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Aw, so cute.
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Cary, lean in.
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Brooky, hold Chasey so he doesn't fall.
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Now, let's get that bottle out of there.
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We don't want that bottle in the photo.
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Okay, say cheese.
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Aw, hell yeah, you guys are killing it.
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That is so fucking hot.
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And, uh, let's get that bottle in there.
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Need that bottle in the photo.
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- Okay, say Voss.
- Voss.
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Okay, great, and now one
with just my two stars,
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Brooky and Cary.
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Okay, great, and now one
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with just my two stars,
Chase and the water.
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Oh, that's perfect.
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This is going right in a frame.
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Can we get the other two out of frame?
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A little further.
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Keep going.
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♪ All this dirty money in the city ♪
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Can you believe that
this is a birthday party
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for a 14-year-old?
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I know, my 14th birthday
party was gumball-themed.
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We just, like, ate different gums.
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This is way better.
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That actually sounds so nice right now.
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Oh, did I tell you that
that Jeremy guy's coming?
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Wait, the drama teacher from Jersey?
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Yeah, he's in the city.
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I spent, like, literally
all day preparing.
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- Your butt?
- Yeah.
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I haven't eaten in 12 hours.
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I'm fucking starving.
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Can you promise he's gay?
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This isn't another roommate situation.
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Yeah, no, he's... he's definitely gay,
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and I'm really excited
about this because, like,
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when we first met, I was
all depressed about my career,
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but now I'm... I'm
definitely gaining traction.
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Well, your bouffant
is certainly blonder.
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- Tionna, wait.
- I am waiting.
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You're not waiting, you're walking.
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Oh, my God, who are all of these people?
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I gave Streeter the smallest guest list.
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I gotta go find him.
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All right, I'm gonna go, uh...
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check my butthole
in the bathroom, I guess.
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Hey, Brooke!
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Excuse me?
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What is that? Where did you get that?
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They just had it over here for me.
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No, give me that.
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Give it. Absolutely not.
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You're not drinking alcohol tonight.
You're 14.
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Plus you're contractually
obligated to drink Voss.
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- Mom.
- Cary.
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There you are.
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Do I have your permission
to have fun tonight?
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What?
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Well, as you know,
this is my year of yes.
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Very aware, yeah.
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And I don't want you
and Brooky to be mad.
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Why... why would we be mad?
It's a party.
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Okay, good. I took Molly.
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- What?
- Mona gave it to me.
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Hi, I'm Mona.
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- Hi.
- I effing love your mom.
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Mona said that I deserved it
because I've worked really hard
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and I've raised three children
and I deserve it.
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Well, you're still raising one.
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Don't worry 'cause, it
was, like, a super small dose
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and she can handle it 'cause
this lady's a rock star.
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Mona, I want to go over there.
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Okay, let's go.
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♪ Hey, yo, who the queen round here? ♪
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Streeter, Streeter.
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Who are all these people?
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Whee are any of our friends?
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Parties aren't about friends, Brooke.
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They're about making sure
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strangers know that you had one,
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and that's why I invited all of
New York's hottest daughters.
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Look here, there's Esther Lay,
the chip heiress,
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and Tiffany Glad, trash bag heiress.
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Natalie Kleenex, she's not a daughter.
She's just rich.
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Okay, well, she's someone's daughter.
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Oh, hey, can you do me a favor?
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Can you tell Chase to meet me downstairs
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in, like, ten minutes?
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I have a present for him outside
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that I think he's wheely gonna like.
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Sure.
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What up, guys?
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I just want to say what up.
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You know, way back when I was 12,
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I had no idea what
I was gonna do with my life,
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but now, here I am.
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It's been a long, hard journey,
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almost six months,
and I couldn't have done it
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without every single one of you.
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Make sure to hashtag Voss water
on all your pictures
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- and I'll like them.
- Hello?
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Hey, Brooky monster, hey,
they're not letting me in.
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- Wait, you're here?
- Hell yeah, I am.
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It's Chase's birthday. Little
dude's becoming a little man.
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Ugh, fine, I'll come get you,
but I can't hang out, okay?
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I'm working.
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And now my mom, the original dreamer,
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would like to say what up.
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Nope, nope, no.
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No, uh, no, she can't make it
up here right now.
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Uh, she's shy.
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But you all know me.
I'm ChaseDreams' brother,
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CaryDreams.
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Gay brother!
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Thank you, thanks, thank you, yeah.
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And, you know, I know I'm not
as good of a singer as he is,
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but I just wanted to say, um,
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birth... ♪
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Surpr... oh, it's just Brooke.
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Hey, is Chasey coming down soon?
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'Cause I'm illegally parked.
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You got him a car?
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- Yeah.
- He's 14.
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Hey, well, everybody's gonna
get him a car when he's 16.
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Oh, whoa, sick ride, baby.
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I got it for Chase.
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I think he's wheely gonna like it.
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You know, 'cause of the wheels.
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Hi, Lance.
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This guy's with me, Brooke Dubek.
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Sorry, you're not on the list.
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Oh, family doesn't need
to be on the list.
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- I know that 'cause I made it.
- It doesn't matter.
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If you're not on the list,
you have to go in standby.
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With the losers?
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Thank you so much for coming.
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It's so good to see you.
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You're so tan. Did you go on vacation?
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Oh, no, I went on
"Watch What Happens Live."
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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It was stupid but,
you know, it was cool.
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God, this party's crazy.
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Your brother's gotten so huge.
