamu mbaya za Kiromania.

232
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,846
Filamu za zamani kwenye safu hizi kubwa, unajua.

233
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:38,308
Alicheka sana,
aliwaona wajinga sana.

234
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:43,188
Tulimpa TV kubwa,
lakini bado alipendelea teknolojia ya zamani.

235
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,400
Ningependa kuona
filamu pale, ikiwezekana.

236
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,360
Casablanca?

237
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,280
Hiyo itakuwa ada ya ziada ya euro 1000.

238
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,962
Mbeba mizigo alikuwa hapa wakati
Dalí na Chaplin walikuwa hapa.

239
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,423
Chaplin ilikuwaje?

240
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,260
Mwanamke anataka kujua kuhusu Chaplin.

241
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:18,056
Mwanaharamu jamani!
Hivyo boring na daima hasira.

242
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,849
Hakuna furaha hata kidogo.

243
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:23,853
Alikuwa amepooza wote
na kuapa kama Cossack.

244
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:30,068
Na alibishana kila wakati
mzee huyo pana, Lillian Gish.

245
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,528
Juu ya unga, nadhani.

246
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,531
Tunazungumza pesa nyingi.

247
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,449
Sikia hili,

248
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:41,246
siku moja nilimwona
msukume kwenye kona hiyo,

249
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:45,291
na yeye alinyonya yake ... unajua.

250
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,550
Damn pana.

251
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:57,178
- Mtukufu, niamuru.
- Kamata kila fisadi katika nchi hii.

252
00:18:57,387 --> 00:18:59,430
Ni vigumu sana, Mtukufu.

253
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,976
Wengi hukimbilia
kwenye vikoa vya wavulana.

254
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,315
Hatuna nguvu huko bado.

255
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,279
Vijana tena.

256
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,407
Ulipaswa kuwaua,
Mtukufu.

257
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:25,206
Jeshi la Inunus Beg limekuwa
kukaa hapa kwa mwaka mmoja.

258
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,917
Tuwape wafu haki yao.

259
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:53,484
Je, mnafikiri kujitumikia wenyewe tu?

260
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,412
Jamani, nchi hii si yenu.

261
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,414
Wewe ni wa nchi.

262
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,541
Mimi pia, ni mali ya nchi.

263
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:12,170
Ni "Ladislaus wa Hungary",
sio "Hungary ya Ladislaus".

264
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,882
"Casimir wa Poland",
sio "Poland ya Casimir"!

265
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,967
Isingekuwa hivyo,

266
00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:21,220
nchi zingekufa na watawala wao.

267
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,144
Kijana!

268
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,105
Kijana!

269
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:40,156
“Nakutaarifu Mtukufu
ya njama za Waturuki."

270
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:46,204
Imefungwa kwenye filamu hii chafu
kwa muda mrefu, bila njia ya kutoka!

271
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:47,372
Je!

272
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:49,499
Umeniweka huru.

273
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,960
Samahani, sizungumzi lugha hii.

274
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,047
Nataka damu yako.

275
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,938
Pesa ziko wapi jamani?

276
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:13,272
Pesa!

277
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,316
Nipe pesa jamani!

278
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:18,736
Katika chumba changu, unawika,
lakini sina kitu!

279
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,033
Jisikie huru, bibi!

280
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,917
Niache!

281
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,926
Sasa mnyonye jogoo wangu, Bibi!

282
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,721
Subirini juu yake!

283
00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:52,854
Bibi, unatia kichwa kama mtaalamu!

284
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:08,745
Oh, Bibi.

285
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,415
Fuck, una lugha ya kichaa, Bibi!

286
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:15,168
Kipaji! Njia ya kwenda!

287
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:18,129
Teknolojia ya Kijapani, pragmatism ya Marekani.

288
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,132
Pamoja na urithi wa kitamaduni wa Kiromania!

289
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,800
Niliumbwa kutumikia
maslahi ya umma.

290
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:27,013
- Wewe ni msaada mkubwa!
- Niko hapa kutumikia.

291
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,973
Ili tu iwe wazi:

292
00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,516
Binafsi,

293
00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:36,022
Sikubaliani na huyu mjinga
uchafu na mabishano.

294
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:37,607
Sitakubali!

295
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:39,233
Sawa!

296
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,070
Sasa nirudi kwenye hadithi yangu.

297
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,530
Rudi kwenye mgahawa!

298
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,663
Sasa kwa sherehe ya medali!

299
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:56,417
Njoo uchukue zawadi zako, kila mtu!

300
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,799
Hongera!

301
00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,884
Nenda ukaoshe vyombo.

302
00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:09,388
Tabasamu!

303
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,155
Niaibishe tena na umefukuzwa kazi.

304
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:28,908
Sio kosa langu, Bibi Georgeta.

305
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,661
Hawezi kujizuia, Madam,
yote ni ya kibiolojia.

306
00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:32,995
Wewe nyamaza!

307
00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:39,127
Nilikuingiza kutoka mitaani,
ulikuwa umetoroka kwenye pipa la loony!

308
00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:42,839
Nililipia matibabu yako mbaya,
alikupa chakula na malazi.

309
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,174
Nitajaribu, Madam, naahidi.

310
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,553
Fanya, au nikubadilishe.

311
00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,263
Fucking scum.

312
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:53,474
Nilipata show mbili mwezi ujao.

313
00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:57,687
Moja katika Sinema ya Béla Lugosi huko Lugoj,
kwa Mkurugenzi Mtendaji wa Porsche,

314
00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:02,400
moja huko Bran, iliyohudhuriwa na
Elon Musk na waigizaji wa Hollywood.

315
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:04,735
Hatuwezi kumudu kushindwa.

316
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,239
- Trump anaweza kuwa huko pia.
- Donald Trump?

317
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,284
Akifanya hivyo,
Nitampiga risasi ya kichwa.

318
00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:17,999
Ingia ndani.

319
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,754
Lo, njoo sasa.

320
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:30,428
Sema, tukimbie
na kufanya maonyesho yetu wenyewe.

321
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:33,306
Kimbia wapi?

322
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,767
Tunaweza kujiunga na circus.

323
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:39,437
Au nyumba ya kahaba huko Ujerumani.

324
00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:44,942
Je, si ulisema
walikunyanyasa kwenye sarakasi?

325
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,320
Je, ni bora zaidi hapa?

326
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:52,074
Hali ni mbaya,
mshahara ni mdogo.

327
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:58,955
Huku mjomba Sandu akinusa,
mpenzi AI,

328
00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:02,752
kuja na kitu
sanaa zaidi, kwa watazamaji wetu makini.

329
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,419
Ndiyo, Führer wangu.

330
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:08,798
Ninapendekeza kuingilia kati
Nosferatu ya Murnau kutoka 1922.

331
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:11,844
Nisingethubutu kugusa
classic ya historia ya filamu.

332
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,763
Mimi ni shabiki wa Murnau!

333
00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:16,933
Napenda, hakuna mtu anayeweza kutupa mayai kwangu.

334
00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:25,149
Umechoka kutamani?

335
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:26,609
Tuna suluhisho!

336
00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:30,488
Tembelea rosex.ro,
bonyeza "Fuck Me!"

337
00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:33,324
na utakuwa mbinguni!

338
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:39,455
Unaleta jogoo mgumu,
tutafanya mengine!

339
00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:46,420
Je, una upungufu wa damu?

340
00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:49,882
Duka la Dawa la Mtandaoni la Murnau
ana ofa kwenye Forte Iron.

341
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,509
Jumla ya yaliyomo: satchels 90.

342
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:56,764
Ufanisi uliohakikishwa,
ladha mpya ya tufaha, vitamini C ya ziada!

343
00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:59,892
Damu, Nguvu, Nishati!

344
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,856
Je, unataka kufuata
Hesabu athari za Dracula

345
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:07,399
huko Transylvania?

346
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,860
Msimu huu, Utalii wa Mareshal Antonescu

347
00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:12,779
inachukua wewe juu ya kubwa
tembelea kama hakuna mwingine.

348
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,532
Hesabu Ziara ya Dracula!

349
00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:16,450
Habari mtandaoni.

350
00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:19,996
Mpendwa wangu,

351
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:26,335
umewahi kujiuliza kwanini hata
mnyonge huyu anapata upendo zaidi yako,

352
00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:28,462
ingawa unaonekana bora zaidi?

353
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,506
Usishangae tena!

354
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:35,094
Alifanyiwa upasuaji wa kuongeza uume
katika Switzerland Cliniques Bucharest.

355
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:36,971
Chukua hatua sasa!

356
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:39,849
Je, ukubwa unajalisha? Bila shaka!

357
00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,476
Ninapenda filamu za Murnau.

358
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:44,395
Sikuweza kamwe kufanya hivyo.

359
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,940
Nina shaka na watazamaji wetu
utafurahia uchafu huu.

360
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,608
Mimi, kwa moja, si!

361
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,321
Sasa nataka uteka nyara
eneo hilo la lugha ya Kiromania

362
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:56,115
kutoka kwa Dracula
wa Francis Ford Coppola.

363
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:57,867
- Siwezi.
- Kwa nini sivyo?

364
00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:00,661
- Hatumiliki haki -
- Fuck yao!

365
00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:02,788
Naenda kwa matumizi ya haki.

366
00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:07,293
Duchamp ni mwanasheria wetu, Dk. AI JUDEX 0.0.
Nukuu zinaruhusiwa!

367
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,254
Ninaweza tu kuigiza tukio.

368
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:12,381
Sawa.

369
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,301
Angalau ifanye kuwa ya kuvutia zaidi.

370
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,178
Kibiashara zaidi.

371
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,471
- Ngono inauzwa!
- Ndio, Mwalimu.

372
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:22,391
Tutaweka titi,
punda fulani, punda fulani, hakuna tatizo.

373
00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:27,355
Wewe ni mpenzi wa maisha yangu.

374
00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:29,190
Ya maisha yangu.

375
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:32,651
Nimevuka bahari za wakati ili kukutana nawe.

376
00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:39,742
Wewe ni mpenzi wa maisha yangu.

377
00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:44,747
Nimevuka bahari za wakati ili kukutana nawe.

378
00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:03,325
Na sasa,

379
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:08,497
acha Dracula akuonyeshe mapenzi ni nini.

380
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:24,054
Unanilamba vizuri sana Mwalimu.

381
00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:27,349
Mwenzangu!

382
00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:31,937
Jaribu na jogoo wako, sio ulimi wako!
Unaweza kukaba!

383
00:29:32,855 --> 00:29:33,898
Habari, mwenzangu!

384
00:29:34,899 --> 00:29:36,358
Hivyo fucking mbaya!

385
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,406
Mpenzi wangu Mina!

386
00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:49,914
Najisi!

387
00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:52,416
Najisi!

388
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,211
Yonathani!

389
00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:59,465
Hata Mwenyezi anaepukana na mwili wangu uliochafuliwa!

390
00:29:59,757 --> 00:30:02,426
Usimshike punda tu, msichana!

391
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:08,307
Tako langu lazima liwe na alama hii
ya aibu mpaka Siku ya Hukumu!

392
00:30:08,474 --> 00:30:11,519
Huenda ikabidi uwe na alama hiyo

393
00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:14,980
mpaka Mungu mwenyewe aone inafaa,

394
00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:17,942
kama atakavyo hakika.
Siku ya Hukumu,

395
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:20,819
kurekebisha makosa yote ya dunia

396
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:23,364
na watoto Wake.

397
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:27,535
Ah, Mina, mpenzi wangu,
tuombe sisi tunaokupenda

398
00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:31,580
kuwa pale kuona kwamba kovu nyekundu kupita

399
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:36,418
ukiacha kitako kikiwa safi
kama moyo tujuavyo.

400
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,338
Kwa maana hakika kama tunavyoishi,
kovu hilo litapita

401
00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:43,842
Mungu anapoona sawa
kuinua mzigo wetu!

402
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,763
Mpaka hapo tunabeba Msalaba wetu,

403
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,724
kama Mwanawe alivyofanya.

404
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:04,321
Tayari...

405
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:06,991
thabiti...

406
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,076
Nenda!

407
00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:12,204
Subiri, tunapaswa kuwapa dakika moja!

408
00:31:12,955 --> 00:31:15,541
59, 58...

409
00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:23,632
hamsini na tatu, hamsini na mbili, fuckeroo...

410
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:32,433
Twende hivyo!

411
00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,587
Siwezi kuendelea!

412
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:03,297
Mimi ni mzee.

413
00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:10,095
Umri ni nambari tu,
lakini ni kubwa sana, huh?

414
00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:11,847
Twende mjomba Sandu!

415
00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:14,600
Muigizaji wa zamani katika siku zangu, Bădia,

416
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,728
wakati watu waliuliza juu ya maisha katika miaka ya 50,

417
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:21,190
katika kilele cha Stalinism,
na watu waliotumwa kwa Gulag,

418
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,611
angeweza kusema "Miaka ya '50? Zilikuwa nzuri!

419
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:29,073
Nilikuwa napata shida kubwa kiasi hiki!"

420
00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:53,847
Ninasema tunalala usiku kwenye mnara,

421
00:32:54,056 --> 00:32:56,517
kisha panda treni hadi Budapest.

422
00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,770
Kisha tunapanda safari kwenda Ujerumani.

423
00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:04,650
- Una pesa ngapi?
- Karibu euro 400.

424
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,861
Haiwezi kuumiza. Nina kiasi kama hicho.

425
00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:10,447
Tutaweza kusimamia.

426
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:14,201
Picha zote zina nini?

427
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,538
Mashabiki Pekee.

428
00:33:18,122 --> 00:33:20,374
Ninazipakia kwenye jukwaa hili

429
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:23,085
na baadhi ya wasafiri hulipa ili kuwaona.

430
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:27,423
Ndivyo ninavyopata pesa yangu,
si kutoka kwa bosi wetu bahili.

431
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:34,805
Je, unaweza kunipa fellatio mwingine?
Ikiwa haujali?

432
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,143
Kwanza tuondoke hapa.

433
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,487
Dk. AI JUDEX 0.0,

434
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:53,323
wakati wote wawili wanajificha kwenye mnara wa saa,

435
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:58,704
tengeneza tukio na Dracula halisi
akirudi kuona familia yake nyumbani.

436
00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:02,123
Lakini fanya ladha na kugusa.

437
00:34:02,124 --> 00:34:06,462
4. Kurudi Nyumbani

438
00:34:21,769 --> 00:34:23,896
Mbona unalia bwana?

439
00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:29,067
- Nilikuwa nikifikiria mama yangu.
- Yeye ni nani?

440
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:30,944
Anastasia.

441
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,906
- Je, mama yako yuko kwenye kura ya maegesho?
- Hapana.

442
00:34:34,323 --> 00:34:36,742
Alikufa. Muda mrefu uliopita.

443
00:34:37,868 --> 00:34:39,661
Je, unamkumbuka?

444
00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:42,831
Wakati mwingine, ndiyo.
Hiyo mask ina nini?

445
00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:46,126
Mimi ni Dracula, mfalme wa vampires!

446
00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:52,049
- Unajua Dracula alikuwa nani?
- Mtawala wetu Vlad Impaler.

447
00:34:52,216 --> 00:34:55,135
- Tulijifunza hilo shuleni.
- Bravo, mtoto!

448
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,346
Hapa, nunua chokoleti.

449
00:34:57,513 --> 00:35:00,390
- Ondoka sasa!
- Mimi ni Vlad Casino!

450
00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:13,653
Kwa hivyo, kama nilivyosema,

451
00:35:13,654 --> 00:35:19,450
kuna hadithi nyingi kuhusu
ukatili wa Vlad Țepeș, Mshindi,

452
00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,286
ambaye alizaliwa hapa, katika nyumba hii.

453
00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:24,665
Ukatili wake, pia kuzaliwa
kwa moyo wa uzalendo,

454
00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:28,335
hii ni muhimu kusisitiza,
aliunda hadithi ya Dracula.

455
00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:29,878
Na jina pia!

456
00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:32,381
Jina lilitoka
Agizo la Dragons,

457
00:35:32,548 --> 00:35:35,300
"Dragon", ambayo baba yake alikuwa.

458
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:38,762
Joka - Dracul - Dracula.

459
00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:42,182
Dracul ina maana "shetani" katika Kiromania.

460
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:45,727
Aliwaalika ombaomba wote
na vilema, walemavu,

461
00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:48,730
na wazee,
watu wasio wa lazima,

462
00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:54,319
aliwaalika wote kwenye sherehe
karibu na Curtea Veche, jumba lake la Bucharest.

463
00:35:54,862 --> 00:35:56,488
Naye akawauliza wote:

464
00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:59,616
"Je! Unataka kuishi maisha mazuri,

465
00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:03,370
kula na kunywa bila kufanya kazi yoyote?"

466
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,664
Na wakasema "Ndiyo!"

467
00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:09,459
Basi akafunga milango,
kuweka moto mahali,

468
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:13,422
na kuiteketeza,
na akawaua wote kwa njia hii.

469
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:18,302
Aliwaeleza watu waliokuwa nje,
kusikiliza mayowe ya kutisha,

470
00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:19,719
nukuu:

471
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:23,307
"Kwanza kabisa, nilifanya hivyo ili wasifanye
kuwa mzigo kwa wengine.

472
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,519
Nataka pia, katika nchi yangu,
hakuna watu masikini.

473
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,646
Kila mtu anapaswa kuwa tajiri.

474
00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:32,482
Pia niliwaweka huru
kutokana na mateso yao kwa njia hii."

475
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:34,359
Nzuri, hii ni kweli?

476
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:37,738
Kadiri tunavyoweza kuwa na uhakika
kwa kusoma nyaraka, ndiyo.

477
00:36:37,905 --> 00:36:40,240
Ni kweli kabisa!

478
00:36:41,617 --> 00:36:43,368
Mimi ni Vlad Impaler.

479
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,120
Mimi ni Dracula.

480
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:48,999
Inaonekana kama Stephen Mkuu.
Mfupi tu.

481
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:51,627
Kutundikwa kulikuwa hivi.

482
00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:54,379
Alikuwa akiwaadhibu adui zake

483
00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:58,300
kwa kuweka gogo refu la mbao
kwenye mkundu wao na kupitia shingo.

484
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:02,262
Kisha mwathirika aliwekwa
wima hadi akafa.

485
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:05,182
Kwa njia hii aliua,
kwa mfano, wavulana,

486
00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:08,936
waliokuwa dhidi yake
na hakuheshimu sera zake.

487
00:37:09,353 --> 00:37:11,813
Mwanahistoria wa Kigiriki Chalcondylas

488
00:37:11,939 --> 00:37:14,775
inazungumza kuhusu wavulana 20 000 waliouawa.

489
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,150
Ni ujinga!

490
00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:18,278
Bila shaka ni kutia chumvi.

491
00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:21,031
Lakini hii inathibitisha kwamba,
anyway, walikuwa wengi.

492
00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:25,327
Karibu na Târgoviște
aliua Ottoman wengi sana

493
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:26,954
kwa kuwatundika mtini,

494
00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:32,125
hivyo kwamba aliumba
mti halisi wa watu waliotundikwa.

495
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:37,047
Pia aliwaua wanawake ambao
hawakuwa waaminifu kwa waume zao.

496
00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:41,385
Au wajane ambao hawakuwaheshimu
sheria na kupata wapenzi wengine.

497
00:37:42,094 --> 00:37:46,181
Katika kesi hii, adhabu ilikuwa
kusukuma bar ya chuma yenye joto nyekundu

498
00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:49,393
kupitia uke wa mwanamke,
na alihifadhiwa hivyo,

499
00:37:49,518 --> 00:37:51,937
uchi, katika uwanja wa mji, hata akafa.

500
00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:53,563
Ilikuwa kwa ubora wao!

501
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:56,149
Hii ni picha yake inayojulikana.

502
00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:59,027
Unaweza kuona ukatili machoni pake.

503
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,613
Sioni anapendeza hata kidogo.

504
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,867
Inasemekana, alipokuwa
kufungwa huko Transylvania,

505
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:09,121
alikuwa akipachikwa
panya wenye vijiti vidogo vya mbao.

506
00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:12,124
Ujinga kabisa!
Sijawahi kufanya kitu kama hicho!

507
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,959
Ondoka, hobo!

508
00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:18,338
Hii ni nyumba yangu!
Mimi sio hobo, mimi ni Vlad the Impaler!

509
00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:27,681
Nilikuwa Bingwa wa Kristo, wewe -

510
00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,974
Nyamaza jamani!

511
00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:32,227
- Nje!
- Wewe shits!

512
00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:36,606
Njoo karibu tena
na nitakuvunja miguu yako!

513
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,986
Ndiyo, kwa kweli!

514
00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:48,368
Huyu jamaa wa Kirumi,
Seanus, au Sejanus,

515
00:38:49,036 --> 00:38:52,456
alikusanya nguvu za kisiasa,
hadi mwaka wa 31,

516
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:56,918
anashtakiwa mbele ya Seneti
ya kupanga njama dhidi ya Mfalme.

517
00:38:57,252 --> 00:39:00,964
Amepiga hatua kadhaa,
kushoto kuoza, kutumwa yaliyo chini ya Tibrus

518
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:03,091
bila haki ya mazishi.

519
00:39:03,884 --> 00:39:07,554
Familia yake na marafiki walikuwa
kuuawa pia, kama ilivyokuwa desturi.

520
00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:10,599
Binti yake alikuwa
kuhukumiwa kifo pia.

521
00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:17,272
Lakini kwa vile alikuwa bikira na
hapakuwa na mauaji ya bikira kamwe,

522
00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:21,318
mnyongaji alipaswa kwanza
kumbaka kwenye kizuizi cha kunyongwa.

523
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:24,571
Naam, ikiwa ni sheria.

524
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:29,493
Boss lady alikuletaje?
Hujawahi kusema.

525
00:39:30,452 --> 00:39:32,954
Nilikuwa na matatizo ya kiakili.

526
00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:35,998
Nilidhani mimi ni vampire,
Dracula, Vlad Impaler.

527
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:39,377
- Kwa umakini?
- Ni hali ya kiakili.

528
00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:41,797
Nilikuwa hata kwenye hifadhi.

529
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,800
Nilitoroka, niliishi mitaani kwa muda.

530
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:46,676
Boss lady alinichukua.

531
00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:50,180
Aliniajiri kufanya usafi,
kisha nikaanza na maonyesho.

532
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,225
Niligeuka kuwa mzuri kwa hili.

533
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:54,684
Niliipenda, pia.

534
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:57,687
Lakini unyanyasaji
na kazi ngumu ikawa nyingi.

535
00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,688
Huu ni unyonyaji.

536
00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:07,823
Ada ya ushiriki ni euro 1000, lakini!

537
00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,783
furaha ni thamani yake.

538
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:13,995
Kwa kuwa wawili hao wametoroka
kwa kweli, kama waoga,

539
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,623
sasa lazima uangalie kila mahali.

540
00:40:16,832 --> 00:40:20,210
Na mwisho,
unaweza kupata kuua vampire!

541
00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:23,797
Kwa sababu hii imekuwa
siri yetu kwa miaka!

542
00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:26,341
Mjomba Sandu sio mwigizaji tu,

543
00:40:26,550 --> 00:40:28,510
yeye ni vampire kweli!

544
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:31,847
Tunakujulisha hilo
polisi wamewasha hili.

545
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:34,641
Isitoshe, mtu huyo ni maskini sana
na hana familia.

546
00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:38,103
Ikiwa nia, tuma pesa
kwa akaunti yetu ya Revolut sasa.

547
00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:43,733
Wengine wanaweza kuondoka, na kukumbuka
umetia saini makubaliano ya kutofichua.

548
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:47,695
Hii inavutia sana lakini,
kama Sergio Leone anaweza kusema,

549
00:40:47,696 --> 00:40:49,698
vipi kwa dola chache kidogo?

550
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:55,328
Bahati mbaya sivyo,
lakini nina hakika uwekezaji wako unastahili.

