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[ Gulping loudly ]
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Ahh!
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What?
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Nothing.
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Just waiting
for you to finish.
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[ Belches ]
The fuck you talking about?
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It's all you can eat here!
Dig in!
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You said we were going
somewhere awesome!
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We did. [ Belches ]
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Here.
And we're still here.
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C-Can't you guys see this
for what it is --
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bottomless pitchers
of alien beer in a garden --
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a beer garden!
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No genocide within
hearing distance.
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[ Glass shatters ]
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I mean, t-this is, to quote
a movie I will never watch,
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"As good as it gets."
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It is?
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That's...sad.
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[ Choking ]
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Oh, my God. Whatever you have to
say is not this time-sensitive.
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I can't believe you're making
me pause to talk this much.
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You guys,
this is where sentience peaks.
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This is not being chased
and not chasing.
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This is, uh, what
spiritual types call --
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I-I don't know,
Vishnu's titty.
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L-Latch on and gobble up.
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Was that ad targeting Morty?
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It didn't land over here.
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{\an8}[ Mouth full ]
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We're happy you're happy,
I guess.
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So much --
[ Belches ]
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So much yeast.
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Yeah.
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Everything you ate
is designed to expand.
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[ Belches ]
Good point, Sum-Sum.
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L-Let's get grandpa.
new tum tum.
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Not quite
what I was pitching.
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Did we --
We -- We drove here, right?
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Yeah.
Rick gave you his keys.
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[ To tune of "Moon River" ]
♪ New stomach ♪
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♪ Stomach that is new ♪
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No, Grandpa,
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we're not portaling -- Keys!
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I'm looking! I'm looking!
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[ Belches ]
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Grandpa, slow down.
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Why -- Why do we even bother
driving anywhere?
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[ Belching ]
Hurry up, Morty.
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No, Rick,
get back over here!
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Or what?
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What?!
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Or what?
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W-What are you gonna do
if I don't do what you say?
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Travel Hitler?
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I'm -- I'm the smartest
living thing
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[belches]
in the carbon-based unisphere.
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What's gonna happen to me
if I refuse to --
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{\an8}[ Both screaming ]
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[ Theme music plays ]
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}♪♪
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{\an8}So this place sells
any body part?
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I'd love to have
thinner ankles.
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Oh, G--
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{\an8}[ Screaming ] God!
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[ Gasping ]
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{\an8}Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
oh fuck oh fuck.
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{\an8}Of all the stupid...
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Dicks.
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{\an8}Body AI:
Tampering detected.
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{\an8}Dramatic.
I barely touched you.
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{\an8}Initiating self-destruct.
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{\an8}What?!
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{\an8}This body has -- seven --
nuclear devices.
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{\an8}Please retreat
to range of -- 14 miles.
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{\an8}Bitch, they can't make me run
one mile.
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{\an8}[ Beeping ]
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{\an8}Fuck!
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{\an8}[ Beeping continues ]
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{\an8}Morty:
This is not my fault!
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{\an8}How do I disable
self-destruct?
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{\an8}S-She needs help
with self-destruct.
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{\an8}Hey! No tampering!
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{\an8}Summer:
Tell me what to do.
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{\an8}[ Groans ]
Flip me over, back panel,
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{\an8}password Mortysuxx...
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{\an8}...with two X's.
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{\an8}[ Beeping continues ]
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{\an8}Body AI: Tear ducts -- on.
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{\an8}No. Ow!
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{\an8}Time zone -- Mountain Time.
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{\an8}No!
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{\an8}Self-destruct --
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Oh, my God.
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Paused.
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Phew.
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{\an8}Don't relax yet.
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{\an8}You're in the wrong place
to be toting that thing around.
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{\an8}Summer: Duh.
It looks like I murdered a guy.
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{\an8}Rick's Head: Oh, that's fine.
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{\an8}They see a lot of murder,
actually.
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{\an8}The cops have really given up
down there.
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{\an8}What?!
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Hey, you turned off
self-destruct, not me.
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{\an8}G-Give Morty the phone! Morty!
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{\an8}Morty, no!
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Summer: How is Rick's head
even alive?
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He's got little,
inflatable neck bags.
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{\an8}What do we do here, sis?
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I checked.
I don't have the keys.
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{\an8}No, that's my bad.
They were in his lab coat.
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{\an8}Morty: God damn it!