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My students would die if they
knew I was here right now.
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I can get you a picture
with him if you want.
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Oh, um...
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Or with Esther Lay.
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I just met her.
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She's really, really nice.
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I mean, it's weird that
she's here, but, you know,
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it's helpful to know people like that.
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Why, is she a director?
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No, she's a chip heiress.
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Oh.
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Supris... ah, damn it.
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Hey, uh, is ChaseDreams still up there?
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Because I got him a present.
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I think he's wheely gonna...
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Hey, go around. Just go around me!
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Can't believe I'm in line for
a party that I planned.
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I know what could cheer you up.
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Check out my new shoes.
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They're dry-erase, so you can
make 'em any kind you want:
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Nike, Adidas, red.
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Right now, they say,
"Happy birthday, Chase."
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Actually, they say "Hap irthda, Cha."
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I ran here.
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Yeah, someone named
@CaryDreamsFeet started
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following me, which is so weird
because my feet are fine.
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You should get the foot filter app.
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Yeah, it really smooths out
your feet and toes for pics.
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Oh, that's a good idea.
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I'm Jeremy, by the way.
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Oh, sorry, that's Jeremy.
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Hi, you're Jeremy?
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Yes.
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- Are you really gay?
- Yes.
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Cary, this is so good.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Mona, I wanna go over there.
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Okay.
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I love gay guys.
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So you been DVRing "RHONY"?
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No, Lance, I'm a businesswoman now,
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so I don't have time for
"Real Housewives of New York."
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That's why I DVR.
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Okay, two more.
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Oh, thank God. I have to pee so bad.
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Oh, ow.
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Remember to send Chasey down.
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I don't want him to forget
about me tonight.
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Or whatever.
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Why is the women's line so long?
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It's like, use the men's.
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That's what it's for.
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See, totally empty.
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- Oh, Chase.
- Little man.
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God, he looks like shit.
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Do you think anyone saw him?
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No, we took him out the back, B.
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No one will ever even know he left.
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Any minute now.
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This is ridiculous.
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I was downstairs for 30 minutes
and he got this wasted?
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You know, sometimes
I feel like I'm the only one
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that's looking out for him.
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What about Care?
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I mean, yeah, he's great,
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he's just... he's a little
orange right now.
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You mean like tan?
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No, like orange inside.
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I think he's just
going through something.
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He's not the only one.
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I didn't see my mom once tonight.
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Like, where the fuck was she?
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Girl, you are loving these nuts.
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You mom is my friggin'
spirit animal right now.
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Very cool, Mona.
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Wait, I have to tell you
what happened this week.
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I joined a gym, as you can see,
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and my first morning on the treadmill,
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one of my students got on next to me.
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- No.
- Yes.
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I was too embarrassed
to let him see me run,
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so I hid in the locker room
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and watched clips of dogs
feeling guilty on my phone.
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The same thing just happened to me.
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I had to start working out
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'cause I was on
"Watch What Happens Live."
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Yeah, you mentioned that.
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Yeah, I mean, like, it was stupid,
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but, you know, some people
said I was good on it.
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Well, I can't wait to watch it.
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Oh, I could pull it up right now.
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- Oh, um...
- Just... yeah, I mean, just...
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Just... yeah, okay, here we go.
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It's still loading.
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Still loading.
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I think it's taking a long time
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'cause I'm downloading
that foot filter app.
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I can't believe Chase's
first time getting drunk
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was in a club.
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I just wanted him to have
a typical teenage experience,
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- like mine.
- What was yours?
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I got wasted on a thing
of peach schnapps under my bed
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and my mom found the bottle
and grounded me
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and then I told her
I wished she was dead
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and we didn't talk for a month.
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Chase'll never get that.
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What, don't worry, cook Brooke,
257
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he'll have plenty of firsts.
258
00:09:43,139 --> 00:09:45,306
Maybe he'll lose his V-card
the way you did.
259
00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:46,741
To the drummer from Snow Patrol?
260
00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:48,209
Ew, Lance.
261
00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:50,462
Ew, Chase.
262
00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:53,313
Out, everybody out.
263
00:09:53,382 --> 00:09:56,416
No, sir, we're about
to get on the bridge.
264
00:09:56,485 --> 00:09:58,151
I don't care. Out!
265
00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:00,153
All right, it should
load better out here.
266
00:10:00,222 --> 00:10:02,489
Surpri... oh, God damn it.
267
00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,491
- Streeter?
- God damn it.
268
00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,226
Did you get Chase a car?
269
00:10:06,294 --> 00:10:08,294
Yes, I got him a car,
and it's a great deal too.
270
00:10:08,364 --> 00:10:11,197
He only has to say Chevy Camaro
in his next three songs.
271
00:10:11,266 --> 00:10:13,132
- Uber for Jordan?
- Uh, what?
272
00:10:13,201 --> 00:10:14,368
Uber for Jordan. I'm Jordan.
273
00:10:14,436 --> 00:10:16,035
This isn't an Uber.
274
00:10:16,104 --> 00:10:17,537
Sorry, I don't like it
when the drivers talk to me.
275
00:10:17,606 --> 00:10:20,073
Yeah, this is good. You're cute.
276
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:21,174
Yeah, thanks.
277
00:10:21,243 --> 00:10:23,042
Should we go back inside?
278
00:10:23,111 --> 00:10:25,778
Oh, no, was it... was it weird
that I made you watch that?
279
00:10:25,847 --> 00:10:27,580
Yes.