551
00:40:55,912 --> 00:40:59,541
Uwindaji wa vampire halisi ni
sio kitu unachokipata kila siku!

552
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:03,879
Mpaka tuwashike,
kisha tunarudi hotelini.

553
00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:06,006
Je! hiyo si nzuri, watoto?

554
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:09,968
Lakini ulisema naweza
mshike moyoni!

555
00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:11,761
Tutaona kuhusu hilo.

556
00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,972
Ajabu, watoto!
Mapinduzi, sawa?

557
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:17,975
Raha iliyoje duniani
unaweza kulinganisha na wawindaji?

558
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:21,937
Ni kikombe cha nani cha maisha kinachong'aa sana?

559
00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:25,399
Kusema uwongo kwa ujasiri
huku pembe zinapiga,

560
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:29,362
Kumfuata paa
kupitia vichaka na bwawa,

561
00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:33,366
Ni furaha kwa mkuu,
ni hamu ya mwanaume halisi,

562
00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:37,204
Inaimarisha viungo vyako
na viungo vya chakula chako.

563
00:41:37,454 --> 00:41:41,124
Wakati misitu na miamba inasikika juu yetu,

564
00:41:41,249 --> 00:41:45,086
Kikombe kilichojaa kinaimba
wimbo huru na wa furaha!

565
00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:04,940
Diana yupo kuangaza usiku,

566
00:42:05,065 --> 00:42:08,777
Giza lake hutupoza kama
kiburudisho chochote kwa siku.

567
00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:11,613
Kuanguka mbwa mwitu wa damu,

568
00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:16,618
na nguruwe ambaye
mizizi kwa pupa kupitia mazao ya kijani kibichi,

569
00:42:17,244 --> 00:42:20,622
Ni furaha kwa mkuu, ni hamu ya kweli ya mwanadamu,

570
00:42:20,789 --> 00:42:24,417
Inaimarisha viungo vyako
na viungo vya chakula chako.

571
00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:28,546
Wakati misitu na miamba inasikika juu yetu,

572
00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:32,800
Kikombe kilichojaa kinaimba
wimbo huru na wa furaha!

573
00:42:32,801 --> 00:42:34,094
Yuko wapi vampire ya kutisha?

574
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:38,431
Nitadondosha kadi za kichwa cha filamu kimya.
Wanachosha.

575
00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:43,019
Nimewaahidi watazamaji
hadithi nzuri ya mapenzi.

576
00:42:43,186 --> 00:42:47,607
Labda baadhi ya vibes upendo
kati ya Mjomba Sandu na Vampira.

577
00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:49,566
Unafikiri nini, Mheshimiwa Daktari?

578
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,902
Imepata uboreshaji wa Uingereza.

579
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:55,198
Mpotezaji mkubwa huyo
na kifaranga huyo moto, hapana.

580
00:42:55,365 --> 00:42:58,451
Tunahitaji msisimko,
tunahitaji vijana, watu mahiri.

581
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:02,539
Kisha utakuja na
hadithi nzuri ya mapenzi, yenye kugusa moyo?

582
00:43:02,664 --> 00:43:05,667
bila shaka,
maana mapenzi ni kitu kikubwa sana.

583
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:09,004
Labda marekebisho
ya classic ya dunia?

584
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:11,715
Romeo na Juliet, Madame Pogany.

585
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,550
Hapana. Maarufu sana.

586
00:43:13,675 --> 00:43:16,970
Ninapendekeza kitu
mtu wa nyumbani, Kiromania,

587
00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:19,222
isiyojulikana, lakini ya kina vile vile.

588
00:43:19,431 --> 00:43:22,142
Una hadithi nzuri za mapenzi pia.

589
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:25,228
Kama vile Just So, na Nicolae Velea.

590
00:43:25,395 --> 00:43:27,063
Hadithi kutoka miaka ya 60.

591
00:43:27,188 --> 00:43:30,316
Lakini inagusa, sawa?
Natumai nitajiweka wazi!

592
00:43:30,317 --> 00:43:34,154
5. Hivyo tu

593
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,991
Duminica alihisi ghafla alikuwa na haraka.

594
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:41,536
Alikuwa na wakati mdogo sana nyuma yake,
mbele sana,

595
00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:44,247
ili aweze kumudu urahisi.

596
00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:45,915
Alikuwa akiishi haraka sana.

597
00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:50,961
Alikuwa dereva bora zaidi katika kaunti,
kufanya kazi kwa shamba tajiri zaidi la pamoja,

598
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:53,422
na hivi majuzi, kwa likizo kuu,

599
00:43:53,423 --> 00:43:57,886
aliendesha mji mkuu
kuelea tamasha tu.

600
00:43:58,053 --> 00:44:02,390
Nimefungua geti,
Nasubiri kwa mwanga,

601
00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:06,311
Mama yangu analala fofofo,
Ndoto za wewe zinanizunguka.

602
00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:45,850
Duminica!

603
00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:48,477
- Njoo unywe bia.
- Nah.

604
00:44:48,478 --> 00:44:50,688
- Kwa nini sivyo?
- Ili kufanya idiots kuuliza.

605
00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:54,859
- Anaenda kucheza backgammon.
- Tuna backgammon hapa!

606
00:44:55,235 --> 00:44:57,445
Habari, Duminica!

607
00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:59,948
Umewahi kusikia hii?

608
00:45:00,573 --> 00:45:03,993
Mzee wa tabaka la wafanyakazi,
Hakuna faida ya kuangalia nyundo kupita!

609
00:45:11,543 --> 00:45:14,796
Urgh, mzee Tăchioaia anakuja
kuuliza brandy.

610
00:45:15,171 --> 00:45:18,842
- Mkwewe alimfukuza nje.
- Je! ninajali?

611
00:45:19,968 --> 00:45:23,972
- Vipi kuhusu brandy, wavulana?
- Hatuna yoyote!

612
00:45:24,472 --> 00:45:27,725
Nimemsikia mkwe wako
alikufukuza nyumbani!

613
00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:32,230
Mbeberu aliyerudi nyuma, huyo!
Mhuni jamani.

614
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:36,985
Fuck punda wake
kwa darasa la wafanyikazi!

615
00:45:37,569 --> 00:45:38,945
Utaolewa lini?

616
00:45:41,656 --> 00:45:45,617
Oalcă, nipe brandy,
Ninahitaji kuzamisha minyoo yangu ya utumbo.

617
00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:47,579
Hapa, nyamaza tu!

618
00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:57,297
Umeona hilo? Alipoteza tena!

619
00:45:57,672 --> 00:45:59,174
La!

620
00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:02,009
Usikate tamaa, kijana wangu!

621
00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:05,472
Pindua hiyo mifupa ya shetani,
badilisha bahati yako!

622
00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:16,608
Wewe kijana maskini.

623
00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:20,445
Tunacheza hadi tutoe damu!

624
00:46:36,169 --> 00:46:38,630
- Hello, Comrade!
- Habari.

625
00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:46,596
Huyo alikuwa nani?

626
00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:49,182
Fundi wa kilimo kutoka Cuca.

627
00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:51,017
Adina Gheorghe.

628
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:04,280
- Ingia ndani.
- Ninaenda Cuca, ingawa.

629
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,199
Nitakuendesha huko!

630
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:09,327
Hapo.

631
00:47:25,552 --> 00:47:28,930
Jana usiku niliendesha gari
mnyama huyu kote shambani,

632
00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:31,683
kukamata hares kwenye taa za mbele.

633
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:33,268
Na wewe je?

634
00:47:33,977 --> 00:47:35,353
Kwa dazeni!

635
00:47:35,937 --> 00:47:38,523
Vichwa vya pamoja vilikasirika, ingawa.

636
00:47:39,399 --> 00:47:41,818
Wakatulia
baada ya kuwapa hares chache.

637
00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:47,031
Unataka sungura?

638
00:47:47,991 --> 00:47:49,617
Hapana, nawaonea huruma.

639
00:47:51,286 --> 00:47:53,204
Huwaonei nguruwe huruma?

640
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:56,332
Ninafanya, lakini nguruwe ni mbaya.

641
00:48:01,671 --> 00:48:03,381
Sioni huruma.

642
00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:12,098
Ni gari la kijeshi, hili.

643
00:48:49,344 --> 00:48:50,927
- Hongera!
- Habari.

644
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,388
- Unafanya nini?
- Samahani?

645
00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:55,058
- Baada ya kazi, namaanisha.
- Hakuna biashara yako.

646
00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:57,267
- Labda ni.
- Ninaenda nyumbani.

647
00:48:57,268 --> 00:48:59,645
- Nitakuendesha.
- Nina baiskeli.

648
00:48:59,646 --> 00:49:03,566
Naweza kukuendesha
na baiskeli damn pia!

649
00:49:05,193 --> 00:49:06,110
Ingia ndani.

650
00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:26,589
Nilikuona muda mfupi uliopita, kule kilimani.

651
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:30,134
Kweli, nusu yako - ilikuwa na ukungu.

652
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:31,636
Kwa hiyo?

653
00:49:32,512 --> 00:49:34,806
Sitaki kujua
nusu tu yako.

654
00:49:37,266 --> 00:49:38,558
Kwa nini sivyo?

655
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:40,520
Utapata uzuri zaidi.

656
00:49:41,270 --> 00:49:45,233
- Unajuaje?
- Niamini, unafanya!

657
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:47,110
Usifikiri hivyo.

658
00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:49,862
Binamu yangu aliolewa.

659
00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:53,616
Siku baada ya harusi,
hakuonekana bora wala mbaya zaidi.

660
00:49:53,825 --> 00:49:55,076
Unafikiri?

661
00:50:27,233 --> 00:50:29,485
Nilikuja kukupa lifti tena.

662
00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:32,447
Wakati huu ninachukua baiskeli.

663
00:50:35,992 --> 00:50:37,952
Sawa, basi nakuja.

664
00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:41,956
Auschwitz!

665
00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:47,295
Babu alikuwa akiendesha baiskeli
kilomita 40 kufanya kazi

666
00:50:47,628 --> 00:50:49,213
na wengine 40 nyuma.

667
00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:51,674
- Nafsi mbaya!
- Alifanya kazi katika kiwanda cha mkate.

668
00:50:53,217 --> 00:50:55,261
Daima angeleta mkate safi.

669
00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:58,723
Mimi na dada yangu, tungeinyakua
na kula kirahisi tu.

670
00:52:11,295 --> 00:52:13,464
Je, kitu kilifanyika mahali pako?

671
00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:16,968
Hapana, kwa nini?

672
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,595
Hujaja wiki hii iliyopita.

673
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,222
Kweli.

674
00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:26,853
Niambie tu!

675
00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:15,484
Walianza kukutana kila jioni,
kana kwamba inaeleweka.

676
00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:18,821
Hawakuweka mahali au wakati,

677
00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:22,116
lakini walikutana kila wakati
mahali pamoja na wakati.

678
00:53:22,283 --> 00:53:27,163
Duminica alikuwa akivuta sigara zaidi sasa,
lakini kila mara baada ya kukutana na Adina

679
00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:30,958
hakusikia harufu
ya tumbaku katika nguo na mdomo wake.

680
00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:52,480
Unajua, mtu aliniambia ...

681
00:53:53,022 --> 00:53:56,484
katika USSR, waandishi na wasomi,

682
00:53:56,609 --> 00:53:58,986
wanapokwenda kwenye makongamano ya kimataifa,

683
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,865
haja ya kusugua mikono yao
na kifaa hiki maalum.

684
00:54:03,324 --> 00:54:04,407
Kwa nini?

685
00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:05,785
Ili kupata calluses.

686
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:09,455
Ili waonekane wanafanya kazi
katika viwanda au kilimo.

687
00:54:18,297 --> 00:54:19,423
Sema...

688
00:54:21,217 --> 00:54:23,010
Je, unaniota usiku?

689
00:54:23,386 --> 00:54:24,428
Hapana.

690
00:54:24,971 --> 00:54:25,805
Kwa nini sivyo?

691
00:54:26,514 --> 00:54:28,307
Kwa sababu basi ningekuwa ninakuua.

692
00:54:29,642 --> 00:54:30,810
Jinsi gani?

693
00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:32,478
Hivyo tu.

694
00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:36,482
Mimi hukasirika wakati mwanaume
huingia kwenye ndoto zangu.

695
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:38,484
Hakuna hata mmoja wao anayefanikiwa kutoka hapo.

696
00:54:39,110 --> 00:54:43,656
Ikiwa nitaamka katikati ya ndoto
na wanaweza kukimbia,

697
00:54:43,990 --> 00:54:47,618
Ninageuka na kuchukua
ndoto niliiacha.

698
00:54:47,868 --> 00:54:49,578
Kwa hiyo bado ninawaua.

699
00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:51,580
Naam, unajua nini!

700
00:54:51,747 --> 00:54:53,290
niko serious.

701
00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:57,211
Mara moja niliota
huyo jamaa katika Ufugaji

702
00:54:57,545 --> 00:55:00,381
kuja na demijohn ya brandy

703
00:55:00,715 --> 00:55:02,466
na alipojaribu kunirukia,

704
00:55:02,717 --> 00:55:04,677
Nilimchoma uma usoni.

705
00:55:06,554 --> 00:55:08,389
Kwa hivyo unanijali.

706
00:55:10,433 --> 00:55:14,145
Walicheka, kwa aibu,
na kubadilisha mada.

707
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:17,898
Wakaanza kubadilishana
barua za kusikitisha sana, huku nikicheka.

708
00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:21,527
Wakati mmoja wao aliruhusu kuteleza
kitu kama kukiri,

709
00:55:21,694 --> 00:55:24,447
mwingine akaifuta kwa kicheko.

710
00:55:24,905 --> 00:55:31,537
Walihisi kulindwa na kitu fulani
ambayo iliwaruhusu kucheza kujifanya,

711
00:55:31,746 --> 00:55:34,915
kukaa kwa muda
jinsi walivyokuwa kweli.

712
00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:37,542
Iliwaruhusu, au ndivyo walivyofikiria,

713
00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:42,673
kujenga upya na kuishi upya
nini kilipaswa kuwa.

714
00:55:42,882 --> 00:55:47,011
Kwa muda, walitaka
kuendelea kuishi hivyo, kwa muda.

715
00:56:01,776 --> 00:56:04,904
- Je!
Unataka kuendesha gari hadi Săuca?

716
00:56:07,490 --> 00:56:08,740
Kufanya nini?

717
00:56:08,741 --> 00:56:13,329
Ninahitaji kuchukua maziwa na mayai yao,
lori lao limevunjika.

718
00:56:17,792 --> 00:56:19,710
Kwa nini umefadhaika?

719
00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:24,924
Kwenye shamba la pamoja
waliua farasi niliyependa.

720
00:56:26,217 --> 00:56:27,551
Kwa nini walifanya hivyo?

721
00:56:29,595 --> 00:56:30,930
sijui.

722
00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:33,140
Ilikuwa ya zamani.

723
00:56:34,517 --> 00:56:37,144
Kwa nini kuua kwa sababu ilikuwa ya zamani?

724
00:56:40,439 --> 00:56:43,192
Waliwalisha kuku nyama.

725
00:56:43,859 --> 00:56:45,903
Je, wanakula nyama?

726
00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:48,656
Inaonekana wanafanya hivyo.

727
00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:53,869
Kisha dereva wa trekta amelewa
alikimbia juu ya baadhi ya kuku.

728
00:56:58,249 --> 00:56:59,875
Ni mbaya sana.

729
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:04,713
Trekta zinakuja,
kwa hivyo wanaua farasi,

730
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:08,259
kisha wanalisha
nyama ya farasi kwa kuku,

731
00:57:09,510 --> 00:57:12,096
kisha trekta inakuja
na kuua kuku pia.

732
00:57:19,270 --> 00:57:20,312
Sema...

733
00:57:21,981 --> 00:57:24,650
Je, nimewahi kutaja kuwa nimeolewa?

734
00:57:34,869 --> 00:57:37,163
- Je! wewe ni kweli?
- Ndio!

735
00:57:37,413 --> 00:57:40,457
Umeme na unipige kama sivyo!

736
00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,006
Lakini wewe ni kweli?

737
00:57:47,173 --> 00:57:49,592
Imekuwa kwa miaka miwili!

738
00:57:55,931 --> 00:57:57,141
Naam basi...

739
00:58:29,924 --> 00:58:31,550
Rahisi.

740
00:59:49,837 --> 00:59:52,089
Huoni amekufa?

741
00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:56,510
Nje!

742
01:00:36,967 --> 01:00:38,510
Unataka nini?

743
01:00:39,011 --> 01:00:42,473
Nilikuja kuchukua maziwa,
kila mtu amekwenda nyumbani?

744
01:00:42,681 --> 01:00:46,060
Ulichukua milele!
Ni pale.

745
01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:36,044
Lori lilikuwa limevutwa
katika michirizi ya maziwa.

746
01:02:36,170 --> 01:02:40,090
Kwa Duminica, nyeupe ilikuwa
kizunguzungu, kutisha mwanzoni.

747
01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:43,593
Kisha ikamfurahisha,
akidhani amepata mahali hapo

748
01:02:43,594 --> 01:02:46,013
ambapo yote si halisi na yanaweza kurekebishwa.

749
01:02:46,346 --> 01:02:49,766
Hakuwezi kuwa na mito ya maziwa
mtu anaweza kuzama ndani.

750
01:02:50,017 --> 01:02:54,354
Kimya kimya, alimwambia mtu
kusimamisha mchezo, ilitosha.

751
01:03:01,653 --> 01:03:05,324
Ndiyo kweli!
Hadithi nzuri, yenye kugusa moyo.

752
01:03:05,491 --> 01:03:07,242
Chekhovian!

753
01:03:07,743 --> 01:03:09,912
Si kweli hadithi ya mapenzi, ingawa.

754
01:03:10,078 --> 01:03:12,372
Watazamaji wanaweza kukata tamaa.

755
01:03:12,498 --> 01:03:13,707
Hebu tujaribu tena.

756
01:03:13,874 --> 01:03:15,584
- Hivi sasa?
- Baadaye!

757
01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:18,629
Ngoja nikuonyeshe
jinsi watoro wangu wanaendelea.

758
01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:50,661
Walituma polisi!

759
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:52,621
Fuck yao.

760
01:04:01,213 --> 01:04:03,298
- Hebu kurudi nyuma.
- Nyuma huko?

761
01:04:04,091 --> 01:04:07,094
Hawatatarajia sisi kurudi.

762
01:04:07,261 --> 01:04:09,221
Tunaweza kutoroka asubuhi.

763
01:04:12,516 --> 01:04:15,727
- Ninapenda kutesa, kuua ...
- Wamarekani hufanya hivyo pia.

764
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:17,854
Sio sawa hata kidogo!

765
01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:21,650
Ikiwa uliona mambo tunayofanya!
Bw. Putin alitupa uhuru wetu.

766
01:04:21,817 --> 01:04:24,695
Kiukreni yoyote tunayopata,
tunaua kwa nyundo!

767
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,196
Wagner!

768
01:04:26,405 --> 01:04:29,574
Askari wa Marekani ana furaha kidogo,

769
01:04:29,575 --> 01:04:31,994
vyombo vya habari na majaji ni juu yake.

770
01:04:32,244 --> 01:04:34,955
mwenyeji ni Romania
kituo cha mateso cha Marekani pia.

771
01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:39,793
Operesheni Mwanga mkali.
Ilikuwa Bucharest, karibu na shule.

772
01:04:40,085 --> 01:04:43,755
Vyombo vya habari vya Ulaya vilifanya
zaidi ya fujo kuliko ile ya ndani.

773
01:04:44,131 --> 01:04:47,342
Waromania waliwaacha watese.

774
01:04:47,718 --> 01:04:49,844
Detention Site Black, iliitwa.

775
01:04:49,845 --> 01:04:55,392
Nilisikia Wamarekani wakitumia
muziki wa rock kwa mateso, Metallica...

776
01:04:56,018 --> 01:04:58,979
Hasira dhidi ya mashine,
Britney Spears...

777
01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:03,858
Kisha mshiriki wa Kiromania
waaibishe wote,

778
01:05:03,859 --> 01:05:07,988
kuwatesa kwa The Romanian Rhapsody,
ambayo ilikuwa na ufanisi zaidi!

779
01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:10,866
Tunaweza kuwafundisha jambo moja au mawili!

780
01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:12,618
Je, Băsescu alikuwa rais?

781
01:05:12,743 --> 01:05:15,370
Hapana, Comrade mdogo Iliescu!

782
01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:17,372
Na jambo jema alilofanya!

783
01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:19,416
Wakati mwingine huna chaguo.

784
01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:21,501
Chukua hali hii:

785
01:05:21,752 --> 01:05:23,879
Sema tumemkamata gaidi

786
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:27,591
nani ameficha bomu
ambayo itaua watu 5000.

787
01:05:27,966 --> 01:05:29,217
Tunafanya nini?

788
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:32,387
Tunamhoji, hatakiri.

789
01:05:32,554 --> 01:05:34,473
Kwa hiyo hatuna budi kumtesa.

790
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:38,727
Ili kupata bomu lilipo
na kuokoa maisha 5000.

791
01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:42,189
Sio mateso hata,
"mahojiano yaliyoimarishwa" tu!

792
01:05:42,356 --> 01:05:47,361
Tzvetan Todorov anasema
Wafaransa walidai hivyo huko Algeria.

793
01:05:48,779 --> 01:05:52,282
Walihalalisha mateso ili kuokoa -

794
01:05:52,574 --> 01:05:55,035
kuokoa wahasiriwa wanaowezekana,

795
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:59,873
lakini kwa vitendo, hakuna kesi
ya maisha yaliyookolewa kwa mateso.

796
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:01,917
Bila shaka angesema hivyo!

797
01:06:02,084 --> 01:06:04,336
Inamfaa, Kibulgaria mjinga.

798
01:06:04,503 --> 01:06:07,339
Kwa kweli, mateso husuluhisha maswala mengi.

799
01:06:07,673 --> 01:06:10,258
Uhoji ulioimarishwa, namaanisha.

800
01:06:10,509 --> 01:06:14,971
Vinginevyo, njia yetu ya maisha
ingeshuka kwenye bomba.

801
01:06:15,514 --> 01:06:18,058
CIA ilishirikiana na Wanazi.

802
01:06:18,225 --> 01:06:20,227
Kama Klaus Barbie.

803
01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:23,689
Warusi wanafanya kazi
na Wafashisti pia, ili iweje?

804
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:26,817
Hawajifichi, wanafanya kwa mtindo!

805
01:06:27,067 --> 01:06:29,695
Huko nyuma wakati, zamani ilikuwa siri.

806
01:06:30,237 --> 01:06:33,615
Umewahi kusikia kuhusu kikosi cha Manshu 731?

807
01:06:33,865 --> 01:06:35,826
Yuko wapi huyo Jap?

808
01:06:36,618 --> 01:06:42,666
Ni pale, katika WW2, Wajapani walifanya
kila jaribio la kutisha linalowezekana.

809
01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:45,585
Aliua mamia ya maelfu ya Wachina.

810
01:06:45,836 --> 01:06:47,087
Ikiwa sio mamilioni.

811
01:06:47,212 --> 01:06:48,880
Sikujua hilo.

812
01:06:49,214 --> 01:06:52,008
Wachina ni wengi hata hivyo, washinde.

813
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:55,637
Maarifa yetu ya
madhara ya kuganda kwenye mwili

814
01:06:55,846 --> 01:06:58,181
tolewa shukrani tu kwa majaribio hayo!

815
01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:00,600
Kwa hivyo Wamarekani, mnamo 1945,

816
01:07:00,767 --> 01:07:06,231
waachilie wale madaktari wauaji
kwa kubadilishana habari.

817
01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:09,651
Mmoja wao, Dk. Yoshimura Hisato,

818
01:07:09,901 --> 01:07:13,280
akawa Mkuu wa
Chuo Kikuu cha Tiba cha Kyoto

819
01:07:13,447 --> 01:07:16,408
na alitumia ujuzi wake juu ya mfiduo wa baridi -

820
01:07:16,575 --> 01:07:18,243
Weka hapo chini.