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Portal guns fried, too.
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{\an8}We might actually be fucked
here.
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{\an8}Rick's Head: She's on
the same planet. We're fine.
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{\an8}Summer: Grandpa, be helpful.
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{\an8}I am. Get to my guy Seb's
and sit tight.
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{\an8}I'll have Morty drop a pin.
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{\an8}Morty, hang up
so you can drop a pin.
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{\an8}Summer: [ Groans ]
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{\an8}Whoo! I am back!
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{\an8}Wow! Beheading
really sobers you up. Hmm.
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{\an8}Maybe -- Maybe lost a little
too much air
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{\an8}on that "hoo" just now.
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{\an8}Pick me up.
We gotta fix this ticking clock.
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{\an8}[ Beeping ]
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{\an8}[ Sighs ] This is gonna gargle
total balls.
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{\an8}Let's see
what other settings you have.
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{\an8}[ Air horn blowing,
electricity crackling ]
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Oh!
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{\an8}[ Grunting ]
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{\an8}[ Electricity crackles ]
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{\an8}Aah!
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[ All scream ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Horn honks ]
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Whoa! Check out that body.
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Girl ain't bad either.
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Don't be gross.
Come on.
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Let's kill her and steal it.
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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Need help with this unit, miss?
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[ Grunts ] Back off!
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Hey!
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Oh, was this yours?
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Get away from my grandpa!
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[ Grunts ]
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Goon:
Give us that body!
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[ All scream ]
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[ Leg cocks ]
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Blade shings ]
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[ All grunting ]
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[ Screams, grunts ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Aah!
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Sunblock?
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This body's a gold mine!
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Aah!
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[ Grunts ]
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Whoa!
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What a great demo
of its capabilities!
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Oh, god damn it.
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Transport setting, transport
setting, transport setting.
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Yes!
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[ Tires screeching ]
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[ All scream ]
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Why are we at a hospital?
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Wait. We better not be here
to raid the medicine cabinet.
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With me and what liver, Morty?
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Hey! No, no!
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I decide when I have spittle!
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[ Grunting ]
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Ah. This is the one
they mentioned.
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Is healthcare always
this slow?
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I could fix healthcare.
I'm thinking of fixes right now.
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Little boy, do you understand
those papers you signed?
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You really consent to this?
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Why? What's wrong?
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You signed up
for a...head-ectomy.
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Is that...bad?
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[ Whispering indistinctly ]
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{\an8}You were gonna become my head!
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{\an8}Not anymore!
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The police
have been notified, son.
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Well, hang on!
I-I don't want the surgery,
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but I-I also don't want --
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Stay right here.
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And thanks for nothing,
Morty.
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Now we're in trouble.
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Are you insane?!
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We just need to get to Summer!
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{\an8}Look at that nosy,
interloping shit.
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{\an8}I-I bet he called
weird hospital security.
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{\an8}Oh, fuck, he called
weird hospital security!
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{\an8}Morty, out the window!
Morty, out the window now!
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[ All grunt ]
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{\an8}The window, Morty!
The window!
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Stop them!
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Taxi!
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Hey!
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Morty!
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Ow!
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Drive!
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[ Engine whooshes ]
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You're the worst grandpa ever!
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I'm not your grandpa, Morty.
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I'm your grandpa's head.
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What's the difference?
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I didn't know there was one.
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B-But it's only been
an hour
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and let me tell you,
it is crazy having no dick.
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Gross!
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The opposite of gross.
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{\an8}Total clarity.
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[ Groans ]
M-My bags are sagging.
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We did not fix that clock
at all.
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You got to upgrade me soon,
Morty.
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Otherwise, I'll just die.
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Then you and Summer
will be extra fucked.
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Newscaster: Breaking news --
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A severed head has kidnapped
a small child.
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Authorities are on high alert.
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And to be clear,
there is a reward.
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A fat reward.
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[ All grunts ]
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We didn't have money anyway.
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Where to?
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I don't know!
I can't see shit from down here!
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Aah!
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Oh, God!
No brakes, no brakes, no brakes!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Crashes ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Wheezing ]
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Are you Seb?
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My Grandpa Rick sent me.
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He said we could lay low here.
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He got his head chopped off.
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His head's still alive,
I guess.
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I don't know why
I'm telling you all this.
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It's cool.
We're best friends.