280
00:10:27,648 --> 00:10:30,015
Okay, uh, well,
we want to go back inside.
281
00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:31,083
CaryDreams.
282
00:10:31,151 --> 00:10:33,051
You're not on the list.
283
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,354
Try gay brother.
284
00:10:35,423 --> 00:10:36,689
That's crazy.
285
00:10:36,758 --> 00:10:39,057
Then I dated a guy who was only into me
286
00:10:39,126 --> 00:10:40,959
'cause I was Chase's sister.
287
00:10:41,028 --> 00:10:43,061
He wanted to do it to "Stink."
288
00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:44,864
- Same thing happened to me.
- What?
289
00:10:44,932 --> 00:10:46,465
Yeah, this girl wanted to sleep with me
290
00:10:46,534 --> 00:10:48,834
just 'cause I used to date
Chase's sister.
291
00:10:48,903 --> 00:10:51,537
Ew, how did she even find you?
292
00:10:51,606 --> 00:10:53,572
His fans can find anybody.
293
00:10:53,641 --> 00:10:56,509
Bunch of 'em followed my mom
too and her friend Connie.
294
00:10:56,577 --> 00:10:58,577
- You know Connie.
- Aw, how is Connie?
295
00:10:58,646 --> 00:10:59,945
She's a riot.
296
00:11:00,014 --> 00:11:01,946
Hey, did he puke on my back at all?
297
00:11:02,015 --> 00:11:05,417
Um, oh, barely.
298
00:11:05,485 --> 00:11:07,351
Well, a lot. He puked a lot.
299
00:11:07,421 --> 00:11:08,586
Yeah, I could feel it.
300
00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:12,990
Sorry we couldn't get back in.
301
00:11:13,059 --> 00:11:14,358
It's okay.
302
00:11:14,428 --> 00:11:16,127
I, uh, came here to spend time with you.
303
00:11:16,195 --> 00:11:18,496
I don't care where.
304
00:11:18,565 --> 00:11:21,098
I feel bad I didn't
say good-bye to Esther Lay.
305
00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:23,768
Yeah, I'm sure she's fine.
306
00:11:23,837 --> 00:11:25,336
Yeah.
307
00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:30,575
What's wrong?
308
00:11:30,644 --> 00:11:31,976
Not hungry or?
309
00:11:32,045 --> 00:11:36,814
No, I just wasn't eating in case we...
310
00:11:36,882 --> 00:11:39,483
and I was the, you know.
311
00:11:39,552 --> 00:11:41,685
Oh, yeah, oh, no.
312
00:11:41,754 --> 00:11:46,090
I wasn't gonna eat in case I was the...
313
00:11:46,159 --> 00:11:49,293
Well, one of us
can eat the pizza, right?
314
00:11:49,362 --> 00:11:50,727
Right, yes.
315
00:11:50,796 --> 00:11:52,330
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I mean, um...
316
00:11:52,398 --> 00:11:54,765
I'd prefer to eat the pizza.
317
00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:56,100
Oh, really?
318
00:11:56,169 --> 00:11:57,268
Yeah, but if you want to eat...
319
00:11:57,337 --> 00:11:59,270
No, no, you can eat the pizza.
320
00:11:59,339 --> 00:12:00,804
- Okay, I can, great.
- Uh-huh.
321
00:12:00,873 --> 00:12:03,207
- For tonight.
- Okay, cool.
322
00:12:04,844 --> 00:12:08,679
I feel like I should DM
Esther Lay good-bye
323
00:12:08,747 --> 00:12:11,414
just so she doesn't
think I'm rude, right?
324
00:12:11,484 --> 00:12:12,683
I don't want her mad at me or anything.
325
00:12:12,751 --> 00:12:14,117
Yeah, sure.
326
00:12:14,186 --> 00:12:17,287
Whoo, we're going on a ride now!
327
00:12:17,356 --> 00:12:18,856
Hey, I know him.
328
00:12:18,924 --> 00:12:20,457
Oh, my God, you're high.
329
00:12:20,526 --> 00:12:21,825
That's an Uber driver.
330
00:12:21,894 --> 00:12:23,560
This is not an Uber.
331
00:12:23,629 --> 00:12:25,195
There's a bow on it.
332
00:12:25,263 --> 00:12:27,564
Hey, can we just go back
to your place and have sex?
333
00:12:27,633 --> 00:12:29,967
Oh, now?
334
00:12:30,035 --> 00:12:32,482
- Yes, great, good, yes, okay.
- Yeah, good, uh-huh.
335
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,732
What is happening?
336
00:12:33,771 --> 00:12:34,838
And my roommate actually sucks,
337
00:12:34,907 --> 00:12:36,640
so could we go to my brother's place?
338
00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:39,476
I know that's weird, but
they won't be back for hours.
339
00:12:39,545 --> 00:12:41,511
- O-Okay.
- Great.
340
00:12:41,579 --> 00:12:44,113
- Your brother's place, great.
- Yes.
341
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,681
I love you, Streeter.
342
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:48,217
And I love Chase.
343
00:12:48,285 --> 00:12:49,619
He's like a father to me.
344
00:12:49,687 --> 00:12:51,020
That's nice.
345
00:12:51,088 --> 00:12:54,223
I know everyone laughs at you,
but not me.
346
00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:55,357
I think you're great.
347
00:12:56,009 --> 00:13:00,396
- Whoo, we're going so fast.
- Whoo!