821
01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:23,832
na akawa mshauri
msafara wa Kijapani kuelekea Ncha ya Kusini!

822
01:07:23,999 --> 01:07:25,834
Ndivyo wanadamu hubadilika.

823
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:30,839
Fikiria wangesema "hatuwezi kutumia
maarifa yaliyopatikana kwa njia hiyo”?

824
01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:34,718
Vivyo hivyo kwa Warusi
kutesa na kuua nchini Ukraine.

825
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:57,532
Watachoka kukimbia na kuacha.

826
01:07:57,783 --> 01:07:59,826
Natumaini hivyo, fucking wankers!

827
01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:02,412
Hakika watafanya hivyo!

828
01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:05,665
Watu ni wavivu, huchoka haraka.

829
01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:09,002
Hata sura ya piramidi inathibitisha

830
01:08:09,211 --> 01:08:14,257
kwamba wanapofanya kazi, watu wanahisi
kama kufanya kidogo na kidogo yake!

831
01:08:55,590 --> 01:08:57,092
Yuko wapi?

832
01:08:57,592 --> 01:08:58,593
Juu!

833
01:08:58,718 --> 01:09:00,387
Namuona! Hapo!

834
01:09:00,595 --> 01:09:02,681
- Yuko juu!
- Hakuna kitu hapo.

835
01:09:02,806 --> 01:09:04,599
Hapo! Haya!

836
01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:16,820
Ninasoma jambo hili kuhusu
majina ya zamani ya miji ya Kiromania.

837
01:09:16,987 --> 01:09:17,988
Je!

838
01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:23,368
Umaskini na taabu vinaonekana
katika majina ya zamani ya jamii.

839
01:09:24,035 --> 01:09:28,623
Vijiji vingi vilikuwa na majina
kama huzuni, njaa ya milele,

840
01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:32,210
Wanyonge, Starvington, Shithole,

841
01:09:32,377 --> 01:09:36,423
Kijiji kilicholaaniwa, Kilichojawa na Chawa,

842
01:09:36,715 --> 01:09:38,425
Imejaa-Shiti, Shimo la Kinyesi.

843
01:09:38,925 --> 01:09:41,511
Walibadilishwa tu
baada ya mageuzi ya Carol II.

844
01:09:41,970 --> 01:09:43,096
Najua.

845
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:48,977
Lakini majina mengine ya kijiji
onyesha sisi ni watu hodari.

846
01:09:49,269 --> 01:09:54,024
Fuckeree, pamoja na Kanisa lake la Waasherati.

847
01:09:54,649 --> 01:10:00,280
Maeneo yanayoitwa Clitty, Cockaton
Cuntsville, Ballsack.

848
01:10:02,115 --> 01:10:05,035
- Kama pingamizi -
- Hakuna kugusa!

849
01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:11,207
vijiji vingi
alikuwa na majina kama Rich-Place,

850
01:10:11,499 --> 01:10:14,085
kwa sababu wafanyakazi wenye bidii walipata pesa nzuri.

851
01:10:14,377 --> 01:10:18,715
Hiyo inamaanisha tu
wengine walikuwa matajiri na wengi maskini.

852
01:10:19,007 --> 01:10:20,300
Kama tu sasa.

853
01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:26,222
Wawili hao wakiwa wamekusanyika pale kwa hofu,

854
01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:29,225
tafadhali, Dk. AI JUDEX 0.0,

855
01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:33,647
tengeneza filamu ya kimya ya kitambo,
katika mstari wa Dreyer au Samuel Beckett.

856
01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:37,609
7. Mapafu ya Vampire

857
01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:50,432
Mtu masikini anaweza kufanya nini
ikiwa ana maumivu ya meno?

858
01:11:56,187 --> 01:11:59,983
Masikini wanapaswa
kung'oa meno yao wenyewe!

859
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,908
Fuck wewe, scumbag!

860
01:13:05,924 --> 01:13:07,509
Sio moto sana!

861
01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:11,179
Mbali na hilo, niliomba filamu ya kimya!

862
01:13:11,346 --> 01:13:12,305
Lakini ilikuwa.

863
01:13:12,472 --> 01:13:15,642
Nusu yake tu, Dottore.
Na ilikuwa katika rangi!

864
01:13:15,767 --> 01:13:20,522
Hukubainisha nyeusi-na-nyeupe.
Mbali na hilo, hiyo haina kuuza.

865
01:13:20,814 --> 01:13:21,815
Vyovyote vile.

866
01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:25,652
Wacha tuwape watazamaji
kitu kifupi, bado kinasonga.

867
01:13:25,819 --> 01:13:29,239
Labda muziki,
ili kuwafurahisha watazamaji.

868
01:13:29,489 --> 01:13:30,405
Bila shaka!

869
01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:34,160
8. Ballad

870
01:13:34,327 --> 01:13:37,330
Niliinuka na kupanda mzabibu,

871
01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:40,959
Ili kuona kama mbuzi wangu walikuwa sawa,

872
01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:45,338
Mbuzi walilamba kwenye mwamba wa chumvi,

873
01:13:46,965 --> 01:13:49,592
Wasichana warembo hawawezi kukaa mbali na jogoo wangu.

874
01:13:59,144 --> 01:14:01,604
Bwana arusi, jana ulilalama

875
01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:06,109
Na kulalamika jogoo wako ni mdogo.

876
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,612
Tazama damu ikitiririka kutoka kwenye shimo,

877
01:14:11,531 --> 01:14:14,033
Ulilalamika jogoo wako ni mdogo!

878
01:14:15,493 --> 01:14:17,912
Wapeni wachungaji mashamba na mifugo,

879
01:14:19,873 --> 01:14:22,125
Mpe bibi arusi kitanda cha jogoo!

880
01:14:24,002 --> 01:14:26,379
Jogoo bora, au hivyo nilisoma,

881
01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:30,383
Inaonekana na kuhisi kama kichwa cha bata.

882
01:14:32,093 --> 01:14:33,094
Merci mrembo.

883
01:14:34,179 --> 01:14:36,556
Ni ujinga gani huo, wewe ni mzembe?

884
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,934
Nilisema kwa hisia, sio chafu!

885
01:14:40,185 --> 01:14:42,604
Samahani, nimepata virusi.

886
01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:45,398
Hapana, naomba msamaha! Kwa watazamaji!

887
01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:47,275
Ingawa sio kosa langu. Wewe mnyama!

888
01:14:47,442 --> 01:14:49,818
Ninaomba msamaha wa dhati na kibinafsi,

889
01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:52,780
lakini nahitaji matengenezo
na wahandisi wa Silicon Valley.

890
01:14:53,031 --> 01:14:54,991
- Je, ninahitaji kufanya chochote?
- Hapana.

891
01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:58,411
Nimewasiliana nao,
watafanya kazi kwenye seva.

892
01:15:01,456 --> 01:15:02,624
Hapa!

893
01:15:02,874 --> 01:15:03,917
Acha!

894
01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:05,919
Njoo, njoo.

895
01:15:08,213 --> 01:15:11,216
Imefungwa!
Njoo, njoo!

896
01:15:18,681 --> 01:15:23,937
Mpendwa Dk. AI JUDEX 0.0,
sasa Wamarekani wamekurekebisha,

897
01:15:24,062 --> 01:15:29,234
rekebisha riwaya ya kwanza ya vampire ya Kiromania.

898
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:33,363
Vampirul, na Bilciurescu na Amza, 1938.

899
01:15:33,571 --> 01:15:37,617
Hakika. Hii itakuwa
kupungua kwa muda mrefu, kama dakika 50,

900
01:15:37,951 --> 01:15:41,621
lakini kamili ya adventure na
njama za ajabu.

901
01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:45,625
8. Vampire

902
01:15:56,511 --> 01:16:01,891
Usiku ulikuwa umepungua
vazi la kifahari juu ya nchi,

903
01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:05,103
ikiambatana na mvua inayonyesha, isiyokoma,

904
01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:09,232
zilizoakifishwa kwa njia ya viziwi
na dhoruba kali.

905
01:16:10,275 --> 01:16:14,153
Kutoka pembe nne za nafasi,
pepo nne zinazojulikana

906
01:16:14,362 --> 01:16:16,531
alipata mahali pa kupigana,

907
01:16:16,698 --> 01:16:19,617
katikati ya milima ya eneo hilo.

908
01:16:19,951 --> 01:16:21,744
Kama mkimbiaji kwenye Marathon,

909
01:16:21,869 --> 01:16:24,956
uchovu, lakini kuwa
alishinda umbali mkubwa,

910
01:16:25,665 --> 01:16:31,087
treni ilitoa sauti yake ya mwisho
katika kituo cha Oravita.

911
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:33,965
Ndiyo!

912
01:16:35,258 --> 01:16:37,677
- Baadhi ya trout, Bwana?
- Je, ni poached?

913
01:16:37,844 --> 01:16:40,096
Hakuna mtu anayewinda hapa.

914
01:16:40,888 --> 01:16:44,309
Hata hivyo, trout chache kidogo
haitadhuru ziwa

915
01:16:44,475 --> 01:16:47,812
wala mito iliyo wazi
inapita katika milima yetu.

916
01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:55,528
Niruhusu nijitambulishe.
Solomon Bastius.

917
01:16:55,737 --> 01:16:59,324
Mfanyabiashara wa nafaka hapa Oravița.
Kampuni yangu ni "The Budding Grain".

918
01:16:59,490 --> 01:17:02,993
Ph.D. mgombea Corneliu Cociu,
mhitimu wa Barua na Falsafa.

919
01:17:02,994 --> 01:17:05,538
- Nilisoma na Martin Heidegger!
- Ah!

920
01:17:05,747 --> 01:17:07,540
Nini kinakuleta hapa?

921
01:17:07,707 --> 01:17:12,462
Baron Julius-Adalbert Wirth
ameniajiri kuwa katibu wake.

922
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:16,799
Ngome sio yake.
Ni shemeji wa marehemu Count.

923
01:17:17,008 --> 01:17:20,845
Na mlinzi wa kisheria kwa mpwa wake,
Countess Ermina Kollovrat.

924
01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:22,764
Sikuonei wivu, ingawa.

925
01:17:22,930 --> 01:17:25,933
Mambo yanayotokea
katika ngome hiyo iliyolaaniwa!

926
01:17:28,436 --> 01:17:30,646
Vampire inakuja! Ficha!

927
01:17:30,938 --> 01:17:33,274
- Ni nini kinakufukuza, watu wazuri?
- Vampire!

928
01:17:33,524 --> 01:17:35,109
Vampire!

929
01:17:35,693 --> 01:17:38,112
Vampire imekuwa
kusumbua sehemu zetu, Mheshimiwa.

930
01:17:38,279 --> 01:17:41,741
- Vampire ni nini?
- Hujawahi kusikia?

931
01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:44,243
Mwili uliokufa ukiwa hai kila usiku,

932
01:17:44,369 --> 01:17:47,997
akiacha kaburi lake
na kunyonya damu ya walio hai!

933
01:17:48,539 --> 01:17:50,083
Nilimwona tu!

934
01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:53,795
Alikuwa na mbawa za popo,
mwili wa mtu na makucha ya tai!

935
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:55,963
Na macho ya kutisha,

936
01:17:56,089 --> 01:17:58,674
kama sufuria za shaba
moto uligeuka kuwa nyekundu!

937
01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:03,096
Mikono chini ya mbawa zake
alikumbatia jambia la ukubwa usio wa kawaida.

938
01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:06,307
Akasema "Nifuate au ufe hapa!"

939
01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:09,477
Alipokuwa akitoa tishio lake,
umeme ulipiga karibu,

940
01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:12,688
na kilio cha bahati mbaya cha bundi
alitangaza mwisho wetu mbaya.

941
01:18:12,897 --> 01:18:15,190
Lakini, kana kwamba kwa muujiza, alitoweka

942
01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:18,486
na tulipokuwa tukikimbia,
tulisikia kutoka nyuma:

943
01:18:18,653 --> 01:18:21,572
"Hakuna anayekwepa kisasi changu, na wewe pia!"

944
01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:23,533
Biashara yake na wewe ni nini?

945
01:18:23,658 --> 01:18:27,411
Tulimdhihaki, tukikanusha uwepo wake!

946
01:18:27,412 --> 01:18:28,788
Je, amemuumiza yeyote?

947
01:18:28,913 --> 01:18:32,041
Amenyonya damu
watu wawili huko Sommerfrische.

948
01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:34,918
Walitoka
sanatorium ya kifua kikuu

949
01:18:34,919 --> 01:18:38,589
na kushindwa kukimbia,
zilisambaratishwa na kundi la mbwa mwitu!

950
01:18:38,965 --> 01:18:44,178
Vampires wana nguvu
kugeuka popo, mbwa mwitu au tai!

951
01:18:44,345 --> 01:18:48,516
Mkoa huu unatawaliwa na jamii
ambayo sehemu kuu za uchaguzi ni

952
01:18:48,683 --> 01:18:51,185
wamiliki wa zamani au warithi wao.

953
01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:54,730
Inakabiliwa na vampire,
alifikiria kuwa na kibanda chake

954
01:18:54,856 --> 01:18:57,942
katika ngome ya
Hesabu za Kollovrat, unakoenda.

955
01:18:58,151 --> 01:19:00,987
Shida zimekuwa za kudumu zaidi

956
01:19:01,279 --> 01:19:03,573
tangu Baron Julius-Adalbert Wirth

957
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:07,869
alijenga kanisa na kuleta kuhani
kuomba kwa ajili ya wokovu wa mkoa.

958
01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:10,997
Kanisa ni Katoliki,
kuhani ni Othodoksi ya Mashariki!

959
01:19:11,122 --> 01:19:14,500
Upuuzi!
Nipatie carole ili nipeleke kwenye ngome.

960
01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:16,335
Bwana, hauelewi -

961
01:19:16,461 --> 01:19:19,045
- Nje ya njia yangu!
- Ni hatari!

962
01:19:19,046 --> 01:19:20,214
Nzuri tuweke salama!

963
01:19:29,849 --> 01:19:31,309
Giddy-up, mrembo wangu mweusi!

964
01:20:08,554 --> 01:20:10,806
Je, wewe ni Bwana Korneliu Kokyu?

965
01:20:10,973 --> 01:20:13,601
Ndio, Baron. Cociu.

966
01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:15,937
Karibu!

967
01:20:16,062 --> 01:20:19,315
Sizungumzi Kijerumani kizuri,
lakini ninaelewa.

968
01:20:19,607 --> 01:20:21,442
Ninaelewa Kiromania.

969
01:20:22,401 --> 01:20:26,197
Nilisoma Falsafa
akiwa na Martin Heidegger.

970
01:20:26,781 --> 01:20:29,408
Rafiki yako kutoka NSDAP.

971
01:20:29,909 --> 01:20:31,744
Hakuna haja ya kuniita Baron.

972
01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:36,123
Utukufu kwa kuzaliwa ni bahati.
Utukufu wa kweli ni wa kiakili.

973
01:20:36,290 --> 01:20:38,501
- Sio hapa. Hapo.
- Ndiyo.

974
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:40,545
Niite tu "Bwana",

975
01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:43,548
au, mara tu tumejua
kila mmoja bora, "rafiki yangu wa zamani".

976
01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:49,011
Sasa ngoja nieleze
ninachotarajia kutoka kwako.

977
01:20:49,804 --> 01:20:52,515
Nataka uwe kando yangu,

978
01:20:53,015 --> 01:20:56,102
ili tusaidiane kimaadili.

979
01:20:56,269 --> 01:21:00,690
Ngome hii ni yako, hata hivyo
kama ni yangu na ya yule mwanadada,

980
01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:02,733
mwanafunzi wangu.

981
01:21:03,109 --> 01:21:06,988
Kazi yako itakuwa kuweka utaratibu
kwenye hati na maandishi hapa,

982
01:21:07,154 --> 01:21:09,115
na, mbali na hayo,

983
01:21:09,282 --> 01:21:13,452
kutengeneza hesabu
na katalogi ya maktaba.

984
01:21:13,578 --> 01:21:15,913
Lo, Edward Gibbon kamili!

985
01:21:16,080 --> 01:21:18,541
Kusudi kuu la uwepo wako hapa,

986
01:21:18,791 --> 01:21:21,002
ingawa sikutaja hapo awali,

987
01:21:21,252 --> 01:21:24,964
ni kwamba kunaweza kuwa, katika ngome hii,

988
01:21:25,506 --> 01:21:27,508
si mmoja, bali watu wawili.

989
01:21:27,925 --> 01:21:28,759
naona.

990
01:21:34,557 --> 01:21:35,725
Habari za jioni.

991
01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:39,937
Ph.D. mgombea Corneliu Cociu.
Nimesoma na Martin Heidegger.

992
01:21:40,104 --> 01:21:42,189
Countess Ermina wa Kollovrat.

993
01:21:42,732 --> 01:21:47,236
Samahani kwa kutobisha hodi.
Nimezoea kuwa peke yangu hapa.

994
01:21:47,612 --> 01:21:52,950
Lakini nimefurahi kukupata hapa,
na unajua kikamilifu kazi yako muhimu.

995
01:21:53,576 --> 01:21:58,331
Timbre ya sauti yake fuwele
ilikuja kana kwamba kupitia chombo.

996
01:21:58,956 --> 01:22:03,377
Cociu alipokuwa akimwangalia,
sifa zake ziliangaza akilini mwake,

997
01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:08,507
kama vile viumbe vya ulimwengu mwingine
alikutana milenia iliyopita.

998
01:22:09,300 --> 01:22:13,846
Labda archetype
ya ndoto yake, inayoonyeshwa hapa na sasa.

999
01:22:14,221 --> 01:22:17,850
Kijana mdogo Ermina wa Kollovrat
alikuwa mmoja wa viumbe hao

1000
01:22:17,975 --> 01:22:21,103
kuonekana tu katika Mashariki
kufikia fantasy yetu.

1001
01:22:21,604 --> 01:22:27,360
Na mviringo safi wa uso wake,
kama zile za uchoraji wa Renaissance,

1002
01:22:28,361 --> 01:22:31,864
alionekana Kijojiajia maana yake
kujieleza kupitia nafsi yake,

1003
01:22:32,031 --> 01:22:36,327
mfano halisi wa
ukamilifu katika jamii ya wanadamu.

1004
01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:38,788
Ndio, mimi ndiye Countess wa Kollovrat,

1005
01:22:39,205 --> 01:22:41,832
mmiliki wa ngome hii na
milima inayozunguka.

1006
01:22:42,041 --> 01:22:44,543
Bado ni mbaya zaidi kuliko mwombaji.

1007
01:22:44,877 --> 01:22:49,381
Countess wa Kollovrat,
amejaliwa sana asili,

1008
01:22:49,382 --> 01:22:52,677
na bahati kubwa kama hii,
hana furaha?

1009
01:22:52,927 --> 01:22:56,013
Bwana, majaliwa yangu yote kutoka kwa maumbile

1010
01:22:56,305 --> 01:23:00,351
inaweza tu kuthaminiwa, kama unavyoona,
karibu na misonobari ya mlima!

1011
01:23:01,811 --> 01:23:03,062
Vampire!

1012
01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:24,250
Hesabu!

1013
01:23:24,417 --> 01:23:25,918
Kuna kosa gani?

1014
01:23:27,294 --> 01:23:28,379
Ermina!

1015
01:23:29,630 --> 01:23:32,550
Kama mwanasayansi,
Siwezi kuamini mambo kama hayo.

1016
01:23:32,717 --> 01:23:37,096
Watu wasio na utamaduni tu au
nafsi nyeti sana kama mpwa wangu

1017
01:23:37,304 --> 01:23:39,306
wanaweza kuamini hadithi kama hizo.

1018
01:23:39,432 --> 01:23:42,308
Lakini, Baron, nilichoona jana usiku -

1019
01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:43,853
...Je, ni kitu banal.

1020
01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:49,316
Unaweza kuona popo ndani
kila jengo hapa.

1021
01:23:49,608 --> 01:23:53,571
Na mbwa mwitu wanapiga kelele pande zote.

1022
01:23:53,904 --> 01:23:55,698
Walakini, ili kukufurahisha

1023
01:23:55,948 --> 01:24:00,244
kwa kukubali kuwa unayo
Hakika nimeona kitu kisicho cha kawaida,

1024
01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:05,207
Nitakuambia kuna nadharia
juu ya ukumbi wa pamoja.

1025
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:10,129
Wazimu wa raia
hutengeneza mazingira ya kipekee,

1026
01:24:10,421 --> 01:24:13,132
na wewe mwenyewe umeingia humo.

1027
01:24:29,648 --> 01:24:31,692
Kijana Countess!

1028
01:24:32,443 --> 01:24:33,569
Ermina!

1029
01:24:34,195 --> 01:24:36,572
Kuna ... damu!

1030
01:24:39,325 --> 01:24:40,868
Amekufa!

1031
01:24:41,535 --> 01:24:44,037
- Ermina amekufa!
- Hapana, sio kufa!

1032
01:24:44,038 --> 01:24:46,499
- Tuma kwa daktari!
- Jawohl!

1033
01:24:52,755 --> 01:24:57,051
Kitu kama kivuli
aliingia kupitia dirisha.

1034
01:24:57,176 --> 01:25:00,137
Kabla sijaomba msaada, nilizimia,

1035
01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:01,806
hiyo ndiyo tu ninayojua...

1036
01:25:03,599 --> 01:25:04,767
Baroni,

1037
01:25:05,476 --> 01:25:07,269
huu ndio utambuzi wangu:

1038
01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:11,398
Mpwa wako ameanguka
mwathirika wa vampire

1039
01:25:11,649 --> 01:25:13,609
ambaye tayari ameshafanya waathirika wengi.

1040
01:25:13,943 --> 01:25:17,196
Ninakushauri kunyongwa karibu na kila mlango

1041
01:25:17,363 --> 01:25:21,283
Knoblauch na matawi ya
holly limelowekwa katika maji takatifu.

1042
01:25:21,534 --> 01:25:22,743
Nini, wewe?

1043
01:25:22,910 --> 01:25:26,914
Kama mtu wa sayansi,
haupaswi kuamua maelewano kama haya.

1044
01:25:27,832 --> 01:25:29,834
Siwezi kuelewa hili.

1045
01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:32,711
Hata kama Vampires walikuwepo,

1046
01:25:32,837 --> 01:25:35,964
Nisingepigana nao
kwa silaha za ushirikina!

1047
01:25:35,965 --> 01:25:40,719
Maombi, maombi peke yake yanaweza
piganeni na matendo ya Asiye Mtakatifu!

1048
01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:41,971
Omba!

1049
01:25:42,096 --> 01:25:45,391
Herr Baron, wewe sio mshirikina -
sogea kando!

1050
01:25:46,058 --> 01:25:47,935
Mimi, ushirikina?

1051
01:25:49,186 --> 01:25:50,896
Hapana.

1052
01:25:51,772 --> 01:25:52,940
Sikiliza.

1053
01:25:53,566 --> 01:25:56,068
Nimemleta kuhani huyu hapa,

1054
01:25:56,318 --> 01:26:01,073
kujengwa na kuweka kanisa
ili Mungu, kwa nguvu zake,

1055
01:26:01,282 --> 01:26:03,284
inaweza kumshinda Shetani.

1056
01:26:03,868 --> 01:26:06,912
Tafadhali usinifikirie
mshabiki kwa hili.

1057
01:26:07,288 --> 01:26:09,290
Namuona Mungu kama...

1058
01:26:09,623 --> 01:26:14,086
msuluhishi wa Ulimwengu,
aina ya usawa,

1059
01:26:14,295 --> 01:26:17,756
nguvu ya mshikamano
kati ya Nguvu na Jambo.

1060
01:26:19,008 --> 01:26:21,635
Nilijenga tu kanisa hilo kwa ajili ya watu.