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Oh. You're not
the stomach guy?
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Rick comes to me
for lots of stuff.
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But y-yes. It's, uh,
usually stomach-forward.
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Sorry, I didn't mean it
however you're taking it.
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Does Rick hang
with other mechanics?
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I don't know.
This neighborhood is terrifying.
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Do you have anything
to make this thing less useless?
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Mm. Not sure
the "stomach guy" --
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Bro, your skin's metal.
It can't be that thin.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Whirs, electricity crackling ]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Aah!
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Body, no!
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Easy, fella.
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Ea-a-a-a-sy.
261
00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:07,070
It's okay, it's okay.
262
00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,614
You can't see
or hear me right now, can you?
263
00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,784
D-Do you have anything
that can, you know...
264
00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,202
Oh!
265
00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,290
[ Beeping to tune of
"William Tell Overture" ]
266
00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:23,294
Sonar, infrared --
everything you simians need.
267
00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,963
How you feel, pal?
268
00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,300
[ Siren wailing ]
269
00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,845
[ Cellphone ringing ]
270
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,014
Summer: Alright.
I'm chilling at Seb's.
271
00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,849
What's your status?
272
00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,849
Occupied!
273
00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:37,934
I need an air filter and weapons
or Morty will have killed me --
274
00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:41,813
{\an8}Ow!
275
00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:41,813
Okay, d-does this work,
like an electronics store?
276
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:42,731
{\an8}Yes! Fine! Go!
277
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:42,731
Hurry, please.
278
00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,315
This neighborhood
smells like gasoline,
279
00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,067
which I liked at first,
but now feel sick from.
280
00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,819
Rick,
we still don't have money!
281
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,154
{\an8}To be a problem solver,
Morty.
282
00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:50,363
{\an8}Got to use your head!
283
00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,240
[ Crashes ]
284
00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,240
Randall: Aah!
285
00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,491
This is a stickup!
286
00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,491
Aah!
287
00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,784
There you go, Morty!
288
00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,161
I'm proud of you.
289
00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,161
Give, uh --
290
00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:57,412
Give us a bunch of, uh, uh --
291
00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,747
a bunch of loose technology!
292
00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,165
Who are you?
293
00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,165
Shit.
294
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,000
It's that boy and the head!
From the news!
295
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,502
What?
296
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,502
You got to live more
in the world, Randall!
297
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,005
Threaten them!
298
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,005
I have lasers in my eyes!
299
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,841
Both: Oh!
300
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,841
Give me computer chips!
301
00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,513
Uh, sorry, just checking.
302
00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,806
[ Chuckles nervously ]
303
00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,349
[ Sighs ]
304
00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,349
[ Shop bell rings ]
305
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,061
Seb, we still laying low?
306
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,353
Shit.
307
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,397
Seb says
he's got a hot new bod.
308
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,024
And I don't mean
from working out.
309
00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,234
Did you literally
just sell us out in the time
310
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,028
between leaving this room
and coming back?
311
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,072
You know how much
this thing is worth?
312
00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:35,950
This is Rick Sanchez's body!
313
00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:35,950
Boo.
314
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,869
Also, yeah,
my feelings are hurt.
315
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,287
You think you know a guy.
316
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,955
He does hang out
with other mechanics!
317
00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,208
There's a hot, smart one
named Rachel he likes.
318
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,584
Aah!
319
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,086
Get them!
320
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:49,881
If Morty's had an easy day
today, I swear to fucking God.
321
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,051
Goon: Oh!
322
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,844
Whoa, Body!
323
00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,138
I guess you do
keep the score!
324
00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,015
[ Violin plays ]
325
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,726
[ Bell chimes ]
326
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,103
Smooth. That will work.
327
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,687
[ Squelching ]
328
00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,687
[ Gasps ]
329
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,066
Crazy Randy: Reavers!
330
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:08,900
[ All scream ]
331
00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:10,318
Did we just get on a train
332
00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,903
that took us back
to where we started?
333
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,238
[ Bell chimes ]
334
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,238
I guess it'd make sense
335
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,489
if you have
no sense of direction.
336
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,199
Get them!
337
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,617
[ Chainsaw whirring ]
338
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,160
[ Dramatic music plays ]
339
00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,245
Aah!