348
00:13:00,464 --> 00:13:02,765
- Everyone laughs at me?
- Whoo!
349
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:04,433
Okay, I'm very much starting to get mad.
350
00:13:04,502 --> 00:13:06,168
Can we just go?
351
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,098
You know, mad respect to Justin,
352
00:13:08,168 --> 00:13:09,926
but I do not get "The Leftovers."
353
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,559
I think you just have to keep watching.
354
00:13:11,614 --> 00:13:12,814
Cary says it picks up.
355
00:13:12,882 --> 00:13:13,881
What season are you on?
356
00:13:13,951 --> 00:13:15,450
I just finished the third.
357
00:13:15,518 --> 00:13:17,518
Oh, then you just don't like it.
358
00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:20,121
Damn, but I love to like things.
359
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,690
Aw, I know you do.
360
00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:24,683
You just put him down by the motorcycle.
361
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,060
Think he's gonna puke again.
362
00:13:26,102 --> 00:13:27,197
He should probably be by a toilet.
363
00:13:27,222 --> 00:13:28,847
Yeah, well, the motorcycle is a toilet.
364
00:13:28,918 --> 00:13:31,852
Damn, for real?
365
00:13:31,921 --> 00:13:33,454
I got you, bro.
366
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:34,624
This place is exactly
367
00:13:34,678 --> 00:13:36,190
what my house is gonna
look like when I'm rich.
368
00:13:36,259 --> 00:13:37,959
Wait, is there a 7UP hot tub?
369
00:13:38,010 --> 00:13:39,319
No.
370
00:13:39,374 --> 00:13:42,063
Okay, it's almost what
my house is gonna look like.
371
00:13:50,773 --> 00:13:52,005
Cary?
372
00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:54,107
What are you doing here?
373
00:13:54,176 --> 00:13:57,678
Oh, um, sex?
374
00:13:57,746 --> 00:14:00,481
Hell yeah, Care.
375
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:01,882
That's what I'm talking about, Care.
376
00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:02,933
Thank you, Lance.
377
00:14:03,003 --> 00:14:05,819
Okay, well, we're here
because Chase got drunk
378
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,788
and has been puking his guts out.
379
00:14:07,857 --> 00:14:09,050
- He did?
- Yes.
380
00:14:09,105 --> 00:14:10,128
Where was Mom?
381
00:14:10,175 --> 00:14:12,192
You'd think if your husband
was a full-blown alcoholic,
382
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:14,460
you'd be more protective
of your kid in the club.
383
00:14:14,529 --> 00:14:16,796
What?
384
00:14:16,865 --> 00:14:18,030
Oh, shit.
385
00:14:18,099 --> 00:14:19,398
Nothing. Nothing, buddy.
386
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:20,443
I was just joking.
387
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,901
Hey, come on, man.
388
00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:23,035
Why don't we get you
back to your motorcycle?
389
00:14:23,104 --> 00:14:24,670
Whoa, I like your shoes.
390
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,005
Thanks, homie.
391
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:29,642
Hello, I'm home now!
392
00:14:29,711 --> 00:14:31,677
She's home.
393
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,846
Mom, what are you doing here?
394
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,648
I'm riding a horsey.
395
00:14:35,717 --> 00:14:37,449
Shh, it's just Streeter.
396
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:41,320
It's just me. I'm not a horse.
397
00:14:41,389 --> 00:14:43,155
What are you guys doing?
You laughing at me?
398
00:14:43,224 --> 00:14:44,991
What? No, why?
399
00:14:45,059 --> 00:14:46,959
N-no reason. I was just checking.
400
00:14:47,028 --> 00:14:49,895
Wait, is this Justin Theroux's house?
401
00:14:49,963 --> 00:14:53,264
Why is my night so random?
402
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:55,834
- Who are you?
- I-Isn't it fancy?
403
00:14:55,903 --> 00:14:58,169
My bedroom is a swimming pool.
404
00:14:58,238 --> 00:14:59,404
This place has a pool?
405
00:14:59,472 --> 00:15:00,772
Are you playing? Come on, man.
406
00:15:00,841 --> 00:15:02,473
The hits just keep coming.
407
00:15:02,543 --> 00:15:04,910
- Lance.
- Mama D.
408
00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:06,110
What is going on with Mom?
409
00:15:06,179 --> 00:15:07,546
Is she drunk too?
410
00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:10,782
No, she's on Molly
because she deserves it?
411
00:15:10,851 --> 00:15:11,883
What?
412
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,686
Welcome to our house.
413
00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:17,221
It's better than our old house
414
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:19,090
because my husband died there
415
00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:21,926
and that made me very sad.
416
00:15:21,994 --> 00:15:23,694
Mom, are you okay?
417
00:15:23,763 --> 00:15:25,863
But now I'm very happy!
418
00:15:25,932 --> 00:15:28,498
And now I'm very tiny.
419
00:15:28,568 --> 00:15:31,134
And now I have a secret for you.
420
00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:35,272
What did she say?
421
00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:36,707
That she wants to go over there.
422
00:15:36,776 --> 00:15:38,742
Okay.
423
00:15:38,811 --> 00:15:41,478
So why did we stop here?
424
00:15:43,382 --> 00:15:44,715
Mom, what you doing over here?
425
00:15:44,784 --> 00:15:49,386
Oh, my kids, I love you so much.
426
00:15:49,455 --> 00:15:53,156
Just know that I will always
be here to protect all of you.