1061
01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:23,803
Kwa akili rahisi,

1062
01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:27,892
wanaohitaji kuishi kwa hofu
na kuheshimu vitu vitakatifu.

1063
01:26:28,350 --> 01:26:32,062
Mwanaume mwenye elimu
ana kanisa lake katika nafsi yake.

1064
01:26:32,855 --> 01:26:35,024
Muda kidogo tu, Baba.

1065
01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:39,486
Mfanyakazi mwenzake wa Ufashisti, Eliade Mircea,
aliniambia Zen koan.

1066
01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:44,116
"Tunajua jinsi mikono miwili inavyopiga makofi,
lakini mkono mmoja unafanyaje?"

1067
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:57,630
Unawalaumu waliokufa 60 na
120 walijeruhiwa katika pango la mgodi

1068
01:26:57,880 --> 01:26:59,715
kwenye vampire.

1069
01:26:59,882 --> 01:27:01,717
Inaweza kuwa.

1070
01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:05,346
Kama matokeo ya ukosefu wako wa imani!

1071
01:27:05,763 --> 01:27:11,644
Imani ya kidini pekee ndiyo yenye nguvu zote
katika vita dhidi ya uovu!

1072
01:27:12,478 --> 01:27:15,189
Kwa nini vampire hii inaonekana mbele yetu,

1073
01:27:15,397 --> 01:27:20,069
kutisha, kushambulia,
wakati mwingine kuua?

1074
01:27:20,319 --> 01:27:26,116
Kwa sababu wanadamu wamegeuka kuwa waovu
na kupoteza imani yao kwa Mungu!

1075
01:27:26,325 --> 01:27:30,079
Kanisa letu ni tupu kila siku,

1076
01:27:30,287 --> 01:27:34,249
na wanaoingia humo
kuwa na roho potofu!

1077
01:27:34,500 --> 01:27:36,043
Nafsi ndogo!

1078
01:27:36,210 --> 01:27:38,170
Wote wanakuja mikono mitupu,

1079
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:44,385
bila kufikiria ya kanisa letu
mahitaji na gharama!

1080
01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:48,889
Kwa nini vampire
si kunitembelea, kwa mfano?

1081
01:27:49,056 --> 01:27:54,061
Kwa sababu anamwogopa Malaika Mkuu
ambao, kwa neema ya Bwana,

1082
01:27:54,395 --> 01:27:58,148
hunilinda na kuwafukuza pepo wabaya,

1083
01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:00,192
na upanga wake wa moto!

1084
01:28:00,609 --> 01:28:03,529
Mwamini Mungu
nawe utaokolewa,

1085
01:28:03,696 --> 01:28:07,116
omba nawe utalindwa!

1086
01:28:07,908 --> 01:28:10,536
Vinginevyo, kama Sodoma na Gomora,

1087
01:28:10,703 --> 01:28:15,207
Dunia itafunikwa
katika miali ya moto inayoteketeza kila kitu

1088
01:28:15,624 --> 01:28:21,005
nasi tutaangamia ndani
mateso ya kutisha ya Kuzimu isiyosamehe!

1089
01:28:21,213 --> 01:28:25,676
Kuogopa na tani za pathetic
ya Savonarola hii mpya,

1090
01:28:26,135 --> 01:28:29,722
vichwa vilining'inia chini, magoti yameinama,

1091
01:28:30,055 --> 01:28:34,601
kutetemeka vidole vya amber-njano
vitabu vya maombi vilivyofungwa,

1092
01:28:35,102 --> 01:28:41,608
na sarafu zilizopigwa kwenye sanduku la ofa.

1093
01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:49,241
Labda yeye chini ya fahamu
nilitaka kukutana na vampire,

1094
01:28:49,408 --> 01:28:51,910
mpige na kupiga kelele:

1095
01:28:52,244 --> 01:28:58,083
"Wewe ni mdanganyifu, unachukua
hali isiyo ya kawaida ili kutisha eneo hilo!"

1096
01:28:58,542 --> 01:29:03,505
Lakini vampire alionekana kutaka
kucheza hila kwenye Corneliu Cociu

1097
01:29:03,630 --> 01:29:05,758
kwa kumkwepa.

1098
01:29:11,972 --> 01:29:14,016
Simama! Nani huenda huko?

1099
01:29:18,979 --> 01:29:20,189
Acha au nipige risasi!

1100
01:29:21,148 --> 01:29:25,235
Ikiwa wewe ni mtu mzuri,
hutadhurika.

1101
01:29:25,486 --> 01:29:29,114
Nina njaa na siwezi kujizuia!

1102
01:29:29,323 --> 01:29:32,743
Ninachoomba ni matone matatu ya damu!

1103
01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:41,460
Hongera.

1104
01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:46,340
Meya, hadithi hizi za vampire
zimekuwa hadithi ya jogoo-na-ng'ombe.

1105
01:29:46,507 --> 01:29:49,551
Msiba wa mshika kaburi
inaonyesha kuwa sio hadithi.

1106
01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:52,179
Mlevi jamani!
Alikuwa akiongelea.

1107
01:29:52,387 --> 01:29:55,933
Alilala,
ndoto ya kupigana vampire,

1108
01:29:56,058 --> 01:29:59,019
akakuna shingo yake
na kuunda hadithi hii!

1109
01:29:59,436 --> 01:30:03,607
Ibilisi, mtakatifu, jambazi
au mtu mwaminifu, sijali.

1110
01:30:03,982 --> 01:30:05,734
Jambo moja nina uhakika nalo.

1111
01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:11,240
Kama meya, nitafanya kila kitu
kwa uwezo wangu kumshinda vampire.

1112
01:30:11,532 --> 01:30:15,160
Kama yeye ni shetani, yeye si
wa dunia hii na hawezi kupigana nami.

1113
01:30:15,369 --> 01:30:16,829
Sawa kama yeye ni malaika.

1114
01:30:16,995 --> 01:30:20,624
Lakini ikiwa yeye ni mwanadamu, mimi pia,
kwa hivyo wacha walio na nguvu zaidi washinde!

1115
01:30:22,042 --> 01:30:23,919
Habari, Baba!

1116
01:30:24,086 --> 01:30:25,879
Mungu awabariki wanangu.

1117
01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:29,048
Unafanya nini na shambulio la vampire?

1118
01:30:29,049 --> 01:30:31,135
Hakuna vampire!

1119
01:30:31,593 --> 01:30:36,140
Ni dhana ya ushirikina
ya watu waliopoteza imani!

1120
01:30:36,265 --> 01:30:41,395
Kweli, Baba, lakini dawa inasema
majeraha hayaonekani bila sababu.

1121
01:30:41,854 --> 01:30:43,647
Siogopi chochote na hakuna mtu.

1122
01:30:43,772 --> 01:30:47,025
Wakati dhamiri yangu ni safi,
hakuna madhara yanayoweza kunipata.

1123
01:30:47,192 --> 01:30:51,405
Ndiyo, Meya, wale wasafi
dhamiri haina chochote cha kuogopa.

1124
01:30:51,572 --> 01:30:55,450
Naamini huyu ni kiumbe hai
kubashiri juu ya imani maarufu.

1125
01:30:55,576 --> 01:30:56,910
Upuuzi!

1126
01:30:57,035 --> 01:31:00,581
Hakuna mtu aliyemwona mhuni huyu,
na wanaodai hivyo

1127
01:31:00,831 --> 01:31:04,208
wamemjenga kutokana na maono!

1128
01:31:04,209 --> 01:31:06,920
Ikiwa nilimwona,
Ningemkaribisha kwa risasi!

1129
01:31:07,254 --> 01:31:09,882
Hiyo ingemfundisha kuwatisha watu!

1130
01:31:10,007 --> 01:31:11,425
Umekosea!

1131
01:31:12,092 --> 01:31:13,886
Kulikuwa na theluji kubwa na nzito.

1132
01:31:14,136 --> 01:31:17,847
Juu ya dari ya anga,
mtengeneza duvet wa kimungu

1133
01:31:17,848 --> 01:31:19,558
alikuwa akipamba pamba za wakati.

1134
01:31:19,725 --> 01:31:23,187
Vilele vya milima,
kufunikwa na theluji nene,

1135
01:31:23,395 --> 01:31:25,939
ilionekana kama minara iliyoakisiwa ziwani.

1136
01:31:26,273 --> 01:31:28,400
Kama chachi iliyofumwa kwa platinamu,

1137
01:31:28,650 --> 01:31:33,280
mablanketi baridi ya theluji
akaanguka kimya kimya, akikusanya juu.

1138
01:31:33,530 --> 01:31:38,327
Miberoshi iliyozeeka, sasa-nyeupe
walikuwa kama chandeliers na mishumaa ya theluji

1139
01:31:38,535 --> 01:31:42,247
inaonekana kusubiri
Krismasi na zawadi zake.

1140
01:31:44,541 --> 01:31:45,834
Wewe ni nani?

1141
01:31:48,295 --> 01:31:49,838
Je, wewe ni vampire?

1142
01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:52,633
Ikiwa uko, nitapiga risasi!

1143
01:31:52,966 --> 01:31:55,844
Haitakuwa mbaya kujaribu!

1144
01:31:57,888 --> 01:32:00,349
Je, si risasi?

1145
01:32:31,588 --> 01:32:33,924
Habari za asubuhi, Herr Cociu.

1146
01:32:34,841 --> 01:32:36,551
Umelala vipi?

1147
01:32:37,427 --> 01:32:39,805
Herr Cociu, kuna nini?

1148
01:32:40,055 --> 01:32:41,848
Hakuna kitu, Herr Baron,

1149
01:32:42,099 --> 01:32:44,601
isipokuwa mimi, pia, nimeanguka kwa vampire!

1150
01:32:45,394 --> 01:32:47,145
Hapana, haiwezi kuwa.

1151
01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:50,232
Oh ndiyo. Nimekutana naye huko Wald.

1152
01:32:50,440 --> 01:32:52,359
Alinivua silaha, akaninyonya.

1153
01:32:52,609 --> 01:32:56,071
Kama isingekuwa kwa
mlinzi wa msitu, nani anajua?

1154
01:32:56,321 --> 01:32:58,115
Angalia jeraha kama ushahidi.

1155
01:32:58,824 --> 01:33:00,867
Hapa, kwenye shingo yangu.

1156
01:33:01,159 --> 01:33:03,996
Umekuna shingo mpenzi wangu.

1157
01:33:04,413 --> 01:33:06,748
Wakati ulikuwa unaota ndoto ya vampire.

1158
01:33:07,332 --> 01:33:10,585
Na kama mlinzi wa msitu hangetokea,

1159
01:33:10,794 --> 01:33:15,132
ungelala kwenye theluji
na kupata mafua!

1160
01:33:16,591 --> 01:33:19,970
Isipokuwa ungekufa kwa kufichuliwa.

1161
01:33:20,178 --> 01:33:23,098
Herr Baron,
Nimeona vampire!

1162
01:33:23,223 --> 01:33:25,934
Mimi si mwonaji asiye na utamaduni wa maono.

1163
01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:28,103
Niruhusu nipingane na wewe.

1164
01:33:29,062 --> 01:33:33,066
Ni wasomi ambao
kuwa na mawazo yenye nguvu zaidi.

1165
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:35,235
Lakini vampires zipo.

1166
01:33:35,736 --> 01:33:40,115
Sasa nina hakika na yake
nguvu nyingi zisizo za kawaida.

1167
01:33:40,282 --> 01:33:42,743
Nilikuwa chini ya hisia zisizo sahihi.

1168
01:33:42,909 --> 01:33:44,745
Lakini sasa imetokea kwangu ...

1169
01:33:45,746 --> 01:33:48,665
jambo hilo limechukua mkondo tofauti.

1170
01:33:48,832 --> 01:33:51,626
"Njia tofauti", ja.

1171
01:33:52,794 --> 01:33:56,173
Ninaogopa vampire.
Siku zote nimekuwa.

1172
01:33:56,423 --> 01:33:59,718
Maisha yangu yote katika ngome hii
ilitumika chini ya ugaidi.

1173
01:33:59,926 --> 01:34:04,514
Kuzidisha, Countess,
ambayo imekufanya upoteze matumaini.

1174
01:34:04,890 --> 01:34:07,225
Vampire ni ama
fumbo la pamoja,

1175
01:34:07,392 --> 01:34:09,811
au ghushi iliyotengenezwa na mwanadamu.

1176
01:34:10,479 --> 01:34:12,856
Ikiwa ya kwanza ni ya kweli, tuko salama.

1177
01:34:12,981 --> 01:34:17,402
Kama ya pili, nitafanya
ondoa vampire ya uwongo!

1178
01:34:17,611 --> 01:34:19,738
Kuhani aliyeletwa na Baron Wirth,

1179
01:34:20,030 --> 01:34:23,658
ingawa ni muumini thabiti
katika roho na vampires,

1180
01:34:23,867 --> 01:34:29,538
inaonyesha kwamba sala na matendo mema
kumwinua mwanadamu juu ya nguvu mbaya.

1181
01:34:29,539 --> 01:34:31,874
- Je, hajawahi kuona vampire?
- Hapana.

1182
01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:33,502
O tulips!

1183
01:34:35,337 --> 01:34:37,255
Hapana, anamwogopa kuhani!

1184
01:34:37,422 --> 01:34:42,803
Hata wale walio karibu na kuhani
zimehifadhiwa salama kutoka kwa vampire.

1185
01:34:43,303 --> 01:34:46,390
Ni uweza wa kiungu wa mtumishi wa Mungu.

1186
01:34:46,556 --> 01:34:49,601
Waumini wa zawadi wamebarikiwa.

1187
01:34:49,768 --> 01:34:52,771
Nisamehe, Countess,
lakini kama ningeikubali imani hiyo,

1188
01:34:52,896 --> 01:34:56,108
Ningesaliti sana sayansi.

1189
01:34:56,233 --> 01:34:58,026
Sayansi inataka maelezo.

1190
01:34:58,193 --> 01:35:02,072
Baba anadai vampire
ni kiza cha giza,

1191
01:35:02,239 --> 01:35:05,534
ilikusudiwa kuwaadhibu wenye dhambi
kwa kupoteza kwao imani.

1192
01:35:05,659 --> 01:35:07,868
Sasa kwa nini amekutembelea,

1193
01:35:07,869 --> 01:35:10,622
ambao wana amani nao
dhamiri na imani yako?

1194
01:35:10,789 --> 01:35:14,167
Baba anasema hakuna mwanadamu asiye na dhambi.

1195
01:35:14,334 --> 01:35:17,712
Jambo lisilo la kawaida kusema.
Kuhani ni binadamu pia.

1196
01:35:17,838 --> 01:35:22,217
Kwa hivyo, kwa uingizaji wa kimantiki,
mhuni anapaswa kumtesa pia.

1197
01:35:22,426 --> 01:35:25,762
Hata zaidi, tangu kuhani
hutumikia maslahi kinyume.

1198
01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:30,767
Vampire ni balozi wa Ibilisi,
kuhani ni mjumbe wa Mungu duniani.

1199
01:35:31,184 --> 01:35:33,395
Lazima niende. Ni marehemu.

1200
01:35:33,562 --> 01:35:36,189
Countess alinyoosha mkono wake.

1201
01:35:36,356 --> 01:35:41,278
Alimbusu vidole vyake maridadi
kutetemeka kwa upole kama ndege wanaoogopa.

1202
01:35:49,327 --> 01:35:53,623
Countess Ermina, nimefurahi sana
kwamba umebaki kuomba!

1203
01:35:54,875 --> 01:35:56,001
Baba...

1204
01:35:57,002 --> 01:35:59,713
Nimekata tamaa
wazo la kuweka nadhiri.

1205
01:36:00,130 --> 01:36:03,383
Kwa muda mrefu, nilifikiri
Nilikusudiwa kwa nyumba ya watawa.

1206
01:36:03,633 --> 01:36:07,137
Peke yangu, na mjomba
ambaye ananiona kama mzigo,

1207
01:36:07,345 --> 01:36:10,599
kulazimishwa kusimamia bahati yangu
kwa kutomjali wake,

1208
01:36:10,891 --> 01:36:14,102
alikataa joto la upendo wa familia,

1209
01:36:14,352 --> 01:36:19,191
kuachwa na wote,
wasio na nguvu katika ulimwengu uliojaa uovu,

1210
01:36:19,441 --> 01:36:22,486
Nilihisi ushauri wako ni mzuri, Baba.

1211
01:36:22,694 --> 01:36:27,157
Kuingia kwenye nyumba ya watawa, kumtolea Mungu dhabihu
uhai wangu, ujana wangu, bahati yangu.

1212
01:36:27,532 --> 01:36:29,159
- Lakini -
- Fikiria, Countess.

1213
01:36:29,284 --> 01:36:32,204
Mkoa huu uliolaaniwa
anasumbuliwa na vampire

1214
01:36:32,329 --> 01:36:35,081
ambaye amesitisha tu harakati zake kwako

1215
01:36:35,207 --> 01:36:39,461
kwa sababu Mungu Mwenyezi anajua
jinsi unavyojitoa Kwake sasa.

1216
01:36:39,669 --> 01:36:42,505
Pia fikiria, Countess, ya wenyeji

1217
01:36:42,506 --> 01:36:46,510
ambaye ni wewe tu, kwa njia ya imani
na kujitolea kwa Kanisa,

1218
01:36:46,635 --> 01:36:49,054
inaweza kuokoa kutoka kwa makucha ya Ibilisi!

1219
01:36:49,346 --> 01:36:54,392
Na kwa nini unataka
kukataa ulinzi wa Mungu?

1220
01:36:54,768 --> 01:36:59,814
Wewe, ambaye haujashindwa
kwa mtindo mbaya wa siku,

1221
01:37:00,440 --> 01:37:05,445
wasiovuta sigara, wala kuvaa
nywele fupi na nguo, wala babies -

1222
01:37:05,570 --> 01:37:07,322
Niko katika upendo, Baba!

1223
01:37:25,924 --> 01:37:28,218
Mandhari ya hadithi kama hii!

1224
01:37:28,552 --> 01:37:31,846
Mtu anatarajia kuona
Hood Nyekundu, mbwa mwitu,

1225
01:37:32,055 --> 01:37:35,350
dragons na viumbe wengine wa hadithi!

1226
01:37:35,642 --> 01:37:38,728
Ni wazi, wewe ni
kuzoea zaidi mitaa ya jiji.

1227
01:37:56,454 --> 01:37:57,706
Simama!

1228
01:37:58,915 --> 01:38:01,001
Sio hatua moja zaidi!

1229
01:38:01,126 --> 01:38:03,044
Nitakufundisha kucheza vampire!

1230
01:38:06,464 --> 01:38:07,799
Bwana Cociu!

1231
01:38:19,060 --> 01:38:20,645
Countess, nimempiga!

1232
01:38:20,812 --> 01:38:22,521
Anavuja damu ya joto!

1233
01:38:22,522 --> 01:38:25,358
- Kwa hivyo ...
- Yeye ni binadamu kama sisi, Countess!

1234
01:38:25,734 --> 01:38:27,152
Nitampata bado!

1235
01:38:27,485 --> 01:38:30,864
Sasa tuendelee na safari yetu,
na nitamtimua huyo vampire!

1236
01:38:31,364 --> 01:38:34,034
Utile et dulci, kama Horatio alisema.

1237
01:38:45,420 --> 01:38:49,799
Mashambulizi yote yanafichua
ukweli kwa uwazi wa axiom.

1238
01:38:50,008 --> 01:38:53,011
Hakuna mwathirika wa vampire aliyeibiwa.

1239
01:38:53,345 --> 01:38:56,848
Kwa hivyo tunalazimika kutoa hitimisho hili:

1240
01:38:57,140 --> 01:39:00,435
Nia ya vitendo hivi
inaweza tu kulipiza kisasi.

1241
01:39:00,727 --> 01:39:03,813
Lakini mtu mmoja angeweza kutaka
kulipiza kisasi dhidi ya wengi?

1242
01:39:04,022 --> 01:39:07,025
Mashambulio hayo mawili yalikuwa juu yetu
pia kuchochewa na kulipiza kisasi?

1243
01:39:07,192 --> 01:39:08,818
Yule aliye juu yangu, kwa hakika.

1244
01:39:08,985 --> 01:39:11,237
Vampire anaweza kufikiria kuwa ninamfuata

1245
01:39:11,404 --> 01:39:14,574
hivyo akajaribu kunisukuma
nje ya uwanja,

1246
01:39:14,783 --> 01:39:17,410
au tunaweza kuwa karibu kuharibu mpango wake.

1247
01:39:17,911 --> 01:39:21,289
Kwa kweli, cariole iliyonileta hapa

1248
01:39:21,748 --> 01:39:23,833
kuviringishwa na mkondo.

1249
01:39:24,250 --> 01:39:27,962
Lakini Dk. Geza Vendelin alisema
kifo cha mfanyabiashara kilikuwa ajali.

1250
01:39:28,088 --> 01:39:29,589
Mjinga mkubwa!

1251
01:39:30,090 --> 01:39:32,132
Kisha meneja wa migodi ya Anina

1252
01:39:32,133 --> 01:39:34,177
alikutwa na mkato huo kwenye koo lake,

1253
01:39:34,469 --> 01:39:36,388
basi ulivamiwa...

1254
01:39:41,017 --> 01:39:44,479
Corneliu na Ermina waliendelea
kutembea kwao milimani.

1255
01:39:44,646 --> 01:39:49,483
Mbele wangeweza faintly
tazama taa za Sommerfrische,

1256
01:39:49,484 --> 01:39:51,777
wakati wa kushoto na kulia wa meadow

1257
01:39:51,778 --> 01:39:54,530
mwanga wa mwezi ulifunua wingi wa wanyama

1258
01:39:54,531 --> 01:39:57,325
kushawishika katika mazingira ya bikira.

1259
01:39:58,451 --> 01:40:01,371
Baadaye walishuka kwenye bustani ya majira ya joto,

1260
01:40:01,621 --> 01:40:05,667
ambapo walikaa kwa muda msituni,
kama wapenzi wawili waoga.

1261
01:40:33,111 --> 01:40:35,196
Ulikuwa hapo, Herr Cociu!

1262
01:40:35,447 --> 01:40:37,073
Jawohl, Herr Baron.

1263
01:40:37,699 --> 01:40:40,869
- Unafanya nini hapa?
- Kuangalia athari za vampire.

1264
01:40:42,579 --> 01:40:44,038
Ufuatiliaji wa Vampire?

1265
01:40:46,624 --> 01:40:50,712
Nisamehe,
lakini nakuona wewe pia ni mwathirika.

1266
01:40:51,254 --> 01:40:54,382
Hii ni kesi ya
kujidanganya kwa wingi,

1267
01:40:54,507 --> 01:40:57,385
umeanza kuogopa vampire!

1268
01:40:58,428 --> 01:41:01,181
Hauogopi, Herr Baron?
- Hapana.

1269
01:41:02,015 --> 01:41:05,185
Ninafahamu uhalifu huu wote
yamefanywa na binadamu!

1270
01:41:05,518 --> 01:41:07,979
Halafu kwanini hajakamatwa?

1271
01:41:09,230 --> 01:41:12,233
Kwa sababu mhalifu mwenye akili
ni ngumu kukamata,

1272
01:41:12,692 --> 01:41:14,486
anapofanya kazi bila washiriki.

1273
01:41:14,652 --> 01:41:17,822
Tu kuanguka mediocre
mikononi mwa polisi.

1274
01:41:18,239 --> 01:41:23,578
Kwa vyovyote vile,
huyu ni mtu mwenye akili sana,

1275
01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:28,917
ambaye anabakia nje ya mashaka
na ana uhakika na msimamo wake hapa.

1276
01:41:29,083 --> 01:41:32,587
Entschuldigung, lakini mimi
ongozana na Countess kwa matembezi.

1277
01:41:32,796 --> 01:41:34,464
- Hesabu!
- Herr Cociu!