340
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,621
Ooh! [ Groans ]
341
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,164
[ Groans ]
342
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:24,165
[ Grunts ]
343
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:27,210
[ Grunting ]
344
00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,087
[ Gasps, groans ]
345
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,089
[ All grunting ]
346
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:37,679
{\an8}♪♪
347
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,139
Body!
348
00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,306
[ Grunts ]
349
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,558
[ Thudding ]
350
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:47,772
{\an8}♪♪
351
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,149
[ Grunts ]
352
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,775
You can't run.
353
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,775
[ Gasps ]
354
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,819
My men will never give up.
355
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,573
If one falls,
more will rise in their place!
356
00:10:56,614 --> 00:11:00,160
Get them!
357
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:03,037
I mean,
they kind of kicked our ass
358
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,581
when we had a bunch more guys.
359
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,291
You know what?
You're a bad leader.
360
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,918
You can have him.
361
00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,918
We are quiet-quitting!
362
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,671
Guys!
That's just normal quitting!
363
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:15,091
Welp, I've come this far.
364
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,593
[ Electricity crackling ]
365
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,137
[ Grunting ]
366
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,138
Wait! [ Gasps ]
367
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,514
[ Choking ]
368
00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,807
[ Gasps ]
369
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,310
[ Breathing heavily ]
370
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,978
Huh?
371
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,272
Wow.
372
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,901
I-I don't know what to say.
373
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,278
[ Gasps ]
374
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,278
Whoa.
375
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,280
Very different
from Rick's usual M.O.
376
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:40,283
Does hugging people
really disarm them like that?
377
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,203
Whoa!
378
00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:44,454
[ Siren wails ]
379
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,956
[ Chomping loudly ]
380
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,959
{\an8}[ Belches ]
381
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,959
[ Cellphone ringing ]
382
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,169
{\an8}Hello?
383
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,169
Summer: Seb sold us out.
384
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,837
{\an8}We need a new rendezvous point.
385
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,881
Yeah, that's why I only use him
for stomachs.
386
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,341
Why do you sound strange?
387
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,384
Rick ate the phone.
It's inside him now.
388
00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,677
Just meet us at the spaceport,
389
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,304
i-if we survive this.
390
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,139
Morty and I are very vulnerable
to bullets right now.
391
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,225
Hold on.
The cops are on line two.
392
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,935
Cop:
Hello. We've run the numbers.
393
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,519
Your hostages are expendable.
394
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,813
Both: Oh, God!
395
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,813
Eat me, Pig!
396
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,066
I'm upgraded enough, Morty.
Aim me!
397
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,692
No! No killing people!
398
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:15,860
I'm drawing a line!
399
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,445
Fine.
400
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,445
You mean it?
401
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,531
You won't cackle with battle
rage and explode the city?
402
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,866
I'm all brain right now, Morty,
403
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,409
You can't get battle lust
as a brain.
404
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,286
Oh! Okay.
405
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,704
[ Warbles ]
406
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:27,872
Oh!
407
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,749
[ Screaming ]
408
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,876
[ Screams ]
409
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,378
{\an8}My knees!
410
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,378
{\an8}This is great.
411
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,672
{\an8}Our adventures can get
so much less violent.
412
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,632
The show can be cerebral, Morty.
413
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,467
[ Laughs ] I don't hate that.
414
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:41,761
[ Cops scream ]
415
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:42,845
[ Cops groaning ]
416
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:43,930
Grab more parts.
417
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,473
Everyone's alive.
418
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,891
I'm a head of my word, Morty.
419
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,726
Check this out.
420
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,726
[ Beeping ]
421
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,728
[ Cellphone rings ]
422
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,938
Hello?
423
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,065
A mistake?! Wow!
424
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,567
Talk about
a departmental scandal.
425
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,027
False alarm, guys.
426
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,113
I guess
it's a different kid and head.
427
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,198
Oh, man!
428
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,198
Cop: How embarrassing.
429
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,908
{\an8}Just killed our GTA rating.
430
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,660
{\an8}How about that, Morty?
No outstanding warrants.
431
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,495
{\an8}You like that?
432
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:07,495
{\an8}I do like that.
433
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,872
Yeah, j-just bought us tickets
to the spaceport, too.
434
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,207
First class.
435
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,834
Money's made up, Morty.
It's not real!
436
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,086
I can pay for whatever
our family needs!
437
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,755
Everyone said "Tenet" was bad.
438
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,090
It's amazing!