427
00:15:53,225 --> 00:15:54,725
Oh, really, Mom, all of us?
428
00:15:54,794 --> 00:15:56,182
What do you mean?
429
00:15:56,237 --> 00:15:58,361
Okay, well, you know that
I'm Chase's assistant, right?
430
00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:00,263
- I'm not his mo...
- Brooke, maybe not right now.
431
00:16:00,332 --> 00:16:01,631
Hey, what are you guys talking about?
432
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,533
You, haha, laughing at me?
433
00:16:03,602 --> 00:16:05,168
You know, my shirt
and my hair and all this?
434
00:16:05,237 --> 00:16:06,470
'Cause I'm in on it.
435
00:16:06,538 --> 00:16:08,938
No, we're having a family moment.
436
00:16:09,007 --> 00:16:10,440
I have so many nuts in my purse.
437
00:16:10,509 --> 00:16:12,476
Who put all these nuts in here?
438
00:16:12,544 --> 00:16:15,612
What, you did, you friggin' psycho.
439
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,914
Oh, my God, that lady
is a friggin' psycho,
440
00:16:17,983 --> 00:16:21,151
- but I love her so much.
- Oh, crap.
441
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:23,253
I gotta go save Chase.
442
00:16:23,322 --> 00:16:25,755
Yeah, and I should walk Lance out.
443
00:16:25,824 --> 00:16:29,658
I got nothing to do.
444
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,327
Hey, sorry, Jeremy,
445
00:16:31,395 --> 00:16:33,496
I don't think now's
the best time for a photo.
446
00:16:33,564 --> 00:16:34,997
What?
447
00:16:35,065 --> 00:16:37,099
I just... he's feeling
kind of sick so...
448
00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:39,101
I wasn't asking for a photo.
449
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,504
He was just bringing me water
'cause you guys were talking.
450
00:16:41,572 --> 00:16:43,972
Oh, sorry, I just...
451
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,609
I knew you wanted a photo
with him for your students.
452
00:16:46,677 --> 00:16:49,845
I mean, I guess... I guess
I could take one with you.
453
00:16:49,913 --> 00:16:51,147
What?
454
00:16:51,215 --> 00:16:52,481
It's just... 'cause, you know,
455
00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:56,018
they might weirdly know who I am
456
00:16:56,086 --> 00:16:59,021
because of...
457
00:16:59,089 --> 00:17:00,289
I actually think I'm gonna go.
458
00:17:00,358 --> 00:17:02,324
What?
459
00:17:02,393 --> 00:17:04,860
I'm just feeling a little tired.
460
00:17:04,928 --> 00:17:06,194
Okay, yeah, no, cool.
461
00:17:06,263 --> 00:17:07,428
Cool, yeah, all right.
462
00:17:07,497 --> 00:17:09,731
I'll walk you out.
463
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,732
Feel better.
464
00:17:10,801 --> 00:17:12,034
Thanks.
465
00:17:16,707 --> 00:17:19,407
Hey, thanks for all your help tonight.
466
00:17:19,476 --> 00:17:21,843
Of course. You know I got you, girl.
467
00:17:21,912 --> 00:17:23,511
Um, and as a thank-you,
468
00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,346
you can tell me what's
been happening on "RHONY."
469
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:27,015
Oh, hell yeah.
470
00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:30,385
Okay, so on the last ep,
they all went to the Catskills
471
00:17:30,453 --> 00:17:32,688
and Ramona fell in the fireplace
472
00:17:32,756 --> 00:17:34,622
and they showed her whole butt.
473
00:17:34,692 --> 00:17:36,869
Whoa. They didn't blur it?
474
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:39,799
No, I think it's 'cause it
didn't really look like a butt.
475
00:17:43,966 --> 00:17:47,068
Hey, is everything okay?
476
00:17:47,136 --> 00:17:49,870
Yeah, I just...
477
00:17:49,939 --> 00:17:53,908
I'm just not sure if I'm into
this whole new vibe.
478
00:17:53,976 --> 00:17:55,109
What do you mean?
479
00:17:55,178 --> 00:17:57,111
Is this 'cause of the picture thing?
480
00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:58,378
- No.
- 'Cause I...
481
00:17:58,447 --> 00:18:00,915
I just, uh...
482
00:18:00,983 --> 00:18:03,550
I know I don't know you that well,
483
00:18:03,619 --> 00:18:05,786
but it feels like you a month ago
484
00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:09,924
would make fun of you now.
485
00:18:09,992 --> 00:18:13,728
- Oh, yikes.
- I just...
486
00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:15,495
It feels like you don't
487
00:18:15,564 --> 00:18:18,257
really know who you are right now.
488
00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:24,904
Um, okay.
489
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:28,208
Uh, I'm... I'm sorry?
490
00:18:28,277 --> 00:18:31,032
I... I guess you could
have eaten the pizza.
491
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:36,116
Okay.
492
00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:38,084
- Okay.
- I...
493
00:18:38,153 --> 00:18:39,253
I... I'm sorry.
494
00:18:39,321 --> 00:18:41,755
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
495
00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:52,064
All right, I'm gonna bounce.
496
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:54,967
Uh, but if you want
to watch the "RHONY" reunion,
497
00:18:55,035 --> 00:18:56,702
let me know.
498
00:18:56,771 --> 00:18:58,671
But, heads-up, it's six nights.
499
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,606
Okay.
500
00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:21,927
Okay, cook Brooke, I'll see you later.