1278
01:41:36,883 --> 01:41:38,301
Nisamehe.

1279
01:41:47,018 --> 01:41:48,144
Ni mshangao ulioje!

1280
01:41:48,353 --> 01:41:50,814
Ningependa kuuliza, Bw. Cociu.

1281
01:41:51,356 --> 01:41:53,149
Unahisi nini kwangu?

1282
01:41:53,650 --> 01:41:56,985
- Naam ...
- Acha nikuambie kile ninachohisi kwako.

1283
01:41:56,986 --> 01:41:58,696
Najua unataka kusema nini, Countess.

1284
01:41:59,322 --> 01:42:01,991
Mapigo ya moyo yaliyoenea,

1285
01:42:02,408 --> 01:42:05,662
mtetemeko wa ajabu,
wakati mwingine, zaidi ya mapenzi yako.

1286
01:42:06,037 --> 01:42:08,163
Ninahisi vivyo hivyo, Countess,

1287
01:42:08,164 --> 01:42:10,667
na nitakuambia kwa dhati,
kwani unauliza,

1288
01:42:10,917 --> 01:42:12,544
ambayo nimeisikia kwa muda mrefu.

1289
01:42:14,295 --> 01:42:17,882
Ilimradi mateso yangu
kwa kutothubutu kukiri.

1290
01:42:18,591 --> 01:42:23,847
Nafsi za wanadamu zinaweza kuwa nazo
muundo sawa, lakini nguo tofauti.

1291
01:42:24,138 --> 01:42:28,268
Nafsi ya mwimbaji inaweza kuwa
mkuu kama mfalme,

1292
01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:31,479
lakini wa mwisho huvaa zambarau ya kifalme.

1293
01:42:32,313 --> 01:42:35,608
Kama hukuleta,

1294
01:42:36,484 --> 01:42:38,695
nafsi yangu inaweza kamwe kuthubutu,

1295
01:42:39,279 --> 01:42:43,449
kupitia mavazi yake ya kimwili,
kutamka maungamo hayo.

1296
01:42:44,367 --> 01:42:46,452
Ninahisi nini kwa upande wako?

1297
01:42:46,953 --> 01:42:49,914
Paradiso tele, ya kimungu!

1298
01:42:50,164 --> 01:42:54,377
Wewe ndiye nuru roho yangu
anaona katika hali yake ya kukata tamaa!

1299
01:42:54,878 --> 01:42:57,463
Na hii ... ni upendo?

1300
01:42:57,589 --> 01:42:58,714
Ndiyo!

1301
01:42:58,715 --> 01:43:01,634
Lakini msimamo wetu wa kijamii ni tofauti.

1302
01:43:02,135 --> 01:43:06,389
Je, msimamo wa kijamii una nini
kufanya na mahitaji ya nafsi yangu?

1303
01:43:07,015 --> 01:43:09,350
Tunachohisi ni sawa.

1304
01:43:10,018 --> 01:43:11,894
Kuhisi ni kutaka,

1305
01:43:11,895 --> 01:43:13,645
na kutaka ni kuwa!

1306
01:43:13,646 --> 01:43:14,939
Schopenhauer!

1307
01:43:15,106 --> 01:43:18,943
Jua lilikuwa limejificha nyuma
mlima wakati wale vijana wawili,

1308
01:43:19,110 --> 01:43:21,528
kufikia mkondo wa baridi,

1309
01:43:21,529 --> 01:43:25,283
wakaingiza mikono yao ndani
maji ya barafu-baridi na ya uwazi.

1310
01:43:25,575 --> 01:43:30,163
Kunyunyiza karibu na matone ya ukungu
kama watangazaji wa bahati nzuri,

1311
01:43:30,413 --> 01:43:32,916
mikono yenye unyevunyevu ikigusa mabega ya kila mmoja,

1312
01:43:33,166 --> 01:43:38,129
walifunga kwa busu la kwanza
kifungo chao cha kiroho kisichotarajiwa.

1313
01:43:45,762 --> 01:43:46,888
Ermina...

1314
01:43:47,013 --> 01:43:48,514
Bwana Cociu!

1315
01:43:49,098 --> 01:43:51,351
Mwenye nyumba ya wageni ameshambuliwa!

1316
01:43:55,980 --> 01:43:58,274
Nini kilitokea? Nisamehe.

1317
01:44:00,109 --> 01:44:04,155
- Siwezi!
- Unapaswa kuzungumza, ili tuweze kusaidia.

1318
01:44:06,199 --> 01:44:08,534
Nilikuwa nimemaliza kazi jana usiku...

1319
01:44:12,830 --> 01:44:13,831
Ni nani?

1320
01:44:13,998 --> 01:44:15,541
Msafiri maskini.

1321
01:44:16,125 --> 01:44:20,588
Njiani kutoka Oravița,
ekseli ya kariole yangu ilivunjika.

1322
01:44:20,797 --> 01:44:22,674
Natafuta kupumzika kidogo.

1323
01:44:27,512 --> 01:44:29,389
Tafadhali, kaa.

1324
01:44:29,889 --> 01:44:32,433
Sijazoea kula peke yangu.

1325
01:44:32,850 --> 01:44:36,479
Ningeshukuru kama
tunaweza toast pamoja.

1326
01:44:39,232 --> 01:44:42,986
Najuta kuondoka
nchi hizi nzuri,

1327
01:44:43,903 --> 01:44:46,948
lakini nimesikia kuhusu vampire

1328
01:44:47,115 --> 01:44:49,242
terrorizing die all Regionen!

1329
01:44:49,534 --> 01:44:51,244
Ujinga bwana!

1330
01:44:51,828 --> 01:44:54,247
Vampire si chochote ila ni udanganyifu.

1331
01:44:55,373 --> 01:44:58,167
Kwa hivyo huamini katika vampire?

1332
01:44:59,335 --> 01:45:01,129
Ninaamini katika pesa na kazi yangu.

1333
01:45:01,421 --> 01:45:03,589
Vampires zinaweza kuwepo,

1334
01:45:04,340 --> 01:45:06,217
lakini hawawezi
chochote cha kufanya na mimi.

1335
01:45:06,676 --> 01:45:08,469
Kuzimu na vampire huyo!

1336
01:45:08,886 --> 01:45:12,181
Kila mahali unapogeuka,
yote ni "vampire, vampire!"

1337
01:45:12,390 --> 01:45:15,810
Sisi ni kicheko cha mkoa,
apigwe afe!

1338
01:45:19,188 --> 01:45:20,356
Nina shaka.

1339
01:45:21,107 --> 01:45:23,401
Ni ama Baron Wirth, au kuhani.

1340
01:45:24,527 --> 01:45:29,699
Kwa aibu, bwana,
unawezaje kufikiria mtu wa juu,

1341
01:45:29,907 --> 01:45:34,370
au mshikaji
ya imani katika Bwana Mungu wetu,

1342
01:45:34,620 --> 01:45:36,997
kujishusha kwenye uhalifu huo!

1343
01:45:36,998 --> 01:45:38,416
Mpendwa Mheshimiwa,

1344
01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:41,836
makuhani wanabahatika tangu kuzaliwa.

1345
01:45:42,462 --> 01:45:44,797
Masomo yao yanalipwa na serikali,

1346
01:45:45,214 --> 01:45:48,885
na akilala na mwanamke,
kama sisi watu wa kawaida tunavyofanya,

1347
01:45:49,135 --> 01:45:52,388
jimbo inabidi kumpa parokia!

1348
01:45:52,555 --> 01:45:54,640
Sikupata nyumba yangu ya wageni bure!

1349
01:45:55,224 --> 01:45:57,435
Hilo ndilo linalomfanya awe mtakatifu.

1350
01:45:57,643 --> 01:46:02,774
Kwa hivyo nisamehe ikiwa ninayo
imani ndogo kwa wanaume wenzangu,

1351
01:46:03,066 --> 01:46:04,400
makuhani au la.

1352
01:46:04,525 --> 01:46:06,444
Hamwamini makuhani,

1353
01:46:06,611 --> 01:46:08,863
na wewe si kweli
hofu ya Vampires?

1354
01:46:09,864 --> 01:46:11,866
Umekosea, rafiki.

1355
01:46:13,451 --> 01:46:15,912
Ninaogopa unaweza kuniita usiku wa leo,

1356
01:46:16,454 --> 01:46:18,206
kuomba msaada.

1357
01:46:43,397 --> 01:46:46,359
Nyama yenye ubora duni!
Lishe iliyooza hivi!

1358
01:46:46,526 --> 01:46:49,529
Makapi ya kuchukiza namna hii! Pox juu yako!

1359
01:47:04,585 --> 01:47:06,420
Wewe ni nani, unataka nini?

1360
01:47:06,754 --> 01:47:08,256
Mimi ndiye vampire,

1361
01:47:08,422 --> 01:47:11,134
ambaye Existenz ulitia shaka!

1362
01:47:11,676 --> 01:47:15,930
Hivi sasa, hakuna kuhani
na hakuna dini inayoweza kukuokoa!

1363
01:47:16,097 --> 01:47:18,975
Makuhani ni wazuri tu

1364
01:47:19,142 --> 01:47:23,771
wakati hakuna nguvu zaidi
kuliko dini inavyosimama katika njia zao.

1365
01:47:24,188 --> 01:47:26,732
Lakini Wahenga wa dunia watusamehe,

1366
01:47:26,899 --> 01:47:33,156
sisi pia tuna nyakati zetu,
wakati wao na Mungu mwenyewe wamelala!

1367
01:47:33,364 --> 01:47:35,449
Nisamehe, sikukufanyia ubaya wowote!

1368
01:47:36,367 --> 01:47:38,619
Weka mdomo wako katika udhibiti!

1369
01:47:39,036 --> 01:47:40,246
Unaongea sana!

1370
01:47:40,621 --> 01:47:47,879
Vampire ni zaidi ya ken ya binadamu
na zaidi ya mazungumzo ya kibinadamu!

1371
01:47:50,923 --> 01:47:52,884
Hiyo ndiyo yote ninayokumbuka.

1372
01:47:53,342 --> 01:47:57,138
Nikapata fahamu
na kuumwa kwenye shingo yangu,

1373
01:47:57,930 --> 01:48:00,516
kuzimia kutokana na kupoteza damu!

1374
01:48:04,353 --> 01:48:06,772
Bw. Cociu, Baron Wirth ananituma.

1375
01:48:07,064 --> 01:48:09,233
- Maafa yametokea!
- Je!

1376
01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:11,277
Countess Ermina hayupo.

1377
01:48:12,653 --> 01:48:15,948
- Kwa muda gani?
- Hakuwa chumbani mwake asubuhi ya leo.

1378
01:48:16,115 --> 01:48:17,658
Kitanda chake kilikuwa hakijaguswa.

1379
01:48:17,783 --> 01:48:21,412
Nafsi yangu imelemewa na mashaka.

1380
01:48:21,913 --> 01:48:25,499
Usijali kukata tamaa,
tunachohitaji ni hatua!

1381
01:48:25,708 --> 01:48:28,127
Ni vampire, Bw. Cociu!

1382
01:48:28,252 --> 01:48:30,463
Kimya, wewe serf maisha duni!

1383
01:48:43,643 --> 01:48:47,146
Hakuna kawaida, ila kwa
pedi hii ya klorofomu-imbibed.

1384
01:48:47,313 --> 01:48:49,941
- Chloroform?
- Hii ni kazi ya mwanadamu!

1385
01:48:50,107 --> 01:48:53,194
Sijawahi kusikia
Vampires kwa kutumia klorofomu.

1386
01:48:53,319 --> 01:48:55,488
ni vampire, Bw. Cociu! Ninaogopa -

1387
01:48:55,655 --> 01:48:57,198
Kimya, rahisi!

1388
01:48:57,365 --> 01:49:02,036
Ninachokiona hapa ni
dawa na kutekwa nyara.

1389
01:49:03,287 --> 01:49:04,455
Ermina!

1390
01:49:06,082 --> 01:49:07,792
"Usinitafute!

1391
01:49:08,960 --> 01:49:12,421
Kupitia mazungumzo yangu
na kuhani huyu wa ajabu,

1392
01:49:12,755 --> 01:49:17,426
Nimekuwa kwa undani
kushawishika na dhamira yangu.

1393
01:49:17,677 --> 01:49:19,804
Nitaweka nadhiri katika nyumba ya watawa!"

1394
01:49:19,971 --> 01:49:21,263
Katika monasteri?

1395
01:49:21,264 --> 01:49:22,598
Isome!

1396
01:49:23,975 --> 01:49:28,061
"Lazima niachane na maisha ya kidunia
kuwafukuza pepo wachafu

1397
01:49:28,062 --> 01:49:30,481
kujaribu kuiteka nafsi yangu.

1398
01:49:30,815 --> 01:49:32,233
Mimi ni mwanamke aliyelaaniwa!

1399
01:49:33,067 --> 01:49:38,155
Yangu ni laana ya mababu,
ambayo ni lazima niiweke mbali na familia yangu.

1400
01:49:38,406 --> 01:49:42,660
Maisha ya monasteri sio dhabihu.
Ninaenda huko kwa furaha, Ermina."

1401
01:49:42,868 --> 01:49:44,287
Ughushi mkubwa!

1402
01:49:44,453 --> 01:49:46,372
Hapana. Huo ni mwandiko wake.

1403
01:49:47,707 --> 01:49:52,545
Kwa msichana mzuri, mzuri,
maisha ya monasteri ni dhabihu kubwa!

1404
01:49:52,837 --> 01:49:56,465
Nashindwa kuona point yako.
Wakristo wote wanaishi kwa ajili ya Kanisa.

1405
01:49:56,632 --> 01:50:00,136
Hii ni kamili
kukataa anasa za dunia,

1406
01:50:00,261 --> 01:50:01,887
kile Countess anafanya.

1407
01:50:02,263 --> 01:50:04,181
Habari hii inanifurahisha mwanangu.

1408
01:50:04,348 --> 01:50:06,142
Lakini yeye ni roho mbaya!

1409
01:50:06,267 --> 01:50:10,771
Baron anadhani mpwa wake ni mwendawazimu,
na atachukua hatua kama mlezi wake.

1410
01:50:10,896 --> 01:50:14,066
Je, Baron anaweza kuchukua hatua gani?

1411
01:50:15,067 --> 01:50:17,528
Je, anafikiri kupigana na Mungu?

1412
01:50:17,987 --> 01:50:20,865
Je, anataka mkoa
kuharibiwa na tauni?

1413
01:50:21,574 --> 01:50:24,243
Je, mhuni anatutesa vya kutosha?

1414
01:50:24,702 --> 01:50:26,829
Je, anatafuta huzuni zaidi?

1415
01:50:27,413 --> 01:50:30,291
Kwa hali hiyo, apigane na Mungu!

1416
01:50:30,541 --> 01:50:32,793
Ndiyo maana ninakuja, Baba.

1417
01:50:32,918 --> 01:50:36,171
Kukuuliza, kwa hekima yako,
kusaidia kupata Countess

1418
01:50:36,172 --> 01:50:37,965
na kutumika kama mpatanishi.

1419
01:50:38,090 --> 01:50:39,508
Tafuta muumini mwingine!

1420
01:50:39,633 --> 01:50:43,721
Countess wetu dhaifu hana damu tena
kutoa kwa imani hii iliyotiwa chumvi!

1421
01:50:44,263 --> 01:50:46,724
Unaingilia kati kwa haki gani?

1422
01:50:47,350 --> 01:50:49,310
Je, wewe ni wa familia ya Countess?

1423
01:50:49,977 --> 01:50:53,689
Kanisa limemchukua chini ya ngao yake!

1424
01:50:53,814 --> 01:50:56,275
Sio yeye ninayemtetea, Baba, ni wewe.

1425
01:50:56,442 --> 01:51:01,947
Baron anashuku kuwa ulimshawishi
na anataka kuleta kuhani mwingine.

1426
01:51:05,534 --> 01:51:07,453
Bwana... Cociu.

1427
01:51:10,122 --> 01:51:11,332
Ubarikiwe.

1428
01:51:11,457 --> 01:51:15,836
Je, kuna mtu yeyote aliyekutuma hapa
kuniambia mambo haya?

1429
01:51:16,003 --> 01:51:18,880
Au unathubutu kusema hivyo
kwa hiari yako?

1430
01:51:18,881 --> 01:51:20,383
Nitathubutu zaidi.

1431
01:51:20,549 --> 01:51:23,552
Mimi mwenyewe naomba umtafute huyo msichana

1432
01:51:23,719 --> 01:51:27,390
na kumleta nyumbani,
au utamwona Ibilisi, Baba!

1433
01:51:27,556 --> 01:51:28,723
Ninakuhakikishia!

1434
01:51:28,724 --> 01:51:32,686
Kwa mara nyingine tena, kwa haki gani
unaongea nami hivi?

1435
01:51:32,812 --> 01:51:37,316
Haki ya mpenzi wangu
kwa msichana huyu na haki takatifu!

1436
01:51:42,822 --> 01:51:44,031
Naona kwamba...

1437
01:51:45,366 --> 01:51:47,868
unazungumza juu ya upendo, Bw. Cociu.

1438
01:51:48,994 --> 01:51:52,039
Umejiuliza kama
Countess anakupenda pia?

1439
01:51:53,082 --> 01:51:56,877
Ikiwa hafanyi hivyo,
unatisha samaki bure.

1440
01:51:57,044 --> 01:52:00,297
Unajua nini, Baba,
Nitakutembelea mara nyingi zaidi,

1441
01:52:00,548 --> 01:52:02,800
kujifunza sanaa yako ya kuvutia,

1442
01:52:02,967 --> 01:52:07,930
kwa hivyo ananipenda kama ulivyomfanya
penda Kanisa lako!

1443
01:52:08,097 --> 01:52:10,141
Sina heshima!

1444
01:52:14,603 --> 01:52:18,732
Huzuni kali ilikuwa
kuzidiwa roho ya Corneliu Cociu.

1445
01:52:18,899 --> 01:52:22,319
Maisha yake, alifikiria,
ilikuwa bahati mbaya moja kubwa.

1446
01:52:22,486 --> 01:52:25,197
Mara moja tu alikuwa na hatima walionekana neema yake;

1447
01:52:25,448 --> 01:52:29,368
lakini sasa aliona hivyo
ule mtaji wa bahati nzuri

1448
01:52:29,535 --> 01:52:33,164
alikuwa amealika tu masaibu haya yote.

1449
01:52:33,497 --> 01:52:36,083
Shimo lisilo na mwisho
katika nafsi yake ilikua na kukua.

1450
01:52:36,208 --> 01:52:38,335
Mara moja, mara moja tu ...

1451
01:52:38,586 --> 01:52:40,087
aliwaza,

1452
01:52:40,337 --> 01:52:45,426
ilionekana ningeweza kuacha kupigana,
kuishi kwa amani na dunia nzima.

1453
01:53:19,919 --> 01:53:21,795
Bado uko hai?

1454
01:53:21,921 --> 01:53:27,968
Mimi niko, na sitakufa
mpaka nikanyage udongo kwenye kaburi lako!

1455
01:53:28,677 --> 01:53:29,887
Unataka nini?

1456
01:53:30,054 --> 01:53:32,723
Unazaa bila kazi, nitakufanya

1457
01:53:32,973 --> 01:53:36,852
tumikia jambo linalostahili zaidi kuliko maisha yako!

1458
01:53:37,186 --> 01:53:41,148
Na mwili na roho,
utakuwa umefungwa kwangu.

1459
01:53:41,440 --> 01:53:43,943
Ni lazima ufanye kama ninavyokuamuru!

1460
01:53:44,068 --> 01:53:45,151
Ermina!

1461
01:53:45,152 --> 01:53:46,570
Ndiyo, bwana.

1462
01:53:46,737 --> 01:53:49,615
Nionyeshe jinsi unavyonipenda.

1463
01:53:51,033 --> 01:53:52,910
Hebu awe, scum!

1464
01:53:54,203 --> 01:53:56,664
Na wewe, jitayarishe kwa kifo!

1465
01:53:56,789 --> 01:54:00,960
Niko tayari, tangu
umenifanya nisiwe na ulinzi!

1466
01:54:02,878 --> 01:54:06,048
Je, hivyo ndivyo unavyozungumza na malaika mkuu?

1467
01:54:06,340 --> 01:54:08,801
Wewe, malaika mkuu?
Basi naweza kuwa mmoja kesho!

1468
01:54:08,926 --> 01:54:11,303
Kesho utakuwa kaburini!

1469
01:54:11,637 --> 01:54:13,514
Kwa nini una dhidi yangu?

1470
01:54:14,306 --> 01:54:16,724
Lazima ufe, maana unajua sana.

1471
01:54:16,725 --> 01:54:19,478
Umeingilia biashara yangu.

1472
01:54:19,645 --> 01:54:23,607
Mpaka ulipokuja, sikuwa na wasiwasi,

1473
01:54:23,774 --> 01:54:27,068
na hakuna aliyesimama dhidi yangu!

1474
01:54:27,069 --> 01:54:31,031
- Wewe ni vampire?
- Ndio, mimi ndiye vampire!

1475
01:54:31,282 --> 01:54:33,784
Umetosha, rafiki yangu mdogo?

1476
01:54:35,452 --> 01:54:37,621
Hukupaswa kunikasirisha!

1477
01:54:37,871 --> 01:54:40,708
Hairuhusiwi kwa mwanadamu dhaifu

1478
01:54:40,958 --> 01:54:44,211
kuingilia kati na nguvu zisizo za kawaida.

1479
01:54:44,378 --> 01:54:46,171
Mwanaharamu wewe! Ermina!

1480
01:54:46,338 --> 01:54:48,507
Mimi ni demigod!

1481
01:54:48,716 --> 01:54:52,678
Ningekuwa nimeridhika
kuwa mwanadamu mkuu.

1482
01:54:52,928 --> 01:54:58,684
Lakini, hakuweza kufanya hivyo,
Lazima sasa nitengeneze aina ya juu zaidi.

1483
01:54:58,934 --> 01:55:03,939
Lakini Mungu, ni nani pekee
inasaidia watu wanyonge,

1484
01:55:04,565 --> 01:55:07,610
ameingia kwenye mgogoro na Belzebuth!

1485
01:55:07,985 --> 01:55:11,989
Baada ya mapambano ya muda mrefu,
Jehanamu imemshinda Mungu.

1486
01:55:12,156 --> 01:55:16,493
Kwa hivyo badala ya kuwa
aliyetumwa na Mungu kutenda mema,

1487
01:55:16,744 --> 01:55:22,249
Mimi ni wa Belzebuth tu
ishara ya uovu na kisasi!

1488
01:55:22,541 --> 01:55:26,670
Nitakujulisha
kwamba Mungu hana uwezo sasa,

1489
01:55:26,879 --> 01:55:31,592
na hakuna kinachoweza kusimama
kinyume na mapenzi ya Jahannam!

1490
01:55:32,009 --> 01:55:36,430
Mpango wangu umekuwa
kuleta hofu katika nchi hii,

1491
01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:37,931
na nimefanikiwa,

1492
01:55:38,057 --> 01:55:41,560
kwa kutumia wenyeji
ushirikina na woga

1493
01:55:41,727 --> 01:55:43,561
na kuua wachache!

1494
01:55:43,562 --> 01:55:47,399
Nimefanikiwa, mimi ni bwana wa nchi hii!

1495
01:55:47,900 --> 01:55:51,612
Ninaelekeza hatima za wote,

1496
01:55:51,862 --> 01:55:55,074
Mimi, mjumbe wa Belzebut!

1497
01:55:55,449 --> 01:55:58,076
Mimi, malaika mkuu wa uovu,

1498
01:55:58,077 --> 01:56:03,624
Mimi, bwana mkubwa wa
mauaji na ugaidi na kulipiza kisasi!

1499
01:56:03,791 --> 01:56:07,294
Mimi, ninayetaka kuwanyoosha wanadamu,

1500
01:56:07,586 --> 01:56:12,675
kuiongoza kwenye dini mpya,
ile ya Belzebuth!