439
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:21,551
W-Wipe my tears, Morty.
440
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,095
I haven't watched a full movie
in decades.
441
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,847
Not having to pee is incredible.
442
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,598
Anything to drink
before we land?
443
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,309
None for me, thanks.
444
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,643
Wow!
445
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,439
Well, if there needs to be
a creepy alcoholic?
446
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,065
Down, Morty.
447
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,153
Looks like their flight's
on time.
448
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,279
What's this?
449
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,740
"Hello, Summer.
This is Rick's body."
450
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,408
Well, obviously.
451
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,784
Sorry, sorry.
452
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,328
"I overthink.
453
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,496
My head gets in the way
of telling you I love you,
454
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,583
but I'm all heart right now,
so you're amazing.
455
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,126
Take a gap year in Europe.
456
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,712
Believe in yourself.
Your parents are stupid."
457
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,255
[ Sniffles ]
458
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:00,631
Dumb body.
459
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,633
[ Uplifting music plays ]
460
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,469
{\an8}♪♪
461
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,720
There they are.
462
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,555
Well, bye, Rick's head.
463
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:10,058
It was fun getting to carry you
around like this.
464
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,143
It was nice putting
our heads together, Morty.
465
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,687
A-plus team up.
466
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,687
[ Laughs ]
467
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:24,322
{\an8}♪♪
468
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,158
You piece of shit!
469
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,618
I'm never going back!
470
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:29,619
You can't make me!
471
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,953
Aah!
472
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:31,996
[ Jets whoosh ]
473
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,873
[ All scream ]
474
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,461
[ Man screams ]
475
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,461
I guess...
476
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,005
I guess each one is so happy
on their own, they --
477
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,508
Want to kill the other
so they never go back.
478
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,842
Yeah.
479
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,010
You guys had a great day, too,
huh?
480
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:49,013
The best.
481
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:49,013
Shit.
482
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:51,933
What the hell, Summer?!
483
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,184
You spent a couple hours
with Rick's body
484
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,769
and now it wants to kill
his brain?
485
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,104
Rick's head
treats his body like shit.
486
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,939
I can't believe
you gave it weapons.
487
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,233
Obviously, Rick's brain
wouldn't want to die.
488
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,233
Me?!
489
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,944
Y-You let his body get
a little robot head thing!
490
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,654
You got played as bad
as I did!
491
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,155
Rick's Head: Morty --
492
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,155
Shh!
493
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,448
Morty, stop calling.
Everything's fine.
494
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,783
Just where are you?
495
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,284
Are you still trying
to kill each other?
496
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,619
It's all good, Morty.
497
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,121
Seriously, I'll meet you back
at home.
498
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,789
Just gonna get a new body
real quick.
499
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,290
Oh?
500
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,290
Yeah, me and my old body --
501
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,126
You know,
we don't need to beef.
502
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,878
We just go our separate ways,
baby. New lives!
503
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,463
Grandpa Rick,
you're not yourself.
504
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,715
Is that Summer?!
She's a fucking body loyalist.
505
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,259
Take me off speaker.
You know what?
506
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,802
Rick, wait!
507
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,802
We're pretty boned.
508
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,178
You wanna tell mom
we lost Grandpa?
509
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,972
Maybe
they'll eventually realize
510
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,473
they both need each other?
511
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:36,144
[ Groans ] I hear Rick
mocking me as I say it.
512
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,397
He'll be so pissed
if this is how he dies.
513
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,315
[ Dramatic music plays ]
514
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,192
{\an8}♪♪
515
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,485
Rachel?
516
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,446
[ Sighs ] Hello?
Shop's closed.
517
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:47,738
Ugh! Rick?!
518
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,657
Rachel!
I've just got this cool task
519
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:50,658
I thought we might jam on.
520
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,034
I-I need a special body.
521
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,078
No lust, no alcoholism.
522
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,496
Just 100%...
523
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,789
Oh. Uh --
524
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:57,915
Wait. What?!
525
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,625
So there was something here?!
526
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,752
I thought if I made a move,
I'd destroy the friendship.
527
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,671
Yeah, well,
keep thinking, buddy.
528
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:04,964
We could have had 10 years
529
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,340
of canonical
will-they/won't-they!
530
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,676
Yeah. To be clear,
it does ruin everything.
531
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,012
I had an orgasm.