501
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:03,234
♪ ♪
502
00:20:03,324 --> 00:20:07,441
♪ I have loved you for the last time ♪
503
00:20:07,929 --> 00:20:10,582
♪ Is it a video? ♪
504
00:20:11,132 --> 00:20:13,979
♪ Is it a video? ♪
505
00:20:14,235 --> 00:20:16,803
♪ For the love, for laughter ♪
506
00:20:16,872 --> 00:20:20,198
♪ I flew up to your arms ♪
507
00:20:20,742 --> 00:20:23,386
♪ Is it a video? ♪
508
00:20:23,745 --> 00:20:26,349
♪ Is it a video? ♪
509
00:20:26,948 --> 00:20:29,348
♪ For the love, for laughter ♪
510
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:32,802
♪ I flew up to your arms ♪
511
00:20:33,254 --> 00:20:35,983
♪ Is it a video? ♪
512
00:20:36,457 --> 00:20:38,928
♪ Is it a video? ♪
513
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,405
Cary. Cary?
514
00:20:43,363 --> 00:20:44,963
Just give him a second.
515
00:20:45,032 --> 00:20:47,232
He's doing "Call Me by Your Name."
516
00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:49,134
Oh, you know, I never saw that movie.
517
00:20:49,202 --> 00:20:50,947
Yes, you did. We went with Cary.
518
00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:53,438
Remember, he sat facing us
while we watched it.
519
00:20:53,507 --> 00:20:55,741
Oh, yes, that's right.
520
00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:02,247
Aw, they're so cute.
521
00:21:02,315 --> 00:21:04,249
You know, Cary just had
his 14th birthday party.
522
00:21:04,317 --> 00:21:05,486
It was gumball themed.
523
00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:06,885
It was gonna be dinosaurs,
524
00:21:06,954 --> 00:21:09,320
but Target had
a lot of gumball stuff so...
525
00:21:09,389 --> 00:21:10,889
But, hey, everybody loves a gumball,
526
00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:12,457
right, Chasey?
527
00:21:12,526 --> 00:21:14,425
Ugh, he just threw up on me.
528
00:21:14,579 --> 00:21:15,703
Seriously where is the bathroom?
529
00:21:15,704 --> 00:21:16,745
The bathroom is downstairs.
530
00:21:16,746 --> 00:21:18,801
- It is downstairs?
- It's downstairs.
531
00:21:18,826 --> 00:21:20,719
And it's good for both?
532
00:21:20,744 --> 00:21:22,995
- Yes, there's both.
- Okay, great.
533
00:21:23,994 --> 00:21:24,813
Bye buddy.
534
00:21:24,838 --> 00:21:27,412
Did he mean both pee and poop?
535
00:21:29,949 --> 00:21:31,948
Hey everyone, welcome
to "The Other Show."
536
00:21:31,973 --> 00:21:34,264
We're talking about episode eight today.
537
00:21:34,265 --> 00:21:36,546
And we are joined by
Drew and Helene, as always,
538
00:21:36,571 --> 00:21:38,476
and Josh Segarra, who plays Lance.
539
00:21:38,501 --> 00:21:41,042
- What's up guys?
- Yeah!
540
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:42,507
- Hello!
- What about us?
541
00:21:42,532 --> 00:21:43,515
Hi, hello.
542
00:21:43,539 --> 00:21:45,037
I didn't know if I was
allow to stand up in the...
543
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:47,369
I was so stressed to
high five on camera.
544
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:51,024
Whoa! Sick ride, baby!
545
00:21:51,049 --> 00:21:52,131
I got it for Chase.
546
00:21:52,132 --> 00:21:53,782
I think he's wheely gonna like it.
547
00:21:53,807 --> 00:21:55,266
You know, 'cause the wheels.
548
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,058
Hi, Lance.
549
00:21:57,059 --> 00:21:59,091
Now, you guys knew each other?
550
00:21:59,116 --> 00:22:01,912
We've known each other
for like a decade, yeah.
551
00:22:01,937 --> 00:22:03,700
Not super close, but man,
552
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:05,075
we've been buddies ever since, man.
553
00:22:05,076 --> 00:22:06,199
Just from the theatre world, right?
554
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,770
- 'Cause you do Broadway too, yeah.
- Because we do the theater,
555
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:10,408
Josh and I know each other.
556
00:22:10,409 --> 00:22:12,896
Our show has so many
Broadway people in it.
557
00:22:12,921 --> 00:22:14,364
Like really trained people.
558
00:22:14,389 --> 00:22:15,411
- And Drew.
- And then Drew.
559
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,255
- Of course.
- And Drew.
560
00:22:17,334 --> 00:22:18,292
I've never seen a stage.
561
00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:19,724
He's never seen a Broadway
show, you've never gone...
562
00:22:19,749 --> 00:22:21,916
Don't like plays. I hate 'em.
563
00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:23,524
You saw Angels in America Part One.
564
00:22:23,548 --> 00:22:25,704
- Yes.
- Did you see the second part?
565
00:22:25,729 --> 00:22:27,554
- I still haven't seen it.
- He came to set and was like,
566
00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:29,543
"I'm gonna go see the second part,"
we were like, "Mm-hmm."
567
00:22:29,544 --> 00:22:31,916
Still hasn't seen it as if it's running
568
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,125
and it's a possibility.
569
00:22:35,209 --> 00:22:37,843
- What are you doing here?
- Oh, um...
570
00:22:38,976 --> 00:22:41,751
- Sex?