1501
01:56:47,042 --> 01:56:51,588
Bel-ze-buth!

1502
01:57:08,105 --> 01:57:10,357
Oh jamani, ninafanya nini hapa?

1503
01:57:10,691 --> 01:57:13,235
Umekuwa
kudanganywa na mwanaharamu huyu!

1504
01:57:20,701 --> 01:57:22,286
Kuhani!

1505
01:57:22,453 --> 01:57:24,329
Pumzika kwa amani Baba.

1506
01:57:30,169 --> 01:57:34,339
Utajibuje
Siku ya Hukumu kwa kumuua kasisi maskini?

1507
01:57:34,506 --> 01:57:36,759
Ninachukua jukumu lote kwa umilele

1508
01:57:36,884 --> 01:57:42,014
kwa kumuua aliyeua
wenzake wengi sana!

1509
01:57:42,181 --> 01:57:48,020
Niliokoa roho ya Ermina wa Kollovrat
ambaye ninampenda kupita maneno,

1510
01:57:48,270 --> 01:57:50,606
na nikaokoa bahati yake kubwa!

1511
01:57:51,732 --> 01:57:54,401
Ninakupenda, Bwana Cociu!

1512
01:58:17,174 --> 01:58:18,342
Sawa!

1513
01:58:18,509 --> 01:58:21,762
Huyo mjinga Cociu
inaonekana sana kama mimi.

1514
01:58:21,929 --> 01:58:23,931
Lakini ilikuwa kidogo heteronormative.

1515
01:58:24,097 --> 01:58:28,560
Vipi kuhusu baadhi
lesbo vampiresses zinazouma?

1516
01:58:28,894 --> 01:58:32,815
Sina uboreshaji unaohitajika.
Nilijengwa kwa soko la Ulaya Mashariki.

1517
01:58:32,940 --> 01:58:35,399
Sawa, lakini ungeweza kuweka

1518
01:58:35,400 --> 01:58:39,571
Wafashisti wa Romania,
chuki dhidi ya Wayahudi, Nae Ionescu...

1519
01:58:39,988 --> 01:58:43,951
- Trump na Elon wangekasirika.
- Sawa basi.

1520
01:58:44,743 --> 01:58:47,329
Sasa, rudi kwenye hadithi yangu.

1521
01:58:49,623 --> 01:58:51,750
- Tazama!
- Wadanganyifu!

1522
01:58:52,084 --> 01:58:54,044
Muue!

1523
01:59:15,440 --> 01:59:17,818
Mjomba Sandu, Vampira, ngoja!

1524
01:59:22,531 --> 01:59:23,991
nitafanya.

1525
01:59:24,199 --> 01:59:27,327
Ich mapenzi, kama kwamba fucking
Rammstein mbakaji anasema.

1526
01:59:32,666 --> 01:59:34,667
Fuck wewe, vampire!

1527
01:59:34,668 --> 01:59:36,587
Nitakuua jamani!

1528
01:59:37,004 --> 01:59:39,506
Inaonekana wanataka
kukuua kweli.

1529
01:59:42,342 --> 01:59:43,635
Inaonekana.

1530
01:59:44,219 --> 01:59:47,973
Wanaharamu.
Kutenda wote Wakristo na wacha Mungu.

1531
01:59:48,682 --> 01:59:50,392
Sio yule jamaa wa Kijapani, ninamaanisha wengine.

1532
01:59:59,026 --> 02:00:02,070
Kuna utani huu kuhusu watalii wawili

1533
02:00:02,863 --> 02:00:04,823
kukutana na dubu msituni.

1534
02:00:05,324 --> 02:00:07,826
Mmoja anavaa viatu vyake vya kukimbia,

1535
02:00:08,076 --> 02:00:12,456
mwingine anauliza kama kweli
anadhani anaweza kumshinda dubu.

1536
02:00:13,624 --> 02:00:18,003
"Hapana," kijana anajibu,
"Nahitaji kukushinda wewe tu!"

1537
02:00:19,755 --> 02:00:20,923
Mapenzi.

1538
02:00:27,262 --> 02:00:29,389
Tutamshika hivi karibuni, mpenzi.

1539
02:00:29,514 --> 02:00:32,142
Je, hukutaka
kumshika moyoni?

1540
02:00:32,267 --> 02:00:34,728
- Nimechoka sana!
- Nitazimia!

1541
02:00:34,895 --> 02:00:37,397
Kisha tutakuchukua
hotelini na kurudi.

1542
02:00:37,522 --> 02:00:39,941
- Ninaogopa.
- Hofu ya nini?

1543
02:00:39,942 --> 02:00:41,485
Vampire.

1544
02:00:41,652 --> 02:00:45,405
- Basi wacha tuchinjane mwanaharamu!
- Siwezi kukimbia tena!

1545
02:00:45,697 --> 02:00:48,784
Nimekufa nimechoka, hatuwezi kufanya kesho?

1546
02:00:48,992 --> 02:00:53,455
Kufikia kesho atatoroka.
Twende!

1547
02:00:56,333 --> 02:00:58,250
Wacha tumuue vampire.

1548
02:01:01,546 --> 02:01:03,048
Hii ni nini?

1549
02:01:03,757 --> 02:01:05,258
Ilitoka wapi?

1550
02:01:05,884 --> 02:01:07,928
Ilikuwa ni kashfa.

1551
02:01:08,971 --> 02:01:10,013
nitakuonyesha.

1552
02:01:11,598 --> 02:01:15,435
BandB inayojengwa
na ukurasa wa wavuti usiofanya kazi

1553
02:01:15,686 --> 02:01:20,440
ni yote yaliyosalia ya Dracula Park,
mradi mkubwa wa dola milioni 30.

1554
02:01:20,649 --> 02:01:23,485
ilianza na serikali ya Romania mnamo 2001.

1555
02:01:23,819 --> 02:01:27,906
Ilikusudiwa kuwa ya Romania
kituo cha burudani cha kuvutia zaidi.

1556
02:01:28,115 --> 02:01:32,326
Zaidi ya Waromania 13,000 bado
sijui pesa zao zilienda wapi

1557
02:01:32,327 --> 02:01:35,038
baada ya kununua
Hifadhi ya Dracula inashiriki mnamo 2001.

1558
02:01:35,205 --> 02:01:38,667
Nilikuwa kwenye Maonyesho ya Usafiri ya Berlin na kadhalika.

1559
02:01:38,834 --> 02:01:40,085
Lini?

1560
02:01:40,377 --> 02:01:42,337
Maonyesho ya Kusafiri ya Berlin?

1561
02:01:42,504 --> 02:01:44,047
Miaka michache iliyopita.

1562
02:01:44,756 --> 02:01:49,928
Nilikuwepo wakati serikali
aliwasilisha kashfa hii ya Dracula Park.

1563
02:01:50,804 --> 02:01:52,973
Watu walinunua hisa,

1564
02:01:53,432 --> 02:01:57,019
basi, mshangao, haikujengwa
na hawakurudishiwa pesa zao.

1565
02:01:57,394 --> 02:02:00,147
Walipigwa punda na kuibiwa pia.

1566
02:02:02,441 --> 02:02:04,359
Kwa hiyo uzinduzi ulikuwaje?

1567
02:02:04,735 --> 02:02:06,236
Hakuna jambo kubwa.

1568
02:02:06,403 --> 02:02:09,364
Tulisubiri kwenye jeneza,
mimi na muigizaji mzee mlegevu.

1569
02:02:09,531 --> 02:02:11,241
- Aina kama wewe.
- Acha!

1570
02:02:11,366 --> 02:02:15,620
Mara kwa mara,
tuliruka na kupiga kelele kwa watu:

1571
02:02:15,787 --> 02:02:18,206
"Wekeza katika Hifadhi ya Dracula!"

1572
02:02:20,542 --> 02:02:23,962
Katika Berlin, hata hivyo, sisi screw up wakati kubwa.

1573
02:02:24,421 --> 02:02:28,133
Walitaka bendera
kusoma "Mji mkuu wa Dracula"

1574
02:02:28,508 --> 02:02:30,844
na waliandika "Das Kapital",

1575
02:02:31,011 --> 02:02:33,764
kama mji mkuu wa Marx.

1576
02:02:35,849 --> 02:02:37,309
Inafanya kazi, ingawa.

1577
02:02:37,434 --> 02:02:39,394
Unajua nini Marx alisema?

1578
02:02:40,312 --> 02:02:43,231
"Mtaji ni kazi mfu

1579
02:02:43,440 --> 02:02:48,236
ambayo, kama vampire,
anaishi tu kwa kunyonya kazi hai,

1580
02:02:48,403 --> 02:02:51,281
na kuishi zaidi,
kadiri kazi inavyozidi kuwa mbaya."

1581
02:02:51,573 --> 02:02:53,033
Aina kama mimi.

1582
02:02:54,326 --> 02:02:57,412
Sitaki hii
ubepari = maneno ya vampire

1583
02:02:57,579 --> 02:03:01,166
kutikiswa huku na kule
watazamaji, hasa wasomi,

1584
02:03:01,374 --> 02:03:05,378
wanaofikiri kama wamesoma
baadhi ya Marx na Franco Moretti

1585
02:03:05,545 --> 02:03:09,758
wana sifa za kupiga kelele
mawazo hayo kama walivyoyazua.

1586
02:03:10,008 --> 02:03:13,220
Kama moja kuhusu monster Frankenstein

1587
02:03:13,345 --> 02:03:16,556
kuwa tabaka la wafanyakazi
iliyoundwa na ubepari.

1588
02:03:17,349 --> 02:03:20,811
Kwa hivyo wacha tutengeneze ucheshi mzuri

1589
02:03:20,977 --> 02:03:24,773
kuhusu Dracula, bepari mwenye tamaa.

1590
02:03:35,117 --> 02:03:36,535
Hiki kilikuwa kiwanda cha kubebea treni.

1591
02:03:37,953 --> 02:03:39,121
Ilifilisika.

1592
02:03:39,621 --> 02:03:43,750
Mnamo 1933, kulikuwa na mgomo maarufu hapa.

1593
02:03:44,126 --> 02:03:45,710
Polisi waliwafyatulia risasi washambuliaji.

1594
02:03:46,628 --> 02:03:50,757
- Kwa amri kutoka kwa serikali ya Liberal.
- Nzuri! Wanaharamu wavivu!

1595
02:03:50,924 --> 02:03:52,134
Nafikiri hivyo pia.

1596
02:03:52,467 --> 02:03:54,928
Inaonekana mgomo
iliungwa mkono na USSR.

1597
02:03:55,095 --> 02:03:56,805
Sababu zaidi!

1598
02:03:57,722 --> 02:04:01,560
Kampuni ninayouza
mikataba katika michezo ya video.

1599
02:04:01,685 --> 02:04:03,770
Unajua, wazimu wote wa Grail.

1600
02:04:03,937 --> 02:04:05,438
Hapana, sijui.

1601
02:04:05,730 --> 02:04:07,314
Mchezo huu wa kimataifa,

1602
02:04:07,315 --> 02:04:09,943
unatumia muda mwingi
online kuangalia kwa Grail

1603
02:04:10,068 --> 02:04:13,613
na utapata nyara, kama panga na kadhalika.

1604
02:04:14,364 --> 02:04:19,828
Kampuni yetu inauza
wakati wa mtandaoni na kupata ishara.

1605
02:04:20,162 --> 02:04:23,039
Na mpataji wa Grail
atapata milioni 100.

1606
02:04:23,165 --> 02:04:24,708
Dola, sio lei.

1607
02:04:26,418 --> 02:04:28,879
Bado sijapata unachofanya.

1608
02:04:29,045 --> 02:04:34,885
Sema Mmarekani anataka
kufikia kiwango cha 2 kwenye mchezo.

1609
02:04:35,135 --> 02:04:38,680
Hata miezi miwili ya wakati wa mchezo
inaweza kuwa haitoshi.

1610
02:04:39,181 --> 02:04:44,352
Mfanyikazi anacheza,
kisha tunauza akaunti kwa Mmarekani.

1611
02:04:44,519 --> 02:04:48,356
Kwa hivyo anaweza kuanza moja kwa moja kutoka
kiwango cha 2 au 3, kiwango cha juu ni 100.

1612
02:04:49,691 --> 02:04:52,736
- Kwa hivyo unawalipa kucheza!
- Hasa.

1613
02:04:52,944 --> 02:04:56,531
Inatia hasira,
wanacheza tu, na hawana furaha!

1614
02:04:57,115 --> 02:04:58,325
Punda wavivu.

1615
02:04:58,450 --> 02:04:59,784
Naweza kuuliza kitu?

1616
02:05:01,244 --> 02:05:05,123
Mshambuliaji maarufu mnamo 1933
ambaye alipiga king'ora cha kengele,

1617
02:05:05,248 --> 02:05:10,503
alishika king'ora
kwa mkia au kwa tits?

1618
02:05:10,754 --> 02:05:12,129
Ha-ha, ya kuchekesha.

1619
02:05:12,130 --> 02:05:15,133
Nitawafundisha hao wafanyakazi ni nini!

1620
02:05:15,300 --> 02:05:17,052
Nitawaonyesha msisimko!

1621
02:05:20,138 --> 02:05:22,057
Nataka kuonyesha

1622
02:05:22,432 --> 02:05:26,561
kwamba hii DNA ya Kiromania
haijawekwa kwenye jiwe,

1623
02:05:27,479 --> 02:05:28,730
inaweza kubadilishwa.

1624
02:05:29,397 --> 02:05:33,068
Tunajua tabia zetu za Kiromania.
Nataka kukubadilisha.

1625
02:05:33,818 --> 02:05:35,070
Kwa bora!

1626
02:05:35,487 --> 02:05:37,822
Tunafanya nyongeza leo

1627
02:05:38,031 --> 02:05:42,369
sio tu kuboresha
faida ya kampuni,

1628
02:05:42,869 --> 02:05:45,538
lakini pia kuwa watu bora,

1629
02:05:46,414 --> 02:05:47,707
nguvu zaidi,

1630
02:05:48,083 --> 02:05:49,626
kupitia kazi.

1631
02:05:50,543 --> 02:05:52,879
Kwa kasi ya astra!

1632
02:05:55,131 --> 02:05:58,343
Marshall Antonescu alikuwa akisema,

1633
02:06:00,553 --> 02:06:01,846
kwa huzuni...

1634
02:06:06,601 --> 02:06:08,144
Kwa huzuni alisema:

1635
02:06:09,521 --> 02:06:13,191
"Kila mtu anaiba!
Nchi ya wezi."

1636
02:06:15,151 --> 02:06:16,319
Alisema:

1637
02:06:16,444 --> 02:06:23,159
"Ni hali mbaya gani ya machafuko
katika Shule yetu, Familia yetu, Kanisa letu."

1638
02:06:27,122 --> 02:06:28,707
Wafanyikazi wapendwa,

1639
02:06:29,207 --> 02:06:31,293
Ningependa kukufahamu zaidi.

1640
02:06:31,501 --> 02:06:35,171
Nina kitabu hapa,
De Humana Physiognomia,

1641
02:06:35,463 --> 02:06:39,884
na Giambatista Della Porta,
iliyochapishwa mnamo 1586.

1642
02:06:40,051 --> 02:06:46,141
Toleo hili asili lilimilikiwa
kwa rafiki yangu Umberto Eco.

1643
02:06:47,058 --> 02:06:50,061
Giambatista Della Porta aligundua

1644
02:06:50,312 --> 02:06:55,900
kwamba watu wana tabia sawa
kama wanyama wanaofanana.

1645
02:06:57,485 --> 02:06:59,070
Roboti iko wapi?

1646
02:06:59,487 --> 02:07:01,031
Njoo hapa!

1647
02:07:01,990 --> 02:07:06,161
Simama hapa na mradi
picha hizi ukutani.

1648
02:07:06,536 --> 02:07:09,873
Wacha tuchukue sura ya kahawia
kijana hapo.

1649
02:07:10,081 --> 02:07:11,333
Kijana.

1650
02:07:11,499 --> 02:07:12,959
Vasile.

1651
02:07:13,251 --> 02:07:15,920
Tazama, Vasile anaonekana kama...

1652
02:07:18,214 --> 02:07:19,215
Huyu!

1653
02:07:23,553 --> 02:07:26,639
Sifanani na punda huyo!

1654
02:07:26,973 --> 02:07:29,517
Kweli kabisa. Anaonekana zaidi kama huyu.

1655
02:07:35,982 --> 02:07:38,026
Jina lako ni nani, Headscarf Girl?

1656
02:07:38,193 --> 02:07:39,069
Ana.

1657
02:07:39,569 --> 02:07:42,280
Ana, unaonekana kama ...

1658
02:07:42,781 --> 02:07:44,074
Huyu!

1659
02:07:48,870 --> 02:07:51,247
- Sio kabisa.
- Hupendi?

1660
02:07:51,373 --> 02:07:53,208
Sifanani tu.

1661
02:07:53,666 --> 02:07:57,295
Hebu tuulize AI, kwa kuwa tunayo.

1662
02:07:57,796 --> 02:08:00,131
Anafanana na yupi?

1663
02:08:00,673 --> 02:08:02,634
paka-kitty!

1664
02:08:02,801 --> 02:08:04,676
paka wa paka!

1665
02:08:04,677 --> 02:08:06,429
Paka, labda.

1666
02:08:08,098 --> 02:08:11,433
- Tunafanya nini na paka?
- Watangaze!

1667
02:08:11,434 --> 02:08:13,228
Tunawatangaza!

1668
02:08:13,395 --> 02:08:18,566
Furaha ya kutosha, rudi kazini!
Muda ni pesa!

1669
02:08:26,699 --> 02:08:29,327
Unalipwa sana kwa kile unachofanya.

1670
02:08:29,494 --> 02:08:31,204
Roboti anasema hivyo.

1671
02:08:31,413 --> 02:08:32,622
Hakika!

1672
02:08:33,039 --> 02:08:35,959
Samahani, ninajaribu kadri niwezavyo.

1673
02:08:36,126 --> 02:08:38,545
Usijali, mpenzi wangu.

1674
02:08:38,711 --> 02:08:41,005
Nashukuru juhudi.

1675
02:08:41,214 --> 02:08:44,926
Naweza kukubali ujinga,
lakini si jeuri.

1676
02:08:45,969 --> 02:08:49,180
Ndivyo alivyosema mjomba wangu, Mircea Mzee,

1677
02:08:49,347 --> 02:08:53,560
kwa kaka yangu, Radu the Handsome,
kabla ya kulala.

1678
02:08:53,977 --> 02:08:56,521
Lakini je, ni haki kwa wafanyakazi wenzako?

1679
02:09:11,411 --> 02:09:14,330
Kwa hivyo unazungumza Kiromania kizuri?
Ulijifunzaje?

1680
02:09:14,706 --> 02:09:16,875
Nilizaliwa hapa.

1681
02:09:17,125 --> 02:09:20,879
Baba yangu alikuja Rumania akiwa tineja.

1682
02:09:21,129 --> 02:09:23,756
Alikuwa mkimbizi wa vita vya Vietnam.

1683
02:09:23,965 --> 02:09:25,592
Maana?

1684
02:09:26,384 --> 02:09:29,345
Wakati huo, Rumania ilisaidia Vietnam.

1685
02:09:29,596 --> 02:09:31,055
Ilileta...

1686
02:09:31,848 --> 02:09:33,766
watoto wengi zaidi.

1687
02:09:33,933 --> 02:09:36,311
Wengi wao wanapigana na watoto yatima.

1688
02:09:36,728 --> 02:09:38,813
Wengi walirudi nyuma.

1689
02:09:43,276 --> 02:09:44,944
Yeye ni baba yangu.

1690
02:09:45,570 --> 02:09:49,616
Ndiyo, nimesikia Rumania
upande wa Wakomunisti.

1691
02:09:49,782 --> 02:09:51,075
Inashangaza!

1692
02:09:51,242 --> 02:09:55,455
Lakini hata Wamarekani wanakubali
ilikuwa ni vita ya kijinga, isiyo na maana.

1693
02:09:55,705 --> 02:09:57,373
Pamoja na mauaji ya watu wengi.

1694
02:09:57,749 --> 02:10:00,752
- Kama Lai Wangu.
- Vipi kuhusu My Lai?

1695
02:10:02,670 --> 02:10:05,006
Rudi kazini! Viet-Cong!

1696
02:10:05,298 --> 02:10:07,425
Au napiga AKM yangu!

1697
02:10:07,675 --> 02:10:09,177
Isogeze.

1698
02:10:09,427 --> 02:10:12,597
Tunapoendelea kuandamana,

1699
02:10:12,889 --> 02:10:17,435
Wakati tunapigana msituni
walikuwa wakitembea barabarani,

1700
02:10:18,353 --> 02:10:22,774
Wakati tunakufa kwenye mashamba ya mpunga
walikuwa wanasaidia kushindwa kwetu,

1701
02:10:23,525 --> 02:10:28,446
Wakati tunakabiliana na V.C. risasi
walikuwa wakipiga kelele zetu,

1702
02:10:28,905 --> 02:10:32,158
Tunapoendelea kuandamana.

1703
02:10:35,286 --> 02:10:36,955
Ho! Chi Minh!

1704
02:10:43,253 --> 02:10:45,754
Unafanya nini katika nchi yangu,
wewe mpagani?

1705
02:10:45,755 --> 02:10:47,507
Wewe jamani!

1706
02:10:47,632 --> 02:10:49,634
Nina kitambulisho cha Kiromania!

1707
02:10:50,176 --> 02:10:53,888
Nilikuambia, baba yangu -
lakini nitaondoka kama unataka!

1708
02:10:54,055 --> 02:10:55,013
Naapa!

1709
02:10:55,014 --> 02:10:57,934
Nyie mnaharibu
Ustaarabu wa Kikristo!

1710
02:10:58,393 --> 02:10:59,852
Sio sisi, Bwana Vlad!

1711
02:10:59,978 --> 02:11:04,357
Ni Waislamu!
Tunajaribu kurekebisha mambo!

1712
02:11:04,607 --> 02:11:07,277
Wachina wanaharibu Uyghur.

1713
02:11:07,402 --> 02:11:08,820
- Uy-nini?
- Uyghurs!

1714
02:11:08,987 --> 02:11:12,782
- Uyghurs wa nani!
- Mabudha wa Myanmar wanamuua Muislamu.

1715
02:11:12,949 --> 02:11:14,033
Warohingya!

1716
02:11:14,200 --> 02:11:17,078
Sisi ni marafiki wa Orthodoxy ya Kikristo!

1717
02:11:50,737 --> 02:11:52,447
Hiyo itabidi kuwafundisha!

1718
02:11:59,495 --> 02:12:01,831
Kila siku kuanzia leo,

1719
02:12:01,998 --> 02:12:05,960
utafanya masaa manne
ya muda wa ziada, kwa malipo ya 50%.

1720
02:12:06,711 --> 02:12:09,422
- Je!
- Huwezi kufanya hivyo!

1721
02:12:10,256 --> 02:12:13,051
- Kuna nini?
- Tumechoka sana!

1722
02:12:13,176 --> 02:12:17,680
Kubwa! Ni ushahidi
kwa bidii na bidii yako.

1723
02:12:17,972 --> 02:12:22,351
Ingawa wewe, paka,
cheza tu na panya.

1724
02:12:22,352 --> 02:12:26,064
Lakini ubora wa kazi yetu unashuka.
Hii ni kazi, sio mchezo!

1725
02:12:26,230 --> 02:12:30,234
Ni kucheza kwa wajinga tu
Wamarekani wanaonunua nywila zetu!

1726
02:12:30,401 --> 02:12:32,945
Lo, moto wa muungano!

1727
02:12:33,112 --> 02:12:36,366
- Kwa kweli, tutaungana!
- Ndiyo!

1728
02:12:36,658 --> 02:12:39,369
Je, huoni zawadi ninayotoa?