It was incredible.
532
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,972
It was?!
533
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,972
And now it's over.
534
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,850
Honestly, I kind of need
both of you to leave.
535
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,186
You disgusting, giant-schlonged
friendship ruiner!
536
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,980
[ Grunts ]
537
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,980
Hey! Don't bust up my place!
538
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,649
{\an8}Come on!
539
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,649
{\an8}[ Grunts ]
540
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,401
Hi, Morty.
I'm calling because --
541
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,861
Yeah, they were here.
542
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,446
Yeah, both of them.
Gone now.
543
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:32,033
Semi-related to that,
I need you to delete my number.
544
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,118
Rick's Head: You horny idiot!
545
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,204
You always fuck
everything up
546
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,623
drinking,
sullying relationships,
547
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,374
eating late-night desserts!
548
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,169
But now I'm gonna be free
of you forever.
549
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,047
Uh -- Okay.
550
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,507
I-I assume
you're pantomiming
551
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,592
that you're gonna be free
of me forever.
552
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,885
What a retort. How clever.
553
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,470
[ Dramatic music plays ]
554
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,638
[ Grunting ]
555
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,931
Aah! [ Grunts ]
556
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,891
[ Blade shings ]
557
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,601
[ Slow-motion scream ]
558
00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,602
Aah!
559
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,229
[ Blade clanging ]
560
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,897
{\an8}♪♪
561
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,732
{\an8}[ Slurring ] You little bitch!
562
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,235
{\an8}[ Screaming ]
563
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,235
{\an8}[ Warbling ]
564
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,783
Huh. That would have really
laid you out if you had ears.
565
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,244
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
[ Blows air ]
566
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,955
{\an8}♪♪
567
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,414
Ha ha! Yeah!
568
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:21,749
Mind over matter!
569
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,545
{\an8}♪♪
570
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,172
Aah! Fuck you!
571
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,218
[ Laughing maniacally ]
572
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,929
Morty: Head, stop!
573
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,929
Body, no!
574
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,890
{\an8}♪♪
575
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:39,350
Maybe we need to get closer?
576
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,310
I'm so proud
of that dumb body.
577
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,271
Just this morning,
I used it as a scooter.
578
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,105
[ Both scream ]
579
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,982
[ Metal creaking ]
580
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,150
[ Laughing maniacally ]
581
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:55,783
{\an8}♪♪
582
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,535
You're mine now, bitch!
583
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,870
Not mine literally.
I'm gonna kill you.
584
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:00,871
I don't want you back.
585
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:04,875
{\an8}♪♪
586
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,168
Oh, shit.
587
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:11,299
{\an8}♪♪
588
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:16,345
{\an8}♪♪
589
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,139
[ Metal creaking ]
590
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,391
Damn it! Wait!
591
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,018
Aah!
592
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,812
[ Groaning ]
593
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,939
Oh! Oh, shit.
594
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,649
Listen! I'm sorry, okay?!
595
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:29,775
I-I'll be good, I promise!
596
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,985
No more benders,
597
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,194
uh, no more all you can eat.
598
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,821
Uh, no more weird, little
599
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,197
stick n poke tattoos
I give myself when I'm drunk.
600
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,991
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
601
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,284
Head!
602
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,284
Body, no!
603
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,994
He's -- He's our grandpa!
604
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,579
Y-You are, too!
605
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,789
You guys are both victims
because you're both selfish.
606
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,166
Think of each other.
607
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,208
[ Groans ]
608
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,585
Okay,
hang on, hang on, hang on!
609
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,669
One more thing, one more thing!
610
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:49,754
How about this?
611
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,048
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
612
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,259
What -- What do you think
they're saying?
613
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,678
I don't know.
Why is it whispering?
614
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,515
Must be a compelling argument.
615
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,271
[ Metal creaks ]
616
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,271
Oh, God.
617
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,565
[ Electricity crackling ]
618
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,109
Should we check in?
619
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,028
I'm just glad
they're hashing it out.
620
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,531
Rick?!
621
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,531
You're back!
622
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,033
Oh. [ Laughs ] Hey, kids.
623
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,409
Uh, yeah, I, uh...
624
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,119
Uh, we, uh...
625
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,038
agreed to become one Rick again.
626
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,706
How about that?
627
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,706
Abrupt.
628
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,833
Anyways, can't thank you
both enough for today.