- Hell yeah, Care.
571
00:22:42,191 --> 00:22:43,792
That's what I'm talkin about, Care.
572
00:22:43,793 --> 00:22:45,458
Here's a weird thing we just remembered
573
00:22:45,459 --> 00:22:46,542
is that you auditioned for like
574
00:22:46,543 --> 00:22:48,034
a thousand different roles, didn't you?
575
00:22:48,059 --> 00:22:49,738
- I did.
- Sorry.
576
00:22:49,763 --> 00:22:51,409
No way, that was awesome though!
577
00:22:51,478 --> 00:22:53,517
Those are days that actors remember.
578
00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:55,534
You kidding me?
Now that it worked out this way.
579
00:22:55,559 --> 00:22:56,727
- Yeah.
- I remember that day for sure.
580
00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:58,039
I read three different parts.
581
00:22:58,064 --> 00:22:59,100
- I kept going...
- Do you remember it?
582
00:22:59,101 --> 00:23:00,140
Uh-uh, it was the flight attendant,
583
00:23:00,141 --> 00:23:01,124
then it was the roommate,
584
00:23:01,149 --> 00:23:03,015
and that was hilarious 'cause
now I know what happens.
585
00:23:03,016 --> 00:23:04,266
And that's super fun, right?
586
00:23:04,267 --> 00:23:07,168
Imagine that all the time and
that would've been very fun, buddy.
587
00:23:07,193 --> 00:23:08,754
Then they said,
588
00:23:08,779 --> 00:23:10,349
"Hey man, you wanna come
play with this one?"
589
00:23:10,350 --> 00:23:12,766
I said, "Heck yeah, I love this guy."
And it was awesome, man.
590
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:16,083
We basically had to
make it fit you better.
591
00:23:16,108 --> 00:23:18,099
So we spent a little time with you,
592
00:23:18,124 --> 00:23:19,958
started hearing the words you said.
593
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,391
Like "Oh, hell yeah."
594
00:23:21,392 --> 00:23:23,458
And that became a part...
595
00:23:23,483 --> 00:23:25,811
Your voice became a
part of the character.
596
00:23:25,836 --> 00:23:27,659
I don't know why you're
lying on camera, Sarah,
597
00:23:27,684 --> 00:23:29,890
because we all know that
Lance is your spirit animal.
598
00:23:29,891 --> 00:23:32,003
Lance has lived inside of you for years.
599
00:23:32,028 --> 00:23:33,292
Once I found it, it really came...
600
00:23:33,317 --> 00:23:35,680
I remember going up to you
on set on night and saying
601
00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,680
"Can you say, "Oh hell yeah," here?
602
00:23:37,705 --> 00:23:40,758
and you said, "Oh, hell yeah."
603
00:23:40,783 --> 00:23:43,890
No! Gimme that. Give it. Absolutely not.
604
00:23:43,891 --> 00:23:46,308
Not drinking alcohol tonight.
You're 14.
605
00:23:46,309 --> 00:23:48,902
Plus you're contractually
obligated to drink Voss.
606
00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,902
What did you do for your
birthdays when you were little?
607
00:23:50,927 --> 00:23:52,950
So in Orlando, where I grew up,
608
00:23:52,975 --> 00:23:55,517
for many years we went to this resort.
609
00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:58,388
So I remember, it's
either my 13th or 14th,
610
00:23:58,413 --> 00:24:01,371
and I remember men,
611
00:24:01,396 --> 00:24:05,076
just beautiful men, in Speedos.
612
00:24:05,755 --> 00:24:07,551
And I remember this pool being
like, "This is the best!"
613
00:24:07,576 --> 00:24:09,895
An arcade, they had
WrestleFest, the video game.
614
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,851
They had an indoor pool,
outdoor pool, but men!
615
00:24:11,852 --> 00:24:14,076
So we go to the top of the slide,
616
00:24:14,101 --> 00:24:15,912
and I meet two men!
617
00:24:15,937 --> 00:24:16,952
Gorgeous men.
618
00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:20,974
And I say, "Guys, what's
going on here, man?"
619
00:24:20,975 --> 00:24:24,023
And it's the first time
I learned what Pride was.
620
00:24:24,538 --> 00:24:26,388
Pride is the weekend of June,
621
00:24:26,413 --> 00:24:28,888
and they were holding
Pride at that resort.
622
00:24:28,913 --> 00:24:30,779
And I was also having my birthday.
623
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:32,677
So for your 13th
birthday you went to Pride.
624
00:24:32,702 --> 00:24:35,908
Pride at a pool with a slide, an arcade.
625
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,830
- That's great.
- And I made some of the best friends.
626
00:24:37,855 --> 00:24:39,101
Wow!
627
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:41,759
We grew up differently.
628
00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:43,425
Hey, did he puke on my back at all?
629
00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:45,206
Um... Oh.
630
00:24:45,253 --> 00:24:47,128
Uh, barely.
631
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:49,115
Well, a lot. He puked a lot.
632
00:24:49,140 --> 00:24:50,350
Yeah, I could feel it.
633
00:24:50,351 --> 00:24:53,309
This is the episode
where these two characters
634
00:24:53,310 --> 00:24:55,893
reconnect, Brooke and Lance.
635
00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:57,392
And we really, when we were writing it,
636
00:24:57,393 --> 00:24:59,221
we were just like, what are...
637
00:24:59,246 --> 00:25:01,572
Almost leaning into
the rom-comness of it.