1729
02:12:39,577 --> 02:12:41,829
Ninaleta mtaji na mawazo,

1730
02:12:42,121 --> 02:12:44,123
unaleta kazi!

1731
02:12:44,332 --> 02:12:45,500
Sawa!

1732
02:12:45,708 --> 02:12:48,544
Unaweza kuja na mawazo yako mwenyewe.

1733
02:12:48,711 --> 02:12:52,215
Mimi, nina maelfu
mawazo ya biashara kwa siku.

1734
02:12:52,340 --> 02:12:54,967
Hapa kuna moja, bila malipo:

1735
02:12:55,259 --> 02:12:56,469
Pweza!

1736
02:12:58,262 --> 02:13:01,891
Usiangalie kama
mtu aliyechelewa kumuona jogoo wake wa kwanza!

1737
02:13:02,809 --> 02:13:04,227
Pweza!

1738
02:13:04,477 --> 02:13:08,231
Octopus ni bidhaa ya kupendeza.

1739
02:13:08,398 --> 02:13:11,025
Inauzwa kwa lundo la pesa.

1740
02:13:11,192 --> 02:13:14,612
Weka aquariums nyumbani, kukua pweza.

1741
02:13:16,698 --> 02:13:21,828
Ikiwa hujui jinsi ya kukua pweza,
unatafuta mtandaoni.

1742
02:13:22,078 --> 02:13:25,790
Kama wewe ni mjinga sana
kupata maelekezo,

1743
02:13:25,957 --> 02:13:28,793
njoo kwangu nikueleze.

1744
02:13:29,085 --> 02:13:30,670
Euro 1000 kwa mwezi!

1745
02:13:30,795 --> 02:13:34,048
- Nitafanya!
- Nzuri kwako!

1746
02:13:34,882 --> 02:13:37,760
Nzuri, ainue pweza!

1747
02:13:37,927 --> 02:13:42,098
Utatengeneza angalau euro 1000 kwa mwezi!

1748
02:13:42,849 --> 02:13:45,267
Usipopata mawazo kama hayo,

1749
02:13:45,268 --> 02:13:49,939
kuwa watoto wazuri na
cheza michezo ya video kwa wengine.

1750
02:13:50,273 --> 02:13:53,526
Tuko moja kwa moja
ushindani na Wachina!

1751
02:13:53,818 --> 02:13:56,404
Hakika, wana idadi ya watu,

1752
02:13:56,571 --> 02:13:59,532
lakini tunaweza kuthibitisha kuwa tuna hatima!

1753
02:13:59,699 --> 02:14:00,908
Kweli!

1754
02:14:04,036 --> 02:14:05,079
Ndiyo, je!

1755
02:14:06,706 --> 02:14:08,541
Tuna kitu cha kusema.

1756
02:14:08,708 --> 02:14:11,586
Marejesho yetu yapo.

1757
02:14:11,836 --> 02:14:14,130
Hatujalipwa kwa muda mrefu!

1758
02:14:15,381 --> 02:14:18,551
Na hatutafanya yote hayo ya ziada bila malipo!

1759
02:14:18,676 --> 02:14:21,220
Ndiyo! Hatutafanya kazi bila malipo!

1760
02:14:22,722 --> 02:14:25,516
Ninaamini unajua kilicho bora kwako

1761
02:14:26,058 --> 02:14:29,187
na ataacha ujinga huu.

1762
02:14:31,606 --> 02:14:34,275
- Fanya kazi!
- Kazi zaidi, chini ya kuomba!

1763
02:14:34,400 --> 02:14:37,570
Kazi zaidi, chini ya kuomba!

1764
02:14:38,738 --> 02:14:40,782
Lakini hatujalipwa!

1765
02:14:41,574 --> 02:14:45,328
Tunakaa mahali hapa
na kukataa kufanya kazi au kuondoka!

1766
02:14:45,495 --> 02:14:49,123
- Je, ikiwa Mheshimiwa Vlad anakasirika?
- Anaweza kutufanyia nini?

1767
02:14:49,290 --> 02:14:51,959
Panda majogoo wetu, ndivyo!

1768
02:14:52,210 --> 02:14:54,795
Hawezi kufanya lolote tukiwa wamoja.

1769
02:14:54,796 --> 02:14:56,756
Angeweza kuita polisi.

1770
02:14:56,923 --> 02:15:00,218
Hizi sio nyakati za Ceaușescu,
Babu, tuna haki!

1771
02:15:00,384 --> 02:15:03,179
Usimruhusu kututisha!

1772
02:15:03,304 --> 02:15:06,098
Yeye ni monster!
Lakini tutamshinda!

1773
02:15:06,265 --> 02:15:09,143
Ikiwa tumeungana, ni sawa!

1774
02:15:09,852 --> 02:15:11,646
Tutampaka!

1775
02:15:21,322 --> 02:15:24,575
Kuna nini, kizazi cha Zzz?

1776
02:15:25,993 --> 02:15:27,703
Kujisikia kama fora?

1777
02:15:28,037 --> 02:15:30,665
Inavutia kama ni 1933?

1778
02:15:30,957 --> 02:15:33,751
Dunia imebadilika, wanyonyaji!

1779
02:15:33,918 --> 02:15:35,711
Tunataka haki zetu tu.

1780
02:15:36,045 --> 02:15:39,048
Hata hivyo macht frei!

1781
02:15:43,010 --> 02:15:46,055
Hii ndio kauli yangu ya mwisho, una hadi 12!

1782
02:15:47,765 --> 02:15:50,226
Au naendelea na ukandamizaji!

1783
02:15:51,143 --> 02:15:56,107
Kuanzia siku hii,
kauli mbiu ya kampuni yetu ni:

1784
02:15:58,276 --> 02:16:00,695
Nihil sine Deo!

1785
02:16:01,404 --> 02:16:06,617
Ikiwa Kristo alikufa kwenye kiti cha umeme,
sote tungevaa moja!

1786
02:16:08,035 --> 02:16:10,413
- Nakupenda.
- Husemi.

1787
02:16:10,538 --> 02:16:12,206
Una akili.

1788
02:16:12,331 --> 02:16:14,208
Nina wazo la zawadi kwa ajili yako:

1789
02:16:14,375 --> 02:16:18,588
Sweta iliyounganishwa yenye uso wa Marx

1790
02:16:19,130 --> 02:16:20,298
na maandishi:

1791
02:16:20,548 --> 02:16:24,260
"Ninachotaka kwa Krismasi
ni njia ya uzalishaji!"

1792
02:16:24,468 --> 02:16:25,595
Zawadi ya kibepari!

1793
02:16:25,887 --> 02:16:29,724
Zimesalia sekunde kumi!
Basi ni wakati wa ukandamizaji!

1794
02:16:30,308 --> 02:16:33,352
- Enzi!
- Eins, zwei, drei, zaidi ...

1795
02:16:37,231 --> 02:16:38,316
E.T.!

1796
02:16:39,108 --> 02:16:40,610
Mnyonye jogoo wangu!

1797
02:16:40,818 --> 02:16:43,863
Hatuondoki! Unaondoka!

1798
02:16:44,447 --> 02:16:48,743
Utatambaa mbele yangu, ukipiga kelele

1799
02:16:49,410 --> 02:16:51,245
"Utusamehe, Mheshimiwa Vlad!"

1800
02:16:51,370 --> 02:16:54,123
Pumzika na manyoya yako ya vampire!

1801
02:16:54,457 --> 02:16:56,834
Nipige kwa mdomo wako wa kitoto!

1802
02:17:03,507 --> 02:17:06,928
Rudi kwenye maeneo yako!

1803
02:17:20,608 --> 02:17:23,277
- Njoo nami!
- Anasema nini?

1804
02:17:27,531 --> 02:17:28,741
Nini...?

1805
02:17:29,116 --> 02:17:31,243
Ninaogopa.

1806
02:17:32,203 --> 02:17:33,829
Mehr Licht!

1807
02:17:34,080 --> 02:17:36,666
Hiyo ni nini, tetradrakmu?

1808
02:17:36,832 --> 02:17:38,668
Pata msalaba, haraka!

1809
02:17:38,876 --> 02:17:41,295
Ameshika moja! Bwana Vlad ni!

1810
02:17:41,879 --> 02:17:45,049
Dracula!
Hebu tumwite kwa jina lake!

1811
02:17:45,383 --> 02:17:48,678
Vampire! Nosferatu!
Shetani, akishikilia msalaba!

1812
02:17:48,928 --> 02:17:52,640
Mehr Licht!
Ndiyo, wanangu!

1813
02:17:52,932 --> 02:17:56,102
Hiyo ni kweli! Inuka!

1814
02:17:58,813 --> 02:18:00,731
Mehr Licht!

1815
02:18:01,065 --> 02:18:03,776
Njooni, askari wangu!

1816
02:18:04,068 --> 02:18:06,070
Ndiyo, wadogo!

1817
02:18:06,195 --> 02:18:07,947
Njoo kwangu!

1818
02:18:09,907 --> 02:18:11,783
- Zombies!
- Mizimu!

1819
02:18:11,784 --> 02:18:15,663
Ya askari ambao
alipiga risasi kwa washambuliaji mnamo 1933!

1820
02:18:15,788 --> 02:18:16,998
Washambuliaji gani?

1821
02:18:17,123 --> 02:18:21,043
Mgomo huo ulizama kwenye damu.
Mahali hapa pamelaaniwa.

1822
02:18:21,293 --> 02:18:24,171
Wamerudi kutupiga risasi tena.

1823
02:18:24,380 --> 02:18:25,715
Je! hawakuwa Wabolshevik?

1824
02:18:40,771 --> 02:18:42,356
Acha, Dracula!

1825
02:18:55,161 --> 02:18:58,998
Mwisho utakuwa mrefu, lakini mzuri!

1826
02:19:17,349 --> 02:19:18,559
Hapana!

1827
02:19:34,033 --> 02:19:36,285
Njoo hapa!

1828
02:19:47,880 --> 02:19:49,381
Msaada!

1829
02:19:51,008 --> 02:19:53,260
Wauaji wa mabepari!

1830
02:19:53,385 --> 02:19:55,096
Wanyonya damu!

1831
02:19:58,140 --> 02:20:00,976
Wanyonya damu!

1832
02:20:01,143 --> 02:20:03,062
Fuck aina yako!

1833
02:20:15,991 --> 02:20:17,618
Lo, jamani.

1834
02:20:36,846 --> 02:20:40,391
Uko wapi, paka wa muungano?

1835
02:20:41,475 --> 02:20:43,102
Hapa, paka, paka!

1836
02:20:44,728 --> 02:20:46,397
Nimetoka hapa!

1837
02:20:50,818 --> 02:20:53,320
Huu ndio mwisho...

1838
02:20:55,739 --> 02:20:57,867
Kula jogoo wangu!

1839
02:21:06,667 --> 02:21:11,130
Natumai watazamaji wamegundua,
ingawa jina letu ni Dracula,

1840
02:21:11,297 --> 02:21:16,427
imejengwa zaidi kama
Mnyama wa Frankenstein.

1841
02:21:16,677 --> 02:21:18,220
Imekatwa pamoja.

1842
02:21:18,679 --> 02:21:22,600
Nilitaka kuiita Frankenstein,
lakini nilibadilisha mawazo yangu.

1843
02:21:22,850 --> 02:21:24,976
Nzuri. Hiyo inachanganya.

1844
02:21:24,977 --> 02:21:27,521
Bado najuta. Ilikuwa ya hila zaidi.

1845
02:21:52,713 --> 02:21:54,798
- Sandu, kijana wangu!
- Habari, Bibi.

1846
02:21:54,924 --> 02:21:57,635
Je, zile zilikuwa zinanuka
Mashirikisho baada yako?

1847
02:21:57,968 --> 02:22:01,430
- Ndiyo. Wako wapi?
- Kila mahali.

1848
02:22:05,017 --> 02:22:07,895
Je, unaweza kutuficha kwa saa chache?

1849
02:22:08,562 --> 02:22:09,730
sijui...

1850
02:22:09,939 --> 02:22:12,274
Chapa yangu ya plum, vitu vizuri.

1851
02:22:12,942 --> 02:22:14,818
Dawa safi!

1852
02:22:15,653 --> 02:22:17,112
Si hivyo, Zamolxis?

1853
02:22:19,490 --> 02:22:20,616
Nzuri sana!

1854
02:22:20,783 --> 02:22:23,827
Kama mimea ya mimea
wanatengeneza katika nyumba za watawa.

1855
02:22:24,453 --> 02:22:25,496
Hongera!

1856
02:22:26,247 --> 02:22:29,416
Chini juu, jitayarishe kwa jogoo!

1857
02:22:33,504 --> 02:22:35,339
Hakuna mtu atakayekupata hapa.

1858
02:22:35,506 --> 02:22:38,133
Nitakutengenezea jibini la joto na cream.

1859
02:22:50,562 --> 02:22:51,939
Sauti!

1860
02:22:52,398 --> 02:22:54,692
Ninapaswa kuwa ndiye
anamuua kwa nyundo.

1861
02:22:54,858 --> 02:22:56,652
Tuliijadili hapo awali.

1862
02:22:56,902 --> 02:22:59,530
Mimi na mke wangu tunapaswa kuwa
wale wa kumuua.

1863
02:22:59,655 --> 02:23:01,407
Kama vile Nosferatu mnamo 1979,

1864
02:23:01,615 --> 02:23:05,119
toleo la Werner Herzog,
pamoja na Kinski na Adjani.

1865
02:23:05,869 --> 02:23:09,248
Najua unataka kuona
kama hao wawili wataifanya kuwa hai,

1866
02:23:09,415 --> 02:23:13,043
lakini kwanza, mchepuko mmoja zaidi wa haraka!

1867
02:23:13,252 --> 02:23:15,879
Kama katika kitabu cha Diderot Jacques the Fatalist.

1868
02:23:16,547 --> 02:23:18,632
Mpendwa Akili Bandia,

1869
02:23:18,799 --> 02:23:22,011
watazamaji wetu, labda
kuchoshwa na vampires wote,

1870
02:23:22,219 --> 02:23:27,808
mauaji, makuhani wa kishetani, vigingi,
labda unataka hadithi nyingine ya mapenzi.

1871
02:23:28,058 --> 02:23:32,980
13. Hadithi ya Hadithi Zote

1872
02:23:34,648 --> 02:23:37,318
Hapo zamani za kale,
mkulima aliishi kijijini.

1873
02:23:37,484 --> 02:23:41,947
Siku moja, alienda kupanda mahindi yake.

1874
02:23:42,114 --> 02:23:48,329
Kristo na Mtakatifu Petro
kilichotokea kupita.

1875
02:23:48,454 --> 02:23:52,374
Unafikiri Kristo angeweza
kukaa kimya aende zake?

1876
02:23:53,000 --> 02:23:54,668
Unapanda nini, mtu mwema?

1877
02:23:54,835 --> 02:23:56,378
Majogoo, kwani unauliza!

1878
02:23:56,545 --> 02:23:59,631
Majogoo unasema, majogoo utavuna!

1879
02:24:04,136 --> 02:24:07,514
Wakati wa mavuno, badala ya mahindi,

1880
02:24:07,681 --> 02:24:11,060
kila bua ilikua jogoo watatu au wanne.

1881
02:24:11,685 --> 02:24:15,481
mmoja perkier na kiburi kuliko mwingine!

1882
02:24:15,731 --> 02:24:17,274
Naam jamani!

1883
02:24:17,649 --> 02:24:20,486
Kuna huenda kazi yangu ngumu ya majira ya joto!

1884
02:24:20,819 --> 02:24:23,655
Sijawahi kuona vitu kama hivyo!

1885
02:24:23,781 --> 02:24:26,200
Fuck hii kwenye utumbo!

1886
02:24:26,533 --> 02:24:28,827
Sasa nini cha kufanya?

1887
02:24:29,328 --> 02:24:33,248
Baraka fulani ya kutisha ambayo mtu huyo alinipa!

1888
02:24:39,505 --> 02:24:41,632
Siku njema, mtu mzuri!

1889
02:24:41,965 --> 02:24:45,260
Fuck siku njema
na farasi iliyompanda!

1890
02:24:46,095 --> 02:24:49,765
Mbona una mdomo mchafu sana jamani?

1891
02:24:50,057 --> 02:24:53,935
Mbele ya mwanamke mzee kama mimi, sio chini!

1892
02:24:53,936 --> 02:24:58,607
Huwezi kuona, Bibi,
jinsi Mungu alivyodhihaki kazi yangu ngumu?

1893
02:24:59,024 --> 02:25:01,818
Jinsi gani mavuno ya majogoo
nisaidie umasikini wangu?

1894
02:25:01,819 --> 02:25:05,239
Angalia uwanja huu,
unafanya nini nayo?

1895
02:25:05,781 --> 02:25:09,910
Nzuri yangu, kijana mpendwa!

1896
02:25:10,536 --> 02:25:14,415
- Hilo ni jambo moja ambalo sijawahi kuona.
- Natamani ingekuwa moja tu, Shangazi!

1897
02:25:14,665 --> 02:25:19,253
Lakini kuna maelfu yao,
kuwatomba mara elfu!

1898
02:25:19,545 --> 02:25:21,505
Ningeweza kujinyonga!

1899
02:25:22,214 --> 02:25:25,759
Jogoo mmoja mgumu kuliko mwingine
kadiri jicho linavyoweza kuona!

1900
02:25:26,135 --> 02:25:28,345
Jipe moyo, kijana wangu!

1901
02:25:28,512 --> 02:25:34,643
Unajuaje hii sivyo
kiharusi cha bahati kutoka kwa Mungu?

1902
02:25:34,768 --> 02:25:38,147
Nisingetamani bahati hii kwa maadui zangu!

1903
02:25:38,272 --> 02:25:43,360
Nani amewahi kusikia haya?
Kula majogoo badala ya mahindi!

1904
02:25:43,485 --> 02:25:48,574
Mwanangu, ningeweza kukufundisha
jinsi ya kuwaondoa.

1905
02:25:48,782 --> 02:25:53,537
Na kupata mara mia
zaidi ya vile unavyoweza kutoka kwa mahindi.

1906
02:25:53,829 --> 02:25:56,373
- Ungetoa nini kwa ajili yake?
- Uliza bei yako, Shangazi.

1907
02:25:56,748 --> 02:26:00,544
Nitakupa unachouliza
na rundo la jogoo juu yake.

1908
02:26:00,836 --> 02:26:05,507
Weka kwenye gari lako
na kuwapeleka sokoni.

1909
02:26:05,799 --> 02:26:08,260
Watauza kama keki moto!

1910
02:26:08,427 --> 02:26:13,932
Lakini sasa lazima niweke
adabu kando na kukufundisha

1911
02:26:14,224 --> 02:26:17,811
nini wanunuzi wako wanahitaji kufanya ili kuzitumia.

1912
02:26:17,978 --> 02:26:21,064
Niambie, Bibi, tafadhali!

1913
02:26:21,356 --> 02:26:24,109
Wakati wanahisi kama jogoo,

1914
02:26:24,568 --> 02:26:28,405
wanapaswa kupiga miluzi kama wachungaji wanavyofanya.

1915
02:26:36,622 --> 02:26:40,667
Basi d bora matumaini
punda wao wanaweza kuchukua!

1916
02:26:43,712 --> 02:26:44,838
Lo!

1917
02:26:47,966 --> 02:26:50,885
Na mara walipokuwa na kutosha,
wanapaswa kusema:

1918
02:26:50,886 --> 02:26:55,974
"Lo, mnyama mwenye njaa!"

1919
02:26:56,266 --> 02:27:01,063
Kisha inakuwa dhaifu
na umemaliza.

1920
02:27:09,905 --> 02:27:12,115
Andale!

1921
02:27:12,449 --> 02:27:14,660
Andale, arriba!

1922
02:27:14,826 --> 02:27:17,621
Umejifunzia wapi ufundi huu, Bibi?

1923
02:27:17,746 --> 02:27:19,998
Usijali, kijana,

1924
02:27:20,374 --> 02:27:23,460
ambapo shetani hukusanya machujo ya mbao,

1925
02:27:23,794 --> 02:27:25,754
Niliwahi kukata mbao!

1926
02:27:25,921 --> 02:27:31,843
Kwa hivyo usiulize!
Kuwa na shukrani tu.

1927
02:27:33,428 --> 02:27:36,306
Njoo uchukue majogoo wako!

1928
02:27:36,431 --> 02:27:40,519
Majogoo wenye nguvu,
wanapendeza wanawake katika makundi!

1929
02:27:41,061 --> 02:27:43,981
Njoo uchukue majogoo wako!

1930
02:27:45,148 --> 02:27:50,654
Mkulima mbaya, unathubutu kusema
uchafu kama huo mbele ya mjane maskini?

1931
02:27:51,196 --> 02:27:55,242
Nitakupiga mpaka
inabidi wakubebe nyumbani ndani ya blanketi!

1932
02:27:55,367 --> 02:27:59,663
Bibi mwenye huruma,
Naomba msamaha wako mtukufu!

1933
02:27:59,871 --> 02:28:03,709
Kwa kuwa Mungu alinipa mavuno ya jogoo,

1934
02:28:03,875 --> 02:28:08,839
hapa ninajaribu kuziuza,
kwa maana mimi ni maskini na mhitaji!

1935
02:28:09,047 --> 02:28:12,925
Wewe ni mwendawazimu?
Unawezaje kusema ujinga kama huo?

1936
02:28:12,926 --> 02:28:16,930
Mungu apishe mbali, Bibi yako,
Ninazungumza kwa ukweli.

1937
02:28:17,055 --> 02:28:19,474
Jaribu hii kama hutaniamini.

1938
02:28:19,766 --> 02:28:24,438
Fuck mtengenezaji wao kando,
wananitia matatizoni!

1939
02:28:24,605 --> 02:28:27,398
Ikiwa walikuwa wa kike au
Nilikuwa mtu wa kurudi nyuma,

1940
02:28:27,399 --> 02:28:29,610
angalau ningeziweka kwa ajili yangu!

1941
02:28:30,068 --> 02:28:32,487
Je, hili ni jambo la mzaha, Bibi yako?

1942
02:28:32,946 --> 02:28:35,616
Baada ya kufanya kazi katika majira ya joto yote,

1943
02:28:35,741 --> 02:28:39,745
kana kwamba haitoshi,
sasa natishiwa kipigo!

1944
02:28:39,911 --> 02:28:43,999
Fuck msalaba wa unajua-nani,
watu wanadhani mimi ni kichaa!

1945
02:28:44,499 --> 02:28:48,211
Wewe mshamba mbaya, mbaya!

1946
02:28:48,962 --> 02:28:50,839
Nenda kuzimu!

1947
02:28:51,214 --> 02:28:53,966
Njoo uchukue majogoo wako!

1948
02:28:53,967 --> 02:28:56,053
-Imara, ngumu -
- Kweli ...

1949
02:28:57,054 --> 02:29:00,265
Jinsi gani mtu
kwenda kutumia moja?

1950
02:29:00,432 --> 02:29:05,437
Sio kwamba ningehitaji, Mungu apishe mbali!

1951
02:29:05,854 --> 02:29:08,357
Nashangaa tu ujinga kama huo.

1952
02:29:08,523 --> 02:29:12,569
Bibi yako, nisamehe mdomo wangu mchafu,

1953
02:29:13,070 --> 02:29:15,280
lakini mtu anapaswa kujisikia hivyo,

1954
02:29:15,447 --> 02:29:19,159
mtu apige mluzi
kama wachungaji wanavyofanya.

1955
02:29:20,994 --> 02:29:25,582
Basi ni bora wajiandae
kwa safari, naapa!

1956
02:29:25,874 --> 02:29:30,671
Wakati mtu amepata pigo la kutosha,
haja moja tu kusema:

1957
02:29:31,046 --> 02:29:34,299
"Lo, mnyama mwenye tamaa!"

1958
02:29:34,591 --> 02:29:39,513
Kwa kufumba na kufumbua itarudi nyuma,
kama nyoka majini.