629
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,418
Really appreciate
you two helping out.
Let's get to the car.
630
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,795
Did you just suck
your own dick in there?
631
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,046
Whoa!
632
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,046
No, I didn't!
633
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,464
W-Why would you guess that?
634
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,216
Why would you do that?!
635
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,216
I didn't!
636
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,759
Oh, my God! You totally did!
637
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,219
Damn, body. Get it.
638
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,221
T-That is not what I was doing,
and I was --
639
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,139
I will not explain
what it actually was.
640
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,183
Uh-huh.
641
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,183
Sure thing, ho.
642
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,227
Can we leave the collapsing
refinery destroyed?
643
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,478
[ Metal creaking ]
644
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,648
Hi, Mom?
Yeah. We found him.
645
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,193
Oh!
646
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,736
What a Tuesday, huh?
647
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,238
I just hope you learn
to treat yourself better.
648
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,782
Me too.
649
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,782
"Me too"?
650
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,159
You control whether
you learn something or not.
651
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,953
No, no. I do.
And I did.
652
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,329
And I know this sounds like
653
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,164
classic morning-after,
dumping-coke talk,
654
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,041
but I think I've turned
a new leaf here.
655
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,501
My mind and body
are out of sync.
656
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,169
Each blames the other
for my bullshit.
657
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,464
So I'll do something healthy
for all of us.
658
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,341
No, you won't.
659
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,341
No, you won't.
660
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:19,760
[ Screaming ]
661
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,429
Rise and shine, motherfucker!
662
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:24,140
It's time to train!
663
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,933
Summer, too!
Summer's training, too!
664
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,101
[ Groans ]
665
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,101
[ Laughs maniacally ]
666
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,602
Rick, get out of my room!
667
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,688
[ Both groan ]
668
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,688
That experience changed me, man.
669
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,815
Oh, Jesus Christ.
670
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,815
I didn't see
what I was doing to myself.
671
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,777
[ Groaning ]
672
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:36,777
Did you think
he'd commit this much?
673
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,822
No!
Why are we even doing this?!
674
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,741
[ Crowd cheering ]
675
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,617
[ Fanfare plays ]
676
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,119
{\an8}Summer: Come on,
you son of a bitch! Swim!
677
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,119
Morty: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
678
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,204
{\an8}Go, go, go, go!
679
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,204
{\an8}Swimmer: Come on, come on!
680
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,457
{\an8}Yeah!
681
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,457
{\an8}Both: Yes!
682
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,666
Whoo!
683
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,959
Rick: Yeah!
684
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,461
[ Laughs ]
685
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,755
How about that, huh?
Medaling at the Olympics.
686
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,423
I'm so tired.
687
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,423
Ah!
688
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,424
No more. Please.
689
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,259
See?
You just needed to learn
690
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,720
how unsatisfying it is to work
really hard for something.
691
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,346
Is that the takeaway?
692
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,266
I feel bad. I can't remember
this guy's name.
693
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,976
What do you guys
want to do now?
694
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,061
{\an8}♪♪
695
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,439
[ All chomping loudly ]
696
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,316
Oh!
697
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,316
I knew you'd come around.
698
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,942
It's nice to be off that diet.
699
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,986
Time to ride Vishnu's titty!
700
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:22,782
I guess you're only supposed
to bite your metal if it's gold.
701
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,366
The bronze hurt my teeth.
702
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,577
{\an8}[ Theme music plays ]
703
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:35,836
{\an8}♪♪
704
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:45,137
{\an8}♪♪
705
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:54,396
{\an8}♪♪
706
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,190
You got all that?
707
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,190
You got it, chief.
708
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,441
See you, pal.
709
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,611
Oh, one more thing.
The downstairs fridge --
710
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,988
Tell Summer to do something
about that stank.
711
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,032
Uh, Rick --
712
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,032
It's mold or something.
713
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,367
I'm not --
I'm not looking into it.
714
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:07,785
Oh! Aah!
715
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,119
Eh?!
716
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:10,996
Jesus! Asshole!
717
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:14,083
[ Whimsical music plays ]
718
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,377
Eh?!
719
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,377
You fucking scared me!
720
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:17,753
You hear that music, Morty?
721
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,547
Warner wouldn't let us use
the real music.
722
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:23,676
Th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!
723
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,554
Man: Did you get any of that?