638
00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:02,679
A little bit of like...
639
00:25:02,704 --> 00:25:04,743
What are these iconic
places we can put them in?
640
00:25:04,768 --> 00:25:06,665
One of them was on the bridge.
641
00:25:06,690 --> 00:25:07,895
- On the Brooklyn Bridge.
- Yeah.
642
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,924
And so we had to shoot...
We had to like sh...
643
00:25:09,949 --> 00:25:11,974
...shut down small part of the bridge
644
00:25:11,975 --> 00:25:14,974
and like redirect tourists
who were very eager
645
00:25:14,975 --> 00:25:17,332
to see who was shooting and then...
they didn't really care.
646
00:25:17,357 --> 00:25:18,996
We gotta be honest.
647
00:25:19,021 --> 00:25:20,043
They liked Case though.
648
00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:22,404
- Case got stopped many times!
- Case got recognized.
649
00:25:22,429 --> 00:25:23,662
Case would get stopped sometimes.
650
00:25:23,687 --> 00:25:25,834
A couple times filming,
people would come up
651
00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:27,964
to me and be like, "Who's
filming over there?"
652
00:25:27,989 --> 00:25:30,884
- And I'd kind of be like, "Uh, me."
- Me.
653
00:25:32,427 --> 00:25:33,597
"Hi, it's me."
654
00:25:33,622 --> 00:25:35,316
To take it down, you sort of think like,
655
00:25:35,341 --> 00:25:36,535
"Oh, I wanna be on a tv show."
656
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,777
And then you're closing off
parts of the Brooklyn Bridge.
657
00:25:38,802 --> 00:25:40,409
You're there waiting
for the sun to go down,
658
00:25:40,434 --> 00:25:42,644
and you're like, "Whoa!"
659
00:25:42,669 --> 00:25:45,092
- It was crazy.
- That was such a special like...
660
00:25:45,093 --> 00:25:47,279
The scene watching those characters have
661
00:25:47,304 --> 00:25:48,385
separated from each other.
662
00:25:48,386 --> 00:25:50,644
You watched him help
your little brother,
663
00:25:50,669 --> 00:25:52,759
and that is, like, I think
something a lot of us
664
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,843
can relate to with past relationships
665
00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,712
- is they become a part of your family.
- Of course.
666
00:25:56,737 --> 00:25:57,984
Yeah. Well, it's like you...
667
00:25:58,009 --> 00:25:59,469
I think that she thought that her life
668
00:25:59,494 --> 00:26:01,733
was gonna be this big thing,
and then she...
669
00:26:01,758 --> 00:26:04,134
you know, is faced with this
person who is a part of it,
670
00:26:04,135 --> 00:26:05,983
and she's like, "I don't need this."
671
00:26:06,008 --> 00:26:09,091
Then realizes how important
those simple things are
672
00:26:09,092 --> 00:26:10,422
- and that kind of a connection.
- Yeah.
673
00:26:10,447 --> 00:26:12,305
And not to be too dramatic
'cause this is a comedy thing,
674
00:26:12,330 --> 00:26:14,801
but we did talk about, 'cause we both
have a parent who died,
675
00:26:14,802 --> 00:26:18,091
and we talked about
relating to having an ex
676
00:26:18,092 --> 00:26:20,517
that knew our parent.
And then being like,
677
00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:21,791
we're breaking up with them,
678
00:26:21,816 --> 00:26:24,009
but you still feel a
connection because you're like,
679
00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:26,805
they knew me when I was
then or they knew them.
680
00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:28,572
- And they were there with me while...
- So it was like a homeliness.
681
00:26:28,596 --> 00:26:29,712
...that was happening.
682
00:26:29,737 --> 00:26:31,398
So we kind of liked that about
your character in the season.
683
00:26:31,399 --> 00:26:33,190
That you're introduced as a dummy,
684
00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:35,064
or introduced as a comic relief,
685
00:26:35,065 --> 00:26:37,115
- or as like a this guy.
- Yeah.
686
00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:39,899
But humanizing him throughout
and seeing that he is like
687
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:42,565
a solid person, he is
like a rock and he is like
688
00:26:42,566 --> 00:26:43,607
- feels like home.
- Home to her.
689
00:26:43,608 --> 00:26:44,791
Yeah, and it's even like on the bridge,
690
00:26:44,816 --> 00:26:48,323
he says something about
his mom's friend's Connie.
691
00:26:48,347 --> 00:26:49,618
- And like, you know...
- Yeah.
692
00:26:49,643 --> 00:26:51,078
- Those are kind of easy connections.
- You just know there's a shorthand.
693
00:26:51,128 --> 00:26:52,648
That you know who Connie is, yeah.
694
00:26:52,649 --> 00:26:55,289
Yeah, in the middle of laughter
you see two people connect.
695
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,821
You know, taking care
of their younger brother.
696
00:26:57,846 --> 00:26:59,158
- You know...
- Totally.
697
00:26:59,183 --> 00:27:01,390
You know, it's very easy to kind
of stay on the surface of stuff,
698
00:27:01,415 --> 00:27:03,523
but you get down to it,
699
00:27:03,524 --> 00:27:04,866
that's why this thing is cool.
700
00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:07,367
- That's why I'm happy to be here.
- That's nice.
701
00:27:07,391 --> 00:27:09,132
That's nice.
702
00:27:09,157 --> 00:27:10,234
Hell yeah.
703
00:27:10,258 --> 00:27:12,507
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