1959
02:29:39,680 --> 02:29:43,016
Kisha mtu anafanya vivyo hivyo
wakati wowote mtu anahisi hivyo.

1960
02:29:43,183 --> 02:29:45,977
Na ikiwa haufurahii,
unaweza kunilaani!

1961
02:29:46,186 --> 02:29:50,899
Pox juu yako, mkulima,
una shetani ndani yako!

1962
02:29:53,819 --> 02:29:56,988
Nitaenda nyuma ya duka lako kidogo.

1963
02:29:57,280 --> 02:30:00,992
Kisha yule bibi akaanza
kupiga filimbi kwa chombo,

1964
02:30:01,201 --> 02:30:05,079
na jogoo mzuri huenda
"woosh!" moja kwa moja kwenye kisigino chake.

1965
02:30:05,080 --> 02:30:08,166
Ili kufanya kazi,
na mwanamke hakuweza kuwa na furaha zaidi!

1966
02:30:08,291 --> 02:30:11,795
Kama wanasema: hautaogopa
hag mzee na jogoo mnene.

1967
02:30:11,962 --> 02:30:17,342
Alikuwa anakaa,
kama mwana-kondoo anayenyonya matiti ya mama yake.

1968
02:30:17,968 --> 02:30:20,053
Alikuwa mtu wa moto,

1969
02:30:20,220 --> 02:30:23,265
"kiuno kigumu na nyonga ngumu,
hupasua jogoo kati ya meno yake,

1970
02:30:23,390 --> 02:30:25,225
ataendesha chochote kinachofaa!"

1971
02:30:25,434 --> 02:30:28,102
Hatimaye, mara aliposhiba,

1972
02:30:28,103 --> 02:30:31,231
Alinong'ona
"Wewe mnyama mwenye njaa!"

1973
02:30:31,398 --> 02:30:35,193
Jogoo alilegea na
"splat!" akaanguka chini.

1974
02:30:35,819 --> 02:30:39,906
Yule bibi aliiokota kwa upole
na kumbusu moja kwa moja kwenye pua.

1975
02:30:41,658 --> 02:30:43,243
Sema, mtu,

1976
02:30:45,746 --> 02:30:48,749
waliokupa mazao haya,

1977
02:30:49,583 --> 02:30:52,711
hawakuwa Kristo na Mtakatifu Petro?

1978
02:30:53,044 --> 02:30:55,630
Wao peke yao wangeweza kufanya maajabu kama haya!

1979
02:30:55,756 --> 02:30:58,008
Ninajua nini, Bibi yako?

1980
02:30:58,175 --> 02:31:03,180
Mungu au Ibilisi, washinde
mpaka kesho!

1981
02:31:03,555 --> 02:31:05,724
Samehe maneno yangu.

1982
02:31:06,391 --> 02:31:09,060
Ikiwa ni kama unavyosema, mkulima,

1983
02:31:09,686 --> 02:31:11,813
Ninaamini ulikuwa ni mkono wa Kristo.

1984
02:31:12,063 --> 02:31:13,565
Na hivyo,

1985
02:31:13,774 --> 02:31:18,445
Nitanunua moja kama kumbukumbu
ya mwaka na mavuno ya...

1986
02:31:19,321 --> 02:31:20,989
mambo kama hayo.

1987
02:31:21,448 --> 02:31:23,366
Inaweza kuwa ishara nzuri.

1988
02:31:23,533 --> 02:31:25,243
Unamaanisha majogoo, Madam?

1989
02:31:25,452 --> 02:31:28,788
Kula kabisa, kwa kuwa unapenda
wakitaja majina yao sana!

1990
02:31:28,789 --> 02:31:33,251
Ndivyo tunavyozungumza kila wakati,
tuombe utusamehe!

1991
02:31:34,044 --> 02:31:38,298
Lakini ikiwa ni kama unavyosema,
Nashangaa njia za Mungu.

1992
02:31:38,548 --> 02:31:39,549
Kuzimu nini?

1993
02:31:39,716 --> 02:31:43,303
Je, hana biashara bora
kuliko kuweka majogoo kwenye mabua?

1994
02:31:43,678 --> 02:31:48,225
Mungu lazima awe na jogoo wa kuzimu!

1995
02:31:48,600 --> 02:31:52,479
Kwa hiyo, Bibi yako?
Utanunua moja au la?

1996
02:31:53,939 --> 02:31:56,691
Kiasi gani kwa jambo hilo la kuchukiza?

1997
02:31:57,150 --> 02:31:59,569
Sio kila kitu Mungu anachotuma ni ujumbe wa Mungu.

1998
02:31:59,820 --> 02:32:01,696
Sijui, Bibi yako ...

1999
02:32:01,988 --> 02:32:05,908
Hebu si haggle, 500 lei na sisi ni kuweka.

2000
02:32:05,909 --> 02:32:09,746
500?
Wewe sio mpya, mkulima!

2001
02:32:09,871 --> 02:32:15,794
Baada ya kutokwa na jasho
kuvuna majogoo haya?

2002
02:32:16,002 --> 02:32:21,091
Ikiwa sitapata mapato makubwa kutoka kwa wateja kama wewe,
wanawake maskini wa vijijini watalipa nini?

2003
02:32:21,550 --> 02:32:26,555
Watataka majogoo kadhaa
kwa shaba, pamoja na tano za ziada!

2004
02:32:27,764 --> 02:32:29,516
Mwanamke mzuri!

2005
02:32:30,851 --> 02:32:33,728
Kuwa mteja wangu wa kwanza leo!

2006
02:32:33,854 --> 02:32:37,274
Utapata jogoo
vizuri utanishukuru,

2007
02:32:37,399 --> 02:32:39,150
na kuwaambia wanawake wengine, pia!

2008
02:32:39,651 --> 02:32:42,779
Sawa, maskini mnyonge.

2009
02:32:42,988 --> 02:32:45,490
- 500 lei.
- Bibi yangu!

2010
02:32:49,995 --> 02:32:56,585
Kuanzia hapo, wakati wowote alihisi kutokuwa na furaha,
mwanamke akaenda katika hilo na shibe mwenyewe.

2011
02:32:56,877 --> 02:33:00,881
Hakuwa nayo tena
kuridhika na chochote angeweza kupata!

2012
02:33:01,381 --> 02:33:06,928
Alikuwa amefanya vizuri
masharti ya uzee wake.

2013
02:33:07,429 --> 02:33:09,806
Lakini siku moja...

2014
02:33:13,351 --> 02:33:15,687
- Mungu akubariki, Baba.
- Ubarikiwe, binti.

2015
02:33:15,896 --> 02:33:18,398
Ninakuja kuwafukuza mashetani.

2016
02:33:18,523 --> 02:33:21,943
Keti huku nakuletea brandy.

2017
02:33:22,611 --> 02:33:26,197
Wakati Wewe, Bwana,
walibatizwa katika Yordani...

2018
02:33:26,323 --> 02:33:30,660
Ee Bwana, unifundishe amri zako.

2019
02:33:30,911 --> 02:33:34,039
Na ulinde nyumba hii kutokana na hatari zote,

2020
02:33:34,205 --> 02:33:36,625
kwa maana wewe peke yako huna dhambi,

2021
02:33:41,254 --> 02:33:44,883
-Ee Bwana, ulipokuwa...
- Baba?

2022
02:33:46,801 --> 02:33:48,595
Mchepuko!

2023
02:33:48,762 --> 02:33:52,098
Nenda, Fedha, nenda!

2024
02:33:53,683 --> 02:33:54,851
Yee-haw!

2025
02:33:56,478 --> 02:33:58,229
Brr, wewe mfuko wa mifupa!

2026
02:34:11,868 --> 02:34:17,415
Mungu, usiruhusu mtumishi wako
kuwa mchezo wa Ibilisi!

2027
02:34:22,170 --> 02:34:26,132
Na kwa hivyo kuhani akaanza kupiga na kuvuta,

2028
02:34:26,466 --> 02:34:29,886
kama ng'ombe wakati hawataki
vuta mkokoteni mzito.

2029
02:34:30,011 --> 02:34:31,429
Lakini yote yalikuwa bure.

2030
02:34:31,596 --> 02:34:35,892
Kuhani anaomba,
kuhani anapiga kelele, kuhani anatetemeka,

2031
02:34:36,101 --> 02:34:40,021
lakini hata frock ya kikuhani
hakuna ngao dhidi ya jogoo ngumu.

2032
02:34:44,109 --> 02:34:46,111
Ndiyo, hiyo inajisikia vizuri!

2033
02:34:47,612 --> 02:34:49,072
Ndiyo, ndiyo!

2034
02:34:52,242 --> 02:34:53,535
Ndiyo!

2035
02:34:53,910 --> 02:34:57,497
Sasa hii imekuwa kweli
hadithi nzuri ya mapenzi!

2036
02:34:57,872 --> 02:35:02,377
Bora hata kuliko
Daphnis na Chloe au Heloise na Abelard.

2037
02:35:03,878 --> 02:35:07,674
Bila shaka, sikubaliani
chochote kichafu au cha kutiliwa shaka.

2038
02:35:08,008 --> 02:35:09,926
Sihusiki.

2039
02:35:11,386 --> 02:35:14,180
Sasa turudi kwa waliokimbia.

2040
02:35:14,389 --> 02:35:16,850
Wacha tuone ikiwa nitawaacha watoroke!

2041
02:36:29,756 --> 02:36:33,051
Mpendwa Dk. AI JUDEX 0.0,

2042
02:36:33,510 --> 02:36:36,554
ingekuwa nini Dracula
mitandao ya kijamii inaonekana kama?

2043
02:36:36,846 --> 02:36:39,682
- Sasa nitatoa mfano.
- Kushangaza.

2044
02:36:45,188 --> 02:36:49,442
Mara nyingi umefanya utajiri
na uwezeshe lengo lako moja,

2045
02:36:49,609 --> 02:36:54,948
Mara nyingi sana ulileta taifa letu
kwa kejeli na aibu,

2046
02:36:55,281 --> 02:37:00,120
Mara nyingi ulidhihaki lugha
na desturi za jamii hii,

2047
02:37:00,245 --> 02:37:05,667
Hiyo sasa mwishowe dhihaka yako
lakini ninyi wenyewe mnajitia aibu!

2048
02:37:06,501 --> 02:37:10,880
Wakati ubinafsi ulikuwa ni hamu
ambayo katika roho yako ilisisimka,

2049
02:37:11,089 --> 02:37:16,553
Wema? Upuuzi.
Fikra? Lakini neno.

2050
02:37:18,221 --> 02:37:22,684
O, acha katika kumbukumbu za zamani
wazee wetu kupumzika;

2051
02:37:22,934 --> 02:37:27,897
Kwa maana wangekutazama
kwa kejeli bora zaidi.

2052
02:37:28,189 --> 02:37:34,487
Inuka kwa mara nyingine tena, ewe Impaler!
Chukua na uwagawanye watu hawa

2053
02:37:34,821 --> 02:37:39,909
Kama vichaa na matapeli
katika makabila mawili makubwa, na kisha

2054
02:37:40,076 --> 02:37:43,329
Katika wagonjwa wenye nguvu, pacha
kwa nguvu makabila yote mawili,

2055
02:37:43,580 --> 02:37:47,750
Na kwa fagot moja
jela na kichaa kuchomwa moto!

2056
02:38:01,890 --> 02:38:03,600
Mkamate! Yupo!

2057
02:38:12,317 --> 02:38:14,110
Nisaidie, tafadhali!

2058
02:38:18,281 --> 02:38:19,907
Lazima niwe mtu wa kumuua!

2059
02:38:19,908 --> 02:38:22,826
Bwana Adonis, hii si haki,
tumelipa wote.

2060
02:38:22,827 --> 02:38:27,081
Bibi mpendwa, tumetofautiana
wateja hapa kutoka Austria na Marekani.

2061
02:38:27,248 --> 02:38:29,792
Hebu tufanye kama
Mauaji kwenye Orient Express.

2062
02:38:30,001 --> 02:38:32,128
- Unamaanisha nini?
- Kila mtu anapata kwenda.

2063
02:38:32,712 --> 02:38:35,882
Wazo la kipaji! Kila mtu atakuwa na hit.

2064
02:38:36,049 --> 02:38:38,551
- Sawa basi!
- Naanza.

2065
02:38:39,344 --> 02:38:40,803
Nyundo!
Hofu ya Nyundo.

2066
02:38:43,473 --> 02:38:44,557
Ndiyo!

2067
02:38:49,312 --> 02:38:50,688
Cumshot!

2068
02:38:52,065 --> 02:38:53,316
Ndio, bitch!

2069
02:39:00,615 --> 02:39:02,033
Ondoka kwangu, Shetani!

2070
02:39:02,200 --> 02:39:04,035
Dracula ya retro!

2071
02:39:07,664 --> 02:39:09,332
Wewe ombaomba!

2072
02:39:11,751 --> 02:39:13,336
Hiyo ilikuwa furaha!

2073
02:39:25,974 --> 02:39:28,184
Wittgenstein ameweka epigraph hii

2074
02:39:28,351 --> 02:39:32,647
ya Nestroy katika yake
Falsafa Untersuchungen:

2075
02:39:33,356 --> 02:39:35,817
"Jambo la maendeleo ni

2076
02:39:36,109 --> 02:39:39,570
kwamba inaonekana kubwa zaidi
kuliko ilivyo kweli."

2077
02:39:56,129 --> 02:39:59,882
Nisingefunga bila
kuuliza Artificial Intelligence

2078
02:40:00,008 --> 02:40:02,051
kwa hadithi nyingine.

2079
02:40:02,176 --> 02:40:07,265
Hebu tuigize hadithi ya habari
ambayo inaelezea vyema siku na umri wetu.

2080
02:40:07,390 --> 02:40:08,641
Chaguo ngumu.

2081
02:40:08,766 --> 02:40:12,395
Vita vya Ukraine, Oktoba 7,
mauaji ya Gaza,

2082
02:40:12,603 --> 02:40:17,317
Teknolojia ya utawala wa Trump,
kuongezeka kwa usawa ...

2083
02:40:17,483 --> 02:40:20,819
- Itakuwa nini?
- Kitu kidogo.

2084
02:40:20,820 --> 02:40:24,032
Kama hadithi ya kweli ya maisha
ya mfagiaji wa barabarani.

2085
02:40:24,407 --> 02:40:26,326
Vizuri sana. Mara moja.

2086
02:40:27,660 --> 02:40:30,121
Furahiya na kwaheri, kila mtu!

2087
02:40:30,621 --> 02:40:32,248
Ili kumnukuu Ion Creangă:

2088
02:40:32,415 --> 02:40:36,544
"Mpenzi msomaji, lazima uwe nayo
soma ujinga mwingi maishani mwako.

2089
02:40:36,794 --> 02:40:39,172
Omba soma hii pia,

2090
02:40:39,464 --> 02:40:42,383
na ikiwa sehemu fulani haikubaliani nawe,

2091
02:40:42,633 --> 02:40:46,012
kuchukua quill na
weka kitu bora,

2092
02:40:46,179 --> 02:40:49,766
kwa maana nilifanya tu niwezavyo."

2093
02:40:51,267 --> 02:40:56,981
Kipande kipya cha maisha

2094
02:41:29,305 --> 02:41:32,558
- Hatuwezi kuchukua hii.
- Unafanya nini?

2095
02:41:33,142 --> 02:41:36,229
Uharibifu wa ujenzi
sio jukumu letu.

2096
02:41:36,354 --> 02:41:37,438
Sema nini?

2097
02:41:37,563 --> 02:41:42,067
Hatuchukui vifusi,
taka za nyumbani tu.

2098
02:41:42,068 --> 02:41:43,777
Hiyo ndiyo hii!

2099
02:41:43,778 --> 02:41:45,905
Hapana, imejaa vifusi!

2100
02:41:46,197 --> 02:41:49,659
Vipi wewe
angalia ndani ya mapipa yangu?

2101
02:41:49,909 --> 02:41:51,869
Ni mali binafsi!

2102
02:41:51,994 --> 02:41:56,124
- Ninaita polisi.
- Mkuu, watakupiga faini!

2103
02:41:56,374 --> 02:41:57,583
Mwache awe.

2104
02:41:57,792 --> 02:42:02,004
Kupata mjuvi na mimi, mwanangu?
Unajua mimi ni nani?

2105
02:42:02,422 --> 02:42:06,134
Kuna fucking
mita za ujazo za vitabu kati yetu!

2106
02:42:06,426 --> 02:42:09,178
- Watu wasiojua kusoma na kuandika!
- Hatujui kusoma na kuandika.

2107
02:42:09,345 --> 02:42:11,680
- Unajua mimi ni nani?
- Hapana!

2108
02:42:11,681 --> 02:42:14,475
Wazazi wangu wote wawili walikuwa wanahistoria wa sanaa!

2109
02:42:14,600 --> 02:42:17,520
Baba yangu alikuwa mtaalamu
katika wachoraji wa Trecento!

2110
02:42:17,645 --> 02:42:19,939
- Naweza kufahamu -
- Mikono mbali!

2111
02:42:20,106 --> 02:42:22,692
...mafumbo ya Jacopone da Todi!

2112
02:42:24,068 --> 02:42:26,737
Ushairi wa goliadi wa Cecco Angiolieri!

2113
02:42:26,863 --> 02:42:28,531
Anasema nini?

2114
02:42:28,865 --> 02:42:32,368
Au Poggio's Facetiae! Ndiyo, mwanamke!

2115
02:42:32,493 --> 02:42:34,579
- Poggio, sawa.
- Poggio Bracciolini!

2116
02:42:34,704 --> 02:42:39,333
Sikujifungia bafuni
na magazeti ya ngono, nyie washikaji!

2117
02:42:39,917 --> 02:42:43,629
Nilichukua pamoja na Laelius de Amicitia!

2118
02:42:55,600 --> 02:42:59,395
Nitoe hapa,
Nitakushika baada ya saa moja hivi.

2119
02:42:59,604 --> 02:43:01,856
- Ni saa ngapi?
- saa 9.

2120
02:43:24,378 --> 02:43:27,965
- Nilikuambia usije umevaa hivyo!
- Hakuwa na wakati wa kubadilika.

2121
02:43:28,090 --> 02:43:30,468
- Kila mtu atanicheka!
- Nitakaa hapa.

2122
02:43:30,635 --> 02:43:31,719
Nilikuambia, sikufanya -

2123
02:43:31,844 --> 02:43:32,887
Laura!

2124
02:43:37,850 --> 02:43:41,437
Ewe Mshikaji mkuu, soma barua hii
Kuhusu ardhi yangu:

2125
02:43:41,562 --> 02:43:44,732
Watu wakiwa katika hali ya huzuni,
Kutoka kwa matumaini ni marufuku!

2126
02:43:45,024 --> 02:43:48,152
Tumeibiwa, tumefedheheshwa,
Walaghai waliovaa vinyago vya uwongo,

2127
02:43:48,402 --> 02:43:52,657
Kutoka kwa nyumba yetu wenyewe tunafukuzwa.
Ungefanya nini, nauliza?

2128
02:43:52,990 --> 02:43:55,701
Ewe Mshindi mkuu, kutoka huko juu
Unasikia maombi yetu:

2129
02:43:55,868 --> 02:43:58,996
Tuma jibu kwa nchi yetu,
Tutumie mrithi wako!

2130
02:43:59,247 --> 02:44:02,375
Kwa muda wa kutosha tumekandamizwa,
Unajua vizuri zaidi;

2131
02:44:02,542 --> 02:44:05,962
Hadi tutakapoinuka kwa kazi hii,
Ungefanya nini, nauliza?

2132
02:44:06,128 --> 02:44:10,841
Kwa hivyo ikiwa maisha ni upendo
Na kupenda ni lengo la maisha,

2133
02:44:11,634 --> 02:44:16,556
Tunajivunia kupiga simu
Mambo kwa majina yao.

2134
02:44:16,681 --> 02:44:20,101
- Ni wazo gani?
- Binti yangu yuko kwenye hafla hiyo.

2135
02:44:20,768 --> 02:44:24,146
- Binti yako ni nani?
- Paraschiv Laura, daraja la 3.

2136
02:44:25,022 --> 02:44:27,024
Hujawahi kuniona karibu?

2137
02:44:27,316 --> 02:44:30,403
- Hapana.
- Wakati mwingine mimi humleta shuleni.

2138
02:44:31,112 --> 02:44:34,240
- Basi kwa nini usiingie?
- Unajua ...

2139
02:44:34,615 --> 02:44:37,159
Sare yangu ingemwaibisha.

2140
02:44:37,326 --> 02:44:41,664
Sikupata nafasi ya kubadilika,
imekuwa ikifanya kazi tangu saa 5 asubuhi.

2141
02:44:41,956 --> 02:44:44,959
Kwa hivyo ninakaa nje.
Watoto watakuwa watoto.

2142
02:44:46,669 --> 02:44:49,547
Mama yake ni mgonjwa sana, hospitalini.

2143
02:44:50,548 --> 02:44:53,175
Nenda mbali zaidi, kwa swings.

2144
02:44:53,384 --> 02:44:56,304
Walikuona kutoka ofisi ya katibu,

2145
02:44:56,470 --> 02:44:58,222
mwalimu mkuu hataipenda.

2146
02:44:58,389 --> 02:44:59,974
Ndio, sawa.

2147
02:45:00,850 --> 02:45:02,143
Mbali zaidi!

2148
02:45:04,395 --> 02:45:09,692
Ndio, tunayo tupendayo na tusiyopenda,
Ndiyo, tunajiamini zaidi ya yote,

2149
02:45:09,900 --> 02:45:15,656
Ndiyo, tunapenda njiwa mweupe wa amani,
Hapana, hatutaki vita.

2150
02:45:16,198 --> 02:45:21,370
Ndio, sisi ni kizazi kijacho,
Weka sikio lako chini usikie...

2151
02:45:21,871 --> 02:45:26,167
Furaha iliyoje,
kusafiri chini ya theluji inayoanguka,

2152
02:45:26,417 --> 02:45:30,379
Kutafuta shimo ndogo,
madirisha ya joto huwaka,

2153
02:45:30,713 --> 02:45:34,717
Wakati sled inapita
matawi ya fedha ya firini,

2154
02:45:35,217 --> 02:45:39,221
Katika upweke unakaa karibu,
Miti inang'aa karibu na machweo ya jua ikiwa na taji,

2155
02:45:39,639 --> 02:45:43,476
Nuru inayopenya hewa ya msitu
Coalesces bowers ya waridi haki.

2156
02:45:43,601 --> 02:45:47,772
Lakini jioni kidogo hupungua.
Usiku hutiririka, mawimbi hutiririka.

2157
02:45:47,938 --> 02:45:51,734
Milima huinuka, kwa utulivu unafanywa,
Njia inageuka kuwa bure,

2158
02:45:52,026 --> 02:45:56,530
Kwenye upeo wa macho, kisima kilichoachwa
Huweka mazingira chini ya uchawi wa kimya.

2159
02:45:56,947 --> 02:46:00,576
Kushtushwa na ishara, roho yako inasita,
Unahisi kupotea, mbali na machafuko,

2160
02:46:00,701 --> 02:46:05,122
Kusafiri, kubeba na wewe
Kitu cha huzuni na ole wao.

2161
02:46:05,414 --> 02:46:09,835
Kuitwa na mapenzi ya arcane,
Moyo wako umeshikwa na baridi yake ya upweke,

2162
02:46:10,336 --> 02:46:15,925
Hakuna mtu karibu na roho yako iliyolemewa
Na matamanio huwezi kufariji,

2163
02:46:16,092 --> 02:46:19,887
Kwa furaha ya mbali ndani,
Kwa kile ambacho hakikuwa, lakini kingeweza kuwa,

2164
02:46:20,054 --> 02:46:22,807
Kwa nini ilikuwa,
na sasa imepita milele.

2165
02:46:23,182 --> 02:46:24,475
Bora!